WEBVTT - Ep 251: Gavin. Rossdale.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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<v Speaker 1>show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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<v Speaker 1>bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

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<v Speaker 2>This is important.

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<v Speaker 3>I deep throated some hot dogs and I was so

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<v Speaker 3>good at it.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was that? Nobody that just made me come standing here?

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<v Speaker 3>Goddamn huge, fucking flawless dude. He's the perfect meat mountain.

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<v Speaker 2>Buckle up.

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<v Speaker 4>Who yeah, baby day.

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<v Speaker 3>Honors home everybody, Thank you, Adam, thank you, Blay Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, dude, how does it feel to celebrate?

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<v Speaker 2>What is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you?

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<v Speaker 3>Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Forty four?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Forty four dude, damn you You're oldest dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think all of us are going to make

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<v Speaker 2>it to sixty nine?

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<v Speaker 5>Dude? I hope So.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about it in the shower the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope, Oh I make it to sixty nine?

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<v Speaker 5>Idly all you know, living to sixty nine in the shower?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye?

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<v Speaker 5>Why whine? I'm you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I was more thinking about how we had a character

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<v Speaker 3>on Workaholics called sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, wait, did we who was who was that? It was?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what episode it was, but we like

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<v Speaker 3>asked the dude, what how old he is and he

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<v Speaker 3>says he's sixty nine, and we like flip out and

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<v Speaker 3>we're like, oh you're sixty nine, man, And I was

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<v Speaker 3>just like.

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<v Speaker 5>God, that is good television right there. Ye man, boy,

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<v Speaker 5>our show is so good. Our show is so I.

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<v Speaker 2>Might have to do a rewatch.

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<v Speaker 5>God damn. Yeah, we should go back and rewatch man.

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<v Speaker 5>You know it would be fun. Maybe we do a

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<v Speaker 5>companion podcast and that would be fun, and we just

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<v Speaker 5>do a rewatch. That would be fun, really fun. That

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<v Speaker 5>could be really cool winning. Look what we just did, dude, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we just gave ourselves another job. Holy shit.

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<v Speaker 2>And do we do it as characters have never seen

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<v Speaker 2>the show before and the US and essentially talk about

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<v Speaker 2>how good and funny it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we do like super in depth character dives and

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<v Speaker 3>then we watch it, but.

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<v Speaker 2>We dress as like Jen Alpha's and we're like, we're.

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<v Speaker 6>Gonna watch this show. We heard it's funny, our dads

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<v Speaker 6>used to watch it.

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<v Speaker 3>We're like, I hear it's Ohio, but it could be

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<v Speaker 3>skimmity toilet.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah I'm not sure. Yeah, Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Two minutes in feeling pretty riskful, a lot of rizs

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<v Speaker 6>ariz on this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all riz up I feel like the Rizzler when

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<v Speaker 3>I got to the end of the episode, this.

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<v Speaker 5>One's fine boom.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys have seen these podcasts with like tweens, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, dude, the food Guy, Food Boys. Baby.

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<v Speaker 3>They are so much better than us at podcasting. It's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 5>It actually really kind of disappoints me because they're so talented.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait. Sorry, I'm just talking about like random like kids

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<v Speaker 2>that are have like microphones and sit around on like

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<v Speaker 2>the couch and the basement and they're like.

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<v Speaker 6>What'd you think of the new fucking Star Wars movie?

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<v Speaker 3>You're probably talking about these guys. Yes, it's like these

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<v Speaker 3>three kids. Okay, no, I think there's five of them.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, they're You're right.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're like fully articulate youngsters.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, and they they these these kids sit around and

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<v Speaker 5>they just talk about food. It's very food based. And

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<v Speaker 5>they're like, so, what is your favorite burger? Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 5>would say McDonald's. McDonald's is my favorite burger. You have

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<v Speaker 5>you had five guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think this is the Yeah have you had

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<v Speaker 2>five guys? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, five guys? Pretty good. Yeah, it's and that's all

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<v Speaker 5>it is. And it's incredibly better than anything that we've

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<v Speaker 5>ever done. It's incredible. It's so pure.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. As an adult, you're like very bored by

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<v Speaker 2>their conversations, but like for them and kids their age,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, these are the conversations they're having.

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<v Speaker 3>Adams just like fucking chomping at the bit, like what

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<v Speaker 3>they're gonna say next.

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<v Speaker 2>The things we talk about are really entertaining and important.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, I mean, we're obviously very this is all very important.

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<v Speaker 3>But yes, yeah, yeah, we're like a news We're basically

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<v Speaker 3>a news fucking channel, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know, sometimes I feel like when you listen

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<v Speaker 5>to us, it's we get so heady, and we so

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<v Speaker 5>get in the weeds with these topics. You need a

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<v Speaker 5>reprieve from that, and so you go over to the

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<v Speaker 5>food boys and you just hear them talk about like

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<v Speaker 5>their favorite types of cheese and what and what they

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<v Speaker 5>like cheese on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's it's well established that, like you don't

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<v Speaker 2>even really get our episodes until three four five listens

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<v Speaker 2>in oh yeah of the same episode.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah. Lists. It's very dense. It's very very dense, superheady,

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<v Speaker 5>super dense.

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<v Speaker 2>It's dense in a way that other podcasts aren't dense.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we're very specifically dense exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>But those guys, those guys are surface level and I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like they appeal to to so Oh they're incredible,

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<v Speaker 3>they're so good.

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<v Speaker 5>And what is crazy is their podcast gets I want

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<v Speaker 5>to say, hundreds of millions. It's it's them and Rogan

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<v Speaker 5>right now, battling for supremacy. Yeah, I believe in my world,

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<v Speaker 5>according to my algorithm, that's what's happening. No, you're right,

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<v Speaker 5>you are right, you are right. SmartLess has dropped.

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<v Speaker 3>They are making private jet money, their own cruise ship

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<v Speaker 3>type money, and what are they going to do with it?

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<v Speaker 5>Imagine the food they're going to have on.

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<v Speaker 2>The Okay, no, no, no, these guys are they're done that.

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<v Speaker 2>One of them will die war twenty I hate to

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<v Speaker 2>be this guy, but one of them is gonna die

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<v Speaker 2>on for twenty on for twenty.

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<v Speaker 5>One of the food boys. You know what which sucks.

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<v Speaker 5>We're not giving them flowers. I know these are children,

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<v Speaker 5>where these are children. We're not trying to put this

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<v Speaker 5>on them.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell I'm warning them, I'm warning them.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, oh smoke, Hey, theirs is really wise. He's

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<v Speaker 3>giving some wisdom on his birthday. You're saying they're making

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<v Speaker 3>PJ money. Who's in charge of this money?

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<v Speaker 5>Man? Yeah, yeah, that's true. You think their dad, who's

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<v Speaker 5>doing a bunch of cocaine?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the tails all the time. These parents better

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<v Speaker 2>be realing them in. That's all I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 3>Their parents are pocketing all the money. They're not getting

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<v Speaker 3>any of the money. That doesn't help you guys get

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<v Speaker 3>these sort of videos, these algorithmic sort of is this

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<v Speaker 3>what your algorithm is pushing?

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't this mean white power?

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's loose. Buttole No, I'm just going, oh, he's

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<v Speaker 5>a tally. You're not doing a white power or I'm

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<v Speaker 5>just saying with talking with my hands on where they

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<v Speaker 5>say it's like, you know, some big star Timothy Challame

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<v Speaker 5>made eighteen million dollars this year, and then it shows

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<v Speaker 5>an unboxing video kid and he made like forty eight

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<v Speaker 5>million dollars this year. And then it shows, you know, whatever,

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<v Speaker 5>Sidney Sweeney and she made twelve million dollars this year

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<v Speaker 5>or whatever it is, right, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Our algorithms are different. Mine is just Sidney Sweeney.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, dude. And then it shows like another little kid

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<v Speaker 5>that you've never heard of, and they're like, they made

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<v Speaker 5>eighty seven million dollars. Aren't you a fucking idiot for

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<v Speaker 5>being an actor? And then essentially it's make automated YouTube

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<v Speaker 5>posts and you two can can make hundreds of thousands

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<v Speaker 5>of dollars a month. Do you guys get that at all?

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<v Speaker 5>What is my algorithm telling you? I think telling you

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<v Speaker 5>to cash out? Bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I think that you have I think you have

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<v Speaker 2>different aspirations that seem to be monetary, and I guess

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<v Speaker 2>so you give a fuck?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, that's and maybe it's time to start switching

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<v Speaker 3>over embracing the future.

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<v Speaker 5>There's there's new ways.

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<v Speaker 2>But also these kids, their audience is their age, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's a different way to monetize themselves. Whereas our demo we.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't have that. We didn't have that when we were seven.

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<v Speaker 5>We couldn't just unbox videos.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're like, but we're between it. We're between them,

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<v Speaker 2>Like we came in to make movies and TV as

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<v Speaker 2>they were dying, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Then that was stupid of us.

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<v Speaker 2>When the Internet took off, we had already like made

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<v Speaker 2>the leap and invested in TV and movies. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 2>and guys, we're fucked.

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<v Speaker 5>We're streaked. That's why.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why we're miserable. That's why we're dead broke.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody's fuck AI, AI, this is I'm glad we're talking

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<v Speaker 3>about this.

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<v Speaker 5>This is important. This is a news podcast, so that's

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<v Speaker 5>it's important. You dance, very, very heavy, very dance. I

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<v Speaker 5>will say the new Google it's unreal Google. Well the

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<v Speaker 5>new Google video. AI, I don't know this. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 5>a there's a video of these two people. They look

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<v Speaker 5>like just people. They look exactly like people, like humans,

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<v Speaker 5>like humans, human people, human people. Blake, are you following,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not just making we're on the same page.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, he's had too many Sierra Nevadas.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and they are good. They're going down smooth. I

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<v Speaker 5>love that green can.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So they look just like and then you're able to

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<v Speaker 5>put in the prompt like they're on a train in

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<v Speaker 5>the nineteen thirties and they're talking with each other, and

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<v Speaker 5>then they're you know, in the future, and then they're wherever,

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<v Speaker 5>and it looks perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks perfect, it looks it looks real, looks real. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like you write a script. They say the words, the words.

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<v Speaker 2>They are saying become expressed on their face also and

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<v Speaker 2>like their body language. Yeah, so like you can say,

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<v Speaker 2>like have them talk about white supremacy and they'll just

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<v Speaker 2>start doing this, Blake, So like that's something you would do, right.

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<v Speaker 3>What No, I'm gonna make them fuck each other for sure, though,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's the ultimate white supremacy.

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<v Speaker 5>Doesn't turn into a porno immediately, dude. Well, and you know,

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<v Speaker 5>and you know Google. You know Google's not going to

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<v Speaker 5>allow that, which sucks, but there's gonna be there's going

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<v Speaker 5>to be off as soon as it becomes possible that

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<v Speaker 5>that some fucking guy in the valley.

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<v Speaker 3>See Adam, I know where you're going. We gotta get

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<v Speaker 3>ahead of that. We gotta be the poster boys for that.

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<v Speaker 2>We should talk to these guys.

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<v Speaker 5>We gotta be the leaders of gay eye poster boys.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>We gotta be gay iye where you can make all gay.

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<v Speaker 2>I Did you just say gay?

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<v Speaker 5>Iye?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say gay? I? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I did? She did? And he's just why, hey, Blake,

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<v Speaker 5>why gay? Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's like it's like, Okay, how many text reads

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<v Speaker 3>are you on where it's just like you and your boys,

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<v Speaker 3>and how sick would it be if you could load

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<v Speaker 3>up videos of you just blaze in your bros.

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<v Speaker 5>Like that's cool, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Like as a joke, Like I load up and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like you, I've found this video of you guys fucking

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<v Speaker 3>each other.

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<v Speaker 5>This is fucking cool, dude. Yeah, that's cool. That's funny.

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<v Speaker 2>You give us like micro penises, giving yourself like a

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<v Speaker 2>double like super thick double dick.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Well, I mean for sure, for sure. Now it's fun.

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<v Speaker 5>It's fun you're having with your bros. Now that you

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<v Speaker 5>stepped it out, and because of how danse our podcast is,

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<v Speaker 5>now that I really see.

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<v Speaker 3>It, you'll get it on the fourth listen, brother Trush.

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<v Speaker 5>I understand what you're saying, but I think there is

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<v Speaker 5>maybe more of a market for just straight but just.

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<v Speaker 2>A slippery slow or both.

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<v Speaker 5>You could do whatever. I disagree. I disagree.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I see where Adam's coming from. But just

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<v Speaker 2>back to what Blake's talking about. I do think it's promising,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's also slippery slow because how much time are

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<v Speaker 2>you spending like developing these videos of you fucking your boys? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and what e fact does that have on you? Like

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<v Speaker 2>the next time you see them in person and then

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<v Speaker 2>dap them up, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Bro, I'm already kind of there with like And also

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<v Speaker 3>the way Blake said blazing that really.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, we're going to commercial.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we're gonna keep it right here. Let's keep

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<v Speaker 5>it locked.

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<v Speaker 3>No, dude, I'm just I'm already there with what you're

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<v Speaker 3>speaking of. Like when you watch so much videos of

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<v Speaker 3>like your friends like having sex with each other, it

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<v Speaker 3>starts to infiltrate the way you see them.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm already kind of there.

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<v Speaker 3>Like imagine, I'm sure you are with like face swap,

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<v Speaker 3>because there's lots of face swapping, and I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>taking images into face swap.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, dude, if you look up Adam divine like fucking

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<v Speaker 5>a dude or something, which I'm always doing, right, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>always doing that, but it will pop up Adam.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam's like, I don't understand my algorithm. It's all like

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<v Speaker 2>see in the richest and then all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 5>Me getting getting blaze.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not your guys algorithm. No.

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<v Speaker 5>Some people have sent me like weird gay porno, and

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<v Speaker 5>I've looked it up. It's like Adam Divine porno, and

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<v Speaker 5>I have those images saved. I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 2>See, and why do they have them or why they

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<v Speaker 2>where did they get them? How they find them?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it was just a facewak. Yeah, it's just a

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<v Speaker 5>little face swak. You could look that up.

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<v Speaker 3>I have I have them saved from a long time ago.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's yeah, it's a Google away for sure. They're

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<v Speaker 3>very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure you guys are also, let's look up funny. Hey. Well,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna warn you right now, Adam, there.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a a gay porn star named Blake Anderson, so

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<v Speaker 3>do be careful with that one.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm careful not to have too good of a time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean there's nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wrote gay. Maybe that's not explicit enough, because

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<v Speaker 3>then it is. I just wrote Aunders home gay and

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<v Speaker 3>it's just a lot of photos of your face.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just it just said, yes, yes, Google, gosh, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you what do.

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<v Speaker 5>You write porno?

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<v Speaker 3>He said, uh huh, okay, wow, you are you're some

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<v Speaker 3>some murky waters.

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<v Speaker 5>There's not it's it's it's you getting your asshole eating

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<v Speaker 5>out in that one movie.

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<v Speaker 2>By the dog oh top five.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but I'm not seeing any Yeah, I'm not seeing

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<v Speaker 5>that was just ass play. That was straight ass play though.

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<v Speaker 5>That's fine, but.

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<v Speaker 2>He turned out to be gay though. That was the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing, is like she caught me with a guy

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<v Speaker 2>and then she explained it and she's like, one time

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<v Speaker 2>he did like me to eat his booty out her

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<v Speaker 2>finger and then she put like hot sauce on my asshole.

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<v Speaker 5>Can't they just give us a win?

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<v Speaker 2>That was a good movie, so funny.

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<v Speaker 5>What was that movie called again?

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<v Speaker 3>That was a Top five? Top five five? It was

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<v Speaker 3>very funny. There's a very funny reveal in that movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, oh yeah there was leg Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like blown away. I did not see it coming

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<v Speaker 3>at all. I don't want to spoil it, but there's

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<v Speaker 3>a reveal that just your jaw drops. I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>not enough people saw Top five, which really sucks.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree. Do you get stopped at all ever?

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<v Speaker 2>For that movie? You know the last the last time

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<v Speaker 2>it was brought up was when I just spoke in

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<v Speaker 2>my high school graduation. They're like last season that. They're like,

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<v Speaker 2>he's in Top five. Oh okay, sick Evanston.

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<v Speaker 5>Evanston knows how to rap. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>They get it. And I was like, yeah, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>you could bring up the movie where I get my

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<v Speaker 2>asshole filled with hot sauce. You could do that?

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<v Speaker 5>You imagine? Did they mentioned game over man? Or they

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<v Speaker 5>skipped over that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Skipped over over man?

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<v Speaker 5>The one?

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<v Speaker 3>The one you wrote you I'm sorry kind of weirdard?

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<v Speaker 5>How how did that go? That was recently right?

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<v Speaker 2>There was a couple of weeks ago, went well, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for asking.

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<v Speaker 5>Did we talked about it on the Yeah? Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 5>almost what I like.

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<v Speaker 2>To say, what we touched on it?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry twice. I gotta get on my fourth one

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<v Speaker 5>to really Yeah, it's too dense. You got to listen

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<v Speaker 5>at least four times. Yeah, that's right. Okay, I'm starting

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<v Speaker 5>to remember now.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you guys listen to it your speech? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I did not watch the I'm just too busy

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<v Speaker 5>looking up honors honors home getting railed by his friends. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>too busy getting blazed.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, there's some there's some wisdom.

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<v Speaker 3>In there by his homeboys told me there's one site

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<v Speaker 3>for it, gay, I I'm telling you I dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's so. Here's the question. If if a video of

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<v Speaker 2>me getting blazed by my friends went went wildly viral? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and and was and made me more known or more famous. Sure, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>than anything I've ever done. And then I had to

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<v Speaker 2>do a graduation speech. Do you think they'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>you might know him for from this movie, that TV show,

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<v Speaker 2>you definitely know him from Blazed by his Hobies give

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<v Speaker 2>it up and that's when the crowd.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if they would mention it, but I

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<v Speaker 5>think like it would be like a lot of knowing

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<v Speaker 5>glances and a lot of like the principal, maybe dapping

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<v Speaker 5>you up one too many times.

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<v Speaker 2>Showing right like and and and we don't need to

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<v Speaker 2>bring this up, but will when? At what point do

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<v Speaker 2>you think Kim Kardashian cleared the bar okay of the

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<v Speaker 2>sex tape not being the thing people think about first?

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<v Speaker 5>How you know that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's an interesting stat I think it's all monetary.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's all monetary.

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<v Speaker 2>And by the clear of the bar, I mean rage a.

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<v Speaker 3>Huge his long jump stick of the cock dude or

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<v Speaker 3>pull vault.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's all monetary. I think once she became

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<v Speaker 5>like worth two hundred and fifty million dollars or whatever

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<v Speaker 5>the number was, like some hundreds of millions of dollars,

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<v Speaker 5>then people suddenly gave it the pass at what.

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<v Speaker 2>Position on your list of people.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when in the algo does she start popping up?

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<v Speaker 3>Not for the porn, not for pornos.

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<v Speaker 2>So you have to make a quarter billion dollars for

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<v Speaker 2>everybody to think you got absolutely just swell, that's fall.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm still gonna said that he's losing what for four

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<v Speaker 5>He didn't make it, he didn't make it A sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess you gotta make a quarter billion before

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<v Speaker 2>people forget. Yeah, you can really dome out a true pipe.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, those videos were pretty legendary. She was.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I will say, I think it's it's

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<v Speaker 3>to scale. I think her performance in her video was

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<v Speaker 3>so good it's hard for people to forget what they saw.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, she mastered it.

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<v Speaker 2>But my point is we have though we're past it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're past it.

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<v Speaker 5>We have we are because she did make so much money.

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<v Speaker 3>But if like I dropped a sex tape where you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I was, did my normal performance, I think it would

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<v Speaker 3>I think it would be forgotten pretty quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're being self deprecating. Yeah, I got a.

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<v Speaker 5>Throw it down?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we doing a sack cam on you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I agree. I agree with Blake. I've I've been just

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<v Speaker 5>through a very thin wall as Blake's fucking and it

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't sound like anything seething.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, okay, come on, come on, dude, it doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 3>like much.

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<v Speaker 5>Then it's not about sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people really throw it down very silently, very silently,

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<v Speaker 3>like it's like kind of a kink.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like you do hear some noises. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know if it's exactly silent.

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<v Speaker 2>Blake puts a hand over his own mouth, and it's like.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so silent you you kind of don't hear anything happening, right,

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<v Speaker 3>And you're like.

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<v Speaker 5>It sounds like sleeping, right, that's weird.

0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:32.240
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>When when she when she moans, it sounds like snorting.

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<v Speaker 5>It's really weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Sleep attack.

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<v Speaker 5>Couldn't know it sounds like thats like it sounds like

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<v Speaker 5>Blake whispering. Okay, And when we leave the room, just

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<v Speaker 5>say that we had sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you promise me?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, I promise, No way, bro, When I yo, when

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<v Speaker 8>I fu, when I it sound like sleep apnea, dog,

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<v Speaker 8>I put her on the sea, pat Bro, don't worry

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<v Speaker 8>about that.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, I don't even I don't even know what

0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:04.440
<v Speaker 5>that means exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>She walks out the bedroom like her foot's asleep.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, bro Tingley, I leave it.

0:20:08.720 --> 0:20:11.159
<v Speaker 2>To like her whole body, like her whole body's asleep,

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<v Speaker 2>because she definitely just took a nap.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to party. It's like I fell asleep

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<v Speaker 5>on her arm. Dude, Just pretend that we had sex

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<v Speaker 5>and then we go out and be like, oh, that

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<v Speaker 5>was really good. I just had really good sex.

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<v Speaker 7>Actually, tell Adam, tell Adam.

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<v Speaker 2>What does hawk Tua have to do to not be

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<v Speaker 2>hawk Tua anymore? Like when she gives her graduation speech.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, I think she's gonna have to make hundreds of

0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:48.040
<v Speaker 5>It's like to step me outside, girl?

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<v Speaker 3>How about that? Catch me outside? Oh yeah that's science.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah they catched me outside girl?

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<v Speaker 5>How about that? I think? Like, I mean, she still

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<v Speaker 5>is that, but that has worn off because she's now

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<v Speaker 5>worth hundreds of millions of dollars and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an only only fans thing, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do believe she made her money that way.

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<v Speaker 3>She's also a hip hop artist.

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<v Speaker 2>She's also got cancer.

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<v Speaker 5>What I waited a minute?

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<v Speaker 2>Old, I think she's got some situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she's doing a lot, but I don't she's doing

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<v Speaker 3>a lot like I was gonna make a joke.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's really sad, Adam.

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<v Speaker 2>You were going to say about this young woman dealing

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<v Speaker 2>with cancer? Good?

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<v Speaker 5>What is her name? Names like Vicky or something? What

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<v Speaker 5>is it?

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's Vicky, Not whoa VICKI that's a different that's

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<v Speaker 3>a different girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's also outside.

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<v Speaker 5>It's what's her name? Bad Barbie?

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<v Speaker 2>Bad baby? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I always say bad Barbie. I don't know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it's too bad Okay, okay, yes, so now she's just

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<v Speaker 5>bad baby. Yeah, well she's no longer catch me outside?

0:21:52.320 --> 0:21:55.639
<v Speaker 5>How about that? Is she you love? I think so,

0:21:55.800 --> 0:21:58.439
<v Speaker 5>I think she's gone past. I think I think I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>At forty four. I think I'm right outside of the

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<v Speaker 2>demo where people you are would definitely know when you

0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:06.000
<v Speaker 2>say bad baby. But if you said bad baby, I'd go,

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<v Speaker 2>who is that again? And you'd say, cash me outside.

0:22:08.400 --> 0:22:11.639
<v Speaker 5>Kick me out? How about dad? Yeah? What a legend?

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<v Speaker 2>Has anybody ever caught her outside?

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<v Speaker 5>She's earned more than fifty million dollars, which was initially

0:22:16.520 --> 0:22:21.000
<v Speaker 5>met with skepticism, but then she proved that she earns

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<v Speaker 5>like almost one point five million dollars a month on OnlyFans.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I mean, and what is she doing on OnlyFans.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I've never looked at OnlyFans.

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<v Speaker 2>But I haven't either.

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't either. I refuse. This makes me want to go, like,

0:22:38.119 --> 0:22:41.240
<v Speaker 5>what what is the big whoop do you do? But

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<v Speaker 5>you know what it's gonna be. It's gonna be like

0:22:43.480 --> 0:22:46.359
<v Speaker 5>you do it, and then it's hard to cancel because

0:22:46.359 --> 0:22:49.399
<v Speaker 5>you probably have to read an email. Oh it's like

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<v Speaker 5>a gym membership or something. And then suddenly you've looked

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<v Speaker 5>at a few a few different pages and suddenly you're

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<v Speaker 5>paying like a you know, fifteen hundred dollars month. That

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<v Speaker 5>is a good point, Adam.

0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:04.920
<v Speaker 2>You're roped into like a peloton type thing for some

0:23:04.960 --> 0:23:07.919
<v Speaker 2>girls that can shoot breakfroot top of her coaching.

0:23:08.000 --> 0:23:11.679
<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, ping pump ball is great. It seems worth it.

0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:12.719
<v Speaker 5>That seems worth it.

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<v Speaker 3>What is this twenty eight thousand dollars a month you're

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<v Speaker 3>spending on some website like.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam and Adam, Adam, this is what you say? You go, honey, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>she has cancer.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a foundation.

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<v Speaker 2>You go, I know, I know how this looks. I

0:23:30.880 --> 0:23:32.960
<v Speaker 2>know how this looks. She's got cancer.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, and maybe you maybe you.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to stand by the side and watch this happen

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<v Speaker 2>to a young woman with a near perfect racked. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stand by.

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<v Speaker 5>No, we can't. We can't stand. I'm not gonna let

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<v Speaker 5>it win college.

0:23:47.760 --> 0:23:50.040
<v Speaker 2>The kids don't need to go to college anymore. AI,

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<v Speaker 2>it's different. We're not saving this money.

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<v Speaker 5>There should be a different only fans that is specifically

0:23:55.400 --> 0:23:59.199
<v Speaker 5>with only cancer. Yes, that they all have cancer, only cancer.

0:23:59.359 --> 0:24:01.280
<v Speaker 5>Then you could go as.

0:24:01.080 --> 0:24:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Long as there's a league for gay This is better

0:24:05.200 --> 0:24:06.119
<v Speaker 3>than the dark web.

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:08.760
<v Speaker 5>This is the lightweb. This is this is this is

0:24:08.760 --> 0:24:11.000
<v Speaker 5>the future here, because then you're just supporting you're just

0:24:11.040 --> 0:24:14.080
<v Speaker 5>supporting people with cancer, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Hey, Luigi Manoni, Yeah, maybe this is what you

0:24:18.160 --> 0:24:20.600
<v Speaker 2>should have done instead of sucking shooting somebody in the

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<v Speaker 2>back and now you're in jail.

0:24:22.359 --> 0:24:23.000
<v Speaker 5>Now you're in jail.

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Bozo getting blazed by your friends.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, he's damn.

0:24:29.080 --> 0:24:34.360
<v Speaker 3>He's probably sports he's a hot commodity. What I mean,

0:24:37.359 --> 0:24:40.560
<v Speaker 3>what's the likelihood of him currently being blazed.

0:24:40.880 --> 0:24:41.600
<v Speaker 5>It's pretty high.

0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:45.959
<v Speaker 2>Think he's getting and by the way, he's jacked. He's jacked, right,

0:24:46.160 --> 0:24:49.680
<v Speaker 2>so he probably thinks he's gonna survive. No, not you're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to survive.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are And we've all had the fantasy of like,

0:24:54.280 --> 0:24:56.160
<v Speaker 2>well I would just I would if they put their

0:24:56.160 --> 0:24:58.199
<v Speaker 2>dick in my face, I'll just bite their deck off. No, no,

0:24:58.280 --> 0:24:58.760
<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't.

0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:02.480
<v Speaker 5>It's science. You would it, dude, you would, because you.

0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Just make your eyes that there's and there's that too.

0:25:08.160 --> 0:25:10.879
<v Speaker 5>They're gonna make you swallow it whole hold it in

0:25:10.960 --> 0:25:14.480
<v Speaker 5>there for a while. Wow. Yeah, I thought I'd be

0:25:14.520 --> 0:25:15.879
<v Speaker 5>so good at it.

0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:16.480
<v Speaker 2>It's a shame.

0:25:16.840 --> 0:25:17.600
<v Speaker 5>It's a bagel.

0:25:17.840 --> 0:25:18.439
<v Speaker 2>It's a shame.

0:25:18.560 --> 0:25:20.960
<v Speaker 5>It's a shame that you will never cut your commercial,

0:25:21.359 --> 0:25:22.160
<v Speaker 5>cut your commercial.

0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:25.760
<v Speaker 2>I think we're gonna keep right here.

0:25:27.440 --> 0:25:29.520
<v Speaker 5>There you go. Brother, we're out of God and we're

0:25:29.560 --> 0:25:33.720
<v Speaker 5>back and we're back. Thank God, Oh thank god. Yeah

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:36.120
<v Speaker 5>that's wild, dude, But you were.

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Just you were just talking about you though I would be.

0:25:42.880 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 5>I would be. But yeah, I think we covered that

0:25:46.119 --> 0:25:49.200
<v Speaker 5>real early on in the pot. We could revisit it.

0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:53.240
<v Speaker 2>I feel like on Workaholics, you blew something quite zealously.

0:25:53.640 --> 0:25:56.800
<v Speaker 3>I ate, I deep throated some hot dogs, and I

0:25:56.960 --> 0:25:59.399
<v Speaker 3>was so good at it. The hot dog just slid,

0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:04.560
<v Speaker 3>the glassy slid right down the throat and That's why

0:26:04.640 --> 0:26:08.280
<v Speaker 3>if you write Adam Devine getting blazed by his homies,

0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:09.879
<v Speaker 3>a lot of things pop up.

0:26:09.960 --> 0:26:13.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's not you getting blazed pizza with your friends. No,

0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:18.240
<v Speaker 5>it's plays pizza thing. Absolutely, is that Lebron's pizza? Yes?

0:26:19.880 --> 0:26:22.560
<v Speaker 5>Is that still going well? I do not think it is.

0:26:22.680 --> 0:26:25.360
<v Speaker 5>I remember it being like the thing and then.

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:28.520
<v Speaker 3>It's a it's a choose your own topping, like you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like counter style.

0:26:30.119 --> 0:26:32.720
<v Speaker 5>But then the thing is it's wildly fast. It's like

0:26:32.760 --> 0:26:35.399
<v Speaker 5>I want this, this, this, this, this, and then it's like boom.

0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:38.520
<v Speaker 5>The oven is very hot. That hence the blaze.

0:26:38.720 --> 0:26:41.879
<v Speaker 2>I had it like two years ago and it and

0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:45.080
<v Speaker 2>this is not me shitting on every blaze experience, sure,

0:26:45.200 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 2>especially the ones blazed. Blake talks about day goodbye and

0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:52.280
<v Speaker 2>it was it was so bad my kids said we

0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:53.480
<v Speaker 2>should never come back here.

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:54.520
<v Speaker 5>What.

0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:57.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh see, my my dad loves it because it has

0:26:57.960 --> 0:26:59.879
<v Speaker 3>a good gluten free crust.

0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:02.959
<v Speaker 5>So there is that almost like everywhere. I love I

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:05.240
<v Speaker 5>loved him. I didn't know. Uh, I didn't know he

0:27:05.320 --> 0:27:05.800
<v Speaker 5>was a bitch.

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:06.440
<v Speaker 2>What's on?

0:27:06.720 --> 0:27:10.560
<v Speaker 5>What the hell? Bro? You watch out? Come on man,

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:11.119
<v Speaker 5>I'll come for you.

0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:11.720
<v Speaker 2>Sup.

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<v Speaker 5>I loved him. I loved him. Uh does he is?

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:17.160
<v Speaker 5>He does he have a gluten allergy or what's going

0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:20.159
<v Speaker 5>on there? Yeah? He does? Man, what's it?

0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 3>And then my aunt has like Celiac disease or whatever.

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:26.360
<v Speaker 3>It's like really fucked up. Can't have no gluten at all.

0:27:26.520 --> 0:27:27.400
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't seem fun.

0:27:28.040 --> 0:27:31.879
<v Speaker 5>And what is gluten? Because my assistance she's she's gluten free.

0:27:32.280 --> 0:27:34.239
<v Speaker 5>I never know what she can eat it or what

0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 5>she can't eat. Everything that I'm going to order, she's like,

0:27:37.840 --> 0:27:40.280
<v Speaker 5>well that's I can't eat that. And I'm like, are

0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:41.439
<v Speaker 5>you fucking kidding me?

0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 2>Here's my thing? Isn't a thing where like we're all

0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:48.679
<v Speaker 2>gluten in tolerant? Yeah, like we shouldn't be eating it,

0:27:48.720 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 2>and some people are just worse off than others. Ah

0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:52.920
<v Speaker 2>chiming in.

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<v Speaker 5>So gluten is a protein found in certain grains, including wheat, barley,

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:03.760
<v Speaker 5>and rye. So that means he can't enjoy uh Sierra

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 5>Nevada pale ale.

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:07.040
<v Speaker 3>Well, see that's the thing, and that's why my dad

0:28:07.119 --> 0:28:09.880
<v Speaker 3>is a g He will every now and then crack

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:12.119
<v Speaker 3>a beer, but he knows as soon as he starts

0:28:12.200 --> 0:28:14.720
<v Speaker 3>drinking the beer he's going straight to diarrheat.

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:18.960
<v Speaker 5>Back to the oh it's it's diarrheatomic. So then just

0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:22.680
<v Speaker 5>then does he pivot to just alcohol but I mean grains?

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:28.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like I believe Tito's is like a gluten alcohol.

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:34.480
<v Speaker 5>There are options out there. Okay, so he's fine, Yeah

0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:37.240
<v Speaker 5>he could drink, Yeah he can, he can drink. He

0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:39.480
<v Speaker 5>can still get blast Okay, thank god, thank god.

0:28:39.640 --> 0:28:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that the whole fact though? Like that none of

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:44.120
<v Speaker 2>this ship's good for any of us, right, Like bread

0:28:44.240 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 2>is like bad for you, processed like grains are not

0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:48.600
<v Speaker 2>good for you.

0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 5>Right, so what what is like a good carb chocolate milk? Okay? Cool?

0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 5>Hell yeah, hell yeah? Like vegetables. You know, I did

0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:02.120
<v Speaker 5>actually hear that all vegetables are bad for you. Shut

0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:04.880
<v Speaker 5>the fuck up. That's not true. I know the person

0:29:04.880 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 5>who told me. I told him to shut the fuck up, man,

0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:08.360
<v Speaker 5>shut the fuck up.

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Raw just means fresh uncoming.

0:29:10.520 --> 0:29:13.360
<v Speaker 5>Now they were Now what did that person's neck look like?

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 5>Who told you it was kind? Was it real droopy?

0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 5>It was super droopy? Dude? Yeah?

0:29:18.520 --> 0:29:21.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, they're like, actually vegetables are bad for you.

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 5>Food is actually better for you than vegetables.

0:29:25.800 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm actually this macaroni and cheese ball is

0:29:29.040 --> 0:29:32.040
<v Speaker 3>actually way better than a raw egg plant.

0:29:32.120 --> 0:29:33.000
<v Speaker 2>These are vitamins.

0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 5>We went to a nice steakhouse. My family was in

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 5>town and we went to a nice steakhouse, Louis by

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 5>the Bay.

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:43.840
<v Speaker 3>It's a great steakhouse in Newport Beach and we went

0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:47.480
<v Speaker 3>there last night and I had some mac and cheese.

0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:49.640
<v Speaker 3>I will say it was one of the best mules

0:29:49.760 --> 0:29:51.360
<v Speaker 3>I've had in years.

0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:53.920
<v Speaker 5>I love when that happened. It was awesome.

0:29:55.160 --> 0:29:57.760
<v Speaker 3>Every every that chef was back there just cooking. I've

0:29:57.800 --> 0:29:58.960
<v Speaker 3>never been the type of guy.

0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:00.480
<v Speaker 2>The chef's back to cooking.

0:30:00.600 --> 0:30:01.960
<v Speaker 5>No, but not cooking.

0:30:02.320 --> 0:30:05.320
<v Speaker 3>Not cooking, Yeah, you know, because he's cooking, but his

0:30:05.560 --> 0:30:10.040
<v Speaker 3>cop he's in his bag, he's cooking. Yeah, everybody's mill.

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 3>But we had mac and cheese with the crumbles on

0:30:13.440 --> 0:30:15.000
<v Speaker 3>top and the bacon in it.

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:20.280
<v Speaker 5>It was ooey gooey. Oh, it was very good, very.

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:21.280
<v Speaker 2>So you guys all just had mac and cheese.

0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 5>I ordered it for the table. No one wanted it

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 5>because been there.

0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:29.560
<v Speaker 3>My dad gets his stomach issues. My mom like eats

0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 3>like a like a little squirrel. Chloe doesn't really fuck

0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:34.200
<v Speaker 3>with mac and cheese.

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:38.360
<v Speaker 5>And then and then my assistant is gluten free bo

0:30:39.120 --> 0:30:42.320
<v Speaker 5>sort of liked it. But he's fifteen.

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Months and he was just like, I don't know, He's like,

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:46.720
<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of just you just look like he was

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:48.760
<v Speaker 3>shitting the whole time. Like he kept just going like

0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 3>and squeezing to where we're like, he's for sure shitting,

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:54.680
<v Speaker 3>And then we checked his diaper. The guy wasn't shitting.

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 3>He just was holding his breadth till he turned red

0:30:57.360 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 3>and then laughing because he did.

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 2>That again again for his age.

0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 5>Very funny, It was very funny. It was a funny

0:31:04.600 --> 0:31:05.200
<v Speaker 5>bit that he was doing.

0:31:05.320 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Also, I feel like you do that. I feel like

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 2>that's something you do to be.

0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:10.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, he takes after me. Yes, but then

0:31:10.440 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 5>no one was taking was eating this mac and cheese

0:31:12.640 --> 0:31:14.440
<v Speaker 5>and I don't even know why I'm talking about it.

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:16.640
<v Speaker 5>I think you mentioned mac and cheese balls and I

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:19.960
<v Speaker 5>just was like, I've got to tell my story, dude,

0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:21.720
<v Speaker 5>some to talk about stuff.

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:25.560
<v Speaker 2>And in the meantime, woolfing of something funny to have on.

0:31:25.880 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 3>Well, Hey, I love mac and cheese. Don't get me wrong,

0:31:28.800 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm a huge fan. I got the Blue Box Blue

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:34.280
<v Speaker 3>I'll never I'll never get you wrong.

0:31:34.320 --> 0:31:36.480
<v Speaker 2>But see, I told you we'd come up with something funny,

0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:37.200
<v Speaker 2>nice place.

0:31:37.440 --> 0:31:40.760
<v Speaker 5>Now we're turning into that little kid podcast. I think

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:45.280
<v Speaker 5>my probably my favorite mac and cheese is Melvida.

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 6>Oh, Melvita's tra what there's Lvito's bomb dot Com? No way, dude,

0:31:51.960 --> 0:31:56.600
<v Speaker 6>it's so good, dude, it's hocked. It's so rich. It's

0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 6>not even real cheese.

0:31:57.760 --> 0:31:58.080
<v Speaker 5>Dude.

0:31:58.160 --> 0:32:00.880
<v Speaker 6>I'm okay, I'm reading the ingredients right here, any ingreans.

0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:01.360
<v Speaker 5>Dude.

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 6>There's like no words you can pronounce on here. Like

0:32:04.000 --> 0:32:06.320
<v Speaker 6>that tells you right off the bat it's not healthy.

0:32:06.480 --> 0:32:09.280
<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, where's it even? What do you know

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:10.000
<v Speaker 6>about health?

0:32:10.000 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 5>You fed?

0:32:10.480 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 3>Fuck?

0:32:10.960 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 5>What the hell? You're grounded?

0:32:13.440 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 6>We're all nine years old, Our body fat is six.

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:17.560
<v Speaker 6>What are you talking about?

0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:20.280
<v Speaker 3>Did they go on some wild ass tangents where they'll

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:21.600
<v Speaker 3>be like, would you.

0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 6>Eat like a seven eleven sushi?

0:32:24.080 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 5>And then the bro's like, absolutely, dude, I'm not scared

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:27.520
<v Speaker 5>of that.

0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:31.320
<v Speaker 2>I wish you could do an entire podcast in the voices.

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:31.680
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:35.760
<v Speaker 5>I used to smash seven eleven sushi when we lived

0:32:35.800 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 5>off Packard Blake.

0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:39.800
<v Speaker 6>Oh man, you're a You're a savage. No, dude, dude,

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:41.480
<v Speaker 6>you're such a set. You're a legend.

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:44.840
<v Speaker 5>Dude, but it was delicious, and I kind of, I

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:46.760
<v Speaker 5>mean I kind of was like a little butt hurt

0:32:47.000 --> 0:32:49.400
<v Speaker 5>and bumm cause of diary that it gets such a

0:32:49.400 --> 0:32:52.640
<v Speaker 5>bad rap because I remember I couldn't afford good sushi

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:54.640
<v Speaker 5>because I was poor. Sure who could?

0:32:54.680 --> 0:32:54.800
<v Speaker 3>Can?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say something real quick, real quick? It

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't have a bad rap.

0:32:58.680 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 5>I think it does.

0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:02.959
<v Speaker 2>It's it's that it's bad. Go ahead for sure for

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:04.240
<v Speaker 2>either you have diarrhea.

