1 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: Welcome for this episode of Emergency Intercrop Guy. Something really 2 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: big happened today. What I lost my virginity this morning? 3 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 2: Oh? Really? 4 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? And I know it's weird that it happened at 5 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: like six am. 6 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 2: Wait to who. 7 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:36,040 Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, you're like actually fucking funding me. 8 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 1: I'm already sharing so much information. 9 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 2: You don't know them. They go to a different school, 10 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 2: Like hello, like, are you lying? Like what that? 11 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,919 Speaker 1: I actually didn't want to say because it was your 12 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:45,560 Speaker 1: fucking mom. 13 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,919 Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's literally my mom's birthday tomorrow. 14 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 3: Yeah. 15 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,360 Speaker 1: Well that's why I because I took her virginity too, 16 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,120 Speaker 1: which is weird because you're here. 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 2: So it's like, m she lied to you. 18 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,320 Speaker 1: No, she was a virgin. She everywhere? 19 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 2: Is that total fucking slag too, slag, total fucking slag. 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 2: I'm so sweaty today. 21 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 1: It's been really hot in the house. It's back to 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: being hot. Look, it's literally ninety. 23 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 2: Nine degrees Oh wow. 24 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 1: I know if the sun is walking in, but it's 25 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 1: literally ninety nine degrees in here, so fucking hot. 26 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,000 Speaker 3: Wow. 27 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: That being said, I'm really sorry. And all I can 28 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: say is I'm just gonna go off my note. And 29 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 1: this has nothing to do with you. But I can't 30 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 1: believe people feel embarrassed but doing things in public, Like 31 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 1: I I forgot who I was talking to. Oh, I 32 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: was like walking around with like this group of friends 33 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 1: and one of them was like, you are like too crazy, 34 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: and I don't think I could ever hang out with 35 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,520 Speaker 1: you alone because of like how loud I laugh. And 36 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so quick to make jokes about everything. 37 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a funny girl. You make people. I feel 38 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 2: like a comedian girl. 39 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:54,080 Speaker 1: Things that been to me. But I'm just too funny 40 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: and too loud and rambunctious for a lot of people. 41 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: But genuinely, I think the one video that comes to 42 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: mind that I know everybody will know when we reference 43 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: it was me yelling in the elevator like stairwell at 44 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: the mall and people being like, how is she doing that? 45 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 1: Like how is she not embarrassed? Like, oh, we can't 46 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 1: take you anywhere? Crazy. I'm fucking crazy because it's fucking 47 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,520 Speaker 1: funny and it's literally so hilarious to be so loud, 48 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: to make people look at you. 49 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 2: Literally who cares? Because those people, I am genuinely convinced, 50 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 2: like ninety eight percent of the people that are around 51 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 2: me at all times, at any given moment genuinely aren't 52 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 2: real and like that might make me a narcissist or 53 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 2: a sociopath, but like, I don't believe it. I'm not 54 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 2: buying it. I'm not real, Like. 55 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: I'm what's don't hey, don't You're not supposed to do 56 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: that publicly. Don't do it. 57 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 2: It's hiding in plain sight, babes, Like if you do it, yes, 58 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 2: I guess I'm not. 59 00:02:58,960 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 4: They don't. 60 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 2: They're like, oh, like he would never if he was 61 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 2: actually in the Illuminati, he would never actually do that. 62 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, I mean I'm I'm fucking it up 63 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,639 Speaker 1: now because now they will cut that out. 64 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 2: No, it's all in plain sidebabes. Okay, we're good. 65 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so that wasn't real. But yeah, I just 66 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: was thinking about that because I just don't feel embarrassed. Actually, 67 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,680 Speaker 1: the things I feel embarrassed over are like it comes 68 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,679 Speaker 1: and goes so quickly, and I'm not one of those 69 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 1: people who sits and remembers things that embarrassed me. I 70 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 1: can't think of a single thing that happened that I 71 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: was like, oh, that was so embarrassing and humiliating. Like 72 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: I almost passed out. I wanted to throw up, and 73 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: it was so uncomfortable because genuinely, if I do feel embarrassment, ever, 74 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: it goes away so fast, like I'm like, oh, that 75 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: was embarrassing, and I almost say it like like I'm 76 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: just mimicking the humans around me. I'm like, guys, that 77 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: was so embarrassing because I think it was supposed to 78 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: be and I just have to say it so people 79 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: don't think I'm crazy. 80 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, when I do. When I get like, there are 81 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 2: a few specific things come to my brain when I 82 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 2: think of like times I've been actually embarrassed. One of 83 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 2: them is farting in front of my whole class year 84 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 2: and reading time in like second grade, most horrifying experience 85 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:14,600 Speaker 2: of my life. Like I guys, I didn't fart in 86 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 2: front of anybody, even like in public, Like I didn't 87 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 2: fart any in front of my friends, in front of 88 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 2: my family, in front of my twin fucking sister. Like 89 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 2: I didn't fight in front of anybody until I would. 90 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 2: I know how to make my fart silent because I 91 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 2: have a big, gaping butthole and it's just so super 92 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 2: stressed out there, Like oh, it just like breathed, it's 93 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:41,840 Speaker 2: like a breath, it's like ever it's collapsed to a 94 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 2: little bit. Yeah, but it would or I didn't far 95 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 2: in front of anybody until maybe this year, like maybe 96 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 2: last year at the most, because like it for some reason, 97 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 2: fart's like like they're hilarious to me when they're not mine, 98 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 2: but like my own, Like I was just like indoctrinated 99 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 2: into this like anti fart household where it was just 100 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:07,080 Speaker 2: not funny, Like no, not even my brothers farted in. 101 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 1: Front of me, like that's disgusting, don't fart. 102 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 2: No, it wasn't even like that. Just none of us 103 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 2: farted in front of each other like it. It was crazy. 104 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 2: It was really crazy. 105 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: Spoke in shame. Yeah, wow, that hard for you. 106 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 2: It was pretty difficult. What was I even saying about that? 107 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 2: Because we're talking about times I'm embarrassed. 108 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:28,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's funny because the most wet shit like. 109 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 2: Okay, yes it wasn't wet. It was shitty, like it 110 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 2: was a shitty dookie fart, but it was not wet, like. 111 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: Literally like that, like it came out of the ass 112 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 1: of somebody who just want a hot dog eating. 113 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 2: Tell me why. When I was in the bathroom. After that, 114 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,479 Speaker 2: I was like, wow, why was that like one of 115 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 2: my greatest acting performances of my life? Because I was 116 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 2: like I like every once in a while, like I'll 117 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:53,680 Speaker 2: hear a sound and like get PTSD written and freak 118 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 2: out and think someone's in the house, and like I'll 119 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 2: be like, wait, wait, POSITIV, what is that puzz that 120 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,280 Speaker 2: buzz that hurry? And then it turns out to be 121 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,240 Speaker 2: our neighbors walking up the stairs or some bullshit. 122 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. 123 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 2: Well, like before I let out this like diabolical, demented, disgusting, 124 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 2: fucking biggest part of my life, I made a big 125 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 2: fart on my butt. I was like, I gave you 126 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 2: this performance. I was like wait, wait, wait, guys, guys, guys, 127 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 2: like pause that what does that sound? And then I 128 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 2: bent over and. 129 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 1: Went It was like it was like, yeah, it was long, 130 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: really like insane. 131 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 5: It took shapes of its tone, and me and Josiah 132 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,039 Speaker 5: literally were so shocked by it. 133 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:38,679 Speaker 1: We didn't even say anything. We were just like, oh, 134 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,480 Speaker 1: it was so loud that my cup was you were 135 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 1: next to the table, my cup was on, and I 136 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,719 Speaker 1: moved my cup because I literally got the intrusive thought 137 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:48,280 Speaker 1: that I would get like pink eye or like something 138 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:49,680 Speaker 1: shitty flakes. 139 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 2: Let's answer it. 140 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,200 Speaker 1: Hello, are you? 141 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,039 Speaker 2: Are you to me? 142 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: Are my god? Human? Human? Human? 143 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 2: Huehuman human, click and over again. Guys, if you ever 144 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 2: are talking to a robot and you want to speak to. 145 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:28,160 Speaker 1: Human, Hi, I'm good. What about you? 146 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:37,960 Speaker 2: That's a robot? Are you a robot? Are you? Are 147 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 2: you a robot? 148 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 1: Oh? This is a robot? 149 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 2: Are you a robot? 150 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 1: Is this a robot? 151 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 2: I really want to speak to human guys. 152 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: Okay, life, I'm serious because we still haven't paid our 153 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: I know. 154 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 2: It was like I was like, wait because I heard 155 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 2: sounds in the backyard this morning, and I was like, oh, wow, 156 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 2: they're we're. 157 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 1: Doing the thing. This is so annoying that we're still 158 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: doing this. We'll pay it, We'll pay it before we 159 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 1: go away for vacation. But we haven't paid our power 160 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: and our gas. And every time I hear sounds in 161 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,240 Speaker 1: the morning of like men around the house, I'm like, yeah, 162 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: they're gonna turn off my water, They're gonna turf the heater. 163 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:28,600 Speaker 2: Same but life tip if you're ever speaking to a 164 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:32,560 Speaker 2: robot and you want to speak to human, just say human, human, 165 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 2: human and clicking one one one one over and over again, 166 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 2: and it overloads their system or some ship because like 167 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 2: it has worked without fail Like that's. 168 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,080 Speaker 1: There's nothing else in this life that makes you more 169 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 1: angry than talking. 170 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 2: To Like no, it's it's really like one they're replacing jobs. 171 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 2: Two I don't want to speak to a stupid fucking robot, 172 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,720 Speaker 2: Like literally, what the oh my god, AI has been 173 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 2: in front of us this entire time, but I don't 174 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 2: want to speak to a robot. I want to speak 175 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,760 Speaker 2: to a human, like I don't know, I don't know 176 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 2: how to explain it. It's just like literally not chill, 177 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 2: not fucking chill, like nasty boots, Like I fucking hate robot. 178 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 1: Remember when they first started in plot putting in self 179 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 1: checkouts and literally the whole Internet exploded and was like, 180 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:25,320 Speaker 1: we're mating our end. Self checkout is the devil. It 181 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,000 Speaker 1: literally is, because like now they just fucking take pictures 182 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,320 Speaker 1: of your face all day and scan your shopping habits 183 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:32,320 Speaker 1: and they're collecting that on all of us, which I 184 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:33,720 Speaker 1: keep saying that and I'm afraid of and I don't 185 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:36,920 Speaker 1: know what it means. But also that makes you mad, 186 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 1: And then I'm trying to think of something else. I'm like, 187 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:41,680 Speaker 1: what makes me that mad? Like that genuinely pisses you off? 188 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: And I think what genuinely pisses me off is people 189 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: chewing sounds. 190 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:48,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like it's that is the one thing that you 191 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:49,440 Speaker 2: cannot do. 192 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:52,560 Speaker 1: I like, genuinely, no matter how much I love you, 193 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 1: no matter how close we are, if you are chewing 194 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: like a fucking animal around me, I will actually cume, 195 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: okay and off. 196 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 2: The thing is is it's not even chewing like an animal. 197 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 2: It is literally just natural human chewing sounds. Like I 198 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:07,680 Speaker 2: could be like like twice and then you'll be like, okay, 199 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,880 Speaker 2: like you need to fucking stop now, Like I'm not 200 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,960 Speaker 2: fucking kidding, like I'm gonna fucking come myself. You need 201 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 2: to stop. 202 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,200 Speaker 1: Times like it hits a part of my brain, and 203 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: then sometimes it doesn't because like like Hi, chewing gum 204 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,280 Speaker 1: the other day, literally, oh my god, it was driving 205 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:26,240 Speaker 1: me fucking crazy. And Josi eating his fucking carrots. He 206 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,800 Speaker 1: was actually eating them like a fucking child though, because 207 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,680 Speaker 1: he was crunching on them and chewing with his mouth 208 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: really loud open, because I think he liked hearing the 209 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: crunch sounds. But I couldn't do it, and it was 210 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:38,000 Speaker 1: freaking me the fuck out and chewing just like it 211 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,439 Speaker 1: hits a primal part of my body and brain that 212 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 1: genuinely triggers caveman like anger. Like I want if there 213 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 1: was a rock around me when somebody was chewing on 214 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,079 Speaker 1: food and it hit my brain that way, I think 215 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,280 Speaker 1: I would bludget them to toth. 216 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, you're fucking crazy. It's sis. It 217 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:57,920 Speaker 2: is never that deep like it is literally you know 218 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 2: what I. 219 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: Mean though, Like it's just like a. 220 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:03,880 Speaker 2: Goes like it oh, like a spot, yeah, like a blackout, 221 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 2: like a seeing red. 222 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,600 Speaker 1: And I know it's such a stupid thing to get 223 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: that angry over, but I genuinely can't stop it. Like 224 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 1: it's not by choice, it just takes over me. 225 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:17,800 Speaker 2: Something else is when I'm driving and someone honks at 226 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 2: me even if I'm in the wrong, Like I'm literally 227 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:23,880 Speaker 2: like shut the fuck up, Like you're literally like a coward. 228 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,320 Speaker 2: You have Napoleon complex. You're a small little man, then 229 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,800 Speaker 2: you need to use your big horn because you aren't 230 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,320 Speaker 2: hurt in your life and your wife is cheating on 231 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:33,760 Speaker 2: you and you're being cuckholded by your boss and like 232 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:38,040 Speaker 2: exactly it's crazy, Like I'm literally getting angry about it, 233 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 2: like thinking about it, but like literally anytime I drive now, 234 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,200 Speaker 2: like I get road rage, but only for like thirteen 235 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:48,160 Speaker 2: thirteen seconds, like someone like I don't remember what it was, 236 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,080 Speaker 2: but I started chasing after them, and then I was like, 237 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 2: what am I doing? And I'm about to miss my turns? 238 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 2: So I got a turn. It's crazy. 239 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 1: Oh it was that guy who you were going the 240 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,480 Speaker 1: speed limit and literally behind you he was tailing your 241 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 1: ass and honking at you. 242 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and then sped around me and Kia Soul. Oh yeah, 243 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,080 Speaker 2: it was a Kia Soul. I'm sorry, love, if you 244 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,760 Speaker 2: drive a kiasaw like sis, you're over Like it's. 245 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,360 Speaker 1: Hamster commercial really get you like that? How did they 246 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 1: get you? 247 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 4: Wait? 248 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,440 Speaker 2: Those commercials are actually. 249 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,480 Speaker 1: So you were lit but then like you were into 250 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 1: it and all it took was blinking your eyes once 251 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:25,200 Speaker 1: to realize you were watching cgi hamsters dance around a 252 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:25,960 Speaker 1: tiny car. 253 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what other commercials like ingrained in my 254 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:33,560 Speaker 2: brain forever. The Gatorade commercials where they were sweating gatorade 255 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:36,520 Speaker 2: out of their pores. Like some of the hardest like 256 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:41,080 Speaker 2: commercial graphics ever. I've been like obsessed with like promotional 257 00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 2: campaigns recently, Like obviously we all know the kill Bill campaign, 258 00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 2: like slashing blood, sprang all all over the wall, like 259 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 2: that vibe, like creative, Like I think it was like 260 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 2: Coca Cola that did like showers. No, no, no, it 261 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 2: was Sprite maybe or vitamin water, but like basically they 262 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,720 Speaker 2: went they built like showers at a beach that were 263 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:07,959 Speaker 2: shaped like fountain sodas like you know, and they were 264 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,520 Speaker 2: showers that you push a button and it rains on you. 265 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:13,439 Speaker 2: And it was a promotional campaign for like Sprite or something. 266 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,840 Speaker 2: Literally love gorilla marketing. 267 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 1: I love the what's the other one? There was like 268 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,840 Speaker 1: a it's like a Mercedes. One was a BMW. Yeah, 269 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: it's like you start going fast enough, then you'll look 270 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,600 Speaker 1: like us. And it was like the Mercedes logo spinning 271 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,680 Speaker 1: fast enough that it looked like a BMW logo was 272 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,320 Speaker 1: on one and had to have done a little bit 273 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,920 Speaker 1: of mess Yeah, because what the fuck are you talking about? 274 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 2: How did you conceive that? Genuinely? 275 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,080 Speaker 1: What are we talking about right now? 276 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:47,760 Speaker 2: Also just like that BMW Mercedes like mutual symbiotic beef, 277 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,480 Speaker 2: public beef, but behind the closed doors, like everybody's winning 278 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,240 Speaker 2: was so sick, literally so sick. 279 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: Well, I keep thinking about all the weird ship that 280 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:59,120 Speaker 1: happened in middle school that I have kind of talked to. 281 00:13:59,559 --> 00:14:01,680 Speaker 1: I talked tot, but I need to talk about again. 282 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 1: And I was just thinking about, like my first kiss 283 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: the other day, like my first proper makeout kiss. What 284 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: you've never made out with someone? 285 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,840 Speaker 2: Absolutely fucking not are. 286 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 1: Saving yourselfs on that? Yes, okay, if I'm a slut, 287 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:18,559 Speaker 1: you're a freak. 288 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 2: What now I'm a holy man? I'm a holy man. 289 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know some holes. 290 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I got fucking gaping holes? 291 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 1: Was it you? But if you've heard this story, just 292 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:37,560 Speaker 1: fucking listen to it again. I don't fucking care. 293 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,880 Speaker 2: But me us to each other after every fucking story ever, 294 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:48,760 Speaker 2: thirty six times, we have these same conversations every single 295 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,360 Speaker 2: fucking day. It's really really crazy. 296 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: The only new things are like mic drops of the 297 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,160 Speaker 1: really sad, dark shit that's happened in our life where 298 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: we're just guys. Sorry, it's your last day. 299 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 2: This is June thirteenth, the last day I'm hitting this. 300 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,800 Speaker 2: This will probably come out two or three weeks after 301 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 2: the fact. I'm not hitting this anymore. I was aware 302 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:14,120 Speaker 2: I'm holding it down. It's for my beautiful mother. Happy 303 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 2: birthday to you, and we don't want to get a 304 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 2: copywritten strike love you, Mom, Happy Birthday. My mom listens 305 00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,760 Speaker 2: to every single episode of me talking about spraying shit 306 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,880 Speaker 2: and poop out of my buttt and farts. 307 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 1: Well, my parents don't, which is like actually kind of sad, 308 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 1: but I guess my mom literally wouldn't understand. Yeah, like 309 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: what is she going to be listening for? But I 310 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: just wanted to, Yeah, I wanted to reiterate my first kiss. 311 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,840 Speaker 1: And if you've heard it, I'm sorry because I have 312 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,520 Speaker 1: told it like eight times because it's actually probably the 313 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: funniest story ever to me. So it was like six 314 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: or seventh grade and I was just started to date 315 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,560 Speaker 1: this kid because for Valentine's Day. Okay, I mean, like 316 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,720 Speaker 1: it's only natural. 317 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,480 Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, it's natural for men today. 318 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,680 Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, okay, he courted me. 319 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,800 Speaker 2: I didn't court him, okay, but you still pursued it. 320 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:21,000 Speaker 1: But also me saying courted over seventh grade like foolishness. Okay, 321 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,440 Speaker 1: So setting in the scene, it's like six nth grade 322 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: take cares on the radio all the fucking time. You 323 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:31,480 Speaker 1: already know the vibes. The vibes are elite for Valentine's Day. 324 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 1: He gets me this really big thing like seventh grade. 325 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,960 Speaker 2: I think your first kids the seventh grade. Holy shit, 326 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 2: I actually do think it. 327 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 1: Was sixth grade, but I don't remember, like because I'm 328 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,960 Speaker 1: not a fucking loser, like I lost my first kiss 329 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 1: really fucking easy. Actually never damn sorry, keep going on 330 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: something else. Wow, your virginity, not my virginity. I did 331 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,680 Speaker 1: lose my virginity when I was eighteen. Wow, because I 332 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 1: am a law abiding citizen. 333 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 2: I lost mine to a thirty something year old when 334 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:13,560 Speaker 2: I was sixteen. I wish that was a joke. I 335 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 2: know it's not military vibes. 336 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,199 Speaker 1: Sure, that's what I was gonna say. I was going 337 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,440 Speaker 1: to say something. 338 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:25,280 Speaker 2: And I lied and said I was joining the army too. 339 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 1: Oh, you are a part of the army. 340 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,160 Speaker 2: We'll tell that story another day. 341 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, one day, one day, coming soon, but whatever, we 342 00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:42,639 Speaker 1: start dating on Valentine's Day. This is just a cute 343 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,680 Speaker 1: thing to mention. I was really into Palmer Clay during 344 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:48,080 Speaker 1: the time, so I made him and he was like 345 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,320 Speaker 1: his cousins and him were all like graph writers, and 346 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:55,840 Speaker 1: he would right his name with the Superman S. So 347 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,200 Speaker 1: I made him a Superman logo. 348 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,400 Speaker 2: He's such a toy, Yeah, a toy. 349 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,480 Speaker 1: He's like, not really about it. But I made him 350 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:07,639 Speaker 1: a Superman logo pendant and gave him a necklace with 351 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,200 Speaker 1: that pendant on it. That's so cute for Valentine's Day, 352 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,959 Speaker 1: and he probably got in was like, bitch, I do 353 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,600 Speaker 1: not want to wear this because he never wore. 354 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,960 Speaker 2: But it's like exposing himself. 355 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like embarrassing too. It's just too much. But 356 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,159 Speaker 1: that was my cute gift. And while I was making it, 357 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,800 Speaker 1: take cares playing and I was like I would take 358 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,680 Speaker 1: care of him. I was like, I literally would take 359 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,000 Speaker 1: care of it. 360 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:28,880 Speaker 2: I wish I had that feeling. 361 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:32,960 Speaker 1: It's crazy you've had it once and then it blew 362 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 1: up in your face and like set your life on fire. 363 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not even there. Also, it's not even that 364 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 2: like my walls are built up. It's just like no 365 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:42,760 Speaker 2: one is intriguing. 366 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, And I feel like you're also at the age 367 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,120 Speaker 1: now where you know so many cool people, so finding 368 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,719 Speaker 1: someone is like only harder. Does that make sense? I 369 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,680 Speaker 1: feel like when you get all the dating shit out young, 370 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,359 Speaker 1: it's like Okay, I know what I like. I know 371 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: what I don't like, Like easy said and done and 372 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,520 Speaker 1: then and you're used to like the game of it, 373 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,120 Speaker 1: so you can date really easy, but since you haven't, 374 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 1: it's like too much to just jump in with a 375 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: random Yeah that feels crazy, I feel I bet no. 376 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, why would I literally ever do that? 377 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,159 Speaker 1: Why would I do that when I know some of 378 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 1: the close. 379 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 2: People, like genuinely I have like more than enough love 380 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 2: from the people that I surround myself with that like 381 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,520 Speaker 2: I will literally just have sex with people when I 382 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:27,919 Speaker 2: need it. 383 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, when your urges. 384 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, when my primary urg. 385 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,679 Speaker 1: But that is besides the point. That was just a 386 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,879 Speaker 1: cute thing. So we're dating for I don't remember how long, 387 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: but we were all friends with the same people. And 388 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: our mutual close friend I'll just say I think this 389 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,399 Speaker 1: was this was her nicknames, I'll just say it. Our 390 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,480 Speaker 1: mutual friend c C was like, y'all like need to 391 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: make out, like you haven't made out yet, And I 392 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 1: was like, I know, but I'm just like nervous, like 393 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 1: I don't want to make out, Like I don't know, 394 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. She's like, oh, my god, 395 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,920 Speaker 1: like everybody wants to make out, you need to make 396 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,919 Speaker 1: out with him. And I was like, okay, fine, like 397 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,600 Speaker 1: I'll fucking make out with him, which is like such 398 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,760 Speaker 1: a funny conversation be happening in the middle of what 399 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 1: like English class? What the fuck are we talking about? 400 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 1: And so I didn't have the same class with him. 401 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,199 Speaker 1: I had like a band's class, while they had you 402 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,600 Speaker 1: were in band like history. Uh no, not by like choice, 403 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,920 Speaker 1: They just like had us in a musical class. I 404 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,359 Speaker 1: never touched a fucking instrument in my life. Nerd. Okay, well, 405 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 1: I was a slut, so I couldn't have been a nerd, 406 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,240 Speaker 1: but I guess I was like a nerdy slut. Hybrid 407 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:35,199 Speaker 1: you were bad teachers, Yeah, I was like hybrid the stone. 408 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,920 Speaker 1: But basically they told me to skip class because all 409 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,320 Speaker 1: his friends were in his class. So I skipped class 410 00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:46,320 Speaker 1: while they had lunch and went to the whole way 411 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,239 Speaker 1: while they they all came back from lunch early so 412 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,159 Speaker 1: they could watch us make out. And I stood in 413 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,159 Speaker 1: the hallway with this kid and made out with him 414 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,359 Speaker 1: while all our friends stood around us and watched, Like 415 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,239 Speaker 1: the weirdest shit ever. They all just stood around and 416 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: watched it sucked balls, he got spit all over my face. 417 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,040 Speaker 1: I was so uncomfortable. I fucking hated it. 418 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 2: It was so weird when you know, like that post 419 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,159 Speaker 2: like makeout, dried spitch. 420 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 1: No, literally like wiping my mouth on my sleeve. I 421 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,439 Speaker 1: was like, okay, and I just backed up. And then 422 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,520 Speaker 1: their teacher came to like let them in the room 423 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 1: and looked at me and was like, Andy, you don't 424 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 1: have this class right now. I was like, oh, my 425 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,520 Speaker 1: teacher let me like come in whatever. And then she 426 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 1: like looked at us all and she was like, what 427 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 1: were y'all doing? And I was like, we weren't doing anything, 428 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 1: and then proceeded to give us a lecture, like a 429 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,719 Speaker 1: really religious lecture about how you should be dating to Mary. 430 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 1: People don't date for fun. You date to Mary to 431 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 1: find your significant other, but the rest of your life 432 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,199 Speaker 1: you dating is a fun activity. You're supposed to be 433 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,720 Speaker 1: doing it to lock it down. And she looked at 434 00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,840 Speaker 1: me and she was like, do you want to bet 435 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 1: with him for the rest of your life? And I 436 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,480 Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, because I was literally in 437 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:57,439 Speaker 1: fucking like six or seventh grade. I was like And 438 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,399 Speaker 1: then she sent me to the Vice Prince and I 439 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:04,520 Speaker 1: got what PET for skipping class. So she not only 440 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,800 Speaker 1: did she ruin my vibe, she was literally a boner kill. 441 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:11,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, she ruined the vibe. 442 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 1: And she sent me to what my school called PET, 443 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,359 Speaker 1: which was physical torture and I had to do crab 444 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,879 Speaker 1: walks in the hot sun for a lame ass kiss. 445 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,639 Speaker 1: But the funniest part is after doing all that, I 446 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 1: go home and my friend Cec calls me. She's like, 447 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,840 Speaker 1: oh my god, we didn't get to talk, like how 448 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 1: was it? And I was just like, oh, yeah, it 449 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 1: was so good, Like it was literally the best. It 450 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 1: was more than I could have ever expected, Like it 451 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 1: was so fucking good. And she's like, oh my god. 452 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,679 Speaker 1: Good because he's on the line. Bitch, Now what if 453 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:41,920 Speaker 1: I told you that shit sucked? 454 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:42,840 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 455 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 1: She's like, here, I'll get off so y'all can talk 456 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,199 Speaker 1: to each other. I was like oh, and then she 457 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:48,879 Speaker 1: just like left us on the phone and I was 458 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,440 Speaker 1: just standing away though I know, I was just standing 459 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,120 Speaker 1: with the family phone that anybody in my house could 460 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 1: pick up at any moment and hear my fucking conversation, 461 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 1: which we need to bring that back because that kind 462 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,359 Speaker 1: of like dropping his top tier. But then I just 463 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 1: stood there awkwardly, like I don't even know what we 464 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,320 Speaker 1: talked about. I think he was like, hey, like, how 465 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,520 Speaker 1: was the rest of your day? And I told my 466 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,200 Speaker 1: dad pet and he'd be like, oh, I'm so sorry, 467 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,159 Speaker 1: and then it was kind of silent. 468 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,240 Speaker 2: Then wait, so you got Pete and he didn't. 469 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,480 Speaker 1: No, he didn't because he wasn't skipping class, so he. 470 00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,679 Speaker 2: Was fine because of the No, it wasn't because of 471 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 2: the kiss. 472 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,480 Speaker 1: I think it was both. I think she was st 473 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,719 Speaker 1: shaming me and being like, damn girl, you're missing your 474 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 1: education for some misogyny, yeah, for some bad kissing, And 475 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: I was like yes. And then we did break up 476 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,919 Speaker 1: soon after that. And then my next boyfriend was a 477 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,679 Speaker 1: good kisser, and we would make out all the time 478 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,080 Speaker 1: in the hallways, and I was one of those. 479 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,000 Speaker 2: People, you're so nicety. 480 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,600 Speaker 5: One of those people who literally, like in the middle 481 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 5: of classes would be making seventh grade boyfriend in the 482 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,720 Speaker 5: middle of the hallway and and then oh, my. 483 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,520 Speaker 2: God, you've always loved your love. 484 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 1: I have a problem and I really need attention. 485 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. My first kiss was at the Justin Bieber documentary. 486 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 1: In the movie the answer, I was like, well, you 487 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 1: got to go to a Justin Bieber concert. 488 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,520 Speaker 2: No, no, no, but I told everyone I was selling 489 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,399 Speaker 2: fake tickets to it to a Justin Bieber concert. 490 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well what happens, Like how did you land 491 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 1: your smooch at the Justin Bieber documentary? 492 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:29,199 Speaker 2: I literally turned and was like and we kissed and 493 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:31,600 Speaker 2: that was it, and then we sat like this the 494 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,440 Speaker 2: rest of the mote. I'm not joking. It was so awkward. 495 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 2: And that's one of those things like that, No, for real, 496 00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 2: that's one of those things to this day that I'm 497 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 2: still like humiliated by. It was just that moment. I 498 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,200 Speaker 2: don't know why. It was so scary to me. There's 499 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,280 Speaker 2: like a couple of moments that happened like in high 500 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 2: school that I'm just like, oh, my fucking god, like 501 00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:55,160 Speaker 2: why did I do that? And then one of them 502 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:59,160 Speaker 2: like I called you about like freaking the fuck out yeah, 503 00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,040 Speaker 2: which was like literally the one of the craziest. 504 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,760 Speaker 1: That is like actually insane. 505 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not even embarrassing, it's just like it is. 506 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:08,280 Speaker 2: But it's also like just mean. 507 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more so just like mean spirited and wrong. 