1 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:05,440 Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for. 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:18,120 Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world, 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,159 Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for 5 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: the best readio you've heard in a while. Jew Show. 6 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: You should tally hire me as your tax care professional 7 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,199 Speaker 1: because I can do the renegade, the well and the 8 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:36,920 Speaker 1: floss without even skipping a beating between them. It's a 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: Jewel Show. If that made no sense to you, then congratulations, 10 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,640 Speaker 1: you're not really on TikTok that much. If that did 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,639 Speaker 1: make sense to you, then you're on TikTok a lot. 12 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 1: And guess what TikTok is doing. A new thing called 13 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 1: TikTok resumes it actually lets you apply for jobs directly 14 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: on TikTok, like real jobs, like actual jobs directly on TikTok. 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: Kind of like LinkedIn, but that's convenient, Yeah, LinkedIn with 16 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: dance challenges. What kind of jobs. Well, here's a thing 17 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 1: that TikTok really is talking about, the fact that you 18 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: can now apply for jobs on TikTok. I light what 19 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,400 Speaker 1: you'd be a great asset for a company and don't 20 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: be afraid to let your personalities shine through. This is TikTok, 21 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 1: the home of authentic self representation. Avoid saying your last 22 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 1: name or email in your video. This will be added later. 23 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 1: Did you say TikTok the home of realistic, authentically authentic? 24 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 1: Because is anything authentic on TikTok? No? Is anything authentic 25 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: on social media? Definitely not? Okay, here, let's hear this 26 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: message again. TikTok now has a new thing called TikTok resumes, 27 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 1: where you can apply for jobs right on the TikTok. 28 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: I light what you'd be a great asset for a company, 29 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: and don't be afraid to let your personalities shine through. 30 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: This is TikTok the home of authentic self representation. Wrong, 31 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,199 Speaker 1: avoid saying your last name or email in your video. 32 00:01:41,319 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: This will be added later when you apply. Keep your 33 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: video up in public for one month to allow recruiters 34 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,800 Speaker 1: enough time to review your TikTok resume. And if you 35 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: use music, make sure it's not too loud so we 36 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 1: can hear you speaking. Film your video vertically and use 37 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: the hashtag TikTok resumes and use TikTok tools and effects 38 00:01:57,320 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: to help share your passions and your job experience. No way. 39 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: Remember back when you were in school, they would tell 40 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: you how to make a resume, right, Yeah, you have 41 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: to put your objective and all the other stuff on 42 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: your resume, so ridiculously like detail oriented. And I'm like, 43 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,840 Speaker 1: come on, and now it's just TikTok videos that you 44 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,800 Speaker 1: send to companies to try to get a job. I 45 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: do like it. But could you imagine a company saying, well, 46 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: you used whop in the background of youule application, We're 47 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: going to take you right. Well, it depends on the company. 48 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to work for a company that wouldn't 49 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 1: like whop in the background. Yeah, you want to judge 50 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,320 Speaker 1: me on my whop, then I not go for you. Yeah. 51 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: They don't have a ton of jobs listing yet. On 52 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,839 Speaker 1: the new TikTok resumes, the New York NLA have over 53 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:38,800 Speaker 1: thirty openings when most other cities only have one or two. 54 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: But some of them look like pretty good jobs, everything 55 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: from entry level stuff to jobs that require ten years 56 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,679 Speaker 1: of experience. So you literally your next like tax preparer, 57 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: could have been found from a TikTok vancy job's way, 58 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: your personality needs to shine through. I could see it 59 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: but one way, it doesn't really. It just seems like overkill. Yeah, 60 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: I think if I was an employer, though, I would rather. 61 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,880 Speaker 1: I would rather they're weed through a bunch of annoying videos, 62 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: then have to actually get to know somebody, right, have 63 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,920 Speaker 1: to read it. Will look at a resume and then 64 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 1: you look at it. Somebody gives you a good resume, 65 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: and then they come in and you're like, oh my god, 66 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: there's no way I would ever hire you. Why couldn't 67 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 1: this be a ten second video of you being annoying 68 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: so I could just move on to the next, you 69 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,959 Speaker 1: know point. Yeah, but I would rather, Yeah, I would 70 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 1: rather look at a video because I could. I feel 71 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: like I'd be able to gauge better. And reading is annoying. 72 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: Reading does suck. I've never really even the cover page 73 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: or the cover letter, you know, and it's like, what 74 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,360 Speaker 1: is all that stuff? And they always lie like I 75 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: lied in the cover letter, like you know, everybody lies 76 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,800 Speaker 1: throughout the resume all over, Like, yeah, I don't even 77 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: know why it's even a thing anymore. It's just if 78 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 1: you're going to apply for something, it should be automated 79 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,000 Speaker 1: online and there shouldn't be half the amount of questions 80 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: and information. That's like in a standard resume, everybody makes 81 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: up everything on their resume. You could probably do it 82 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: in a TikTok video too, now that TikTok is adding 83 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: TikTok resumes just to hashtag TikTok resume if you want 84 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: to apply for a job, but you could edit the 85 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: video in a way to make it look like you 86 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 1: are able to do something that you're not or whatever 87 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 1: the job is. You know what our actual resume? Who 88 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: are they actually impressing the old resume? Ways? Yeah, old resumes, 89 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. And people would do all kinds of 90 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: things with them, colors, different kinds of paper. You know. 91 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: There's always that one friend who's like doing all of 92 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 1: their friends resumes. Yeah, and you know, because everybody hates 93 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 1: doing the resume. Yeah, and it's annoying. They're always complaining 94 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: about it when it's that time to come around to 95 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:20,479 Speaker 1: do the resume, and there's always that one friend like, hey, 96 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 1: i'll do it. Yeah, I'll tell a lot of resumes. 97 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: If dem resume, I'll show you my Yeah. And they're 98 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: always like they feel like they're the expert on resumes 99 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 1: because they got one job. It's like right after you 100 00:04:29,279 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 1: get out of high school or you get out of 101 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,560 Speaker 1: college or whatever, and you're sending out resumes and they're 102 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: the first one to get a job, so they help 103 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: everybody with their resume, and it always says the same thing. Right. 104 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: The thing I like the most of resumes is when 105 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 1: people say they'll like work it a drive through, but 106 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 1: then they'll title the job and it will be like 107 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 1: coordinator of the efficient project management that goes on behind 108 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,559 Speaker 1: the scene. Yeah, it's always finding a creative way to 109 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: describe a job title that isn't actually very good, like 110 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 1: a food runner at a restaurant. If you're applying for 111 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: an actual company to get out of the food industry, 112 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: a food runner a restaurant is food runner. It's like 113 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:05,479 Speaker 1: a sustenance expeditery or something like that. You just add 114 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: a bunch of words to it. Well, text in four 115 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: one six one Do you like the new way of 116 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:13,039 Speaker 1: applying to jobs on TikTok Now TikTok resumes and what 117 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,839 Speaker 1: kind of a job would you want to apply for? All? Right, 118 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: Remember you can always follow the show on social media 119 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,279 Speaker 1: on Instagram and TikTok. At the Jewel Show, you can 120 00:05:18,279 --> 00:05:20,280 Speaker 1: follow each of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm 121 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,159 Speaker 1: at thatreas, I'm at Evan on the radio, the Jewbil 122 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame morning. That's one. Hello. Hi, 123 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,440 Speaker 1: my name is Tom Waddles calling from the Nevada Gaming Commission. 124 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: I was looking for Carmen. Yeah, yeah, this is him, Carmen. 125 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 1: How are you. The name is Tom Waddles, and I 126 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 1: am calling you about a recent jackpot that you claimed 127 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: in Las Vegas at the casino. Oh. Yeah, yeah, I 128 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:01,359 Speaker 1: did pretty good there on my trip. Yeah, what about it? Well, 129 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,039 Speaker 1: I understand how you think you did pretty well, seeming 130 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: as you were awarded a ten thousand dollars jackpot. Yeah, 131 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,880 Speaker 1: it was. It was life changing, Like I had never 132 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: won anything like that before, and like I felt like 133 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: a king. I mean like it was so much money 134 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 1: and it just really helped, and it like I needed 135 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 1: that money so bad, and I'm I love it and 136 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 1: I'm very happy with the casino that I went to 137 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:30,000 Speaker 1: and I'm looking forward to coming and play it again. Well, 138 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: I assume you're probably calling me for like tex stuff 139 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 1: for something. I guess you could kind of say that 140 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: the casino actually made a mistake. That was supposed to 141 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:43,159 Speaker 1: be a hundred dollars jack pot and they gave you 142 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. So I'm calling to collect the overpayment. Wait, 143 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,840 Speaker 1: what what do you mean? It was like supposed to 144 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 1: be a one hundred dollars You were supposed to have 145 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 1: one hundred dollars, and then there was a glitch and 146 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: somehow it said that you'd won ten thousand dollars and 147 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: that is not what you won. So after an investigation, 148 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to give us nine thousand and 149 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: nine hundred dollars of that back as soon as possible, 150 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: because if you don't, it will have to take legal 151 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: action because at that point, you're stealing money. Legal action. 152 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm not there's no legal action. 153 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 1: How could you The casino paid me that what they 154 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: need to pay me the casino three weeks ago, and 155 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: that money's the money's gone, it's gone. Oh okay, so 156 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,760 Speaker 1: you've spent the money that you will that you mistakenly won, 157 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: the money that I won. Yes, I bought. I bought 158 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,960 Speaker 1: an engagement ring for my now fiance. Okay, we started 159 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: the wedding planning process. I think I had to reserve 160 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,640 Speaker 1: a venue for it's gone. I don't. I can't pay 161 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,800 Speaker 1: back ten thousand dollars. Okay, right, I'm trying to work 162 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: with you here. I'm trying to work with you here. 163 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: I understand that you spent the money. What I'm saying is, 164 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: will take the ring. No, You're not taking the ring. 165 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 1: You could if you got to take legal action, then 166 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: take legal action, because that money's mine. It's three weeks 167 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: ago Cino paid me. We both had to sign for it. 168 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: Like it's not you could get lost. There are other 169 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: ways that we can do this. And I don't know 170 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,680 Speaker 1: how much you know about Vegas. You know, they say 171 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: it's changed a lot from what it used to be 172 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 1: back in the day. But I've been here a long 173 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 1: time and I can let you know it really hasn't 174 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: changed that much. I don't even know what you mean 175 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 1: by that. What's that got to do with a whipping? 176 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 1: What I mean is they used to talk about how 177 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: Las Vegas was run by the mom and if you 178 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: stole from a casino you'd get your legs broken or 179 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 1: something like that. A lot of unmarked graves out there 180 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 1: in the desert out there from people who rob from casinos, 181 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: or got caught stealing or cheating. Okay, And what's that 182 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,680 Speaker 1: got to do with this phone call right now? Did nothing? 183 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,319 Speaker 1: Just bring it up so you know, it's fun. It's 184 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 1: fun to kind of talk about the town. Anyway, Enough 185 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,719 Speaker 1: about that. The only thing I can think of is 186 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 1: that ring, that diamond ring that you bought with the 187 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 1: money that you think you won from the casino. Like 188 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,800 Speaker 1: I said, I have no problem coming to get that 189 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,360 Speaker 1: ring or sending someone to come and get that ring, 190 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 1: even if it's attached to a finger. Okay, that's definitely 191 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:01,559 Speaker 1: a threat. I'm going to call the tops. What was 192 00:09:01,559 --> 00:09:04,000 Speaker 1: your name again? My name is actually Jewel from The 193 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:06,920 Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you? A phone prank? 194 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,320 Speaker 1: What do you mean if Frank it's a joke. Your 195 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,839 Speaker 1: brother Carlos set you up. He said that you want 196 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 1: a big jack poton Vegas and want to made a 197 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh Carlos is behind Oh my gosh, 198 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: thank god, don't worry. The ten thousand dollars I think 199 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:27,960 Speaker 1: is still yours. Oh my god. Oh man, thank you guys, 200 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:30,840 Speaker 1: thank you for making this not real. I thought I 201 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: was gonna get like my legs broken. Wake up every 202 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone pranks, The Jewel Show on demand. 203 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,560 Speaker 1: First Date follow Up Apparently Jessicas was on the phone 204 00:09:42,559 --> 00:09:44,720 Speaker 1: for a first date follow up almost choked on her 205 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: first date. I mean that could be a good thing sometimes. 206 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: Well I don't know if she I don't know if 207 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 1: she means choke like. I don't know if she means 208 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,439 Speaker 1: choke like, um like didn't do a good job, Like, Oh, 209 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 1: I choked like a sports type choke, choked like if 210 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: she was in bed. That is a good kind of 211 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: choking for sure. I wonder if that happened on the 212 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 1: first date, that's a good first date. It probably has 213 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,520 Speaker 1: happened on a lot of first date I think, Yeah, 214 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: definitely has happened on a lot of first different ways. 215 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 1: So how did she choke? Yeah, so, Jessica, your email 216 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,960 Speaker 1: said that you choked on your first date. That could 217 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:23,200 Speaker 1: be an awesome thing, could be a not awesome thing. 218 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,400 Speaker 1: And most of my experience with that, it's been an 219 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,560 Speaker 1: awesome thing. So not awesome thing or we'll get to that. 220 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: Did you need to get the highlook maneuver? Yeah, before 221 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,640 Speaker 1: we get into what your email was talking about with 222 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: you choked on the date. First of all, what's the 223 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,040 Speaker 1: guy's name that you want to call? His name was Sean? Sean? 224 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 1: All right? And where did you meet Sean? We actually 225 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:47,720 Speaker 1: just met online and decided to meet up in person 226 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,720 Speaker 1: for dinner. And did you meet on some weird website 227 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 1: about like choking, like chokematch dot com or something. No, no, no, 228 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 1: that choking is not what you guys think at all. 229 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,079 Speaker 1: Well what did you guys do for your first date? 230 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,920 Speaker 1: What did you and Sean do for your first date? Um, 231 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 1: it was pretty standard. We we just met up for dinner. 232 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:10,440 Speaker 1: I mean we met online and wanted to meet in 233 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,679 Speaker 1: person and thought let's go have some food and just 234 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: meet up. And how was the meetup? I mean I 235 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:22,440 Speaker 1: thought it was great, to be honest. The only hiccup 236 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:27,200 Speaker 1: or choke up. But when I choked, which was you know, 237 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:31,120 Speaker 1: we were eating and I took a bite of my 238 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 1: food and it kind of went down the wrong hole. 239 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 1: So I just kind of like cought and like what 240 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:40,040 Speaker 1: did you choke on? It was just it was an asparagus, 241 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,760 Speaker 1: but I guess it was like, oh, it was spicy 242 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:46,600 Speaker 1: and I wasn't expecting it to be. And it was 243 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 1: just one of those moments, you know, where you swallow 244 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,160 Speaker 1: and you we're just like and I had to spit 245 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: it out onto my napkin as possible. Yeah. I was 246 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 1: not expecting an asparagus. No. I was spending like an 247 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 1: Italian meat ball or something, yes, something. So there was 248 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:03,040 Speaker 1: some cheese. I feel like choke on cheese. A lot 249 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 1: cheese items, pasta items are chokables. I don't know what happened. 250 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,560 Speaker 1: I just think the spice threw me off, and wow, 251 00:12:09,679 --> 00:12:11,160 Speaker 1: if I didn't take it out, I was just going 252 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,600 Speaker 1: to be coughing and coughing. So I was gonna say, yeah, 253 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,640 Speaker 1: like you know, sometimes you'll do that and you kind 254 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:17,200 Speaker 1: of can choke it down, but you couldn't do that, 255 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 1: so you had to spit it out. Yeah, exactly. I 256 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,400 Speaker 1: was like it was horrifying. Of course, I'm like, oh 257 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 1: my god, he's doing all this. Yeah, I mean, choking 258 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,559 Speaker 1: is already bad enough, but then like, hav did it 259 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:31,080 Speaker 1: spit it out? Like then that'd be embarrassing. I mean, 260 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,000 Speaker 1: that wouldn't turn me off. That happened on a day. 261 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 1: We're like, okay, that happens with food, you know. Yeah, 262 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,280 Speaker 1: I mean, but you know people can be particular, so 263 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,200 Speaker 1: I just I didn't get that type of vibe. He 264 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,160 Speaker 1: was very nice about it. He just looked like, have 265 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,520 Speaker 1: some water. But okay, that's the only thing I can 266 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,960 Speaker 1: think of really why he's not calling you back. But 267 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,920 Speaker 1: was the date good? I mean, did it seem like 268 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:57,160 Speaker 1: he liked you other than that? Yeah? I mean we 269 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:00,880 Speaker 1: were we were laughing and you know, just talking about 270 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,920 Speaker 1: random things and getting to know each other. We had 271 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:07,480 Speaker 1: already kind of covered the basics online. I don't think 272 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: there was much awkwardness other than that, really, right, he 273 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 1: was just really personable and like funny, and when he 274 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,360 Speaker 1: would talk about like his job and like because his 275 00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,600 Speaker 1: eyes was just like light up. He was very passionate 276 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,920 Speaker 1: about it, and there was just something really refreshing, you know, 277 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,920 Speaker 1: than to tell other than to hear somebody like, oh 278 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,200 Speaker 1: hate my job. So it was just like really nice 279 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 1: to see and like I would want to be around that. 280 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,559 Speaker 1: You know, people who are passionate about what they do 281 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: and enjoy what they do, that's usually an attractive thing. Yeah, exactly. 282 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:46,040 Speaker 1: And we we actually have the same dog. He has 283 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 1: a Golden Retriever like me, And I just thought that 284 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,360 Speaker 1: was really great because it's like, oh, let's go on 285 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,360 Speaker 1: a puppy date, like, oh yeah, well, yeah, that's cool. 286 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 1: That is a good thing to bond over people. I mean, 287 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,679 Speaker 1: that's right. There. Probably tells you suddenly that you guys 288 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:02,240 Speaker 1: are meant to be if you have the same dog. Well, 289 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 1: we'll figure it out. We'll play a song, come back 290 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: and then call him and see if the choking on 291 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 1: food is what did you in and why is not 292 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 1: calling you back? Okay, okay, great, it's a jewel show 293 00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,200 Speaker 1: right in the middle of your first date. Follow up 294 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: and if you're just joining us. Jessica is on the phone, 295 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: and Jessica went out with a guy named Sean on 296 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:22,240 Speaker 1: her first date. She thinks that he might not be 297 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 1: calling back because she accidentally choked on an asparagus in 298 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,640 Speaker 1: the middle of their date. And I guess it was 299 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 1: an awkward moment because she had to spit it back 300 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 1: out onto it. Did you spit into a napkin or 301 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,320 Speaker 1: just spit it on the table or just spit it? 302 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,920 Speaker 1: Oh god, no into a napkin. I spit it on 303 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,800 Speaker 1: the table right here in front of us. Yeah, I 304 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,520 Speaker 1: would have spit it right in his lap. Oh no, 305 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,720 Speaker 1: it was a napkin. Then I folded it you know, 306 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 1: put it away, polite, the polite thing to But other 307 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,800 Speaker 1: than that, she can't think of another reason that he 308 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 1: wouldn't be calling her back at the end of your date. 309 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:54,840 Speaker 1: I didn't ask you in the first part. At the 310 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:56,800 Speaker 1: end of your date? Did you guys kiss you guys 311 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 1: make plans to go out again? Anything? No, there was no. 312 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 1: There was no first kiss. Um, but we did. He 313 00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 1: could say, like, okay, we'll talk soon or so. I mean, 314 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,520 Speaker 1: I was the first one that texted him, and yeah, 315 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 1: that's he hasn't responded. Okay, how long has it been 316 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,960 Speaker 1: since you guys is date? It's been too weak? Oh wow, 317 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,360 Speaker 1: that's a while. Okay, yeah, i'd want to know. Yeah, 318 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,600 Speaker 1: me too, I'd be curious. All right, Well, we're gonna 319 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,120 Speaker 1: Dallas fun him right now, see if we can figure 320 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:38,520 Speaker 1: it out. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello, 321 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 1: I may speak to Sean please? Yeah, speaking Sean? How 322 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,200 Speaker 1: are you? This is the Jewel Show. My name's Jewbil, 323 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:53,400 Speaker 1: Mine's Alex. Um. What's up? What is the Jewbil Show? 324 00:15:53,640 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Sounds like you haven't heard of it? Um? No, sorry, 325 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:06,920 Speaker 1: what's what's Yeah? What are you guys calling me? Well? 326 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:10,600 Speaker 1: We're calling you because we do a segment on our 327 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,560 Speaker 1: show called the First Date follow Up This where if 328 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 1: you go out on a date with someone and then 329 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,320 Speaker 1: end up ghosting them, they can email us to get 330 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 1: you on the phone and try to figure out what happened. 331 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,960 Speaker 1: And you recently ghosted somebody, do you have any idea 332 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:33,600 Speaker 1: who could have emailed us? Uh? This? Yeah, Jessica? Correct, congratulations, 333 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 1: you got it right. Jessica emailed us because she said 334 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: that you're not calling her back. She told us about 335 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: your date. She said that she had a really good 336 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 1: time with you, and she doesn't know what happened. Am 337 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:49,880 Speaker 1: I telling us? All right? Yeah, we went out, We 338 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 1: got a little bite and a couple of drinks. It 339 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 1: was cool. Um. I liked her. Um, I mean, she 340 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:01,200 Speaker 1: was pretty. She looked like her picks your review. It 341 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,200 Speaker 1: sounds like you didn't really like it. Like it sounds 342 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,920 Speaker 1: like I don't know just the way that you said that, Hey, 343 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: you know you wanted me to be honest, I didn't 344 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,679 Speaker 1: fall in love on the first date. She was pretty okay. 345 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: She she didn't use trick photography. She looked like your pictures. 346 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,439 Speaker 1: So that's cool. I mean, you know, worst things have 347 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: happened in my career. So, um, you know I liked 348 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,879 Speaker 1: her and everything like that. Good to talk to, I 349 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:33,160 Speaker 1: would say, and we were laughing, Um to date good? 350 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:39,400 Speaker 1: So if it was good, then why not try again? Yeah? 351 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:44,440 Speaker 1: Brutal truth is h We're talking before the date and 352 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,760 Speaker 1: you know, she's telling me about herself. I'm telling her 353 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,479 Speaker 1: about me, and there's kind of like one detail. She's like, 354 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:56,840 Speaker 1: oh yeah, green eyes and all this. And as we're 355 00:17:56,880 --> 00:18:01,359 Speaker 1: sitting there looking and I'm noticed seen. The more I looked, 356 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: I was like, those are false contacts, So you can 357 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:07,280 Speaker 1: tell it. Then once you notice it, once you see it, 358 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,920 Speaker 1: you see it right, And I was like they were 359 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:14,640 Speaker 1: not green. Um, she's wearing I'm like, you know what's 360 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:18,480 Speaker 1: next year? Wait? So wait, you're not calling her back 361 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 1: because she's wearing because she led about her eye color 362 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 1: and that she was wearing contacts. Yeah yeah, okay, so no, no, 363 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,480 Speaker 1: that's not it because she's lying. She you know, it's 364 00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:34,160 Speaker 1: kind of a big deal. It's like a big part 365 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 1: of who you are, your face. A lot of people 366 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 1: wear colored contacts. Eye think what color do you think 367 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:45,720 Speaker 1: her eyes are? Then? Probably brown? Right, But there's nothing 368 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:49,639 Speaker 1: wrong that eye brown eyes. Um, but it's like, be real, 369 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,680 Speaker 1: she's lying about it. It's like what kind of cheese ball? 370 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,200 Speaker 1: You know, it's like green eyes and no, and then 371 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,639 Speaker 1: they roll up They've got like bionic playing e. It 372 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,720 Speaker 1: was like so stupid. So it's more the fact that 373 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 1: she lied about her eye color than the fact that 374 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:09,640 Speaker 1: she was wearing it was lame, you know, I mean, 375 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,240 Speaker 1: like be you be your best self? Right? It was 376 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 1: also lame is that we didn't tell you that she's 377 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 1: been on the phone the whole time. Oh god, Sean, 378 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:27,120 Speaker 1: I hey, yeah, wait so you you don't have green eyes? 379 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,800 Speaker 1: And you said, yah green? What colorifies you have? Um? 380 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:34,879 Speaker 1: I have hazel eyes. They may look a little green 381 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: in the sunlight, but it's more brownish than green. Um. 382 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,520 Speaker 1: So I wear contact to to bring out the green. 383 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,440 Speaker 1: I guess why do you have to lie about it? 384 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,719 Speaker 1: You know? I just I've been I've been wearing contacts 385 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,399 Speaker 1: for such a long part of my life that I 386 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,879 Speaker 1: it's not really that I'm like trying to lie, like 387 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:02,359 Speaker 1: blatantly lie. I just it's what I say, just an 388 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 1: everyday thing, right, I mean it sounds to me like 389 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,199 Speaker 1: you're insecure about it because you like listed on your 390 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,280 Speaker 1: stuff that he's talking about, like your eye color, and 391 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 1: then you're wearing the contacts, which is fine, but you're 392 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,200 Speaker 1: trying to pretend like it's not that you're not wearing contacts. 393 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 1: He should just own it. I think, yeah, yeah, it 394 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,639 Speaker 1: is a big insecurity. It's not something that you know, 395 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 1: you guys like saying like you're beautiful. You don't even 396 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,479 Speaker 1: know what I look like first, But that's not really helping. Um. 397 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,960 Speaker 1: I appreciate it, but it's not going to be solved 398 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,160 Speaker 1: in just one day. But you are though. You are 399 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,560 Speaker 1: though if you think you are, you will be all right. 400 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,680 Speaker 1: Look and they're not gonna feel bad now you heard 401 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,400 Speaker 1: me say as it's all you were pretty. I mean, 402 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,200 Speaker 1: I don't think anybody wouldn't think you're pretty. You're you're 403 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:49,600 Speaker 1: very good looking. But I'm just like, why why the lie? 404 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,200 Speaker 1: That's weird? I mean, it shouldn't have to be so 405 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 1: screwed up, just like be yourself like they said. But 406 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to be up on you. 407 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 1: Would you like to go on a second date with Jessica? 408 00:21:01,320 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 1: We will pay for it now that you've come clean 409 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,360 Speaker 1: about the eye color and Jessica there's nothing more to hide. 410 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,560 Speaker 1: I don't think maybe, but who knows, hopefully not. Would 411 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,280 Speaker 1: you like to go out with Jessica again another date? 412 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: You know, Jessica, you're beautiful just the way you are, 413 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 1: and I would like to see you again. I just 414 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:24,840 Speaker 1: didn't like to dishonesty about the eye color. That's all, 415 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,439 Speaker 1: all right, that's a start. That's good. I'd like to 416 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:34,439 Speaker 1: go out with you again. Hey, nice, that's exciting. Yeah, congratulations, Jessica, 417 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,520 Speaker 1: you got another date? All right, I'm glad. I'm glad 418 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,679 Speaker 1: you reached out. Thank you, thank you for giving me 419 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,920 Speaker 1: another chance. I'm really looking forward to it. I can't 420 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,200 Speaker 1: wait to see you again. Awesome, I guess if we're 421 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 1: being real honest. One thing you should know is I 422 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 1: don't really like Italian foods, So if we could just 423 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:57,919 Speaker 1: kind of not go to Italian pubils first date? Follow up? 424 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:04,920 Speaker 1: Did Jubils show demand Jubils Dirty little Secret? A lot 425 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: of people on the phone for a dirty little secret. 