0:33:04.680 --> 0:33:07.360
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I know it's not delicious, like in the

0:33:07.360 --> 0:33:09.920
<v Speaker 5>same way like a hot dog from seven eleven isn't

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<v Speaker 5>as good as the great Chicago hot dog that you

0:33:12.560 --> 0:33:14.640
<v Speaker 5>could get or you know what I mean.

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:18.240
<v Speaker 3>Well, I would say the grade of a hot dog

0:33:18.760 --> 0:33:21.560
<v Speaker 3>to the grade of a sushi is way different.

0:33:21.800 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Wait, he's from Omaha. He's from Omaha.

0:33:24.280 --> 0:33:27.760
<v Speaker 3>All I'm saying is I never got sick. I don't

0:33:27.800 --> 0:33:31.080
<v Speaker 3>know people that have gotten sick. Well, if that's your baseline.

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:34.200
<v Speaker 5>But everyone says, like, oh, seven eleven and sushi, like

0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 5>it's like a punchline. It's a joke. I'm just standing

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 5>up for seven to eleven. I'm standing up for their sushi.

0:33:40.480 --> 0:33:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Now you're a punchline, You're a joke.

0:33:41.720 --> 0:33:44.479
<v Speaker 9>Because imagine, imagine you're the guy who's your it's your

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:47.440
<v Speaker 9>whole gig is to supply this seven eleven sushi, and

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 9>then you hear, yeah, the world is just kind of

0:33:50.560 --> 0:33:52.720
<v Speaker 9>coming against you, and you're like, this is how I

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:53.320
<v Speaker 9>make my living?

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 5>Wait, what is this coming against you? What the hell?

0:33:57.400 --> 0:33:59.400
<v Speaker 2>I gotta see that this video?

0:33:59.480 --> 0:34:03.560
<v Speaker 5>What does the world do? He's using gay Ai and

0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:04.480
<v Speaker 5>uh huh is this?

0:34:05.320 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 2>Sorry?

0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:11.239
<v Speaker 5>Sorry? Sorry? Say right? Did I inspire you to put

0:34:11.280 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 5>on sunglasses?

0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:12.360
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:15.680
<v Speaker 5>He is in he is doing VR for gay I.

0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:19.279
<v Speaker 2>Right, you guys are goblin cocks right now.

0:34:19.320 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 5>He's live AI in us because I'm forty four.

0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh my wife gave me like this like red light thing.

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Do you know about this? We're like you can, oh sure,

0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:33.040
<v Speaker 2>what what is that? It's like, I don't know.

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:37.640
<v Speaker 3>It's supposed to like promote healing on a cellular level,

0:34:37.920 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 3>and I sort of think it's it's not real.

0:34:41.680 --> 0:34:42.960
<v Speaker 5>Bam okay.

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:48.279
<v Speaker 3>But Tony Cavallero is like, will cover himself in these

0:34:48.360 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 3>lights and ride a bicycle.

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:54.239
<v Speaker 5>He's a bit of a guru too. He studies up,

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:56.680
<v Speaker 5>he studies it, he knows all this stuff. And I'm like,

0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:57.560
<v Speaker 5>do you think it's working.

0:34:57.640 --> 0:35:01.120
<v Speaker 3>He's like maybe, but it seems like a crazy thing.

0:35:01.200 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 10>I'm gonna put it on my foot because because I've

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 10>seen the masks where you wear the like white mask

0:35:05.680 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 10>with the red and it's supposed to like, I don't know, helpless,

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:12.000
<v Speaker 10>like oh oh congratulations, but what is that the like

0:35:12.080 --> 0:35:15.239
<v Speaker 10>the you're you're holding the hand held wand but I

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:18.520
<v Speaker 10>thought this was for like to like cure like like

0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:20.520
<v Speaker 10>wrinkles or like poores.

0:35:20.600 --> 0:35:23.000
<v Speaker 2>I got a wrinklely feet. This is so, this is

0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:25.719
<v Speaker 2>this is me at forty four because I sprained my

0:35:25.840 --> 0:35:28.399
<v Speaker 2>toe like a fucking year ago, like bent it out

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:33.320
<v Speaker 2>of hello, wax, I now have arthritis in my big toe.

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:35.400
<v Speaker 5>You are so old? What does that do?

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:39.239
<v Speaker 2>Hurts so bad? It just go to hell?

0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:41.000
<v Speaker 5>You old bested? Wow?

0:35:41.400 --> 0:35:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Uh So now my fucking toes is on fire all

0:35:44.760 --> 0:35:47.200
<v Speaker 2>day and really, when I run, it's a nightmare.

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:49.960
<v Speaker 5>Can I ask you this, it's a daymare that really sucks.

0:35:50.080 --> 0:35:53.480
<v Speaker 5>Have you thought about quitting running ever? Dude? It's a lifestyle, brother,

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:54.680
<v Speaker 5>Never stop running?

0:35:54.920 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 3>Bro?

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:58.239
<v Speaker 5>All right, I quit everything? What about this? Durs? And

0:35:58.360 --> 0:35:59.120
<v Speaker 5>this is serious?

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:03.080
<v Speaker 3>Can you amputate your toe and replace it with like

0:36:03.120 --> 0:36:04.520
<v Speaker 3>a replacement toe?

0:36:05.000 --> 0:36:10.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great, great question. I'm glad you're serious. Okay, I

0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:12.520
<v Speaker 2>suppose I mean.

0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, dude, I would probably give the red

0:36:14.920 --> 0:36:17.960
<v Speaker 3>light therapy a shot before amputation.

0:36:18.200 --> 0:36:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do we fucking Dion Sanders?

0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 5>Oh no, it's Ronnie Lott.

0:36:23.080 --> 0:36:24.680
<v Speaker 2>Come on, is Dion too, isn't it?

0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:25.600
<v Speaker 5>What did they do?

0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:28.799
<v Speaker 3>Ronnie Lott like broke his finger during the game, like

0:36:28.880 --> 0:36:30.360
<v Speaker 3>pretty bad, and.

0:36:30.840 --> 0:36:31.759
<v Speaker 5>Remind me who he is?

0:36:32.040 --> 0:36:35.799
<v Speaker 3>He was, Yeah, forty nine ers. He's on the forty

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 3>nine ers. It's like one of the best defenders ever.

0:36:38.160 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 3>But he sucked his finger up really bad as pinky.

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:41.919
<v Speaker 5>It was like so bad.

0:36:42.120 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 3>They were like you can't play, and he's like fuck it.

0:36:44.040 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 3>And supposedly he just like ripped his pinky off and

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:47.800
<v Speaker 3>kept playing.

0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:51.240
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's different. This is my big toe, my big toe.

0:36:51.440 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucked.

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:53.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you gotta keep that guy.

0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:57.920
<v Speaker 3>I assume there's a like a replacement toe, replacement toe.

0:36:58.120 --> 0:37:01.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it wouldn't be the same, dude. They really haven't

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:03.640
<v Speaker 5>dialed that in quite yet. If I wish, AI would

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:08.160
<v Speaker 5>would really work on healing my body, Durs's body. I

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:08.759
<v Speaker 5>can't wait.

0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 2>That'll be the next big thing that's priority.

0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't wait till you can like have your

0:37:13.960 --> 0:37:16.239
<v Speaker 3>fucked up tail cut off and then they like put

0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:18.759
<v Speaker 3>a little like little juice on the nub and then

0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 3>you start to grow a new one.

0:37:20.360 --> 0:37:21.680
<v Speaker 5>That's just gonna be fire.

0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know if I know what that means,

0:37:23.520 --> 0:37:24.120
<v Speaker 2>but I can't wait.

0:37:24.280 --> 0:37:26.319
<v Speaker 3>That'll be cool. You know what I want? I want

0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:29.839
<v Speaker 3>when people are in chronic pain as I am. That's

0:37:29.880 --> 0:37:32.680
<v Speaker 3>me and durs is now part of this per.

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:37.560
<v Speaker 5>Yep fucking disaster. My guy, I would like a shot

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:40.640
<v Speaker 5>or a pill that you can just be out of pain.

0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 5>That's heroin. I know, not I know, but not fuck

0:37:44.680 --> 0:37:46.480
<v Speaker 5>you up in that way. Like I don't want to

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:49.000
<v Speaker 5>feel like I'm on heroin or feel I don't even

0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:51.800
<v Speaker 5>like the effects of like a pain pill. It sucks.

0:37:52.000 --> 0:37:53.440
<v Speaker 5>You can't do shit, Yes, it's not.

0:37:53.480 --> 0:37:57.120
<v Speaker 2>How about this? Can they just remove the nerve endings?

0:37:57.160 --> 0:37:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Can they just get in there and and then just

0:37:59.000 --> 0:38:01.640
<v Speaker 2>pull it out like a fucking weird weed.

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't need it. I don't need to feel myself.

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:07.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you see the movie, the movie Novacane, which

0:38:07.000 --> 0:38:07.560
<v Speaker 3>I quit.

0:38:07.480 --> 0:38:10.160
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I haven't seen yet. I really wanted that movie

0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:12.920
<v Speaker 5>where he like has some sort of disease or something

0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:15.040
<v Speaker 5>where he can't feel and it's like it's like dark

0:38:15.120 --> 0:38:18.359
<v Speaker 5>Man dangerous. It's dangerous because he could like bite his

0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:21.319
<v Speaker 5>tongue off and not feel it. And yeah, sure, So

0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 5>he's like very very careful of everything. And then this

0:38:24.239 --> 0:38:26.960
<v Speaker 5>girl that he falls in love with, he like it,

0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:29.600
<v Speaker 5>gets kidnapped and he goes, he goes to try to

0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:33.040
<v Speaker 5>save her, and you know, he focks are too hard. Yeah, Blake,

0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:35.280
<v Speaker 5>I was given him the version.

0:38:35.440 --> 0:38:38.200
<v Speaker 3>Maybe if we were in a writer's room, that would

0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:39.640
<v Speaker 3>be the first thing I spitball.

0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 5>But I would love that. I would love that. That

0:38:41.560 --> 0:38:47.520
<v Speaker 5>sounds really great.

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:51.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh you know what I did? You know what I

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:53.279
<v Speaker 3>did last weekend? I went to Bottle Rock up in

0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:53.840
<v Speaker 3>the Bay Area.

0:38:53.840 --> 0:39:00.000
<v Speaker 5>I hung out with Kyle Yeah, how is he? Yeah,

0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:04.640
<v Speaker 5>Headline Alert and Barry the Water Trash.

0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:07.000
<v Speaker 3>Yes, how was it? I've always wanted to go to

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.280
<v Speaker 3>that festival. It's a festival in Napa Valley.

0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:13.480
<v Speaker 5>It was so damn fun. It was awesome. I'm friends

0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:15.440
<v Speaker 5>with Trey Cool from Green.

0:39:15.280 --> 0:39:17.719
<v Speaker 3>Day and he was like, you should come up to

0:39:17.800 --> 0:39:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Bottle Rock, but you need to get like the super

0:39:20.760 --> 0:39:22.880
<v Speaker 3>VIP passes so you can hang out with us, and

0:39:22.880 --> 0:39:24.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, can you hook me up?

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:26.240
<v Speaker 5>And he's like, I absolutely cannot.

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:31.040
<v Speaker 3>But he could hook me up with me and him

0:39:31.360 --> 0:39:35.120
<v Speaker 3>hosted the culinary stage. Yeah, that's culinary. That's kind of

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:37.880
<v Speaker 3>the thing. Is like a festival with like food going on.

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:39.000
<v Speaker 3>It's it's very cool.

0:39:39.120 --> 0:39:42.160
<v Speaker 5>Yes, and it was awesome Williams Sonoma Culinary Stage, and

0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 5>they had all these famous chefs tight I think my

0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:48.320
<v Speaker 5>guys were called Michael and Brian Voltaggio brothers here. Of

0:39:48.400 --> 0:39:52.759
<v Speaker 5>course they were cool and they're very cool dudes. And

0:39:53.440 --> 0:39:58.160
<v Speaker 5>we made these giant lobster rolls and we made they're huge.

0:39:58.239 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 5>They were like the size of the loaf of bread.

0:39:59.760 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 3>Dward talking about this, I'm glad we're talking about this

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:04.080
<v Speaker 3>because I saw the video.

0:40:04.239 --> 0:40:07.080
<v Speaker 5>Dude, I felt so bad. I go to give it

0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:09.600
<v Speaker 5>to someone in the crowd, but I couldn't climb I'd go,

0:40:09.719 --> 0:40:11.800
<v Speaker 5>I couldn't climb down. There was no way to climb

0:40:11.800 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 5>down to hand it to someone. So I was like,

0:40:14.280 --> 0:40:16.200
<v Speaker 5>I'm going to toss it. I thought I could toss

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:18.200
<v Speaker 5>it out, and they also the crowd was going like

0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:21.040
<v Speaker 5>throw it and there was it wasn't a small crowd.

0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:23.040
<v Speaker 5>There was like five thousand people watching.

0:40:23.120 --> 0:40:26.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, and they're like, oh, I thought it, and

0:40:26.560 --> 0:40:28.680
<v Speaker 3>so I'm like, fuck, I'll throw it, and I go,

0:40:29.000 --> 0:40:30.839
<v Speaker 3>I was aiming for this guy in a purple hat,

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:32.919
<v Speaker 3>and I threw it towards that man.

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:34.719
<v Speaker 5>It flips upside down.

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 3>The entire loaf of the lobster roll so dumps out

0:40:40.400 --> 0:40:43.719
<v Speaker 3>with I would say, three pounds of lobster. There was

0:40:43.800 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 3>so much lobster in mayonnaise or whatever they make lobster with.

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, all the worst thing, dude.

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:55.120
<v Speaker 3>It dumped so hard on a pack of girls, like queens.

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:59.200
<v Speaker 5>They were like, I mean they're probably like between fifteen

0:40:59.360 --> 0:41:00.600
<v Speaker 5>sixteen somewhere in there.

0:41:00.600 --> 0:41:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Why did this dad just throw lobs to roll up?

0:41:03.920 --> 0:41:06.680
<v Speaker 5>I know, dude, And it's so nic and the video

0:41:06.920 --> 0:41:08.799
<v Speaker 5>I ended up taking it down. I felt bad. People

0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:10.160
<v Speaker 5>are like, why would you do that? I'm like, I

0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 5>did not think it was gonna go that way. Yeah, dude,

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:14.960
<v Speaker 5>it's truly sad.

0:41:15.520 --> 0:41:19.160
<v Speaker 3>It's truly sad because you know, these little girls have

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:22.080
<v Speaker 3>a whole festival left where they gotta be sitting smelling

0:41:22.160 --> 0:41:24.160
<v Speaker 3>like lobster mayonnaise.

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:26.759
<v Speaker 2>I feel the Fabrizio brothers didn't hook him up with

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:28.319
<v Speaker 2>a paprint or something after that.

0:41:28.400 --> 0:41:30.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like what could you have done to help them?

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:32.360
<v Speaker 5>And then I and then I go backstage. I'm like,

0:41:32.400 --> 0:41:35.200
<v Speaker 5>we have to get those girls like free merch or

0:41:35.200 --> 0:41:39.400
<v Speaker 5>some shit, and they're like okay, And then we didn't

0:41:39.440 --> 0:41:44.080
<v Speaker 5>find them. We couldn't find them, and then I'm like, well,

0:41:44.080 --> 0:41:45.200
<v Speaker 5>maybe it wasn't that bad.

0:41:45.680 --> 0:41:51.440
<v Speaker 3>A mom reached out via Instagram. She DMed me and

0:41:51.800 --> 0:41:54.840
<v Speaker 3>she was like, it wasn't just one girl. You doused

0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:57.320
<v Speaker 3>a whole pack of girls, one of which is my daughter.

0:41:57.560 --> 0:42:00.439
<v Speaker 3>And I then I write back, oh my god, I'm

0:42:00.480 --> 0:42:04.200
<v Speaker 3>so sorry. I want to apologize. I didn't think it

0:42:04.280 --> 0:42:06.399
<v Speaker 3>was gonna happen. I want to apologize.

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 5>I won't monster. I want to. I'm not going to. No,

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 5>I apologize.

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:14.280
<v Speaker 2>I very much want to, but my lawyer is telling

0:42:14.320 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 2>me I can't.

0:42:16.080 --> 0:42:18.560
<v Speaker 5>I can't. I can't even I can't. I can't talk

0:42:18.600 --> 0:42:22.280
<v Speaker 5>no more. I said, I was very sorry, YadA YadA,

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 5>and and then she writes back it actually ruined her day.

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:28.759
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, are you kidding me?

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:31.200
<v Speaker 5>And then she was like she was sad and she

0:42:31.320 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 5>was embarrassed, YadA YadA. So I'm trying now, I'm trying

0:42:35.120 --> 0:42:37.200
<v Speaker 5>to like, get a bunch of bottle rock merch to

0:42:37.239 --> 0:42:40.759
<v Speaker 5>send to them. Dude, she don't want to remember that day.

0:42:40.800 --> 0:42:42.000
<v Speaker 5>It was the worst day of her life.

0:42:42.200 --> 0:42:42.440
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:42:42.520 --> 0:42:45.440
<v Speaker 5>I crush was there. She went to go. He saw her.

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:48.480
<v Speaker 5>He's like, what's up? She just have fucking lobster rotty.

0:42:48.760 --> 0:42:51.160
<v Speaker 5>And you know, Benson Boone was on stage with us,

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 5>who like, all the girls are crushing on and.

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:54.320
<v Speaker 2>This is the flipper.

0:42:54.440 --> 0:42:59.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, Flipper manac.

0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:03.359
<v Speaker 3>That yeah, yeah, okay, yeah I heard that.

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:06.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Oh how could you not tell? It's a guy?

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 5>Beautiful voice?

0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Where would where would I have heard that song? Though?

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Probably just Instagram everywhere everywhere people are like working out

0:43:12.719 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 2>and it's his song, right.

0:43:16.840 --> 0:43:19.160
<v Speaker 5>He has a stunningly beautiful voice.

0:43:19.200 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 2>I think when I see like chicks, you know, like

0:43:21.680 --> 0:43:24.759
<v Speaker 2>the girls do like the pull ups with no shirt on,

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 2>like algorithm yeah, and it's like, it's just said to

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:34.960
<v Speaker 2>that song of them, Yeah, beautiful things.

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:37.799
<v Speaker 3>That It definitely feels like a like a girl's fit

0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:41.279
<v Speaker 3>fits the gram if that's a thing, sounds like an

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:42.560
<v Speaker 3>anthem half Instagram.

0:43:42.880 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 5>I walked backstage after watching Benson Boone and I was

0:43:46.640 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 5>doing that. I was just singing. I was I was

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:50.719
<v Speaker 5>pretty half cocked by this point, and I'm just going,

0:43:51.000 --> 0:43:53.680
<v Speaker 5>were you half cocked when you threw the giant lobster roll?

0:43:53.880 --> 0:43:56.160
<v Speaker 5>I wasn't. That was early in the day. I wasn't.

0:43:56.480 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I like the lawyer telling him to say he was sober.

0:44:00.320 --> 0:44:04.280
<v Speaker 3>No, I was when you spiked the football into the

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:05.279
<v Speaker 3>little girl's hair.

0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:07.400
<v Speaker 5>I didn't mean to dude.

0:44:07.440 --> 0:44:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Here's my question, and this is half kind of a

0:44:10.160 --> 0:44:14.600
<v Speaker 2>joke and half very serious. What does this woman expect

0:44:15.000 --> 0:44:15.520
<v Speaker 2>from you?

0:44:16.080 --> 0:44:19.920
<v Speaker 5>I know that that's what people said, you know, closure.

0:44:19.600 --> 0:44:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Like you're a good person, You're gonna try and make

0:44:22.080 --> 0:44:22.400
<v Speaker 2>it right.

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:25.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm trying over here, But in her.

0:44:25.320 --> 0:44:27.719
<v Speaker 2>Where she's coming from, what is making it right?

0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:30.920
<v Speaker 5>I know? I'm like, I don't, I don't know. I

0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:32.879
<v Speaker 5>don't really know what to do. I'm going to see

0:44:32.880 --> 0:44:35.000
<v Speaker 5>if I can get a hooded sweatshirt or something to her.

0:44:35.080 --> 0:44:37.160
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like the beginning of a stalker comedy movie

0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:38.960
<v Speaker 2>from the nineties, where it's like, oh, I didn't mean

0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:40.880
<v Speaker 2>to do that, that's okay. Maybe we just go to

0:44:40.920 --> 0:44:43.759
<v Speaker 2>dinner one time and you go, okay, yeah, let's go

0:44:43.800 --> 0:44:46.200
<v Speaker 2>to dinner one time, and then from there like turns

0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:46.600
<v Speaker 2>into this.

0:44:46.880 --> 0:44:51.560
<v Speaker 5>I won't be eating lobster ha ha, but you will.

0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:52.600
<v Speaker 5>And it's just her.

0:44:52.719 --> 0:44:56.000
<v Speaker 3>They connect me and they force feed me lobster until

0:44:56.040 --> 0:45:00.560
<v Speaker 3>I pop. I hope that's not the case, but yeah,

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:01.040
<v Speaker 3>I hope not.

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:03.880
<v Speaker 5>So I was bunned by them. So other than that,

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:06.880
<v Speaker 5>after that, you just started raging again, and then I

0:45:06.960 --> 0:45:08.680
<v Speaker 5>drank a lot. Yeah. I was like, I feel like

0:45:08.680 --> 0:45:09.479
<v Speaker 5>such a dick.

0:45:09.480 --> 0:45:11.240
<v Speaker 2>Adam is going to go to prom with this girl.

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:15.600
<v Speaker 5>By the way, no one else backstage thought that. They

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:17.799
<v Speaker 5>were just like that was hilarious. No one was like

0:45:17.880 --> 0:45:20.600
<v Speaker 5>that was insane. We got to get these girls hoodies

0:45:20.920 --> 0:45:23.560
<v Speaker 5>or everyone was like that was awesome. And I'm getting

0:45:23.600 --> 0:45:25.800
<v Speaker 5>high fives and I'm like I feel bad and they're like,

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:28.240
<v Speaker 5>don't it's fine. They love it, and I'm like, oh,

0:45:28.400 --> 0:45:31.960
<v Speaker 5>they love it. And then I come home I read

0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:32.680
<v Speaker 5>my DMS.

0:45:32.880 --> 0:45:35.600
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, man, yeah, I think what really sold

0:45:35.640 --> 0:45:38.479
<v Speaker 3>it was the video footage that you posted as well.

0:45:38.560 --> 0:45:41.120
<v Speaker 3>It's like it's tragic because it like pans over and

0:45:41.160 --> 0:45:43.960
<v Speaker 3>it's just this little girl just like yeah, it's like

0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:47.960
<v Speaker 3>cole Slaw just dripping from I'm like, oh damn, whatever,

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:50.680
<v Speaker 3>it's a fun story. She'd go back next year. Maybe

0:45:50.719 --> 0:45:53.759
<v Speaker 3>you could get her free tickets for next Bottle Rock.

0:45:53.840 --> 0:45:54.879
<v Speaker 5>I would love that.

0:45:55.000 --> 0:45:58.240
<v Speaker 3>I am not a goodtrol of anything, and I'm reached

0:45:58.280 --> 0:46:01.800
<v Speaker 3>out and i haven't heard, but I'm still working on it.

0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:02.040
<v Speaker 5>Huh.

0:46:02.239 --> 0:46:04.279
<v Speaker 2>Like this is what people pay for when they go

0:46:04.360 --> 0:46:05.279
<v Speaker 2>see that birthday cake.

0:46:05.840 --> 0:46:09.520
<v Speaker 5>Right, you're just I was the Steve Aoki of seafood.

0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:12.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you know what birthday cakes. You know it

0:46:12.320 --> 0:46:15.040
<v Speaker 3>does well in the Sun. I don't know that seed doesn't.

0:46:15.160 --> 0:46:16.359
<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

0:46:16.440 --> 0:46:16.880
<v Speaker 5>What doesn't?

0:46:17.080 --> 0:46:19.800
<v Speaker 3>No, well, it definitely doesn't do as well as fucking

0:46:19.880 --> 0:46:22.239
<v Speaker 3>lobster immediately in mayonnaise.

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:25.160
<v Speaker 5>That is not yet. That is not what you want

0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:30.840
<v Speaker 5>on You're right, you're different. It is different. It hits different, guys.

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:35.600
<v Speaker 6>I just say that birthday cake hits different in the Sun. Okay, true,

0:46:35.640 --> 0:46:37.360
<v Speaker 6>double true, double truce.

0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:38.839
<v Speaker 5>Kid. Yeah, that's what's up.

0:46:38.920 --> 0:46:42.160
<v Speaker 6>That's what's up, no doubt. Yeah, that's definitely what's up.

0:46:42.400 --> 0:46:44.839
<v Speaker 6>I like your perspective, man, you always bring like a

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 6>different vibe and my thanks brother.

0:46:47.560 --> 0:46:50.920
<v Speaker 5>Cheers, and then linked up with Kyle for a little bit.

0:46:52.040 --> 0:46:56.319
<v Speaker 5>His braces are looking absurd. Yeah, the guy needs to

0:46:56.320 --> 0:46:56.600
<v Speaker 5>get these.

0:46:56.800 --> 0:46:59.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, bitch for those that don't know he got

0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:02.320
<v Speaker 3>braces is as soon as he wasn't on the pod anymore.

0:47:02.360 --> 0:47:04.959
<v Speaker 5>And we and and of course he's inspirers. We would

0:47:05.000 --> 0:47:07.799
<v Speaker 5>have every pod would have been about Kyle ended him

0:47:07.880 --> 0:47:08.520
<v Speaker 5>and him.

0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I see him, you know, out and about

0:47:11.120 --> 0:47:13.080
<v Speaker 3>we go play pickleball.

0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:13.239
<v Speaker 2>And that'sice.

0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:15.920
<v Speaker 5>He never hits me up. It still catches me off

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:19.319
<v Speaker 5>guard when I see those braces. Yeah, it does so gott.

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:22.160
<v Speaker 5>I gotta see a lot of that. I met a

0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:25.280
<v Speaker 5>lot of I met Steph Curry. He's nice as hell, dude,

0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:28.919
<v Speaker 5>cool the freaking goat. Come on, I like how you're shot?

0:47:29.080 --> 0:47:31.720
<v Speaker 3>I mean, dude, The list of people I met Steph Curry,

0:47:31.920 --> 0:47:35.040
<v Speaker 3>Ken Griphy Junior, who's like, dapped me up, like we're

0:47:35.120 --> 0:47:35.800
<v Speaker 3>old homies.

0:47:36.320 --> 0:47:39.080
<v Speaker 5>The hell. Gavin Rossdale came over to me.

0:47:39.600 --> 0:47:41.920
<v Speaker 2>He probably thought you were Sean Aston because they were

0:47:41.920 --> 0:47:42.600
<v Speaker 2>from the same era.

0:47:42.760 --> 0:47:48.520
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that might be. It's possible. We'll take it. He's like,

0:47:49.680 --> 0:47:54.040
<v Speaker 5>he never said you're like, no doubt. They are so sick. Hey,

0:47:54.080 --> 0:47:57.759
<v Speaker 5>you guys meant Gavin Rossdale and he came over to me.

0:47:57.880 --> 0:48:00.880
<v Speaker 5>He's a big righteous Gemstones fans. Okay, that's sick.

0:48:00.960 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 2>How was it not on it?

0:48:02.160 --> 0:48:06.359
<v Speaker 3>He apparently auditioned for the Righteous Gemstones.

0:48:06.600 --> 0:48:08.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh my god, Oh my god.

0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:13.919
<v Speaker 3>And he auditioned for Judy's Judy like cheats on her

0:48:14.120 --> 0:48:19.520
<v Speaker 3>husband last season and uh casting But but another the

0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:22.080
<v Speaker 3>guy who got it was fantastic in the role. But

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:26.000
<v Speaker 3>he was like, I just couldn't get the Southern accent down.

0:48:26.080 --> 0:48:29.320
<v Speaker 3>May I kept saying guitar.

