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Speaker 1: It's another Jebile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

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Speaker 1: what's up?

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Speaker 2: Who is this?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Hi? My name is Petekins.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling from cable and I'm responding to a few

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Speaker 3: emails that we've gotten.

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Speaker 1: Is this Jordan? Yeah, what's up? Chicken butt? Sorry about that?

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Speaker 3: Just joking around here, Okay, yeah, I just had some

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Speaker 3: eggs for breakfast, so.

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Speaker 1: That's great thinking about I'm chickens, got chickens on the brain.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm glad you had eggs for rerecords. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 2: it's been over several times to fix our Wi Fi

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Speaker 2: and it's still not working. So I need to know

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Speaker 2: what's going.

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Speaker 1: On, you know what?

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Speaker 3: You know how they say locally sourced and things like

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Speaker 3: that when you get eggs from a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: A lot of times are you.

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Speaker 2: Calling from the cable company. I'm not sure what's going on.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah I am, and yeah, sorry about that. I

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Speaker 3: just got chickens on the brain. I just had some

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Speaker 3: delicious eggs. But anyway, yes, okay, so here you're having

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Speaker 3: a problem with your WIFEI real quick. I just wanted

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Speaker 3: to ask you. You know how they say locally sourced

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Speaker 3: eggs and stuff like that. Sure, do you know how

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Speaker 3: that happens that they just have chickens? Like, is it

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Speaker 3: just a house down the street that has chickens?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Listen, I'm really sorry, but I don't

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Speaker 2: really care about eggs right now. I don't really want

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Speaker 2: my wife I fixed. So can we get to the point.

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Speaker 3: Yes, well, my point with that question was like, I

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Speaker 3: wonder are the chickens warm and the eggs or are

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Speaker 3: the humans warm and the eggs?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 1: Please? Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're having some issues with your wee fee, yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: so tell me about it.

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Speaker 1: You guys are just.

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Speaker 2: Kept coming over and trying to fix it, and we

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Speaker 2: keep getting pissed off the internet. And if I get on,

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Speaker 2: it's just moving so flow. I can't watch any videos,

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Speaker 2: I can't work, I can't do anything.

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Speaker 1: Gobbles gone on for too long. Gobble gobble, excuse me? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was out loud. That wasn't a chicken sound.

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Speaker 1: That's a turkey's gobble right in chicken's clock.

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Speaker 2: Can I I'm sorry? Can I speak to someone else

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Speaker 2: about what your manager around?

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Speaker 3: You want to speak to a manager about the chickens stuff,

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Speaker 3: the chicken questions.

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Speaker 2: No, the wi fi?

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, I'm so sorry about that. Sometimes I just

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Speaker 3: get so focused on one fact and I just can't

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Speaker 3: let go. So can you do me a favor if

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Speaker 3: you could google an answer for me, then I could

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Speaker 3: get to move it on to your question.

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Speaker 2: I can't google anything. I told you.

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Speaker 1: Our wife doesn't work.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, so yes, please describe it to me one

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Speaker 3: more time.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: I just had breakfast, some delicious eggs, and I just

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Speaker 3: can't stop thinking.

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Speaker 2: Can you just let me speak to someone else. I

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Speaker 2: can't do this anymore.

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Speaker 1: Can you give me one more chance?

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Speaker 2: Fine, but just stay on track and talk about my WiFi.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what was the problem? So have you tried

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Speaker 1: restarting your PCCK router forgot? How is that as it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on over there if you're

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Speaker 2: well mentally. But yes, we've restarted the router four hundred times.

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Speaker 2: That's what they ask us every time to do, and

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Speaker 2: it doesn't work. I need to speak with someone who knows.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, stop, you are so rude.

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Speaker 1: I'm not meaning to be rude. I'm still sorry.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I described this to you, but

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Speaker 3: I had some delicious eggs and I just cannot stop

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Speaker 3: thinking about them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, enough, you were literally the worst customer service person

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Speaker 2: I have ever encountered. You won't answer a question that

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Speaker 2: I asked. You're making weird noises. I'm sorry, but you

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Speaker 2: know what, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. Cancel my service?

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Speaker 2: So you know what?

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Speaker 1: You know what for?

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Speaker 2: You cancel my clucking service? Idiot?

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Speaker 3: Okay, now that was very well timed. I'd rather not cancel, though.

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Speaker 3: Is there a way that I can ask you to

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Speaker 3: not talk to my manager and maybe we can I

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Speaker 3: can help you with your issue here with the WiFi.

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Speaker 2: No, put me on the phone with your manager, right?

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Speaker 3: How about I just tell you that your boyfriend Darren

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Speaker 3: say yep for a phone prank?

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Speaker 1: Probably easier.

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Speaker 3: Wait what Yeah, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show

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Speaker 3: doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Darren

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Speaker 3: set you up.

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Speaker 1: No, he didn't, it's a joke. I said. You guys just.

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Speaker 3: Moved in together and you're having trouble with the Wi Fi,

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Speaker 3: so you wanted me to just frustrate you a little

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Speaker 3: bit more.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I wouldn't believe I was talking to someone.

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Speaker 1: Stupid wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks,