WEBVTT - Ep 23: Dumb Adventures In Bad Fake IDs 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.360 Welcome to This Is Important, a production of My Heart Radio, 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:08.799 this show where we only talk about what's obviously most 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:15.040 crucially important today on This is Important. Everything else is gorgeous. 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:18.680 But how do Scott's beard looks like dogship? If you 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:23.280 drink it through your ass, it's all gen Look, I 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:27.320 didn't mad. I'm divide, like when the breeze blows on 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:31.040 a puppy's hair, it looks like a field of wheats. 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:37.639 And here we go. Oh man, it's good to see 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:40.519 you guys. Yeah, baby, Well, should we talk about the 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:44.640 big news of the week. I might. I don't know. 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:49.200 Do you guys know what happened? What in hot Yeah? 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:51.120 A lot of people are thinking are they going to 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:55.120 tackle these hot button issues? And yeah we are. Guess 0:00:55.200 --> 0:01:02.840 what we got merch? That's right, we got merch. We 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:06.679 got merch. It did kind of get buried by other headlines, 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:08.600 which yeah, a lot of people are talking about like 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:14.000 storming capitals or other like riot events inciting violence. I 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.680 feel like people kind of blew over the fact that 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:21.840 we got merch. Yes, we have it right and and 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:25.160 here if this is important, this is important? That is 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:28.880 what's important? How much? And and let's talk about the merch. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:32.279 I would love to let's talk about it. It's so good. 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:35.720 We got a hoodie. Hoodie, It's so comfortable. It's the 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.200 most comfortable. It's soft on the inside. I love how 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:40.880 soft it is because I like to wear my hoodies 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:44.440 without a shirt underneath, just because I like to feel 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:49.640 how I like my nipples really cozy. Like I don't 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:51.600 wash them for a while, as long as I can 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:54.840 go without washing them, so that inside layer is nice 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.280 and soft, and the nips just hit just right. Because 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.400 it's getting cold down here. It doesn't change when you washer. 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:05.480 That's but not ours. I guarantee it. Hey, and that's allegedly, 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:10.560 that's a guarantee guarantine. Oh, allegedly, it's a guarantine guarantine 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.200 medium or large for your body type. I'm a medium 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:18.959 only because my mid section could fit into a large. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.400 Let's say, I'm I'm a beefy boy. You know, I'm 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:23.920 built like a little, uh, like a miniature truck. Like 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.200 you take a regular sized truck and you just squeeze 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.160 it down. But it's it's kind of the same proportions, 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.959 just tinier. You're like a a Zuzu trooper. Yeah, I 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:37.160 mean almost exactly. Like an a Zuzu trooper. That was fantastic. 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:39.200 Is that. I feel like I'd be like one of 0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:43.040 those Isis trucks, like with the Toyota ones Zamboni. No 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.760 like truck. What do you mean an Isis truck. Yeah, 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:51.400 they all rock a Toyota. They all rock on those toyotas. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:55.960 Isis the terrorists terrorist group. Yeah, ketch up, I think 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.480 I know you're talking about. They all rocked Toyotas with 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.200 the turrets on the back. Catchup, yeah, catch up to 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.120 what I'm saying. Oh oh, oh, I thought you were 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:06.400 talking about a condiment. And Blake, what are you rocking 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.799 with the your your fit model body? What size do 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:12.239 you do? Yeah? Well you know, as uh we've established 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:15.440 from the bay. I like everything a little bigger. Let's 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:19.840 go large. Almost forty years old. Oh that's the drop 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:21.640 we'll see. I feel like you you could fit in 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:23.360 a large. You can fit in large because your I 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.600 I t rexx arms. I got little like these arms. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.160 There's not a lot of length there. So if I 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:31.560 go then I'm a child and I'm not trying to 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:35.120 look like I'm trying to look like a man. I'm 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:39.080 a man. Okay, alright, alright, buddy, thank you you are. Hey. 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:41.560 I am okay, okay, what it seems like you're saying. 