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Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. This is the

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Speaker 1: girl may to be a K pick sign a K

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Speaker 1: apparently have to keep peck the sign we came to

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Speaker 1: So I guess strap is attached. I also want to

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Speaker 1: shout out, you know, I have never had so many

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Speaker 1: Amy's and Karen's and I mean Ashley. I know that's

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Speaker 1: like I guess every ethnicity name, but the white girls

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Speaker 1: that are following us currently, it's fucking wild. Um man,

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Speaker 1: Hey with a w uh, let's let's talk about that.

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Speaker 1: So two weeks ago we had someone here names Sophia.

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Speaker 1: That's our bitch. Let's just talk about a few rules

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Speaker 1: for this African American show, Jesus, one of which is

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Speaker 1: that there is some N word usage, and by that

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Speaker 1: I mean my nigga. We're gonna say nigga. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about O niggas, niggas. We fuck niggas with big dicks.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've had with one of them niggas,

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Speaker 1: I have yet to make up a nickname for my

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Speaker 1: nigga because apparently I just say my nigga every time

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Speaker 1: I talk about I don't know how to come up

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Speaker 1: call him. And let's I call him zoom dick. I

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Speaker 1: zoom Zoom zoom zoom boom boom boom boom Zoopernova, that's

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Speaker 1: gonna be my name. That's from zenas Zedis looks from

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Speaker 1: fucking the Disney show. The white girls will know that show.

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Speaker 1: So okay, maybe I'm a name my nigga American rules.

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Speaker 1: So ladies have a look at and gentlemen have a

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Speaker 1: look at a man named Dr Umar and I want

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Speaker 1: you to watch. I want you to watch highlights when

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Speaker 1: he said this isn't African's ownly live. Let me explains

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Speaker 1: horrible decisions to you. When we started this show, I

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Speaker 1: actually told Mandy like I want this to be for everybody,

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Speaker 1: but turns out it's not. Well. I was quick, like

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Speaker 1: man them crackles, I don't say that word. I love

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Speaker 1: I love Tris gits, wheaties, all of them. However, this

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Speaker 1: show is for black people. We encourage white people that

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Speaker 1: are trying to understand us, understand what pisces us off,

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Speaker 1: and also who are woke and can feel or have

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Speaker 1: you live in you talk like Sophie and you ain't

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Speaker 1: really see a niggas like that either. We are having

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Speaker 1: to be a part of this experience. But what you

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Speaker 1: a black one, so Latina adjacent, and and and and

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Speaker 1: Indian adjacent and any other color in between. But this

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Speaker 1: is something that's for us. This is why Horrible Decisions

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Speaker 1: is what it is. We made this sex pod and

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Speaker 1: have turned it into what it is because we realize

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Speaker 1: that there aren't areas for people that are like us,

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Speaker 1: look like us, and that have these same experiences enjoy them.

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Speaker 1: You guys love a Dave Chappelle, he'd be talking about

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Speaker 1: some nigga ship. You don't get either, So welcome to

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Speaker 1: our black ass world. And just that you're not going

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Speaker 1: So you're not about to come in these comments and

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Speaker 1: ankle dangling Dick, we're compatible. Also, um shout out to

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Speaker 1: slash horrible Decisions. I just wanted to bring up. We

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Speaker 1: But here we go. So twelve tips. I'm gonna pick

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426
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427
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428
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429
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430
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431
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432
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433
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435
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436
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437
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438
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439
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440
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441
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442
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443
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444
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445
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446
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447
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448
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449
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450
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451
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452
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Speaker 1: this isn't a straight tip, right, but if they're deep

453
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454
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Speaker 1: this is interesting because when I eat pussy, I generally

455
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Speaker 1: eat pussy on how I like mind being eight That

456
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Speaker 1: makes sense, right, So I really thought that was good. Um,

457
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:39,879
Speaker 1: it isn't always the case because some subs prefer doms,

458
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,639
Speaker 1: like obviously back and forth, but I thought that was

459
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: a really good tip. I do like that tip. Yeah,

460
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: this episode is all about love spells, and I have

461
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: talked about on our Patreon episode how I wanted to

462
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 1: get a first that I thought was put on me

463
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: broken in Mexico, and I just kind of felt like

464
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 1: I was always depressed and had a lot of anxiety,

465
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,480
Speaker 1: and I was like somebody put some shi it on

466
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,719
Speaker 1: me that like it had to happen, right, Like I

467
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 1: just was really feeling like that, And obviously I could

468
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: be in my own head. But for you witches and

469
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: breuhas out there, y'all feel me if you're into astrology,

470
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: I think to any like point in time, like you

471
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 1: can feel that sometimes like maybe it really was. So

472
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 1: when I was there, she spoke great English and we

473
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: had a lot of talk about spells, and I told

474
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:30,399
Speaker 1: her what I did for a living, and we had

475
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. And even though I don't need

476
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: some of the spells that she talked about and talked

477
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: about them with her. I also checked in with Amelia

478
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: Ortiz shout outs to her UM. She was also on

479
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 1: our show who talked about how to break uh chords

480
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: with someone UM. But if you're going through breakup, I

481
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,200
Speaker 1: think she was episode eighty eight. So there's a lot

482
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: of stuff about witches in their power, and what I

483
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: want to say is anybody can be a witch. Right,

484
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: this is all of your energy, how much effort you're

485
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: willing to put in A shout out to maj Gonna.

486
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: I know she UM helped me feed people out of

487
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: Mission once from our Patreon. She's a witch. Maybe she

488
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: could share some stuff with us. But I found these

489
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 1: that I really like and I want to share them.

490
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 1: So throughout history, which is back in the day, and

491
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: you don't already know this, you're about to hear a

492
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: whole lot of weekly talking about for me because but

493
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: you know, I don't believe in the spells and the

494
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: voodoo and the stars and moons. Well in history, right,

495
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: so which is in in history, a lot of them

496
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: were known as adultresses, are known as prostitutes, right, and

497
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: they would beheaded for that, um, they believed they were

498
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 1: using such sex magic. I read a book, um which

499
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: is Bitches and Something I think, and Kristen came out.

500
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:48,480
Speaker 1: Yeah she was a witch and she talked about sex magic. Um.

