Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. This is the
Speaker 1: girl may to be a K pick sign a K
Speaker 1: apparently have to keep peck the sign we came to
Speaker 1: to note. Also, we talked about it. You said I
Speaker 1: couldn't get rid of it. It's a part of me,
Speaker 1: So I guess strap is attached. I also want to
Speaker 1: shout out, you know, I have never had so many
Speaker 1: Amy's and Karen's and I mean Ashley. I know that's
Speaker 1: like I guess every ethnicity name, but the white girls
Speaker 1: that are following us currently, it's fucking wild. Um man,
Speaker 1: Hey with a w uh, let's let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: So two weeks ago we had someone here names Sophia.
Speaker 1: That's our bitch. Let's just talk about a few rules
Speaker 1: for this African American show, Jesus, one of which is
Speaker 1: that there is some N word usage, and by that
Speaker 1: I mean my nigga. We're gonna say nigga. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about O niggas, niggas. We fuck niggas with big dicks.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've had with one of them niggas,
Speaker 1: but you can't call them that so much so to wear.
Speaker 1: I have yet to make up a nickname for my
Speaker 1: nigga because apparently I just say my nigga every time
Speaker 1: I talk about I don't know how to come up
Speaker 1: with a nickname for him. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: call him. And let's I call him zoom dick. I
Speaker 1: mean I met him on Zoom. I can't call him
Speaker 1: zoom Zoom zoom zoom boom boom boom boom Zoopernova, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be my name. That's from zenas Zedis looks from
Speaker 1: fucking the Disney show. The white girls will know that show.
Speaker 1: So okay, maybe I'm a name my nigga American rules.
Speaker 1: So ladies have a look at and gentlemen have a
Speaker 1: look at a man named Dr Umar and I want
Speaker 1: you to watch. I want you to watch highlights when
Speaker 1: he said this isn't African's ownly live. Let me explains
Speaker 1: horrible decisions to you. When we started this show, I
Speaker 1: actually told Mandy like I want this to be for everybody,
Speaker 1: but turns out it's not. Well. I was quick, like
Speaker 1: man them crackles, I don't say that word. I love
Speaker 1: I love Tris gits, wheaties, all of them. However, this
Speaker 1: show is for black people. We encourage white people that
Speaker 1: are trying to understand us, understand what pisces us off,
Speaker 1: and also who are woke and can feel or have
Speaker 1: black friends or want something close to that. Right, maybe
Speaker 1: you live in you talk like Sophie and you ain't
Speaker 1: really see a niggas like that either. We are having
Speaker 1: to be a part of this experience. But what you
Speaker 1: need to do is respect the space. And space is
Speaker 1: a black one, so Latina adjacent, and and and and
Speaker 1: Indian adjacent and any other color in between. But this
Speaker 1: is something that's for us. This is why Horrible Decisions
Speaker 1: is what it is. We made this sex pod and
Speaker 1: have turned it into what it is because we realize
Speaker 1: that there aren't areas for people that are like us,
Speaker 1: look like us, and that have these same experiences enjoy them.
Speaker 1: You guys love a Dave Chappelle, he'd be talking about
Speaker 1: some nigga ship. You don't get either, So welcome to
Speaker 1: our black ass world. And just that you're not going
Speaker 1: to police these comments. I'm trying to defund the police, bitch,
Speaker 1: So you're not about to come in these comments and
Speaker 1: say what if Sylphia did that to you? Well, she
Speaker 1: won't and she can't. It's not her. She sheds with
Speaker 1: the ship, my nigga. Ironically, that is one right that
Speaker 1: whites do not have, so fucking like, yeah, no, there
Speaker 1: were a lot of comments that came about talking about
Speaker 1: oh my god, y'all came out there with your white
Speaker 1: voices and oh my god, yes, like you cannot appropriate us,
Speaker 1: although y'all are black, fishing the funk out of here
Speaker 1: trying to be black women want to be so Sophia
Speaker 1: was really funny. I wrote her like last night, I
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, what the fund is that? With these comments?
Speaker 1: She's like, dude, I don't know. I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of our stool like racists just followed me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They just came in there and tried to you know.
Speaker 1: But I will say this, she was Hella comfortable. She
Speaker 1: was She didn't one moment like we made her uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: She was down. I think she she wrote with the
Speaker 1: punches and we made it fun um. So yeah, just
Speaker 1: know that. Also, if you want to hear about me
Speaker 1: fucking white guys, I think the first seventy five episodes
Speaker 1: I was on A would go into actually, okay, and
Speaker 1: I might throw one in there for you. Okay, I
Speaker 1: might because now that I'm moving back to Elliott, you know,
Speaker 1: I might. Wait. Hospital Dick was white, right and he wait,
Speaker 1: hospital Dick is black as fun. Oh I don't know what, Andrea, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: Jeus was the last white guy then, so technically they
Speaker 1: might be able to get up to like episode hut
Speaker 1: and heaves with the hospital to his big old cat,
Speaker 1: which that dick was so big. I laughed when I
Speaker 1: saw it. I think I said. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know you caying it? And then he used to
Speaker 1: tell me about like women he's dated and jeeves super woke,
Speaker 1: so he's not about to be like, yeah, I've been
Speaker 1: with a black girl. So then he'll like talk about
Speaker 1: a story and I'll be like, she doesn't sound like you,
Speaker 1: she sounds like me. And I was like, these are
Speaker 1: why black girls to do, because you and your fucking
Speaker 1: ankle dangling Dick, we're compatible. Also, um shout out to
Speaker 1: our patrons, those of y'all who are all caught up
Speaker 1: with horrible decisions and what more bonus content y'all know,
Speaker 1: y'all can go on over to Patreon dot com back
Speaker 1: slash horrible Decisions. I just wanted to bring up. We
Speaker 1: recently had a town hall where again I just want
Speaker 1: to shout out this man named Marshall. Marshall had the
Speaker 1: girls in the comments and he found a black queen
Speaker 1: daring a banda Ashley Madison. If you guys don't know
Speaker 1: what that website is, figure it out. It is known
Speaker 1: for I believe, like having affairs, but it also could
Speaker 1: be for just like wealthy men and you know, who
Speaker 1: are looking at a beautiful women and which she was.
Speaker 1: And what the funny part is is when we were
Speaker 1: on the town hall with him, do you guys want
Speaker 1: to hear check that episode out over to our Patreon.
Speaker 1: But so him and his girl dreampt in and I
Speaker 1: was like, Marshall, like why you got the black girl
Speaker 1: because she'd be looking for you, And He's like, no,
Speaker 1: I actually she does. Now that is that that's how
Speaker 1: you right there? Now, White girls listen up normally. I
Speaker 1: really believe when white boys beating black girls, it's because
Speaker 1: y'all have been laughing blacking in the food department, and
Speaker 1: we will figure out how to help you. I want
Speaker 1: to help all my white I ain't gonna call my
Speaker 1: white sisters, but my white you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: My friends help them elevate in the food department. But
Speaker 1: this girl, I think her pussy was so magnificent. He
Speaker 1: was like, I'll do the chicken. I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: I love it. We'll get a deep friar. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do this, babe. I love it. I'm here for in
Speaker 1: and everything. I'm here for it. So today's episode, you guys,
Speaker 1: we know it's Christmas coming up soon. We're gonna try
Speaker 1: to talk about Christmas, even though you know I'm I'm
Speaker 1: kind of Jewish. So I was about to say, you
Speaker 1: don't even celebrate. You do, but you don't, right, So
Speaker 1: this is what happens. Did I ever talk about when
Speaker 1: I was growing up, how my mom would trick my
Speaker 1: dad into thinking, No, I didn't. I don't think so,
Speaker 1: for those of you don't know, my mom is black,
Speaker 1: my father's from Israel. My dad was super against us
Speaker 1: doing Christmas stuff because my I'm converted most Jews very
Speaker 1: you know, religious Jews you have to convert in order
Speaker 1: to marry. So my mom converted, and you know, but
Speaker 1: she was still going to church on the side and
Speaker 1: ship so we moved into this big gass house when
Speaker 1: I was growing up. You remember the house. My mom
Speaker 1: was like, hey, no way, I'm not doing Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1: So the Jew that my father is, my mom comes
Speaker 1: up with the best lies she could. She comes downstairs.
Speaker 1: She was like, look, we're going to get fined by
Speaker 1: the homeowners association if we don't put up Christmas lights.
Speaker 1: It has to be a treat, it has to be light.
Speaker 1: But it's illegal, it's illegal. She's like, we have to
Speaker 1: do it. My father takes me in the car. We
Speaker 1: go to woman, get everything, get something to get to everything,
Speaker 1: and we fucking put these lights something. And I felt
Speaker 1: so bad. And you know, my dad kind of big hand,
Speaker 1: no athletic man. He was up on that ladder and
Speaker 1: his ship, Christmas bows, everything. So the one thing that
Speaker 1: they decided on was blue and white like Israel colors.
