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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three twelve, Episode

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Speaker 1: three of Like Guys Day production of iHeartRadio. This is

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Speaker 1: a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's

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Speaker 1: shared consciousness. And it is Wednesday, November eighth. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right, November eighth, twenty twenty three. Yeah, eleven eight

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Speaker 1: two three. You know what that is? That means.

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Speaker 2: It's National Cappuccino Day, It's National Parents as Teachers Day,

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Speaker 2: World Radiography Day, and National STEM Day.

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Speaker 1: Let's see what.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's die dive like National Parents.

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Speaker 1: Teacher's Day is gonna is gonna throw up some red

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Speaker 1: flags on like cause you can't let them learn in

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Speaker 1: school because they're gonna learn all that devil shit.

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Speaker 2: It's about parent teacher organizations. Parents as parent teacher organ.

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Speaker 1: I guess we need good people in them, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm gonna withdraw my object. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's not trying to be like yeah, I don't think

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Speaker 2: it's to be like, hey.

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Speaker 1: Man, you know what these teachers are telling your kids.

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Speaker 1: Gonna show them the good Book every the King James,

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Speaker 1: that's right, or like one of those ads. It's like dad,

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Speaker 1: look it up. We're like dead. Oh look it up

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Speaker 1: where like the dad's like playing I'm a little teapot

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Speaker 1: and people are like, you see like this even this

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Speaker 1: tough guy can he can do silly shit? Yeah that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well my name is Jack O'Brien aka, can't you see

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Speaker 1: it's not piss? I just really like ice. I just

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Speaker 1: lied to get to how our Lambo? And then of

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Speaker 1: course the chorus is this piss?

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Speaker 3: Is this piss?

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Speaker 1: Is this?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 1: I just curtesyy BLACARONI the Strokes. I haven't heard that

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Speaker 1: album in a long time. I listened to it this

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Speaker 1: morning and still holds up those baselines really jumping around.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I'm thrilled to be joined as always

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Speaker 1: by my co host, mister Miles Grass.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's Miles Gray aka I lost my AKA one

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Speaker 2: second because here it is.

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Speaker 1: It's Miles Great AKA.

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Speaker 2: I'm walking on erasers. Whoa, I'm walking on erasers?

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Speaker 3: WHOA?

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Speaker 1: And don't feel weird?

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Speaker 2: Bamn paint shout out steaming chuck on Discord, obviously in

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Speaker 2: reference to Jack saying Ron DeSantis in those high heel

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Speaker 1: Be Yeah, it looked like he was walking on chalkboard erasers.

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Speaker 1: For some reason that was too smush he was given. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just too smushy tomash. We've all tried it, haven't we,

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Speaker 1: folks walking on chalk forty erasers.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, I actually feel like I have a

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Speaker 2: memory of trying to.

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Speaker 1: Do that for sure. Yeah, why do I have that memory?

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Speaker 1: Doesn't make any sense. That was a good one that

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Speaker 1: I thought I had done last week, But now in retrospect,

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Speaker 1: I don't think I did. You nailed it. No, I

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Speaker 1: think you just you nailed it right there.

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Speaker 2: And if I did, hey, it's called coming back around again. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: Steaming Chuck.

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Speaker 1: Steaman, Chuck, did I say whom I was? Lacroni? Anyways?

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Speaker 1: We are thrilled, Miles to be joined in our third

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Speaker 1: seat by an actress, improviser, old friend, podcast host who

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Speaker 1: you've heard on Comedy Bang Bang, Spontanean Nation, and seen

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Speaker 1: on shows like Fresh off the Boat, New Girl, Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: nine nine. She co hosts the new podcast Keys to

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Speaker 1: the Kingdom, which is an unprecedented look at the backstage

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Speaker 1: life of Disneyland cast members. Please welcome to this show, Amanda, Oh.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm so happy to be here.

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Speaker 1: It's great to have you.

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Speaker 4: Thank you for the beautiful intro.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you for you know, doing all that stuff

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Speaker 1: so we could introduce you with such enthusiasm.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it all led me to this.

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Speaker 4: Point anywhere here, I am here.

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Speaker 1: How does this rank to like being on Brooklyn nine

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Speaker 1: nine and stuff like that, Like how being on this

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Speaker 1: podcast has to be? Like, you know, I'm a culmination.

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Speaker 4: I would feel like it is this.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I much prefer because I get to be

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Speaker 3: home office. Yeah, so comfortable.

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Speaker 1: So many guitars, very many guitars. Yeah zoom, and we

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Speaker 3: Whoa, I know, I'll play all those for you at

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Speaker 3: some point during the podcast. Now you know, full disclosure,

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Speaker 3: This is really my husband, Matt Gory, friend of the show.

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Speaker 1: He's been on a couple of times.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is his office, and so yeah, every

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Speaker 3: But no, I won't be touching the guitars.

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Speaker 1: Right. It's like a parasite situation where he doesn't even

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Speaker 1: know you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he has no I love you. He doesn't know

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Speaker 3: we're married. He didn't know we have a child together. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a very complex operation that I'm running here, like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's it's.

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Speaker 1: Reallyres by you. Absolutely, yeah, amazing. Well, we can't we

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Speaker 1: can't wait to get to know you a little bit better.

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Speaker 2: I mean we've obviously know each other so well.

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Speaker 1: You old Earwolf holiday party, Miles, and you have mutual friends,

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Speaker 1: You have got mutees, great mutual basically family. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think that's all we really need, right, Like, those

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, friends of friends. And I think I made a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'm glad I made an impression.

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Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. All right, we're going to get to know

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Speaker 1: you a little bit better. First, a few of the

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Speaker 1: things we're talking about, we're talking about Moms for Liberty

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Speaker 1: are back at it again. Baby, we're just talking about them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so they they are trying to get librarians arrested in Florida,

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Speaker 1: of course, So we're gonna talk about that in conjunction

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Speaker 1: with Mike Johnson's porno app. I don't think it's officially

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Speaker 1: his porno app. Yes, I'm guessing the Yeah, he endorses it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if the endorsement is official yet, if

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Speaker 1: he's like appearing in ads. But this is, of course

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Speaker 1: the new Speaker of the House who is in a

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Speaker 1: bond with his seventeen year old son monitoring one another's

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Speaker 1: jack off activity. Jacking off activity, no other way to

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Speaker 1: really describe how much each other's are jacking off. And

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Speaker 1: so we're going to talk about that because that's the

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Speaker 1: other way that the right is intervening and showing off

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Speaker 1: their moral authority. We'll talk about Disney because you are,

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Speaker 1: of course, Amanda, a Disney expert, and we're going to

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Speaker 1: talk about people shitting at Disneyland. We are, of course

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Speaker 1: our two areas of expertise, all of that plenty more.

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Speaker 1: But first, Amanda, we do like to ask our guests,

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Speaker 1: what is something from your search history?

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Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, So the one thing that really did

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Speaker 1: Right? Oh? Like a homebody two year old?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because we're currently like putting her into school and

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Speaker 3: just so crazy because when I google something like that,

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Speaker 3: I really, you know what I'm looking for, and this

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Speaker 1: Right yeah, yeah, it's that sad of like, no, that's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I should be just like texting a friend.

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Speaker 2: Right, Well, that I mean, but I guess it's sometimes

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Speaker 2: our like, our questions are so specific to experience. Sometimes

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Speaker 2: so I can see what's.

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Speaker 1: Cleaner to crowdsource friends, Miles, You don't a friend is

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Speaker 1: gonna want stuff from you, but this is crowdsource can

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Speaker 1: see you cast a wide net, see other people's experience,

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Speaker 3: And then you guys don't always get back to me

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Speaker 3: right away. So that's like, for this specific one, I

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Speaker 1: I don't interact with people unless it's on my podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's yeah, you have to come here with a microphone

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't spoken to my wife in seven years.

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Speaker 1: What I say, it's got to be on Mike. This

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Speaker 1: a five year old I was fighting this exact battle

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Speaker 1: like I'm not going. I'm not not, Like I don't

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Speaker 2: Wait, Like it's like like Trump on January sixth, like

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Speaker 1: He's like, you get back, stay back there, sir. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're doing. It's very transitory though. Wow. We were over

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Speaker 3: They have a little gate on the side of the school,

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Speaker 3: and for like twenty minutes, I was like peeking through

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fuck you yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. You know, she's got a really dirty mouth.

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Speaker 1: Don't touch me, you fucking asshole. You're like Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, sorry, honey, I gotta go do a podcast.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, very important. You know what, you can totally just

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Speaker 1: with your daughter if you want. This is, by no

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Speaker 3: No, this is if I get a phone call from

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Speaker 3: you guys, I got my priorities stroke.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what is something you think is overrated?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm gonna do a Disney theme to go

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Speaker 3: along with the podcast that I'm promoting, because yeah, this

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Speaker 4: But I think something that's overrated.

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Speaker 3: Is a doll whip. Overrated, overrated.

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Speaker 4: You guys know what a dol whip is?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I do I go to? I know what part

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Speaker 1: of the park to go to get my doll whip.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's also vegan, so you know that that

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Speaker 1: shout out to the people who can also enjoy that treat.

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Speaker 1: I know. I know that little bit of information too.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, like I'm not anti vegan, so don't take

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why do we get to that part?

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Speaker 3: What it's gonna seem that I'm anti vegan because the

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Speaker 3: thing I think is underrated is a corn dogs corn dog.

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Speaker 1: So let's go corn dog, Let's go cornduck.

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Speaker 3: But I just I don't know. I just feel like

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Speaker 3: the dolip is the one treat that I everyone's like,

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Speaker 2: It's so funny when you see that, like where you

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Speaker 4: How to make them get the most bang for your buck?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would fuck that trash Oh, I'm hot about

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you that.

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Speaker 1: The was trash can. You say, all right, let's take

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Speaker 1: a quick break. We're gonna come back. We'll talk some

442
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Speaker 1: news and we'll get back into some Disney stuff a

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Speaker 1: little later, and we'll be right back and we're back.

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Speaker 1: And as we discussed with Jared Holt aka Hulton Mania

445
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Speaker 1: on our special Tuesday episode, you know, Moms for Liberty

446
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 1: still out here. I guess we didn't get that get

447
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,639
Speaker 1: into Moms for Liberty that much. But the right wing

448
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 1: movement in these United States is, uh is on the move.

449
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: They're out here strategizing, and they are focusing on schools

450
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Speaker 1: and libraries. And there's a new Florida law that took

451
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Speaker 1: effect which essentially allows for the banning of any book

452
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Speaker 1: that has quote sexual content from schools, and under these guidelines,

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Speaker 1: that would include the works of Oh have you guys

454
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Speaker 1: heard about this fucking pervert William Shakespeare smutted? Really? Yeah,

455
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 1: smut spear is what we call him. But if your

456
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Speaker 1: if your first question is has this led to right

457
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 1: wingers literally trying to get librarians arrested? Yes, yes it has. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We've got some great police bodycam footage showing two members

459
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: of Moms for Liberty complaining to the cops about a

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Speaker 1: school librarian who was breaking the law by lending out

461
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Speaker 1: a ya fantasy novel two teens.

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Speaker 3: Jesus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's and it was pretty salacious. Uh,

464
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Speaker 2: you know it's all about this like teen who's dealing

465
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Speaker 2: with fucking gargoyles.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, but gargoyles are little perverts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I get incredibly horn I get it,

468
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Speaker 2: and like I think there's like a scene where there's

469
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Speaker 2: making out and something that almost leads to sex. Not

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Speaker 2: actually not them actually, but this that's the passage that

471
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Speaker 2: is so object are so objectionable?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a little dry humping or yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: That is what happened. And so they go into the

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Speaker 1: police station with the book like drop it on in

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Speaker 1: front of the presumably like homicide detective. Third degree felony.

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Speaker 1: He's like, what third degree felony? Right there? The governor says,

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Speaker 1: this is child pornography. It's a serious crime, just as

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Speaker 1: serious as if I handed a playboy to her right now,

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Speaker 1: right here in front of you. She is gesturing to

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Speaker 1: like her four year old daughter, who's like here for

481
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Speaker 1: this ship. Yeah as a drag. Yeah, just a fucking

482
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Speaker 1: nightmare for everyone involved. But the book, yeah, it's it

483
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Speaker 1: just doesn't I don't know. It's called Storm and Fury.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well I'm I will be reading this.

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Speaker 1: I know, great advertising, Like if you guys got sued

486
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Speaker 1: by Disney. This is right, I get banned from by

487
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Speaker 1: Mothers for Liberty, Liberty, mothers, what's her name, Moms for Liberty.

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Speaker 3: We're called Moms for Liberty, and we do have great potlucks. Yeah. No,

489
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Speaker 3: I'm not a member of this group, although it sounds like,

490
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 3: I like the community, sounds like a good time.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's just wild that they're going, it's just

492
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Speaker 2: now straight to the police station with a book saying

493
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Speaker 2: you need to arrest them, and also having no idea

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Speaker 2: what pornography is child pornography or laws, Like, truly, this

495
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Speaker 2: is child pornography. If I handed this child pornography, this

496
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Speaker 2: is child pornography. Is like the logic that we're.

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Speaker 3: Using here, I just don't understand because like, do you

498
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Speaker 3: know kids who would be reading that like that age range.

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Speaker 3: It's like your imagination is like the most like vivid

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Speaker 3: pornographic thing at that age, or at least mine was.

