Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
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Speaker 2: This is important.
Speaker 3: I deep throated some hot dogs and I was so
Speaker 3: good at it.
Speaker 2: Who was that? Nobody that just made me come standing here?
Speaker 3: Goddamn huge, fucking flawless dude. He's the perfect meat mountain.
Speaker 2: Buckle up.
Speaker 4: Who yeah, baby day.
Speaker 3: Honors home everybody, Thank you, Adam, thank you, Blay Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wow, dude, how does it feel to celebrate?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 5: Do you?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 2: Forty four?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Forty four dude, damn you You're oldest dirt.
Speaker 2: Do you think all of us are going to make
Speaker 2: it to sixty nine?
Speaker 5: Dude? I hope So.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about it in the shower the other day.
Speaker 3: I hope, Oh I make it to sixty nine?
Speaker 5: Idly all you know, living to sixty nine in the shower?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 5: Why whine? I'm you know.
Speaker 3: I was more thinking about how we had a character
Speaker 3: on Workaholics called sixty nine.
Speaker 5: Man, wait, did we who was who was that? It was?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: I don't know what episode it was, but we like
Speaker 3: asked the dude, what how old he is and he
Speaker 3: says he's sixty nine, and we like flip out and
Speaker 3: we're like, oh you're sixty nine, man, And I was
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 5: God, that is good television right there. Ye man, boy,
Speaker 5: our show is so good. Our show is so I.
Speaker 2: Might have to do a rewatch.
Speaker 5: God damn. Yeah, we should go back and rewatch man.
Speaker 5: You know it would be fun. Maybe we do a
Speaker 5: companion podcast and that would be fun, and we just
Speaker 5: do a rewatch. That would be fun, really fun. That
Speaker 5: could be really cool winning. Look what we just did, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 5: we just gave ourselves another job. Holy shit.
Speaker 2: And do we do it as characters have never seen
Speaker 2: the show before and the US and essentially talk about
Speaker 2: how good and funny it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do like super in depth character dives and
Speaker 3: then we watch it, but.
Speaker 2: We dress as like Jen Alpha's and we're like, we're.
Speaker 6: Gonna watch this show. We heard it's funny, our dads
Speaker 6: used to watch it.
Speaker 3: We're like, I hear it's Ohio, but it could be
Speaker 3: skimmity toilet.
Speaker 5: Yeah I'm not sure. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 6: Two minutes in feeling pretty riskful, a lot of rizs
Speaker 6: ariz on this guy.
Speaker 3: It's all riz up I feel like the Rizzler when
Speaker 3: I got to the end of the episode, this.
Speaker 5: One's fine boom.
Speaker 2: You guys have seen these podcasts with like tweens, right.
Speaker 5: Dude, dude, the food Guy, Food Boys. Baby.
Speaker 3: They are so much better than us at podcasting. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 5: It actually really kind of disappoints me because they're so talented.
Speaker 2: Wait. Sorry, I'm just talking about like random like kids
Speaker 2: that are have like microphones and sit around on like
Speaker 2: the couch and the basement and they're like.
Speaker 6: What'd you think of the new fucking Star Wars movie?
Speaker 3: You're probably talking about these guys. Yes, it's like these
Speaker 3: three kids. Okay, no, I think there's five of them.
Speaker 5: Oh, they're You're right.
Speaker 2: But they're like fully articulate youngsters.
Speaker 5: Yes, and they they these these kids sit around and
Speaker 5: they just talk about food. It's very food based. And
Speaker 5: they're like, so, what is your favorite burger? Yeah, I
Speaker 5: would say McDonald's. McDonald's is my favorite burger. You have
Speaker 5: you had five guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this is the Yeah have you had
Speaker 2: five guys? Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, five guys? Pretty good. Yeah, it's and that's all
Speaker 5: it is. And it's incredibly better than anything that we've
Speaker 5: ever done. It's incredible. It's so pure.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. As an adult, you're like very bored by
Speaker 2: their conversations, but like for them and kids their age,
Speaker 2: they're like, these are the conversations they're having.
Speaker 3: Adams just like fucking chomping at the bit, like what
Speaker 3: they're gonna say next.
Speaker 2: The things we talk about are really entertaining and important.
Speaker 5: Right, I mean, we're obviously very this is all very important.
Speaker 3: But yes, yeah, yeah, we're like a news We're basically
Speaker 3: a news fucking channel, dude.
Speaker 5: But you know, sometimes I feel like when you listen
Speaker 5: to us, it's we get so heady, and we so
Speaker 5: get in the weeds with these topics. You need a
Speaker 5: reprieve from that, and so you go over to the
Speaker 5: food boys and you just hear them talk about like
Speaker 5: their favorite types of cheese and what and what they
Speaker 5: like cheese on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it's it's well established that, like you don't
Speaker 2: even really get our episodes until three four five listens
Speaker 2: in oh yeah of the same episode.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah. Lists. It's very dense. It's very very dense, superheady,
Speaker 5: super dense.
Speaker 2: It's dense in a way that other podcasts aren't dense.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're very specifically dense exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh good for you.
Speaker 3: But those guys, those guys are surface level and I
Speaker 3: feel like they appeal to to so Oh they're incredible,
Speaker 3: they're so good.
Speaker 5: And what is crazy is their podcast gets I want
Speaker 5: to say, hundreds of millions. It's it's them and Rogan
Speaker 5: right now, battling for supremacy. Yeah, I believe in my world,
Speaker 5: according to my algorithm, that's what's happening. No, you're right,
Speaker 5: you are right, you are right. SmartLess has dropped.
Speaker 3: They are making private jet money, their own cruise ship
Speaker 3: type money, and what are they going to do with it?
Speaker 5: Imagine the food they're going to have on.
Speaker 2: The Okay, no, no, no, these guys are they're done that.
Speaker 2: One of them will die war twenty I hate to
Speaker 2: be this guy, but one of them is gonna die
Speaker 2: on for twenty on for twenty.
Speaker 5: One of the food boys. You know what which sucks.
Speaker 5: We're not giving them flowers. I know these are children,
Speaker 5: where these are children. We're not trying to put this
Speaker 5: on them.
Speaker 2: What the hell I'm warning them, I'm warning them.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh smoke, Hey, theirs is really wise. He's
Speaker 3: giving some wisdom on his birthday. You're saying they're making
Speaker 3: PJ money. Who's in charge of this money?
Speaker 5: Man? Yeah, yeah, that's true. You think their dad, who's
Speaker 5: doing a bunch of cocaine?
Speaker 2: This is the tails all the time. These parents better
Speaker 2: be realing them in. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3: Their parents are pocketing all the money. They're not getting
Speaker 3: any of the money. That doesn't help you guys get
Speaker 3: these sort of videos, these algorithmic sort of is this
Speaker 3: what your algorithm is pushing?
Speaker 2: Doesn't this mean white power?
Speaker 5: No, that's loose. Buttole No, I'm just going, oh, he's
Speaker 5: a tally. You're not doing a white power or I'm
Speaker 5: just saying with talking with my hands on where they
Speaker 5: say it's like, you know, some big star Timothy Challame
Speaker 5: made eighteen million dollars this year, and then it shows
Speaker 5: an unboxing video kid and he made like forty eight
Speaker 5: million dollars this year. And then it shows, you know, whatever,
Speaker 5: Sidney Sweeney and she made twelve million dollars this year
Speaker 5: or whatever it is, right, I think.
Speaker 2: Our algorithms are different. Mine is just Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 5: Wow, dude. And then it shows like another little kid
Speaker 5: that you've never heard of, and they're like, they made
Speaker 5: eighty seven million dollars. Aren't you a fucking idiot for
Speaker 5: being an actor? And then essentially it's make automated YouTube
Speaker 5: posts and you two can can make hundreds of thousands
Speaker 5: of dollars a month. Do you guys get that at all?
Speaker 5: What is my algorithm telling you? I think telling you
Speaker 5: to cash out? Bro?
Speaker 2: Look, I think that you have I think you have
Speaker 2: different aspirations that seem to be monetary, and I guess
Speaker 2: so you give a fuck?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's and maybe it's time to start switching
Speaker 3: over embracing the future.
Speaker 5: There's there's new ways.
Speaker 2: But also these kids, their audience is their age, so
Speaker 2: it's a different way to monetize themselves. Whereas our demo we.
Speaker 5: Didn't have that. We didn't have that when we were seven.
Speaker 5: We couldn't just unbox videos.
Speaker 2: Well, we're like, but we're between it. We're between them,
Speaker 2: Like we came in to make movies and TV as
Speaker 2: they were dying, and.
Speaker 5: Then that was stupid of us.
Speaker 2: When the Internet took off, we had already like made
Speaker 2: the leap and invested in TV and movies. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: and guys, we're fucked.
Speaker 5: We're streaked. That's why.
Speaker 2: That's why we're miserable. That's why we're dead broke.
Speaker 3: Everybody's fuck AI, AI, this is I'm glad we're talking
Speaker 3: about this.
Speaker 5: This is important. This is a news podcast, so that's
Speaker 5: it's important. You dance, very, very heavy, very dance. I
Speaker 5: will say the new Google it's unreal Google. Well the
Speaker 5: new Google video. AI, I don't know this. Yeah, there's
Speaker 5: a there's a video of these two people. They look
Speaker 5: like just people. They look exactly like people, like humans,
Speaker 5: like humans, human people, human people. Blake, are you following,
Speaker 5: I'm not just making we're on the same page.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's had too many Sierra Nevadas.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they are good. They're going down smooth. I
Speaker 5: love that green can.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So they look just like and then you're able to
Speaker 5: put in the prompt like they're on a train in
Speaker 5: the nineteen thirties and they're talking with each other, and
Speaker 5: then they're you know, in the future, and then they're wherever,
Speaker 5: and it looks perfect.
Speaker 2: It looks perfect, it looks it looks real, looks real. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like you write a script. They say the words, the words.
Speaker 2: They are saying become expressed on their face also and
Speaker 2: like their body language. Yeah, so like you can say,
Speaker 2: like have them talk about white supremacy and they'll just
Speaker 2: start doing this, Blake, So like that's something you would do, right.