Speaker 1: So now, so now what we do is every Christmas
Speaker 1: because when I was working at nine to five, it
Speaker 1: was the time I had off. We just say we're
Speaker 1: giving our Hanka gifts on this day because of my
Speaker 1: It's so funny. I don't know if it is me
Speaker 1: just being in New York, or if a lot of
Speaker 1: men I'm dealing with have a checkered past. A lot
Speaker 1: of the men I've dated recently, including I'm not just
Speaker 1: gonna include I'm not gonna name names, but over the
Speaker 1: last I would say six years, majority of them have
Speaker 1: been Muslim. Really, yes, what does that say about you?
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I'm like, they all go to jail.
Speaker 1: I just don't understand how I'm meeting all of these
Speaker 1: black men because growing up in Florida Islam Like yeah,
Speaker 1: like like they don't that's but but it still does count.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, but like a lot of them do
Speaker 1: not celebrate Christmas. So like I'm even getting to where
Speaker 1: I'm like, even my partner now, I'm like, uh so
Speaker 1: we don't exchange gifts on the December because it's December.
Speaker 1: Deaths it. We don't have to name it a Christmas interesting,
Speaker 1: But I'm being a day everything club listen. So I'm
Speaker 1: just like, damn, I really am noticing that for the
Speaker 1: last couple of years, my nigga, what everybody I had
Speaker 1: a nigga like me, are you my nigga? Nigga? Y'all
Speaker 1: don't even know at one point, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: At one point, I even had a Muslim bay on
Speaker 1: the show. Remember I was talking about him. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he took you to He took me to a motherfucking
Speaker 1: vegan spot and really tried to school me on why
Speaker 1: bacon was so bad for me. He was Muslim, you
Speaker 1: know what? To me, So he doesn't eat bacon, but
Speaker 1: he respects the fact that I do. He's not gonna
Speaker 1: tell me what I can. I can make greens and bacon. No,
Speaker 1: so now I do smoked turkey and my greens when
Speaker 1: he comes over, even my uh my cabbage, I do
Speaker 1: smoked turkey. I donna don't. Don't we gonna help y'all
Speaker 1: with a look greens, uh recipe. But no. But to me,
Speaker 1: it's just like, okay, how Muslim are you? If you
Speaker 1: eat shrimp and you pussy and eat some pussy. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I won't eat bacon. But I mean,
Speaker 1: Muslim Islam is the biggest religion in the world, I think, right, yeah, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know on it. Maybe I think I learned
Speaker 1: that from facts. No, I mean, I'm gonna be real
Speaker 1: with you. I do find Muslims. To me, I've dated
Speaker 1: maybe one or two, and I did think that they
Speaker 1: were the most at peace people. Oh my man is
Speaker 1: so at peace. And that is one thing like I
Speaker 1: don't know if they're learning that through Muslim and and
Speaker 1: by the way, maybe that through Muslim, I'm being learning
Speaker 1: that through Islam. I'm sorry, but I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We've had a conversations about having a
Speaker 1: Muslim girl on UM. I've also wanted to have anyone
Speaker 1: UM if you know you know anything about FGM for
Speaker 1: those of you don't know, that's female general mutilation. UM.
Speaker 1: There's some Muslim communities that do still do that. So
Speaker 1: I really have been wanting to have somebody come on
Speaker 1: and discussed out with us. But no, I feel like
Speaker 1: Muslim people are more at peace than men. I've always
Speaker 1: found them to be more respectful and chivalless, and they
Speaker 1: just fine. It's like a whole bunch of Malcolm X.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but they're really intellectual
Speaker 1: and fine. That's what it is. Maybe they maybe it's
Speaker 1: an easier read then the Bible, because that ship is
Speaker 1: far out. It's like fucking reading Shakespeare. Try to give
Speaker 1: it a try. One time I was I was in
Speaker 1: a hotel the no bullshit, and the electricity went out
Speaker 1: right my phone died. It was fucked. I was in Miami.
Speaker 1: I was like, what am I going to read in
Speaker 1: here the Bible? That ship is born as hell? We
Speaker 1: don't need because I'm telling you right now, I fucking
Speaker 1: read one page and I was like, no, you only
Speaker 1: got through one page. Is why they sin because they
Speaker 1: can't finish it. What is it? Is it a reversed
Speaker 1: or revised or the King's one? Whatever the new ship is.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I don't know how people
Speaker 1: get through it, Like people be knowing stories and quote
Speaker 1: and ship, and I'm like, who told you? I told
Speaker 1: you I used to do that admissions. We had to
Speaker 1: recap it. And then I got a little bit. I
Speaker 1: felt dumb, I'm sure. Also I was with someone if
Speaker 1: you if you're listening to the show and you remember,
Speaker 1: I don't know who it was, who was a little religious.
Speaker 1: Maybe he was my homeboy Dennis, and they were like
Speaker 1: flipped to a page in the Bible, let's point to
Speaker 1: it and see what your fatal be and the fate
Speaker 1: and the page was something about adultery. Yeah, you're gonna cheat, absolutely,
Speaker 1: And I was like this left on the right path.
Speaker 1: How is life? How was life? Well, let's get into it.
Speaker 1: I know you got a vanilla ship. For those of
Speaker 1: you all listening to us for the first time, Hello,
Speaker 1: all of you whites, we have a second I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we have a segment called vanilla Ship. And no we
Speaker 1: are not talking about your skin. We're actually talking about
Speaker 1: sex and the news. So give it to be fair.
Speaker 1: The white people that listen to our decision be lit
Speaker 1: and they don't do that out and they never do
Speaker 1: black sense, which is why I really like the white
Speaker 1: people to listen to this show. Yeah, however, how that
Speaker 1: catched me outside. However that when I jumped on the stage.
Speaker 1: But when we go to the meet and greet, you'd
Speaker 1: be real quick to tell the white girls bait because
Speaker 1: they have bigger ass. Yeah. I mean everyone has a
Speaker 1: bigger as. There's a white woman shape. When you fun
Speaker 1: black eyes, your mom has it. She got a fat ass.
Speaker 1: That's the same mom got no as, My mama got titties. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought she had hips or something some from the front. Okay,
Speaker 1: So today's vanilla ship. Men with small penises have this
Speaker 1: advantage over well hung guys. So size does matter. When
Speaker 1: it comes to salary, but not in the way you think.
Speaker 1: A survey done by Bizarre found that the biggest earners
Speaker 1: tend to have the smallest penises. It's funny enough, because
Speaker 1: we said would to determine whether penis proportions comprehend to
Speaker 1: paycheck size, and e commerce site recruited almost a thousand
Speaker 1: men to answer questions about work, salary and dimensions of
Speaker 1: their manhood. They found that men with penises measuring seven
Speaker 1: to eight inches earned an average of thirty five thousand
Speaker 1: to fifty thousand per year. Meanwhile, men with three inch
Speaker 1: penises the threshold for a micro penis, made an average
Speaker 1: salary salary of about seventy six thousand on average was
Speaker 1: definitely larger by some or whatever. Not only double but
Speaker 1: four inch penises were more likely to get promoted. However,
Speaker 1: the well endowed shouldn't fret too much as the eight
Speaker 1: inch the eight inch size is the optimal size for
Speaker 1: making a woman climax, so at least there's that. They
Speaker 1: found that, um, the artists had the highest number of
Speaker 1: eight inch penises, while bankers had the most micro penises. Damn,
Speaker 1: artists do be having big old dicks in maybe broke, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying Jeeves was broke. Bro You're an artist.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because when I think about artsy men
Speaker 1: and I want to take salary out of this artsy
Speaker 1: men men that painted Drew wrote Hospital Dick Jeeves the
Speaker 1: man before that that I dated. I sucked a few
Speaker 1: Williamsburg niggas. All of them had huge dicks, and we're
Speaker 1: just like super creative, and I wonder what that Maybe
Speaker 1: that's why we gotta go pussy. You gotta be creative
Speaker 1: where artists. But we were both corporate before we elevated
Speaker 1: above it. That doesn't mean our pussy just changed because
Speaker 1: we changed career. I'm fucking better now because you've got
Speaker 1: more time because if we're not doing a fucking Monday
Speaker 1: through Friday nine to five, like I literally it's crazy
Speaker 1: because I've been I think I talked about this on Patren.
Speaker 1: I've been watching this show called The Industry, and bitch,
Speaker 1: I gave up a lot of my life to a job,
Speaker 1: and I was just like fuck. I remember some weeks
Speaker 1: clocking seventy hours and I was like, how the funk?
Speaker 1: I was literally fitting in disappointments at four am and
Speaker 1: leaving that nigga's house in Jersey to go to fucking
Speaker 1: Times Square. That ship was crazy. So now you you
Speaker 1: can kind of enjoy more sex because you're not thinking
Speaker 1: of all the stress of fucking work. Really, I think so,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. This is is my thought
Speaker 1: on that. I think. Okay, I think age played a factor.
Speaker 1: The older I got, the better at sex I was
Speaker 1: because I think I knew what I wanted more. I'm
Speaker 1: able to tell who's a better fucker. I'm for real,
Speaker 1: like I could look at someone now and like, I
Speaker 1: know by the way we have a we know someone,
Speaker 1: not that you were ever fued, just a mutual person.
Speaker 1: We know. Two girls into Loom that I ran into
Speaker 1: was like you know so, and so I was like yeah.
