WEBVTT - Drews hole is sentient

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome for this episode of Emergency Intercrop Guy. Something really

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<v Speaker 1>big happened today. What I lost my virginity this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? And I know it's weird that it happened at

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<v Speaker 1>like six am.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait to who.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oh my god, you're like actually fucking funding me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already sharing so much information.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know them. They go to a different school,

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<v Speaker 2>Like hello, like, are you lying? Like what that?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually didn't want to say because it was your

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<v Speaker 1>fucking mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's literally my mom's birthday tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's why I because I took her virginity too,

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<v Speaker 1>which is weird because you're here.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, m she lied to you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she was a virgin. She everywhere?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that total fucking slag too, slag, total fucking slag.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sweaty today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been really hot in the house. It's back to

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<v Speaker 1>being hot. Look, it's literally ninety.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine degrees Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I know if the sun is walking in, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>literally ninety nine degrees in here, so fucking hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That being said, I'm really sorry. And all I can

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<v Speaker 1>say is I'm just gonna go off my note. And

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<v Speaker 1>this has nothing to do with you. But I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe people feel embarrassed but doing things in public, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I I forgot who I was talking to. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like walking around with like this group of friends

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<v Speaker 1>and one of them was like, you are like too crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't think I could ever hang out with

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<v Speaker 1>you alone because of like how loud I laugh. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm so quick to make jokes about everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're a funny girl. You make people. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like a comedian girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Things that been to me. But I'm just too funny

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<v Speaker 1>and too loud and rambunctious for a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 1>But genuinely, I think the one video that comes to

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<v Speaker 1>mind that I know everybody will know when we reference

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<v Speaker 1>it was me yelling in the elevator like stairwell at

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<v Speaker 1>the mall and people being like, how is she doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like how is she not embarrassed? Like, oh, we can't

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<v Speaker 1>take you anywhere? Crazy. I'm fucking crazy because it's fucking

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<v Speaker 1>funny and it's literally so hilarious to be so loud,

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<v Speaker 1>to make people look at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally who cares? Because those people, I am genuinely convinced,

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<v Speaker 2>like ninety eight percent of the people that are around

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<v Speaker 2>me at all times, at any given moment genuinely aren't

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<v Speaker 2>real and like that might make me a narcissist or

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<v Speaker 2>a sociopath, but like, I don't believe it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>buying it. I'm not real, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm what's don't hey, don't You're not supposed to do

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<v Speaker 1>that publicly. Don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hiding in plain sight, babes, Like if you do it, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, like he would never if he was

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<v Speaker 2>actually in the Illuminati, he would never actually do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, okay, I mean I'm I'm fucking it up

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<v Speaker 1>now because now they will cut that out.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's all in plain sidebabes. Okay, we're good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, so that wasn't real. But yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about that because I just don't feel embarrassed. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>the things I feel embarrassed over are like it comes

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<v Speaker 1>and goes so quickly, and I'm not one of those

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<v Speaker 1>people who sits and remembers things that embarrassed me. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't think of a single thing that happened that I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, that was so embarrassing and humiliating. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I almost passed out. I wanted to throw up, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was so uncomfortable because genuinely, if I do feel embarrassment, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>it goes away so fast, like I'm like, oh, that

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<v Speaker 1>was embarrassing, and I almost say it like like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just mimicking the humans around me. I'm like, guys, that

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<v Speaker 1>was so embarrassing because I think it was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be and I just have to say it so people

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<v Speaker 1>don't think I'm crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when I do. When I get like, there are

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<v Speaker 2>a few specific things come to my brain when I

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<v Speaker 2>think of like times I've been actually embarrassed. One of

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<v Speaker 2>them is farting in front of my whole class year

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<v Speaker 2>and reading time in like second grade, most horrifying experience

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<v Speaker 2>of my life. Like I guys, I didn't fart in

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<v Speaker 2>front of anybody, even like in public, Like I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>fart any in front of my friends, in front of

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<v Speaker 2>my family, in front of my twin fucking sister. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't fight in front of anybody until I would.

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<v Speaker 2>I know how to make my fart silent because I

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<v Speaker 2>have a big, gaping butthole and it's just so super

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<v Speaker 2>stressed out there, Like oh, it just like breathed, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a breath, it's like ever it's collapsed to a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. Yeah, but it would or I didn't far

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<v Speaker 2>in front of anybody until maybe this year, like maybe

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<v Speaker 2>last year at the most, because like it for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>fart's like like they're hilarious to me when they're not mine,

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<v Speaker 2>but like my own, Like I was just like indoctrinated

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<v Speaker 2>into this like anti fart household where it was just

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<v Speaker 2>not funny, Like no, not even my brothers farted in.

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<v Speaker 1>Front of me, like that's disgusting, don't fart.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it wasn't even like that. Just none of us

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<v Speaker 2>farted in front of each other like it. It was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Spoke in shame. Yeah, wow, that hard for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It was pretty difficult. What was I even saying about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Because we're talking about times I'm embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's funny because the most wet shit like.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes it wasn't wet. It was shitty, like it

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<v Speaker 2>was a shitty dookie fart, but it was not wet, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally like that, like it came out of the ass

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<v Speaker 1>of somebody who just want a hot dog eating.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me why. When I was in the bathroom. After that,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, why was that like one of

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<v Speaker 2>my greatest acting performances of my life? Because I was

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<v Speaker 2>like I like every once in a while, like I'll

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<v Speaker 2>hear a sound and like get PTSD written and freak

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<v Speaker 2>out and think someone's in the house, and like I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be like, wait, wait, POSITIV, what is that puzz that

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<v Speaker 2>buzz that hurry? And then it turns out to be

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<v Speaker 2>our neighbors walking up the stairs or some bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like before I let out this like diabolical, demented, disgusting,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking biggest part of my life, I made a big

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<v Speaker 2>fart on my butt. I was like, I gave you

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<v Speaker 2>this performance. I was like wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>like pause that what does that sound? And then I

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<v Speaker 2>bent over and.

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<v Speaker 1>Went It was like it was like, yeah, it was long,

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<v Speaker 1>really like insane.

