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Speaker 1: Then Jebel Show on demand and you might remember me

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Speaker 1: from the Food Network. But now I'm hosting Stupid Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: America's favorite game show. If you're wondering, do I still

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Speaker 1: have frosted tips in my hair? Yes? I do. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to Question Town. It's Stupid Internet Questions and it's the

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Speaker 1: most exciting game show the world has ever seen with

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Speaker 1: frosted tips. Fieri. Yes, I'm Guy Fieri and I'm eating

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Speaker 1: frosted flakes and I have frosted tips. Yes. Let's get

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Speaker 1: to the question, shall we. What is the question that

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Speaker 1: everybody is asking on the dot com today? I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you asked because I'm Guy Fieri and I've got your answer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the question that everybody wants to know is should Mariah

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Speaker 1: Carey's All I Want for Christmas be retired? For good? No,

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Speaker 1: this is the dumbest, stupid Internet question we've ever had answers.

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Speaker 1: The Internet has never claimed to not be dumb. I

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Speaker 1: would it be retired? Well, I know people don't like it,

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Speaker 1: but why would retire it? It's like, literally so many

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Speaker 1: people do like it. Victoria's jumping in here. I can

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Speaker 1: see why people would want it to be retired just

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Speaker 1: because it's been played all the time. But I also

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Speaker 1: love it and I feel like it's an iconic Christmas song. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: I just have the chills. He's just hearing the little Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's been it, and I'm gonna sing the song to

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Speaker 1: you right now. No Christmas. Stupid internet question is should

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Speaker 1: Maria Carris all I Want for Christmas be retired? There

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Speaker 1: are people that hate it, and I'll do that. We're

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Speaker 1: so tired of it. No is it should be retired

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Speaker 1: and it should be taken over by Bennett. That was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I think we need a new Christmas song, yeah, like

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Speaker 1: a new Christmas classic. This has become the Christmas song,

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Speaker 1: and I think it should be retired because I like

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Speaker 1: when i Carry's music. I really like when Maria Carry

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Speaker 1: first came out right like old Marie Carrey music. I

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Speaker 1: like Victoria. Don't even know what we're talking about. Acknowledge this.

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Speaker 1: It's stupid internet questions and we're asking the questions. Should

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Speaker 1: Maria Carreys all Want for Christmas be retired? That's what

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Speaker 1: everybody's wondering today. I think it should be retired. If

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Speaker 1: you like Maria Carry, she doesn't do anything anymore. But

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Speaker 1: Christmas music all because of that song, and she only

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Speaker 1: performs that song when she performs that's all she's like.

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Speaker 1: If you like her, though, I was tired if I

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Speaker 1: had anything that ever worked out the way I wanted

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Speaker 1: it to, Like I've done comedy and stuff, like if

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Speaker 1: I ever had anything go viral and like it made

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Speaker 1: me a bunch of money, and I had one thing

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Speaker 1: I would quit while I was ahead too. She was

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Speaker 1: already ahead, but I would just be like, what if

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do this one thing over and over.

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Speaker 1: If I was doing comedy and I had one joke

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Speaker 1: that worked every single time, it was the best joke ever,

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Speaker 1: I would just tell that one joke all the time

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Speaker 1: and walk off stage. So I did it. But if

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Speaker 1: you like Mariah carry, she's not doing anything new anymore.

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Speaker 1: That's all she does this Christmas stuff. What I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say is that there's an interesting story because like

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Speaker 1: years ago, I think it was like in the nineties,

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Speaker 1: they were like, Mariah, make a Christmas album with a

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Speaker 1: bunch of like covers, and she was like, no, I

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Speaker 1: want to write my own song, and the label was like, no,

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Speaker 1: nobody makes Christmas music. We're gonna stick to the same

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Speaker 1: songs forever. She made this song. It didn't go viral

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Speaker 1: twenty years ago. It took twenty years for it to

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Speaker 1: like that. I can cover. No, not much money she

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Speaker 1: has made off the song. She has made sixty million

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Speaker 1: like over like almost a million dollars every Christmas season

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Speaker 1: Maria Harry's All One for Christmas be retired? I know

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't listen to people when they tell you can't

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Speaker 1: that's what people do, especially in the music industry, in

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Speaker 1: the entertainment industry as a whole. It is so frustrating.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell you the amount of sweat and tears

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Speaker 1: then the person that said you shouldn't do it goes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought of that. You guys like, how I did that?

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Speaker 1: I did that? I made that guy do that. Take

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Speaker 1: credit for what you've done, and you're like, nobody thinks

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Speaker 1: retired so someone else can do the same thing. Stop

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Speaker 1: hogging all the blur and right that should prove to you, though, Man,

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Speaker 1: don't let anybody tell you that you shouldn't do something

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Speaker 1: if you know it's the right thing. She obviously felt

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Speaker 1: in her gut that she could make a new Christmas song,

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Speaker 1: and she did. She ever, I mean, that song is

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Speaker 1: I would do nothing but right Christmas music all day,

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Speaker 1: have a hot fact because I googled this, but I

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Speaker 1: did see has of November eighteenth, of twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 1: which happens to be Jewel in mine third year anniversary

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Speaker 1: That's got to say something. Three is Jewel's life pat

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Speaker 1: number is my favorite number. So there are are Mariah

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Speaker 1: Carry at this. Yeah, we are Maria carry the secrets out.

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Speaker 1: We are Mariah Carry, which means you have kids with

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Speaker 1: Nick Cannon. Congrats who doesn't have a kid with Nick

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Speaker 1: Cannon these days? That was stupid questions. I'm Mariah Carry,

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Speaker 1: Phone frame Heday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is Pete Deekins calling from the Partment Licensing. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Danielle. Yep, we're speaking. Hi, Daniella. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, great, I'm not. Oh, but then again, yeah,

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Speaker 1: a good DA when you work at the DMV. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because I need to talk to

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Speaker 1: it like two days ago, and I'm excited to ride

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Speaker 1: I know it's like a lot for a bigginner, but wow,

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Speaker 1: you can't write it right now. Legally your license is

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Speaker 1: actually not valid. Wait what do you mean? I mean like,

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Speaker 1: I don't understand you did all the testing correct. I

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Speaker 1: I see all that down here, But what I don't

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Speaker 1: see is the sound test. So nobody told me about

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Speaker 1: a sound test. What does that even mean? It's pretty simple.

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Speaker 1: You have to be able to also make the sound

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Speaker 1: that your motorcycle makes, in case you ever had to

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Speaker 1: describe it to anybody. You're not being serious, are you.

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Speaker 1: I work at the DMV. We don't joke around a lot.

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Speaker 1: I should have told you about this. It's in case

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Speaker 1: somebody steals it. There's a noise complaint. You have to

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Speaker 1: they'd have different sounds the motors on those things. I mean,

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Speaker 1: and I believe you work at the DMV, Lady, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But that's just ridiculous. I guess it's really helpful though.

