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Speaker 1: Another on the twenties. Hello, this is math, Hey mad

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Speaker 1: how's it going today? This is Tony bright Side. I'm

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Speaker 1: the life coach your mom hired. Oh hi, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: It's going all right? All right? So your your mom

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Speaker 1: ordered you a life coach. Huh, good work on that.

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Speaker 1: What'd you say? I said your mom ordered you of

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Speaker 1: life coach? Wow? Yes you did. Yeah, So what's going

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Speaker 1: on in your life? It sounds pretty pathetic? She who

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Speaker 1: told you that? Mom said it was pathetic. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: I can do basic math, and I just put two

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Speaker 1: and two together and figured if your mom's hiring you

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Speaker 1: a life coach, thing's got to be bad, right. I

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Speaker 1: guess it's kind of nice. I've to do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Mama told me that, uh that you got dumped by

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend, you're worth work. Let me. I'm just looking

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Speaker 1: at my notes here. Your work life sucks and you're

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Speaker 1: trying really hard to pull out of it. And oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, true, that's all true. Yeah, well you know what,

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you a little bit of how I

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Speaker 1: became successful. Oh, okay, I've worked with doctors, lawyers. I

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Speaker 1: even helped a brain dude fix a brain one time.

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Speaker 1: That's how good I am. What does that mean? I

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Speaker 1: hope the brain? Yeah, brain, dude, he's doing stuff with brains.

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Speaker 1: I you know, taught him to be positive. He was

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Speaker 1: able to fix that brain that he was working on it.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I don't get under the

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Speaker 1: hood like that. You know. I look at the outside

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Speaker 1: and to change people. Um, how many sessions do is

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Speaker 1: my mom buy from you? I wouldn't even worry about

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Speaker 1: that right now. I got a bunch to go first.

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Speaker 1: I want you to focus on these four little letters

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Speaker 1: that are going to change your life. It's a simple acronym. SPAP.

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Speaker 1: You need a little spap? Okay, well what does it mean? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Write this down? S b AP. Yeah, you know, because

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Speaker 1: every every life coach has an acronym. We've all got one, right,

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Speaker 1: that's mine. I don't know that we do. It stands

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Speaker 1: for stop being a Look. I mean, I can't say

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Speaker 1: what I think right now because I'm the work. But

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Speaker 1: you just guess, Well, it's not because you're at work,

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Speaker 1: it's because you're a major. Right, let's just be out.

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Speaker 1: You know what. I'm gonna talk to my mom because

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Speaker 1: you can get like a refund on these course you

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Speaker 1: got hey. Of course you gotta call mommy. Right, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call her about this. You're gonna call her about that.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna call her to thank you for the note

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Speaker 1: that you put in your lunch this morning when you

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Speaker 1: were headed out the door and she had to get

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Speaker 1: a little brown bag before she walked into the bus. Right,

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Speaker 1: what kind of life coach are you? You just sound

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Speaker 1: like an now. I just said that it works you.

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Speaker 1: You're there. You go. That's a terrible dude. That's what

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Speaker 1: I like to hear. You like to hear this. You

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Speaker 1: hear this a lot. Yeah, it sounds like you're horrible

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Speaker 1: at your job. I better mind that you're you are yours?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't it feel good? Doesn't it feel good? I could

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Speaker 1: do better. Life coaching Jane starts with you, and I

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Speaker 1: can tell that you're starting change right down to your

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Speaker 1: female genitalia. You're turning it all around. You have female genitalia.

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Speaker 1: You have it, not me. You're right, I do. You're

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Speaker 1: a female genitalia light coat, you're all. You're right, I do.

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Speaker 1: I got it around me all the time. You know why,

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Speaker 1: because I'm not a I want you to refund my

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Speaker 1: mother's money. Oh, I'll do. Say, hey, I'll give your

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Speaker 1: mom something. All right, I'm talking about my mom like that.

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Speaker 1: They've no right to do that this. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if I can record this call, but I'm gonna find out. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I can record this call if you want. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: Okay for copy and send a refund of everything that

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Speaker 1: you charge my mother. This is a total whip off.

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Speaker 1: I'll do you better than than sending it to you. You

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Speaker 1: You can just listen to Moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: because this is a jewel from brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the morning. I'm moving a ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: are you hitting? No, it's a Joe man. I was

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Speaker 1: you got me so mad? Your mom's shouting at my

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Speaker 1: desk right now. Your mom set you up. She said

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Speaker 1: that you wanted to get a life coach, but she

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Speaker 1: thought a phone tap would make you feel better. Oh

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Speaker 1: did it work? I have to say it did. That

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Speaker 1: was good when your mom started screwing you. Huh. Wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties point five,