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<v Speaker 5>It took shapes of its tone, and me and Josiah

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<v Speaker 5>literally were so shocked by it.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't even say anything. We were just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so loud that my cup was you were

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<v Speaker 1>next to the table, my cup was on, and I

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<v Speaker 1>moved my cup because I literally got the intrusive thought

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<v Speaker 1>that I would get like pink eye or like something

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<v Speaker 1>shitty flakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's answer it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Are my god? Human? Human? Human?

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<v Speaker 2>Huehuman human, click and over again. Guys, if you ever

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<v Speaker 2>are talking to a robot and you want to speak to.

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<v Speaker 1>Human, Hi, I'm good. What about you?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a robot? Are you a robot? Are you? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you a robot?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? This is a robot?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you a robot?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a robot?

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<v Speaker 2>I really want to speak to human guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, life, I'm serious because we still haven't paid our

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like I was like, wait because I heard

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<v Speaker 2>sounds in the backyard this morning, and I was like, oh, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>they're we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing the thing. This is so annoying that we're still

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. We'll pay it, We'll pay it before we

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<v Speaker 1>go away for vacation. But we haven't paid our power

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<v Speaker 1>and our gas. And every time I hear sounds in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning of like men around the house, I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna turn off my water, They're gonna turf the heater.

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<v Speaker 2>Same but life tip if you're ever speaking to a

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<v Speaker 2>robot and you want to speak to human, just say human, human,

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<v Speaker 2>human and clicking one one one one over and over again,

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<v Speaker 2>and it overloads their system or some ship because like

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<v Speaker 2>it has worked without fail Like that's.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing else in this life that makes you more

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<v Speaker 1>angry than talking.

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<v Speaker 2>To Like no, it's it's really like one they're replacing jobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Two I don't want to speak to a stupid fucking robot,

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally, what the oh my god, AI has been

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<v Speaker 2>in front of us this entire time, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to speak to a robot. I want to speak

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<v Speaker 2>to a human, like I don't know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how to explain it. It's just like literally not chill,

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<v Speaker 2>not fucking chill, like nasty boots, Like I fucking hate robot.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when they first started in plot putting in self

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<v Speaker 1>checkouts and literally the whole Internet exploded and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're mating our end. Self checkout is the devil. It

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<v Speaker 1>literally is, because like now they just fucking take pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of your face all day and scan your shopping habits

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<v Speaker 1>and they're collecting that on all of us, which I

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<v Speaker 1>keep saying that and I'm afraid of and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it means. But also that makes you mad,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm trying to think of something else. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what makes me that mad? Like that genuinely pisses you off?

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<v Speaker 1>And I think what genuinely pisses me off is people

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<v Speaker 1>chewing sounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like it's that is the one thing that you

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<v Speaker 2>cannot do.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, genuinely, no matter how much I love you,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how close we are, if you are chewing

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<v Speaker 1>like a fucking animal around me, I will actually cume,

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<v Speaker 1>okay and off.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is is it's not even chewing like an animal.

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<v Speaker 2>It is literally just natural human chewing sounds. Like I

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<v Speaker 2>could be like like twice and then you'll be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>like you need to fucking stop now, Like I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>fucking kidding, like I'm gonna fucking come myself. You need

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<v Speaker 2>to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Times like it hits a part of my brain, and

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<v Speaker 1>then sometimes it doesn't because like like Hi, chewing gum

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<v Speaker 1>the other day, literally, oh my god, it was driving

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<v Speaker 1>me fucking crazy. And Josi eating his fucking carrots. He

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<v Speaker 1>was actually eating them like a fucking child though, because

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<v Speaker 1>he was crunching on them and chewing with his mouth

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<v Speaker 1>really loud open, because I think he liked hearing the

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<v Speaker 1>crunch sounds. But I couldn't do it, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>freaking me the fuck out and chewing just like it

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<v Speaker 1>hits a primal part of my body and brain that

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely triggers caveman like anger. Like I want if there

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<v Speaker 1>was a rock around me when somebody was chewing on

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<v Speaker 1>food and it hit my brain that way, I think

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<v Speaker 1>I would bludget them to toth.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my god, you're fucking crazy. It's sis. It

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<v Speaker 2>is never that deep like it is literally you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean though, Like it's just like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Goes like it oh, like a spot, yeah, like a blackout,

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<v Speaker 2>like a seeing red.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know it's such a stupid thing to get

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<v Speaker 1>that angry over, but I genuinely can't stop it. Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's not by choice, it just takes over me.

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<v Speaker 2>Something else is when I'm driving and someone honks at

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<v Speaker 2>me even if I'm in the wrong, Like I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>like shut the fuck up, Like you're literally like a coward.

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<v Speaker 2>You have Napoleon complex. You're a small little man, then

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<v Speaker 2>you need to use your big horn because you aren't

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<v Speaker 2>hurt in your life and your wife is cheating on

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<v Speaker 2>you and you're being cuckholded by your boss and like

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<v Speaker 2>exactly it's crazy, Like I'm literally getting angry about it,

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<v Speaker 2>like thinking about it, but like literally anytime I drive now,

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<v Speaker 2>like I get road rage, but only for like thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>thirteen seconds, like someone like I don't remember what it was,

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<v Speaker 2>but I started chasing after them, and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what am I doing? And I'm about to miss my turns?

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<v Speaker 2>So I got a turn. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it was that guy who you were going the

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<v Speaker 1>speed limit and literally behind you he was tailing your

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<v Speaker 1>ass and honking at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then sped around me and Kia Soul. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a Kia Soul. I'm sorry, love, if you

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<v Speaker 2>drive a kiasaw like sis, you're over Like it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Hamster commercial really get you like that? How did they

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<v Speaker 1>get you?

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<v Speaker 4>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Those commercials are actually.