Speaker 3: What No, I'm gonna make them fuck each other for sure, though,
Speaker 3: come on, Yeah.
Speaker 2: That's that's the ultimate white supremacy.
Speaker 5: Doesn't turn into a porno immediately, dude. Well, and you know,
Speaker 5: and you know Google. You know Google's not going to
Speaker 5: allow that, which sucks, but there's gonna be there's going
Speaker 5: to be off as soon as it becomes possible that
Speaker 5: that some fucking guy in the valley.
Speaker 3: See Adam, I know where you're going. We gotta get
Speaker 3: ahead of that. We gotta be the poster boys for that.
Speaker 2: We should talk to these guys.
Speaker 5: We gotta be the leaders of gay eye poster boys.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We gotta be gay iye where you can make all gay.
Speaker 2: I Did you just say gay?
Speaker 5: Iye?
Speaker 2: Did you say gay? I? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I did? She did? And he's just why, hey, Blake,
Speaker 5: why gay? Though?
Speaker 3: Because it's like it's like, Okay, how many text reads
Speaker 3: are you on where it's just like you and your boys,
Speaker 3: and how sick would it be if you could load
Speaker 3: up videos of you just blaze in your bros.
Speaker 5: Like that's cool, dude.
Speaker 3: Like as a joke, Like I load up and I'm
Speaker 3: like you, I've found this video of you guys fucking
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 5: This is fucking cool, dude. Yeah, that's cool. That's funny.
Speaker 2: You give us like micro penises, giving yourself like a
Speaker 2: double like super thick double dick.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I mean for sure, for sure. Now it's fun.
Speaker 5: It's fun you're having with your bros. Now that you
Speaker 5: stepped it out, and because of how danse our podcast is,
Speaker 5: now that I really see.
Speaker 3: It, you'll get it on the fourth listen, brother Trush.
Speaker 5: I understand what you're saying, but I think there is
Speaker 5: maybe more of a market for just straight but just.
Speaker 2: A slippery slow or both.
Speaker 5: You could do whatever. I disagree. I disagree.
Speaker 2: I think I see where Adam's coming from. But just
Speaker 2: back to what Blake's talking about. I do think it's promising,
Speaker 2: but it's also slippery slow because how much time are
Speaker 2: you spending like developing these videos of you fucking your boys? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and what e fact does that have on you? Like
Speaker 2: the next time you see them in person and then
Speaker 2: dap them up, like.
Speaker 3: Bro, I'm already kind of there with like And also
Speaker 3: the way Blake said blazing that really.
Speaker 2: Oh god, we're going to commercial.
Speaker 5: I think we're gonna keep it right here. Let's keep
Speaker 5: it locked.
Speaker 3: No, dude, I'm just I'm already there with what you're
Speaker 3: speaking of. Like when you watch so much videos of
Speaker 3: like your friends like having sex with each other, it
Speaker 3: starts to infiltrate the way you see them.
Speaker 5: I'm already kind of there.
Speaker 3: Like imagine, I'm sure you are with like face swap,
Speaker 3: because there's lots of face swapping, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: taking images into face swap.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, if you look up Adam divine like fucking
Speaker 5: a dude or something, which I'm always doing, right, I'm
Speaker 5: always doing that, but it will pop up Adam.
Speaker 2: Adam's like, I don't understand my algorithm. It's all like
Speaker 2: see in the richest and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 5: Me getting getting blaze.
Speaker 2: That's not your guys algorithm. No.
Speaker 5: Some people have sent me like weird gay porno, and
Speaker 5: I've looked it up. It's like Adam Divine porno, and
Speaker 5: I have those images saved. I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: See, and why do they have them or why they
Speaker 2: where did they get them? How they find them?
Speaker 5: Well, it was just a facewak. Yeah, it's just a
Speaker 5: little face swak. You could look that up.
Speaker 3: I have I have them saved from a long time ago.
Speaker 3: But it's yeah, it's a Google away for sure. They're
Speaker 3: very funny.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you guys are also, let's look up funny. Hey. Well,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna warn you right now, Adam, there.
Speaker 3: Is a a gay porn star named Blake Anderson, so
Speaker 3: do be careful with that one.
Speaker 5: So I'm careful not to have too good of a time. Okay,
Speaker 5: I mean there's nothing.
Speaker 3: I just wrote gay. Maybe that's not explicit enough, because
Speaker 3: then it is. I just wrote Aunders home gay and
Speaker 3: it's just a lot of photos of your face.
Speaker 2: It's just it just said, yes, yes, Google, gosh, what
Speaker 2: do you what do.
Speaker 5: You write porno?
Speaker 3: He said, uh huh, okay, wow, you are you're some
Speaker 3: some murky waters.
Speaker 5: There's not it's it's it's you getting your asshole eating
Speaker 5: out in that one movie.
Speaker 2: By the dog oh top five.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm not seeing any Yeah, I'm not seeing
Speaker 5: that was just ass play. That was straight ass play though.
Speaker 5: That's fine, but.
Speaker 2: He turned out to be gay though. That was the
Speaker 2: whole thing, is like she caught me with a guy
Speaker 2: and then she explained it and she's like, one time
Speaker 2: he did like me to eat his booty out her
Speaker 2: finger and then she put like hot sauce on my asshole.
Speaker 5: Can't they just give us a win?
Speaker 2: That was a good movie, so funny.
Speaker 5: What was that movie called again?
Speaker 3: That was a Top five? Top five five? It was
Speaker 3: very funny. There's a very funny reveal in that movie.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh yeah there was leg Yeah. I
Speaker 3: was like blown away. I did not see it coming
Speaker 3: at all. I don't want to spoil it, but there's
Speaker 3: a reveal that just your jaw drops. I feel like
Speaker 3: not enough people saw Top five, which really sucks.
Speaker 5: I agree. Do you get stopped at all ever?
Speaker 2: For that movie? You know the last the last time
Speaker 2: it was brought up was when I just spoke in
Speaker 2: my high school graduation. They're like last season that. They're like,
Speaker 2: he's in Top five. Oh okay, sick Evanston.
Speaker 5: Evanston knows how to rap. That's cool.
Speaker 2: They get it. And I was like, yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: you could bring up the movie where I get my
Speaker 2: asshole filled with hot sauce. You could do that?
Speaker 5: You imagine? Did they mentioned game over man? Or they
Speaker 5: skipped over that one?
Speaker 2: Skipped over over man?
Speaker 5: The one?
Speaker 3: The one you wrote you I'm sorry kind of weirdard?
Speaker 5: How how did that go? That was recently right?
Speaker 2: There was a couple of weeks ago, went well, thank
Speaker 2: you for asking.
Speaker 5: Did we talked about it on the Yeah? Yeah, we
Speaker 5: almost what I like.
Speaker 2: To say, what we touched on it?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry twice. I gotta get on my fourth one
Speaker 5: to really Yeah, it's too dense. You got to listen
Speaker 5: at least four times. Yeah, that's right. Okay, I'm starting
Speaker 5: to remember now.
Speaker 2: Did you guys listen to it your speech? Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, I did not watch the I'm just too busy
Speaker 5: looking up honors honors home getting railed by his friends. Yes,
Speaker 5: too busy getting blazed.
Speaker 2: Hey, there's some there's some wisdom.
Speaker 3: In there by his homeboys told me there's one site
Speaker 3: for it, gay, I I'm telling you I dot com.
Speaker 2: Here's so. Here's the question. If if a video of
Speaker 2: me getting blazed by my friends went went wildly viral? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and and was and made me more known or more famous. Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 2: than anything I've ever done. And then I had to
Speaker 2: do a graduation speech. Do you think they'd be like,
Speaker 2: you might know him for from this movie, that TV show,
Speaker 2: you definitely know him from Blazed by his Hobies give
Speaker 2: it up and that's when the crowd.
Speaker 5: I don't know if they would mention it, but I
Speaker 5: think like it would be like a lot of knowing
Speaker 5: glances and a lot of like the principal, maybe dapping
Speaker 5: you up one too many times.
Speaker 2: Showing right like and and and we don't need to
Speaker 2: bring this up, but will when? At what point do
Speaker 2: you think Kim Kardashian cleared the bar okay of the
Speaker 2: sex tape not being the thing people think about first?
Speaker 5: How you know that?
Speaker 3: That's an interesting stat I think it's all monetary.
Speaker 5: I think it's all monetary.
Speaker 2: And by the clear of the bar, I mean rage a.
Speaker 3: Huge his long jump stick of the cock dude or
Speaker 3: pull vault.
Speaker 5: I think it's all monetary. I think once she became
Speaker 5: like worth two hundred and fifty million dollars or whatever
Speaker 5: the number was, like some hundreds of millions of dollars,
Speaker 5: then people suddenly gave it the pass at what.
Speaker 2: Position on your list of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when in the algo does she start popping up?
Speaker 3: Not for the porn, not for pornos.
Speaker 2: So you have to make a quarter billion dollars for
Speaker 2: everybody to think you got absolutely just swell, that's fall.
Speaker 5: I'm still gonna said that he's losing what for four
Speaker 5: He didn't make it, he didn't make it A sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you gotta make a quarter billion before
Speaker 2: people forget. Yeah, you can really dome out a true pipe.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, those videos were pretty legendary. She was.
Speaker 3: You know what I will say, I think it's it's
Speaker 3: to scale. I think her performance in her video was
Speaker 3: so good it's hard for people to forget what they saw.
Speaker 5: I mean, she mastered it.
Speaker 2: But my point is we have though we're past it.
Speaker 2: We're past it.
Speaker 5: We have we are because she did make so much money.
Speaker 3: But if like I dropped a sex tape where you know,
Speaker 3: I was, did my normal performance, I think it would
Speaker 3: I think it would be forgotten pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: I think you're being self deprecating. Yeah, I got a.
Speaker 5: Throw it down?
Speaker 2: Are we doing a sack cam on you? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I agree. I agree with Blake. I've I've been just
Speaker 5: through a very thin wall as Blake's fucking and it
Speaker 5: doesn't sound like anything seething.
Speaker 3: Wait, okay, come on, come on, dude, it doesn't sound
Speaker 3: like much.
