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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

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Speaker 2: This is important.

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Speaker 3: I deep throated some hot dogs and I was so

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Speaker 3: good at it.

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Speaker 2: Who was that? Nobody that just made me come standing here?

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Speaker 3: Goddamn huge, fucking flawless dude. He's the perfect meat mountain.

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Speaker 2: Buckle up.

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Speaker 4: Who yeah, baby day.

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Speaker 3: Honors home everybody, Thank you, Adam, thank you, Blay Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Wow, dude, how does it feel to celebrate?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 5: Do you?

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Speaker 3: Dude?

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Speaker 2: Forty four?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Forty four dude, damn you You're oldest dirt.

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Speaker 2: Do you think all of us are going to make

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Speaker 2: it to sixty nine?

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Speaker 5: Dude? I hope So.

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Speaker 3: I was thinking about it in the shower the other day.

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Speaker 3: I hope, Oh I make it to sixty nine?

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Speaker 5: Idly all you know, living to sixty nine in the shower?

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Speaker 2: Ye?

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Speaker 5: Why whine? I'm you know.

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Speaker 3: I was more thinking about how we had a character

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Speaker 3: on Workaholics called sixty nine.

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Speaker 5: Man, wait, did we who was who was that? It was?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 3: I don't know what episode it was, but we like

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Speaker 3: asked the dude, what how old he is and he

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Speaker 3: says he's sixty nine, and we like flip out and

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Speaker 3: we're like, oh you're sixty nine, man, And I was

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Speaker 3: just like.

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Speaker 5: God, that is good television right there. Ye man, boy,

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Speaker 5: our show is so good. Our show is so I.

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Speaker 2: Might have to do a rewatch.

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Speaker 5: God damn. Yeah, we should go back and rewatch man.

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Speaker 5: You know it would be fun. Maybe we do a

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Speaker 5: companion podcast and that would be fun, and we just

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Speaker 5: do a rewatch. That would be fun, really fun. That

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Speaker 5: could be really cool winning. Look what we just did, dude, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: we just gave ourselves another job. Holy shit.

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Speaker 2: And do we do it as characters have never seen

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Speaker 2: the show before and the US and essentially talk about

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Speaker 2: how good and funny it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we do like super in depth character dives and

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Speaker 3: then we watch it, but.

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Speaker 2: We dress as like Jen Alpha's and we're like, we're.

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Speaker 6: Gonna watch this show. We heard it's funny, our dads

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Speaker 6: used to watch it.

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Speaker 3: We're like, I hear it's Ohio, but it could be

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Speaker 3: skimmity toilet.

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Speaker 5: Yeah I'm not sure. Yeah, Okay.

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Speaker 6: Two minutes in feeling pretty riskful, a lot of rizs

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Speaker 6: ariz on this guy.

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Speaker 3: It's all riz up I feel like the Rizzler when

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Speaker 3: I got to the end of the episode, this.

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Speaker 5: One's fine boom.

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Speaker 2: You guys have seen these podcasts with like tweens, right.

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Speaker 5: Dude, dude, the food Guy, Food Boys. Baby.

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Speaker 3: They are so much better than us at podcasting. It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: It actually really kind of disappoints me because they're so talented.

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Speaker 2: Wait. Sorry, I'm just talking about like random like kids

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Speaker 2: that are have like microphones and sit around on like

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Speaker 2: the couch and the basement and they're like.

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Speaker 6: What'd you think of the new fucking Star Wars movie?

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Speaker 3: You're probably talking about these guys. Yes, it's like these

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Speaker 3: three kids. Okay, no, I think there's five of them.

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Speaker 5: Oh, they're You're right.

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Speaker 2: But they're like fully articulate youngsters.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and they they these these kids sit around and

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Speaker 5: they just talk about food. It's very food based. And

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Speaker 5: they're like, so, what is your favorite burger? Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: would say McDonald's. McDonald's is my favorite burger. You have

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Speaker 5: you had five guys?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this is the Yeah have you had

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Speaker 2: five guys? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, five guys? Pretty good. Yeah, it's and that's all

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Speaker 5: it is. And it's incredibly better than anything that we've

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Speaker 5: ever done. It's incredible. It's so pure.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy. As an adult, you're like very bored by

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Speaker 2: their conversations, but like for them and kids their age,

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Speaker 2: they're like, these are the conversations they're having.

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Speaker 3: Adams just like fucking chomping at the bit, like what

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Speaker 3: they're gonna say next.

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Speaker 2: The things we talk about are really entertaining and important.

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Speaker 5: Right, I mean, we're obviously very this is all very important.

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Speaker 3: But yes, yeah, yeah, we're like a news We're basically

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Speaker 3: a news fucking channel, dude.

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Speaker 5: But you know, sometimes I feel like when you listen

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Speaker 5: to us, it's we get so heady, and we so

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Speaker 5: get in the weeds with these topics. You need a

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Speaker 5: reprieve from that, and so you go over to the

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Speaker 5: food boys and you just hear them talk about like

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Speaker 5: their favorite types of cheese and what and what they

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Speaker 5: like cheese on. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think it's it's well established that, like you don't

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Speaker 2: even really get our episodes until three four five listens

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Speaker 2: in oh yeah of the same episode.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah. Lists. It's very dense. It's very very dense, superheady,

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Speaker 5: super dense.

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Speaker 2: It's dense in a way that other podcasts aren't dense.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we're very specifically dense exactly.

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Speaker 2: Oh good for you.

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Speaker 3: But those guys, those guys are surface level and I

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Speaker 3: feel like they appeal to to so Oh they're incredible,

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Speaker 3: they're so good.

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Speaker 5: And what is crazy is their podcast gets I want

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Speaker 5: to say, hundreds of millions. It's it's them and Rogan

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Speaker 5: right now, battling for supremacy. Yeah, I believe in my world,

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Speaker 5: according to my algorithm, that's what's happening. No, you're right,

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Speaker 5: you are right, you are right. SmartLess has dropped.

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Speaker 3: They are making private jet money, their own cruise ship

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Speaker 3: type money, and what are they going to do with it?

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Speaker 5: Imagine the food they're going to have on.

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Speaker 2: The Okay, no, no, no, these guys are they're done that.

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Speaker 2: One of them will die war twenty I hate to

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Speaker 2: be this guy, but one of them is gonna die

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Speaker 2: on for twenty on for twenty.

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Speaker 5: One of the food boys. You know what which sucks.

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Speaker 5: We're not giving them flowers. I know these are children,

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Speaker 5: where these are children. We're not trying to put this

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Speaker 5: on them.

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Speaker 2: What the hell I'm warning them, I'm warning them.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh smoke, Hey, theirs is really wise. He's

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Speaker 3: giving some wisdom on his birthday. You're saying they're making

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Speaker 3: PJ money. Who's in charge of this money?

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Speaker 5: Man? Yeah, yeah, that's true. You think their dad, who's

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Speaker 5: doing a bunch of cocaine?

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Speaker 2: This is the tails all the time. These parents better

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Speaker 2: be realing them in. That's all I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 3: Their parents are pocketing all the money. They're not getting

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Speaker 3: any of the money. That doesn't help you guys get

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Speaker 3: these sort of videos, these algorithmic sort of is this

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Speaker 3: what your algorithm is pushing?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't this mean white power?

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Speaker 5: No, that's loose. Buttole No, I'm just going, oh, he's

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Speaker 5: a tally. You're not doing a white power or I'm

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Speaker 5: just saying with talking with my hands on where they

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Speaker 5: say it's like, you know, some big star Timothy Challame

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Speaker 5: made eighteen million dollars this year, and then it shows

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Speaker 5: an unboxing video kid and he made like forty eight

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Speaker 5: million dollars this year. And then it shows, you know, whatever,

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Speaker 5: Sidney Sweeney and she made twelve million dollars this year

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Speaker 5: or whatever it is, right, I think.

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Speaker 2: Our algorithms are different. Mine is just Sidney Sweeney.

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Speaker 5: Wow, dude. And then it shows like another little kid

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Speaker 5: that you've never heard of, and they're like, they made

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Speaker 5: eighty seven million dollars. Aren't you a fucking idiot for

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Speaker 5: being an actor? And then essentially it's make automated YouTube

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Speaker 5: posts and you two can can make hundreds of thousands

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Speaker 5: of dollars a month. Do you guys get that at all?

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Speaker 5: What is my algorithm telling you? I think telling you

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Speaker 5: to cash out? Bro?

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Speaker 2: Look, I think that you have I think you have

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Speaker 2: different aspirations that seem to be monetary, and I guess

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Speaker 2: so you give a fuck?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's and maybe it's time to start switching

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Speaker 3: over embracing the future.

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Speaker 5: There's there's new ways.

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Speaker 2: But also these kids, their audience is their age, so

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Speaker 2: it's a different way to monetize themselves. Whereas our demo we.

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Speaker 5: Didn't have that. We didn't have that when we were seven.

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Speaker 5: We couldn't just unbox videos.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're like, but we're between it. We're between them,

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Speaker 2: Like we came in to make movies and TV as

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Speaker 2: they were dying, and.

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Speaker 5: Then that was stupid of us.

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Speaker 2: When the Internet took off, we had already like made

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Speaker 2: the leap and invested in TV and movies. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 2: and guys, we're fucked.

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Speaker 5: We're streaked. That's why.

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Speaker 2: That's why we're miserable. That's why we're dead broke.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's fuck AI, AI, this is I'm glad we're talking

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Speaker 3: about this.

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Speaker 5: This is important. This is a news podcast, so that's

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Speaker 5: it's important. You dance, very, very heavy, very dance. I

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Speaker 5: will say the new Google it's unreal Google. Well the

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Speaker 5: new Google video. AI, I don't know this. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 5: a there's a video of these two people. They look

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Speaker 5: like just people. They look exactly like people, like humans,

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Speaker 5: like humans, human people, human people. Blake, are you following,

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Speaker 5: I'm not just making we're on the same page.

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Speaker 2: Okay, he's had too many Sierra Nevadas.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and they are good. They're going down smooth. I

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Speaker 5: love that green can.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So they look just like and then you're able to

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Speaker 5: put in the prompt like they're on a train in

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Speaker 5: the nineteen thirties and they're talking with each other, and

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Speaker 5: then they're you know, in the future, and then they're wherever,

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Speaker 5: and it looks perfect.

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Speaker 2: It looks perfect, it looks it looks real, looks real. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: like you write a script. They say the words, the words.