0:48:29.800 --> 0:48:32.160
<v Speaker 5>He's like, I'm tuning my guitar, and I'm like, thank

0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:34.280
<v Speaker 5>god they didn't cast you, because this is I'm offended

0:48:34.320 --> 0:48:37.799
<v Speaker 5>if if I'm Southern, I'm offended by this. Yeah, that's

0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 5>not good.

0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:40.480
<v Speaker 2>But it was cool, And that just goes to show

0:48:40.520 --> 0:48:43.359
<v Speaker 2>you that, like it must have been awful, because if

0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Gavin Rossdale is auditioning for you, it's kind of like

0:48:46.960 --> 0:48:47.920
<v Speaker 2>a formality or.

0:48:47.960 --> 0:48:51.520
<v Speaker 5>Like he's getting he's gonna get it. Yeah, it's your role.

0:48:51.640 --> 0:48:55.279
<v Speaker 5>He could have just played Gavin Rossdale then, I mean,

0:48:55.400 --> 0:48:59.200
<v Speaker 5>I would have loved if Kelvin's crush was just Gavin

0:48:59.280 --> 0:49:01.960
<v Speaker 5>Ronsdale and then I pay for him to come perform

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:03.920
<v Speaker 5>at a birthday party or.

0:49:03.920 --> 0:49:05.960
<v Speaker 2>So after you met him, did you go, hey, man,

0:49:06.840 --> 0:49:08.239
<v Speaker 2>don't let the days pass you by.

0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:13.560
<v Speaker 5>Oh I didn't need you.

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:13.479
<v Speaker 2>And then he looks back at you and he goes

0:49:13.680 --> 0:49:15.439
<v Speaker 2>this gly yes.

0:49:17.600 --> 0:49:19.880
<v Speaker 5>Because by the way he's stunning.

0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:24.120
<v Speaker 3>Of course he always has been, his hair, his the

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:26.400
<v Speaker 3>way he clothes lay on his body.

0:49:26.520 --> 0:49:27.120
<v Speaker 5>I was shook.

0:49:27.400 --> 0:49:28.440
<v Speaker 2>You were bottle shocked.

0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:31.719
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you were fully bottle shocked. Chloe could not have

0:49:31.840 --> 0:49:33.680
<v Speaker 5>cared less. I mean, it was just like a guy

0:49:33.719 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 5>I was talking to, and I'm like, that's Gavin Rosstones.

0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:37.319
<v Speaker 5>She's like, oh is that who that is?

0:49:37.440 --> 0:49:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:49:38.160 --> 0:49:41.359
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I would you and Gavin blazing each other

0:49:41.760 --> 0:49:42.440
<v Speaker 5>so quickly?

0:49:42.840 --> 0:49:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Adam, I don't I don't want to do this

0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:49.360
<v Speaker 2>to you. What that Chloe was pretending that you didn't know?

0:49:49.640 --> 0:49:51.000
<v Speaker 5>Oh? Oh yucky?

0:49:51.360 --> 0:49:52.319
<v Speaker 2>She was like, oh my.

0:49:52.200 --> 0:49:53.000
<v Speaker 5>God, not for me.

0:49:53.280 --> 0:49:55.799
<v Speaker 2>Who was that nobody that just made me come standing here?

0:49:56.680 --> 0:49:56.879
<v Speaker 3>Eh?

0:49:58.160 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 5>Yucky?

0:49:58.600 --> 0:49:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Yucky, yucky.

0:50:01.600 --> 0:50:07.759
<v Speaker 3>I must have got some lobster roll in my It's.

0:50:07.480 --> 0:50:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Cool Gavin Rosdale, Like I feel like when he just

0:50:11.239 --> 0:50:14.440
<v Speaker 2>walks through like a mall, women are fainting.

0:50:14.600 --> 0:50:15.800
<v Speaker 5>Oh, he's stunning.

0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:17.560
<v Speaker 2>They get the stanky leg you know who.

0:50:17.600 --> 0:50:20.799
<v Speaker 5>I also meant that also gave an air of like

0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:26.120
<v Speaker 5>who I've never really liked. Admittedly that much was Gavin Newsom.

0:50:26.320 --> 0:50:28.960
<v Speaker 5>Oh shit, I meant multiple gavins.

0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:30.160
<v Speaker 2>How is Newsom?

0:50:32.080 --> 0:50:34.200
<v Speaker 3>I've been on an airplane with him, I met him.

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:37.760
<v Speaker 3>I've never been a big Newsome guy. Yeah, I talked

0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:40.440
<v Speaker 3>with him for like five minutes. Oh well, he's a politician.

0:50:40.480 --> 0:50:42.000
<v Speaker 3>He's probably fucking slick of ship.

0:50:42.160 --> 0:50:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Dude.

0:50:42.520 --> 0:50:45.600
<v Speaker 5>He's so good at talking and just making you feel great.

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:47.760
<v Speaker 5>And he's also like a stud.

0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:50.200
<v Speaker 2>His hands his hand jesters, dude, he.

0:50:50.200 --> 0:50:52.040
<v Speaker 5>Was just a stud holding court.

0:50:52.200 --> 0:50:54.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, he's like a college baseball player.

0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:57.399
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, he's cool. I mean, but he.

0:50:57.440 --> 0:50:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Talks to he's like, I mean, I was no good.

0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm just lay to college. You know, I guess like

0:51:01.600 --> 0:51:03.480
<v Speaker 2>a hit and you're like, shut the fuck up.

0:51:03.520 --> 0:51:05.319
<v Speaker 5>It was very much like that. It was very much

0:51:05.400 --> 0:51:07.319
<v Speaker 5>like I don't know, maybe we'll see.

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:10.239
<v Speaker 3>Anytime you're in the room with like any politicians, you

0:51:10.360 --> 0:51:10.839
<v Speaker 3>just get it.

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:12.359
<v Speaker 5>They're just slick as fuck.

0:51:12.440 --> 0:51:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah this is what you said.

0:51:13.400 --> 0:51:17.920
<v Speaker 5>But Joe Biden, Yeah, exactly the same thing there. Biden

0:51:18.120 --> 0:51:20.359
<v Speaker 5>was a fucking killer in the room.

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:23.640
<v Speaker 3>You're like, aw man, and then and then of course,

0:51:24.040 --> 0:51:25.600
<v Speaker 3>you know, brain left him.

0:51:25.640 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 2>All right, stop, don't do not say this.

0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:33.200
<v Speaker 5>Don't you're turning back on the DNC News love him.

0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:37.440
<v Speaker 5>He was truly very nice when I met him.

0:51:36.640 --> 0:51:40.080
<v Speaker 3>But years ago lost and that makes me go, like,

0:51:40.160 --> 0:51:41.480
<v Speaker 3>you know, Trump's the coolest.

0:51:41.920 --> 0:51:44.279
<v Speaker 5>You know, Trump's the coolest, dude? Are you kidding me?

0:51:44.280 --> 0:51:47.319
<v Speaker 5>He's a fucking blast man. I bet Kamala when you

0:51:47.360 --> 0:51:50.720
<v Speaker 5>meet her is fucking down to clown. You're like, this,

0:51:50.719 --> 0:51:55.360
<v Speaker 5>this girl rules. She's hella cool. Yeah, she rocks.

0:51:55.600 --> 0:52:01.800
<v Speaker 3>I wonder if Hillary Adam is great. This is so fun, brochy,

0:52:01.840 --> 0:52:05.280
<v Speaker 3>beer bombed pillary. When you meet her, you're like, fuck,

0:52:05.360 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 3>she's the dude.

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 5>She's like she looks like a grandma, but she fucking parties.

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:12.120
<v Speaker 5>She's cool, dude, I just get it.

0:52:12.800 --> 0:52:16.879
<v Speaker 2>But she from uh, she's definitely is like she'll meet

0:52:16.920 --> 0:52:19.920
<v Speaker 2>you you like established like a handshake or whatever, and

0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:21.440
<v Speaker 2>then when you see you, like five years later, she

0:52:21.480 --> 0:52:22.279
<v Speaker 2>still remembers, like.

0:52:22.440 --> 0:52:25.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah you remember that, Yeah, so gotcha.

0:52:25.840 --> 0:52:27.839
<v Speaker 3>And then she pulls out a little hot sauce. She's like,

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:32.160
<v Speaker 3>I bring this everywhere. Yeah, I'm cool. Right, You're like, oh,

0:52:32.600 --> 0:52:35.799
<v Speaker 3>that is fucking cool in real life. That's endearing and

0:52:35.880 --> 0:52:37.000
<v Speaker 3>cool and I love it.

0:52:37.120 --> 0:52:38.560
<v Speaker 2>And then she's like, oh my god, wait, there's a

0:52:38.600 --> 0:52:41.319
<v Speaker 2>sniper and then she farts and she's like just kidding, Yeah,

0:52:42.840 --> 0:52:43.479
<v Speaker 2>got you bitch.

0:52:43.520 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 5>You were so scared. You know, you're you're in a

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:49.239
<v Speaker 5>hockey sack circle. And all of a sudden, Bernie Sanders

0:52:49.320 --> 0:52:51.400
<v Speaker 5>just comes in and does some side.

0:52:51.120 --> 0:52:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Stall stalling all day.

0:52:54.680 --> 0:52:57.759
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, are you kidding? Is a cool side stall? He

0:52:57.840 --> 0:52:58.440
<v Speaker 5>kicks it up.

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:01.200
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever arm wrestle to r FK? He's like,

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:07.799
<v Speaker 3>you're in a push up contest with RFK. You're just last.

0:53:08.200 --> 0:53:10.520
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he's called you brother a lot. You're like, man,

0:53:10.600 --> 0:53:12.960
<v Speaker 5>it's cool. He's like a wwf Esler man.

0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:13.640
<v Speaker 2>So god.

0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:16.680
<v Speaker 5>I love politicians. They're the best in real life.

0:53:16.920 --> 0:53:21.600
<v Speaker 3>They're all the fucking men or women. Yeah, they're great there.

0:53:21.760 --> 0:53:22.880
<v Speaker 5>They all just rule.

0:53:23.480 --> 0:53:26.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, shout out to politicians man.

0:53:26.360 --> 0:53:28.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Yeah, they get a lot of bad press, but

0:53:28.640 --> 0:53:32.239
<v Speaker 5>here they're family. Well what other politicians have you met,

0:53:32.320 --> 0:53:35.320
<v Speaker 5>because I've I've only I met I met a handful

0:53:35.400 --> 0:53:38.759
<v Speaker 5>of mayors. I met Newsom, I met the governor of

0:53:39.120 --> 0:53:41.000
<v Speaker 5>of of Nebraska.

0:53:41.160 --> 0:53:43.320
<v Speaker 2>I was that a Kamala thing years ago.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, did you meet her.

0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:48.440
<v Speaker 2>As a VP? I mean it was like a very small, like,

0:53:48.560 --> 0:53:51.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, like forty people in the room type donor.

0:53:51.920 --> 0:53:54.040
<v Speaker 5>Oh in spins gatherines.

0:53:54.520 --> 0:53:55.719
<v Speaker 2>And she seems super cool.

0:53:55.920 --> 0:53:58.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, was it a pitty freak off, dude? And she

0:53:59.040 --> 0:54:00.839
<v Speaker 5>was like, work a haul and I go, that's right,

0:54:00.960 --> 0:54:02.879
<v Speaker 5>she goes, I wouldn't mind working that small day.

0:54:02.960 --> 0:54:06.360
<v Speaker 2>She goes, durs is my favorite care sixty nine man

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<v Speaker 2>number two, one sixty nine Man number two. Politicians I've met,

0:54:11.280 --> 0:54:15.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know Paul the Poundstone, PAULA Poundstone ran for office.

0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:18.160
<v Speaker 3>Didn't know that Jesse Ventura did. And he's a fucking

0:54:18.360 --> 0:54:19.200
<v Speaker 3>sick ass food.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, well, yeah I met dude, met Arnold one time.

0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:24.240
<v Speaker 5>You know, he fucking rocked.

0:54:24.360 --> 0:54:27.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean unreal. Yeah, dude, I played Commando for my

0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:28.040
<v Speaker 2>kids the other day.

0:54:28.200 --> 0:54:29.880
<v Speaker 5>What the hell is that? A little adult?

0:54:30.040 --> 0:54:30.120
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:54:30.320 --> 0:54:34.959
<v Speaker 5>Wow? Love that train and these soldiers bro love that dude.

0:54:35.360 --> 0:54:37.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, let me just say this. They like the movie.

0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:40.279
<v Speaker 2>They're into it. They're into it. Yes, when he gets

0:54:40.400 --> 0:54:43.200
<v Speaker 2>to like so he goes to like catalinaor some island

0:54:43.200 --> 0:54:45.080
<v Speaker 2>out there where there's like a secret headquarters, and he

0:54:45.080 --> 0:54:47.399
<v Speaker 2>starts gearing up and he's like zipping the vest.

0:54:47.640 --> 0:54:49.920
<v Speaker 5>Is that when he like is carrying trees around is

0:54:49.960 --> 0:54:52.160
<v Speaker 5>like a training that's the very beginning.

0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:54.400
<v Speaker 2>When you meet him, you go, okay, this guy's formidable.

0:54:54.719 --> 0:54:58.560
<v Speaker 2>When he gears up to take on the hundred guys

0:54:58.640 --> 0:55:01.200
<v Speaker 2>or whatever, and he's like tying nads on, shoving like

0:55:01.280 --> 0:55:04.440
<v Speaker 2>knives and places guns here there everywhere, tying boots.

0:55:04.440 --> 0:55:05.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, that's the best.

0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:08.799
<v Speaker 2>My kids stand up off the couch, yes, and are

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:09.800
<v Speaker 2>just and I'm.

0:55:09.680 --> 0:55:15.600
<v Speaker 11>Just like they're like yes, like with everything that gets

0:55:15.719 --> 0:55:18.360
<v Speaker 11>And when he's like painting the fucking camel and he

0:55:18.440 --> 0:55:19.960
<v Speaker 11>puts the gun on his shoulder, I.

0:55:19.880 --> 0:55:22.879
<v Speaker 5>Am getting fucking jack and juicy. Just listening to this.

