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Speaker 1: you know, like the new one I was talking about. Now,

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Speaker 1: canna always do it live, you know what, I'll just

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Speaker 1: do it live to losers, sports less lifestyle. Go ahead,

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Speaker 1: the people have asked for it. What's What's up? Every go?

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Speaker 1: What's up? What's I don't know what I say? I'm

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Speaker 1: throwing everyone sports peen hasn't be doing. Hey everyone, I'm

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Speaker 1: lunch Box and I know the most about sports, saw

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Speaker 1: even the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: much sports genius. What's up? Everyone? I'm Eddie and I

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Speaker 1: know the least about sports. But I'm your average sports

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Speaker 1: the what's what's. It's siss and I'm from the North.

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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. I'm married to a woman. Her

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Speaker 1: name is Bazer. We live on the west side of Nashville.

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Speaker 1: And on the weekend I shot gun white claw Hard

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Speaker 1: Seltzer boys over to you. Hey, you know what I

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Speaker 1: tried the other day? Ray? Ray? What did you try?

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Speaker 1: Truly Corona? Yeah, that one's good. The Seltzer, the corona Seltzer,

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Speaker 1: the virus lemonada. Well, he's already had the virus. He

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Speaker 1: tried that already. He went with that before the Seltzer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was drinking Seltzers when I got the virus too.

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Speaker 1: I guess was it good? The corona leemonadas? It's all right.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, There's something about the Seltzers. They

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Speaker 1: get me drunk quick. Well, they're strong to Seltzer's and

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling a good buzz, right, But man, I just

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Speaker 1: don't feel good. My body doesn't feel good after I'm

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you this about alcohol. The your limits too

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Speaker 1: I agree with you on that. You can't do a

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Speaker 1: and go to church, and I mean you reevaluate your life.

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Speaker 1: You still can't have thoughts and you're not bedridden. Let

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Speaker 1: me get the lifestyle part of the way real quick,

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Speaker 1: all right, And this has to do with the Corona

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Speaker 1: Limonadas Limonadas. So my wife, my wife and I last weekend,

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Speaker 1: we got a babysitter and we're like, let's we have

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Speaker 1: about five hours, let's go kayaking. She loves the kayak.

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Speaker 1: I love the kayak and fish. So we went to

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Speaker 1: a river it's called Cabrewing, about an hour away. The

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Speaker 1: babysitter was already about forty five minutes away on the

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Speaker 1: way to the river. So it's like, this is perfect.

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Speaker 1: You took the river, you take your car, I'll take

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Speaker 1: my car with the kayaks. You drop off the kids.

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Speaker 1: I'll meet you at the river. Meet me at this spot.

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Speaker 1: We'll leave your car here. I'll drive you and me

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Speaker 1: and the kayaks to the starting point. Right, I mean

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Speaker 1: It's a five mile river ride. So I drop we

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Speaker 1: of our trip. So then we get in my car

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Speaker 1: to the kayaks and we drive to the starting point. Right,

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Speaker 1: we get the kayaks in the water. Know what happened?

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Speaker 1: We get the coronas out what happened. She's got canned wine.

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Speaker 1: She's loving life. Dude, we're just talking. We got music on.

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Speaker 1: There's no one on the river. A couple of Jimmy

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Speaker 1: The ride is probably about three and a half hours.

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Speaker 1: We didn't go in the Cumberland. We went on the duck.

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Speaker 1: Ducking on the duck. Ever, so we go about three miles.

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Speaker 1: So were you in the same kayak, A couple of kayaks?

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you do a two person kayaks? My own kayaks? Coach. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the three coronas I had. But I'm a question like

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Speaker 1: handle it? Basically asked our what are you thinking? Like?

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Speaker 1: What you have to go upstream? Coach? The car is

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Speaker 1: So I said, all right, you were the smart one

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Speaker 1: You grab your phone, you get an uber Coach. This

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Speaker 1: So when they get here, we'll just give you a ride.

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Speaker 1: It's a two seater. We got room for her, not

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Speaker 1: you boys. Car was five miles away. I would have

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Speaker 1: done it, Coach. We know it's five miles. I would

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Speaker 1: have done it. And he didn't charge you take her?

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Speaker 1: They did, dude. So the guy took me in my car,

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Speaker 1: In the middle of nowhere were these two dudes and

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Speaker 1: for you, And they have this conversation back and forth.

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Speaker 1: Of course everyone knew I was mad. You realized that

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Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is this forgetful thing is a

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Speaker 1: realized some people have PTSD, but it really is. We

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Speaker 1: that were left in congo condos. Guys, people forget everything everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Then this last week at garth Brooks, Anna forgot her purse,

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Speaker 1: her sunglasses, her keys, all in BJ's condo. We had

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Speaker 1: now because because they forgot, probably a woman forgot gonna ring.

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Speaker 1: don't think it's a pandemic, coach. I just think that

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, someone else will figure that out. All you

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Speaker 1: I don't want to signal out women because guys, they

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Speaker 1: guest has just walked in. But do you want to

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Speaker 1: to the lifestyle. We bring in McKitty. Hello, McKitty. So,

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Speaker 1: up to your place because you live in like a

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00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: condo apartment building apartment, yes, and so it has like

418
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: a secure lock in that no one can just come

419
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: in and out right right. There is a there's an elevator, um,

420
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 1: but there's like a key card that you need. So

421
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 1: I get my girlfriend the key card and you could

422
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 1: call up there's a callbox. You'd call a number and

423
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 1: you know, get up. But there was someone coming to

424
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: the elevator and I was like, hey, can you let

425
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 1: me up? So I can't remember that they let me up.

426
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 1: Was it a male female? I want to say it was.

