WEBVTT - BONUS: Most Embarrassing Moments

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, gorgeous an is Lala Cat. Welcome back to the

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<v Speaker 1>bonus episode and we give them a La Podcast Happy Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>We hope that you can we can send you into

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<v Speaker 1>the week embarrassed as fuck. Yay, I've got jerseccurred in

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<v Speaker 1>Eastern Hello. So today is the episode where we talk

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<v Speaker 1>about most embarrassing moments. And because I have pregnancy brain,

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<v Speaker 1>when I first saw this and chose it, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh easy, I've got it. And then as I'm driving

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<v Speaker 1>home from Palm Springs, I'm like, I fucking forgot it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm going through all of these embarrassing moments

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, that's not the most embarrassed I've ever been, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And luckily, right before we started, I was like, oh wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember it again. This was Hella embarrassed. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>And there's not enough liquor on the planet that could

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<v Speaker 1>have made you not embarrassed by it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, tell us start us off strong.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at a nightclub and I'm of age. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>of age maybe twenty one, twenty two, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was in Vegas. I'm pretty sure it was in Vegas. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>I was drinking at this point in time and I

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<v Speaker 1>needed to go to the bathroom, and I'm feeling myself

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<v Speaker 1>failing myself. I go upstairs to where the bathrooms are,

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<v Speaker 1>and the bathrooms are glass that you can see through,

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<v Speaker 1>and once you lock them, they fog up. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know this, okay, I'm to wasteed and I just pull

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<v Speaker 1>my pants down, hike my dress.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, and I didn't lock it.

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<v Speaker 1>I see this guy and I'm like, I can see

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<v Speaker 1>can can he see me? And he's knocking and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you need to lock the door. We can see you.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just so I would have probably called it

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<v Speaker 3>a night. I'd have been like, I gotta go home.

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<v Speaker 3>And this is why.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 4>How many were you in the wrong bathroom?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are there guys in there?

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<v Speaker 1>No? It just they're just doors. They're just doors. So

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<v Speaker 1>they're like raised up when you have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Hike your squirt up. It's so I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Sexy or like a hike did you show? Everybody was

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<v Speaker 3>watching you as you just pulled hiked your pants up

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<v Speaker 3>and then just pulled your your underwear off.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone saw that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that means like could you guys? I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this bathroom is amazing. I can watch what everyone's doing.

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<v Speaker 4>I had been like, I just saw a crotch. I

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<v Speaker 4>gotta go home and go to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what they saw too much, they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Scarred, Lala. Just bear ass on the toilet, just like what.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care how hot you are when you go

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<v Speaker 3>bare ass to just PLoP down on fucking porcelain. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know how hot you could be after that.

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<v Speaker 5>That is the funniest thing ever. I'm so like you

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<v Speaker 5>were probably a little slouched too when I've been dancing

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<v Speaker 5>and drinking. I mean, you don't want to see me

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<v Speaker 5>just like sitting on the potty.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, can I elegant and.

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<v Speaker 1>I squat?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not sitting on that disgusting toilet?

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<v Speaker 2>Were you squatting?

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<v Speaker 1>And in my drunken mind, you guys, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Jump on display sit down on the potty, public toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 3>A squat.

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<v Speaker 2>A squat?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, But can I tell you how I justified

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<v Speaker 1>the squatting In my mind? It was like a workout,

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<v Speaker 1>you know how like bodybuilders before they do a competition,

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<v Speaker 1>they kind of like work out and their muscles get inflamed.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'd and be.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh yeah, so all these people got to see

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<v Speaker 3>you squatting and peeing at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say, it didn't last that long. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the funny. I think once the guy knew, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going to the bathroom, she's like hiking her. She

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<v Speaker 1>has no idea that we can see her. But I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that's not okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what's not okay is you're going into a room

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<v Speaker 3>and not locking the door behind.

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<v Speaker 1>Just to see a bathroom.

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<v Speaker 5>I know, but but people in the bathroom want to

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<v Speaker 5>see out to see what they're missing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that is so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>We can see you lock the door.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, ah, so then what did you do

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<v Speaker 5>waddle over and lock.

