Speaker 1: Are we recording? Oh, it's in progress.
Speaker 2: It's in progress. Hello Andrew, God, this is so low.
Speaker 1: Are you wanting to get you a higher chair?
Speaker 2: No? This works? Sure, Yeah, I'll just talk like this
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: Why don't get a bigger chair? No, it's fine, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: welcome to the almost Live bull Chat.
Speaker 2: Almost Live bull Chat.
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday, March twenty ninth, d fiftieth birthday.
Speaker 2: You know we could just stream it. I don't understand
Speaker 2: what this means. You don't know what streaming means. No,
Speaker 2: my kids use it.
Speaker 1: What if I say something really bad and I don't
Speaker 1: want it on?
Speaker 2: Well, just mind your mouth.
Speaker 1: I always do.
Speaker 2: Why can't we get one of what? Why can't we
Speaker 2: get one of those mic arms for right here?
Speaker 1: Why don't you ask? You know, there's still supposed to
Speaker 1: be a third mic in here? You see the three
Speaker 1: things there. There's supposed to be a third microphone in here.
Speaker 1: Never happened, so you can ask for an arm. Well,
Speaker 1: please let me give you the higher chair.
Speaker 2: No, it's okay. I'll just look up the whole time.
Speaker 1: But your neck is going to be strained.
Speaker 2: No, it's fine. Honestly, my cream has not.
Speaker 1: Worked at all nothing works.
Speaker 2: I'm if you notice it's happening here too.
Speaker 1: Listen. If these things worked, it would be much more popular,
Speaker 1: just like all these things that you see on infomercial
Speaker 1: of two o'clock in the morning. If they actually worked.
Speaker 2: It would be well you know, okay, well this is
Speaker 2: an actual medicated cream.
Speaker 1: It's a prescription. Yes, didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: That's what I just said. That's what I said. You
Speaker 2: didn't listen.
Speaker 1: I listened.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. But it's fine.
Speaker 1: So today was Daniel's fifty cand I just take.
Speaker 2: It out of this thing and just hold it like
Speaker 2: I'd much rather do that.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just let me get you the chair
Speaker 1: that goes higher?
Speaker 2: Okay, gosh, thank you? Wow service. Did you know what
Speaker 2: I had? Guys today? For the first time in a
Speaker 2: very long time, Apple juice? I okay, all right, No,
Speaker 2: we're okay. We're switching chairs because the mic is so
Speaker 2: low and now I'm very high. Christina Aguilera A better
Speaker 2: switch me chairs? What did you have a song called
Speaker 2: switch meat chairs? No?
Speaker 1: Isn't that eminem right? What Christina Aguilera A better switch
Speaker 1: me chairs? Doesn't that what he says?
Speaker 2: Where? When did he ever say that, hold on, let
Speaker 2: me exit out of my genails.
Speaker 1: That might be really important email.
Speaker 2: It probably is, but I could just check it on
Speaker 2: my phone then instead of getting harassed by you. Anyway,
Speaker 2: is it my name is?
Speaker 1: I forget what song it was?
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, hold on, Christina.
Speaker 1: Dut d May I have your attention? Please? Dn't dn't
Speaker 1: dn't dn't dn't that song? Dn't d d d dent
Speaker 1: My name is? That's not my name is no.
Speaker 2: It's a no no no no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: And he's in a mental hospital in the video.
Speaker 1: That's right. Oh my gosh, Christina Aguilera, A better switch me?
Speaker 2: I'm slim shady? Is I'm the real shape?
Speaker 1: Doesn't he say that?
Speaker 2: He please stand up? Please stand up.
Speaker 1: I could be very wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's
Speaker 1: what he sold.
Speaker 2: Please I'm looking it up. Okay, Christina Aguilera, he says, bleep,
Speaker 2: Christina Aguilera, better switch me? Chairs yay, huh okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, May I continue? So today we was kind of
Speaker 1: bull chat Danielle's fiftieth birthday party here at the radio station,
Speaker 1: and there were so many festivities. I love Danielle, lots
Speaker 1: of stuff going on so much food. Yeah, got the pinata.
Speaker 2: I planned a lot of it. We did a great job.
Speaker 1: Do you know what band had an album called Rotting Pinata?
Speaker 2: The Go Go Chairs.
Speaker 1: No, it was Sponge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. You know. If it wasn't the Go
Speaker 2: Go Chairs, it was gonna be something else.
Speaker 1: But I gotta tell you, like the cleaning people here,
Speaker 1: they're really fast to clean up. Yeah, like the show
Speaker 1: is over and everything's gone already. Well, they put it
Speaker 1: all on the I wanted to take the forks home.
Speaker 1: There was some really nice forks that I wanted I had,
Speaker 1: I was, I was on the forks. I'll take you
Speaker 1: to a dollar General for They were quality, mister beast forks. Okay,
Speaker 1: they were quality forks. We don't have to name drop
Speaker 1: mister Bees. He's never gonna come on this podcast. I
Speaker 1: don't even know or care about him, So he doesn't.
Speaker 1: They do they do? He does the money thing, right,
Speaker 1: He gives people.
Speaker 2: They do?
Speaker 1: He gives people.
Speaker 2: They do? Yeah, my kids they do. They know him.
Speaker 1: When do you?
Speaker 2: You never talked with a New York accent that wasn't
Speaker 2: an accent. Yeah, it was all right. You never have
Speaker 2: like a hard oh dough huh. The old Scottie came
Speaker 2: through first second.
Speaker 1: So sorry about no ball chat last week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry guys, and then sorry for no bonus episode.
Speaker 2: But you know what, we're here.
Speaker 1: We're alive. Yeah, wan is pissed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you did your didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't. No, I didn't at all.
Speaker 2: Sorry everybody.
Speaker 1: And he was busy, Oliver it was hashtag hopefully.
Speaker 2: Hopefully and then he didn't.
Speaker 1: Get to it, yeah, because he were so busy not
Speaker 1: making things happen. But it's cool.
Speaker 2: Are you talking about the fed X package that was
Speaker 2: out of my control? No, the UPS one, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: one first of all. You ps let me just take
Speaker 2: a second.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're good.
Speaker 2: Sometimes, yes, sucks compared to FedEx. I would rather FedEx
Speaker 2: than UPS. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: FedEx has made plenty of errors, just so you know.
Speaker 1: They all make mistakes.
Speaker 2: Anytime I've ever had an issue with the package, it's
Speaker 2: been through UPS. They just don't care. And the thing
Speaker 2: that annoys me the most about it.
Speaker 1: Is that you put the wrong ZIP code on it.
Speaker 2: I never did anything about that. That was the people
Speaker 2: who were in charge of it, just out of curiosity,
Speaker 2: who placed the order. I did not. They were shipping
Speaker 2: it to me. I didn't have any hand in this
Speaker 2: other than handing over. You're just supposed to receive it, yes,
Speaker 2: And I gave them my credit card and said, you
Speaker 2: take care of the rest. This is what I wanted
Speaker 2: to look like all that other fun stuff, okay, regardless.
Speaker 2: The thing that annoys me the most is that ups
Speaker 2: when you ask them, hey, where is it? Well, we
Speaker 2: don't know. Here's what it could be, where it could be,
Speaker 2: and they give you six different run arounds that. When
Speaker 2: I was on the phone with them, I literally the
Speaker 2: woman was like, well, okay, we're locating it now. I said, no,
Speaker 2: you're not, because the person I spoke to told me
Speaker 2: that it was already on a truck. Oh yeah it is.
Speaker 2: You're right. How do I know that? But you don't know?
Speaker 1: But these things are constantly scanned. They know where things are.
Speaker 1: They scanned constantly.
Speaker 2: And how do you not know what truck it's on.
Speaker 1: They're scanned in, they're scanned out, they're scanned on. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lie. You know what truck it's on.
Speaker 2: You know, if it's on a plane. Tell me who
Speaker 2: bought the ticket and where I could find my damn package.
Speaker 1: Okay. Anyway, So you had apple juice today for the
Speaker 1: first time, and how many years.
Speaker 2: I would say it's been a solid like five years
Speaker 2: since I had apple juice. I love apple juice. It is.
Speaker 2: It's very sweet, yes, but it's natural sugar? Is it?
Speaker 1: If they don't add sugar to juice? Not apple juice anyway? Really,
Speaker 1: it's just yeah, you know what the ingredients are, apple juice.
Speaker 2: Pure concentrated apple juice and vitamin c's it Huh.
Speaker 1: The sweetness that's in there.
Speaker 2: Is from thirty two grams of sugar.
Speaker 1: Right, but it's natural sugar, so it doesn't count, right,
Speaker 1: it doesn't count.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you were on your use is a water
Speaker 2: fix or iced tea?
Speaker 1: Is it is? It's brude water? This coffee water. Mmmm,
Speaker 1: that's hot brown water. That's what it is. It was
Speaker 1: brewed with water.
Speaker 2: I saw the water pipe move when I hit brew,
Speaker 2: So there's water.
Speaker 1: It's water.
Speaker 2: What because here the water pipe move when I hit brew.
Speaker 2: When you use the water over here, the water pipe shakes.
Speaker 2: The water pressure on the water machine also has gone
Speaker 2: through some things. When we first got here, it was
Speaker 2: like a little trickle, like what's the phrase you can't
Speaker 2: make water out of a stone or something, squeeze water
Speaker 2: water from a stone?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or blood?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't know the phrase. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I knew of the phrase and it never came out.
Speaker 2: And now all of a sudden you press it and
Speaker 2: it's like powerful. Yeah, like a day lose. That's like
Speaker 2: you're you're is it day lose or deluge? I think
Speaker 2: it's day louse. I think it's deluge. I don't think
Speaker 2: we're in France. Let's get the deluge.
Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm wrong, I'll admit that I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: But I think it's del us.
Speaker 2: No, something's gonna tell me, Well, what pronunciation is it?
Speaker 2: What webster?
Speaker 1: What a SII?
Speaker 2: No? Well the dictionary knows.
Speaker 1: It, doesn't they because they don't speak properly.
Speaker 2: Deluge?
Speaker 1: Who said that me? Deluge?
Speaker 2: That is so weird. I always thought it was deluge.
Speaker 1: It's a different word.
Speaker 2: Well, time for me to admit I'm wrong. Yeah, like always.
Speaker 1: Hold ONDI what are you doing?
Speaker 2: I got the cookies. Hey, we're recording. We're recording ball worries.
Speaker 2: It's all good. Thanks for interrupting, Okay, Scottie, we're hanging
Speaker 2: up now.
Speaker 1: You don't have to answer yes, I did. What's your
Speaker 1: favorite juice of all time? Not a mixed, not a blend,
Speaker 1: just a straight up favorite fruit juice.
Speaker 2: I like fresh. I like fresh orange juice.
Speaker 1: Fresh squeezed orange from the machine that we never got
Speaker 1: that we wanted to have in the studio. That machine.
Speaker 1: I love that machine. Somebody must have one of those
Speaker 1: machines they don't use.
Speaker 2: They can send us, Yeah, please send us your dirty,
Speaker 2: old orange machine.
Speaker 1: They're so sticky and disgusting. You probably have to clean
Speaker 1: them fairly frequently when they get moldy.
Speaker 2: And something tells me, you'd be like, I didn't get
Speaker 2: to it this week, lot going on, and then before
Speaker 2: you know it, it's moldy, and then all fruit flies.
Speaker 1: Ugh, all those ones in the mall disappeared, you know,
Speaker 1: the vending machine, the fresh orange juice vending machines, and
Speaker 1: the malls. They're gone. I don't understand. Maybe they get moldy.
Speaker 2: Too, I'm sure they do.
Speaker 1: You know my favorite juices, you'll never guess cranberry. No,
Speaker 1: because that's not really juice. Good luck finding cranberry juice.
Speaker 1: I mean, they do have one hundred percent cranberry juice.
Speaker 1: But like, but what you ever spoish a cranberry?
Speaker 2: You'll never get My juice is it cranberry? No?
Speaker 1: When you buy juice, when you buy cranberry juice, it's
Speaker 1: generally cranberry juice cocktail and that has added sugar.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love cranberry juice, cocktail. Nothing.
Speaker 1: Ocean spray I love.
Speaker 2: After you give blood, they usually like they have a
Speaker 2: cranberry juice on the table.
Speaker 1: You're more of a Northland guy.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I just drink whatever one is.
Speaker 2: After the blood drives.
Speaker 1: That's the ocean spray.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, yeah, probably anyway, So my juice is it Nope,
Speaker 2: I don't know blood.
Speaker 1: Orange, No, that's really specific.
Speaker 2: Grapefruit No. I do like grapefruit, though, but you have
Speaker 2: to I have to be.
Speaker 1: In the mood for it. Pink grapefruit.
Speaker 2: Okay, go on, uh right, you're almost out of fruits. Apple, no, pear, No,
Speaker 2: it's a normal fruit.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Orange, no banana, no the fruit hat raisin.
Speaker 1: No raisin juice. I love raisin juice. You said grape No? No?
Speaker 2: What else does she have in the hat? Apples?
Speaker 1: If we turn it upside down, it means we want
Speaker 1: to swing pineapple. I love pineapple juice. You wouldn't take
Speaker 1: it for a pineapple juic?
Speaker 2: Guy?
Speaker 1: Would you gold pineapple love?
Speaker 2: This is like your fun fact, but like your this
Speaker 2: is your college freshman orientation thing where you have to
Speaker 2: introduce yourself. Hey, guys, my name's Scott. I'm from New
Speaker 2: York and my fun fact is I like pineapple juice.
Speaker 2: I know, I know it's crazy. I know. Okay, they
Speaker 2: got him on the sober living floor. Hey, we keep
Speaker 2: getting emails to apply for lingo. Can we please do
Speaker 2: it again? We need to audition for it. We did it,
Speaker 2: they did well. We should talk about this.
Speaker 1: Well they didn't pick us because I was on a
Speaker 1: TV show or something.
Speaker 2: Well, we should talk about this. Play it, play the thing?
Speaker 1: What thing?
Speaker 2: Well for Brimley or something.
Speaker 1: Oh we're gonna go back. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh we're eleven minutes and thirty seconds in.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, So I wasn't prepared because I just
Speaker 1: figured the stupid man box.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well, use the button's not pushed up top
Speaker 2: because I didn't know that I was playing things here.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I don't know. I can't see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, off the no, we hit the dumb button.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, ahole, get out of here. We're recording the show.
Speaker 1: Learn about radio and get out what damn well, we'll
Speaker 1: be back right after this, by.
Speaker 2: Way.
Speaker 1: No, we're in a commercial break right now. No, no,
Speaker 1: now we're back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now we're back. We're back before the break. I
Speaker 2: scared the ship out. We don't curse, yep, we do, Yes,
Speaker 2: we do. Hey Diamond, fun facts. They can't hear you,
Speaker 2: Hey Diamond, you can hear her, Hey Diamond, what kind
Speaker 2: of juice do you think Scott likes?
Speaker 1: What do you think my favorite juice is?
Speaker 2: I think it would be like Prune juice, a loser.
Speaker 1: Can you get out of here? Please? Prune juice? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks great. Get out, bye, Diamond. Because she's drunk
Speaker 1: from all the champagne.
Speaker 2: She didn't drink any champagne.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't remember what I was saying.
Speaker 2: We were talking about juice. No, then there was something else,
Speaker 2: engaging conversation about juice.
Speaker 1: No after the juice thing, oh lingo oh yeah yeah
Speaker 1: yeah we should be on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like that.
Speaker 1: I think you and I on a game show would
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably just be a lot of yelling. They'd kick
Speaker 2: us off.
Speaker 1: No, it would be entertaining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd probably be like, can you not yell so
Speaker 2: much at each other? This episode? I feel we're very
Speaker 2: mild towards each other, and I'm appreciating that because sometimes
Speaker 2: we argue too much, and I don't like arguing.
Speaker 1: We really need a backdrop.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I have a couple of leads on this. Okay,
Speaker 2: Fred the mailman messaged me and says that he might
Speaker 2: have a guy. We just need to measure this how
Speaker 2: big we want it, and then he'll he'll look into
Speaker 2: it for us.
Speaker 1: But what do we want? Do we want the serial
Speaker 1: killer's logo? Do we want cereal boxes? Do we want I.
Speaker 2: Think the serial killer's logo? Clean, simple, fun? Okay, I
Speaker 2: think cereal boxes. After a while, you're gonna be like,
Speaker 2: I could just see it from now you do like
Speaker 2: your bit where you'd be like, oh, we don't have
Speaker 2: a serial library anymore, but this, this box of ceerials
Speaker 2: must be good. Oh wait, it's not real.
Speaker 1: What is that? Even? What?
Speaker 2: I could see you being like, oh look, let me
Speaker 2: get that serial.
Speaker 1: Oh oh so there's no more serial libe. But why
Speaker 1: don't I just put shelving up. Who cares? I care
Speaker 1: that dude in there, he probably cares. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: design it that way.
Speaker 2: I don't think he designed it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with that dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but whatever it is, it needs to be like the material, lightweight.
Speaker 1: It needs to be like a flag ish because this
Speaker 1: thing is just foam. Well all it to just taking
Speaker 1: a pushpin. I'll let you do it with Fred, because
Speaker 1: I don't want to do make it something too. You
Speaker 1: never responded to that text.
Speaker 2: Can designed it, and then he could hand it over
Speaker 2: to Fred, who can make it.
Speaker 1: Well, just Fred work at a printing company. He's a mailman.
Speaker 2: He knows somebody. Everyone knows somebody. I know somebody. Well,
Speaker 2: then you should have gotten it done by now.
Speaker 1: I don't have a design.
Speaker 2: You have the logo.
Speaker 1: I'll love the logo.
Speaker 2: Here's where it goes a little south guy, because here
Speaker 2: we are being nice and fun and happy, and then
Speaker 2: you got Scottie on the other end being like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm just going to be a roadback to be a roadblock.
Speaker 1: What did you just have a stroke? I did bock.
Speaker 1: I like the cereal box that Newman made. That's the logo.
Speaker 1: That I like the one that's on our website.
Speaker 2: Okay, that one. Yeah, let's go well, then we'll do
Speaker 2: that and then we'll just get it.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, we'll get up.
Speaker 2: Okay. I have to talk about this show that I
Speaker 2: watched that's available now on Apple TV plus.
Speaker 1: Did they pay you to say this?
Speaker 2: Now? Chris O'Dowd. He came in on The Big Show today,
Speaker 2: but they sent us a screener for the Big Door Prize.
Speaker 2: It's on Apple TV. I highly recommend this show.
Speaker 1: For every game show.
Speaker 2: The first three episodes are out now. I got to
Speaker 2: see the whole series, and I could tell you where
Speaker 2: it goes is amazing. The first three episodes are so
Speaker 2: good you'll be hooked. If you like ted Lasso, I
Speaker 2: think you're gonna like this one. It's by the same
Speaker 2: creator as Shit's Creek and it is so freaking good.
Speaker 2: Based the whole thing in one day.
Speaker 1: Basically, they sent you the screener so you want to
Speaker 1: get on their good side, so they keep sending screens
Speaker 1: so you're saying it's good even though it sucks.
Speaker 2: I me and my mom watched it all day Saturday.
Speaker 1: I got to see Donna last week. That was so
Speaker 1: much fun. Hey, Donna, how are you gonna do me
Speaker 1: like that? Why are you gonna do me? Yeah? Passio
Speaker 1: n got me in a jam again.
Speaker 2: I don't she knew that song after you like berated her.
Speaker 1: Rhythm Syndicate is the jam?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you looking it up now?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could see.
Speaker 1: So we saw that great show last week.
Speaker 2: Shot Shucked on another one.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun, so good.
Speaker 2: If you're in the New York area and you're looking
Speaker 2: for a Broadway play to see, highly recommend Shocked. The
Speaker 2: humor was. It wasn't for everybody, though, because.
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge Broadway fan, but I really like
Speaker 1: that show. I can't believe that rhythm Syndicate is not
Speaker 1: in ourself.
Speaker 2: Part of what made it so funny for us was
Speaker 2: the people in front of us did not like the
Speaker 2: humor at all. Really, it was like a mom her daughter.
Speaker 2: I don't know who these people were in front of us,
Speaker 2: but every time they were to make a joke, she,
Speaker 2: the woman in front of us, would just be like, ugh,
Speaker 2: I don't understand how people her eyes?
Speaker 1: How do people not laugh?
Speaker 2: They were miserable humans like miserable.
Speaker 1: I just I feel like it's weird that we're all
Speaker 1: on the same planet and some people find one thing
Speaker 1: wildly hilarious and other people like, what, that's a fencile.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even think they thought it was offensive.
Speaker 2: I just don't think they got the humor it was
Speaker 2: because it is a dirty er play. It not filthy.
Speaker 2: It's not like Book of Mormon dirty, but I would
Speaker 2: say it is. It's a it's a raunchyish comedy.
Speaker 1: Like that one Plan B joke I laughed at. But
Speaker 1: the people in front of the abortion is bad. It
Speaker 1: was just a joke.
Speaker 2: They were on the whole row.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think they were all on some type of trip.
Speaker 2: I don't know what where they belonged to. But part
Speaker 2: of the show that made it so funny was that, like,
Speaker 2: as you're crying laughing, they would just be like, are
Speaker 2: we not getting it?
Speaker 1: Maybe it was their cult initiation.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe they think their humor is too highbrow.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And they watch only things on the what is the
Speaker 2: Century Movie channel? The old one?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, classic AMC. I only want American movie classics
Speaker 1: a m C.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those so what they tell me all funny, But
Speaker 2: otherwise this shucked is crap.
Speaker 1: Look, I guess everyone has their own taste.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure for food, and I just think they were
Speaker 2: tasteless things.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right. It's just weird how it can
Speaker 1: be so different. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I feel like the worst is when you
Speaker 2: show somebody something that you find hysterical and then you
Speaker 2: just and then you're like, then you do the thing
Speaker 2: where like they're looking at it and you just are.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, hey, yeah. See, like I send you that
Speaker 1: comic all the time, and I know that you laugh
Speaker 1: from it. Yeah, I wouldn't send it to you if
Speaker 1: it wasn't a funny one. Now, I yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like every time I send it to you, it's funny
Speaker 1: and you laugh because we have the same kind of humor.
Speaker 2: Yes, I find I'm a basic humor type of person.
Speaker 2: But then again, you laugh at funerals. Yeah, well that's
Speaker 2: just an awkward that's uncomfortable. That's an uncomfortable laughter.
Speaker 1: Would I want you to like write here and now
Speaker 1: on tape, if there's a tape running, but on digital audio,
Speaker 1: I want you to promise me that, even if it's
Speaker 1: fifty years from now and we haven't spoken in thirty years.
Speaker 1: I want you to speak at my funeral.
Speaker 2: Done.
Speaker 1: I want you to done. Thank you. Okay, that's all
Speaker 1: I need to know. You've heard it here first, kids, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know when I kick it, you'll be there.
Speaker 2: When I kick it. Yeah, hey, kids, when I kick it.
Speaker 1: You gotta kick it. Oh that's lick it. Never mind?
Speaker 2: Oh god, Yeah, no, I'm there for you.
Speaker 1: I got you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, so Shucked was really good. Big Door Prize.
Speaker 2: You can go watch it now. That was really good.
Speaker 2: We have so many guests coming up on the Big
Speaker 2: Show that I'm so excited about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really pissed. I'm gona miss Lewis Capaldi. I
Speaker 1: can't be here that day.
Speaker 2: And he is absolutely like, he's hilarious, he's hysterical. He
Speaker 2: would be a perfect guest on something like this, And
Speaker 2: something tells me that he actually would do it.
Speaker 1: He totally would.
Speaker 2: He's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: You should do bow chat with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just gonna get a forty minute interview with
Speaker 2: Lewis Capaldi.
Speaker 1: Five minutes, do five minutes. It'll be hilarious.
Speaker 2: He's very funny. I don't think it would ever happen
Speaker 2: that way. I think you'd need to be there. But yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: what you're afraid to do things on your own? Yeah,
Speaker 2: not without you. Scott gonna beat a lot of peaches.
Speaker 2: And now this video is demonetized.
Speaker 1: He literally said one word because they want to pay
Speaker 1: cut from that.
Speaker 2: Yes, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 1: Dude, Candlebox is playing a show near my house. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. Are you going?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I literally don't know.
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 2: Do they sing peaches?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: They sing far Behind informer nice to know in full
Speaker 2: up oil. I like it, Boom down't that's that's the song?
Speaker 2: They sing far Behind and you Oh damn it, I
Speaker 2: knew that.
Speaker 1: You know those songs? You this song?
Speaker 2: Why don't you actually play the part of the song
Speaker 2: where they speak versus the first two seconds? I don't
Speaker 2: because you're not playing anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you should know just from the first beat.
Speaker 2: How would I know over the first beat?
Speaker 1: Now, maybe I don't know where the hell it is.
Speaker 1: But if I play too much of it, we're in trouble.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not even punched down, so it's not playing
Speaker 1: on the thing. Never mind, Okay, stupid stupid thing. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 1: should we go No, we got to record serial Killers?
Speaker 2: Not today?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: Will you do it this week? No?
Speaker 1: I think we should do it today.
Speaker 2: No, I think we should do it this week.
Speaker 1: Things are gonna pop up.
Speaker 2: I'm good the rest of the week. Sawyer has to
Speaker 2: go to the vet tomorrow, so then we have Friday.