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Speaker 3: And I'm just like this book is like paling into

502
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Speaker 3: in comparison to whatever is already going on in those

503
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Speaker 3: you know, tween's minds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, come on, can I get some more

505
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 1: descript words here?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Exactly, they get jiggy to this passage about the gargoyle

508
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Speaker 1: almost having sex, as the kids can take you to

509
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 1: say to this day, I can't get jiggy with this reference. Yeah,

510
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 1: but this is a book that would be like recommended

511
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Speaker 1: as a skip like from one teenager to another, be

512
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: like no, you skip that. They like they don't even

513
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,400
Speaker 1: have sex, like they just like make out and almost

514
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: have sex, like this is this is not the one,

515
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: but this is like the best that Moms for Liberty

516
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: can come up with for the like, you know, evidence

517
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Speaker 1: that there's a plot to spoil the minds of their children.

518
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Speaker 1: The book is recommended, by by the way, for fourteen

519
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 1: to eighteen year olds, so you know, also known as

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Speaker 1: high school age. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, again, it's just like they they were doing, they

522
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: were trying to go to school board route and now

523
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 2: it's just they're like fuck it, man, just go straight

524
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 2: to the cops. It's funny how like the you know,

525
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: some police are like, I don't know what you want

526
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 2: me to do here, They're like the governor said, and

527
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,000
Speaker 2: they're like okay. But then you have like other incidents

528
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 2: is where these parents have tried something like that and

529
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 2: some are like, okay, we're investigating it or whatever, which

530
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 2: is just fucked up because you're like.

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Speaker 3: We're investigating it just the whole police department like reading

532
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 3: that book on their lunch break.

533
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, but yeah, it's just again the like the

534
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 2: cheapening of like actual like this is the same thing,

535
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 2: like they're they're throwing people off from like what real

536
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: child trafficking is, what actual child pornography is by just

537
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 2: going this route of being like they're gargoyles almost banged

538
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 2: and that's illegal, and you're like, you're actually doing a

539
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,959
Speaker 2: disservice to like the actual people who are trying to,

540
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 2: you know, protect children from having to like be in

541
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 2: child pornography. But this is this is a better use

542
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 2: of their time, I guess.

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00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 1: Yeah. Gargoyle sculptures are like aren't they usually nude?

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00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 3: Like yeah, well they're like little like kind of buff

545
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Speaker 3: little men and maybe there's like a little cloth or

546
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Speaker 3: something that they're wearing. But yeaheah.

547
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 2: Anyways, I'm trying to find out why are gargoyles hot?

548
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good question.

549
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Speaker 1: No one is actually answering this. I do like that

550
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Speaker 1: they brought the book in a large Manila envelope. It's

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Speaker 1: a five hundred and twelve page book and they're like,

552
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: this is evidence, State's evidence. Yeah exactly right, clear bag.

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Speaker 4: I just imagine them just like being okay, like and

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Speaker 4: they take the book back and put it in a

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Speaker 4: little jail cell.

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Speaker 1: Right exactly. Yeah, like stop resisting and they throw the

557
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: book down. You're like, oh my god, y'all are yeah

558
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: for real?

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Speaker 2: And this is like interesting too, because it's like that

560
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Speaker 2: one thing we saw in Utah forget. I don't know

561
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Speaker 2: if I haven't checked back in on the state of it,

562
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Speaker 2: but remember one parent was like, oh, if you think

563
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Speaker 2: this book's bag bad, check out the Bible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's such a good point.

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Speaker 2: And like that one that one school board is like

567
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Speaker 2: all right, yeah, we'll look into it.

568
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: Maybe it does need to get banned. And you're like,

569
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Speaker 1: wait what the Bible could get that to man, Yeah,

570
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: but we're fucking crazy anything anything.

571
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: Man, Uh so here we are. But yeah, Bill Shakespeare

572
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: should also be on the They probably can't parse through

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Speaker 2: like the like the like literary nature of Shakespeare and

574
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 2: they're like, how does.

575
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 1: A beast have two backs? And you're like, never mind.

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00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: It's like y'all are reading inner racial porno right now.

577
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: But you're like confused, I don't know these words. Yeah,

578
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: well for an idea of what they have in mind

579
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: for like how to parent? So obviously you know books

580
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: that exist in a universe where set where sex is

581
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: a reality, obviously out the window. Burn those literally. But

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Speaker 1: on the other hand, like how do you keep tabs

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00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: on your children? Well, we have a new house speaker,

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Speaker 1: Mike Johnson, to take our cues from. We just kind

585
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: of skipped over this yesterday. Yeah, this should probably be

586
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Speaker 1: just what our podcast asked is about from now on.

587
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: But so the new speaker, like an old clip from

588
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Speaker 1: a twenty twenty two Christian event called War on Technology,

589
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Speaker 1: went viral over the weekend in which this new speaker,

590
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Speaker 1: Mike Johnson, paused for a moment to praise the tech

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Speaker 1: that allowed for sermons to be streamed. So that's one

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00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: good piece of technology. Well we'll keep We'll let them

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Speaker 1: stick around when we do our war on technology. The

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Speaker 1: other one that he praised Covenant Eyes, his go to

595
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Speaker 1: shamewear app that prevents people from looking at porn. We

596
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Speaker 1: had covered the existence of this shamewear before. It's basically

597
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Speaker 1: you create a buddy system with one other person, and

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Speaker 1: then that person gets a report about your Internet use

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00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: from that week at the end of the week and

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Speaker 1: is like finds out if you stray from a Jesus

601
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Speaker 1: approved browser history. Essentially, it's called Covenant Eye. It's it's

602
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: just so we and so and in this like when

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00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: he's like, I love Covenant Eyes, and my accountability partner

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00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: is my seventeen year old son. That's why are you

605
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: even opening that door? Like, son, you know, I jack

606
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: off right too much. Hey look man, I get it.

607
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: I just jacked off right before to talk to you.

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Speaker 2: Why are we opening this? I mean again, but this

609
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Speaker 2: is I think this is part of how like backwards

610
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Speaker 2: his worldview is. Like because we've talked about how this

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00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 2: guy is also like into like you know, like gay

612
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Speaker 2: torture and like has been with all these like virulent

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Speaker 2: like homophobic groups and like you know, just trying to

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Speaker 2: criminalize gay sex. So he's definitely in like the farthest

615
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 2: reaches of the extreme part. And then yeah, it makes

616
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 2: sense that now he's just using this or that sort

617
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,280
Speaker 2: of ideology is wrapped up in and now I was like,

618
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Speaker 2: and now my on is part of my accountability team,

619
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Speaker 2: and you know this here we are just to further

620
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 2: shame people for whatever the fuck they're doing as humans.

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Speaker 3: Have you guys ever seen this where like a married

622
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 3: couple will be sharing an email address. Do you have

623
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Speaker 3: anyone in like your like I have some you know,

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Speaker 3: some people I know who are like more conservative religious,

625
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Speaker 3: And it seems to be a thing that like there's

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Speaker 3: some suggestion that, like, you know, you should not have

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Speaker 3: your own accounts, right that, like I think, and I

628
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 3: think it's to this the same like premise as Covenant eyes,

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Speaker 3: that this.