508 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:20,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, I was hate crimed. I watched your face 509 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,440 Speaker 2: like I wish I was joking. 510 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not funny. 511 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,800 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, No, no, no, it's it's funny. 512 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,760 Speaker 1: I can only laugh. Yeah, no one tells me anything 513 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 1: for Actually, I think I am good with sympathy, but 514 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,040 Speaker 1: for the most part, if it's crazy, I have to 515 00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,080 Speaker 1: laugh first, and then I'm like, I'm actually sorry, that's 516 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 1: really fucked up, and I'll go into my empathy. But 517 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 1: life is too crazy. 518 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:45,160 Speaker 4: That shit is like actually literally, it's actually so funny 519 00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,960 Speaker 4: and like insane, like the circumstances of it all and 520 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,960 Speaker 4: just like really fucking weird, so. 521 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,840 Speaker 1: Ass backwards, like you doing the right thing turning into 522 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,000 Speaker 1: that is so. I think that's what makes it comic. 523 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:01,600 Speaker 1: Coal is you were being like, I'm one of the 524 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,320 Speaker 1: nice guys. 525 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,960 Speaker 2: No literally, I was like, no, we can't be doing this, 526 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,720 Speaker 2: we can't be doing this, and then. 527 00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,400 Speaker 1: It bit you're nass and that goes to show that's 528 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 1: why you should be evil. 529 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,800 Speaker 2: I know, that's why men are evil. 530 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's women's fault usually. 531 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. 532 00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,960 Speaker 1: Also I'm a little sick because we went to see 533 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,520 Speaker 1: Janet Jackson. I got my way. We went to see 534 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,440 Speaker 1: it was the best night of my life. But these 535 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,800 Speaker 1: women gave me a full glass of wine, and because 536 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 1: I have issues and if something's in my hand, I 537 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:31,879 Speaker 1: can't not have it. On the way out, I was 538 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,159 Speaker 1: feeling pretty fine, but then I chugged it on the 539 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,160 Speaker 1: way out because I'm fucking crazy. And by the time 540 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,439 Speaker 1: we got down the hill, I felt so drunk and 541 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,520 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, now I'm drunk, and I was 542 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 1: asking random people for cigarettes, And after screaming to Janet 543 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:50,560 Speaker 1: all night and smoking, I fucked my throat up. And 544 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:52,119 Speaker 1: it's not the first time I fucked it up, but. 545 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:59,480 Speaker 2: Ill WHOA, Well, this is one of the only notes 546 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,399 Speaker 2: I have taken. If God ends up being real and 547 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,520 Speaker 2: I go to Hell, I'm literally going to freak the 548 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,520 Speaker 2: fuck out, like at the end, and I literally am 549 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,159 Speaker 2: like going to hell. Like no, I'm a good person. 550 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,240 Speaker 1: So that's why I'm saying, like I'm a good. 551 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,320 Speaker 2: Person and I'm a spiritual person. I like believe in 552 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 2: something like he's just not giving me enough fuck or 553 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,480 Speaker 2: it is not giving me enough fucking proof to like 554 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,439 Speaker 2: no if it's real or not. 555 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,800 Speaker 1: Like but also it's like the whole idea of like 556 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 1: okay and God bless anybody who like is an overachiever 557 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: in their faith. Like this isn't to discredit it, but 558 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,879 Speaker 1: it's kind of like the idea of the overachievers in 559 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,199 Speaker 1: high school. Like I'm sorry to use you as a 560 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 1: fucking yeah like example, but this motherfucker got straight A's 561 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,199 Speaker 1: really thought he was gonna be a doctor. Look at 562 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,280 Speaker 1: where he's at. He's sitting here talking about his gaping. 563 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,040 Speaker 2: Hole and farting like smoking a rotten puff bar. 564 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, like you, just you. And that's why I feel 565 00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 1: about practicing your faith in real life. In the the ends, 566 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 1: people will go to prove that they are good enough 567 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 1: and worthy enough to be accepted into this place. I'm 568 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 1: my girl, there's so much actual evil shit you could 569 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,040 Speaker 1: be doing. Trust and believe you can kiss somebody before 570 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:16,360 Speaker 1: you get married and you will get in nice. 571 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,120 Speaker 2: Oh for real. Also like also that you're. 572 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 1: So close with them texting when you get. 573 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 2: There, perh No, it's really crazy. And like just so 574 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 2: I love this saying there's no hate like Christian love 575 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,920 Speaker 2: or something like that, Like have you heard that there's 576 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:38,800 Speaker 2: no No, it's just so real. No, But genuinely, I'm like, 577 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,880 Speaker 2: there's such a hateful persons like I don't want to 578 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,040 Speaker 2: align with that. I do have like faith in something 579 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,120 Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck it is, but like 580 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,360 Speaker 2: organized religion one is a big fucking scam, enough finesse 581 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,280 Speaker 2: and really fucking scary, and like I've seen what it 582 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,800 Speaker 2: does to people and how it just like rips apart 583 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,480 Speaker 2: their families, and I've seen it like destroy people's psychees 584 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 2: and they work great, great, genuinely kind people, and then 585 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 2: like I've seen them just go down this rabbit hole 586 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,320 Speaker 2: of conspiracy like anti gay, like just all this really 587 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,440 Speaker 2: really gnarly bad shit that just like is so fucking 588 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,560 Speaker 2: heartbreaking to witness, and it's all for what, like a 589 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 2: Bible that isn't fucking true that was written. Probably That's 590 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,760 Speaker 2: the other crazy fucking part about the Bible is it 591 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,120 Speaker 2: has been translated a billion fucking times, and like literally 592 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 2: go on Google Translate and translate like I like sucking 593 00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,400 Speaker 2: ass to Spanish and then fucking put it back into English, 594 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 2: Like it doesn't work. It's not real. 595 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 1: Also, if the thing you believe so heavily in has 596 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:46,000 Speaker 1: such a costly effect of negativity towards so many people, 597 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 1: I just don't understand how that doesn't make you step 598 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 1: back from it and reconsider the values of this thing 599 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,160 Speaker 1: you believe in. And I understand, yeah, I understand that, 600 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:59,720 Speaker 1: like people need something, everyone needs something. I'm so sure 601 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,479 Speaker 1: that if I didn't have like the love and affection 602 00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,160 Speaker 1: I have from you guys and my family and my 603 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,680 Speaker 1: love life and like like the successes I've had, I 604 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:10,240 Speaker 1: would have to turn to something, and that might be religion, 605 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 1: it might be something like more negative whatever, and they 606 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,920 Speaker 1: are more negative things to turn to. But when your 607 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:20,320 Speaker 1: religion literally starts making it that you're on your iPhone 608 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:26,600 Speaker 1: screaming into your iPhone chomp, oh your the rainbow on it, 609 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 1: something something is really something is really rare. 610 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:35,360 Speaker 2: Got lost in translation actually for real. But I don't know, 611 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,520 Speaker 2: I like deconstructed my faith like when I was like 612 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:42,040 Speaker 2: fifteen fourteen or fifteen in it was like literally one 613 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:48,640 Speaker 2: of the scariest, hardest moments of my life. And now 614 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 2: I am existing as my own God. Oh kind of 615 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,040 Speaker 2: not in like a delusional. 616 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,760 Speaker 1: Like a delusional like scar way, but like. 617 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,600 Speaker 2: In a way where I'm like, oh, I'm like star 618 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,720 Speaker 2: dust and I'm like ninety nine point nine percent empty space, 619 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,920 Speaker 2: and like none of this really actually exists. Once you're dead, 620 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,600 Speaker 2: so like live it up, bade live it up. 621 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I also think I got lucky that 622 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,479 Speaker 1: I didn't grow up in a super religious household. Like 623 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,120 Speaker 1: my parents are definitely religious. My parents believe in God, 624 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:26,520 Speaker 1: but they've never pushed or implied any of the rules 625 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,360 Speaker 1: and kind of gnarly ideology that came along with it. 626 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 1: I was never told like God is watching, or like 627 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,240 Speaker 1: same you'll repent or like whatever. Like I was never 628 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 1: told I would like pay for my sins. Like I 629 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:41,720 Speaker 1: was just taught basic moral ground rulings that parents teach 630 00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 1: their kids, like don't lie, don't do this, don't do that, 631 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:45,960 Speaker 1: but it was never followed like and if you do 632 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,880 Speaker 1: do that, you're gonna burn an eternity for all of 633 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,520 Speaker 1: your life. So enjoy your fun while you have it. 634 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,479 Speaker 2: I guess exactly. My so crazy my family was like 635 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,840 Speaker 2: the exact same way, where they were just like you 636 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,120 Speaker 2: can do whatever the fuck you want, which is the 637 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,800 Speaker 2: sickest way to raise your children, and like if they 638 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,840 Speaker 2: want to go to church, support it, if they don't 639 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,160 Speaker 2: want to support it. It was so sick, and they 640 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,200 Speaker 2: raised me so well, look at me, I'm talking about 641 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,000 Speaker 2: my gaping buttthole on a podcast right now, you raised 642 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:16,560 Speaker 2: perfectly no, but genuinely, and then like fuck, what was 643 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,080 Speaker 2: I going to say? What were you just talking about? 644 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 3: Oh? 645 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,680 Speaker 2: Like the reason why I was like indoctrinated into this 646 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,160 Speaker 2: shit was because I grew up in the fucking Bible 647 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:31,280 Speaker 2: Belt in South fucking Texas. Like whatever, it's like. 648 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,840 Speaker 1: Bound to happen when that's the community around it. 649 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:40,600 Speaker 2: My harsh reality was finding out geographically Texas is not 650 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,880 Speaker 2: really the South, but I mean it is, like hello, 651 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 2: like that. 652 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:50,120 Speaker 1: I feel like culturally it is so now what But yeah, 653 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:54,560 Speaker 1: religion is really intense and if you are religious, this 654 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,520 Speaker 1: is not to bash you take it like that, please, 655 00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,080 Speaker 1: because I do save me. 656 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:00,760 Speaker 2: I'm not joking. Save me. 657 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,440 Speaker 1: I will say I've always felt this, like I genuinely 658 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,480 Speaker 1: wish I had a connection to it because I feel 659 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 1: like it would calm a lot of the anxieties I have. 660 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: But instead I got a therapist who actually texted me 661 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,120 Speaker 1: the other day, WHOA, I have to text her back, 662 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,880 Speaker 1: but it's crazy, like I don't know, Like we were 663 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,280 Speaker 1: making jokes like she needs that fucking check, she's missing 664 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 1: a patient. But I actually do have like such a 665 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:28,400 Speaker 1: good relationship with her, and it is crazy because I 666 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:33,680 Speaker 1: was just two nice before going on an emotional sobbing 667 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,200 Speaker 1: tangent about how I need to finally see a psychiatrist 668 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,800 Speaker 1: and something's wrong with me and I'm never gonna be 669 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,360 Speaker 1: normal because I'm twenty four, like in Chune towards twenty five, 670 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:41,600 Speaker 1: and I still feel the same way I did when 671 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:42,480 Speaker 1: I was fourteen, but. 672 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:44,640 Speaker 2: So scary. 673 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,600 Speaker 1: It doesn't change. 674 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,320 Speaker 2: Just wait till you turn twenty five and you realize that. 675 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 1: Oh you think I'm making it to twenty. 676 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:59,320 Speaker 2: Five, I'll make you make it to twenty five. 677 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,640 Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm gonna get up for one second to get water. 678 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:05,760 Speaker 2: No, I need water too. Women don't get wet? What 679 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,440 Speaker 2: women don't get wet? 680 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:08,840 Speaker 1: You've never made a woman wet? 681 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:14,640 Speaker 2: M that's all a myth. Okay. I wanted to play 682 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 2: f Mary Kill, but I don't know with who. I 683 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,880 Speaker 2: just have f Mary Kill written down. 684 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:30,120 Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna give the three people. Oh okay, Tati, 685 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,359 Speaker 1: Shane Dawson or jeffree Star. 686 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,960 Speaker 2: Oh wow, wasn't that a good one? 687 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,279 Speaker 1: I do want gonna get mine because I already know. Yeah, 688 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:43,880 Speaker 1: I'm marrying Tati. I'm fucking Jeffrey I'm killing Shane Dawson. 689 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:52,440 Speaker 2: Hm hm, I might switch Jeffrey and Shane. 690 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:57,239 Speaker 1: WHOA, that's crazy. I guess like neither are like the 691 00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:02,520 Speaker 1: most viable. Okay, Jeffrey stars on TikTok doing TikTok's life battle. 692 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,520 Speaker 1: So crazy, something crazy has shifted. 693 00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:10,480 Speaker 2: In the universe, funneling bunneling money from his fans into 694 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,160 Speaker 2: his bank account. 695 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:12,280 Speaker 1: He needs it. 696 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,800 Speaker 2: It's so crazy. I hope that money is being donated 697 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,800 Speaker 2: or like, I don't know what the fuck that money 698 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,399 Speaker 2: goes to, because when we get tipped, we don't get 699 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 2: the money. So I'm like his TikTok is getting I 700 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,240 Speaker 2: don't know, the whole tipping culture on TikTok is really 701 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,720 Speaker 2: really crazy. With that said, me and Andiel are gonna 702 00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:37,400 Speaker 2: be battling on TikTok. Please donate to please donate to me. Okay, 703 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:45,280 Speaker 2: f Mary kill Orian Josh Josiah. 