427
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 1: It was a male with the chick. I think people.

428
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 1: And so when when you're asking, is it like and

429
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:38,960
Speaker 1: they look at they look at you like this dude

430
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: needs help, probably, and they zap you up and you

431
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 1: go up to your floor, go up to my floor.

432
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: But all three of you go up to your floor.

433
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 1: That's kind of where it gets. It's kind of a

434
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 1: gray area. But you guys, Rode that you remember righting

435
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 1: the elevator up. Yes, he remembers getting the elevator. He

436
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: doesn't know if those people got off on his floor

437
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 1: there floor, do you remember they let you in? You

438
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: got in the elevator together and you went and I

439
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,399
Speaker 1: think they were going to go in the eleva or anyway,

440
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 1: because I think they were. Why you know, how you

441
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: got your thing? You know? So, yes, that's how I

442
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 1: go to my apartment. So they obviously lived there. Else

443
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:09,280
Speaker 1: you wouldn't rent to get sapped up, right, Okay, getting

444
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: that's that's a great detail. Yes, coach, that's his bob

445
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 1: memory word zap getting zapped. So we're going there, inside joke,

446
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: inside joke. Only small portion of American I don't get it.

447
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, so yeah, so you know, so I

448
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:27,399
Speaker 1: remember getting my apartment and she's sleeping. I'm sitting on

449
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: the couch. I think I was gonna get like a snack,

450
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,080
Speaker 1: you know, drinking. You know, you're drinking. You got it's

451
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: gonna get a snack or whatever. So some of these

452
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,640
Speaker 1: details me left, they can't they're they're they're very important.

453
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 1: Is the snack detail important, yes, because that's why he's

454
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 1: on the couch. Sorry's just gone straight to bed, Thank you,

455
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 1: thank you lunch. So did you have morning? Would that's

456
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: an important did you when you woke up? Don't we all?

457
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: Every every night and every healthy right, So mine usually

458
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 1: goes down when I hit music row being eyes. Mine

459
00:23:56,520 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 1: goes down when I pull into work. It's gonna be okay,

460
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: what so long story. But I fell asleep on the

461
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:12,400
Speaker 1: couch because I didn't get the snack, fell asleep, passed out, right, Yeah,

462
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: so wake up. You know, next morning, my girlfriends get

463
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 1: ready for work, getting her stuff, you know, to to

464
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,159
Speaker 1: drive home, you know. And when you walk into my apartment,

465
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,479
Speaker 1: there's like a little little thing, like a little basket

466
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: where I keep like my keys, my key card. Um,

467
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 1: it's like a keyboard. Right, it's right by the door

468
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: because it's ceramic, is it because it's would it's wood?

469
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: I got that target. It was yeah, it's like a

470
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 1: little decorative thing. So I don't there's there's nothing in there.

471
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,880
Speaker 1: So I'm like, the morning you wake up, there's nothing

472
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: in right, this is Tuesday morning. So so I caught

473
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 1: my girlfriend and I was like, hey, you take my

474
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: keys backs and you have not and take your keys.

475
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,920
Speaker 1: I was what about your key card? That's gone too,

476
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: So I was like that that's what you did. She didn't.

477
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,679
Speaker 1: She didn't take it. So I was like, maybe you know,

478
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: put it somewhere. But I was like, I gotta get

479
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: to work. I thought I lost you know. I was like, okay,

480
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: I'll figure figure out when I get home. What do

481
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: you mean you gotta get to work? Could you're a

482
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,239
Speaker 1: midday guy? You wake up like I just didn't want

483
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: to get stuff done, woul hung over. I wanted to

484
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: get it over with. I was like, let me just go.

485
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: There was one pmos rushing to work, midday guy, so

486
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: so you know, so come to work, get everything done,

487
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: come home. And I was like, all right, I gotta

488
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 1: figure this out. Look everyth my keys are gone. So

489
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: I called the Honda dealership. I was like, hey, doing

490
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 1: of my keys? You know, what are the what are

491
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 1: the next steps? Like, well, you gotta tow the car here?

492
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: Hold on, did you walk to work? Actually, Ubert, but

493
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: I could walk, but I just wanted to get whatever

494
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,919
Speaker 1: hung over. That's a long walk, the long questioning how

495
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: lazy you were or ambitious you were that day, coach.

496
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,520
Speaker 1: But I find I walked home though, so fact it's good.

497
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 1: So you call Honda and they're gonna make you a

498
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,199
Speaker 1: new key, but you gotta tow the car here. So

499
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: that I call this Toe Company album. So I'm called

500
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 1: the Toe Come there. How big is the garage? I'm like,

501
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll go down and look. I'm like

502
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: it's not very so I'm like, let me just go

503
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: down and look. So I go, look, bigs the garage,

504
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 1: how big, Mike, that's let me come on and I'm like,

505
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: let me just you know, make sure that you know,

506
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 1: maybe I left the keys in the car, which I didn't,

507
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: but I was like, so I look, I was parking

508
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: the same spot. The car is gone. So not only

509
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,639
Speaker 1: to lose my keys, the car is now missing and

510
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 1: your key card to your and the key card to

511
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: my apartment. I have the keys in my apartment, the

512
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: key card to get an elevator in the in the

513
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:17,080
Speaker 1: parting grass got gone. The car is gone, so you

514
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: have no idea. Somehow you woke up the next morning

515
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: and your keys are gone, your car is gone, but

516
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: you need a zapper to get up the elevator, and

517
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: so you have no idea where it went. Zapps correct.

518
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 1: So do you think, oh, maybe I drove to Whiskey

519
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 1: Jam and left. No, I didn't definitely not drive. So

520
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: you go down to the front office and say, let

521
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,000
Speaker 1: me look at the security camera. Someone came in my apartment,

522
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: and they say, we can't show you the cameras. It's illegal.