Speaker 1: She was like his dick is huge? Oh I don't
Speaker 1: even want to think about that. Have you just don't
Speaker 1: want to think of it for a second. Does he
Speaker 1: seem like he has a big dick? Think of the
Speaker 1: way he acts? No? Right, No, that was one where
Speaker 1: I was also I just don't look at men of
Speaker 1: his caliber I think about whether his dick is big
Speaker 1: or not. But anyway, I'm bringing it up to say,
Speaker 1: like there was a moment I shared with him, and
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously our relationship is platonic, where we were
Speaker 1: having a conversation and I was like, this motherfucker is confident.
Speaker 1: It's not the money. He's got a fucking attitude. What
Speaker 1: is it? And I was like, his dick must be huge.
Speaker 1: It has to be used if when you like Sometimes
Speaker 1: I've just found that when men not arrogance, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about when like you just like they got a big
Speaker 1: dick walk. Well, no, there is a big dick walk,
Speaker 1: but there's a big dick aura. There's big dick energy.
Speaker 1: It's a real thing. We've talked about this forever a
Speaker 1: b d E my nigga, Like it's a theme. And
Speaker 1: that's why I talked hell of shit about gamers because
Speaker 1: I don't think they have big dick energy. But what
Speaker 1: do you mean? I'm just not going to talk about
Speaker 1: gamers here because I've been getting attacked for almost the
Speaker 1: last month now because I said that fucking most gamers
Speaker 1: have mediocre sex. Why do you think that? I just
Speaker 1: think because no nigga that I've ever dealt with that
Speaker 1: has dicked me down the way I've been dicked down.
Speaker 1: Play video games but do you know anyone to play
Speaker 1: and their dick wasn't that great. So according to my
Speaker 1: experience and my statistics, that's what I said. And they
Speaker 1: took it all offensively. But why why do you think
Speaker 1: that you just said so? But not only that, I
Speaker 1: think they spent a lot more time there. I don't
Speaker 1: think they prioritize correctly. Um, And unless you make millions
Speaker 1: of dollars as a competitor gamer, I think a lot
Speaker 1: of them more so fall into the just broke category.
Speaker 1: What you think people that play video here? I just said,
Speaker 1: unless they play, unless they play complet competitively, dude, Yes, Mandy,
Speaker 1: what I want a lie? I played like a video game,
Speaker 1: like for an hour night, But that that is not
Speaker 1: the same as if I had I had a console.
Speaker 1: That is not the same as a constegain and I
Speaker 1: fucking have great pussy. I know it, it's confirmed. But
Speaker 1: if the same is what I'm talking about, like you're
Speaker 1: bringing something else completely like I'm talking about, but I'm
Speaker 1: talking about even there was there's there's two things recently
Speaker 1: that went viral. Uh Thanksgiving Day night, there were gamers
Speaker 1: on mattresses outside of Games Stop. They chose to wait
Speaker 1: for the drop of a console over spending time with
Speaker 1: their family to me red Flag. Then there was also
Speaker 1: another woman who in the middle of labor in the
Speaker 1: hospital guest Fellas we understand, labor sometimes can be hours.
Speaker 1: He was standing in the labor room playing his video
Speaker 1: games and she's like, I can't believe he's not even
Speaker 1: paying the attention as I'm about to give birth to
Speaker 1: our child. But that's what I'm saying. So again, I
Speaker 1: don't have to see here. And again I don't know
Speaker 1: all gamers personally. Based off of my experience and based
Speaker 1: off of what I've seen and other women that I
Speaker 1: know who have dated gamers, this is my taste, so
Speaker 1: I will say this. The only two guys I've dated
Speaker 1: that played video games were Jeeves and lover Boy. Great lovers. However, Jesus,
Speaker 1: Jesus pussy fucking me making out with me. He was
Speaker 1: awesome at it. He was a great a fucker. I'll
Speaker 1: send you this clip, but uh, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't find and he played some weird ass like Zelda games.
Speaker 1: Lover Boy like to play basketball games. But I did
Speaker 1: find it, like unless I spent all day with them,
Speaker 1: then they'd play video games. Around me maybe right just
Speaker 1: for like whatever whatever time, but and they're off time
Speaker 1: for me, that's what they enjoyed. I the only reason
Speaker 1: I don't think video games are so nuts Like I
Speaker 1: used to when I was a kid, I didn't like
Speaker 1: it too much, like teenager age. But now I just
Speaker 1: think that there's one a lot of downtime into like
Speaker 1: it's a release. And now that I live in New York,
Speaker 1: it's so fucking cold, like you spend less time with
Speaker 1: people like That's how why I started playing games. You know,
Speaker 1: I play this diner game. Dude, I'd be up making
Speaker 1: hamburgers all night. That is crazy that it is dumb,
Speaker 1: but I like doing it. I don't know, it's like
Speaker 1: a good When I get frustrated, I start doing it
Speaker 1: like I feel like it's like a release, like we
Speaker 1: all need something else to do. But anyway, so our
Speaker 1: horror or of this week, Okay, I feel like we
Speaker 1: don't really center too many tips about gay men unless
Speaker 1: we have a gay man on the show. But obviously
Speaker 1: it's because we don't have dicks, so maybe we can't help.
Speaker 1: But that doesn't matter, because we're going to help you today,
Speaker 1: to you and your gay mother nast. I only know
Speaker 1: a few games by name that listened to the show.
Speaker 1: But here we go. So twelve tips. I'm gonna pick
Speaker 1: my favorites. Number one, squeeze your hole when he's inside
Speaker 1: of you. Well, this could be then just anal sex
Speaker 1: tips if they're not all about anal um. As bottoms,
Speaker 1: you definitely need to loosen your hold wide enough to insert.
Speaker 1: But once it's all in there and you're warmed up,
Speaker 1: squeeze it. Um, when he's penetrating you, the pressure feels
Speaker 1: good for him and you both. Um, switching condoms between partners, honest,
Speaker 1: obviously right now. Hands should always be busy. Um, So
Speaker 1: when you're touching their chest, you could be jerking them off. Um.
Speaker 1: There's all types of thing holding their hands, but keep
Speaker 1: your keep your hands active during gay sex. I like
Speaker 1: this one a lot, Maybe even when they're sucking your
Speaker 1: dick if you could reach, depending on the size, jerking
Speaker 1: them off. But um, yes, that's right. We all have
Speaker 1: key gold muscles, right, Um, so make sure you're doing
Speaker 1: that if you're topping when you're inside, moving it up
Speaker 1: and down different places. It could feel really good for
Speaker 1: someone who's bottoming, especially if they're loose cock rings. Vibrating
Speaker 1: cock rings can be really really, really really fun because
Speaker 1: it gives men a full body orgasm. Now, um, spreading
Speaker 1: your cheeks can be super sexy. Make sure that you're
Speaker 1: spreading opening that ship up. It could be really hot.
Speaker 1: Another one that I like is with four play doubling up.
Speaker 1: The four play for time and tease. Um, and they
Speaker 1: talk a lot about missionary anal um I putting a
Speaker 1: pillow up under your butt to lift you up a
Speaker 1: little bit easier, I've um for those of you who
Speaker 1: are maybe considering doing anal, I think we automatically go
Speaker 1: to doggy style, but I've actually felt it so much
Speaker 1: easier to take dick missionary. Um. Yes because active, I
Speaker 1: don't know, but it's way easier for it to go
Speaker 1: in and it's just more enjoyable for me. I also
Speaker 1: want to shout out. This comes from Pride dot Com.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you saw the author of this article.
Speaker 1: It's Zachary Zane, who was a recent here on the Tips.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Zachary, shout out to him. Um, I
Speaker 1: love this tip, Zachary. People kiss the way they like
Speaker 1: being kissed, so understand how you're being kissed. If they
Speaker 1: use a lot of tongue, they want tongue in return.
Speaker 1: If they're deep throating your dick there, that's probably how
Speaker 1: they like to receive oral Now, this was because obviously
Speaker 1: this isn't a straight tip, right, but if they're deep
Speaker 1: throating you, they probably like being deep throated too. And
Speaker 1: this is interesting because when I eat pussy, I generally
Speaker 1: eat pussy on how I like mind being eight That
Speaker 1: makes sense, right, So I really thought that was good. Um,
Speaker 1: it isn't always the case because some subs prefer doms,
Speaker 1: like obviously back and forth, but I thought that was
Speaker 1: a really good tip. I do like that tip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this episode is all about love spells, and I have
Speaker 1: talked about on our Patreon episode how I wanted to
Speaker 1: get a first that I thought was put on me
Speaker 1: broken in Mexico, and I just kind of felt like
Speaker 1: I was always depressed and had a lot of anxiety,
Speaker 1: and I was like somebody put some shi it on
Speaker 1: me that like it had to happen, right, Like I
Speaker 1: just was really feeling like that, And obviously I could
Speaker 1: be in my own head. But for you witches and
Speaker 1: breuhas out there, y'all feel me if you're into astrology,
Speaker 1: I think to any like point in time, like you
Speaker 1: can feel that sometimes like maybe it really was. So
Speaker 1: when I was there, she spoke great English and we
Speaker 1: had a lot of talk about spells, and I told
Speaker 1: her what I did for a living, and we had
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. And even though I don't need
Speaker 1: some of the spells that she talked about and talked
Speaker 1: about them with her. I also checked in with Amelia
Speaker 1: Ortiz shout outs to her UM. She was also on
Speaker 1: our show who talked about how to break uh chords
Speaker 1: with someone UM. But if you're going through breakup, I
Speaker 1: think she was episode eighty eight. So there's a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff about witches in their power, and what I
Speaker 1: want to say is anybody can be a witch. Right,
Speaker 1: this is all of your energy, how much effort you're
Speaker 1: willing to put in A shout out to maj Gonna.
Speaker 1: I know she UM helped me feed people out of
Speaker 1: Mission once from our Patreon. She's a witch. Maybe she
Speaker 1: could share some stuff with us. But I found these
Speaker 1: that I really like and I want to share them.
Speaker 1: So throughout history, which is back in the day, and
Speaker 1: you don't already know this, you're about to hear a
Speaker 1: whole lot of weekly talking about for me because but
Speaker 1: you know, I don't believe in the spells and the
Speaker 1: voodoo and the stars and moons. Well in history, right,
Speaker 1: so which is in in history, a lot of them
Speaker 1: were known as adultresses, are known as prostitutes, right, and
Speaker 1: they would beheaded for that, um, they believed they were
Speaker 1: using such sex magic. I read a book, um which
Speaker 1: is Bitches and Something I think, and Kristen came out.
Speaker 1: Yeah she was a witch and she talked about sex magic. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, back in the day, which is where people
Speaker 1: that were sucking, there were women that could just if
Speaker 1: they were you know, had wide hips and they looked
Speaker 1: super sexual. They'd fucking put you on tropic being a
Speaker 1: little bitch. I would have been on yo. Okay, man,
Speaker 1: I would have to snake because these hips, baby, look
Speaker 1: like they childbearing and they're not. But niggas be ready
Speaker 1: to get up an easy hips baby, Well not literally
Speaker 1: my hips, but we see my hips spread, which I
Speaker 1: love being bent over. So there's a few spells that
Speaker 1: I want to talk about called binding spells. Now, why
Speaker 1: I want to bring this up is because not only
Speaker 1: from my Latino friends, I've heard this, Mandy, I know
Speaker 1: you've heard these two. Nope, I really believe you've heard
Speaker 1: this one. Let me see, a lot of people in
Speaker 1: island culture talk about the binding spells blood in the spaghetti.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, and uh p and the T so
Speaker 1: you never heard being the T one? Okay. So it
Speaker 1: says in cultures African American, Sicilian folk magic, um An
Speaker 1: Island Caribbean culture, it is believed that serving menstrual blood
Speaker 1: to a man will capture his sexual attention. Disgusting. You
Speaker 1: don't even need a spell to go along with it. Supposedly,
Speaker 1: the woman sent is added to the man's consciousness and
Speaker 1: he'll either become obsessed with her, commit her, commit to her,
Speaker 1: never stray. Depending on the owner of the period blood
Speaker 1: and what they're trying to achieve in the intensity of it,
Speaker 1: the way it works all has to do with pheromones.
Speaker 1: So in these cultures, men are often worn not to
Speaker 1: even accept brown food, red drinks, food with brown bread
Speaker 1: sock because they know that is the thing they do say,
Speaker 1: don't don't eat just anybody spaghetti. So that is I
Speaker 1: don't know if that has to do with the period
Speaker 1: blood or the fact that Nigga's just be putting sugar
Speaker 1: in a ship like people cook it differently too. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's another nasty asked one I'm about
Speaker 1: to read you. Hold on, So here's someone that said this. Lady,
Speaker 1: he asked me to cook rice for him. I needed
Speaker 1: to do this, but he wanted rice. I was on.
Speaker 1: I removed my pad stuck in inside of the water
Speaker 1: to make sure the blood bit. This is a lie
Speaker 1: I made this stupid it is he came back ate
Speaker 1: the food without knowing. My question is did I do
Speaker 1: the right thing or did I overreact? Bitch? I guess
Speaker 1: first off, do you know the toxins that live in
Speaker 1: a fucking pad? What the funk are you doing boiling
Speaker 1: the pad with your little blood up in there? I
Speaker 1: think she should have just did a little diva cup
Speaker 1: poured it out. But anyway, so here's another one thing.
Speaker 1: So let me give you a reason why I would
Speaker 1: like to do this. This is from another woman. My
Speaker 1: auntie has been doing it, and she's been married for
Speaker 1: twelve years. She and her husband are in peace. They
Speaker 1: don't have kids yet, but her husband is not talking
Speaker 1: about taking a second wife. And since I got married,
Speaker 1: I can beat my chest and say my husband has
Speaker 1: never misbehaved. He worships the ground I walk on. I
Speaker 1: make his food special, and I know it's wrong. It's
Speaker 1: not poisonous. If that is the way my marriage will
Speaker 1: be intact, I have no regrets. Come o, girl. But see,
Speaker 1: she says, Look, that's where I feel like spells. So
Speaker 1: y'all know, I love me some sci fi, and so
Speaker 1: I watched the Witches and Goblins and all that ship
Speaker 1: on TV and what they say about specifically these love
Speaker 1: spells or when you put to spell or like when
Speaker 1: you go back into the past and change the present.
Speaker 1: Then stop laughing listing, but this is real ship. Does
Speaker 1: this sci fi anything? It ain't fitnessy. It's science fiction.
Speaker 1: Nigga's just say it. But anyone. But anyways, when I
Speaker 1: watch these type of shows, there's always a consequence. So
Speaker 1: even when you like do something like if she put
Speaker 1: a love spell on her, nigga, that's probably why they
Speaker 1: don't have kids. It's a consequence to us. I tell you, guys.
Speaker 1: Amelioriti said to me, okay, and I really trust Amelia
Speaker 1: a lot. As far as spells, I believe Amelia Millia
Speaker 1: is clairvoyant. Um if you want to follow her e
Speaker 1: the real one or ether real or whatever. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said these spells are very dangerous because talk about
Speaker 1: because while they could work, you don't know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna get. Okay, you don't know if you're gonna get
Speaker 1: an obsession. You don't know if it'll be on hell feet.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, and we see how Lifetime
Speaker 1: movies and the man may never he may never forget
Speaker 1: you in a way that you don't like. I want
Speaker 1: to shout out this one person. Let's shout out of
Speaker 1: black business. There's a woman I've been going to, Cynthia.
Speaker 1: I hope you get everybody bitch things that she have
Speaker 1: said to me. I'm gonna say this one thing she
Speaker 1: said to me, Maddie. She told me a large sum
Speaker 1: of money was coming to me and I needed to
Speaker 1: be patient. The next day we got paid after but
Speaker 1: we also been signed that contract. The next day we
Speaker 1: got paid off, and I was like, Okay, this doesn't
Speaker 1: count because we signed a contract. That night, I got
Speaker 1: an eight thousand dollar refund in eight thousand dollar refund
Speaker 1: from a building I lived in in Orlando that said
Speaker 1: I overpaid. That said there was something wrong with my apartment,
Speaker 1: like it was niked. I did not expect at all.
Speaker 1: I thought it was an heir, right. She told me
Speaker 1: two other things that happened that were right, and I was.
Speaker 1: When I was first talking to I was like, Na,
Speaker 1: she don't know me, she's too young, like whatever. Like, anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guys her Instagram. Her name is
Speaker 1: Cynthia underscore Roy. I believe she'll read some cards for
Speaker 1: you for a cash app or you can do a
Speaker 1: full session with her. She's a wreckie healer, tarot reader.
Speaker 1: When she said, I really was shocked, Mandy. I mean
Speaker 1: it was back to back and I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: she had just told me the ship. So anyway, I
Speaker 1: gotta call her tomorrow. But so Tarot cars, if you
Speaker 1: guys know, I think there's a deck of like forty
Speaker 1: two or fifty five or some ship like that. To me,
Speaker 1: that be bringing spirits and demons into your life. Well
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to. You have to believe in
Speaker 1: the light, dude. And that's the thing, Like you're believing
Speaker 1: in the light doesn't mean it's going to be positive
Speaker 1: or doesn't mean you're not gonna insert negativity or demons
Speaker 1: or spirits into your life that weren't there before because
Speaker 1: you because you open in a portal. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: this comes from. Charmed in all of my Side five shows,
Speaker 1: I would never and that's the thing, Like I would
Speaker 1: never do. So I do my ship on myself, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, And like I need to protect myself.
Speaker 1: I need to open myself to certain things or be
Speaker 1: a better communicator, take out feelings of possession and things
Speaker 1: like that. And like, I think that the reason that
Speaker 1: it works and that I won't have ill wills because
Speaker 1: I'll never do it on someone else. What am I
Speaker 1: going to be? Like, I hope a fucking building crashes
Speaker 1: on her. Like, no, I would never do that. I
Speaker 1: think that that's where you get the return, which is
Speaker 1: why sometimes the binding spells I think are a little nuts.