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<v Speaker 3>It out of Yeah, And then I would have stayed

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<v Speaker 3>in there for ten to fifteen minutes for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Else to be out, stayed in there for a while

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, everyone's wasted. They'll forget, they'll forget, they'll

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<v Speaker 1>sit and watch the bathroom like however, and then you know,

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<v Speaker 1>their molly or their molly will kick in and they'll

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<v Speaker 1>be off to the Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm never I'm never leaving done. That's my new home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not leaving that bathroom, are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. Oh, it was embarrassing. To say the least.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a great one about me.

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<v Speaker 3>And my next Yeah, I was in school twelfth grade,

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<v Speaker 3>senior year.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh says that this is more embarrassing than having to

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<v Speaker 1>put books under his ass.

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<v Speaker 3>So I know I didn't hit puberty until, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>late senior year, mid senior So morning class, I'm in math.

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<v Speaker 3>Mister Should I even say his name?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're the king of name dropping, mister mister math.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care. It's a morning class. Everybody I would

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<v Speaker 3>sleep like this and they would name call. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 3>I was sleeping and he goes east and I go,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't like my voice cracked. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 3>to do it, every buddy. And I'm in like the

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<v Speaker 3>back corner. Everybody goes and he goes what And I

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<v Speaker 3>go here? And from then on out, I was just

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<v Speaker 3>like they know I haven't hit puberty. Yeah, my voice

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<v Speaker 3>here and from then on out, yeah, I hate Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that was the most like the whole class turned. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>mister math teacher goes what?

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<v Speaker 1>Spot Mister math teacher was like the baseball coach.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So from there on out, I stayed staying here because

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<v Speaker 3>there could have been a crackle, and I started going, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You really hit the base. Oh that is so sad.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't ever say anything after that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but probably to each other. And then after that

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<v Speaker 3>I'd get to go put those books under my ass

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<v Speaker 3>and start driving. Just a hell of a year in

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<v Speaker 3>high school, baby, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>But your friends were small too.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't have any.

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<v Speaker 1>You had friends? Yeah, wait, you guys. Can I show

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<v Speaker 1>you a picture of Easton as a little boy? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, hold on, how old do you think you were?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm posting it. I'm posting it on socials.

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<v Speaker 3>No one just I mean so well, I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>So well you you actually look like a skater boy

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<v Speaker 5>of sorts.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, curly hair. I'm so shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to go the Beaver Way with curly hair,

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<v Speaker 3>as you see.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you there eighteen?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not kidding you. I might be seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're lying.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there's no freaking older.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, I got my braces.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>I might be sixteen. I got my braces off senior year.

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<v Speaker 1>We still have them here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I could be sixteen or seventeen. But I

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<v Speaker 4>looked like I was still driving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm posting it on the grid. I it's so cute, Jessica.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you guys, this is my most embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say it, but I'm gonna say it.

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<v Speaker 1>My town.

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<v Speaker 5>I swear to god, if anyone from my town has

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<v Speaker 5>a video that of this, and I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't, don't just delete it. You'll ruin my life.

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<v Speaker 5>So oh no, I thought I was like a I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, oh, I'm probably a really good singer or something,

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<v Speaker 5>and I wasn't. But I was like, oh, I am

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<v Speaker 5>so they my town held this race. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 5>gonna say what it was. And somehow I had convinced

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<v Speaker 5>someone to let me see the national anthem before the

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<v Speaker 5>race started.

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<v Speaker 1>And I willingly yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Though, I was like I'm gonna cause I saw all

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<v Speaker 5>these videos on YouTube of these like girls impressing, like

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<v Speaker 5>singing so good, and I'm like I could do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a leo like.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like I could do that, and I like

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<v Speaker 5>like the attention and I'm going to be a star.