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Speaker 4: Will be accountability.

631
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Speaker 3: This way, you can't have secrets from your spouse or

632
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Speaker 3: be like conducting, you know, having affairs or whatever.

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Speaker 1: I don't have anything to hide, bro, Why not have

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Speaker 1: Why would we have separate emails when we could have

635
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: one just giant, unwieldy inbox. Oh my god, I have

636
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Speaker 1: to monitor each other.

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Speaker 3: This would be Matt's nightmare, would be sharing an email

638
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,800
Speaker 3: account with me because I have like three hundred thousand

639
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 3: unread message and he has none.

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Speaker 1: Zero zero in box person. I think the fascists, yeah,

641
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 1: but zero zero inbox people are like a different species

642
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: that I don't I should, like, I want to study them,

643
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 1: like they're a higher life form.

644
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 3: Than yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, like the single email address is very like

646
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 2: Mike Pence, like I will never have a mother, I'll

647
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Speaker 2: never be alone with a woman anywhere because you know,

648
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Speaker 2: because God trust myself.

649
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 3: It is so frightening the whole premise of this. And

651
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 3: by the way, like they have multiple devices, right, like

652
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 3: it's all for show, Like it doesn't.

653
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Speaker 4: It's completely meaningless, right.

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Speaker 1: The idea that this old guy is like his son

655
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Speaker 1: is unable to get around these censors, that like he

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Speaker 1: is beholden to his kind of is very funny to

657
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Speaker 1: me that he's like he did say, he said his

658
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Speaker 1: son's his accountability partner, his son. I'm proud to tell

659
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Speaker 1: you my son has got a clean slate, which is

660
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: funny because no, he doesn't. He's just like better at

661
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: technology than you, you dumb fuck. Yeah, they're like he

662
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: loves drawing naked women though so many drawings.

663
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Speaker 2: This kid has some really explicit stuff, but he's he

664
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Speaker 2: knows the human form, right, but.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, and also like that statement of him being like,

666
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Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you my son clean slate conspicuously

667
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: omits his own slate, which suggests that his seventeen year

668
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Speaker 1: old is like having to like catch him in the

669
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Speaker 1: act of jacking off all the time. Oh god, yeah,

670
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: God like that. I don't know. It's I guess it

671
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't be like and your daughter a playboy right there

672
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: in front of a cop. But it's like telling your

673
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 1: seventeen year old son that you jacked off to a playboy.

674
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: Like there's also not great. I feel like, yeah, I

675
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: shouldn't approve of that, but at least it's his dad.

676
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: I don't know.

677
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how the fattest. Yeah, I don't know

678
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 2: how what the steaks are exactly. But what's funny though,

679
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: is like that there are actual steaks from him talking

680
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 2: about using this app. Because many people heard this and

681
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 2: they're like, I'm sorry, you have spywear basically on your

682
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,840
Speaker 2: phone that monitors all of your Internet activity.

683
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Speaker 1: Spywear for Jesus though, Oh okay, spy in this count

684
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: in this case is Jesus.

685
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. And but either way, Jesus that

686
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 2: you are looking at sensitive materials, can Jesus also see

687
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 2: that through here?

688
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 1: Yes? And it's okay that I look at porn because

689
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: Jesus looks at it. With me, and he's like that

690
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 1: one's all right that one.

691
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 2: Skip this one, skip this one, skip this one, open

692
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 2: a new tab, dude, close to the next.

693
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 3: Setting worse and worse by the minute.

694
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, And like I think that's what's like Now everyone's like,

695
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 2: this is an actual national security risk.

696
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: You have this kind of shit on your phone. Well,

697
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 1: this is what we covered like the first time we

698
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: covered it. In addition to it being like a weird

699
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: like social dynamic where people are like shaming themselves into

700
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: like not and like shaming each other, and like a

701
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: lot of times this is distributed or like it's a

702
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: tool that like your pastor tells you about in these

703
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: communities and is like you should be on Covenant Eyes

704
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 1: if you're not already Covenant eyes Jesus Christ, Like what

705
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 1: a weird. But the other reason that we were covering

706
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: it is it's created by a former NSA mathematician and

707
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: the app reportedly exploits androids accessibility permissions, allowing them to

708
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: record every website visited in the device's browser. And also

709
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: like Google had to remove it from their app store

710
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: because it they were also it was like monitoring everything

711
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: someone did on their phone, not just the browser stuff right,

712
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: And so Google, even with like not famous for their

713
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 1: respect for digital privacy, had to step in and be like, guys,

714
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: this is this is weird.

715
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 3: Isn't the keyword? They're also android? Because I feel like

716
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 3: there definitely don't have iPhones right.

717
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't think you can let me see

718
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: is it on iOS?

719
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 3: Let's seyeah, because I could see where this could be a.

720
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: Useful tool just it's on it's on iOS.

721
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 3: Oh you can get it, just just to like shame

722
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 3: yourself into not like going being on Instagram so much

723
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 3: or like, like you know, if I if I had

724
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 3: an accountability partner, they could be like, oh my god, Amanda,

725
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 3: you like search like looked into pants for like three

726
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 3: hours on Monday.

727
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 4: Like you need to kind of get your act together.

728
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: Also need to specify your searches that you just wrote

729
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: into the into Google.

730
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used more specific than pants for me me

731
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 3: want pants, me pants pants me.

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00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: Then it got into pantsing. It's very weird. It's a

733
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:02,839
Speaker 1: weird rabbit hole.

734
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it right in the end, though, somehow

735
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 3: I find my way back to the north Strom website.

736
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Speaker 1: You stand up and your pants are like fourteen sizes too. Big,

737
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: but so even he like, on the one hand, at first,

738
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe he's just like saying this because

739
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 1: it's like a weird like Christian cred thing, you know.

740
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 1: But he specifically was like complaining about how it was

741
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: baggy or sorry, how it was buggy. Not like your

742
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: pants baggy, but it was buggy, and had flagged two

743
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: women conversing with his son as questionable. So like he

744
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: has like detailed user experience that he's like talking about

745
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 1: with this thing that was created by some creep who

746
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: used to work for the NSSAY allegedly and just uses

747
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: the idea of Christianity to like get people to send

748
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: him their porn browsing history.

749
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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, the surveyor who thought the surveillance state was kinky.

750
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 2: Just like they're like, yeah, man, I don't know if

751
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 2: that's I can see everything with this app. It's just

752
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 2: again I don't know. I think it's just more parody

753
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,640
Speaker 2: for what's happening, because it's like this guy is we

754
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 2: just had we were talking earlier about how he had

755
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 2: no bank account. Now like one of his like spokes

756
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: he was like, he has a bank account, he just

757
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 2: didn't report it. And you're like that's better.

758
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 1: That's weird.

759
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 2: Man, So much murky shit going on with him, it's

760
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 2: just so like but I guess that's part and parcels.