Speaker 1: What if I can't? If something pops up on Friday,
Speaker 1: then we have no serial Killers on Monday. I'm just
Speaker 1: letting you know, everybody that's listening, I'm ready to record
Speaker 1: serial Killers right now. Tomorrow I have to take story
Speaker 1: to the vet, and if something pops up on Friday,
Speaker 1: then there will be no show on Monday. I'm just
Speaker 1: letting you know. And it'll be Andy's fault.
Speaker 2: So and I can't wait to meet about it.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. What do you have to do today?
Speaker 2: You know I did go to LA for thirty six hours.
Speaker 1: I'm still so tired. I'm so tired. I got to
Speaker 1: catch up on sleep.
Speaker 2: No, I actually have to catch up on all the
Speaker 2: work I missed on Monday.
Speaker 1: Please, you did it on the plane? You don't work?
Speaker 1: What do you do? I answer an email?
Speaker 2: I try to get packages, but they don't come, okay,
Speaker 2: what do you do that's insulting? You should apologize for what?
Speaker 2: For being a dick? Okay, and with that, we'll be
Speaker 2: right back right after this.
Speaker 1: You know, every time you do that, the commercial doesn't
Speaker 1: go there?
Speaker 2: Can you like you're reverting back to Dickie Scotty. No,
Speaker 2: but last Dickie Scott is in the room with us. Now.
Speaker 2: Last week Scott was good. He was good for a
Speaker 2: solid eighteen forty eighteen minutes forty six second last week
Speaker 2: and then he just oh that was a bad snap
Speaker 2: and he just flipped. Last week we played the Wilford
Speaker 2: Brimley thing for a break and there.
Speaker 1: Was no break.
Speaker 2: Okay, just saying, I'm just saying it hurts the bottom line.
Speaker 2: I'm just it hurts the bottom line. Yeah, okay, you know, okay,
Speaker 2: got it?
Speaker 1: What are you playing with there?
Speaker 2: The box?
Speaker 1: The power box?
Speaker 2: This?
Speaker 1: Oh so we don't use the stupid man box?
Speaker 2: Now I have to this one. So this is the
Speaker 2: new road. Why can't we just use the old Superman box?
Speaker 2: I got this new one and I have to learn
Speaker 2: how to use this one. So I need to take
Speaker 2: like a weekend.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, why can't we just use the
Speaker 1: old one in the meantime. It has all the stuff
Speaker 1: I have it right now? Where is it? It's out alone?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really say it might buy scaries old one. This
Speaker 2: that's why I have three of them, but ready to
Speaker 2: go any time.
Speaker 1: Literally, where's the other one right now?
Speaker 2: Los Angeles?
Speaker 1: You left it there? No?
Speaker 2: Why is it they shifted to them?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Because I had this one?
Speaker 1: So you ruin an hour show for them?
Speaker 2: No? Because no, No, because let's fix it.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 2: It's probably just someone going to fix it. Jesus. Oh,
Speaker 2: he's good.
Speaker 1: I can't stop playing though it's not recording the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't set it up?
Speaker 1: No I did, but the thing touched it.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't look like you did.
Speaker 1: All right, Andrew?
Speaker 2: All right, well, thank you for listening to Bolton Area.
Speaker 1: We're not talking about anything.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry. When we talk about like prizes inside
Speaker 2: of Cereal for license plates, that's way more fun.
Speaker 1: It isn't. That's during Serial Killers. Can I tell you
Speaker 1: how frustrated I was this morning getting here, Like, if
Speaker 1: you don't drive through New York City, you have no idea,
Speaker 1: like you know that. I'm very, very regimented. And I'm
Speaker 1: always in the same place at the same time. And
Speaker 1: I pull into the parking garage at four fifty nine
Speaker 1: and I'm on the toilet at five oh one, and
Speaker 1: you know that my routine, you know. So this morning
Speaker 1: I'm driving here and I turned make a right on
Speaker 1: the street. There's a garbage truck just in the middle.
Speaker 1: They don't care. Seven thousand bags are throwing in and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, You're such an ahole and
Speaker 1: I have time for that. So I backed down the
Speaker 1: wrong way. Thankfully, nobody came behind me. I went up
Speaker 1: and around when seventh Avenue came back down on fifty
Speaker 1: fourth and I went in that way. And things like
Speaker 1: that happen all the time, and it throws me off,
Speaker 1: like something like they'll be oil trucks and they're delivering
Speaker 1: oil and they block the entire street.
Speaker 2: Is that for cooking oil or something?
Speaker 1: No, it's home heating oil. Oh, it's the truck that's
Speaker 1: marked nineteen ninety three on the flo I'm able tag.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the placard that says nineteen ninety three, that's
Speaker 1: home heating oil.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you this question? You may on eighteen wheelers.
Speaker 2: Do you know how they open up almost in like
Speaker 2: an origami shape. No, I need to pull this up.
Speaker 1: And you're talking about those cables in the middle, No,
Speaker 1: we're talking about those are cement trucks you're thinking of.
Speaker 2: No, eighteen wheelers they have like this thing, and I've
Speaker 2: always wondered what they were, but I've never googled it.
Speaker 2: Back truck.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Oh, that it's a windscreen, that is, or
Speaker 1: it's an extender. This is Yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 2: This is what I mean.