501
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, back in the day, which is where people

502
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,959
Speaker 1: that were sucking, there were women that could just if

503
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: they were you know, had wide hips and they looked

504
00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 1: super sexual. They'd fucking put you on tropic being a

505
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: little bitch. I would have been on yo. Okay, man,

506
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 1: I would have to snake because these hips, baby, look

507
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,400
Speaker 1: like they childbearing and they're not. But niggas be ready

508
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 1: to get up an easy hips baby, Well not literally

509
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: my hips, but we see my hips spread, which I

510
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,959
Speaker 1: love being bent over. So there's a few spells that

511
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: I want to talk about called binding spells. Now, why

512
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 1: I want to bring this up is because not only

513
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:27,320
Speaker 1: from my Latino friends, I've heard this, Mandy, I know

514
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: you've heard these two. Nope, I really believe you've heard

515
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: this one. Let me see, a lot of people in

516
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: island culture talk about the binding spells blood in the spaghetti.

517
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, and uh p and the T so

518
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: you never heard being the T one? Okay. So it

519
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: says in cultures African American, Sicilian folk magic, um An

520
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: Island Caribbean culture, it is believed that serving menstrual blood

521
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: to a man will capture his sexual attention. Disgusting. You

522
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: don't even need a spell to go along with it. Supposedly,

523
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: the woman sent is added to the man's consciousness and

524
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: he'll either become obsessed with her, commit her, commit to her,

525
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: never stray. Depending on the owner of the period blood

526
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: and what they're trying to achieve in the intensity of it,

527
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 1: the way it works all has to do with pheromones.

528
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: So in these cultures, men are often worn not to

529
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: even accept brown food, red drinks, food with brown bread

530
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: sock because they know that is the thing they do say,

531
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: don't don't eat just anybody spaghetti. So that is I

532
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: don't know if that has to do with the period

533
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 1: blood or the fact that Nigga's just be putting sugar

534
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: in a ship like people cook it differently too. I mean,

535
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's another nasty asked one I'm about

536
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 1: to read you. Hold on, So here's someone that said this. Lady,

537
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: he asked me to cook rice for him. I needed

538
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: to do this, but he wanted rice. I was on.

539
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: I removed my pad stuck in inside of the water

540
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: to make sure the blood bit. This is a lie

541
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: I made this stupid it is he came back ate

542
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: the food without knowing. My question is did I do

543
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: the right thing or did I overreact? Bitch? I guess

544
00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: first off, do you know the toxins that live in

545
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,479
Speaker 1: a fucking pad? What the funk are you doing boiling

546
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: the pad with your little blood up in there? I

547
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: think she should have just did a little diva cup

548
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: poured it out. But anyway, so here's another one thing.

549
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: So let me give you a reason why I would

550
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: like to do this. This is from another woman. My

551
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,639
Speaker 1: auntie has been doing it, and she's been married for

552
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 1: twelve years. She and her husband are in peace. They

553
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: don't have kids yet, but her husband is not talking

554
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 1: about taking a second wife. And since I got married,

555
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: I can beat my chest and say my husband has

556
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 1: never misbehaved. He worships the ground I walk on. I

557
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: make his food special, and I know it's wrong. It's

558
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: not poisonous. If that is the way my marriage will

559
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 1: be intact, I have no regrets. Come o, girl. But see,

560
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:50,239
Speaker 1: she says, Look, that's where I feel like spells. So

561
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: y'all know, I love me some sci fi, and so

562
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: I watched the Witches and Goblins and all that ship

563
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 1: on TV and what they say about specifically these love

564
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: spells or when you put to spell or like when

565
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: you go back into the past and change the present.

566
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: Then stop laughing listing, but this is real ship. Does

567
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: this sci fi anything? It ain't fitnessy. It's science fiction.

568
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: Nigga's just say it. But anyone. But anyways, when I

569
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: watch these type of shows, there's always a consequence. So

570
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: even when you like do something like if she put

571
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: a love spell on her, nigga, that's probably why they

572
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: don't have kids. It's a consequence to us. I tell you, guys.

573
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: Amelioriti said to me, okay, and I really trust Amelia

574
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: a lot. As far as spells, I believe Amelia Millia

575
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: is clairvoyant. Um if you want to follow her e

576
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: the real one or ether real or whatever. Um. Yeah,

577
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: she said these spells are very dangerous because talk about

578
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: because while they could work, you don't know what you're

579
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: gonna get. Okay, you don't know if you're gonna get

580
00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: an obsession. You don't know if it'll be on hell feet.

581
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: I was about to say, and we see how Lifetime

582
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: movies and the man may never he may never forget

583
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 1: you in a way that you don't like. I want

584
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: to shout out this one person. Let's shout out of

585
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: black business. There's a woman I've been going to, Cynthia.

586
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: I hope you get everybody bitch things that she have

587
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: said to me. I'm gonna say this one thing she

588
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: said to me, Maddie. She told me a large sum

589
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: of money was coming to me and I needed to

590
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:24,080
Speaker 1: be patient. The next day we got paid after but

591
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 1: we also been signed that contract. The next day we

592
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: got paid off, and I was like, Okay, this doesn't

593
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: count because we signed a contract. That night, I got

594
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 1: an eight thousand dollar refund in eight thousand dollar refund

595
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: from a building I lived in in Orlando that said

596
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: I overpaid. That said there was something wrong with my apartment,

597
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: like it was niked. I did not expect at all.

598
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: I thought it was an heir, right. She told me

599
00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 1: two other things that happened that were right, and I was.

600
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: When I was first talking to I was like, Na,

601
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: she don't know me, she's too young, like whatever. Like, anyway,

602
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you guys her Instagram. Her name is

603
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: Cynthia underscore Roy. I believe she'll read some cards for

604
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: you for a cash app or you can do a

605
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 1: full session with her. She's a wreckie healer, tarot reader.

606
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: When she said, I really was shocked, Mandy. I mean

607
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: it was back to back and I was like, yo,

608
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,360
Speaker 1: she had just told me the ship. So anyway, I

609
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: gotta call her tomorrow. But so Tarot cars, if you

610
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 1: guys know, I think there's a deck of like forty

611
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: two or fifty five or some ship like that. To me,

612
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: that be bringing spirits and demons into your life. Well

613
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to. You have to believe in

614
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: the light, dude. And that's the thing, Like you're believing

615
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: in the light doesn't mean it's going to be positive

616
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: or doesn't mean you're not gonna insert negativity or demons

617
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 1: or spirits into your life that weren't there before because

618
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: you because you open in a portal. Yeah, that's what

619
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: this comes from. Charmed in all of my Side five shows,

620
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: I would never and that's the thing, Like I would

621
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: never do. So I do my ship on myself, you

622
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, And like I need to protect myself.

