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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: best Ready go you've heard in a while, The Jewels Show. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's party Horn. It's officially twenty twenty one. We made it,

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Speaker 1: different now it's right out for the new Years. We

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Speaker 1: the way, something happened while we were on break for

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Speaker 1: the holiday. Yes it did. English Evan, it absolutely did.

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Speaker 1: he's quarantined again because he made the terrible decision to

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Speaker 1: to quarantine for how long? Now I have to quarantine

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Speaker 1: for fourteen days? So you said you were going to

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Speaker 1: about you, guys, how was your Christmas? Um? It was good.

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Speaker 1: It was good. Christmas was actually okay, But the break sucked.

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Speaker 1: six one, are you a handyman or woman? We can

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Speaker 1: You ready? Yeah? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Evan Hello. All right, So there's three people on the

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Speaker 1: Is that true? Okay? That that actually is true? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: ask Sabrina. Hey, Zach, would you like to go out

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Speaker 1: that again. Jubils First Gate follow up The Jewels Show

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Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio. Last time we did this segment,

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Speaker 1: somebody texts it into four or six one saying they

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Speaker 1: literally had to pull their car over because they were

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Speaker 1: crying from laughing. So either they have a terrible sense

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Speaker 1: of humor or it was really funny. I'm hoping it's

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Speaker 1: the latter, I think, and not the first part. It's

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show. But we work in a radio studio.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't know, yes we do. I know. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: it's hard to tell where we are, but we who

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Speaker 1: work in a radio studio, so there's microphones around us

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Speaker 1: all the time, and when we're off air, a lot

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Speaker 1: of times we get into conversations about random topics, and

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Speaker 1: our producers record us, sometimes without us even knowing. I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how they do that. I feel like

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Speaker 1: that's illegal and we should have them locked up, especially

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Speaker 1: with the audio that we're about to blay for you.

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Speaker 1: But they record us sometimes having random conversations, and then

438
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Speaker 1: we fought out that for their own enjoyment, they slow

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Speaker 1: it down and we sound like we're either high or

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Speaker 1: drunk or stupid or both. Last time they caught us

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Speaker 1: talking about aliens. Yeah, it was really Actually it sounded

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Speaker 1: like we were having the weirdest conversation ever, which I

443
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Speaker 1: think we were having the weirdest conversation ever. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: do this in your daily life if you can record

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Speaker 1: your conversation, record a conversation with a friend, and then

446
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Speaker 1: slow it down because you'll listen back and go, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. So here is a clip, regular speed

448
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Speaker 1: of one of the conversations that they caught of us

449
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Speaker 1: talking about raccoons. Raccoons are scary animals. They scare me

450
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Speaker 1: big time. I wanted to pet raccoon for a long time.

451
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Speaker 1: What Yeah, you can give them. You can get pet raccoons. Yeah,

452
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Speaker 1: they're on you have to go through like the backdoor

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Speaker 1: web and stuff. It's like maybe TV. Every single raccoon

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Speaker 1: I've ever known has had rabies. How many have you known? Okay,

455
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Speaker 1: that conversation right there. Oh man, I guarantee it's gonna

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Speaker 1: sound ridiculous slowed down. This is what our producers do

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Speaker 1: in their spare time. Raccoons are scary, and they scare

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Speaker 1: of me big time. I wanted to pet raccoons for

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Speaker 1: a long time. What you can get them? You can

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Speaker 1: get pet raccoons. Yeah, their own eyes to go through

461
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Speaker 1: like the back door web and stuff. It's like exalted.

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Speaker 1: That's a common misconception. The actually gets a load of

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Speaker 1: bad rat in the pet world. Every single raccoons I've

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Speaker 1: ever known has had rabies. How many have you known?

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Speaker 1: How have you tested? That's a good question. How many

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Speaker 1: raccoons have I tested for rabies? But I feel like

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Speaker 1: all of them have rabies. They probably do. I stand

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Speaker 1: by my point. That is not true. No, it is.

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Speaker 1: If you get scratched by raccoon, you're probably getting babies

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Speaker 1: and dying. Raccoons are evil, evil creatures, and they make

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Speaker 1: everybody think that they're cute. Yeah, a little band it's

472
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Speaker 1: running around getting in your trash can. First of all,

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Speaker 1: they eat trash, disgusting. They lumber through city. Okay, they're

474
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Speaker 1: gonna grab this and slow it down. At some point,

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Speaker 1: they lumber through city streets and they intimidate people. Raccoons

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Speaker 1: are bullies. They're super cute when they're babies, but when

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Speaker 1: they grow up, not so much. Raccoons are you Guys

478
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Speaker 1: are gonna get jumped by raccoons on the way high.

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Speaker 1: I have a fear of that all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And whenever I leave the house and it's night, I'm

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Speaker 1: worried about raccoons always. There's not a day goes by

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Speaker 1: that I don't worry about it. They're not standing in

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Speaker 1: alleyways with baseball bats like, yes, they racco Okay, raccoons

484
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Speaker 1: do do that. I used to live in the back

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Speaker 1: of this house and I would have to walk down

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Speaker 1: the side of the house to go to my car

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Speaker 1: every morning, right and at the time, I worked very

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Speaker 1: early in the morning, about four o'clock in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I had to leave the house. And every single morning,

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Speaker 1: every single morning, I'm not exaggerating, for the year that

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Speaker 1: I lived there, there was a raccoon on the same

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Speaker 1: schedule as me, and it would cross the street, come

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Speaker 1: over to the house and get inside the bush that

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Speaker 1: was right next to the gate. I had to walk through,

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Speaker 1: and I just know that it was waiting for the

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Speaker 1: perfect opportunity to pounce on me and give me rac Yeah, raccoon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think it noticed that I was scared the first

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Speaker 1: time I saw it, because I remember the first time

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Speaker 1: I saw it still vividly. I opened up the gate,

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Speaker 1: I saw the raccoon crossing the street, and I closed

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Speaker 1: the gate real quick, and I was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And then I waited and waited and waited. See, he

503
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Speaker 1: was probably thinking the same thing. He's like, who's this

504
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Speaker 1: widow that saw my schedule? Now? Yeah? Yeah, but he

505
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Speaker 1: actually probably saw you and that you were scared, and

506
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Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I'm a message. Yea. And that's what

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Speaker 1: I did every single day for a year. That raccoon

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Speaker 1: tormented me. That's why raccoons are bullies. Oh oh, and look,

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Speaker 1: based on that conversation about raccoons, our producers already slow

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Speaker 1: some some of it down. Oh. Of course raccoons are bullies.

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Speaker 1: They're super cute on their babies, but when they grow up,

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Speaker 1: not so much. Raccoon. You guys do it jumped by

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Speaker 1: raccoons on the way, I'm worried about raccoons always. There's

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Speaker 1: not a day ghost. Why, I don't worry about it.

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Speaker 1: They're no standing in alleyways with baseball bats like, yes

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Speaker 1: they racco Okay, raccoons do do that. So good, all right,

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Speaker 1: we'll text in four one o six one. What's your

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Speaker 1: hot take on raccoons, rabies or no rabies? No, they

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Speaker 1: no standing in alleyways with baseball bats like, yes they

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Speaker 1: racco Okay, raccoons do do that? Did you bill show?

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Speaker 1: On demand only on our radio? Hello? Everyone, my name's Aquarius,

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Speaker 1: and I am a psychic. Okay, not a very good one.

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Speaker 1: Hell you everything you need to know about you, I'll

524
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Speaker 1: give you a perfect example right now. Okay, it's the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Oh I just told you that also English.

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Speaker 1: Evan has an English accent. Oh my god, this guy's good.

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Speaker 1: I am amazing. That's obviously my alter ego, psychic Aquarius.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't do very good at telling the future. But

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Speaker 1: somebody did do a great job at telling the future,

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Speaker 1: and that was none other than Nostradamus, the astrologer from

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Speaker 1: the fifteen hundreds, who wrote a bunch of poems called

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Speaker 1: quatrains that were predicting future events. And there have been

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Speaker 1: quite a few of them that have come true. Well,

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Speaker 1: Nostredamus has a list of predictions. Well, not has he's

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Speaker 1: not with us anymore. He died in fifteen hundreds, but

536
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Speaker 1: he had a bunch of predictions about what will happen

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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty one. Yeah, and they will have you

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Speaker 1: shaken in your boot. Oh, let's go over a few

539
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Speaker 1: of them. Alex has the list of the things that

540
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Speaker 1: Nostradamis predicted would happen in twenty twenty one. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I guess we should all be scared. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: let me just point out the fact that they're vague

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Speaker 1: in his writing, so you can kind of take it

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Speaker 1: how you want. Also, not everything that he said has

545
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Speaker 1: come true. No, yeah, I want to scare you guys. No, No, yeah,

546
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Speaker 1: he's not. He's not like a bat in a thousand.

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Speaker 1: He's got a few things right, including nine to eleven.