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<v Speaker 5>So I took like singing lessons and I, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 5>I was like fourt I was like fourteen too, this

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<v Speaker 5>is too old to be like anyway. So there's a

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<v Speaker 5>ton of people there, so many people, my mom my dad,

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<v Speaker 5>my whole family. I'm like, oh cause I that's also

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<v Speaker 5>I wasn't I knew.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't ready. I'm like, but on the day I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be ready.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait was it just like your whole family or like

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<v Speaker 3>a whole town behind the town? Okay, the whole town.

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<v Speaker 5>It was before the race started, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I know I'm not ready, but on the day I'll

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<v Speaker 5>get this like charisma and really be able to kill it.

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<v Speaker 5>So no one heard me sing my mom my dad.

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<v Speaker 5>I just kept telling him like, no, you're You're gonna

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<v Speaker 5>love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good.

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<v Speaker 5>So I get on stage with the mic and they're

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<v Speaker 5>like to sing the national anthem like they announced me

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<v Speaker 5>like Jessica Walter.

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<v Speaker 2>And I get on stage with the mic.

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<v Speaker 5>Immediately I go numb and I'm like, oh shit, like

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<v Speaker 5>ship you can't breathe, and I'm horrified, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>I gotta I gotta do this.

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<v Speaker 1>How many people give us a visual? How many people?

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<v Speaker 1>I would say seven hundred over.

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<v Speaker 2>Say like.

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<v Speaker 5>I would say, like giving me around like maybe a thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>And I stand on the stage and I immediately, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck it, I gotta do it. I start.

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<v Speaker 5>Instead, I start entirely too high because I'm so nervous.

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<v Speaker 5>So I start and you guys know the national anthem,

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<v Speaker 5>it's like you hit tho high notes.

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<v Speaker 2>So I start, like I have.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, oh voice, to use your voice?

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<v Speaker 1>You started dying cat pits.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, And I don't even correct myself because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>I have to commit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fourteen. I don't know how to sing.

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<v Speaker 5>So we get to like or the Land of the Free,

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<v Speaker 5>and it's like a dog whistle.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like it's like, oh my god. By

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<v Speaker 2>the way, when I.

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<v Speaker 5>Start off after the first verse, people's faces start being

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<v Speaker 5>like like panic and it sets into the crowd. People

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<v Speaker 5>are like I can like I can just see people

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<v Speaker 5>being like this is not good.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 5>I can see like my mom sort of like shining

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<v Speaker 5>away people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like it was like I get to order the

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<v Speaker 5>Land of the Free, and it's like and then like

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<v Speaker 5>and then literally the last line, I start crying.

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<v Speaker 3>At least everybody started feeling bad.

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<v Speaker 4>At least was I hope she doesn't think she's good.

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<v Speaker 3>When she started crying. People were like, she shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 3>been here, like I'm the home.

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<v Speaker 2>And of the Brave. Was just tears streaming.

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<v Speaker 1>And everyone was like everyone was like oh yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, it was God, it was so parents.

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<v Speaker 5>No, wait record, no, I swear to god she started. No,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think let's see maybe I was like thirteen,

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<v Speaker 5>so I don't think a ton of cell phones.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there was like video, but I video.

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<v Speaker 5>I pray for the love of God that someone if

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<v Speaker 5>they did start.

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<v Speaker 4>Aplording, No, tag the podcast please, what was the race called?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 3>Been trying to do some YouTube research right now, right

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<v Speaker 3>Fingerlakes Races?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait did Jake and Amy record it? No? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that they destroyed the evidence.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>If they did, they stopped recording and deleted and just

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<v Speaker 3>I just remember.

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<v Speaker 5>Like two steps down, I'm crying and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I put the mic back.

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<v Speaker 2>And everyone's climbing and I put the mic back in

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<v Speaker 2>the standard.

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<v Speaker 5>Slinking off the stage of my mom and someone was like, come.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, sweetie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I've never been more invested in So Bad,

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<v Speaker 2>So Bad. I thought that was my I thought that was.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna be my I'm surprised you're still here doing you win?

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<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you win.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can't believe I.

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<v Speaker 3>Would have just got from home and never left the

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<v Speaker 3>house if that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, it was bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyways, it's a shock you have any confidence.

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<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that you like still were like, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to move to Nashville and make something of myself and

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<v Speaker 1>be in music. That is so funny. Okay, tell me

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<v Speaker 1>tell me people's embarrassing moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we've got some good ones.

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<v Speaker 5>You guys starting all up strong with ship my pants

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<v Speaker 5>during college finals?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I want to know if it was like

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<v Speaker 3>a full blown ship or a little shark.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it must have been a full blown ship.

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<v Speaker 5>And did you guys take the finals all to either?

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't take fine college?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you saying you did it? Just surprising at me.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm thinking high school finals, high school final, college finals

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<v Speaker 5>even that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I took those in the auditorium. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you have to take the walk. If you

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<v Speaker 2>ship your pants, you have to take the walk of shame.

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<v Speaker 5>And every way you you smell bad, there's probably a

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<v Speaker 5>skid mark of sorts humiliating.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what color were the pants, probably white, hopefully brown,

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<v Speaker 1>hopefully probably brown corduroy. Sorry, is there are there a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of shitting.

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<v Speaker 3>Your pants in elementary school? There was a but I

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<v Speaker 3>probably was in second grade. I'll never forget it. He

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<v Speaker 3>was raising his hand for hours. It felt like no

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<v Speaker 3>one like she never like answered or called.

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<v Speaker 1>On, just let him sit there, with him.

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<v Speaker 3>Sit there, still held it. And then she called him

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<v Speaker 3>and he goes. I peed in the chair because he

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<v Speaker 3>had to go. So he gets up and like the

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<v Speaker 3>blue chairs with like the little boy I know exactly,

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<v Speaker 3>it gets up and he's just dripping and I'm right

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<v Speaker 3>behind him and.

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<v Speaker 4>I just look at the chair and it's just a

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<v Speaker 4>puddle of pet And.

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<v Speaker 3>It was embarrassed for him. The teacher's fault.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the teacher's fault. And you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like the whole Like you only get to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom once.

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<v Speaker 4>We all got different bladders. If I got to go,

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Go, right, And you don't know if this kid has

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<v Speaker 1>like IBS that hasn't been diagnosed yet, Like let me

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<v Speaker 1>go to the freaking bathroom, right, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I felt terrible for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well could you not have you seen weeds, yes, where

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<v Speaker 1>she's like the mom. Her mom puts laxative into Isabelle's

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<v Speaker 1>candy bars because she finds out the mom is hysterical

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<v Speaker 1>and I can't think of her.

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<v Speaker 2>Name with the black hair.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, the other one Isabelle. Isabelle's the funny you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the funny mom who like is married to I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>seen it since married to Dean. Okay, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the the I'm missed the fucking house ever invented.

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<v Speaker 1>Like she's so cool. I love her so much. I

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<v Speaker 1>rewatch one hundred times, probably every single month I restarted. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Isabelle she finds out she wants her daughter to

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<v Speaker 1>lose weight, and she's in elementary school and she sees

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<v Speaker 1>that her daughter's hoarding candy in her room, so she

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<v Speaker 1>replaces it with laxatives, and cut to Isabelle in class

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, miss Handler, I really need to go

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<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom, and she's like later Isabelle, and she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I really need to go now, and it's like the

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<v Speaker 1>insert of the belly gurgleen, so she goes. She finally

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<v Speaker 1>goes to the bathroom anyway, cut to the mom and

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<v Speaker 1>dean and she's like, I put laxative. She's like, you

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<v Speaker 1>put laxatives in our daughter's room. They call her shit girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Now cut and Isabelle's in her bedroom. No no, no. Cut

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<v Speaker 1>to Isabelle in her bedroom and her dad's like, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>look back and laugh. I had to throw my underwear

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<v Speaker 1>in the wood. And he's like, that'll be funny in

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<v Speaker 1>a few years. She's like, the kids call me shit girl.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so fucked up. Let the kid go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>If I find out the ocean needs to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, and the teacher has the once a day.

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<v Speaker 2>Rule, that's insane. They don't do that same.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember when we had to go We had four by

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<v Speaker 3>four paddles, paddles that we had to walk to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>And then you go in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't hang them anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>They were disgusting, horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>How no one got right beyond me, That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you wash your hands and then you pick.

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<v Speaker 4>Up this thing again, floor that everybody peed on.

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<v Speaker 3>Horrible, But you like, yeah, grab that.

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<v Speaker 4>You walk down the hall with it. Thing.

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<v Speaker 3>You feel like an idiot having to peer, like I

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<v Speaker 3>never want to go to the restroom. Again, this is

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<v Speaker 3>like for like an idiot totally.

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<v Speaker 7>I was in second grade and our teacher had a rule.

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<v Speaker 7>It was like five minutes before lunch. It was like

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<v Speaker 7>the one a day thing, and she wouldn't let me.

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<v Speaker 7>I peed my pants right before lunch to do the

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<v Speaker 7>walk of shaved, to go to the bathroom real quick,

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<v Speaker 7>try to dry it out.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do? You call your mom to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you more clothes.

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<v Speaker 7>So thankfully I only lived like a couple of miles,

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<v Speaker 7>so my parents were home, were able to come and

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<v Speaker 7>get me new boxers.

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<v Speaker 2>But at that point, the whole class.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I pissed myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we are. I think you take the rest of

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<v Speaker 3>the day off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I live I live in We live in Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>It's far to get back and forth to a school,

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<v Speaker 1>like back in Utah five minutes. If I called my

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<v Speaker 1>mom and needed something or my dad five minutes, I

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<v Speaker 1>was there here. Maybe it's two thirty traffics kicked in.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't get there.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get there. That is a pack, your kid's

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<v Speaker 1>backpack with an extra pair of clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think they do that anymore nowadays.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's not crazy town. What else.

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<v Speaker 5>We have a lot of like, ship my pants, ship

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<v Speaker 5>my pants? Why are we Why are we shitting?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you sing our pants?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the food?

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<v Speaker 4>I have sharded once?

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<v Speaker 5>I've never shipped my pants, and everyone's so shocked, and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, how do you ship your pants?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember when I played Little League football?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, so I was playing against Cyprus as the Utah dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Skyline wouldn't let this poor kid into the facilities. He

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<v Speaker 3>shipped his pants and then proceeded to play the game

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<v Speaker 3>in his ship pants. And oh yeah, and did he

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<v Speaker 3>have brown Yeah, so my buddy runs yellow pants, brown ass.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll show you the video. So my buddy grabs the ball,

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<v Speaker 3>runs up the middle, he gets hit because he's a

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<v Speaker 3>big lineman. Yeah, tackles him head on and slides his

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<v Speaker 3>ass over my buddy's face and everything. Luckily it was

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<v Speaker 3>like contacts. We had a helmet and face mask. But

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<v Speaker 3>I could only imagine why the pink guy he probably

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<v Speaker 3>dealt with smelling sh the game at all. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 3>never ran the ball in the middle. Again.

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<v Speaker 1>It was home game, home game, and they wouldn't let

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<v Speaker 1>this poor kid into the school to use the background.

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<v Speaker 3>Skyline.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't let me disappointed.

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<v Speaker 2>Any shipped on your friend's face pretty much?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we deserved it. We didn't let him use our facility,

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<v Speaker 3>not our did. He didn't ask me how to walk

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<v Speaker 3>him in.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>And the guy was alignment that showed his pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Big old big boys. Yeah huge.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a five day school.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get a video, we'll post it.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to post it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's probably a lot of ship, though, is that big?

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<v Speaker 1>You've never shirted?

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<v Speaker 5>Never in my life, I feel when they have to ship.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't love how many of you are shooting yourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>Because sometimes I'm confident in and I shouldn't have been.