523
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: We can give them the police. We cannot show you

524
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: the cameras. And no no. They also said, they go,

525
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:54,160
Speaker 1: we'll pull them, but can't they look at them? Yes,

526
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: but here's the thing, so like, we'll pull them. Okay,

527
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: this is a twesday. So I call it one say hey,

528
00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: do you got the cameras. The lady in the office goes,

529
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: she's the assistant manager. Yeah, first of all, you need

530
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: somebody above her. She goes, well, the managers out of town.

531
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing like six jobs and I can't really help

532
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: you right now. So you don't know where your car,

533
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:17,120
Speaker 1: your keys are gone? What are the six jobs? Make

534
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: the coffee, you put out the flowers. She's got to

535
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:27,680
Speaker 1: get rent guys. That's all paid automatically. But so oh yes, yeah,

536
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: so I call the police. Follow the police report. Did

537
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: they come out and look at the cameras? Well? They

538
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: couldn't pull the cameras the next until the next week.

539
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: What's the police demeanor when you call about a missing car?

540
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: How do you explain it to the cops. Do you'd

541
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: be like, hey man, what like I was blackout drawing.

542
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,160
Speaker 1: I didn't question that. They probably you know, they probably

543
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,959
Speaker 1: picked up on that, but they didn't. I didn't say so.

544
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 1: You didn't say, hey man, I had so much alcohol

545
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 1: and I was asleep right here on the couch and

546
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: the bull is literally four ft from me, and I

547
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: have no idea if someone came into my apartment and

548
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: took my keys. So how did you tell them when

549
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: you call them? How did you tell him? You didn't

550
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: tell them everything you've told us today? How did you

551
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I was that with some friends

552
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,400
Speaker 1: I got home, woke up the next morning, everything was gone.

553
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: I thought I lost the keys. Turns out and lost

554
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: the keys and the car. Did the cops did they say, oh,

555
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: are you kitty from mid Days? No? I wish, I wish.

556
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: Did you're wearing a body camera? That? She goes, I'm

557
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: wearing a body camera? That was kind of cool? Was

558
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: she hot? On the phone? She told you that no,

559
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: like which came in my apartment was okay, what guys? Okay? Focus?

560
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: So did you tell her about the people you wrote

561
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 1: up the elevator with yes, And they said we'll look

562
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: at the cameras. Did you say, they say, what do

563
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: they look like? You were like, ah, they were really blurry. Yeah, okay,

564
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:42,239
Speaker 1: remember kitties like explaining boob size, Like, sir, we need

565
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: different details. Okay. So you talked to them and then

566
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: they left the cop right. Yeah, she laughed and she

567
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: was okay, well, you know, maybe the cameras will help whatever.

568
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: You know, we'll put this on the database. So the

569
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: whole the whole United States that there's a missing black

570
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,719
Speaker 1: hunt of civics. I just play gave him a license plate.

571
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: Don't know what is it. I don't remember it coach.

572
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm just joking. All right, Well, but we'll get to that.

573
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: It's gone smash cut, smash cut to the next development. So, yeah,

574
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 1: this is a Tuesday, so you know, so they eventually

575
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: get the video, video footage. I guess this is Tuesday.

576
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: The following week, like next week, the following Friday, So

577
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: that's what ten days they get the video. They got

578
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: the video. But but but then like that following Friday,

579
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm here at where cop calls me Mr McKitty. Yeah,

580
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 1: this caller ten congratulations and so sir, we found your car.

581
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: But wait, did they look at the damn video? They

582
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: never said anything about that. No, no, I don't even

583
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 1: think they did. I think, look, that's what I'm saying

584
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: because I want to know if they were. I know

585
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: what you want, but we got to get this story

586
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: in order I want to develop a story of how

587
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: he got it. I think they it. I think they're

588
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: more so worried about finding the car. And they found

589
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: the car and they're like, okay, they have more So

590
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: they call you and they say I found the contract car.

591
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: And they said, yeah, no, said the guy was speeding

592
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: down the street. You're driving it didn't run. When they

593
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: pulled him over. He had like six warransot for his arrest.

594
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: I had the guy's name bad man, but what is it.

595
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last name, but Randalls something on Randall. Yeah,

596
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: uma Randall. They never trust a rand Randall. He's not

597
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: a good Dude's dad Randall. So they're like yeah, They're like,

598
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: they're like, we have the They're like yeah, so you know,

599
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: we're gonna release it to you eventually. I was actually

600
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: getting ready to go on vacation, so I had to

601
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: wait a little bit. But I'm like whatever, So they're

602
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: like yeah, they're like you know, they're like, yeah, we

603
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: have the car, whatever, we have, whatever we need, Whatever

604
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: is in there is yours, throw it away. Whatever. But

605
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: they're like, this guy is a heavy drug user, so

606
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: like there might be needles, there might be all kinds

607
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: of that they got. Might I was living in there.

608
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: Maybe they're like there's clothing, use condoms, hotel keys. So

609
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: I went out of town on vacation, came back this week,

610
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: so mon dad want to pick it up, And yeah,

611
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 1: they weren't. They weren't lying. I mean there was bags

612
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: of clothing, a lot of he loved McDonald's, a lot

613
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: of McDonald's rappers, but he did. He Luckily he didn't

614
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: because he he'd put it up inside so he could sleep,

615
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: I think, or so maybe they couldn't see him, but

616
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 1: he didn't. Luckily, he didn't get around to putting the

617
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: tints on. They were just in there. He didn't put

618
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: the tints on yet, which is good because I'm I'm

619
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: just gonna get rid of the car. I feel weird

620
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: driving it. The guys it smells like it smells like vegas. Yeah,

621
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: it smells like smells like cigarettes smoking a lot of cigarettes. Um. Yeah.

622
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 1: So the guy is like he's been out of jail.

623
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 1: He's like sex offender. I mean, you know, methadict. Did

624
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: they arrest him on the spot. No, coach, you're legal

625
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: to do that. They told him, next time, you're gonna

626
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: go to jail. And I said, hey, but we're just

627
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: gonna be in that car back and you go on.

628
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,120
Speaker 1: Hold up the idiots. As long as you cut the math,

629
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 1: you're good man, You're good in our book. You know,

630
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: we'll call it even if you just leave your clothes

631
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: so mcny can have a new wardrobe. Listen to if

632
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: you put up the tent man we'll call it good. Hey,

633
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 1: listen to his alibi. Boys, what do you tell the cops?

634
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: Two randall, No, kiddy, Yes, the guy, what do you

635
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: tell the cops It wasn't his car he bought. Thank

636
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: you for minding me. They're like, it's your story. I

637
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: forgot there's been I've been telling this story so much.

638
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: You think I remember. So they're like, yeah, you know

639
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: this is stolen vehicle. He goes, So, I don't know

640
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: that I bob this from somewhere for two hundred bucks.

641
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: So I don't think the guy stole the car. I

642
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 1: think he was you know I met in the past. Now.

643
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:37,040
Speaker 1: He put two thousand miles on it. They found it

644
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: here in town. It wasn't two thousand. We did the math.

645
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,040
Speaker 1: It was, but that's a lot of lesson that's a

646
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: lot of miles. Probably, well, he probably left and maybe

647
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: came back because you know, it got it was missing

648
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: on a Tuesday. They found it the next Friday, so

649
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: you could have gone to Florida, I mean Florida. Do

650
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: you think he really bought it for two hundred dollars

651
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 1: or do you think he stole the car? No? I

652
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 1: think I think he bought it from someone else. I

653
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: don't think he was the guy. Yeah, I think so.

654
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: You think the guy in your apartment complex sold it

655
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: for two hundred bucks Yvator. That's a tough blow man

656
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: cars only two so a little bit. I mean, hey,

657
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: did you clean today? Oh? Yeah, yeah, there's nothing in there.

658
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: I showed Eddie the video, the video. I went and

659
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: saw the car myself. It's in the garage. You guys

660
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: can see it. There's nothing in there now. No, no,

661
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: he said, I cleaned it out completely. I look in

662
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: the door and there's a razor blade. Like, Kenny, you

663
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: haven't cleaned this out completely. There's what you saw in

664
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 1: the video that was cleaning. There's cigarette ash in the

665
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: passenger seat. I mean, I'm telling you when I when

666
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: I say it smelled like Vegas, it smelled like Vegas

667
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 1: at three in the morning, didn't you imagine? Can you

668
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: imagine if the Trailblazer they're like, we found your stolen Trailblazers, sir.

669
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: It was actually bought for a bag of chips in

670
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: a pop that's all. He found women's clothing in there,

671
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: and the women's clothing, hair straightener, a little short, just

672
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: just crazy, like if you look at all this stuff,

673
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: your mind would go like this guy went and what

674
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: was the one thing? Was that a generator that I

675
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: showed you? Yeah, as like a battery charger, So you

676
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: know what would you be doing with that? Like if

677
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: the car breaks down, the car breaks down, you can

678
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: recharge your battery. You don't want to bring it to

679
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: the Yeah, they strip the license renumber. Every bed numbers

680
00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: on there. But yeah, there's no license plate that I

681
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: have one? Now is I had to go up to

682
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: the But you got your car back's running. You took

683
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: it to the car wash. You haven't brought to the

684
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 1: car wash yet. Go smell it right here in the

685
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: parking garage. You just leave the windows downs with airs out.

686
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: I was kind of doing that, but I didn't. No, no, no,

687
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna do that. But actually we're doing that.

688
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: And then Abby had a good point. She's like, the

689
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: birds are gonna ship in it. Wow. Sorry, sorry, but

690
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: I got some kid he's got a broken in car

691
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: with bird spread at home depot and it actually kind

692
00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 1: of helped w D forty. Yeah listen alert. So there's

693
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: the story. Right now, we need to open this up

694
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: to investigation because we still don't know what happened. I

695
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: still need to see the camera. How did someone get

696
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: into did you leave the door open? Coach? Coach? I

697
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 1: believe after hearing all this stuff, the only people that

698
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: seem suspicious to him were the couple that led him up.

699
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: He doesn't know what happened in the elevator. He doesn't

700
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: know if they got out with him, if they even

701
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: helped him to his room. But it's like they may

702
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: have even helped him get on the couch and coach,

703
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: but you would sell it for more than two hundred

704
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: that's a made up number, Healy. Your coach doesn't have

705
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,400
Speaker 1: more than two hundred dollars. If nobody bought a going

706
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 1: great car for two dollars, the guy that they found

707
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: it with is the same guy that stole the damn thing.

708
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: I agree with you, Randall, get the keys. Then he

709
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: wrote up in the elevator, he went his a little tray,

710
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: got it win the parking garage, hit the button. So

711
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: you think you know he was just waiting like O,

712
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: let's see if drunk people come back. Because you said

713
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,280
Speaker 1: he was with a girl and there was girl clothing

714
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: in the car. Dude, this and then it sounds like

715
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: it was a drug fueled thing. He's banging chicks. He's

716
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: driving to Memphis, he's coming back to Nashville. They're doing drugs.

