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Speaker 1: on the twenties to I'm moving point five. Hello. Hey,

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Speaker 1: is Rick there? Yeah? Speaking Rick? How are you? My

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Speaker 1: name is Don. I'm the new supervisor at manufacturing. Huh

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Speaker 1: oh Hi Derek. How you doing, Bud? I'm good, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the company. Thank you. Listen. I'm sorry to call

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Speaker 1: you on your day off, but I actually have to

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Speaker 1: address a situation that's come up with you, okay with me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to do this the first time we're

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Speaker 1: having a conversation. But one of the first orders of

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Speaker 1: business that I had was to check out the surveillance

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Speaker 1: video from the warehouse, just to make sure that everything's

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Speaker 1: been running okay. Uh huh. And it looks like we

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Speaker 1: have video of you sleeping in the back of the

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Speaker 1: ware house. Hum. And it looks like it's happened more

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Speaker 1: than once. You want to explain yourself, Um no, Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, if you're gonna try to explain

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Speaker 1: it away, I got video, man, Like, no, no, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm not No, I'm not true. I'm not trying to

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Okay, I've been in this industry a

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Speaker 1: long time. I'm not an unfair guy. And most companies

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Speaker 1: would fire you for sleeping on the job like this. Wait,

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Speaker 1: am I getting fired? Right? I haven't said that yet?

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Speaker 1: But should I? No? No, no, no no no no

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Speaker 1: no no I didn't I no, no, I wasn't. I

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Speaker 1: wasn't trying to um continue it. No, no, no no, no no.

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Speaker 1: Some honesty would be helpful with me, Like, just admit

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Speaker 1: to me that you've been sleeping on the job a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Okay, Um, I have been sleeping on the job,

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Speaker 1: but it's not um, I've been having some like issues. Listen,

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Speaker 1: that's the reason why whatever. I want to let you

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Speaker 1: know something. Okay, there's something you should know about me.

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Speaker 1: I've been the supervisor for what a couple of days now? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, Rick, I'd like to take the occasional

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Speaker 1: nap as well. Oh okay, yeah, I do it in

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Speaker 1: my office. There is a large couch. I just locked

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Speaker 1: the door. Take a power nap for a half hour

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Speaker 1: or so. It's really nice. Okay, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: here's what I'm getting at. Okay, okay, I won't fire

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Speaker 1: you for sleeping in the warehouse as long as you

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Speaker 1: agree to be my cuddle partner in my office. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand what I'm saying. Is I looked through the schedule.

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Speaker 1: You and I are both on shift at the same

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Speaker 1: time Mondays and Wednesdays, so it could work out on

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Speaker 1: Mondays and Wednesdays. You come up to a good workout

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Speaker 1: on Mondays and Wednesdays. Though. You come up to my

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Speaker 1: office round twelve thirty, do a little knock on the door,

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Speaker 1: come right in and just curl up for a little while.

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Speaker 1: Curl up where what do you mean on my couch? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What you don't hear me laughing? Do you serious? I'm

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent serious. Look, man, if I show this

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Speaker 1: video surveillance, are you sleeping to the higher ups, you're

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Speaker 1: getting canned. I can keep it a secret, and I'm

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Speaker 1: not asking for anything perverted, just a straight up cuddle

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Speaker 1: session with you when we work together. Don Is this

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Speaker 1: even legal what you're asking me to do? Let me

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Speaker 1: ask you this, is it legal for you to sleep

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Speaker 1: on the job in the warehouse. We're having a phone

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Speaker 1: conversation right now. How many times do I have to

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Speaker 1: cuddle with you? Whenever we work together? You get a

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Speaker 1: free Monday and Wednesday, you get a free half an

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Speaker 1: hour nap, And I think I'm gonna nap for that

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Speaker 1: half an hour. Trust me, man, if you're in my arms,

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Speaker 1: you'll fall right asleep. You just said I'd be wrapped

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Speaker 1: up in your arms every Monday and Wednesday. I like

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Speaker 1: being the bigger spoon, but you could be big spoon

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Speaker 1: if you want any spoon. Okay, well, then I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to let you go and we'll have

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Speaker 1: a conversation. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, there's got to

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Speaker 1: be another option here. Those are your options. You get fired,

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Speaker 1: you get fired, or you cuddle with me. Well, obviously

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be fired. So is that a yes?

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Speaker 1: In just a couple of guys cuddling in the afternoon

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Speaker 1: at work. Uh? I just need an I just need

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Speaker 1: an answer. Bro. The only way I am agreeing to

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Speaker 1: this if no one, no dudes, no one at the office,

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Speaker 1: no one at the warehouse ever gets word of this.

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Speaker 1: It's like this phone call never happened. That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I'm up on Monday at Wednesday and I will knock

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Speaker 1: on the door. No Wordger said, and nothing gets out

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Speaker 1: once that door gets closed. All right, I can promise

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Speaker 1: you nobody will find out, none of your warehouse buddies. Nothing.

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Speaker 1: So you just come up Monday and Wednesdays and cuddle

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Speaker 1: with me a little bit. Fine, fine, I'll see you Monday. Really, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: fine fine? Why why are you even Why are you laughing?

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Speaker 1: I said I would do this. You think this is funny? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I do, because this is a prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you here, buddy, Maurice,

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Speaker 1: set you up. Tell me the guys at the warehouse

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Speaker 1: have been giving you a hard time for sleeping at work,

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Speaker 1: made a mess with you. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: this is a This turns out to be a joke.

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Speaker 1: And I just agreed to like a cuddle. Yes you did,

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Speaker 1: so let's get our cuddle on. Man. I'm excited. No no, no,

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Speaker 1: we don't need to work. Should be fun at the

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Speaker 1: warehouse now, huh. Do not tell him that. I don't

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Speaker 1: have to tell them. They're just gonna hear it. Man,

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Speaker 1: all right, cuddle, hey, cuddle buddy, I'll talk to you later, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with two point five