WEBVTT - Ep 197: Hoecus Pocus 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:09.040 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey, guys, 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:13.360 welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. This is the 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:15.079 girl may to be a K pick sign a K 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:19.520 apparently have to keep peck the sign we came to 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.880 to note. Also, we talked about it. You said I 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:24.200 couldn't get rid of it. It's a part of me, 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:28.920 So I guess strap is attached. I also want to 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:33.199 shout out, you know, I have never had so many 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.880 Amy's and Karen's and I mean Ashley. I know that's 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:42.400 like I guess every ethnicity name, but the white girls 0:00:42.800 --> 0:00:48.720 that are following us currently, it's fucking wild. Um man, 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:55.400 Hey with a w uh, let's let's talk about that. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:58.600 So two weeks ago we had someone here names Sophia. 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.760 That's our bitch. Let's just talk about a few rules 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:05.800 for this African American show, Jesus, one of which is 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:08.720 that there is some N word usage, and by that 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:11.120 I mean my nigga. We're gonna say nigga. We're gonna 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.720 talk about O niggas, niggas. We fuck niggas with big dicks. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:15.839 I don't know if you've had with one of them niggas, 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:17.800 but you can't call them that so much so to wear. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:20.840 I have yet to make up a nickname for my 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:24.039 nigga because apparently I just say my nigga every time 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:26.720 I talk about I don't know how to come up 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:28.560 with a nickname for him. I don't know what they 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:30.800 call him. And let's I call him zoom dick. I 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:32.800 mean I met him on Zoom. I can't call him 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:38.200 zoom Zoom zoom zoom boom boom boom boom Zoopernova, that's 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:40.680 gonna be my name. That's from zenas Zedis looks from 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.040 fucking the Disney show. The white girls will know that show. 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.440 So okay, maybe I'm a name my nigga American rules. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:51.240 So ladies have a look at and gentlemen have a 0:01:51.280 --> 0:01:54.480 look at a man named Dr Umar and I want 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:57.800 you to watch. I want you to watch highlights when 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:01.120 he said this isn't African's ownly live. Let me explains 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.040 horrible decisions to you. When we started this show, I 0:02:03.040 --> 0:02:05.480 actually told Mandy like I want this to be for everybody, 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.640 but turns out it's not. Well. I was quick, like 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:11.400 man them crackles, I don't say that word. I love 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:16.280 I love Tris gits, wheaties, all of them. However, this 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:20.080 show is for black people. We encourage white people that 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:24.639 are trying to understand us, understand what pisces us off, 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.600 and also who are woke and can feel or have 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:30.000 black friends or want something close to that. Right, maybe 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:31.720 you live in you talk like Sophie and you ain't 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:33.760 really see a niggas like that either. We are having 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:35.480 to be a part of this experience. But what you 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:38.440 need to do is respect the space. And space is 0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:43.240 a black one, so Latina adjacent, and and and and 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.400 Indian adjacent and any other color in between. But this 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.919 is something that's for us. This is why Horrible Decisions 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.400 is what it is. We made this sex pod and 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:53.280 have turned it into what it is because we realize 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:56.240 that there aren't areas for people that are like us, 0:02:56.320 --> 0:03:00.280 look like us, and that have these same experiences enjoy them. 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:02.760 You guys love a Dave Chappelle, he'd be talking about 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:04.560 some nigga ship. You don't get either, So welcome to 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:07.720 our black ass world. And just that you're not going 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.800 to police these comments. I'm trying to defund the police, bitch, 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.600 So you're not about to come in these comments and 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.280 say what if Sylphia did that to you? Well, she 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:19.280 won't and she can't. It's not her. She sheds with 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:22.400 the ship, my nigga. Ironically, that is one right that 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:27.639 whites do not have, so fucking like, yeah, no, there 0:03:27.680 --> 0:03:30.080 were a lot of comments that came about talking about 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:32.320 oh my god, y'all came out there with your white 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:36.040 voices and oh my god, yes, like you cannot appropriate us, 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.920 although y'all are black, fishing the funk out of here 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:43.600 trying to be black women want to be so Sophia 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.880 was really funny. I wrote her like last night, I 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.040 was like, bitch, what the fund is that? With these comments? 