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<v Speaker 1>So you were lit but then like you were into

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<v Speaker 1>it and all it took was blinking your eyes once

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<v Speaker 1>to realize you were watching cgi hamsters dance around a

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<v Speaker 1>tiny car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. You know what other commercials like ingrained in my

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<v Speaker 2>brain forever. The Gatorade commercials where they were sweating gatorade

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<v Speaker 2>out of their pores. Like some of the hardest like

0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:41.080
<v Speaker 2>commercial graphics ever. I've been like obsessed with like promotional

0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:45.400
<v Speaker 2>campaigns recently, Like obviously we all know the kill Bill campaign,

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<v Speaker 2>like slashing blood, sprang all all over the wall, like

0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.640
<v Speaker 2>that vibe, like creative, Like I think it was like

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<v Speaker 2>Coca Cola that did like showers. No, no, no, it

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<v Speaker 2>was Sprite maybe or vitamin water, but like basically they

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<v Speaker 2>went they built like showers at a beach that were

0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:07.959
<v Speaker 2>shaped like fountain sodas like you know, and they were

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<v Speaker 2>showers that you push a button and it rains on you.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was a promotional campaign for like Sprite or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally love gorilla marketing.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the what's the other one? There was like

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<v Speaker 1>a it's like a Mercedes. One was a BMW. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like you start going fast enough, then you'll look

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<v Speaker 1>like us. And it was like the Mercedes logo spinning

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<v Speaker 1>fast enough that it looked like a BMW logo was

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<v Speaker 1>on one and had to have done a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of mess Yeah, because what the fuck are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you conceive that? Genuinely?

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<v Speaker 1>What are we talking about right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Also just like that BMW Mercedes like mutual symbiotic beef,

0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.480
<v Speaker 2>public beef, but behind the closed doors, like everybody's winning

0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.240
<v Speaker 2>was so sick, literally so sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I keep thinking about all the weird ship that

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<v Speaker 1>happened in middle school that I have kind of talked to.

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<v Speaker 1>I talked tot, but I need to talk about again.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just thinking about, like my first kiss

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<v Speaker 1>the other day, like my first proper makeout kiss. What

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<v Speaker 1>you've never made out with someone?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely fucking not are.

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<v Speaker 1>Saving yourselfs on that? Yes, okay, if I'm a slut,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a freak.

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<v Speaker 2>What now I'm a holy man? I'm a holy man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know some holes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I got fucking gaping holes?

0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Was it you? But if you've heard this story, just

0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking listen to it again. I don't fucking care.

0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.880
<v Speaker 2>But me us to each other after every fucking story ever,

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<v Speaker 2>thirty six times, we have these same conversations every single

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<v Speaker 2>fucking day. It's really really crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>The only new things are like mic drops of the

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<v Speaker 1>really sad, dark shit that's happened in our life where

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<v Speaker 1>we're just guys. Sorry, it's your last day.

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<v Speaker 2>This is June thirteenth, the last day I'm hitting this.

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<v Speaker 2>This will probably come out two or three weeks after

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<v Speaker 2>the fact. I'm not hitting this anymore. I was aware

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<v Speaker 2>I'm holding it down. It's for my beautiful mother. Happy

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<v Speaker 2>birthday to you, and we don't want to get a

0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:23.600
<v Speaker 2>copywritten strike love you, Mom, Happy Birthday. My mom listens

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<v Speaker 2>to every single episode of me talking about spraying shit

0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:30.880
<v Speaker 2>and poop out of my buttt and farts.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my parents don't, which is like actually kind of sad,

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<v Speaker 1>but I guess my mom literally wouldn't understand. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>what is she going to be listening for? But I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to, Yeah, I wanted to reiterate my first kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you've heard it, I'm sorry because I have

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<v Speaker 1>told it like eight times because it's actually probably the

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<v Speaker 1>funniest story ever to me. So it was like six

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<v Speaker 1>or seventh grade and I was just started to date

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<v Speaker 1>this kid because for Valentine's Day. Okay, I mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>it's only natural.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmm, it's natural for men today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean, okay, he courted me.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't court him, okay, but you still pursued it.

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<v Speaker 1>But also me saying courted over seventh grade like foolishness. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So setting in the scene, it's like six nth grade

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<v Speaker 1>take cares on the radio all the fucking time. You

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<v Speaker 1>already know the vibes. The vibes are elite for Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets me this really big thing like seventh grade.

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<v Speaker 2>I think your first kids the seventh grade. Holy shit,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually do think it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was sixth grade, but I don't remember, like because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a fucking loser, like I lost my first kiss

0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:50.720
<v Speaker 1>really fucking easy. Actually never damn sorry, keep going on

0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:57.120
<v Speaker 1>something else. Wow, your virginity, not my virginity. I did

0:16:57.160 --> 0:17:01.680
<v Speaker 1>lose my virginity when I was eighteen. Wow, because I

0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:04.320
<v Speaker 1>am a law abiding citizen.

0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I lost mine to a thirty something year old when

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<v Speaker 2>I was sixteen. I wish that was a joke. I

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<v Speaker 2>know it's not military vibes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, that's what I was gonna say. I was going

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<v Speaker 1>to say something.

0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.280
<v Speaker 2>And I lied and said I was joining the army too.

0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh, you are a part of the army.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll tell that story another day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one day, one day, coming soon, but whatever, we

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<v Speaker 1>start dating on Valentine's Day. This is just a cute

0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:45.680
<v Speaker 1>thing to mention. I was really into Palmer Clay during

0:17:45.720 --> 0:17:48.080
<v Speaker 1>the time, so I made him and he was like

0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:51.320
<v Speaker 1>his cousins and him were all like graph writers, and

0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:55.840
<v Speaker 1>he would right his name with the Superman S. So

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<v Speaker 1>I made him a Superman logo.

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<v Speaker 2>He's such a toy, Yeah, a toy.

0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.480
<v Speaker 1>He's like, not really about it. But I made him

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<v Speaker 1>a Superman logo pendant and gave him a necklace with

0:18:07.720 --> 0:18:10.200
<v Speaker 1>that pendant on it. That's so cute for Valentine's Day,

0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:11.959
<v Speaker 1>and he probably got in was like, bitch, I do

0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:13.600
<v Speaker 1>not want to wear this because he never wore.

0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:15.960
<v Speaker 2>But it's like exposing himself.

0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like embarrassing too. It's just too much. But

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<v Speaker 1>that was my cute gift. And while I was making it,

0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:22.800
<v Speaker 1>take cares playing and I was like I would take

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<v Speaker 1>care of him. I was like, I literally would take

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<v Speaker 1>care of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I had that feeling.

0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.960
<v Speaker 1>It's crazy you've had it once and then it blew

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<v Speaker 1>up in your face and like set your life on fire.

0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not even there. Also, it's not even that

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<v Speaker 2>like my walls are built up. It's just like no

0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:42.760
<v Speaker 2>one is intriguing.

0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:46.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I feel like you're also at the age

0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:49.120
<v Speaker 1>now where you know so many cool people, so finding

0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:51.719
<v Speaker 1>someone is like only harder. Does that make sense? I

0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:54.680
<v Speaker 1>feel like when you get all the dating shit out young,

0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:56.359
<v Speaker 1>it's like Okay, I know what I like. I know

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<v Speaker 1>what I don't like, Like easy said and done and

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<v Speaker 1>then and you're used to like the game of it,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can date really easy, but since you haven't,

0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:09.600
<v Speaker 1>it's like too much to just jump in with a

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<v Speaker 1>random Yeah that feels crazy, I feel I bet no.

0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:15.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like, why would I literally ever do that?

0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:17.159
<v Speaker 1>Why would I do that when I know some of

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<v Speaker 1>the close.

0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:21.280
<v Speaker 2>People, like genuinely I have like more than enough love

0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.080
<v Speaker 2>from the people that I surround myself with that like

0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I will literally just have sex with people when I

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<v Speaker 2>need it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, when your urges.

0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, when my primary urg.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is besides the point. That was just a

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<v Speaker 1>cute thing. So we're dating for I don't remember how long,

0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:43.080
<v Speaker 1>but we were all friends with the same people. And

0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:45.520
<v Speaker 1>our mutual close friend I'll just say I think this

0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:48.399
<v Speaker 1>was this was her nicknames, I'll just say it. Our

0:19:48.480 --> 0:19:51.480
<v Speaker 1>mutual friend c C was like, y'all like need to

0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:53.520
<v Speaker 1>make out, like you haven't made out yet, And I

0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:55.080
<v Speaker 1>was like, I know, but I'm just like nervous, like

0:19:55.080 --> 0:19:56.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to make out, Like I don't know,

0:19:56.560 --> 0:19:58.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know. She's like, oh, my god,

0:19:58.600 --> 0:20:00.920
<v Speaker 1>like everybody wants to make out, you need to make

0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:02.919
<v Speaker 1>out with him. And I was like, okay, fine, like

0:20:02.960 --> 0:20:05.600
<v Speaker 1>I'll fucking make out with him, which is like such

0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:07.760
<v Speaker 1>a funny conversation be happening in the middle of what

0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:09.960
<v Speaker 1>like English class? What the fuck are we talking about?

0:20:10.320 --> 0:20:13.200
<v Speaker 1>And so I didn't have the same class with him.

0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:16.199
<v Speaker 1>I had like a band's class, while they had you

0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:19.600
<v Speaker 1>were in band like history. Uh no, not by like choice,

0:20:19.600 --> 0:20:21.920
<v Speaker 1>They just like had us in a musical class. I

0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:25.359
<v Speaker 1>never touched a fucking instrument in my life. Nerd. Okay, well,

0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:27.320
<v Speaker 1>I was a slut, so I couldn't have been a nerd,

0:20:27.359 --> 0:20:29.240
<v Speaker 1>but I guess I was like a nerdy slut. Hybrid

0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:35.199
<v Speaker 1>you were bad teachers, Yeah, I was like hybrid the stone.

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<v Speaker 1>But basically they told me to skip class because all

0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:42.320
<v Speaker 1>his friends were in his class. So I skipped class

0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:46.320
<v Speaker 1>while they had lunch and went to the whole way

0:20:47.040 --> 0:20:49.239
<v Speaker 1>while they they all came back from lunch early so

0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:52.159
<v Speaker 1>they could watch us make out. And I stood in

0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:54.159
<v Speaker 1>the hallway with this kid and made out with him

0:20:54.200 --> 0:20:58.359
<v Speaker 1>while all our friends stood around us and watched, Like

0:20:58.480 --> 0:21:01.239
<v Speaker 1>the weirdest shit ever. They all just stood around and

0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:05.000
<v Speaker 1>watched it sucked balls, he got spit all over my face.

0:21:05.080 --> 0:21:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I was so uncomfortable. I fucking hated it.

0:21:07.040 --> 0:21:09.520
<v Speaker 2>It was so weird when you know, like that post

0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:12.159
<v Speaker 2>like makeout, dried spitch.

0:21:11.840 --> 0:21:15.399
<v Speaker 1>No, literally like wiping my mouth on my sleeve. I

0:21:15.440 --> 0:21:19.439
<v Speaker 1>was like, okay, and I just backed up. And then

0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:22.520
<v Speaker 1>their teacher came to like let them in the room

0:21:22.600 --> 0:21:24.640
<v Speaker 1>and looked at me and was like, Andy, you don't

0:21:24.640 --> 0:21:26.040
<v Speaker 1>have this class right now. I was like, oh, my

0:21:26.080 --> 0:21:28.520
<v Speaker 1>teacher let me like come in whatever. And then she

0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:30.560
<v Speaker 1>like looked at us all and she was like, what

0:21:30.600 --> 0:21:33.080
<v Speaker 1>were y'all doing? And I was like, we weren't doing anything,

0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:36.240
<v Speaker 1>and then proceeded to give us a lecture, like a

0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:40.719
<v Speaker 1>really religious lecture about how you should be dating to Mary.

0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:43.560
<v Speaker 1>People don't date for fun. You date to Mary to

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<v Speaker 1>find your significant other, but the rest of your life

0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:49.199
<v Speaker 1>you dating is a fun activity. You're supposed to be

0:21:49.200 --> 0:21:50.720
<v Speaker 1>doing it to lock it down. And she looked at

0:21:50.760 --> 0:21:51.840
<v Speaker 1>me and she was like, do you want to bet

0:21:51.840 --> 0:21:53.000
<v Speaker 1>with him for the rest of your life? And I

0:21:53.040 --> 0:21:54.480
<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't know, because I was literally in

0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:57.439
<v Speaker 1>fucking like six or seventh grade. I was like And

0:21:57.480 --> 0:22:00.399
<v Speaker 1>then she sent me to the Vice Prince and I

0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:04.520
<v Speaker 1>got what PET for skipping class. So she not only

0:22:04.560 --> 0:22:07.800
<v Speaker 1>did she ruin my vibe, she was literally a boner kill.

0:22:08.359 --> 0:22:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she ruined the vibe.

