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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I sure do.

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Speaker 4: I work at a memory care facility, so I work

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Speaker 4: with people living with dementia, and every now and again,

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Speaker 4: you know, you get gassy, right, yeah, let it rip.

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Speaker 4: But because they don't remember or they don't understand that

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Speaker 4: it's not them, I'll just blame it on them.

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Speaker 2: You're like, yes, you did.

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Speaker 3: Just what they say?

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Speaker 2: Are they like mortified and like, oh my gosh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like damn, I'm sorry, and I'm like, I know.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, be honest.

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Speaker 2: Is that the only thing you've lied to them about?

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Speaker 1: No? Absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: Okay, give us one more thing you lied to them about.

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Speaker 4: I can't.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. All right, job, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Bring your dirty little secrets by. Hello, Hey, you have

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Speaker 5: a dirty little secret. I do, sweet?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 1: I muled a kilo of drugs across state lines many

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Speaker 1: years ago to pay my rent. That's it, one time,

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Speaker 1: one and done. Never do it again.

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Speaker 3: Never did it before you?

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Speaker 1: No? No, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 3: Actually in a McDonald's bag.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's how easy it is. You sit in

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Speaker 2: aconald's bag.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean I'm sure if anything had happened. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's not very hidden. Sometimes the more obvious thing is

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Speaker 1: the less obvious thing, if that makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a guardian angel on that run.

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Speaker 3: Dang.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was terrifying.

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Speaker 4: I tried to back out after agreeing to it.

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Speaker 5: It was too late.

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Speaker 1: I ended up doing it, getting it done, and never

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Speaker 1: did it again.

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Speaker 5: Well, thank you for your dirty little seat, Ridel Chopo,

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Speaker 5: no problem.

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Speaker 3: Everyone.

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Speaker 1: You never know by looking at me.

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Speaker 2: It don't sound sound like it, Bud, you know. Thank

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Speaker 2: you have a good one.

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Speaker 1: You guys have to

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Speaker 3: What's your dirty little secret