0:55:23.280 --> 0:55:27.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like, this never gets old. Watching Jack Dude's

0:55:27.239 --> 0:55:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Hero or combat, Oh oh god, I could watch it

0:55:30.520 --> 0:55:30.919
<v Speaker 2>all day.

0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:33.960
<v Speaker 3>But also, hey, hear me out, would it be still

0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:37.400
<v Speaker 3>with its still be cool? Maybe not cool, but would

0:55:37.400 --> 0:55:40.120
<v Speaker 3>it be funny if just I was shirtless doing the

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:41.080
<v Speaker 3>exact same thing.

0:55:41.880 --> 0:55:42.840
<v Speaker 5>Would it be funny?

0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:46.279
<v Speaker 2>I think with music and if you can give me

0:55:46.520 --> 0:55:49.919
<v Speaker 2>something behind the eyes, Adam, yes, that tells me you're

0:55:50.080 --> 0:55:51.000
<v Speaker 2>serious about this.

0:55:51.320 --> 0:55:53.640
<v Speaker 5>Okay. I mean, I'm saying for any of us, but

0:55:53.760 --> 0:55:57.080
<v Speaker 5>I think my body's probably the most porridge base right now.

0:55:57.680 --> 0:56:00.279
<v Speaker 2>I think I think it's that you have in the

0:56:00.360 --> 0:56:03.439
<v Speaker 2>eyes and we know you're gonna kill mm you get

0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:03.840
<v Speaker 2>a pass.

0:56:04.120 --> 0:56:06.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I like that. I like any sort of.

0:56:06.040 --> 0:56:06.839
<v Speaker 2>Like music helps.

0:56:06.880 --> 0:56:09.200
<v Speaker 5>The music helps gear up scenes, right, because I mean,

0:56:09.280 --> 0:56:11.919
<v Speaker 5>obviously Arnold's the best version of it, but I think

0:56:12.280 --> 0:56:15.600
<v Speaker 5>seeing anyone if like, if if Leslie Nielsen were to

0:56:15.680 --> 0:56:17.960
<v Speaker 5>do that in a naked gun, I would say it's

0:56:18.000 --> 0:56:21.920
<v Speaker 5>the best sequence ever, right, or Leslie Jones any Leslie.

0:56:22.239 --> 0:56:25.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they did it in Uh. I want to say

0:56:25.080 --> 0:56:26.920
<v Speaker 3>they did it in hot Shots. It might have been

0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:29.440
<v Speaker 3>hot Shots Part due, right, I think he like or

0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:32.360
<v Speaker 3>maybe something he suits up and then it's in It's.

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:34.280
<v Speaker 2>In Rambow First Blood Part two. He does the exact

0:56:34.280 --> 0:56:34.719
<v Speaker 2>same thing.

0:56:35.040 --> 0:56:36.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and then something happens.

0:56:36.120 --> 0:56:37.880
<v Speaker 3>He like puts on all the gear and then like

0:56:37.960 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 3>he's standing there and then he like falls over because

0:56:40.600 --> 0:56:42.480
<v Speaker 3>it's so heavy, and that's like the end of the bit.

0:56:42.760 --> 0:56:44.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they did it, and I'm gonna get your sucker,

0:56:44.840 --> 0:56:46.280
<v Speaker 2>like this is this is classic.

0:56:46.520 --> 0:56:50.840
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so it's fresh comedy. Yeah, they were.

0:56:50.680 --> 0:56:54.359
<v Speaker 2>Asking me if he was CGI. Can you imagine being

0:56:54.440 --> 0:56:57.640
<v Speaker 2>so jacked that children ask if you're CGI.

0:56:57.360 --> 0:56:59.960
<v Speaker 5>That's so cool? Hot hot, hot hot, that's so cool?

0:57:00.040 --> 0:57:01.640
<v Speaker 2>And then I had to explain, I go. He was

0:57:01.760 --> 0:57:06.160
<v Speaker 2>like Firstgi, he was the first famous bodybuilder people used

0:57:06.160 --> 0:57:08.080
<v Speaker 2>to just like work out in New Bodybuilding. He was

0:57:08.080 --> 0:57:09.920
<v Speaker 2>in Mister Universe six times in a row.

0:57:10.000 --> 0:57:12.560
<v Speaker 5>And they're like, but now everyone looks like that, and

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:14.240
<v Speaker 5>you're like, I know, it's so annoying.

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:17.960
<v Speaker 3>Kind of Yeah, nobody looks like Arnold do God damn,

0:57:18.080 --> 0:57:20.200
<v Speaker 3>he's fucking flawless, dude.

0:57:20.480 --> 0:57:22.800
<v Speaker 5>He's the perfect meat mountain.

0:57:23.320 --> 0:57:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Gay I sponsored by gay I Sponsored by gay I.

0:57:28.040 --> 0:57:31.080
<v Speaker 2>I did feel lucky. I was like, I'm so lucky

0:57:31.120 --> 0:57:32.680
<v Speaker 2>that we grew up in that era.

0:57:33.080 --> 0:57:36.240
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, yeah, we were. We're so lucky. We've seen

0:57:36.280 --> 0:57:36.480
<v Speaker 5>it all.

0:57:36.520 --> 0:57:38.479
<v Speaker 3>We've got to see that, and we've got to see

0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:42.320
<v Speaker 3>fucking the food boys pod Like.

0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:45.720
<v Speaker 2>We're so fucked. Like, you know, like girls growing up,

0:57:45.760 --> 0:57:47.760
<v Speaker 2>they were like in magazines, all these girls are skinny,

0:57:47.800 --> 0:57:52.480
<v Speaker 2>and we were watching Arnold Schwarzbeger movies just being like

0:57:53.320 --> 0:57:55.240
<v Speaker 2>that that's what I need to be. I want to

0:57:55.280 --> 0:57:56.760
<v Speaker 2>be that, and I can't be that. What the hell

0:57:56.840 --> 0:57:57.520
<v Speaker 2>is that?

0:57:57.520 --> 0:57:57.760
<v Speaker 5>That?

0:57:58.080 --> 0:57:58.640
<v Speaker 2>What is that?

0:58:06.000 --> 0:58:08.280
<v Speaker 5>I listened to an audio book. Yeah, I think it's

0:58:08.320 --> 0:58:12.640
<v Speaker 5>called The Last Action Heroes, and it's fucking awesome. You're

0:58:12.760 --> 0:58:16.320
<v Speaker 5>so Studard audio book. Dude, I love it, brother, I

0:58:16.400 --> 0:58:19.120
<v Speaker 5>love it for you. Oh, dude, I love listening to

0:58:19.560 --> 0:58:22.160
<v Speaker 5>well because I drive back and forth from LA quite

0:58:22.160 --> 0:58:26.120
<v Speaker 5>a bit, and then whenever i'm driving I fire it up. Dude, Yeah,

0:58:26.320 --> 0:58:27.240
<v Speaker 5>listen to a book.

0:58:27.320 --> 0:58:30.320
<v Speaker 3>I really appreciate that you don't support podcasts.

0:58:30.360 --> 0:58:33.760
<v Speaker 5>You do audio books. No, no, no, no, dude. I couldn't

0:58:33.800 --> 0:58:39.640
<v Speaker 5>imagine listening to a podcast. I couldn't imagine, Adam, what

0:58:39.760 --> 0:58:42.440
<v Speaker 5>is the highlight? It's just really cool stories about every

0:58:42.640 --> 0:58:43.240
<v Speaker 5>action hero.

0:58:43.440 --> 0:58:45.400
<v Speaker 2>It's like, so like, what's one like that?

0:58:45.480 --> 0:58:47.480
<v Speaker 5>You give me one? You don't think? I know you

0:58:47.520 --> 0:58:49.920
<v Speaker 5>don't remember anything. I don't remember, dude, I have a

0:58:49.920 --> 0:58:52.640
<v Speaker 5>Snapchat memory. I just remember having a great time while

0:58:52.680 --> 0:58:53.280
<v Speaker 5>listening to.

0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:55.560
<v Speaker 2>I would listen to a book, I promise here.

0:58:55.760 --> 0:58:59.080
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's called The Last Action Heroes and it tells

0:58:59.120 --> 0:59:01.680
<v Speaker 5>stories by uh.

0:59:01.480 --> 0:59:04.240
<v Speaker 3>It's gotta be John Claw, Van Dams, the Sylvester Stallone,

0:59:04.560 --> 0:59:05.640
<v Speaker 3>Arnold Schwarzenegger.

0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:09.840
<v Speaker 5>I think Golf Long Wren. It's all the expendables, right

0:59:09.920 --> 0:59:10.640
<v Speaker 5>are we doing?

0:59:10.880 --> 0:59:11.720
<v Speaker 2>Is Bruce Lee?

0:59:11.800 --> 0:59:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:59:12.120 --> 0:59:13.360
<v Speaker 2>Is Bruce Lee up in the mix?

0:59:14.200 --> 0:59:14.480
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:59:14.960 --> 0:59:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I understand that he's a different category, but he's got

0:59:17.080 --> 0:59:18.680
<v Speaker 2>to be mentioned now he's different.

0:59:18.800 --> 0:59:21.040
<v Speaker 5>This is it's all from the eighties and nineties.

0:59:21.280 --> 0:59:21.400
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:59:21.640 --> 0:59:25.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I would like for you guys to guess. There's one, two, three, four, five, six,

0:59:25.840 --> 0:59:26.720
<v Speaker 5>seven eight.

0:59:27.240 --> 0:59:31.400
<v Speaker 3>There's eight guys here, and we got Arnold Arnold sly Yep.

0:59:31.720 --> 0:59:34.600
<v Speaker 3>Those are the two main Dolf j cv D, Dolf

0:59:34.920 --> 0:59:36.680
<v Speaker 3>j CVD uh huh.

0:59:36.680 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 5>Steven Seagal yep. Really, Bruce Willis Bruce, Okay, you're only missing. Uh,

0:59:43.000 --> 0:59:43.600
<v Speaker 5>you're missing.

0:59:44.000 --> 0:59:46.520
<v Speaker 2>There's two more? Yeah, two more, two more, two more.

0:59:46.720 --> 0:59:48.840
<v Speaker 5>Mel Gibs, it's not Mel. It's not Mel.

0:59:49.400 --> 0:59:53.120
<v Speaker 2>Are there any women? No? Okay? Good, good, good, good good?

0:59:54.120 --> 0:59:58.560
<v Speaker 5>You're talking about bro. Absolutely, get the fuck out of here.

0:59:58.640 --> 0:59:59.600
<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

0:59:59.600 --> 1:00:01.440
<v Speaker 5>These are gonna be hard to guess.

1:00:01.800 --> 1:00:04.960
<v Speaker 2>They're not. It is not.

1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:09.480
<v Speaker 5>It's it is not they're qualified.

1:00:09.600 --> 1:00:13.200
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Buck, you don't count the fuck are we talking about?

1:00:13.280 --> 1:00:18.680
<v Speaker 5>Who are the last two? The last two? We can do? Good?

1:00:18.880 --> 1:00:24.880
<v Speaker 5>Is this good podcast? It's great because everyone's yeah, their screams,

1:00:25.160 --> 1:00:28.600
<v Speaker 5>they're like, you're stupid. Fuck, it's right there, you stupid idiot?

1:00:28.760 --> 1:00:31.000
<v Speaker 2>And Adam. Are you saying these are easy or not

1:00:31.040 --> 1:00:31.520
<v Speaker 2>so easy?

1:00:31.600 --> 1:00:35.280
<v Speaker 5>I would say they are. I mean, they're both very famous,

1:00:35.320 --> 1:00:37.680
<v Speaker 5>but I don't. They're not type of mind. And that's

1:00:37.720 --> 1:00:39.520
<v Speaker 5>why you guys are stumped right now.

1:00:39.680 --> 1:00:41.600
<v Speaker 2>No, we're not. We're not stump. We just we're having

1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:43.479
<v Speaker 2>fun talking. Yeah, are not having fun?

1:00:44.080 --> 1:00:47.960
<v Speaker 5>Are they can ask? Are they super buff? They're less

1:00:48.280 --> 1:00:52.320
<v Speaker 5>buff one. I mean they're both badasses. One is like

1:00:52.800 --> 1:00:57.320
<v Speaker 5>Charles Broms, known as he he's a stunt king.

1:00:57.600 --> 1:01:00.680
<v Speaker 3>The other Jackie Chan Jackie Chan and you nailed it.

1:01:01.000 --> 1:01:04.360
<v Speaker 3>And the other is known as a certified badass but

1:01:04.560 --> 1:01:07.960
<v Speaker 3>kind of looks like a dad Nickey Rourke. Oh and

1:01:08.000 --> 1:01:09.640
<v Speaker 3>I already said mel Gibson.

1:01:09.320 --> 1:01:11.840
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't sign off on my life being part

1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:12.360
<v Speaker 2>of this book.

1:01:12.600 --> 1:01:15.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's interesting. He's like maybe one of the most

1:01:15.560 --> 1:01:18.640
<v Speaker 5>like these other guys wins to train with him. He's

1:01:18.680 --> 1:01:19.440
<v Speaker 5>a little bit older.

1:01:19.640 --> 1:01:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Chuck Norris's Chuck Norris.

1:01:22.440 --> 1:01:29.680
<v Speaker 3>So like no, weird, weirdly Chuck Norris is like he

1:01:30.000 --> 1:01:32.120
<v Speaker 3>remember there's like the peak moment where there were all

1:01:32.120 --> 1:01:35.000
<v Speaker 3>these Chuck Norris jokes and ship But I don't think

1:01:35.040 --> 1:01:39.560
<v Speaker 3>people have actually dove into the Chuck Norris movie catalog.

1:01:40.320 --> 1:01:45.480
<v Speaker 5>His movies. His movies are fucking awesome, dude, they are

1:01:45.600 --> 1:01:46.240
<v Speaker 5>so cool.

1:01:46.360 --> 1:01:48.200
<v Speaker 2>So I don't even know if you guys know this,

1:01:48.320 --> 1:01:51.400
<v Speaker 2>but when we did Crossbows and Mustaches are our world

1:01:51.440 --> 1:01:53.680
<v Speaker 2>famous sketch series.