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Speaker 2: They are saying become expressed on their face also and

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Speaker 2: like their body language. Yeah, so like you can say,

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Speaker 2: like have them talk about white supremacy and they'll just

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Speaker 2: start doing this, Blake, So like that's something you would do, right.

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Speaker 3: What No, I'm gonna make them fuck each other for sure, though,

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Speaker 3: come on, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's that's the ultimate white supremacy.

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Speaker 5: Doesn't turn into a porno immediately, dude. Well, and you know,

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Speaker 5: and you know Google. You know Google's not going to

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Speaker 5: allow that, which sucks, but there's gonna be there's going

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Speaker 5: to be off as soon as it becomes possible that

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Speaker 5: that some fucking guy in the valley.

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Speaker 3: See Adam, I know where you're going. We gotta get

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Speaker 3: ahead of that. We gotta be the poster boys for that.

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Speaker 2: We should talk to these guys.

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Speaker 5: We gotta be the leaders of gay eye poster boys.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: We gotta be gay iye where you can make all gay.

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Speaker 2: I Did you just say gay?

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Speaker 5: Iye?

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Speaker 2: Did you say gay? I? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I did? She did? And he's just why, hey, Blake,

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Speaker 5: why gay? Though?

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Speaker 3: Because it's like it's like, Okay, how many text reads

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Speaker 5: Like that's cool, dude.

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Speaker 3: Like as a joke, Like I load up and I'm

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Speaker 5: This is fucking cool, dude. Yeah, that's cool. That's funny.

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Speaker 2: You give us like micro penises, giving yourself like a

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I mean for sure, for sure. Now it's fun.

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Speaker 5: It's fun you're having with your bros. Now that you

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Speaker 3: It, you'll get it on the fourth listen, brother Trush.

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Speaker 5: I understand what you're saying, but I think there is

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Speaker 2: A slippery slow or both.

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Speaker 5: You could do whatever. I disagree. I disagree.

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Speaker 2: you spending like developing these videos of you fucking your boys? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Bro, I'm already kind of there with like And also

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Speaker 5: I think we're gonna keep it right here. Let's keep

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Speaker 3: No, dude, I'm just I'm already there with what you're

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Speaker 5: I'm already kind of there.

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Speaker 3: Like imagine, I'm sure you are with like face swap,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, if you look up Adam divine like fucking

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Speaker 2: Adam's like, I don't understand my algorithm. It's all like

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Speaker 5: Me getting getting blaze.

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Speaker 2: That's not your guys algorithm. No.

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Speaker 5: Some people have sent me like weird gay porno, and

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Speaker 5: I have those images saved. I'm not joking.

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Speaker 2: See, and why do they have them or why they

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Speaker 5: Well, it was just a facewak. Yeah, it's just a

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Speaker 3: I have I have them saved from a long time ago.

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Speaker 3: But it's yeah, it's a Google away for sure. They're

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Speaker 5: So I'm careful not to have too good of a time. Okay,

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Speaker 5: I mean there's nothing.

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Speaker 3: then it is. I just wrote Aunders home gay and

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Speaker 2: It's just it just said, yes, yes, Google, gosh, what

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Speaker 5: You write porno?

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Speaker 3: He said, uh huh, okay, wow, you are you're some

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Speaker 5: There's not it's it's it's you getting your asshole eating

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Speaker 2: By the dog oh top five.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm not seeing any Yeah, I'm not seeing

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Speaker 5: that was just ass play. That was straight ass play though.

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Speaker 2: He turned out to be gay though. That was the

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Speaker 5: Can't they just give us a win?

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Speaker 2: That was a good movie, so funny.

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Speaker 5: What was that movie called again?

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Speaker 3: That was a Top five? Top five five? It was

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Speaker 3: very funny. There's a very funny reveal in that movie.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh yeah there was leg Yeah. I

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Speaker 5: I agree. Do you get stopped at all ever?

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Speaker 2: For that movie? You know the last the last time

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Speaker 5: Evanston knows how to rap. That's cool.

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Speaker 2: They get it. And I was like, yeah, I guess

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Speaker 2: you could bring up the movie where I get my

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Speaker 2: asshole filled with hot sauce. You could do that?

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Speaker 5: You imagine? Did they mentioned game over man? Or they

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Speaker 5: skipped over that one?

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Speaker 2: Skipped over over man?

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Speaker 5: The one?

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Speaker 3: The one you wrote you I'm sorry kind of weirdard?

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Speaker 5: How how did that go? That was recently right?

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Speaker 5: Did we talked about it on the Yeah? Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: To say, what we touched on it?

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry twice. I gotta get on my fourth one

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Speaker 5: to really Yeah, it's too dense. You got to listen

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Speaker 2: Did you guys listen to it your speech? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: No, I did not watch the I'm just too busy

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Speaker 5: looking up honors honors home getting railed by his friends. Yes,

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Speaker 5: too busy getting blazed.

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Speaker 2: Hey, there's some there's some wisdom.

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Speaker 3: In there by his homeboys told me there's one site

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Speaker 3: for it, gay, I I'm telling you I dot com.

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Speaker 2: Here's so. Here's the question. If if a video of

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Speaker 2: and and was and made me more known or more famous. Sure, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I don't know if they would mention it, but I

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Speaker 2: Showing right like and and and we don't need to

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Speaker 2: bring this up, but will when? At what point do

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Speaker 2: you think Kim Kardashian cleared the bar okay of the

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Speaker 5: How you know that?

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Speaker 3: That's an interesting stat I think it's all monetary.

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Speaker 5: I think it's all monetary.

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Speaker 2: And by the clear of the bar, I mean rage a.

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Speaker 3: Huge his long jump stick of the cock dude or

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Speaker 5: I think it's all monetary. I think once she became

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Speaker 5: then people suddenly gave it the pass at what.

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Speaker 2: Position on your list of people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when in the algo does she start popping up?

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Speaker 3: Not for the porn, not for pornos.

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Speaker 2: So you have to make a quarter billion dollars for

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Speaker 5: I'm still gonna said that he's losing what for four

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Speaker 5: He didn't make it, he didn't make it A sixty nine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you gotta make a quarter billion before

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, those videos were pretty legendary. She was.

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Speaker 3: You know what I will say, I think it's it's

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Speaker 5: I mean, she mastered it.

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Speaker 2: But my point is we have though we're past it.

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Speaker 2: We're past it.

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Speaker 5: We have we are because she did make so much money.

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Speaker 3: But if like I dropped a sex tape where you know,

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Speaker 2: I think you're being self deprecating. Yeah, I got a.

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Speaker 5: Throw it down?

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Speaker 2: Are we doing a sack cam on you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I agree. I agree with Blake. I've I've been just

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Speaker 5: doesn't sound like anything seething.

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Speaker 3: Wait, okay, come on, come on, dude, it doesn't sound

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Speaker 5: Then it's not about sounds.

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Speaker 3: Some people really throw it down very silently, very silently,

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Speaker 5: I feel like you do hear some noises. I don't

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Speaker 2: Blake puts a hand over his own mouth, and it's like.

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Speaker 3: It's so silent you you kind of don't hear anything happening, right,

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Speaker 3: And you're like.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like sleeping, right, that's weird.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: When when she when she moans, it sounds like snorting.

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Speaker 5: It's really weird.

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Speaker 2: Sleep attack.

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Speaker 5: Couldn't know it sounds like thats like it sounds like

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Speaker 5: Blake whispering. Okay, And when we leave the room, just

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Speaker 5: say that we had sex.

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Speaker 2: Do you promise me?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Okay, I promise, No way, bro, When I yo, when

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Speaker 8: I fu, when I it sound like sleep apnea, dog,

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Speaker 8: I put her on the sea, pat Bro, don't worry

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, I don't even I don't even know what

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Speaker 2: She walks out the bedroom like her foot's asleep.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, bro Tingley, I leave it.

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Speaker 2: To like her whole body, like her whole body's asleep,

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Speaker 5: I just want to party. It's like I fell asleep

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Speaker 5: on her arm. Dude, Just pretend that we had sex

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Speaker 5: and then we go out and be like, oh, that

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Speaker 7: Actually, tell Adam, tell Adam.

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Speaker 2: What does hawk Tua have to do to not be

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Speaker 5: Right, I think she's gonna have to make hundreds of

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Speaker 5: It's like to step me outside, girl?

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Speaker 3: How about that? Catch me outside? Oh yeah that's science.

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Speaker 3: Yeah they catched me outside girl?

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Speaker 5: How about that? I think? Like, I mean, she still

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Speaker 2: This is an only only fans thing, right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do believe she made her money that way.

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Speaker 3: She's also a hip hop artist.

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Speaker 2: She's also got cancer.

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Speaker 5: What I waited a minute?

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00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,240
Speaker 2: Old, I think she's got some situation.

446
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,800
Speaker 3: Well, she's doing a lot, but I don't she's doing

447
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 3: a lot like I was gonna make a joke.

448
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:24,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's really sad, Adam.

449
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 2: You were going to say about this young woman dealing

450
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 2: with cancer? Good?

451
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 5: What is her name? Names like Vicky or something? What

452
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 5: is it?

453
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 3: It's it's Vicky, Not whoa VICKI that's a different that's

454
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,440
Speaker 3: a different girl.

455
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 2: Who's also outside.

456
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,640
Speaker 5: It's what's her name? Bad Barbie?

457
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 2: Bad baby? Yeah?

458
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I always say bad Barbie. I don't know. Yeah,

459
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:48,439
Speaker 5: it's too bad Okay, okay, yes, so now she's just

460
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 5: bad baby. Yeah, well she's no longer catch me outside?

461
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,639
Speaker 5: How about that? Is she you love? I think so,

462
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,439
Speaker 5: I think she's gone past. I think I think I'm.

463
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 2: At forty four. I think I'm right outside of the

464
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,520
Speaker 2: demo where people you are would definitely know when you

465
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 2: say bad baby. But if you said bad baby, I'd go,

466
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,680
Speaker 2: who is that again? And you'd say, cash me outside.

467
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 5: Kick me out? How about dad? Yeah? What a legend?

468
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 2: Has anybody ever caught her outside?

469
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 5: She's earned more than fifty million dollars, which was initially

470
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 5: met with skepticism, but then she proved that she earns

471
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:26,399
Speaker 5: like almost one point five million dollars a month on OnlyFans.

472
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, and what is she doing on OnlyFans.

473
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 5: I don't know. I've never looked at OnlyFans.

474
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 2: But I haven't either.

475
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 5: I haven't either. I refuse. This makes me want to go, like,

476
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 5: what what is the big whoop do you do? But

477
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,919
Speaker 5: you know what it's gonna be. It's gonna be like

478
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 5: you do it, and then it's hard to cancel because

479
00:22:46,359 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 5: you probably have to read an email. Oh it's like

480
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 5: a gym membership or something. And then suddenly you've looked

481
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 5: at a few a few different pages and suddenly you're

482
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 5: paying like a you know, fifteen hundred dollars month. That

483
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 5: is a good point, Adam.

484
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 2: You're roped into like a peloton type thing for some

485
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 2: girls that can shoot breakfroot top of her coaching.

486
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, ping pump ball is great. It seems worth it.

487
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,719
Speaker 5: That seems worth it.

488
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 3: What is this twenty eight thousand dollars a month you're

489
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 3: spending on some website like.

490
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 2: Adam and Adam, Adam, this is what you say? You go, honey, honey,

491
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 2: she has cancer.

492
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 5: This is a foundation.

493
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,800
Speaker 2: You go, I know, I know how this looks. I

494
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 2: know how this looks. She's got cancer.

495
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 5: Okay, and maybe you maybe you.

496
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 2: Want to stand by the side and watch this happen

497
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 2: to a young woman with a near perfect racked. I'm

498
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: not I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stand by.

499
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 5: No, we can't. We can't stand. I'm not gonna let

500
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 5: it win college.

501
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 2: The kids don't need to go to college anymore. AI,

502
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 2: it's different. We're not saving this money.

503
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 5: There should be a different only fans that is specifically

504
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 5: with only cancer. Yes, that they all have cancer, only cancer.

505
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 5: Then you could go as.

506
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 3: Long as there's a league for gay This is better

507
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 3: than the dark web.

508
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 5: This is the lightweb. This is this is this is

509
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 5: the future here, because then you're just supporting you're just

510
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 5: supporting people with cancer, you know.

511
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Luigi Manoni, Yeah, maybe this is what you

512
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 2: should have done instead of sucking shooting somebody in the

513
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 2: back and now you're in jail.

514
00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 5: Now you're in jail.

515
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bozo getting blazed by your friends.

516
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 5: Oh, he's damn.

517
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 3: He's probably sports he's a hot commodity. What I mean,

518
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 3: what's the likelihood of him currently being blazed.

519
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 5: It's pretty high.

520
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,959
Speaker 2: Think he's getting and by the way, he's jacked. He's jacked, right,

521
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 2: so he probably thinks he's gonna survive. No, not you're

522
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 2: not going to survive.

523
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 3: You're not.

524
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,159
Speaker 2: Those are And we've all had the fantasy of like,

525
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 2: well I would just I would if they put their

526
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 2: dick in my face, I'll just bite their deck off. No, no,

527
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 2: you wouldn't.

528
00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 5: It's science. You would it, dude, you would, because you.

529
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 2: Just make your eyes that there's and there's that too.

530
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 5: They're gonna make you swallow it whole hold it in

531
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 5: there for a while. Wow. Yeah, I thought I'd be

532
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 5: so good at it.

533
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: It's a shame.

534
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 5: It's a bagel.

535
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 2: It's a shame.

536
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 5: It's a shame that you will never cut your commercial,

537
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 5: cut your commercial.

538
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna keep right here.

539
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 5: There you go. Brother, we're out of God and we're

540
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 5: back and we're back. Thank God, Oh thank god. Yeah

541
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 5: that's wild, dude, But you were.

542
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 2: Just you were just talking about you though I would be.

543
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 5: I would be. But yeah, I think we covered that

544
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 5: real early on in the pot. We could revisit it.

545
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 2: I feel like on Workaholics, you blew something quite zealously.

546
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 3: I ate, I deep throated some hot dogs, and I

547
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:59,399
Speaker 3: was so good at it. The hot dog just slid,

548
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 3: the glassy slid right down the throat and That's why

549
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 3: if you write Adam Devine getting blazed by his homies,

550
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 3: a lot of things pop up.

551
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not you getting blazed pizza with your friends. No,

552
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 5: it's plays pizza thing. Absolutely, is that Lebron's pizza? Yes?

553
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 5: Is that still going well? I do not think it is.

554
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 5: I remember it being like the thing and then.

555
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 3: It's a it's a choose your own topping, like you know,

556
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 3: like counter style.

557
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 5: But then the thing is it's wildly fast. It's like

558
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 5: I want this, this, this, this, this, and then it's like boom.

559
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 5: The oven is very hot. That hence the blaze.

560
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 2: I had it like two years ago and it and

561
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: this is not me shitting on every blaze experience, sure,

562
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 2: especially the ones blazed. Blake talks about day goodbye and

563
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: it was it was so bad my kids said we

564
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 2: should never come back here.

565
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:54,520
Speaker 5: What.

566
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 3: Oh see, my my dad loves it because it has

567
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 3: a good gluten free crust.

568
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:02,959
Speaker 5: So there is that almost like everywhere. I love I

569
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 5: loved him. I didn't know. Uh, I didn't know he

570
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 5: was a bitch.

571
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 2: What's on?

572
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 5: What the hell? Bro? You watch out? Come on man,

573
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 5: I'll come for you.

574
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 2: Sup.

575
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 5: I loved him. I loved him. Uh does he is?

576
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 5: He does he have a gluten allergy or what's going

577
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 5: on there? Yeah? He does? Man, what's it?

578
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 3: And then my aunt has like Celiac disease or whatever.

579
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 3: It's like really fucked up. Can't have no gluten at all.

580
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem fun.

581
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 5: And what is gluten? Because my assistance she's she's gluten free.

582
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,239
Speaker 5: I never know what she can eat it or what

583
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 5: she can't eat. Everything that I'm going to order, she's like,

584
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 5: well that's I can't eat that. And I'm like, are

585
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 5: you fucking kidding me?

586
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 2: Here's my thing? Isn't a thing where like we're all

587
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:48,679
Speaker 2: gluten in tolerant? Yeah, like we shouldn't be eating it,

588
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 2: and some people are just worse off than others. Ah

589
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 2: chiming in.

590
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 5: So gluten is a protein found in certain grains, including wheat, barley,

591
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:03,760
Speaker 5: and rye. So that means he can't enjoy uh Sierra

592
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 5: Nevada pale ale.

593
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 3: Well, see that's the thing, and that's why my dad

594
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 3: is a g He will every now and then crack

595
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 3: a beer, but he knows as soon as he starts

596
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 3: drinking the beer he's going straight to diarrheat.

597
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 5: Back to the oh it's it's diarrheatomic. So then just

598
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 5: then does he pivot to just alcohol but I mean grains?

599
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I believe Tito's is like a gluten alcohol.

600
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 5: There are options out there. Okay, so he's fine, Yeah

601
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 5: he could drink, Yeah he can, he can drink. He

602
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 5: can still get blast Okay, thank god, thank god.

603
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 2: Isn't that the whole fact though? Like that none of

604
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 2: this ship's good for any of us, right, Like bread

605
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: is like bad for you, processed like grains are not

606
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 2: good for you.

607
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 5: Right, so what what is like a good carb chocolate milk? Okay? Cool?

608
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, hell yeah? Like vegetables. You know, I did

609
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 5: actually hear that all vegetables are bad for you. Shut

610
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 5: the fuck up. That's not true. I know the person

611
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 5: who told me. I told him to shut the fuck up, man,

612
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 5: shut the fuck up.

613
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 2: Raw just means fresh uncoming.

614
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 5: Now they were Now what did that person's neck look like?

615
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 5: Who told you it was kind? Was it real droopy?

616
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 5: It was super droopy? Dude? Yeah?

617
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, they're like, actually vegetables are bad for you.

618
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 5: Food is actually better for you than vegetables.

619
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 3: You know, I'm actually this macaroni and cheese ball is

620
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 3: actually way better than a raw egg plant.

621
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 2: These are vitamins.

622
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 5: We went to a nice steakhouse. My family was in

623
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 5: town and we went to a nice steakhouse, Louis by

624
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 5: the Bay.

625
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 3: It's a great steakhouse in Newport Beach and we went

626
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 3: there last night and I had some mac and cheese.

627
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 3: I will say it was one of the best mules

628
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 3: I've had in years.

629
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 5: I love when that happened. It was awesome.

630
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 3: Every every that chef was back there just cooking. I've

631
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 3: never been the type of guy.

632
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 2: The chef's back to cooking.

633
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 5: No, but not cooking.

634
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 3: Not cooking, Yeah, you know, because he's cooking, but his

635
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 3: cop he's in his bag, he's cooking. Yeah, everybody's mill.

636
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 3: But we had mac and cheese with the crumbles on

637
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,000
Speaker 3: top and the bacon in it.

638
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 5: It was ooey gooey. Oh, it was very good, very.

639
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 2: So you guys all just had mac and cheese.

640
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 5: I ordered it for the table. No one wanted it

641
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 5: because been there.

642
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 3: My dad gets his stomach issues. My mom like eats

643
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: like a like a little squirrel. Chloe doesn't really fuck

644
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 3: with mac and cheese.

645
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 5: And then and then my assistant is gluten free bo

646
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 5: sort of liked it. But he's fifteen.

647
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 3: Months and he was just like, I don't know, He's like,

648
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 3: I'm kind of just you just look like he was

649
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 3: shitting the whole time. Like he kept just going like

650
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 3: and squeezing to where we're like, he's for sure shitting,

651
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 3: And then we checked his diaper. The guy wasn't shitting.

652
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 3: He just was holding his breadth till he turned red

653
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 3: and then laughing because he did.

654
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 2: That again again for his age.

655
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 5: Very funny, It was very funny. It was a funny

656
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 5: bit that he was doing.

657
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: Also, I feel like you do that. I feel like

658
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 2: that's something you do to be.

659
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he takes after me. Yes, but then

660
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 5: no one was taking was eating this mac and cheese

661
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 5: and I don't even know why I'm talking about it.

662
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 5: I think you mentioned mac and cheese balls and I

663
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 5: just was like, I've got to tell my story, dude,

664
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 5: some to talk about stuff.

665
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 2: And in the meantime, woolfing of something funny to have on.

666
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 3: Well, Hey, I love mac and cheese. Don't get me wrong,

667
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 3: I'm a huge fan. I got the Blue Box Blue

668
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 3: I'll never I'll never get you wrong.

669
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: But see, I told you we'd come up with something funny,

670
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: nice place.

671
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 5: Now we're turning into that little kid podcast. I think

672
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 5: my probably my favorite mac and cheese is Melvida.

673
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 6: Oh, Melvita's tra what there's Lvito's bomb dot Com? No way, dude,

674
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 6: it's so good, dude, it's hocked. It's so rich. It's

675
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 6: not even real cheese.

676
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 5: Dude.

677
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 6: I'm okay, I'm reading the ingredients right here, any ingreans.

678
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 5: Dude.

679
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 6: There's like no words you can pronounce on here. Like

680
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 6: that tells you right off the bat it's not healthy.

681
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 6: Oh my god, where's it even? What do you know

682
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 6: about health?

683
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 5: You fed?

684
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 3: Fuck?

685
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 5: What the hell? You're grounded?

686
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 6: We're all nine years old, Our body fat is six.

687
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

688
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 3: Did they go on some wild ass tangents where they'll

689
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 3: be like, would you.

690
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 6: Eat like a seven eleven sushi?

691
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 5: And then the bro's like, absolutely, dude, I'm not scared

692
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 5: of that.

693
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 2: I wish you could do an entire podcast in the voices.

694
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 3: Uh.

695
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 5: I used to smash seven eleven sushi when we lived

696
00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 5: off Packard Blake.

697
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 6: Oh man, you're a You're a savage. No, dude, dude,

698
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 6: you're such a set. You're a legend.

699
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 5: Dude, but it was delicious, and I kind of, I

700
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 5: mean I kind of was like a little butt hurt

701
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 5: and bumm cause of diary that it gets such a

702
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 5: bad rap because I remember I couldn't afford good sushi

703
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 5: because I was poor. Sure who could?

704
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 3: Can?

705
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 2: Can I just say something real quick, real quick? It

706
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: doesn't have a bad rap.

707
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 5: I think it does.

708
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,959
Speaker 2: It's it's that it's bad. Go ahead for sure for

709
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 2: either you have diarrhea.

710
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 5: I mean, I know it's not delicious, like in the

711
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 5: same way like a hot dog from seven eleven isn't

712
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 5: as good as the great Chicago hot dog that you

713
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 5: could get or you know what I mean.

714
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 3: Well, I would say the grade of a hot dog

715
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 3: to the grade of a sushi is way different.

716
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 2: Wait, he's from Omaha. He's from Omaha.

717
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 3: All I'm saying is I never got sick. I don't

718
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 3: know people that have gotten sick. Well, if that's your baseline.

719
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 5: But everyone says, like, oh, seven eleven and sushi, like

720
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 5: it's like a punchline. It's a joke. I'm just standing

721
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 5: up for seven to eleven. I'm standing up for their sushi.

722
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: Now you're a punchline, You're a joke.

723
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,479
Speaker 9: Because imagine, imagine you're the guy who's your it's your

724
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 9: whole gig is to supply this seven eleven sushi, and

725
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 9: then you hear, yeah, the world is just kind of

726
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 9: coming against you, and you're like, this is how I

727
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 9: make my living?

728
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 5: Wait, what is this coming against you? What the hell?

729
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: I gotta see that this video?

730
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 5: What does the world do? He's using gay Ai and

731
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 5: uh huh is this?

732
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: Sorry?

733
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 5: Sorry? Sorry? Say right? Did I inspire you to put

734
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 5: on sunglasses?

735
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 2: No?

736
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 5: He is in he is doing VR for gay I.

737
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 2: Right, you guys are goblin cocks right now.

738
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 5: He's live AI in us because I'm forty four.

739
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 2: Uh my wife gave me like this like red light thing.

740
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 2: Do you know about this? We're like you can, oh sure,

741
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 2: what what is that? It's like, I don't know.

742
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 3: It's supposed to like promote healing on a cellular level,

743
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 3: and I sort of think it's it's not real.

744
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 5: Bam okay.

745
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,279
Speaker 3: But Tony Cavallero is like, will cover himself in these

746
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 3: lights and ride a bicycle.

747
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 5: He's a bit of a guru too. He studies up,

748
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 5: he studies it, he knows all this stuff. And I'm like,

749
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 5: do you think it's working.

750
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 3: He's like maybe, but it seems like a crazy thing.

751
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 10: I'm gonna put it on my foot because because I've

752
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 10: seen the masks where you wear the like white mask

753
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 10: with the red and it's supposed to like, I don't know, helpless,

754
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 10: like oh oh congratulations, but what is that the like

755
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 10: the you're you're holding the hand held wand but I

756
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 10: thought this was for like to like cure like like

757
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 10: wrinkles or like poores.

758
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 2: I got a wrinklely feet. This is so, this is

759
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 2: this is me at forty four because I sprained my

760
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 2: toe like a fucking year ago, like bent it out

761
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 2: of hello, wax, I now have arthritis in my big toe.

762
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 5: You are so old? What does that do?

763
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 2: Hurts so bad? It just go to hell?

764
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 5: You old bested? Wow?

765
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 2: Uh So now my fucking toes is on fire all

766
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: day and really, when I run, it's a nightmare.

767
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 5: Can I ask you this, it's a daymare that really sucks.

768
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 5: Have you thought about quitting running ever? Dude? It's a lifestyle, brother,

769
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 5: Never stop running?

770
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 3: Bro?

771
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 5: All right, I quit everything? What about this? Durs? And

772
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 5: this is serious?

773
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 3: Can you amputate your toe and replace it with like

774
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 3: a replacement toe?

775
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, great question. I'm glad you're serious. Okay, I

776
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: suppose I mean.

777
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, dude, I would probably give the red

778
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 3: light therapy a shot before amputation.

779
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do we fucking Dion Sanders?

780
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's Ronnie Lott.

781
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 2: Come on, is Dion too, isn't it?

782
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 5: What did they do?

783
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 3: Ronnie Lott like broke his finger during the game, like

784
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 3: pretty bad, and.

785
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 5: Remind me who he is?

786
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 3: He was, Yeah, forty nine ers. He's on the forty

787
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 3: nine ers. It's like one of the best defenders ever.

788
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 3: But he sucked his finger up really bad as pinky.

789
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 5: It was like so bad.

790
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 3: They were like you can't play, and he's like fuck it.

791
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 3: And supposedly he just like ripped his pinky off and

792
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 3: kept playing.

793
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 2: Well, that's different. This is my big toe, my big toe.

794
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 2: I'm fucked.

795
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you gotta keep that guy.

796
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 3: I assume there's a like a replacement toe, replacement toe.

797
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, it wouldn't be the same, dude. They really haven't

798
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 5: dialed that in quite yet. If I wish, AI would

799
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 5: would really work on healing my body, Durs's body. I

800
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 5: can't wait.

801
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: That'll be the next big thing that's priority.

802
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait till you can like have your

803
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 3: fucked up tail cut off and then they like put

804
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 3: a little like little juice on the nub and then

805
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 3: you start to grow a new one.

806
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 5: That's just gonna be fire.

807
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know if I know what that means,

808
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 2: but I can't wait.

809
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 3: That'll be cool. You know what I want? I want

810
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 3: when people are in chronic pain as I am. That's

811
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 3: me and durs is now part of this per.

812
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 5: Yep fucking disaster. My guy, I would like a shot

813
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 5: or a pill that you can just be out of pain.

814
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 5: That's heroin. I know, not I know, but not fuck

815
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 5: you up in that way. Like I don't want to

816
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 5: feel like I'm on heroin or feel I don't even

817
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 5: like the effects of like a pain pill. It sucks.

818
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 5: You can't do shit, Yes, it's not.

819
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 2: How about this? Can they just remove the nerve endings?

820
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 2: Can they just get in there and and then just

821
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 2: pull it out like a fucking weird weed.

822
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 5: Yeah?

823
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need it. I don't need to feel myself.

824
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 3: I mean, you see the movie, the movie Novacane, which

825
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 3: I quit.

826
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 5: Oh, I haven't seen yet. I really wanted that movie

827
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,920
Speaker 5: where he like has some sort of disease or something

828
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 5: where he can't feel and it's like it's like dark

829
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 5: Man dangerous. It's dangerous because he could like bite his

830
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,319
Speaker 5: tongue off and not feel it. And yeah, sure, So

831
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 5: he's like very very careful of everything. And then this

832
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 5: girl that he falls in love with, he like it,

833
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 5: gets kidnapped and he goes, he goes to try to

834
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 5: save her, and you know, he focks are too hard. Yeah, Blake,

835
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 5: I was given him the version.

836
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 3: Maybe if we were in a writer's room, that would

837
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 3: be the first thing I spitball.

838
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 5: But I would love that. I would love that. That

839
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 5: sounds really great.

840
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I did? You know what I

841
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 3: did last weekend? I went to Bottle Rock up in

842
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 3: the Bay Area.

843
00:38:53,840 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 5: I hung out with Kyle Yeah, how is he? Yeah,

844
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 5: Headline Alert and Barry the Water Trash.

845
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 3: Yes, how was it? I've always wanted to go to

846
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,280
Speaker 3: that festival. It's a festival in Napa Valley.

847
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 5: It was so damn fun. It was awesome. I'm friends

848
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 5: with Trey Cool from Green.

849
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 3: Day and he was like, you should come up to

850
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 3: Bottle Rock, but you need to get like the super

851
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 3: VIP passes so you can hang out with us, and

852
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, can you hook me up?

853
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 5: And he's like, I absolutely cannot.

854
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 3: But he could hook me up with me and him

855
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 3: hosted the culinary stage. Yeah, that's culinary. That's kind of

856
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 3: the thing. Is like a festival with like food going on.

857
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 3: It's it's very cool.

858
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 5: Yes, and it was awesome Williams Sonoma Culinary Stage, and

859
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 5: they had all these famous chefs tight I think my

860
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 5: guys were called Michael and Brian Voltaggio brothers here. Of

861
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 5: course they were cool and they're very cool dudes. And

862
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 5: we made these giant lobster rolls and we made they're huge.

863
00:39:58,239 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 5: They were like the size of the loaf of bread.

864
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 3: Dward talking about this, I'm glad we're talking about this

865
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 3: because I saw the video.