0:22:11.320 --> 0:22:13.840
<v Speaker 1>And she sent me to what my school called PET,

0:22:14.160 --> 0:22:17.359
<v Speaker 1>which was physical torture and I had to do crab

0:22:17.400 --> 0:22:19.879
<v Speaker 1>walks in the hot sun for a lame ass kiss.

0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:22.639
<v Speaker 1>But the funniest part is after doing all that, I

0:22:22.760 --> 0:22:26.080
<v Speaker 1>go home and my friend Cec calls me. She's like,

0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:27.840
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, we didn't get to talk, like how

0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:30.359
<v Speaker 1>was it? And I was just like, oh, yeah, it

0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:33.000
<v Speaker 1>was so good, Like it was literally the best. It

0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:35.280
<v Speaker 1>was more than I could have ever expected, Like it

0:22:35.359 --> 0:22:37.760
<v Speaker 1>was so fucking good. And she's like, oh my god.

0:22:37.920 --> 0:22:40.679
<v Speaker 1>Good because he's on the line. Bitch, Now what if

0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:41.920
<v Speaker 1>I told you that shit sucked?

0:22:41.960 --> 0:22:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, here, I'll get off so y'all can talk

0:22:45.320 --> 0:22:47.199
<v Speaker 1>to each other. I was like oh, and then she

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<v Speaker 1>just like left us on the phone and I was

0:22:48.920 --> 0:22:52.440
<v Speaker 1>just standing away though I know, I was just standing

0:22:52.480 --> 0:22:55.120
<v Speaker 1>with the family phone that anybody in my house could

0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:57.240
<v Speaker 1>pick up at any moment and hear my fucking conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>which we need to bring that back because that kind

0:22:59.480 --> 0:23:02.359
<v Speaker 1>of like dropping his top tier. But then I just

0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:05.280
<v Speaker 1>stood there awkwardly, like I don't even know what we

0:23:05.320 --> 0:23:07.320
<v Speaker 1>talked about. I think he was like, hey, like, how

0:23:07.400 --> 0:23:08.520
<v Speaker 1>was the rest of your day? And I told my

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:11.200
<v Speaker 1>dad pet and he'd be like, oh, I'm so sorry,

0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:12.159
<v Speaker 1>and then it was kind of silent.

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<v Speaker 2>Then wait, so you got Pete and he didn't.

0:23:14.400 --> 0:23:17.480
<v Speaker 1>No, he didn't because he wasn't skipping class, so he.

0:23:17.560 --> 0:23:20.679
<v Speaker 2>Was fine because of the No, it wasn't because of

0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:21.000
<v Speaker 2>the kiss.

0:23:21.000 --> 0:23:22.480
<v Speaker 1>I think it was both. I think she was st

0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:24.719
<v Speaker 1>shaming me and being like, damn girl, you're missing your

0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:30.720
<v Speaker 1>education for some misogyny, yeah, for some bad kissing, And

0:23:30.760 --> 0:23:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I was like yes. And then we did break up

0:23:32.880 --> 0:23:34.919
<v Speaker 1>soon after that. And then my next boyfriend was a

0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:36.679
<v Speaker 1>good kisser, and we would make out all the time

0:23:36.720 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 1>in the hallways, and I was one of those.

0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:41.000
<v Speaker 2>People, you're so nicety.

0:23:41.119 --> 0:23:43.600
<v Speaker 5>One of those people who literally, like in the middle

0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:49.960
<v Speaker 5>of classes would be making seventh grade boyfriend in the

0:23:50.000 --> 0:23:53.720
<v Speaker 5>middle of the hallway and and then oh, my.

0:23:53.680 --> 0:23:55.520
<v Speaker 2>God, you've always loved your love.

0:23:57.280 --> 0:23:59.560
<v Speaker 1>I have a problem and I really need attention.

0:23:59.720 --> 0:24:08.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah. My first kiss was at the Justin Bieber documentary.

0:24:08.359 --> 0:24:10.480
<v Speaker 1>In the movie the answer, I was like, well, you

0:24:10.520 --> 0:24:12.000
<v Speaker 1>got to go to a Justin Bieber concert.

0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:14.520
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, but I told everyone I was selling

0:24:14.520 --> 0:24:17.399
<v Speaker 2>fake tickets to it to a Justin Bieber concert.

0:24:18.800 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, well what happens, Like how did you land

0:24:22.280 --> 0:24:24.320
<v Speaker 1>your smooch at the Justin Bieber documentary?

0:24:24.560 --> 0:24:29.199
<v Speaker 2>I literally turned and was like and we kissed and

0:24:29.280 --> 0:24:31.600
<v Speaker 2>that was it, and then we sat like this the

0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:34.440
<v Speaker 2>rest of the mote. I'm not joking. It was so awkward.

0:24:34.760 --> 0:24:37.560
<v Speaker 2>And that's one of those things like that, No, for real,

0:24:37.640 --> 0:24:39.560
<v Speaker 2>that's one of those things to this day that I'm

0:24:39.680 --> 0:24:43.720
<v Speaker 2>still like humiliated by. It was just that moment. I

0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:46.200
<v Speaker 2>don't know why. It was so scary to me. There's

0:24:46.240 --> 0:24:48.280
<v Speaker 2>like a couple of moments that happened like in high

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:51.040
<v Speaker 2>school that I'm just like, oh, my fucking god, like

0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:55.160
<v Speaker 2>why did I do that? And then one of them

0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:59.160
<v Speaker 2>like I called you about like freaking the fuck out yeah,

0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:02.040
<v Speaker 2>which was like literally the one of the craziest.

0:25:02.200 --> 0:25:03.760
<v Speaker 1>That is like actually insane.

0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not even embarrassing, it's just like it is.

0:25:06.800 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 2>But it's also like just mean.

0:25:08.480 --> 0:25:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's more so just like mean spirited and wrong.

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:20.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, guys, I was hate crimed. I watched your face

0:25:20.440 --> 0:25:22.440
<v Speaker 2>like I wish I was joking.

0:25:22.600 --> 0:25:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not funny.

0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, No, no, no, it's it's funny.