1:01:54.280 --> 1:01:58.080
<v Speaker 5>There's a part where I get crossbows and mustaches.

1:01:58.440 --> 1:02:00.720
<v Speaker 2>I get kidnapped. They put me in a chair and

1:02:00.760 --> 1:02:03.080
<v Speaker 2>they cut the bottom of the chair out my nuts hang.

1:02:03.080 --> 1:02:03.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah they do.

1:02:04.360 --> 1:02:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Now that's that's stolen from a double oh seven movie.

1:02:07.360 --> 1:02:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Right, yes, yes, with Daniel Craig, then Daniel Beautiful Man.

1:02:10.960 --> 1:02:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Then they take a bag with an angry rat and

1:02:13.640 --> 1:02:17.200
<v Speaker 2>they wrap the bag around my nuts. That is taken

1:02:17.680 --> 1:02:21.200
<v Speaker 2>from I believe, and somebody gets somebody give me a

1:02:21.520 --> 1:02:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Missing an Action two? Maybe three?

1:02:25.200 --> 1:02:25.640
<v Speaker 5>Maybe one?

1:02:26.080 --> 1:02:28.520
<v Speaker 2>It's from a Missing in Action. They tie a bag

1:02:28.560 --> 1:02:30.200
<v Speaker 2>over Chuck Norris's head with a rat.

1:02:30.480 --> 1:02:33.080
<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's right, that's right, yes, yes, isn't he hung

1:02:33.160 --> 1:02:34.840
<v Speaker 3>by his legs, hung upside down?

1:02:34.880 --> 1:02:36.280
<v Speaker 2>I think I played it for you guys, so you

1:02:36.360 --> 1:02:37.480
<v Speaker 2>to understand what I was pitching.

1:02:37.600 --> 1:02:37.880
<v Speaker 5>Dude.

1:02:38.080 --> 1:02:40.480
<v Speaker 2>And then they take the bag off and he's got

1:02:40.480 --> 1:02:42.760
<v Speaker 2>the rat in his teeth, and you're just like fuck.

1:02:43.000 --> 1:02:48.600
<v Speaker 5>And in our sketch is his dick uh? Your nuts

1:02:48.640 --> 1:02:51.040
<v Speaker 5>tied to the rats up and killed the.

1:02:51.080 --> 1:02:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Rat, choked it out good.

1:02:52.480 --> 1:02:56.440
<v Speaker 5>It's incredible. Your nuts are so talented. Before I could

1:02:56.480 --> 1:02:58.440
<v Speaker 5>grow a mustache, miss too.

1:02:58.760 --> 1:02:59.680
<v Speaker 2>I know it was two.

1:02:59.680 --> 1:03:03.600
<v Speaker 5>I was, but yeah. One crazy story was John Claude

1:03:03.640 --> 1:03:07.560
<v Speaker 5>Van Dam used to go to He was like twenty.

1:03:07.880 --> 1:03:10.480
<v Speaker 5>He was like twenty four or something or twenty two.

1:03:10.520 --> 1:03:12.720
<v Speaker 5>He was like a young guy. And Chuck Norris is

1:03:12.760 --> 1:03:16.480
<v Speaker 5>almost forty and he's training and John Claude went to

1:03:16.600 --> 1:03:21.040
<v Speaker 5>train with him, and they're like, okay, kid, if you

1:03:21.080 --> 1:03:23.040
<v Speaker 5>could keep up, you could train with us, and then

1:03:23.120 --> 1:03:25.520
<v Speaker 5>I might be able to. And then John Claude couldn't

1:03:26.040 --> 1:03:29.080
<v Speaker 5>was gassed and had to stop working out, and then

1:03:29.360 --> 1:03:31.320
<v Speaker 5>he kept hanging out and he's like, I have to

1:03:32.200 --> 1:03:35.840
<v Speaker 5>let me spar with you, and and you.

1:03:35.880 --> 1:03:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Man, it's pretty good. It's really good.

1:03:38.120 --> 1:03:40.760
<v Speaker 5>Chuck was like, I can't allow you to spar with me.

1:03:40.920 --> 1:03:43.640
<v Speaker 5>I would murder you. That's funny. He's like, you have to,

1:03:43.880 --> 1:03:46.800
<v Speaker 5>and then he just proceeded to kick his ass so

1:03:47.000 --> 1:03:51.000
<v Speaker 5>badly that John Claude couldn't walk out of that. And

1:03:51.120 --> 1:03:53.680
<v Speaker 5>Chuck Norris is a great guy, and he's like, you

1:03:53.720 --> 1:03:57.520
<v Speaker 5>know what, you're tough. You took it. You're my assistant now.

1:03:57.800 --> 1:04:00.240
<v Speaker 5>And then he was his assistant for a whole mind

1:04:01.440 --> 1:04:05.640
<v Speaker 5>shot Jean Claude for however long until he got his

1:04:05.720 --> 1:04:07.480
<v Speaker 5>like first big movie and then he left.

1:04:07.880 --> 1:04:12.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Chuck's assistant, well notoriously Chuck Norris and also Steven Sagall.

1:04:12.200 --> 1:04:15.320
<v Speaker 3>But I would take Chuck over Steven. They are real fighters,

1:04:15.360 --> 1:04:16.920
<v Speaker 3>they like are actually trained.

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan Murphy needs to make that show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, but Steven Chagall was like he was great.

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<v Speaker 3>But also everything for Chuck, for Steven Sagall is unverified.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like he said he trains with this guy, but

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<v Speaker 3>that really wasn't It's not sure. Like Chuck Norris won

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<v Speaker 3>competitions like.

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<v Speaker 2>He is the guy he was a world champion.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a real actual badass. John Claude

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<v Speaker 3>Van Dam was a ballerina, let's be honest, but he

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<v Speaker 3>he had.

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally he was a ballerina, yes he but who

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<v Speaker 2>also did martial arts.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but he did ballot. But here's the here's the shade.

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<v Speaker 2>That's does Chuck Norris have a trademark? Because John Claude

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I have a trademark.

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<v Speaker 5>I do this. What's this the splits? Yeah, yeah he

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<v Speaker 5>does split. I thought, like a trademark.

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<v Speaker 2>If he had a trademark, move but if any of

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<v Speaker 2>us did the splits, not cool. If anyone does the splits,

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<v Speaker 2>not When Sean Claude van Dam does the splits, it's cool.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, dude, I don't know if you saw my Jennifer

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<v Speaker 5>Hudson Tunnel Walk Spirit Tunnel Walk sixty nine did I

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<v Speaker 5>did do the splits and and it was very well received.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very well I told my algorithm, cool, I

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<v Speaker 2>told my algorithm stop sending me the fucking Jennifer Hudson

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<v Speaker 2>tumbled out.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, oh no, it is the Spirit Walk because

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<v Speaker 5>I did it the once. Now, I told my publicist.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I did it like now now when I

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<v Speaker 5>go back to do press and I'm doing Jennifer Hudson,

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<v Speaker 5>which I'm sure I will, and I had a great

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<v Speaker 5>time on the show. Yeah, do I have to do

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<v Speaker 5>the Spirit Walk again? Yeah? You gave it your all.

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<v Speaker 5>I gave it my all. Did anybody done it twice?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure you have to. You have to bring that

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<v Speaker 5>much energy again. Tough.

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<v Speaker 3>No, sorry, I don't like, I can't wait. We gotta

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<v Speaker 3>get you in that fucking Spirit Walk. I can't wait

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<v Speaker 3>to watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't get anxiety. I my skin is crawling

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<v Speaker 2>having to tell those people.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing would make me happier than to watch rs not

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<v Speaker 3>to not do just walk down it and be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like there and Adam tell me if I'm wrong here

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<v Speaker 2>and maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong. Uhuh to me,

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing worse than like manufactured good times for sure, sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but does it feel like an actual good time?

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<v Speaker 3>I had a pretty damn good time doing it because

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<v Speaker 3>they're just chanting your name, they're and they're doing fun

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<v Speaker 3>songs and uh I ended up having a.

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<v Speaker 5>Great time At first. I was like because I wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>real that's right. No, I just kept running back and

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<v Speaker 5>forth through it. I didn't have to do it twice.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you told before that they were like do

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<v Speaker 2>it again.

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<v Speaker 5>No, well that's not true. Check the tapes, yeah, check

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<v Speaker 5>the tapes. I've never I've never said that I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>have to do it again. I do recall that. I

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<v Speaker 5>do recall you saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, No. The thing was is I walked out

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<v Speaker 5>and they were there chanting, and I wasn't ready.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to know the thing. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>know the truth.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't handle the truth, so then I had to

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<v Speaker 5>go back in. I wasn't ready. They're like and then

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<v Speaker 5>I like stepped out real quick of the little room

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<v Speaker 5>and they start changing. I'm like, no, I'm not. This

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<v Speaker 5>isn't like the shirt I'm wearing or whatever. So I

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<v Speaker 5>had to go back in change the shirt. Uh you

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<v Speaker 5>see you Any take backs, apologies, any epic slams?

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<v Speaker 2>Um, do you want to take back hitting that girl

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<v Speaker 2>with the fucking.

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<v Speaker 5>I would like to take that back. Yeah, I feel

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<v Speaker 5>I felt bad. Initially. I felt very bad when the

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<v Speaker 5>mom reached out and shamed me as she should have.

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<v Speaker 5>I would be pissed to if if it was my daughter.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh and some middle aged comedic actor got on stage

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<v Speaker 5>and spiked a five pound lobster roll bitch covered in

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<v Speaker 5>an entire tin of caviar on my daughter's head. It's

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<v Speaker 5>getting worse. I would be bummed.

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<v Speaker 3>How could you? Did you get to eat the lobster

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<v Speaker 3>roll at all? Or it just wentn't you're liking or

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<v Speaker 3>you just like no? I would just was like the audience,

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<v Speaker 3>great question, Blake.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought people were giving the food.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I didn't even understand the story because I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know if you ate it or tasted it or not.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's just like wild. And then Trey Trey threw

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<v Speaker 5>out this giant thing of ice cream and it's and

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<v Speaker 5>it hit this guy in the head and he liked it.

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<v Speaker 5>You just aimed at minor. He liked it. He was

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<v Speaker 5>like a guy. He was just like a dude. I

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<v Speaker 5>wish I would have if I would have hit a dude.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel great about this whole thing. It's the fact

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<v Speaker 5>that it missed the dude. I was aiming and hit

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<v Speaker 5>a pack of little blonde girls were there just to

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<v Speaker 5>see Benson Boone and and be excited about living life Bensimstead.

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<v Speaker 5>They got bumpered. They got bumpered.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a bumper.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, girl's got bumpered. And that's my bo and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>very sorry. I would like to give a big shout

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<v Speaker 5>out to my boy honors home a bit forty eight

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<v Speaker 5>years old. I'm forty four. Forty four, forty four, you

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<v Speaker 5>seem older than that.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you imagine if I was forty eight?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I can't wait, and I'll give him

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<v Speaker 3>a big clam I'll say, there's a year old ass dirt, Baby,

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<v Speaker 3>old dirt.

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<v Speaker 2>Classic classic.

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<v Speaker 5>It was fun. I just posted, you know, because you

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<v Speaker 5>have to post about your friends, and it's the birthday,

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<v Speaker 5>you have to Oh my god, I posted about you

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<v Speaker 5>today and I went back and was like, it's nice

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<v Speaker 5>that now you can just like you're in my little

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<v Speaker 5>I have so many photos with you throughout the years.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just like in your phone, it just says honders

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<v Speaker 5>and then I can click on that button and it

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<v Speaker 5>shows up every photo we've ever taken together, which is

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<v Speaker 5>like twelve hundred. And I went back through the creates

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<v Speaker 5>and found like some super old ones. It was fun

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<v Speaker 5>to go back and relive rehash those men.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I'm gonna look at them all in bed tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Those the Mutton where you can just you can really

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<v Speaker 3>just fall into photos of your phone. Like when you

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<v Speaker 3>start to go back, it's it's better than any TV show.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the TV show of your life. It's really beautiful.

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<v Speaker 5>I know this was heady. I know this is heady.

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<v Speaker 5>As much as I want to end on that, that's

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<v Speaker 5>a little dunce. That's a little dense. But I do

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<v Speaker 5>that a lot on planes when I'm you know, just

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<v Speaker 5>not wanting to buy the Wi Fi.

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, I go, let me look at every photo

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<v Speaker 3>I've ever taken the go go yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Here, I want to say thank you to all my

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<v Speaker 2>well wishers and the d MS. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank definitely say I think here's my.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing though, and you guys know I gotta have a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, yes, you do for you guys. I love

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<v Speaker 2>like being mentioned in your stories. I appreciate oh good.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, but we're in this era.

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<v Speaker 2>We're now like the expectations that like, you get reposted.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh yeah, don't worry, you don't got to repost. I

1:11:03.160 --> 1:11:07.280
<v Speaker 5>prefer few. It would be nice. I understand it would

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<v Speaker 5>be nice.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel like I got a I got a

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<v Speaker 2>few that I was like, I feel like you're just

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<v Speaker 2>doing this to be reposted.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's it's definitely a movie. That's

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<v Speaker 5>a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, look at that's a fake mustache.

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<v Speaker 5>But but there's exactly what yah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah little yeah, No, you're you are right though, there's

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<v Speaker 3>there are people who who tag you to get a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of your birthday juice.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't like it at all. I don't like

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<v Speaker 5>it and call them out by name right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably will. I probably will on another episode.

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<v Speaker 5>Like didn't like, didn't do anything I did. I gave

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<v Speaker 5>him an epic slam dude zero. Another episode that was

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<v Speaker 5>a dance episode. That's a big bitch. That's a big bitch.

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<v Speaker 5>Why are we playing this song? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just fun to go out on his Caddyshack

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<v Speaker 3>and Caddy Shack Gopher and we were I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>why it came into my head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll come into your head. I love it.

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<v Speaker 5>Had well, happy birthday, Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, and I'll repost you guys.