Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my wife. This
Speaker 2: comes from John. John's wife was born in Europe, a
Speaker 2: very old school European. She despises telemarketers, especially when they
Speaker 2: bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity for
Speaker 2: mister Michael Oppenheimer. Her coworker and boss will flip out too,
Speaker 2: phone tap all of them. What the hell? All right, John,
Speaker 2: We're gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones. Is mister
Speaker 2: Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her coworker, and her boss.
Speaker 2: Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today? Man?
Speaker 3: Fine, thank you.
Speaker 1: We have some discounted candy here at prices that you
Speaker 1: just cannot believe.
Speaker 3: All somebody else because we're not interested.
Speaker 1: Receivings of thirty three percent.
Speaker 3: Listen, sir, we're not interest. Good morning.
Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are
Speaker 1: you doing today?
Speaker 3: I'm in the middle of a meeting.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, we have the Valentine Giant Heart
Speaker 1: pez Dispenser.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, sir, but I'm not interested in
Speaker 3: the middle of a meeting. Like I just said.
Speaker 1: Just imagine the smile on his face when he opens
Speaker 1: that up.
Speaker 3: Do you understand English?
Speaker 1: I understand, But do you understand this item was just
Speaker 1: twenty nine? Good morning? Oh? Yes, this is mister Michael
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with Valentine's Glory again.
Speaker 3: Now are you not? Oh no, ma'am, yes you are.
Speaker 3: Do stop lasting us.
Speaker 1: I'm not harassing Ivy.
Speaker 3: Yes you are.
Speaker 1: No, ma'am Ivy, yes you are.
Speaker 3: This is a place of business. I'd like to go,
Speaker 3: and we have our phone open to our customers. Understand
Speaker 3: that's what people like you?
Speaker 1: May I send you something through email.
Speaker 3: No, don't you understand the world? N Oh?
Speaker 1: Hello, this is Michaelpheimer.
Speaker 3: Is going on? Sir?
Speaker 1: It does sound like you're coming.
Speaker 3: Around want Candide. I didn't sign up on anything.
Speaker 4: What sor? It's our discount sale after discount sale candy
Speaker 4: that's going out of stocks that you won't be able
Speaker 4: to get the Jelly Belly box until next season.
Speaker 3: I don't Why are you making me nervous?
Speaker 1: I'm not making you nervous.
Speaker 4: Apply the sugar free chocolate turtles are for diabetics if
Speaker 4: you don't like sugar in your diet. Ma'am hello, oh, yes,
Speaker 4: this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore.
Speaker 1: How are you doing today, Sarah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What anyone from this later? And from this ma'am
Speaker 3: h shut yourself. I leave this company and this people along. Oh.
Speaker 3: I connect you with the operator and have you arrest. Sir,
Speaker 3: should be the last time you'll call you under start.
Speaker 1: I got the tub of Sweethearts available your self.
Speaker 3: I don't call back.
Speaker 1: How about some Valentine Lolly cards?
Speaker 3: Why don't you fit the canvas up your then.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to taste it.
Speaker 3: Sir, you must be either blanket or crazy. Is my company?
Speaker 3: As for business and share manilanio, go yourself.
Speaker 1: The Valentine Giant Heart pez dispenser. Don't you need one
Speaker 1: of those?
Speaker 3: I don't give it for you. I just go to house.
Speaker 1: I got the walk of Valentine.
Speaker 3: I don't care what you are looking. Stick them up
Speaker 3: from bar to me. I wish I I love you
Speaker 3: infer to me and I can stick You're so bad soap,
Speaker 3: you gonna figures. Now then, Buster, you're the fours to
Speaker 3: be six foot down.
Speaker 4: Wait a second, we have this SpongeBob Krabby Patty's Candy
Speaker 4: card kid for forty nine.
Speaker 1: Now just three nine.
Speaker 3: You are the most Buster Big Bust I ever say
Speaker 3: in my life by the people. Go by your Ma bar.
Speaker 1: Which credit card would you?
Speaker 3: I don't give it what you are go ask YOURMANA
Speaker 3: for the credit cards.
Speaker 1: Bust I'd like to send you. Literally, I don't give.
Speaker 3: It what you're gonna give it to me?
Speaker 1: Can I have just another minute of your time now?
Speaker 1: But I just have to let you know I don't
Speaker 1: want to sell you candy because this is just a
Speaker 1: phone tap. It's actually scary. Jones Melvisturan in the Morning Show,
Speaker 1: you got phone tapped.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
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