Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous an is Lala Cat. Welcome back to the
Speaker 1: bonus episode and we give them a La Podcast Happy Monday.
Speaker 1: We hope that you can we can send you into
Speaker 1: the week embarrassed as fuck. Yay, I've got jerseccurred in
Speaker 1: Eastern Hello. So today is the episode where we talk
Speaker 1: about most embarrassing moments. And because I have pregnancy brain,
Speaker 1: when I first saw this and chose it, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh easy, I've got it. And then as I'm driving
Speaker 1: home from Palm Springs, I'm like, I fucking forgot it.
Speaker 1: And then I'm going through all of these embarrassing moments
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's not the most embarrassed I've ever been, right,
Speaker 1: And luckily, right before we started, I was like, oh wait,
Speaker 1: I remember it again. This was Hella embarrassed. I can't
Speaker 1: And there's not enough liquor on the planet that could
Speaker 1: have made you not embarrassed by it.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell us start us off strong.
Speaker 1: I was at a nightclub and I'm of age. I'm
Speaker 1: of age maybe twenty one, twenty two, and I think
Speaker 1: it was in Vegas. I'm pretty sure it was in Vegas. Again,
Speaker 1: I was drinking at this point in time and I
Speaker 1: needed to go to the bathroom, and I'm feeling myself
Speaker 1: failing myself. I go upstairs to where the bathrooms are,
Speaker 1: and the bathrooms are glass that you can see through,
Speaker 1: and once you lock them, they fog up. I don't
Speaker 1: know this, okay, I'm to wasteed and I just pull
Speaker 1: my pants down, hike my dress.
Speaker 3: Up, and I didn't lock it.
Speaker 1: I see this guy and I'm like, I can see
Speaker 1: can can he see me? And he's knocking and he's like,
Speaker 1: you need to lock the door. We can see you.
Speaker 3: I was just so I would have probably called it
Speaker 3: a night. I'd have been like, I gotta go home.
Speaker 3: And this is why.
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: How many were you in the wrong bathroom?
Speaker 3: Why are there guys in there?
Speaker 1: No? It just they're just doors. They're just doors. So
Speaker 1: they're like raised up when you have to.
Speaker 2: Hike your squirt up. It's so I'm.
Speaker 3: Sexy or like a hike did you show? Everybody was
Speaker 3: watching you as you just pulled hiked your pants up
Speaker 3: and then just pulled your your underwear off.
Speaker 4: Everyone saw that.
Speaker 1: Yes, that means like could you guys? I was like,
Speaker 1: this bathroom is amazing. I can watch what everyone's doing.
Speaker 4: I had been like, I just saw a crotch. I
Speaker 4: gotta go home and go to bed.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they saw too much, they're.
Speaker 2: Scarred, Lala. Just bear ass on the toilet, just like what.
Speaker 3: I don't care how hot you are when you go
Speaker 3: bare ass to just PLoP down on fucking porcelain. I
Speaker 3: don't know how hot you could be after that.
Speaker 5: That is the funniest thing ever. I'm so like you
Speaker 5: were probably a little slouched too when I've been dancing
Speaker 5: and drinking. I mean, you don't want to see me
Speaker 5: just like sitting on the potty.
Speaker 3: Like, can I elegant and.
Speaker 1: I squat?
Speaker 6: I'm not sitting on that disgusting toilet?
Speaker 2: Were you squatting?
Speaker 1: And in my drunken mind, you guys, I.
Speaker 6: Jump on display sit down on the potty, public toilet.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: A squat.
Speaker 2: A squat?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, But can I tell you how I justified
Speaker 1: the squatting In my mind? It was like a workout,
Speaker 1: you know how like bodybuilders before they do a competition,
Speaker 1: they kind of like work out and their muscles get inflamed.
Speaker 1: So I'd and be.
Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah, so all these people got to see
Speaker 3: you squatting and peeing at the same time.
Speaker 1: I want to say, it didn't last that long. This
Speaker 1: is the funny. I think once the guy knew, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's going to the bathroom, she's like hiking her. She
Speaker 1: has no idea that we can see her. But I
Speaker 1: feel like that's not okay.
