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Speaker 1: At long last, we've done it. We have reached the

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Speaker 1: number one phone tap of the year, top ten phone

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Speaker 1: taps of Christmas, the Anticipation, and it is called spare

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Speaker 1: Room Roulette one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you definitely you're not just saying that.

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Speaker 1: It features our own Jose Bolanos, it Earns Brook and

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Speaker 1: also me and we all remember what happened, ye totally.

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Speaker 2: But in case, just to jog your memory, we call

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Speaker 2: a guy who put a room for rent to add

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Speaker 2: on Craigslist at a really good price. So no surprise.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people are super interested, a lot of

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Speaker 2: strange people, that is. And I don't think this dude

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Speaker 2: is ready for the onslaught of characters who are eager

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Speaker 2: to come and live with you.

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Speaker 3: I totally know this one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so good, it's your number one phone tap of

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Speaker 2: the year. Hope you enjoy it right now, kids, Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffers ten own Taps of Christmas number one.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, my cousin THIRDO says you got a spare room.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there is a room.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So like, look I just got out, so like

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Speaker 4: I kind of need to like get.

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Speaker 3: In, you know what I'm saying. Got out? Well, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you mean.

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Speaker 4: I got out, like into the world, like I'm free man.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yes, so my like.

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Speaker 4: My question to you is if I rent the room,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be there a lot, because not because I

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Speaker 4: want to, but because I kind of have to. You

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Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: You know what I do greatly appreciate the call, and

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Speaker 3: I wish you the best of luck. But the room

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Speaker 3: has been rented.

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Speaker 4: Hey wait, I'm minute at homes. Like I know how

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Speaker 4: to make wine from a toilet. I can show you

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Speaker 4: hello as.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hello, how are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm great. My name's I'm calling about the room for rent.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there is a room.

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Speaker 5: Perfect because I got to get out of my senior

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Speaker 5: home that my family put me in.

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Speaker 3: Uh home. I'm sorry, that's right.

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Speaker 5: I'm out of there. And you never spoke to me.

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Speaker 5: If anybody asked, you sound kind of young. By the way,

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Speaker 5: maybe we could wing man for each other down at

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Speaker 5: Joanne Fabric. Okay, Alan, you can help me pull some tail.

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Speaker 3: You need to stay. I will got a good place

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Speaker 3: for you.

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Speaker 5: My one rule is if you see my cane hanging

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Speaker 5: off the door handle, then don't come in. I'm listen.

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Speaker 3: They're probably looking are you kidding me.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going back to those prudes.

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Speaker 3: You got to back down.

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Speaker 5: If you were me, you wouldn't say that. Sending me

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Speaker 5: back to a senior home. You'd get no nookie.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't be advising you come here either.

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Speaker 5: Hey, bukaroo, you need to treat a World War were

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Speaker 5: one veteran with more resuspect.

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Speaker 3: There's no Look, there's no World War one veterans. Sure

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Speaker 3: is no, there isn't.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna come down over to your place and ahead

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Speaker 5: with one of my walkers that I just ruched.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm hanging up now, goodbye.

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Speaker 5: Wow, what a sissy?

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Speaker 6: Hello Oi, I'm calling about the doomsday bunker.

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Speaker 3: It's not a bumker, it's a spare bedroom.

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Speaker 6: Okay, call it what you like. My question is can

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Speaker 6: I board up the windows so no one can see in?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 3: No, no, you can't. You're not going to board anything up.

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Speaker 6: Can I install anti Wi Fi software which would make

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Speaker 6: Wi Fi not work?

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Speaker 3: Stupid? No, there's no adding or altering or changing.

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Speaker 6: I like your fire. You and I I'm about to

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Speaker 6: be bunk mates. Oh bugger, he just went I won.

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Speaker 3: Hello Yes, Hello, yeah, Hello, Hello? Who is it whom

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Speaker 3: I thinking to sometimes I didn't want to know. I

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Speaker 3: knew Alona. I'm sorry, I don't understand you. Are you

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Speaker 3: calling about the room? Yes, yes, I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I don't follow you at all, like whatever

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Speaker 3: you have out of your mouth, or don't call me back,

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Speaker 3: I don't care.

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Speaker 6: Is there a lost machine?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 5: Hi, it's Allan again, the same guy you just called me.

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Speaker 5: I just got one more quick question for you. No,

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Speaker 5: I couldn't tell from the photo. Is there a mirror

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Speaker 5: above the bed? Gosh, what a freaking snowflake?

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Speaker 4: Hello, valutations. My name is Edward and I am looking

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Speaker 4: for a room. Please. I pause for dramatic effect. My

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Speaker 4: speech coach told me that makes your words more powerful.

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Speaker 3: Well, yes, there is a room.

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Speaker 5: Oh well, when'd you look at that?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 4: How many females are allowed in the room at once?

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Speaker 3: Get stroll by?

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Speaker 6: Sometimes?

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Speaker 4: You know I have girls over and just well not

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Speaker 4: actually I've never had a girl over, but I'm planning someday.

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Speaker 3: Are you done?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna say something else when it sounds like

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Speaker 4: you're already checked out on me, kind of like, oh,

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Speaker 4: the girls I invite over.

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Speaker 3: So it's not surprising.

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Speaker 4: Do any girls already live there by h.

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Speaker 3: No, sir, thank you, sir, goodbye.

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Speaker 4: All right, my my.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey man, is this Andrew? Yeah, Hey, dude, I

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Speaker 2: feel like we owe you a big apology from our

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Speaker 2: entire radio show.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're your best friend. Dennis asked us

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Speaker 2: to do a prank call on you.

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Speaker 3: Man. It work.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we did more than one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You spent the last hour kind of spamming you.

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Speaker 3: Figure.

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Speaker 4: Hey, man, like, are you sure like that room's unavailable

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Speaker 4: or whatever, because like I really need it.

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Speaker 3: You free.

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Speaker 5: That was your number one phone.

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Speaker 1: Top of twenty twenty

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Speaker 4: Five Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning