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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Kilgareff.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: I believe before we started you and I both admitted
Speaker 4: that we forgot to eat today.
Speaker 3: Yes, did you touch your oatmeal?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 5: I actually tried to, very calmly and not in a
Speaker 5: panic eat it while I was putting on the gup
Speaker 5: to get ready to do this with us with this group.
Speaker 4: Yes, you had oatmeal sitting there waiting since nine since
Speaker 4: I am I yeah, I just made no attempt, and
Speaker 4: then I purchased a salad and didn't have time to
Speaker 4: eat it, so I just smelled it and profound.
Speaker 5: I'm here the thing and I feel like We've discussed
Speaker 5: this before. But the thing about it is that there's
Speaker 5: extra for me.
Speaker 2: For my part.
Speaker 5: I'll and I'll ask you about your part after. Okay,
Speaker 5: there's extra shame because you never don't have to do this.
Speaker 5: It's three times a day, all day, every day since
Speaker 5: I was eighteen years old and living on my own,
Speaker 5: and yet it's always a surprise. It's always a problem.
Speaker 5: And when I don't do it, my brain goes crazy.
Speaker 2: Yep, so stressed. I get so stressed.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 5: I get real like everything's a problem and needs to
Speaker 5: be solved right now, and I don't recognize it.
Speaker 2: Every time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and every time I eat, I'm like this again. Yes,
Speaker 4: the same thing as when I shower. How often do
Speaker 4: I have to wash my body? Pretty much every day.
Speaker 2: Because every day is usually the rule.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I really enjoy the shower to the point
Speaker 5: where I'm all I mean, you know, I'm always late
Speaker 5: for everything, as you both well know. And part of
Speaker 5: that reason is because like I will get into a
Speaker 5: shower and then just really love it and knock it
Speaker 5: out for way too long and just be like conditioning.
Speaker 2: My hair and just going for it in shower.
Speaker 3: And oddly that's how I am with eating too.
Speaker 4: I highly enjoy enjoy both those things, eating and showering.
Speaker 4: Yet i'd put them off or delay them, or you
Speaker 4: cannot with them. I don't understand, right, I don't either
Speaker 4: the same and like.
Speaker 5: And part of the not understanding, I think is connected
Speaker 5: to me not doing it well and then always having
Speaker 5: like a brain that's about to go on the fritz.
Speaker 2: Is what it feels like.
Speaker 3: Do you feel like you don't shower well? Is that
Speaker 3: what you're saying? I don't.
Speaker 5: If I don't eat, I can't shower my best, right,
Speaker 5: I think I always excel at showering because that's me time. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it's and also I love being warmer than I
Speaker 5: am one.
Speaker 4: Especially when it's cold outside. Yep, it's the best. And
Speaker 4: I love doing both at the same time. That's why
Speaker 4: I got in my shower. I have a sandwich caddy.
Speaker 2: I'm just a little holster for your all your pre
Speaker 2: planned meals. But since it's in the shower, you forget
Speaker 2: to fill it.
Speaker 4: I very often have eaten in the shower. If you're
Speaker 4: on the go and you have to do both, just
Speaker 4: kind of hold my little breakfast burrito outside the curtain.
Speaker 3: Okay, soap in one hand.
Speaker 2: Never the Twain shell meet.
Speaker 4: No, no, you know I'm bad at multitasking. Just start
Speaker 4: rubbing a burrito under my arm pits. Oh, shoot up,
Speaker 4: we were there. I think the dial sorry, but I
Speaker 4: think it takes surface streets.
Speaker 3: It's okay, yeah, because do you it's not.
Speaker 4: It's my least favorite stretch of highway, the one going
Speaker 4: past the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: If you don't get all the way to the left,
Speaker 5: you are screwed. If you stay in the three right lanes.
Speaker 5: This is the content people come here for.
Speaker 4: It is, by the way, I've been told they like
Speaker 4: play by plays of specific Los Angelesa Road.
Speaker 5: Okay, right now, guys, we're on Ventura Boulevard. You've heard
Speaker 5: Tom Petty talk about it. Now we're talking about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But right now in the sky there is a HP
Speaker 5: helicopter going in circles over this one stretch of highway
Speaker 5: of the one on one south that is always a
Speaker 5: problem and that we were just complaining about. So you know,
Speaker 5: if there is, I can't see it now, but he
Speaker 5: was going around and around.
Speaker 2: There's probably an accident. So then you have to be
Speaker 2: able to read the signals. Sorry, my sister's calling me.
Speaker 3: Quite all right, maybe she knows about the accident. Oh,
Speaker 3: I just want you to know.
Speaker 2: There's a helicopter we're going to go live to Cares
Speaker 2: right now up at her house. She's gonna tell oh, wait,
Speaker 2: did you see the uh the road washed out up
Speaker 2: on Mulholland.
Speaker 3: I did see that.
Speaker 4: That's crazy And it was intense, like it was a
Speaker 4: bridge of the dirt and mud and everything I'd washed
Speaker 4: from under the road.
Speaker 5: Yes, and created a bridge at the thinnest asphalt bridge
Speaker 5: that no one can transverse.
Speaker 4: And it's all I worry about when I drive up
Speaker 4: that road or through that canyon is all these houses
Speaker 4: are going to slide one day.
Speaker 3: Yep. And it's very true. I'm not just being paranoid.
Speaker 5: No, that day was Tuesday apparently, But I wonder when
Speaker 5: it happened, because I, yeah, I need to know the news,
Speaker 5: and I refuse to watch it, right, I just want
Speaker 5: to know.
Speaker 4: I prefer to get it from passing by strangers on
Speaker 4: the street.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it gossip style overhearing stuff.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, there was a man at the bottom of my
Speaker 4: street in a wheelchair that only had one.
Speaker 3: Wheel and he said Can I have a dollar?
Speaker 4: And I said sure, and I happened to have one
Speaker 4: perfect dollar in my pocket and gave it to him.
Speaker 3: Then I went to go get my food.
Speaker 4: I remembered eat yesterday and came back and I saw
Speaker 4: him again, and it's that thing where he didn't recognize
Speaker 4: me from the first the giving him a dollar.
Speaker 3: So then he said again, hey, can I have a dollar?
Speaker 3: And am I? I remember earlier I gave you that one.
Speaker 4: I just have one, and they said, pushed me across
Speaker 4: the street and it was it was there. Not only
Speaker 4: was there not a big wheel in back, it was
Speaker 4: missing one big wheel, it was missing one of the
Speaker 4: wheels in front. So he's teetering on one front right
Speaker 4: and one rear left, oh, and scraping. And I but
Speaker 4: I pushed him across the street and the handle of
Speaker 4: the wheelchair had I don't know what it had on it,
Speaker 4: but I'm still it was the grossest skins. It looked
Speaker 4: like it was from Ghostbusters. No, I'm sorry, are you though?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that it happened, And I'm apologizing to myself.
Speaker 2: Because you are the true victim here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I truly am.
Speaker 4: And I but when I said, oh, there's something on
Speaker 4: the handle here, And I kind of left him at
Speaker 4: the corner and he laughed.
Speaker 3: I think he pranked me. Oh no, he chuckled. He
Speaker 3: knew that there was something on the handle.
Speaker 2: Oh that's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4: Later on, I was like, good for him, because there's
Speaker 4: not a lot of opportunity for fun in his situation.
Speaker 3: And he he got me.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus Christ, he got me.
Speaker 4: That. I love a good prank. But if I see
Speaker 4: him again, I've learned my lesson.
Speaker 5: It reminds me of the time that I got my
Speaker 5: first writing job, so I was able to deposit a
Speaker 5: check in that Bank of America on Sunset or Hollywood
Speaker 5: and vine you're that first writing check.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh that's a good feeling.
Speaker 2: It was the greatest feeling.
Speaker 5: And I was in such debt just before that that
Speaker 5: I was doing things like writing myself a check for
Speaker 5: two dollars because I only had eighteen dollars in the
Speaker 5: bank so I could get a twenty out, but I
Speaker 5: didn't have that two dollars like that, and my mother
Speaker 5: had to explain to me that's illegal, You're.
Speaker 2: Not allowed to do that, because I just was like, well,
Speaker 2: I got to get money somehow, and she's like, that's
Speaker 2: actually that might be a federal offense.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but it's a two dollars day Argani.
Speaker 2: I mean I did. I kept it low.
Speaker 5: I wasn't trying to get eight hundred dollars out, but
Speaker 5: still it was definitely dishonest. But anyway, so it was
Speaker 5: a real change when I got this paycheck and deposited
Speaker 5: it and took out one hundred five twenties for myself
Speaker 5: to do with what I pleased. And I looked over
Speaker 5: and there was a very downtrodden looking team like teenager
Speaker 5: early twenties kid, leaning against the building, kne's up, kind
Speaker 5: of like you know, all is lost, and it was
Speaker 5: very sad looking. So I went over and handed him
Speaker 5: folded up a twenty and handed it to him and
Speaker 5: he just took it like he was expecting me to
Speaker 5: do it. It was so he didn't even look up and
Speaker 5: he didn't say a word. He just was like grabbed it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And then I was like, what, God damn it.
Speaker 4: I know, I know I am disappointed, but what do
Speaker 4: I need to thank you?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: And also if that's what that's on me, right then
Speaker 5: then I'm not actually giving it a real the Christian
Speaker 5: way that I'm supposed to do right.
Speaker 2: Exactly Judeo Christian.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the specific church.
Speaker 2: He is still attend the Lutheran way that I was to.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I go by the Methodist method, which is
Speaker 4: I'll give you something, but you need to say blast you.
Speaker 5: Sir, you have to say it back to me, gazoon
Speaker 5: hyd Yes.
Speaker 4: Please not when I'm sneezing, though, Please. Now, I sneeze
Speaker 4: in groups of twelve. I do not need you to
Speaker 4: remind me. When each one has concluded, there will be
Speaker 4: another hold for the last.
Speaker 2: One, hold applause until the last seze is finished.
Speaker 3: You gotta hear my closer.
Speaker 5: You know what's funny is I don't normally I think
Speaker 5: I sneeze in groups of three. But if it is
Speaker 5: ever more than that, part of what I'm doing in
Speaker 5: my sneezing show, because of course it always turns into
Speaker 5: like multiple turns into the sneezing show where everyone stops talking.
Speaker 5: In right, You're just the focus of everything is you sneeze,
Speaker 5: and I'm part of my show is that I'm also
Speaker 5: I am trying to act surprise as well.
Speaker 2: In between the sneezes, like what I who know what's
Speaker 2: going on? Stea too whatever? Where it's like, it's fine,
Speaker 2: there's no one way to sneeze.
Speaker 4: Right, I will show you all the ways to sneeze
Speaker 4: in the next fifteen minutes. Yeah, I'm I will always
Speaker 4: be a sneeze And once I left that beach area,
Speaker 4: it really I cut down on my sneezing for real.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I do believe my whole apartment and closet was riddled
Speaker 4: with a toxic mold.
Speaker 2: Yeah that would make sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, help by the ocean.
Speaker 4: That ocean is dangerous. Not only is there sharks, your
Speaker 4: closet's gonna have mold.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of minuses.
Speaker 4: I love being in the dry ass flats. Now, no
Speaker 4: mold in my life. Well, look at this man's hat.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a he's got a fancy red hat.
Speaker 5: He's got a red derby, I would say, with a
Speaker 5: feather on the side.
Speaker 4: There's a chance. And I'm not sure that that was
Speaker 4: Angelo Moore from Fishbone.
Speaker 3: No, Well, I saw him the other day.
Speaker 4: I was skating at Costco and there was a what
Speaker 4: did his license plate say? He just had like a
Speaker 4: a dodge maag them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with some dents in it. The license plate said.
Speaker 4: Boogie Funk or something, and he's like boogie Funk and
Speaker 4: then uh, he got out of the car, and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 4: I know, I'm a big fan of what you do.
Speaker 4: I'm a big fan of what you do. N is
Speaker 4: what came out of my mouth. But he seemed to
Speaker 4: appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I bet he did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he actually looks that wasn't him.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, but he was wearing a similar hat, just
Speaker 4: a feathered kind of a fedora or a derby.
Speaker 5: I have to tell you that Fishbone was a big
Speaker 5: deal when I was a teenager. And it's funny because
Speaker 5: I know that I'm thinking about it. It's skate the
Speaker 5: skate boys that like knew about that band and talked
Speaker 5: about that band. That exposed me to that band, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, this makes sense, sir. That Oh my god,
Speaker 5: that was a huge Winnebago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a classic one.
Speaker 2: It was CB Health with a bigo.
Speaker 5: Almost coming over into my lane. Anyway, That band was
Speaker 5: a very big deal when I was like sixteen, and
Speaker 5: people talked about it and I knew the songs and
Speaker 5: listened to it and it was like, I felt like,
Speaker 5: this is my inn for cool people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were just the best I had.
Speaker 4: One time my car got broken into and my stereo
Speaker 4: was ripped out of it. And the only reason I
Speaker 4: was really disappointed because I sat in glass and there
Speaker 4: was glass that was embedded in my bot. Every time
Speaker 4: I finally laid down a piece of cardboard, I tend
Speaker 4: to procrastinate glass. No, certainly not.
Speaker 3: I had I had class every day.
Speaker 4: But I uh, they stole my Truth and Soul tape,
Speaker 4: like that was a very important tape.
Speaker 3: I still think about it all the time. Yeah, how
Speaker 3: I want. I wanted that tape back.
Speaker 4: I never replaced it, but I like to think whoever
Speaker 4: stole the stereo they listened to it and then they're like,
Speaker 4: I like this music.
Speaker 2: They were like, this guy's got a point. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is funking. What was it?
Speaker 4: It's kind of god, it's kind of uh boogie funk,
Speaker 4: and it's a little bit of sky and a little
Speaker 4: bit of punk and a little bit of funk.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, that guy was an amazing front man.
Speaker 4: He used to come to Missoula a lot. The town
Speaker 4: one of the three towns I used to live in,
Speaker 4: and he'd get carried around the audience while playing horns,
Speaker 4: and he had a bong on stage and he had
Speaker 4: just handed it. It was daytime, an outdoor concert. He
Speaker 4: was just handing around a bong. Yes, and people were smoking.
Speaker 4: And this was in the late nineties, this.
Speaker 2: Is when it was highly illegal.
Speaker 4: Yes, And I just I'm like, he was just a
Speaker 4: happy sweet.
Speaker 2: Man, yep, so doing it.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: I didn't have time to remind him of that. And
Speaker 4: I saw him in the parking lot. You handed me
Speaker 4: a bong once while playing trombone.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the time? Do you remember shaky voice?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did. I get very nervous. I get very starstruck
Speaker 3: by childhood music. Heros my god.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 5: One time the lead singer from Go West. Do you
Speaker 5: remember the band Go West? Very early eighties?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They really.
Speaker 3: What's one of their songs?
Speaker 2: Oh, dunt dun dun dum gotcha.
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: No, no, sorry, that's a different band. Wait.
Speaker 3: Well, I got scared. I was like, wait, we don't
Speaker 3: have clearance right exactly.
Speaker 5: Jim's like, God, damn it, I told you people, But
Speaker 5: they were like, it was radio pop from nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 5: I would say, but that's a guess right, But he
Speaker 5: the lead singer, started following me on Twitter, and I
Speaker 5: was so like, how did this happen? Like I want
Speaker 5: to know this story behind this? Yeah, because oh my god,
Speaker 5: that's a full circle moment. I mean that's just the weirdest.
Speaker 3: Well, you were a superstar on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Thanks, but I don't think so.
Speaker 3: It was it used to be.
Speaker 2: God, I miss it.
Speaker 3: I mean that's how I wrote my comedy. I miss
Speaker 3: it very much.
Speaker 2: I miss it very much.
Speaker 3: There was a separate app. It wasn't even called Why
Speaker 3: am I forgetting what fave star was?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, website Really apps used to be these larger
Speaker 4: things called websites, and phones used to be you'd sit
Speaker 4: down and they'd be at a table anyway, and you
Speaker 4: couldn't call anyone on it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was called a computator, and they would prioritize all
Speaker 4: of your heat. This is your most popular tweets, So
Speaker 4: that's oh my top ten? Those are my next jokes.
Speaker 2: You'll just be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now I have to use my memory.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, And also you don't have I
Speaker 2: think I've told this story.
Speaker 5: But I started on Twitter because my friend was like,
Speaker 5: come on, what you're posting on Facebook, you should be
Speaker 5: posting on Twitter. Like it's it's you're you're doing on Facebook,
Speaker 5: what you should.
Speaker 2: Be doing on Twitter.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, okay, uh so I started doing
Speaker 5: it and then I just saw my friends have like
Speaker 5: five to ten thousand followers and I had like five hundred,
Speaker 5: and I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: So that was kind of I was like, this isn't
Speaker 2: worth it or whatever.
Speaker 5: And then I would try to write things and I'm like,
Speaker 5: this feels it feels so performative that like what this
Speaker 5: feels shameful and weird, and so then I was like
Speaker 5: I went through this whole psychological problem and then I quit,
Speaker 5: you know, to myself.
Speaker 3: And then fucking a that he's a slender boy.
Speaker 2: Fucking bad crane just rode by on a bike.
Speaker 3: Yeah I don't know how he rides with that sickle.
Speaker 2: That was too close?
Speaker 3: You can, yeah, you're well, yeah, yeah, gotta share the
Speaker 3: road with bikes.
Speaker 5: Please share the road. They're here to stay and they're
Speaker 5: so thin and they're in your fucking face.
Speaker 3: It wants you to turn left up here, but I
Speaker 3: don't care.
Speaker 2: I damn it. I'll do it at a different spot.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I'm not looking at them up at all
Speaker 5: because I'm telling the most fascinating story.
Speaker 2: What was it again?
Speaker 3: Before we got interrupted by death on a bike by?
Speaker 5: But he was coming by to say one of you
Speaker 5: three is about to go, And now he's disappearing, and
Speaker 5: now he literally is gone, Like where did he fucking go?
Speaker 3: Well, just to touch a sick person who's on their
Speaker 3: last legs, it's safe to cross.
Speaker 2: Now what if he is the specter of death only
Speaker 2: for guys that dress up and bike paraphernalia and ride
Speaker 2: ten speeds. Yeah, yeah, he's just going around waiting for
Speaker 2: the other guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, death will be dressed appropriately when you die during inactivity.
Speaker 2: Wait what was I trying to tell you? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 5: Because the end of that anecdote is that I was
Speaker 5: on the same I was on a show with Kyle Kanane.
Speaker 2: God damn it.
Speaker 5: I'm I follow him on TikTok and I get to
Speaker 5: watch clips of his comedy. It's so frustrating to me
Speaker 5: that Kyle Kanane is not where everybody else is because
Speaker 5: he's so goddamn funny.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, but point is really quick. I'll finish it.
Speaker 2: I told him.
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, I'm telling him all these problems
Speaker 5: I have with Twitter, and then he looks at me
Speaker 5: and goes, I just use it to write jokes. And
Speaker 5: then I was like, thank you, that's exactly what I
Speaker 5: needed to hear. Yeah, and that's what I did. I
Speaker 5: went back as like, I'm not trying to get people
Speaker 5: or things or fades or any.
Speaker 2: Of that shit. I'm just using mister ride jokes for myself.
Speaker 4: And a lot of people always were concerned that you
Speaker 4: were putting it out there and wasting it, but I
Speaker 4: always felt like you are basically copywriting it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, completely.
Speaker 4: So I was always a little worried, like if anyone
Speaker 4: in this audience falls me on Twitter, which never was
Speaker 4: the case, they've maybe read some of these jokes before,
Speaker 4: and that'd be embarrassing. I always create this problem that
Speaker 4: doesn't exist. Yes, all my Twitter friend friends and fans.
Speaker 5: You're scanning the audience and there's one guy with his
Speaker 5: arms crosshir like, there he is. I knew he'd be here.
Speaker 3: I knew it.
Speaker 4: He's dressed exactly like in his whatever those are called
Speaker 4: tiny pictures.
Speaker 2: Now, that was a cool guy on a bike that
Speaker 2: just passed us. Did you see that guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wasn't here to he was here to start
Speaker 3: a life.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 5: He was getting his life because he actually, you all
Speaker 5: fool guyet clothes on and then he was smoking either
Speaker 5: a cigarette or a cigar.
Speaker 2: Did you see that? What like a susher suite?
Speaker 3: Oh so he wasn't like exercise biking.
Speaker 5: I think he was like, I got to get from
Speaker 5: A to B and this is how I'm gonna do it,
Speaker 5: and I'm going to live my life as I do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good time to enjoy a cigar. I
Speaker 4: always found on a treadmill or that was my favorite
Speaker 4: Todd glass. I don't even know if it was a joke.
Speaker 4: He would just describe it someone standing on a treadmill
Speaker 4: and roller blades smoking.
Speaker 3: It's just a it's a great visual.
Speaker 2: But also what like that he saw that at the gym?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no, I think I've always wanted to do this.
Speaker 4: I've always wanted to do wear roller blades on a
Speaker 4: treadmill and chain smoke.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's a finished joke to me. As
Speaker 3: far as I'm concerned, it works.
Speaker 2: It's the whole picture.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right about Kyle Kanane though. It is the
Speaker 4: I rarely get to see him, but I do watch.
Speaker 4: I keep up with him online and watch his videos,
Speaker 4: and he does not ever stop coming up with new material.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. And the.
Speaker 5: The direct it's he's like a wordsmith to a degree
Speaker 5: that because not dog like this, it's like unappreciated, but
Speaker 5: he's actually kind of a poet and very I just
Speaker 5: it's just such an impressive observational like or anecdotal. He's
Speaker 5: like he's got stories like that time he went to
Speaker 5: the shooting range. Like he's just got stories, bits, jokes.
Speaker 5: It's all kind of mathematically perfectly mapped.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: And then when he records it, he gets rid of
Speaker 4: it and starts over again, Whereas I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm gonna keep tweaking this joke for twenty years.
Speaker 3: Let me allow it to evolve.
Speaker 2: Let's hold on to this one a little while longer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to put it on both my albums
Speaker 4: just because they changed so much, and I'm not going
Speaker 4: to change the title.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, dog Party. These people that bring their dogs
Speaker 5: to the pet store, What a world they live in
Speaker 5: that they have such well behaved dogs.
Speaker 4: It is kind of fun to be And I've gone
Speaker 4: into the pet store just to hang out with dogs before.
Speaker 2: It's very cool, but like Frank, I could do it
Speaker 2: with Blossom. Frank's like, I will fight anybody in here,
Speaker 2: really good staff.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah. That always makes me nervous. I'm
Speaker 4: not good at breaking up dog fights. I mean, who
Speaker 4: is I plug my ears and run away.
Speaker 3: That's and let I just get scared.
Speaker 5: It all sounds so much worse than it actually usually turns.
Speaker 3: Out to be.
Speaker 4: But I was also the day before yesterday there was
Speaker 4: a cat meowing, hiding behind a propane tank dispenser like
Speaker 4: it outside of Walgreens. But it looked exactly like my
Speaker 4: cat Sydney that we lost a feline aids exactly a
Speaker 4: black cat with little bald spots right in front of
Speaker 4: his ears. But he was just kind of hanging out
Speaker 4: and obviously couldn't move. Something bad, Chris, I can't tell you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, these you around the town stories.
Speaker 3: They're sad, they're getting Saturday. It's like they are getting Saturday.
Speaker 2: If you're going to talk about like a cat that,
Speaker 2: I swear it has a happy end. Okay, okay, Well
Speaker 2: the other one didn't, right, No, it didn't.
Speaker 3: That was a sad one and this one. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm sure the cat is no longer with us, but
Speaker 3: so okay, I just felt, you know.
Speaker 4: There's those people in hospice care that that that that
Speaker 4: make things pleasant for the last moments.
Speaker 3: That's kind of what I did for this cat.
Speaker 4: I petted him and he purred and we had a
Speaker 4: nice moment, and I kept talking to people because I
Speaker 4: didn't have my phone on me, and I got him
Speaker 4: picked up and I called the ASPCA, which is near
Speaker 4: the They said we don't do that. They're near Peta.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, why don't you care about this cat?
Speaker 4: You just want to yell at people about chickens. And
Speaker 4: then they finally called someone and they came and we
Speaker 4: moved the cat into the car, and the kiddy was,
Speaker 4: I don't know, it felt good. I know it's not
Speaker 4: a happy story, but it felt good. I'm just saying,
Speaker 4: I'm just relaying something that felt good.
Speaker 5: At what point when the kid That's all I'm saying
Speaker 5: is for it as the secondhand, maybe you got something
Speaker 5: in the moment, right, No, that's not the experience.
Speaker 4: On this end, right right, as far as hearing the story,
Speaker 4: Let's see how this ends. Maybe this will be a
Speaker 4: fun We're about to watch a street fight. Maybe this
Speaker 4: will have a fun silver lining.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I get you know, I guess I gotta
Speaker 3: start telling happier.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's just it's not just think of it in terms
Speaker 5: of of anecdotally, not your personal experience, because we can't
Speaker 5: access that, right. And the second you tell me there's
Speaker 5: a cat crying and it can't move partially right, I'm out.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm way the fuck out.
Speaker 3: Do you think a lot of people quit listening in
Speaker 3: that moment.
Speaker 2: I think that's when people dig in with you, because
Speaker 2: this audience has been taught all right, they know.
Speaker 4: I just think the cat as they took him away,
Speaker 4: this nice couple, you're going, yeah, I'm going back in. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he almost said, I feel like he was saying thank you.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I don't know the cat's wink, but probably
Speaker 4: just because one of his eyes had given out, he
Speaker 4: was like, thank you, sir. I could see him. If
Speaker 4: he was wearing a little hat, he would have tipped
Speaker 4: it as if to say.
Speaker 3: Thank you for spending that time with me. And it's good.
Speaker 4: So I'm just saying, if you if you run into
Speaker 4: a situation like that. Don't don't run away like I
Speaker 4: have in the past.
Speaker 2: You're talking to yourself now.
Speaker 4: Yes, no others others are like but what if I'm
Speaker 4: in that situation, I'll tell you what to do.
Speaker 3: Spend some time.
Speaker 4: It will be unpleasant, but the cat will appreciate the thing.
Speaker 4: It all remembers how it appreciated you.
Speaker 3: Isn't that nice? What a nice story projection? What a
Speaker 3: nice story it is? It is astral projections.
Speaker 2: Taking the cat's experience and forcing it into being a nice.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is nice. It's such a good story. It's
Speaker 3: not it ends happy where Oh now the very end.
Speaker 2: Because it's over. Yeah, it's no longer being just.
Speaker 4: A bad cat who's now Dad ended it with a
Speaker 4: smile on his little face, his whiskers.
Speaker 2: Is it what I was?
Speaker 5: Separate question when you leave your house or you're like
Speaker 5: I only looking for the bad here, yeah, and then
Speaker 5: going to that yeah and saving it for the podcast.
Speaker 4: It's just I don't Maybe I gotta start drinking again.
Speaker 4: I mean those stories were better.
Speaker 2: Don't threaten me, first of all, and don't threaten me
Speaker 2: with a good time.
Speaker 3: That's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: Sorry, stuff on your door.
Speaker 4: No, no, yeah, I uh, I just yeah, it's just,
Speaker 4: you know, not a lot of great stuff. It's happened
Speaker 4: in the last few days.
Speaker 3: It's raining. Yeah, all these things happened in the rain.
Speaker 2: I guess my thing is, then, let's guide ourselves somewhere.
Speaker 3: Else, somewhere sunnier.
Speaker 2: Some are some are with animals that don't suffer, right, right,
Speaker 2: especially cats?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, God, I'm regretting regretting telling that story.
Speaker 4: Good, good, well I've learned. We've all learned a valuable
Speaker 4: lesson today. No, when you start a story, and I
Speaker 4: can say this about a lot of people, that it
Speaker 4: has an ending, good ending, or just an ending.
Speaker 3: Really, a lot of my stuff has no concluding. I
Speaker 3: wasn't there for it.
Speaker 4: So the ending of my story is the cat drove
Speaker 4: off and I didn't exchange numbers with these peoples. Wait,
Speaker 4: that cat could drive, Yeah, it was amazing. It was
Speaker 4: this famous cat named tunses.
Speaker 2: No tombs is somehow lost lost the use of his legs.
Speaker 3: And I think it was When I said it got
Speaker 3: hit by a car, I do mean a trap the
Speaker 3: two car. It was a collision.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. You didn't say that before. So this
Speaker 2: story is getting worse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this cat had burns from the seat belt and
Speaker 4: powder from the airbag going on. No, and his little
Speaker 4: cat mobile, which was just a domed glass cat shaped car,
Speaker 4: was off to the side shattered.
Speaker 2: Was the cat's car shaped like a cat? Or was
Speaker 2: the cat's car shaped like a fish?
Speaker 7: Cat's car was shaped like a fishbowl, but with glass
Speaker 7: ears on it, and it was not It did not
Speaker 7: have current registration tabs.
Speaker 2: So he got pulled over by a dog cop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was.
Speaker 6: It was a whole world.
Speaker 2: We're fixing this as it's becoming an adorable story. It's
Speaker 2: pretty great and it's helping cover up what happened before. Yes,
Speaker 2: oh good dog.
Speaker 4: Yep, I'm excited to pick up today's guest meets You.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to announce yet.
Speaker 2: We don't know him personally, no, which is always a
Speaker 2: I think on this podcast. We've been very insular right.
Speaker 5: In the past, Yes, because we're just like, we don't
Speaker 5: want to hang out with people that aren't our right,
Speaker 5: but then we know we can trust Patrick cuttmore, our booker.
Speaker 2: Yes, because we have had some of the most delightful
Speaker 2: people that we didn't know on recently.
Speaker 4: Right, and it kind of keeps you on your toes
Speaker 4: and makes you, you know, go to your basic ability
Speaker 4: to like meet a new person and talk, something they
Speaker 4: kind of lost the ability.
Speaker 3: To do for a couple of years for sure.
Speaker 4: And that's why I liked golf, you know, because you're
Speaker 4: forced to be around strangers. And I realized pretty much
Speaker 4: ninety percent of those interactions where it's just me and
Speaker 4: a friend, and then all of a sudden, you're with
Speaker 4: this elderly couple that you've never met before, and you
Speaker 4: have to kind of become friends with him because you're
Speaker 4: walking for a few hours, you have to make small talk.
Speaker 3: It's been really good for me.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the podcast kind of does that too, it does.
Speaker 3: We've been really lucky.
Speaker 2: I think we're fun and we're fun to talk to. Uh,
Speaker 2: And so I don't worry about it as much as
Speaker 2: this fucking guy.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: Oh is it the same guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of people dying today. Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: rushing off, he's got somewhere to be.
Speaker 2: No, the other guy didn't have Halloween orange shirt on.
Speaker 6: No, No, this is this guy.
Speaker 2: This is the guy that's going down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at the calves on this guy He absolutely
Speaker 4: wasn't that last grim reaper?
Speaker 3: This one works out, this one.
Speaker 2: Every day is calf day for this guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't skip a single day for any limbs?
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 2: They want to be on the podcast? Hi?
Speaker 3: I like your purple pants and your flared pant.
Speaker 2: I missed my sur I am like forgetting what my
Speaker 2: job is here.
Speaker 3: We haven't eaten. It makes you light headed, It makes
Speaker 3: you not It makes you tell stories that are sad.
Speaker 2: It makes you attack your friend who's trying to just
Speaker 2: tell a story.
Speaker 3: If if only I had eaten same, it would have
Speaker 3: that cat would have lived.
Speaker 2: Oh now I know where we are. There's a lake
Speaker 2: that is the that's that weird little reservoir. Yes, anybody,
Speaker 2: anyone's gonna whip around and come sort coming down the stream.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what if we took out one of these grim
Speaker 3: reapers on wheels?
Speaker 2: What if we killed death today?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be the pet calling the kettle. You've
Speaker 3: found the right place. Get in here.
Speaker 2: We're stranger, stranger.
Speaker 4: You know our guests today from clubs and colleges of course,
Speaker 4: across the country.
Speaker 3: Everyone put your ears together for Mike Mitchell. Mike, shall
Speaker 3: we call you Mike or shall we call you Mitch?
Speaker 6: Either is fine? Honestly, I know that's I should have
Speaker 6: more of an opinion on my name.
Speaker 2: But what's your comfort level with people you've never met before?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Very comfortable.
Speaker 2: But I mean, but I'm good. But I mean, is
Speaker 2: Mitch like a nickname of your that your friends call you?
Speaker 6: My friends do call me up and I also, I've
Speaker 6: been called Mitch by everyone my entire life. I'm just
Speaker 6: so paranoid. I hate a tuna subs. So if you
Speaker 6: smell like a tuna sub you do?
Speaker 3: You do not smell like tuna? You smell uh great? Yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah it's I choot.
Speaker 6: I chewed a bunch of gum before I got my car.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it's a minty. It's a minty smell combined
Speaker 4: with laundered clothes.
Speaker 2: Let's not tell each other what we smell like as
Speaker 2: kind of a kickoff warm up.
Speaker 6: You're not straight. I mean, I know both of you
Speaker 6: as as a fan of both of you, and someone
Speaker 6: is calling me as soon as I get.
Speaker 4: In the car.
Speaker 3: No, We've had it happen multiple times.
Speaker 2: Take any and all calls that you need to know
Speaker 2: if it's important, that would be awesome. Someone just like,
Speaker 2: without say anything.
Speaker 3: Immediately all straight to speaker.
Speaker 6: And I Chris, I used to see you a lot
Speaker 6: at UCB.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I vividly remember the first time I saw you.
Speaker 4: I because there used to be more stand up shows
Speaker 4: at that Franklin you see. And so we finished a
Speaker 4: comedy death ray or something, and Harris Whittles was there
Speaker 4: and he was like, you got to see the Birthday Boys.
Speaker 3: You were in the Birthday Boys. I was yeah, And
Speaker 3: it was a long time. I mean at this point
Speaker 3: it has to fifteen years, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, probably fifty. Yeah, I would guess around and.
Speaker 3: It was one of the best sketch shows I've seen.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys really had it figured out, Harris.
Speaker 6: I mean I was good buddies with Harris. He was
Speaker 6: a great guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was the best.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And that's him telling me that is why I stayed.
Speaker 6: Oh man, he's a good guy. Yeah, he's a great guy.
Speaker 4: I tell a story about him all the time where
Speaker 4: he when he got his job writing for Sarah Silverman show. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he called one weekend and said, hey, they're looking for
Speaker 4: a new writer. Do you have any samples? And I
Speaker 4: was like, I really don't. I don't have a lot
Speaker 4: of experience writing scripts, and I still don't.
Speaker 3: Nor the software.
Speaker 4: But he was like, that's okay. I have a bunch
Speaker 4: of SPECS scripts. I'll just give you one and you
Speaker 4: can say you wrote it. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I don't know that that's.
Speaker 3: The best idea.
Speaker 6: And that's so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just a testament how sweet.
Speaker 6: So he thought you were very funny. That's what the
Speaker 6: what the I mean, it's very funny. He had a
Speaker 6: bunch of specs. I wonder which one he was going
Speaker 6: to give you.
Speaker 2: An old Fraser.
Speaker 4: I think he had a joke where he say, what's
Speaker 4: this show spec? Everyone's writing for the very inside. It's
Speaker 4: like my room tone joke. When a joke doesn't go well,
Speaker 4: I say, sorry, I just tell that one to get
Speaker 4: some room cone. There's only a handful of Oh there,
Speaker 4: here's some of my insider industry bits appreciated by nobody.
Speaker 2: How did your Mike Mitchell, I'm going to call you
Speaker 2: both first and last year. Yeah, that's my solution. How
Speaker 2: did you get into that sketch group?
Speaker 6: I went to Ithaca College and Upstate New York, home
Speaker 6: of the bombers and the gorges and the gorges. Yeah,
Speaker 6: there's a lot of gorges up there. They're very beautiful.
Speaker 6: In the.
Speaker 3: Shirt that's the shirt recording at the is gorgeous.
Speaker 6: You could have made millions of or hundreds of I
Speaker 6: don't know what the well, I don't know how many
Speaker 6: they sell per year, but Ithaca is gorgeous, is Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's the shirt that that people wear around.
Speaker 3: Oh I got one, I got one? Well there, you know,
Speaker 3: I never got one.
Speaker 6: I should go back just to get one. But they
Speaker 6: are the gorges are pretty and then in the winter
Speaker 6: time people jump into them and kill themselves basically, but
Speaker 6: that is also another side of Ithica. But I was there.
Speaker 6: I went to college here and it was a screenwriting
Speaker 6: a screenwriting major, which is they honestly, Chris, they just
Speaker 6: teach you how to like they teach you about Final Threat.
Speaker 6: It's basically, yes, there's nothing, really, you know, I feel
Speaker 6: like I wasted time being a screenwriting major. But when
Speaker 6: I came out here, I knew Mike Hamford, who was
Speaker 6: another guy in the sketch group, and he was living
Speaker 6: with all these guys and I was watching this guy.
Speaker 6: I won't say his name, this producer's house who was
Speaker 6: married to Keanu Reeves's mom. For he was like Canut
Speaker 6: reeves stepdad for a very short period of time, and
Speaker 6: he was out of town and I thought the house
Speaker 6: was haunted. So, uh, I know that this is just
Speaker 6: making me sound like an idiot, but uh, this story.
Speaker 6: So I was staying. I went over to Mike Camphord's
Speaker 6: house a lot, and he was with those guys, and
Speaker 6: then I kind of got to know those guys and
Speaker 6: Mike Camper and I looked around at kind of different
Speaker 6: comedy places. This is like two thousand and five, and
Speaker 6: UCB was kind of you know, you know, I remember
Speaker 6: how it was back then. It was kind of the
Speaker 6: hip spot. I feel like the Hippis. It was the Hippis. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and then so we we we did we took improv
Speaker 6: classes and then we started doing sketch together around that
Speaker 6: point A yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2: Do you remember your first improv class? I?
Speaker 6: Oh, of course. How could I forget improv one on
Speaker 6: one with Will Berson. Will is a super talented guy,
Speaker 6: And I mean everyone is bad, you know, and improv
Speaker 6: is embarrassing, I guess in many ways. And now the
Speaker 6: theater shut down and it reopened, and I still try
Speaker 6: to do improv like you know, once a month at least.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why.
Speaker 4: So they still teach classes there, it's just not at
Speaker 4: the theater necessarily, like where they used to teach at
Speaker 4: the Sunset location. Now it'll be just what used to
Speaker 4: be a bar studio on Sunset or something, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think that.
Speaker 6: I think they're in like you know that place would
Speaker 6: on Sunset, right. I think they're like near or there
Speaker 6: as the new offices, but they Yeah, they that used
Speaker 6: to be Sunset is just is shut down completely. It
Speaker 6: felt like maybe it wasn't gonna last very long.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something about that much real estate. Like it looked
Speaker 4: like a comedy high school.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Was there lockers for some reason? I'm imagining a hallway
Speaker 4: with lockers?
Speaker 6: I does. I think there was. I think you're right.
Speaker 6: I think there were lockers on one floor. I think
Speaker 6: there were like maybe you know, maybe they were just
Speaker 6: for staff or whatever. But I do remember lockers. I
Speaker 6: remember the first time on in there. You know Ryan Perez,
Speaker 6: very funny guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that name.
Speaker 6: He was, like they call her the unsinkable ship. Was
Speaker 6: just comparing it to Titanic, which it eventually just was
Speaker 6: it closed, And uh it was kind of a mess.
Speaker 5: But uh every set I remember doing there and it
Speaker 5: wasn't a ton but it was like I always ate
Speaker 5: it and to a degree that would kind of like
Speaker 5: shake me to my core and I'd be like, I
Speaker 5: don't think I've ever been able to do comedy, which
Speaker 5: is like kind of great in a way where like
Speaker 5: what it?
Speaker 2: What am I? How am I lying to myself that
Speaker 2: this place is rocking me to my core every time?
Speaker 2: Is it? The distance?
Speaker 6: It was the the distance. The distance is so bad.
Speaker 2: It's bad.
Speaker 6: It was like an auto shop, wasn't it. There was
Speaker 6: like there was there. It was not It was comedy
Speaker 6: poison in many ways. It was not conducive to comedy
Speaker 6: in any way. So if anyone ever bombed there, every
Speaker 6: I feel like everyone did, it's not your faults.
Speaker 2: If you thank you, That's what I was looking for.
Speaker 4: I do remember that you'd be on stage and it
Speaker 4: was like fifteen feet before the knees of the people
Speaker 4: sitting in the front row.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was like a full end zone at least
Speaker 6: for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it would make you try to riff jokes
Speaker 5: about how uncomfortable. It was, which you know a lot
Speaker 5: of those people went to a ton of shows there.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so they'd all heard it where it's like, yes,
Speaker 5: we get it, it's the Star Trek, Judgment Hall or whatever.
Speaker 5: Like I do stuff like that where I'm like, they're like,
Speaker 5: you're not even using the right terminology. We're not going
Speaker 5: to laugh at this, and then I would just dig
Speaker 5: myself into a gigantic hole.
Speaker 4: I'm actually glad to hear you say that because I
Speaker 4: always chewed it there. But I love the sunset or that. Sorry,
Speaker 4: the Franklin location.
Speaker 6: The Franklin location is great.
Speaker 2: Also.
Speaker 6: That was when Harris died. They did like a little
Speaker 6: thing from there, So I'm kind of happy that it's
Speaker 6: like a tomb now that I oh yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 6: don't have to go back in there for the remember
Speaker 6: that weird night where we you know, where everyone remembered them.
Speaker 6: But yeah, it just was.
Speaker 3: It was horrible.
Speaker 6: It was not conducive to comedy at all. You know,
Speaker 6: I haven't found a stage for me that's conducive to comedy.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, the dimensions aren't right.
Speaker 3: This is too old.
Speaker 6: What's he's working with a guy he's going to create
Speaker 6: the best stage for me. You kill it every night.
Speaker 2: Elevated to eleven feet.
Speaker 3: That's got exactly a seven foot not eight. It's got
Speaker 3: to be low. I gotta be backed into a corner.
Speaker 5: I was just on a meeting today when we were
Speaker 5: talking about stuff like this and like whatever, and then
Speaker 5: I remembered that, did you ever see the Andy Kaufman
Speaker 5: show where he is. It's a talk show and there's
Speaker 5: people sitting in regular like talk show chairs, the guests
Speaker 5: next to each other, but then he is on a
Speaker 5: he's a on a desk that's on a riser that's
Speaker 5: like twenty feet high, so he's looking down at them
Speaker 5: from a desk that's up on this thing, and it
Speaker 5: is the funniest, best.
Speaker 2: Visual of all the all time.
Speaker 3: I will the YouTube that because I know YouTube too.
Speaker 2: It's good stuff. It's good stuff. Crazy.
Speaker 6: I didn't I know a lot of I'm a wrestling fan,
Speaker 6: so I like looked into Kaufman's wrestling stuff. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: I should know more about him as a commedie. I
Speaker 6: know a little bit about him. I know that you
Speaker 6: know Jim Carrey, a Man on the Moon version of him.
Speaker 2: I guess right, I'm sure that's the part he would
Speaker 2: want you to know.
Speaker 4: I admittedly that's the first thing I knew about him too,
Speaker 4: and it didn't totally speak to me, you know, that
Speaker 4: he was wanting to wrestle women.
Speaker 3: I thought it was weird and it made me nervous.
Speaker 6: It is, it is very it's very I mean, I
Speaker 6: think that he's great and he's you know, a legend
Speaker 6: and everything, but he did seem like almost what's the
Speaker 6: nicest way to put this, I can't like, he seems
Speaker 6: like annoying intentionally, like an annoying guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like a confronting performance artist type of person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where you're like I would see.
Speaker 5: Him on Letterman when I was little all the time
Speaker 5: and just be like, I just don't get this, and
Speaker 5: I'd just be like, adults get this, I don't get it.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I think as a non confrontational person, maybe that
Speaker 6: always scared me or something a little bit right to
Speaker 6: do us.
Speaker 4: But yeah, well it is like that's what everyone always
Speaker 4: says about wrestling, like that's always.
Speaker 3: The boring, tired debate is what's real and what isn't?
Speaker 6: Sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh, and he was playing with that, I think
Speaker 4: is why he was doing it. Because that the who's
Speaker 4: the guy that actually hurt his neck? That Chuck Lawler?
Speaker 3: Was that its name?
Speaker 6: Oh Jerry, Jerry Lawler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that seemed real. It seemed like he really
Speaker 3: didn't like him, and I didn't know if he was
Speaker 3: in on the joke or not, and he was.
Speaker 6: It was great at being They call it kabe, I believe,
Speaker 6: is the word for where they like pretend that they,
Speaker 6: you know, like they're that's their acting basically like they
Speaker 6: and they never a lot of them never back in
Speaker 6: the day, never broke it. So like he would go
Speaker 6: out and people would ask him about Andy kopan bike,
Speaker 6: I hate him or you know, like stand all the time.
Speaker 3: But I think his neck injury was indeed real.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, And they use stuff like that too. I
Speaker 6: love it, and I actually kind of love that in
Speaker 6: a way that he did like he was such a
Speaker 6: villain and wanted to be a villain and that is
Speaker 6: very fun and to wrestle woman insane, it's.
Speaker 2: So hilarious and crazy.
Speaker 4: When I worked at Fuel TV with your dough Boys
Speaker 4: with companion, why I'm going to use the word partner
Speaker 4: in podcasting, who.
Speaker 3: Was so Grady always wrote the best jokes he.
Speaker 6: Was funny guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, strange, yes, but every time everyone would look forward
Speaker 4: to his jokes.
Speaker 3: We had to write like daily.
Speaker 4: Monologue monologue jokes, and sometimes he didn't want to deliver
Speaker 4: his and so I got to read his jokes and
Speaker 4: it gave me credit, even though I kept announcing like
Speaker 4: that's next, by the way, But they sent me that show,
Speaker 4: sent me to the practice space for the Luchavavum guys,
Speaker 4: and I thought it was a good idea to let
Speaker 4: them throw me around the ring of little.
Speaker 3: Bit oh Man Dan Oh.
Speaker 4: I should have had a neck brace after that, they
Speaker 4: I thought the mat. I thought it would be a mat,
Speaker 4: not a plywood floor that they were throwing me on.
Speaker 4: But they slapped me in the chest at left marks.
Speaker 4: For days, they clotheslined me. There was and I wasn't
Speaker 4: good enough to know how to fake it. I was
Speaker 4: actually feeling for the camera and I really was hurt,
Speaker 4: and I was like, okay, this, although theatrical is very real,
Speaker 4: when it comes to how much pain I was in.
Speaker 6: Was that I did a thing. I know the wrestler
Speaker 6: John Morrison, who's he's great, and he he did a
Speaker 6: show in the valley and it was like it's gonna
Speaker 6: be like a kind of a royal rumble type thing,
Speaker 6: but also you can also win by eating buffalo chicken wings.
Speaker 6: And he's like, so I'm going to like have you
Speaker 6: come out, and then you're going to go over to
Speaker 6: the wings and like starting wings and he's like and
Speaker 6: eventually I'll super kick you, which is like kicking you
Speaker 6: in the face. And I was like so nervous, but
Speaker 6: I wanted to be cool, but I was like, what's
Speaker 6: how's this going to happen? And then he was like,
Speaker 6: he's like, it doesn't hurt. It's just basically we'll like
Speaker 6: connect with you and you'll go down, you know, And
Speaker 6: then he kicked me. I was like, it felt like
Speaker 6: I got kicked.
Speaker 3: There is nothing.
Speaker 4: So the word connect it's really important in describing the
Speaker 4: super kick because it sounds a lot like a regular kicked.
Speaker 6: It sounds like a stronger kick.
Speaker 4: It's almost like an atomic wedgie. You're underwear, well, indeed,
Speaker 4: go up there. They don't have time to cut it first.
Speaker 4: Did you have a whole outfit on too?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I think I probably was wearing what I'm wearing right now,
Speaker 6: which is a dark style. Yeah, so I had emailed
Speaker 6: earlier about I was maybe gonna be late. I got
Speaker 6: I have a bald spot, and I went today and
Speaker 6: I got treatment on it for the first I'll be
Speaker 6: open about this sort of thing. Why not. But they
Speaker 6: took blood from me and then they needled my scalp.
Speaker 6: So that's where I was. So I usually wear a hat,
Speaker 6: that's usually a part of my outfit. But I but
Speaker 6: I can't wear a hat because I might have a
Speaker 6: bloody head.
Speaker 5: So I feel like vulnerable because you can't wear a
Speaker 5: hat a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I always wear I always kind of wear one.
Speaker 6: I feel like a little I feel like I mean
Speaker 6: because I wear a sweatshirt and jeans and then without
Speaker 6: a hat, I kind of feel just like a little kid.
Speaker 6: I feel like messy if that makes sense.
Speaker 3: That's funny, Okay, I had a big tunis ub. You
Speaker 3: gotta have a hat with a propeller on it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's funny to me too.
Speaker 4: I feeling I wear a hat almost every day, and
Speaker 4: I'm not I was great, I don't. Yeah, And so
Speaker 4: people get upset when it or tell me I'm gonna
Speaker 4: go go goald or bald or.
Speaker 3: Golfing, I'm gonna They're always like why you're wearing a hat?
Speaker 3: Are you going golfing?
Speaker 2: And I say, actually say blood out of my business.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I had a like alopecia stress induced off
Speaker 4: center the size of a silver dollar, the old ones
Speaker 4: now those new gold ones, now you know the size.
Speaker 3: But I didn't even know it was there.
Speaker 4: It's not often I'm running my fingers through my own hair,
Speaker 4: but uh, the girl I sing at the time, it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: you have a bald spot. I thought you knew about it,
Speaker 4: and it was in the front center and I, uh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I went and got some steroids put in there, and
Speaker 4: it grew back white like a skunk toft. But eventually yeah,
Speaker 4: so as yours to the host of John Henson, Yes,
Speaker 4: that's exactly what I had, this talk soupy and like
Speaker 4: white spot and uh but that was just they never
Speaker 4: really gave me a good reason that was happening.
Speaker 3: I said, it was probably stressed. What what is what
Speaker 3: caused yours?
Speaker 6: I think I was wearing my I don't know if
Speaker 6: it was wearing a hat or whatever, but I always
Speaker 6: I think just maybe regular aging or yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: truly wonder if anyone's ever said talk soupy in before.
Speaker 6: I hope, I hope you're the first.
Speaker 4: I believe it was a phrase I heard at the
Speaker 4: pitch for Toush point zero, which I was at that
Speaker 4: He simply said, we're going to take things from the
Speaker 4: internet and get reactions from people watching it. And then
Speaker 4: all these Comedy Central executives were forced to watch two Girls,
Speaker 4: one cup and then watch their reactions to it. So
Speaker 4: it was a bunch of people that of course, I
Speaker 4: had never seen this. I think it's a fake video.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but it's disgusting, of course. And then
Speaker 4: that was the pitch for the show, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: that's there's no way that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 3: And then it did. But he was comparing it to
Speaker 3: talk to.
Speaker 6: And by the way, I have a little connection to
Speaker 6: that is that the Birthday Boys got a sketch on
Speaker 6: Tosh point Zer at one point. I remember how you
Speaker 6: feature sketches, Yeah, yeah, of course, so this is like
Speaker 6: very early, like maybe two thousand and seven or eight.
Speaker 6: He put he put one of our little sketches on there.
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 6: Actually, it was a big it was a big deal
Speaker 6: for us back back back then.
Speaker 2: That's so exciting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was very exciting. I think that was like
Speaker 6: one of the first things we had on TV or something.
Speaker 3: And what didn't that become a show? What what happened to?
Speaker 6: Yeah, we did it. We did two seasons on i
Speaker 6: f C with i FC.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, of course.
Speaker 6: Odin Kirk came in and worked with us. And I
Speaker 6: remember when we pitched to like the president of i
Speaker 6: f C, she like was just like I love Breaking Back.
Speaker 6: I was like, this is great news. She just seems
Speaker 6: to love Bob and so I think he very much
Speaker 6: helped us sell that show. And anyways, and he was
Speaker 6: he was great. We worked with him for two years
Speaker 6: and he would always be like like They're gonna make
Speaker 6: a Sall show and You're like, yeah, right, and then
Speaker 6: he was like I'm going to make a Sall show.
Speaker 6: Like oh shit, he was gone. It was that was it.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 6: He took off. But forever I was like, the Saw
Speaker 6: show really and then you know, and then it really
Speaker 6: and then it was gigantically huge.
Speaker 2: So insane. That is one of my favorite like life
Speaker 2: arcs that I have observed because I've known him for
Speaker 2: a long time and he's like he so deserves it.
Speaker 5: Is that talented. That's why mister Show was so good.
Speaker 5: Like those guys are so brilliant, but that piece. To
Speaker 5: watch him act like that every week is like, holy shit,
Speaker 5: Like it's truly watching someone bloom almost Yeah, so cool.
Speaker 6: And you know he wanted that bad, do you like? Like,
Speaker 6: I think it's crazy that they never even got nominated
Speaker 6: for Emmys, because would be great to see Bob get
Speaker 6: kind of his his flowers.
Speaker 4: And it has been cool to watch because there was
Speaker 4: a time where it seemed like David Cross was acting
Speaker 4: in a lot of things and then I would go
Speaker 4: to an audition for something where I was like, I
Speaker 4: probably won't get this, and he would be there. I'm like,
Speaker 4: how am I auditioning for the same thing? Why is
Speaker 4: he even here auditioning? Why wouldn't he just Bob or David? Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 4: Bob Odenkirk would be at these auditions for something that
Speaker 4: I thought he was way too good for.
Speaker 3: And I love that all of a sudden he just
Speaker 3: became this household name. It's just the best.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 8: He told he was like, I went in for like
Speaker 8: a Marvel movie and I was and they didn't let
Speaker 8: me see the script and I read the script and
Speaker 8: I walked out and they chased me down, and I
Speaker 8: was like, casting is this and that'd be like come
Speaker 8: in and read and he's like, I'm not right for it.
Speaker 6: I think that's also Bob is modest and in a
Speaker 6: lot of ways too, where I think he's just or
Speaker 6: like you know, he's just like reads the script and
Speaker 6: is like this isn't for me, just walks out.
Speaker 5: He's like a he's this super writer producer guy that
Speaker 5: like is realistic and knows this stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why should I through this? There's no way you're
Speaker 2: picking me, which no one.
Speaker 6: Should go through that process, as we all know, it's
Speaker 6: the more horrible process.
Speaker 3: In the world.
Speaker 5: I'm still so damaged from all of my I did
Speaker 5: so much crazy auditioning when I first moved to LA
Speaker 5: because it's like that's what you do and that's how
Speaker 5: you spend your time, and I am in no way
Speaker 5: built for it, Like I am so oversensitive. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: I didn't do the work, so it'd be like I
Speaker 5: wouldn't know the lines and I'd just be kind of
Speaker 5: like this sucked, and then I'd go in there still
Speaker 5: wanting them to get me the park with like that
Speaker 5: energy coming off me.
Speaker 2: It's just awful.
Speaker 6: Well, it's also so they give you so much stuff
Speaker 6: to memorize, and it's like unless you like truly have
Speaker 6: twenty four to forty eight hours available to like you
Speaker 6: have to read off the script. I mean like unless
Speaker 6: you're really really good at memorizing lines, which I know
Speaker 6: a lot of people are. Yeah, but just like come
Speaker 6: in tomorrow at noon, like you get that the day before,
Speaker 6: and it's like, memorize these eight pages, right, And then
Speaker 6: I would be like I was like working an assistant job.
Speaker 6: It's just impossible. I remember I did like an audition
Speaker 6: I think for Psych, remember Psych, And I was pretty
Speaker 6: green at the time. This is like two thousand and
Speaker 6: eight or nine or something or whenever. This show maybe
Speaker 6: just first started and I was reading and I was
Speaker 6: so nervous, and they thought it was a part of
Speaker 6: my character. And they were like all all everyone in
Speaker 6: the room and there was like seven people in there.
Speaker 6: They were all laughing, and then like the realization on
Speaker 6: their face when they realized, like oh.
Speaker 4: No, They're like, how did it's like being able to
Speaker 4: cry on camera?
Speaker 3: But yes, is sweating and trembling. How do you do that?
Speaker 3: You have such control over your body.
Speaker 5: I hope you used that later on, like, because that's
Speaker 5: I feel like those are the kind of things in comedy.
Speaker 5: You're basically just like you just you stumble on good
Speaker 5: ideas by actually going through the pain of the real
Speaker 5: reality of the idea. Yes, hopefully at some point in
Speaker 5: your life you played this nervous guy.
Speaker 6: I do one hundred percent play the super nervous guy,
Speaker 6: and I think I did just feed into that eventually.
Speaker 6: But it is that funny thing of there's you know,
Speaker 6: you go into a room and it's usually a little
Speaker 6: nice old lady and then I'm like the tripping over
Speaker 6: words and I can't speak. It's fucking horrible. It's the worst.
Speaker 6: It still is. It's even worse now without rooms, which
Speaker 6: is crazy because I would so much rather go into
Speaker 6: a room. And I still audition on tape a bunch
Speaker 6: and it's just like, all right, I gotta find a friend.
Speaker 6: And now my friends are forty, they don't want to
Speaker 6: do this anymore.
Speaker 4: It is the hardest things, especially in the last few years,
Speaker 4: where I got so used to just being on my
Speaker 4: own just read. I would record the other side of
Speaker 4: it on an iPad and then just read with my voice,
Speaker 4: so you can tell it's my voice.
Speaker 6: That's what I've started to do myself. Yeah, do you
Speaker 6: do like that? It seems hard to pull off.
Speaker 3: It is very hard to pull off, but it makes
Speaker 3: you practice it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, enough to where the timing it's like, but
Speaker 4: it's inevitably there's a moment that's just rushed because I
Speaker 4: didn't leave enough silence.
Speaker 3: Between my recording and so you're like rushing.
Speaker 4: It's forcing this weird performance and it's all on you
Speaker 4: because you're literally the other person.
Speaker 6: That was my issue with it, and I was like wondering.
Speaker 6: I was like, can I like a clicker to do
Speaker 6: the next line or something? You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: But I don't know. I can't figure that out. Yeah,
Speaker 6: i'd be a multi millionaire.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that's the app that you need to develop.
Speaker 5: Wait, let me ask this question, Yes, are you hungry
Speaker 5: or is there any errand you need to run that
Speaker 5: we could do well.
Speaker 6: I had that giant tuna fish stuff. But I also
Speaker 6: I love food, So if you guys wanted food, I
Speaker 6: always like to get food. Dough Boys the podcast Nick
Speaker 6: Wigeran I does Nick who is like, I'm sure as
Speaker 6: you saw Chris back in the day. He's like very unassuming, yes,
Speaker 6: and then he'd like write sketches about like a brother
Speaker 6: fucking his sister or a.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, I yeah, borderline. When I first met him,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, it's like maybe Mormon. And then he
Speaker 4: did that that monster mash thing that was about all
Speaker 4: the monsters having an origin.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't remember the lyrics, but I do remember watching
Speaker 3: it over and over.
Speaker 6: The monster.
Speaker 4: So they suck and they fuck, the monsters fuck and
Speaker 4: and then I showed up on Monday and we were
Speaker 4: all locked in a little room, he and I and
Speaker 4: Hal Rudnicks who I'm sure, and Jordan Moore was about.
Speaker 4: It was all UCB sketch folks, and and everyone we
Speaker 4: used for bits was UCB and Uh. I would just
Speaker 4: stare at Nick because I couldn't believe that that came
Speaker 4: out of this person I was looking at. And then
Speaker 4: once I got to know him, I'm like, Oh, you're
Speaker 4: just hilarious person. I think that was one of one
Speaker 4: of his first writing jobs. I think a lot of
Speaker 4: guys started there and blossomed.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of peeked and then I focused on
Speaker 3: stand up. I'm okay with that.
Speaker 6: Nick. Nick does not write anymore. He just he's he's
Speaker 6: a He's like, I'm a podcaster.
Speaker 3: Now, oh really, yeah, he's good.
Speaker 6: I want him to write, I mean just because I
Speaker 6: feel like it would like get him out of my
Speaker 6: life a little more.
Speaker 2: Time, free you up a little bit.
Speaker 6: A little bit I do, by the way, I do
Speaker 6: have to get I'll tell you all my skin ailment.
Speaker 6: I was at the dermatologist.
Speaker 4: Oh sure, sure, this is my favorite ship. As Karen knows,
Speaker 4: I wanted to be a doctor.
Speaker 2: Chris like medical a lot.
Speaker 3: Describe the rash.
Speaker 6: Well I have. He told me what type of XMO was.
Speaker 6: But on my hands, I get like a like kind
Speaker 6: of blistery exima. And it doesn't happen all the time.
Speaker 6: It happens. And he was like, oh it's cold. A
Speaker 6: lot of people are getting that now, that's what he
Speaker 6: said today. But like my my fingers will get like
Speaker 6: itchy kind of so like.
Speaker 4: A philangeal psoriasis. I think I pretend to be making
Speaker 4: it sounds, the pronunciation and everything.
Speaker 3: God, I can do it. I know I can do
Speaker 3: it without the school.
Speaker 6: So that's that's that. Well, that was the big one.
Speaker 6: I mean my hair was the where they needled. My
Speaker 6: scalp was the was the big one.
Speaker 3: And what is scalp needling? Kail?
Speaker 6: So they took my blood which I still got the
Speaker 6: little bandage on, and they you know, they put in
Speaker 6: the little machine that spins it around and then they
Speaker 6: put it in a needle. They need all your head
Speaker 6: where on your scalp where the hair isn't growing, and
Speaker 6: then it like starts to grow back.
Speaker 3: It sounds like stem cells, stem cell stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess, I guess so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's also I had that done too onificial
Speaker 5: for micro needling. Yes, oh yes, okay, very disturbing looking.
Speaker 5: I mean you don't feel it because it's all numbed
Speaker 5: up or whatever.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel like that's a it's like an
Speaker 2: effective cure, right or an effective treatment.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the hair is supposedly supposed to It takes like
Speaker 6: three treatments they said to do it. And I like,
Speaker 6: I took Propecia when I was in college, and I like,
Speaker 6: and even going bald doesn't bother me too much. But
Speaker 6: I was just like, yeah, if I got to be
Speaker 6: on camera, I might as well, like, and I see
Speaker 6: like a big bald spot and it's annoying, why I
Speaker 6: might as well do this, but of course, but I
Speaker 6: so the thing is is that this one they don't
Speaker 6: numb you up before though that's only bad thing, So
Speaker 6: it is kind of it was kind of painful.
Speaker 3: Oh it sounds yeah, Are you sore now?
Speaker 6: I'm like, it felt like my head was bleeding for
Speaker 6: like like a couple hours. Maybe it's like it felt
Speaker 6: like it stopped bleeding like fifteen minutes before we started
Speaker 6: doing this. I guess.
Speaker 4: So they take a reserve of that blood and then
Speaker 4: kind of carry it onto your the movie carry not
Speaker 4: carry it, transport it over to you, and then pour
Speaker 4: it Surewin Williams style.
Speaker 6: H yes, I guess it's in the needle I saw,
Speaker 6: but I also saw the it was like kind of
Speaker 6: a white fluid, So I don't know if that's like
Speaker 6: them spinning out the you know when they spin out
Speaker 6: the blood or whatever. It sounds yeah, yeah, oh the.
Speaker 2: Plate the lit sweet Were you saying, like, do you
Speaker 2: have something to pick up at the So?
Speaker 6: I do have for my X and I have something
Speaker 6: at this on the glenn Dale Boulevard CVS, which we
Speaker 6: actually drove near on the on our first little loop.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 3: There, let's go get it. It's like a cream or
Speaker 3: so we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 2: It's medical privacy issue.
Speaker 6: Oh no, please, we can discuss. I'll read off what.
Speaker 2: The cream is.
Speaker 6: We could discuss it.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you're open about this because I was
Speaker 3: going to demand what kind of doctor it was full disclosure.
Speaker 6: Yes, doctor Kim. He's great dermatologist. He's in the Only
Speaker 6: issue with it, and this is what caused an issue
Speaker 6: for me earlier is that it's in like that like
Speaker 6: West Medical building and you know the fox lots, you
Speaker 6: know those towers. Yeah, yeah, it's just such a It
Speaker 6: took fifty minutes to get there. And then when I
Speaker 6: was looking at the time waiting in the room as
Speaker 6: they were about to needle my scalp, the time was
Speaker 6: just going up to like an hour and ten minutes.
Speaker 6: That was so nervous. I was going to make it
Speaker 6: back in time.
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's quite all right, Yeah, doctor. Sometimes they
Speaker 3: just assume you have the whole day.
Speaker 6: Yeah he did, he truly, it was I was just
Speaker 6: kind of alone here for a while. He did not care.
Speaker 6: And also I never even go over that way, and
Speaker 6: my life is so in this area now that I
Speaker 6: never I was driving on Sunset Boulevard. I was like,
Speaker 6: I never see you know, I never see Sunset Boulevard.
Speaker 2: What are these businesses?
Speaker 5: I do a lot of What are these businesses where
Speaker 5: it's like I will not leave my house almost ever,
Speaker 5: And then I go outside, I'm like, when did this
Speaker 5: get built? And it's like sometime in the last seven years.
Speaker 5: Probably it's very possible that I just missed it, so sorry.
Speaker 5: The one on Glendale is the one that's in that
Speaker 5: little strip mall.
Speaker 6: It's you would take you go over this bridge here
Speaker 6: and then you would take a left kind of the
Speaker 6: same way we went on the when we first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, left on Rowena, but then go to the right.
Speaker 9: Yeah, near near the Red Lion. That one great great
Speaker 9: bar Campbell. I'm looking for it. Well it be into
Speaker 9: two will being a container? Will we all get to
Speaker 9: try it?
Speaker 6: I think everyone could try to.
Speaker 3: Like you, I better reb it. I gotta reb it
Speaker 3: all over my body.
Speaker 6: I was like, I won't need it too.
Speaker 2: Wow. Oh yeah, good sir.
Speaker 5: Yeah that is That was the guy that I've turned
Speaker 5: on my blinker and he was like twenty feet back
Speaker 5: and he sped up to not let me go.
Speaker 2: In front of him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then cut all the way over three lanes
Speaker 5: to swerve onto the freeway.
Speaker 3: The what is this?
Speaker 6: It's not the Shakespeare Bridge because that's the other one
Speaker 6: of the bridge that goes into atwater, which I don't
Speaker 6: know the name of this bridge. It's seen better days, like.
Speaker 2: The rain is like, I'll get you.
Speaker 3: I know what's the classic Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 2: Movie Five Pieces?
Speaker 6: Oh no, I know, Chinatown?
Speaker 3: Chinatown?
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: That bridge is it's featured in it.
Speaker 4: And there's these beautiful like ornate lanterns and it has
Speaker 4: seen much better days.
Speaker 6: This whole area is well, it's a little nunnery convent
Speaker 6: that Katy Perry tried to buy. And there was that
Speaker 6: was there was and then that also was that one
Speaker 6: the Lobyanca houses right the murder of the Manson murder house.
Speaker 3: One of the Manson What was Katy Perry gonna do
Speaker 3: with a nunnery?
Speaker 6: She she was gonna buy the nunnery right next door
Speaker 6: to that Manson murder house. She was going to turn
Speaker 6: it into like her home, was the idea of it.
Speaker 6: But then there was like I guess one old nun was.
Speaker 5: Still in there fighting her like in the press, like
Speaker 5: what is she? Why is she doing this to me?
Speaker 5: It was literally Katy Perry against a nun.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and she has like that religious background, so I
Speaker 6: think it was like I don't know if she wanted
Speaker 6: it more because of that what.
Speaker 2: She missed Jesus so much. She's like, I mean to
Speaker 2: live here.
Speaker 6: By the way, I apologize in advance for taking into
Speaker 6: maybe one of the worst parking lots in Uh.
Speaker 2: That's right, it is.
Speaker 6: Really it's like up there with I guess, like I
Speaker 6: don't know a Trader Joe's parking lot or something. It's
Speaker 6: but horrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they it's you know what, That's what we look for.
Speaker 3: That's our content.
Speaker 4: Sometimes back when I would drive, I would just lose
Speaker 4: my mind and say, I'm glad those days are over.
Speaker 6: But did you would you switch off driving?
Speaker 3: I Karen is much better at You're a very good driver.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Mike Mitchell.
Speaker 3: I'm able to talk.
Speaker 4: I really can't do it, and I and I have
Speaker 4: practiced since, like just having conversations casually.
Speaker 2: Our brains. It's a guygirl thing. Its brains work.
Speaker 3: I think you're right. I think you're absolutely right.
Speaker 6: On the way home, I was like I'll do some
Speaker 6: scheduling on the way home. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: I'm going like four miles per hour.