Speaker 3: Well, what's not okay is you're going into a room
Speaker 3: and not locking the door behind.
Speaker 1: Just to see a bathroom.
Speaker 5: I know, but but people in the bathroom want to
Speaker 5: see out to see what they're missing.
Speaker 2: Oh, that is so funny.
Speaker 1: We can see you lock the door.
Speaker 5: I was like, ah, so then what did you do
Speaker 5: waddle over and lock.
Speaker 3: It out of Yeah, And then I would have stayed
Speaker 3: in there for ten to fifteen minutes for everyone.
Speaker 1: Else to be out, stayed in there for a while
Speaker 1: because I'm like, everyone's wasted. They'll forget, they'll forget, they'll
Speaker 1: sit and watch the bathroom like however, and then you know,
Speaker 1: their molly or their molly will kick in and they'll
Speaker 1: be off to the Oh.
Speaker 2: I'm never I'm never leaving done. That's my new home.
Speaker 2: I'm not leaving that bathroom, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Oh, it was embarrassing. To say the least.
Speaker 2: That is so funny.
Speaker 1: That was a great one about me.
Speaker 3: And my next Yeah, I was in school twelfth grade,
Speaker 3: senior year.
Speaker 1: Oh says that this is more embarrassing than having to
Speaker 1: put books under his ass.
Speaker 3: So I know I didn't hit puberty until, you know,
Speaker 3: late senior year, mid senior So morning class, I'm in math.
Speaker 3: Mister Should I even say his name?
Speaker 1: No, you're the king of name dropping, mister mister math.
Speaker 3: I don't care. It's a morning class. Everybody I would
Speaker 3: sleep like this and they would name call. Okay, So
Speaker 3: I was sleeping and he goes east and I go,
Speaker 3: I can't like my voice cracked. I don't know how
Speaker 3: to do it, every buddy. And I'm in like the
Speaker 3: back corner. Everybody goes and he goes what And I
Speaker 3: go here? And from then on out, I was just
Speaker 3: like they know I haven't hit puberty. Yeah, my voice
Speaker 3: here and from then on out, yeah, I hate Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was the most like the whole class turned. Oh,
Speaker 3: mister math teacher goes what?
Speaker 1: Spot Mister math teacher was like the baseball coach.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So from there on out, I stayed staying here because
Speaker 3: there could have been a crackle, and I started going, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: You really hit the base. Oh that is so sad.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I don't ever say anything after that.
Speaker 3: No, but probably to each other. And then after that
Speaker 3: I'd get to go put those books under my ass
Speaker 3: and start driving. Just a hell of a year in
Speaker 3: high school, baby, I know.
Speaker 1: But your friends were small too.
Speaker 3: I didn't have any.
Speaker 1: You had friends? Yeah, wait, you guys. Can I show
Speaker 1: you a picture of Easton as a little boy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hold on, how old do you think you were?
Speaker 1: I'm posting it. I'm posting it on socials.
Speaker 3: No one just I mean so well, I mean.
Speaker 5: So well you you actually look like a skater boy
Speaker 5: of sorts.
Speaker 1: I know, curly hair. I'm so shocked.
Speaker 3: I tried to go the Beaver Way with curly hair,
Speaker 3: as you see.
Speaker 2: Are you there eighteen?
Speaker 4: I'm not kidding you. I might be seventeen.
Speaker 2: No, you're lying.
Speaker 1: No, there's no freaking older.
Speaker 3: Come on, I got my braces.
Speaker 1: I think you're fifteen.
Speaker 3: I might be sixteen. I got my braces off senior year.
Speaker 1: We still have them here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I could be sixteen or seventeen. But I
Speaker 4: looked like I was still driving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm posting it on the grid. I it's so cute, Jessica.
Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, this is my most embarrassing.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say it, but I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1: My town.
Speaker 5: I swear to god, if anyone from my town has
Speaker 5: a video that of this, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: Don't, don't just delete it. You'll ruin my life.