866
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 5: Dude, I felt so bad. I go to give it

867
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 5: to someone in the crowd, but I couldn't climb I'd go,

868
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 5: I couldn't climb down. There was no way to climb

869
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 5: down to hand it to someone. So I was like,

870
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 5: I'm going to toss it. I thought I could toss

871
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 5: it out, and they also the crowd was going like

872
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 5: throw it and there was it wasn't a small crowd.

873
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 5: There was like five thousand people watching.

874
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and they're like, oh, I thought it, and

875
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 3: so I'm like, fuck, I'll throw it, and I go,

876
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 3: I was aiming for this guy in a purple hat,

877
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 3: and I threw it towards that man.

878
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 5: It flips upside down.

879
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 3: The entire loaf of the lobster roll so dumps out

880
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 3: with I would say, three pounds of lobster. There was

881
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 3: so much lobster in mayonnaise or whatever they make lobster with.

882
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, all the worst thing, dude.

883
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 3: It dumped so hard on a pack of girls, like queens.

884
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 5: They were like, I mean they're probably like between fifteen

885
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 5: sixteen somewhere in there.

886
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 2: Why did this dad just throw lobs to roll up?

887
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 5: I know, dude, And it's so nic and the video

888
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 5: I ended up taking it down. I felt bad. People

889
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 5: are like, why would you do that? I'm like, I

890
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 5: did not think it was gonna go that way. Yeah, dude,

891
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 5: it's truly sad.

892
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 3: It's truly sad because you know, these little girls have

893
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 3: a whole festival left where they gotta be sitting smelling

894
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 3: like lobster mayonnaise.

895
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 2: I feel the Fabrizio brothers didn't hook him up with

896
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 2: a paprint or something after that.

897
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, like what could you have done to help them?

898
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,360
Speaker 5: And then I and then I go backstage. I'm like,

899
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 5: we have to get those girls like free merch or

900
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 5: some shit, and they're like okay, And then we didn't

901
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 5: find them. We couldn't find them, and then I'm like, well,

902
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 5: maybe it wasn't that bad.

903
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 3: A mom reached out via Instagram. She DMed me and

904
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 3: she was like, it wasn't just one girl. You doused

905
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 3: a whole pack of girls, one of which is my daughter.

906
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,439
Speaker 3: And I then I write back, oh my god, I'm

907
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 3: so sorry. I want to apologize. I didn't think it

908
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 3: was gonna happen. I want to apologize.

909
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 5: I won't monster. I want to. I'm not going to. No,

910
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 5: I apologize.

911
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 2: I very much want to, but my lawyer is telling

912
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: me I can't.

913
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 5: I can't. I can't even I can't. I can't talk

914
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 5: no more. I said, I was very sorry, YadA YadA,

915
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 5: and and then she writes back it actually ruined her day.

916
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, are you kidding me?

917
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

918
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 5: And then she was like she was sad and she

919
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 5: was embarrassed, YadA YadA. So I'm trying now, I'm trying

920
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,200
Speaker 5: to like, get a bunch of bottle rock merch to

921
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 5: send to them. Dude, she don't want to remember that day.

922
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 5: It was the worst day of her life.

923
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 4: I know.

924
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 5: I crush was there. She went to go. He saw her.

925
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 5: He's like, what's up? She just have fucking lobster rotty.

926
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 5: And you know, Benson Boone was on stage with us,

927
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 5: who like, all the girls are crushing on and.

928
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 2: This is the flipper.

929
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Flipper manac.

930
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 3: That yeah, yeah, okay, yeah I heard that.

931
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh how could you not tell? It's a guy?

932
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 5: Beautiful voice?

933
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 2: Where would where would I have heard that song? Though?

934
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: Probably just Instagram everywhere everywhere people are like working out

935
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: and it's his song, right.

936
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 5: He has a stunningly beautiful voice.

937
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 2: I think when I see like chicks, you know, like

938
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 2: the girls do like the pull ups with no shirt on,

939
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 2: like algorithm yeah, and it's like, it's just said to

940
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 2: that song of them, Yeah, beautiful things.

941
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 3: That It definitely feels like a like a girl's fit

942
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,279
Speaker 3: fits the gram if that's a thing, sounds like an

943
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 3: anthem half Instagram.

944
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 5: I walked backstage after watching Benson Boone and I was

945
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 5: doing that. I was just singing. I was I was

946
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 5: pretty half cocked by this point, and I'm just going,

947
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 5: were you half cocked when you threw the giant lobster roll?

948
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 5: I wasn't. That was early in the day. I wasn't.

949
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: I like the lawyer telling him to say he was sober.

950
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 3: No, I was when you spiked the football into the

951
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 3: little girl's hair.

952
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:07,400
Speaker 5: I didn't mean to dude.

953
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,080
Speaker 2: Here's my question, and this is half kind of a

954
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 2: joke and half very serious. What does this woman expect

955
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 2: from you?

956
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 5: I know that that's what people said, you know, closure.

957
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: Like you're a good person, You're gonna try and make

958
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 2: it right.

959
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying over here, But in her.

960
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 2: Where she's coming from, what is making it right?

961
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 5: I know? I'm like, I don't, I don't know. I

962
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 5: don't really know what to do. I'm going to see

963
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 5: if I can get a hooded sweatshirt or something to her.

964
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 2: It sounds like the beginning of a stalker comedy movie

965
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: from the nineties, where it's like, oh, I didn't mean

966
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 2: to do that, that's okay. Maybe we just go to

967
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 2: dinner one time and you go, okay, yeah, let's go

968
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 2: to dinner one time, and then from there like turns

969
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 2: into this.

970
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 5: I won't be eating lobster ha ha, but you will.

971
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 5: And it's just her.

972
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 3: They connect me and they force feed me lobster until

973
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 3: I pop. I hope that's not the case, but yeah,

974
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 3: I hope not.

975
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 5: So I was bunned by them. So other than that,

976
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 5: after that, you just started raging again, and then I

977
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 5: drank a lot. Yeah. I was like, I feel like

978
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,479
Speaker 5: such a dick.

979
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,240
Speaker 2: Adam is going to go to prom with this girl.

980
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 5: By the way, no one else backstage thought that. They

981
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 5: were just like that was hilarious. No one was like

982
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 5: that was insane. We got to get these girls hoodies

983
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 5: or everyone was like that was awesome. And I'm getting

984
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 5: high fives and I'm like I feel bad and they're like,

985
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:28,240
Speaker 5: don't it's fine. They love it, and I'm like, oh,

986
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,960
Speaker 5: they love it. And then I come home I read

987
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 5: my DMS.

988
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, man, yeah, I think what really sold

989
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,479
Speaker 3: it was the video footage that you posted as well.

990
00:45:38,560 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 3: It's like it's tragic because it like pans over and

991
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 3: it's just this little girl just like yeah, it's like

992
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 3: cole Slaw just dripping from I'm like, oh damn, whatever,

993
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 3: it's a fun story. She'd go back next year. Maybe

994
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 3: you could get her free tickets for next Bottle Rock.

995
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:54,879
Speaker 5: I would love that.

996
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,240
Speaker 3: I am not a goodtrol of anything, and I'm reached

997
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 3: out and i haven't heard, but I'm still working on it.

998
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 5: Huh.

999
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,279
Speaker 2: Like this is what people pay for when they go

1000
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 2: see that birthday cake.

1001
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 5: Right, you're just I was the Steve Aoki of seafood.

1002
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know what birthday cakes. You know it

1003
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 3: does well in the Sun. I don't know that seed doesn't.

1004
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

1005
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 5: What doesn't?

1006
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 3: No, well, it definitely doesn't do as well as fucking

1007
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 3: lobster immediately in mayonnaise.

1008
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 5: That is not yet. That is not what you want

1009
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 5: on You're right, you're different. It is different. It hits different, guys.

1010
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 6: I just say that birthday cake hits different in the Sun. Okay, true,

1011
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 6: double true, double truce.

1012
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 5: Kid. Yeah, that's what's up.

1013
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 6: That's what's up, no doubt. Yeah, that's definitely what's up.

1014
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 6: I like your perspective, man, you always bring like a

1015
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 6: different vibe and my thanks brother.

1016
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 5: Cheers, and then linked up with Kyle for a little bit.

1017
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 5: His braces are looking absurd. Yeah, the guy needs to

1018
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 5: get these.

1019
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, bitch for those that don't know he got

1020
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 3: braces is as soon as he wasn't on the pod anymore.

1021
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,959
Speaker 5: And we and and of course he's inspirers. We would

1022
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,799
Speaker 5: have every pod would have been about Kyle ended him

1023
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 5: and him.

1024
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I see him, you know, out and about

1025
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 3: we go play pickleball.

1026
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 2: And that'sice.

1027
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 5: He never hits me up. It still catches me off

1028
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 5: guard when I see those braces. Yeah, it does so gott.

1029
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 5: I gotta see a lot of that. I met a

1030
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 5: lot of I met Steph Curry. He's nice as hell, dude,

1031
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 5: cool the freaking goat. Come on, I like how you're shot?

1032
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, The list of people I met Steph Curry,

1033
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 3: Ken Griphy Junior, who's like, dapped me up, like we're

1034
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 3: old homies.

1035
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 5: The hell. Gavin Rossdale came over to me.

1036
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 2: He probably thought you were Sean Aston because they were

1037
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 2: from the same era.

1038
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, that might be. It's possible. We'll take it. He's like,

1039
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 5: he never said you're like, no doubt. They are so sick. Hey,

1040
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 5: you guys meant Gavin Rossdale and he came over to me.

1041
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 5: He's a big righteous Gemstones fans. Okay, that's sick.

1042
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: How was it not on it?

1043
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 3: He apparently auditioned for the Righteous Gemstones.

1044
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh my god, Oh my god.

1045
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 3: And he auditioned for Judy's Judy like cheats on her

1046
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 3: husband last season and uh casting But but another the

1047
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 3: guy who got it was fantastic in the role. But

1048
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 3: he was like, I just couldn't get the Southern accent down.

1049
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 3: May I kept saying guitar.

1050
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,160
Speaker 5: He's like, I'm tuning my guitar, and I'm like, thank

1051
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,280
Speaker 5: god they didn't cast you, because this is I'm offended

1052
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 5: if if I'm Southern, I'm offended by this. Yeah, that's

1053
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 5: not good.

1054
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: But it was cool, And that just goes to show

1055
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 2: you that, like it must have been awful, because if

1056
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 2: Gavin Rossdale is auditioning for you, it's kind of like

1057
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 2: a formality or.