Speaker 5: Then it's not about sounds.
Speaker 3: Some people really throw it down very silently, very silently,
Speaker 3: like it's like kind of a kink.
Speaker 5: I feel like you do hear some noises. I don't
Speaker 5: know if it's exactly silent.
Speaker 2: Blake puts a hand over his own mouth, and it's like.
Speaker 3: It's so silent you you kind of don't hear anything happening, right,
Speaker 3: And you're like.
Speaker 5: It sounds like sleeping, right, that's weird.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: When when she when she moans, it sounds like snorting.
Speaker 5: It's really weird.
Speaker 2: Sleep attack.
Speaker 5: Couldn't know it sounds like thats like it sounds like
Speaker 5: Blake whispering. Okay, And when we leave the room, just
Speaker 5: say that we had sex.
Speaker 2: Do you promise me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Okay, I promise, No way, bro, When I yo, when
Speaker 8: I fu, when I it sound like sleep apnea, dog,
Speaker 8: I put her on the sea, pat Bro, don't worry
Speaker 8: about that.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I don't even I don't even know what
Speaker 5: that means exactly.
Speaker 2: She walks out the bedroom like her foot's asleep.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro Tingley, I leave it.
Speaker 2: To like her whole body, like her whole body's asleep,
Speaker 2: because she definitely just took a nap.
Speaker 5: I just want to party. It's like I fell asleep
Speaker 5: on her arm. Dude, Just pretend that we had sex
Speaker 5: and then we go out and be like, oh, that
Speaker 5: was really good. I just had really good sex.
Speaker 7: Actually, tell Adam, tell Adam.
Speaker 2: What does hawk Tua have to do to not be
Speaker 2: hawk Tua anymore? Like when she gives her graduation speech.
Speaker 5: Right, I think she's gonna have to make hundreds of
Speaker 5: It's like to step me outside, girl?
Speaker 3: How about that? Catch me outside? Oh yeah that's science.
Speaker 3: Yeah they catched me outside girl?
Speaker 5: How about that? I think? Like, I mean, she still
Speaker 5: is that, but that has worn off because she's now
Speaker 5: worth hundreds of millions of dollars and it's.
Speaker 2: This is an only only fans thing, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do believe she made her money that way.
Speaker 3: She's also a hip hop artist.
Speaker 2: She's also got cancer.
Speaker 5: What I waited a minute?
Speaker 2: Old, I think she's got some situation.
Speaker 3: Well, she's doing a lot, but I don't she's doing
Speaker 3: a lot like I was gonna make a joke.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's really sad, Adam.
Speaker 2: You were going to say about this young woman dealing
Speaker 2: with cancer? Good?
Speaker 5: What is her name? Names like Vicky or something? What
Speaker 5: is it?
Speaker 3: It's it's Vicky, Not whoa VICKI that's a different that's
Speaker 3: a different girl.
Speaker 2: Who's also outside.
Speaker 5: It's what's her name? Bad Barbie?
Speaker 2: Bad baby? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I always say bad Barbie. I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's too bad Okay, okay, yes, so now she's just
Speaker 5: bad baby. Yeah, well she's no longer catch me outside?
Speaker 5: How about that? Is she you love? I think so,
Speaker 5: I think she's gone past. I think I think I'm.
Speaker 2: At forty four. I think I'm right outside of the
Speaker 2: demo where people you are would definitely know when you
Speaker 2: say bad baby. But if you said bad baby, I'd go,
Speaker 2: who is that again? And you'd say, cash me outside.
Speaker 5: Kick me out? How about dad? Yeah? What a legend?
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever caught her outside?
Speaker 5: She's earned more than fifty million dollars, which was initially
Speaker 5: met with skepticism, but then she proved that she earns
Speaker 5: like almost one point five million dollars a month on OnlyFans.
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, and what is she doing on OnlyFans.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I've never looked at OnlyFans.
Speaker 2: But I haven't either.
Speaker 5: I haven't either. I refuse. This makes me want to go, like,
Speaker 5: what what is the big whoop do you do? But
Speaker 5: you know what it's gonna be. It's gonna be like
Speaker 5: you do it, and then it's hard to cancel because
Speaker 5: you probably have to read an email. Oh it's like
Speaker 5: a gym membership or something. And then suddenly you've looked
Speaker 5: at a few a few different pages and suddenly you're
Speaker 5: paying like a you know, fifteen hundred dollars month. That
Speaker 5: is a good point, Adam.
Speaker 2: You're roped into like a peloton type thing for some
Speaker 2: girls that can shoot breakfroot top of her coaching.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, ping pump ball is great. It seems worth it.
Speaker 5: That seems worth it.
Speaker 3: What is this twenty eight thousand dollars a month you're
Speaker 3: spending on some website like.
Speaker 2: Adam and Adam, Adam, this is what you say? You go, honey, honey,
Speaker 2: she has cancer.
Speaker 5: This is a foundation.
Speaker 2: You go, I know, I know how this looks. I
Speaker 2: know how this looks. She's got cancer.
Speaker 5: Okay, and maybe you maybe you.
Speaker 2: Want to stand by the side and watch this happen
Speaker 2: to a young woman with a near perfect racked. I'm
Speaker 2: not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stand by.
Speaker 5: No, we can't. We can't stand. I'm not gonna let
Speaker 5: it win college.
Speaker 2: The kids don't need to go to college anymore. AI,
Speaker 2: it's different. We're not saving this money.
Speaker 5: There should be a different only fans that is specifically
Speaker 5: with only cancer. Yes, that they all have cancer, only cancer.
Speaker 5: Then you could go as.
Speaker 3: Long as there's a league for gay This is better
Speaker 3: than the dark web.
Speaker 5: This is the lightweb. This is this is this is
Speaker 5: the future here, because then you're just supporting you're just
Speaker 5: supporting people with cancer, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Luigi Manoni, Yeah, maybe this is what you
Speaker 2: should have done instead of sucking shooting somebody in the
Speaker 2: back and now you're in jail.
Speaker 5: Now you're in jail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bozo getting blazed by your friends.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's damn.
Speaker 3: He's probably sports he's a hot commodity. What I mean,
Speaker 3: what's the likelihood of him currently being blazed.
Speaker 5: It's pretty high.
Speaker 2: Think he's getting and by the way, he's jacked. He's jacked, right,
Speaker 2: so he probably thinks he's gonna survive. No, not you're
Speaker 2: not going to survive.
Speaker 3: You're not.
Speaker 2: Those are And we've all had the fantasy of like,
Speaker 2: well I would just I would if they put their
Speaker 2: dick in my face, I'll just bite their deck off. No, no,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't.
Speaker 5: It's science. You would it, dude, you would, because you.
Speaker 2: Just make your eyes that there's and there's that too.
Speaker 5: They're gonna make you swallow it whole hold it in
Speaker 5: there for a while. Wow. Yeah, I thought I'd be
Speaker 5: so good at it.
Speaker 2: It's a shame.
Speaker 5: It's a bagel.
Speaker 2: It's a shame.
Speaker 5: It's a shame that you will never cut your commercial,
Speaker 5: cut your commercial.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna keep right here.
Speaker 5: There you go. Brother, we're out of God and we're
Speaker 5: back and we're back. Thank God, Oh thank god. Yeah
Speaker 5: that's wild, dude, But you were.
Speaker 2: Just you were just talking about you though I would be.
Speaker 5: I would be. But yeah, I think we covered that
Speaker 5: real early on in the pot. We could revisit it.
Speaker 2: I feel like on Workaholics, you blew something quite zealously.
Speaker 3: I ate, I deep throated some hot dogs, and I
Speaker 3: was so good at it. The hot dog just slid,
Speaker 3: the glassy slid right down the throat and That's why
Speaker 3: if you write Adam Devine getting blazed by his homies,
Speaker 3: a lot of things pop up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not you getting blazed pizza with your friends. No,
Speaker 5: it's plays pizza thing. Absolutely, is that Lebron's pizza? Yes?
Speaker 5: Is that still going well? I do not think it is.
Speaker 5: I remember it being like the thing and then.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a choose your own topping, like you know,
Speaker 3: like counter style.
Speaker 5: But then the thing is it's wildly fast. It's like
Speaker 5: I want this, this, this, this, this, and then it's like boom.
Speaker 5: The oven is very hot. That hence the blaze.
Speaker 2: I had it like two years ago and it and
Speaker 2: this is not me shitting on every blaze experience, sure,
Speaker 2: especially the ones blazed. Blake talks about day goodbye and
Speaker 2: it was it was so bad my kids said we
Speaker 2: should never come back here.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 3: Oh see, my my dad loves it because it has
Speaker 3: a good gluten free crust.
Speaker 5: So there is that almost like everywhere. I love I
Speaker 5: loved him. I didn't know. Uh, I didn't know he
Speaker 5: was a bitch.
Speaker 2: What's on?
Speaker 5: What the hell? Bro? You watch out? Come on man,
Speaker 5: I'll come for you.
Speaker 2: Sup.
Speaker 5: I loved him. I loved him. Uh does he is?
Speaker 5: He does he have a gluten allergy or what's going
Speaker 5: on there? Yeah? He does? Man, what's it?
Speaker 3: And then my aunt has like Celiac disease or whatever.
Speaker 3: It's like really fucked up. Can't have no gluten at all.
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem fun.
Speaker 5: And what is gluten? Because my assistance she's she's gluten free.
Speaker 5: I never know what she can eat it or what
Speaker 5: she can't eat. Everything that I'm going to order, she's like,
Speaker 5: well that's I can't eat that. And I'm like, are
Speaker 5: you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: Here's my thing? Isn't a thing where like we're all
Speaker 2: gluten in tolerant? Yeah, like we shouldn't be eating it,
Speaker 2: and some people are just worse off than others. Ah
Speaker 2: chiming in.
Speaker 5: So gluten is a protein found in certain grains, including wheat, barley,
Speaker 5: and rye. So that means he can't enjoy uh Sierra
Speaker 5: Nevada pale ale.
Speaker 3: Well, see that's the thing, and that's why my dad
Speaker 3: is a g He will every now and then crack
Speaker 3: a beer, but he knows as soon as he starts
Speaker 3: drinking the beer he's going straight to diarrheat.
Speaker 5: Back to the oh it's it's diarrheatomic. So then just
Speaker 5: then does he pivot to just alcohol but I mean grains?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I believe Tito's is like a gluten alcohol.
Speaker 5: There are options out there. Okay, so he's fine, Yeah
Speaker 5: he could drink, Yeah he can, he can drink. He
Speaker 5: can still get blast Okay, thank god, thank god.
Speaker 2: Isn't that the whole fact though? Like that none of
Speaker 2: this ship's good for any of us, right, Like bread
Speaker 2: is like bad for you, processed like grains are not
Speaker 2: good for you.
Speaker 5: Right, so what what is like a good carb chocolate milk? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, hell yeah? Like vegetables. You know, I did
Speaker 5: actually hear that all vegetables are bad for you. Shut
Speaker 5: the fuck up. That's not true. I know the person
Speaker 5: who told me. I told him to shut the fuck up, man,
Speaker 5: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Raw just means fresh uncoming.
Speaker 5: Now they were Now what did that person's neck look like?
Speaker 5: Who told you it was kind? Was it real droopy?
Speaker 5: It was super droopy? Dude? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they're like, actually vegetables are bad for you.
Speaker 5: Food is actually better for you than vegetables.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm actually this macaroni and cheese ball is
Speaker 3: actually way better than a raw egg plant.
Speaker 2: These are vitamins.
Speaker 5: We went to a nice steakhouse. My family was in
Speaker 5: town and we went to a nice steakhouse, Louis by
Speaker 5: the Bay.
Speaker 3: It's a great steakhouse in Newport Beach and we went
Speaker 3: there last night and I had some mac and cheese.
Speaker 3: I will say it was one of the best mules
Speaker 3: I've had in years.
Speaker 5: I love when that happened. It was awesome.
Speaker 3: Every every that chef was back there just cooking. I've
Speaker 3: never been the type of guy.
Speaker 2: The chef's back to cooking.
Speaker 5: No, but not cooking.
Speaker 3: Not cooking, Yeah, you know, because he's cooking, but his
Speaker 3: cop he's in his bag, he's cooking. Yeah, everybody's mill.
Speaker 3: But we had mac and cheese with the crumbles on
Speaker 3: top and the bacon in it.
Speaker 5: It was ooey gooey. Oh, it was very good, very.
Speaker 2: So you guys all just had mac and cheese.
Speaker 5: I ordered it for the table. No one wanted it
Speaker 5: because been there.
Speaker 3: My dad gets his stomach issues. My mom like eats
Speaker 3: like a like a little squirrel. Chloe doesn't really fuck
Speaker 3: with mac and cheese.
Speaker 5: And then and then my assistant is gluten free bo
Speaker 5: sort of liked it. But he's fifteen.
Speaker 3: Months and he was just like, I don't know, He's like,
Speaker 3: I'm kind of just you just look like he was
Speaker 3: shitting the whole time. Like he kept just going like
Speaker 3: and squeezing to where we're like, he's for sure shitting,
Speaker 3: And then we checked his diaper. The guy wasn't shitting.
Speaker 3: He just was holding his breadth till he turned red
Speaker 3: and then laughing because he did.
Speaker 2: That again again for his age.
Speaker 5: Very funny, It was very funny. It was a funny
Speaker 5: bit that he was doing.
Speaker 2: Also, I feel like you do that. I feel like
Speaker 2: that's something you do to be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he takes after me. Yes, but then
Speaker 5: no one was taking was eating this mac and cheese
Speaker 5: and I don't even know why I'm talking about it.
Speaker 5: I think you mentioned mac and cheese balls and I
Speaker 5: just was like, I've got to tell my story, dude,
Speaker 5: some to talk about stuff.
Speaker 2: And in the meantime, woolfing of something funny to have on.
Speaker 3: Well, Hey, I love mac and cheese. Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 3: I'm a huge fan. I got the Blue Box Blue
Speaker 3: I'll never I'll never get you wrong.
Speaker 2: But see, I told you we'd come up with something funny,
Speaker 2: nice place.
Speaker 5: Now we're turning into that little kid podcast. I think
Speaker 5: my probably my favorite mac and cheese is Melvida.
Speaker 6: Oh, Melvita's tra what there's Lvito's bomb dot Com? No way, dude,
Speaker 6: it's so good, dude, it's hocked. It's so rich. It's
Speaker 6: not even real cheese.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 6: I'm okay, I'm reading the ingredients right here, any ingreans.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 6: There's like no words you can pronounce on here. Like
Speaker 6: that tells you right off the bat it's not healthy.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, where's it even? What do you know
Speaker 6: about health?
Speaker 5: You fed?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 5: What the hell? You're grounded?
Speaker 6: We're all nine years old, Our body fat is six.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Did they go on some wild ass tangents where they'll
Speaker 3: be like, would you.
Speaker 6: Eat like a seven eleven sushi?
Speaker 5: And then the bro's like, absolutely, dude, I'm not scared
Speaker 5: of that.
Speaker 2: I wish you could do an entire podcast in the voices.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: I used to smash seven eleven sushi when we lived
Speaker 5: off Packard Blake.
Speaker 6: Oh man, you're a You're a savage. No, dude, dude,
Speaker 6: you're such a set. You're a legend.
Speaker 5: Dude, but it was delicious, and I kind of, I
Speaker 5: mean I kind of was like a little butt hurt
Speaker 5: and bumm cause of diary that it gets such a
Speaker 5: bad rap because I remember I couldn't afford good sushi
Speaker 5: because I was poor. Sure who could?
Speaker 3: Can?
Speaker 2: Can I just say something real quick, real quick? It
Speaker 2: doesn't have a bad rap.
Speaker 5: I think it does.
Speaker 2: It's it's that it's bad. Go ahead for sure for
Speaker 2: either you have diarrhea.
Speaker 5: I mean, I know it's not delicious, like in the
Speaker 5: same way like a hot dog from seven eleven isn't
Speaker 5: as good as the great Chicago hot dog that you
Speaker 5: could get or you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Well, I would say the grade of a hot dog
Speaker 3: to the grade of a sushi is way different.
Speaker 2: Wait, he's from Omaha. He's from Omaha.
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is I never got sick. I don't
Speaker 3: know people that have gotten sick. Well, if that's your baseline.
Speaker 5: But everyone says, like, oh, seven eleven and sushi, like
Speaker 5: it's like a punchline. It's a joke. I'm just standing
Speaker 5: up for seven to eleven. I'm standing up for their sushi.
Speaker 2: Now you're a punchline, You're a joke.
Speaker 9: Because imagine, imagine you're the guy who's your it's your
Speaker 9: whole gig is to supply this seven eleven sushi, and
Speaker 9: then you hear, yeah, the world is just kind of
Speaker 9: coming against you, and you're like, this is how I
Speaker 9: make my living?
Speaker 5: Wait, what is this coming against you? What the hell?
Speaker 2: I gotta see that this video?
Speaker 5: What does the world do? He's using gay Ai and
Speaker 5: uh huh is this?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Sorry? Sorry? Say right? Did I inspire you to put
Speaker 5: on sunglasses?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: He is in he is doing VR for gay I.
Speaker 2: Right, you guys are goblin cocks right now.
Speaker 5: He's live AI in us because I'm forty four.
Speaker 2: Uh my wife gave me like this like red light thing.
Speaker 2: Do you know about this? We're like you can, oh sure,
Speaker 2: what what is that? It's like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to like promote healing on a cellular level,
Speaker 3: and I sort of think it's it's not real.
Speaker 5: Bam okay.
Speaker 3: But Tony Cavallero is like, will cover himself in these
Speaker 3: lights and ride a bicycle.
Speaker 5: He's a bit of a guru too. He studies up,
Speaker 5: he studies it, he knows all this stuff. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: do you think it's working.
Speaker 3: He's like maybe, but it seems like a crazy thing.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna put it on my foot because because I've
Speaker 10: seen the masks where you wear the like white mask
Speaker 10: with the red and it's supposed to like, I don't know, helpless,
Speaker 10: like oh oh congratulations, but what is that the like
Speaker 10: the you're you're holding the hand held wand but I
Speaker 10: thought this was for like to like cure like like
Speaker 10: wrinkles or like poores.
Speaker 2: I got a wrinklely feet. This is so, this is
Speaker 2: this is me at forty four because I sprained my
Speaker 2: toe like a fucking year ago, like bent it out
Speaker 2: of hello, wax, I now have arthritis in my big toe.
Speaker 5: You are so old? What does that do?
Speaker 2: Hurts so bad? It just go to hell?
Speaker 5: You old bested? Wow?
Speaker 2: Uh So now my fucking toes is on fire all
Speaker 2: day and really, when I run, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 5: Can I ask you this, it's a daymare that really sucks.
Speaker 5: Have you thought about quitting running ever? Dude? It's a lifestyle, brother,
Speaker 5: Never stop running?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 5: All right, I quit everything? What about this? Durs? And
Speaker 5: this is serious?
Speaker 3: Can you amputate your toe and replace it with like
Speaker 3: a replacement toe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, great question. I'm glad you're serious. Okay, I
Speaker 2: suppose I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, dude, I would probably give the red
Speaker 3: light therapy a shot before amputation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do we fucking Dion Sanders?
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's Ronnie Lott.
Speaker 2: Come on, is Dion too, isn't it?
Speaker 5: What did they do?
Speaker 3: Ronnie Lott like broke his finger during the game, like
Speaker 3: pretty bad, and.
Speaker 5: Remind me who he is?
Speaker 3: He was, Yeah, forty nine ers. He's on the forty
Speaker 3: nine ers. It's like one of the best defenders ever.
Speaker 3: But he sucked his finger up really bad as pinky.
Speaker 5: It was like so bad.
Speaker 3: They were like you can't play, and he's like fuck it.
Speaker 3: And supposedly he just like ripped his pinky off and
Speaker 3: kept playing.
Speaker 2: Well, that's different. This is my big toe, my big toe.