0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:28.760
<v Speaker 1>I can only laugh. Yeah, no one tells me anything

0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:32.000
<v Speaker 1>for Actually, I think I am good with sympathy, but

0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:34.040
<v Speaker 1>for the most part, if it's crazy, I have to

0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:36.080
<v Speaker 1>laugh first, and then I'm like, I'm actually sorry, that's

0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>really fucked up, and I'll go into my empathy. But

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:40.520
<v Speaker 1>life is too crazy.

0:25:40.600 --> 0:25:45.160
<v Speaker 4>That shit is like actually literally, it's actually so funny

0:25:45.359 --> 0:25:48.960
<v Speaker 4>and like insane, like the circumstances of it all and

0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 4>just like really fucking weird, so.

0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Ass backwards, like you doing the right thing turning into

0:25:54.880 --> 0:25:58.000
<v Speaker 1>that is so. I think that's what makes it comic.

0:25:58.000 --> 0:26:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Coal is you were being like, I'm one of the

0:26:01.680 --> 0:26:02.320
<v Speaker 1>nice guys.

0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:04.960
<v Speaker 2>No literally, I was like, no, we can't be doing this,

0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:07.720
<v Speaker 2>we can't be doing this, and then.

0:26:07.560 --> 0:26:09.400
<v Speaker 1>It bit you're nass and that goes to show that's

0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:10.320
<v Speaker 1>why you should be evil.

0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:11.800
<v Speaker 2>I know, that's why men are evil.

0:26:12.160 --> 0:26:13.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's women's fault usually.

0:26:14.800 --> 0:26:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes. Yes.

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Also I'm a little sick because we went to see

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Janet Jackson. I got my way. We went to see

0:26:21.520 --> 0:26:23.440
<v Speaker 1>it was the best night of my life. But these

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:25.800
<v Speaker 1>women gave me a full glass of wine, and because

0:26:25.800 --> 0:26:27.480
<v Speaker 1>I have issues and if something's in my hand, I

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:31.879
<v Speaker 1>can't not have it. On the way out, I was

0:26:31.920 --> 0:26:34.159
<v Speaker 1>feeling pretty fine, but then I chugged it on the

0:26:34.160 --> 0:26:37.160
<v Speaker 1>way out because I'm fucking crazy. And by the time

0:26:37.160 --> 0:26:39.439
<v Speaker 1>we got down the hill, I felt so drunk and

0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, now I'm drunk, and I was

0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:45.600
<v Speaker 1>asking random people for cigarettes, And after screaming to Janet

0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:50.560
<v Speaker 1>all night and smoking, I fucked my throat up. And

0:26:50.560 --> 0:26:52.119
<v Speaker 1>it's not the first time I fucked it up, but.

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Ill WHOA, Well, this is one of the only notes

0:26:59.520 --> 0:27:03.399
<v Speaker 2>I have taken. If God ends up being real and

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 2>I go to Hell, I'm literally going to freak the

0:27:05.520 --> 0:27:08.520
<v Speaker 2>fuck out, like at the end, and I literally am

0:27:08.680 --> 0:27:12.159
<v Speaker 2>like going to hell. Like no, I'm a good person.

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:14.240
<v Speaker 1>So that's why I'm saying, like I'm a good.

0:27:14.160 --> 0:27:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Person and I'm a spiritual person. I like believe in

0:27:18.480 --> 0:27:22.080
<v Speaker 2>something like he's just not giving me enough fuck or

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 2>it is not giving me enough fucking proof to like

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:28.439
<v Speaker 2>no if it's real or not.

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Like but also it's like the whole idea of like

0:27:31.880 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 1>okay and God bless anybody who like is an overachiever

0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:37.600
<v Speaker 1>in their faith. Like this isn't to discredit it, but

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:39.879
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like the idea of the overachievers in

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:42.199
<v Speaker 1>high school. Like I'm sorry to use you as a

0:27:42.200 --> 0:27:47.000
<v Speaker 1>fucking yeah like example, but this motherfucker got straight A's

0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:49.199
<v Speaker 1>really thought he was gonna be a doctor. Look at

0:27:49.200 --> 0:27:51.280
<v Speaker 1>where he's at. He's sitting here talking about his gaping.

0:27:51.000 --> 0:27:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Hole and farting like smoking a rotten puff bar.

0:27:54.320 --> 0:27:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like you, just you. And that's why I feel

0:27:56.600 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 1>about practicing your faith in real life. In the the ends,

0:28:00.760 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 1>people will go to prove that they are good enough

0:28:03.600 --> 0:28:07.000
<v Speaker 1>and worthy enough to be accepted into this place. I'm

0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:10.320
<v Speaker 1>my girl, there's so much actual evil shit you could

0:28:10.320 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 1>be doing. Trust and believe you can kiss somebody before

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:16.360
<v Speaker 1>you get married and you will get in nice.

0:28:16.240 --> 0:28:19.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh for real. Also like also that you're.

0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 1>So close with them texting when you get.

0:28:20.359 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 2>There, perh No, it's really crazy. And like just so

0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 2>I love this saying there's no hate like Christian love

0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:31.920
<v Speaker 2>or something like that, Like have you heard that there's

0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 2>no No, it's just so real. No, But genuinely, I'm like,

0:28:39.000 --> 0:28:41.880
<v Speaker 2>there's such a hateful persons like I don't want to

0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 2>align with that. I do have like faith in something

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the fuck it is, but like

0:28:47.640 --> 0:28:50.360
<v Speaker 2>organized religion one is a big fucking scam, enough finesse

0:28:50.400 --> 0:28:53.280
<v Speaker 2>and really fucking scary, and like I've seen what it

0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:55.800
<v Speaker 2>does to people and how it just like rips apart

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:59.480
<v Speaker 2>their families, and I've seen it like destroy people's psychees

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:03.000
<v Speaker 2>and they work great, great, genuinely kind people, and then

0:29:03.080 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 2>like I've seen them just go down this rabbit hole

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:09.320
<v Speaker 2>of conspiracy like anti gay, like just all this really

0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:12.440
<v Speaker 2>really gnarly bad shit that just like is so fucking

0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:16.560
<v Speaker 2>heartbreaking to witness, and it's all for what, like a

0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Bible that isn't fucking true that was written. Probably That's

0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:24.760
<v Speaker 2>the other crazy fucking part about the Bible is it

0:29:24.800 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 2>has been translated a billion fucking times, and like literally

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:32.760
<v Speaker 2>go on Google Translate and translate like I like sucking

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:36.400
<v Speaker 2>ass to Spanish and then fucking put it back into English,

0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Like it doesn't work. It's not real.

