Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of My Heart Radio,
Speaker 1: this show where we only talk about what's obviously most
Speaker 1: crucially important today on This is Important. Everything else is gorgeous.
Speaker 1: But how do Scott's beard looks like dogship? If you
Speaker 1: drink it through your ass, it's all gen Look, I
Speaker 1: didn't mad. I'm divide, like when the breeze blows on
Speaker 1: a puppy's hair, it looks like a field of wheats.
Speaker 1: And here we go. Oh man, it's good to see
Speaker 1: you guys. Yeah, baby, Well, should we talk about the
Speaker 1: big news of the week. I might. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know what happened? What in hot Yeah?
Speaker 1: A lot of people are thinking are they going to
Speaker 1: tackle these hot button issues? And yeah we are. Guess
Speaker 1: what we got merch? That's right, we got merch. We
Speaker 1: got merch. It did kind of get buried by other headlines,
Speaker 1: which yeah, a lot of people are talking about like
Speaker 1: storming capitals or other like riot events inciting violence. I
Speaker 1: feel like people kind of blew over the fact that
Speaker 1: we got merch. Yes, we have it right and and
Speaker 1: here if this is important, this is important? That is
Speaker 1: what's important? How much? And and let's talk about the merch.
Speaker 1: I would love to let's talk about it. It's so good.
Speaker 1: We got a hoodie. Hoodie, It's so comfortable. It's the
Speaker 1: most comfortable. It's soft on the inside. I love how
Speaker 1: soft it is because I like to wear my hoodies
Speaker 1: without a shirt underneath, just because I like to feel
Speaker 1: how I like my nipples really cozy. Like I don't
Speaker 1: wash them for a while, as long as I can
Speaker 1: go without washing them, so that inside layer is nice
Speaker 1: and soft, and the nips just hit just right. Because
Speaker 1: it's getting cold down here. It doesn't change when you washer.
Speaker 1: That's but not ours. I guarantee it. Hey, and that's allegedly,
Speaker 1: that's a guarantee guarantine. Oh, allegedly, it's a guarantine guarantine
Speaker 1: medium or large for your body type. I'm a medium
Speaker 1: only because my mid section could fit into a large.
Speaker 1: Let's say, I'm I'm a beefy boy. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: built like a little, uh, like a miniature truck. Like
Speaker 1: you take a regular sized truck and you just squeeze
Speaker 1: it down. But it's it's kind of the same proportions,
Speaker 1: just tinier. You're like a a Zuzu trooper. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean almost exactly. Like an a Zuzu trooper. That was fantastic.
Speaker 1: Is that. I feel like I'd be like one of
Speaker 1: those Isis trucks, like with the Toyota ones Zamboni. No
Speaker 1: like truck. What do you mean an Isis truck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they all rock a Toyota. They all rock on those toyotas.
Speaker 1: Isis the terrorists terrorist group. Yeah, ketch up, I think
Speaker 1: I know you're talking about. They all rocked Toyotas with
Speaker 1: the turrets on the back. Catchup, yeah, catch up to
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh oh, oh, I thought you were
Speaker 1: talking about a condiment. And Blake, what are you rocking
Speaker 1: with the your your fit model body? What size do
Speaker 1: you do? Yeah? Well you know, as uh we've established
Speaker 1: from the bay. I like everything a little bigger. Let's
Speaker 1: go large. Almost forty years old. Oh that's the drop
Speaker 1: we'll see. I feel like you you could fit in
Speaker 1: a large. You can fit in large because your I
Speaker 1: I t rexx arms. I got little like these arms.
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of length there. So if I
Speaker 1: go then I'm a child and I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: look like I'm trying to look like a man. I'm
Speaker 1: a man. Okay, alright, alright, buddy, thank you you are. Hey.
Speaker 1: I am okay, okay, what it seems like you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm not no, no, not at all, Kyle. I'm almost
Speaker 1: for our sweatshirts, the only thing on the site, and
Speaker 1: what is the site? Where do I even go to
Speaker 1: to get these? I got it sent to me from
Speaker 1: the source. I didn't have to purchase mine, thank goodness,
Speaker 1: because I'm part of the team. It's this is important
Speaker 1: dot merch sent world dot com playboys, this is important
Speaker 1: dot merch Central, dot com. That's right, you said dot com.
Speaker 1: For a second, I was like, what Honestly, people can
Speaker 1: just follow at pod important Instagram and get all the
Speaker 1: information there, because I know you're not getting it here, baby,
Speaker 1: past there's a cool dad hat, you know, dad had?
Speaker 1: Is what what I'm I'm all about. Why do we
Speaker 1: call them the dad hat? Is it just cause I mean,
Speaker 1: because dad's when we were kids wore hats like that.
Speaker 1: But I also wore hats like that when I was
Speaker 1: a child like that. I don't know why we call them.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't a dad hat be like a fedora that
Speaker 1: feels more like a dad I don't know. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean your dad's got specifically, that'd be a your dad hat.
Speaker 1: We'll no, but how many children and teenagers were rocking Fedoras.
Speaker 1: It was like, you're either maybe it was a grandpa.
Speaker 1: And I feel like our generation was the generation we
Speaker 1: did because we were I mean, let's it, man, how
Speaker 1: cool as ship we were? But we were, but it
Speaker 1: was There's a reason that in Workaholics we made the
Speaker 1: joke of one Fedora per crew, because you would go,
Speaker 1: you would be like one of those fancy Hollywood nightclubs
Speaker 1: that every once in a while we would spend too
Speaker 1: much money and go to and andrs would be like,
Speaker 1: let's go out tonight, and then it'd be us like
Speaker 1: it would be us like lining our pockets with and
Speaker 1: slipping them into our drinks. For sure, people are like,
Speaker 1: these guys keep reaching their pockets the roofing and everyone
Speaker 1: us there clear of the dirty looking guys and the
Speaker 1: midget with the afro Who was that you guys? The
Speaker 1: dirty guys on the oh. I was like, okay, gosh,
Speaker 1: you have so many similes for what your body is.
Speaker 1: And there's dors look like he belonged there, So they're
Speaker 1: like he seems cool. I don't know, why they brought him. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the way in so you think of Fedora is
Speaker 1: a dad hat, and a dad had is not a
Speaker 1: dad had it. I'm gonna take that back door. Is
Speaker 1: a grand hat. That makes sense to me generationally, makes sense.
Speaker 1: That is like a specifically like a Cuban father. I
Speaker 1: think my grandpa wore dad hats more when I was
Speaker 1: growing up because my dad was like wearing trucker hats,
Speaker 1: So it's a grandpa hat. I kind of feel like
Speaker 1: my dad wore trucker hats. My dad wore like John
Speaker 1: Deer hats, and yeah, I feel like that's what our
Speaker 1: dads wore, trucker hats, So why do they call these
Speaker 1: fucking dad hats? My dad wore a stash cap. Is
Speaker 1: that what? That's like a like a poor boy cap. Oh,
Speaker 1: he was a paper like a news. He's a paper boys.
Speaker 1: That's fucking cool, dude, that's really cool. Phil's got some
Speaker 1: style that's not like a kangle, right, that's not like
Speaker 1: the backwards kangle look. Essentially, it's kind of kangly, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't have the shape, doesn't have it's not firm
Speaker 1: like a kangle. It's kind of like normally has like
Speaker 1: a print, right, doesn't it have like a plaid or
Speaker 1: something or not? They're like grayish. I want to say
Speaker 1: his was just Harris Harris tweet Yeah, tweet tweet. I
Speaker 1: love the movie News He's as a child because I
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I gotta go on strike. I gotta
Speaker 1: sting with my boys and go on strike, start some
Speaker 1: stuff on fire. Ride a horse. Is that Christian Bale? Yeah,
Speaker 1: bills in the Yeah, Christian Bale fucking crushes it with
Speaker 1: new shoes with satin laces. Hey, don't make us pay
Speaker 1: for that. Hey, no, it's only if you do fifteen
Speaker 1: seconds of it? Can you do? I kind of just
Speaker 1: don't want to hear on, we're gonna have to pay
Speaker 1: for that, Adam, don't make us listen to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing can make it better. Oh the elaborate drop, that
Speaker 1: forty drop, my man, man, we're going for it. Is
Speaker 1: Swing Kids a different movie than News? Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: know what Swing Kids is? So Sweet Kids was like,
Speaker 1: that's about Nazi Germany. News He's is about like New York, right,
Speaker 1: which one of those movies has the like the third act,
Speaker 1: like fucking sad moment where the dude slits his wrists
Speaker 1: with records, with records. That's swing kids, that swing kids, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Swing Kids was heavy. Yeah, that ship was too much
Speaker 1: for me. Well yeah, was way before record My god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was no records. I wouldn't think. No, there's for
Speaker 1: sure records and news. When didn't records come out? What yours?