1058
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 5: Like he's getting he's gonna get it. Yeah, it's your role.

1059
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 5: He could have just played Gavin Rossdale then, I mean,

1060
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 5: I would have loved if Kelvin's crush was just Gavin

1061
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 5: Ronsdale and then I pay for him to come perform

1062
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 5: at a birthday party or.

1063
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 2: So after you met him, did you go, hey, man,

1064
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 2: don't let the days pass you by.

1065
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't need you.

1066
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,479
Speaker 2: And then he looks back at you and he goes

1067
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:15,439
Speaker 2: this gly yes.

1068
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 5: Because by the way he's stunning.

1069
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 3: Of course he always has been, his hair, his the

1070
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 3: way he clothes lay on his body.

1071
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 5: I was shook.

1072
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 2: You were bottle shocked.

1073
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were fully bottle shocked. Chloe could not have

1074
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 5: cared less. I mean, it was just like a guy

1075
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 5: I was talking to, and I'm like, that's Gavin Rosstones.

1076
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 5: She's like, oh is that who that is?

1077
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

1078
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 5: I'm like, I would you and Gavin blazing each other

1079
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 5: so quickly?

1080
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: Hey, Adam, I don't I don't want to do this

1081
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 2: to you. What that Chloe was pretending that you didn't know?

1082
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 5: Oh? Oh yucky?

1083
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 2: She was like, oh my.

1084
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 5: God, not for me.

1085
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 2: Who was that nobody that just made me come standing here?

1086
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 3: Eh?

1087
00:49:58,160 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 5: Yucky?

1088
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 2: Yucky, yucky.

1089
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 3: I must have got some lobster roll in my It's.

1090
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 2: Cool Gavin Rosdale, Like I feel like when he just

1091
00:50:11,239 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 2: walks through like a mall, women are fainting.

1092
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 5: Oh, he's stunning.

1093
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 2: They get the stanky leg you know who.

1094
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 5: I also meant that also gave an air of like

1095
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 5: who I've never really liked. Admittedly that much was Gavin Newsom.

1096
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 5: Oh shit, I meant multiple gavins.

1097
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 2: How is Newsom?

1098
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 3: I've been on an airplane with him, I met him.

1099
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,760
Speaker 3: I've never been a big Newsome guy. Yeah, I talked

1100
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 3: with him for like five minutes. Oh well, he's a politician.

1101
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 3: He's probably fucking slick of ship.

1102
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 2: Dude.

1103
00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 5: He's so good at talking and just making you feel great.

1104
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 5: And he's also like a stud.

1105
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 2: His hands his hand jesters, dude, he.

1106
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 5: Was just a stud holding court.

1107
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, he's like a college baseball player.

1108
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's cool. I mean, but he.

1109
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 2: Talks to he's like, I mean, I was no good.

1110
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 2: I'm just lay to college. You know, I guess like

1111
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: a hit and you're like, shut the fuck up.

1112
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 5: It was very much like that. It was very much

1113
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 5: like I don't know, maybe we'll see.

1114
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 3: Anytime you're in the room with like any politicians, you

1115
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 3: just get it.

1116
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 5: They're just slick as fuck.

1117
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 2: Yeah this is what you said.

1118
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 5: But Joe Biden, Yeah, exactly the same thing there. Biden

1119
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 5: was a fucking killer in the room.

1120
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 3: You're like, aw man, and then and then of course,

1121
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 3: you know, brain left him.

1122
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 2: All right, stop, don't do not say this.

1123
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 5: Don't you're turning back on the DNC News love him.

1124
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 5: He was truly very nice when I met him.

1125
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 3: But years ago lost and that makes me go, like,

1126
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 3: you know, Trump's the coolest.

1127
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 5: You know, Trump's the coolest, dude? Are you kidding me?

1128
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 5: He's a fucking blast man. I bet Kamala when you

1129
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,720
Speaker 5: meet her is fucking down to clown. You're like, this,

1130
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 5: this girl rules. She's hella cool. Yeah, she rocks.

1131
00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 3: I wonder if Hillary Adam is great. This is so fun, brochy,

1132
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:05,280
Speaker 3: beer bombed pillary. When you meet her, you're like, fuck,

1133
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 3: she's the dude.

1134
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 5: She's like she looks like a grandma, but she fucking parties.

1135
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 5: She's cool, dude, I just get it.

1136
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,879
Speaker 2: But she from uh, she's definitely is like she'll meet

1137
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 2: you you like established like a handshake or whatever, and

1138
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 2: then when you see you, like five years later, she

1139
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 2: still remembers, like.

1140
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:25,759
Speaker 5: Yeah you remember that, Yeah, so gotcha.

1141
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,839
Speaker 3: And then she pulls out a little hot sauce. She's like,

1142
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 3: I bring this everywhere. Yeah, I'm cool. Right, You're like, oh,

1143
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 3: that is fucking cool in real life. That's endearing and

1144
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 3: cool and I love it.

1145
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 2: And then she's like, oh my god, wait, there's a

1146
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 2: sniper and then she farts and she's like just kidding, Yeah,

1147
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,479
Speaker 2: got you bitch.

1148
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 5: You were so scared. You know, you're you're in a

1149
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 5: hockey sack circle. And all of a sudden, Bernie Sanders

1150
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 5: just comes in and does some side.

1151
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 2: Stall stalling all day.

1152
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, are you kidding? Is a cool side stall? He

1153
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 5: kicks it up.

1154
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 3: Have you ever arm wrestle to r FK? He's like,

1155
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,799
Speaker 3: you're in a push up contest with RFK. You're just last.

1156
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's called you brother a lot. You're like, man,

1157
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 5: it's cool. He's like a wwf Esler man.

1158
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 2: So god.

1159
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 5: I love politicians. They're the best in real life.

1160
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 3: They're all the fucking men or women. Yeah, they're great there.

1161
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 5: They all just rule.

1162
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out to politicians man.

1163
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, they get a lot of bad press, but

1164
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 5: here they're family. Well what other politicians have you met,

1165
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 5: because I've I've only I met I met a handful

1166
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 5: of mayors. I met Newsom, I met the governor of

1167
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 5: of of Nebraska.

1168
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 2: I was that a Kamala thing years ago.

1169
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 5: Okay, did you meet her.

1170
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 2: As a VP? I mean it was like a very small, like,

1171
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 2: you know, like forty people in the room type donor.

1172
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 5: Oh in spins gatherines.

1173
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 2: And she seems super cool.

1174
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, was it a pitty freak off, dude? And she

1175
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,839
Speaker 5: was like, work a haul and I go, that's right,

1176
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:02,879
Speaker 5: she goes, I wouldn't mind working that small day.

1177
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 2: She goes, durs is my favorite care sixty nine man

1178
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 2: number two, one sixty nine Man number two. Politicians I've met,

1179
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 2: I don't know Paul the Poundstone, PAULA Poundstone ran for office.

1180
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 3: Didn't know that Jesse Ventura did. And he's a fucking

1181
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 3: sick ass food.

1182
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 5: Well, well, yeah I met dude, met Arnold one time.

1183
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:24,240
Speaker 5: You know, he fucking rocked.

1184
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 2: I mean unreal. Yeah, dude, I played Commando for my

1185
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 2: kids the other day.

1186
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 5: What the hell is that? A little adult?

1187
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 3: What?

1188
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:34,959
Speaker 5: Wow? Love that train and these soldiers bro love that dude.

1189
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 2: Well, dude, let me just say this. They like the movie.

1190
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 2: They're into it. They're into it. Yes, when he gets

1191
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 2: to like so he goes to like catalinaor some island

1192
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 2: out there where there's like a secret headquarters, and he

1193
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 2: starts gearing up and he's like zipping the vest.

1194
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 5: Is that when he like is carrying trees around is

1195
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 5: like a training that's the very beginning.

1196
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 2: When you meet him, you go, okay, this guy's formidable.

1197
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 2: When he gears up to take on the hundred guys

1198
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 2: or whatever, and he's like tying nads on, shoving like

1199
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 2: knives and places guns here there everywhere, tying boots.

1200
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's the best.

1201
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 2: My kids stand up off the couch, yes, and are

1202
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 2: just and I'm.

1203
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 11: Just like they're like yes, like with everything that gets

1204
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 11: And when he's like painting the fucking camel and he

1205
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 11: puts the gun on his shoulder, I.

1206
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 5: Am getting fucking jack and juicy. Just listening to this.

1207
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:27,000
Speaker 2: I was like, this never gets old. Watching Jack Dude's

1208
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 2: Hero or combat, Oh oh god, I could watch it

1209
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:30,919
Speaker 2: all day.

1210
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 3: But also, hey, hear me out, would it be still

1211
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 3: with its still be cool? Maybe not cool, but would

1212
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 3: it be funny if just I was shirtless doing the

1213
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 3: exact same thing.

1214
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 5: Would it be funny?

1215
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 2: I think with music and if you can give me

1216
00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:49,919
Speaker 2: something behind the eyes, Adam, yes, that tells me you're

1217
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,000
Speaker 2: serious about this.

1218
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 5: Okay. I mean, I'm saying for any of us, but

1219
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 5: I think my body's probably the most porridge base right now.

1220
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 2: I think I think it's that you have in the

1221
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,439
Speaker 2: eyes and we know you're gonna kill mm you get

1222
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:03,840
Speaker 2: a pass.

1223
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that. I like any sort of.

1224
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 2: Like music helps.

1225
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 5: The music helps gear up scenes, right, because I mean,

1226
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:11,919
Speaker 5: obviously Arnold's the best version of it, but I think

1227
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 5: seeing anyone if like, if if Leslie Nielsen were to

1228
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 5: do that in a naked gun, I would say it's

1229
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 5: the best sequence ever, right, or Leslie Jones any Leslie.

1230
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, they did it in Uh. I want to say

1231
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 3: they did it in hot Shots. It might have been

1232
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 3: hot Shots Part due, right, I think he like or

1233
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 3: maybe something he suits up and then it's in It's.

1234
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,280
Speaker 2: In Rambow First Blood Part two. He does the exact

1235
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 2: same thing.

1236
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then something happens.

1237
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 3: He like puts on all the gear and then like

1238
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 3: he's standing there and then he like falls over because

1239
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 3: it's so heavy, and that's like the end of the bit.

1240
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,720
Speaker 2: I mean, they did it, and I'm gonna get your sucker,

1241
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 2: like this is this is classic.