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Also, if the thing you believe so heavily in has

0:29:41.760 --> 0:29:46.000
<v Speaker 1>such a costly effect of negativity towards so many people,

0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I just don't understand how that doesn't make you step

0:29:48.840 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 1>back from it and reconsider the values of this thing

0:29:51.800 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 1>you believe in. And I understand, yeah, I understand that,

0:29:55.320 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 1>like people need something, everyone needs something. I'm so sure

0:29:59.720 --> 0:30:01.479
<v Speaker 1>that if I didn't have like the love and affection

0:30:01.560 --> 0:30:03.160
<v Speaker 1>I have from you guys and my family and my

0:30:03.200 --> 0:30:06.680
<v Speaker 1>love life and like like the successes I've had, I

0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:10.240
<v Speaker 1>would have to turn to something, and that might be religion,

0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:12.800
<v Speaker 1>it might be something like more negative whatever, and they

0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:15.920
<v Speaker 1>are more negative things to turn to. But when your

0:30:15.920 --> 0:30:20.320
<v Speaker 1>religion literally starts making it that you're on your iPhone

0:30:20.640 --> 0:30:26.600
<v Speaker 1>screaming into your iPhone chomp, oh your the rainbow on it,

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:30.240
<v Speaker 1>something something is really something is really rare.

0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Got lost in translation actually for real. But I don't know,

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I like deconstructed my faith like when I was like

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 2>fifteen fourteen or fifteen in it was like literally one

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:48.640
<v Speaker 2>of the scariest, hardest moments of my life. And now

0:30:49.000 --> 0:30:54.640
<v Speaker 2>I am existing as my own God. Oh kind of

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 2>not in like a delusional.

0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Like a delusional like scar way, but like.

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:01.600
<v Speaker 2>In a way where I'm like, oh, I'm like star

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:05.720
<v Speaker 2>dust and I'm like ninety nine point nine percent empty space,

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:08.920
<v Speaker 2>and like none of this really actually exists. Once you're dead,

0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 2>so like live it up, bade live it up.

0:31:11.680 --> 0:31:14.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just I also think I got lucky that

0:31:14.560 --> 0:31:18.479
<v Speaker 1>I didn't grow up in a super religious household. Like

0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:21.120
<v Speaker 1>my parents are definitely religious. My parents believe in God,

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:26.520
<v Speaker 1>but they've never pushed or implied any of the rules

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:29.360
<v Speaker 1>and kind of gnarly ideology that came along with it.

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I was never told like God is watching, or like

0:31:32.280 --> 0:31:35.240
<v Speaker 1>same you'll repent or like whatever. Like I was never

0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:37.840
<v Speaker 1>told I would like pay for my sins. Like I

0:31:37.960 --> 0:31:41.720
<v Speaker 1>was just taught basic moral ground rulings that parents teach

0:31:41.920 --> 0:31:43.880
<v Speaker 1>their kids, like don't lie, don't do this, don't do that,

0:31:43.920 --> 0:31:45.960
<v Speaker 1>but it was never followed like and if you do

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:47.880
<v Speaker 1>do that, you're gonna burn an eternity for all of

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 1>your life. So enjoy your fun while you have it.

0:31:49.560 --> 0:31:53.479
<v Speaker 2>I guess exactly. My so crazy my family was like

0:31:53.560 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 2>the exact same way, where they were just like you

0:31:55.880 --> 0:31:58.120
<v Speaker 2>can do whatever the fuck you want, which is the

0:31:58.520 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 2>sickest way to raise your children, and like if they

0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 2>want to go to church, support it, if they don't

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 2>want to support it. It was so sick, and they

0:32:05.240 --> 0:32:08.200
<v Speaker 2>raised me so well, look at me, I'm talking about

0:32:08.200 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 2>my gaping buttthole on a podcast right now, you raised

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:16.560
<v Speaker 2>perfectly no, but genuinely, and then like fuck, what was

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:19.080
<v Speaker 2>I going to say? What were you just talking about?

0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:32:19.480 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Like the reason why I was like indoctrinated into this

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:26.160
<v Speaker 2>shit was because I grew up in the fucking Bible

0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 2>Belt in South fucking Texas. Like whatever, it's like.

0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Bound to happen when that's the community around it.

0:32:33.960 --> 0:32:40.600
<v Speaker 2>My harsh reality was finding out geographically Texas is not

0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:43.880
<v Speaker 2>really the South, but I mean it is, like hello,

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 2>like that.

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I feel like culturally it is so now what But yeah,

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:54.560
<v Speaker 1>religion is really intense and if you are religious, this

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 1>is not to bash you take it like that, please,

0:32:57.600 --> 0:32:59.080
<v Speaker 1>because I do save me.

0:32:59.200 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm not joking. Save me.

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:04.440
<v Speaker 1>I will say I've always felt this, like I genuinely

0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 1>wish I had a connection to it because I feel

0:33:07.520 --> 0:33:11.560
<v Speaker 1>like it would calm a lot of the anxieties I have.

0:33:12.080 --> 0:33:14.360
<v Speaker 1>But instead I got a therapist who actually texted me

0:33:14.400 --> 0:33:18.120
<v Speaker 1>the other day, WHOA, I have to text her back,

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 1>but it's crazy, like I don't know, Like we were

0:33:20.880 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 1>making jokes like she needs that fucking check, she's missing

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:26.160
<v Speaker 1>a patient. But I actually do have like such a

0:33:26.160 --> 0:33:28.400
<v Speaker 1>good relationship with her, and it is crazy because I

0:33:28.560 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 1>was just two nice before going on an emotional sobbing

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:36.200
<v Speaker 1>tangent about how I need to finally see a psychiatrist

0:33:36.200 --> 0:33:37.800
<v Speaker 1>and something's wrong with me and I'm never gonna be

0:33:37.800 --> 0:33:40.360
<v Speaker 1>normal because I'm twenty four, like in Chune towards twenty five,

0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:41.600
<v Speaker 1>and I still feel the same way I did when

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I was fourteen, but.

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:44.640
<v Speaker 2>So scary.

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:47.600
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't change.