704 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:50,280 Speaker 1: Whoa, Okay, well I'm marrying Oriyan Dude. This is gross. 705 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,040 Speaker 1: This is like so gross. But I'm having sex with 706 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,080 Speaker 1: Josh and I'm killing Josiah. 707 00:35:55,520 --> 00:36:01,560 Speaker 2: Wow, because yeah, because I I think Lucas killed me. 708 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:07,920 Speaker 1: Like I can't imagine Josiah like Josiah and you genuinely 709 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:10,319 Speaker 1: don't have genitals, and I don't want to know if 710 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:10,560 Speaker 1: you do. 711 00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:14,279 Speaker 2: Okay, but I have jin tolls. Let me tell you 712 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:19,800 Speaker 2: about it. Also before this episode ends, because we literally 713 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,360 Speaker 2: have to run, like we have to leave right now. 714 00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,480 Speaker 2: Let's do a love compatibility test between us. 715 00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,000 Speaker 1: Wha wait? Is that the thing that's like when like 716 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,480 Speaker 1: you would put justin Bieber's name in. 717 00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Oh wow, So I'm gonna do. 718 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:49,360 Speaker 3: The love calculator. Oh love cambility names tests? 719 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:13,880 Speaker 1: What is it? Okay, it has to be more than that. 720 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not chill. Yeah, taking the last name. 721 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:25,279 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, science there oh wow. 722 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:26,719 Speaker 3: Wow. 723 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,960 Speaker 2: Right below that, when I'm talking about my babe over here, 724 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,600 Speaker 2: I get an ami gay quiz. This is crazy. 725 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,560 Speaker 1: You should take that. We'll do that for another opiod. 726 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do that for patreons. 727 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,960 Speaker 1: We'll do the the gate. There's like the gay quiz 728 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,000 Speaker 1: and then the like morality scaled. 729 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, and also like there's another one. 730 00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's wrong with you. You know what 731 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,480 Speaker 1: I will say, Drew, is you're looking very masculine, Like 732 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,719 Speaker 1: something in my primal body is like like I'm like, hey. 733 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,480 Speaker 2: Is that that's the same for you. I'm talking to you. 734 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,000 Speaker 2: I heard your heart flutter, I heard your heart fart. 735 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,680 Speaker 1: It's crazy because there was other like stories from high 736 00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,840 Speaker 1: school that I wanted to tell that are like sometimes 737 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,680 Speaker 1: just too much. Oh, actually I'll tell this one from 738 00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:16,440 Speaker 1: middle school that I am very aware is a gnarly 739 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,400 Speaker 1: fucking story. I'm very aware. Actually, I literally can. 740 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,439 Speaker 2: It can't be worse than me spray painting a kid. 741 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,880 Speaker 2: Oh it is, no, it's not I spray painted a kid. 742 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:29,240 Speaker 1: Well, it's worse because it's like we were literally kids. 743 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,920 Speaker 1: So this is crazy. But one time during my dating 744 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,920 Speaker 1: the like popular guy who was a really good kisser 745 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,799 Speaker 1: who we would like make out in the hallways with. 746 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,319 Speaker 1: I was walking to lunch with everybody and you had 747 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,640 Speaker 1: to walk past the band room to get to like 748 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,800 Speaker 1: the lunch room to the cafeteria. And this kid, I'll 749 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,839 Speaker 1: just call him Jay, was holding the door do cat Yeah, 750 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,200 Speaker 1: Jaceyson Dojaka at the door and Jay was like, and yeah, 751 00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,439 Speaker 1: come here, open this door. And I was like, what's 752 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,440 Speaker 1: behind the door and he was like, Nah, you're a pussy, 753 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,640 Speaker 1: you don't want to open the door. I was like, 754 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,680 Speaker 1: what's behind the fucking door. I'm not a fucking pussy, 755 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,600 Speaker 1: and he was like, open the door, like, I dare 756 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,520 Speaker 1: you to open the door. Have I said it on 757 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:07,080 Speaker 1: the podcast? 758 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,360 Speaker 2: Okay, just finish it. 759 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,480 Speaker 1: I opened the door and there were two kids engaging 760 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,120 Speaker 1: who I knew, engaging in sexual acts behind the door, 761 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,520 Speaker 1: and everybody had ran up behind me to see it. 762 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,279 Speaker 1: And I felt so bad because I was friends with 763 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,360 Speaker 1: the girl and the guy, but I was really close friends, 764 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,000 Speaker 1: close friends when I was friends with the girl, and 765 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,520 Speaker 1: I felt so bad, and she knew how to fight, 766 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,760 Speaker 1: so I was like, I'm gonna get my ass. 767 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,000 Speaker 2: It's all the tiktoks and the snatchats. 768 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:38,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all the like do dad games, the devices? 769 00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah. 770 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:45,400 Speaker 1: And then I was up to no good. I was 771 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,799 Speaker 1: up to no good talking about the Thorne. 772 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,040 Speaker 2: Good cake but yeah. 773 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,680 Speaker 1: And then after she was like I apologized to her 774 00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,280 Speaker 1: because I felt like I had exposed her. 775 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,560 Speaker 2: And she was just she was me and I played 776 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:05,800 Speaker 2: want to break a kid's ankles? Expose them? 777 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:06,000 Speaker 1: All? 778 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:06,319 Speaker 3: Right? 779 00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:10,440 Speaker 2: Well, that concludes this episode. Let's give a couple of 780 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:18,000 Speaker 2: medias and move on. Okay. Flashcannon Casanova by Yabujin night 781 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:24,759 Speaker 2: Walker sick Boy rari O you Da by Ahmad al 782 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:30,799 Speaker 2: Shari I think, really pretty song. And then I'm gonna 783 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:35,239 Speaker 2: watch the new BlackBerry movie. Oh yeah, we need to 784 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:40,160 Speaker 2: do that very soon because I'm excited a f about it. 785 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,400 Speaker 1: Well, my media of the week is Simple Kind of 786 00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:49,080 Speaker 1: Life by no doubt. I'm the Sky Norma Tanega Don't 787 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:49,640 Speaker 1: be Afraid. 788 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:55,000 Speaker 2: That was like, oh the way that your feel, don't 789 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,120 Speaker 2: be afraid. 790 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:03,120 Speaker 1: And then Muskrat Love Muskrat Candlelight by Willis Allen Ramsey. 791 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:08,640 Speaker 1: That song makes me feel so nice, so so so 792 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:14,799 Speaker 1: so nice, and then yeah, that's it for media. That's 793 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,400 Speaker 1: fucking Thank you guys so much for watching. 794 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:24,800 Speaker 2: Sorry for the short episode. We've been stacking episodes because 795 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,439 Speaker 2: we're gone for a month and a half. Also by 796 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:27,959 Speaker 2: our merch 797 00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:52,239 Speaker 1: Mm hmm.