Speaker 5: What happens when I if I'm writing with my dad
Speaker 5: and he starts telling me a story. We're on the
Speaker 5: freeway and he's literally going forty miles an hour because
Speaker 5: he's so concentrated on that, And I'm like, this is unsafe, Like,
Speaker 5: tell me the story when we get there.
Speaker 6: That's cute and horror, you know, terrifying, Yes, same time.
Speaker 3: Yes, what are we learning? It's just all men have
Speaker 3: some form of ADHD.
Speaker 5: No women's brains are able to multitask because we have
Speaker 5: to take care of kids and fight off saber toot
Speaker 5: tigers and ship like that.
Speaker 2: So it's like we're able to do it because because
Speaker 2: our setup is.
Speaker 3: We have to do it. That reminds me of I
Speaker 3: just I always thought it was a man job to
Speaker 3: fight a saber tooth.
Speaker 2: Well you're not there, hey.
Speaker 3: That's just so my classic Flintstone.
Speaker 2: Sits Flintstone's sexism. The best time bring it back?
Speaker 6: I say, I mean, is it already brought back?
Speaker 3: Probably a little bit.
Speaker 5: Andrew Tait, That's kind of what he was trying to
Speaker 5: do he just loved hand of barbarish it was.
Speaker 2: It was a misled fanboy.
Speaker 6: The idea of families like having dinner and gathering around
Speaker 6: the TV to watch The Floodstones is very funny to me.
Speaker 6: I guess like Simpsons is the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: But The Flintstones was not in any way near the
Speaker 5: Simpsons in that way of like it was four kids,
Speaker 5: but they put it.
Speaker 2: On at night.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, yes, Like it feels like there's a little
Speaker 6: more slice of life stuff I gets. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm sure they were just happy with anything that was.
Speaker 3: I think the answer is, and I'm pretty sure about this.
Speaker 3: Everyone used to be a little dumber.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we have a vault and smaller.
Speaker 3: Trist yes, yes, extra large. It's really tight on me.
Speaker 6: I'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, it's a prank door.
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: No, it's okay.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'll explain everything.
Speaker 2: Oh nice, you don't.
Speaker 6: I got a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 3: You got snacks?
Speaker 6: I got some. They all look weird. It could have
Speaker 6: been a bigger disaster. It was a ship show. And
Speaker 6: then I was waiting to did I close my door away?
Speaker 6: I think I did. I was waiting to get up
Speaker 6: front and there was only a couple of people in.
Speaker 6: It took so long. I was like, well, I can't
Speaker 6: leave without the cream. And then I got to the
Speaker 6: front and they don't the I don't think that the
Speaker 6: lady put it into the system, so there was no cream.
Speaker 6: So I was like, here's no fucking cream. And so
Speaker 6: I went and got snacks. I got some Jolly Rancher
Speaker 6: bites woh wow, and some uh some Twizzlers gummies. I mean,
Speaker 6: I don't even know what those would be, and I think.
Speaker 2: I'm willing to find right now.
Speaker 6: And then some Cheetos buffalo like you get. And then
Speaker 6: I got some Reces stuff too. In the back here
Speaker 6: there's a couple of eggs and there's egs two ways.
Speaker 3: Actually, mind if I what are sweet?
Speaker 2: This is the best of all times.
Speaker 3: And I'm afraid you came out creamless. Why did they
Speaker 3: smell that?
Speaker 2: It's such a strong, delicious smell.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but.
Speaker 3: They're going to be upset.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't listen to this part.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, don't listen to clus right now?
Speaker 6: This delicious? Those are good.
Speaker 2: I'm strong.
Speaker 3: No one likes this, no, okay, I forgot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's been times in the past where we just
Speaker 4: eight into the microphones and it's the only complaints.
Speaker 6: We have the same issue on our podcast as people
Speaker 6: get my House.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody wants to listen to that, but it is
Speaker 2: your podcast.
Speaker 6: But there's also some people who love it.
Speaker 4: They're freaks who like it, like those people they've go
Speaker 4: up to their cars and hits the tail pins.
Speaker 3: My little addiction is there.
Speaker 5: Our listeners. Mike Mitchell hosts a podcast called dough Boys.
Speaker 5: I don't think we've done any kind of pluggy anything
Speaker 5: that's okay, But is there anything in like you're trying
Speaker 5: and testing and discussing because it's all fast food, right,
Speaker 5: m So, what is your like favorite thing that you
Speaker 5: have discovered on that show?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: Have you had any discoveries like that?
Speaker 6: Hmmm, Well, while we were doing it, that Popeye's chicken
Speaker 6: sandwich came out, which was really good. Yeah, that was
Speaker 6: a craze for a minute there. I think things that
Speaker 6: I actually tried. The Oh, I know what it is.
Speaker 6: It's bon Chon. I never had bon chon before. I
Speaker 6: know not what it is. It's like a Korean wings place.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 6: It's great, It's really really really good. I can't believe
Speaker 6: they didn't have the cream. I'm so upset.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's the just an end of day failure.
Speaker 5: I think it's because we talked so much about what
Speaker 5: a nightmare this parking lot is, and I came right
Speaker 5: in and parked immediately, and then.
Speaker 6: There had to be some sort of yea, there had
Speaker 6: to be something wrong.
Speaker 2: If it's okay out here, it's not going to be
Speaker 2: okay in there.
Speaker 6: The secretary lady was great, she had her her child
Speaker 6: was there and crying. There was a little baby in
Speaker 6: the office.
Speaker 3: Oh take your sad baby to work day.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I think that like my cream. He was like, oh,
Speaker 6: by the way, like get this cream. He needs this
Speaker 6: cream too. So I don't know if I blame the baby.
Speaker 3: I guess yet this world's problems.
Speaker 6: These are I feel like Carolin, you said about the
Speaker 6: smell of these. If you, if you like, found like
Speaker 6: a dead body and opened up a package of Twizzlers gummies,
Speaker 6: it would I'm saying, it would take out the smell
Speaker 6: of the dead body. It's a hurry.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's powerful.
Speaker 6: It's powerful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like a grandma's popery dish. That is strong, but.
Speaker 5: I'm I have a kind of a I'm obsessed with
Speaker 5: gummy candy and have been since like it first came out,
Speaker 5: because when I was in grammar school, I got a
Speaker 5: Hello Kitty like school kit pencil pack and there was
Speaker 5: an eraser in this like set that was I think
Speaker 5: strawberry scented, and it smelled so good, and then the
Speaker 5: texture of it, like I loved smelling it and then
Speaker 5: biting it and smelling it and biting it, and it
Speaker 5: was as if my brain was like, get ready because
Speaker 5: in two years you're going to be able to bite
Speaker 5: it and chew it and finish it, because that's where
Speaker 5: we're moving the visionary of gummy experience. So stuff like that,
Speaker 5: every time I see it in the store, I'm like,
Speaker 5: I want to try every single one.
Speaker 6: It's I guess it's probably hard to tell people who
Speaker 6: were born in like the two thousands or even late nineties,
Speaker 6: like what you now eat, we could only smell.
Speaker 2: Dreamed of this ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, when I was a kid in the eighties,
Speaker 4: they used to try and make us eat erasers.
Speaker 3: They made seem enticing.
Speaker 6: I gotta tell you, I love I love these whatever
Speaker 6: the hell these are the twizzlerummies, the Jolly Rancher bites
Speaker 6: are I mean, they're they are exactly what we're talking about.
Speaker 6: They're edible erasers. I mean they're size of pencil racers.
Speaker 6: I kind of love them.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm afraid I will too. I developed oh yeah, oh,
Speaker 4: and there's stuff in the middle.
Speaker 2: Come on, and they're sour. There's a sour granular on
Speaker 2: the top.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they're real soft. Sometimes gummy things are a
Speaker 3: little too uh hard for my taste. They fight you, yeah,
Speaker 3: they fight me.
Speaker 6: It's a lot. There's a lot I like them. I
Speaker 6: guess I've never grown out of like childish tastes. I
Speaker 6: still like a big slurpee or something I.
Speaker 3: Never had as a kid, I didn't have.
Speaker 4: My mom was a healthy person and I and I
Speaker 4: didn't get unless I went to a friend's house. But
Speaker 4: now that i've cut out alcohol, I am. I have
Speaker 4: such a sweet tooth that I need to contend with
Speaker 4: every day. And it's a new thing. That's and I'm
Speaker 4: having trouble. I'm having trouble with it, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Just get give into it.
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 3: That's the trouble I'm having. I've not put up a fight.
Speaker 3: I've just complied, what's what's your go to in a movie?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 6: Are you going? Because I am a I do a
Speaker 6: popcorn and uh with butter and like a coke. That's
Speaker 6: what I want. Yeah, I don't always do that.
Speaker 4: You have to. It's the only time I drink coke
Speaker 4: is at a movie and I ate a lot of
Speaker 4: popcorn and I am I call me an old fart,
Speaker 4: but I do get red vines or twistlers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just seems like what you're supposed to.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 6: I think it's a good choice.
Speaker 5: I like to do popcorn, no butter because then I
Speaker 5: buy plane Eminem's and put them into the popcorn.
Speaker 2: That is. Whoever introduced me to that, I was blown
Speaker 2: away and how great that was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't trust their butter pump, So I always
Speaker 4: go to the movies with a stick of butter in
Speaker 4: my pocket. And by the time you're like in the
Speaker 4: second act, it's perfectly suck.
Speaker 2: You were ready to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just put it in my fist and squished
Speaker 3: it over the bucket.
Speaker 6: I did this is I made. I brought up this
Speaker 6: point yesterday on my podcast, and I think it is
Speaker 6: a good idea. But if they sold little side packets
Speaker 6: of butter, like you know, like you put the butter on.
Speaker 6: But I'm saying like, if you're in the theater, you're like,
Speaker 6: there's not enough butter. Yeah, I don't have to leave
Speaker 6: you and go get I got this dollar packet or whatever,
Speaker 6: fifty cents whatever you charge.
Speaker 2: How would you design that packet?
Speaker 6: You know, some of that stuff seems tough to figure.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not exactly like an engineering type gut,
Speaker 6: but I think it would have to be plastic with
Speaker 6: like a tear off, which yeah, means that so many
Speaker 6: of them would explode. I'm sure, yes, And there would
Speaker 6: be a nightmare for like cleaning the theater too.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but that's already such a nightmare. I don't
Speaker 5: think it can get worse.
Speaker 6: I worked in the theaternet was like we would just
Speaker 6: push stuff under the seats and then that's so many
Speaker 6: full diapers.
Speaker 2: Like I've never seen more full diapers in my life
Speaker 2: than when I worked at a movie theater.
Speaker 4: View my mom's brother, my uncle Kurt, worked He was
Speaker 4: a janitor at a movie theater for many years, and
Speaker 4: many times he slipped and fell because the floor was
Speaker 4: always riddled with grease.
Speaker 6: It's horrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's slanted. You know. It's a dangerous job.
Speaker 3: It is a dangerous job.
Speaker 2: I actually have an idea for the butter the oil
Speaker 2: packet butter oil.
Speaker 6: Let's see, please, we can go on on this together.
Speaker 2: By the way, Okay, this.
Speaker 5: Is okay, but we are stealing it from like a
Speaker 5: Larel home color kit because they do a thing on
Speaker 5: one of those.
Speaker 2: To make it like as if it's more conditioning.
Speaker 5: They have like a little separate thing that you have
Speaker 5: to snap off the top, yeah, and squirt it into
Speaker 5: the dye. That is like it's like nurturing oil or
Speaker 5: it's bullshit, right, but it's like a very specific amount.
Speaker 5: And the way they have it, it's like hard backed
Speaker 5: and then squishy front so you can control it better.
