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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast phone?

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Speaker 1: All right, yes, Engineer Jeff special guest appearance on the

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Speaker 1: podcast today. Come on, Jeff, grab a microphone. What else

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Speaker 1: do you have to do around here? Everything? Tomorrow would

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Speaker 1: ever tomorrow us in Orlando, tomorrow tomorrow whatever? Who cares?

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Speaker 1: We can get to that later. What fancy podcast is this?

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Speaker 1: We don't know. We're trying to get content, So do

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Speaker 1: you have anything to talk? Jeff will be working underneath

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Speaker 1: me this entire podcast. There's there's people at your place

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Speaker 1: of employment, anybody's place of employment, that are just bitter.

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Speaker 1: And I think you know where I'm going with bitter guy.

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Speaker 1: I know here. Yeah, I'm becoming increasingly better. And Jake's

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Speaker 1: becoming bitter too. Jake's salt. He's not bitter yet. But

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Speaker 1: Jake's only like twelve years old. So the fact that

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Speaker 1: he's salty at this point in life, can you imagine

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Speaker 1: when he's your time he is fourteen or fifteen? He

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Speaker 1: is going to be Yesterday was a big deal. Somebody

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Speaker 1: actually guessed my age, really, like my legitimate age. How

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Speaker 1: do we get though? Like what caused someone to go?

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Speaker 1: You know what? You look like? You're twenty six. All right,

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Speaker 1: Nate doesn't even know how old. I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know. So how did you get to that point?

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Speaker 1: What were you doing that someone guess your age? And

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Speaker 1: why did I was? I was getting my hair cut

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Speaker 1: and my barber was like your what and I was like,

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Speaker 1: holy cow, nobody actually guess made because I look a

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Speaker 1: lot younger than I am, and so most people always

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Speaker 1: think I'm like twenty, I'm going to get carded until

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well seven, yeah, I gotta say that hairline

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Speaker 1: recedes any farther the end of the year. I bet

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Speaker 1: he's not salty to his barber though. No, No, you

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Speaker 1: can't be salty to your barber. No, because he has.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday he dropped his scissors on me, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: this is why you have to be nice to your barber. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a good topic there, because I had my hair

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Speaker 1: cut one time, the last time this guy ever cut

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Speaker 1: my hair. Uh. He was cutting my hair and then

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Speaker 1: he turned me away from the mirror and then went

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Speaker 1: and got some sort of powder and was putting it

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Speaker 1: then I get up and I go to the bathroom

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Speaker 1: and my ear was just covered in blood. The guy

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Speaker 1: cut my freaking ear and didn't even tell me. So

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Speaker 1: that was the last time I went to him. We'll

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Speaker 1: see if they cut you and they tell you and

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Speaker 1: they like make a big deal. Ever, then it's like,

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Speaker 1: all right, people make mistakes. He didn't even say anything, nothing,

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Speaker 1: not a word. Put baby powder on my ear, Like

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Speaker 1: what the hell is that going to do? And then

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Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom and there's just blood streaming

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Speaker 1: down my ear because he snipped my ear. You were

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Speaker 1: just talking about how they turned your chair, So I ways,

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Speaker 1: have you guys ever been to I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: mention names, but those sports places where they cut your

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Speaker 1: hair in the case sports clips, okay, to see now,

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Speaker 1: Brodie can't go off on them. Wanted to know it

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Speaker 1: was New York sports apart for the record, it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't sports clips, but it was a chain like

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Speaker 1: that shut up, never will be right, And so they

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Speaker 1: mirror of the whole haircut, and so you don't see

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Speaker 1: it happening, which is weird because normally you watch them

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Speaker 1: like Extreme Makeover Home, you know, like yeah, so they

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Speaker 1: turned me back and they go, what do you think?

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Speaker 1: And it was just not right. It was just not right.

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Speaker 1: And I think that that's a great way to like

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Speaker 1: You know, we were um doing our iHeart Radio music

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Speaker 1: festival last week. I actually went into get my hair

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Speaker 1: cut at a salon locally. They're at the Bellaggio, and

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Speaker 1: you know that they have separate licenses. Yeah, because the

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Speaker 1: hairstylist as not allowed to do shaving or anything with

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Speaker 1: So barbers have you know that they deal with sharper objects,

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Speaker 1: have to have separate places to cut hair. They're segregated

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Speaker 1: in a salon, and and then they were talking about

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Speaker 1: hotel room. It's Vegas, while you have get two girls,

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Speaker 1: one in Vegas. How much is a haircut in Vegas

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Speaker 1: in the Bellaggio of all places, seventy dollars? Seventy that

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Speaker 1: but that's without without tip. How much did you tip?

