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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty little secret. Sign

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret text in four one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now? Is somebody to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? It's always awkward because we don't know

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Speaker 1: their name because everybody's anonymous. So what's up? How are you?

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Speaker 1: What's up? I'm good? How are you doing great? What's up?

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Speaker 1: Could you go? Kay Bassa? Remember that? No? I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: You don't remember that commercial? Do you remember? I don't

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Speaker 1: even know your name? Kay Basa? You know the commercial? Non?

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Speaker 1: Come on? Are you? What are you talking about? What

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Speaker 1: was it? Full? It was like some sort of like

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Speaker 1: dorito commercial or like beverage commercial? And it was like

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid. It's not the what's up? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah? Like there was another one. I don't remember. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's let's exit this conversation with you might be trip.

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Speaker 1: I continue to just like mouth. I mean it sounds funny.

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Speaker 1: I think you should do it anyway? Can you do

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Speaker 1: that on the phone? Okay? No, that works, same thing,

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Speaker 1: but not so try it English? Okay, well, um, take

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Speaker 1: your tongue out. It's like this, try this, try this.

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Speaker 1: I know you're trying to I know you're trying to

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Speaker 1: get out of it. I know you're trying to get

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Speaker 1: out of it. But we'll help you, will do with you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: on purpose to hear you, but anyway, all right, so

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Speaker 1: let's go. What's your dirty little secret? Well, my dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is that one day my mom told me

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Speaker 1: to take her car home because I had to go

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Speaker 1: to work and told me to get ready. And I

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Speaker 1: was still in high school. So instead of going to work,

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Speaker 1: I went to a friend's house, okay, and you know,

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Speaker 1: we hold out and chilled, and then when it was

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Speaker 1: time to go, I told him, know why whatever, and

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Speaker 1: I was starting to back out, and I backed out

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Speaker 1: introduced ginormous tree. I mean, you can't even miss it.

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Speaker 1: I just got of learning how to drive, and I

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Speaker 1: didn't look in the back of mirror and I completely

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Speaker 1: missed it and it shattered the back windshield. Right, I

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Speaker 1: had to go to work. I had to go to work.

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Speaker 1: So I went to work and I parked in the

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Speaker 1: very back of the parking lot because I was I

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Speaker 1: didn't want anybody else to hit the car, you know.

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Speaker 1: And I got into work and I was list there

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Speaker 1: for about an hour and a half and my manager

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Speaker 1: comes up and she's like, hey, don youbody know anybody

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Speaker 1: was this kind of car? And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's my most car. What's I think? Like, I

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Speaker 1: didn't know what's going on. And they were like, well,

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Speaker 1: it looks like somebody hits the car. And I was like, oh, really,

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Speaker 1: my mom is gonna kill me, you know, And so

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Speaker 1: they called me to call my mom. And my mom

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Speaker 1: got there. She's looking at the car. She's all devastated.

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Speaker 1: And what they called the cops to get involved and

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Speaker 1: what's going on? And what the cops says, well, they

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Speaker 1: can't do anything without a license, like to see who

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Speaker 1: hit the car. So what my manager did was they

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Speaker 1: went on the camera car and I thought, lucky because

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Speaker 1: this is how I got a way to live in

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Speaker 1: other days, because I was going to say from the

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Speaker 1: sun had a glare on the camera exactly where I

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Speaker 1: was carved at the prime I came to work. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Years and I still never told my mom that's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, as she doesn't know. But what a

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Speaker 1: crazy luck because the sun wasn't doing that at the camera,

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Speaker 1: they would have seen you pull up, get out of

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Speaker 1: the car with that broken window, but instead the universe

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Speaker 1: hooked you up that day. Yeah, did you ever feel bad?

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Speaker 1: Like when you got home and stuff and your mom's

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Speaker 1: like going, oh my god, are we're gonna catch that?

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Speaker 1: I did feel bad about it, But then my mom

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Speaker 1: gave the car to my older brothers um because her

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Speaker 1: husband bought her a new one, and he eventually wrecked

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Speaker 1: it in like a less than a month, and I

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Speaker 1: had to go to the junk yard anyway, so I

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Speaker 1: stopped feeling bad about it. And since a junkyard, I

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Speaker 1: don't yeah, I don't think it matters. Okay, how long

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Speaker 1: has it been since that? I was probably in like

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Speaker 1: eleventh grade of like fifteen, sixteen or seventeen or like eighteen,

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Speaker 1: and I am twenty two. Okay, you should tell your

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Speaker 1: mom tho, I should actually think it's funny. Yeah, now

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Speaker 1: it would be funny. Well, she's going she listens, she listens,

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Speaker 1: all right, so she's you're kind of telling her that,

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Speaker 1: what's surprised, mom? Yeah? Goo, good John telling your mom

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Speaker 1: you dirty little cigare right now. And that's an awesome story.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. The Jebel Show on Demand