623
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: I need to open myself to certain things or be

624
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: a better communicator, take out feelings of possession and things

625
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: like that. And like, I think that the reason that

626
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: it works and that I won't have ill wills because

627
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: I'll never do it on someone else. What am I

628
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: going to be? Like, I hope a fucking building crashes

629
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,959
Speaker 1: on her. Like, no, I would never do that. I

630
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: think that that's where you get the return, which is

631
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: why sometimes the binding spells I think are a little nuts.

632
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 1: But I want to bring light into myself and then

633
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: I believe it will come back to me and I

634
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: think it has. I want to bring a dick into

635
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: myself and that's about so anyway. Um, with the Tarot cards,

636
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 1: to let you guys know, with tarot readings, each suit

637
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: has fourteen cards. Um, they have face cards. There's there's

638
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: um cards that basically can tell you about your fate.

639
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 1: They can tell you about your money, they can tell

640
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: you about the happiness that you'll have, and um the

641
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: history it's an Egyptian thing. They date back to Egypt.

642
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: And people that can read these cards or pull these cards,

643
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 1: you know, when they're shuffling them, they'll they'll meditate on

644
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: for you. And I believe that's what Cynthia did for me.

645
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: She had to say on those cards, pull them for me.

646
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: I told her, like, you know, whether it be love

647
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: or money or career or whatever. They basically try to

648
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: figure out what these cards pulled in what regard for you. Um,

649
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: So that's taro if you ever start doing taro anyway,

650
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: And she's black, So that's um. The next spell I

651
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: want to talk about is kissing spells. Now, my mother

652
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: told me, um that if you kiss a man on

653
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,719
Speaker 1: the eyelids, he'll never forget you. Have you ever heard that? Nope?

654
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: So I asked Amelia or Tease. I was like, have

655
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,400
Speaker 1: you ever heard this? Because I wanted to make sure

656
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: to do and stuff that was like well known, and

657
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: she was like, yes, I have heard of that. So

658
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna front I did it once on someone

659
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,479
Speaker 1: when I was younger. Every year I hear from him.

660
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: Every few months I hear from him. He tells me

661
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: that I never forget him. He never forgets me. I mean,

662
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 1: in this person been with someone else, and like he's

663
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: always very drawn to me. And I wondered if that

664
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: was it. And when I did it to him, I

665
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: was like really serious about it. He was sleeping. I

666
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: kissed him on both eyelids and I was like setting

667
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: in intention at the time. And I don't know if

668
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: the ship works or pussy dagger, but here's where you

669
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: can use your mouth. You can use kissing to create spells,

670
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: kissing to charge objects. If you guys are a crystal lover,

671
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,919
Speaker 1: I know you have a crystal ring all right, even

672
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: wearing it. Um, what is that is that? Uh? It's

673
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: paint Rose Courts. Rose Courts A bitch, don't know. So

674
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: I just got it out of Limrt Park. Shout out

675
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: to Milan. My home girl. Uh owns a an all

676
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: black like African shop in Lamart Park and there's a

677
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: ton of other black owned businesses and I just went

678
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: in there and I really liked it. Oh well, So

679
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: crystal is the way that they work, you should be

680
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: charging them in full moons. Um, that's the sits on

681
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: my bar, do my liquor, do my liquor bottles, charge

682
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: my crystal or not, but maybe that's your high energy.

683
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 1: So like charging crystal should be in full moons is

684
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: a great time to do it. But you can also

685
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: charge crystals. With a kiss. You send your emotions and

686
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,280
Speaker 1: your energy into the object. Love is a good emotion

687
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: or any positive energy, but do not kiss toxic stones.

688
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: Make sure that you're kissing the right ones. Spells ceiling,

689
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: you can use kisses to seal spells for like jars

690
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 1: and bottles. Placing a kiss like it's an invisible steel,

691
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,959
Speaker 1: You stamp the energy, you lock it in and many

692
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: live over here. Kissing the eyelids is a big one

693
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 1: for a remembrance ritual. Okay, there's another morning one. If

694
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: you're like grieving or someone's past or break up or whatever,

695
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: you can end a ritual with a blown kiss. Or

696
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: if you have like a paper that you're writing on

697
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: to do your spell, you can release it and close

698
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: it with love and sincerity. Um and also for thinking

699
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,879
Speaker 1: as someone who uses tarot cards or any um says

700
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: divination tools. You place gentle kisses at the side of

701
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: the deck after using them to bond with them. So

702
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 1: if you have a really good card that's given you

703
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 1: something good, probably like money. One. Maybe Cynthia kissed that

704
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: ship bit because I got any way, the kissing works.

705
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: So what about kisses on the forehead? I told you

706
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: I love him, my nigga kiss me on the forehead?

707
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: Is that just like an act of affection? I think

708
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: that the forehead is something delicate about me fucking under

709
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: whatever spill I They always say, men that care about

710
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: you kiss you on the forehead, right, But here's what

711
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: about the forehead kisses that get us? This is just

712
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: my own head. We kiss people in the cheek all

713
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: the time. Yes, we kiss people on the lift one

714
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: we're sucking them, but there's not on time. Okay, true,

715
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: but um, I've kissed a lot of people in the

716
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: mouth whatever. Right, when you're kissing the forehead, I think

717
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: it's just another place on the body that's like If not,

718
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 1: it doesn't get any attention really, and it could be

719
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: a platonic thing. Like my father kisses me on the

720
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: forehead and it makes me feel really loved, And I

721
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: think it's almost like a makes you feel safe thing.

722
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. There's there's something about it that feels

723
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 1: very gentle for and and and I've only had men

724
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: ever kissed me on the forehead. My father, I love

725
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: my lover is like my um let me think hospital

726
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: Dick always used to me on the forehead at night.

727
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you noticed that, but like

728
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 1: he would do that a lot. I think it's just

729
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: maybe because I kink it was tall. Who knows. I

730
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: was about to say, maybe it's just my na tall. Um. Okay,

731
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: there's a few things low effort, witchcraft. Okay, carrying a

732
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,319
Speaker 1: crystal that matches your intention for the day. This is

733
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: I think a good one for you, Mandy. If you

734
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 1: don't want to like go out there and humla everything.

735
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, do not You could do

736
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: little things. So if you have a I think it's

737
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: Rose Courts on your crystal. I'm not sure, but that's

738
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 1: a love one. So like carrying it with you if

739
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,959
Speaker 1: you need to feel some love that day. Things like that. Um,

740
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: they say, using herbal soaps instead of I used Dr

741
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: Browner's so and I got a mint one right now?

742
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: So does that count. I don't know. I got the

743
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:49,920
Speaker 1: pink one in the brown one. Why don't you google it? Did? Um?

744
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: Carrying things with you that match your intention for the day. Um,

745
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: herbal teas can clear your body. Girl, I'll just be

746
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: taking a throat coat. I do like coat and meditating

747
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,359
Speaker 1: the last ten minutes of the day. Ending the day

748
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 1: with meditation, which I do. That's good. Does that count

749
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: as masturbation? Yeah, sext bit. Do you know I did

750
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: some sex magic the other day? Okay, let me tell

751
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: you so. You guys know I've been working in TV

752
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: and ship and I needed my green light in my

753
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: contract to come because I'm talking to these niggas this

754
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 1: march bit. I found the logo for Fuse, found the colors.

755
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 1: This is no bullshit. And I know you'll probably listening

756
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: because we're working together. Now. I'm sorry. I funk with

757
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: y'all too. I have a great team I used that

758
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 1: works with me. We talked twice and we to work

759
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: on this show. I masturbated thinking of my show, Mandy.

760
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 1: I masturbated. I was minding it. I said the name

761
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 1: of my show, and when I was coming, I was

762
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: like thinking about it was right here at the forefront

763
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: right fucking here, and Brandon motherfucking called me talking about

764
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: fucking done deal. Are you ready? Are you ready to

765
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: hear this? I was like, I already know because I

766
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: played with my pussy to the ship. I didn't tell

767
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: them that, but like, bitch, are you making that ship happen?

768
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,720
Speaker 1: How are you making things? Call me and everything? Um, okay,

769
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: I need to do that. Then we know what the

770
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: sex magic is great? Can I do it with someone

771
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: or doesn't have to be masturbation? I think if you're

772
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: doing it with someone, maybe it should be a goal

773
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 1: for both of you. But like official box owner, right,

774
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: it's all about the pussy. I know. That's what I

775
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: was thinking. I have goals for it next year, and

776
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna even like showcase my journey. Like,

777
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, five hundred thousand and sales has just

778
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: came to my mind the last couple of weeks. So

779
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 1: I'm like, some numbers that's literally and I don't know why.

780
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: I just the last there's a few numbers that come

781
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: into the five thousand. Is that a fucking no? But

782
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 1: I think you should masturbate to that number. Yes, maybe

783
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,359
Speaker 1: I can do that. I think I think either whether

784
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: it's like maybe half a million, like think that when

785
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,320
Speaker 1: you're playing with your pussy. Maybe do it in the

786
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: room where the boxes are, like have it around, yes,

787
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: scored it all? Somebody bocks, oh jeer so other things

788
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: that can help your spells. Okay, there's some numbers I

789
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 1: want to tell you guys about. People will talk about

790
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 1: what we keep seeing whatever. There's sets of numbers that

791
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: mean things when you're looking at them. The first one

792
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: one one one, and encourage you to keep following your spirit. Um.

793
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,919
Speaker 1: When you see this, you have to listen to your gut.

794
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: If you see one one one around you or a

795
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: lot of ones, know that that's telling you to go

796
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: to the right place, that you're on the right track,

797
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: or follow that track that you're thinking about too too.

798
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: Two is the exact right place the right time, Um,

799
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,479
Speaker 1: Trust in what you want. Do not think of things

800
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 1: that you do not want. When you see three three three,

801
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 1: I mean to two sorry too too too, number three

802
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 1: three three three, mind, body, and spirit. You need to

803
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: focus on all three aspects. Don't get neglect one for

804
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: the other. Think about everything in total looting. When you're

805
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: in a threesome, I like that what I mean or

806
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 1: the bitch in the or the two bitches. I mean,

807
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: you know what I mean in each of them in

808
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,440
Speaker 1: yourself four or four or four. I actually see this

809
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 1: one a lot too the album. So this one is

810
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: a protection one. This makes this will let you know

811
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 1: that you're being protected, not know hope will sent out

812
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,719
Speaker 1: to protect them. Let me tell you why I like

813
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: this one. Mandy mentioned five. Maybe you need to make

814
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 1: it five d thousand, five thousand whatever. I can't say five.

815
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: Five is change and the change is occurring when you're

816
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: seeing this number. Something is about to happen to you.

817
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: Six six six, Now we know that's just bad. Look

818
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: it says it takes step back. Yeah, chill, bro chill,

819
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 1: seven seven, seven, lucky releasing fear. It actually says you

820
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: need to release fear and look forward with excitement. Let

821
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: your fear go. Eight eight balance. You are in harmony

822
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: with the universe, you're thoughts in your actions, and this

823
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: is a cool one. UM means wrap it up. It's

824
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: a loose end. Let it go. It does not serve

825
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: you prepare for the next level because you should not

826
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: be seeing now another one. What if my nigga got

827
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: a nine in Dick let the ladies go and he's sleep,

828
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 1: not keep him and let the other ones go. So sage,

829
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: we talked about sage. Everybody knows it's supposed to clear.