Speaker 5: So oh no, I thought I was like a I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, I'm probably a really good singer or something,
Speaker 5: and I wasn't. But I was like, oh, I am
Speaker 5: so they my town held this race. I'm not even
Speaker 5: gonna say what it was. And somehow I had convinced
Speaker 5: someone to let me see the national anthem before the
Speaker 5: race started.
Speaker 1: And I willingly yeah.
Speaker 5: Though, I was like I'm gonna cause I saw all
Speaker 5: these videos on YouTube of these like girls impressing, like
Speaker 5: singing so good, and I'm like I could do that.
Speaker 2: I'm a leo like.
Speaker 5: I was like I could do that, and I like
Speaker 5: like the attention and I'm going to be a star.
Speaker 5: So I took like singing lessons and I, oh my god,
Speaker 5: I was like fourt I was like fourteen too, this
Speaker 5: is too old to be like anyway. So there's a
Speaker 5: ton of people there, so many people, my mom my dad,
Speaker 5: my whole family. I'm like, oh cause I that's also
Speaker 5: I wasn't I knew.
Speaker 2: I wasn't ready. I'm like, but on the day I'll
Speaker 2: be ready.
Speaker 3: Wait was it just like your whole family or like
Speaker 3: a whole town behind the town? Okay, the whole town.
Speaker 5: It was before the race started, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I know I'm not ready, but on the day I'll
Speaker 5: get this like charisma and really be able to kill it.
Speaker 5: So no one heard me sing my mom my dad.
Speaker 5: I just kept telling him like, no, you're You're gonna
Speaker 5: love it.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 5: So I get on stage with the mic and they're
Speaker 5: like to sing the national anthem like they announced me
Speaker 5: like Jessica Walter.
Speaker 2: And I get on stage with the mic.
Speaker 5: Immediately I go numb and I'm like, oh shit, like
Speaker 5: ship you can't breathe, and I'm horrified, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta do this.
Speaker 1: How many people give us a visual? How many people?
Speaker 1: I would say seven hundred over.
Speaker 2: Say like.
Speaker 5: I would say, like giving me around like maybe a thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: And I stand on the stage and I immediately, I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I gotta do it. I start.
Speaker 5: Instead, I start entirely too high because I'm so nervous.
Speaker 5: So I start and you guys know the national anthem,
Speaker 5: it's like you hit tho high notes.
Speaker 2: So I start, like I have.
Speaker 3: Right now, oh voice, to use your voice?
Speaker 1: You started dying cat pits.
Speaker 5: Right, And I don't even correct myself because I'm like,
Speaker 5: I have to commit.
Speaker 2: I'm fourteen. I don't know how to sing.
Speaker 5: So we get to like or the Land of the Free,
Speaker 5: and it's like a dog whistle.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like it's like, oh my god. By
Speaker 2: the way, when I.
Speaker 5: Start off after the first verse, people's faces start being
Speaker 5: like like panic and it sets into the crowd. People
Speaker 5: are like I can like I can just see people
Speaker 5: being like this is not good.
Speaker 2: This is not gonna be good.
Speaker 5: I can see like my mom sort of like shining
Speaker 5: away people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's like it was like I get to order the
Speaker 5: Land of the Free, and it's like and then like
Speaker 5: and then literally the last line, I start crying.
Speaker 3: At least everybody started feeling bad.
Speaker 4: At least was I hope she doesn't think she's good.
Speaker 3: When she started crying. People were like, she shouldn't have
Speaker 3: been here, like I'm the home.
Speaker 2: And of the Brave. Was just tears streaming.
Speaker 1: And everyone was like everyone was like oh yeah, like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, it was God, it was so parents.
Speaker 5: No, wait record, no, I swear to god she started. No,
Speaker 5: I don't think let's see maybe I was like thirteen,
Speaker 5: so I don't think a ton of cell phones.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there was like video, but I video.
Speaker 5: I pray for the love of God that someone if
Speaker 5: they did start.
Speaker 4: Aplording, No, tag the podcast please, what was the race called?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Been trying to do some YouTube research right now, right
Speaker 3: Fingerlakes Races?
Speaker 2: Oh so bad?
Speaker 1: Wait did Jake and Amy record it? No? I don't
Speaker 1: think that they destroyed the evidence.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If they did, they stopped recording and deleted and just
Speaker 3: I just remember.