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<v Speaker 1>Just once though, it happened to me the one time

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<v Speaker 1>that I drank that sent tea.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, you ship your pants, but you're home from creation,

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<v Speaker 5>Yes I was.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you remember correctly, my daughter looks this chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, yes, I spilled chocolate. Don't touch it and

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<v Speaker 1>get out of the bed. And it was teeny, but

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<v Speaker 1>that that senity because I was always wondering, like, and

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<v Speaker 1>all my friends are like, I've shouted, I've shouted. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get how this is happenings.

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<v Speaker 3>You shouldn't have been confident inhole.

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<v Speaker 1>When I can't defend all of y'all, that's beyond. But

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<v Speaker 1>with this senate, Yeah, I couldn't even move. You had

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<v Speaker 1>such bad is that what i'd so? It was such

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<v Speaker 1>bad cramps. But also like everything inside of me was

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<v Speaker 1>just water, so I couldn't like I couldn't even move

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<v Speaker 1>without feeling like something was that.

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<v Speaker 3>Room.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't try to release anything. That's why I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>take this senite off the market. This is like not

0:22:00.800 --> 0:22:02.720
<v Speaker 1>my inside shouldn't feel this way, and I'm sorry.

0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:06.680
<v Speaker 3>I shouldn't have to drink it on the toilet for

0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:07.679
<v Speaker 3>a few days.

0:22:08.200 --> 0:22:10.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you should be drinking this toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>Just in and out.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's the only time you've ever shipped your pants.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember getting that tea for you too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, not jif me. I got it with Tom Schwartz,

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<v Speaker 1>I Create, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Filmed, They filmed, so you guys, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Thought one from sitting everywhere the other I thought that

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<v Speaker 3>was one, but that just she had a bad stomach ache.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, this is the one and only time. And

0:22:31.840 --> 0:22:34.399
<v Speaker 1>it was when I went to Creation. It's on season

0:22:34.440 --> 0:22:37.800
<v Speaker 1>eleven with Tom Schwartz. He said, should we get this?

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<v Speaker 1>I drank it, and how I filmed or did anything

0:22:42.600 --> 0:22:46.320
<v Speaker 1>and didn't ship my pants is wild. The fact that

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<v Speaker 1>it happened one time in the comfort of my own home,

0:22:49.880 --> 0:22:54.000
<v Speaker 1>thank god. But I will say, humbling experience.

0:22:54.680 --> 0:22:56.400
<v Speaker 2>If you ship and seen, do you think they would

0:22:56.440 --> 0:22:57.320
<v Speaker 2>have aired it?

0:22:59.200 --> 0:23:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Joking? Yes, that is why I love to embarrass us,

0:23:03.080 --> 0:23:05.000
<v Speaker 1>and I'm fine with it. It's real life, you know.

0:23:05.560 --> 0:23:08.480
<v Speaker 1>But unfortunately, fortunately cameras weren't there.

0:23:08.840 --> 0:23:09.359
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm talking about on the podcast something that I

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<v Speaker 1>could have taken, something I could have taken to my grave.

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<v Speaker 1>And here I am. And if one person calls me

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<v Speaker 1>a relatable queen, I will backhand.

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<v Speaker 2>Be she's a relatable queen. Shit yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that just as much as I hate hard hands.

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<v Speaker 5>We're getting off the shit you guys. Thank you all

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<v Speaker 5>for your shit submissions. But here's one. Oh have you

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<v Speaker 5>guys ever done this? Fell off the treadmill at the

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<v Speaker 5>gym twice?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever done it on full speed way?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow? Crazy? Why so my mom calls me on the

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<v Speaker 3>way into the podcast and she goes, I sent you

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<v Speaker 3>a story. A twenty two year old girl in Indonesia

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<v Speaker 3>was on a treadmill on the third floor, shot off

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<v Speaker 3>of it, flew off the third floor and is now deceive.

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<v Speaker 3>I know we're laughing, and I'm not laughing at that,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm only laughing at the point of like, who's

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<v Speaker 3>putting a treadmill back out three story windows? Who designed that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Also, the speech she was going to fling you out?

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<v Speaker 4>She was.

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<v Speaker 3>She was very dedicated.

