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Speaker 1: Hay, Club Kids, Lily here, I'm in Fire Island right now,

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Speaker 1: not to brag. And Stephen, well, he's in business class

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Speaker 1: on a flight from Madrid to New York City. So no,

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Speaker 1: there won't be an episode of Clubby book Club today,

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Speaker 1: but we have a little treat for you. We're sliding

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Speaker 1: in an episode of one of my favorite podcasts, Stradio

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Speaker 1: Lab Straight into Our Feet. Stradio Lab is an intellectual podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're Smart Comedians, Gay Guys read. George Ciferus and Sam

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Speaker 1: Taggart unpack the rich, multicolored tapestry of straight culture. In

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Speaker 1: this episode, Mita Juhari joins the boys to dive into

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Speaker 1: a chory's secret and ask can alternative comedians perform in

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Speaker 1: a fashion show? Can a baby be anti intellectual? And finally,

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Speaker 1: what words are in and what words are out? For

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one? The answers may surprise you, So enjoy

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Speaker 1: Club Kids and I'll be back. Everyone's shut up, it's

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Speaker 1: time to start the podcast. Wait and George, is your

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Speaker 1: jacket from Uniclow? Yeah? I have the exact same one

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Speaker 1: in the exact same color. Get Wow. That's yeah, that's cool. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: uniclow because I've been Um, I promise I'll make this short,

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Speaker 1: but I've I subscribe to an invite only fashion news letter. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Everline ads and I and now I just like open

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Speaker 1: that the thing that takes down everything my fashion, well,

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Speaker 1: this is all going in right, We're all gonna keep it. Why, okay,

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Speaker 1: sorry that was one one. It was one one plus

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00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: one too far? Like, I'm sorry, being chic is a fuck.

418
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: It's like, what's guys, I'm bailing. I'm like, I'm forgetting

419
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: what they is for? Because Sam, you're too chic to

420
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: do to record this podcast? Should we postpone for a

421
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: later day? I do? Yeah? Can we wrap this up.

422
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: Actually all right, I'm all done, having eight rest of

423
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: your day. I do think, um, the more gay feminized

424
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: thing that's gonna be popping off more is the sort

425
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: of um making upwards. Like I think the like what

426
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: we've seen in this season of drag Race, and I'm

427
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: being completely honest is sort of the Gagatranja. The like

428
00:28:52,360 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 1: um putting eat after everything is so funny. I'm I've heard, okay,

429
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: So it's like, what was the context Sam of Gagatrandra.

430
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: It was during a untucked saying, like someone's look was

431
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: Gagatrandra Gaga Chandra? Like that is like language folding it

432
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: on itself. It was there was at one point I

433
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: saw a tweet Will Kellogg in fact tweeted it that

434
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: was it was like me trying to remember what Marvel

435
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 1: villains are called, and it was got made Ga Gaga Chandra.

436
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:42,480
Speaker 1: It is like it's a transformer vibe gagad like the

437
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: car turns into a gun. Absolutely, and I think it

438
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: pleased my wife. She's very chic. She was hit by

439
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: a gagatron Dra. I want to come out of this

440
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: episode with a whole new language, like a pair of

441
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 1: paragraph that makes no sense to anyone who hasn't listened.

442
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm feeling so blessed and I'm I'm

443
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: feeling I'm I'm the riffs honey, they're on today. I mean,

444
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: did come in with an energy that was so that

445
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: almost allowed me to be myself for the first time

446
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: in my life, Like, please on back. What that means? Well,

447
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: you know, you never know. So often we're like we're

448
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: so nervous about something going well or not nervous about

449
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: it going well. But you know, it's like it takes

450
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: a lot for three different people to be on the

451
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: same page. Sure, And I think with the birth of

452
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: bow Bender in the new day, Bowbender is dring in

453
00:30:49,400 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: a new era. My first word is gagadra. Oh my god,

454
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 1: I would love at least gag. Gag actually is like

455
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: a pretty simple like you could ensure his first word,

456
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: isn't that could be that could be your gay uncle thing. Also,

457
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it would be even more iconic

458
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: if the first sorry iconic is the only word we

459
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: can use. Still, um well, we haven't find it found

460
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: a suitable replacement, of course, but um is if I

461
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: could get Bobender's first word to be just wig my dad,

462
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: I can't. It's hard to tell if he's being completely

463
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: serious or if it there were a few words in between,

464
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: but he insists that my first words were no and fuck.

465
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: I simply don't buy it. He said it was up

466
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: there and that it was really upsetting. Maybe you were

467
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: saying like no, like you were trying to censor, like

468
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: he was like fucking You were like no, fun no

469
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: fuck no fuck. I. Also, my mom had a tumor

470
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: went with me, so my head came out really long,

471
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: and you know, they give you the little caps and

472
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: they like roll up the caps like you do with

473
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: a beanie. Mine was unrolled all the way because my

474
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: head was so long. And the one of the first

475
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: things my dad said when he saw me was is

476
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: it gonna stay like that? Sorry? Oh god. I had

477
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 1: a similar thing where so I allegedly ate my own

478
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: poop in the womb, thank you. And then when I

479
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: came out, what any questions? And you came out your

480
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 1: teeth were brown fingers. First word was a poop very

481
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: like fat baby and fat teen and like my grandma.