Speaker 5: Like two steps down, I'm crying and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: I put the mic back.
Speaker 2: And everyone's climbing and I put the mic back in
Speaker 2: the standard.
Speaker 5: Slinking off the stage of my mom and someone was like, come.
Speaker 1: Here, sweetie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've never been more invested in So Bad,
Speaker 2: So Bad. I thought that was my I thought that was.
Speaker 3: Gonna be my I'm surprised you're still here doing you win?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you win.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't believe I.
Speaker 3: Would have just got from home and never left the
Speaker 3: house if that was.
Speaker 2: Me, it was bad.
Speaker 1: Anyways, it's a shock you have any confidence.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: I know that you like still were like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to move to Nashville and make something of myself and
Speaker 1: be in music. That is so funny. Okay, tell me
Speaker 1: tell me people's embarrassing moment.
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got some good ones.
Speaker 5: You guys starting all up strong with ship my pants
Speaker 5: during college finals?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I want to know if it was like
Speaker 3: a full blown ship or a little shark.
Speaker 2: No, it must have been a full blown ship.
Speaker 5: And did you guys take the finals all to either?
Speaker 1: He didn't take fine college?
Speaker 3: Are you saying you did it? Just surprising at me.
Speaker 5: I'm thinking high school finals, high school final, college finals
Speaker 5: even that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I took those in the auditorium. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then you have to take the walk. If you
Speaker 2: ship your pants, you have to take the walk of shame.
Speaker 5: And every way you you smell bad, there's probably a
Speaker 5: skid mark of sorts humiliating.
Speaker 1: I know what color were the pants, probably white, hopefully brown,
Speaker 1: hopefully probably brown corduroy. Sorry, is there are there a
Speaker 1: lot of shitting.
Speaker 3: Your pants in elementary school? There was a but I
Speaker 3: probably was in second grade. I'll never forget it. He
Speaker 3: was raising his hand for hours. It felt like no
Speaker 3: one like she never like answered or called.
Speaker 1: On, just let him sit there, with him.
Speaker 3: Sit there, still held it. And then she called him
Speaker 3: and he goes. I peed in the chair because he
Speaker 3: had to go. So he gets up and like the
Speaker 3: blue chairs with like the little boy I know exactly,
Speaker 3: it gets up and he's just dripping and I'm right
Speaker 3: behind him and.
Speaker 4: I just look at the chair and it's just a
Speaker 4: puddle of pet And.
Speaker 3: It was embarrassed for him. The teacher's fault.
Speaker 1: That is the teacher's fault. And you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't like the whole Like you only get to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom once.
Speaker 4: We all got different bladders. If I got to go,
Speaker 4: I gotta.
Speaker 1: Go, right, And you don't know if this kid has
Speaker 1: like IBS that hasn't been diagnosed yet, Like let me
Speaker 1: go to the freaking bathroom, right, you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I felt terrible for him.
Speaker 1: Well could you not have you seen weeds, yes, where
Speaker 1: she's like the mom. Her mom puts laxative into Isabelle's
Speaker 1: candy bars because she finds out the mom is hysterical
Speaker 1: and I can't think of her.
Speaker 2: Name with the black hair.
Speaker 1: No, no, the other one Isabelle. Isabelle's the funny you know,
Speaker 1: the funny mom who like is married to I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it since married to Dean. Okay, and she's like,
Speaker 1: this is the the I'm missed the fucking house ever invented.
Speaker 1: Like she's so cool. I love her so much. I
Speaker 1: rewatch one hundred times, probably every single month I restarted. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Isabelle she finds out she wants her daughter to
Speaker 1: lose weight, and she's in elementary school and she sees
Speaker 1: that her daughter's hoarding candy in her room, so she
Speaker 1: replaces it with laxatives, and cut to Isabelle in class
Speaker 1: and she's like, miss Handler, I really need to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and she's like later Isabelle, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I really need to go now, and it's like the
Speaker 1: insert of the belly gurgleen, so she goes. She finally
Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom anyway, cut to the mom and
Speaker 1: dean and she's like, I put laxative. She's like, you
Speaker 1: put laxatives in our daughter's room. They call her shit girl.
Speaker 1: Now cut and Isabelle's in her bedroom. No no, no. Cut
Speaker 1: to Isabelle in her bedroom and her dad's like, you'll
Speaker 1: look back and laugh. I had to throw my underwear
Speaker 1: in the wood. And he's like, that'll be funny in
Speaker 1: a few years. She's like, the kids call me shit girl.
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up. Let the kid go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: If I find out the ocean needs to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, and the teacher has the once a day.
Speaker 2: Rule, that's insane. They don't do that same.
Speaker 3: Remember when we had to go We had four by
Speaker 3: four paddles, paddles that we had to walk to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: And then you go in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: You can't hang them anywhere.
Speaker 3: They were disgusting, horrible.
Speaker 2: How no one got right beyond me, That is disgusting.
Speaker 1: Then you wash your hands and then you pick.
Speaker 4: Up this thing again, floor that everybody peed on.
Speaker 3: Horrible, But you like, yeah, grab that.
Speaker 4: You walk down the hall with it. Thing.
Speaker 3: You feel like an idiot having to peer, like I
Speaker 3: never want to go to the restroom. Again, this is
Speaker 3: like for like an idiot totally.
Speaker 7: I was in second grade and our teacher had a rule.
Speaker 7: It was like five minutes before lunch. It was like
Speaker 7: the one a day thing, and she wouldn't let me.
Speaker 7: I peed my pants right before lunch to do the
Speaker 7: walk of shaved, to go to the bathroom real quick,
Speaker 7: try to dry it out.
Speaker 1: What do you do? You call your mom to bring
Speaker 1: you more clothes.
Speaker 7: So thankfully I only lived like a couple of miles,
Speaker 7: so my parents were home, were able to come and
Speaker 7: get me new boxers.
Speaker 2: But at that point, the whole class.
Speaker 4: Now I pissed myself.
Speaker 3: Here we are. I think you take the rest of
Speaker 3: the day off.
Speaker 1: And I live I live in We live in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: It's far to get back and forth to a school,
Speaker 1: like back in Utah five minutes. If I called my
Speaker 1: mom and needed something or my dad five minutes, I
Speaker 1: was there here. Maybe it's two thirty traffics kicked in.
Speaker 2: You can't get there.
Speaker 1: You can't get there. That is a pack, your kid's
Speaker 1: backpack with an extra pair of clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think they do that anymore nowadays.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not crazy town. What else.
Speaker 5: We have a lot of like, ship my pants, ship
Speaker 5: my pants? Why are we Why are we shitting?
Speaker 3: Why are you sing our pants?
Speaker 2: Is it the food?
Speaker 4: I have sharded once?
Speaker 5: I've never shipped my pants, and everyone's so shocked, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, how do you ship your pants?
Speaker 3: Do you remember when I played Little League football?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Wait, so I was playing against Cyprus as the Utah dude.
Speaker 3: Skyline wouldn't let this poor kid into the facilities. He
Speaker 3: shipped his pants and then proceeded to play the game
Speaker 3: in his ship pants. And oh yeah, and did he
Speaker 3: have brown Yeah, so my buddy runs yellow pants, brown ass.
Speaker 3: I'll show you the video. So my buddy grabs the ball,
Speaker 3: runs up the middle, he gets hit because he's a
Speaker 3: big lineman. Yeah, tackles him head on and slides his
Speaker 3: ass over my buddy's face and everything. Luckily it was
Speaker 3: like contacts. We had a helmet and face mask. But
Speaker 3: I could only imagine why the pink guy he probably
Speaker 3: dealt with smelling sh the game at all. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: never ran the ball in the middle. Again.
Speaker 1: It was home game, home game, and they wouldn't let
Speaker 1: this poor kid into the school to use the background.
Speaker 3: Skyline.
Speaker 1: They didn't let me disappointed.
Speaker 2: Any shipped on your friend's face pretty much?
Speaker 3: Well, we deserved it. We didn't let him use our facility,
Speaker 3: not our did. He didn't ask me how to walk
Speaker 3: him in.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And the guy was alignment that showed his pants.