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:49.400 She's like, dude, I don't know. I feel like a 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.840 lot of our stool like racists just followed me. Yeah. 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:55.400 They just came in there and tried to you know. 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.840 But I will say this, she was Hella comfortable. She 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:02.280 was She didn't one moment like we made her uncomfortable. 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.760 She was down. I think she she wrote with the 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:09.040 punches and we made it fun um. So yeah, just 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.840 know that. Also, if you want to hear about me 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:14.640 fucking white guys, I think the first seventy five episodes 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:18.520 I was on A would go into actually, okay, and 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:21.039 I might throw one in there for you. Okay, I 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.600 might because now that I'm moving back to Elliott, you know, 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:28.159 I might. Wait. Hospital Dick was white, right and he wait, 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:33.320 hospital Dick is black as fun. Oh I don't know what, Andrea, Okay, well, 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:35.520 Jeus was the last white guy then, so technically they 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:37.200 might be able to get up to like episode hut 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:39.600 and heaves with the hospital to his big old cat, 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:43.280 which that dick was so big. I laughed when I 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.240 saw it. I think I said. I was like, I 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:46.919 don't know you caying it? And then he used to 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:50.240 tell me about like women he's dated and jeeves super woke, 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:51.560 so he's not about to be like, yeah, I've been 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:53.560 with a black girl. So then he'll like talk about 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:56.720 a story and I'll be like, she doesn't sound like you, 0:04:57.080 --> 0:04:59.760 she sounds like me. And I was like, these are 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.000 why black girls to do, because you and your fucking 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:08.039 ankle dangling Dick, we're compatible. Also, um shout out to 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.560 our patrons, those of y'all who are all caught up 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.760 with horrible decisions and what more bonus content y'all know, 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.080 y'all can go on over to Patreon dot com back 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.400 slash horrible Decisions. I just wanted to bring up. We 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:22.800 recently had a town hall where again I just want 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:26.240 to shout out this man named Marshall. Marshall had the 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:29.960 girls in the comments and he found a black queen 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:33.520 daring a banda Ashley Madison. If you guys don't know 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:36.599 what that website is, figure it out. It is known 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:40.080 for I believe, like having affairs, but it also could 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.360 be for just like wealthy men and you know, who 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.720 are looking at a beautiful women and which she was. 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:46.760 And what the funny part is is when we were 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.920 on the town hall with him, do you guys want 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:50.760 to hear check that episode out over to our Patreon. 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.680 But so him and his girl dreampt in and I 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.520 was like, Marshall, like why you got the black girl 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.960 because she'd be looking for you, And He's like, no, 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:01.760 I actually she does. Now that is that that's how 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:04.839 you right there? Now, White girls listen up normally. I 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.600 really believe when white boys beating black girls, it's because 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:09.760 y'all have been laughing blacking in the food department, and 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:11.840 we will figure out how to help you. I want 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.600 to help all my white I ain't gonna call my 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:15.480 white sisters, but my white you know what I'm saying. 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:18.880 My friends help them elevate in the food department. But 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:22.359 this girl, I think her pussy was so magnificent. He 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.520 was like, I'll do the chicken. I'll figure it out. 