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:44.480 I'm not no, no, not at all, Kyle. I'm almost 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:48.120 for our sweatshirts, the only thing on the site, and 0:03:48.240 --> 0:03:50.000 what is the site? Where do I even go to 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.640 to get these? I got it sent to me from 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:56.080 the source. I didn't have to purchase mine, thank goodness, 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:59.000 because I'm part of the team. It's this is important 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:02.280 dot merch sent world dot com playboys, this is important 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:05.839 dot merch Central, dot com. That's right, you said dot com. 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:10.760 For a second, I was like, what Honestly, people can 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:16.520 just follow at pod important Instagram and get all the 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.480 information there, because I know you're not getting it here, baby, 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:24.640 past there's a cool dad hat, you know, dad had? 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.039 Is what what I'm I'm all about. Why do we 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:30.120 call them the dad hat? Is it just cause I mean, 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.960 because dad's when we were kids wore hats like that. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.640 But I also wore hats like that when I was 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:38.480 a child like that. I don't know why we call them. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:42.640 Why wouldn't a dad hat be like a fedora that 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:45.320 feels more like a dad I don't know. Well, I 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:48.760 mean your dad's got specifically, that'd be a your dad hat. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:53.400 We'll no, but how many children and teenagers were rocking Fedoras. 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.080 It was like, you're either maybe it was a grandpa. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.640 And I feel like our generation was the generation we 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.360 did because we were I mean, let's it, man, how 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.120 cool as ship we were? But we were, but it 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.920 was There's a reason that in Workaholics we made the 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.000 joke of one Fedora per crew, because you would go, 0:05:11.240 --> 0:05:14.320 you would be like one of those fancy Hollywood nightclubs 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:17.160 that every once in a while we would spend too 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:20.440 much money and go to and andrs would be like, 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.640 let's go out tonight, and then it'd be us like 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:28.960 it would be us like lining our pockets with and 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:31.000 slipping them into our drinks. For sure, people are like, 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:33.680 these guys keep reaching their pockets the roofing and everyone 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:37.360 us there clear of the dirty looking guys and the 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.840 midget with the afro Who was that you guys? The 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:44.560 dirty guys on the oh. I was like, okay, gosh, 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.479 you have so many similes for what your body is. 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:49.840 And there's dors look like he belonged there, So they're 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:53.360 like he seems cool. I don't know, why they brought him. Uh, yeah, 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:55.800 he's the way in so you think of Fedora is 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:57.400 a dad hat, and a dad had is not a 0:05:57.480 --> 0:05:59.280 dad had it. I'm gonna take that back door. Is 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:03.679 a grand hat. That makes sense to me generationally, makes sense. 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:07.479 That is like a specifically like a Cuban father. I 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:10.560 think my grandpa wore dad hats more when I was 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:14.000 growing up because my dad was like wearing trucker hats, 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.599 So it's a grandpa hat. I kind of feel like 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.000 my dad wore trucker hats. My dad wore like John 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.240 Deer hats, and yeah, I feel like that's what our 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:25.320 dads wore, trucker hats, So why do they call these 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:30.400 fucking dad hats? My dad wore a stash cap. Is 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.920 that what? That's like a like a poor boy cap. Oh, 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:40.480 he was a paper like a news. He's a paper boys. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.599 That's fucking cool, dude, that's really cool. Phil's got some 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:47.159 style that's not like a kangle, right, that's not like 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:50.640 the backwards kangle look. Essentially, it's kind of kangly, but 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.840 it doesn't have the shape, doesn't have it's not firm 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:54.719 like a kangle. It's kind of like normally has like 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:57.479 a print, right, doesn't it have like a plaid or 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.960 something or not? They're like grayish. I want to say 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:06.240 his was just Harris Harris tweet Yeah, tweet tweet. I 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:08.920 love the movie News He's as a child because I 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.440 was like, Hey, I gotta go on strike. I gotta 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:14.800 sting with my boys and go on strike, start some 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:18.760 stuff on fire. Ride a horse. Is that Christian Bale? Yeah, 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:22.240 bills in the Yeah, Christian Bale fucking crushes it with 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:25.960 new shoes with satin laces. Hey, don't