426 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,800 Speaker 1: Right now, it's time for your dirty little secret. Remember 427 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have a secret, 428 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,080 Speaker 1: tell you can say it on the show. You can 429 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 1: tell us anything. And the reason that I say there's 430 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,639 Speaker 1: a lot of people is. Remember, we keep everybody anonymous, 431 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,640 Speaker 1: so we don't even ask what your name is. That's 432 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 1: why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the 433 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:25,000 Speaker 1: phone right now, all thirty seven members of BTS, all 434 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:30,200 Speaker 1: of them BTS, yeahs, the K pop group the Huge 435 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:36,600 Speaker 1: that I'm Korean? Are you really on the note? You're 436 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:41,480 Speaker 1: joking right what I'm not kidding. I'm yes. Hello, that's crazy. Okay, 437 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 1: I did not know that. I did not do that 438 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:48,199 Speaker 1: on purpose. That's crazy. That is pretty crazy. Okay, what 439 00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: is hello in Korean? Oh? It's so long? Can I 440 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 1: give you the short cute version? Yeah, I'm young, I'm young, 441 00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 1: I'm young. Okay, good? What side She's like, I want 442 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 1: to get to my dirty little secret. I know this 443 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,480 Speaker 1: thing is all that not that you know you only 444 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 1: have about five minutes to tell your very little secrets. 445 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 1: So she's all thirty seven members though, yeah, all thirty 446 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,879 Speaker 1: seven members though of BTS is on the phone right now. 447 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,960 Speaker 1: I'll tell us there's little secrets, so all in one, 448 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 1: all right. So you know how Asians have tiger mommies. 449 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:25,280 Speaker 1: Tiger mummies, Oh, tiger mommies are Asian mommies who are 450 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:31,800 Speaker 1: very involved in their children's lives. It's like helicopter, Like 451 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 1: the white version would be a helicopter. Okay exactly, but 452 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:40,640 Speaker 1: it's like but it's like next level. So so yeah, 453 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,680 Speaker 1: not only did I have a tiger mommy, I had 454 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 1: a tiger daddy. Oh no, oh god, what whoa said that? 455 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,639 Speaker 1: There's something there's some of the elderly businessmen out there, 456 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 1: let's say the show Who's like, oh I like that 457 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:59,399 Speaker 1: one more time. So yeah, my tiger daddy wanted to 458 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,159 Speaker 1: make me see for star athlete. So he gave me 459 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:07,960 Speaker 1: testosterone boosters. Yeah, not even kidding from the age of 460 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:13,800 Speaker 1: ten to twelve. No, yeah, I am desperately wanted to 461 00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 1: be a US Olympian and yeah, I know work at target. 462 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:25,760 Speaker 1: Oh she got guns, not the kind of shoot, but 463 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,000 Speaker 1: like on your arms. Like did that mess you up 464 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:32,120 Speaker 1: at all? I'm really sure? But I'm also Asian, so 465 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,879 Speaker 1: genetic thing. So did he did you know that he 466 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,639 Speaker 1: was giving a testesterone? And you know, I didn't know 467 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,199 Speaker 1: what that was. That was ten twelve, Wow, I was 468 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 1: you know, you just trust your parents to do the 469 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,639 Speaker 1: best for you, and so I just I took all 470 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,679 Speaker 1: the supplements they were giving me Wow, is he proud 471 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:55,080 Speaker 1: that you work at Target? Now? Absolutely not. What's your 472 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,120 Speaker 1: relationship like with your dad? Now? Based on that, I mean, 473 00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 1: I would probably be pissed, probably assume it's not great. Yeah. Um, 474 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 1: let's just say I don't come up in conversation because 475 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,680 Speaker 1: I am not a source of pride. Oh that sucks. Yes, 476 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 1: you are. You are a source of pride. You are 477 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,280 Speaker 1: a beautiful energy of the universe, and you are worthy 478 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,639 Speaker 1: just like everybody else's. And you came on here and 479 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,639 Speaker 1: made everyone last. My therapist says, yeah, seriously, you sound 480 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,800 Speaker 1: you know what, you know what? You should take pride 481 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,680 Speaker 1: in English? Haven't had a good point. You came on here, 482 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,840 Speaker 1: you made everybody laugh, you were in good spirits and 483 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,640 Speaker 1: being a gymnast or an athlete, that just means you're 484 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,119 Speaker 1: a gymnast or an athlete. Yeah, that doesn't have anything 485 00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: to do with who you are as a person. You 486 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,719 Speaker 1: can tell that you've adjusted yourself into a very happy 487 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,639 Speaker 1: person who doesn't take things too seriously. Also, you wouldn't 488 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,479 Speaker 1: take things too seriously if you've been through stuff like that, 489 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: if you had to deal with that, you know. So 490 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,359 Speaker 1: that's good. Yes, And she works a target, which is 491 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:55,760 Speaker 1: very dangerous and they have lots of fun stuff. Hello, discount, 492 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? Yeah? Everybody loves a discount, but 493 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,440 Speaker 1: it does love this guy. All right, Well, thank you 494 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. All thirty seven 495 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 1: members of BTS who appreciate it and awesome. Yes, what's 496 00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 1: your bad self? You know I'm dying in a nine 497 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,720 Speaker 1: and nine and my your tiger dad might not be 498 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,640 Speaker 1: that proud of you, but guess what, your radio, your 499 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,399 Speaker 1: radio family, your radio dad's all of us. I'm putting 500 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,760 Speaker 1: in that, not just end mums. Yeah, I'm a radio dad. 501 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,359 Speaker 1: I'm a radio duty. Yeah. Can I ask you for 502 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,840 Speaker 1: a job then, well, I don't know if we can 503 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,439 Speaker 1: do that. I'm down to the station one, two, three 504 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,280 Speaker 1: Main Street. Yeah all right, thank you for telling us 505 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,920 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. Good luck, all right, thanks bye? 506 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:42,360 Speaker 1: What's your dirty Little Secret? The Jebel Show on Demand. 507 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,920 Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network 508 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:51,440 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For Thursday July fourteenth, 509 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and the US Olympic 510 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 1: team just took the gold medal in vaping. I'll tell 511 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,760 Speaker 1: you about that in just a second, but first let's 512 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:01,119 Speaker 1: meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and what would you 513 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:05,159 Speaker 1: do for a free pair of Victoria Seeker panties? And 514 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 1: I'm in the Chevan and children are the future, but 515 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,159 Speaker 1: let's wait until they become the future. Okay, more on 516 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,440 Speaker 1: those stories in just a second. But for your first 517 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:14,680 Speaker 1: story of the day, in the i N the Idiot 518 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,960 Speaker 1: News Network where he's they report the news, Shikari Richardson, 519 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:23,280 Speaker 1: the US sprinter who got kicked out of the Olympics 520 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,960 Speaker 1: and it has been disqualified for racing for a little 521 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:31,160 Speaker 1: while because she smokes some weeds. Reefer has made headlines 522 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,600 Speaker 1: again because she's actually been offered a two hundred and 523 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,840 Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollar endorsement deal to become a spokesperson for 524 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,760 Speaker 1: a vape company called Doctor Dabber. Congratulations, that's amazing. That 525 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 1: is dope. That makes up for it better than a 526 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,080 Speaker 1: Weedy's box. That's better than a gold medal, for sure. 527 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,840 Speaker 1: Definitely a gold medal. You can just you know, hang up, 528 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,439 Speaker 1: what in your mirror? You can't didn't do anything with that, 529 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,800 Speaker 1: right because you could sell it. This vape endorsement could 530 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,760 Speaker 1: last a long time. Yeah, It's funny too, because you 531 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:01,439 Speaker 1: probably wasn't finding on the coming the face of weed, 532 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,280 Speaker 1: but now she is. She probably loves it and it 533 00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:06,600 Speaker 1: might have been the best financial decision she ever made. 534 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,920 Speaker 1: So congratulations, Shakari. Smoke him if you got them, it 535 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,160 Speaker 1: says The iron N, the Indian News Network where idiots 536 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For our next story of 537 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,200 Speaker 1: the day, let's send it on Alhady Alex bray Ash, 538 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:22,080 Speaker 1: who is in a Victoria's Secret in the mall in 539 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:25,880 Speaker 1: New Jersey, Okay, with a woman named Joma. She claims 540 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,640 Speaker 1: a Victoria's Secret Karen, we don't know her old name, 541 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 1: try to hit her. So she started recording and that's 542 00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,719 Speaker 1: when Karen went full victim. Oh but she was like 543 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:39,160 Speaker 1: screaming and just flailing and like having like a mental breakdown. 544 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:45,280 Speaker 1: But I'm gonna play it for you. You keep an 545 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,080 Speaker 1: eye and saying I'm threatening to you, so I'm reporting 546 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:56,959 Speaker 1: to protect myself. One more clip for you guys. This 547 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,720 Speaker 1: was like at the end when she was running after 548 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:05,040 Speaker 1: the lady. Yeah, she wasn't even like she was just 549 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:11,560 Speaker 1: standing there. She's just freaking out. That's what you're gonna 550 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 1: do for some free panties. I mean, like what, yeah, 551 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,640 Speaker 1: I saw, I saw the video. And the crazy thing 552 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,120 Speaker 1: about it is the cops eventually got there because Karen 553 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: called him. Yeah, and did you know that they believed 554 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,440 Speaker 1: her more than they did the woman recording, So that 555 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,600 Speaker 1: woman was losing her mind yelling at this. It's like 556 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,320 Speaker 1: nothing that was proven. Woman who's recording her and she's 557 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: very calm. It's just like I'm just protecting with something. 