Speaker 1: But what to say? What is this thing? I think
Speaker 1: it's a wind screen or it could be an extender if.
Speaker 2: Something, so for people watching it on the back of
Speaker 2: an eat or listening on the back of an eighteen wheelers.
Speaker 2: The door's open, but it can like fold out.
Speaker 1: Well that they do that while it's driving. I'm not open.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what that is. And
Speaker 1: by the way, some parts of the countries call it
Speaker 1: an eighteen wheeler. Here they call them tractor trailers, which
Speaker 1: is weird. People in the Midwest that I know are like,
Speaker 1: what's a tractor trailer? Yeah, those eighteen wheelers are tractor trailers. Well,
Speaker 1: because you hear on the news here all the time
Speaker 1: a jackknife tractor trailer makes a thirteen day And I
Speaker 1: don't understand how they just jackknife. What's jackknife?
Speaker 2: That's like a like a a car crash.
Speaker 1: No, not at all.
Speaker 2: Oh that's when they like clip you.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: That's when it falls over.
Speaker 1: Nope, it doesn't. Do you want to know what a
Speaker 1: jackknife is? Sure, So when a tractor trailer is driving,
Speaker 1: here's the tractor, here's the trailer, and it's like and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the tractor goes like this, but
Speaker 1: the trailer stays like this, So it's jackknife. Can't carry Yeah,
Speaker 1: So the truck is facing this way and the back
Speaker 1: is still facing forward and it can't. It can't, so
Speaker 1: they have to tow it.
Speaker 2: The visual guy that I just got. If you're watching
Speaker 2: this on YouTube, Apauz really love that.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Yeah, it really helped. And it happens a lot
Speaker 1: in the snow. They jackknife.
Speaker 2: I would be terrified to ride, like to drive an
Speaker 2: eighteen wheeler. I could never do that, not a day
Speaker 2: in my life. I give credit to all the people
Speaker 2: that drive those things. Forget about that.
Speaker 1: How about driving a tractor trailer or an eighteen wheeler
Speaker 1: in Manhattan. Oh holy hell. When I see those things turning,
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, you got balls.
Speaker 2: Right, because the streets can be so narrow because of
Speaker 2: all these what were they the outside dining pavilions? Yeah? Please?
Speaker 2: Are those ever getting taken down?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that's the thing though.
Speaker 2: If you're not letting me walk around the city with alcohol,
Speaker 2: then do not give me an alcohol shed that I
Speaker 2: have to go drink in.
Speaker 1: You can't walk around the stay with alcohol, but go ahead,
Speaker 1: feel free to smoke weed whatever the hell you want.
Speaker 1: That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Nancy is rolling in hook Grey.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if you you can't get drunk in
Speaker 1: the street, you can get high all day. What's the difference.
Speaker 1: I understand that that's a dumb law.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not completely wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm not wrong at all. Really, it's just stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, people have been smoking for years.
Speaker 1: I get it, But it shouldn't be illegal to drink
Speaker 1: but legal to get high. Like that doesn't make any
Speaker 1: sense to me.
Speaker 2: Well, it's two different things.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: They're both altering your okay, but it's different. It is
Speaker 2: because if I'm blackout drunk, I don't remember anything, and
Speaker 2: I'm I could be falling over and I'm extremely impaired over.
Speaker 2: I would say the drinking, the breathalyzer thing could be lowered,
Speaker 2: so this way it stops more drunk drivers in their tracks.
Speaker 1: People that drink and driver just idiots and they'll drink
Speaker 1: one or ten.
Speaker 2: But the thing is there's a lot more of those
Speaker 2: compared to people that get high.
Speaker 1: And is that a fact?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're next to the art dealers who are
Speaker 2: just snatching up the mona liase.
Speaker 1: Every seen all the news stories. It was just the
Speaker 1: whole thing.
Speaker 2: I swear, I don't know what the universe is doing,
Speaker 2: but it's like we talked about it and then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, everybody has been releasing these stories about
Speaker 2: art heights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a big thing at the Louver. They're doing investigations.
Speaker 1: See underground, everything underground. Just because you haven't heard of
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it's not happening.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just like again, you just assuming that everybody
Speaker 2: that smokes pie is impaired to the point that they
Speaker 2: can't ride.
Speaker 1: What are they smoking pot for just because it's cool?
Speaker 1: They're smoking pot to get high because they're stupid.
Speaker 2: Well, there's medicinal actually helps.
Speaker 1: I don't walk around the street take prozac. I mean,
Speaker 1: well it's dip. Okay, So no, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: drinking my tamil flu as I'm walking down Fifth Avenue again.
Speaker 2: Tamaflu you take if you had the flu. If I
Speaker 2: have cancer and I can't eat, and I take this
Speaker 2: medicinal marijuana for either my pain or to eat.
Speaker 1: If you're in such pain, you're not walking around the street.
Speaker 2: Okay. So just because they're walking in the street, do
Speaker 2: you want to see a license and excuse me, give
Speaker 2: me a devil's lettuce? Are you smoking this because you're
Speaker 2: sick or because.
Speaker 1: You just k it's a big money grab, that's all
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: Not it helps people. Medicinal marijuana has existed.
Speaker 1: You don't take medicine in the street.