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Speaker 1: Did you give him? That's a good tip. How much

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Speaker 1: charged for a man's haircut? It was? This was the

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Speaker 1: famous last words, charge it to my room. So I

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Speaker 1: saw it on Monday when I was checking out. It

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Speaker 1: even expensive around here. But I paid from haut. But

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Speaker 1: this is the markup. Does anybody know the markup in hotels? Ridiculous?

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Speaker 1: I ordered eggs to a hotel or one time it

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Speaker 1: and toast one from the entire experience about having them,

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Speaker 1: just you know, getting in the experience of history. Lesson

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Speaker 1: about barbers versus stylists. If you are a room service

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Speaker 1: of any kind, that's what happens to you. Think about it.

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Speaker 1: You're in bed, you call up on the phone, Hey,

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Speaker 1: send me this, this, this and this, and all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, a half hour later, they wheel a table

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Speaker 1: What are you? What are you wearing? What are you wearing?

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Speaker 1: What's the mark up on hookers? I didn't know. Does

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Speaker 1: it cost lesson if you don't go to the hooker?

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Speaker 1: I never no, no, that I wouldn't. I wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: any idea about that. I've negotiated with hookers, but I've

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Speaker 1: never actually purchased one. Scary and I hold on, where

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Speaker 1: We got how did how did there was? It was

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Speaker 1: the champagne room. We never talked to. We didn't know,

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Speaker 1: We didn't know it was. It was that was happening,

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Speaker 1: and then we left your star bro. Yeah. He walked

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Speaker 1: And then Jake tapped me on the shoulder and goes, dude,

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Speaker 1: you know, you were just talking to hooker And I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't. Yeah, you were, and but we still don't

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Speaker 1: have any proof that they were. No, we do because

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Speaker 1: there was there was four of them, and there was

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Speaker 1: she was there. She was there to train these hookers.

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Speaker 1: She was didn't tell me. You didn't tell me this

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Speaker 1: these four hookers. Why did you there? They're taking notes,

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Speaker 1: but nobody was doing a good like nobody was picking

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Speaker 1: well we didn't show it first. The hookers were there first,

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Speaker 1: then Scary night shop, and then more and more people come.

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Speaker 1: Scary is like, no, no, they're not hookers, and I'm like, Scary, like,

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Speaker 1: they're definitely hookers. And there was there was one guy

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Speaker 1: it's not just some trunk in a yellow suit. And

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Speaker 1: rookie cookie. So Jake didn't investigation, but you didn't tell

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Speaker 1: was not. So they were hookers in training, hookers in training.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if you get them for cheaper. That's what

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Speaker 1: I got a coupon code for for the price of two.

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Speaker 1: So let's get back to Nate negotiating with you to

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Speaker 1: hear the story. No, I mean, you go sit in

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Speaker 1: then they'll walk over to you and they'll engage in conversation.

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Speaker 1: That's how you know it's a hooker. No woman ever

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Speaker 1: Do you think you're getting two girls? Still don't really

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Speaker 1: know what was going on. I didn't realize. I was

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Speaker 1: number with a dollar sign in front of them? Would

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Speaker 1: to get a story like that. So the last time

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Speaker 1: was a lot of people from our company walking around

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Speaker 1: So I'm counting the money and I'm looking around. I

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Speaker 1: a great story. I could not get a hook. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: That was a step away from wearing a shirt that

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Speaker 1: I'm a little naive because I figured when you go

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Speaker 1: So I had no you know, I didn't. I don't

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Speaker 1: These girls looked like, like you like, um, working girls, see,

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Speaker 1: but I'm they're working guys. Though. Yeah, I want to

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Speaker 1: hear Garrett's point, But you never finished your story, which

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Speaker 1: which story you were negotiating? Did you go up to them.

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Speaker 1: another time. So I was sitting in a lobby bar

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Speaker 1: had to goes. Okay, you took her up on that. No,

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Speaker 1: I didn't take her up on it, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: was with five other guys in a car. There was

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Speaker 1: to the window and she said, she's like, hey, you

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Speaker 1: I'm like some of my friends says, how much she

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Speaker 1: good point. How does it work with with male hookers? Escorts? Escort? Start?

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Speaker 1: Did you pay extra to do them? I just said

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Speaker 1: it's a question that one time that you escort, and

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Speaker 1: I was a Vegas. I was drunk and I had

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Speaker 1: It's like four in the morning. This banging. I go, hey,

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Speaker 1: would you like some peanut brittle? No, but I'll try

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Speaker 1: some of that dick. Yeah, you probably would have been

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