Speaker 3: Big old big boys. Yeah huge.
Speaker 1: That was a five day school.
Speaker 4: I'll get a video, we'll post it.
Speaker 1: We don't need to post it.
Speaker 2: There's probably a lot of ship, though, is that big?
Speaker 1: You've never shirted?
Speaker 5: Never in my life, I feel when they have to ship.
Speaker 5: I don't love how many of you are shooting yourselves.
Speaker 3: Because sometimes I'm confident in and I shouldn't have been.
Speaker 1: Just once though, it happened to me the one time
Speaker 1: that I drank that sent tea.
Speaker 5: Right, you ship your pants, but you're home from creation,
Speaker 5: Yes I was.
Speaker 1: And if you remember correctly, my daughter looks this chocolate.
Speaker 1: I said, yes, I spilled chocolate. Don't touch it and
Speaker 1: get out of the bed. And it was teeny, but
Speaker 1: that that senity because I was always wondering, like, and
Speaker 1: all my friends are like, I've shouted, I've shouted. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't get how this is happenings.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't have been confident inhole.
Speaker 1: When I can't defend all of y'all, that's beyond. But
Speaker 1: with this senate, Yeah, I couldn't even move. You had
Speaker 1: such bad is that what i'd so? It was such
Speaker 1: bad cramps. But also like everything inside of me was
Speaker 1: just water, so I couldn't like I couldn't even move
Speaker 1: without feeling like something was that.
Speaker 3: Room.
Speaker 1: I didn't try to release anything. That's why I'm like,
Speaker 1: take this senite off the market. This is like not
Speaker 1: my inside shouldn't feel this way, and I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have to drink it on the toilet for
Speaker 3: a few days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should be drinking this toilet.
Speaker 3: Just in and out.
Speaker 2: And that's the only time you've ever shipped your pants.
Speaker 3: I remember getting that tea for you too.
Speaker 1: Oh no, not jif me. I got it with Tom Schwartz,
Speaker 1: I Create, they.
Speaker 2: Filmed, They filmed, so you guys, I.
Speaker 3: Thought one from sitting everywhere the other I thought that
Speaker 3: was one, but that just she had a bad stomach ache.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this is the one and only time. And
Speaker 1: it was when I went to Creation. It's on season
Speaker 1: eleven with Tom Schwartz. He said, should we get this?
Speaker 1: I drank it, and how I filmed or did anything
Speaker 1: and didn't ship my pants is wild. The fact that
Speaker 1: it happened one time in the comfort of my own home,
Speaker 1: thank god. But I will say, humbling experience.
Speaker 2: If you ship and seen, do you think they would
Speaker 2: have aired it?
Speaker 1: Joking? Yes, that is why I love to embarrass us,
Speaker 1: and I'm fine with it. It's real life, you know.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately, fortunately cameras weren't there.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So I'm talking about on the podcast something that I
Speaker 1: could have taken, something I could have taken to my grave.
Speaker 1: And here I am. And if one person calls me
Speaker 1: a relatable queen, I will backhand.
Speaker 2: Be she's a relatable queen. Shit yourself.
Speaker 1: I hate that just as much as I hate hard hands.
Speaker 5: We're getting off the shit you guys. Thank you all
Speaker 5: for your shit submissions. But here's one. Oh have you
Speaker 5: guys ever done this? Fell off the treadmill at the
Speaker 5: gym twice?
Speaker 2: Have you ever done it on full speed way?
Speaker 3: Wow? Crazy? Why so my mom calls me on the
Speaker 3: way into the podcast and she goes, I sent you
Speaker 3: a story. A twenty two year old girl in Indonesia
Speaker 3: was on a treadmill on the third floor, shot off
Speaker 3: of it, flew off the third floor and is now deceive.
Speaker 3: I know we're laughing, and I'm not laughing at that,
Speaker 3: but I'm only laughing at the point of like, who's
Speaker 3: putting a treadmill back out three story windows? Who designed that?
Speaker 1: Well? Also, the speech she was going to fling you out?
Speaker 4: She was.
Speaker 3: She was very dedicated.
Speaker 4: Gotta know your limits, you don't.
Speaker 3: You gotta just seize She's no longer with us from
Speaker 3: what I know the article I read.
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: She's no, she's with my dad listening to this podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now, So you're actually what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Horror moment Jim Gore is thrown to her death out
Speaker 3: of window after she falls off treadmill. That's going too fast.
Speaker 3: This is the horror moments A gym goer stumbled backwards
Speaker 3: from a treadmill and plunged to her death from a
Speaker 3: window by behind her. The twenty two year old was
Speaker 3: thrown out of the open third or window in a
Speaker 3: busy gym in Indonesia.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she stumbled back, No, it threw her.
Speaker 3: I mean if you stumbled her. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Do you have to like do you look.
Speaker 1: To be going fast for it to throw you out there?
Speaker 5: Can can you imagine seeing that from like across the way?
Speaker 2: This isn't funny. And I do apologize for last.
Speaker 3: This is why I just want to know the design
Speaker 3: team and how much they are.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, I literally when Easton read this,
Speaker 1: when Easton told when my mom called, I'll say that,
Speaker 1: I said, Easton, I don't know that we should talk
Speaker 1: about this, but now because I'm going to laugh, and
Speaker 1: not because she died, that's deficit.
Speaker 3: It's horrific, but to her family, prayers out to her,
Speaker 3: her family and everything.
Speaker 4: It's the treadmill.
Speaker 1: Happen to you. Imagine if that, if I had to
Speaker 1: go and tell if you did laugh very up, the
Speaker 1: treadmill shot him out of a say it.
Speaker 2: Say okay, let's do it.
Speaker 5: Try to say it in a way that he's not
Speaker 5: gonna make you laugh. Okay, So someone says make you
Speaker 5: someone says, I come.
Speaker 2: Up to you. I go, oh my god, Lola, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry.
Speaker 3: How did Easton die?
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry Easton died. How did it happen?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say he was on a treadmill laughing already
Speaker 1: and he it was he speaking.
Speaker 3: He thought his legs were longer than they were.
Speaker 1: He lost control, flowing him out the wind.
Speaker 2: This is no way.
Speaker 7: Shout out to my teacher who said and some of
Speaker 7: the darkest stories. In order to work in this industry,
Speaker 7: you have to have a life.
Speaker 3: Laugh just to let you know, crying and laughing are
Speaker 3: in the same emotion. So if you don't laugh, you'll cry.
Speaker 3: If you don't cray or cry, you'll laugh.
Speaker 1: I love that that makes And that's.
Speaker 4: Why when Dad died, I have to bring it up.
Speaker 3: Because everybody is downstairs by the piano in the open,
Speaker 3: and I'm the only one up there because nobody wants
Speaker 3: to see him.
Speaker 4: I walk down and like down the big.
Speaker 3: Stairs where everybody everybody looks up at me just with like,
Speaker 3: and I go, he still hasn't woken up. I mean,
Speaker 3: it was just like it's either laugh or cry, and
Speaker 3: it's like, I got a whole bunch of people, let's
Speaker 3: make some light and everybody.
Speaker 4: My mo Lisa comes up.
Speaker 1: Don't make light of this right now, Lisa, it's yield serious, yield.
Speaker 3: You gotta find someone funny.
Speaker 1: Easton and Lauren, No, it's pretty damn funny.
Speaker 4: Laughing.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think it's funny. One bet, all right,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to have anyway. What what are the
Speaker 1: embarrassing moments that didn't end?
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, the treadmill from the treadmill, all right,
Speaker 5: so much shit everywhere, I mean ship all over the
Speaker 5: hotel bed during anal. I cannot believe I just admitted that,
Speaker 5: Oh this is embarrassing. My grandpa walked in on me
Speaker 5: and my boyfriend doing it doggy style, and yikes, I
Speaker 5: was like seventeen.
Speaker 1: Oh grampies had to see that.
Speaker 2: Grandpa's done doggie style.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you, but grandpa doesn't want to see
Speaker 1: his grand baby getting de filed, getting filed.
Speaker 3: Tour.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, Oh that's a little dark, my friend.