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Speaker 1: I can check it off now though, actually over the phone,

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Speaker 1: and then I can approve it, or you can come

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Speaker 1: down to the DMV if you want to waste another

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Speaker 1: day and a half properly, I mean, okay, rather, okay,

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Speaker 1: well let's do it. Then you tell me what type

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Speaker 1: a Harley, A nice stir got that checked off here

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Speaker 1: it goes the sound test. So I have a description

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Speaker 1: So you just want me to make the sound that

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Speaker 1: my motorcycle sounds like. Yes, it's gonna be three ways

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Speaker 1: like on a side It would be like like tom,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like that's the best sound I can make.

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Speaker 1: I need to hear it a little longer. It's got

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Speaker 1: to be a couple of seconds. And you laughed, and

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Speaker 1: I don't think your engine laughs, does it? No? All right,

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Speaker 1: didn't try that one more time? What would your motorcycle

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Speaker 1: it goes like broom, Okay, not bad. Now we'll need

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Speaker 1: to hear what it would sound like on the freeway

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Speaker 1: like three dying geese? So no, not really? Well can

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Speaker 1: are you okay? It sound like you coughed choked? Wow?

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Speaker 1: That was perfect. That was amazing, Thank you. That's that's

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Speaker 1: motorcycle stop sound I've ever heard. Can I just hear

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Speaker 1: it one more time just for fun? Because that was

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Speaker 1: I need to hear a stop and then a fart sound.

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Speaker 1: That'd be perfect. What Actually, this is Jewil from The

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Speaker 1: Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Shann is on the

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Speaker 1: phone today and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years, Clayton,

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Speaker 1: thinks he's so great and charming whatever, And so by

421
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,640
Speaker 1: the time our moment's done and our arguments done, I'm

422
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 1: just like, well, you know, people get upset, they say

423
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,000
Speaker 1: things that don't mean, et cetera. You know, so like

424
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,800
Speaker 1: I've excused that behavior, but like after they hear him

425
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 1: talking to me like that, like, yeah, there's no way

426
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,680
Speaker 1: that they're going to send for him at all, and

427
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,359
Speaker 1: they're definitely not going to let Savannah go out with

428
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,000
Speaker 1: him anywhere. Like he's he's going to be done. Yeah.

429
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 1: I mean the way that he talked to you too,

430
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 1: that you have proof of two things, right, like because

431
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 1: if if you find yourself excusing someone's behavior like that

432
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 1: all the time, that's not a good thing either. No,

433
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 1: he's a narcissist. And like I'm over it. Like I

434
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,199
Speaker 1: knew that there were red flags and I ignored them

435
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,239
Speaker 1: because you know, you just sit there and say, like, oh,

436
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,439
Speaker 1: well the good outway is the bad. So you know,

437
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: I feel so stupid for Okay, you live and learn

438
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,959
Speaker 1: and then you know you know what to expect not

439
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,080
Speaker 1: to do in the future. Yeah, I know. I'm just

440
00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:51,879
Speaker 1: so grateful for this forum because like, if I didn't

441
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,120
Speaker 1: have witnesses and stuff like, he would literally just make

442
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 1: it sound like I was crazy and then he'd probably

443
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 1: date my sister. Yeah that's terrible. I mean, you know

444
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,719
Speaker 1: the truth, you know, you know who you are and

445
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:03,160
Speaker 1: you know who he is and ultimately also your sister.

446
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,040
Speaker 1: That's really mess up on your sister. Yeah, this is

447
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,719
Speaker 1: going to be really hard to get pass with her.

448
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 1: But also like he's a narcissist. He probably love bombed

449
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: her that he did with me. I'm sure that she's

450
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 1: just under a spell too, because this is just not

451
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: like her. It's just so embarrassing. Oh man, well you

452
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,239
Speaker 1: tell your family about it, maybe somebody will step in

453
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 1: and do something. Listen to the show. So, well, we're

454
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 1: gonna do this. We're gonna do a follow up with you.

455
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,200
Speaker 1: Do you mind, and like I can call you back

456
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Speaker 1: and see how you're doing. Yeah, when I tell you

457
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 1: I have a super hot, awesome new boyfriend to tell

458
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Speaker 1: you all about it. The Jewels show him on demand

459
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Speaker 1: jubils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? You texted

460
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Speaker 1: it at four one o six one that you have

461
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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. So you have a dirty little secret.

462
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 1: Hey guys, all right, so um he was kind of

463
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,920
Speaker 1: what's up? My dear little secret is that I slept

464
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: with one of my best friend's sisters five years ago,

465
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: three years ago, and last year we would he occasionally

466
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Speaker 1: like hook up. He has no idea. I mean, I

467
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 1: don't know. I assume. So she doesn't want me to

468
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 1: tell him because like I live with my best friend,

469
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: which is her brother. Right, Like in the same city,

470
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: and she lives in a different city and she flies

471
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 1: in and, you know, to visit him. And then she

472
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: always comes in like a day earlier, stays the day later,

473
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Speaker 1: and we meet up at the hotel. Wo. That's amazing. Yeah,

474
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: not at all. So that's why it's like one years,

475
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: three years, five years ago, because she probably doesn't come

476
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,200
Speaker 1: to visit him that often, right, exactly. I always perk

477
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: up a little bit because he's like, you know, my

478
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,439
Speaker 1: sister's coming in the town in two weeks. I'm like

479
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:52,040
Speaker 1: two weeks. Hey, I'm marketing. Yeah. I was like, why

480
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 1: are you so excited that my sister's coming in town? Now?

481
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: I just think she's gray. What are you guys getting

482
00:23:56,359 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 1: married one day? Oh my gosh, I don't. I mean, like,

483
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: I think if we did that, he'd be cool with

484
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: it because then we'd be brothers. And I mean I'm

485
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: thinking about it now, don't get me wrong on that.

486
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty

487
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: little secret. And I hope his sister comes to town too.

488
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: Oh next week, mans back and back again. Apparently. Yeah,

489
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: I wouldn't come back if I didn't Hello, Hello, Hey,

490
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? I'm good. How are you

491
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: pretty good? Um? Why don't you tell us what your

492
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: dirty little secret is? So? My my dirty little secret

493
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 1: is that I have a twin sister, and you know,

494
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: sometimes we like would do the whole switch place this thing,

495
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,119
Speaker 1: or you know, I take some sort of test for

496
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 1: each other or whatever. And the biggest one that I

497
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: did is I took my driver's test before her, and

498
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: I passed nine and then she took hers and her

499
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:02,000
Speaker 1: she failed, okay, And then she asked me to take

500
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: her driver's test for her. Yeah, and then I ended

501
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:09,120
Speaker 1: up failing it for her. Oh my god, that's funny.

502
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: So do you guys ever do anything else switch switch

503
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: up lives any other way? So once in a while,

504
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 1: we would actually like switch our jobs. She nanny's and

505
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: I work at a restaurant, totally different jobs, so you

506
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 1: switched them. Yeah. So we would just be like, oh,

507
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,239
Speaker 1: I don't feel like serving tables today, will you do it?

508
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: She's like, well, I don't feel like dealing with these

509
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: kids today, so you do it. We would just go

510
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 1: into each other's jobs and place of each other for like,

511
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 1: you know, the whole day and just kind of get

512
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: a break from our normal I'd be kind of nice

513
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: actually to mix it up at Yeah, just switched lives

514
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 1: with someone for a day, that would be nice. You

515
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't get bored. Yeah, that way, we just like never

516
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 1: got burnt out on our jobs and we could just

517
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: have something different if we wanted to. Was the first

518
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 1: time filling in as a nanny hard for you? Or

519
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: was the first time filling in as a server hard

520
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: for her? She had a way harder time doing the

521
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: server Yeah, because yeah, I mean I've prepped her on

522
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: how to like put the orders in and like gave

523
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,679
Speaker 1: her as much information as I could. But obviously, you know,

524
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: she was kind of stumbling around and my co workers

525
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: were like, are you okay, and she just kind of

526
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: lied and was like, oh, I didn't sleep great and

527
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: I just don't feel good. I don't know where my

528
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: head sat. All right, Well, thank you very dirty. A

529
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Speaker 1: little secret then Jebel Show on demand. Welcome to the

530
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Speaker 1: i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

531
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: just in the news. They report the news for Monday,

532
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 1: July What was it again? Yea twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh.

533
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,919
Speaker 1: And the next time you go to the doctor, they

534
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: might be a teenager. Oh, tell you why teenagers are

535
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: now going to be your doctor in just a second.

536
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

537
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: my idiot in the news today is someone who I'm

538
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: just waiting for these stories to come out so i

539
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: can talk about it. And it's been a while. Sarah

540
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: Abraham has been the news home. I have a really

541
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Speaker 1: exciting story and followed for her, she's back. Tellay all

542
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: that my story coming up in my story. I'm Christian

543
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: Gray Snow And if you ever feel like you're tired

544
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 1: of just having visitors, boyd, I have the perfect tip

545
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: for you. We're coming up on that must story that's

546
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: coming up in my story. Hey, it's Benny. Find out

547
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: why Kanye West dropping out of a music festival has

548
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: to do with us? What it has to do with

549
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: us right here in Seattle, Okay, our backyards here in

550
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: the PNW coming up next in my story. All right,

551
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: it's coming up next. More on those in just a

552
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Speaker 1: second before your first story of the day. In the

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Speaker 1: I n ND eating their port of news, there's a

554
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 1: thirteen year old in Texas named Elena Wicker, and she's

555
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: become the youngest black college student to ever get into

556
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: medical school. Thirteen years old? Medical school, start right, welcome

557
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: the star seed? Is that seriously thirteen years old? She

558
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: graduated from high school last year at twelve? What and

559
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: she's going to be going to the hearsingk school. I

560
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: can't even say the name of the School of Medicine

561
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 1: at the University of Alabama. Okay, that's actually a robot.

562
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: And she's already completed a two and a half year

563
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:01,399
Speaker 1: college degree. Oh no, not at all. She was like

564
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: born knowing how the secret to world beats. It's like crazy. Hey,

565
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: it's been a black power all the way. But doesn't

566
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: it take like eight years for you to get here,

567
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: like doctors? Yeah, something like, it's a long time. She

568
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:13,959
Speaker 1: graduated from high school last year, and that doesn't even

569
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: make sense. I'm saying she's robot. I'm not as smart

570
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: as her, but the mouth ain mappy. I don't know. Well,

571
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: she didn't graduate, Yeah, she just got accepted graduate next year, Yeah, right,

572
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: somehow next week exactly. And then the next time you

573
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: go to the doctor, you're walk into be a thirteen

574
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 1: year old. Yeah. I don't care how smart you are.

575
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: If you graduated in medlic to school at thirteen you're

576
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: obviously a genius, But no thirteen year old walked into

577
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 1: the room. I'm running out of it. I'm not letting

578
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: you do surgery on me. Toy jumping here. She'll literally

579
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 1: be able to perform Doctor Judy's like on you before

580
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: she can drink anything about that first, She's not coming

581
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 1: in and hung up. You know what? Come on? Actually,

582
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: with the way I've seen some doctors be, I would

583
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: rather go to the thirteen year old knowing she is

584
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: not hammered at least how proud of her parents? Right?

585
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: I would be ashamed of my solve her parent That's

586
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say. They're not proud. They're like man,

587
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: graduating high school means nothing. This is the I n N,

588
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,719
Speaker 1: the adiant news network where idiots aren't just in the news.

589
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: For next story of the day, let's set it on

590
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh, who was on location in the

591
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: club with a fifty cent and fair I'm kidding. That

592
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: was my story, yes, says Barah Abraham, and her thirteen

593
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: year old daughter. And her thirteen year old daughter is

594
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: not a doctor. I just put together how we was

595
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: that a jewel and my story both involved at thirteen

596
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: year old kind of freaking her, But I'm going to continue.

597
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: So fair Abraham was clubbing with her thirteen year old daughter.

598
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 1: Interesting slammed on the Internet of things about it. Yeah right. Also,

599
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 1: what a psycho this thirteen year old we just talked about.

600
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: He's going to medical school at thirteen and far Abraham's

601
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 1: got her daughter in the club with a septim piercing thirteen. Huh. Oh. Well.

602
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: The good thing is when she wants to get that

603
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: septim piercing reworked and stitched up or whatever, she can

604
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: go to the doctors. Say this is then and the

605
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: Indian news nowhere core idiots aren't just in the news.

606
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: For next story, Let's send it on over to Christian

607
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Speaker 1: Gray Snow, who's somewhere in the world. I'm on location

608
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Speaker 1: in Jerome, Arizona, where I've when to Drome. We've been

609
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: to Drome. Is that we got to slat tire, Yes,

610
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: stop it flat tire right outside of Jerome. You're lucky

611
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: you made it out alive because we're visiting a free

612
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: where they were other words that I wanted to say

613
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: around dozens right, terrified. I was like, wait where are we? Yes,

614
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: it wasn't say later, okay, and they'll post on the

615
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Yes we will. It's always hard to get

616
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: out of Jerome alive. There are only four hundred and

617
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: fifty people that make up the population of Jerome. Apparently

618
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: it's a very small town. But the police officers in

619
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: Drome have been getting complaints recently because they do have

620
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: a lot of visitors who come to take into scenic

621
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: views and visited its old like mining town history. However,

622
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: it has been brought to the cops attention that people

623
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: are leaving awful notes on visitors cars and screaming at

624
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: them whenever they drive by them to leave. So there

625
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: are only four hundred and fifty people in Jerome, but

626
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: not a single one of them want you to visit. Also,

627
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: if you say the phrase there's four hundred and fifty

628
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: people in Jerome and people don't know Jerome, Arizona, that

629
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: sounds not anybody who rings out in a place like

630
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Speaker 1: Jerome or where there's for only four hundred people, they

631
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: don't want visitors. There's a reason they're out there. As

632
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, they're mad that there's four hundred

633
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: and forty nine other people around them. All right, this

634
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: is the I n N, the Indian News Network where

635
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. The Tune in tomorrow

636
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: same time for another report, The Jebil Show on demand.

637
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:53,479
Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello,

638
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: Hi there, this is Pete Eakins calling from apartments? Am

639
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: I speaking to Nathan? You are? Hey? So yeah, I'm

640
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: calling from the administrative offices here at the compartments where

641
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: you reside. Okay, And I'm guessing you know why I'm calling. No,

642
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: I have no idea, Okay, So I'll break it down

643
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: for you. I guess we've gotten quite a few complaints

644
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 1: lately about you and what's going on in your unit. There.

645
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm at a loss here, what are you talking about? Right? Yeah? There?

646
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: There's what six senses I think that humans have is

647
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: we got ears so we can hear. We got eyes

648
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: so we can see. We got a mouth so we

649
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: can taste, and we have a nose so we can

650
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: smell things. And people are complaining about the smell coming

651
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: from your apartment. I don't know what to say. It's clean, okay, Well, well,

652
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: what I've got here on my nose in front of

653
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 1: me says it does not smell clean. And I actually

654
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 1: had somebody go over there the other day when you

655
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: weren't there, one of our maintenance guys, and take a

656
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 1: little look see, and it seems like you, sir, don't

657
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: know what a bathroom is. Excuse me, yeah, it's what

658
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: did they say? Well, they said that they went in

659
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: there and it was obvious that instead of using the

660
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: bathroom and the toilet, it seems that you've been going

661
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: all over the floor and it's creating quite a smell.

662
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: And obviously we can't have that here. It's unhealthy and disgusting. Wait,

663
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: you think that I'm on my floor. Yes, I don't

664
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: think in their apartments you need to be using the toilet. Sir. No, dude,

665
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 1: I have a puppy, He's like, but I'm trying to

666
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: another one. We got another one, the old puppy. Excuse

667
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,959
Speaker 1: the old I got a puppy excuse. All right, Well,

668
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: then how do you explain the tests? What test are

669
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: you talking about? Oh? Well, I'll have you know that

670
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: my maintenance guys do that. I sent in there the

671
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: other day to check it out. He took a sample

672
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 1: of one of the stains that was on the floor there.

673
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 1: We sent it down to a lab and they reviewed

674
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: it and it came back ninety four percent human. How

675
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: do you explain that, mister poopy pants dude, I don't

676
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: even know how much it cost to do those tests.

677
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 1: It is probably more than my rent. This is insane.

678
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: I have a problems with you guys since I moved in,

679
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: and now you tell me. I'm like, it's crapping on

680
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: my own floor. Oh my gout still again again, that's

681
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: the third time this month, Stu, that's a third time

682
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: this month. I have half of mine. Okay, I am

683
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,760
Speaker 1: so sorry about that. Well, we did get it tested.

684
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. Before that, I really

685
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: wasn't listening because I had Stew over my shoulder telling

686
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 1: me that what happened is when he went into your

687
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: apartment the other day to check it out, he actually

688
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,200
Speaker 1: what we have to do is get a control substance.

689
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 1: So he went to the bathroom on your floor, right

690
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: next to the stain. He accidentally collected that instead of

691
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: from the stain. So now we don't know, but we

692
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: guarantee that was Stews and not yours. So we need

693
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: to get another sample from your carpet. Please, you have

694
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: a maintenance guy come into my house. I think that's illegal,

695
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: Like you can't even just do that. And he took

696
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: a on my floor and then you called me to

697
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,959
Speaker 1: accuse me taking it on my own floor and won't

698
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,359
Speaker 1: believe me that it's my new puppy. You know what,

699
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down to your office and take it

700
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: on your depth. See how you like it's weirdo? Okay,

701
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 1: well then I'm gonna tell you the brank phone call

702
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: and your sister set you up. I got you, Nathan,

703
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: what this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

704
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: a phone brank on you and your sister Stephan. You

705
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: say you up? Oh my god, I kill you, My god.

706
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: That was the quality radio play. Thank you. She told

707
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: us that you got a new puppy and it won't

708
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: stop going to the bathroom on your floor. Do you

709
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: wanted us a mess with you? My god? I I

710
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: would like to come on my desk bow that would

711
00:35:53,760 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: be interesting. The Jewel Show on Demand First Day follow up.

712
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: Ran is on the phone today for a first day

713
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: follow up and he's not getting a call back from

714
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: a woman named Kristen. It's been a week since his

715
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: date and I guess he's reached out three times. Have

716
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: you called him or texted or both or just a picture,

717
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: just pictures, Brian, Man, I've called text I've sent messages

718
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,879
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Oh all right, Oh yeah, so even trying

719
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: really hard to get a hold of her. Yeah, man,

720
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,200
Speaker 1: really beautiful lady had a really good time. Okay, Well

721
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:30,479
Speaker 1: tell us about this really beautiful lady and the wonderful time. Yeah. Well,

722
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: I met Christa and we went down to a neighborhood

723
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: pizza bar. I thought we had a very good time,

724
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,439
Speaker 1: great conversation, back and forth, good vibes. But she left

725
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: pretty quickly. Her excuse was she had something to do

726
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: in them warning. Okay, I honestly think she was sick

727
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: from the pizza. Her face was really like, her face

728
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 1: was really pale, you know. So you think she didn't

729
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: want to tell you about it. Yeah, and maybe it's

730
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: my fault because I took her to the pizza bar

731
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: and she got sick, you know, And you think that

732
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: wasn't a case. Did she say anything about being sick

733
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: or whatever. I just think she wasn't feeling well, but

734
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. She said it was something in the morning,

735
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 1: but she never responded, I got checked her to check

736
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,240
Speaker 1: on him. I called her a check on him. Nothing

737
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,160
Speaker 1: nor responses at all. I mean, I definitely think you

738
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: did the right thing by, you know, just kind of

739
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: letting her step out to go home, because when you're

740
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: not feeling well, the worst thing is when someone says,

741
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: are you okay for us? And then it's like, no,

742
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm dying, I gotta go. Letting her leave peacefully good

743
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,800
Speaker 1: for you. I wonder if she's lacked us intolerant. Yeah,

744
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: that could have done it. Did you ask her if

745
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 1: she was lactose intolerant. I didn't question. Yeah, well, I'm

746
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 1: sure she would say something or you know, like the