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.679 I love it. We'll get a deep friar. We're gonna 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.880 do this, babe. I love it. I'm here for in 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:32.680 and everything. I'm here for it. So today's episode, you guys, 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:37.000 we know it's Christmas coming up soon. We're gonna try 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.640 to talk about Christmas, even though you know I'm I'm 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:42.040 kind of Jewish. So I was about to say, you 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.600 don't even celebrate. You do, but you don't, right, So 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.480 this is what happens. Did I ever talk about when 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.080 I was growing up, how my mom would trick my 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:52.000 dad into thinking, No, I didn't. I don't think so, 0:06:52.200 --> 0:06:54.160 for those of you don't know, my mom is black, 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.760 my father's from Israel. My dad was super against us 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.640 doing Christmas stuff because my I'm converted most Jews very 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:03.960 you know, religious Jews you have to convert in order 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.440 to marry. So my mom converted, and you know, but 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:07.800 she was still going to church on the side and 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.080 ship so we moved into this big gass house when 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:11.720 I was growing up. You remember the house. My mom 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.520 was like, hey, no way, I'm not doing Christmas decorations. 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:17.160 So the Jew that my father is, my mom comes 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.640 up with the best lies she could. She comes downstairs. 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:21.920 She was like, look, we're going to get fined by 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:25.520 the homeowners association if we don't put up Christmas lights. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.480 It has to be a treat, it has to be light. 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.840 But it's illegal, it's illegal. She's like, we have to 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.000 do it. My father takes me in the car. We 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:35.720 go to woman, get everything, get something to get to everything, 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.679 and we fucking put these lights something. And I felt 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:41.040 so bad. And you know, my dad kind of big hand, 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.240 no athletic man. He was up on that ladder and 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:46.000 his ship, Christmas bows, everything. So the one thing that 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.360 they decided on was blue and white like Israel colors. 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:53.000 So now, so now what we do is every Christmas 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:54.480 because when I was working at nine to five, it 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:56.680 was the time I had off. We just say we're 0:07:56.720 --> 0:08:00.960 giving our Hanka gifts on this day because of my 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:05.320 It's so funny. I don't know if it is me 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.800 just being in New York, or if a lot of 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:11.120 men I'm dealing with have a checkered past. A lot 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:14.840 of the men I've dated recently, including I'm not just 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:17.120 gonna include I'm not gonna name names, but over the 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:21.160 last I would say six years, majority of them have 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:24.240 been Muslim. Really, yes, what does that say about you? 0:08:24.520 --> 0:08:27.280 I don't know. And I'm like, they all go to jail. 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.880 I just don't understand how I'm meeting all of these 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:36.440 black men because growing up in Florida Islam Like yeah, 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:41.079 like like they don't that's but but it still does count. 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:43.360 I'm like, damn, but like a lot of them do 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.640 not celebrate Christmas. So like I'm even getting to where 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:49.720 I'm like, even my partner now, I'm like, uh so 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:54.480 we don't exchange gifts on the December because it's December. 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:58.200 Deaths it. We don't have to name it a Christmas interesting, 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:01.640 But I'm being a day everything club listen. So I'm 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:04.800 just like, damn, I really am noticing that for the 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:09.920 last couple of years, my nigga, what everybody I had 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:15.520 a nigga like me, are you my nigga? Nigga? Y'all 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.839 don't even know at one point, you know what I mean? 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:21.760 At one point, I even had a Muslim bay on 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:24.320 the show. Remember I was talking about him. Oh yeah, 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.480 he took you to He took me to a motherfucking 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:28.920 vegan spot and really tried to school me on why 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:32.600 bacon was so bad for me. He was Muslim, you 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:34.800 know what? To me, So he doesn't eat bacon, but 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.400 he respects the fact that I do. He's not gonna 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.000 tell me what I can. I can make greens and bacon. No, 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:42.160 so now I do smoked turkey and my greens when 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:45.320 he comes over, even my uh my cabbage, I do 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:51.120 smoked turkey. I donna don't. Don't we gonna help y'all 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:54.880 with a look greens, uh recipe. But no. But to me, 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:58.760 it's just like, okay, how Muslim are you? If you 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:04.880 eat shrimp and you pussy and eat some pussy. So 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:08.040 I'm like, you know, I won't eat bacon. But I mean, 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:12.000 Muslim Islam is the biggest religion in the world, I think, right, yeah, Oh, 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:14.880 I don't know on it. Maybe I think I learned 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:20.880 that from