717
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: They got battery acid, he's getting McDonald's. He's hungry after

718
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: their drug binge. Then he finds meth. And then one

719
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: days hold your nuts. One day he gets motivated and says,

720
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put up some tent on this vehicle, make

721
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: it a really nice life lifestyle, family vehicle. But then

722
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: the tent where the meth wears off, he gets the press.

723
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: He falls asleep after McDonald's, and that's on the top.

724
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: Now that he's speeding to get more mess so you

725
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 1: can get the job done. And then I think you

726
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: nailed it. That was pretty good. They weren't, you know,

727
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 1: they weren't. They weren't like sleeping there and banging them

728
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: there because they were hotel keys. They were doing this

729
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: at hotels, so they were just driving around. I guess

730
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: you would think they would just you know, coach, do

731
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: you know what Randall looks like? No? I've looked him

732
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: up and there's no pictures of Randall. No, you have

733
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: to do. There's research you can do. Theres a photo

734
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 1: they that trust me, trust me, we us his name.

735
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 1: We will do this after the podcast. If you look

736
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: at Randall, is there a way you can see Randall's

737
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: picture and say that that could be the guy from

738
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: the elevator now, because I feel like the guy in

739
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: elevator was like a short, skinny guy and you know

740
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 1: they post the weight and this dude was a bigger

741
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: dude like in the two hundreds. Okay, I don't know

742
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: if your recollection of that night, I think, can we

743
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,919
Speaker 1: go by that? No, I'm getting that true because dude,

744
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: you you had been drinking for nine hours. I think

745
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: there were multiple people in that elevator. You had no idea.

746
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: All you see when you got the peripherals gone is

747
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: the person in front of you, and you saw the

748
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: skinny guy. You didn't see that guy behind you. About

749
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: the club, you're as we just figured it out. His

750
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 1: girlfriend was mad he didn't go home with her, so

751
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: she sold the keys for two There any chance is

752
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: there any chance that your fiance could be part of this? No? No,

753
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: she would have told me what. She wouldn't have told

754
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: you what. She sold your car for two bucks. No,

755
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 1: once they got escalated, the police would have been like,

756
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: all right, all right, this is you know, I let

757
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 1: Randall in to use the bathroom together. I love that

758
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: you guys bought the two thing like hook line and sinker.

759
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: It was a meth head made up a number. And

760
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,799
Speaker 1: now you guys think that that was actually the going

761
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 1: right to the vehicle. But nobody bought the car that.

762
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: He was like, okay, I wonder how long the license

763
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: plate was off for because that's such an easy target

764
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: to get pulled over. But that was his last ditch effort.

765
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 1: Removed the one. Because they won the plate, right, they're

766
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 1: gonna start to come onto me. Put tent on it,

767
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: try and find a parking lot where nobody's gonna come in,

768
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: and that's just gonna be a drug flop car. It's

769
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: no longer going to travel. He was gonna park it

770
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: under a break. Maybe he saw some vehicle trouble. He's

771
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: also a mechanic, so he could see that that was

772
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: gonna happen soon. He's like, ditch it. We're forgetting the

773
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: license plates. It's no longer a traveling vehicle. This is

774
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: a drug in car where a bang chicks and doe.

775
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: But he also he knew the batteries bad. That's why

776
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: he went and bought a battery. The battery's fine. That's

777
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 1: what's weird is batter when you go along trips, though

778
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: it could it could wear up. Maybe his the car

779
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: that he stole before, and so he just that was

780
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: all his stuff. He moved into your car a kid.

781
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: They were like children's coloring books in there, which is

782
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,839
Speaker 1: even weirder. That means you kids know he likes to color.

783
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that? He's an artist? What did you

784
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: get inside the public? Oh? I got a bunch of booze,

785
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: got some cigarette and coloring books. There are markers everywhere.

786
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: No, no no, he goes to this dealer. Hey man, can

787
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: I get some mess? That's what? Can I get to

788
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse coloring books? That's what I'm saying. You all

789
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: think Randall stole the car from his apartment. If he

790
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 1: has kids, if he has all this, you know, I

791
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: don't think what was he doing at three o'clock in

792
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: the morning his apartment so on the drinking a beer?

793
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 1: What do homeless people do? They sit homeless? He's got

794
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: coloring books and women's guys clothes. And here's this is

795
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 1: why you're so off base, this guy that stole the

796
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: vehicle originally didn't find another bad guy that was willing

797
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: to take this car for only two There's not that

798
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 1: many bad people in the world just because there's one

799
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: isolated run down hotels. I mean there's a lot of

800
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,320
Speaker 1: I got ten of my cousin's cook All right, Hey,

801
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: that's great, Wow, Katy good. Yeah. So the carston I'm

802
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna get rid of it because I just

803
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 1: feel weird driving it. You got you gotta clean it, though, dude,

804
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 1: if you're gonna sell it for top dollar, no, no,

805
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: but but that's what I was gonna do. Why would

806
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: I clean it if I'm gonna sell it? Because look

807
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 1: because here here, because that's not gonna make that big

808
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: of it move the needle that much. Needle. I see

809
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 1: what you did there. But all right, here you go.

810
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,959
Speaker 1: When you go to buy a house, right, I guess

811
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 1: what do people do? Ye have the vacuum and stuff exactly?

812
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: Paint the walls. Yes, because the nicer it looks, the

813
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: more money is gonna get. So if you show me

814
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 1: your car and it stinks like as, I'm not gonna

815
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: pay top dollar, I feel like it's not going to

816
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: move the different the needle that much, Coach. I did

817
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: get an oil change though, because because they put you

818
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: miles I mean, coach. Did you also get your tags renewde?

819
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: I mean the thing? Yeah, I have a license pright.

820
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: Now you can get one of those Christmas tree air

821
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: fresheners on it, at least from home. I found it.

822
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: I didn't tell a lot of people until until it

823
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: was found. Yeah, because you were you said, you said,

824
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it because I don't

825
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 1: want it to come out that I did something stupid

826
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: and with the car I did. Yeah, you guys are

827
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: honestly only a few handful of people that were the

828
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: first to know. Well, nobody else will know, coach, and

829
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 1: no one listens to let last question? Are you slowing

830
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 1: down on the drinking man? You know, I actually was

831
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: out until three am this morning, lovely, so it was

832
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: not Broadway. Where's your car now? He does the he

833
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: does his belt loop through his key so he can't

834
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: lose the war. You wanna you wanna like shout out anything?

835
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Speaker 1: When's your radio show on the tenantsil midnight on Big

836
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: Night right here in Nashville, also on in uh New

837
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Speaker 1: Orleans w N Yes, San Antonio Austin in case one

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00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: on one on Saturdays. Alright, hit up on your Twitter

839
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: and Instagram. Hey, do you take requests that people calling

840
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 1: a request? What's your Twitter and Instagram? Shout? Ryan? Make

841
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 1: radio R I A N M I c K radio.

842
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: Why isn't it kitty? I need to switch it. I

843
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,359
Speaker 1: haven't mean to switch it. It's yeah. I just all right.

844
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: There is from that to the birthday extra age. Happy Birthday,

845
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Happy birthday. Message this kid you want to

846
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: be around for the birthday or is he going? I

847
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 1: got things to his car. Let's go listen much. We

848
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: got you a car for two say gift number one.

849
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: My kid is, Oh my gosh, you guys got a

850
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: filipbus through that, so listen. I turned forty. I don't

851
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 1: like saying that. July. I know, it's life. It happens,

852
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: and it does, and it's sad and it's it's emotional.

853
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: But I did turn forty, and and Eddie have informed

854
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: me that Sore Losers Nation they got me some presents

855
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: and we have been waiting to open these. They buzz

856
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,360
Speaker 1: lightyeared it and went above and beyond. Really do you

857
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: know what they got? I mean, I don't know what

858
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: they got, but there's a lot of gifts they did

859
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,440
Speaker 1: buzz light here that not above. Yeah, I was like

860
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: boting me on and I don't think that's what they

861
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: just saw this though over at the children's hospital. I

862
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: don't see story. I've already seen toy story, old old

863
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: news back here. But yeah, hey we got it all.

864
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 1: What do you need bring in the first one? Maybe? Well?

865
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,279
Speaker 1: Abbybr runner, Abby, will you be the runner? She says,

866
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: she needs the Abby Abby think um think um at

867
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: prices right, uh, wheel of fortune, that kind of delivery man.

868
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: Like this is crazy and like I and I don't

869
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: understand what's about to happen, but Eddie's excitement and raise excitement,

870
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: Like but you got to think how freaking awesome our

871
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: listeners are. No, no, no, that's what I'm gonna say.

872
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: I should start out this by saying that without you

873
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: seeing what you're getting, not even not even about me.

874
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 1: Because someone on there posted their Amazon list for their classroom,

875
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, sore Losers Nations started buying

876
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 1: these teachers all the things on their list. And then

877
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: so another teacher that listens posted it up and they

878
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 1: filled that list, and all of a sudden. It was

879
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 1: like a domino effect here. I am. I think we

880
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 1: have a bunch of degenerates that wat all their money

881
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: on drinks and gambling and prostitutes, and they actually do

882
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: good and help each other because they You get on

883
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: the Facebook page, you get on the Twitter page, you

884
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 1: get on Instagram, and you think, man, they're just there

885
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: to talk trash to each other. There was a time

886
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: when I thought, are all our listeners were like mo

887
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: and Tampa idiots? Like just losers in life, you know.

888
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,919
Speaker 1: But they're not. They're not like Jesus from Fort Worth.

889
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: They are freaking awesome. Height tell him and grads he

890
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: just got married. I don't. I don't even know, guy,

891
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 1: Do not get off track. Gift number one is coming

892
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: from Abby. We all need to ven Moore for helping

893
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: us out. But I am just in shock lose. It's

894
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 1: gonna be about head of them. My my, my dad

895
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: was so impressed with the Amazon gift. He was like,

896
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, oh what is it. Coach Nashville. I see,

897
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: let's go n Let's go put it on. Put it on.

898
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: I got HiPhones. I can't. All right, We're ready for

899
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 1: number two? Ray, are you filming all this. No, no,

900
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: al right, here we go. Gift number two. All right,

901
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: she's coming around the corner. Gift number man, this is crazy.

902
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: Did you wrap all these ray? Yes? They all are.

903
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: What did you hear the rapping? Pabor? What? What is it?

904
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: What is is a gift card to sunglasses hunt because

905
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,759
Speaker 1: someone in where did I go, Huntsville, Alabama, stole my sunglasses.

906
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: I left him on the table at a restaurant and

907
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: I went to go see the trash bandas and nobody,

908
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: nobody claimed they had them, so they stole my son.

909
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: So now what you got? I have a gift card

910
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: to sunglasses hut to get me some new My wife

911
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: must have known about this gift because we were going

912
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: to Vegas. I was like, I gotta buy sunglasses. She's like, no,

913
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: I think you should wait. You should wait to get sunglasses.

914
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: Don't get him for Vegas. You don't need sunglasses in Vegas.

915
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's so sunny there, and she was like, no, no,

916
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,839
Speaker 1: And then we go to the pool and I can't

917
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: see anything. I can't see anything because it's so sunny,

918
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: and I was blinded by boobs everywhere, and my sunglasses

919
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: were not on my face. You bring me the next

920
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: fe weren't able to like look at the boobe. It

921
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: was hard. It was hard. H it's another piece of

922
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 1: paper going to Dicks. Someone you Dick. No, they got me.