761
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. He also like spearheaded at Christian based law school

762
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: in Louisiana, which never actually had any students and ultimately

763
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: lost five million dollars. Oh yeah. The Washington Post like

764
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: did a deep dive where they were like where did

765
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:47,959
Speaker 1: that money go? And why were you over selling this thing?

766
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: After you got a report that was like, this is

767
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: a fucking bad idea. Man, Nobody there is literally nobody

768
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: who there's no base for this, Nobody's going to be

769
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: interested in this, and he just like kept selling it.

770
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: Have to pushing it.

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00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 2: So oh so no one wants an institution that focuses

772
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Speaker 2: on training Christian attorneys in northwest Louisiana.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean it sounds like a surefire bet right

774
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: there when you say it, But I don't know. I

775
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: guess I guess the data said otherwise.

776
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 2: So yeah, anyways, a lot of question marks about this speaker,

777
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 2: but hey, this is yeah, I mean it's like, yeah,

778
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 2: it's funny, like even without this like weird stuff going

779
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: on in his personal life, just like his the like

780
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: where he's at on certain issues is like.

781
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: Enough to be liked.

782
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 2: He he is like a gargoyle who's like on the

783
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 2: side of a church. Yeah, like his whole energy, but

784
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: without his clothes on, without his clothes on.

785
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: Well, actually with a suit on, because he's one of

786
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: those you know kind gargoyles.

787
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,919
Speaker 3: I'm getting an alert here, I've got your guys's what's

788
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 3: it called?

789
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 1: What's the covenant?

790
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 3: Eyes here just alerted me that you guys are having

791
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 3: some some naughty search histories. No, no, I am gonna

792
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna add you on Covenant. I so accept my request.

793
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 1: Except my gargoyle no pants, that's my story. Gargoyle hung

794
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: just hung from the side of the building.

795
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 2: From What the heck you're talking about, Dad, I was

796
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 2: asking the gargoyles I was hanging out somewhere and I

797
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 2: misspelled it.

798
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: Parents just don't understand. Let's uh, they should add a

799
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 1: burse to that song that's about parenting a covenant account

800
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: with your parents. Yeah, will Smith come back baby goes

801
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: on national television and brags about how you don't jack

802
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:49,479
Speaker 1: off at all. Oh no, oh boy, Well hey, maybe

803
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: he's levitating. I'm all that I'm all that being so chaste.

804
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: That's right, All right, let's take a quick break and

805
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna come back. We're gonna talk Disneyland and Disney World.

806
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back. We're back, Amanda Lund.

807
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: You have a new podcast we mentioned up top Keys

808
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: to the Kingdom, by the way, well named I don't

809
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: I don't often say that about about podcasts, but just

810
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: a perfect name. But you're you are using your background

811
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: as a Disney Park cast member, as well as a

812
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: bunch of research and interviews to take people behind the scenes.

813
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: And there's one story that popped onto our radar about

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00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,400
Speaker 1: people people are apparently pooping all over the park in

815
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: places they're not supposed to do.

816
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I it was wild, how I like when we

817
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,320
Speaker 2: were putting together stories for the episode, like this story

818
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 2: like literally dropped like yesterday's on s f Gate.

819
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: Highly regarded journalistic outlet, by the way.

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00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 2: And so the story is sort of going on a

821
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 2: lot of stories that are being shared on Reddit by

822
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 2: former cast members and guests that seem to overlap. So

823
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 2: one person posted in like a Disney Subreddit quote, I

824
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,959
Speaker 2: am in the queue for Rise of the Resistance. Someone

825
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 2: let their kid take a dump on the floor and

826
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: then they just walked out and left it.

827
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,240
Speaker 1: WTF.

828
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 2: Then someone replied, for the skeptics, this actually happened. Fun fact,

829
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 2: this was one of three shit related incidents at Rise today.

830
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: Less fun fact I was here for all three of them. Wow,

831
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 2: So it sounds like shit like this and the punt

832
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 2: is intended has also happened on attractions like Flight of

833
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: Passage at Disney World. Someone said, quote, let's just say

834
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,240
Speaker 2: that the attraction I work at has what the cast

835
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 2: ended up dubbing quote the poop hall because of the

836
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 2: amount of times guests have gone in there and pooped.

837
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Speaker 2: We even put up a camera and it didn't stop it. Now,

838
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: I don't know how hyperbolic courage is.

839
00:43:56,080 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 3: This must be because the lines are long and like perhaps,

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00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not surprised. I've heard of one instance

841
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 3: of this, but it was at Hong Kong Disneyland. Okay,

842
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 3: then that was a friend told me a story. I

843
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 3: think a guest maybe pooped in like a planter.

844
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, at least that's a planter versus right there

845
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: in the line for right, planter. Are we not supposed

846
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: to poop in the planters? Have been.

847
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 4: Okay, so you've been pooping in the planters?

848
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 1: Is that? I mean, I haven't. I'm not going to

849
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: say like I did it frequently, but like I thought that, Yeah,

850
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: like fertilizer, good for the plant.

851
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 2: Let's just say his living room stinks.

852
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, falancing on like a tiny little But at the

853
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 3: custodial the custodial staff at Disneyland, they've got stories and

854
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 3: we actually this isn't poop related, but we talked to

855
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 3: a Wall Street journal journalist who had written a story

856
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 3: about people spreading ashes. Yeah, and that is a super

857
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 3: common occurrence in the Haunted Mansion specifically. And here's just

858
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 3: like a little tidbit. We talked about this in the

859
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 3: last episode of the podcast. But when the custodial notices

860
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 3: someone has spread ashes, they call it in over their

861
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 3: little walkies as code Grandmas. But then they got in

862
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 3: trouble for doing that, so they had to call it

863
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 3: like whatever, clean up. Yeah, something.

864
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 4: It's incredible that like that kind of stuff goes on.

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Speaker 3: And I don't know, I mean, I personally have never

866
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Speaker 3: even really seen or smelled poop at Disney.

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00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, they want to keep the princesses insulated from

868
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: that sort of thing they need you to.

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Speaker 3: Just Yeah, and now that I say that, it's that's

870
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 3: a lie because I did smell a lot of poop,

871
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Speaker 3: poopy sipers.

872
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 2: Kids diapers. Yeah, like is it it? I get that too.

873
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 2: Like when you have thousands of little kids having to

874
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 2: wait in long lines, shit happens.

875
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 1: There, you know, exactly, like it needs they should have

876
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: more bathrooms along the path of the line because it's like,

877
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: you know, I was at Disney World less than a

878
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: year ago, and you know you are waiting for hours

879
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 1: if you don't remember to like get your kids, like,

880
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: get your kid to the bathroom beforehand, Like it's at

881
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: some point your four year old is going to be like, look, man,

882
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,479
Speaker 1: it's not It's not a question of if or when

883
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: it's happening. It's a it's a question of where it's happened. Right,

884
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 1: You got to bite the bullet and just be like, well,

885
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: I just waited in a three hour line for nothing,

886
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: right right, right, which is fine, But then your kid's

887
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 1: gonna be like upset about having to mess that. But yeah,

888
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: and I was curious if it's like because there's a

889
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: lot of stories about adults going to the bathroom two say,

890
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: you're like, hold on, what the fuck's going on? It's

891
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: not just kids, And I don't know.

892
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 2: If it's like, are people having some kind of like

893
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 2: mightyical ALKI phenomenon kind.

894
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: Of thing, you know, like people who have to like

895
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 1: go to a bookstore and got to take a dump suddenly,

896
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,080
Speaker 1: Like are people just overwhelmed by the magic Kingdom and

897
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: like their bowels go fantasmic on them or what? I

898
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: think you might be.

899
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think you might be onto something.

900
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 3: I feel like people are just so excited right right, yeah,

901
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 3: and like maybe the clam chowder doesn't help. Not for me.

902
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: That's what I do to, just walking around with a

903
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: bread ball of housing it, just housing it and then

904
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: no spoon, no spoon, like a fucking viking sipping out

905
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: of my vanquished enemy's skull. Ye, And it's just as

906
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: tough as that.

907
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, except it really gross. And people are

908
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 2: like do you have to like slurp that like in

909
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: line right in my ear, and like, look, it's been

910
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 2: here in a while, but it sounds like the code

911
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: system like is normal, right, because like you just said,

912
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 2: there's code Grandma or whatever. They altered it for spreading ashes.

913
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 2: And there's also a code for feces, which was code

914
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 2: H for like horse manure, So the custodial staff you're

915
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 2: clean up any like horseshit like on Main Street. And

916
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 2: now they also have human code H for the human variety, which.

917
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: Is human code H. Is so foreboding. That's like, that

918
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: doesn't make me less curious what's going on. I'm following

919
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: the employees who are like, we got a human code

920
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 1: H over here. We gotta like it sounds like it

921
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 1: to Tunetown or something like it. Or there's like some

922
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: solilent green thing happening.

923
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's scary.

924
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 3: I bet they clean it up like so efficient efficiently

925
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 3: that you like wouldn't even notice. Like I heard a

926
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 3: story that one time at Disney during Christmas. You know,

927
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 3: they have those big like Clydesdale horses. Okay, so one

928
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 3: of the horses like dropped dead and they put like

929
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 3: a little tarp over it. But they don't obviously want

930
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: just like a dead horse in the middle of Main Street,

931
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:09,439
Speaker 3: so they surrounded the horse with Christmas carollers Oh my god.

932
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 3: Oh wait, as a way to kind of like distract

933
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 3: from like to see here.

934
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad tarp. Shut the fuck up.

935
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. So I wonder if they'd do the same

936
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 3: thing with like a little turd on the ground, if

937
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 3: they'd be like quick Pinocchio, like go over there, like

938
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 3: do some animation.

939
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: In front of the little turd and put like a

940
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: nicky hat on it on top of it.

941
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 3: Oh, it's nothing, because anything is that can be made

942
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 3: a magical moment, you know, and that is what Disney

943
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 3: does best.

944
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's more whimsical than a pile of excrement with

945
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 2: a Mickey hat. I can't think of anything else like that?

946
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: Would that would probably? Right? Mind it? I wonder like,

947
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: do the people who run the show who are like,

948
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: all right, get me twenty carollers over here and just

949
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: have them circle the horse carcass and story like that's

950
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: that's a sort of genius that I feel like, are

951
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: these people who like, what is your background when you

952
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: get to that position? Is your background like being a

953
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: casino pit boss? Or are you are you coming from

954
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: like the world of like you know, I've been involved

955
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: in many kinetic situations in the Middle East, if you

956
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. They're probably coming from the Pentagon,

957
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: Yeah right, yeah, yeah, the Pentagon is a revolving door

958
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: between the Pentagon and be like controlling, like being the

959
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: eyes in the sky at Disneyland and Disney World.

960
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 3: You would think so, but I think the road to

961
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 3: getting like that job is just being a Disney adult

962
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:39,839
Speaker 3: and believing so heavily in the magic that you will

963
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 3: do whatever it takes to protect the magic.

964
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: Including if a kid sees the dead horse, that kid

965
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 1: needs to go because otherwise he's going to get out

966
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: into the world start talking about it and he's going

967
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 1: to just hit the magic a little bit.

968
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 3: Or what you do is you indoctrinate that child and

969
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 3: you make sure they have a lifelong career in the company, right,

970
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 3: like keep your enemies closer, oh right.

971
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,399
Speaker 2: Right right, absorb them. They're like, hey, kid, we got

972
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 2: a lot of potential. Don't wait it out there in

973
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 2: the real world. You should you should apply that here

974
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: in the Kingdom.

975
00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 1: What do you think if you ever get the sense

976
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: that they're turning, you gotta you gotta take care of

977
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: that really quick. Oh yeah, yeah. They're like yeah, and

978
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 1: they and they do a thing. They're like, you don't

979
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 1: want a bunch of carollers singing around you, right, you know?

980
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: What to focus on. Right end up spread around the

981
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,400
Speaker 1: hunted mansion, do you yeah, you.

982
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:33,359
Speaker 3: Take them over to Tom Sawyer's Island. Yeah, just take

983
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 3: a little boat ride. Take a little boat ride with me. Yeah.

984
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: The real grim like a mob hit on the canoes.

985
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 4: You know those canoes that no one goes on.

986
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's let's go on a canoe.

987
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 1: Right to go fishing? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

988
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: let's do that.

989
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 2: It's interesting too, like even how like even the design

990
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 2: of I didn't realize there are certain parts of the

991
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: park that are like sort of acknowledging rivers of excrement.

992
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 1: Which I did not know. This is alleged.

993
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 2: Allegedly in Liberty Square, there's a there's an odd brown

994
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 2: path that is meant to hearken the sixteenth century when

995
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 2: indoor plumbing didn't exist and represent the river of excrement

996
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 2: that would have been flowing when people emptied their chamber pots.

997
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 2: So they're like, I don't know if like this is

998
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 2: what they're trying to do, Like it's supposed to look

999
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,800
Speaker 2: like an odd path, but like people with a historic

1000
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 2: lenses like that kind of looks like back in the

1001
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 2: day when people just dump their pooh and p out

1002
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 2: in the middle of the street and created a little

1003
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: sewage river.

1004
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 4: Huh yeah, yeah, the imagineers are really sick.

1005
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:39,959
Speaker 1: Oh you sick fucks. Yeah. I think to your point,

1006
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: like one clinical psychologist explanation behind like public defication includes anxiety,

1007
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 1: and I think, you know, kids getting ready to go

1008
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: on a ride or even like adults. I saw some

1009
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: like pretty wild shit happened, like as an adult got

1010
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: to the front of like the longest line I waited

1011
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: in when I was at Disney World was like the

1012
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: Ratituey ride, and like there was an adult who like

1013
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,640
Speaker 1: wanted their ride to go like exactly the way they

1014
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: had envisioned it, and so they didn't want to ride

1015
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: with anybody else next to them, and the people had

1016
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: to like kick them off the ride because they were

1017
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: like fighting with them. It was like very very sad. Yeah,

1018
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: but it's just like too much.

1019
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 3: People truly snap. And you just also have to imagine

1020
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 3: like the amount of people going through Disneyland, like on

1021
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:34,279
Speaker 3: any given dal, Like their crowd control is so good

1022
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 3: that you don't even really can't even comprehend how many

1023
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 3: people are actually around you, and so just statistically, like

1024
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 3: some of those people are going to have a tummy ache, right, Yeah, yeah,

1025
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 3: I think it's also too.

1026
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 2: It's kind of like, you know, I get the anxiety

1027
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 2: part because it's so fucking expensive to go to Disneyland

1028
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 2: disney World, and if you don't live in Florida or California,

1029
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 2: like that's an expense, people say, a lot of fucking

1030
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 2: money to take their family to go have this experience.

1031
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 2: And I can just see how that can mount to

1032
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,399
Speaker 2: a point where yeah, maybe you know, your stomach goes

1033
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,520
Speaker 2: goes haywire a little bit, I to take a shit,

1034
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 2: But I mean it's like I feel like it's the

1035
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 2: same way, like right, like we were talking like earlier,

1036
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 2: like when the show first started, We're talking about how

1037
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: there's so many fights with parents at Chuck E Cheese

1038
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 2: and yeah, yeah, that's also because they serve alcohol. But

1039
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 2: a lot of people also point to the fact that

1040
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 2: a child's birthday coupled with like maybe stressed finances and

1041
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 2: things like that can create like a high anxiety environment

1042
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 2: that can just go off at any second.

1043
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: And I've seen recently like clips of like people fucking

1044
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 1: scrapping at Disneyland too, and you're like, I can see

1045
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: how like all of that can come together where it's

1046
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 1: coming out in like people getting aggressive with each other

1047
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:51,800
Speaker 1: or maybe just vers.

1048
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 3: Left taking just a little poop, just squatting in line

1049
00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 3: Pirate to the Caribbean and just like letting a few

1050
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 3: up and then moving on your way, saying, Hey, it's

1051
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,359
Speaker 3: my numbers up, I'm going to get on this ride.

1052
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, money I'm paying, I should be allowed to take

1053
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: a shit in this line.

1054
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 3: Right, exactly right.

1055
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 2: And I get why too, Like that the person you're

1056
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,399
Speaker 2: talking about, Jack probably who knows how much money they spent,

1057
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 2: and like in their mind they're like, no, no, no,

1058
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:23,759
Speaker 2: your motherfuckers, oh me this, I'm getting ratitude this fucking way.

1059
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 2: And you're like, well, we have like thousands of people

1060
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 2: in line here, like we can't really guarantee that. Yeah,

1061
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 2: people want to fucking lose it, but hey, I don't know,

1062
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 2: you know.

1063
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 1: And like the Disney like business plan has been like

1064
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:40,520
Speaker 1: I remember we were talking within the last year the

1065
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 1: like park attendance was down, and then it was revealed

1066
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 1: that was actually part of their plan because they just

1067
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: like charged so much money that people would actually stop

1068
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: coming in such high numbers to the park, and like

1069
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: it wouldn't the drop in attendance wouldn't offset the amount

1070
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 1: of money they were making, and it would make it

1071
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,439
Speaker 1: like a better experience for the people there, except of course,

1072
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: for the people who can't afford it and are like

1073
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: Jesus like having a breakdown because they're realizing like they're

1074
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 1: putting too much pressure on this moment because they've gone

1075
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: into debt to accomplish it.

1076
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 3: It's that's crazy. I mean, if I was a billionaire,

1077
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 3: like I would just become a Club thirty three member

1078
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 3: and like pay whatever thirty thousand dollars a year just

1079
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 3: to have that kind of like no line experience.

1080
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's Club thirty three. That's real. That's a

1081
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: club at Disney that's like behind the scenes and it's

1082
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 1: invite only. Oh you get beat into it by Mickey

1083
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: Mouse and Pluto. You have to name a bunch of

1084
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,919
Speaker 1: cereals why they ala?

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Speaker 2: No, that's the Proud Boys when they're doing Sorry I

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Speaker 2: get it mixed up sometimes.

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Speaker 1: But yeah.

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Speaker 2: I remember, like I had a friend who was like

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Speaker 2: whose family was fully Disney brained as kids, and I

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Speaker 2: remember they, through somebody at their church they went to

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Speaker 2: got the chance to go and eat at the restaurant

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Speaker 2: and ship and like like for them, it was like

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Speaker 2: ascending to the next level of existence. They're like, we're there, dude,

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Speaker 2: Like you'll never see it. Who couldn't take pictures? And

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Speaker 2: like there are there are some pictures on the internet,

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Speaker 2: but apparently those like totally unauthorized because you're not you're

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Speaker 2: not supposed to have images of coveted club.

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Speaker 3: I've been in. I've done a few special events.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, and thirty grand I mean.

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Speaker 3: Of course it's amazing. There's a full bar, there's a buffet.

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Speaker 1: Hey is it how close? Is how similar is the

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Speaker 1: vibe to the eyes wide shot party?

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Speaker 4: Oh it's quite there's quite a bit of overlap.

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Speaker 1: Yeaeah single icy piano key the whole time you're walking

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Speaker 1: in yes, plague doctor masks. Yeah. Well, Amandli, what a

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Speaker 1: pleasure having you on the show. Where can people We'll

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Speaker 1: find you, follow you, hear you all that good stuff?

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Speaker 4: Well, thank you for having me. This was amazing.

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Speaker 3: I laughed, I learned, I loved. I met at Amanda

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Speaker 3: fun Buns on Instagram. Curious there's some cat photos there

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00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 3: for you. And then Keys to the Kingdom is out

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Speaker 3: wherever you get your podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Amazing, and hey, is there something that you learned that

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Speaker 1: you were like, this is so much darker. This goes

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Speaker 1: beyond anything that I expected coming in to Keys to

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Speaker 1: the Kingdom.

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Speaker 4: I thought you met on your podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, say the guard just imagining like the gargoyles dick

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Speaker 3: was pretty dark for me.

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Speaker 1: It's a super big gargoyle dick. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: There's so much on Keys to the Kingdom. I like,

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Speaker 3: I can't even really pinpointed. But there's there's a story

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Speaker 3: about speaking of shit. Actually, one of our anonymous sources

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00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 3: has a pretty good story about being dressed as a

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Speaker 3: pirate and shipping their pants and having to take the

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Speaker 3: ferry with guests to costuming backstage while they had a

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Speaker 3: underwear filled with oh well shit and it was like

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Speaker 3: on their shoes and stuff too, because they had a

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Speaker 3: they had a big accident. Oh no, wow, that was dark.