facts. No, I mean, I'm gonna be real 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.360 with you. I do find Muslims. To me, I've dated 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:26.600 maybe one or two, and I did think that they 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:30.520 were the most at peace people. Oh my man is 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:32.960 so at peace. And that is one thing like I 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:35.160 don't know if they're learning that through Muslim and and 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:40.320 by the way, maybe that through Muslim, I'm being learning 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.400 that through Islam. I'm sorry, but I was gonna say, 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.640 I don't know. We've had a conversations about having a 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.480 Muslim girl on UM. I've also wanted to have anyone 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.440 UM if you know you know anything about FGM for 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:53.600 those of you don't know, that's female general mutilation. UM. 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:57.560 There's some Muslim communities that do still do that. So 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:59.400 I really have been wanting to have somebody come on 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.679 and discussed out with us. But no, I feel like 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.080 Muslim people are more at peace than men. I've always 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:06.280 found them to be more respectful and chivalless, and they 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:08.199 just fine. It's like a whole bunch of Malcolm X. 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:11.160 I don't know what's going on, but they're really intellectual 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:15.280 and fine. That's what it is. Maybe they maybe it's 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.000 an easier read then the Bible, because that ship is 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:21.000 far out. It's like fucking reading Shakespeare. Try to give 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:23.839 it a try. One time I was I was in 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:26.880 a hotel the no bullshit, and the electricity went out 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:29.840 right my phone died. It was fucked. I was in Miami. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.000 I was like, what am I going to read in 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:35.319 here the Bible? That ship is born as hell? We 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:40.280 don't need because I'm telling you right now, I fucking 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.640 read one page and I was like, no, you only 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:45.640 got through one page. Is why they sin because they 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:49.400 can't finish it. What is it? Is it a reversed 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:52.640 or revised or the King's one? Whatever the new ship is. 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:55.160 I'm telling you right now, I don't know how people 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.679 get through it, Like people be knowing stories and quote 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.480 and ship, and I'm like, who told you? I told 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.440 you I used to do that admissions. We had to 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.439 recap it. And then I got a little bit. I 0:12:03.559 --> 0:12:08.319 felt dumb, I'm sure. Also I was with someone if 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:09.959 you if you're listening to the show and you remember, 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.800 I don't know who it was, who was a little religious. 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:14.120 Maybe he was my homeboy Dennis, and they were like 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.000 flipped to a page in the Bible, let's point to 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.280 it and see what your fatal be and the fate 0:12:18.360 --> 0:12:24.920 and the page was something about adultery. Yeah, you're gonna cheat, absolutely, 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:27.160 And I was like this left on the right path. 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:30.320 How is life? How was life? Well, let's get into it. 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.120 I know you got a vanilla ship. For those of 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.280 you all listening to us for the first time, Hello, 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.120 all of you whites, we have a second I'm sorry, 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:41.320 we have a segment called vanilla Ship. And no we 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.680 are not talking about your skin. We're actually talking about 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:47.560 sex and the news. So give it to be fair. 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.920 The white people that listen to our decision be lit 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.480 and they don't do that out and they never do 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:54.800 black sense, which is why I really like the white 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.199 people to listen to this show. Yeah, however, how that 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:59.800 catched me outside. However that when I jumped on the stage. 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.000 But when we go to the meet and greet, you'd 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:05.920 be real quick to tell the white girls bait because 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.880 they have bigger ass. Yeah. I mean everyone has a 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:11.400 bigger as. There's a white woman shape. When you fun 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.760 black eyes, your mom has it. She got a fat ass. 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:17.120 That's the same mom got no as, My mama got titties. Okay, 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:24.440 I thought she had hips or something some from the front. Okay, 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:29.480 So today's vanilla ship. Men with small penises have this 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:34.199 advantage over well hung guys. So size does matter. When 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.240 it comes to salary, but not in the way you think. 