Speaker 1: But I want to bring light into myself and then
Speaker 1: I believe it will come back to me and I
Speaker 1: think it has. I want to bring a dick into
Speaker 1: myself and that's about so anyway. Um, with the Tarot cards,
Speaker 1: to let you guys know, with tarot readings, each suit
Speaker 1: has fourteen cards. Um, they have face cards. There's there's
Speaker 1: um cards that basically can tell you about your fate.
Speaker 1: They can tell you about your money, they can tell
Speaker 1: you about the happiness that you'll have, and um the
Speaker 1: history it's an Egyptian thing. They date back to Egypt.
Speaker 1: And people that can read these cards or pull these cards,
Speaker 1: you know, when they're shuffling them, they'll they'll meditate on
Speaker 1: for you. And I believe that's what Cynthia did for me.
Speaker 1: She had to say on those cards, pull them for me.
Speaker 1: I told her, like, you know, whether it be love
Speaker 1: or money or career or whatever. They basically try to
Speaker 1: figure out what these cards pulled in what regard for you. Um,
Speaker 1: So that's taro if you ever start doing taro anyway,
Speaker 1: And she's black, So that's um. The next spell I
Speaker 1: want to talk about is kissing spells. Now, my mother
Speaker 1: told me, um that if you kiss a man on
Speaker 1: the eyelids, he'll never forget you. Have you ever heard that? Nope?
Speaker 1: So I asked Amelia or Tease. I was like, have
Speaker 1: you ever heard this? Because I wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: to do and stuff that was like well known, and
Speaker 1: she was like, yes, I have heard of that. So
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna front I did it once on someone
Speaker 1: when I was younger. Every year I hear from him.
Speaker 1: Every few months I hear from him. He tells me
Speaker 1: that I never forget him. He never forgets me. I mean,
Speaker 1: in this person been with someone else, and like he's
Speaker 1: always very drawn to me. And I wondered if that
Speaker 1: was it. And when I did it to him, I
Speaker 1: was like really serious about it. He was sleeping. I
Speaker 1: kissed him on both eyelids and I was like setting
Speaker 1: in intention at the time. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: the ship works or pussy dagger, but here's where you
Speaker 1: can use your mouth. You can use kissing to create spells,
Speaker 1: kissing to charge objects. If you guys are a crystal lover,
Speaker 1: I know you have a crystal ring all right, even
Speaker 1: wearing it. Um, what is that is that? Uh? It's
Speaker 1: paint Rose Courts. Rose Courts A bitch, don't know. So
Speaker 1: I just got it out of Limrt Park. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Milan. My home girl. Uh owns a an all
Speaker 1: black like African shop in Lamart Park and there's a
Speaker 1: ton of other black owned businesses and I just went
Speaker 1: in there and I really liked it. Oh well, So
Speaker 1: crystal is the way that they work, you should be
Speaker 1: charging them in full moons. Um, that's the sits on
Speaker 1: my bar, do my liquor, do my liquor bottles, charge
Speaker 1: my crystal or not, but maybe that's your high energy.
Speaker 1: So like charging crystal should be in full moons is
Speaker 1: a great time to do it. But you can also
Speaker 1: charge crystals. With a kiss. You send your emotions and
Speaker 1: your energy into the object. Love is a good emotion
Speaker 1: or any positive energy, but do not kiss toxic stones.
Speaker 1: Make sure that you're kissing the right ones. Spells ceiling,
Speaker 1: you can use kisses to seal spells for like jars
Speaker 1: and bottles. Placing a kiss like it's an invisible steel,
Speaker 1: You stamp the energy, you lock it in and many
Speaker 1: live over here. Kissing the eyelids is a big one
Speaker 1: for a remembrance ritual. Okay, there's another morning one. If
Speaker 1: you're like grieving or someone's past or break up or whatever,
Speaker 1: you can end a ritual with a blown kiss. Or
Speaker 1: if you have like a paper that you're writing on
Speaker 1: to do your spell, you can release it and close
Speaker 1: it with love and sincerity. Um and also for thinking
Speaker 1: as someone who uses tarot cards or any um says
Speaker 1: divination tools. You place gentle kisses at the side of
Speaker 1: the deck after using them to bond with them. So
Speaker 1: if you have a really good card that's given you
Speaker 1: something good, probably like money. One. Maybe Cynthia kissed that
Speaker 1: ship bit because I got any way, the kissing works.
Speaker 1: So what about kisses on the forehead? I told you
Speaker 1: I love him, my nigga kiss me on the forehead?
Speaker 1: Is that just like an act of affection? I think
Speaker 1: that the forehead is something delicate about me fucking under
Speaker 1: whatever spill I They always say, men that care about
Speaker 1: you kiss you on the forehead, right, But here's what
Speaker 1: about the forehead kisses that get us? This is just
Speaker 1: my own head. We kiss people in the cheek all
Speaker 1: the time. Yes, we kiss people on the lift one
Speaker 1: we're sucking them, but there's not on time. Okay, true,
Speaker 1: but um, I've kissed a lot of people in the
Speaker 1: mouth whatever. Right, when you're kissing the forehead, I think
Speaker 1: it's just another place on the body that's like If not,
Speaker 1: it doesn't get any attention really, and it could be
Speaker 1: a platonic thing. Like my father kisses me on the
Speaker 1: forehead and it makes me feel really loved, And I
Speaker 1: think it's almost like a makes you feel safe thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's there's something about it that feels
Speaker 1: very gentle for and and and I've only had men
Speaker 1: ever kissed me on the forehead. My father, I love
Speaker 1: my lover is like my um let me think hospital
Speaker 1: Dick always used to me on the forehead at night.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you noticed that, but like
Speaker 1: he would do that a lot. I think it's just
Speaker 1: maybe because I kink it was tall. Who knows. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, maybe it's just my na tall. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a few things low effort, witchcraft. Okay, carrying a
Speaker 1: crystal that matches your intention for the day. This is
Speaker 1: I think a good one for you, Mandy. If you
Speaker 1: don't want to like go out there and humla everything.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, do not You could do
Speaker 1: little things. So if you have a I think it's
Speaker 1: Rose Courts on your crystal. I'm not sure, but that's
Speaker 1: a love one. So like carrying it with you if
Speaker 1: you need to feel some love that day. Things like that. Um,
Speaker 1: they say, using herbal soaps instead of I used Dr
Speaker 1: Browner's so and I got a mint one right now?
Speaker 1: So does that count. I don't know. I got the
Speaker 1: pink one in the brown one. Why don't you google it? Did? Um?
Speaker 1: Carrying things with you that match your intention for the day. Um,
Speaker 1: herbal teas can clear your body. Girl, I'll just be
Speaker 1: taking a throat coat. I do like coat and meditating
Speaker 1: the last ten minutes of the day. Ending the day
Speaker 1: with meditation, which I do. That's good. Does that count
Speaker 1: as masturbation? Yeah, sext bit. Do you know I did
Speaker 1: some sex magic the other day? Okay, let me tell
Speaker 1: you so. You guys know I've been working in TV
Speaker 1: and ship and I needed my green light in my
Speaker 1: contract to come because I'm talking to these niggas this
Speaker 1: march bit. I found the logo for Fuse, found the colors.
Speaker 1: This is no bullshit. And I know you'll probably listening
Speaker 1: because we're working together. Now. I'm sorry. I funk with
Speaker 1: y'all too. I have a great team I used that
Speaker 1: works with me. We talked twice and we to work
Speaker 1: on this show. I masturbated thinking of my show, Mandy.
Speaker 1: I masturbated. I was minding it. I said the name
Speaker 1: of my show, and when I was coming, I was
Speaker 1: like thinking about it was right here at the forefront
Speaker 1: right fucking here, and Brandon motherfucking called me talking about
Speaker 1: fucking done deal. Are you ready? Are you ready to
Speaker 1: hear this? I was like, I already know because I
Speaker 1: played with my pussy to the ship. I didn't tell
Speaker 1: them that, but like, bitch, are you making that ship happen?
Speaker 1: How are you making things? Call me and everything? Um, okay,
Speaker 1: I need to do that. Then we know what the
Speaker 1: sex magic is great? Can I do it with someone
Speaker 1: or doesn't have to be masturbation? I think if you're
Speaker 1: doing it with someone, maybe it should be a goal
Speaker 1: for both of you. But like official box owner, right,
Speaker 1: it's all about the pussy. I know. That's what I
Speaker 1: was thinking. I have goals for it next year, and
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna even like showcase my journey. Like,
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, five hundred thousand and sales has just
Speaker 1: came to my mind the last couple of weeks. So
Speaker 1: I'm like, some numbers that's literally and I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I just the last there's a few numbers that come
Speaker 1: into the five thousand. Is that a fucking no? But
Speaker 1: I think you should masturbate to that number. Yes, maybe
Speaker 1: I can do that. I think I think either whether
Speaker 1: it's like maybe half a million, like think that when
Speaker 1: you're playing with your pussy. Maybe do it in the
Speaker 1: room where the boxes are, like have it around, yes,
Speaker 1: scored it all? Somebody bocks, oh jeer so other things
Speaker 1: that can help your spells. Okay, there's some numbers I
Speaker 1: want to tell you guys about. People will talk about
Speaker 1: what we keep seeing whatever. There's sets of numbers that
Speaker 1: mean things when you're looking at them. The first one
Speaker 1: one one one, and encourage you to keep following your spirit. Um.
Speaker 1: When you see this, you have to listen to your gut.
Speaker 1: If you see one one one around you or a
Speaker 1: lot of ones, know that that's telling you to go
Speaker 1: to the right place, that you're on the right track,
Speaker 1: or follow that track that you're thinking about too too.
Speaker 1: Two is the exact right place the right time, Um,
Speaker 1: Trust in what you want. Do not think of things
Speaker 1: that you do not want. When you see three three three,
Speaker 1: I mean to two sorry too too too, number three
Speaker 1: three three three, mind, body, and spirit. You need to
Speaker 1: focus on all three aspects. Don't get neglect one for
Speaker 1: the other. Think about everything in total looting. When you're
Speaker 1: in a threesome, I like that what I mean or
Speaker 1: the bitch in the or the two bitches. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean in each of them in
Speaker 1: yourself four or four or four. I actually see this
Speaker 1: one a lot too the album. So this one is
Speaker 1: a protection one. This makes this will let you know
Speaker 1: that you're being protected, not know hope will sent out
Speaker 1: to protect them. Let me tell you why I like
Speaker 1: this one. Mandy mentioned five. Maybe you need to make
Speaker 1: it five d thousand, five thousand whatever. I can't say five.
Speaker 1: Five is change and the change is occurring when you're
Speaker 1: seeing this number. Something is about to happen to you.
Speaker 1: Six six six, Now we know that's just bad. Look
Speaker 1: it says it takes step back. Yeah, chill, bro chill,
Speaker 1: seven seven, seven, lucky releasing fear. It actually says you
Speaker 1: need to release fear and look forward with excitement. Let
Speaker 1: your fear go. Eight eight balance. You are in harmony
Speaker 1: with the universe, you're thoughts in your actions, and this
Speaker 1: is a cool one. UM means wrap it up. It's
Speaker 1: a loose end. Let it go. It does not serve
Speaker 1: you prepare for the next level because you should not
Speaker 1: be seeing now another one. What if my nigga got
Speaker 1: a nine in Dick let the ladies go and he's sleep,
Speaker 1: not keep him and let the other ones go. So sage,
Speaker 1: we talked about sage. Everybody knows it's supposed to clear.
Speaker 1: You want WOWT WOWT. If your sage when you are
Speaker 1: watching your sage or candle smoke rise. If it goes up,
Speaker 1: the energy is clear. If it goes north, it has
Speaker 1: downloaded the wisdom that you need already. If the smoke
Speaker 1: goes down, it means there's a shift coming. You need
Speaker 1: to be more passionate, send more love where you need
Speaker 1: the healing because something's about to change. If it goes east,
Speaker 1: the energy has been cleared and moved through, and if
Speaker 1: it goes west, a transformation is needed. Because you should
Speaker 1: have the funk up now. Moons December, it's in a
Speaker 1: few weeks and there's a full moon coming. You're gonna
Speaker 1: do a spell or if anything is going on, this
Speaker 1: is what it's for. The full moon is for protection, fertility,
Speaker 1: psychic ability, so you may be able to feel like
Speaker 1: you know something's coming, romance and knowledge um and a
Speaker 1: lot of people do decision making on these moons. If
Speaker 1: you need to do protection spells on yourself, this simple
Speaker 1: spell is going to give you some protection. Rosemary, lavender,
Speaker 1: fresh basil mint, Mandy has it, dr browners and a
Speaker 1: handful of salt. You take a bath, you put those
Speaker 1: herbs in there and you basically, uh, you step in
Speaker 1: it for a few minutes before getting in, you sit
Speaker 1: and soak while you visualize what you need. Pick up
Speaker 1: the protective energy because this is a protection bath. When
Speaker 1: you're done, you save a bit of the water and
Speaker 1: the herbs and a bowl and you throw it outside. Also,
Speaker 1: whenever you do a bath like this, sounds like a lot. Bitch,
Speaker 1: Are you're trying to get paid or no? This half
Speaker 1: million dollars? Would you not do this? Ship It sounds
Speaker 1: like a lot. Okay, well, anyway bit protection after Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me tell you about the the last spell
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about today. This is a little crazy,
Speaker 1: but if you have someone, this could be a return
Speaker 1: to me spell. Also, if you're trying to bring an
Speaker 1: old nigga back, if that nigga left, you leave him,
Speaker 1: let him be. Maybe you left him then I really
Speaker 1: don't want him back if I left him. I think
Speaker 1: if you leave a nigga or he left you, let
Speaker 1: that nigga go. Not always but if it's your twin flame,
Speaker 1: he's not. If we left each other, that's not true. Explain.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain right now. Mandy. You're ready. You're ready.
Speaker 1: My psychic told me that you are one of my
Speaker 1: twin flames, and I said, ain't no way in hell.
Speaker 1: I said, there's no way she is. She said that
Speaker 1: there's a woman in my life that I have an
Speaker 1: intense's kept coming back. No, it wasn't her. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you why. I wasn't. Why did she say my name?
Speaker 1: Did she say my birthday? She ain't say me be
Speaker 1: She told, listen to me, Well, I believe it was Mandy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you Here we go, so your twin same
Speaker 1: which is coming in your life? She said, I have
Speaker 1: intense energy with this person. It goes all the way
Speaker 1: up and down, good or bad. Me and Scissors aren't
Speaker 1: like that. She said, it gets really really good and
Speaker 1: it gets really really bad, and that my twin flame
Speaker 1: and I had a separation phase and we were brought
Speaker 1: back to each other for good. And I was like,
Speaker 1: that's not Scissors, because she's never left me. You and
Speaker 1: I stopped being friends her and moved to New York.
Speaker 1: The point is we will always saying each other's live.
Speaker 1: You and I left each other, and so we started
Speaker 1: a podcast. Now we made in Mexico. She listened to
Speaker 1: the show. She saw your Instagram. You're welcome. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: twin flames. She's lying, but anyway, So basically she was saying,
Speaker 1: here's why I thought it was you. I thought it
Speaker 1: was scissors too. But she's like, you had you have
Speaker 1: immediate connection with this person. You have a very intense energy.
Speaker 1: And she was like, it's up down, up down, up down,
Speaker 1: up down. And then she said I had a separation
Speaker 1: period and now they're back, and I have to know
Speaker 1: that they're back for good and it's for the better.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't really understand who. And
Speaker 1: she was like, this is gonna bring you, but I
Speaker 1: don't really understand. Maybe your twin flame hasn't come back yet. Mandy,
Speaker 1: are we not making more money? Are we more Ritans?
Speaker 1: We got together? You want to be my soul? So
Speaker 1: you all want to say it, So this o male,
Speaker 1: what do we have? Mandy? Tell the truth? Do we
Speaker 1: not get together and start making Maverick Mitcha took a
Speaker 1: while before we started making mad brit Okay, so what's
Speaker 1: your point. You came in and cost the money up front.
Speaker 1: It isn't investment investments. Normally you spend money and you
Speaker 1: should see your return. The point is, so it was
Speaker 1: an investment on the twin flame at Oh, you're my
Speaker 1: twin flame and I'm gonna get us matching that coast says,
Speaker 1: maybe we should make it a new horrible decision design
Speaker 1: with a little fire signs. So this week's home God
Speaker 1: you love me? Oh, I don't know. I didn't give
Speaker 1: the return to me spell. Oh, go ahead. Also disclaimer,
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone listening should use this, but go ahead. Well,
Speaker 1: like I said, Ameliorities said that, um, you need to
Speaker 1: be careful when you do these. So there's a few
Speaker 1: different return to me spells. You can write names on
Speaker 1: a paper, look that one up on YouTube. But this
Speaker 1: is the one I have with the string. This with
Speaker 1: the Mexican lady told me. This is to have someone
Speaker 1: think of you r contact you. You need a string
Speaker 1: that represents your target and a string that represents you.
Speaker 1: You sit quietly, run your fingers through the string. You
Speaker 1: think for the perfect scenario for the person contacting you.
Speaker 1: For the next week, you not the string that represents
Speaker 1: them every time you see them or hear from them,
Speaker 1: whether online, on the phone, in person, whether you're looking
Speaker 1: at a photo of them. If they pop up, you
Speaker 1: start basically nodding the string. You stop tying the knots
Speaker 1: when you tie the knot the same number of times
Speaker 1: that you want them to contact you in a week.
Speaker 1: So if you want to talk to them every day,
Speaker 1: send them seven knots and no more. Also during that week,
Speaker 1: not it when you think of them, and at the
Speaker 1: end of the week, braid the knot to the two
Speaker 1: sets so they're together. Wear it or carry it till
Speaker 1: your desires feel if it wears out, burn it and
Speaker 1: repeat the spell. This way too many steps and it's
Speaker 1: just too complicated for me. Wait, if he calls you
Speaker 1: or if she calls you, you have to bury the
Speaker 1: cord because you need to just be done with it
Speaker 1: because it happened and you got what you wanted, and
Speaker 1: you can't keep the ship around and confuse the universe.
Speaker 1: So that's the return to me. But you just confuse me. Now,
Speaker 1: go ahead, twin playing what what what? What? Say? It
Speaker 1: can't be it's not it. It's her I'm not that.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you we don't have intense and now have
Speaker 1: intense up and down, had intense up and downs during
Speaker 1: your whole throuffle. I don't think it was intense like
Speaker 1: that you and I fight and we was intense. Have
Speaker 1: you seen us when we are it wasn't it like that?
Speaker 1: You also because you were also then eating her bussy
Speaker 1: bitch is different like niggas, Like I have intense arguments
Speaker 1: with niggas that I don't have sex with because the
Speaker 1: sex calms down the intensity. So because you was sucking hurt,
Speaker 1: it calmed down the intensity. See. I feel like hospital
Speaker 1: Dick is my twin flame for a man like romantically,
Speaker 1: but he's my twin flame. Hospital thick is my twin
Speaker 1: flame romantically because it's way fucking too intense and he
Speaker 1: always comes up and everybody's always there, like it's always
Speaker 1: a thing. And I think when she said it came
Speaker 1: back for the good, I was like, oh, because we
Speaker 1: got paid, we got my red. And I think there's
Speaker 1: another thing that factor too, which made me think that
Speaker 1: when she talked about like, um, the change, like everlasting
Speaker 1: changing in the relationship. If we didn't start a podcast,
Speaker 1: I would not think about entrepreneurship. I'd never started thinking
Speaker 1: about writing, so I think, Yeah, I thought I was
Speaker 1: going to be a nine to five text selling hole
Speaker 1: for the rest of our life, taking four weeks vacation.
Speaker 1: I really do. But now Mandy, I don't know why
Speaker 1: she doesn't accept our faith, accept our fate. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to accept that we were going to wrap up
Speaker 1: with homemail. She loves me. Mandy isn't denial you guys,
Speaker 1: y'all are gonna tweet us about this. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: she knows. Are you? Are you reading homeler a mine?
Speaker 1: You're reading homel You picked that? Damn? How I want
Speaker 1: to do this? You outline? I just want to make
Speaker 1: funny comments. All right? So here we go the missing plug.
Speaker 1: Thank you for sending pictures, bitch, because you know I
Speaker 1: need him. It's a little bit longer. Here we go. First,
Speaker 1: I want to congratulate you on all your endeavors and success.
Speaker 1: Thank God that you guys are twin flames. I've been
Speaker 1: listening to your ladies since the beginning, and I love
Speaker 1: seeing black women involve home. Please forgive me an advance
Speaker 1: of This is lengthy and has grammatical errors. This is
Speaker 1: why I'm writing this while coming down from my high
Speaker 1: Oh God, girl, what kind? Anyways, you guys are my
Speaker 1: best friends in my head, and when this ship happened
Speaker 1: to me, I couldn't think of anyone to share this with.
Speaker 1: My name is Jordan. I'm two years old from Florida's Tampa.
Speaker 1: To be exact, in my last relationship, I had a
Speaker 1: lot of anal sex. My ex was very well endowed,
Speaker 1: had the longest, thickest, heaviest dick I've ever laid eyes on,
Speaker 1: six three sixties pounds. Must this damn and first and
Speaker 1: only Tampa, yea first and only got to suck me
Speaker 1: on my ass. He's very aggressive and nasties. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you can imagine how much stretching and prepping to get
Speaker 1: it up my ass. Anyway, it's been a year and
Speaker 1: I was feeding to get this booty hole stretch and
Speaker 1: I was at home smoking when my fine d redhead Drugslino.
Speaker 1: Well I like her told me he was in town
Speaker 1: all this way from Florida. Jesus Cray, So, who the
Speaker 1: funk am I to turn downson? Hed girl, I hopped
Speaker 1: in my shower started training my asshole with this anal
Speaker 1: plug trainers that I bought, and this has a set
Speaker 1: of three where they gradually get bigger. Most do well,
Speaker 1: we we're not going to drop him because they didn't
Speaker 1: pay for her. And at this episode, which by the way,
Speaker 1: he has a good seven inches with a nice thicker
Speaker 1: still significantly smaller than my ex damn, I decided to
Speaker 1: leave the biggest plug in my ass so he could
Speaker 1: see that ship while he ate my pussy. That's cute.
Speaker 1: I get to his place where vibing, smoking and laughing,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, he starts feeling in my
Speaker 1: thighs and telling me it was like my pussy. I
Speaker 1: let him slip my clothes off and I spread my
Speaker 1: ass so he could eat it from the back. He did,
Speaker 1: of course, started ton of sucking my asshole. Immediately, I
Speaker 1: was concerned because I didn't feel the plug come out,
Speaker 1: so I started touching my ass and I noticed I
Speaker 1: don't feel the plug in my ass, and I'm having
Speaker 1: a mini panic attack, and I heard him say, you
Speaker 1: want me to put this dick inett ass? And girl,
Speaker 1: all my panic melt away. I let him drill my ass. No,
Speaker 1: you are a why old bitch? Wait? Wait, without checking
Speaker 1: the bed. But she's in Florida and she young, my
Speaker 1: bad Jordan, but knew a dumbass bitch. So anyway, as
Speaker 1: we started cleaning up, I can't back to my senses,
Speaker 1: and I say, so, where'd you put the plug? And
Speaker 1: then Nika looked at me and said what plug? And
Speaker 1: I explained to him that I had it in on
Speaker 1: the way over, and we both grew more worried. It
Speaker 1: couldn't be inside of me, right, I'd have to my goodness,
Speaker 1: my goodness, that's so far just thinking about it. I
Speaker 1: just want to know something will come out. Okay, I
Speaker 1: would have felt the plug go that part of my ass,
Speaker 1: especially since I had his whole dick in there, so
Speaker 1: a long story shirt. We both started looking. We can't
Speaker 1: find the plug, and I told him I had to
Speaker 1: lead and did ninety the whole way home. My stomach
Speaker 1: was cramping, so I had to run up three flights
Speaker 1: of stairs, popped the squat on the toilet low and behold,
Speaker 1: that fucking club came out my booty hole and into
Speaker 1: the toilet. I had never been so perplexed in my life.
Speaker 1: I just want to know have y'all heard of something
Speaker 1: like this happening. Has a plug ever been stuck up
Speaker 1: when y'all's asked, this is the first time this has
Speaker 1: happened in all my years of doing, you know, with
Speaker 1: my ex which is why it wasn't able to go
Speaker 1: out my ass. My booty hole, ain't that loose? I promise.
Speaker 1: I just need to know as it's ever happened. I
Speaker 1: need to know I'm not alone. Now here's her, big boy,
Speaker 1: that's a big gass booty, but it's septim ring of her.
Speaker 1: But doesn't matter the size of that bootle. Nine, Yes,
Speaker 1: my booty hurt. The next ay, yes, I'm sure. Did
Speaker 1: you just shoot it out of bututlow the one that
Speaker 1: I was going to mention It's never happens to myself,
Speaker 1: but I did want to bring up we had an
Speaker 1: episode with Lauren Lauren. I was gonna Lauren who ran
Speaker 1: a sex store, who said that someone called with a
Speaker 1: plug stuck up their ass and she told him to
Speaker 1: get better but he got it out. Yeah, that's um,
Speaker 1: it happens. So nothing has ever got stuck up my ass.
Speaker 1: But I also for anyone that is using the dilators,
Speaker 1: especially without you being sure the size of your boot hole.
Speaker 1: I would say, get the ones with the rings on
Speaker 1: the outside so that you do have something to pull out.
Speaker 1: I would say, um, and if you aren't into hardcore
Speaker 1: anal sex, I think you're fine using the different ones.
Speaker 1: One of the I do want to share. I stayed
Speaker 1: on the Patreon town hall just a little later to
Speaker 1: talk with our pay trends, and I did actually get
Speaker 1: a tip from one of the guys. He actually suggested
Speaker 1: to use a glass but plug because the silicone ones
Speaker 1: actually get sticky and actually can pull and just start
Speaker 1: to be uncomfortable in your I get that. So he
Speaker 1: actually said the glass ones allowed for an easy either.
Speaker 1: I just love the glass ones because I think they
Speaker 1: are cleaner, they're more stuff doesn't get stuck on them. Um.
Speaker 1: I do want to just say, there's a Reddit thing
Speaker 1: I pulled up, by the way when I read your email.
Speaker 1: I love Reddit for like all her medical ship, I'm like,
Speaker 1: do I have cancer? Funk my empty? So your ass
Speaker 1: is specifically made for fecal matter to come out, right,
Speaker 1: even though we fucking y ask, it's just saying that
Speaker 1: it is made for stuff to come out. So you're
Speaker 1: a lower digestive digestive track is specialized to get that
Speaker 1: shipped out of there, and they'll do it with great efficiency.
Speaker 1: But small colon, small muscles along your colon will spas
Speaker 1: them to push down the ship. Right, so it'll spas them.