Speaker 2: It's not Scott, Okay, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: They're just druggies getting high.
Speaker 2: They're getting high on the road.
Speaker 1: People use it for their pain, okay. People use your
Speaker 1: so much pain, not walking around the street.
Speaker 2: Oh so let's just ask every cancer patient, Hey, stay home.
Speaker 2: Scott wants you to stay home if you're sick and
Speaker 2: you use medicinal at home.
Speaker 1: Do it at home. I don't want that crap in
Speaker 1: my face.
Speaker 2: And then don't leave your home.
Speaker 1: Now you can leave your home, leave your home all day,
Speaker 1: but do it in your house. You shouldn't be allowed
Speaker 1: to get high in the street. I can't get drunk
Speaker 1: in the street. You can very easily not allowed to.
Speaker 1: Well again, I think brown brown paper bag.
Speaker 2: Okay, so now everyone's just gonna smoke in.
Speaker 1: A brown paper bag. No, they put big tall boy
Speaker 1: beers in a brown paper bag.
Speaker 2: I would love to see you actually do a what
Speaker 2: drink a tall boy of something?
Speaker 1: I couldn't. It would be warm by the time I
Speaker 1: was anywhere near fish with it.
Speaker 2: It'd be pissy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, chug. I'm a social drinker, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I just you know, Yeah, I saw you socially drinking
Speaker 2: two weeks ago. Where when we went for that lobster dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean that was a fun night out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wasn't driving drunk. I wasn't very drunk. I was.
Speaker 1: I rode a city bike immediately after. I know I
Speaker 1: was not very drunk, and I told you do not
Speaker 1: take the city bike. Let's call you a lift. And
Speaker 1: you were like, no, I have to do this. I
Speaker 1: needed the exercise.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, And the next thing I know,
Speaker 2: you send me a picture of you yourself on a bike.
Speaker 1: Is there a b WI law on Manhattan there?
Speaker 2: Actually you can get.
Speaker 1: A well because they actually you're supposed to follow the
Speaker 1: same rules as a car when you're on a bicycle.
Speaker 2: Because imagine if you're just like well and you fall
Speaker 2: over into traffic, okay, then you impair traffic and it
Speaker 2: was because you decided to, or you are riding your bike.
Speaker 1: And you not do you know what this is when
Speaker 1: you're riding a bike.
Speaker 2: Stop, no, right, that's halt.
Speaker 1: No, I'm turning right.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm turning right.
Speaker 1: Left. That's right, that's stop.
Speaker 2: Okay. You're supposed to use hand signals. Hi left, right, No,
Speaker 2: that's you.
Speaker 1: Don't do this. People behind you can't see. This is right,
Speaker 1: this is left left, this is stop. Stop down down.
Speaker 2: I learned that it's Safety Town. What I learned that
Speaker 2: it's Safety Town? What's safety down?
Speaker 1: Out near my house on Long Island, there is a
Speaker 1: little a little town called Safety Town, all mini houses
Speaker 1: and little mini stuff and whatever. And when you're in
Speaker 1: elementary school, they take you there on a field trip,
Speaker 1: and you ride your bike or you ride bicycles, and
Speaker 1: you get in these little cars, these little electric cars,
Speaker 1: and they teach you the rules of the road, and
Speaker 1: there's traffic signals and crossing guards and signs and stuff
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: That's where I learned the bicycle signals. And I've remembered
Speaker 1: all these years. I've never used them, but I know
Speaker 1: what they are. Maybe they changed them over the years,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I'm not really sure how much
Speaker 1: of you else you can do with your hand. You
Speaker 1: never know what if you don't have a left hand
Speaker 1: or left arm.
Speaker 2: I think the rules would apply then on the right.
Speaker 1: Well, then they have to let go the handlebars, don't they.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I could ride my bike without me too.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 2: I used to be able to pogo stick too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's dangerous.
Speaker 2: I could only do it for like a quick one,
Speaker 2: but I had really good Yeah. I could also do
Speaker 2: the what are the things stilts? I could do those? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you come to Cooper's birthday party? And do you
Speaker 1: have extra long pants and white beard and a red,
Speaker 1: white and blue hat?
Speaker 2: Done?
Speaker 1: You can be Captain America? What's you doing? Uncle Sam? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Uncle Sam. Why is it always Uncle Sam? Big tall
Speaker 1: guy on stilts? I don't know, right, white Beard? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Santa Claus, Yankee doodle dandy hat. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I think we've exhausted everything this week.
Speaker 2: Andrew, Well, thank you all tuning in. We appreciate you.
Speaker 2: Follow us on All Social serial Killers PC. Hopefully we
Speaker 2: have a new Serial Killers on Monday. If Andrew allows
Speaker 2: us to record one right now after this, we will.
Speaker 2: Otherwise we may or may not, so have a great day.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'll curate it myself.
Speaker 1: We'll see on Monday with an all new serial Killers.
Speaker 2: Okay, love you guys.
Speaker 1: Why till that Andrews say, clink, my friend.
Speaker 2: Clink that it's so loud.
Speaker 1: Oh do you want one of these Easter eggs that
Speaker 1: Matt sent us?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Matt. That one's mocha flavored.
Speaker 2: Yeah cool. Thank you,