make us pay 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:29.520 for that. Hey, no, it's only if you do fifteen 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:32.320 seconds of it? Can you do? I kind of just 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:35.640 don't want to hear on, we're gonna have to pay 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:38.120 for that, Adam, don't make us listen to that. Yeah, 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:47.360 nothing can make it better. Oh the elaborate drop, that 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.280 forty drop, my man, man, we're going for it. Is 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:53.360 Swing Kids a different movie than News? Yes, I don't 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:56.040 know what Swing Kids is? So Sweet Kids was like, 0:07:56.440 --> 0:08:00.840 that's about Nazi Germany. News He's is about like New York, right, 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.480 which one of those movies has the like the third act, 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.440 like fucking sad moment where the dude slits his wrists 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:11.440 with records, with records. That's swing kids, that swing kids, right, Yeah, 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.720 Swing Kids was heavy. Yeah, that ship was too much 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.800 for me. Well yeah, was way before record My god. Yeah, 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:21.720 there was no records. I wouldn't think. No, there's for 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:25.760 sure records and news. When didn't records come out? What yours? 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.400 That's a great ten or some ship? Yeah, that's a 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.160 little bit before. They still had them, but they were 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:33.640 a luxury. I have like a nineteen thirty five jukebox 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:40.480 out there, fancy rich guy and that had like hard 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:46.840 plastic records. They weren't even vinyl yet. Is this a Worlitzer? Is? 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.280 What are we talking here? It is? I don't I 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.920 think it is a Worlitzer. I believe it is. Yeah, 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:55.200 I got it from my grandpa. It doesn't work, but 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.840 I have all the records. They're so fucking tight. They 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:04.400 just look fucking eight guys news he's eight pre what? 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:06.679 So I stand by what I said pre records. No, 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:09.360 I think there's records already. Well, I think they were 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:11.559 like new tech at that point. I think they were 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:16.960 new tech. Isn't that crazy? That's crazy to me? You 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:20.000 know what I did with this fucking jukebox. Ky, I 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.080 changed all the lights so the lights are on, and 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.840 then I looked up my son Nos So now I 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:31.360 can control the jukebox with the actual speaker from my iPhone. Wait, 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:35.120 so it's wait, so, so where's the sound coming from. 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.480 The sound is coming from what's called the son nos 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:41.760 bridge that then takes my WiFi signal and I take 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.600 it to a cable and I plugged that into the 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:48.640 actual speaker of the world Itzer. But the music is 0:09:48.640 --> 0:09:52.360 coming from the worlitzer. The music is coming through the 0:09:52.400 --> 0:09:59.200 world Itzer speaker from my sons got it. So so 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:03.120 it's not operational, but the music's coming through it. Yes, 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:07.920 I'm using like the amp and the tubes to play 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.800 my Spotify And why because you like the sound of 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:14.480 like kind of shitty bad speakers or what's the deal? 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.520 What's the purpose there? Well, yeah, it's definitely not great. 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:20.719 It's got like this like cool warmth to it, just 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:23.240 to be like, oh, we're old timey. Yeah, And I 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:26.080 really dig like mixing text like that. I think that's 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.880 fucking cool, like a good tech mix. And is it 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:32.439 the old little records? The it actually it plays seventy 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:36.559 seventy eight and they're like these plastic ones that are 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.240 like they're very hard. They're not even vinyl because it 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.040 was pre vinyl, which is kind of dope. But I 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.520 haven't got the mechanics to work. I'm I've only got 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:48.200 the new tech to bridge with the old tech. Werelitzer 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:49.959 holler at my guy, how long have you had Haven't 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.720 you had this for years? Haven't you had this for years? 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:54.280 Or is this a new thing? I thought you had 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:56.079 this for like years and years at this point, I've 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.680 had it for years. But my dad and I just 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:02.440 a year ago, like did the hybrid decided? Yeah? I 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:05.839 decided to get it to work. Get your packers out. Yeah, 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:16.199 we got our packers hard. And that's freakings. Speaking of jukeboxes, 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.480 like you remember, I don't know who was there. Two 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.520 of you guys there were there, maybe Kyle wasn't. But 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:26.560 we got pretty drunk one night in Los Felas and 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.600 I went to a bar and put on like an 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:35.480 hour's worth of Drake Kelly. No, it was it was 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:41.760 drake on like those new school like touch pad and 0:11:41.880 --> 0:11:45.920 we got twisted and we invited somebody to the Six Flags. 