Speaker 2: I'm fucked.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you gotta keep that guy.
Speaker 3: I assume there's a like a replacement toe, replacement toe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it wouldn't be the same, dude. They really haven't
Speaker 5: dialed that in quite yet. If I wish, AI would
Speaker 5: would really work on healing my body, Durs's body. I
Speaker 5: can't wait.
Speaker 2: That'll be the next big thing that's priority.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait till you can like have your
Speaker 3: fucked up tail cut off and then they like put
Speaker 3: a little like little juice on the nub and then
Speaker 3: you start to grow a new one.
Speaker 5: That's just gonna be fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if I know what that means,
Speaker 2: but I can't wait.
Speaker 3: That'll be cool. You know what I want? I want
Speaker 3: when people are in chronic pain as I am. That's
Speaker 3: me and durs is now part of this per.
Speaker 5: Yep fucking disaster. My guy, I would like a shot
Speaker 5: or a pill that you can just be out of pain.
Speaker 5: That's heroin. I know, not I know, but not fuck
Speaker 5: you up in that way. Like I don't want to
Speaker 5: feel like I'm on heroin or feel I don't even
Speaker 5: like the effects of like a pain pill. It sucks.
Speaker 5: You can't do shit, Yes, it's not.
Speaker 2: How about this? Can they just remove the nerve endings?
Speaker 2: Can they just get in there and and then just
Speaker 2: pull it out like a fucking weird weed.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need it. I don't need to feel myself.
Speaker 3: I mean, you see the movie, the movie Novacane, which
Speaker 3: I quit.
Speaker 5: Oh, I haven't seen yet. I really wanted that movie
Speaker 5: where he like has some sort of disease or something
Speaker 5: where he can't feel and it's like it's like dark
Speaker 5: Man dangerous. It's dangerous because he could like bite his
Speaker 5: tongue off and not feel it. And yeah, sure, So
Speaker 5: he's like very very careful of everything. And then this
Speaker 5: girl that he falls in love with, he like it,
Speaker 5: gets kidnapped and he goes, he goes to try to
Speaker 5: save her, and you know, he focks are too hard. Yeah, Blake,
Speaker 5: I was given him the version.
Speaker 3: Maybe if we were in a writer's room, that would
Speaker 3: be the first thing I spitball.
Speaker 5: But I would love that. I would love that. That
Speaker 5: sounds really great.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I did? You know what I
Speaker 3: did last weekend? I went to Bottle Rock up in
Speaker 3: the Bay Area.
Speaker 5: I hung out with Kyle Yeah, how is he? Yeah,
Speaker 5: Headline Alert and Barry the Water Trash.
Speaker 3: Yes, how was it? I've always wanted to go to
Speaker 3: that festival. It's a festival in Napa Valley.
Speaker 5: It was so damn fun. It was awesome. I'm friends
Speaker 5: with Trey Cool from Green.
Speaker 3: Day and he was like, you should come up to
Speaker 3: Bottle Rock, but you need to get like the super
Speaker 3: VIP passes so you can hang out with us, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, can you hook me up?
Speaker 5: And he's like, I absolutely cannot.
Speaker 3: But he could hook me up with me and him
Speaker 3: hosted the culinary stage. Yeah, that's culinary. That's kind of
Speaker 3: the thing. Is like a festival with like food going on.
Speaker 3: It's it's very cool.
Speaker 5: Yes, and it was awesome Williams Sonoma Culinary Stage, and
Speaker 5: they had all these famous chefs tight I think my
Speaker 5: guys were called Michael and Brian Voltaggio brothers here. Of
Speaker 5: course they were cool and they're very cool dudes. And
Speaker 5: we made these giant lobster rolls and we made they're huge.
Speaker 5: They were like the size of the loaf of bread.
Speaker 3: Dward talking about this, I'm glad we're talking about this
Speaker 3: because I saw the video.
Speaker 5: Dude, I felt so bad. I go to give it
Speaker 5: to someone in the crowd, but I couldn't climb I'd go,
Speaker 5: I couldn't climb down. There was no way to climb
Speaker 5: down to hand it to someone. So I was like,
Speaker 5: I'm going to toss it. I thought I could toss
Speaker 5: it out, and they also the crowd was going like
Speaker 5: throw it and there was it wasn't a small crowd.
Speaker 5: There was like five thousand people watching.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and they're like, oh, I thought it, and
Speaker 3: so I'm like, fuck, I'll throw it, and I go,
Speaker 3: I was aiming for this guy in a purple hat,
Speaker 3: and I threw it towards that man.
Speaker 5: It flips upside down.
Speaker 3: The entire loaf of the lobster roll so dumps out
Speaker 3: with I would say, three pounds of lobster. There was
Speaker 3: so much lobster in mayonnaise or whatever they make lobster with.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, all the worst thing, dude.
Speaker 3: It dumped so hard on a pack of girls, like queens.
Speaker 5: They were like, I mean they're probably like between fifteen
Speaker 5: sixteen somewhere in there.
Speaker 2: Why did this dad just throw lobs to roll up?
Speaker 5: I know, dude, And it's so nic and the video
Speaker 5: I ended up taking it down. I felt bad. People
Speaker 5: are like, why would you do that? I'm like, I
Speaker 5: did not think it was gonna go that way. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 5: it's truly sad.
Speaker 3: It's truly sad because you know, these little girls have
Speaker 3: a whole festival left where they gotta be sitting smelling
Speaker 3: like lobster mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: I feel the Fabrizio brothers didn't hook him up with
Speaker 2: a paprint or something after that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like what could you have done to help them?
Speaker 5: And then I and then I go backstage. I'm like,
Speaker 5: we have to get those girls like free merch or
Speaker 5: some shit, and they're like okay, And then we didn't
Speaker 5: find them. We couldn't find them, and then I'm like, well,
Speaker 5: maybe it wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3: A mom reached out via Instagram. She DMed me and
Speaker 3: she was like, it wasn't just one girl. You doused
Speaker 3: a whole pack of girls, one of which is my daughter.
Speaker 3: And I then I write back, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorry. I want to apologize. I didn't think it
Speaker 3: was gonna happen. I want to apologize.
Speaker 5: I won't monster. I want to. I'm not going to. No,
Speaker 5: I apologize.
Speaker 2: I very much want to, but my lawyer is telling
Speaker 2: me I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't. I can't even I can't. I can't talk
Speaker 5: no more. I said, I was very sorry, YadA YadA,
Speaker 5: and and then she writes back it actually ruined her day.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: And then she was like she was sad and she
Speaker 5: was embarrassed, YadA YadA. So I'm trying now, I'm trying
Speaker 5: to like, get a bunch of bottle rock merch to
Speaker 5: send to them. Dude, she don't want to remember that day.
Speaker 5: It was the worst day of her life.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 5: I crush was there. She went to go. He saw her.
Speaker 5: He's like, what's up? She just have fucking lobster rotty.
Speaker 5: And you know, Benson Boone was on stage with us,
Speaker 5: who like, all the girls are crushing on and.
Speaker 2: This is the flipper.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Flipper manac.
Speaker 3: That yeah, yeah, okay, yeah I heard that.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh how could you not tell? It's a guy?
Speaker 5: Beautiful voice?
Speaker 2: Where would where would I have heard that song? Though?
Speaker 2: Probably just Instagram everywhere everywhere people are like working out
Speaker 2: and it's his song, right.
Speaker 5: He has a stunningly beautiful voice.
Speaker 2: I think when I see like chicks, you know, like
Speaker 2: the girls do like the pull ups with no shirt on,
Speaker 2: like algorithm yeah, and it's like, it's just said to
Speaker 2: that song of them, Yeah, beautiful things.
Speaker 3: That It definitely feels like a like a girl's fit
Speaker 3: fits the gram if that's a thing, sounds like an
Speaker 3: anthem half Instagram.
Speaker 5: I walked backstage after watching Benson Boone and I was
Speaker 5: doing that. I was just singing. I was I was
Speaker 5: pretty half cocked by this point, and I'm just going,
Speaker 5: were you half cocked when you threw the giant lobster roll?
Speaker 5: I wasn't. That was early in the day. I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I like the lawyer telling him to say he was sober.
Speaker 3: No, I was when you spiked the football into the
Speaker 3: little girl's hair.
Speaker 5: I didn't mean to dude.
Speaker 2: Here's my question, and this is half kind of a
Speaker 2: joke and half very serious. What does this woman expect
Speaker 2: from you?
Speaker 5: I know that that's what people said, you know, closure.
Speaker 2: Like you're a good person, You're gonna try and make
Speaker 2: it right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying over here, But in her.
Speaker 2: Where she's coming from, what is making it right?
Speaker 5: I know? I'm like, I don't, I don't know. I
Speaker 5: don't really know what to do. I'm going to see
Speaker 5: if I can get a hooded sweatshirt or something to her.
Speaker 2: It sounds like the beginning of a stalker comedy movie
Speaker 2: from the nineties, where it's like, oh, I didn't mean
Speaker 2: to do that, that's okay. Maybe we just go to
Speaker 2: dinner one time and you go, okay, yeah, let's go
Speaker 2: to dinner one time, and then from there like turns
Speaker 2: into this.
Speaker 5: I won't be eating lobster ha ha, but you will.
Speaker 5: And it's just her.
Speaker 3: They connect me and they force feed me lobster until
Speaker 3: I pop. I hope that's not the case, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I hope not.
Speaker 5: So I was bunned by them. So other than that,
Speaker 5: after that, you just started raging again, and then I
Speaker 5: drank a lot. Yeah. I was like, I feel like
Speaker 5: such a dick.
Speaker 2: Adam is going to go to prom with this girl.
Speaker 5: By the way, no one else backstage thought that. They
Speaker 5: were just like that was hilarious. No one was like
Speaker 5: that was insane. We got to get these girls hoodies
Speaker 5: or everyone was like that was awesome. And I'm getting
Speaker 5: high fives and I'm like I feel bad and they're like,
Speaker 5: don't it's fine. They love it, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: they love it. And then I come home I read
Speaker 5: my DMS.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, man, yeah, I think what really sold
Speaker 3: it was the video footage that you posted as well.