747
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: you know, dairy free ikey cheese, you can tell. I mean,

748
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: somebody who's lactose intolerant that bad, if they would get

749
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: sick that quick, they would definitely tell you they or

750
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,439
Speaker 1: they would order exactly the nasty cheese like you said,

751
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: and that doesn't taste at all like regular cheese. But

752
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,359
Speaker 1: that's someone who is lactose intolerant who has to eat

753
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: that cheese once in a while. You bite into it

754
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: and you pretend to like it because it has kind

755
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: of the consistency of me any other reason why you

756
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: think she's not calling me back. Man, I'm stumped. I

757
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: really can't thank her mean things. Like I said, they

758
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: had great conversation, good bye, joked around a little bit,

759
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: so I thought the date went pretty good. Okay. And

760
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 1: then how long were you guys talking before you actually

761
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: went out with her? We had texted back and forth

762
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: almost like a week and a half. Okay, you know

763
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: it was our first time meeting up. We're gonna have

764
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: almost two weeks. Okay. Other than her going from looking

765
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: great the whole night to queasy, I don't know what happened. Okay.

766
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,919
Speaker 1: Did she seem like she was having a good time before?

767
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: I mean you said, yeah, we talked about stuff and whatever, whatever,

768
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: But what about her made it seemed like she was

769
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: really liking it. I've been out with a a lot of

770
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: people who didn't like me very much, and they talked

771
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: and at pizza and they laughed. Sometimes it could be

772
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: like something that was brought up in the middle of

773
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 1: the conversation too. Yeah, conversations really didn't change, you know,

774
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 1: from how we was text things to actually get to

775
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: the meet up. It didn't change. At the table, Okay,

776
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: I was thinking that we was making strides towards another date.

777
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: Body language other than wanting to puke. That body language

778
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: you saw where she looked like she was thick and

779
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: wanted to throw up. Did it look like she was

780
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: into you? Leaning into you with her hair, all those

781
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: things that people say that people do when they Yeah,

782
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: the flirty stuff, you know, taking her top off, Yeah,

783
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: flirty flirty things, you know, the batting up the ass.

784
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: You know, she laughed at a couple of jokes that

785
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: I know wasn't funny. Okay, okay, that can't always be

786
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: the end all tell all or whatever the hell up? Yes,

787
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: because I'm super shy on dates, and I'm like, cringe,

788
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: e it's just so awkward. Yeah, Alex does get awkward,

789
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 1: even our first date though, you know, like you laugh

790
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: a lot, you smile a lot, and stuff like that.

791
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: But even on our first date, you didn't really do

792
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: much of that. And you're kind of like playing with

793
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,680
Speaker 1: your sunglasses, filling with the glass, like looking around, and

794
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I think she's nervous. Either that or

795
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: she doesn't just yeah look at me, freak. I don't know.

796
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm kind of getting the vibe that maybe she was

797
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: into it. And then got actually sick during the day,

798
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: and that's kind of embarrassing, you know, but you also

799
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: shouldn't blame yourself for that. It's not your fault she

800
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: got sick. Yeah, okay, and that's the only reason you

801
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: can think of that she's not calling you back. And

802
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: obviously you didn't kiss or anything, because she looked pale

803
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: and then ran out of the pizza place. Yeah, did

804
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: she actually run? Sit walk? All right? Yeah, maybe she

805
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: was sick. Okay, Well, we'll play a song man, cl

806
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: cl clack the pizza place, all right, We'll playing a

807
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: song and then call her and see if that is

808
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: the reason or if it's something else, and then we'll

809
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: see we can get you another date, all right, all right,

810
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: all right, we'll play a song. Come back and do

811
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 1: it next. Hey, Brian, can you do the sound again

812
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: of what it sounded like when kristin the women you

813
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 1: went out with, he was not calling you back when

814
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: she ran out of the pizza place. What was the

815
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: sound of her shoes again? It was like clack clack

816
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: clack clack said, I'm out here, all right. So she

817
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: clack clacked out of your life and you haven't been

818
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 1: able to get a hold of her. Brian went on

819
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: a date with Kristen and they went to a pizza place.

820
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: He said that everything was going great until all of

821
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: a sudden, she looked kind of pale and then clack

822
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: clack clack clack clacked out of the door. And she

823
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,879
Speaker 1: hasn't responded to any of his messages. It's been a week.

824
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: He's tried to reach out to her three times through

825
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 1: the phone and then a couple of messages on social

826
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 1: media and has heard nothing. And the only reason you

827
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: can think of that she's ghosting you is because maybe

828
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: a lactose intolerance. Right, Yeah, Okay, Well I feel like

829
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: she got sick and didn't want it to but I

830
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: really like her and I would really like to go

831
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: on on the date again. All right, cool, Well call

832
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: herand now let's do it. Yeah, we'll see if we

833
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: can get her on the phone and find out what happened.

834
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: Here you hello him, I speak to Kristen, please, Kristin. Hey,

835
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: what's up, Kristen. This is the Jewel Show. It's a

836
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: radio show. My name is Jewel, my name is Alex.

837
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: I'm Christian Grayson. Now how are you hello? How are

838
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,680
Speaker 1: you guys? Wonderful? Thank you for asking. Appreciate that, Okay,

839
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: so let's call for her. It wasn't It wasn't just

840
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: to tell you how we feel, but it was for

841
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: Jewel too. Ask you a question. All right, I'll get

842
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: to the point. Recently, annoy, you went out with a

843
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: guy on a date and now you're not calling him back.

844
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: And we do a segment on the show where if

845
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: you go out with someone and then ghost them after,

846
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

847
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: and ask what happened. And you recently went out with

848
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: a dude named Brian, right, yeah, okay, and now you're

849
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: not calling Brian back, and he's tried to reach out

850
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 1: to you, and he wants to know why. That's why

851
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: we're on the Okay, Well, first off, we went to dinner. Whoa, whoa.

852
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,399
Speaker 1: You really did not have a good time with Brian.

853
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: It sounds stop. She said, yeah, I don't know, okay, sorry,

854
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: go ahead dinner. And beforehand he claimed he knew some

855
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: delicious Italian restaurant and he was all excited to take me, okay,

856
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: And we show up to this so called restaurant and

857
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: it was clearly just a pizza joint. Oh what house?

858
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,399
Speaker 1: A good food. Yeah, exactly. It sounds like recently Alex

859
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: and I. I don't know if you know that, but

860
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,439
Speaker 1: kind of the same situation. I was really excited about

861
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: this pizza place or Italian place. So I'm like, oh,

862
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: because in my mind I remember it being very upscale

863
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: and nice, but the food delicious. And then we got

864
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: there was basically like one of those Italian bars that

865
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: looked like that. It looked like you just like one

866
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: of the places where you're standing in line. It looked

867
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 1: like a sparrow basically. And then and You're like, we're

868
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: doing a date night, and I'm like, oh, crap, this

869
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: isn't how I remember it at all. I was super

870
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: excited too, but the food ended up being good, so

871
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: it saved the day. It didn't look like we just

872
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: went out to the mall on a date. Yeah you

873
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 1: guys sound lucky. Okay, It wasn't like all these served

874
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: was beer, pizza, and salad. So was that way over dress?