482
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,600
Speaker 1: My grandmothers were like very not shy about being like George,

483
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: he's fat, you know, like it was whatever, and so,

484
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: so the running joke was like George was trying to

485
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: eat his own poop. That's how Fatty was and so.

486
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: But but my point is that apparently I came out

487
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: and I was like really discolored because I was like

488
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 1: getting sick, getting chic from eating my own poop. So

489
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: my dad, who like really exaggerates when you tell stories.

490
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: Every time he tells us this story, will point to

491
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: whatever nearest him is like literally navy blue. He'll be

492
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: like this this color, he was this color, and it

493
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: was like and it's like him explaining that I was

494
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,960
Speaker 1: navy blue when I came out of my mom's Wow,

495
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 1: my sister was blue, but she had the cord wrapped

496
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 1: around her neck. Oh wow, yeah, that's awesome. Very avatar

497
00:33:44,480 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: d Avatar realness is that Zoe sat on anyways? A rhythm?

498
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: What was your imperfection when you were born? I was

499
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: I was pretty chubby when I was a baby, and

500
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,720
Speaker 1: not that that's I just love, but it's like good. Meanwhile,

501
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: Metro had a like shape and head. I was blue.

502
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 1: You were like, yeah, I was like a little overweight. Yeah,

503
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: I was like I didn't have a full head of hair, right, away.

504
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: My nail bits suck. I couldn't like walk, but I

505
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: do feel you know, I feel like every yeah it

506
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: was yet yeah, I think we actually should. Okay, randomly metro,

507
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: what is the topic? Okay, so my topic that I

508
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 1: would like to talk about is Victoria's Secret and we

509
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 1: absolutely love this. This is this is genius. It's genius.

510
00:34:54,680 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 1: What brought you to Victoria's Secret? Well, so from my

511
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 1: personal perspective, it definitely like when I was like first

512
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: dating and like having sex, that was the thing where

513
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: I was like, well, you get Victoria's Secret. If you

514
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,399
Speaker 1: want to like be hot to a guy, you will

515
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,720
Speaker 1: have a matching Victoria's Secret panty set. And I looked

516
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: at the website and um wait, I wrote down it

517
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: has the sexiest bras panties and anger like it's like

518
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,959
Speaker 1: still committing to the word panties. But most importantly, since

519
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: it is Woman's Month, I'm on the website hashtag raise

520
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: her Up. It's the homepage. Victoria's Secret is powered and

521
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 1: inspired by women, which is why this month we're celebrating

522
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: International Women's Safe by featuring all the incredible women a

523
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: pound around the world who are fighting for equality. No

524
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: it moved on. Oh, but you got it. It's they're

525
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: they're doing They're doing that, which is iconic because it

526
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 1: is like, um, it ruined my life, yeah for so long,

527
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: and also just like the worst material, but um is

528
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 1: that it just feels like it's I don't like the

529
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: material personally, and like the like all their bras, like

530
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: so many of their bras are like just fucking rock

531
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 1: hard push up bras and stuff. And now they have pink,

532
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: which is like a little more like athletic or whatever.

533
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: But anyway, it feels like to me like performing straightness.

534
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: I associate like I see like a woman in like

535
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: a push up Victoria's secret bra matching thong. She's so

536
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: like fucking like tight, and she's like in the ocean's

537
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: on the helpers drowning. She's looking fabulous while doing. Yeah,

538
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: I think Victoria's secret always to me is like like

539
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: I have no proof of this, but it's like the

540
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: CEO is a man like yes, less Wexner, I believe

541
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,879
Speaker 1: um and is named lex Les let me make sure,

542
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: but he so he was in like an Ohio person

543
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: who Yeah, it's like hit that and I feel like

544
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: the Limited or something like that. Um and like a

545
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: bunch of the factories were in Ohio and they were

546
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: buildings at Ohio State, which is where I went to

547
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: school and dropped out of. But they have buildings named

548
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: after him. So he he grew a business empire after

549
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 1: starting the Limited Victoria's Secret, Abercrombie and Fitch Express, Bath

550
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 1: and body Works. So he loves like sort of um

551
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 1: torture women. I mean he literally invented them all, Like, yeah,

552
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: I limited too. In Victoria's Secret were the stores yes,

553
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh So when I was younger, I

554
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: used to think the slap bracelets that Limited two were

555
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: free because they didn't have price tag. So I was

556
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: just slap bracelets every time I went. And so one

557
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: day my mom was like, where did you get that?

558
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: I was like from the from the bucket and Limited

559
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: when they give away slap bracelets. Oh my god. I

560
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret in the mall is like such a charged

561
00:37:57,239 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 1: thing because it was like, even as a boy, I

562
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 1: feel like when you were walking past it, you're like

563
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: supposed to perform being turned on, Like if you're supposed

564
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: to perform like looking at it and being like nice

565
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 1: or like oh, it's like it's also like you know, listen,

566
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: maybe this was because of that, and because maybe I

567
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: thought I was supposed to have that reaction and I didn't,

568
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: and maybe I was it was something about me. But

569
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: I think objectively, it's just a suffocating environment, even if

570
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: you're not the target, even if you're not like a

571
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: woman who feels oppressed by beauty stay like, even if

572
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: you're literally a little boy, it is just it oozes toxicity,

573
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: like it is just not a good place to be.

