1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap. 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 2: Dear Elvis, I want to phone tap my wife. This 3 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 2: comes from John. John's wife was born in Europe, a 4 00:00:10,440 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 2: very old school European. She despises telemarketers, especially when they 5 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:18,000 Speaker 2: bother her at work. This is the perfect opportunity for 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 2: mister Michael Oppenheimer. Her coworker and boss will flip out too, 7 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,960 Speaker 2: phone tap all of them. What the hell? All right, John, 8 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 2: We're gonna phone tap your wife, Scary Jones. Is mister 9 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 2: Michael Oppenheimer calling John's wife, her coworker, and her boss. 10 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 2: Let's listen into quite the obnoxious phone tap. 11 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,840 Speaker 1: Good morning, Oh yes, good morning. This is mister Michael 12 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are you doing today? Man? 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 3: Fine, thank you. 14 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 1: We have some discounted candy here at prices that you 15 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,640 Speaker 1: just cannot believe. 16 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 3: All somebody else because we're not interested. 17 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: Receivings of thirty three percent. 18 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 3: Listen, sir, we're not interest. Good morning. 19 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 1: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. How are 20 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: you doing today? 21 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 3: I'm in the middle of a meeting. 22 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 1: If you don't mind, we have the Valentine Giant Heart 23 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: pez Dispenser. 24 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 3: All right, thank you, sir, but I'm not interested in 25 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 3: the middle of a meeting. Like I just said. 26 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,039 Speaker 1: Just imagine the smile on his face when he opens 27 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: that up. 28 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 3: Do you understand English? 29 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: I understand, But do you understand this item was just 30 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: twenty nine? Good morning? Oh? Yes, this is mister Michael 31 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: Oppenheimer with Valentine's Glory again. 32 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 3: Now are you not? Oh no, ma'am, yes you are. 33 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 3: Do stop lasting us. 34 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: I'm not harassing Ivy. 35 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 3: Yes you are. 36 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: No, ma'am Ivy, yes you are. 37 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 3: This is a place of business. I'd like to go, 38 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 3: and we have our phone open to our customers. Understand 39 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 3: that's what people like you? 40 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 1: May I send you something through email. 41 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 3: No, don't you understand the world? N Oh? 42 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: Hello, this is Michaelpheimer. 43 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 3: Is going on? Sir? 44 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: It does sound like you're coming. 45 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 3: Around want Candide. I didn't sign up on anything. 46 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 4: What sor? It's our discount sale after discount sale candy 47 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:10,160 Speaker 4: that's going out of stocks that you won't be able 48 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 4: to get the Jelly Belly box until next season. 49 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 3: I don't Why are you making me nervous? 50 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 1: I'm not making you nervous. 51 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 4: Apply the sugar free chocolate turtles are for diabetics if 52 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 4: you don't like sugar in your diet. Ma'am hello, oh, yes, 53 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 4: this is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Valentine's Galore. 54 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: How are you doing today, Sarah? 55 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,679 Speaker 3: Yeah? What anyone from this later? And from this ma'am 56 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:39,639 Speaker 3: h shut yourself. I leave this company and this people along. Oh. 57 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 3: I connect you with the operator and have you arrest. Sir, 58 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,919 Speaker 3: should be the last time you'll call you under start. 59 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,639 Speaker 1: I got the tub of Sweethearts available your self. 60 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 3: I don't call back. 61 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: How about some Valentine Lolly cards? 62 00:02:52,320 --> 00:02:55,639 Speaker 3: Why don't you fit the canvas up your then. 63 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to taste it. 64 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:01,239 Speaker 3: Sir, you must be either blanket or crazy. Is my company? 65 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 3: As for business and share manilanio, go yourself. 66 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: The Valentine Giant Heart pez dispenser. Don't you need one 67 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 1: of those? 68 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 3: I don't give it for you. I just go to house. 69 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,480 Speaker 1: I got the walk of Valentine. 70 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 3: I don't care what you are looking. Stick them up 71 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 3: from bar to me. I wish I I love you 72 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:25,399 Speaker 3: infer to me and I can stick You're so bad soap, 73 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:29,959 Speaker 3: you gonna figures. Now then, Buster, you're the fours to 74 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 3: be six foot down. 75 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 4: Wait a second, we have this SpongeBob Krabby Patty's Candy 76 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 4: card kid for forty nine. 77 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,160 Speaker 1: Now just three nine. 78 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:41,119 Speaker 3: You are the most Buster Big Bust I ever say 79 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 3: in my life by the people. Go by your Ma bar. 80 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: Which credit card would you? 81 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 3: I don't give it what you are go ask YOURMANA 82 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 3: for the credit cards. 83 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: Bust I'd like to send you. Literally, I don't give. 84 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 3: It what you're gonna give it to me? 85 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: Can I have just another minute of your time now? 86 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: But I just have to let you know I don't 87 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 1: want to sell you candy because this is just a 88 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:18,240 Speaker 1: phone tap. It's actually scary. Jones Melvisturan in the Morning Show, 89 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 1: you got phone tapped. 90 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 3: I can't believe this, the Elvis Duran phone tap. 91 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by 92 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,440 Speaker 1: all participants. 93 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 3: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in 94 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 3: the Morning Show