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00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 1: Constant thing at Disney, Like, they're right, they're drawing it

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00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:33,200
Speaker 1: out with their weird alchemy of like painted on rivers

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Speaker 1: of shit and they're interesting.

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Speaker 4: Amazing, But anyway, check it out.

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Speaker 3: Check it out, and uh, you know, even if you're

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Speaker 3: not a super big Disney fan, I think you'll still

1137
00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 3: enjoy hearing about kind of like the workplace my new

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00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 3: show working for like these big corporations pretty interesting, amazing.

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Speaker 1: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoyed?

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Speaker 4: Oh I wanted to, Yeah, I have something.

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00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,560
Speaker 3: So this is if you want to kind of relax

1142
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 3: and get away from Twitter and Instagram, check out YouTube.

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00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 3: And every morning in my house we put on an

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01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 3: ambient AI generated screen saver. So if you just YouTube

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01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:13,600
Speaker 3: like like Fall Festive Fall screen saver, there there will

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01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 3: be so many like autumnal scenes with like rain and

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01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 3: a fireplace, and usually there's like a cat or a

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Speaker 3: dog like breathing like really softly on a big sofa.

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Speaker 3: But they're all AI generated. So then you'll start looking

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Speaker 3: closer and seeing these like weird things like oh, why

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01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 3: is there just like a pumpkin in a cage like

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Speaker 3: in the foreground, Just really strange stuff that we have

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Speaker 3: one on in our house every single morning, and they're

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Speaker 3: really relaxing and also kind of fun to just scan

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Speaker 3: through and see if you can find like the weird

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Speaker 3: things that the robots got wrong.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, cage, pumpkin in a cage.

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Speaker 3: Because they'll just be like a credenza with like some

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Speaker 3: pottery on it and like some fall pumpkins. And then

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Speaker 3: you look close and you're like, why is there just

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Speaker 3: like a pumpkin and like a scary torture cage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but from a distance, you wouldn't even think twice.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's Cinderella's like carriage, was that? Yeah? Or like

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Speaker 1: had did did that carriage like kind of operate on

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Speaker 1: its own? Or it came with horses?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, so like the mice got turned into

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Speaker 3: horses horses, someone got turned into a driver's.

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Speaker 1: So you wouldn't you wouldn't need to cage that pumpkin

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Speaker 1: when it wasn't when it was asleep, when it was

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Speaker 1: just in pumpkin form, because even if it got turned back,

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Speaker 1: it would just get wheels and probably go doors. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: that theory is out the door, but you know, we'll

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Speaker 1: we'll solve it one of these days. AI is so

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Speaker 1: good at its job. Well amazing. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for being on Amanda Miles. Guys, where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: What's work media you've been enjoying?

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Speaker 2: Find me on the at base platforms at Miles of Gray.

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01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 2: If you like basketball like Jack and I do, check

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01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,560
Speaker 2: out our basketball podcast we do within our National Basketball

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Speaker 2: Boosti's sorry that was a bad way to promote it.

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Speaker 1: Miles and Jack got bad meds Boosti's look in this.

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Speaker 1: The new season is giving us moments worth talking about.

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Speaker 1: And let's see a tweet.

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Speaker 2: Oh and also, if you like ninety day Fiance like

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Speaker 2: I do, check out my other show for twenty day

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Speaker 2: Fiance with Sophia Alexandra. Let's see a tweet. I like

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Speaker 2: its from Mike Kaplan at Mike Kaplan m y qkap

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Speaker 2: l A and tweeted this is from back in twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Andrew t just put it on my radar. But I

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Speaker 2: gotta shot this one, I said, just learn that Nancy

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Speaker 2: Drew is short for Nancy Drew conclusions from clues she

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Speaker 2: found as evidence to solve mysteries.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes sense, makes sense. That's a great name.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Obrian

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Speaker 1: work of media I've been enjoyant is the app, the

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Speaker 1: free meditation app, Soothing Pod. I don't know, I'd heard

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Speaker 1: a lot about like Comb and like all those other ones,

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Speaker 1: Southing Pod is free. It's got a bunch of good

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Speaker 1: meditations on there. You don't have add right now, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so because it doesn't cost any money. So no,

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Speaker 1: I'm just not I didn't realize you're like, legit, you're

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Speaker 1: really fucking with this thing. I was like, wait, what

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Speaker 1: you really fucking I was like, you can get a

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01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: friend to me on there, and then I will monitor

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Speaker 1: your meditation precices and see what you're meditating to, and

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Speaker 1: you know, I might have some voiceovers in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the meditations telling you to send me money in

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Speaker 1: the mail. But wait, it was just like they're guided

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Speaker 1: meditations or something. Yeah, there's just guided meditations. My therapist

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Speaker 1: turned me on to it and was just like this

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Speaker 1: one's like free for some reason. All the other ones

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01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:46,200
Speaker 1: like they eventually are like to unlock this pay that's

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Speaker 1: much money, or like you have to subscribe, and this

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01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: one is just free and pretty good. Like it's got

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Speaker 1: a lot of stuff on there. Okay, yeah, so check

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01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 1: that out. I did a real work of media instead

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Speaker 1: of a funny tweet.

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Speaker 2: I know that was like that like in the beginning

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Speaker 2: of the lockdowns, and I was shouting out that one

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Speaker 2: app that was just that gave you like a three

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Speaker 2: D audio of like being in nature.

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Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, yeah, I get it. Sometimes those apps

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Speaker 1: they just they take you away, they take you. You

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01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,439
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore o Brian.

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Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist where

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Speaker 1: at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook

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Speaker 1: fanpage on a website daily zeitgeist dot com where we

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Speaker 1: post our episode in our footnote No, we're link off

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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,

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Speaker 1: what song do you think people might enjoy?

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Speaker 2: This is a track from the artist Lola Young from

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Speaker 2: Southeast London and this track is called.

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Speaker 1: Conceited and it sounds like if like Adele was like

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Speaker 1: a cigarette smoker in a little bit like primier, like

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01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 1: in not in a negative way, just a little more

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Speaker 1: like just mom so like what she does this track

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Speaker 1: is really dope. So check out Lola Young Conceited.

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Speaker 2: It's like if Amy Winehouse and Adele kind of came

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01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 2: to kind of get Lola Young and I and anyway,

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01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 2: she's a amazing vocalist. The instrumental that you're singing note like,

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Speaker 2: it's all fantastic. So conceded lowly Young check it out

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Speaker 2: with a link off to that in the footnotes. The

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Speaker 2: Daily Zeits is the production of iHeart Radio. For more

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Speaker 2: podcasts from iHeart Radio, it's the iHeart Radio, w ap

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01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 2: Apple podcast or wherever.

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01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,040
Speaker 1: You listen to your favorite shows. That's going to do

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01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: it for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell

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01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,400
Speaker 1: you what is trending and we will talk to you

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01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: all then Bye bye.