Speaker 1: That's a great ten or some ship? Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: little bit before. They still had them, but they were
Speaker 1: a luxury. I have like a nineteen thirty five jukebox
Speaker 1: out there, fancy rich guy and that had like hard
Speaker 1: plastic records. They weren't even vinyl yet. Is this a Worlitzer? Is?
Speaker 1: What are we talking here? It is? I don't I
Speaker 1: think it is a Worlitzer. I believe it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it from my grandpa. It doesn't work, but
Speaker 1: I have all the records. They're so fucking tight. They
Speaker 1: just look fucking eight guys news he's eight pre what?
Speaker 1: So I stand by what I said pre records. No,
Speaker 1: I think there's records already. Well, I think they were
Speaker 1: like new tech at that point. I think they were
Speaker 1: new tech. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy to me? You
Speaker 1: know what I did with this fucking jukebox. Ky, I
Speaker 1: changed all the lights so the lights are on, and
Speaker 1: then I looked up my son Nos So now I
Speaker 1: can control the jukebox with the actual speaker from my iPhone. Wait,
Speaker 1: so it's wait, so, so where's the sound coming from.
Speaker 1: The sound is coming from what's called the son nos
Speaker 1: bridge that then takes my WiFi signal and I take
Speaker 1: it to a cable and I plugged that into the
Speaker 1: actual speaker of the world Itzer. But the music is
Speaker 1: coming from the worlitzer. The music is coming through the
Speaker 1: world Itzer speaker from my sons got it. So so
Speaker 1: it's not operational, but the music's coming through it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm using like the amp and the tubes to play
Speaker 1: my Spotify And why because you like the sound of
Speaker 1: like kind of shitty bad speakers or what's the deal?
Speaker 1: What's the purpose there? Well, yeah, it's definitely not great.
Speaker 1: It's got like this like cool warmth to it, just
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, we're old timey. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: really dig like mixing text like that. I think that's
Speaker 1: fucking cool, like a good tech mix. And is it
Speaker 1: the old little records? The it actually it plays seventy
Speaker 1: seventy eight and they're like these plastic ones that are
Speaker 1: like they're very hard. They're not even vinyl because it
Speaker 1: was pre vinyl, which is kind of dope. But I
Speaker 1: haven't got the mechanics to work. I'm I've only got
Speaker 1: the new tech to bridge with the old tech. Werelitzer
Speaker 1: holler at my guy, how long have you had Haven't
Speaker 1: you had this for years? Haven't you had this for years?
Speaker 1: Or is this a new thing? I thought you had
Speaker 1: this for like years and years at this point, I've
Speaker 1: had it for years. But my dad and I just
Speaker 1: a year ago, like did the hybrid decided? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: decided to get it to work. Get your packers out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got our packers hard. And that's freakings. Speaking of jukeboxes,
Speaker 1: like you remember, I don't know who was there. Two
Speaker 1: of you guys there were there, maybe Kyle wasn't. But
Speaker 1: we got pretty drunk one night in Los Felas and
Speaker 1: I went to a bar and put on like an
Speaker 1: hour's worth of Drake Kelly. No, it was it was
Speaker 1: drake on like those new school like touch pad and
Speaker 1: we got twisted and we invited somebody to the Six Flags.
Speaker 1: It was the bartender it was, And then she went
Speaker 1: and we didn't go right? What wait, I don't remember
Speaker 1: this part. I think she's like I'm at the Batman Ride,
Speaker 1: like I'm still sleeping. We were super Hambard telling her
Speaker 1: like yo, like she just moved to town. Oh we're
Speaker 1: so bad. We were making promises. I don't remember this
Speaker 1: at all, So this is on. This is specifically on
Speaker 1: you guys. I remember the Drake Commandeering of the Jukebox,
Speaker 1: but I do not remember the sixth Bad Commandeering. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: this was like Drake's first album, like second you can think,
Speaker 1: which you could think me now? Oh yeah, I was
Speaker 1: still far gone for sure. Was that the one where
Speaker 1: where they had all like the big breast I said,
Speaker 1: women's uh that were in like the low cut tops
Speaker 1: and they were playing what what? What track was that?
Speaker 1: Was that the best? Yes? She's the best. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: the best. Remember someone showed me that video and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this guy's a star. Look at all these big breasts.
Speaker 1: I was like, all these giant wresting women. This guy's
Speaker 1: a start something about he knows what people like. I
Speaker 1: mean they know in Canada. I mean we've been to
Speaker 1: the Cactus Club. They know how to run a restaurant
Speaker 1: have some low cut tops out there, don't club? Do
Speaker 1: we want to inform everyone from the States about what
Speaker 1: what that place is. NA, that's alright. No, shout out
Speaker 1: if you know, you know, if you know you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: shout out to all our our northern listeners Canada, you
Speaker 1: guys rock. I miss you, guys. I want to get
Speaker 1: back to the coup. Is it only in couver Is
Speaker 1: it also in Toronto and Montreal? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I yeah, I don't remember seeing it in Toronto,
Speaker 1: but Ottawa. The Cactus Club is basically what would you
Speaker 1: consider It's kind of a fucking Applebee's. It's like not
Speaker 1: that cool at all. It's like Houston's. Maybe you guys
Speaker 1: are tripping. You are remembering it very improperly. Remember how
Speaker 1: whatever the food was and there's a million of them
Speaker 1: and it wasn't that cool? No, no, no, no no, you
Speaker 1: remember it? How you watch television shows? You're like, this
Speaker 1: is bad, but I like it. How do you remember it? Like, first,
Speaker 1: give us your recounting of the Cactus Car. No, Cactus Club.
Speaker 1: Like the vibe is like yard House meets Hooters. Yardhouse.
Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to think of yard. Yes,
Speaker 1: Hooters stretches a little far. It's not really that. It
Speaker 1: had more of a bar set up and more of
Speaker 1: a club vibe, right, didn't it. Yeah? Yeah, No, Like
Speaker 1: everybody working there's wearing all black. It's sleek. It's like,
Speaker 1: are we trying to start up? But moove over to Keynes.
Speaker 1: We got a new franchise in our midst Cactus. We
Speaker 1: might have to. We're pretty sophisticated. Can you combine franchises
Speaker 1: like you know, riff Raff's tattoos like Canes Cactus Club? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like can can you take the Nation Pizza Hutt and
Speaker 1: Talco bim? Yes, dude, would I'd go to a Keynes
Speaker 1: Cactus Club? Yeah? That would be time trying to think
Speaker 1: of what would be the thickest restaurant co Lab Yeah
Speaker 1: for real, now we're talking. If it's really just Panda
Speaker 1: Express I was about and any other restaurant. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: it's just orange flavored chicken and uh Chipotle Steak, just
Speaker 1: bro I Chipotle two days ago, man, and it was
Speaker 1: I love ude, I love chip Chipot. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I did that? I I mean, if Chippotle is listening,
Speaker 1: hook a brother up again get a few years ago
Speaker 1: that I completely I've lost it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened to it. They gave me a fucking card that
Speaker 1: said like, free Chipotle for life, as much Chipotle as
Speaker 1: I can for years, not diarrhea. No make if. I
Speaker 1: got one that said that it was forever forever card,
Speaker 1: and uh always, it's the best. I love CHIPPOLEA it's
Speaker 1: not diarrhea. Why do you do it? I could get
Speaker 1: Chipotle every day and then once a year I could
Speaker 1: get a hundred party for a hundred people Chippole and
Speaker 1: I used it all the time. And then now the
Speaker 1: cause of diarrhea, it's not diarrhea if you're not just
Speaker 1: has the button. He has too much control, he's got
Speaker 1: too much power, his power. But he did it three times.
Speaker 1: And I love Chippo d on his power. He's drunk
Speaker 1: on his power. I talk to you about diarrhea. Man,
Speaker 1: do you have the whole fucking ten devoted? I lost it,
Speaker 1: That's what that's a and but but the thing is
Speaker 1: that I always felt like an asshole pulling it out
Speaker 1: because Chippotle is not that expensive and usually like the
Speaker 1: guy that's working the counter is of the right age,
Speaker 1: and knows who I am, and it's like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: what's up out on what's going? And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: hell yeah, it's gonna be eight seven And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've got this card. It should be free and it
Speaker 1: says I get a drink and some chips as well,
Speaker 1: and they're like do you know? But also it would
Speaker 1: be like, because I had one of those Chipotle free
Speaker 1: for a year, two cards, shoutout. I didn't get one
Speaker 1: of these ever, we're famous? Is that what it is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I made you famous. When you pulled it out, they
Speaker 1: would have to call. It would be like a production.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be like they just swiped it. They had
Speaker 1: to call over the man ever they had that never knew.
Speaker 1: It was frustrating. The only place that they knew where
Speaker 1: it was was the Chippotle on Sunset Boulevard because I
Speaker 1: think they gave away enough to actors that enough actors
Speaker 1: would go in there and they were like, Okay, we
Speaker 1: know what this is. We've got another broke actor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Every other Chipotle it was like a fucking event. I
Speaker 1: stopped using it because people would be like, what is this,
Speaker 1: who are you? Why did you get this? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm on is the show? Do you have your phone? IMDb?
Speaker 1: You coholics on the right, you're bringing your up your
Speaker 1: own Have you ever had to do that? I have
Speaker 1: in order to uh get into my hotel room, Like
Speaker 1: I lost my key. I like lost my wallet one
Speaker 1: night and I'm back coming back to the hotel. We're
Speaker 1: shooting a house party season two and in New Orleans,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, drunkenly back at my hotel and I'm
Speaker 1: not I didn't, Madam divine, and I'm in the room
Speaker 1: of I got a room and it's upstairs and they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: you have any idea. I don't, and I'm like, look
Speaker 1: just here, just look me up. And they're like what
Speaker 1: And I'm like, look, look, I'll prove that I'm who
Speaker 1: I say am. And I had them look, I had
Speaker 1: them look me up, and then they still wouldn't give
Speaker 1: me a key. I think it was because I was
Speaker 1: so fucking drunk and they were just kind of like
Speaker 1: lording my drunkenness. And you probably didn't look like yourself.
Speaker 1: I was at base was probably falling off, like okay,
Speaker 1: you this guy's handsome, you look like a DeFi your
Speaker 1: eyes are melting at New Orleans was another level that
Speaker 1: was like that was the best. Well, the funny thing
Speaker 1: about shooting that show is we only shot for two weeks.
Speaker 1: We shot ten episodes and two weeks two episodes a day.
Speaker 1: But I still gained enough weight throughout that production is
Speaker 1: you saw my body morph even though on the last
Speaker 1: few episodes of every season you're like, yeoh Jesus, well yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, your your intake was at all time.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, but it was very high.
Speaker 1: I'm still yeah, I don't know if that was all time,
Speaker 1: but that's why I kind of took it back, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I was. You know, I go big and
Speaker 1: with with most endeavor. Literally, you gotta do one of
Speaker 1: those things where you take the picture every day so
Speaker 1: we can just watch you medically watch my face. When
Speaker 1: they showed like buildings getting built, we just see your
Speaker 1: face exploding. That would be cool. You should definitely commit
Speaker 1: to a year of that. My neck just start to
Speaker 1: droop and then get sucked back up like that the
Speaker 1: fox getting eaten by the maggots, But it's you. What's
Speaker 1: up That classic time lapse of like the maggots time lapses.
Speaker 1: Pretty you guys don't see that when you close your eyes. Whatever.
Speaker 1: Time lapses are very very cool, Yes they are, thank you, Blake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: anything that plays with time filming it to me, is
Speaker 1: still just un believable. Like slow motion, the fact that
Speaker 1: we can see slow times, like you're talking time travel movies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of time travel because it's capturing moments and
Speaker 1: slowing them down in ways that you're like, oh, the
Speaker 1: naked eye doesn't see that, dude. It is so bizarre
Speaker 1: that no matter how many times I shoot something in
Speaker 1: slow it's always like when you play it back, you're like,
Speaker 1: what the crazy, Like when they pop a water balloon
Speaker 1: and it like is still there for a moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like if you just light like a bit lighter and
Speaker 1: it looks like a nuclear blast, is still like the
Speaker 1: exact same formation as if it was a bomb going off,
Speaker 1: but it's just the lighter. We're so stupid. That's the universe, man,
Speaker 1: that's the universe. So fucking cool. Everyone other's like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's slow, and we're just like no, Like like when
Speaker 1: the breeze blows on a puppy's head, it looks like
Speaker 1: a field of wheats gorgeous. Hey, life is beautiful, baby,
Speaker 1: the world is really is, even though it's going to Helen.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes it's beautiful. Praise thank you God. What's that
Speaker 1: one from Animal They had the end of Animal House,
Speaker 1: I believe when the kids sitting on the bed reading
Speaker 1: Playboy and then the woman from like the trappiez on
Speaker 1: the parade through his window and he's like, yeah, just
Speaker 1: drop down. That's a good one. I want to know
Speaker 1: what happens. Right after that, he goes, thank you God,
Speaker 1: and she's like, Hey, I was just see this horrible accident. Hey,
Speaker 1: can you call an ambulance? Piece of your roof in mice?
Speaker 1: Are your parents here? Can I get out of this room?
Speaker 1: He's like, wait, but God sent you and they're super
Speaker 1: Christian and then the parents are downstairs like you are
Speaker 1: a gift from God and it turns into some weird
Speaker 1: fucking that's the horror movie that would write, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta do that. I feel that you gotta write that one.
Speaker 1: Take some like throwaway moments and flicks and they start
Speaker 1: that start your movie on the throwaway moments, classic throwaway
Speaker 1: moments that universal whoever God turns into the scariest horror movie,
Speaker 1: a total blumhouse. It's called Thank You God. It's called
Speaker 1: Thank You God. This woman in a basement with way
Speaker 1: too Christian family. They seem like a nice family. The
Speaker 1: sun was a perfect he was a gift for me.
Speaker 1: Der's you kind of look like the dude who uh
Speaker 1: made his whole family live in the basement. Have we talked?
Speaker 1: I got a picture somewhere. What was that guy? What
Speaker 1: where was he from? Where was he was Europe? Like
Speaker 1: Austria or that seems right Austrian? And he had a
Speaker 1: dungeon with eighteen doors and you're like, yeah, if you'd
Speaker 1: build six doors, you're probably you might be a man.
Speaker 1: And if you see a picture of his face, he
Speaker 1: looks like he could be of the home. This then
Speaker 1: the distant uncle, but he's truly terrifying. He's a terrifying
Speaker 1: looking grandma. That is so weird. Also, it's very weird
Speaker 1: that like that was normalized enough for Kimmy Schmidt to
Speaker 1: have that as like the premise they got shipped for it,
Speaker 1: Like what the funk? I never quite got that, Like
Speaker 1: what the hell? Like it's it feels like something horrific,
Speaker 1: to be fair, it's comedy and who cares how I feel.
Speaker 1: I'm here for the gigs in the ha has and
Speaker 1: if you're not hit a road jail, I don't care
Speaker 1: if you were locked in a cage. Just never registered
Speaker 1: with me, I just never. I like it to be
Speaker 1: like grounded. I don't care about you being locked in
Speaker 1: a cage. Where's the gigs? Where's the chucks? Where's the hat?
Speaker 1: I'm here to last, where's the What is that? You
Speaker 1: got one of my little uh? What is that? What
Speaker 1: what I'm drinking? Oh? That's just a laqua. I sent
Speaker 1: you guys the little cans. Yes, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: for the can. I invested in this company called Can
Speaker 1: Cannabis and their little weed drinks like micro does weed drinks,
Speaker 1: and they're pretty fucking delicious. But I sent them to
Speaker 1: the guys and I just must have blanked and also
Speaker 1: sent it to Kyle, because Kyle, you don't mess with
Speaker 1: the weed anymore. But are you dipping your toes? I mean,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, here's the thing. I smoke religiously every day.