Speaker 6: This is perfect.
Speaker 2: I think we've done it.
Speaker 6: I think we have truly, And they could probably use
Speaker 6: materials to get that like a little warm right, like
Speaker 6: norm enough to get on popcorn, I feel like, or.
Speaker 5: Make it out of like whatever aluminum foil that if
Speaker 5: you rub it between your hands you can heat it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Just tell people put this in your pocket for fifteen minutes, yeah,
Speaker 4: until it's ready or.
Speaker 6: People would think we're going to create a whole new
Speaker 6: cancer for people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it so bad for you?
Speaker 4: You might be owed money in the class acts and
Speaker 4: lawsuit against Pocket.
Speaker 6: Butter.
Speaker 2: I fell for Pocket Butter.
Speaker 6: I was at I went to the Vista this Uh
Speaker 6: we get I saw a Mega Man.
Speaker 3: It's I haven't been there yet. It's what's that place?
Speaker 6: Like? It's fancy?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, they redid it. Quentin Tarantino redid it. And he
Speaker 6: was in there himself. I think, hammering away and ship.
Speaker 6: But I do think he is very I think he
Speaker 6: is very hands on. He is like So I was
Speaker 6: there and I was watching O Mega Man. I saw
Speaker 6: this like shadowy figure walk down. I was like, who
Speaker 6: is that? Like I know that outline and uh and
Speaker 6: it was Tarantino. He was in there watching the movie.
Speaker 6: My god, wow. Yeah. And then and then and then
Speaker 6: I went the next day and my buddy Mookie, you
Speaker 6: know Mookie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I haven't seen him in well over a decade.
Speaker 6: He's doing great.
Speaker 3: I think about him all the time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he went in there and he went into the
Speaker 6: coffee shop and and Tarantino was and there like, hey,
Speaker 6: we're closed. So they were doing some business in there.
Speaker 6: I guess, you know, like I was like, you know.
Speaker 3: I'm smelling feet. Sorry, stay out, stay out, it's feet hour.
Speaker 6: A copy of that when you brew it smells like
Speaker 6: feet is that's I think that is what he's trying
Speaker 6: to do.
Speaker 2: That's what people need.
Speaker 3: A lot of signature items there.
Speaker 6: If you go up around here. I'm there. But I
Speaker 6: think you know what. I like that he likes feet.
Speaker 6: I think it's okay.
Speaker 4: It rubbed me the wrong way, and then once I
Speaker 4: started thinking about it, I'm like, but what's more innocent
Speaker 4: and enjoying feet? That's when I was a little kid,
Speaker 4: that's what. And I'm this is going to make me
Speaker 4: sound weird. But when I was like in daycare, I
Speaker 4: thought that tickling a person's feet was what sex probably was.
Speaker 3: But I grew I hear between the.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I just once I grew out of it.
Speaker 4: My knee jerk reaction is to be judgmental, and I
Speaker 4: shouldn't be. So I'm sorry if I shamed any of
Speaker 4: you footsies out there, are.
Speaker 6: They going to come at you in the comments and
Speaker 6: stuff like that.
Speaker 5: I think it's like the advent of the Internet is
Speaker 5: when I realized that they are legion and like the footsies,
Speaker 5: they're everywhere and we just no one was talking about it.
Speaker 6: I tell you, guys, is Nick will sometimes wiger as
Speaker 6: like you said, he seems like a Mormon and he's
Speaker 6: a freak. They'll sometimes like take his shoes off and
Speaker 6: like get his feet in a picture. And I think
Speaker 6: people do go not so far. There is a future
Speaker 6: where all comedians are just showing their feet and getting
Speaker 6: money from it instead of from comedy or acting work
Speaker 6: or anything like that.
Speaker 3: Maybe I need to stop.
Speaker 4: Just because my own feet looked like I kicked a
Speaker 4: tree doesn't mean I need to start looking for the
Speaker 4: beauty and.
Speaker 2: Feet, yes, and let other people look for the beauty
Speaker 2: in your feet.
Speaker 3: And I do mean on an airplane with a stranger.
Speaker 4: There's too much judgment. There's been so many people trying
Speaker 4: to open me up, sentually.
Speaker 3: To this world.
Speaker 6: I think that you should take your feet on. I
Speaker 6: think everyone enjoys when their feet, when there are bare
Speaker 6: feet out of the plane. I think it's the perfect.
Speaker 3: Time to do it again. I take your toes on holiday.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm giving you these, you guys, these wait
Speaker 6: and you can't leave us with all these trees I
Speaker 6: got it.
Speaker 3: Well you can.
Speaker 2: I want these.
Speaker 6: I just.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put a couple in my pocket.
Speaker 6: You want you want these?
Speaker 2: I want those?
Speaker 6: Of course these for you.
Speaker 3: Are you sure this is two different flavors. I can't
Speaker 3: handle all this flavor.
Speaker 6: I just want to try one Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Shima?
Speaker 8: Is there some?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry no, I'll just move up here, figure out
Speaker 2: the trees. Can that guy get past me?
Speaker 3: You can get where Where are you from before you go?
Speaker 6: I'm from Quincy, mass just uh south of Boston?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay?
Speaker 2: What's your real accent sound like I used to?
Speaker 6: I remember my when I was at freshman orientation, They're like,
Speaker 6: say your name and say a little bit about yourself,
Speaker 6: and I started being like I might come from Quincy.
Speaker 6: And then the orientation leader was like, uh, don't do
Speaker 6: a character. And I was like, oh, this is my accent.
Speaker 6: And she was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, she thought I was like. I was like,
Speaker 6: why would I ever be like, like, what's up all
Speaker 6: you doing? Like I would never do that in my life,
Speaker 6: And then I was I got very self conscious of it.
Speaker 6: But when I came out here it started to go
Speaker 6: I have nothing now but if you heard my mom
Speaker 6: and sister, they're like.
Speaker 3: Heavy, you really do have nothing.
Speaker 6: Now it's gone away. If I get drunk, or if
Speaker 6: I'm like talking to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently when I get drunk, I do sound I
Speaker 4: suddenly sound Canadian.
Speaker 2: To some people.
Speaker 4: But I asked because you you and some people are
Speaker 4: offended by it. I appreciate when people say sorry all
Speaker 4: that you say, you apologize. I apologizing and I am too,
Speaker 4: and I feel supported and i'd like to say sorry,
Speaker 4: I mean thank you.
Speaker 6: I'm apologizing for my comedy a lot, and I'll do
Speaker 6: it now. Sorry, sorry about this whole ride. I apologize.
Speaker 2: You made up for it entirely with this racist this
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I used to tell jokes and then say sorry.
Speaker 4: Me saying sorry is how you knew the joke was over.
Speaker 3: I've finally shaken that there's.
Speaker 6: Another full egg here that's a different style egg. I'm
Speaker 6: steal in one of those style eggs. But then I
Speaker 6: don't know what happened to the other nowhere here somewhere.
Speaker 4: I'm already because I've been mad at the Cadbury Egg
Speaker 4: since its existence, because I don't know what's in there.
Speaker 2: But this is going to be peanut butter in there
Speaker 2: is it's as this is version of a caburry.
Speaker 4: Fucking out of this recist egg is yeah, because inside
Speaker 4: it's not just a white you know, uh hiasis lotion.
Speaker 2: It's the stem cell egg.
Speaker 6: Maybe that's what got confused, Maybe that my my hand
Speaker 6: lotion is.
Speaker 10: In my god egg is worth three and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: I'm sorry they didn't have your know it's all right,
Speaker 10: I will.
Speaker 6: I'll call and yell at them.
Speaker 2: Of course your voice really get in their face.
Speaker 6: But thank you, thank you for the ride. This is
Speaker 6: great and here here you take these. If you take the.
Speaker 2: Thanks you as a finalized Oh yes.
Speaker 6: First of all, I would love you for you guys
Speaker 6: to come on, dough boys. We need to have you on.
Speaker 6: We would love to have it.
Speaker 3: I would love it would be.
Speaker 6: Together or separate, whatever you guys want, whatever, whatever you'd like,
Speaker 6: we'd love to have you. And then, uh so that's
Speaker 6: that my podcast I do with Nick Waigeren. There's a
Speaker 6: Patreon and then I'm on a show called Twisted Metal
Speaker 6: on Peacock if you want to check that out. What's that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, tell us about that.
Speaker 6: It's actually it's a driving show. I should have brought
Speaker 6: this up when I when I got in. It's like
Speaker 6: a based on a video game that was like driving
Speaker 6: where you just blew people up basically, and there was
Speaker 6: people know if by the Sweet Tooth, which is this
Speaker 6: clown guy and I drive around with him a bunch
Speaker 6: and it's like crazy kind of sci fi horror comedy show.
Speaker 6: It's great.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, peacocky, it's on Peacock.
Speaker 6: It's okay, it's on the Peacock. Yeah, and congratulations Joe
Speaker 6: isn't it was a wrestler and then Will Arnett does
Speaker 6: his voice and then who else is in there? Anthony
Speaker 6: Mackie and Stephanie Beatrice who's They're both great?
Speaker 3: So wow, yeah, I'll watch it tonight. Please do.
Speaker 4: If I'm currently paying for Peacock, I cancel and then
Speaker 4: I read started and then I canceled.
Speaker 6: That's the Peacock. Under my feeling like am I paying
Speaker 6: for this an how or not?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I wish they would just bundle it all
Speaker 3: together and we could call it.
Speaker 6: Cable, which that I think that they are. I heard
Speaker 6: that they're what I like. I was told someone's going
Speaker 6: to buy Peacock at some point that was like they
Speaker 6: were like a Max might buy and stuff on your right.
Speaker 3: Now we're just going back to where we're going back,
Speaker 3: and now.
Speaker 6: We're getting paid less. That's just basically that's the result
Speaker 6: they took.
Speaker 2: Over.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'm let's watch this show that Mike doesn't
Speaker 4: get paid enough for. That's we didn't was an opinion
Speaker 4: based just it's sarcasm.
Speaker 3: It's the opposite. He's rich. It's a beautiful place. We're
Speaker 3: dropping you off, by the way.
Speaker 2: It is really nice.
Speaker 6: They're townhouses here that I live in one of these.
Speaker 3: They're gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Again, we're not too far off from from the murder house,
Speaker 6: which is kind of scary. It's a little ways away,
Speaker 6: but that's like up.
Speaker 2: Around the corner that way.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what murder Manson?
Speaker 5: Oh that but also it's a Manson murder house. Then
Speaker 5: they tore it down, they reap because I saw this
Speaker 5: on like My Special Haunting or whatever.
Speaker 2: But they rebuilt a new house and the new house
Speaker 2: is haunted. That's what I saw on one of those guys.
Speaker 6: I always you know how much that would piss me off. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I tear down a house and then it's re haunted.
Speaker 2: You'll never get away from this ship.
Speaker 4: I just think of the ghosts waiting patiently at the
Speaker 4: construction site for eight months with their little invisible bags,
Speaker 4: pan stuck candy cigarettes.
Speaker 6: Well, go drive by that. If you guys want to
Speaker 6: scare to end your night, I will.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 6: I think that these eggs are googless. By the way,
Speaker 6: just to let you know, I'm not sure are the
Speaker 6: peanut butter ones, but I have no idea.
Speaker 3: It says peanut butter creme on it.
Speaker 6: There is good.
Speaker 3: There's a noome lot.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's creme.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm very excited. Thanks Mike, you were great.
Speaker 6: You so much for having me.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you for doing it.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, thank you. Sorry, sorry for the sorry for
Speaker 6: the me being late today and for the miscommunication. I'm
Speaker 6: horrible at emails, so I apologize.
Speaker 4: Thank you for the apologies, and never stop saying sorry
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