Speaker 3: It's like it's tragic because it like pans over and
Speaker 3: it's just this little girl just like yeah, it's like
Speaker 3: cole Slaw just dripping from I'm like, oh damn, whatever,
Speaker 3: it's a fun story. She'd go back next year. Maybe
Speaker 3: you could get her free tickets for next Bottle Rock.
Speaker 5: I would love that.
Speaker 3: I am not a goodtrol of anything, and I'm reached
Speaker 3: out and i haven't heard, but I'm still working on it.
Speaker 5: Huh.
Speaker 2: Like this is what people pay for when they go
Speaker 2: see that birthday cake.
Speaker 5: Right, you're just I was the Steve Aoki of seafood.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what birthday cakes. You know it
Speaker 3: does well in the Sun. I don't know that seed doesn't.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: What doesn't?
Speaker 3: No, well, it definitely doesn't do as well as fucking
Speaker 3: lobster immediately in mayonnaise.
Speaker 5: That is not yet. That is not what you want
Speaker 5: on You're right, you're different. It is different. It hits different, guys.
Speaker 6: I just say that birthday cake hits different in the Sun. Okay, true,
Speaker 6: double true, double truce.
Speaker 5: Kid. Yeah, that's what's up.
Speaker 6: That's what's up, no doubt. Yeah, that's definitely what's up.
Speaker 6: I like your perspective, man, you always bring like a
Speaker 6: different vibe and my thanks brother.
Speaker 5: Cheers, and then linked up with Kyle for a little bit.
Speaker 5: His braces are looking absurd. Yeah, the guy needs to
Speaker 5: get these.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bitch for those that don't know he got
Speaker 3: braces is as soon as he wasn't on the pod anymore.
Speaker 5: And we and and of course he's inspirers. We would
Speaker 5: have every pod would have been about Kyle ended him
Speaker 5: and him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I see him, you know, out and about
Speaker 3: we go play pickleball.
Speaker 2: And that'sice.
Speaker 5: He never hits me up. It still catches me off
Speaker 5: guard when I see those braces. Yeah, it does so gott.
Speaker 5: I gotta see a lot of that. I met a
Speaker 5: lot of I met Steph Curry. He's nice as hell, dude,
Speaker 5: cool the freaking goat. Come on, I like how you're shot?
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, The list of people I met Steph Curry,
Speaker 3: Ken Griphy Junior, who's like, dapped me up, like we're
Speaker 3: old homies.
Speaker 5: The hell. Gavin Rossdale came over to me.
Speaker 2: He probably thought you were Sean Aston because they were
Speaker 2: from the same era.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that might be. It's possible. We'll take it. He's like,
Speaker 5: he never said you're like, no doubt. They are so sick. Hey,
Speaker 5: you guys meant Gavin Rossdale and he came over to me.
Speaker 5: He's a big righteous Gemstones fans. Okay, that's sick.
Speaker 2: How was it not on it?
Speaker 3: He apparently auditioned for the Righteous Gemstones.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And he auditioned for Judy's Judy like cheats on her
Speaker 3: husband last season and uh casting But but another the
Speaker 3: guy who got it was fantastic in the role. But
Speaker 3: he was like, I just couldn't get the Southern accent down.
Speaker 3: May I kept saying guitar.
Speaker 5: He's like, I'm tuning my guitar, and I'm like, thank
Speaker 5: god they didn't cast you, because this is I'm offended
Speaker 5: if if I'm Southern, I'm offended by this. Yeah, that's
Speaker 5: not good.
Speaker 2: But it was cool, And that just goes to show
Speaker 2: you that, like it must have been awful, because if
Speaker 2: Gavin Rossdale is auditioning for you, it's kind of like
Speaker 2: a formality or.
Speaker 5: Like he's getting he's gonna get it. Yeah, it's your role.
Speaker 5: He could have just played Gavin Rossdale then, I mean,
Speaker 5: I would have loved if Kelvin's crush was just Gavin
Speaker 5: Ronsdale and then I pay for him to come perform
Speaker 5: at a birthday party or.
Speaker 2: So after you met him, did you go, hey, man,
Speaker 2: don't let the days pass you by.
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't need you.
Speaker 2: And then he looks back at you and he goes
Speaker 2: this gly yes.
Speaker 5: Because by the way he's stunning.
Speaker 3: Of course he always has been, his hair, his the
Speaker 3: way he clothes lay on his body.
Speaker 5: I was shook.
Speaker 2: You were bottle shocked.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were fully bottle shocked. Chloe could not have
Speaker 5: cared less. I mean, it was just like a guy
Speaker 5: I was talking to, and I'm like, that's Gavin Rosstones.
Speaker 5: She's like, oh is that who that is?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: I'm like, I would you and Gavin blazing each other
Speaker 5: so quickly?
Speaker 2: Hey, Adam, I don't I don't want to do this
Speaker 2: to you. What that Chloe was pretending that you didn't know?
Speaker 5: Oh? Oh yucky?
Speaker 2: She was like, oh my.
Speaker 5: God, not for me.
Speaker 2: Who was that nobody that just made me come standing here?
Speaker 3: Eh?
Speaker 5: Yucky?
Speaker 2: Yucky, yucky.
Speaker 3: I must have got some lobster roll in my It's.
Speaker 2: Cool Gavin Rosdale, Like I feel like when he just
Speaker 2: walks through like a mall, women are fainting.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's stunning.
Speaker 2: They get the stanky leg you know who.
Speaker 5: I also meant that also gave an air of like
Speaker 5: who I've never really liked. Admittedly that much was Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, I meant multiple gavins.
Speaker 2: How is Newsom?
Speaker 3: I've been on an airplane with him, I met him.
Speaker 3: I've never been a big Newsome guy. Yeah, I talked
Speaker 3: with him for like five minutes. Oh well, he's a politician.
Speaker 3: He's probably fucking slick of ship.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 5: He's so good at talking and just making you feel great.
Speaker 5: And he's also like a stud.
Speaker 2: His hands his hand jesters, dude, he.
Speaker 5: Was just a stud holding court.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, he's like a college baseball player.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's cool. I mean, but he.
Speaker 2: Talks to he's like, I mean, I was no good.
Speaker 2: I'm just lay to college. You know, I guess like
Speaker 2: a hit and you're like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 5: It was very much like that. It was very much
Speaker 5: like I don't know, maybe we'll see.
Speaker 3: Anytime you're in the room with like any politicians, you
Speaker 3: just get it.
Speaker 5: They're just slick as fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah this is what you said.
Speaker 5: But Joe Biden, Yeah, exactly the same thing there. Biden
Speaker 5: was a fucking killer in the room.
Speaker 3: You're like, aw man, and then and then of course,
Speaker 3: you know, brain left him.
Speaker 2: All right, stop, don't do not say this.
Speaker 5: Don't you're turning back on the DNC News love him.
Speaker 5: He was truly very nice when I met him.
Speaker 3: But years ago lost and that makes me go, like,
Speaker 3: you know, Trump's the coolest.
Speaker 5: You know, Trump's the coolest, dude? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 5: He's a fucking blast man. I bet Kamala when you
Speaker 5: meet her is fucking down to clown. You're like, this,
Speaker 5: this girl rules. She's hella cool. Yeah, she rocks.
Speaker 3: I wonder if Hillary Adam is great. This is so fun, brochy,
Speaker 3: beer bombed pillary. When you meet her, you're like, fuck,
Speaker 3: she's the dude.
Speaker 5: She's like she looks like a grandma, but she fucking parties.
Speaker 5: She's cool, dude, I just get it.
Speaker 2: But she from uh, she's definitely is like she'll meet
Speaker 2: you you like established like a handshake or whatever, and
Speaker 2: then when you see you, like five years later, she
Speaker 2: still remembers, like.
Speaker 5: Yeah you remember that, Yeah, so gotcha.
Speaker 3: And then she pulls out a little hot sauce. She's like,
Speaker 3: I bring this everywhere. Yeah, I'm cool. Right, You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: that is fucking cool in real life. That's endearing and
Speaker 3: cool and I love it.
Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh my god, wait, there's a
Speaker 2: sniper and then she farts and she's like just kidding, Yeah,
Speaker 2: got you bitch.
Speaker 5: You were so scared. You know, you're you're in a
Speaker 5: hockey sack circle. And all of a sudden, Bernie Sanders
Speaker 5: just comes in and does some side.
Speaker 2: Stall stalling all day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you kidding? Is a cool side stall? He
Speaker 5: kicks it up.
Speaker 3: Have you ever arm wrestle to r FK? He's like,
Speaker 3: you're in a push up contest with RFK. You're just last.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's called you brother a lot. You're like, man,
Speaker 5: it's cool. He's like a wwf Esler man.
Speaker 2: So god.
Speaker 5: I love politicians. They're the best in real life.
Speaker 3: They're all the fucking men or women. Yeah, they're great there.
Speaker 5: They all just rule.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to politicians man.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, they get a lot of bad press, but
Speaker 5: here they're family. Well what other politicians have you met,
Speaker 5: because I've I've only I met I met a handful
Speaker 5: of mayors. I met Newsom, I met the governor of
Speaker 5: of of Nebraska.
Speaker 2: I was that a Kamala thing years ago.
Speaker 5: Okay, did you meet her.
Speaker 2: As a VP? I mean it was like a very small, like,
Speaker 2: you know, like forty people in the room type donor.
Speaker 5: Oh in spins gatherines.
Speaker 2: And she seems super cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, was it a pitty freak off, dude? And she
Speaker 5: was like, work a haul and I go, that's right,
Speaker 5: she goes, I wouldn't mind working that small day.
Speaker 2: She goes, durs is my favorite care sixty nine man
Speaker 2: number two, one sixty nine Man number two. Politicians I've met,
Speaker 2: I don't know Paul the Poundstone, PAULA Poundstone ran for office.
Speaker 3: Didn't know that Jesse Ventura did. And he's a fucking
Speaker 3: sick ass food.
Speaker 5: Well, well, yeah I met dude, met Arnold one time.
Speaker 5: You know, he fucking rocked.