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<v Speaker 4>Gotta know your limits, you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta just seize She's no longer with us from

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<v Speaker 3>what I know the article I read.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>She's no, she's with my dad listening to this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, So you're actually what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Horror moment Jim Gore is thrown to her death out

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<v Speaker 3>of window after she falls off treadmill. That's going too fast.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the horror moments A gym goer stumbled backwards

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<v Speaker 3>from a treadmill and plunged to her death from a

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<v Speaker 3>window by behind her. The twenty two year old was

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<v Speaker 3>thrown out of the open third or window in a

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<v Speaker 3>busy gym in Indonesia.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so she stumbled back, No, it threw her.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean if you stumbled her. But that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have to like do you look.

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<v Speaker 1>To be going fast for it to throw you out there?

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<v Speaker 5>Can can you imagine seeing that from like across the way?

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't funny. And I do apologize for last.

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<v Speaker 3>This is why I just want to know the design

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<v Speaker 3>team and how much they are.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, no, I literally when Easton read this,

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<v Speaker 1>when Easton told when my mom called, I'll say that,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, Easton, I don't know that we should talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this, but now because I'm going to laugh, and

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<v Speaker 1>not because she died, that's deficit.

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<v Speaker 3>It's horrific, but to her family, prayers out to her,

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<v Speaker 3>her family and everything.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the treadmill.

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<v Speaker 1>Happen to you. Imagine if that, if I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go and tell if you did laugh very up, the

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<v Speaker 1>treadmill shot him out of a say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Say okay, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Try to say it in a way that he's not

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<v Speaker 5>gonna make you laugh. Okay, So someone says make you

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<v Speaker 5>someone says, I come.

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<v Speaker 2>Up to you. I go, oh my god, Lola, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>How did Easton die?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry Easton died. How did it happen?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say he was on a treadmill laughing already

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<v Speaker 1>and he it was he speaking.

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<v Speaker 3>He thought his legs were longer than they were.

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<v Speaker 1>He lost control, flowing him out the wind.

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<v Speaker 2>This is no way.

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<v Speaker 7>Shout out to my teacher who said and some of

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<v Speaker 7>the darkest stories. In order to work in this industry,

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<v Speaker 7>you have to have a life.

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<v Speaker 3>Laugh just to let you know, crying and laughing are

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<v Speaker 3>in the same emotion. So if you don't laugh, you'll cry.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't cray or cry, you'll laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that that makes And that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Why when Dad died, I have to bring it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Because everybody is downstairs by the piano in the open,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm the only one up there because nobody wants

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<v Speaker 3>to see him.

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<v Speaker 4>I walk down and like down the big.

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<v Speaker 3>Stairs where everybody everybody looks up at me just with like,

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<v Speaker 3>and I go, he still hasn't woken up. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>it was just like it's either laugh or cry, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, I got a whole bunch of people, let's

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<v Speaker 3>make some light and everybody.

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<v Speaker 4>My mo Lisa comes up.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't make light of this right now, Lisa, it's yield serious, yield.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta find someone funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Easton and Lauren, No, it's pretty damn funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't think it's funny. One bet, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to have anyway. What what are the

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing moments that didn't end?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my goodness, the treadmill from the treadmill, all right,

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<v Speaker 5>so much shit everywhere, I mean ship all over the

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<v Speaker 5>hotel bed during anal. I cannot believe I just admitted that,

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<v Speaker 5>Oh this is embarrassing. My grandpa walked in on me

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<v Speaker 5>and my boyfriend doing it doggy style, and yikes, I

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<v Speaker 5>was like seventeen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh grampies had to see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandpa's done doggie style.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you, but grandpa doesn't want to see

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<v Speaker 1>his grand baby getting de filed, getting filed.

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<v Speaker 3>Tour.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, Oh that's a little dark, my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of you wrote in some dark ones. Oh well no, okayo.

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<v Speaker 1>But people fell off treadmills at the gym and that

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<v Speaker 1>was embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that was embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>Look up videos of people falling off treadmills.

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<v Speaker 1>There's high hundreds of never get to try, there's just

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<v Speaker 1>tread we'll shoot third so scary.

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<v Speaker 2>This is funny? What, oh my god, this is funny.

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<v Speaker 5>Watched porn while boyfriend and his friends were in a

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<v Speaker 5>different room and it played on the speaker in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that is hysterical. And can I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you Dony's ex boyfriend did that. Yes, it was like bluetooth. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to go to your Apple Music Spotify, play

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<v Speaker 3>a song beforehand and then see where it's playing.

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<v Speaker 4>You can go get your porn going.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, disconnect from the bluetooth. Can you imagine too, just like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>That is at to the TV. Or she didn't air

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<v Speaker 3>stream it to the TV.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, she could have been watching it and

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<v Speaker 3>they could have been too wild.

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<v Speaker 1>It could have gotten real funky and weird. We have

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<v Speaker 1>time for one moment. Unless that was the funniest.

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<v Speaker 2>Well. I passed out at my chorus concert.

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<v Speaker 5>Back row of the risers fell off in a large

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<v Speaker 5>purple gown. When you're at the top of the risers to.

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<v Speaker 2>The timber, Oh my god, you're falling way down.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to remember, in the purple gown in the purple.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like flowing. I'm sure as they're falling, We're sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember, yes, Yes, we did the same thing

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<v Speaker 3>in elementary and she was on the because she was tall,

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<v Speaker 3>so it like went up like four steps on it,

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<v Speaker 3>and she was standing and she locked her legs timber.

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<v Speaker 3>She fell to come.

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<v Speaker 1>And Eastward Elementary was really good at telling us when

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<v Speaker 1>we had performances that we had to stand through to

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<v Speaker 1>not lock your knees.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. We all learned the hard way.

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<v Speaker 5>All of us had someone who locked their knees and

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<v Speaker 5>passed out and passed out.

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<v Speaker 3>She was she was number one. She was six foot

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<v Speaker 3>one in third grade and she fell off five But

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<v Speaker 3>you know this, yeah, like a stadium.

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<v Speaker 5>Seating, passing out is so embarrassing. But also when you

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<v Speaker 5>do it in front of people like.

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<v Speaker 3>Your whole elementary school.

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<v Speaker 5>And especially when you're singing, could you imagine passing out?

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<v Speaker 1>My god, wait, what were you guys singing?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't even remember.

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<v Speaker 3>I was playing violin in heigh or in elementary school

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<v Speaker 3>with a couple of friends and one was very good advilin.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you guys at home playing the violin?

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<v Speaker 3>This was this was embarrassing moment stood elementary school. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're putting on the concert. Me and my other

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<v Speaker 3>buddy were not good. So we were behind the drapes

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<v Speaker 3>on one of the side because she didn't want us

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<v Speaker 3>to see, and she'd come up to us and she'd go,

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<v Speaker 3>before you guys play every song, remember to lick your.

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<v Speaker 4>Bow to me.

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<v Speaker 3>And because if you lick your bow, it doesn't play.

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<v Speaker 1>So the teacher told you guys to do that. I

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<v Speaker 1>wish they would have told me. I would do a

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<v Speaker 1>whole concert the strings.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd lick our bows and then it wouldn't play because

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<v Speaker 3>like this, saliva would like on the horse hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I love. That's hilarious. I don't know what I appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>that teacher. She's not here to feed you bullshit that

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<v Speaker 1>like you can do this. She's let you you cannot

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<v Speaker 1>do this, and you're not going to bring the rest

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<v Speaker 1>in the class to it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I didn't know it would play. I just found

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<v Speaker 3>that out later.

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<v Speaker 1>That is so funny, you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>This was the funniest.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never cried that hard during laughing on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I did once on this podcast before, but holy shit,

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<v Speaker 5>and I do apologize for that.

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<v Speaker 2>But here we are. I mean, there's nothing I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully after this episode, we'll be back for next week,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, we hope we stay hopeful every week.

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<v Speaker 1>Just good enough, Just good enough, and make it by

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