558 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: And this lady seems crazy and the cops believed her well. 559 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,680 Speaker 1: And I hate to say it, the lunatic was white, 560 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,920 Speaker 1: the woman recording was black. Yeah. Man, that's crazy to me. 561 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,720 Speaker 1: You know what, though, I think that this would have 562 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,120 Speaker 1: been a perfect opportunity. This lady's freaking out in the 563 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,880 Speaker 1: in the Victoria's Secret and then Shikari Richardson sprints in 564 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,120 Speaker 1: hands are a vape, she smokes them and she's all 565 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,640 Speaker 1: calm and everything's good again. Exactly. That's all I have 566 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,160 Speaker 1: is sending it back to you. Thank you very much. 567 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: This is the i n ND, the Idiot News Network 568 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,880 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next 569 00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to English. Evan, 570 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,720 Speaker 1: who's with the children with the children, not in a 571 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: creepy way, but a new policy by Chicago Public Schools 572 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,040 Speaker 1: will provide free condoms to all students as young as 573 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:22,040 Speaker 1: those in fifth grade. Good. Hell, no, I think it's good. Yeah, 574 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 1: absolutely right. No, that's way too young. I agree when 575 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,520 Speaker 1: you get like, you know, in the teens, but not 576 00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 1: not ten ten. Let's not give them things that's going 577 00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,360 Speaker 1: to let them have sex and like think that it's 578 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 1: okay at that age. It's not. It's not period, it's 579 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,960 Speaker 1: not okay. I understand like the education aspect of it, 580 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,560 Speaker 1: but actually giving them the uten souls to you know, yes, 581 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,800 Speaker 1: do that, Actually teaching them about it is extremely important. Yeah, 582 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,720 Speaker 1: and so is practicing, say sex, But that actually really 583 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,680 Speaker 1: pisses me out. Do you think it encourages it? Grade? 584 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,120 Speaker 1: That absolutely encourages it. Like giving someone a gun, you know, 585 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,600 Speaker 1: it encourages you shoot. Would you would you give a 586 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,120 Speaker 1: fifth grade or a gun? Probably not? Probably not not. No. 587 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,440 Speaker 1: This makes me so mad. What if it's like in 588 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,280 Speaker 1: areas that they have a problem with kids doing stuff 589 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 1: like that where it might be different. It depends on 590 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,800 Speaker 1: like if there's fifth graders getting pregnant, right, and they 591 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 1: hear about it if it's an issue. Okay, maybe supply 592 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,680 Speaker 1: them some condoms, but no, and maybe teach them a 593 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,520 Speaker 1: little younger if you need to do sex education, but 594 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,160 Speaker 1: then make it wait till you're ready emotionally and age 595 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 1: wise and all that stuff instead of just don't ever 596 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,200 Speaker 1: have it until you're married, but just wait until the 597 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 1: right time. I agree, education over condoms probably is a 598 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,719 Speaker 1: way to go. Yes, that's that's our new that's our 599 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: new slogan. Slogan, you will show education over condom See 600 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: about to lose your job, lady, And that means the 601 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:45,480 Speaker 1: I n N. Let's come to an end for the day. 602 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: Don't worry though, we're doing it in same time tomorrow. 603 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:56,440 Speaker 1: One lose yo job. You about to lose ye job, 604 00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:02,320 Speaker 1: to lose yo job. Nothing. And that was the i 605 00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,680 Speaker 1: n N The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just 606 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,239 Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news, brought to you 607 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:11,680 Speaker 1: by Shakari Richardson's vape whatever that is. Anyway, Tune in 608 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,640 Speaker 1: tomorrow for another very hard hitting report from the I 609 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:21,400 Speaker 1: n N. The Jewbil Show on demand, it's another Jewbil 610 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:28,680 Speaker 1: Phone Pray Mornings. Hello. Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. 611 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:33,080 Speaker 1: I'm calling from City Planning. I was looking for Penelope. Yeah, 612 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:40,360 Speaker 1: it's it's pronounced penelope. Oh okay, here I am asking 613 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,360 Speaker 1: for Penelope, but the whole time, the name's Penelope. Let's 614 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:49,680 Speaker 1: start over. Let's rewind. How about that. So my name 615 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,160 Speaker 1: is Pete Eekins and I'm calling from City Planning and 616 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:59,680 Speaker 1: I was looking for Penelope. This is SERI. Hi, Hi, Penelope. 617 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: Sorry to bug you there on the phone, and also 618 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 1: be super awkward about the name. You think you wouldn't 619 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:06,320 Speaker 1: know the name Penelope if you've been alive as long 620 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,720 Speaker 1: as I'm been alive. But guess you need to be 621 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:11,160 Speaker 1: alive longer. You learn something new every day. And I'm 622 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,120 Speaker 1: calling to let you know that you're yoga you're doing 623 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,640 Speaker 1: in the park, that you're trying to set up in 624 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,520 Speaker 1: the park. Yeah, it's exciting. Tell me a little bit 625 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,280 Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I'm super excited about it. The first 626 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,280 Speaker 1: class that I'm formally doing just going to be ten 627 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,600 Speaker 1: people on the park and everyone brings their own maths 628 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,760 Speaker 1: and super sanitary and all that stuff. That's going to 629 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,960 Speaker 1: be like forty five minutes. So you're setting up a 630 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:37,560 Speaker 1: yoga class in the park, is what I'm taking from that. Yeah. Yeah, 631 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,760 Speaker 1: I'm actually calling to say no, you're not so, no, 632 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:44,360 Speaker 1: you're not well, sorry, who are you to say that? 633 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 1: Are you allowed to say that? I am from the 634 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:52,600 Speaker 1: city Planning. I'm the administrator of city Planning. So the 635 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,120 Speaker 1: guess that's who I am, the guy that makes the decisions, 636 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,480 Speaker 1: the big old decision maker, sitting up here in my 637 00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,959 Speaker 1: decision making chair, and I'm calling to tell you your 638 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,720 Speaker 1: yoga class you're trying to set up in the park 639 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 1: is a no go. H Do you mind explain to 640 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,960 Speaker 1: me why it's a nogo? Okay, fine, I will give 641 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:19,640 Speaker 1: you an explanation. I'll give you two words. Okay, downward dog. Yeah, 642 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 1: it's fine. That's a yoga pose. Yes, that is also 643 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: very inappropriate to be doing in a park. And there 644 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,360 Speaker 1: are young impressionable children around now. Will not have you 645 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:35,279 Speaker 1: doing such perverted sexual movements in my park? Are you sitting? No, 646 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,239 Speaker 1: I'm not. I've looked at Okay, So I saw this 647 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,719 Speaker 1: request and I've got to let you know I'm being 648 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 1: very polite because I am actually very very very deeply offended, 649 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:46,200 Speaker 1: And so I googled yoga and what did I see? 650 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 1: I saw a bunch of videos of people, a majority 651 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,960 Speaker 1: women in tight clothes, doing all kinds of bin downs 652 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:58,040 Speaker 1: and twists forwards and flipty doodles with their legs. And 653 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:03,120 Speaker 1: I won't have that in my park. I mean, you 654 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:07,760 Speaker 1: didn't even know what yoga was. I didn't. I didn't 655 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,719 Speaker 1: because I'm not into that kind of stuff. Do you 656 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,319 Speaker 1: mean stretching? If that's what you call it, fine, but 657 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,040 Speaker 1: I don't call it that. And then I googled the 658 00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:19,120 Speaker 1: names of the moves and the downward doggie, No, thank you, 659 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:23,160 Speaker 1: not in my park. First of all, it's it's downward dog. 660 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,680 Speaker 1: It's not downward doggie. And I don't think that you 661 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,040 Speaker 1: should have an issue with it. I think it's totally normal. 662 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,839 Speaker 1: And I think that people want to stretch and they 663 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,600 Speaker 1: want to do it outside in the six environments. Well, 664 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,879 Speaker 1: no matter what where I have the decision making. You're 665 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:41,359 Speaker 1: not doing yoga, not on my watch. Okay, that park 666 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,719 Speaker 1: is mine, and I will not have some I will 667 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,480 Speaker 1: not have a hippie sex party in the middle of 668 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,279 Speaker 1: my park. It starts with one downward dog and then 669 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,800 Speaker 1: all of a sudden, you're tumping trees in my park 670 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,879 Speaker 1: getting upset and we want to tear one of them 671 00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,480 Speaker 1: down to put up a jungle GM. I've seen it 672 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,120 Speaker 1: before a million times. I'm not gonna have you chaining 673 00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,719 Speaker 1: yourself to a tree in my park humping that tree 674 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:05,160 Speaker 1: when I'm trying to put up a jungle GAM. That's 675 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,720 Speaker 1: what we do. Well, I know it's not managing parks. 676 00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:13,400 Speaker 1: It's not what I do either. What I'm so, what's happening? 677 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,840 Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a 678 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,439 Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your co worker Tamera set 679 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,920 Speaker 1: you up. Oh god, anyway, your friends said that you're 680 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,759 Speaker 1: setting up yoga in the park and you you were 681 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,400 Speaker 1: stressed out about it and wanted me to take your 682 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,480 Speaker 1: permit away. So don't worry. I think you can still 683 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 1: do your downward dogs in the park. You're weirdo. Thank 684 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:38,040 Speaker 1: you wake up every morning with Jewil phone pranks the 685 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:43,480 Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. It's time Floor of the Roses, 686 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,560 Speaker 1: Floor the Roses catch Shooter. And it's always suspicious when 687 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: you feel like you don't know you're significant other anymore 688 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:54,560 Speaker 1: at all, like even what they're doing than where they're wearing, 689 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,000 Speaker 1: where they're going, all that kind of stuffy it is, 690 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,279 Speaker 1: And that's what's happening. Right now to Brett, who's on 691 00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,680 Speaker 1: the phone for Ward the Roses Catch Cheater. His email 692 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,520 Speaker 1: said that he feels like he doesn't even know his 693 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,800 Speaker 1: girlfriend anymore. His girlfriend's name is Jill. They've been dating 694 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,600 Speaker 1: for a little over a year, and he's pretty sure 695 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,880 Speaker 1: she might be cheating. Brett, thank you for your email. 696 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,160 Speaker 1: What's going on? Man? Hey? Thank you? So yeah, as 697 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,160 Speaker 1: you said, I've been dating Jill for over a year 698 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:24,719 Speaker 1: now and everything's been going really well. And then recently 699 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,240 Speaker 1: she got a new job and it's been really distant 700 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,200 Speaker 1: and she won't really talk about the job or let 701 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,520 Speaker 1: me know what it is. She's just kind of handed 702 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,600 Speaker 1: that one second. Okay, so you hang on one second. 703 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,200 Speaker 1: So you've been together for over a year. Do you 704 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,400 Speaker 1: guys live together? No, we don't. Okay, you don't live together. 705 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,719 Speaker 1: And she got a new job and you don't even 706 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:46,160 Speaker 1: really know what it is. I know what she does. 707 00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 1: She's an assistant. She's an assistant to like a manager 708 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:53,359 Speaker 1: at an office building, but she doesn't really like go 709 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,759 Speaker 1: into detail about what it is, like you know, he 710 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,319 Speaker 1: never talks about coworkers or about her day, which she's 711 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,719 Speaker 1: done about like maybe, oh, okay, do you like specifically 712 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,040 Speaker 1: ask her about the details and she just doesn't want 713 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,120 Speaker 1: to tell you them or doesn't have them. Um, I 714 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,400 Speaker 1: don't really I haven't really pushed for it, but I 715 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 1: have asked her like, oh, how is work, Like what 716 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,080 Speaker 1: do you what did you do today? And she just 717 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,560 Speaker 1: kind of brushes it off and like changes the subject. 718 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,839 Speaker 1: And you said that you feel like you don't even 719 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,759 Speaker 1: know her anymore. Is that just based on the fact 720 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,880 Speaker 1: that she's not really talking to you about things like 721 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,200 Speaker 1: new job and you know nothing really about it. Is 722 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,280 Speaker 1: there anything else that makes you think she might be cheating? Well, 723 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:35,319 Speaker 1: she will just um disappear randomly throughout the day, Like 724 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,799 Speaker 1: we'll have plans and then all of a sudden she'll 725 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,000 Speaker 1: cancel the plans and I'm like, oh, what's going on? 726 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,400 Speaker 1: And she won't really tell me what or she won't 727 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 1: go somewhere. It definitely sounds like she's cheating. But that's weird. 728 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,120 Speaker 1: Is she like just an independent woman? I mean, I again, 729 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,480 Speaker 1: I wouldn't think that was weird, except it's never happened before. 730 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,160 Speaker 1: And also it's just weird to we'll make plans and 731 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,680 Speaker 1: then she'll cancel them last minute. Wow, that's why. And 732 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 1: if that's never happened before. That's true, because I know 733 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,080 Speaker 1: some people that are in a relationship and I never 734 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,600 Speaker 1: see them hang out with their significant other. Do you actually? 735 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,719 Speaker 1: It is weird to me because I, like I do. 736 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,520 Speaker 1: I want to do nothing but be around my wife. 737 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,439 Speaker 1: We worked together. My wife and I worked together even 738 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 1: like you know of each other like hardly ever, it's weird. Yeah, 739 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,080 Speaker 1: I'm more than him. But there are some people that 740 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,400 Speaker 1: are like that. But if that's a new thing, that's 741 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:30,080 Speaker 1: definitely very suspect. People talk to them. There's about their coworkers. Yeah, 742 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,520 Speaker 1: you know get that if you chess? Oh yes, do 743 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:36,680 Speaker 1: you think she's cheating with somebody at a new job? 744 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,680 Speaker 1: Do you think that's why? Yeah? But it could be 745 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,560 Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like what if she's not even doing that 746 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,759 Speaker 1: as a job. I don't know, like if she has 747 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,239 Speaker 1: no depth there, like no details about her job or 748 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,399 Speaker 1: like coworkers or anything. It's like, what is she doing? 749 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,400 Speaker 1: Is she being shady? Maybe she's a stripper, she's an 750 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,080 Speaker 1: escort or drug dealer. Something she hasn't spending like a 751 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,960 Speaker 1: lot of money lately buying nicer clothes and stuff like that. 752 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,799 Speaker 1: Is that new too? Yeah, normally she hasn't. I mean, 753 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,759 Speaker 1: she's always been kind of interested in that stuff but 754 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,399 Speaker 1: hasn't been able to afford it. Or we'll just treat 755 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,160 Speaker 1: herself every now and then to something. But lately she's 756 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,839 Speaker 1: been buying a lot more and like posting it on 757 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,239 Speaker 1: Instagram too, which I kind of found weird. She just 758 00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,880 Speaker 1: spent a lot of money at the Gucci store the 759 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,479 Speaker 1: other day, so it's thinking, if you could call her 760 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,880 Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the store to try to 761 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,880 Speaker 1: catch her, can you back up a second, because Gucci, 762 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,680 Speaker 1: are you here? Gucci's expensive, And I was going to 763 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,520 Speaker 1: ask you, like, where is she spending money, because like 764 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,240 Speaker 1: you can find, you know, really good deals and especially 765 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,600 Speaker 1: online and things, so and I literally like I was 766 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,160 Speaker 1: just about to ask you, and you said Gucci, Like 767 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,279 Speaker 1: if she's shopping at Gucci, she's making a lot of 768 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,680 Speaker 1: money somewhere, she went, yeah, Or you might want to 769 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:47,279 Speaker 1: break up with her because she's got a lot of 770 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,200 Speaker 1: credit card debt. None of the two. Yeah, I know 771 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,239 Speaker 1: it's super weird, but I feel like getting a call 772 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,840 Speaker 1: from one of those stores being like, oh, thanks for 773 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,920 Speaker 1: being a great customer wouldn't be out of the ordinary. Okay, okay, 774 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,239 Speaker 1: all right, cool, Well we'll do that. Then we'll play 775 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:05,239 Speaker 1: a song, comeback, pretend to be from guche special promotion 776 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,640 Speaker 1: and or just to say thank you for shopping here, 777 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,920 Speaker 1: and offer some flowers. Listen to somebody, see if she 778 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,759 Speaker 1: sends them to you or someone else. Okay, all right, 779 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,120 Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it next. It's a jewel show, 780 00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 1: Dla war the roses to catch a cheater and if 781 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,000 Speaker 1: you're just joining us, the only thing that I can 782 00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,920 Speaker 1: think of appropriate to do right now, We're gonna try 783 00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,640 Speaker 1: to see if Brett, who's on the phone, and see 784 00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,759 Speaker 1: if his girlfriend Jill is cheating on him. We're gonna 785 00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,760 Speaker 1: call his girlfriend pretending to be from Gucci and offer 786 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,000 Speaker 1: her some flowers because she's been shopping at Gucci. All 787 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,080 Speaker 1: of a sudden, she has a new job. He doesn't 788 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,200 Speaker 1: even really know much about the job, other than she 789 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,480 Speaker 1: says it's a personal assistant job. That's what she's done. 790 00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,759 Speaker 1: She's a corporate assistant, that's what she's done before she 791 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,680 Speaker 1: got a new job, and doesn't really talk about it 792 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,320 Speaker 1: at all, And all of a sudden, she started shopping 793 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,200 Speaker 1: at high end stores and spending a bunch of money. 794 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,640 Speaker 1: So he feels like either she's just making money in 795 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,959 Speaker 1: a different way or hiding information about who new job job, 796 00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,360 Speaker 1: or she is cheating with someone at work, or I 797 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,160 Speaker 1: don't know, there's all there's a lot of options there, 798 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,680 Speaker 1: because it's definitely weird. Uh yeah, it's definitely weird. Like 799 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,200 Speaker 1: this is not how she normally has acted, and it's 800 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,839 Speaker 1: just kind of came out of nowhere. Wow. So you've 801 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,920 Speaker 1: only gone into the Gucci store a couple of times 802 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,200 Speaker 1: and mostly just to windows shop, but now she's been 803 00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:20,600 Speaker 1: going like almost every single month to buy stuff. Well, 804 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,680 Speaker 1: that's weird. I'm cool in it. She's a stripper, I 805 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,600 Speaker 1: think so, Yeah, it has to be. I think that 806 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,560 Speaker 1: she's gotten into used car sales. I think that she's 807 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,799 Speaker 1: doing adult film. WHOA, all right, she's a maybe. I'm 808 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,600 Speaker 1: gonna call her right now, pretending reason the Gucci store 809 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,880 Speaker 1: offers some flowers to send to somebody and see whose 810 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,520 Speaker 1: name she gives us. All right, Bret, are you ready? 811 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:57,360 Speaker 1: I'm ready? Hell? Hi, this is Roderick calling from the 812 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:04,439 Speaker 1: Gucci store. I was looking for Jill. This is she. Hi. Hi, 813 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,920 Speaker 1: I'm well, how are you? Thank you very much for 814 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,040 Speaker 1: popping in the other day and purchasing some items from US. 815 00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,240 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't know you guys had my info? 816 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,880 Speaker 1: You did purchase some items from us? Or did I 817 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:24,120 Speaker 1: call a random jill thanking her for nothing? No? Okay, 818 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,440 Speaker 1: the person I was with purchased the item, so I 819 00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:29,880 Speaker 1: just I would have assumed you had his info. But 820 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,520 Speaker 1: oh good? Oh yeah, okay, So you were in there 821 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:40,640 Speaker 1: with someone and they purchased items for you. Yeah, yeah, 822 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,880 Speaker 1: that was my boyfriend. Just so I can have it 823 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,520 Speaker 1: for my records. Here. What is your boyfriend's name? I'm 824 00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:53,040 Speaker 1: sure I have his info somewhere. Dylan, Dylan, who's doing? 