WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine's Candy

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my wife. This

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<v Speaker 2>comes from John. John's wife was born in Europe, a

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<v Speaker 2>very old school European. She despises telemarketers, especially when they

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<v Speaker 2>bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity for

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<v Speaker 2>mister Michael Oppenheimer. Her coworker and boss will flip out too,

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap all of them. What the hell? All right, John,

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones. Is mister

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her coworker, and her boss.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Fine, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>We have some discounted candy here at prices that you

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<v Speaker 1>just cannot believe.

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<v Speaker 3>All somebody else because we're not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Receivings of thirty three percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, sir, we're not interest. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing today?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in the middle of a meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't mind, we have the Valentine Giant Heart

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<v Speaker 1>pez Dispenser.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thank you, sir, but I'm not interested in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle of a meeting. Like I just said.

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<v Speaker 1>Just imagine the smile on his face when he opens

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<v Speaker 1>that up.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you understand English?

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, But do you understand this item was just

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nine? Good morning? Oh? Yes, this is mister Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer with Valentine's Glory again.

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<v Speaker 3>Now are you not? Oh no, ma'am, yes you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Do stop lasting us.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not harassing Ivy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes you are.

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<v Speaker 1>No, ma'am Ivy, yes you are.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a place of business. I'd like to go,

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<v Speaker 3>and we have our phone open to our customers. Understand

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<v Speaker 3>that's what people like you?

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<v Speaker 1>May I send you something through email.

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<v Speaker 3>No, don't you understand the world? N Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, this is Michaelpheimer.

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<v Speaker 3>Is going on? Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>It does sound like you're coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Around want Candide. I didn't sign up on anything.

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<v Speaker 4>What sor? It's our discount sale after discount sale candy

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<v Speaker 4>that's going out of stocks that you won't be able

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<v Speaker 4>to get the Jelly Belly box until next season.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't Why are you making me nervous?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not making you nervous.

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<v Speaker 4>Apply the sugar free chocolate turtles are for diabetics if

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<v Speaker 4>you don't like sugar in your diet. Ma'am hello, oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing today, Sarah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? What anyone from this later? And from this ma'am

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<v Speaker 3>h shut yourself. I leave this company and this people along. Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I connect you with the operator and have you arrest. Sir,

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<v Speaker 3>should be the last time you'll call you under start.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the tub of Sweethearts available your self.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't call back.

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<v Speaker 1>How about some Valentine Lolly cards?

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you fit the canvas up your then.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be able to taste it.

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<v Speaker 3>Sir, you must be either blanket or crazy. Is my company?

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<v Speaker 3>As for business and share manilanio, go yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>The Valentine Giant Heart pez dispenser. Don't you need one

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<v Speaker 1>of those?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give it for you. I just go to house.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the walk of Valentine.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care what you are looking. Stick them up

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<v Speaker 3>from bar to me. I wish I I love you

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<v Speaker 3>infer to me and I can stick You're so bad soap,

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<v Speaker 3>you gonna figures. Now then, Buster, you're the fours to

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<v Speaker 3>be six foot down.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait a second, we have this SpongeBob Krabby Patty's Candy

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<v Speaker 4>card kid for forty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Now just three nine.

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<v Speaker 3>You are the most Buster Big Bust I ever say

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<v Speaker 3>in my life by the people. Go by your Ma bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Which credit card would you?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give it what you are go ask YOURMANA

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<v Speaker 3>for the credit cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Bust I'd like to send you. Literally, I don't give.

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<v Speaker 3>It what you're gonna give it to me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I have just another minute of your time now?

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<v Speaker 1>But I just have to let you know I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to sell you candy because this is just a

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap. It's actually scary. Jones Melvisturan in the Morning Show,

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<v Speaker 1>you got phone tapped.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe this, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participants.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning Show