Speaker 1: If I throw you off the wagon, no, no, he
Speaker 1: was busy. I texted you that and you didn't text
Speaker 1: me back. I'm like, oh, hopefully I didn't throw you
Speaker 1: off the wagon, and you're injecting heroin into your eyeballs now,
Speaker 1: and then responds back, and I'm talking right now, who
Speaker 1: was talking right now? One at a time, Please, Adam,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for the cans. I didn't get
Speaker 1: back to you. I've been meaning to, but because it
Speaker 1: kind of made me think, like what, why why am
Speaker 1: I stopping marijuana? Like what's up? You know what I mean? Friends?
Speaker 1: How many of us have them? Friends? I smoked five
Speaker 1: minutes for the last like fucking ten years of my life, basic, right,
Speaker 1: Like that's what was. So I took a break in June,
Speaker 1: and I took a break for I'm at like seven
Speaker 1: months now with no marijuana. That yeah, and now I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: like what's going on Where I have one of them drinks? No,
Speaker 1: I mean I've had them before, I have not had
Speaker 1: it yet. I'm actually having fun experimenting with this ship
Speaker 1: called dad grass. Yeah, I'm into that. That's just like
Speaker 1: pure CBD. Because before when I was smoking the CBD,
Speaker 1: absolutely we did nothing for me, like nothing. I would
Speaker 1: not even fucking waste my time smoking CBD. Now I'm
Speaker 1: like I'm clean, and so I'm like well, let me
Speaker 1: rip it up a little bit. What does the CBD,
Speaker 1: HI feel like? Because now you're not like you don't
Speaker 1: have maniac like tolerance exactly. So now I'm onto the
Speaker 1: CBD dad grass, and I'm like, this is actually kind
Speaker 1: of tight, like and what is the CBD? I feel
Speaker 1: like I smoke and I don't smoke like how you smoked.
Speaker 1: But I smoke almost every day I would say, I'd
Speaker 1: say at least five days a week, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: would would it affect me? I feel like every time
Speaker 1: I've tried to just mess with CBD, I'm like, give
Speaker 1: me the good stuff. That's how I was too. I
Speaker 1: felt the same way, and now I like, what does
Speaker 1: it do? What does it do for you? Well? I
Speaker 1: did it for the first time today and it felt
Speaker 1: just like not very head high, just a little bit
Speaker 1: body but it wasn't much, which is cool because I
Speaker 1: do have a two year old to take care of
Speaker 1: and like responsible. Now everyone knows that's how you are
Speaker 1: doing your thing. We're here for that as you should.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so high when I had a kid, dude,
Speaker 1: It's better than before I was legit smoking so much
Speaker 1: weed when I was taking care of my kids, his
Speaker 1: little fingers with a roads cliff, hold this real quick,
Speaker 1: perfect the way you just you put it between his
Speaker 1: little toes. Yeah, like it was. It was a lot.
Speaker 1: So I really that's kind of why I peeled it
Speaker 1: back because I was like, ah, this is what am
Speaker 1: I doing? Like dad, shit, I'm here for it, brother.
Speaker 1: Like I tasted the can can? Is that what's called
Speaker 1: can can? I didn't know how to open it. It's
Speaker 1: kind of a new opening, but I like it once
Speaker 1: you figure it out and take it. How many do
Speaker 1: you need to get fucking a little something happening. Well,
Speaker 1: I I will drink like a couple of night. I'll
Speaker 1: drink like eight. Uh. I do make him and they
Speaker 1: are delicious that way. But that's a good idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I know a couple like I like two or
Speaker 1: three and you're feeling pretty good because I took two
Speaker 1: gummies the other night and got crocked. Yeah. See edibles,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I like to ease into an edible. Like
Speaker 1: so I have friends that'll just like much down on
Speaker 1: a milligrammer and I'm like, I'm not I'm trying to
Speaker 1: go to the moon. I'm just trying to sit on
Speaker 1: the couch and watch a movie. So like a nice
Speaker 1: these are two milligrams, so you have two of these
Speaker 1: and then you eat a little gummy and you're feeling great,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and not not not on
Speaker 1: the moon. I think I had two thirty Is that
Speaker 1: right for a gummy thirties? That's maybe I had to Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a that's a lot too. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a big I was toasted. Yeah, well, I mean, and
Speaker 1: that's fun if you were like, I'm getting fucked up
Speaker 1: on edibles, which sometimes that's fun to do, but other
Speaker 1: times you're just like, like, I'm at the point that
Speaker 1: I'm I like to be high, but I to have
Speaker 1: the option that in thirty minutes I don't have, I
Speaker 1: won't be on the moon. You can go for an
Speaker 1: all out speak and go out. I can go and
Speaker 1: smoke a little more, or I can have another little
Speaker 1: edible and just keep that buzz going instead of just
Speaker 1: you know, peeking. That's why I don't beer bond that
Speaker 1: often anyway. Yeah, we gotta get back into that. By
Speaker 1: I beer boned on my birthday and I shot gun
Speaker 1: on my birthday, and I felt like my body was
Speaker 1: going to explode. I like chug like nine beers. I'm
Speaker 1: too old. I'm thirty seven years old, and I'm just
Speaker 1: like pounding beers. And I felt like my body was
Speaker 1: gonna pop by the end of the night. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I understand why I haven't done this in a while.
Speaker 1: That being said, hero Ship. That being said, there it
Speaker 1: is when we went I remember when we went to
Speaker 1: New Orleans. That was the first time I sucked around
Speaker 1: with edible is like in a major way, because I
Speaker 1: just quit drinking and so I needed something to do
Speaker 1: becau as I was so fucking fidgety in New Orleans.
Speaker 1: And I had these two milligram bars, like these little
Speaker 1: tiny Yeah, they were called Choose. I feel like they
Speaker 1: were early Chiba Choose. And that was still when before
Speaker 1: micro dosing was the game. It was like how much
Speaker 1: can you fit into a small amount? And so they
Speaker 1: had put like a hundred and fifty or two hundred
Speaker 1: milligrams into this little tiny twitstee roll size Chiba chow,
Speaker 1: and I fucking took the thing to the dome and
Speaker 1: watched The Secret Life of Walter Middy and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, his life is secret. That fucking movie Rocks, dude, Like,
Speaker 1: it was so fucking good. Ben Stiller's high art. Man,
Speaker 1: it was amazing. He's just shredding down, like on that skateboard.
Speaker 1: I remember, like the cool c g I of him
Speaker 1: just like ripping on the skateboard. And the whole time,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why couldn't they get Adam Scott's fucking beard right?
Speaker 1: Like everything I U is gorgeous, but Adam Scott's beard
Speaker 1: looks like dogshit. It looks like a ground wing. I
Speaker 1: was just his beard, dude, demand how about Sean Penn.
Speaker 1: At the end of the movie, he was so I'm like,
Speaker 1: this dude is fucking good. That's right. The whole movies
Speaker 1: about finding like a white Bob Gaters and he's like,
Speaker 1: you just you don't even take the pictures. Sometimes I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, that's whoa. This got dumb. I was
Speaker 1: so scared though, so then the movie. Then the movie
Speaker 1: ended and I was like fucking crying. I thought I
Speaker 1: had to call an ambulance because I was so stoned.
Speaker 1: I was looking at my fucking didn't running back. I
Speaker 1: should have cost like it was like a dollar hotel movie.
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to run that ship. Back, uh huh,
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was scary. That was a lot of
Speaker 1: sucking mgs. That's why I like fucking with the the
Speaker 1: micro dose because then you can you really know how
Speaker 1: much you can handle and then pull it back if
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that was a little too much, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I do have a confession last podcast,
Speaker 1: I was slamming those cans. I was slamming your cans,
Speaker 1: and halfway through that ship kind of caught up to me. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: how many did you have? I think I got through
Speaker 1: like four? Yeah, and then the soundboard started looking a
Speaker 1: little zaney to me. But you really weren't touching it
Speaker 1: a lot in the last pot, if I remember, I remember,
Speaker 1: there wasn't a lot of it was the cane. You
Speaker 1: got a little nervous, you got steal. What's up? I
Speaker 1: wonder if, like though, I do feel like the three
Speaker 1: mg cans hit me harder than like the five mg gummies,
Speaker 1: you know, So I wonder if there's something that is
Speaker 1: different about the digestion of that liquid to solid. Gummies
Speaker 1: take longer to digest. Yeah, I think the liquid you
Speaker 1: you're just digesting a little faster. And I think we
Speaker 1: even take it in on your tongue, right. Maybe I've
Speaker 1: had that a lot. A few people have asked me that,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm not behind this operation. I don't.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I just like how it tastes
Speaker 1: and I like weed. So how is it up your button?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Have you have you shotgun?