875
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: Like I was about little block dress, orange pumps, curled

876
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: my hair, thinking we're going out to this like bougie

877
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: nice restaurant, so awkward. That is kind of embarrassing. So

878
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: he just made it seem like you guys were gonna

879
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 1: go on like a super romantic date, and it just

880
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: was like a pretty low key yeah. But I mean

881
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 1: it gets even worse, Like he showed up wearing jeans

882
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: with flip flops is a total no no, like even

883
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 1: in a late dock setting, super tacky. I would want

884
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: my man's dress at all. Okay, okay, I've seen people

885
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: were jeans and flip flops and pull it off before.

886
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: In two thousand and seven more first dates, it was

887
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 1: the first date. Yeah, let you guys are at the

888
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: beach or something, or it's Matthew McConaughey, alright, alright, pizza.

889
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: If you've ever been to a place where you thought

890
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: you were supposed to dress up and you walk in

891
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: and you're the only dressed up person, if you own it,

892
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: it's kind of fun. You're like, yeah, screw it, weird

893
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: showed up to this dive bar in tuxedos, you know,

894
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 1: and that's fun, right, You're gonna have fun with that.

895
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 1: But if he showed up dressed in flip flops and

896
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: jeans and stuff like that, so then you're with that guy,

897
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: he's not on the same page as you at that point.

898
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: Now you're just the weirdo who's all dressed up exactly

899
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: like he could have told me it was more low

900
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: key and I wouldn't have worn a freaking trust and

901
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 1: heels like a curl my hair, did my makeup and

902
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: everything like it was literally a dive far Is that

903
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: why you ran out of the place? Like he said

904
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: that you kind of just got up and then he

905
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: described it as click clacking out because of your shoes.

906
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: That claw, Yes, why I left. I did not like

907
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: his outfit. I thought he looked kacky. I didn't like

908
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 1: how he told me we're going somewhere night and he

909
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,399
Speaker 1: took me to a little bar, like all of it

910
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: just together was not Yeah, yeah, it's not the dude fast.

911
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: It sucks. Yeah, I feel bad for you and I

912
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: feel bad for him. It sucks to be on the

913
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: either side of that because I've been there before in

914
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 1: my life where I'm like, I know that I'm not

915
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: the right style. You know, do you? I'm married? If

916
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: you don't know about like, we'll go to fist our

917
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: restaurant and jeans. Yeah, but if you're both doing it,

918
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: that's yeah. If that actually for the restaurant't like, sorry,

919
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: i'm under dress next time we go out to any restaurant,

920
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: I'm going to wear a tuxedo, and then you can

921
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 1: wear jeans and flip flops. You don't have a tuxedo. Yeah,

922
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: last time I had to wear a tie, I had

923
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: to have my lawyer tie it for me in his office.

924
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: So I obviously don't have a tuxedo. I also feel awkward.

925
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: I also feel awkward because Brian is actually on the

926
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: phone listening and wants to talk to you. Oh yes, sorry,

927
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot to tell you. He hi Brian. First

928
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: of all, right, but I said was going to a

929
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 1: nice restaurant, actually one of the nicest in time. Now,

930
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: I do admit the flip flops I probably could have

931
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,720
Speaker 1: did away with dope. I would never do that combination again,

932
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: jeans and flip flop, never do it again, like ever, like,

933
00:45:55,440 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 1: like ever ever. But you look very beautiful. Thank you.

934
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 1: Just like a little cringe. And again, I thought we

935
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: were going to some fancy place, like that's the best

936
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: piece of bar you ever eat. And also I really

937
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: wanted to a little bit of my favorite place, Like

938
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: I wish you would have told me to dress casual

939
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: because I'm walking through there like I'm sturting down a runway.

940
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,280
Speaker 1: You did look good though, like every hit was turning

941
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: and looked at you, so thank you, But like I

942
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 1: don't want every turning and the piece of bar I

943
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: try to stick out there. That pepperoni pizza, all right,

944
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: that is all right, you know what pizza is delicious.

945
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: Everybody loves pizza. That might be one of the nicest

946
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: compliments I've heard. You look better than a pepperoni pizza.

947
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 1: I'm saving that one. That was a pretty good one, okay,

948
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 1: but like, honestly, did you like him at all? Like

949
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: if it was you know, if he didn't wear the jeans,

950
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: and yeah, I did. The alpha just really threw me

951
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 1: off the place, Like, well, you know, if you let

952
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,720
Speaker 1: me take you out again, you know, we can probably

953
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: go to a fancy your pizza place where they actually

954
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,200
Speaker 1: have like the little lettuce and the avocados and you know,

955
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: all the showbies and stuff on the make it real flip,

956
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: you know, thin crush comes out on a pretty flatterer,

957
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: you know, and then you know you dip your piece

958
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: in some type of semi glade sauce, you know, And

959
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: I even want a top hit with a seedough I

960
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: tould be the one that's still an awkward this time. Hey,

961
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 1: what do you think that, Kristen? Would you like to

962
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: go out on another date with Brian? We might pay

963
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: for it. That sounds expensive though, I don't know. I

964
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: mean maybe maybe maybe that's better than to know. Yeah,

965
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,919
Speaker 1: how do we get a yes? We had to know soon?

966
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: All right, I guess, but yes, no more dive bars

967
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 1: or false information happen. Promise and I will go. I

968
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 1: can date with you. Yeah, you got a second date? Yeah?

969
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: Thank you all thanks, this is so so much. I

970
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 1: got to find a superware. Yeah, the Jewels Show on demand?

971
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what up? It's the

972
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: Jewels Show. You texted it at four, one or six

973
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: one day? You have a dirty little secret? So, Hi,

974
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Yes, I do. I

975
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: can't even believe I'm saying this. I just had to

976
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: get it off my chest because it's been killing me

977
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: for the past two weeks. Oh wow, okay, what is it?

978
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: It's kind of stupid but not at the same time.

979
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: If you know my daughter, So, I have a nine

980
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: year old daughter, she's really really into Minecraft. Oh that's awesome.

981
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: I love Minecraft. Never played it? No, I know, I've

982
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 1: played a lot of Minecraft for a while. I don't

983
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: even know why I did. I literally I don't play

984
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 1: a lot of video games anymore in my life, and

985
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: I wasn't playing any at the time, and I worked

986
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: a lot, and I was on the road a lot

987
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: doing comedy, and all of a sudden, I just was like,

988
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try this Minecraft thing. And then I didn't

989
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 1: want to do anything but play Minecraft all day. And

990
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: then I found out I was the only adult I

991
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: know who plays Minecraft, because most of them are nine.