Speaker 2: I mean unreal. Yeah, dude, I played Commando for my
Speaker 2: kids the other day.
Speaker 5: What the hell is that? A little adult?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 5: Wow? Love that train and these soldiers bro love that dude.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, let me just say this. They like the movie.
Speaker 2: They're into it. They're into it. Yes, when he gets
Speaker 2: to like so he goes to like catalinaor some island
Speaker 2: out there where there's like a secret headquarters, and he
Speaker 2: starts gearing up and he's like zipping the vest.
Speaker 5: Is that when he like is carrying trees around is
Speaker 5: like a training that's the very beginning.
Speaker 2: When you meet him, you go, okay, this guy's formidable.
Speaker 2: When he gears up to take on the hundred guys
Speaker 2: or whatever, and he's like tying nads on, shoving like
Speaker 2: knives and places guns here there everywhere, tying boots.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's the best.
Speaker 2: My kids stand up off the couch, yes, and are
Speaker 2: just and I'm.
Speaker 11: Just like they're like yes, like with everything that gets
Speaker 11: And when he's like painting the fucking camel and he
Speaker 11: puts the gun on his shoulder, I.
Speaker 5: Am getting fucking jack and juicy. Just listening to this.
Speaker 2: I was like, this never gets old. Watching Jack Dude's
Speaker 2: Hero or combat, Oh oh god, I could watch it
Speaker 2: all day.
Speaker 3: But also, hey, hear me out, would it be still
Speaker 3: with its still be cool? Maybe not cool, but would
Speaker 3: it be funny if just I was shirtless doing the
Speaker 3: exact same thing.
Speaker 5: Would it be funny?
Speaker 2: I think with music and if you can give me
Speaker 2: something behind the eyes, Adam, yes, that tells me you're
Speaker 2: serious about this.
Speaker 5: Okay. I mean, I'm saying for any of us, but
Speaker 5: I think my body's probably the most porridge base right now.
Speaker 2: I think I think it's that you have in the
Speaker 2: eyes and we know you're gonna kill mm you get
Speaker 2: a pass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that. I like any sort of.
Speaker 2: Like music helps.
Speaker 5: The music helps gear up scenes, right, because I mean,
Speaker 5: obviously Arnold's the best version of it, but I think
Speaker 5: seeing anyone if like, if if Leslie Nielsen were to
Speaker 5: do that in a naked gun, I would say it's
Speaker 5: the best sequence ever, right, or Leslie Jones any Leslie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they did it in Uh. I want to say
Speaker 3: they did it in hot Shots. It might have been
Speaker 3: hot Shots Part due, right, I think he like or
Speaker 3: maybe something he suits up and then it's in It's.
Speaker 2: In Rambow First Blood Part two. He does the exact
Speaker 2: same thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then something happens.
Speaker 3: He like puts on all the gear and then like
Speaker 3: he's standing there and then he like falls over because
Speaker 3: it's so heavy, and that's like the end of the bit.
Speaker 2: I mean, they did it, and I'm gonna get your sucker,
Speaker 2: like this is this is classic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's fresh comedy. Yeah, they were.
Speaker 2: Asking me if he was CGI. Can you imagine being
Speaker 2: so jacked that children ask if you're CGI.
Speaker 5: That's so cool? Hot hot, hot hot, that's so cool?
Speaker 2: And then I had to explain, I go. He was
Speaker 2: like Firstgi, he was the first famous bodybuilder people used
Speaker 2: to just like work out in New Bodybuilding. He was
Speaker 2: in Mister Universe six times in a row.
Speaker 5: And they're like, but now everyone looks like that, and
Speaker 5: you're like, I know, it's so annoying.
Speaker 3: Kind of Yeah, nobody looks like Arnold do God damn,
Speaker 3: he's fucking flawless, dude.
Speaker 5: He's the perfect meat mountain.
Speaker 3: Gay I sponsored by gay I Sponsored by gay I.
Speaker 2: I did feel lucky. I was like, I'm so lucky
Speaker 2: that we grew up in that era.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, yeah, we were. We're so lucky. We've seen
Speaker 5: it all.
Speaker 3: We've got to see that, and we've got to see
Speaker 3: fucking the food boys pod Like.
Speaker 2: We're so fucked. Like, you know, like girls growing up,
Speaker 2: they were like in magazines, all these girls are skinny,
Speaker 2: and we were watching Arnold Schwarzbeger movies just being like
Speaker 2: that that's what I need to be. I want to
Speaker 2: be that, and I can't be that. What the hell
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 5: I listened to an audio book. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 5: called The Last Action Heroes, and it's fucking awesome. You're
Speaker 5: so Studard audio book. Dude, I love it, brother, I
Speaker 5: love it for you. Oh, dude, I love listening to
Speaker 5: well because I drive back and forth from LA quite
Speaker 5: a bit, and then whenever i'm driving I fire it up. Dude, Yeah,
Speaker 5: listen to a book.
Speaker 3: I really appreciate that you don't support podcasts.
Speaker 5: You do audio books. No, no, no, no, dude. I couldn't
Speaker 5: imagine listening to a podcast. I couldn't imagine, Adam, what
Speaker 5: is the highlight? It's just really cool stories about every
Speaker 5: action hero.
Speaker 2: It's like, so like, what's one like that?
Speaker 5: You give me one? You don't think? I know you
Speaker 5: don't remember anything. I don't remember, dude, I have a
Speaker 5: Snapchat memory. I just remember having a great time while
Speaker 5: listening to.
Speaker 2: I would listen to a book, I promise here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called The Last Action Heroes and it tells
Speaker 5: stories by uh.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be John Claw, Van Dams, the Sylvester Stallone,
Speaker 3: Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 5: I think Golf Long Wren. It's all the expendables, right
Speaker 5: are we doing?
Speaker 2: Is Bruce Lee?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Is Bruce Lee up in the mix?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I understand that he's a different category, but he's got
Speaker 2: to be mentioned now he's different.
Speaker 5: This is it's all from the eighties and nineties.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would like for you guys to guess. There's one, two, three, four, five, six,
Speaker 5: seven eight.
Speaker 3: There's eight guys here, and we got Arnold Arnold sly Yep.
Speaker 3: Those are the two main Dolf j cv D, Dolf
Speaker 3: j CVD uh huh.
Speaker 5: Steven Seagal yep. Really, Bruce Willis Bruce, Okay, you're only missing. Uh,
Speaker 5: you're missing.
Speaker 2: There's two more? Yeah, two more, two more, two more.
Speaker 5: Mel Gibs, it's not Mel. It's not Mel.
Speaker 2: Are there any women? No? Okay? Good, good, good, good good?
Speaker 5: You're talking about bro. Absolutely, get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: These are gonna be hard to guess.
Speaker 2: They're not. It is not.
Speaker 5: It's it is not they're qualified.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Buck, you don't count the fuck are we talking about?
Speaker 5: Who are the last two? The last two? We can do? Good?
Speaker 5: Is this good podcast? It's great because everyone's yeah, their screams,
Speaker 5: they're like, you're stupid. Fuck, it's right there, you stupid idiot?
Speaker 2: And Adam. Are you saying these are easy or not
Speaker 2: so easy?
Speaker 5: I would say they are. I mean, they're both very famous,
Speaker 5: but I don't. They're not type of mind. And that's
Speaker 5: why you guys are stumped right now.
Speaker 2: No, we're not. We're not stump. We just we're having
Speaker 2: fun talking. Yeah, are not having fun?
Speaker 5: Are they can ask? Are they super buff? They're less
Speaker 5: buff one. I mean they're both badasses. One is like
Speaker 5: Charles Broms, known as he he's a stunt king.
Speaker 3: The other Jackie Chan Jackie Chan and you nailed it.
Speaker 3: And the other is known as a certified badass but
Speaker 3: kind of looks like a dad Nickey Rourke. Oh and
Speaker 3: I already said mel Gibson.
Speaker 2: And I didn't sign off on my life being part
Speaker 2: of this book.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's interesting. He's like maybe one of the most
Speaker 5: like these other guys wins to train with him. He's
Speaker 5: a little bit older.
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris's Chuck Norris.
Speaker 3: So like no, weird, weirdly Chuck Norris is like he
Speaker 3: remember there's like the peak moment where there were all
Speaker 3: these Chuck Norris jokes and ship But I don't think
Speaker 3: people have actually dove into the Chuck Norris movie catalog.
Speaker 5: His movies. His movies are fucking awesome, dude, they are
Speaker 5: so cool.
Speaker 2: So I don't even know if you guys know this,
Speaker 2: but when we did Crossbows and Mustaches are our world
Speaker 2: famous sketch series.
Speaker 5: There's a part where I get crossbows and mustaches.
Speaker 2: I get kidnapped. They put me in a chair and
Speaker 2: they cut the bottom of the chair out my nuts hang.
Speaker 5: Yeah they do.
Speaker 2: Now that's that's stolen from a double oh seven movie.
Speaker 3: Right, yes, yes, with Daniel Craig, then Daniel Beautiful Man.
Speaker 2: Then they take a bag with an angry rat and
Speaker 2: they wrap the bag around my nuts. That is taken
Speaker 2: from I believe, and somebody gets somebody give me a
Speaker 2: Missing an Action two? Maybe three?
Speaker 5: Maybe one?
Speaker 2: It's from a Missing in Action. They tie a bag
Speaker 2: over Chuck Norris's head with a rat.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's right, that's right, yes, yes, isn't he hung
Speaker 3: by his legs, hung upside down?
Speaker 2: I think I played it for you guys, so you
Speaker 2: to understand what I was pitching.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 2: And then they take the bag off and he's got
Speaker 2: the rat in his teeth, and you're just like fuck.
Speaker 5: And in our sketch is his dick uh? Your nuts
Speaker 5: tied to the rats up and killed the.
Speaker 2: Rat, choked it out good.
Speaker 5: It's incredible. Your nuts are so talented. Before I could
Speaker 5: grow a mustache, miss too.
Speaker 2: I know it was two.
Speaker 5: I was, but yeah. One crazy story was John Claude
Speaker 5: Van Dam used to go to He was like twenty.
Speaker 5: He was like twenty four or something or twenty two.