1242
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's fresh comedy. Yeah, they were.

1243
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 2: Asking me if he was CGI. Can you imagine being

1244
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 2: so jacked that children ask if you're CGI.

1245
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 5: That's so cool? Hot hot, hot hot, that's so cool?

1246
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: And then I had to explain, I go. He was

1247
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 2: like Firstgi, he was the first famous bodybuilder people used

1248
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 2: to just like work out in New Bodybuilding. He was

1249
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 2: in Mister Universe six times in a row.

1250
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 5: And they're like, but now everyone looks like that, and

1251
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,240
Speaker 5: you're like, I know, it's so annoying.

1252
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 3: Kind of Yeah, nobody looks like Arnold do God damn,

1253
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 3: he's fucking flawless, dude.

1254
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 5: He's the perfect meat mountain.

1255
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 3: Gay I sponsored by gay I Sponsored by gay I.

1256
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 2: I did feel lucky. I was like, I'm so lucky

1257
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 2: that we grew up in that era.

1258
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, yeah, we were. We're so lucky. We've seen

1259
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 5: it all.

1260
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,479
Speaker 3: We've got to see that, and we've got to see

1261
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,320
Speaker 3: fucking the food boys pod Like.

1262
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 2: We're so fucked. Like, you know, like girls growing up,

1263
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 2: they were like in magazines, all these girls are skinny,

1264
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 2: and we were watching Arnold Schwarzbeger movies just being like

1265
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 2: that that's what I need to be. I want to

1266
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 2: be that, and I can't be that. What the hell

1267
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 2: is that?

1268
00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 5: That?

1269
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 2: What is that?

1270
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 5: I listened to an audio book. Yeah, I think it's

1271
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 5: called The Last Action Heroes, and it's fucking awesome. You're

1272
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 5: so Studard audio book. Dude, I love it, brother, I

1273
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 5: love it for you. Oh, dude, I love listening to

1274
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 5: well because I drive back and forth from LA quite

1275
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 5: a bit, and then whenever i'm driving I fire it up. Dude, Yeah,

1276
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,240
Speaker 5: listen to a book.

1277
00:58:27,320 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 3: I really appreciate that you don't support podcasts.

1278
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 5: You do audio books. No, no, no, no, dude. I couldn't

1279
00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 5: imagine listening to a podcast. I couldn't imagine, Adam, what

1280
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 5: is the highlight? It's just really cool stories about every

1281
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 5: action hero.

1282
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 2: It's like, so like, what's one like that?

1283
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 5: You give me one? You don't think? I know you

1284
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 5: don't remember anything. I don't remember, dude, I have a

1285
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 5: Snapchat memory. I just remember having a great time while

1286
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 5: listening to.

1287
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 2: I would listen to a book, I promise here.

1288
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's called The Last Action Heroes and it tells

1289
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 5: stories by uh.

1290
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 3: It's gotta be John Claw, Van Dams, the Sylvester Stallone,

1291
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 3: Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1292
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 5: I think Golf Long Wren. It's all the expendables, right

1293
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:10,640
Speaker 5: are we doing?

1294
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 2: Is Bruce Lee?

1295
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 3: Like?

1296
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 2: Is Bruce Lee up in the mix?

1297
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 4: No?

1298
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 2: I understand that he's a different category, but he's got

1299
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 2: to be mentioned now he's different.

1300
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 5: This is it's all from the eighties and nineties.

1301
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 3: Uh.

1302
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would like for you guys to guess. There's one, two, three, four, five, six,

1303
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 5: seven eight.

1304
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 3: There's eight guys here, and we got Arnold Arnold sly Yep.

1305
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,600
Speaker 3: Those are the two main Dolf j cv D, Dolf

1306
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 3: j CVD uh huh.

1307
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 5: Steven Seagal yep. Really, Bruce Willis Bruce, Okay, you're only missing. Uh,

1308
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 5: you're missing.

1309
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 2: There's two more? Yeah, two more, two more, two more.

1310
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 5: Mel Gibs, it's not Mel. It's not Mel.

1311
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 2: Are there any women? No? Okay? Good, good, good, good good?

1312
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 5: You're talking about bro. Absolutely, get the fuck out of here.

1313
00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

1314
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 5: These are gonna be hard to guess.

1315
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 2: They're not. It is not.

1316
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 5: It's it is not they're qualified.

1317
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 2: Sorry, Buck, you don't count the fuck are we talking about?

1318
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 5: Who are the last two? The last two? We can do? Good?

1319
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:24,880
Speaker 5: Is this good podcast? It's great because everyone's yeah, their screams,

1320
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 5: they're like, you're stupid. Fuck, it's right there, you stupid idiot?

1321
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:31,000
Speaker 2: And Adam. Are you saying these are easy or not

1322
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 2: so easy?

1323
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 5: I would say they are. I mean, they're both very famous,

1324
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 5: but I don't. They're not type of mind. And that's

1325
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 5: why you guys are stumped right now.

1326
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,600
Speaker 2: No, we're not. We're not stump. We just we're having

1327
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:43,479
Speaker 2: fun talking. Yeah, are not having fun?

1328
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:47,960
Speaker 5: Are they can ask? Are they super buff? They're less

1329
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 5: buff one. I mean they're both badasses. One is like

1330
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:57,320
Speaker 5: Charles Broms, known as he he's a stunt king.

1331
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:00,680
Speaker 3: The other Jackie Chan Jackie Chan and you nailed it.

1332
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 3: And the other is known as a certified badass but

1333
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:07,960
Speaker 3: kind of looks like a dad Nickey Rourke. Oh and

1334
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 3: I already said mel Gibson.

1335
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 2: And I didn't sign off on my life being part

1336
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 2: of this book.

1337
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's interesting. He's like maybe one of the most

1338
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:18,640
Speaker 5: like these other guys wins to train with him. He's

1339
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 5: a little bit older.

1340
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 2: Chuck Norris's Chuck Norris.

1341
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:29,680
Speaker 3: So like no, weird, weirdly Chuck Norris is like he

1342
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 3: remember there's like the peak moment where there were all

1343
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 3: these Chuck Norris jokes and ship But I don't think

1344
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 3: people have actually dove into the Chuck Norris movie catalog.

1345
01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 5: His movies. His movies are fucking awesome, dude, they are

1346
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 5: so cool.

1347
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 2: So I don't even know if you guys know this,

1348
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 2: but when we did Crossbows and Mustaches are our world

1349
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 2: famous sketch series.

1350
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 5: There's a part where I get crossbows and mustaches.

1351
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 2: I get kidnapped. They put me in a chair and

1352
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 2: they cut the bottom of the chair out my nuts hang.

1353
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 5: Yeah they do.

1354
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:07,320
Speaker 2: Now that's that's stolen from a double oh seven movie.

1355
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 3: Right, yes, yes, with Daniel Craig, then Daniel Beautiful Man.

1356
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 2: Then they take a bag with an angry rat and

1357
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 2: they wrap the bag around my nuts. That is taken

1358
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 2: from I believe, and somebody gets somebody give me a

1359
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 2: Missing an Action two? Maybe three?

1360
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 5: Maybe one?

1361
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 2: It's from a Missing in Action. They tie a bag

1362
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 2: over Chuck Norris's head with a rat.

1363
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 3: Yep, that's right, that's right, yes, yes, isn't he hung

1364
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,840
Speaker 3: by his legs, hung upside down?

1365
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,280
Speaker 2: I think I played it for you guys, so you

1366
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,480
Speaker 2: to understand what I was pitching.

1367
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:37,880
Speaker 5: Dude.

1368
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 2: And then they take the bag off and he's got

1369
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 2: the rat in his teeth, and you're just like fuck.

1370
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 5: And in our sketch is his dick uh? Your nuts

1371
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 5: tied to the rats up and killed the.

1372
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,440
Speaker 2: Rat, choked it out good.

1373
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 5: It's incredible. Your nuts are so talented. Before I could

1374
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 5: grow a mustache, miss too.

1375
01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 2: I know it was two.

1376
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 5: I was, but yeah. One crazy story was John Claude

1377
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 5: Van Dam used to go to He was like twenty.

1378
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,480
Speaker 5: He was like twenty four or something or twenty two.

1379
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 5: He was like a young guy. And Chuck Norris is

1380
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 5: almost forty and he's training and John Claude went to

1381
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:21,040
Speaker 5: train with him, and they're like, okay, kid, if you

1382
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,040
Speaker 5: could keep up, you could train with us, and then

1383
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 5: I might be able to. And then John Claude couldn't

1384
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 5: was gassed and had to stop working out, and then

1385
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 5: he kept hanging out and he's like, I have to

1386
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 5: let me spar with you, and and you.

1387
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 2: Man, it's pretty good. It's really good.

1388
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 5: Chuck was like, I can't allow you to spar with me.

1389
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,640
Speaker 5: I would murder you. That's funny. He's like, you have to,

1390
01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 5: and then he just proceeded to kick his ass so

1391
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 5: badly that John Claude couldn't walk out of that. And

1392
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 5: Chuck Norris is a great guy, and he's like, you

1393
01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 5: know what, you're tough. You took it. You're my assistant now.

1394
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 5: And then he was his assistant for a whole mind

1395
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 5: shot Jean Claude for however long until he got his

1396
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:07,480
Speaker 5: like first big movie and then he left.

1397
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, Chuck's assistant, well notoriously Chuck Norris and also Steven Sagall.

1398
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 3: But I would take Chuck over Steven. They are real fighters,

1399
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,920
Speaker 3: they like are actually trained.

1400
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,120
Speaker 2: Ryan Murphy needs to make that show.

1401
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but Steven Chagall was like he was great.

1402
01:04:24,040 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 3: But also everything for Chuck, for Steven Sagall is unverified.

1403
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 3: They're like he said he trains with this guy, but

1404
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 3: that really wasn't It's not sure. Like Chuck Norris won

1405
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 3: competitions like.

1406
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 2: He is the guy he was a world champion.

1407
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a real actual badass. John Claude

1408
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 3: Van Dam was a ballerina, let's be honest, but he

1409
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 3: he had.

1410
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 2: Like literally he was a ballerina, yes he but who

1411
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 2: also did martial arts.

1412
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he did ballot. But here's the here's the shade.

1413
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 2: That's does Chuck Norris have a trademark? Because John Claude

1414
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 2: was like, I have a trademark.