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:50.880 It was the bartender it was, And then she went 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.680 and we didn't go right? What wait, I don't remember 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:57.000 this part. I think she's like I'm at the Batman Ride, 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:01.679 like I'm still sleeping. We were super Hambard telling her 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:05.319 like yo, like she just moved to town. Oh we're 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:09.280 so bad. We were making promises. I don't remember this 0:12:09.440 --> 0:12:11.760 at all, So this is on. This is specifically on 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:15.119 you guys. I remember the Drake Commandeering of the Jukebox, 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.920 but I do not remember the sixth Bad Commandeering. I mean, yeah, 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:23.600 this was like Drake's first album, like second you can think, 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.000 which you could think me now? Oh yeah, I was 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.920 still far gone for sure. Was that the one where 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.880 where they had all like the big breast I said, 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:35.640 women's uh that were in like the low cut tops 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:38.280 and they were playing what what? What track was that? 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:42.440 Was that the best? Yes? She's the best. Yeah, she's 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:46.240 the best. Remember someone showed me that video and I'm like, 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:51.960 this guy's a star. Look at all these big breasts. 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:55.800 I was like, all these giant wresting women. This guy's 0:12:55.840 --> 0:13:02.880 a start something about he knows what people like. I 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:05.080 mean they know in Canada. I mean we've been to 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:08.240 the Cactus Club. They know how to run a restaurant 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:11.920 have some low cut tops out there, don't club? Do 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:16.480 we want to inform everyone from the States about what 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:21.440 what that place is. NA, that's alright. No, shout out 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.320 if you know, you know, if you know you know, Yeah, 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:27.520 shout out to all our our northern listeners Canada, you 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.360 guys rock. I miss you, guys. I want to get 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:33.000 back to the coup. Is it only in couver Is 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.800 it also in Toronto and Montreal? I don't know. I 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:39.200 don't know. I yeah, I don't remember seeing it in Toronto, 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:43.400 but Ottawa. The Cactus Club is basically what would you 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:47.400 consider It's kind of a fucking Applebee's. It's like not 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:51.720 that cool at all. It's like Houston's. Maybe you guys 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:56.480 are tripping. You are remembering it very improperly. Remember how 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.360 whatever the food was and there's a million of them 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:02.360 and it wasn't that cool? No, no, no, no no, you 0:14:02.440 --> 0:14:06.800 remember it? How you watch television shows? You're like, this 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:09.760 is bad, but I like it. How do you remember it? Like, first, 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.720 give us your recounting of the Cactus Car. No, Cactus Club. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:16.720 Like the vibe is like yard House meets Hooters. Yardhouse. 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:18.719 That's what I was trying to think of yard. Yes, 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:21.880 Hooters stretches a little far. It's not really that. It 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:23.840 had more of a bar set up and more of 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:27.200 a club vibe, right, didn't it. Yeah? Yeah, No, Like 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:31.080 everybody working there's wearing all black. It's sleek. It's like, 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:37.160 are we trying to start up? But moove over to Keynes. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.320 We got a new franchise in our midst Cactus. We 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:44.040 might have to. We're pretty sophisticated. Can you combine franchises 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:49.360 like you know, riff Raff's tattoos like Canes Cactus Club? Yeah? 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.920 Like can can you take the Nation Pizza Hutt and 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:56.640 Talco bim? Yes, dude, would I'd go to a Keynes 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:00.520 Cactus Club? Yeah? That would be time trying to think 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.560 of what would be the thickest restaurant co Lab Yeah 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:12.280 for real, now we're talking. If it's really just Panda 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:19.440 Express I was about and any other restaurant. Yeah, if 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:26.920 it's just orange flavored chicken and uh Chipotle Steak, just 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:32.040 bro I Chipotle two days ago, man, and it was 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:36.560 I love ude, I love chip Chipot. Do you know 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:39.240 what I did that? I I mean, if Chippotle is listening, 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:42.120 hook a brother up again get a few years ago 0:15:42.360 --> 0:15:44.840 that I completely I've lost it. I don't know what 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:47.640 happened to it. They gave me a fucking card that 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:52.160 said like, free Chipotle for life, as much Chipotle as 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:55.960 I can for years, not diarrhea. No make if. I 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:59.440 got one that said that it was forever forever card, 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:04.920 and uh always, it's the best. I love CHIPPOLEA it's 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:07.160 not diarrhea. Why do you do it? I could get 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:09.760 Chipotle every day and then once a year I could 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:13.440 get a hundred party for a hundred people Chippole and 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:15.800 I used it all the time. And then now the 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:21.440 cause of diarrhea, it's not diarrhea if you're not just 0:16:21.480 --> 0:16:23.520 has the button. He has too much control, he's got 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:26.560 too much power, his power. But he did it three times. 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.760 And I love Chippo d on his power. He's drunk 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:33.880 on his power. I talk to you about diarrhea. Man, 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.920 do you have the whole fucking ten devoted? I lost it, 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:39.040 That's what that's a and but but the thing is 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:42.000 that I always felt like an asshole pulling it out 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:45.360 because Chippotle is not that expensive and usually like the 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:48.360 guy that's working the counter is of the right age, 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.360 and knows who I am, and it's like, oh, ship, 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.360 what's up out on what's going? And I'm like, oh, 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:56.040 hell yeah, it's gonna be eight seven And I'm like, 0:16:56.800 --> 0:17:00.920 I've got this card. It should be free and it 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.640 says I get a drink and some chips as well, 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:06.680 and they're like do you know? But also it would 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.040 be like, because I had one of those Chipotle free 0:17:09.080 --> 0:17:12.080 for a year, two cards, shoutout. I didn't get one 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:15.879 of these ever, we're famous? Is that what it is? Yeah? 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.360 I made you famous. When you pulled it out, they 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.000 would have to call. It would be like a production. 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.280 It wouldn't be like they just swiped it. They had 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:27.160 to call over the man ever they had that never knew. 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.920 It was frustrating. The only place that they knew where 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.119 it was was the Chippotle on Sunset Boulevard because I 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:37.480 think they gave away enough to actors that enough actors 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:39.760 would go in there and they were like, Okay, we 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:43.160 know what this is. We've got another broke actor. Yeah. 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:47.199 Every other Chipotle it was like a fucking event. I 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:50.760 stopped using it because people would be like, what is this, 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:53.120 who are you? Why did you get this? And I'm like, 0:17:55.840 --> 0:17:59.840 I'm I'm on is the show? Do you have your phone? IMDb? 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:02.880 You coholics on the right, you're bringing your up your 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:04.879 own Have you ever had to do that? I have 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:08.000 in order to uh get into my hotel room, Like 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:10.359 I lost my key. I like lost my wallet one 0:18:10.440 --> 0:18:13.040 night and I'm back coming back to the hotel. We're 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.280 shooting a house party season two and in New Orleans, 0:18:16.800 --> 0:18:19.760 and I'm like, drunkenly back at my hotel and I'm 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:24.800 not I didn't, Madam divine, and I'm in the room 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:27.960 of I got a room and it's upstairs and they're like, okay, 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:31.440 you have any idea. I don't, and I'm like, look 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:34.199 just here, just look me up. And they're like what 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:37.160 And I'm like, look, look, I'll prove that I'm who 0:18:37.160 --> 0:18:40.040 I say am. And I had them look, I had 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:43.120 them look me up, and then they still wouldn't give 0:18:43.119 --> 0:18:45.000 me a key. I think it was because I was 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.640 so fucking drunk and they were just kind of like 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:51.720 lording my drunkenness. And you probably didn't look like yourself. 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:57.480 I was at base was probably falling off, like okay, 0:18:57.600 --> 0:19:01.400 you this guy's handsome, you look like a DeFi your 0:19:01.400 --> 0:19:04.960 eyes are melting at New Orleans was another level that 0:19:05.080 --> 0:19:07.680 was like that was the best. Well, the funny thing 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:10.960 about shooting that show is we only shot for two weeks. 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:15.160 We shot ten episodes and two weeks two episodes a day. 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:19.760 But I still gained enough weight throughout that production is 0:19:19.760 --> 0:19:22.920 you saw my body morph even though on the last 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:26.399 few episodes of every season you're like, yeoh Jesus, well yeah, 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:29.760 I mean, dude, your your intake was at all time. 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:32.119 I mean, I don't know, but it was very high. 0:19:32.560 --> 0:19:35.000 I'm still yeah, I don't know if that was all time, 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:37.200 but that's why I kind of took it back, But yeah, 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:40.199 I was. I was. You know, I go big and 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:42.760 with with most endeavor. Literally, you gotta do one of 0:19:42.760 --> 0:19:44.760 those things where you take the picture every day so 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:48.800 we can just watch you medically watch my face. When 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:51.840 they showed like buildings getting built, we just see your 0:19:51.880 --> 0:19:55.879 face exploding. That would be cool. You should definitely commit 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:57.960 to a year of that. My neck just start to 0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:02.320 droop and then get sucked back up like that the 0:20:02.400 --> 0:20:05.600 fox getting eaten by the maggots, But it's you. What's 0:20:05.680 --> 0:20:11.000 up That classic time lapse of like the maggots time lapses. 0:20:11.200 --> 0:20:14.000 Pretty you guys don't see that when you close your eyes. Whatever. 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:19.640 Time lapses are very very cool, Yes they are, thank you, Blake. Yeah, 0:20:20.520 --> 0:20:23.639 anything that plays with time filming it to me, is 0:20:23.720 --> 0:20:26.919 still just un believable. Like slow motion, the fact that 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:29.920 we can see slow times, like you're talking time travel movies. Yeah, 0:20:30.640 --> 0:20:33.119 it's kind of time travel because it's capturing moments and 0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:35.399 slowing them down in ways that you're like, oh, the 0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:39.280 naked eye doesn't see that, dude. It is so bizarre 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:41.840 that no matter how many times I shoot something in 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:44.360 slow it's always like when you play it back, you're like, 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:48.160 what the crazy, Like when they pop a water balloon 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:52.080 and it like is still there for a moment. Yeah, 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:54.760 Like if you just light like a bit lighter and 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.879 it looks like a nuclear blast, is still like the 0:20:57.920 --> 0:21:01.680 exact same formation as if it was a bomb going off, 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:05.160 but it's just the lighter. We're so stupid. That's the universe, man, 0:21:05.280 --> 0:21:09.280 that's the universe. So fucking cool. Everyone other's like, yes, 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:12.200 it's slow, and we're just like no, Like like when 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:16.080 the breeze blows on a puppy's head, it looks like 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:30.000 a field of wheats gorgeous. Hey, life is beautiful, baby, 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:33.240 the world is really is, even though it's going to Helen. 0:21:34.080 --> 0:21:42.639 Sometimes sometimes it's beautiful. Praise thank you God. What's that 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:46.760 one from Animal They had the end of Animal House, 0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:48.880 I believe when the kids sitting on the bed reading 0:21:48.920 --> 0:21:51.480 Playboy and then the woman from like the trappiez on 0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:55.359 the parade through his window and he's like, yeah, just 0:21:55.560 --> 0:21:58.000 drop down. That's a good one. I want to know 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:00.440 what happens. Right after that, he goes, thank you God, 0:22:00.520 --> 0:22:04.760 and she's like, Hey, I was just see this horrible accident. Hey, 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:07.680 can you call an ambulance? Piece of your roof in mice? 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:10.840 Are your parents here? Can I get out of this room? 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:13.480 He's like, wait, but God sent you and they're super 0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:16.440 Christian and then the parents are downstairs like you are 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:19.080 a gift from God and it turns into some weird 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:22.800 fucking that's the horror movie that would write, Yeah, I 0:22:22.880 --> 0:22:24.880 gotta do that. I feel that you gotta write that one. 0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:28.440 Take some like throwaway moments and flicks and they start 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:32.040 that start your movie on the throwaway moments, classic throwaway 0:22:32.040 --> 0:22:38.040 moments that universal whoever God turns into the scariest horror movie, 0:22:38.280 --> 0:22:41.200 a total blumhouse. It's called Thank You God. It's called 0:22:41.240 --> 0:22:45.160 Thank You God. This woman in a basement with way 0:22:45.160 --> 0:22:48.280 too Christian family. They seem like a nice family. The 0:22:48.359 --> 0:22:52.320 sun was a perfect he was a gift for me. 0:22:53.760 --> 0:22:55.840 Der's you kind of look like the dude who uh 0:22:56.400 --> 0:22:58.960 made his whole family live in the basement. Have we talked? 0:23:00.160 --> 0:23:02.800 I got a picture somewhere. What was that guy? What 0:23:02.920 --> 0:23:06.160 where was he from? Where was he was Europe? Like 0:23:06.200 --> 0:23:10.280 Austria or that seems right Austrian? And he had a 0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:14.240 dungeon with eighteen doors and you're like, yeah, if you'd 0:23:14.240 --> 0:23:24.280 build six doors, you're probably you might be a man. 0:23:24.359 --> 0:23:27.000 And if you see a picture of his face, he 0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:29.960 looks like he could be of the home. This then 0:23:31.040 --> 0:23:35.480 the distant uncle, but he's truly terrifying. He's a terrifying 0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:38.720 looking grandma. That is so weird. Also, it's very weird 0:23:38.760 --> 0:23:41.600 that like that was normalized enough for Kimmy Schmidt to 0:23:41.640 --> 0:23:44.520 have that as like the premise they got shipped for it, 0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.480