Speaker 5: He was like a young guy. And Chuck Norris is
Speaker 5: almost forty and he's training and John Claude went to
Speaker 5: train with him, and they're like, okay, kid, if you
Speaker 5: could keep up, you could train with us, and then
Speaker 5: I might be able to. And then John Claude couldn't
Speaker 5: was gassed and had to stop working out, and then
Speaker 5: he kept hanging out and he's like, I have to
Speaker 5: let me spar with you, and and you.
Speaker 2: Man, it's pretty good. It's really good.
Speaker 5: Chuck was like, I can't allow you to spar with me.
Speaker 5: I would murder you. That's funny. He's like, you have to,
Speaker 5: and then he just proceeded to kick his ass so
Speaker 5: badly that John Claude couldn't walk out of that. And
Speaker 5: Chuck Norris is a great guy, and he's like, you
Speaker 5: know what, you're tough. You took it. You're my assistant now.
Speaker 5: And then he was his assistant for a whole mind
Speaker 5: shot Jean Claude for however long until he got his
Speaker 5: like first big movie and then he left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chuck's assistant, well notoriously Chuck Norris and also Steven Sagall.
Speaker 3: But I would take Chuck over Steven. They are real fighters,
Speaker 3: they like are actually trained.
Speaker 2: Ryan Murphy needs to make that show.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but Steven Chagall was like he was great.
Speaker 3: But also everything for Chuck, for Steven Sagall is unverified.
Speaker 3: They're like he said he trains with this guy, but
Speaker 3: that really wasn't It's not sure. Like Chuck Norris won
Speaker 3: competitions like.
Speaker 2: He is the guy he was a world champion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a real actual badass. John Claude
Speaker 3: Van Dam was a ballerina, let's be honest, but he
Speaker 3: he had.
Speaker 2: Like literally he was a ballerina, yes he but who
Speaker 2: also did martial arts.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he did ballot. But here's the here's the shade.
Speaker 2: That's does Chuck Norris have a trademark? Because John Claude
Speaker 2: was like, I have a trademark.
Speaker 5: I do this. What's this the splits? Yeah, yeah he
Speaker 5: does split. I thought, like a trademark.
Speaker 2: If he had a trademark, move but if any of
Speaker 2: us did the splits, not cool. If anyone does the splits,
Speaker 2: not When Sean Claude van Dam does the splits, it's cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I don't know if you saw my Jennifer
Speaker 5: Hudson Tunnel Walk Spirit Tunnel Walk sixty nine did I
Speaker 5: did do the splits and and it was very well received.
Speaker 2: It was very well I told my algorithm, cool, I
Speaker 2: told my algorithm stop sending me the fucking Jennifer Hudson
Speaker 2: tumbled out.
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh no, it is the Spirit Walk because
Speaker 5: I did it the once. Now, I told my publicist.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I did it like now now when I
Speaker 5: go back to do press and I'm doing Jennifer Hudson,
Speaker 5: which I'm sure I will, and I had a great
Speaker 5: time on the show. Yeah, do I have to do
Speaker 5: the Spirit Walk again? Yeah? You gave it your all.
Speaker 5: I gave it my all. Did anybody done it twice?
Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you have to. You have to bring that
Speaker 5: much energy again. Tough.
Speaker 3: No, sorry, I don't like, I can't wait. We gotta
Speaker 3: get you in that fucking Spirit Walk. I can't wait
Speaker 3: to watch it.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't get anxiety. I my skin is crawling
Speaker 2: having to tell those people.
Speaker 3: Nothing would make me happier than to watch rs not
Speaker 3: to not do just walk down it and be.
Speaker 2: Like there and Adam tell me if I'm wrong here
Speaker 2: and maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong. Uhuh to me,
Speaker 2: there's nothing worse than like manufactured good times for sure, sure,
Speaker 2: but does it feel like an actual good time?
Speaker 3: I had a pretty damn good time doing it because
Speaker 3: they're just chanting your name, they're and they're doing fun
Speaker 3: songs and uh I ended up having a.
Speaker 5: Great time At first. I was like because I wasn't
Speaker 5: real that's right. No, I just kept running back and
Speaker 5: forth through it. I didn't have to do it twice.
Speaker 2: I thought you told before that they were like do
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 5: No, well that's not true. Check the tapes, yeah, check
Speaker 5: the tapes. I've never I've never said that I didn't
Speaker 5: have to do it again. I do recall that. I
Speaker 5: do recall you saying that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 5: No, No, No. The thing was is I walked out
Speaker 5: and they were there chanting, and I wasn't ready.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know the thing. I want to
Speaker 2: know the truth.
Speaker 5: You can't handle the truth, so then I had to
Speaker 5: go back in. I wasn't ready. They're like and then
Speaker 5: I like stepped out real quick of the little room
Speaker 5: and they start changing. I'm like, no, I'm not. This
Speaker 5: isn't like the shirt I'm wearing or whatever. So I
Speaker 5: had to go back in change the shirt. Uh you
Speaker 5: see you Any take backs, apologies, any epic slams?
Speaker 2: Um, do you want to take back hitting that girl
Speaker 2: with the fucking.
Speaker 5: I would like to take that back. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 5: I felt bad. Initially. I felt very bad when the
Speaker 5: mom reached out and shamed me as she should have.
Speaker 5: I would be pissed to if if it was my daughter.
Speaker 5: Uh and some middle aged comedic actor got on stage
Speaker 5: and spiked a five pound lobster roll bitch covered in
Speaker 5: an entire tin of caviar on my daughter's head. It's
Speaker 5: getting worse. I would be bummed.
Speaker 3: How could you? Did you get to eat the lobster
Speaker 3: roll at all? Or it just wentn't you're liking or
Speaker 3: you just like no? I would just was like the audience,
Speaker 3: great question, Blake.
Speaker 5: I thought people were giving the food.
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't even understand the story because I
Speaker 2: didn't know if you ate it or tasted it or not.
Speaker 5: No, it's just like wild. And then Trey Trey threw
Speaker 5: out this giant thing of ice cream and it's and
Speaker 5: it hit this guy in the head and he liked it.
Speaker 5: You just aimed at minor. He liked it. He was
Speaker 5: like a guy. He was just like a dude. I
Speaker 5: wish I would have if I would have hit a dude.
Speaker 5: I feel great about this whole thing. It's the fact
Speaker 5: that it missed the dude. I was aiming and hit
Speaker 5: a pack of little blonde girls were there just to
Speaker 5: see Benson Boone and and be excited about living life Bensimstead.
Speaker 5: They got bumpered. They got bumpered.
Speaker 2: Get a bumper.
Speaker 5: Sorry, girl's got bumpered. And that's my bo and I'm
Speaker 5: very sorry. I would like to give a big shout
Speaker 5: out to my boy honors home a bit forty eight
Speaker 5: years old. I'm forty four. Forty four, forty four, you
Speaker 5: seem older than that.
Speaker 2: But do you imagine if I was forty eight?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait, and I'll give him
Speaker 3: a big clam I'll say, there's a year old ass dirt, Baby,
Speaker 3: old dirt.
Speaker 2: Classic classic.
Speaker 5: It was fun. I just posted, you know, because you
Speaker 5: have to post about your friends, and it's the birthday,
Speaker 5: you have to Oh my god, I posted about you
Speaker 5: today and I went back and was like, it's nice
Speaker 5: that now you can just like you're in my little
Speaker 5: I have so many photos with you throughout the years.
Speaker 5: It's just like in your phone, it just says honders
Speaker 5: and then I can click on that button and it
Speaker 5: shows up every photo we've ever taken together, which is
Speaker 5: like twelve hundred. And I went back through the creates
Speaker 5: and found like some super old ones. It was fun
Speaker 5: to go back and relive rehash those men.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm gonna look at them all in bed tonight.
Speaker 3: Those the Mutton where you can just you can really
Speaker 3: just fall into photos of your phone. Like when you
Speaker 3: start to go back, it's it's better than any TV show.
Speaker 3: It's the TV show of your life. It's really beautiful.
Speaker 5: I know this was heady. I know this is heady.
Speaker 5: As much as I want to end on that, that's
Speaker 5: a little dunce. That's a little dense. But I do
Speaker 5: that a lot on planes when I'm you know, just
Speaker 5: not wanting to buy the Wi Fi.
Speaker 3: Of course, I go, let me look at every photo
Speaker 3: I've ever taken the go go yeah.
Speaker 2: Here, I want to say thank you to all my
Speaker 2: well wishers and the d MS. I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Thank definitely say I think here's my.
Speaker 2: Thing though, and you guys know I gotta have a thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, yes, you do for you guys. I love
Speaker 2: like being mentioned in your stories. I appreciate oh good.
Speaker 5: Oh, but we're in this era.
Speaker 2: We're now like the expectations that like, you get reposted.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, don't worry, you don't got to repost. I
Speaker 5: prefer few. It would be nice. I understand it would
Speaker 5: be nice.
Speaker 2: But I feel like I got a I got a
Speaker 2: few that I was like, I feel like you're just
Speaker 2: doing this to be reposted.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's it's definitely a movie. That's
Speaker 5: a good one.
Speaker 2: I mean, look at that's a fake mustache.
Speaker 5: But but there's exactly what yah.
Speaker 3: Yeah little yeah, No, you're you are right though, there's
Speaker 3: there are people who who tag you to get a
Speaker 3: little bit of your birthday juice.
Speaker 5: I'm glad.
Speaker 2: I don't like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like it at all. I don't like
Speaker 5: it and call them out by name right now.
Speaker 2: I probably will. I probably will on another episode.
Speaker 5: Like didn't like, didn't do anything I did. I gave
Speaker 5: him an epic slam dude zero. Another episode that was
Speaker 5: a dance episode. That's a big bitch. That's a big bitch.
Speaker 5: Why are we playing this song? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was just fun to go out on his Caddyshack
Speaker 3: and Caddy Shack Gopher and we were I don't know
Speaker 3: why it came into my head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll come into your head. I love it.
Speaker 5: Had well, happy birthday, Thank you
Speaker 2: Guys, and I'll repost you guys.