1
00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:04,280
Speaker 1: Already our show is starting out with a frosty tone.

2
00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:06,680
Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffery.

3
00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,039
Speaker 2: And you're just having a great conversation in here.

4
00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:11,719
Speaker 3: What's that a great conversation?

5
00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:16,000
Speaker 1: Because I get into work this morning and what do

6
00:00:16,079 --> 00:00:19,959
Speaker 1: I see an email from our digital producers saying, Hey,

7
00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,680
Speaker 1: free chocolate muffins in the breakroom toke them because literally

8
00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:26,040
Speaker 1: everyone else has been let go from the radio station.

9
00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,720
Speaker 1: And all the people in this room know this, but

10
00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,520
Speaker 1: I feel like the listeners need to remember.

11
00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:32,920
Speaker 3: I love chocolate.

12
00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,479
Speaker 2: Muffins, and Jake literally got these at Costco yesterday and

13
00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:37,000
Speaker 2: brought him in.

14
00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:40,960
Speaker 1: I used to eat Costco chocolate muffins every single morning

15
00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:46,840
Speaker 1: for breakfast growing up until it's Costco changed the recipe.

16
00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:53,720
Speaker 2: Yea, I know him and I just talked. Not even

17
00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,080
Speaker 2: gonna lie. I'm surprised it's taken us this long to

18
00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,000
Speaker 2: go into muffin game.

19
00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:59,560
Speaker 3: It's been like five months.

20
00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they also got rid of lemon poppy seeds.

21
00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,679
Speaker 1: Okay, no one cares about that crap. It's the Costco

22
00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:08,440
Speaker 1: chocolate muffins that matter. Because first they shrunk them down

23
00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,720
Speaker 1: to like a fourth of their original size.

24
00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,120
Speaker 2: Well now they're calling them what triple chocolate instead of

25
00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:13,840
Speaker 2: double chocolate.

26
00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,080
Speaker 3: Disgusting.

27
00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:18,440
Speaker 1: They're not They're not light and fluffy like they used

28
00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:21,160
Speaker 1: to be before. Now they're like these dense cocoa bricks

29
00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:26,399
Speaker 1: of sadness. It almost dented the table when.

30
00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:29,240
Speaker 2: I saw it, but it comes in the pretty like

31
00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,960
Speaker 2: baking rapt.

32
00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,319
Speaker 1: This is the worst thing to happen to this country

33
00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:35,120
Speaker 1: in ten years.

34
00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,240
Speaker 3: This is horrible.

35
00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,360
Speaker 1: Some people have politics that they stand up for in

36
00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:43,360
Speaker 1: certain countries. People stand up for water rights. I stand

37
00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:48,280
Speaker 1: up for muffins. Okay, make muffins great again.

38
00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,760
Speaker 3: You're gonna die on it is.

39
00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna live on top of this hill,

40
00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:57,480
Speaker 1: arrive on top of that hill. If you're listening Costco bakers,

41
00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,400
Speaker 1: this is for you.

42
00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,680
Speaker 4: Be better.

43
00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:03,160
Speaker 2: Do you know that it's not like homemade in Costco?

44
00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:07,720
Speaker 2: They're all using the same the problem book. I don't

45
00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,800
Speaker 2: think i'd blame the baby love the muffins.

46
00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,560
Speaker 1: Now, we got to move on and get into the

47
00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,959
Speaker 1: shock collar question of the day with a man who

48
00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:18,799
Speaker 1: started this, Muffin Mass Digital producer Jake Muffin Pussing, son

49
00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:19,320
Speaker 1: of a gun.

50
00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:21,640
Speaker 4: I feel like we just became like enemies.

51
00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,640
Speaker 3: How dare you bring this trash and I can't.

52
00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:32,560
Speaker 4: Kache. It's Steve Irwin Day. It's the one day year

53
00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,680
Speaker 4: where we all feel like hopping into a full khaki

54
00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:38,040
Speaker 4: outfit wrestling a twelve foot croc while shouting a ain't

55
00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:41,600
Speaker 4: she a butte? But today we're honoring the life and

56
00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:45,600
Speaker 4: legacy of the legendary crocodile hunter by talking about all

57
00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:48,440
Speaker 4: things Americans can't get enough of when it comes to

58
00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:53,080
Speaker 4: the land down Under. So that's why today, in honor

59
00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,880
Speaker 4: of Steve Irwin, we're doing a special Ozzy Azzy Ozzy.

60
00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,880
Speaker 3: Oi Oi oi edition of.

61
00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:04,240
Speaker 4: The Plenty of twenty. Now I have a list of

62
00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,799
Speaker 4: the top twenty things Americans love about Australia. Oh interesting,

63
00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:10,320
Speaker 4: it could be places, it could be lifestyle, it could

64
00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,840
Speaker 4: be people. The board is completely open to pick anything

65
00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:18,600
Speaker 4: about what Americans love the most about Australia and the Aussies. Okay,

66
00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,080
Speaker 4: we'll start with the woman who accidentally took a trip

67
00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,000
Speaker 4: to Austria when she meant to go to Australia, and

68
00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,359
Speaker 4: her quote was, it's fine, they both have kangaroos and stuff. Right.

69
00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:33,720
Speaker 4: That's Alexis Alexis Top twenty things Americans love about Australians.

70
00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,520
Speaker 2: Speaking of kangaroos, I mean the kangaroos and the wall's

71
00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,800
Speaker 2: there so you can go right up to them, So.

72
00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:44,960
Speaker 4: I says, kangaroos is number three on my list. I'm

73
00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:49,440
Speaker 4: gonna take Kowala's off the board. Well, kangaroos and koalas

74
00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,880
Speaker 4: both off the board. Let's go to Brook.

75
00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,400
Speaker 2: Is it bad that the first thing I just thought

76
00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,040
Speaker 2: of was like hot men? I don't know how I

77
00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,360
Speaker 2: have more? Yeah? Do I need to be more specific

78
00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,000
Speaker 2: than attractive people?

79
00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:05,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna need an attractive person. Okay, brothers Brooke

80
00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:07,880
Speaker 4: went with the Hemsworth that is.

81
00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,000
Speaker 2: Correct.

82
00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:15,160
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I have some other handsomer, beautiful Australians on here.

83
00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,400
Speaker 4: Maybe there's too many of them. Were over to hose

84
00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,920
Speaker 4: Australian woman in my head?

85
00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,640
Speaker 2: Now you got Margot Robbie.

86
00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:26,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say there's probably easier ones you guys

87
00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,160
Speaker 4: could guess than individual Australia. But I was saying, if

88
00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,080
Speaker 4: she got that wrong, it makes me just want to

89
00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:32,920
Speaker 4: go to.

90
00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,120
Speaker 1: Something generic like the beaches.

91
00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:40,360
Speaker 4: The beaches of Australia is number four on my list.

92
00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,960
Speaker 4: Bond Eye, white Haven, Gold Coast.

93
00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:45,159
Speaker 3: Plenty of nice beaches we totally knew all those names.

94
00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,320
Speaker 4: All right, Jeff, hike down, you got an answer for me.

95
00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,320
Speaker 4: One good thing.

96
00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,640
Speaker 1: I will say about Australia is their dessert Tim Tams,

97
00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,920
Speaker 1: those chocolate covered biscuits. I would take a Tim Tam

98
00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,320
Speaker 1: over the new crappy Costco muffin any day. Give me

99
00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,120
Speaker 1: chocolate Tim Tams.

100
00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:05,600
Speaker 4: Jeffrey said, Tim Tams, that is number six on my list.

101
00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,680
Speaker 3: They're actually really good.

102
00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:08,400
Speaker 4: I have a picture of them. I'm gonna pass it

103
00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:11,839
Speaker 4: to not Jeff We're back to Alexis.

104
00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,880
Speaker 2: Isn't the reef there?

105
00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,800
Speaker 1: That's there?

106
00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:23,560
Speaker 3: Why did you say it? The lexus needs to come

107
00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,640
Speaker 3: up with the answers.

108
00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:25,240
Speaker 4: It's okay.

109
00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:29,280
Speaker 3: I was going to say, a great barrier reef.

110
00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:33,200
Speaker 4: It's number two. Were over to you.

111
00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,239
Speaker 3: I'm thinking tourists.

112
00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,920
Speaker 1: Tourists right now reaches first the next tourist.

113
00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,359
Speaker 4: If I've never been, I want to go see the

114
00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:42,320
Speaker 4: Sydney Opera House. Sydney Opera House is number eleven on

115
00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,359
Speaker 4: my list. An architectural marvel. Jeffrey, we're over to you.

116
00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:48,039
Speaker 1: I'm surprised we haven't just covered this. Everybody loves the

117
00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,760
Speaker 1: Australian accent, so give me Australian accent.

118
00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:55,039
Speaker 4: The Australian accent is the number one.

119
00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,960
Speaker 1: We're thinking about ten and women, but not what comes

120
00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,440
Speaker 1: out of them.

121
00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,760
Speaker 2: How tired do you think they are? Of tourist mimicking

122
00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:05,160
Speaker 2: the ac there?

123
00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,679
Speaker 4: Alexis you okay?

124
00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:08,800
Speaker 2: Is surfing there different than beaches? Like?

125
00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,240
Speaker 4: Is that a separate catt? I would say that's different? Okay,

126
00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:16,720
Speaker 4: Surfing culture number nine on my list, very appealing to

127
00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,840
Speaker 4: surf over there, Jose, go with you. I'm going to go, Jose,

128
00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:26,360
Speaker 4: said Margot Robbie. That is correct. Not on my list,

129
00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,799
Speaker 4: Jeffrey wrong here, Alexis shocked.

130
00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,920
Speaker 1: Well, we have to get one person right from Australia

131
00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,720
Speaker 1: that's on the list.

132
00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:36,880
Speaker 2: I think it's the most obvious one.

133
00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:37,880
Speaker 3: I think so too.

134
00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:41,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the movie Mulan Rouge really did it for me.

135
00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,799
Speaker 3: So give me Nicole Kidman please.

136
00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,200
Speaker 2: K is a weird way to get there.

137
00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:47,480
Speaker 4: Mulan Rouge.

138
00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,359
Speaker 3: She's amazing.

139
00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,839
Speaker 4: She stars as Seten and has tuberculosis and ulan uge

140
00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,159
Speaker 4: so hot, and she's number nineteen.

141
00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,560
Speaker 2: On my list.

142
00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:59,520
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you touch a consumption, Alexis you have anymore?

143
00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go very generally say the clubs, the clubs

144
00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:06,640
Speaker 1: like for field.

145
00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,560
Speaker 4: Hockey like these are places we got the access, the

146
00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:14,200
Speaker 4: hotment altogether. In one face, Alexis said, Australian clubs, it's

147
00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:18,960
Speaker 4: not the Unfortunately, my greatest rival Jeffrey has one Today's

148
00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:23,240
Speaker 4: edition twenty of twenty. Here's some of the things you

149
00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:26,120
Speaker 4: guys missed on the list. Number five out Back Adventures

150
00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:30,040
Speaker 4: just out back in general was on the list. The

151
00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:34,360
Speaker 4: curiosity over vegamite was number seven. Throwing a shrimp on

152
00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:40,440
Speaker 4: the barbie made the top ten barbecues Australian. If someone

153
00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,320
Speaker 4: said shrimp on the barbie, I would have counted the

154
00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,360
Speaker 4: other Australian on the list besides Nicole Kidman, Hugh Jackman

155
00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:50,880
Speaker 4: I was. The laid back lifestyle was fourteen, Boomerangs fifteen,

156
00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:56,160
Speaker 4: the Australian Open from Tennis, Ozzie Slang seventeen, Crocodile Dundee

157
00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,520
Speaker 4: was eighteen, and Australian Coffee was number twenty. So good

158
00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:01,000
Speaker 4: they have.

159
00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:07,320
Speaker 1: Expensive Well, since I got the most right, I get

160
00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,280
Speaker 1: to choose to get shocked. They're going to be singing

161
00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,400
Speaker 1: down Under by the Australian band men at work and

162
00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm giving it to the costco. Cuck Digital Jake, of

163
00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,200
Speaker 1: course I can do.

164
00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,840
Speaker 2: That muffin that he brought for you is sitting in

165
00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:22,320
Speaker 2: the dust.

166
00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:29,800
Speaker 4: I come from a Londown and Manchunda. I need to

167
00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,400
Speaker 4: keep it going.

168
00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:32,120
Speaker 3: We're going to do a phone tap right after this

169
00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:34,240
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.