825 00:43:54,960 --> 00:44:02,000 Speaker 1: Oh Brett? Yeah, it's me? Who's doing? How are you 826 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,080 Speaker 1: at Gucci? This isn't Gucci at all. This is actually 827 00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,560 Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel, fresh Mine Dogs, 828 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:12,640 Speaker 1: fresh minds English Evan. What is going on? Please? Well, 829 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:14,719 Speaker 1: what's going on is that your boyfriend, Brett, listen to 830 00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:17,359 Speaker 1: a show. I thought you might be cheating on him 831 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,640 Speaker 1: and wanted us to see if we could find out 832 00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,200 Speaker 1: if you were. And so um, he said that you've 833 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,360 Speaker 1: been shopping at Gucci lately. Figured call from the Gucci 834 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,040 Speaker 1: store and found out that I guess you're going there 835 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,759 Speaker 1: with your boyfriend and he's buying you stuff and so yeah, 836 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,000 Speaker 1: ding ding, yeah, you're cheating. I think Brett thought he 837 00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:37,759 Speaker 1: was your boyfriend. Yeah, Joe, Like, who, who's Dylan? What? What? 838 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:45,560 Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay, Brett, it's he's also my boss? 839 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:52,720 Speaker 1: So um, why why did you do this this way? Um? Okay? 840 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:57,520 Speaker 1: So you wouldn't talk to me like you you kept disappearing, 841 00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,920 Speaker 1: you were distant and wouldn't like talk to me, and 842 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,399 Speaker 1: we're just going around and not telling me anything. So 843 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,759 Speaker 1: how else was I supposed to do it? And you're 844 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:10,520 Speaker 1: cheating on me with your boss? Okay? Okay, look, first 845 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:15,200 Speaker 1: of all, right, now we are broken up and he 846 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,120 Speaker 1: is not. I'm not cheating. My new job is that 847 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,080 Speaker 1: I am a sugar baby and he is my sugar daddy, 848 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:27,120 Speaker 1: and this is my job now, and this is what 849 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,880 Speaker 1: I'm doing now, Brett, and we need to be done. 850 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,759 Speaker 1: Oh I wish I got the memo that we broke up. 851 00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:36,880 Speaker 1: That would have been nice. Okay, So, first of all, 852 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,359 Speaker 1: Brett and I are broken up, so I don't even 853 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:42,600 Speaker 1: know why he did this. And I signed up for 854 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:45,719 Speaker 1: a website where you find rich guys to date, and 855 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,480 Speaker 1: I found one, and so I have a new job 856 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,279 Speaker 1: and a new guy, and I don't even know why 857 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,799 Speaker 1: you're doing this? Brett? Why why wouldn't you tell your whoa? Okay, 858 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,919 Speaker 1: so what do you do? With so many questions before 859 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:03,920 Speaker 1: we get there real quick? Because you're broken up? Brett? 860 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:08,040 Speaker 1: Did you know that? Why didn't you mention that? Are you? Yeah, 861 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,480 Speaker 1: we weren't broken up, like we were taking a slight break. 862 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,840 Speaker 1: It never said that we were fully broken up, like 863 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,879 Speaker 1: you're still Then she's not cheating if you are. I mean, 864 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,839 Speaker 1: it sucks to say that. I don't mean to give 865 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,359 Speaker 1: you crap, but like, no wonder, she's been vague with you, 866 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,200 Speaker 1: no wonder, she's been kind of doing her own thing. 867 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,799 Speaker 1: If you guys are taking a break, you're technically broken up. 868 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,080 Speaker 1: Thank you. It's beautiful. Like why would I call my 869 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,359 Speaker 1: X and give him the details of who I'm dating? Now? 870 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,520 Speaker 1: That's weird? Well that yeah, that changes all of it 871 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:43,200 Speaker 1: because you guys aren't together. But I'm still curious, like 872 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,520 Speaker 1: are you hooking up with the rich guys in turn 873 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:51,240 Speaker 1: for cash or gifts? Okay, well it's not rich guys, 874 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:58,520 Speaker 1: it's rich guy Okay the first one, yes, And sometimes yes, 875 00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:02,000 Speaker 1: but it's not all about that. It's just you know, 876 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,360 Speaker 1: he's a rich person who travels a lot and wants 877 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,640 Speaker 1: to have somebody to talk to and hang out with. 878 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,520 Speaker 1: He needs someone to talk to. You need a new belt, 879 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:15,000 Speaker 1: a Gucci belt. Well, you know, he gives me a salary, 880 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,319 Speaker 1: like this is the job. So do you ever see 881 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,719 Speaker 1: it like going further, Like do you actually like this guy? 882 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,080 Speaker 1: Or I could see maybe a picture with him? I mean, 883 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,680 Speaker 1: I like this guy. He's nice. I mean, it's just 884 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,879 Speaker 1: it's pretty new. I'm not but we'll see where it goes. Wow. Well, 885 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,520 Speaker 1: it would have been nice that you would let me 886 00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:35,600 Speaker 1: let me know that you were done and you moved 887 00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,680 Speaker 1: on Like we said it was a break. That means 888 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:40,759 Speaker 1: it's temporary. You know that we're gonna work on ourselves. 889 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,520 Speaker 1: But then you just move on and don't even tell 890 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,680 Speaker 1: me that we're done and broken up, Like it messed 891 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,560 Speaker 1: up what I thought you would get the hint by 892 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:53,360 Speaker 1: me not returning your text or calls, by me posting 893 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,080 Speaker 1: about my new life on Instagram. On a break, You 894 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,440 Speaker 1: guys are on a break. Yeah, technically you are broken 895 00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,920 Speaker 1: up if you're on a break and she doesn't know 896 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,160 Speaker 1: you any explanation of anything. Brett. I'm sorry I hurt you, 897 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:08,360 Speaker 1: but you need to move on, dude. Oh, got that 898 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,360 Speaker 1: all right, Jill, Thank you for your time. Wow. Thanks, 899 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,360 Speaker 1: guys took a turn. When you guys went on the 900 00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,319 Speaker 1: break Brett, did you like establish it you were going 901 00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,279 Speaker 1: to get back together or not the way that I 902 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,120 Speaker 1: thought it would be. It was just we needed some 903 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,800 Speaker 1: time apart, so we would just take some time apart 904 00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,160 Speaker 1: from each other. And how long have you guys been 905 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,560 Speaker 1: on a break for? I mean, we've been on a 906 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:30,640 Speaker 1: breakout over I guess it's been like a month and 907 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,719 Speaker 1: a half. We didn't really establish on how long it 908 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,160 Speaker 1: would be, but I thought it would just be a 909 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,480 Speaker 1: temporary thing where we just kind of take some time 910 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,359 Speaker 1: of heart work on ourselves. Yeah, and so that's when 911 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,719 Speaker 1: I reached out to her again. It all makes sense now, 912 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,400 Speaker 1: and I'm sure it hurts and I'm sure it sucks. Also, 913 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,879 Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a website out there where you could 914 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:51,799 Speaker 1: do the same thing. You know, I'll try to find 915 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:54,680 Speaker 1: a nice rich cougar Okay, cash for cougars dot com 916 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,080 Speaker 1: or something like that's got to be out there. That's 917 00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:59,319 Speaker 1: got to be a real The Jewel Shows More of 918 00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:06,200 Speaker 1: the Roses is the Jebels Show on demand, jubils Dirty 919 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,759 Speaker 1: Little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret text 920 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,960 Speaker 1: in four one O six one. If you have a secret, 921 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,319 Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, literally anything, because we don't 922 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,040 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. Everybody gets a fake 923 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,920 Speaker 1: anonymous nickname, so nobody knows who you are, so you're 924 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,600 Speaker 1: free to just speel the tallow where everybody's fake. And 925 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,120 Speaker 1: I don't really have an anonymous nickname right now, so 926 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,640 Speaker 1: we'll just do the sound thing. I'm going to say 927 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:27,320 Speaker 1: a sound now, it's freshly gonna sing a sound, and 928 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,239 Speaker 1: then you se, I'll say a sound or a word, 929 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:30,959 Speaker 1: and that'll be the name of the person on the phone. 930 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,800 Speaker 1: So borgi ish? Why borgish? Okay? Here? How about this? 931 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:44,880 Speaker 1: Why can't I whistle? You'll get one of those in 932 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,319 Speaker 1: there somewhere, okay, I just want two of them, Okay. 933 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:51,560 Speaker 1: I think I prefer the who Okay? And then all right, well, 934 00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:55,319 Speaker 1: all right, that's gonna be a difficult what difficult name 935 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:57,520 Speaker 1: to do? But the anonymous caller on the phone right now, 936 00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:03,680 Speaker 1: so that nobody knows their identity is why can't I whistle? Hold? On, 937 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:11,719 Speaker 1: just use one of those stop that's done. That's a 938 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,480 Speaker 1: long name, but you're on the phone right now. It's 939 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,640 Speaker 1: dirt a little secret. What's up? How are you? Hey, guys? 940 00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,120 Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh? Not much. I'm just hanging out 941 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,640 Speaker 1: listening to you guys. Try to whistle. Yeah, that was 942 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,239 Speaker 1: a long name, and uh it was. It was tough 943 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,600 Speaker 1: to get that whistle in there. But anyway, before the lips, 944 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,640 Speaker 1: could you whistle, Alex? Yes I could. Okay, I can 945 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,120 Speaker 1: whistle with my fingers. Oh, super loud, but because it 946 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:38,680 Speaker 1: really hurts, Yeah, can do it? Okay, whoa super loud? 947 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:44,680 Speaker 1: That's impressive. So but anyway, enough about whistling. Whistling While 948 00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:49,520 Speaker 1: we were what is your dirty little secret? Um? Okay, 949 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:53,440 Speaker 1: so I think my boyfriend's going to propose? Is that 950 00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,799 Speaker 1: a good thing? Well, I mean I love him so much, 951 00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,839 Speaker 1: Like he's amazing. We've spent together a four years now. 952 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so in love with him, Like he's 953 00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,759 Speaker 1: like the perfect fit for me, and so he's been 954 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:10,400 Speaker 1: kind of dropping hint, so like I think it's coming. Okay, 955 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,239 Speaker 1: So why is that a dirty little secret? You don't 956 00:51:13,280 --> 00:51:15,759 Speaker 1: want him to yet or or you know, and he 957 00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:17,799 Speaker 1: doesn't know you know, or you want to propose to him, 958 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:22,200 Speaker 1: or I really want him to The problem is I'm 959 00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,680 Speaker 1: already married. What sor I say? What does he not 960 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:30,680 Speaker 1: know that? No? What nobody are you talking about? Well, okay, 961 