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Speaker 1: Yea um. But these are the predictions of twenty twenty

549
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Speaker 1: one from him. Okay, which one is an asteroid, Oh

550
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Speaker 1: my god hitting earth to stop a way to bring

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00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty one with a bang literally, Well, he

552
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Speaker 1: didn't specifically say it like an asteroid is going to

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Speaker 1: hit Earth, but he did say in the sky, one

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Speaker 1: sea spire and a long trail of sparks. Oh so,

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00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, an asteroid, but it didn't specifically say

556
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Speaker 1: it's going to hit ear. But like, why there's been

557
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Speaker 1: a lot of asteroids that have flown pastor so why

558
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Speaker 1: would he say it in twenty twenty one? Or was

559
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: he talking about a New Year's Eve celebrations. He's just

560
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: talking about a party and people everybody just wants to

561
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 1: be negative and they're like, he's definitely talking about an

562
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Speaker 1: asteroid dating the earth, right, he will predicts that zombies

563
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: are going to come to life. No stredamis what the

564
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: famous astrologer from the fifteen hundreds who wrote a bunch

565
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Speaker 1: of poems predicting things that we've been right a few times,

566
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Speaker 1: predicted that zombies are going to come back? Yes? Or

567
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Speaker 1: do you think he predicted The Walking Dead a little

568
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: too late? He's just like, there will be zombies. But

569
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Speaker 1: what he meant was there's going to be a TV

570
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Speaker 1: show that people get into. It was like season ten

571
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Speaker 1: is coming well. In the poem, it says a few

572
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Speaker 1: young people have dead to give a start. This can

573
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Speaker 1: only mean one thing. The New York Post says, I

574
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Speaker 1: think apocalypse. I oh, this is from the New York Post. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like you read that like Nostradamus wrote that, Yes,

576
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Speaker 1: did you? Can you read that more like Nostre Damas

577
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Speaker 1: for us sure? And his writing him engines a few

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Speaker 1: young people have dad to give a stot. No Damas

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Speaker 1: has a speech impediments. Is a pirate or something? Are

580
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: few young people will be half profit half pirate? Okay, okay.

581
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Speaker 1: He also goes on to say about the zombie apocalypse,

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Speaker 1: fathers and mothers dead to infinite sorrows, women in mourning,

583
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Speaker 1: the pestilent, she monster, the great one to be no more,

584
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Speaker 1: all the world to end. Oh people took that as zombies? Yeah?

585
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Speaker 1: Why did they take that as zombies? Because that to

586
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: me that sounds like the world is going to end. Yeah,

587
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: well could because of asteroid. Oh okay, all right, maybe

588
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Speaker 1: that's all in the same poem from Noredmas. I didn't

589
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Speaker 1: I didn't look into it that much. It's a very

590
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Speaker 1: negative guy, you know. I wish Nosodamas would be a

591
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Speaker 1: little like less confusing. Can you read his poems and

592
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: you're like, what are you trying to say? Man? Why

593
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: don't you come say it, but I guess that wouldn't

594
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Speaker 1: be as creative from Damas. I want like next Tuesday

595
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Speaker 1: at twelve is going to end. Yeah, I would like

596
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Speaker 1: to hear more clear things from No Damas. You know

597
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Speaker 1: that with all the symbolism and stuff, Mike, if he

598
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Speaker 1: would just have written something that was like, on the

599
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Speaker 1: day January first, twenty twenty one, the world will be

600
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Speaker 1: I would be like, Okay, I get it. We're going

601
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Speaker 1: over some of the top predictions from Nostradamis about what

602
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Speaker 1: will happen in twenty twenty one. Yeah, so far he

603
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Speaker 1: said that an asteroid is gonna hit Earth, there's gonna

604
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Speaker 1: be a food shortage, also that zombies are going to come. Guys,

605
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Speaker 1: they're gonna rise from the dead and do their thing.

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Speaker 1: So twenty twenty one should be an awesome year. If

607
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Speaker 1: everybody who was like I can't wait for twenty twenty one,

608
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Speaker 1: it's gonna get even better. Yeah, an asteroid is going

609
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Speaker 1: to destroy the Earth maybe or at least part of

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Speaker 1: the Earth. Zombies will be walking around and we're not

611
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Speaker 1: gonna have anything to eat, but the zombies will because

612
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Speaker 1: that will eat us. Twenty twenty one has just started

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Speaker 1: and who's ready for twenty twenty two, if we can

614
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Speaker 1: make it there through the zombies, I'm gonna look up

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Speaker 1: I'm googling Nostradamis predictions on twenty twenty two. No predictions

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Speaker 1: do we have for twenty twenty one? Do you guys

617
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Speaker 1: have any predictions? M I'll have a prediction. I'll predict

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Speaker 1: who's going to win the Super Bowl, even though I'm

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Speaker 1: not even following them all the season. I used to

620
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Speaker 1: so not knowing anything about the NFL season this year whatsoever,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to predict that the Chicago Bears are gonna

622
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Speaker 1: play the Buffalo Bills. Wow, the Bears are going to

623
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Speaker 1: win thirty eight twenty three. Oh my oh even the score. Okay,

624
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Speaker 1: it would be kind of crazy if this was correct.