Speaker 1: And what it does because there's two sphincter mustard muscles
Speaker 1: in your anal canal. The inner one is not under
Speaker 1: conscious control, so it's basically trying to prevent leakage. The
Speaker 1: external one surrounds that. So what happens is because it's
Speaker 1: trying to like us, like when it spasms, it could
Speaker 1: push something up. So when you shove something up there,
Speaker 1: your body isn't equipped to handle it. Things stretch in
Speaker 1: ways they aren't meant to, which creates trauma, and the
Speaker 1: muscles basically designed to move stool down just do the
Speaker 1: opposite because it's contracting, so it kind of just sucks
Speaker 1: it back up. Um. It's a muscle spasm when something
Speaker 1: gets stuck because your ass is only going one way. UM.
Speaker 1: So basically, yeah, it'll sustay in trauma to the muscle
Speaker 1: and the clamping and the nerves will do it deeper um,
Speaker 1: but what comes up will come down. UM. So it
Speaker 1: takes a lot of react um relaxing I think injector
Speaker 1: Zoe has told me some fun stories over dinner about
Speaker 1: like people getting stuck and ship uh stuff with it.
Speaker 1: She talks about batteries a lot of magnet I think
Speaker 1: we you shared that as far as like one of
Speaker 1: the things that they see in the e R with
Speaker 1: weird sex, that people put those things up there as
Speaker 1: it's just weird. I just don't understand, however, I mean,
Speaker 1: I also did have a guy fuck his asked with
Speaker 1: a with a fucking wave brush before, so you never know.
Speaker 1: People just literally put anything in their assholes. Um, guys,
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Speaker 1: me and uh d M today and told me she
Speaker 1: hates Eddie. I don't know if you're a real person.
Speaker 1: There's nobody on this planet who Hey, Eddie is he nothing?
Speaker 1: Nicest fucking guy. I was like, bitch, are you slow?
Speaker 1: It was just weird. I did see a clip where
Speaker 1: you were like Eddie's blacker than you, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: so Edny we were talking about like Eddie was like
Speaker 1: I hate boats. I don't know if it's because I
Speaker 1: can't swim, but don't put me on a boat. I like, well,
Speaker 1: He's like I can't swim, and I'm like, who's the
Speaker 1: black one? Now He's like, and I love Jordan's I
Speaker 1: want to say this really quick. I am still casting
Speaker 1: for the TV show. You guys, I need two kinds
Speaker 1: of people that I haven't fit in this yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: the episodes kind of change every day. I need someone
Speaker 1: if your grandma or your grandpa I'm not joking, used
Speaker 1: to strip or work in sex work. I need you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I will pay your grandma. I won't do it, but
Speaker 1: fuse will. We will figure this out. I need an
Speaker 1: old person that used to be a ho. Not my mom,
Speaker 1: she's already being used. We need someone that actually worked
Speaker 1: in sex work. We're trying to find Tank Array some
Speaker 1: of you know her from Humans of New I think
Speaker 1: she would be great. Um and other than that, Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it. You just need a grandpa and grandma. Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: I just had this like very like ah ha moment.
Speaker 1: I was like, what about somebody old, Let's get an
Speaker 1: old stripper, and they were like, yeah, we love that idea.
Speaker 1: I think it's like super multigenerational. So the old home
Speaker 1: is my mom, but I do need a stripper or
Speaker 1: someone has specifically worked in sex work. So I'll you
Speaker 1: send me an email to the Wheezy w t F
Speaker 1: at Gmail and bring your old ask grandma, grandpa. Awesome
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Speaker 1: want to thank you all for tuning in, even the crackers.
Speaker 1: And that has been another episode of Horrible Decisions. But so,
Speaker 1: a man dies during an orgy after using viagra erection
Speaker 1: cream a sex addict in a Thailand down cocktail of drugs,
Speaker 1: including viagra, sounds like something I would I would love
Speaker 1: if someone gave me like a little drink of Thailand
Speaker 1: like you don't get anyway. Basically, it's called marathon rub.
Speaker 1: They put it on his penis um. It's an erection cream,
Speaker 1: and he put it on before he took part in
Speaker 1: an orgy in which he died of a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Forty four years old, collapsed during a monthly rump with
Speaker 1: friends in a hotel suite and Samu Pracan province, where
Speaker 1: the police found the erectile dysfunction medication, the cream, the
Speaker 1: booze and other meds. The cab driver had taken a
Speaker 1: woman to his room and told his friends an hour
Speaker 1: later that he was feeling unusually tired. They later found
Speaker 1: him unresponsive, naked from the waist down. Um, and they said,
Speaker 1: we do this every month. He came to our sleet
Speaker 1: and just sweet and just slept on the couch while
Speaker 1: we parted. We thought he was tired. After I shook
Speaker 1: his body, he wasn't responding. In addition, Severn several bottles
Speaker 1: of whiskey, cans, beer, fried chicken, and dried shrimper on
Speaker 1: the table as well. They said he suffered a heart
Speaker 1: attack after having energetic sex. Isn't this is the way
Speaker 1: you said you would want to go out like this? No,
Speaker 1: like to death. Also, mahogany I made the outline for
Speaker 1: that episode. But Wheezy may very much be into this.
Speaker 1: Someone said sex at a cemetery. Now this just let
Speaker 1: us know you're into necrophilia. You need a cat recruit
Speaker 1: for this. No, I mean like it's weird, but also
Speaker 1: I would like to die this way. But can I
Speaker 1: ask you? Um? And maybe we could also ask someone
Speaker 1: an audience. You guys, feel free to raise your hand.
Speaker 1: And he's been on clubhouse so long, she's someone in
Speaker 1: the audience. Yeah, bitch, I'll be on club was like
Speaker 1: a motherfucker. I wanted to know if this would cause
Speaker 1: you trauma as someone who was a part of it.
Speaker 1: So you're not dying, wheezy, But if you were to
Speaker 1: have a group sex, Like if I killed somebody with
Speaker 1: my pussy, would you have PTSD afterwards? I feel like
Speaker 1: that sells the pussy more like if you let's just say,
Speaker 1: for example, I'm not and this is fucked up, but like,
Speaker 1: let me just give you an example. My weed guy.
Speaker 1: You guys know, well you're here on the episode coming
Speaker 1: up from Moca fes that I almost fucking went like
Speaker 1: I almost died from his weed. And I made a
Speaker 1: joke in my week guy like you could tell people
Speaker 1: send me to the hospital, and he was like, I
Speaker 1: am so Like, imagine if you sucked a guy and
Speaker 1: he died and the next guy you're about to you'll
Speaker 1: be like, yo, we gotta re talk. Someone did bring
Speaker 1: it up. Yes, my mom did have with a guy
Speaker 1: who had a heart attack and she had to get
Speaker 1: him dressed before the ambulance came. So maybe when I
Speaker 1: get her out of the house because she has a
Speaker 1: boyfriend now, I would love to hear if she has
Speaker 1: trauma regarding a man having a fucking heart attack in
Speaker 1: the middle of sex and her having to pretty much
Speaker 1: dress a guy who's almost about to be dead while
Speaker 1: the ambulance comes. Honestly, I really I think your mom
Speaker 1: is a champion for it. And as someone who works
Speaker 1: in the medical field alone said my last words need
Speaker 1: to be sucking harder, bitch. Okay, hold on. Jamie Williams
Speaker 1: said this, tell him this pussy caught a body. I
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know what, I don't know why
Speaker 1: we haven't yet and weezy, it may take some time
Speaker 1: to get our tones together as rappers, but I would
Speaker 1: love to make a horrible decisions. This pussy is a
Speaker 1: killer type of anthem. I think it would go viral,
Speaker 1: and I think it would be amazing because he's had
Speaker 1: a music podcast us for two months and now she's like,
Speaker 1: we need to make a song. Boy, I call I
Speaker 1: feel like I called my pussy a rent snapper, and
Speaker 1: I know it's a fish, so it's not really good.
Speaker 1: But my pussy be snapping, you know what I mean? Okay,
Speaker 1: if if your pussy had to be a food, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go with a red snapper. Nobody's about
Speaker 1: to say I'm a fish bit but but it be
Speaker 1: snapping like it got that. I understand your pussy can snap,
Speaker 1: but there's other animals that bite, and I'm not growing
Speaker 1: with a fish. Let me look this up. I always
Speaker 1: google stuff. Cute names for pussy, A kitty cat, a
Speaker 1: pussy duh. Let me look cute names for vagina. There
Speaker 1: has to be an article on that a butterfly because
Speaker 1: it opens Maria. Why would why would they call it
Speaker 1: a Maria. She's definitely Latina and they always want to
Speaker 1: bring things back to the Latina community. Okay. Vulverine volve
Speaker 1: isn't here. And the pink bearded lamb, red wagon, meat curtains,
Speaker 1: flower fur burger. Okay, I don't like any of these.
Speaker 1: That's what Cardi B calls it fish lips. Someone someone
Speaker 1: said juicy fruit or honeysuckle. I like honeysuckle. That's hot,
Speaker 1: Miss Kitty. I love that you guys are joining us.
Speaker 1: Why did you m Z kitty? Miss Kitty? First of all,
Speaker 1: we didn't ask you for your hot mail scream name. Okay,