1415
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:04,760
Speaker 5: I do this. What's this the splits? Yeah, yeah he

1416
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 5: does split. I thought, like a trademark.

1417
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 2: If he had a trademark, move but if any of

1418
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 2: us did the splits, not cool. If anyone does the splits,

1419
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 2: not When Sean Claude van Dam does the splits, it's cool.

1420
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I don't know if you saw my Jennifer

1421
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 5: Hudson Tunnel Walk Spirit Tunnel Walk sixty nine did I

1422
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:28,560
Speaker 5: did do the splits and and it was very well received.

1423
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:31,480
Speaker 2: It was very well I told my algorithm, cool, I

1424
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 2: told my algorithm stop sending me the fucking Jennifer Hudson

1425
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 2: tumbled out.

1426
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh no, it is the Spirit Walk because

1427
01:05:40,280 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 5: I did it the once. Now, I told my publicist.

1428
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 5: I'm like, I did it like now now when I

1429
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,160
Speaker 5: go back to do press and I'm doing Jennifer Hudson,

1430
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 5: which I'm sure I will, and I had a great

1431
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 5: time on the show. Yeah, do I have to do

1432
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 5: the Spirit Walk again? Yeah? You gave it your all.

1433
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 5: I gave it my all. Did anybody done it twice?

1434
01:05:58,800 --> 01:05:59,919
Speaker 2: I'm sure, I'm sure.

1435
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 5: I'm sure you have to. You have to bring that

1436
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,760
Speaker 5: much energy again. Tough.

1437
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,680
Speaker 3: No, sorry, I don't like, I can't wait. We gotta

1438
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:11,120
Speaker 3: get you in that fucking Spirit Walk. I can't wait

1439
01:06:11,160 --> 01:06:12,600
Speaker 3: to watch it.

1440
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 2: Like, I don't get anxiety. I my skin is crawling

1441
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:19,240
Speaker 2: having to tell those people.

1442
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 3: Nothing would make me happier than to watch rs not

1443
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:28,040
Speaker 3: to not do just walk down it and be.

1444
01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 2: Like there and Adam tell me if I'm wrong here

1445
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,920
Speaker 2: and maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong. Uhuh to me,

1446
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 2: there's nothing worse than like manufactured good times for sure, sure,

1447
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,840
Speaker 2: but does it feel like an actual good time?

1448
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 3: I had a pretty damn good time doing it because

1449
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:47,200
Speaker 3: they're just chanting your name, they're and they're doing fun

1450
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,360
Speaker 3: songs and uh I ended up having a.

1451
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 5: Great time At first. I was like because I wasn't

1452
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 5: real that's right. No, I just kept running back and

1453
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,880
Speaker 5: forth through it. I didn't have to do it twice.

1454
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 2: I thought you told before that they were like do

1455
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 2: it again.

1456
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 5: No, well that's not true. Check the tapes, yeah, check

1457
01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,720
Speaker 5: the tapes. I've never I've never said that I didn't

1458
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 5: have to do it again. I do recall that. I

1459
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 5: do recall you saying that.

1460
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.

1461
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:14,959
Speaker 5: No, No, No. The thing was is I walked out

1462
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:17,720
Speaker 5: and they were there chanting, and I wasn't ready.

1463
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 2: I don't want to know the thing. I want to

1464
01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:20,200
Speaker 2: know the truth.

1465
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 5: You can't handle the truth, so then I had to

1466
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,760
Speaker 5: go back in. I wasn't ready. They're like and then

1467
01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:28,160
Speaker 5: I like stepped out real quick of the little room

1468
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 5: and they start changing. I'm like, no, I'm not. This

1469
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,000
Speaker 5: isn't like the shirt I'm wearing or whatever. So I

1470
01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:37,480
Speaker 5: had to go back in change the shirt. Uh you

1471
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:40,240
Speaker 5: see you Any take backs, apologies, any epic slams?

1472
01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:43,240
Speaker 2: Um, do you want to take back hitting that girl

1473
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 2: with the fucking.

1474
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 5: I would like to take that back. Yeah, I feel

1475
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 5: I felt bad. Initially. I felt very bad when the

1476
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 5: mom reached out and shamed me as she should have.

1477
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 5: I would be pissed to if if it was my daughter.

1478
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 5: Uh and some middle aged comedic actor got on stage

1479
01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 5: and spiked a five pound lobster roll bitch covered in

1480
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:14,080
Speaker 5: an entire tin of caviar on my daughter's head. It's

1481
01:08:14,120 --> 01:08:16,639
Speaker 5: getting worse. I would be bummed.

1482
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 3: How could you? Did you get to eat the lobster

1483
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 3: roll at all? Or it just wentn't you're liking or

1484
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 3: you just like no? I would just was like the audience,

1485
01:08:26,280 --> 01:08:27,120
Speaker 3: great question, Blake.

1486
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 5: I thought people were giving the food.

1487
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,280
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't even understand the story because I

1488
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:33,439
Speaker 2: didn't know if you ate it or tasted it or not.

1489
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 5: No, it's just like wild. And then Trey Trey threw

1490
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 5: out this giant thing of ice cream and it's and

1491
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:42,000
Speaker 5: it hit this guy in the head and he liked it.

1492
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,240
Speaker 5: You just aimed at minor. He liked it. He was

1493
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 5: like a guy. He was just like a dude. I

1494
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,040
Speaker 5: wish I would have if I would have hit a dude.

1495
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:50,759
Speaker 5: I feel great about this whole thing. It's the fact

1496
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,599
Speaker 5: that it missed the dude. I was aiming and hit

1497
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:58,519
Speaker 5: a pack of little blonde girls were there just to

1498
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 5: see Benson Boone and and be excited about living life Bensimstead.

1499
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,839
Speaker 5: They got bumpered. They got bumpered.

1500
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:06,799
Speaker 2: Get a bumper.

1501
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,320
Speaker 5: Sorry, girl's got bumpered. And that's my bo and I'm

1502
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:14,040
Speaker 5: very sorry. I would like to give a big shout

1503
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:18,400
Speaker 5: out to my boy honors home a bit forty eight

1504
01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:22,280
Speaker 5: years old. I'm forty four. Forty four, forty four, you

1505
01:09:22,320 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 5: seem older than that.

1506
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:25,360
Speaker 2: But do you imagine if I was forty eight?

1507
01:09:25,680 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait, and I'll give him

1508
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 3: a big clam I'll say, there's a year old ass dirt, Baby,

1509
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:33,640
Speaker 3: old dirt.

1510
01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 2: Classic classic.

1511
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 5: It was fun. I just posted, you know, because you

1512
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 5: have to post about your friends, and it's the birthday,

1513
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 5: you have to Oh my god, I posted about you

1514
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:45,240
Speaker 5: today and I went back and was like, it's nice

1515
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:47,080
Speaker 5: that now you can just like you're in my little

1516
01:09:47,240 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 5: I have so many photos with you throughout the years.

1517
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 5: It's just like in your phone, it just says honders

1518
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,680
Speaker 5: and then I can click on that button and it

1519
01:09:53,720 --> 01:09:56,439
Speaker 5: shows up every photo we've ever taken together, which is

1520
01:09:56,479 --> 01:10:00,559
Speaker 5: like twelve hundred. And I went back through the creates

1521
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 5: and found like some super old ones. It was fun

1522
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,360
Speaker 5: to go back and relive rehash those men.

1523
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,040
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm gonna look at them all in bed tonight.

1524
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 3: Those the Mutton where you can just you can really

1525
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 3: just fall into photos of your phone. Like when you

1526
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 3: start to go back, it's it's better than any TV show.

1527
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,200
Speaker 3: It's the TV show of your life. It's really beautiful.

1528
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 5: I know this was heady. I know this is heady.

1529
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,840
Speaker 5: As much as I want to end on that, that's

1530
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 5: a little dunce. That's a little dense. But I do

1531
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:29,519
Speaker 5: that a lot on planes when I'm you know, just

1532
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:30,720
Speaker 5: not wanting to buy the Wi Fi.

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01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:33,120
Speaker 3: Of course, I go, let me look at every photo

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01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 3: I've ever taken the go go yeah.

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Speaker 2: Here, I want to say thank you to all my

1536
01:10:37,520 --> 01:10:40,240
Speaker 2: well wishers and the d MS. I appreciate it.

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01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,880
Speaker 5: Thank definitely say I think here's my.

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01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,760
Speaker 2: Thing though, and you guys know I gotta have a thing.

1539
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 2: It's like, yes, you do for you guys. I love

1540
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 2: like being mentioned in your stories. I appreciate oh good.

1541
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 5: Oh, but we're in this era.

1542
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 2: We're now like the expectations that like, you get reposted.

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01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,040
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, don't worry, you don't got to repost. I

1544
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:07,280
Speaker 5: prefer few. It would be nice. I understand it would

1545
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:07,679
Speaker 5: be nice.

1546
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 2: But I feel like I got a I got a

1547
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 2: few that I was like, I feel like you're just

1548
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:13,720
Speaker 2: doing this to be reposted.

1549
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's it's definitely a movie. That's

1550
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:17,479
Speaker 5: a good one.

1551
01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:19,479
Speaker 2: I mean, look at that's a fake mustache.

1552
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:22,559
Speaker 5: But but there's exactly what yah.

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01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,800
Speaker 3: Yeah little yeah, No, you're you are right though, there's

1554
01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:28,760
Speaker 3: there are people who who tag you to get a

1555
01:11:28,840 --> 01:11:30,519
Speaker 3: little bit of your birthday juice.

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01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 5: I'm glad.

1557
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:33,800
Speaker 2: I don't like.

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01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:35,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't like it at all. I don't like

1559
01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 5: it and call them out by name right now.

1560
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 2: I probably will. I probably will on another episode.

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01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 5: Like didn't like, didn't do anything I did. I gave

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01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:57,960
Speaker 5: him an epic slam dude zero. Another episode that was

1563
01:11:58,040 --> 01:12:05,360
Speaker 5: a dance episode. That's a big bitch. That's a big bitch.

1564
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 5: Why are we playing this song? I don't know.

1565
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,160
Speaker 3: It was just fun to go out on his Caddyshack

1566
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 3: and Caddy Shack Gopher and we were I don't know

1567
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,320
Speaker 3: why it came into my head.

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01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:24,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll come into your head. I love it.

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01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 5: Had well, happy birthday, Thank you

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Speaker 2: Guys, and I'll repost you guys.