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:40.319 A survey done by Bizarre found that the biggest earners 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.120 tend to have the smallest penises. It's funny enough, because 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:47.360 we said would to determine whether penis proportions comprehend to 0:13:47.480 --> 0:13:50.880 paycheck size, and e commerce site recruited almost a thousand 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:53.480 men to answer questions about work, salary and dimensions of 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:58.560 their manhood. They found that men with penises measuring seven 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.160 to eight inches earned an average of thirty five thousand 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.440 to fifty thousand per year. Meanwhile, men with three inch 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.960 penises the threshold for a micro penis, made an average 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:11.760 salary salary of about seventy six thousand on average was 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:15.040 definitely larger by some or whatever. Not only double but 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:18.360 four inch penises were more likely to get promoted. However, 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:21.880 the well endowed shouldn't fret too much as the eight 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:24.480 inch the eight inch size is the optimal size for 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:26.680 making a woman climax, so at least there's that. They 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:31.080 found that, um, the artists had the highest number of 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:35.560 eight inch penises, while bankers had the most micro penises. Damn, 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:39.640 artists do be having big old dicks in maybe broke, bitch. 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:44.480 I'm not saying Jeeves was broke. Bro You're an artist. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.520 And it's funny because when I think about artsy men 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.520 and I want to take salary out of this artsy 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:56.160 men men that painted Drew wrote Hospital Dick Jeeves the 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.160 man before that that I dated. I sucked a few 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.440 Williamsburg niggas. All of them had huge dicks, and we're 0:15:01.520 --> 0:15:04.680 just like super creative, and I wonder what that Maybe 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:07.920 that's why we gotta go pussy. You gotta be creative 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:12.560 where artists. But we were both corporate before we elevated 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.480 above it. That doesn't mean our pussy just changed because 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.640 we changed career. I'm fucking better now because you've got 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:20.960 more time because if we're not doing a fucking Monday 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:24.920 through Friday nine to five, like I literally it's crazy 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:26.920 because I've been I think I talked about this on Patren. 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.440 I've been watching this show called The Industry, and bitch, 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.400 I gave up a lot of my life to a job, 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:36.240 and I was just like fuck. I remember some weeks 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:40.120 clocking seventy hours and I was like, how the funk? 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:43.120 I was literally fitting in disappointments at four am and 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.200 leaving that nigga's house in Jersey to go to fucking 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:50.520 Times Square. That ship was crazy. So now you you 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:53.320 can kind of enjoy more sex because you're not thinking 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:58.040 of all the stress of fucking work. Really, I think so, 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:00.520 I mean, I don't know. This is is my thought 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:04.480 on that. I think. Okay, I think age played a factor. 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:06.120 The older I got, the better at sex I was 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.760 because I think I knew what I wanted more. I'm 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:14.400 able to tell who's a better fucker. I'm for real, 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.920 like I could look at someone now and like, I 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.120 know by the way we have a we know someone, 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:21.200 not that you were ever fued, just a mutual person. 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.600 We know. Two girls into Loom that I ran into 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:24.920 was like you know so, and so I was like yeah. 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:30.200 She was like his dick is huge? Oh I don't 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.400 even want to think about that. Have you just don't 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:33.880 want to think of it for a second. Does he 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:35.440 seem like he has a big dick? Think of the 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:39.880 way he acts? No? Right, No, that was one where 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:43.480 I was also I just don't look at men of 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:47.240 his caliber I think about whether his dick is big 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.000 or not. But anyway, I'm bringing it up to say, 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.320 like there was a moment I shared with him, and 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.760 I mean, obviously our relationship is platonic, where we were 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:57.280 having a conversation and I was like, this motherfucker is confident. 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:00.680 It's not the money. He's got a fucking attitude. What 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:03.000 is it? And I was like, his dick must be huge. 0:17:03.480 --> 0:17:06.520 It has to be used if when you like Sometimes 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:10.560 I've just found that when men not arrogance, I'm talking 0:17:10.560 --> 0:17:12.720 about when like you just like they got a big 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:14.680 dick walk. Well, no, there is a big dick walk, 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:17.359 but there's a big dick aura. There's big dick energy. 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:19.399 It's a real thing. We've talked about this forever a 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:22.800 b d E my nigga, Like it's a theme. And 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.160 that's why I talked hell of shit about gamers because 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:26.760 I don't think they have big dick energy. But what 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:28.400 do you mean? I'm just not going to talk about 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:30.639 gamers here because I've been getting attacked for almost the 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:35.120 last month now because I said that fucking most gamers 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.280 have mediocre sex. Why do you think that? I just 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.240 think because no nigga that I've ever dealt with that 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:42.640 has dicked me down the way I've been dicked down. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.800 Play video games but do you know anyone to play 0:17:45.119 --> 0:17:47.560 and their dick wasn't that great. So according to my 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:50.880 experience and my statistics, that's what I said. And they 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.920 took it all offensively. But why why do you think 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.520 that you just said so? But not only that, I 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:58.080 think they spent a lot more time there. I don't 0:17:58.080 --> 0:18:01.359 think they prioritize correctly. Um, And unless you make millions 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:03.880 of dollars as a competitor gamer, I think a lot 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:06.400 of them more so fall into the just broke category. 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:10.160 What you think people that play video here? I just said, 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:16.200 unless they play, unless they play complet competitively, dude, Yes, Mandy, 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:19.640 what I want a lie? I played like a video game, 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:22.760 like for an hour night, But that that is not 0:18:22.880 --> 0:18:25.640 the same as if I had I had a console. 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:28.600 That is not the same as a constegain and I 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:31.520 fucking have great pussy. I know it, it's confirmed. But 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:33.840 if the same is what I'm talking about, like you're 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:37.560 bringing something else completely like I'm talking about, but I'm 0:18:37.600 --> 0:18:40.440 talking about even there was there's there's two things recently 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:44.480 that went viral. Uh Thanksgiving Day night, there were gamers 0:18:44.520 --> 0:18:48.240 on mattresses outside of Games Stop. They chose to wait 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:50.879 for the drop of a console over spending time with 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:53.840 their family to me red Flag. Then there was also 0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:56.879 another woman who in the middle of labor in the 0:18:56.920 --> 0:19:00.880 hospital guest Fellas we understand, labor sometimes can be hours. 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:03.960 He was standing in the labor room playing his video 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:06.720 games and she's like, I can't believe he's not even 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:08.919 paying the attention as I'm about to give birth to 0:19:08.920 --> 0:19:12.600 our child. But that's what I'm saying. So again, I 0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:14.959 don't have to see here. And again I don't know 0:19:15.119 --> 0:19:19.560 all gamers personally. Based off of my experience and based 0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:22.119 off of what I've seen and other women that I 0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:24.520 know who have dated gamers, this is my taste, so 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:26.680 I will say this. The only two guys I've dated 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:34.160 that played video games were Jeeves and lover Boy. Great lovers. However, Jesus, 0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:37.639 Jesus pussy fucking me making out with me. He was 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.720 awesome at it. He was a great a fucker. I'll 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:44.760 send you this clip, but uh, I don't know. I 0:19:44.760 --> 0:19:47.480 didn't find and he played some weird ass like Zelda games. 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:50.880 Lover Boy like to play basketball games. But I did 0:19:50.920 --> 0:19:53.280 find it, like unless I spent all day with them, 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.159 then they'd play video games. Around me maybe right just 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:57.280 for like whatever whatever time, but and they're off time 0:19:57.320 --> 0:19:59.880 for me, that's what they enjoyed. I the only reason 0:19:59.880 --> 0:20:01.679 I don't think video games are so nuts Like I 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:04.080 used to when I was a kid, I didn't like 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:06.760 it too much, like teenager age. But now I just 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:09.199 think that there's one a lot of downtime into like 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:11.200 it's a release. And now that I live in New York, 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:15.480 it's so fucking cold, like you spend less time with 0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:18.320 people like That's how why I started playing games. You know, 0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:21.680 I play this diner game. Dude, I'd be up making 0:20:21.720 --> 0:20:25.800 hamburgers all night. That is crazy that it is dumb, 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:27.359 but I like doing it. I don't know, it's like 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:30.000 a good When I get frustrated, I start doing it 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:31.399