625
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Speaker 1: All right, Englishman, do you have a prediction for twenty

626
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Speaker 1: twenty one? This is definitely going to happen because I

627
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Speaker 1: know that alien life in some form is going to

628
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Speaker 1: be revealed to us by the government. Preach it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a prediction for twenty twenty What is it?

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Speaker 1: It's that your phone prank? It's coming up back? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, is the psychic? Yeah? Screw you? No Shamas

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Speaker 1: It's all about jubil domis your phone? Frank's coming up

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Speaker 1: at nine twenty The Jewbil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: It's another jubil phone prank mornings only on the New

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Speaker 1: Hits one oh six one. Hello, Yes, the Mission, Missiles,

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Speaker 1: the Missiles, missen, Miss Mason. Yeah, Yeah, I'm Mason. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: m and Miguel. Yes, Hello, Look I'm working on a

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Speaker 1: phone call. Yes, yes, is me? Is me in the

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Speaker 1: fourth in the three four, the three four, in the Force,

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Speaker 1: in the sides for you in the three fours first four?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you said? Yes, Yes, my name is

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Speaker 1: Miguel in the strip for you in the fourth floor,

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Speaker 1: in you Come get me in the dancing for you

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Speaker 1: in the ference, oh, striper for the Bachelor party, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: in the striputor my name is Miguel, indistribute for you

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Speaker 1: in the strips and the Force, Yes four? Okay, So

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Speaker 1: are you the security guard with the stripper? No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: wait then I'm sorry? Who are you? Yes? Yes? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What that means? The strippers in the for yous in

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Speaker 1: the Bachelor in the parties, in the stripper parties, in

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Speaker 1: the underwards, in the in the musics, okay, So your

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Speaker 1: name is Michuel and you're with the stripper? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: but no you said you just weren't. No, right, So

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Speaker 1: the stripper supposed to dance party sexty for you. What

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Speaker 1: the time? Are you with her? No? So then why

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Speaker 1: are you calling me? Because in my name is Miguel

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Speaker 1: in distributions for use in the bachelor parties, for use

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Speaker 1: the distributions for you. Wait? Oh whoa okay, wait, are

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Speaker 1: you the stripper? Yes, yes, it distributes for you, and

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Speaker 1: it taught us for you in the cheeches in the No. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you don't know. We have a stripper. We have a

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Speaker 1: stripper that's coming here named Michelle. No, yes, yes, we

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Speaker 1: have a stripper coming yes. No, yes, we have a

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Speaker 1: stripper coming to the bachelor party named Michelle. No. My

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Speaker 1: name is Miguel in distribute are you? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the company didn't send Michelle. They said, Michael, Oh you hunting,

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Speaker 1: Let me in and jump on you. No, no, the

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Speaker 1: one you come in here and you jump on me.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you're gonna kill me. Oh my god, yes,

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Speaker 1: kidding me. Look look okay, yes, I'll meet you downstairs.

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Speaker 1: Give me money, Just get out of here putting the

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Speaker 1: manus indiandies. What did you say the manus you put

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Speaker 1: the manas in montis No, I'm not putting money in

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Speaker 1: your underwear man, and I'm a king of money. And

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Speaker 1: then get out of here, bro with the prank calls

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Speaker 1: thing in the telling you that the pranks? Why are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? He said? If you give me the

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Speaker 1: money and I go away, I can't tell you the

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Speaker 1: p phone call. Hello, what's up? Man? This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show doing your phone prank on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. To your buddy Tom set you up,

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Speaker 1: He said, They asked me to come in late and

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Speaker 1: call you while you're at the bachelor party because they

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Speaker 1: said that that you would freak out because you were

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Speaker 1: the one in charge of booking a stripper or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Well wait, wait, wait, so where's where's the real stripper?

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Speaker 1: I guess they already talked her when she got there

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Speaker 1: so I could do the frank phone call. So go

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Speaker 1: back to your bachelor party. Okay, man, all right, man,

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Speaker 1: you know one to put the moneys in andies, not yours.

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Speaker 1: Miguel wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, The Jewil Show on demand only

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Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio