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Speaker 1: crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today
Speaker 1: we talk about.
Speaker 2: Titties are back baby in California, Rock suck our dicks?
Speaker 1: Is it gluck cluck or doc talk?
Speaker 3: How did we segue from talking about our parents being
Speaker 3: on the cruise to orgies on the open waters?
Speaker 2: Here we go, start your engines. M m m m
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Speaker 2: ming ming MNK.
Speaker 3: Yeah, baby, whoa, Oh, here we go. What's up?
Speaker 1: Gentlemen?
Speaker 3: All right, all right, welcome to the t II crew.
Speaker 2: Yon.
Speaker 3: Wow, Wow, I don't know why that song came good.
Speaker 2: Oh that song just I mean, dude, you put that
Speaker 2: on around a bunch of your ants? Oh my god, bucks, sloppy, sloppy.
Speaker 2: There's nothing like a bunch of ants right around, a
Speaker 2: bunch of your drunk ants. Just get sloppy is not
Speaker 2: on usual.
Speaker 3: We're dancing your word dance. I don't care. Get up.
Speaker 1: A bunch of a bunch of ants is like the
Speaker 1: most dangerous.
Speaker 3: Group of yeah, the hardest gang in America.
Speaker 2: Dude. They say, like when you see a bunch of teens,
Speaker 2: you're like, across the street, a bunch of teens, a
Speaker 2: bunch of youths together. No, no, dude, a bunch of
Speaker 2: your ants. Yeah, not even your ants, any ants any an.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: That's when you hear a van just like, oh god, yeah,
Speaker 3: across the street, gonyet get the kids.
Speaker 2: If you see a dodge caravan cruising in this song,
Speaker 2: fucking blast, oh yeah, danger dang.
Speaker 1: Also the sweet Caroline, that's that's a group of ants.
Speaker 3: Oh banger for sure.
Speaker 2: That's or just like a drunk bar that does karaoke. Yeah,
Speaker 2: playing a drunk bar about three times?
Speaker 3: Yeah, play that a lot someone this week, Caroline.
Speaker 1: Yet Yeah, if you're there for one hour, you hear
Speaker 1: that song three times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unfortunately, that is so funny. A bunch of drunk
Speaker 2: ants playing that song. You hear the dodge caravan cruise by.
Speaker 2: That's a horror movie, right there is the movie.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, that's the movie. A bunch
Speaker 1: of ants.
Speaker 2: That's the movie.
Speaker 3: That's a twenty four Ready.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, one of the ants just got divorced.
Speaker 1: They're out, they're all out.
Speaker 3: They're like, come on, find this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: They're at a drunk bar. You know what they're singing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like Susan fuck him, fuck yeah, he's an asshole.
Speaker 1: That was the problem is that I fucked him. But
Speaker 1: I love my kids. I love my kids, so he
Speaker 1: gave me the best gift in the war. Cougars, well,
Speaker 1: bunch of ants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a bunch of ants is what we're saying.
Speaker 1: Different they can Cougars are not necessarily be ants.
Speaker 2: Cougars are less scary because if you are a single man,
Speaker 2: you might want to suck a cooper, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, or you might get numbers. Probably a bunch
Speaker 2: of ants, Well, these are as soon as you say
Speaker 2: they're an ant, you don't want to fuck them.
Speaker 1: You're not.
Speaker 3: That's not kind for any ants listening, like.
Speaker 1: It's not us, it's society, okay, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but then don't then then don't say I'm
Speaker 2: an ant. Don't don't have that be your your badge
Speaker 2: of honor.
Speaker 3: Don't don't identify as an ant.
Speaker 2: These women that are driving in the in the Dodge
Speaker 2: Caravan that are scaring the that are terrifying this neighborhood,
Speaker 2: they they for sure themselves as ants.
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 1: And you know what's wild about this bunch of ants
Speaker 1: is that there's always a funky ant that's not invited.
Speaker 1: You know, there's the fun ants, but the funky ant
Speaker 1: who's like.
Speaker 2: But the fun ant just in my in my family,
Speaker 2: the fun ant just means the drunkest, loudest ant.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's every family. Yeah, every family, okay.
Speaker 2: Every every family the fun ant and then also known
Speaker 2: as the most emotional ant.
Speaker 1: It's like these are and midnight hits and the pumpkin
Speaker 1: or the car the carriage turns into a pumpkin, the wine.
Speaker 2: Bottle, the wine bottle is in right, the.
Speaker 1: Glass slipper turns into a wolverine boot again, and she's
Speaker 1: got to go to work in the morning.
Speaker 2: It's not unusual. Uh, dude, I love your lower. You
Speaker 2: were rocking a whole fit.
Speaker 3: Dude, lowell smoke, Yeah, there's what the hell?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm pretty high for somebody.
Speaker 3: So low that's not getting points.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they sent me some merch because I think a
Speaker 1: few weeks ago, if not several, I like wine. I whind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were being a real bitch a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: And it turns out if you wine, if you wind
Speaker 1: enough they sent me a box of merch. Dude, I
Speaker 1: got sent a lighter. Yeah, okay, it's like a fucking
Speaker 1: blow torch. Y, I got one of those unreal fancy
Speaker 1: But then you know what happens is it runs out
Speaker 1: and it brings out pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you have to refill it because I
Speaker 2: got the same one. You have to refill it. And
Speaker 2: then that's the thing. I will never do. Fill the
Speaker 2: lighter and it sucks because it's very nice. There's a
Speaker 2: great gift, thank you little I'm not going to refill
Speaker 2: it now. It's just a thing that my kid tries
Speaker 2: to eat.
Speaker 1: What's an antique? It's something they're gonna find, you know,
Speaker 1: hundreds of years from now and go.
Speaker 3: Wow, what is this lighter? Is this like a Zippo
Speaker 3: lighter or you're talking like one of the torch Dude, it's.
Speaker 1: Like a trigger you like slide the trigger up and
Speaker 1: then two little flame dicks.
Speaker 3: Just what I yeah that one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is the literature. Yeah, and their literature is what
Speaker 1: is how they phrased that.
Speaker 2: You need another four inches? And did you get sent
Speaker 2: any sent any weed or just merch?
Speaker 1: There's this This is one of two boxes I think
Speaker 1: the weed get your box. They have to send that
Speaker 1: a different way go. But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: We don't know, and we're not saying how they send it,
Speaker 2: but a very soft sure. Definitely not through the mail
Speaker 2: because that's illegal to do. They hand deliver it, if
Speaker 2: I were to guess, Yeah, Lowell one of my favorite
Speaker 2: weed companies.
Speaker 1: It was a drone, A blunt shaped drone came over
Speaker 1: my home the other night.
Speaker 2: Remember when they were saying a few years ago that
Speaker 2: drones are just going to start delivering packages to your
Speaker 2: doors all the time.
Speaker 1: I remember that, Yes, Blake, do you remember that.
Speaker 3: I do recall that conversation.
Speaker 2: It just didn't happen.
Speaker 3: It's science.
Speaker 1: It's not happening here. But it's happened. I just watched
Speaker 1: like sixty minutes or something like that on it just
Speaker 1: the other day. They're doing it. Watch sixty and you
Speaker 1: so old in like Rwanda. Yeah, it's all I have.
Speaker 1: All I have is sixty minutes, okay, Grandma. I watch
Speaker 1: it on YouTube. I watched like the little clips on YouTube. Okay.
Speaker 1: But they have like pharmacies in Africa. I can't remember
Speaker 1: which country, but they are essentially like zipping stuff to
Speaker 1: hospitals that would take like you know, the roads are
Speaker 1: pretty shitty, would take a while to get there. They
Speaker 1: just zip these drones off them like a launch pad.
Speaker 2: It goes it zip it drops the.
Speaker 1: Medicine with like a parachute, and then it comes back
Speaker 1: and gets caught on this this little slack line. It's
Speaker 1: fucking sick.
Speaker 2: Zip it where Sorry? I zoned out. I zoned out,
Speaker 2: and I just I knew you were talking, but I
Speaker 2: stopped listening. Zip it, which I do, and am I
Speaker 2: hate that about myself, but I do. That's why I
Speaker 2: wasn't a great student. I could have been. I'm smart
Speaker 2: as fuck if I just engage myself. But I don't.
Speaker 2: So where was this engagement?
Speaker 1: Why would I repeat myself?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, just where was it?
Speaker 1: Why would I repeat that?
Speaker 2: Zip it a blake? Where was it was?
Speaker 1: In? After you just told me it was an adult,
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm not going to listen. I didn't listen.
Speaker 2: I didn't. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't How do I know you're listening? Now?
Speaker 3: How do we ever know you're actually listening?
Speaker 2: It's not that I chose not to listen. I just
Speaker 2: it just happened. The brain just turned off. I'm on
Speaker 2: a lot of medicine. We're on a lot of medicine.
Speaker 1: This is film you think other people should teller.
Speaker 2: I'm on a lot of medicine. Sometimes I zone as.
Speaker 2: It's not all me.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't shake your box of pills at us and
Speaker 3: try to excuse you not listening. Is this what you
Speaker 3: do to the Is this what you do at every
Speaker 3: meeting where you zone out? You just shake pills at
Speaker 3: people and say sorry, thank you?
Speaker 1: Get them.
Speaker 2: Yeah. When I when I do a big Hollywood meeting
Speaker 2: with like a studio executive, I just bring this and
Speaker 2: I go, hey.
Speaker 3: Hey, hey Spielberg, Sorry, where are you again?
Speaker 1: This is Netflix? Swear? Is this is this Hulu? I
Speaker 1: forgot to look on the way.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Officer. Am I in my car right now?
Speaker 1: It's in Africa. I can't remember exactly what country. I think,
Speaker 1: maybe I could be dead wrong. Rwanda, Okay, the place
Speaker 1: with that dope hotel.
Speaker 3: I think hotel Rwanda. I do.
Speaker 2: They apparently have really nice hotels there.
Speaker 1: It's got like a sick hotel. There was a movie
Speaker 1: all about it.
Speaker 3: I never saw that movie. I never saw them.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it either. It's like a white lotus,
Speaker 2: like they were sort of doing white lotus for white lotus.
Speaker 2: Is my guests really.
Speaker 1: Done? I think Don Cheedle plays like a male escort, so.
Speaker 3: It's like pretty woman, but it's pretty man.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, pretty man and a beautiful hotel in Rwanda.
Speaker 2: It makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that sounds fun.
Speaker 1: That's what it's about.
Speaker 3: It seems like it should be. That sounds really fun.
Speaker 3: I got to check that out.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was about like a genocide of
Speaker 1: a cert anyway.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna have to check it out.
Speaker 1: Never seen Oh Todd, Todd's got the link, the IMDb link.
Speaker 2: Maybe I guess see what was that?
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure we know. Yeah?
Speaker 2: What was it about?
Speaker 1: A hotel manager houses a thousand Tutsi refugees during their
Speaker 1: struggle against the Hutu militia in Rwanda, Africa, and yet
Speaker 1: finds time to be a male hooker?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow? What the same part I missed? I
Speaker 2: feel like your link must be different than my link,
Speaker 2: working man.
Speaker 3: It really is white lotus.
Speaker 1: That's crazy black lotus actually, okay they called it black lotus.
Speaker 2: Yes, fine, Tutsi refuge Those are if you're going to
Speaker 2: be a refuge a refugee, I feel being called a
Speaker 2: Tutsi refugee, that's you're going to get admitted into the
Speaker 2: country a little quicker, right. They're like, Hey, I'm a Tutsi,
Speaker 2: just just kind of a fun name. Everyone likes Tutsi rolls,
Speaker 2: tootsy pops.
Speaker 1: I forgot. That's also how it works. It depends if
Speaker 1: you're a refugee and there's a country that's like, well,
Speaker 1: who are we letting in? How many? What are they called? Exam?
Speaker 1: What do they just need to make sure that when
Speaker 1: they get here there's something fun. They're not a bummer.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be a bummer. If you're coming
Speaker 2: into a country, just don't be a bummer.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, And what would be a bummer to you, Adam,
Speaker 1: Like Syrian refugees is that just that's like what are
Speaker 1: they serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like maybe they take themselves a little
Speaker 2: too seriously. It's like, hey, chill, We're just we're just
Speaker 2: trying to have a party here in America, you know.
Speaker 3: Al that's all we're ever trying to do is just
Speaker 3: fucking party, right.
Speaker 2: We're just trying to party, dude, party and then you die.
Speaker 3: We're kind of closing the door. We're saying we're in here,
Speaker 3: we're a part I'm.
Speaker 1: Just trying to party. Where's that? Where's that been?
Speaker 3: I just want to party?
Speaker 2: Where is my wife? Hates whatever? My life whatever. We're
Speaker 2: on vacation. I will first thing in the morning every morning,
Speaker 2: play Andrew w K's.
Speaker 3: The party started.
Speaker 1: It's time to party.
Speaker 3: How does it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Play that song? Play that song, dude, because it's it
Speaker 2: starts off. I remember Blake loved that song. When I
Speaker 2: came out, I remember Blake loving that song.
Speaker 1: Blake kept being like, he's my spirit animal. That's an
Speaker 1: interesting thing to say, dude.
Speaker 2: Imagine you're in Italy on vacation with me and I
Speaker 2: wake you up to this. Dude, you're ready to go.
Speaker 2: Imagine you're having a nice strip and then you just
Speaker 2: wake up to this.
Speaker 3: Dude, sweetheart, come outside? Is a rota bowl? Alice?
Speaker 2: What are they?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: In Italy?
Speaker 3: What area? I'm saying you're in like Ricky Evic at
Speaker 3: this point?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, okay, it's watching party party harn't yeh?
Speaker 3: Sweetheart? Look out the window. The northern lights are here.
Speaker 1: Adam, why do you do this? Why would you do
Speaker 1: that to her? She enjoyed this. Do you like waking
Speaker 1: up like that?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need something like this, or you disappreciate it.
Speaker 2: I like, uh, waking up like I'm shot out of
Speaker 2: a cannon. I do like that energy. I like that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Whenever we're on the road, it doesn't seem like you
Speaker 1: like getting you kind at all.
Speaker 3: You kind of roll out of bed.
Speaker 2: That's not true. This last tour I was perfectly fine.
Speaker 2: I think you guys were talking about previous adventures. But
Speaker 2: the new me likes waking up like I'm shot out
Speaker 2: of a cannon.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like this, like.
Speaker 1: It's time to party.
Speaker 2: I do. I do like what specifically on vacation. I
Speaker 2: do like to get the party started first thing in
Speaker 2: the morning, right I told you do, which means you
Speaker 2: got to get a drink in right away drinking.
Speaker 1: What is your vacation drink besides blood, which we.
Speaker 2: Know you do blood.
Speaker 1: That's just the way.
Speaker 3: No, that's Kyle Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's Kyle's gone.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, he's dead. Does because he he odd needing babies.
Speaker 2: My drink, my vacation drink would be. You can't have
Speaker 2: too many of whatever fruity drinks that they're offering.
Speaker 3: You gotta go local, you gotta go.
Speaker 2: You can't, can't. Here's the deal. You can't have too many.
Speaker 2: You can have too many sugary drinks. So you have
Speaker 2: one or two of those, and then you just gotta
Speaker 2: go with a local beer, a local beer, or whatever
Speaker 2: local drink to have. Or I just do a vodka
Speaker 2: sodes because you know what you're getting there. You know
Speaker 2: how to ride that wave. It's calmy, that's wisda.
Speaker 3: It's not your thing. It's not your thing. Are you
Speaker 3: a tequila soda guy?
Speaker 1: I remember that was like early two thousands.
Speaker 2: I like it could be forever.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree. I like a little tequila and we're
Speaker 1: jack and ginger cool. Say that's Andrew w K. I
Speaker 1: like to party.
Speaker 2: That's too much ginger ale, though, because if you have
Speaker 2: twelve of those, then you had a lot of ginger ale,
Speaker 2: and that's too much.
Speaker 1: My trick is I don't drink twelve of them.
Speaker 3: What that's not a trick.
Speaker 2: Okay, then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not shot out of a cannon. What are
Speaker 3: your vacations, bro? Do you read book.
Speaker 1: The sugar drinks. I do two of the jack and gingers,
Speaker 1: and then I go on to the beer.
Speaker 2: I'd say that's probably a responsible thing to uh, to
Speaker 2: pivot to.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna drink just mixed drinks all day long.
Speaker 3: I'm unless we're on a cruise, then maybe body.
Speaker 1: Full of p I'm getting my calories from the beer.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Lily, we're drinking our lunch.
Speaker 1: I'm just skipping lunch. I want real hungry for dinner.
Speaker 3: Oh and you know what we're having.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the to the luau.
Speaker 3: You know we're eating a whole pig. Baby.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, Blake, what's your vacation drink?
Speaker 3: Pina colada? Absolutely, I love a pina cola.
Speaker 1: You're doing more than one of those? Or are you
Speaker 1: starting with that?
Speaker 3: I you know what I might like if they have
Speaker 3: a lava flow as well, I might parlay it into
Speaker 3: a lava flow. But I'm not doing that's basically pina
Speaker 3: colada with like strawberry as well, I think.
Speaker 1: And Adam, are you also doing like something like that?
Speaker 3: I want an umbrella in my dress.
Speaker 2: I mean I might I might have one just to
Speaker 2: say I did it. Sure, but no, it's it's not
Speaker 2: I'm not going out of my way to get that.
Speaker 2: I'm drunk now a pina colada or I'm not going
Speaker 2: out of I'm not going out of my way to
Speaker 2: get that.
Speaker 1: No, or like a monkey's lunchbox.
Speaker 3: Sure, what's that now, you're not?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I'm just repeating names of
Speaker 1: drinks I see on menus when I travel.
Speaker 2: It's like when I go to when we're in New Orleans,
Speaker 2: you have to have one purp drink. You know, you
Speaker 2: gotta one, absolutely absolutely. I feel like you can have
Speaker 2: two or three then you're I mean, yeah, So I feel.
Speaker 1: Like there there is a little something soft about drinking
Speaker 1: something out of these fun glasses with like big pieces
Speaker 1: of fruit hanging at him. And I'm just wondering if
Speaker 1: if that's what sets us apart?
Speaker 3: Uh soft in what way?
Speaker 1: Like pussy ship? What the I was intoxicated?
Speaker 3: But such men?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What? Why? Why?
Speaker 3: Just because I have fruit?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. I'm just saying I get like looks
Speaker 1: from people when I have like a big drink like that,
Speaker 1: mostly from my wife who's like, you're fucking bitch. Well,
Speaker 1: she doesn't look at because that she's like she like
Speaker 1: knocks it in my face and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: got to order another one?
Speaker 3: Drinking yeahs, come on, but I do get an I
Speaker 3: p a you fucking bitch other.
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of guys wouldn't get those
Speaker 1: drinks because of the appearance.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's that's not why well, guys, why about that?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't get it. That is no because of the
Speaker 2: male gaze. I'm totally fine looking, Like I.
Speaker 1: Just said, that's how I get my party started. But
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of guys out there, and guys,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, slide into Blake's d MS and tell
Speaker 1: them you're this. Yeah, who are like I'm not getting
Speaker 1: drink like that.
Speaker 3: I hate when dudes judge your drink like it's like
Speaker 3: they're drinking yeah, Like what the fuck do you care?
Speaker 2: Like, dude, just let let you drink your drink.
Speaker 3: You you post a light beer, they're like, oh, you're
Speaker 3: just drinking water, Like, who gives a fuck, it's not
Speaker 3: going in your mouth, bud dad dad dad slash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But isn't it fun drinking light beers because then
Speaker 2: you can drink a dozen of them, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 3: Absolutely or penia clauters. You can have a dozen. I
Speaker 3: feel like you'd get a headache, Blake, is that worth?
Speaker 3: I probably get severe diarrhea.
Speaker 2: Diarrhea.
Speaker 1: You guys like my tie?
Speaker 2: I like my tie.
Speaker 1: I love Yeah, that's a good second.
Speaker 2: Bahama Mama to start your start your afternoon off. If
Speaker 2: you're in the Islands, have a Bahama mama, because.
Speaker 1: Are you just are you? Did you google fancy drinks
Speaker 1: like this and you're reading that off the screen right now?
Speaker 3: These are off the top of the dome. This is
Speaker 3: the pills talking.
Speaker 2: I just had the Bahama Mama when I was in What.
Speaker 1: Are you looking at? What are you looking at it?
Speaker 1: On your screen? There?
Speaker 2: You guys, Yeah, this is you.
Speaker 1: Look at me right now.
Speaker 2: This is you look at me. I'm looking at it.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, you weren't looking at the other time.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at you right now. I'm looking at dirts
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: Okay, I believe it.
Speaker 2: Okay. I was just in the Bahamas. I had Bahama Mama,
Speaker 2: a delicious drink. I think I was allergic.
Speaker 1: It's a rum rum base.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of rum, a lot of rum.
Speaker 1: It was so good. I went to the hospital still finished.
Speaker 2: I like it kind of broke out in a rash.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was just to alcohol because I that was
Speaker 2: like the first time I drank big post not drinking
Speaker 2: for months. Yeah, so you're.
Speaker 3: Not going to have that problem on the cruise though,
Speaker 3: that's for dang.
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Or do you think maybe well.
Speaker 2: I might go I might go get stem cells again
Speaker 2: in this fall, so really, yeah, I might do it again.
Speaker 1: Because they worked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they were maybe ten to fifteen percent,
Speaker 2: So now I'm going to try to get another ten
Speaker 2: to fifteen and hey, that's twenty five thirty percent feeling good?
Speaker 1: Is that how it works?
Speaker 3: That's how we should we go with you this time?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Oh yeah, that'd be fun.
Speaker 1: Do you want to come live from Colombia?
Speaker 2: Yeah, come down to Metagine. Yeah, it'd be fun as hell.
Speaker 1: And do you have to go there? People are telling
Speaker 1: me they go to Texas it's science.
Speaker 2: No, but that's not real, bam that they don't get this.
Speaker 2: They don't get the same amount.
Speaker 3: That's not that good good?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you want it from the the umbilical.
Speaker 2: Cord straight into me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They the ones in Texas are the ones in America.
Speaker 2: You either have to do it like under the table,
Speaker 2: which seems sketch, or it's just not the same amount
Speaker 2: or the same quality, right, got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got some weird regulations over here.
Speaker 1: You literally just go to Colombia. They give you a
Speaker 1: fork and knife and you eat somebody's ambilical cord.
Speaker 2: Right, That's what it is, more or less science.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it's above the table.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's very above board.
Speaker 2: It's bio accelerator. They do great stuff. Oh that's great stuff.
Speaker 2: And it's a really cool clinic. So yeah, I like
Speaker 2: to going down there at the one time, and I'm
Speaker 2: hoping to go back, but that means that I won't
Speaker 2: drink for three months afterwards. So I'm going to try
Speaker 2: to plan it to where that's all said and done,
Speaker 2: and then when I go on the cruise, I can
Speaker 2: ground and pound baby.
Speaker 1: That's cool. That's a cool way to plan your life.
Speaker 3: So day day one of back drinking is going to
Speaker 3: be on the cruise ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it'll be day one, but I
Speaker 2: mean I would like to like that a little lead up,
Speaker 2: a little practice run beforehand.
Speaker 1: You know, I assume on a cruise there's like a
Speaker 1: speaker in everybody's house, So like the captain can be like,
Speaker 1: there's sharks in the water, watch.
Speaker 2: Out that one's swimming.
Speaker 1: Are we starting every day with Andrew WK for Adam?
Speaker 3: You better believe me. I would love that it's nine am.
Speaker 2: You know, I hosted the Weezer Cruise like in twenty
Speaker 2: twelve or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they gave you a mic.
Speaker 2: Right, they gave me the mic and they called me
Speaker 2: the EMC of this shit. And then it was just
Speaker 2: like I was doing fine. I was cracking joke, YadA YadA.
Speaker 2: Cut to eleven thirty and I'm in the casino and
Speaker 2: they gave me the mic to like hype people up
Speaker 2: to come to the casino. And I'm like hosting a
Speaker 2: casino night or whatever. And it's just me going like,
Speaker 2: come on down to the casino. Hot, We're having a
Speaker 2: blast down here. Everybody. Cut to an hour later and
Speaker 2: now I'm drunk and I'm like losing money, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: don't come to the casino, no one, they're taking all
Speaker 2: of her money down here. Do not come to the casino.
Speaker 3: Guys off the bow. You hold your phone up to
Speaker 3: the mic. You're just like there you go.
Speaker 1: Now we're talking.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, And then they immediately took that away like
Speaker 2: someone came immediately. We're like, hey, can I see the microphone?
Speaker 2: Real quick?
Speaker 1: Swoop.
Speaker 3: You just kept saying ice there's an iceberg ahead, there's
Speaker 3: an iceberg.
Speaker 2: We're in Mexico, Caribbean iceberg, Roague Wave.
Speaker 3: But for some reason we have to take this seriously.
Speaker 2: So will we be traveling through the Gulf of America America?
Speaker 2: Is that where we're going to be traveling through?
Speaker 1: Everybody out including the Golf of America.
Speaker 3: Right, dude, I can't wait to hit the Golf of America.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be smooth saw to hear her.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come. What sucks? What sucks about? I mean,
Speaker 2: because it is a cool name.
Speaker 1: I like it, Golf of America.
Speaker 2: It sucks that the rest of the world is just like,
Speaker 2: now we're not calling it that. You know, if you
Speaker 2: if it was going to be called the Gulf of America,
Speaker 2: you want the rest of the world to be like, Okay,
Speaker 2: we're all on board, but now it's Golf of America.
Speaker 3: But yeah, if nobody's signing off on the name and
Speaker 3: signing off on it, it really doesn't matter that kind
Speaker 3: of sounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little lamb.
Speaker 1: Isn't that everywhere? Doesn't everywhere call so like other countries
Speaker 1: call us something else besides the United States of America.
Speaker 3: What are they calling us?
Speaker 1: Don't they calls like estados unitos or whatever like in Spanish.
Speaker 3: Well, that's just the different language. Like it's still that's
Speaker 3: still United States, United saying they're not calling us like
Speaker 3: the but boys.
Speaker 1: But but we call Japan Japan, but they don't call
Speaker 1: it Japan. Don't they call it like nepong?
Speaker 3: Well, I think that's Japanese. That's how you say it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, exactly. But why don't we call it pong?
Speaker 1: Like do you understand what I'm saying? Like wh And
Speaker 1: to that, I understand that they're still saying like here
Speaker 1: people speaking Spanish. And then they're like da da da da.
Speaker 1: And then sometimes of like personal computer CD ROM drive
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh wait, they don't have like a
Speaker 1: Spanish name for this. No, they go into the English.
Speaker 3: That's what I get what you're saying. This it's not
Speaker 3: it's not the same.
Speaker 2: You gotta put the you gotta put the little because
Speaker 2: it's a different America doesn't mean Mexico. So when they like,
Speaker 2: Mexico doesn't mean America, so when they translate Gulf of Mexico,
Speaker 2: it won't translate to Gulf of America. You understand that.
Speaker 1: Correct that, I understand.
Speaker 2: Okay, then you're not as dumb as I thought you were.
Speaker 1: What you guys were saying is that, well, we shouldn't
Speaker 1: do it because nobody else is calling it that. And
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is that people call other places other
Speaker 1: things things the end, okay, and.
Speaker 3: We'll be right back. We're saying that the world is
Speaker 3: not acknowledging that it has switched from Golf of America
Speaker 3: or Golf of Mexico to Golf of America. Uh what what?
Speaker 3: How do you say United States and Spanish.
Speaker 1: Estados Unidos or some ship.
Speaker 3: I don't know that still translates to United States.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3: Yes, if they were calling it something else and we
Speaker 3: were like, no, we don't call it that, neither does
Speaker 3: the rest of the world. I saw what I was saying,
Speaker 3: so I don't want to I don't want to talk
Speaker 3: about it. If you saw what I was saying, I
Speaker 3: made my point. So back off, back off, You're you're
Speaker 3: ruining your point. No no, no, no no, you're like dude,
Speaker 3: I he signed off, I get it now, I get it.
Speaker 3: No no, and another thing.
Speaker 2: So that'll that'll be on. That'll be a fun part
Speaker 2: of the cruise.
Speaker 1: More of this on the cruise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well we we're gonna have a lot of workshops
Speaker 3: on the cruise.
Speaker 1: Oh did you guys hear about the geography b on
Speaker 1: the cruise?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're calling.
Speaker 1: The Gulf of America.
Speaker 2: We're already almost halfway sold out.
Speaker 3: Holy yeah, wow, God.
Speaker 2: That's pretty damn good considering it's in February. So we
Speaker 2: got a minute snap up your cabins excited?
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool?
Speaker 2: Am I bringing the whole family? Is bo gonna take
Speaker 2: his first.
Speaker 3: Vacation and the maiden buoy?
Speaker 2: Donkey? I might. I might bring my family the whole
Speaker 2: like Dennis and Penny might roll and then you know
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: That's that seems automatic? Yeah, goofy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. My parents are kind of sniffing around. My parents
Speaker 3: are sniffing around. They're asking should we roll? Can we
Speaker 3: like sell merch? I'm like, let's do it.
Speaker 2: I mean I think that'd be your.
Speaker 1: But not not our merch They have their own their.
Speaker 2: Own Yes, absolutely, yeah, that would make the most sense.
Speaker 1: A bunch of ants.
Speaker 2: My mom just sells visors that say, goofy.
Speaker 1: Hey, we got to like go back and watch a
Speaker 1: bunch of MTV spring break videos.
Speaker 3: Oh, those are gonna.
Speaker 1: Be on and stealed all those games that they did
Speaker 1: back in the day. How are we not doing like
Speaker 1: a dating game where it's like a chick getting interviewed
Speaker 1: by like three guys or vice versa or whatever the thing.
Speaker 3: Is, and they have to triple kiss.
Speaker 1: If they don't, they go overboard on the sharks.
Speaker 3: Isn't that?
Speaker 1: And your parents host the dating game?
Speaker 2: Well, you know we're going to be in international waters,
Speaker 2: so you know anything can go out there. Dude, we're
Speaker 2: in international waters. Triple or maybe a straight up orgy
Speaker 2: breaks out. Who knows it's international waters.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those aren't legal everywhere.
Speaker 2: Not in public.
Speaker 3: Wait, how did we segue from talking about our parents
Speaker 3: being on the cruise to orgies on the open waters?
Speaker 1: You know how Adam goes.
Speaker 2: My mom suggested it. My mom just like, you know,
Speaker 2: it'd be kind of goofy if an orgie broke out.
Speaker 2: What goofe.
Speaker 1: Is this a close optional cruise?
Speaker 2: Mom? Just watch my kid in the cabin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is.
Speaker 3: But what God, damn, God damn. I like that, dagn.
Speaker 3: I don't know how many pina coladas have you had? Mom?
Speaker 1: I like watching cruise ship videos because I just think
Speaker 1: that there are these insane like feats of engineering where
Speaker 1: you're like, how is this moving city? Even real?
Speaker 3: Band?
Speaker 2: That would be cool? And and you know what's gonna what.
Speaker 2: It's gonna ignite a passion in us. It's gonna ignite
Speaker 2: tell me christ the passion to do game overport. That's
Speaker 2: what it's gonna do with. And I know the world
Speaker 2: has been clamoring for it.
Speaker 1: Why aren't we We should get some like b roll
Speaker 1: definitely to save some money.
Speaker 3: Dude, maybe we shoot it?
Speaker 2: Do we just film it at least a sizzle and
Speaker 2: maybe we just shoot it on someone's phone? Well, who's
Speaker 2: going to direct it? Because Kyle has said over and
Speaker 2: over that he hates the pod and doesn't want anything
Speaker 2: to do with us or the podcast. So right, he's always,
Speaker 2: he's always.
Speaker 1: He even just called he called me the other day
Speaker 1: to just say that Ricky.
Speaker 2: Sea, Yeah, I went at lunch with him the other day,
Speaker 2: and the whole time that's all he talked about.
Speaker 3: I was like, I just want to shut the fuck
Speaker 3: up about how much he hates the pod.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, we didn't even order anything.
Speaker 3: Maybe we could have him as a guest when Happy
Speaker 3: Gilmore two comes out and we can interview him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like maybe he'd want to do that
Speaker 2: for Lucky Pricky Cia. You know they put a podcast
Speaker 2: in Happy Gilmore two. Kyle's the director. He he's the
Speaker 2: one who directed the movie. He didn't choose us, Pritty Cia,
Speaker 2: Bobby Lee, and Andrewson Tino. He probably pitched us bad idea,
Speaker 2: Sorry bad friends is in the show? Is in the movie?
Speaker 2: We're not? We're not.
Speaker 3: He probably pitched us.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't a bigger They're bigger. They have a
Speaker 1: they're a very well established podcast guests. Sure they do
Speaker 1: and talk. I mean, I know Bobby talks probably quite
Speaker 1: a bit about jizz, but less than us.
Speaker 3: Maybe everybody's coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we talk more about jizz.
Speaker 1: Are they brought to you by Sieman X and load Boost.
Speaker 2: He talks more about like either getting fucked or fucking
Speaker 2: people when he was twelve. He talks a lot about that, So,
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's more popular.
Speaker 3: I got to listen to that podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So he didn't choose up. He could have easily
Speaker 2: chosen us to do it. That's all I'm saying. So
Speaker 2: he hates, he hates.
Speaker 3: I like to think he ran it up the flagpole.
Speaker 3: He didn't, Sandler.
Speaker 2: I talked to him about it. He didn't. He goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about that. And I'm like, what
Speaker 2: what do you mean? Yeah, and he goes, dude, I
Speaker 2: didn't even think about that. I wasn't even thinking about that.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, okay, huh, yeah, you didn't even
Speaker 2: think about that. He's like, nah, dude, I wasn't even
Speaker 2: in charge of that. I didn't even think of that.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, ah, huh to me, that's such an
Speaker 2: easy thought.
Speaker 3: You lose.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he did come to us as actors, right, No,
Speaker 1: he didn't even.
Speaker 2: Think about that. Didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: No, well, he came to me for like like round
Speaker 1: table punch up. Wait no did he?
Speaker 2: No, he didn't think about that.
Speaker 3: Dude, We're out of sight, out of mind, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was wild.
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you mean you didn't think
Speaker 2: about that. He's like, yeah, dude, I didn't even think
Speaker 2: about that. I'm like, okay, that's right.
Speaker 1: The podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you see when you went on that whole podcast
Speaker 2: tour with us and we went to all those giant
Speaker 2: venues that were sold out and fans were clamoring and
Speaker 2: seemed like it was a big deal you and then you.
Speaker 2: He was immediately forgot about that and he's like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. And then while we were lunch,
Speaker 2: he then goes, uh, They're like you know, but right,
Speaker 2: but when we were ordering, I'm like, I'll take the
Speaker 2: chicken caesar salad and he goes, do you have babies
Speaker 2: on the menu? And I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: I know. You're like yeah no, And of course, in
Speaker 1: true La fashion, they said, not on the menu. I
Speaker 1: know who you are coming right up.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 1: I know someone.
Speaker 2: Uh there are there has to be like swinger orgy cruises,
Speaker 2: right that has yeah there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean yes, they're called singles cruises right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but but that's not what swingers are. That's
Speaker 2: that's well.
Speaker 3: That's the code name. The code name is singles cruise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not just call it fest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Adam, you're Adam, You're wrong.
Speaker 2: Luckluck five thousand.
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you. I don't like you.
Speaker 2: Guys tell me to show my.
Speaker 1: Tetto and Isaac's gonna show and like gay cruises gotta
Speaker 1: be fuck fasts, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say yeah. I would say, like if.
Speaker 1: You go on a gay cruise, if you go on
Speaker 1: a cruise that's just based on your sexual orientation, like
Speaker 1: leading with that, that's a that's a fun fast, right.
Speaker 2: I mean gay cruise. What if it's straight cruise? Straight cruise?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, it's like straight. If the cruise
Speaker 1: is titled like sexually Straight Cruise, then you're going to fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That makes a lot of sense. But also why not
Speaker 2: call it gluck cluck five thousand, Like, you know, if
Speaker 2: you're selling the fact that you're gonna go there and
Speaker 2: do gluck glucks, is it gluck gluck or gock gck?
Speaker 3: It's I thought it was. I mean, there's literally no
Speaker 3: way to tell it could be good.
Speaker 1: There's one way, there's one way to tell audience, I thought.
Speaker 3: But if the cruise was called sexually straight cruise, that
Speaker 3: would make me think there is some not straight ship
Speaker 3: going on on the wires.
Speaker 1: That's too why that's it's they're spending money though, That's.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying. Why not just say call it fuck
Speaker 2: fest two thousand or whatever. I guess you don't put
Speaker 2: a number behind it. But it seems like if it
Speaker 2: doesn't hurt, if it's called absolutely super straight sexually banging
Speaker 2: only chicks banging dudes cruise, you do no more words
Speaker 2: or do you run out?
Speaker 1: Here's the movie. There's a cruise that's called like the
Speaker 1: Missionary Cruise, but it's like Christians, and there's a group
Speaker 1: of ants who are love let's go, let's go get fuka.
Speaker 2: That just get missionary crews that they're a little confused.
Speaker 1: It's Rebel Willison, it's Amy Schumer. Old Navy is a sponsor.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, this is not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: There's missionary crew.
Speaker 3: I already gonna get railed. I already know what the trade.
Speaker 1: And that's how we can't invite the Kookie and we
Speaker 1: can't invite the missionary Missionary Cruise. And by the way,
Speaker 1: at the end they find Jesus exactly.
Speaker 3: It's basically sister act.
Speaker 1: Or actually it's a guy who looks like Jesus.
Speaker 2: We know, we know chicks so well. Ants.
Speaker 3: We know moms, we know you know chick.
Speaker 1: Why everyone, have you guys seen Jesus. Someone's looking, They're
Speaker 1: trying to find Jesus.
Speaker 2: They think they think it's Jesus. Exactly. A man it
Speaker 2: rites itself, wouldn't mind getting railed by a Spanish guy
Speaker 2: named Jesus. We know chicks, we know how they talk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we know ants.
Speaker 1: You know ants. Welcome to the ant form.
Speaker 3: Alien missionary missionary.
Speaker 1: This is this is all I remember this band.
Speaker 2: Are you out? Kay? Are you about ka Yanny?
Speaker 1: He was really good at a different style of headbanging.
Speaker 2: I remember hearing that song for the first time very
Speaker 2: stone on my way to detention. Remember did you guys
Speaker 2: have after school boy?
Speaker 3: If you're really bad, if you're really nice?
Speaker 2: I did some.
Speaker 1: Bad stuff constantly in detention.
Speaker 2: I can't even remember exactly what I did, but I
Speaker 2: only had a few times. But I was on my
Speaker 2: way there, very stoned, and that song came on, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, did this just change music?
Speaker 1: Real? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh shit?
Speaker 1: And you know what, adam zero exaggeration. I think it
Speaker 1: did change music in a specific way, in a worse
Speaker 1: way is yeah, in a way where it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: bad music's popular, now, what.
Speaker 3: The hell loved it?
Speaker 2: Leave them alone? Maybe we get them for the cruise.
Speaker 1: That'd be awesome, we difly.
Speaker 3: I think they already bought ticket due.
Speaker 2: If we can get an Alien and farm and uh
Speaker 2: who like three three doors down? We can get those
Speaker 2: two bands?
Speaker 1: What's three doors down?
Speaker 2: So then krystanite that song How's it go? I played
Speaker 2: that song in the in the car and Chloe knew
Speaker 2: absolutely every word and she's like, I'm not joking. That's
Speaker 2: one of my favorite songs of all time.
Speaker 3: Why I don't know?
Speaker 2: It just it just hit her? Right, how's it go?
Speaker 3: I'm working on it.
Speaker 2: My christ night.
Speaker 1: She had a booty like crypt.
Speaker 2: On that crew I'm on the Superman.
Speaker 1: Well that's three doors down? Ye?
Speaker 3: All right, everybody, it's it's Adam on the mic. Everybody
Speaker 3: comes three doors down?
Speaker 2: Was that me drunk? Yeah?
Speaker 3: In the morning? Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you knew the song though you knew the song?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I remember that song?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: God, what an era of musical I just was like,
Speaker 1: I guess I just wait, I wait for better music.
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear when they're like, if you
Speaker 3: like this artist, but then you listen back and you're like,
Speaker 3: did we peak with three doors down puddle of mud?
Speaker 2: Or I like Mary's Playground?
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, if I turn on MTV and
Speaker 1: see this fucking video with the tarantula again, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: blow my brains out, dude.
Speaker 2: I me and my buddy Kyle Walsh, Goon's gunner. You
Speaker 2: guys know him, uh gunner. If we went to a
Speaker 2: three doors, three doors down, Marcy's Playground, ever Clear and
Speaker 2: Fastball counsert that's I actually don't think three doors down
Speaker 2: was on that show, but it was Marcy's Playground, Fastball
Speaker 2: and ever Clear.
Speaker 1: Dude might as well.
Speaker 2: If that's not a fucking banger.
Speaker 1: I fuck with ever Clear. I like ever Clear.
Speaker 2: If that's a fucking banger of a concert in nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety nine, Hot hot, hot hot, that's hot hot heat.
Speaker 1: Fastball does what does it show me?
Speaker 2: The way? The way now you walk on it is
Speaker 2: paved in gold, it's so always summer and ere.
Speaker 3: These are they were a one hit wonder, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: they were Fastball.
Speaker 1: They got a couple.
Speaker 3: What was the way it is called the way you're right.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 1: It is called it starts off kind of like calypso.
Speaker 1: And that's a word I'm using.
Speaker 3: Hold on.
Speaker 1: Made Yeah, this part, that's that calypso.
Speaker 3: That's calypso.
Speaker 1: I got a one calypse No, yeah, this one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: And yeah, this is literally it's literally just the Friend's
Speaker 3: theme song. No, same exactly.
Speaker 2: But weren't And I thought you were on my team
Speaker 2: about no good music.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm not. I'm not. I'm actually on
Speaker 3: the other side of the fence at this point.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's I'm really really, really really really offended.
Speaker 1: Don't they have a song called Fastball?
Speaker 3: Also, I'm not seeing that they do.
Speaker 2: No, oh yeah, Todd pulled it up. Todd pulled it up.
Speaker 2: I guess I was in I guess I was in
Speaker 2: eighth grade.
Speaker 3: Was on fire?
Speaker 2: He's so good, dude. Is June seventeenth, nineteen ninety eight,
Speaker 2: twenty seven years ago at the Ranch Bowl in Omaha, Nebraska?
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty seven years.
Speaker 2: Seven years ago.
Speaker 1: I was at that concert a whole Zendaya ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ago?
Speaker 1: Is she even she might even not be twenty seven brough,
Speaker 1: I don't even.
Speaker 3: Know time is is a sequence of Zendias.
Speaker 1: Todd How old is Zenda is in daya or and ps?
Speaker 3: I don't know definitely Zenda hyundaiday Hyundai hun day.
Speaker 1: I feel like I should have just gone with one name.
Speaker 2: I fucked up?
Speaker 3: You do you're literally durs. No one knows your last name?
Speaker 1: Come on, it's not about knowing my twenty eight Oh
Speaker 1: she's twenty eight yea about not knowing it. It's about
Speaker 1: because I don't know Zendia's last name, but I don't
Speaker 1: need too.
Speaker 3: What do you think? It's probably smith?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: It's just something you could clip?
Speaker 2: How old? How old is the girl? The blonde girl
Speaker 2: also from We were just talking about her.
Speaker 3: We always are Sidney Swing.
Speaker 2: Her last name is Coleman, Zendaya Coleman.
Speaker 3: That that's actually hard. I'm down.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a that's a pretty regular last name.
Speaker 2: I'd say, the blonde girl with the big eyes and
Speaker 2: the big kitties.
Speaker 1: What way, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: What is how old is she is?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: That's what I got.
Speaker 3: That's the question.
Speaker 2: What the girl with the girl with the big eyes,
Speaker 2: big eyes, the big tit you're going.
Speaker 1: You're you're asking two questions. You're asking how old is
Speaker 1: that girl? And also who is that girl?
Speaker 2: Sidney Sweeney? Dude, Sidney Sweeney, she's twenty seven.
Speaker 1: She had big eyes. I thought her eyes were half closed.
Speaker 3: She has big eyes.
Speaker 2: I thought she had kind of big eyes.
Speaker 1: I thought her eyes were very closed.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're right.
Speaker 1: What do they call that?
Speaker 2: Know, they're kind of big. I think they're kind of big. Stoned,
Speaker 2: stone face, stone face.
Speaker 3: Wait, what are you looking at right now?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at a photo her eyes? Yeah, have her eyes?
Speaker 3: She does have sort of big eyes.
Speaker 2: I think they're kind of large.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's something going on.
Speaker 2: When something's large with her.
Speaker 1: They're sleepy litted right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's not
Speaker 1: like an insult, that's just a description.
Speaker 3: Blake has that, Like, yeah, that's such a hot look
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Blake does not have that.
Speaker 3: What I have a kind of a yeah, like I'm
Speaker 3: half a sleep most of the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's not because you're stoned, you know you are.
Speaker 1: You are just half asleep half the time. That isn't
Speaker 1: that's not what your eyes are.
Speaker 2: I think people think Blake's stoned all the time. How
Speaker 2: often do you even smoke wheat.
Speaker 3: Blake, I smoke the weed last night.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not the question.
Speaker 1: How often, He's not going to answer.
Speaker 3: I don't have a calendar. I don't mark the days
Speaker 3: on the calendar.
Speaker 1: Calendar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you are. You're evading the question.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to do that. Not daily?
Speaker 2: Okay, so what does that? Well? Three times a week,
Speaker 2: twice a week, once a week, once every.
Speaker 1: Two weeks, bi monthly.
Speaker 2: There's ways to answer the question. It's crazy that you can't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know you don't know every day, but like,
Speaker 2: I don't like I'm currently not smoking every day. Sure,
Speaker 2: but I'll smoke four times a week.
Speaker 1: I'm about to smoke four times a day. It's about
Speaker 1: to be a problem.
Speaker 3: Okay, young, I.
Speaker 1: Can't pick up the kids. I'm gonna have them Sidney
Speaker 1: Sweeney eyes.
Speaker 3: That would be really I'll get back to how much
Speaker 3: I smoke a week, But I yours is a day
Speaker 3: becomes a daily smoker, that'd be wild. That will be
Speaker 3: fucking kind of wild.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I do gummies almost every day at night.
Speaker 2: I like that for you.
Speaker 3: Now you use them to fall asleep.
Speaker 1: I try and beat my wife. Clip that. I try
Speaker 1: and beat my wife to sleep because she snores. Wow, dude,
Speaker 1: if I get to sleep before her, I'm good to go.
Speaker 1: If I if I'm awake and she starts snoring, I'm
Speaker 1: up for two hours. That's why I have to beat
Speaker 1: my wife.
Speaker 2: If we're not clipping that and putting that at the
Speaker 2: beginning of the episode where it's like this week on this.
Speaker 3: Is important, I don't even think the sentence I have
Speaker 3: to beat my wife to sleep. That's not even that's
Speaker 3: not even adding up when you say it as a sentence.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you have to beat your wife
Speaker 2: to sleep?
Speaker 3: You'd say I have to fall asleep before my wife.
Speaker 3: That would be the way to Really.
Speaker 1: That's not a funny way funny. What do you hide?
Speaker 2: That's it? That's the issue with like he's not drown
Speaker 2: yourself on the gulf of I don't want to get
Speaker 2: back to how much you smoke weed, dude, because you're
Speaker 2: a fake stoner and every and I'm fucking outing you.
Speaker 2: I'm sick of this ship, dude.
Speaker 3: I'm sick of I'm not I'm not a stoner. I'm
Speaker 3: a I'm an athlete, I'm a.
Speaker 1: Guru father alcoholic.
Speaker 2: It is weird.
Speaker 1: It is weird that he is a he's a stoner poser,
Speaker 1: but he's also positive gay guy. Just just let.
Speaker 3: I am, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: What I'm saying? Is it not click that I'm not
Speaker 1: saying you tell people you're a stoner and that you
Speaker 1: but I'm saying you look your appearance is that of
Speaker 1: a cliche stoner, and yet you also like secretly work
Speaker 1: out a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not a gym rat. I just I know.
Speaker 1: That's my point is that like people who go to gyms,
Speaker 1: you always were like I worked out, don't.
Speaker 2: I work out literally every day, but don't tell anybody.
Speaker 2: I won't shut up about it.
Speaker 1: Adam drags a fucking like radio flyer full of cattlebells
Speaker 1: to the beach as a famous person and works out
Speaker 1: for sure, very loudly, to let everybody know.
Speaker 3: I you know, I just exist how I am.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't announce it to anybody. It's, you know, sometimes
Speaker 3: I smoke weeds, sometimes I work out.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, meaning every day. It's not sometimes you work out, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not sometimes you smoke weed. It's you rarely smoke weed,
Speaker 1: and you're never not exercise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're always working out.
Speaker 1: You're flexing your abs right now.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I I like to run. I like to run sometimes
Speaker 3: I like to I run high sometimes that's fun.
Speaker 1: You get the runners, Hey, shout out to Puma okay,
Speaker 1: who make outstanding running shoes. Shout out to Puma Grip.
Speaker 1: You're not slipping. They just did a whole like ad
Speaker 1: campaign with the Afro man Oh I got high? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and they played because I got high, and the whole
Speaker 1: thing was like the Runners High. And I was like,
Speaker 1: this is fucking sick.
Speaker 2: That's a good commercial, dude. I just saw commercial that
Speaker 2: kind of I was like, whoa, this is for a
Speaker 2: Dove like women's de odorant, and it was the song
Speaker 2: was my neck, my back, and then it changed the
Speaker 2: lyrics from to like the rest of my body. I
Speaker 2: don't know what the hell did, but I was so
Speaker 2: thrown that they used that song because then you're like,
Speaker 2: words of that song are my pussy and my crack. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that link my pussy and my crack. And this is
Speaker 2: a Dove deodorant commercial for women.
Speaker 1: That's where we are.
Speaker 2: That's where are my neck, my back.
Speaker 1: My crack.
Speaker 2: It was absolute. It threw me for a fucking loose
Speaker 2: that was.
Speaker 3: The song we listened to on the way to prom
Speaker 3: that was like the the anthem.
Speaker 1: You and your mom my. Mom dropped me. Wow, She's like,
Speaker 1: I must set the mood.
Speaker 3: Okay, is this link that?
Speaker 2: That's the link. That's the commercial. Okay, play a little
Speaker 2: bit of that. I'll tell you when to start it
Speaker 2: start at twelve seconds.
Speaker 3: This deal real quick, set your buddy, buddy.
Speaker 4: How you see fit?
Speaker 1: They called dedorant.
Speaker 3: Wow, My back.
Speaker 1: Intact intact, Their thighs be intact.
Speaker 2: I think it must be for like chaffing or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I also I don't isn't the art the
Speaker 3: original artist? Is it like Kia? I think this before
Speaker 3: the car.
Speaker 1: And they didn't get her.
Speaker 3: No, it didn't look like her unless she has gained
Speaker 3: a lot of weight since I remember drinking off to
Speaker 3: her album cover when I was.
Speaker 2: A kidd Right, dude, that song didn't come out when
Speaker 2: we were kids.
Speaker 3: Tell me I was definitely in high school.
Speaker 1: Can someone slide in Blake's DMS and explain to me
Speaker 1: why full body deodorant is suddenly everywhere?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, this looks like it's like bodies pay
Speaker 3: talked about this. It looks like maybe Ax is making
Speaker 3: its way into the the female market, because that's what
Speaker 3: it's looking like.
Speaker 1: No, but they they call it full body. They're like,
Speaker 1: do your feat stink? Use this to your armpit, smell
Speaker 1: put up like they want you to cover. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: are they just trying to sell more deodorant? Like what
Speaker 1: at the FDA or whatever happens? Now you can sell
Speaker 1: your whole body.
Speaker 3: Your whole body deodorized.
Speaker 2: We don't want you to smell. No artificially, Blake. That
Speaker 2: song came out in twenty ten.
Speaker 3: No, it did not. There's no possible.
Speaker 2: Way it sure did. I just looked it up. It
Speaker 2: was released in two thousand and ten. There's no possible way.
Speaker 2: My Neck, My Back released two ten, two thousand and two.
Speaker 3: I listened to that in the two thousand and two
Speaker 3: I listened to it in the limousine on the way to.
Speaker 2: Prompt Okay, my neck, my back twenty ten.
Speaker 3: You're looking at the deodorant.
Speaker 1: No I'm not.
Speaker 2: I looked up Kiya my Neck.
Speaker 3: There's no way that's a Kia commercial.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, unless.
Speaker 1: That's the ham that's the Kia Hamster.
Speaker 2: Hey, Blake, I want you to use your own Google
Speaker 2: and tell me, I'm lying.
Speaker 1: Todd put it in the chat.
Speaker 3: Bro, Yeah, it's two thousand and two.
Speaker 2: Why does it say when I wrote keya my Neck,
Speaker 2: it says my neck my back song.
Speaker 3: By I'm watching Blake Griffin dunk over at Kia right now. No,
Speaker 3: I'm not twenty ten.
Speaker 2: I am absolutely not.
Speaker 3: No, that's it. I know for a fact they were
Speaker 3: playing that ship in the limo in my mom's car,
Speaker 3: and I'm like.
Speaker 2: And that's when you were jerking off. Okay, No, you're right,
Speaker 2: you're right. It does say two thousand and two. Why
Speaker 2: did they? I mean, Google kind of throws you for
Speaker 2: a loop.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you got to really know your stuff. I get
Speaker 3: really worried the information you.
Speaker 1: Got to use. Licos is a pretty good search engine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, two thousand and two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 1: Adam is seeing a different version of the song.
Speaker 2: By the way, I understand that you're jerking out to
Speaker 2: this album cover varies, yeah, right and over showing you horrect.
Speaker 3: She was hot. I thought she was a flame thrower.
Speaker 1: Did she have sleepy eyes or not?
Speaker 2: And who would have guessed you jerked off to that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think she could. You jerked off to that? What
Speaker 3: the hell is that.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be mean, bro, this is is
Speaker 1: not exactly the most flattering I mean, it's just it's
Speaker 1: a sexual it's a sexual uh album cover.
Speaker 2: But also bla, there's her booty. You know that, there's that,
Speaker 2: there's porno.
Speaker 3: This was a different time.
Speaker 1: In O two. You couldn't wait for it to load.
Speaker 3: This was a different time. The computer was in the
Speaker 3: family room. I wasn't like you where I would just
Speaker 3: download Ship and get Skull and Crossbones. I was privately
Speaker 3: drinking off to album covers, no limit soldiers, oh.
Speaker 2: Two O two. We were graduate in high school. You
Speaker 2: didn't uh, you weren't able to get a Dell. Dude, Dude,
Speaker 2: you didn't get a good del At this point, I
Speaker 2: had a del Bucky Donkey.
Speaker 1: I had a what was the one with the cows?
Speaker 1: What was that one?
Speaker 2: That was a gateway Gateway?
Speaker 3: They had really good uh screen savers. That Ship was
Speaker 3: fire the toast.
Speaker 1: I went through like three gateway computers. They fried after
Speaker 1: three months every time, and they'd be like.
Speaker 2: Just bring it, yeah, because LimeWire was just on and
Speaker 2: popping over there. You were you were I heard deep
Speaker 2: throat videos.
Speaker 1: I was just talking to my homie the other day about
Speaker 1: this infamous porno like Pete, like, what do they call it?
Speaker 1: A professional music video? Porno?
Speaker 3: Here we go, we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back where we would just throw it on, but
Speaker 1: like as we drank and pregamed, it would just be
Speaker 1: on someone's computer.
Speaker 2: Playing, Wow, dude, I remember you, you saying that that
Speaker 2: you used to put on like compilations before.
Speaker 1: But it was this one. It was called out of control.
Speaker 1: And if you guys know I'm talking about sliding Blake's DM,
Speaker 1: send them the link.
Speaker 2: That's wild. I didn't watch no, no.
Speaker 3: We didn't watch communal porn. No, we were not a
Speaker 3: communal porn.
Speaker 2: Friend. It was just on.
Speaker 1: It was just on. It wasn't like we were all
Speaker 1: watching it together. It was just on. You take a
Speaker 1: glance and you go ahead. Be fun to dude tonight.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know two well each other.
Speaker 1: What there was a bald woman who'd got jizzed onto
Speaker 1: her head.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wow, dude, that's fun.
Speaker 3: Actually send me that, send me the internet.
Speaker 2: Do what you do.
Speaker 1: Sliding Blake's DM, slide in blake DMS with that out
Speaker 1: of control. It's from the two thousands. It's a banger
Speaker 1: and shout out to who made it?
Speaker 2: Why do you guys, why does Blake not look sunburn?
Speaker 2: We all went and shot this thing more about Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so for a Tiba do.
Speaker 1: We want to even do we wanna? Okay? I just
Speaker 1: didn't want to like paint it with a negative connotation.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was super fun. I had a great
Speaker 2: time shooting and it was this thing for Vans with
Speaker 2: the Tiba. Yeah, a lot of our friends were there.
Speaker 2: It was We had a great time, at least I did.
Speaker 2: I was having a really good time doing it. I
Speaker 2: thought we were having.
Speaker 1: Fun Atiba's doing his own shoe collaboration for Vans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a whole like clothing line coming out. It's it's
Speaker 2: it's really sick.
Speaker 1: That's sick.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 2: So we did a little thing for it. But they
Speaker 2: would they like had hair and makeup there. It was
Speaker 2: like a real commercial shoot, so they you know, we went,
Speaker 2: we went through the works, they put the makeup on.
Speaker 2: I wasn't really paying attention to what they're doing because
Speaker 2: I'm too busy chopping it up with my boys, you know,
Speaker 2: having a good time. They did not apply sunscreen. I'm wounded, dude.
Speaker 2: Look at this dent, you know.
Speaker 1: And and we were outside for hours on the blacktop
Speaker 1: of an elementary school or middle school that matter.
Speaker 3: School, no trees, no tree.
Speaker 1: Cooking, and Adam's nose is just started.
Speaker 2: It just started to bleed, not from a nostril, outside
Speaker 2: of the nose. This happened once when I was a
Speaker 2: freshman in high school, when I like did a car
Speaker 2: wash for student counselor some bullshit. It didn't apply sunscreen
Speaker 2: and this dot opened up on my nose. It didn't
Speaker 2: go away. And I'm not kidding for a decade.
Speaker 1: When I met you, Yeah, yes.
Speaker 3: You always had that little red dot on a little
Speaker 3: red dot on the notes.
Speaker 2: It's back.
Speaker 1: That was your first stand up name was Little rel Howery.
Speaker 1: It was Little Red Dot comedy.
Speaker 2: And the Indian community was pissed.
Speaker 3: Head yeah, like wait a minute, like hang on, this
Speaker 3: is not what I thought I this is not what
Speaker 3: I signed up for.
Speaker 1: That's actually a sick rap name. Little Red Red got
Speaker 1: the scope? You have the scope?
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought I was seeing some hot Indie comedy,
Speaker 3: Indian Indian comedy and comedy Indian comedy.
Speaker 1: That's a little inside joke.
Speaker 3: The love Guru for us, This is for us.
Speaker 2: He got that. I think that happened. That was in
Speaker 2: more Glics, right, I'm in the indie comedy Indian comn
Speaker 2: we said that out loud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did Indian Con. We're all it's during on
Speaker 3: when Bill is holding everybody hostage, but we all come out.
Speaker 1: Is this the booger episode?
Speaker 2: That is Blake's infamous booger episode?
Speaker 3: Great episode, great episode, shout out?
Speaker 1: Jets Jet said, how did he How did he not
Speaker 1: get like a nom when he is a different booger
Speaker 1: taking out of his nose and he's crying.
Speaker 2: It's a different time, different times. I feel like now
Speaker 2: now like we would be the bear, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, just reinventing the wheel every episode with boogers.
Speaker 4: With my love guru impression spot on, Imagine, imagine, Jet said,
Speaker 4: in a tuxedo.
Speaker 2: Oh god, Bill in a tough Wayman, r I P.
Speaker 1: Did he get mentioned in the in memoriam? I can't remember, Jets.
Speaker 1: Did he get mentioned?
Speaker 2: I don't believe so, I don't believe. So that's very sad,
Speaker 2: super disrespect. And also I don't think Wayman did either.
Speaker 2: That's super fucked up.
Speaker 3: Super yes, the oscars didn't put him on blast.
Speaker 1: And that's why I refuse to go to the Oscar.
Speaker 2: Do they do in memoriam uh at the Emmys? Or
Speaker 2: is it just the Oscar?
Speaker 3: I think I think I hope the Emmys. I think
Speaker 3: that's the thing a.
Speaker 1: TV folks never crossed over.
Speaker 2: I would like, uh, if if we die, I hope,
Speaker 2: I hope we get some shout out on the I
Speaker 2: hope I'm an old man and uh, well no, I
Speaker 2: mean who were getting I'm dying first? So when I.
Speaker 3: Die, your nose is this first sign?
Speaker 2: My nose has already fallen off.
Speaker 1: He remember red dot he red body right here?
Speaker 2: That that makeup woman gave me skin cancer? Right right,
Speaker 2: it's right there.
Speaker 1: I did text you that my face was peeling off
Speaker 1: and yours actually is?
Speaker 2: I hope that, uh that I have a little photo
Speaker 2: up there and you guys cry old men tears, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I would the audience.
Speaker 1: It's you tucking your dick between your legs.
Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah, what did you guys.
Speaker 3: In black?
Speaker 1: And and it's slowly pushing it. What is the most
Speaker 1: compromised in memorial it's me getting my butthhole licked by
Speaker 1: a dog and.
Speaker 2: Going like no, no, no, no, okay, well that's not or
Speaker 2: me in game over man, when I get pushed off
Speaker 2: the bed and my legs fly up and you can
Speaker 2: you could basically see my ass your memoriam?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like was he a porn star? To fucking every
Speaker 3: clip is just his button in his dick, his legs?
Speaker 1: All right? He a little red dot.
Speaker 3: I thought it was Indian comedy.
Speaker 1: God, I wonder if I died tonight you died, would
Speaker 1: I make it? Would I make it too? Definitely? Wouldn't
Speaker 1: be on the Oscars one? No? Would I make it
Speaker 1: to an? Would I be an Emmy one?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Today I feel like.
Speaker 1: I'm on the but tonight I die tonight at eight.
Speaker 2: Or nine, not today?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait what I put the kids to bed, I say
Speaker 1: good night, I kissed them one last time, and fall down?
Speaker 3: What you fall down the stairs? What happened?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: What your heart blowed?
Speaker 1: I swallow a sword and then I jump off of
Speaker 1: a bridge holding grenades. I'm just making sure that it
Speaker 1: actually you're done.
Speaker 2: It goes Yeah, yeah, you don't want to fail at that,
Speaker 2: I feel I mean, yeah, well I'm on the bubble.
Speaker 1: I'll say I'm on the bubble.
Speaker 2: I think I'm like on the bubble. I think I'm
Speaker 2: alsoaying no, you're in, You're you're in. Yeah, yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: Honn family might have pushed me over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you will be. They are not going to show
Speaker 3: you with your buttthole out, or it's gonna be a
Speaker 3: lot of manny footage.
Speaker 2: For sure, it'll be a ton of maney Yes, well,
Speaker 2: workaholics won't be mentioned. They will not. No, no, they're
Speaker 2: not sure.
Speaker 3: They're not using any clips from.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, absolutely wouldn't, wouldn't, couldn't, couldn't. Forgot. I
Speaker 2: already forgot about the show.
Speaker 3: That's the thing. There's if you're gonna die, die closer
Speaker 3: to the Emmys, that'll get you in. You've got to
Speaker 3: die like the week before.
Speaker 1: I know. But then it's like, didn't somebody die right
Speaker 1: by the Emmys? And everybody got all but hurt because
Speaker 1: they were like, whatever, he didn't get it on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forget who it was.
Speaker 1: Was it the kid from the kid from Our Age
Speaker 1: but from Glee right home from and then they didn't
Speaker 1: put him on in the memorial, but.
Speaker 3: You know what it was, probably because they already edited
Speaker 3: the footage and they're like, we're gonna have to pay
Speaker 3: the editor again.
Speaker 2: Right, and it's like, you know how how easy it
Speaker 2: is time to quickly?
Speaker 3: No, it's like it's too music like it's time. It's
Speaker 3: like we can put him at the very very end.
Speaker 2: I know, I like professional television production, but we can't edit.
Speaker 3: It's all.
Speaker 1: It's all it's time to kind of time to the
Speaker 1: song that Jelly faces singing.
Speaker 2: In jelly you know, jelly roll singing, and so jelly
Speaker 2: Roll is going to be on stage singing it.
Speaker 1: But he did it, didn't he do it?
Speaker 3: Jelly Roll?
Speaker 1: I thought he just did one could believe that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say he's the guy right now. But
Speaker 2: I hope he's singing the song by Kia my neck,
Speaker 2: my back.
Speaker 1: My pussy and my crack.
Speaker 2: He's dead.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what he's saying, but
Speaker 1: I think he did just do one. And there's no
Speaker 1: way to know because our goddamn producers won't slide in
Speaker 1: the chack.
Speaker 2: Todd is saying that I he did. He's he's saying
Speaker 2: he did. Uh that I saw a different version, So
Speaker 2: I was right in what I was seeing, different version
Speaker 2: of my neck, my back saying by Awi jive. Mm hmmm, Ali,
Speaker 2: is that how he pronounced How would you pronounce that?
Speaker 2: Oh on a podcast live, I wouldn't try to pronounce
Speaker 2: that away away jive.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking it's ow ow owe Jibe.
Speaker 3: Very nice.
Speaker 1: He goes into audition for like a record company and
Speaker 1: like stuffs just toe and they're like, Al He's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, what's that?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 1: Would you? Would you just say?
Speaker 2: Right then?
Speaker 3: That's good? Ali?
Speaker 1: That's your name, that's your new name. I'm Clive whatever.
Speaker 2: That does Live Davis, I'm Clive Davis.
Speaker 3: Your new name?
Speaker 2: No, I'm P. I'm P.
Speaker 3: Did you're aUI ai Jib? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Ali Jibe is going to find us in public at
Speaker 1: a function and fucking punch us.
Speaker 2: He or she wants to be on the podcast on
Speaker 2: the cruise more than welcome she. It's a she and
Speaker 2: Ali bring her.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: She also sang the song ten years later.
Speaker 3: Do you want to look at it? Do you want
Speaker 3: to look up that version?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Will you play that version please?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it the same song?
Speaker 1: By the way, It was a number forty two on
Speaker 1: the Billboard Hot one hundred in America. It reached number
Speaker 1: four in the UK two years later, so you know,
Speaker 1: the UK is freaking.
Speaker 3: You know what we might be onto something.
Speaker 1: Dude, say less what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't stop, don't quit. Say oh ship, it's pronounced bloody.
Speaker 2: Everybody get oh ship? Maybe I like it better?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's all we get.
Speaker 1: Wait, it's that sounds like a guy?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 2: No but uh HEYDD says it's a sheep.
Speaker 1: God says it's a sheep.
Speaker 2: Maybe trans well they I think, I mean the guys
Speaker 2: kind of hyping her up in the in the first
Speaker 2: verse and then she's going to come in and fucking
Speaker 2: break it all down, you know, mm hmmm uh that
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 3: Listen on your.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, my my ears were burning, my babies.
Speaker 3: Were burning on the grill.
Speaker 1: Answer here ready, Yeah, Hey, what's up dude? Hey you're
Speaker 1: on the podcast?
Speaker 3: Was happening?
Speaker 1: What for real?
Speaker 2: Welcome back? Welcome back?
Speaker 3: How's it going?
Speaker 1: Can you hear the dude?
Speaker 2: Welcome back?
Speaker 3: Just hangs up?
Speaker 2: Hold?
Speaker 1: How do I do this?
Speaker 2: I care? Hey buddy, Hell yeah, how's it going? Welcome
Speaker 2: back to the podcast.
Speaker 3: Interesting?
Speaker 1: Interesting, guys, what's up man?
Speaker 2: Interesting?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I had a question for you about schedules
Speaker 1: and you know, not cool.
Speaker 2: Other workings.
Speaker 1: But if you're bonding, then.
Speaker 2: All right, you see yeah, hit me up afterwards.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what's up?
Speaker 2: T WHOA. I'm surprised you're not choking down a baby
Speaker 2: right now. I'm surprised you're able to be so throated
Speaker 2: right now. A legend, legend, come on that. Okay, right,
Speaker 2: we don't know, we don't know. You're just not part
Speaker 2: of the podcast, so we don't know what you're up
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 1: Time on the podcast to say my piece about this.
Speaker 1: I'm not eating babies. Okay, you can't stop, you can't.
Speaker 2: You heard it from the horses, all right, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so he says, So, he says.
Speaker 1: Adam, and Adam, there's no way to tell, way to
Speaker 1: welcome him back, dude, very cool, love you love you, Kyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, wow, old wow.
Speaker 1: Adams like, nah, na.
Speaker 3: See you don't cross Adam.
Speaker 2: He was shook.
Speaker 1: He was like, he was like, I'm on the podcast,
Speaker 1: you mean bad friends. That's the only podcast I know.
Speaker 2: That's too good. That's goofy take backs and apologies and epics.
Speaker 1: Slams today instant instantly regret answering that call. No, he's
Speaker 1: dead to me, I didn't have the courage to stand
Speaker 1: up to him like you did. Adam, I want to
Speaker 1: salute you for reminding us that you're an asshole. And
Speaker 1: I felt like a bitch for a second. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's happening.
Speaker 3: You are you kind of bitched out? Adam stays true
Speaker 3: to the asshole. I know, but I was over here
Speaker 3: squirming for my boy Kyle.
Speaker 2: I wish I was more of an asshole to that
Speaker 2: makeup artist. Dude, what is this? This is gonna be forever.
Speaker 2: Why don't you look sunburned, Blake, that's the real question.
Speaker 2: Why are you so clear face?
Speaker 1: He's always outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I have a base burnt.
Speaker 2: Well you do too, Yeah, I'm usually fucking tan. I
Speaker 2: you know, I live at the beach.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty burnt. I think it's my I think my ring.
Speaker 2: Light is black doing wonders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, has my fucking sunglass hand?
Speaker 2: You weren't wearing sunglasses though, I know it was weird
Speaker 2: the words right.
Speaker 3: Out of him.
Speaker 2: That is that is strange.
Speaker 3: But I am peeling like here, sun damage on your forehead, damn.
Speaker 1: And every once in a while I get like when
Speaker 1: I went to Australia and was working there, Dude, I
Speaker 1: got fucking lit up and had a sun spot like
Speaker 1: a month or two.
Speaker 2: Those are the.
Speaker 1: Left sun slowly dying.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: I was so burned. The other day I did this.
Speaker 2: I'm still doing press for Gemsons because we're coming to
Speaker 2: the end of the series, coming to the end of
Speaker 2: the series.
Speaker 3: Great run and hell of a run.
Speaker 2: Great show. And I did this. I think it was
Speaker 2: Variety interview. Oh my god, you got a lot of sun,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Jesus, I'm getting dunked on by the
Speaker 2: by the interviewer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that even allowed? Can you say that?
Speaker 1: I would have been like, actually I didn't.
Speaker 2: Whoa well, okay, dance okay.
Speaker 1: And I'm offended you said I got a lot of
Speaker 1: sun based on the color of my skin.
Speaker 3: We're just rotten tomatoes.
Speaker 2: What's great about society right now is I think.
Speaker 3: Anything goes you could get away with it.
Speaker 2: No, I think a redman being offended is like not
Speaker 2: even anymore. I feel like two years ago, being offended
Speaker 2: was very cool. Now, if you're offended, people are like,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. Who gets a ship? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: be offended. All I'm saying is you got subburd. I
Speaker 2: don't care. I don't care.
Speaker 3: Everybody's coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's coming, right. That's what I feel. That's where
Speaker 2: I feel where society's at right now.
Speaker 3: My favorite. I love Adam's societal updates.
Speaker 1: So faith great, it is cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All I'm saying is, can we just say that
Speaker 2: we like big tits bouncing on trampolines and we're done,
Speaker 2: We're done being offended.
Speaker 3: And can we start calling people the color they are?
Speaker 3: That's a red guy and those titties. Daddy is a
Speaker 3: subburg guy.
Speaker 1: And Adam, did you get a lot of messages thanking
Speaker 1: you for Did they thank you?
Speaker 2: They thanked me a lot, did anybody? And it's definitely thanked. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got a lot of people saying a stand up
Speaker 2: for titties, big titties. I love big titties. A lot
Speaker 2: of women, A lot of women yeah, saying, like, my god,
Speaker 2: I love it too. Like big titties rock. Who are
Speaker 2: we kidding? Like I'd say, men and women, both gay guys,
Speaker 2: straight guys. It doesn't matter. Bigti titties bad, and even
Speaker 2: small titties. I like all different types of titties. Titties
Speaker 2: just rock. I don't like you guys tell me to
Speaker 2: show my tits.
Speaker 3: Did you see such a response that you could kind
Speaker 3: of see what platform you would run on? Because I
Speaker 3: feel like for what.
Speaker 2: Like as if I if I were to be a
Speaker 2: senator or something or you know, govenator.
Speaker 3: Yeah, governor would be really tight.
Speaker 2: I think right now, if I ran to be the
Speaker 2: governor of California, mm hmmm, I'd win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: Radical, I think almost almost without a doubt, dude, absolutely,
Speaker 2: if you just run on a titties back. Titties are back, baby,
Speaker 2: and California rock suck our dicks. Rest of the country
Speaker 2: that don't think that we're not fucking cool because we're
Speaker 2: Californian and we're cool as shit. Yeah, I think of
Speaker 2: the Californians who were because California we've been getting dunked
Speaker 2: on for a while now where people like California's not
Speaker 2: we're moving away California.
Speaker 3: No, we're fucking cool, dude, We're California. We still love tits,
Speaker 3: we still drink beer.
Speaker 2: Because when I was when I was a kid in Omaha, Nebraska,
Speaker 2: you think California, you just think titties on the beach.
Speaker 2: Everyone's ten. Everyone's just doing cool ship on the beach.
Speaker 2: Now you think just a bunch of blue haired, angry
Speaker 2: people that are just fires that are frustrated. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: just think of like Bernie Sanders marches and stuff. That's
Speaker 2: all you think.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Bernie. He's pretty, he's pretty punk rock, I.
Speaker 2: Guess, I guess. But you only think of that. You
Speaker 2: don't think of big tits playing volleyball on the beach anymore, man, Which.
Speaker 1: Is what you should, Yeah, which is what almost exclusively.
Speaker 3: You're absolutely right. My neck, my back, God bless California.
Speaker 1: Love my neck, my back, big old volleyball.
Speaker 3: Adam forgot to end on this?
Speaker 1: Can we just end on this? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was another episode Titties are Back in California.