1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: The children are our future. That's the song the Jewels Show. 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: I wrote that, I wrote that you didn't. In other words, 3 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 1: I believe our future is kind of screwed. And I 4 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 1: don't say that to be me. And I'm only saying 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: that because for almost a year now, kids have had 6 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,240 Speaker 1: to attend classes online and most schools in this country 7 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: still haven't opened up yet, and any parent out there 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 1: knows exactly how good online school is going. Basically, every 9 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,080 Speaker 1: kid in the world right now hasn't gotten better at 10 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: finding answers and problem solving themselves. They've just gotten more 11 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 1: skilled at googling the answers to their tests. And a 12 00:00:32,479 --> 00:00:35,199 Speaker 1: teacher from Florida named Edith Pride went off the other 13 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: day at a school board meeting. Was she going off 14 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 1: about the students, No, she was going off about the 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: parents in the background of the video while she's teaching 16 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: the kids online. Here's a clip from part of her rent. Parents, 17 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 1: please make sure that you have the own proper clothing 18 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 1: when you're walking in front of your hand. The child's 19 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 1: computed because we haven't seen him in they draws. The 20 00:00:55,640 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: bra and everything else has just started going off. Brows 21 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: and everything else cross brawls everything else. She started going 22 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 1: off about what parents are doing in the background. Here's 23 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:07,040 Speaker 1: another clip of her going off at this school board 24 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:09,040 Speaker 1: meeting about what parents are doing in the background while 25 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: she's trying to online teach their kids. Parents, when you 26 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: are helping your children at the computer, please do not 27 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: appear with big joints in your hands and cigarettes. The 28 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: joint be big as a cig all sing at all 29 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,760 Speaker 1: you know. That reminds me of Kat Williams and comedian 30 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,199 Speaker 1: Kat Williams. Cat boy, if you got kids, you're gonna 31 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: have to cut down on your week consumption. I'll get 32 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 1: what you say. It's cool to get high. It is 33 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: not cool to get high and eat up all your 34 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:37,400 Speaker 1: baby's cereal. Person was actually Kat Williams. Oh my goodness, 35 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 1: his sister. But I remember, like when everything was going 36 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: to online and zoom for the kids. Yeah, at the 37 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,880 Speaker 1: first time that I had that, I thought of like, 38 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: oh crap, I'm in the background of this video right now. 39 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 1: I remember that time because I was like, oh my goodness, right, yeah, wait, 40 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: all the times before that, like what's this? What's this 41 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: video on? Was it mute? On the people that are 42 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: like looking at you, judging you I remember, because yeah, 43 00:01:58,080 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 1: so I was like dinking and open in the office area, 44 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: so I wasn't in the background of my son, Jackson's 45 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: video call for his class. So all like whisper doing 46 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,040 Speaker 1: be like jack chocks? Is your video off? Is your 47 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 1: like at at least you're checking. You're not like these 48 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: other parents who are apparently going to walking behind their 49 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: kids with what was it? Parents? When you are helping 50 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 1: your children at the computer, please do not appear with 51 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:24,920 Speaker 1: big joints in your hands and cigarettes. What parents? It's like, Hold, 52 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:26,520 Speaker 1: I hope you connected that and they just have a 53 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: blunt hanging out. I'm not just trying to where can 54 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: I get one of them? Yeah, and they're close enough 55 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: probably to get the kid a contact high. Mean at 56 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: that point, seriously, there's been a lot of that going on. 57 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 1: And there's been a couple times too. Yeah, where you 58 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: know Alex and I are married. If you don't know that, 59 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: by the way, I have to explains because I have 60 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:45,640 Speaker 1: to because there might be new listeners who are like whatever. Anyway, 61 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:48,040 Speaker 1: Alex's son, eight year old Jackson, she's just talked about 62 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: he'll be on school. I'll walk behind her doing something 63 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: and I'm like, man, they're gonna look at me and 64 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: I'm this guy with like a throat tattoo. It was 65 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,320 Speaker 1: like an artic joke. And I'd be like, yeah, blink, 66 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:59,519 Speaker 1: if you need help, could you listen to that lady? 67 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 1: She's like, And then I got some guy walking behind him. 68 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: What kind of a what is that? Napped a young 69 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: kid the other day. So Alex also has a daughter. 70 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: She's fifteen years old, my fifteen year old step daughter, 71 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: and she you know, kids at age are embarrassed by everything. 72 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,920 Speaker 1: So I walked in the kitchen the other day and 73 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: she was on her class in school and I just 74 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: was gonna get a drink. So she wasn't even facing me. 75 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: She was facing the other way. Her computer was facing 76 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: the other way. And so I went and I started 77 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:33,000 Speaker 1: to get some ice, and she just just you know 78 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: that sound that sounds fifteen year old teenagers make, just 79 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: and she puts up her finger like oh my god. 80 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: And I was like, I stopped, and I was like 81 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: what I did? I just do something like what I 82 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: do because I was confused because the reaction was so big, 83 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: just like what do you do? O? My god? Stop? Stop? 84 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: And I'm just waiting and She's got her finger up 85 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 1: and I stopped. I'm like, okay, what's going on right now? 86 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm confused oak and the fingers up 87 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: and then she just goes, okay bye and then hangs 88 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: up on thing. And I was like, what was there 89 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: a problem did I want? And She's just like, I know, 90 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: I just didn't want them to hear you in the background. 91 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: Oh what getting ice? It's not like I was walking 92 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: around with a blunt hanging out on her mouth like that. 93 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: You know. Anyway, because of that lady's rant at the 94 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 1: school board, Arris, when you are helping you our children, 95 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: you have to compete that one, a bunch of other 96 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,400 Speaker 1: teachers came forward and started sharing their experiences with weird 97 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: things parents were doing in the background while they're trying 98 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,039 Speaker 1: to online school with their children. Yeah. One teacher said, 99 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 1: I had a father no shirt drinking a beer at 100 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: eleven forty five in the morning. I'm like, um, okay, exactly, 101 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:38,240 Speaker 1: he's drinking a beer in his house. What if he 102 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 1: works a graveyard and then or something, what if he 103 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 1: works the different what's it to you? Also, it's in 104 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: his house. It's a pandemic. He's stuck at home? Why not? 105 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 1: You know, how about you go be a good kid 106 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: and get him a bit. Yeah, exactly, turn off your class, 107 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,039 Speaker 1: go get dad a beer, and go mow the lawn. So, 108 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: if you're a teacher, tech stand four one or six one. 109 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: What's something funny that you've seen on one of your 110 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,520 Speaker 1: online classes, Arris? When you are helping your showlder at 111 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:04,159 Speaker 1: the computer, please do not appear with big joint in 112 00:05:04,279 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: your hands and cigarettes. Does joint be big as a cigall? Oh? Yes, 113 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 1: we have seen it off. I still think it's Cat Williams. 114 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: You gotta be careful. If you got kids, you're gonna 115 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: have to cut down on your weak consumption. I don't 116 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: give what you say. It's cool to get high. It 117 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,080 Speaker 1: is not cool to get high and eat up all 118 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:22,520 Speaker 1: your baby's cereals. Good points by both of them, all right, 119 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:24,159 Speaker 1: your phone pranks coming up in just a few minutes. 120 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: It's a jewel show.