Speaker 2: Some of you wrote in some dark ones. Oh well no, okayo.
Speaker 1: But people fell off treadmills at the gym and that
Speaker 1: was embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Look up videos of people falling off treadmills.
Speaker 1: There's high hundreds of never get to try, there's just
Speaker 1: tread we'll shoot third so scary.
Speaker 2: This is funny? What, oh my god, this is funny.
Speaker 5: Watched porn while boyfriend and his friends were in a
Speaker 5: different room and it played on the speaker in there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is hysterical. And can I tell
Speaker 1: you Dony's ex boyfriend did that. Yes, it was like bluetooth. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh that happened.
Speaker 3: You got to go to your Apple Music Spotify, play
Speaker 3: a song beforehand and then see where it's playing.
Speaker 4: You can go get your porn going.
Speaker 1: Oh, disconnect from the bluetooth. Can you imagine too, just like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: That is at to the TV. Or she didn't air
Speaker 3: stream it to the TV.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she could have been watching it and
Speaker 3: they could have been too wild.
Speaker 1: It could have gotten real funky and weird. We have
Speaker 1: time for one moment. Unless that was the funniest.
Speaker 2: Well. I passed out at my chorus concert.
Speaker 5: Back row of the risers fell off in a large
Speaker 5: purple gown. When you're at the top of the risers to.
Speaker 2: The timber, Oh my god, you're falling way down.
Speaker 1: You have to remember, in the purple gown in the purple.
Speaker 2: So it's like flowing. I'm sure as they're falling, We're sorry.
Speaker 3: Do you remember, yes, Yes, we did the same thing
Speaker 3: in elementary and she was on the because she was tall,
Speaker 3: so it like went up like four steps on it,
Speaker 3: and she was standing and she locked her legs timber.
Speaker 3: She fell to come.
Speaker 1: And Eastward Elementary was really good at telling us when
Speaker 1: we had performances that we had to stand through to
Speaker 1: not lock your knees.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. We all learned the hard way.
Speaker 5: All of us had someone who locked their knees and
Speaker 5: passed out and passed out.
Speaker 3: She was she was number one. She was six foot
Speaker 3: one in third grade and she fell off five But
Speaker 3: you know this, yeah, like a stadium.
Speaker 5: Seating, passing out is so embarrassing. But also when you
Speaker 5: do it in front of people like.
Speaker 3: Your whole elementary school.
Speaker 5: And especially when you're singing, could you imagine passing out?
Speaker 1: My god, wait, what were you guys singing?
Speaker 4: I can't even remember.
Speaker 3: I was playing violin in heigh or in elementary school
Speaker 3: with a couple of friends and one was very good advilin.
Speaker 1: Were you guys at home playing the violin?
Speaker 3: This was this was embarrassing moment stood elementary school. Okay,
Speaker 3: and we're putting on the concert. Me and my other
Speaker 3: buddy were not good. So we were behind the drapes
Speaker 3: on one of the side because she didn't want us
Speaker 3: to see, and she'd come up to us and she'd go,
Speaker 3: before you guys play every song, remember to lick your.
Speaker 4: Bow to me.
Speaker 3: And because if you lick your bow, it doesn't play.
Speaker 1: So the teacher told you guys to do that. I
Speaker 1: wish they would have told me. I would do a
Speaker 1: whole concert the strings.
Speaker 3: We'd lick our bows and then it wouldn't play because
Speaker 3: like this, saliva would like on the horse hair.
Speaker 1: I love. That's hilarious. I don't know what I appreciate
Speaker 1: that teacher. She's not here to feed you bullshit that
Speaker 1: like you can do this. She's let you you cannot
Speaker 1: do this, and you're not going to bring the rest
Speaker 1: in the class to it.
Speaker 3: And I didn't know it would play. I just found
Speaker 3: that out later.
Speaker 1: That is so funny, you guys.
Speaker 2: This was the funniest.
Speaker 5: I've never cried that hard during laughing on this podcast.
Speaker 5: I did once on this podcast before, but holy shit,
Speaker 5: and I do apologize for that.
Speaker 2: But here we are. I mean, there's nothing I can.
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