Speaker 1: De any? Have you have you got? I haven't ready
Speaker 1: and I have a shot. But I mean they're super chuggable.
Speaker 1: What I like to do, I like to do but
Speaker 1: chug it personally. Personally, I but chug it perfect. You
Speaker 1: do a handstand against the wall and have one hand
Speaker 1: crack open. Yeah, Chloe, real quick? Can you pour this
Speaker 1: in my shake that up real quick again? Okay? Okay,
Speaker 1: do you really want to Okay, my marriage, You're gonna
Speaker 1: be doing this for the rest of your life. Allegedly. No.
Speaker 1: I like to mix it with like a seven up
Speaker 1: or like a sprite or something. You mix it. I
Speaker 1: didn't drink the cans. I didn't mix sh it. I
Speaker 1: just was like going for him only because I like
Speaker 1: more fluid, like I like to drink. I like the
Speaker 1: act of drinking. So I'm like the fact that they're
Speaker 1: so tiny. I'm I I need some more or something
Speaker 1: like that. They're like itty bitty little little airplane kid.
Speaker 1: I like to mix it with some pixie dust. And
Speaker 1: I was going to do a commercial for can at
Speaker 1: some point. Did you know that. I know I've been talking.
Speaker 1: I've been talking with them about that. We we gotta,
Speaker 1: you know, hopefully in this next year the company explodes
Speaker 1: and we have money for commercials and stuff. Dude, I was.
Speaker 1: I sat down with those guys. They're cool guys. I
Speaker 1: was going to do a commercial and the whole thing
Speaker 1: was going to be a placebo test alcohol versus can
Speaker 1: mean and then you drive. Yeah, it was gonna be
Speaker 1: like the effects of alcohol versus the effects of liquid
Speaker 1: marijuana and what that did to the same people in
Speaker 1: the same circumstance, and how they acted like we walked
Speaker 1: fully down this science experiment. Don't you also have to
Speaker 1: do it where it's non alcoholic and not anything. Also,
Speaker 1: you do have to have that as well, the control
Speaker 1: or whatever. And it's just gonna be like a real
Speaker 1: thing or or is it to be like scripted? Is
Speaker 1: it gonna be a funny commercial. It was gonna be
Speaker 1: a real thing. We it was gonna be short. We
Speaker 1: were gonna it was a big production for a very
Speaker 1: small commercial, you know, but we were gonna pull the
Speaker 1: funniest ship out of it and throw that in there.
Speaker 1: Do not doubt that. But so it wasn't it wasn't
Speaker 1: for science. It was it was more for for comedy.
Speaker 1: It was for comedy. But we were going to approach
Speaker 1: it very real. Those guys were like, we should do
Speaker 1: this scientifically, like you're saying, because we want this information
Speaker 1: as well. And so the hypothesis was going to be
Speaker 1: that people were going to like the way they felt
Speaker 1: better with the weed. It was going to limit the
Speaker 1: belligerents basically. But this is what it was. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's also part of the that's your opinion, man,
Speaker 1: I know, I can't. I kind of came. I kind
Speaker 1: of came on the scene when I invested with these
Speaker 1: guys and was like they sort of pitched me on
Speaker 1: that about and how they're like trying to get people
Speaker 1: off drinking and onto the case. So it was major,
Speaker 1: like major difference in the hangovers the next day were
Speaker 1: nobody likes No, one likes a good hangover for it,
Speaker 1: although I do like the challenge sometimes. But then I
Speaker 1: said Uh, well, I like to make a vodka in mine,
Speaker 1: and they're like, and also the thing to do that,
Speaker 1: And sure, I guess there are maniacs out there that
Speaker 1: treat their body like arbuchant. So just listen some clear
Speaker 1: and no hangover, right exactly, it's good man. You got
Speaker 1: to ride the way if you drink it through your ass,
Speaker 1: it's all. Yeah. I told them that I like to
Speaker 1: butt chug it and it makes it with vodka, and
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, different strokes. I think I think it
Speaker 1: ended up like the other pitch that I had for
Speaker 1: them was just everybody waking up like like doing like
Speaker 1: going running and ship like that and having like it'd
Speaker 1: be like, um, you know, like a medicine commercial where
Speaker 1: you're selling this thing and that makes you feel great
Speaker 1: and having those types of images over it. Very simple.
Speaker 1: But do you guys think that there's some like and
Speaker 1: this is probably stupid, but do you think that there's
Speaker 1: you will be missing the like hangover camaraderie that you
Speaker 1: feel the next day when you're like, dude, I'm fucking
Speaker 1: hand Like no, I'm like where you're just like you're
Speaker 1: dragging ass. I feel it's more like for people that
Speaker 1: don't also like there's like hardly any calories in it.
Speaker 1: There's there's thirty calories in a can, so like and
Speaker 1: also there's a light that has nine calories, so essentially
Speaker 1: you can drink those and if you're not trying to
Speaker 1: put a weight unlike drinking, and you can go to
Speaker 1: a party and still feel like you're part of the
Speaker 1: whole social aspect of of you know, getting funked up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what Dors is asking is is what about those
Speaker 1: morning because some of the bond of the hangover, it's
Speaker 1: so much fun. It is some of the funniest mornings
Speaker 1: I've ever had is fighting through a hangover with my buds.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that's what they're selling it for. I'm saying
Speaker 1: I also love that next day when like you then
Speaker 1: go out and with your with it, like the crew
Speaker 1: that's still there the next day and you go get
Speaker 1: breakfast or whatever, and you're like and I can't believe
Speaker 1: you did that. And then like the one guy who
Speaker 1: like fell asleep in the neighbor's yard comes he shows
Speaker 1: up to the breakfast bot and everybody's like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: not dead. And then you're and then you're texting your
Speaker 1: one buddy to show up, and then he doesn't and
Speaker 1: then you find out he did die. Okay, but he
Speaker 1: did die. Yeah, he actually did die. He was really
Speaker 1: drunk and he walked into the freeway. So that's also
Speaker 1: if you had a stick epic gass hang overnight. But
Speaker 1: if it was just like you and your roommate and
Speaker 1: you both fucking crushed tall cans and you both woke
Speaker 1: up hungover as buck, and it's like, yeah, that's less fun. Yes, dude, Hey,
Speaker 1: remember last night when you pissed yourself and it was
Speaker 1: just me and you, you opened up your dresser drawer
Speaker 1: and peed in it. Remember when me and you were
Speaker 1: just watching Shark Tank and you got weirdly way too
Speaker 1: drunk and started telling me that you love me and
Speaker 1: that you never loved your mom. Isn't that the cool
Speaker 1: thing about it? Where it's like it helps you recognize
Speaker 1: how shitty the behavior is. You're like, I can't, I
Speaker 1: can't do this, this is this was too much. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know Kyle was talking about how sick of the
Speaker 1: hangovers you will Yeah, no, I mean, but I don't
Speaker 1: miss like the feeling, or honestly, I don't really miss
Speaker 1: fighting through the mornings as through your roommates to the
Speaker 1: mornings fighting my roommate. But I know what you're saying,
Speaker 1: because honestly, some of the funniest more and some of
Speaker 1: the like still inside jokes that I have with, like
Speaker 1: my dude cruise all across America, multiple cruise No, but
Speaker 1: you know, like after like a drunken Renfair. Oh my god, dude,
Speaker 1: yally Fair. I love it. The ripping in the tarn.
Speaker 1: The ripping in the tarn, is that a lance in
Speaker 1: your pants? I'm thinking about this because we all like
Speaker 1: camped in our fucking cars. We all like we stole
Speaker 1: a hang We like fucking got wasted, found where they
Speaker 1: had the taps and got smashed, and it's just that's
Speaker 1: the funnest in the morning. I don't think I've laughed
Speaker 1: harder than just like with my eyes closed still on
Speaker 1: the couch, or like in a hotel room with like
Speaker 1: seven other dudes, were like no one can move. But
Speaker 1: people are just like shouting ship from across the room
Speaker 1: and like recalling stuff last night. And you are young
Speaker 1: hangovers though y'all are talking about days of yesterday two
Speaker 1: year old hangovers. Yeah, those are fun as those are
Speaker 1: great and a nice nineteen year old hangover. Those are fantastic.
Speaker 1: I love that I would go up to like twenty six,
Speaker 1: twenty seven, Like Dirsey's bachelor party, we were like twenty six.
Speaker 1: I remember being like, this is so fucking tight. But
Speaker 1: also we were a youthful you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like a lot of people that age like it took
Speaker 1: us a while to girl, I'm still pretty youthful. Like
Speaker 1: I feel like it took us a long time when
Speaker 1: other friends of ours are like married by and have kids.
Speaker 1: I gotta go back to every union and just see
Speaker 1: some people size them up. Yeah, I think we did.
Speaker 1: We Uh, we did a good job of opening on
Speaker 1: to to our youth. I think, hey, for anyone listening
Speaker 1: that's maybe twenty one or two, don't get married until
Speaker 1: you're in your thirties and keep drinking and partying. Okay,
Speaker 1: taper it off around, don't. You don't have to. I
Speaker 1: didn't still not. If it's a problem. I'm speaking for myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it's a problem. If it's a problem, if it's
Speaker 1: a problem, don't let it be a problem. Okay, Right,
Speaker 1: that's really cool that you can do that. If you
Speaker 1: see neighborhood cars and you fail the need when you're
Speaker 1: drunk that you have to fight them. Oh you have
Speaker 1: to punch these cars and come back with glass in
Speaker 1: your knuckles. Broh, that's what I used to do. That's
Speaker 1: my ship. Yeah, then maybe you do have a problem.
Speaker 1: Maybe you should taper off the drink. Yes, thank you
Speaker 1: at him? I mean, were you guys drunk criers? Went? At?
Speaker 1: What age do you hit when you stop crying when
Speaker 1: you get drunk? That is a real high school thing.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That was? I mean, I
Speaker 1: can speak to that. That's me, dude. That's I had
Speaker 1: the nickname of cry All when I would get away.
Speaker 1: You should not have told me that it's all good. Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm seven years I'm seven years out the game. A
Speaker 1: T shirt and this is important dot merch Central dot
Speaker 1: com link in the bio. Don't be a cry don't
Speaker 1: be a cryal But that was it used to bump
Speaker 1: me out. But I would get so fucking I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened. I would just be confused, and you
Speaker 1: know it's like I don't know, Well, Kyle, You've got
Speaker 1: a lot of emotions, always just bubbling, like right beneath
Speaker 1: the surface, like something's always happening, just that you're not
Speaker 1: you can't grasp. I feel like that's what it is?
Speaker 1: What what black? But this isn't This isn't just our
Speaker 1: friend group, Kyle. There. It is universal. When you are
Speaker 1: young and you get drunk, you have there are homies
Speaker 1: that cry when they get drunk. That is a universal thing.
Speaker 1: I mean I have before. I wouldn't say that. It's
Speaker 1: it was like a thing that I did that often.
Speaker 1: Like I've been in fights with my friends. I mean,
Speaker 1: like worry, funny, come what it is depressant? You're my
Speaker 1: best friend. You know. I've been that guy before for sure,
Speaker 1: But like that me that was that was like with me?
Speaker 1: Did was that always with me? Because I brought it?
Speaker 1: I was crying because he saw you crying and it's
Speaker 1: like contain, That's what I mean. Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: iressed out. I mean I did do that one time
Speaker 1: when we me and You've got in a fist fight
Speaker 1: over Thanksgiving and it was just like it was the
Speaker 1: worst both just like beat the ship out of each other.
Speaker 1: Mostly you beat my ass, I believe, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I I remember being like, uh, what is he?
Speaker 1: What is he like that were friends. So there was
Speaker 1: that one time, but I mean that wasn't like a
Speaker 1: And also I was twenty two years old when that happened,
Speaker 1: Like I was, you know one. I think that's peak
Speaker 1: cry when you're drunk age, right, No? Well who else?
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah? Is this a universal thing? I don't
Speaker 1: think it's that universal. I would love to throw this
Speaker 1: to the fans. What's up? I just don't know what
Speaker 1: what like this? Like? Is this just like you're so
Speaker 1: drunk that you can finally like have an emotion? Yeah, dude, Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's the demons? Is the demons, bubb I guess my
Speaker 1: demons are just different. You have different demons? Yes, Well,
Speaker 1: did you have any friends that did this at all?
Speaker 1: Like the emotional drunks? Have a crying friend? No? I
Speaker 1: mean I also didn't have. I mean I guess it
Speaker 1: would be Kyle. I don't remember him crying a whole lot.
Speaker 1: I remember him like getting like boiling mad and not
Speaker 1: being able to explain why he's so mad, and she's
Speaker 1: like look, and we're like all right, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't like what is the thing. I guess I'm trying
Speaker 1: to like recall an episode like I think I've seen
Speaker 1: homies crying drunk, but it was probably because like they
Speaker 1: just got beat up by some strangers or something, or
Speaker 1: just like for me, it was like I remember I
Speaker 1: cried once in high school and people did not let
Speaker 1: me live it down for quite a while. And it
Speaker 1: was because they called me cry, don't They called me
Speaker 1: crowd sadam crying. We got the label, uh you know,
Speaker 1: they because it was just because of like a girl,
Speaker 1: you know, and like you saw one and started crying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw one. I'm like, oh my god, you're so pretty, glorious.
Speaker 1: They're so pretty. I want one. Her hair smells like pantine. Problem.
Speaker 1: They won't thank me. Make seven doors in my basement. Boy, No,
Speaker 1: we've established that under fall under five okay, not a
Speaker 1: creed under five doors. You cried because you broke up
Speaker 1: the girl or whatever. Yeah, I can't remember the exact
Speaker 1: scenarios publicly, that's valid. Yeah, there was, And that was
Speaker 1: one experience. Uh, And that's the only time I remember
Speaker 1: like crying drunk at a young age. So I don't
Speaker 1: think it's a universal thing. Like, I mean, for sure,
Speaker 1: at some point in your youth, if you drink alcohol,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have some kind of emotional outburst, whether that's
Speaker 1: crying or you're just like book you Eric, and you're like,
Speaker 1: why why are they having beef? And then two guys
Speaker 1: who don't aren't really enemies, you know, don't actually hate
Speaker 1: each other, and you start swinging on each other and
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't know too too much. Boon's Hard, Uh,
Speaker 1: Boone's Boone's Farm? Or yeah, what were the little Jack Daniels? Um, well,
Speaker 1: I was thinking of Mike's hard Leton Lynsberg Lemonade Lynchburg.
Speaker 1: Also are two dogs? Do you guys remember two dogs?
Speaker 1: I think that was It might have been a specific
Speaker 1: Midwest remember mad two dogs? Like, um, it was like
Speaker 1: a Mike's Hard Lemonade before Mike's Hard Lemonade? Do you
Speaker 1: remember after shock? It was like cinnamon liquor with with
Speaker 1: rock candy at the bottom, and then you would save
Speaker 1: the rock candy because it was like pure liquor. And
Speaker 1: then like you I call it it's like and you
Speaker 1: finished the bottle and be like, Okay, well we can't
Speaker 1: get liquored this weekend, so um, we're gonna melt this. Uh?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, is it a situation? Where like
Speaker 1: in case of an emergency break glass. But then it
Speaker 1: probably looks just like the rock. No, for sure, you don't,
Speaker 1: don't you. We like melted it. We melted it, eating
Speaker 1: the model and we uh and then we like poured
Speaker 1: it out in like little mini shots, so you were
Speaker 1: free basing after shock, we would inhale the fumes and
Speaker 1: first like resin hits. Did you guys ever rob anybody
Speaker 1: blind for alcohol, rob anybody for like people's houses. Sure
Speaker 1: you'd go to a liquor store, or rob a convenient
Speaker 1: store or rob a right aid on Harbor. I actually
Speaker 1: remember that ship from when I first met you, Adam,
Speaker 1: like you had a whole like you were like fucking
Speaker 1: flagrant and didn't give a dude. I was ready to
Speaker 1: go to jail for a for a thirty rack of
Speaker 1: keystone light. That was true, flagrant. What were you doing?
Speaker 1: You would just grab it and walk out. I would
Speaker 1: just grab it and walk the funk out with two
Speaker 1: to thirty packs, and that's why you're my fucking best friend.
Speaker 1: And then just walk out. And they had a security
Speaker 1: guard and he'd just be like uh. Or I would
Speaker 1: walk into the freezer section. This is two cases and
Speaker 1: then just exit out the emergency exit. The alarm would
Speaker 1: go off and I just had a car there waiting
Speaker 1: for me, and we would it would explode in the
Speaker 1: background as you walk away. I know absolutely. In hindsight,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is the that was the most insane
Speaker 1: thing I've ever done. I'm not like a I would
Speaker 1: have bought it if I could have bought it, but
Speaker 1: I couldn't have. I couldn't buy it, so I had
Speaker 1: to rob me. Why are we so crazy? Coast a Masa.
Speaker 1: That's when I got busted for fucking having buying alcohol
Speaker 1: with somebody else's I d that I had found and
Speaker 1: I was doing that for like a year, and then
Speaker 1: they found me in the cops. Fucking what do you
Speaker 1: mean they found you? Well, they caught me doing it
Speaker 1: and they realized walking outside of the liquor store and
Speaker 1: they're like, that guy's twelve, Yeah, that dude is not
Speaker 1: able to buy that stuff. I remember, I was so scared.
Speaker 1: I've been smoking for three years. I feel like you
Speaker 1: always looked like ever since I knew you eighteen, I
Speaker 1: felt like you were my one friend that I'd be like, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you should go try to get as booze well, you
Speaker 1: know what I used to do. There was one liquor
Speaker 1: store on Harbor Boulevard that I could walk into after
Speaker 1: my job at Van Shoes, and I could walk in there,
Speaker 1: and what I would do is like, as soon as
Speaker 1: I walked in the door, just spark up a conversation,
Speaker 1: real simple, like very casual, and keep that conversation going
Speaker 1: until I was out the door with the booze in mind.
Speaker 1: That that was my move too. I had a fake
Speaker 1: I D since I was sixteen years old, and that
Speaker 1: that was my name on Workaholics was Demand because my
Speaker 1: friend Jason, he had the first generation Photoshop, and so
Speaker 1: he could erase letters on the I D, but he
Speaker 1: couldn't add new ones that looked real. And he could
Speaker 1: also move the letters around, so I could move the
Speaker 1: letters around in my name and Adam Patrick Divine boiled
Speaker 1: down to Devin d Map, So that's yeah, and so
Speaker 1: my name was Devin Demand uh, and I would go
Speaker 1: into it. Only worked at one gas station because the
Speaker 1: guy just was like bad at is like truly was
Speaker 1: probably just depressed, clinically depressed, and was like, what state
Speaker 1: did you have? And I was in Nebraska and had
Speaker 1: in Nebraska. D yeah, it was. You know, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1: I was just I was also a year later, I
Speaker 1: was robbing the writing. I was lunatic. So I went
Speaker 1: in there at like sixteen seventeen, looking like just way youthful,
Speaker 1: you know, at sixteen, I look like a fucking child.
Speaker 1: And then I'd go in there and I had the
Speaker 1: same thing. I'd always be in and be like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day or whatever kind of day it is.
Speaker 1: I'd be like a ship up there, this guy must
Speaker 1: be And then I come in and be like talk
Speaker 1: about the Huskers, talk about like the football or or
Speaker 1: just likes crossed the traffic with the new this goddamn
Speaker 1: housing over there, and it's I mean the traffic right there,
Speaker 1: all that construction anyways. And then I'd always like throw
Speaker 1: in right when I think anyways, two bottles of aftershock
Speaker 1: stuff with the can and anyways, here this uh, this
Speaker 1: card of thirty racks of EasTone light and in some
Speaker 1: zul and then or and then now one bottle of
Speaker 1: hypnotic please. Yeah, I just remember you would care and
Speaker 1: you'd pair it with some like black and milds and
Speaker 1: feel older. For some reason, You're like, yeah, I'll be
Speaker 1: smoking some black. It was always black and milds for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, that wash and a pack of black and milds.
Speaker 1: Or was that the Swister sweet which one tastes like
Speaker 1: candy and you'd be like, well, black and really good.
Speaker 1: Swisher sweets also tasted okay, but but that was mostly
Speaker 1: for the blizzon definitely was the other thing that helped
Speaker 1: with this is I could confidently because I had been
Speaker 1: buying cigarettes for a couple of years, so I could
Speaker 1: confidently say, let me get that pack of this and
Speaker 1: this a special kind. So that was like the cap
Speaker 1: or to say, I'm old dude, give me my breath
Speaker 1: and my smokes. Well, that was the move. Also, I
Speaker 1: kept it in the plastic. Now, I feel like the
Speaker 1: time they're like take it out of the plastic hand,
Speaker 1: you would hand them the high and I would just
Speaker 1: shold me to do that, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: would just I wouldn't give them the whole wallet. I
Speaker 1: would just hold up in the plastic and hold it
Speaker 1: up to them and they look, and if they asked
Speaker 1: to take it out, I would just believe I'd go
Speaker 1: because wallet had the little window in it. Yeah. Also
Speaker 1: there was velcro on the wallet, So I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a true teenager that has to be like a hot
Speaker 1: topic wallet and Pokemon, like, hey man, how about them huskers?
Speaker 1: I do this ironically anyway, everybody at our school had
Speaker 1: a Vermont I D that my homie was making, and
Speaker 1: it like like it got passed down through the generations,
Speaker 1: and my name on it was Gunner Torphensen, that's the
Speaker 1: hardest name. And then he made up fake college ideas
Speaker 1: to go with it. So if they were like you
Speaker 1: could look like a gunner, you could be a gun
Speaker 1: or Torkelsome though, yeah, you had the backup I D
Speaker 1: two right, so you'd be like, yeah, here's my university
Speaker 1: I D. And it was like a cooking college that
Speaker 1: was near our brilliant that awesome. You know what we had.
Speaker 1: We had the brig at a gym. So you know
Speaker 1: how motherfucker's lose their idea. Yeah, you just get the
Speaker 1: I D the lost idea of super yoked dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just like crazy neck muscles, just like traps. For days,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it, and that's where I got it,
Speaker 1: was from the gym, and I was using this forever
Speaker 1: and that's actually a true crime. If you're using somebody
Speaker 1: else's I D for this and the time are a
Speaker 1: prime podcast. I'm pretty sure it's all a crime. But
Speaker 1: the time that I actually got caught, it was for
Speaker 1: buying without an I D because I did not have
Speaker 1: it with me. And I remember being like, oh, fucking
Speaker 1: lucked out dude, Like like, I didn't actually use the
Speaker 1: other guys, did you guys? Go? Was was I with
Speaker 1: either Kyl or Blake? When I was living in Costa
Speaker 1: Mesa and we were friends. My Nebraska fake I D
Speaker 1: got taken away and someone told me that I could
Speaker 1: get a new fake ID in on Alvarado Street in
Speaker 1: downtown l A. And downtown I like, now, I mean
Speaker 1: there's some sketchy places, but most of it is is
Speaker 1: there's just fucking food ruckers and ship Disneyland now it's
Speaker 1: all staples, a weird bell. I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: But I went down there someone told me, and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, how am I gonna know? And They're like,
Speaker 1: just roll your window down and someone will stop you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like what, And so I go up there
Speaker 1: and I rolled my windows down and and I think
Speaker 1: I was with my buddy Zach. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I was there. Yeah, And and he's like, how's this
Speaker 1: gonna work. I'm like, I've been told the windows. We
Speaker 1: rolled the window down, no joke. Fuck. Immediately someone's just
Speaker 1: like and I'm like, God, yes, yes, fake I D.
Speaker 1: And we went into the back of this this like
Speaker 1: dollar store, and they made the fake ID right there.
Speaker 1: I took a photo. They fully made a fake I D.
Speaker 1: Did you get that shots too? Yeah? I quickly got
Speaker 1: my first idea head shot. It was a two fer package.
Speaker 1: Do you remember your first Kyle? Did you ever get
Speaker 1: real head shots? Probably? Not right, No, I never got
Speaker 1: a I still need the biggest it. What a scam, dude.
Speaker 1: I remember the first time I think the I think
Speaker 1: I got two sets of head shots in my in
Speaker 1: my years, but the first time I get it. They're
Speaker 1: so expensive too, and you have to remember having to
Speaker 1: call my parents and be like, yeah, I need like
Speaker 1: six hundred dollars and they're like what, And I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you cannot be an actor without head shots. You need
Speaker 1: these and they're like, oh, and that's just to like
Speaker 1: get the photos. Yeah, take him and then you gotta
Speaker 1: get it printed. It's a whole thing. So that's what
Speaker 1: I say. Well, Kyle had the hack, his brother would
Speaker 1: take photos, how had the hack? And how you do
Speaker 1: have a head shot? And I'm in it with you?
Speaker 1: So that's that's our marriage shot. Bro. Were they professional quality?
Speaker 1: Because right, see, if they see that, you've like not
Speaker 1: gone the I was the way. Definitely. Well, I was
Speaker 1: on the other side of the lens. That's where my
Speaker 1: career started. Was like I'm going I would be with
Speaker 1: the guys who took the head shots. I never paid
Speaker 1: for head shots, so if I got them, they were
Speaker 1: my brother who was taking the head shot, and Adam
Speaker 1: actually did a great job, So for sure they looked
Speaker 1: at professional enough. But yeah, but yes, seven hundred dollars
Speaker 1: for fucking pictures underneath a tunnel and north. I remember
Speaker 1: the first time they needed three looks. They're like, uh,
Speaker 1: you're you're young guy, You're gonna need three looks. You're
Speaker 1: gonna need like you're an athletic, look like you're like
Speaker 1: you might play sports, you need you need a and
Speaker 1: Tai look like hey maybe this guy could work in
Speaker 1: an office. And then the last one and then they're like,
Speaker 1: you need a bad boy look and I'm like what
Speaker 1: and They're like, do you have like a leather jacket
Speaker 1: or something. I'm like I don't, and they're like, do
Speaker 1: you have a wife beater? And I'm like, I could
Speaker 1: buy so wied body wife beater, like a white tank top,
Speaker 1: skin tight ribbed and uh, He's like making me and
Speaker 1: I'm for sure not a bad boy. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm naughty, for sure. For sure I am naughty,
Speaker 1: but I'm not a bat. And you might be smoldering.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was your twink photo back and so he
Speaker 1: made me. I need to find these photos. I have
Speaker 1: no idea where they're at. Um. But he made me
Speaker 1: hold onto a chain link fence, look and look over
Speaker 1: my shoulder. I remember now that was a booty shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a booty shot looking over my shoulder as if I'm
Speaker 1: about to climb this chain link fence like I'm running
Speaker 1: from the Did he tell you to character an artistic choice?
Speaker 1: You're a bad boy. Let me help you up on
Speaker 1: the fence a little bit here. I'm just gonna live.
Speaker 1: I'm an intuitive actor. I know I knew what he
Speaker 1: wanted behind that land. And then you spend five dollars
Speaker 1: on like a thousand princes or whatever, and then they're gone.
Speaker 1: There's the you worked at the fucking I worked at
Speaker 1: the man. You would get photos taken and then you
Speaker 1: would come to the place I worked and we would
Speaker 1: print it up and we would like do touch ups
Speaker 1: and we would pick like the border and the font
Speaker 1: for your name and stuff like it was a rap job.
Speaker 1: I got it through, uh Annie from Lennox Savage savage
Speaker 1: than I'm like, that's not right. I got through Lex
Speaker 1: I was walking down Broken Black Famous Senior. I mean,
Speaker 1: to be fair, I bet the hottest males and females
Speaker 1: walk through those doors to get their photos developed. It
Speaker 1: was that was probably a cool job for a young
Speaker 1: dude in their twenties, just seeing like every beautiful actress
Speaker 1: who needs to get their photos because you have to
Speaker 1: get them done like every couple of years. You can't
Speaker 1: like look any different now, do you. I mean, do
Speaker 1: you have to even have headshots now or you just
Speaker 1: have to have a I G. It's something different. I
Speaker 1: think when you very first start out, you need digital photos,
Speaker 1: but like your Instagram photos are it's as good as
Speaker 1: anything that we were taking fifteen years. They have to
Speaker 1: have something, but it's all digital now. I think our
Speaker 1: Gentlem the place I worked, our Gentlem shout out. They
Speaker 1: were transitioning at this time because the dude who ran
Speaker 1: it was like super smart about like staying ahead of
Speaker 1: the curve and ship because he knew he was like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be obsolute. He didn't Blockbuster for that bitch.
Speaker 1: He got ahead of it. He got ahead of it smart.
Speaker 1: Speaking of transitioning, does anyone have any take backs callbacks
Speaker 1: or take put put put down giveaways? Apologies and if
Speaker 1: anyone has any giveaways take I feel like we didn't
Speaker 1: argue a lot today. I would like to I I
Speaker 1: kind of apologize during but I would like to reapologize
Speaker 1: for igniting Kyle's love of weed again. I know he stopped.
Speaker 1: I send him. I sent him, you know a ton
Speaker 1: of a little cans. By the way, if you like him,
Speaker 1: I can I can keep you hooking you up. But
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be your pusher. Not ID like
Speaker 1: to apologize. Yeah, I'll take that and compliment you for
Speaker 1: investing in a great product. Like to me, I love thinking.
Speaker 1: I think it's a fantastic thing. I might not smoke
Speaker 1: wheat as much as I used to, were in just
Speaker 1: as much wheat as I used to, but I still
Speaker 1: got great respect for it, still love it. And that
Speaker 1: is c A N N C A and and and
Speaker 1: you well that's the thing like he doesn't anymore but
Speaker 1: still like drinks. Well, it's only a matter of time.
Speaker 1: It's a slippery welcome back baby. And you know what
Speaker 1: I want to compliment can for how how how freaking
Speaker 1: fully torqud I was last episode. I know my dose
Speaker 1: a little better now, but I really want to compliment
Speaker 1: our freaking merch which is so tight and you can
Speaker 1: get it at this is important dot merch central dot com.
Speaker 1: We got some great stuff. Do we mentioned We got
Speaker 1: T shirts too. I think we glossed over T shirts. Dude,
Speaker 1: they have our faces on it. Hey, if you're in Arizona,
Speaker 1: you might go funck a hoodie. It's too hot for hoodie.
Speaker 1: You know. Maybe maybe you live in Belize and you're
Speaker 1: like a fucking hoodie. I don't think so, Jack, I
Speaker 1: don't I need a T shirt? Yeah? I need a
Speaker 1: T shirt. And guess what we had them as well? Okay,
Speaker 1: we do and we will have tank tops at some point.
Speaker 1: At some point, we're getting tank talks. Boy, at some
Speaker 1: point we'll we'll give, we'll sell like nice henna tattoos.
Speaker 1: Let's says, please say what's on your mind right now.
Speaker 1: I was going to apologize for telling you guys to
Speaker 1: stop talking over each other, and then it just came
Speaker 1: back and now I want to uh to say started
Speaker 1: everyone at home today was a heavy overlapper and uh,
Speaker 1: we're doing our damnest here. We're having fun, big compliments
Speaker 1: a blazer for the labyrinth, really good stuff today. But
Speaker 1: everything I do is for you, baby, Thank you. I
Speaker 1: think the tall boys, um, you're a little better on
Speaker 1: the board with a tall boy. They can. You were
Speaker 1: a little slow. You were. I think you might have
Speaker 1: been a little bit in your head with the with
Speaker 1: the can dude. And we were talking about weird as
Speaker 1: shit like philosophy, like I was dripping, bro, I was
Speaker 1: really talking remember a lot we were talking about God.
Speaker 1: We were talking about like the incarnation. This part was tripping.
Speaker 1: Last podcast. I meant like on like this is important. Well, No,
Speaker 1: we were talking about the Mandela effect. Remember now I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we were talking Mandela effect and it is
Speaker 1: we got real deep last podcast. I'd like to compliment
Speaker 1: us on last podcast and how deep we're getting We're
Speaker 1: not afraid to dig deep. Damn right. Hey, this is it?
Speaker 1: Is that the first official recorded fart compliments. I want
Speaker 1: to know what that one seems like.