830
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: You want WOWT WOWT. If your sage when you are

831
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 1: watching your sage or candle smoke rise. If it goes up,

832
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 1: the energy is clear. If it goes north, it has

833
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: downloaded the wisdom that you need already. If the smoke

834
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: goes down, it means there's a shift coming. You need

835
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,839
Speaker 1: to be more passionate, send more love where you need

836
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: the healing because something's about to change. If it goes east,

837
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: the energy has been cleared and moved through, and if

838
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 1: it goes west, a transformation is needed. Because you should

839
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: have the funk up now. Moons December, it's in a

840
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: few weeks and there's a full moon coming. You're gonna

841
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,600
Speaker 1: do a spell or if anything is going on, this

842
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: is what it's for. The full moon is for protection, fertility,

843
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: psychic ability, so you may be able to feel like

844
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: you know something's coming, romance and knowledge um and a

845
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 1: lot of people do decision making on these moons. If

846
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 1: you need to do protection spells on yourself, this simple

847
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:39,439
Speaker 1: spell is going to give you some protection. Rosemary, lavender,

848
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: fresh basil mint, Mandy has it, dr browners and a

849
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 1: handful of salt. You take a bath, you put those

850
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 1: herbs in there and you basically, uh, you step in

851
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 1: it for a few minutes before getting in, you sit

852
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: and soak while you visualize what you need. Pick up

853
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: the protective energy because this is a protection bath. When

854
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: you're done, you save a bit of the water and

855
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: the herbs and a bowl and you throw it outside. Also,

856
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: whenever you do a bath like this, sounds like a lot. Bitch,

857
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: Are you're trying to get paid or no? This half

858
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: million dollars? Would you not do this? Ship It sounds

859
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 1: like a lot. Okay, well, anyway bit protection after Okay,

860
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: so let me tell you about the the last spell

861
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,359
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about today. This is a little crazy,

862
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 1: but if you have someone, this could be a return

863
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,799
Speaker 1: to me spell. Also, if you're trying to bring an

864
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,439
Speaker 1: old nigga back, if that nigga left, you leave him,

865
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: let him be. Maybe you left him then I really

866
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: don't want him back if I left him. I think

867
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,879
Speaker 1: if you leave a nigga or he left you, let

868
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: that nigga go. Not always but if it's your twin flame,

869
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 1: he's not. If we left each other, that's not true. Explain.

870
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna explain right now. Mandy. You're ready. You're ready.

871
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: My psychic told me that you are one of my

872
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: twin flames, and I said, ain't no way in hell.

873
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: I said, there's no way she is. She said that

874
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: there's a woman in my life that I have an

875
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 1: intense's kept coming back. No, it wasn't her. I'm gonna

876
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: tell you why. I wasn't. Why did she say my name?

877
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: Did she say my birthday? She ain't say me be

878
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: She told, listen to me, Well, I believe it was Mandy.

879
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,959
Speaker 1: I'm gonna you Here we go, so your twin same

880
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: which is coming in your life? She said, I have

881
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: intense energy with this person. It goes all the way

882
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: up and down, good or bad. Me and Scissors aren't

883
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: like that. She said, it gets really really good and

884
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 1: it gets really really bad, and that my twin flame

885
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: and I had a separation phase and we were brought

886
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: back to each other for good. And I was like,

887
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 1: that's not Scissors, because she's never left me. You and

888
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: I stopped being friends her and moved to New York.

889
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 1: The point is we will always saying each other's live.

890
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 1: You and I left each other, and so we started

891
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: a podcast. Now we made in Mexico. She listened to

892
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 1: the show. She saw your Instagram. You're welcome. Okay, we're

893
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: twin flames. She's lying, but anyway, So basically she was saying,

894
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: here's why I thought it was you. I thought it

895
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: was scissors too. But she's like, you had you have

896
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: immediate connection with this person. You have a very intense energy.

897
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: And she was like, it's up down, up down, up down,

898
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 1: up down. And then she said I had a separation

899
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: period and now they're back, and I have to know

900
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 1: that they're back for good and it's for the better.

901
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't really understand who. And

902
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,360
Speaker 1: she was like, this is gonna bring you, but I

903
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: don't really understand. Maybe your twin flame hasn't come back yet. Mandy,

904
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: are we not making more money? Are we more Ritans?

905
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: We got together? You want to be my soul? So

906
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,439
Speaker 1: you all want to say it, So this o male,

907
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 1: what do we have? Mandy? Tell the truth? Do we

908
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: not get together and start making Maverick Mitcha took a

909
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 1: while before we started making mad brit Okay, so what's

910
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: your point. You came in and cost the money up front.

911
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 1: It isn't investment investments. Normally you spend money and you

912
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 1: should see your return. The point is, so it was

913
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: an investment on the twin flame at Oh, you're my

914
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 1: twin flame and I'm gonna get us matching that coast says,

915
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: maybe we should make it a new horrible decision design

916
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: with a little fire signs. So this week's home God

917
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: you love me? Oh, I don't know. I didn't give

918
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 1: the return to me spell. Oh, go ahead. Also disclaimer,

919
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone listening should use this, but go ahead. Well,

920
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 1: like I said, Ameliorities said that, um, you need to

921
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: be careful when you do these. So there's a few

922
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: different return to me spells. You can write names on

923
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: a paper, look that one up on YouTube. But this

924
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: is the one I have with the string. This with

925
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: the Mexican lady told me. This is to have someone

926
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: think of you r contact you. You need a string

927
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: that represents your target and a string that represents you.

928
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: You sit quietly, run your fingers through the string. You

929
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,799
Speaker 1: think for the perfect scenario for the person contacting you.

930
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: For the next week, you not the string that represents

931
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: them every time you see them or hear from them,

932
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: whether online, on the phone, in person, whether you're looking

933
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: at a photo of them. If they pop up, you

934
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: start basically nodding the string. You stop tying the knots

935
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 1: when you tie the knot the same number of times

936
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: that you want them to contact you in a week.

937
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: So if you want to talk to them every day,

938
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: send them seven knots and no more. Also during that week,

939
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: not it when you think of them, and at the

940
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,759
Speaker 1: end of the week, braid the knot to the two

941
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: sets so they're together. Wear it or carry it till

942
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: your desires feel if it wears out, burn it and

943
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: repeat the spell. This way too many steps and it's

944
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,440
Speaker 1: just too complicated for me. Wait, if he calls you

945
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: or if she calls you, you have to bury the

946
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: cord because you need to just be done with it

947
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: because it happened and you got what you wanted, and

948
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: you can't keep the ship around and confuse the universe.

949
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: So that's the return to me. But you just confuse me. Now,

950
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: go ahead, twin playing what what what? What? Say? It

951
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: can't be it's not it. It's her I'm not that.

952
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm telling you we don't have intense and now have

953
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: intense up and down, had intense up and downs during

954
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: your whole throuffle. I don't think it was intense like

955
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: that you and I fight and we was intense. Have

956
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 1: you seen us when we are it wasn't it like that?

957
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: You also because you were also then eating her bussy

958
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 1: bitch is different like niggas, Like I have intense arguments

959
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: with niggas that I don't have sex with because the

960
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,319
Speaker 1: sex calms down the intensity. So because you was sucking hurt,

961
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: it calmed down the intensity. See. I feel like hospital

962
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,320
Speaker 1: Dick is my twin flame for a man like romantically,

963
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: but he's my twin flame. Hospital thick is my twin

964
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: flame romantically because it's way fucking too intense and he

965
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: always comes up and everybody's always there, like it's always

966
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: a thing. And I think when she said it came

967
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: back for the good, I was like, oh, because we

968
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: got paid, we got my red. And I think there's

969
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: another thing that factor too, which made me think that

970
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 1: when she talked about like, um, the change, like everlasting

971
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,240
Speaker 1: changing in the relationship. If we didn't start a podcast,

972
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 1: I would not think about entrepreneurship. I'd never started thinking

973
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 1: about writing, so I think, Yeah, I thought I was

974
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: going to be a nine to five text selling hole

975
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: for the rest of our life, taking four weeks vacation.

976
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: I really do. But now Mandy, I don't know why

977
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:21,359
Speaker 1: she doesn't accept our faith, accept our fate. I've been

978
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: trying to accept that we were going to wrap up

979
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: with homemail. She loves me. Mandy isn't denial you guys,

980
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: y'all are gonna tweet us about this. I'm telling you,

981
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: she knows. Are you? Are you reading homeler a mine?

982
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: You're reading homel You picked that? Damn? How I want

983
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: to do this? You outline? I just want to make

984
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: funny comments. All right? So here we go the missing plug.

985
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: Thank you for sending pictures, bitch, because you know I

986
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: need him. It's a little bit longer. Here we go. First,

987
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 1: I want to congratulate you on all your endeavors and success.

988
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: Thank God that you guys are twin flames. I've been

989
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 1: listening to your ladies since the beginning, and I love

990
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 1: seeing black women involve home. Please forgive me an advance

991
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: of This is lengthy and has grammatical errors. This is

992
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: why I'm writing this while coming down from my high

993
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: Oh God, girl, what kind? Anyways, you guys are my

994
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: best friends in my head, and when this ship happened

995
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: to me, I couldn't think of anyone to share this with.

996
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: My name is Jordan. I'm two years old from Florida's Tampa.

997
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: To be exact, in my last relationship, I had a

998
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: lot of anal sex. My ex was very well endowed,

999
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: had the longest, thickest, heaviest dick I've ever laid eyes on,

1000
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 1: six three sixties pounds. Must this damn and first and

1001
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: only Tampa, yea first and only got to suck me

1002
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 1: on my ass. He's very aggressive and nasties. I'm sure

1003
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 1: you can imagine how much stretching and prepping to get

1004
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: it up my ass. Anyway, it's been a year and

1005
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 1: I was feeding to get this booty hole stretch and

1006
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: I was at home smoking when my fine d redhead Drugslino.

1007
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: Well I like her told me he was in town

1008
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: all this way from Florida. Jesus Cray, So, who the

1009
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: funk am I to turn downson? Hed girl, I hopped

1010
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: in my shower started training my asshole with this anal

1011
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: plug trainers that I bought, and this has a set

1012
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: of three where they gradually get bigger. Most do well,

1013
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: we we're not going to drop him because they didn't

1014
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: pay for her. And at this episode, which by the way,

1015
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: he has a good seven inches with a nice thicker

1016
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,160
Speaker 1: still significantly smaller than my ex damn, I decided to

1017
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:14,879
Speaker 1: leave the biggest plug in my ass so he could

1018
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 1: see that ship while he ate my pussy. That's cute.

1019
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: I get to his place where vibing, smoking and laughing,

1020
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, he starts feeling in my

1021
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: thighs and telling me it was like my pussy. I

1022
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: let him slip my clothes off and I spread my

1023
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: ass so he could eat it from the back. He did,

1024
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: of course, started ton of sucking my asshole. Immediately, I

1025
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: was concerned because I didn't feel the plug come out,

1026
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: so I started touching my ass and I noticed I

1027
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 1: don't feel the plug in my ass, and I'm having

1028
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: a mini panic attack, and I heard him say, you

1029
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: want me to put this dick inett ass? And girl,

1030
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: all my panic melt away. I let him drill my ass. No,

1031
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 1: you are a why old bitch? Wait? Wait, without checking

1032
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: the bed. But she's in Florida and she young, my

1033
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:58,839
Speaker 1: bad Jordan, but knew a dumbass bitch. So anyway, as

1034
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 1: we started cleaning up, I can't back to my senses,

1035
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: and I say, so, where'd you put the plug? And

1036
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: then Nika looked at me and said what plug? And

1037
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: I explained to him that I had it in on

1038
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: the way over, and we both grew more worried. It

1039
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: couldn't be inside of me, right, I'd have to my goodness,

1040
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: my goodness, that's so far just thinking about it. I

1041
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 1: just want to know something will come out. Okay, I

1042
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: would have felt the plug go that part of my ass,

1043
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: especially since I had his whole dick in there, so

1044
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 1: a long story shirt. We both started looking. We can't

1045
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: find the plug, and I told him I had to

1046
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: lead and did ninety the whole way home. My stomach

1047
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: was cramping, so I had to run up three flights

1048
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 1: of stairs, popped the squat on the toilet low and behold,

1049
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: that fucking club came out my booty hole and into

1050
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: the toilet. I had never been so perplexed in my life.

1051
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: I just want to know have y'all heard of something

1052
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: like this happening. Has a plug ever been stuck up

1053
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: when y'all's asked, this is the first time this has

1054
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: happened in all my years of doing, you know, with

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00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: my ex which is why it wasn't able to go

1056
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: out my ass. My booty hole, ain't that loose? I promise.

1057
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: I just need to know as it's ever happened. I

1058
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: need to know I'm not alone. Now here's her, big boy,

1059
00:53:55,920 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: that's a big gass booty, but it's septim ring of her.

1060
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: But doesn't matter the size of that bootle. Nine, Yes,

1061
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: my booty hurt. The next ay, yes, I'm sure. Did

1062
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 1: you just shoot it out of bututlow the one that

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00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: I was going to mention It's never happens to myself,

1064
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: but I did want to bring up we had an

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00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: episode with Lauren Lauren. I was gonna Lauren who ran

1066
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: a sex store, who said that someone called with a

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00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: plug stuck up their ass and she told him to

1068
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: get better but he got it out. Yeah, that's um,

1069
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: it happens. So nothing has ever got stuck up my ass.

1070
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: But I also for anyone that is using the dilators,

1071
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: especially without you being sure the size of your boot hole.

1072
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: I would say, get the ones with the rings on

1073
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: the outside so that you do have something to pull out.

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00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: I would say, um, and if you aren't into hardcore

1075
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: anal sex, I think you're fine using the different ones.

1076
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: One of the I do want to share. I stayed

1077
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 1: on the Patreon town hall just a little later to

1078
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: talk with our pay trends, and I did actually get

1079
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 1: a tip from one of the guys. He actually suggested

1080
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: to use a glass but plug because the silicone ones

1081
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,919
Speaker 1: actually get sticky and actually can pull and just start

1082
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 1: to be uncomfortable in your I get that. So he

1083
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: actually said the glass ones allowed for an easy either.

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00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,120
Speaker 1: I just love the glass ones because I think they

1085
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: are cleaner, they're more stuff doesn't get stuck on them. Um.

1086
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: I do want to just say, there's a Reddit thing

1087
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: I pulled up, by the way when I read your email.

1088
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: I love Reddit for like all her medical ship, I'm like,

1089
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: do I have cancer? Funk my empty? So your ass

1090
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: is specifically made for fecal matter to come out, right,

1091
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: even though we fucking y ask, it's just saying that

1092
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: it is made for stuff to come out. So you're

1093
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,840
Speaker 1: a lower digestive digestive track is specialized to get that

1094
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: shipped out of there, and they'll do it with great efficiency.

1095
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: But small colon, small muscles along your colon will spas

1096
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: them to push down the ship. Right, so it'll spas them.

1097
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 1: And what it does because there's two sphincter mustard muscles

1098
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 1: in your anal canal. The inner one is not under

1099
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:09,160
Speaker 1: conscious control, so it's basically trying to prevent leakage. The

1100
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: external one surrounds that. So what happens is because it's

1101
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: trying to like us, like when it spasms, it could

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00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: push something up. So when you shove something up there,

1103
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: your body isn't equipped to handle it. Things stretch in

1104
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,320
Speaker 1: ways they aren't meant to, which creates trauma, and the

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00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 1: muscles basically designed to move stool down just do the

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00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: opposite because it's contracting, so it kind of just sucks

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00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: it back up. Um. It's a muscle spasm when something

1108
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: gets stuck because your ass is only going one way. UM.

1109
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: So basically, yeah, it'll sustay in trauma to the muscle

1110
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 1: and the clamping and the nerves will do it deeper um,

1111
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 1: but what comes up will come down. UM. So it

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00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:52,000
Speaker 1: takes a lot of react um relaxing I think injector

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00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 1: Zoe has told me some fun stories over dinner about

1114
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 1: like people getting stuck and ship uh stuff with it.

1115
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: She talks about batteries a lot of magnet I think

1116
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,239
Speaker 1: we you shared that as far as like one of

1117
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: the things that they see in the e R with

1118
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 1: weird sex, that people put those things up there as

1119
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 1: it's just weird. I just don't understand, however, I mean,

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00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:13,880
Speaker 1: I also did have a guy fuck his asked with

1121
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: a with a fucking wave brush before, so you never know.

1122
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: People just literally put anything in their assholes. Um, guys,

1123
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: if you want to send us a whole mail, go

1124
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: on over and email us. It's horrible Decisions at gmail

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00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: dot com. If you need help spelling it, just look

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00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: at the fucking cover art. It's horrible decisions at gmail

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00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: dot com. Also, if you're all caught up with all

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00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: of horrible decisions, we do have a patron Patreon. We

1129
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: also have other podcasts that you guys can tune in

1130
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: and listen to us in different spaces. So I have

1131
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 1: periods is which will be going on a two week

1132
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: break at the end of December, but they're short, digestible,

1133
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: uh Tales of Womanhood if you guys want to check

1134
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: out periods this UM and then outside of that, I

1135
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: have See The Thing Is, which comes out every Tuesday,

1136
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: and that's more of just music, pop culture, current events.

1137
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 1: So check out those two. And we also have some

1138
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: more uh content I've got for Facts Sake podcast with

1139
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: Adella Seppy. We love Eddie. By the way, someone wrote

1140
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: me and uh d M today and told me she

1141
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: hates Eddie. I don't know if you're a real person.

1142
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: There's nobody on this planet who Hey, Eddie is he nothing?

1143
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: Nicest fucking guy. I was like, bitch, are you slow?

1144
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: It was just weird. I did see a clip where

1145
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 1: you were like Eddie's blacker than you, and I was like, okay,

1146
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: so Edny we were talking about like Eddie was like

1147
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:35,000
Speaker 1: I hate boats. I don't know if it's because I

1148
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 1: can't swim, but don't put me on a boat. I like, well,

1149
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: He's like I can't swim, and I'm like, who's the

1150
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: black one? Now He's like, and I love Jordan's I

1151
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: want to say this really quick. I am still casting

1152
00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:48,680
Speaker 1: for the TV show. You guys, I need two kinds

1153
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: of people that I haven't fit in this yet. Okay,

1154
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: the episodes kind of change every day. I need someone

1155
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: if your grandma or your grandpa I'm not joking, used

1156
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: to strip or work in sex work. I need you. Okay,

1157
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: I will pay your grandma. I won't do it, but

1158
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 1: fuse will. We will figure this out. I need an

1159
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: old person that used to be a ho. Not my mom,

1160
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 1: she's already being used. We need someone that actually worked

1161
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: in sex work. We're trying to find Tank Array some

1162
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: of you know her from Humans of New I think

1163
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:23,439
Speaker 1: she would be great. Um and other than that, Uh yeah,

1164
00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:26,439
Speaker 1: that's it. You just need a grandpa and grandma. Yeah, dude.

1165
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,480
Speaker 1: I just had this like very like ah ha moment.

1166
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 1: I was like, what about somebody old, Let's get an

1167
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: old stripper, and they were like, yeah, we love that idea.

1168
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 1: I think it's like super multigenerational. So the old home

1169
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 1: is my mom, but I do need a stripper or

1170
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: someone has specifically worked in sex work. So I'll you

1171
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: send me an email to the Wheezy w t F

1172
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 1: at Gmail and bring your old ask grandma, grandpa. Awesome

1173
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: and guys, as always, we are going to leave you

1174
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 1: with a five minute bonus clip from one of our

1175
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 1: bonus episodes. If you like what you hear there, go

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00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 1: on over to patreon dot com backslash Horrible Decisions where

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Speaker 1: you guys can get three extra bonus episodes every month.

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01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: That's again Patreon dot com back Slash Horrible Decisions. We

1179
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: want to thank you all for tuning in, even the crackers.

1180
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: And that has been another episode of Horrible Decisions. But so,

1181
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:18,800
Speaker 1: a man dies during an orgy after using viagra erection

1182
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: cream a sex addict in a Thailand down cocktail of drugs,

1183
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: including viagra, sounds like something I would I would love

1184
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: if someone gave me like a little drink of Thailand

1185
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: like you don't get anyway. Basically, it's called marathon rub.

1186
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: They put it on his penis um. It's an erection cream,

1187
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: and he put it on before he took part in

1188
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: an orgy in which he died of a heart attack.

1189
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: Forty four years old, collapsed during a monthly rump with

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Speaker 1: friends in a hotel suite and Samu Pracan province, where

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Speaker 1: the police found the erectile dysfunction medication, the cream, the

1192
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: booze and other meds. The cab driver had taken a

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01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: woman to his room and told his friends an hour

1194
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: later that he was feeling unusually tired. They later found

1195
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 1: him unresponsive, naked from the waist down. Um, and they said,

1196
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 1: we do this every month. He came to our sleet

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01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 1: and just sweet and just slept on the couch while

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01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 1: we parted. We thought he was tired. After I shook

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01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: his body, he wasn't responding. In addition, Severn several bottles

1200
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 1: of whiskey, cans, beer, fried chicken, and dried shrimper on

1201
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: the table as well. They said he suffered a heart

1202
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,920
Speaker 1: attack after having energetic sex. Isn't this is the way

1203
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 1: you said you would want to go out like this? No,

1204
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:40,920
Speaker 1: like to death. Also, mahogany I made the outline for

1205
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: that episode. But Wheezy may very much be into this.

1206
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: Someone said sex at a cemetery. Now this just let

1207
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: us know you're into necrophilia. You need a cat recruit

1208
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 1: for this. No, I mean like it's weird, but also

1209
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 1: I would like to die this way. But can I

1210
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: ask you? Um? And maybe we could also ask someone

1211
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: an audience. You guys, feel free to raise your hand.

1212
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: And he's been on clubhouse so long, she's someone in

1213
01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:11,640
Speaker 1: the audience. Yeah, bitch, I'll be on club was like

1214
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: a motherfucker. I wanted to know if this would cause

1215
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: you trauma as someone who was a part of it.

1216
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 1: So you're not dying, wheezy, But if you were to

1217
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: have a group sex, Like if I killed somebody with

1218
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 1: my pussy, would you have PTSD afterwards? I feel like

1219
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: that sells the pussy more like if you let's just say,

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01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: for example, I'm not and this is fucked up, but like,

1221
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: let me just give you an example. My weed guy.

1222
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 1: You guys know, well you're here on the episode coming

1223
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: up from Moca fes that I almost fucking went like

1224
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: I almost died from his weed. And I made a

1225
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:45,080
Speaker 1: joke in my week guy like you could tell people

1226
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 1: send me to the hospital, and he was like, I

1227
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Speaker 1: am so Like, imagine if you sucked a guy and

1228
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: he died and the next guy you're about to you'll

1229
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: be like, yo, we gotta re talk. Someone did bring

1230
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 1: it up. Yes, my mom did have with a guy

1231
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: who had a heart attack and she had to get

1232
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:06,680
Speaker 1: him dressed before the ambulance came. So maybe when I

1233
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: get her out of the house because she has a

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01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,960
Speaker 1: boyfriend now, I would love to hear if she has

1235
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 1: trauma regarding a man having a fucking heart attack in

1236
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 1: the middle of sex and her having to pretty much

1237
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: dress a guy who's almost about to be dead while

1238
01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 1: the ambulance comes. Honestly, I really I think your mom

1239
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: is a champion for it. And as someone who works

1240
01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 1: in the medical field alone said my last words need

1241
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: to be sucking harder, bitch. Okay, hold on. Jamie Williams

1242
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 1: said this, tell him this pussy caught a body. I

1243
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 1: kind of like, you know what, I don't know why

1244
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: we haven't yet and weezy, it may take some time

1245
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: to get our tones together as rappers, but I would

1246
01:03:48,760 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: love to make a horrible decisions. This pussy is a

1247
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: killer type of anthem. I think it would go viral,

1248
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,080
Speaker 1: and I think it would be amazing because he's had

1249
01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 1: a music podcast us for two months and now she's like,

1250
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:05,640
Speaker 1: we need to make a song. Boy, I call I

1251
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: feel like I called my pussy a rent snapper, and

1252
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:11,320
Speaker 1: I know it's a fish, so it's not really good.

1253
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:14,200
Speaker 1: But my pussy be snapping, you know what I mean? Okay,

1254
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:17,160
Speaker 1: if if your pussy had to be a food, like,

1255
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,439
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go with a red snapper. Nobody's about

1256
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,240
Speaker 1: to say I'm a fish bit but but it be

1257
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 1: snapping like it got that. I understand your pussy can snap,

1258
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 1: but there's other animals that bite, and I'm not growing

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Speaker 1: with a fish. Let me look this up. I always

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Speaker 1: google stuff. Cute names for pussy, A kitty cat, a

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Speaker 1: pussy duh. Let me look cute names for vagina. There

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Speaker 1: has to be an article on that a butterfly because

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Speaker 1: it opens Maria. Why would why would they call it

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Speaker 1: a Maria. She's definitely Latina and they always want to

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Speaker 1: bring things back to the Latina community. Okay. Vulverine volve

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Speaker 1: isn't here. And the pink bearded lamb, red wagon, meat curtains,

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Speaker 1: flower fur burger. Okay, I don't like any of these.

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Speaker 1: That's what Cardi B calls it fish lips. Someone someone

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Speaker 1: said juicy fruit or honeysuckle. I like honeysuckle. That's hot,

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Speaker 1: Miss Kitty. I love that you guys are joining us.

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Speaker 1: Why did you m Z kitty? Miss Kitty? First of all,

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Speaker 1: we didn't ask you for your hot mail scream name. Okay,