923
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:48,560
Speaker 1: They got me a gift card to Dick Sporting Goods. Yeah. Hey,

924
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: one of the guys on my soccer team. He works there.

925
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: So like Marvin, No, not Marvin or Mitchell. Not Marvin

926
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: or Mitchell. How much how much of those gift cards?

927
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. I want to know. We're not

928
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: as much as your He needs a kayak. They got

929
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: me a Nashville sc Jars. That's a blue jersey. That's

930
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,320
Speaker 1: a blue jersey. All I have is the yellow. And

931
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: then they got me, Oh what is it? Oh they

932
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 1: got my kids Nashville. I see stuff. Oh my god,

933
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: we're Oh yeah, they got onesies. What that's three of them.

934
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: That's three of them for the new babies. Yeah, because

935
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm having a baby in October. These people post was

936
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 1: for like role play. I always like dressing as a baby.

937
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: He comes out in the onesie. Okay, okay, this isn't

938
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: dressed like his kids are going around the corner. Another

939
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: big gift. Oh, what's It's a new shoe box. I

940
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 1: don't know that it says Nike a poppy. That's g

941
00:47:53,920 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: that's just the box. Some new cleats for the green Eddie.

942
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: I know that he doesn't shop this aisle. But those

943
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: cleats are worth over two dollars, coach, have you ever

944
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 1: worn cleats that nice? Never in my life? I didn't

945
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: think so and there and there, and they're green. Maybe

946
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: you'll score your first goal, coach, us Hey, since I've

947
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: returned to the pitch, I have not scored a goal.

948
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: That's shocker on that one in two seasons. But I've

949
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 1: shored off the pitch. Are nice? Those are real nice.

950
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: I may wear those to dinner tonight. He rips up

951
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: the carpet, walking out. Okay, this has to be it right.

952
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 1: There's two more good grief, guys. It was ridiculous. Final

953
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: gift number one, Final gift number one, But there's two more.

954
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. It looks like a betting. It's over

955
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:03,799
Speaker 1: under the Bears to win seven and a half games.

956
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: They pick the over seven and a half to win

957
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: seventy dollars. How much is the bet seventy dollars to

958
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,280
Speaker 1: win seventy in money. He'll win a hundred and fifty

959
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: or zero on that one. What do you think about that? Bet?

960
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna wine. Well then hey, just

961
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: go ahead and throw that one away. But they got

962
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: a good defense or maybe, but I don't know. It's

963
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: gonna be tough. Is this the last one? Last one?

964
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 1: Do I need it? Oh? My gosh? How big? How big?

965
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: Do I need to have my arms out? It's oh, kys,

966
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: let's go, here we go? Is it coming? They're coming?

967
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: All right? Well? Oh god, that's he. He's got his

968
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 1: eyes closed. That's why he's doing this talk like he

969
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: Where is it? I like to role play in blindfold myself. Oh,

970
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: you were just broken. I just broke it. I don't

971
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: know what this is. Sores Losers Nation cleats in a box.

972
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 1: Take them to a Ruba. They custom design cleats with

973
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 1: Sore Losers Nation only, and they say sports Genius on

974
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: the back. Now, I don't think I'm supposed to wear these.

975
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 1: I think I'm supposed to put them. Know, you wear

976
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:25,439
Speaker 1: that and piss Mitchell and Martin just play where those

977
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: the games? You don't play? Red White and Blue? He says,

978
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: I cheated on the tongue. Uh and bleat take them

979
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: to a ruba. I'll hang up and listen. This is incredible, Like,

980
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 1: I don't know if these are real cleats. They are.

981
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: They smelled like real leather. Look cut. You don't worry

982
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: about messing them up. You never play anyway, so just

983
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:48,919
Speaker 1: wearing in the next game. These are incredible, These are cool.

984
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: Those are badass. So you gotta be two pair of

985
00:50:51,600 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: cleats custom design. Uh listen, I mean that was well

986
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: worth the freaking weight. Now I'm gonna not gonna be able.

987
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: I'll wear one green one. You gotta aquarium too. Yeah,

988
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure what that is. That's just the

989
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: box of the cleats came in. It is real nice.

990
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: I was like, man, dude, it looks like those those

991
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: cases that brother puts signed football. That's what I thought

992
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: those world I thought they were signed by someone. But

993
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: then they're even better their custom designed cleats. Now, let

994
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I want to say thank you

995
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: to everyone. Yes, Eddie Ray, everybody that not even if

996
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: you didn't participate in the gift giving, that you actually

997
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: listen to our podcasts and you enjoy it, and you

998
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: spent your actual money and you spend your time. Are

999
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: you gonna cry? No, I thought I might cry. But

1000
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,879
Speaker 1: here's the thing. We do this podcast, and we think

1001
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 1: it's just just dumb little podcasts that no one listens to.