574
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: I just remember passing it and being like I don't

575
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: want to go in there, right, I mean, it's all

576
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: like I got an air bubble? Did you hear it?

577
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 1: I haven't had an air bubble and so long it

578
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: is like so embarrassing, even though it's not my fault.

579
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: Every time I get an air bubble, and like my

580
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,399
Speaker 1: voice comes out sounding like a frog, I'm like, yeuck,

581
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: like fuck me right, so stupid. Well, and you know

582
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: not to you know, not to make you self conscious

583
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: or whatever, But I don't think I've ever had an

584
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: air bubble. I don't really know what that means. Is

585
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: that real? Wait, randomly, I don't know what an air

586
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: bubble is. Oh my god, Like again, not trying to

587
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: make you feel like the weirdest person metro. It's really okay.

588
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: I just have never heard the phrase air. I've never

589
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: heard think something. It is so crazy. Oh my god,

590
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 1: I just didn't think something is universal. So you know,

591
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: an air bubble, I literally don't know what you like,

592
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,279
Speaker 1: get a little bubble in your throat and your your

593
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: voice comes out no, I can imagine. Yeah, I'm now

594
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: I think you try to talk in the first syllable

595
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 1: that comes out as like in a weird voice. It's

596
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: like until you swallow the air bubbles, like it could

597
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 1: have gone on forever, so you could just get stuck

598
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: like that's like eventually you swallow the air bubble, but

599
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: like it's but it's like you're not doing anything. It

600
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: just like the air is there and it's like in

601
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: your throat and it's making your voice come out weir.

602
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: But now I understand that this doesn't happen to everyone.

603
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: Not only does it like not happen to everyone, it's

604
00:40:54,160 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: not like in the her feel worse. Just really confused

605
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: on your perspectives. I can't believe, like you know, when

606
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 1: you go to piss and you're like, what's pissed? Like

607
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what has happened to me. I

608
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 1: cannot believe that samuel follow up was not only did

609
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: not happened to everyone, You're also weird in general. Oh

610
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: my god. And I like Exit Zoom and the podcast.

611
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was a crazy um realization. Wow wow, Okay,

612
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I was saying. So Victoria's

613
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: Secret to me, there are two. I think it's the perfect.

614
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: It's one of the most like sorry, one of the

615
00:41:53,520 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 1: most iconic brand but I don't need in me and

616
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: iconic in a good way. I mean it in a

617
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: literal sense that it has like become iconic, like I

618
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 1: you know, the Iraq War is also iconic, but not

619
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: because it's good and the only other referenced that moment. Anyway,

620
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: My point is that, like Victoria's Secret is just one

621
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: of those brand names that everyone recognized, like Coca Cola

622
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 1: and Yeah. And to me, there are two elements of it.

623
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: One is the name Victoria is such the platonic ideal

624
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: of a sexual woman's name. It's almost like Victoria Veronica

625
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 1: is like this to the next. Storia Veronica are so

626
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,319
Speaker 1: different from me. Though, Veronica, to me, there's a girl

627
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: that I went to school with that. I was obsessed

628
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: with her name is Veronica no other reason, I think

629
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: just because her name was Veronica and she was like

630
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: kind of cute. And Victoria, I feel like she's like

631
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 1: very buttoned up, like like she's hot, but she's very

632
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: like like I don't know, but so Victoria for me

633
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: is posh spice oie. I wasn't like exposed to the

634
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: Spice Girls until I was like in my twenties, are

635
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: like like I like heard Spice Girl songs, but I

636
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: didn't know about them, and I was kind of like, oh,

637
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: like what are they? Whatever? What are they? And then

638
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, they're like to me, Victoria is

639
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: posh spice. Veronica is Christina applicate an Anchorman, Veronica corning Stone.

640
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so kind of the opposite. We're actually flipping. Yeah,

641
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: I guess Veronica is my Victoria, right viduality of man.

642
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I could go on, but I won't. I'll

643
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: like work on the essay and wait, how do you

644
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 1: feel about Vanessa? Vanessa? It's so Vanessa Hudgins to me. Wow?

645
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because to me when I was watching t

646
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: R when I was younger, her name was Vanessa Minilo

647
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 1: before she married Nick Bolshay. And I remember she was

648
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: very and still is very hot, but she was very

649
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: attractive and um, yeah, it was it was that was

650
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: like an early it was. It was very much like,

651
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 1: oh the perfect woman. Well, George, does a v name

652
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: exists to you? That is not hot? That's like vampire hot? Yeah? No,

653
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: like here's like like like, um, your eye color doesn't

654
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: like like your eye color is like surprising given your collection, yeah,

655
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: or like Okay, so I hate to say this, but

656
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: like Velma is not a hot name. I think you

657
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: can say that. But then again, we got vill m

658
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: kelly from and that's hot but in its own way. Yeah, Vivian,

659
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: that's a home I had a friend in college whose

660
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 1: name was Viviana, and I thought that was really hot.

661
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: Who I mean that sounds like a name that like

662
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 1: got mick made up. No, daughter, I think he's literally

663
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: now like a civil rights lawyer, So go off. Honestly,

664
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: that's glamor girl. Imagine if you were, if your civil

665
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: rights were in danger in your lawyer was named Viviana.

666
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: I mean, it's over for the other people. Nice to me.

667
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm Viviana. Yeah, and it's like, oh, fine, they can

668
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 1: have rights. Yeah, that is like jury found dead. Yeah,

669
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: this is my impression of the jury. When Viviana shows up,

670
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: he's guilty. Oh no, they have an air bubble. Wow,

671
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:23,800
Speaker 1: to bring back air bubble. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

672
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm actually so sorry to take me back to that

673
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: space that I clauded my way and to to just

674
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: finish my thought and then I will stop talking. It's like, so,

675
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: on the one hand, you have Victoria, which is a

676
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 1: hot name. On the other hand, you have Secret. It's

677
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: like it's so obvious, like, oh, what's her secret? It's

678
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: her private parts. It's so obvious that a lingerie company

679
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: would be called someone's secret. Okay, So that's why I

680
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: think it's maybe not supposed to be a sexy name,

681
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: because it's like anyone could have this underneath their clothes,

682
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: like anyone could be Victoria with her secret. Victoria is

683
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: like she's a businesswoman. She's like all buttoned up, and

684
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 1: then underneath all of that she has like a rock

685
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: hard red bra It's non compostable, like you can't actually

686
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: it actually is like ruining the environment. If it's within

687
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: like a hundred feet of flames, you will go up.

688
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: It's like clothing you can hear. So wait, the secret

689
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: is that she's wearing underwear. I think the secret is

690
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: there's a song underneath. Oh. To me, the secret is

691
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:38,120
Speaker 1: like that she has genitals and covering up the secret.

692
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,240
Speaker 1: None of these things are secrets. They're all like a given,

693
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: like I would assume your genitals, I would assume you

694
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: have underwear. No. I think the secret is like underneath,

695
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: like your regular outfit, like like you look at me,

696
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm in a black turtleneck today, but underneath I could

697
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: have on like the sexiest red bra. You would never know, right,

698
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: That's my interpretation. Um, and I'm sure if we googled

699
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: it for one second, can't really. It's like, oh, my

700
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: dog was named Victoria. I just thought it'd be funny

701
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: and like she would like always like hide like my

702
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: socks under the bed. I have a really distinct memory

703
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: of my mom getting a Victoria's Secret catalog and them

704
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: advertising a BRAC called the One. Thoughts like, um, it

705
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: sounds like it probably was. I imagine a bra would

706
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: never want but I would have bought when I was eighteen,

707
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: right there. I definitely yeah, you go, you go. I

708
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:43,239
Speaker 1: definitely like was buying Victoria's Secret bras until not that

709
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 1: long ago, until I when like, I feel like it's

710
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: very recent that like on mass we were like we

711
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: don't like need to do this right, Like I don't.

712
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 1: I don't think it like I feel like it doesn't

713
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: like it feels like it's longer than it is that

714
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 1: that happened at least like within my community. There was

715
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: just a moment where I was like, wait, I could

716
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: like just like wear Haynes That's okay. Yeah. Well and

717
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: not just that, it's almost like now it's uncool to

718
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: try so hard or something. Yeah, I was gonna say

719
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: something similar. I feel like it's cooler to be like

720
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: in extreme extremely basic basics and be like I'm the

721
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 1: one that makes them sexy. You know. I got back

722
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: to Everlin. I had a ton of everyone underwear um rip.

723
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: But they all actually disintegrated because they were not they

724
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 1: were like the materials too thin. They all have like

725
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: holes in them. Um and But but I I, yeah,

726
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: it's either that or it's like get some like amazing

727
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: like ethically made like crazy. I have like either like

728
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: the ugliest, biggest underwear or like like underwear that I

729
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: spend a million dollars on that are like made of

730
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: silk and I wear like once a year to be

731
00:48:56,600 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: like she's got it. Yeah, huh uh. I was gonna say.

732
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: I bought it for my college boyfriends, and I like,

733
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 1: I was like, this is this is what we'll do it.

734
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: This is what we'll show them that I'm good at sex.

735
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: Like it just felt so important, um, and I yeah,

736
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: I remember, like I was like dating someone or like

737
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 1: what I'm not even dating, but like he lived, he

738
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 1: lived far away, So I mailed him a set of

739
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: Victorious Secret underwear and bra and was like, this is

740
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: what I will win when I get to you. This

741
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: is okay, here's okay, here's a question, M like or

742
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: not even a question, just a prompt. The idea of

743
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: lingerie as a gift is such a huge part of

744
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: this culture, and I think it can work. The way

745
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: you did it is empowering and feminist then gatron But

746
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 1: then the opposite side of that is like a man

747
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: buying it for you quote unquote as a gift with

748
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,319
Speaker 1: the implication that you're going to wear it for him,

749
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: which is like, up until so recently was like such

750
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: a common cultural trope. Yes, and we were supposed to

751
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: be like it's yes, like get he like food, like

752
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: a cool hat. This is an interesting point though, when

753
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: it's like when gay people do something, it's hot, and

754
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: when stree people do something, it's really messed up in weird.

755
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: If if a man were to buy me like a

756
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: weird underwear thing and be like I want you to

757
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 1: wear this and be like this is the hottest thing

758
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: anyone has ever done, my nightmare somebody like guessing my

759
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: sizes like that, Like that's hell because either way I'm

760
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: like I feel bad and I'm not really it just

761
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: feels horrible or just like it's so specific, like what

762
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: underwear a person or at least for me, like I'm

763
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm very particular about what underwear I wear and the

764
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: material and like the shape of it, like it has

765
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: to be like has to hit high waisted, and like

766
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: if it's going to be it has to be like

767
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: this kind of song or whatever, like I don't want

768
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 1: to bikini. I want a boy short like all that

769
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: shit where it's like I can't even imagine being like

770
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,439
Speaker 1: my boyfriend and like opening up a website and being

771
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:29,879
Speaker 1: like time to get exactly what Metro likes because it's

772
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: like it's hard enough to buy someone a sweater. Yeah,

773
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,240
Speaker 1: you know what. I like the idea that you would

774
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: that you would actually try to buy someone underwear. But

775
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: it's not like underwear for like wearing. It's like and

776
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: now we said it, and now we said it, and

777
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: now we said it. We're not even prioritizing women's comfort.

778
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: It's that's finally someone dares to go there with Victoria's

779
00:51:55,440 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 1: making the subtext text just like yeah, I guess it's

780
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: all the same, like sports illustrated to you. I guess

781
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: like every single one of the models also sort of

782
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: had the same face, which was very confusing to me. Yeah,

783
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: where I remember always looking at the displays and like

784
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: trying to figure out if it was one person or

785
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: many people. You're so right. Yeah, So like now I'm

786
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: having other flashbacks of my mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs, like

787
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 1: they would have like kind of famous like they would

788
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: have like famous models in them, right, yeah, like Gizelle yeah,

789
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:33,959
Speaker 1: or other models. Well, and that's like how you get

790
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: like that's like a big deal to be like I'm

791
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 1: a victorious secret model, Like that makes you a famous model. Yeah,

792
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Victoria's Secret. What about the Victoria's Secret

793
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: Fashion Show as a as a concept. Um, so brave,

794
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 1: so empowering, so good. I loved it. Here's here's what

795
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: I here's what I picture what I picture that, and

796
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,360
Speaker 1: I think this did happen. I'm not just imagining it.

797
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,239
Speaker 1: Like there's musical performances that happened while the models walked

798
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: down the runway. So it's like, yeah, it'll be literally

799
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 1: Giselle walking down in lingerie and I swear to God,

800
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber pretty sure that happened. Yeah, literally happened, like

801
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: like going around her and and being like you baby,

802
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 1: like you know, so I want to perform my like

803
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: old comedy fashion show. That's what they need to do

804
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,439
Speaker 1: is have me come on and be like, my name's

805
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:32,800
Speaker 1: dretching and I'm thirteen. They should have literally Janine Garoffalo

806
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: do stand up Oh my god, and she rolls up

807
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: like with the notebook and it's just talking. I have

808
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 1: to say we will not have full progress until Janine

809
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: Garofolo performed stand up comedy at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Finally,

810
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: there we go that Women's History Month. Fourth way it starts. Now,

811
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: if I ever like like marry trillionaire or something. I'm

812
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: gonna self finance my own victorious not only my first

813
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 1: act is trillionaire. Petra, let me stop you right there.

814
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: You mean if you ever become a trillionaire, Happy women's mom.

815
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: I have not one skill that could make me rich.

816
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: I ever heard a writer performer that's a skill. I'm

817
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: a writer performer casting director gretigor Wig. I'm gonna make

818
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: such an epic short film on Instagram that I become

819
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: a trillion faire. The first Instagram reels trillionaire, you know,

820
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 1: collecting billions from adults. I will say it doesn't mean

821
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 1: til I was about thirty years old to find out

822
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: that actually, like writer performers like don't make the big books,

823
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 1: Like oh no, like this whole time, I thought, yeah,

824
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: or you have to be a psychotic little agent. Yeah,

825
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: yeah for them, Good for them, Yeah, good for them.

826
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,839
Speaker 1: Isn't it shocking when you talk to someone who you

827
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: think of as being like, way, way, way more successful

828
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: than you, and then you realize they're also not making anything,

829
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: you know, and they're like renting my room and I'm like, what,

830
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:27,440
Speaker 1: you don't have a house. It's crazy. I feel like

831
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: I feel that way with like because I just don't

832
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 1: understand how the music industry works and I'm like just

833
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: starting to know. So like every successful musician is like

834
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: like I feel like that's like the one that I'm

835
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: always like, way they make no money, it's crazy. Shouldn't

836
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 1: you have like a plane? No? It's like or especially

837
00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: like successful quote unquote like indie musicians where you're like

838
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: you're the epitome of cool, like you've performed at three

839
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: years running, like surely something must be coming out of this,

840
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:59,720
Speaker 1: and they're like, I have six roommates, nightmare guys. Phoebe

841
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:01,759
Speaker 1: Bridge who's listens to this Like she's gonna be really

842
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 1: offended that we called her poor. I do think is

843
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: rich in my mind, that makes it true. You know

844
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 1: what's sad? She probably isn't that's really sad. I think

845
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 1: she is. Okay, she is. It's cannon that Phoebe Bridgers

846
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: is rich um And I just want to say, like,

847
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 1: never met her and know nothing about her, enjoy her music.

848
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: I have no right to say that she's rich, but

849
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: I want that for her me too. I really think

850
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: she deserves it. I think she deserves it. I think

851
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: anyone that's been on TV, even once is hers to

852
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: be rich. I think it really ruins the illusion. When

853
00:56:35,719 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 1: I think that they could be worried about paying rent.

854
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: That really bums out. Even darker is like writing a

855
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 1: book and publishing. It also doesn't make you rich. Yeah

856
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 1: what imagine how much effort it would do? Oh no,

857
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 1: oh no, Okay, So this is my I got another

858
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: air bubble. I think as I'm laughing so much and

859
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: that and and it's okay, and that's okay, you know,

860
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: I actually something. I'm just kidding. I think it's funny,

861
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,520
Speaker 1: but because I like, it feels the same thing to

862
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: me as realizing that, like the restaurant that was so

863
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: popular in my hometown isn't a chain restaurant, Like like,

864
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: that's what is happening to me. I actually had, well,

865
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,040
Speaker 1: I had something I can't even remember what it was recently.

866
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: I had that with a word I've been mispronouncing wrong

867
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: my whole life, and I was so humiliated. I thought

868
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: it was the Honduras until I was like twenty, Yeah,

869
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,360
Speaker 1: I thought it. I mean I certainly when I was younger,

870
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: like before I knew kind of like what the etymology

871
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 1: of certain brands were, I would be like before I

872
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: knew i'd be given. Of course, I don't know how

873
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: to say any of them now. Yeah, being asked to

874
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: say anything nice out loud. It's the same like anytime

875
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: I'm in like a fancy place, I assumed that I

876
00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: stink like that's like sort of the like I know

877
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: exactly what you mean, yeah, or a second that my

878
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: skin is really oi. I will enter a place like

879
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: that and suddenly it's like, oh, do you not have

880
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: a skincare regimen? Yeah. Every time I'm in like a

881
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: really night like a room full of like really like

882
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 1: fancy people, I'm like my be I know, I like

883
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: my body stinks. I know my body, and there's nothing

884
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: actually like crazy happening. But I'm just like everyone here,

885
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: I know they all smell amazing, and I stink like shit?

886
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:32,520
Speaker 1: What's that? What's that mean? Um? I thought of a

887
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 1: word that I never know how to say, right, Julia,

888
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:40,160
Speaker 1: Louis Dreyfuss, Louie Dryfus. But like I think many times

889
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: in my life I've said, Julia Louise Dryfuss, that's fine.

890
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm giving so much shit that I have

891
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: nothing to do with. Oh my god, that's fine. Um,

892
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: Well to your stink point. You know, when we could

893
00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 1: go places, I love to lean into the stink, you know,

894
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: get ahead of it, sort of proudly, not where deodorant,

895
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: and then say, you know what, this is good. This

896
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 1: is a good thing. Sam. You're famous for being a stinker. Yeah,

897
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm a little stinker. Stinker Mafia rise up, okay, empowering, Yeah,

898
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: you know. And I just don't really feel like wearing

899
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 1: deodorant quite frankly, but honestly, when I am working a job,

900
00:59:22,360 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: I do wear deodorant because I don't want people to

901
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:29,920
Speaker 1: dislike me. Yeah, and yet you don't have that courtesy

902
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 1: with your closest friends. They should love me for who

903
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: I am. A good call I have like, no, actually

904
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 1: interesting revelations on Victoria's Secret just felt like straight cultured. No,

905
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: it's the perfect it's the perfect topic for a podcast. Um, Sam,

906
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,479
Speaker 1: do you have it for a podcast for our pink

907
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: specifically this one? I mean, if if you were going

908
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: to go on like Fresh Air and be like, yeah,

909
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 1: my topic Victoria's Secret, I don't think that would fly,

910
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 1: but for art purposes, Um, Any final thoughts on Victoria's Secret? Um?

911
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: The other straight okay, the other straight element of it

912
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 1: is how like it is sex for people who don't

913
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 1: understand sexy. It is people who want to appear like

914
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: they know but actually have no idea, so they're like

915
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: grasping at straws. It's like when a like young boy

916
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 1: talks about like what girls are hot, it's it's that

917
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: and so it's it's like elementary school sexy. Like I'm

918
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 1: sure there are still like tons of people who love it.

919
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 1: I think it's just realizing that, like, like the real thing,

920
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: the real question is like like the people who really

921
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 1: don't know yet that they don't have to do it,

922
01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: like like I can certainly, Like I get that it's

923
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,480
Speaker 1: fun to put on a push up ra and look

924
01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 1: like I have bigger tits than I do. Like that's awesome.

925
01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: I I, as someone who like doesn't really have tits,

926
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 1: I love putting on putting on a push up to

927
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 1: me is like so funny as someone who like never

928
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 1: wears any kind of bra really ever like to put

929
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 1: on a push up raw is I you have to laugh.

930
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:19,800
Speaker 1: But also I'm like this rocks. This is awesome. I

931
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,520
Speaker 1: could be convinced to be like this forever. Um. Well,

932
01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 1: now it's like even more sinister because they're adding the

933
01:01:26,200 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: layer of like empowerment, like empower yourself to me, like

934
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 1: get the same product, but now it's empowering. So much

935
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 1: can change with just um literally marketing language. This pussy

936
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: grabs back on the on a Victoria's secret throng question.

937
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: Obviously we're now heading towards everyone calling bullshit on all

938
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,600
Speaker 1: on that kind of marketing, empowering marketing language, Like what's

939
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:57,760
Speaker 1: going to happen after that's after people can no longer

940
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: get away with that, Like the world's going to implode.

941
01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 1: We've been that's been the crux of everything for so long.

942
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: Everything has been like you have a lot brave, like

943
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 1: that's no longer going to fly within like a year. Yeah, yeah,

944
01:02:12,680 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 1: girl Boss get cheerios, like yeah, I don't know. Maybe

945
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 1: it'll go back to being like funk women. I think literally,

946
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 1: I mean I think it might are literally girl Boss

947
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: Queen and fun women. Oh god, it's scary, it's dark, bad,

948
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 1: well fascinating. Well I'll say this, Um, I really think

949
01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 1: we got I think we got to the bottom of

950
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. I think we really got a

951
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: lot of the bottom of a lot of a lot

952
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: of stuff. I'm stalling because I don't know what I'm

953
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,439
Speaker 1: gonna do for a final segment, but but really good

954
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 1: work every I just want to say for me, like

955
01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,640
Speaker 1: this podcast experienced so much. I was silence at the beginning,

956
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: and then I m was bullied for bodily function and

957
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: then yeah, I guess, um, thanks for everything, thanks for

958
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 1: coming well. I mean, you've done an amazing time raising

959
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:22,240
Speaker 1: awareness for bubbles or whatever that was. I just wanted

960
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,480
Speaker 1: on record because often I'm accidentally mean. Sam was more

961
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: mean about the bubbles. Okay, I literally doesn't mean. I

962
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 1: was just being investigative. I was trying to learn more

963
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:36,320
Speaker 1: about being investigative is one of the tenets of our podcast. Yeah, well,

964
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't mean. I don't know if you if one

965
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 1: of the episodes you listened to was with Nori Read,

966
01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:44,920
Speaker 1: because that's where we defined um a concept known as

967
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,760
Speaker 1: glamour girl as someone who has wounded glamorous and seeking truth.

968
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: I have not heard that episode. Well. In terms of

969
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: the myth making of straight Hey lab, it's huge, and

970
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: I would just I want to say, I would go

971
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: so far to say glamour girl, don't shop a Victoria's secret.

972
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: It's certainly the last resort Yeah, they do. When they're

973
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,439
Speaker 1: on a job, like they'll go there, they'll go there

974
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: like undercover, like undercover, a big job, Like they'll they'll

975
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:19,200
Speaker 1: go to Victoria's Secret and like get stuff is going

976
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,600
Speaker 1: undercover and that's like being undercover, like like of course

977
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 1: you I'm gonna dress how you would normally dress. And

978
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: there's so much seduction that goes into being undercover. So

979
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: like they're constantly we're talking about being undercover, we're talking

980
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 1: about being undercovers. That it's like a kind of classic

981
01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 1: part of life, Like you know, that's a glammor girl

982
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,840
Speaker 1: has to get the secrets and to do that, to

983
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: go undercover and to really get the secret, sheet has

984
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: to seduce. Okay, you're right, you're right. You're just part

985
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,960
Speaker 1: of the job. It's part of it, and I take

986
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: it back. Glamor girls can go to Victoria's Secret, but

987
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: every time they go, they also donate money to a

988
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: cause and it's tax relectable. Yes and and yes exactly.

989
01:04:56,640 --> 01:05:01,919
Speaker 1: They write it off as a work expense. Oh, let's

990
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:06,080
Speaker 1: your final segment. What's your final segment? Okay, a final segment.

991
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 1: It's called shout outs, and we give a shout out

992
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 1: to something that we um like, sort of in the

993
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 1: style of a two thousand and one TRL. You're shouting

994
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:20,760
Speaker 1: out to your squad back home, hug vibes, um and George,

995
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: do you want to go first? Sure? Why not? Okay,

996
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: lovel Okay, you're curious. But what's up? What's up, my

997
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: dear and beloved listeners. I want to give a quick

998
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:39,840
Speaker 1: shout out to garlic. Yes, I love garlic, Oprah voice,

999
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 1: I love garlic. You were there, okay, dear morning. I

1000
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 1: got a text from my mom and she said, this

1001
01:05:47,600 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: Thursday is the two hundredth anniversary of Greece's independence. And

1002
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: I say, I think you're gonna say that two you know,

1003
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 1: like this is still about garlic. She told me that

1004
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: the that and I had forgotten this that one of

1005
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 1: the traditional things you make on Greek Independence Day is

1006
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 1: pride cod and scar to that yah, which is a

1007
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:10,320
Speaker 1: garlic kind of dip. And it made me think, what

1008
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 1: a great opportunity to use one of my favorite ingredients, garlic,

1009
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 1: which so often gets overshadowed by other things in a dish,

1010
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,760
Speaker 1: and in fact make a dish that is just garlic dip.