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:33,520 Speaker 1: so I got married my freshman year of college to 962 00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:39,600 Speaker 1: one of my friends. He's an international student country. Yeah, 963 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,640 Speaker 1: so it wasn't It wasn't like romantic bro. Yeah, we're 964 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:48,000 Speaker 1: going to do I don't know. So we're working on 965 00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,560 Speaker 1: getting divorced. But it's like a whole process. I don't 966 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:52,680 Speaker 1: know if I'm going to be able to keep it 967 00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,239 Speaker 1: a secret. So you got married to this guy, You 968 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,799 Speaker 1: got married to your friends so that he could stay 969 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,960 Speaker 1: in the United States, so you're still technically married and 970 00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,759 Speaker 1: your boyfriend has no idea. Yeah, here's the thing. If 971 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,040 Speaker 1: my girlfriend had done this, and like if she had 972 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,560 Speaker 1: mentioned it though at the start of our relationship, yeah, 973 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:08,640 Speaker 1: I would be fine with it. But to wait until 974 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,239 Speaker 1: the point where I'm about to marry you and then 975 00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:11,920 Speaker 1: you bring up, oh, I'm also married. That's what I 976 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,600 Speaker 1: was going to say. Yeah, the secret part is your 977 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,359 Speaker 1: biggest issue? Yeah? Was that just never a good time 978 00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,600 Speaker 1: to tell him? Yeah? Well, the person seemed like it 979 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,279 Speaker 1: would sound crazy, like right when we started dating, and 980 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,719 Speaker 1: then it just kind of like I don't know. I 981 00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,080 Speaker 1: just for sure, not even my parents know, Like nobody knows. Wow, 982 00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,160 Speaker 1: exact me and my friend and his parents knew obviously 983 00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,759 Speaker 1: because they like, they were really nice about it, they like, 984 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,239 Speaker 1: help pay my tuition and kind of thing. I was 985 00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,399 Speaker 1: going to say, how much money did you make? Yeah? 986 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,040 Speaker 1: Should we try and guess how much she got paid 987 00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,399 Speaker 1: for it? Yeah? Yeah, let's guess how much? Like above 988 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:46,719 Speaker 1: or below? All right? So I know that I was 989 00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:50,320 Speaker 1: propositioned this before. Really, Yeah, someone wanted me to marry 990 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:52,480 Speaker 1: them for citizenship and I didn't do it, although I 991 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:53,880 Speaker 1: wish I would have done it because I would have. 992 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,440 Speaker 1: I needed money at the time. But they offered me 993 00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,480 Speaker 1: forty grand. Oh that's a lot. Forty grand, and I 994 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,360 Speaker 1: didn't do it, and I was like, man, I should 995 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,920 Speaker 1: have done it, So above or below forty grand, I'm 996 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,920 Speaker 1: gonna say above. I'll say above. I was gonna say 997 00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,200 Speaker 1: above too, because didn't you say they paid your tuition? 998 00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,920 Speaker 1: So yeah, so on the phone for the dirty little secret, 999 00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:15,759 Speaker 1: are we right? Did you make? Did they pay you 1000 00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,880 Speaker 1: above or below forty grand? To marry them for this 1001 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:23,640 Speaker 1: citizenship way above above, way let's go now, I'm like offended. 1002 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,239 Speaker 1: Well that was also twenty years ago. It's a while ago. Well, 1003 00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:32,279 Speaker 1: good luck. Let us know how it goes. Hopefully your 1004 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,920 Speaker 1: boyfriend who wants probably wants to become your fiance soon 1005 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,919 Speaker 1: isn't too turned off by the fact that you're already married. 1006 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,280 Speaker 1: Thank good luck with that. Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? 1007 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:49,400 Speaker 1: Did you? Bil? Show on demand? And welcome back to 1008 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:56,400 Speaker 1: America's most exciting game show. I'm Dirk Winkelberger, your host, 1009 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:01,560 Speaker 1: and it's another round of phone sex. Yeah. Ah again, 1010 00:54:02,080 --> 00:54:05,840 Speaker 1: we have third well, third row is yesterday. We have 1011 00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,560 Speaker 1: second row Jonas Brothers tickets to give away, and there's 1012 00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,960 Speaker 1: only one way to win them, and that is by 1013 00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:13,600 Speaker 1: getting on the horn. And by horn I mean phone 1014 00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:18,759 Speaker 1: and by phone I mean having some phone sex. Yeah. 1015 00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:21,720 Speaker 1: All you have to do if you want these second 1016 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:27,520 Speaker 1: row Joe bro tickies is to guess the sex of 1017 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,399 Speaker 1: the person on the other line. So I'm gonna take 1018 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:31,600 Speaker 1: a phone call right now, and then they have to 1019 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:33,120 Speaker 1: guess the sex of the person on the other line. 1020 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,879 Speaker 1: And it's all inclusive. It's how you identify, not male 1021 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,200 Speaker 1: or female. It's are they heat, she or them? And 1022 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,040 Speaker 1: if you get it right, you get the second row 1023 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:47,120 Speaker 1: Joe Bro tickets. If you get it wrong, the person 1024 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,759 Speaker 1: that you guessed what they're sexy? They get the second 1025 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:57,439 Speaker 1: row tickets and you get general admission normy tickets. Not bad, 1026 00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:03,200 Speaker 1: not bad, but still in row. Um. Hello, is this 1027 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:10,319 Speaker 1: Matt or no? This has this? Candy? Yes? Candy? How 1028 00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,920 Speaker 1: are you? I am? Are you in a Voltex? So? 1029 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,480 Speaker 1: Your phone line was really hard to hear you there? 1030 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:22,800 Speaker 1: But Candy, are you ready to play around of the 1031 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,120 Speaker 1: most exciting game show ever invented, the phone Sex? Oh? 1032 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:31,319 Speaker 1: Very good? At that ticket? I couldn't even begin. Are 1033 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:36,440 Speaker 1: you ready to play? Yes? Okay, Candy. So it's very simple. 1034 00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,040 Speaker 1: All you have to do is guess the sex of 1035 00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,000 Speaker 1: the next phone line that I pick up. Are they 1036 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,279 Speaker 1: a he, A she? Or them? And if you get 1037 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,799 Speaker 1: it right, you get second row Jonas Brothers tickets. If 1038 00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,800 Speaker 1: you get it wrong, you get general admission normal people tickets, 1039 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,960 Speaker 1: and the person that you guessed they get the second row. 1040 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,240 Speaker 1: So are you ready? Okay? Good luck? All right, Candy, 1041 00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:02,120 Speaker 1: here we go. If you're listening at home, Candy is 1042 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:06,160 Speaker 1: playing the game called phone Sex. She's just been asked 1043 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:08,000 Speaker 1: to guess the sex of the person on the next line. 1044 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,640 Speaker 1: Are they a he, a she? Or Then we're about 1045 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:11,520 Speaker 1: to pick up a line, but first we need to 1046 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:15,440 Speaker 1: ask Candy the important question. Candy, what line do you 1047 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:20,799 Speaker 1: want me to pick up? Between line three, four, five, six, 1048 00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:24,960 Speaker 1: or eight because the other ones have been taken? Three? 1049 00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,120 Speaker 1: You want line three? And why? Yeah? Why do you 1050 00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:33,640 Speaker 1: want line three? Why is that the number of my 1051 00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:37,719 Speaker 1: lucky number? Three? Is your lucky number? Numbers are number? 1052 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:44,240 Speaker 1: It is a fabulous number. All right, here you go, Candy, 1053 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,960 Speaker 1: What do you think the sex is of the person 1054 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,359 Speaker 1: online three? Are they a he? A she? Or them? 1055 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:58,040 Speaker 1: Or they? You think it's a sheet? And is there 1056 00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,520 Speaker 1: any reason that you think it's a sheet? If you 1057 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:03,080 Speaker 1: were listening yesterday, the woman who won actually won the 1058 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,600 Speaker 1: third row tickets by guessing the correct sex went with 1059 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,800 Speaker 1: she because she said as a Jonas Brothers concert and 1060 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,920 Speaker 1: probably not a lot of do you was trying to 1061 00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:12,000 Speaker 1: go see the Jones Brothers. Well, I just passed. I 1062 00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,080 Speaker 1: just passed the bridge that has an S on it 1063 00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:17,320 Speaker 1: and accout my senses. Oh, I like its affirmations from 1064 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,640 Speaker 1: the world. All right, it's time for us to pick 1065 00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:22,520 Speaker 1: up the other line and have a little phone sex. 1066 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:32,360 Speaker 1: Harrol Hello, line three, Hello, who's this? Oh Matt? Matt 1067 00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,320 Speaker 1: got a simple question for you. What do you identify 1068 00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:41,400 Speaker 1: as him? Him? Oh? Oh boy? Well, Matt, guess what 1069 00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,840 Speaker 1: Candy is on the other line. And Candy, who was 1070 00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:45,360 Speaker 1: playing the game. Obviously you know what the game is 1071 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,240 Speaker 1: because you called up. The game is called phone sex, Harrold. 1072 00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:53,480 Speaker 1: And Candy guessed that you were a she her, but 1073 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,800 Speaker 1: you're not, but you know, but you are not. Candy 1074 00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:01,680 Speaker 1: one regular general admission passes to the Jonas Brothers concert. 1075 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,240 Speaker 1: Thank you takes a way I like, it's normal people takeies. 1076 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,480 Speaker 1: And because she guessed you wrong, she guessed your sex wrong. 1077 00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:13,720 Speaker 1: Guess what? Not only is she close minded, but also 1078 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:19,160 Speaker 1: because of her mistake, you got second row to Pickeaus 1079 00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:24,320 Speaker 1: of the Jonas brother gratulations. Matt also congratulates this Candy, 1080 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,080 Speaker 1: U still going to the show. Maybe Mad'll take you? 1081 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:30,000 Speaker 1: Are you guys? Are you guys single? Okay, no, don't 1082 00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,200 Speaker 1: take because he's not single. Thanks for playing phone sex. 1083 00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,880 Speaker 1: Both of you guys appreciate it and enjoy the show. Okay, Well, 1084 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,280 Speaker 1: thank you, all right, hang on the phone. All right, Well, 1085 00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,120 Speaker 1: that was another successful round of the most exciting game 1086 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,400 Speaker 1: show ever played in the human race called Phone Sex. 1087 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,439 Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow when we attempt to give away first 1088 00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,880 Speaker 1: row Jonas Brothers tickets. And when I say attempt, I 1089 00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:53,160 Speaker 1: mean we'll give them away the same way we just 1090 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,320 Speaker 1: did that we'll be first from The Jewels Show on 1091 00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:56,920 Speaker 1: Demand