1002
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,560
Speaker 1: And over the last eight years that we've been doing it,

1003
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: it feels like, hey, ears, our audience is starting to

1004
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: grow and you guys are starting to become like family,

1005
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: and it's so awesome to have Sore Losers Nation, and

1006
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: it feels I am so thankful to you guys for

1007
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: everything you've on and how much love you show us,

1008
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: and this is just incredible. It makes a guy turning

1009
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: forty feel young again. No, not really, because I still

1010
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: feel old, but I really do appreciate it from the

1011
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: bottom of my heart. Amazing, Like, even if you didn't

1012
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 1: participate in the gift giving, just that you listen to

1013
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: us every day or once a week or twice a

1014
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: week or how often you listen. Thank you amazing, and

1015
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: thank you for fulfilling all those teachers whistle wish list

1016
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: on Amazon. Been amazing, coach, you're tripping all over your words. Anyways,

1017
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: those tweets were actually painted by a member of the

1018
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: Sore Losers names Gerald Muriel. No I don't know what

1019
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: that guess was. But but there's someone that does custom

1020
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: shoes on there that I've seen. What about is that

1021
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:47,920
Speaker 1: Caitlin Snelling girl? No, she didn't. She does a lot

1022
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: better stuff than this. Excuse me, that's really nice. No, No,

1023
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: she does like artwork, like paint, Like I take into

1024
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: a ruin that little palm trees on it. Like how

1025
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: do they know my size? Do you mean? Cooks? Do

1026
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,640
Speaker 1: they know everything about us? Like? How do they figut

1027
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: my side? They could tell about your Dane? Did they

1028
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 1: call the SPA? Knew it? You mean Jason? It was

1029
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 1: very small? I got it, pinpointed their own ten and

1030
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: a half. You need his size? Oh size? These are

1031
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 1: so legit. That is so cool. Yeah, I mean did

1032
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: you know these? I did not, dude. Those are like

1033
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: the shoes that the NFL players wear on the field

1034
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: their soccer. This is so cool. We should see if

1035
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 1: an NFL player will wear them on the field. What

1036
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: if you get a place kicker place kicker? What if

1037
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,440
Speaker 1: we get a gift him to Julio Jones? You got

1038
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: his number. I think he's sized fifteen. Though every football

1039
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: player will look at it that is not true. But

1040
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: we all know that's not true. Coach Man, Hey, thank

1041
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,239
Speaker 1: you guys. That was awesome. I don't know, I don't

1042
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: know how you got that all done. That was incredible.

1043
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: A shout out to the Facebook dog Chris putting it

1044
00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: all together and then everybody monetarily supporting that mission to

1045
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: get busily. Good birthday man, that's incredible. Have you have

1046
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 1: you talked about well, we're trying to plan No, okay,

1047
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,799
Speaker 1: so we're gonna do golf, but not going to call

1048
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 1: anybody but golf. We're trying to play golf today. But

1049
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: on Monday, we'll talk fantasy football. We'll talk fantasy what

1050
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: about it, talk about Fantasy sworldersers. We're talking about how

1051
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: I may not play fantasy football this year. Okay, I

1052
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,920
Speaker 1: think we should leak this one a day early. No,

1053
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 1: we're not gonna leak anything. How would you go back?

1054
00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,320
Speaker 1: If this is Friday? How would we leak it on Friday?

1055
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,319
Speaker 1: If it's already Friday, you know what, leak it. It'll

1056
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: just come out at If it's Thursday, then it could

1057
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: be a leak of Friday. All right, Well, incredible, thank

1058
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: you guys so much. Really, like, I mean, that's good.

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00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 1: Cool that Eddie videoed it. I did, Yeah, he got

1060
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: he got a picture weight. That's cool that you videoed

1061
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: it from the beginning. Do you want you want a

1062
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: five minute video? This guy going, hey, I got a dick.

1063
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: I mean, some people are bored. There were jobs. Oh man,

1064
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: all right, let's go home. Happy Friday. Let's go hit

1065
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: the golf course. We're going that's supposed to join the dude.

1066
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: The swore Losers Nation is going to play golf together.

1067
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: This is the first time in a long long time

1068
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:19,240
Speaker 1: Friday winking? Ray are you drinking? Yeah, coach, I always

1069
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: usually do a four and then I quit it on

1070
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: the last three. Try and sweat it out. You're drinking? No,

1071
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 1: probably not. You get on crown. I'm good on crown up.

1072
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Speaker 1: And I'm telling you. There was a Tuesday the bag

1073
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:35,640
Speaker 1: Eddie and I were playing and we roll up, we

1074
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 1: roll up to the water cooler at number seven, and

1075
00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,880
Speaker 1: the guys that were on number nine. Time wasn't It

1076
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: was eleven thirty in the morning, and they go, they

1077
00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:46,400
Speaker 1: pull up to the water cooler, They're going to number nine.

1078
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,359
Speaker 1: We're going to number seven. The water coolers in the middle,

1079
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,359
Speaker 1: and they go, are you good on crown? They had

1080
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: a big old bottle Crown. They had drinking half the

1081
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: bottle already. And I'm like, guys, it is a Tuesday morning.

1082
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: You didn't relax. It could be their day off. Less stress,

1083
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: more life. I like the guys, all right, And that's

1084
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: the Store of Losers podcast. What do we say? Ray?

1085
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: More sports, less lifestyle, and we'll see you tomorrow. Hang

1086
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: up and listen and I'll see you guys next time.

1087
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,240
Speaker 1: That's the rest of the story. Shoot him out? Should

1088
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 1: we shoot the mask? That a buzzer? Let's try. Let's

1089
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,439
Speaker 1: see how we're for all our vets out there. Don't

1090
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: say that. What no, I'm saying give it an old

1091
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: ear muffs. I didn't like that as much. That's ridiculous.

1092
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Let's go to Dicks. I'll drive you, okay, dude,

1093
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: how do they do that? Mean? Like, how do you

1094
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 1: do that? What do you mean? Bringers? Dude? Those are sick?

1095
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,399
Speaker 1: I mean painted doesn't like you do that. I guess

1096
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,400
Speaker 1: you do that on the website or what they mailed

1097
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,920
Speaker 1: you in this box or did you put them in

1098
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,760
Speaker 1: this ray? Yeah, coach, I built the box. People actually

1099
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:58,880
Speaker 1: worked on this. That's legit. Coach. You better wear. Those

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Speaker 1: green ones are over Twitter fifty as insane