992
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: Think you must be pretty into them, like really into it.

993
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: And I accidentally deleted three worlds from her team You're

994
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: a monster? Wow, dare you? Dude? If you deleted three

995
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: worlds from my Minecraft room, I would wait until you

996
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: order a pizza, and then I would your pizza. Oh

997
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: my god, I mean that's how mad I would be.

998
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: Whoa big deal on those? I think kids and Jewel

999
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: like hundreds of hours of gaming to develop those. Yeah,

1000
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: why do they make it so easy to delete? I

1001
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: don't know. And I thought I could recover it, and

1002
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't, and she was devastated. So I lied to

1003
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 1: her and I said it was probably a glitch or something.

1004
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: Oh man, I didn't consess. Well luckily for her, I'm

1005
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: googling it now and according to Google, there over eighteen

1006
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: quintillion worlds for her to find, so she's got plenty

1007
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: more to choose from. To be even worse than just

1008
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 1: lying about not deleting it, then told her that sassy

1009
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: girls usually have a lot of glitches in their in

1010
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 1: their computer, so she needs to tone it down and then,

1011
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: you know, the stuff like this won't happen. It's also

1012
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: kind of genius too, right, Just wait until you have

1013
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: to take her phone away. You want to see sassy.

1014
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: I don't even own my sixteen year old anymore. Oh

1015
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 1: did she's fund to? That didn't stop her sass? Sass

1016
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: is a fun word. I want to start using that

1017
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: more often. Stop sassin, that sass home. Yeah, I get

1018
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: that sassy mouth out of yours. She did. She for

1019
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: a couple of days, but you know then it was back. Well,

1020
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 1: now if she gets sassy again, you know what to do.

1021
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 1: I'm deleting another world. Hey, you really have to listen

1022
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: to the whole show in case you missed this yesterday.

1023
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: My favorite villain is Plankton from spun Job you know

1024
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: you like Plankton from SpongeBob as the worst villain on TV.

1025
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: I like him because he's so motivated to make sure

1026
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 1: that the chum Bucket is serving good food even though

1027
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: it's really crap. Okay, if you get to know Plankton

1028
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: in his story, him and mister Crabs developed the Crabby

1029
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: Patty Special together, and you know, yes, so I love

1030
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,919
Speaker 1: it because every villain has a story. A great answer. Yeah,

1031
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: that is a really good answer. We're asking the question today,

1032
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: who is your favorite TV villain? I think if I

1033
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: had to choose favorite TV villain, I'm trying to think.

1034
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: There's been so many, but the villains that I like

1035
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: to watch the best on TV would be this. My

1036
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: favorite TV villain would be any husband on a Lifetime movie,

1037
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: any husband in a Lifetime movie. They are always villains,

1038
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: and those movies are so good, out of control, actually

1039
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: doing something wrong. No, the movies on Lifetime, I've never

1040
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,359
Speaker 1: watched the movie on the Lifetime channel. Either they're super

1041
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: sweet or it's they're so lifetime moviest Lifetime is my

1042
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: mom watches them. Yeah right, it's nothing, but it's I

1043
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 1: love them and Victoria's mom loves them. And mostly old

1044
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: ladies love them. But dude, those movies are awesome, and

1045
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: the husbands and those they are dolls every single time,

1046
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,319
Speaker 1: every single time. Should go try and get on a

1047
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,800
Speaker 1: Lifetime movie. Please do, mister muse. I think I will audition.

1048
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,959
Speaker 1: I think I'd be perfect for the role of bad

1049
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: Cop number two in a Lifetime movie. I'm done mus nuffle,

1050
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: and We've got to get out here because I've got

1051
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: some auditioning to do. Then Jebel Show on demand. Basically,

1052
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: my employer found my TikTok's and really really did not

1053
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:44,239
Speaker 1: like that I was sharing my salary and stuff like that. Yeah,

1054
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: that's a clip on TikTok that went viral. It's a

1055
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 1: woman talking about how she got a twenty thousand dollar raise.

1056
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 1: Pretty good. She posted it on TikTok and then she

1057
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:56,120
Speaker 1: got fired. So did you get a raise today and

1058
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 1: then get fired because you posted about your raise on

1059
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 1: TikTok If you didn't, guess what, your Monday's probably pretty

1060
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: good because you're still going to work and you didn't

1061
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: go viral for losing your job. I just thought of this,

1062
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: and you know what they make you do, and this

1063
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: is one of the reasons why I have a problem

1064
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 1: with corporate America. They actually check your previous work history.

1065
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: If you're trying to get a new job and you

1066
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 1: say that you made fifty thousand dollars and you want

1067
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: to get sixty five, they will actually request your W

1068
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 1: two's from your previous job. You won't get the job

1069
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: if you don't supply it, and you have to upload

1070
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: your documents and prove how much have you made? What all? No,

1071
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 1: I've never had to do that. Yeah, you know, if

1072
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: a company asked me to do that, I'm leaving. It

1073
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: was a good job. I ended up making a lot

1074
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: of money. But no, it was a huge company. They

1075
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: absolutely do it. Text into four one oh sixth one.

1076
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 1: How's this happened to? You? Prove your salary of your

1077
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,000
Speaker 1: previous work history salary. If you say you want to

1078
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: make a certain amount, you have to prove it, I

1079
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,839
Speaker 1: promise you. You know why I've never had to do

1080
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: that because the jobs is that I was getting. You know,

1081
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: I never had to do that because Alex was applying

1082
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: for good jobs where she made a lot of money.

1083
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: The jobs that I've applied to my whole life. All

1084
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: it was was me going minimum wage plus tips, that's

1085
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: why I take it it's wrong move Monday. Feel better

1086
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

1087
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Call us up eighty eight

1088
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one, text in four

1089
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: one oh six one at us at the Jewel Show

1090
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: and make somebody feel better about there Monday, Jennifer, what's

1091
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: your wrong move? My friend was having a party at

1092
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: her house. I decided to go. It worked out perfectly

1093
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: because my job is five minutes from her house. Oh,

1094
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: I thought, okay, you know, let me go to the party. Whatever.

1095
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:35,839
Speaker 1: I'll have fun, a few drinks, doesn't matter my job

1096
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: right there. I woke up extremely late to my job

1097
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: the next morning, so extremely drunk. Extremely both Okay, I've

1098
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: been there in my life. That is terrible because you

1099
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: know you're gonna get there and you're still kind of

1100
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 1: drunk hungover, but you're late. But also you're kind of

1101
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 1: in a good mood because you're still kind of drunk.

1102
00:54:58,239 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: So they're like, I'm gonna walk in, but in a

1103
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,400
Speaker 1: out an hour, I'm gonna be hung over. One. I

1104
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: have no idea how I left the house. I got

1105
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 1: to the office without shoes. Oh, my god, how embarrassing.

1106
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: So you didn't have shoes when you got there at all,

1107
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: drove all the way to work late with no shoes.

1108
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 1: Oh what a hot mess. Did you just go in

1109
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,360
Speaker 1: and start working at your desk with no shoes? I

1110
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 1: hope nobody noticed, but I dodged everybody I could, and

1111
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 1: I just like chucked my feet under the desk and

1112
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: I just started working. And I was like, I hope

1113
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: I do not have to go to the bathroom fired exactly.

1114
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,560
Speaker 1: And then you have to walk into office bathroom when

1115
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 1: no shoes on. Just think when you walk in, you

1116
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: see the feet lined under the stalls, and there's a

1117
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: that's horror. And you had to work all day hung

1118
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 1: over late, you were late in the morning, so obviously

1119
00:55:54,719 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: all frantic and no shoes off. Look no shoes eight

1120
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:02,239
Speaker 1: eight eight three four three one h six one text

1121
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: in four one o six one. You can add us

1122
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 1: at the jewel show, Lewis, what's your wrong move? You

1123
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: know everybody likes to go out on brunch on Sunday, Yeah,

1124
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: Sunday fun day. Yeah, sometimes it carries over into the

1125
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: fun day and the fun night. And yes, you wind

1126
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: up you know, a terrible Monday morning home. That's why

1127
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 1: I stopped Sunday Funday because of Monday morning. I brought

1128
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,560
Speaker 1: this girl home and stuff, and she stayed in the

1129
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: night on Sunday and come to find out, like she

1130
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,000
Speaker 1: doesn't have a job, like a like a regular job.

1131
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 1: She doesn't have to get up and go to work

1132
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 1: on so I wouldn't leave the house. Man, she wouldn't leave.

1133
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: I gotta go to work, and she's still laying a bed.

1134
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, you gotta go. You can't stay here. Oh,

1135
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: I'll just wait for you to come back. Literally happened

1136
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: to me too. One time. It was so awkward because

1137
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 1: the same type of situation Sunday fun day, Monday morning.

1138
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: I was like, this person won't leave my house and

1139
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back there. I'm scared now

1140
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: they want to go home? Yeah, how did you get

1141
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: her out of your house? I called my roommate and like, hey, man,

1142
00:56:57,920 --> 00:56:59,479
Speaker 1: I need you to go to turn on the oven

1143
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: and get some smoke and a toaster or something like

1144
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: burn the place down, start a fire. You want to

1145
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 1: know something funny I had. This happened to a friend

1146
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,799
Speaker 1: something very similar. One time. It was a girl and

1147
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:13,919
Speaker 1: the guy was being hesitant to ly and she kind

1148
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: oughty with homes. Yeah, gosh, I was wondering. I was like,

1149
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: are these people just like trying to like bump a couch.

1150
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: I was just trying to take his time leaving. If

1151
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 1: I was a hot homeless guy, that's exactly how it

1152
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: would find places to stay, homeless guy. This is in California.

1153
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,320
Speaker 1: The teen was perfect. That's the hard part. I guess

1154
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: it's wrong move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

1155
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions.

1156
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: So there you go. Did you get a raised then

1157
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: post about it on TikTok and now you don't have

1158
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: the job at all? If not, your Monday's pretty decent,

1159
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: isn't it. Did you go to a friend's party and

1160
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: then wake up hungover and speed to work and realize

1161
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: when you got to work that you forgot your shoes

1162
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: and had to sit at your desk all day with

1163
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: no shoes. Probably not, you probably have shoes on. Congratulations,

1164
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 1: Monday's awesome, now, isn't it. Or did you pick up

1165
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: a strange at a bar and they wouldn't leave your

1166
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 1: house so you had to burn your whole house down.

1167
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 1: None of that happened, then Monday's pretty good. It's wrong move,

1168
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 1: mondays feel better about your Monday by hearing about other

1169
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,360
Speaker 1: people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Oh wait,

1170
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: wait a second, wait a second, I actually forgot about

1171
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: a wrong move. I had a wrong move over the weekend,

1172
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: and I haven't talked about that yet. Yeah, I'm nervous.

1173
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: Project Well no, no, no, no, but I did have

1174
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time for a

1175
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 1: little bit on Sunday with a wrong move. So my

1176
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 1: wrong move will make you feel a lot better about

1177
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: your day, for sure. I remember Alex and I am married.

1178
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: If you didn't know that, you want to just read

1179
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:50,919
Speaker 1: the text that I sent you if you want to, Yeah,

1180
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: you might as well. That probably wouldn't describe what happened

1181
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: the best. Well, he just texts me and says, oh MG,

1182
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: I would just I'm sorry real quick, just to set

1183
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: the set the scene for are you. I work out

1184
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: outside of the house, Like, I have a little tent

1185
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 1: out there with like a bunch of boxing stuff in it.

1186
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,479
Speaker 1: So when I go work out, I go outside and

1187
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: then I work out out there. So I was outside

1188
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: working out and Alex was inside hanging out in the

1189
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: house got it and he text me and says, O MG,

1190
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: I was just about to start and had to peece

1191
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 1: so I went pee outside by the gate and guess what?

1192
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, And I said what and he says, I

1193
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: crapped my pants. Yes, a wrong move. Yeah, I stopped

1194
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: it and it ran and went yeah. I'm like wait,

1195
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: I was like, w taf and he says, that's what

1196
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:52,160
Speaker 1: I said. I said, so you sharded literally, except I'm

1197
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: not sure because there was no fart to it. So

1198
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 1: I think I want to know. Yeah, I I just

1199
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I was. I didn't feel like going inside,

1200
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: so I was like, I'm just gonna go pee over

1201
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: by the fence because I work out outside. And then

1202
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: I was worked out for I don't even want to say,

1203
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: hold he is, I know that's really I was actually

1204
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: thinking about it the other day because I did that

1205
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: one time when I was thirteen and I was looking

1206
01:00:16,560 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: through like tide pools for shells, and I got when

1207
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: I get really excited, it's hard, you know, so um,

1208
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 1: and I was like, thirteen is way too old to right.

1209
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: And then I've drank a lot in my life. And

1210
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 1: then you know, I've poot my pants then, but that

1211
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: was alcohol and I haven't. I don't really drink like

1212
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: that anymore. And now I'm as old as I am

1213
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: and I just did it again again. I ran inside

1214
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: and then I went to the bathroom. I just don't

1215
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,760
Speaker 1: get well, you had to tell me about it right away. Well,

1216
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: I mean it was a kind of exciting. I mean

1217
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: it was. There was a lot of action going on

1218
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: wrong move Monday, texting four one six one. Tell us

1219
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,439
Speaker 1: about your wrong move to make other people feel better

1220
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 1: about their Monday. You will show on demand