1011
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:24,480
Speaker 1: Can you imagine something so powerful? It's that feel when

1012
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: Kelly Rowland has a solo career. It's that feel when

1013
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 1: the supporting actress gets the nomination and wins. It's Renaes

1014
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 1: e Wegger and Cold Mountain. To me, Garlic is Renes

1015
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:40,240
Speaker 1: that Wegger and that's all woo wow' I love that.

1016
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, mine's obvious. What's up my listener losers

1017
01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:48,480
Speaker 1: out there? I want to give a huge shout out

1018
01:06:48,520 --> 01:06:52,120
Speaker 1: to bow Bender. That's right, I'm shouting out a child.

1019
01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: This is his first shout out of all time. Bou

1020
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: is going to look back on this moment and be like, damn,

1021
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: I got a straight up shout out. That explains why

1022
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: I have such a head start in the entertainment industry.

1023
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: He is going to be a writer, performer, and he's

1024
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: gonna be the first rich one. I cannot wait for you,

1025
01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: the povendor to be an industry insider, writer, performer, wealthy

1026
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 1: agent slash casting director. You've got star power, baby, and

1027
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: I love you for that. Keeping up xoxo Sam, who wow,

1028
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 1: really good. So so far we have Garlic and Sam's

1029
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 1: newborn nephew. Okay, um, So I'm going to give a

1030
01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: huge shout out to post It notes. They come in

1031
01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 1: so many colors. We keep checking everything. I love post

1032
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:44,320
Speaker 1: it notes. My walls aren't covered and posted notes. Check

1033
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:50,160
Speaker 1: it out. Oh my god, they're really I see them plays.

1034
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: They haven't so many sizes, so many shapes, I mean

1035
01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: not that many shapes, but yes, some more than you

1036
01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,520
Speaker 1: would think. What do you think? What do you think?

1037
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 1: You think of the square? But there's actually so much

1038
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:12,520
Speaker 1: more than Oh beautiful that is and gad gad wow,

1039
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,480
Speaker 1: that's what I should have really shot Gaga Toronda to

1040
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,960
Speaker 1: have a It really is like um. It also makes

1041
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,719
Speaker 1: me think of, like, um, a woman wielding a scepter

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Speaker 1: in a tundra, yes, because of the obvious trondra, but

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Speaker 1: like woman like right exactly. It makes me think of, um,

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Speaker 1: oh fuck, what's the character from Avatar? There's one that

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Speaker 1: liked it? Whatever doesn't, it does not matter. And I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about Avatar the Last Airbender. Okay, okay, because weirdly enough,

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Speaker 1: we've actually discussed James Cameron's Avatar on this podcast multiple times.

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Speaker 1: Running theme apparently I've seen that, But I really like

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Speaker 1: I've spent a lot of time with Avatar the Last Airbenders.

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Speaker 1: Sure that I also want to rewatch, but it was

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Speaker 1: huge for me. Interesting. Yeah, I recently went on a

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Speaker 1: podcast that was about Dragon ball Z, a show I've

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Speaker 1: never watched. Did you crush or yeah? I think I

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Speaker 1: knew pretty well. At one point I said something I

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Speaker 1: was like trying to be funny, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: one of my biggest insecurities is like not understanding a

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Speaker 1: cultural product because I feel stupid or something, and I

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Speaker 1: was trying to be funny, but they were like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's okay if you don't get it, like kind oh thanks.

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Speaker 1: That's the worst feeling in the world is being like,

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Speaker 1: oh thanks. I was actually being a bitch. That I

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Speaker 1: used to post like long rambling Facebook status is where

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Speaker 1: I was like so excited I got a call back.

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Speaker 1: It'll be under a bridge at three am. It's for

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Speaker 1: a play that will be seventeen hours long about come

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Speaker 1: and piss. And then my mom would be like, so

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Speaker 1: proud of you. I'd be like, no, I was being

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Speaker 1: a bitch. Nothing good is actually happening to me. It

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Speaker 1: was a takedown of my peers. Mom. This joke was

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Speaker 1: for three people back. This isn't for you, Tom about

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Speaker 1: your Facebook status. This public thing that I posted is

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Speaker 1: actually incredibly ironic and meant for an audience of three.

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Speaker 1: And then your dad comments with the image that's like

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Speaker 1: let people enjoy things, but it's like about your mom

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Speaker 1: enjoying a wow. Um another incredible riff, Mitro, this has

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Speaker 1: been an absolute d light. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: doing our pad. I'm literally gonna like sign off and

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Speaker 1: then cry tears of joy for two hours. I had

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Speaker 1: such a blast, feeling so punchy, I'm gonna fall asleep immediately.

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Speaker 1: Wow Wow Spring is here and