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Just wait till you turn twenty five and you realize that.

0:33:52.920 --> 0:33:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh you think I'm making it to twenty.

0:33:54.720 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 2>Five, I'll make you make it to twenty five.

0:34:00.040 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm gonna get up for one second to get water.

0:34:01.720 --> 0:34:05.760
<v Speaker 2>No, I need water too. Women don't get wet? What

0:34:06.520 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 2>women don't get wet?

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:08.840
<v Speaker 1>You've never made a woman wet?

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 2>M that's all a myth. Okay. I wanted to play

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 2>f Mary Kill, but I don't know with who. I

0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:22.880
<v Speaker 2>just have f Mary Kill written down.

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm gonna give the three people. Oh okay, Tati,

0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:32.359
<v Speaker 1>Shane Dawson or jeffree Star.

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, wasn't that a good one?

0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:38.279
<v Speaker 1>I do want gonna get mine because I already know. Yeah,

0:34:39.160 --> 0:34:43.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm marrying Tati. I'm fucking Jeffrey I'm killing Shane Dawson.

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<v Speaker 2>Hm hm, I might switch Jeffrey and Shane.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA, that's crazy. I guess like neither are like the

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<v Speaker 1>most viable. Okay, Jeffrey stars on TikTok doing TikTok's life battle.

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<v Speaker 1>So crazy, something crazy has shifted.

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<v Speaker 2>In the universe, funneling bunneling money from his fans into

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<v Speaker 2>his bank account.

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<v Speaker 1>He needs it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so crazy. I hope that money is being donated

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<v Speaker 2>or like, I don't know what the fuck that money

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<v Speaker 2>goes to, because when we get tipped, we don't get

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<v Speaker 2>the money. So I'm like his TikTok is getting I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, the whole tipping culture on TikTok is really

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<v Speaker 2>really crazy. With that said, me and Andiel are gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be battling on TikTok. Please donate to please donate to me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>f Mary kill Orian Josh Josiah.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, Okay, well I'm marrying Oriyan Dude. This is gross.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like so gross. But I'm having sex with

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<v Speaker 1>Josh and I'm killing Josiah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, because yeah, because I I think Lucas killed me.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I can't imagine Josiah like Josiah and you genuinely

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<v Speaker 1>don't have genitals, and I don't want to know if

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<v Speaker 1>you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I have jin tolls. Let me tell you

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<v Speaker 2>about it. Also before this episode ends, because we literally

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<v Speaker 2>have to run, like we have to leave right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do a love compatibility test between us.

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<v Speaker 1>Wha wait? Is that the thing that's like when like

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<v Speaker 1>you would put justin Bieber's name in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly. Oh wow, So I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>The love calculator. Oh love cambility names tests?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it? Okay, it has to be more than that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's not chill. Yeah, taking the last name.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, okay, science there oh wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Right below that, when I'm talking about my babe over here,

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<v Speaker 2>I get an ami gay quiz. This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You should take that. We'll do that for another opiod.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll do that for patreons.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do the the gate. There's like the gay quiz

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<v Speaker 1>and then the like morality scaled.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and also like there's another one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's wrong with you. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, Drew, is you're looking very masculine, Like

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<v Speaker 1>something in my primal body is like like I'm like, hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that that's the same for you. I'm talking to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard your heart flutter, I heard your heart fart.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy because there was other like stories from high

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<v Speaker 1>school that I wanted to tell that are like sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>just too much. Oh, actually I'll tell this one from

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<v Speaker 1>middle school that I am very aware is a gnarly

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<v Speaker 1>fucking story. I'm very aware. Actually, I literally can.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't be worse than me spray painting a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it is, no, it's not I spray painted a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's worse because it's like we were literally kids.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is crazy. But one time during my dating

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<v Speaker 1>the like popular guy who was a really good kisser

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<v Speaker 1>who we would like make out in the hallways with.

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking to lunch with everybody and you had

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<v Speaker 1>to walk past the band room to get to like

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<v Speaker 1>the lunch room to the cafeteria. And this kid, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just call him Jay, was holding the door do cat Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Jaceyson Dojaka at the door and Jay was like, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>come here, open this door. And I was like, what's

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<v Speaker 1>behind the door and he was like, Nah, you're a pussy,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to open the door. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's behind the fucking door. I'm not a fucking pussy,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, open the door, like, I dare

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<v Speaker 1>you to open the door. Have I said it on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, just finish it.

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<v Speaker 1>I opened the door and there were two kids engaging

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<v Speaker 1>who I knew, engaging in sexual acts behind the door,

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<v Speaker 1>and everybody had ran up behind me to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I felt so bad because I was friends with

0:39:21.320 --> 0:39:24.360
<v Speaker 1>the girl and the guy, but I was really close friends,

0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 1>close friends when I was friends with the girl, and

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<v Speaker 1>I felt so bad, and she knew how to fight,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was like, I'm gonna get my ass.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all the tiktoks and the snatchats.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's all the like do dad games, the devices?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was up to no good. I was

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<v Speaker 1>up to no good talking about the Thorne.

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<v Speaker 2>Good cake but yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then after she was like I apologized to her

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<v Speaker 1>because I felt like I had exposed her.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was just she was me and I played

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<v Speaker 2>want to break a kid's ankles? Expose them?

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<v Speaker 1>All?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that concludes this episode. Let's give a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>medias and move on. Okay. Flashcannon Casanova by Yabujin night

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<v Speaker 2>Walker sick Boy rari O you Da by Ahmad al

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<v Speaker 2>Shari I think, really pretty song. And then I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>watch the new BlackBerry movie. Oh yeah, we need to

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<v Speaker 2>do that very soon because I'm excited a f about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my media of the week is Simple Kind of

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<v Speaker 1>Life by no doubt. I'm the Sky Norma Tanega Don't

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<v Speaker 1>be Afraid.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like, oh the way that your feel, don't

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<v Speaker 2>be afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Muskrat Love Muskrat Candlelight by Willis Allen Ramsey.

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<v Speaker 1>That song makes me feel so nice, so so so

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<v Speaker 1>so nice, and then yeah, that's it for media. That's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Thank you guys so much for watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry for the short episode. We've been stacking episodes because

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<v Speaker 2>we're gone for a month and a half. Also by

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<v Speaker 2>our merch

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.