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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession. I can't take back earl

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Speaker 1: arms mouse speaker.

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Speaker 2: We got a text to seventy eighty five niney two

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Speaker 2: that says, my wife always asks why I buy so

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Speaker 2: much Cereal, but I just can't risk it getting so

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Speaker 2: low that someone's tempted to reach for the all brand box,

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Speaker 2: which is where I hide all of the best snacks.

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Speaker 1: It's just a cover up. Oh give me that brand.

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Speaker 2: Cereal can't reveal the location of your secret stash unless

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Speaker 2: you do it anonymously here on the mass speaker. But

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Speaker 2: even then, Brooks still going to try and figure out

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Speaker 2: your addresses. She can go snag herself some mountain spots,

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Speaker 2: I bet. But one of our listeners wants to be

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Speaker 2: brave and give us a peek at her secret stash today.

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Speaker 2: She's choosing to go by Lisa this morning. So Lisa,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: How big is your stash?

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Speaker 3: Lisa?

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Speaker 1: You know I thought it was.

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Speaker 2: Can you hide in snacks? Or do you have a

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Speaker 2: different type of secret to reveal?

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Speaker 1: I really hope it's not hiding snacks and we have

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Speaker 1: nothing to talk about.

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Speaker 4: My secret is a little bit more awkward than snacks.

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Speaker 3: Good does anyone know this, or this is the first

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Speaker 3: time you're talking about it.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness. So this is the first time that

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Speaker 4: the public knows about this.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I feel honored that you're choosing us to let

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Speaker 2: this out into the open. But the voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, Lisa, let's hear

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Speaker 2: your confession the public.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So here's the thing. We don't talk about this

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Speaker 4: amongst ourselves. Within my family.

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Speaker 3: I thought for sure you were going to say Bruno

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Speaker 3: there we don't talk about And my sister talked about Bruno, and.

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Speaker 1: Now we got a problem.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness. Honestly, it's so ironic that you say

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Speaker 4: we'll talk about Bruno.

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Speaker 1: What someone living in your walls? Going way too many

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Speaker 1: Disney movies? Yeah, you tell us.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So in my family, we just have this weird dynamic.

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Speaker 4: My grandmother she passed away before I was born, so

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Speaker 4: I never knew her. Oh yeah. So it left my

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Speaker 4: grandfather by himself in his early fifties, okay, and he

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Speaker 4: met a new woman that everybody was happy for. Papa

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Speaker 4: or he remarried her, but she was much much younger

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Speaker 4: than Papa.

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Speaker 1: Oh Papa was a little bit of a player. Player. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I dreamed, this is my life. This is a young fights.

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Speaker 1: He was fifty. It's not old.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so like she's twenty years younger than him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I mean that's a big one, but it's

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Speaker 3: not that uncommon fifty Actually, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not bad. But here's the thing. So my

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Speaker 4: dad was already grown with children, hence me and his

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Speaker 4: new wife wanted to have a baby.

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Speaker 1: Grandpa's new wife wanted a baby.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so your dad's about to have a little brother.

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Speaker 3: That's he's also your uncle that's younger than you.

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Speaker 1: Wow, wow, okay is broken? So well, oh.

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Speaker 3: You gotta know whated you do because you just never know.

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Speaker 1: Wait, you're Bill's second daughter's yes, I can doctor you.

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Speaker 1: So you had a new relative joined the family, right, So.

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Speaker 4: I have this little nephew uncle brother. Friend.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, please, sir, you.

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Speaker 3: Say that's on his stocking at Christmas time?

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Speaker 1: Friend, I like that bar. And this person is younger

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Speaker 1: than you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he's younger than me, but he wound up going

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Speaker 4: to the same school.

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Speaker 3: As Oh that makes sense. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, so

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Speaker 3: you guys are about the same major I mean he's

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Speaker 3: a little bit younger. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was in the fifth grade and he was in

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Speaker 4: the first grade.

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Speaker 1: Okay, four years different. Okay, and still I.

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Speaker 3: Bet you're at school and you're like, God, please nobody

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Speaker 3: find out that he's actually my uncle.

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Speaker 1: So hard. My uncle just got potty train. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: some girls getting a swirly in the bathroom. Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: her uncle. She's getting her homework. It's strange.

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Speaker 4: Of course. Of course I wasn't letting anybody know about

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Speaker 4: uncle Grandpa.

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Speaker 2: Your family sounds so funny.

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Speaker 1: Did they know that you were related to them?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So here's the thing. We never told my friends

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Speaker 4: because it just was so weird. You know, I just

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Speaker 4: could not cope with the fact that my uncle was

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Speaker 4: just so much younger than me.

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Speaker 3: But I'm sure your dad is like, honey, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: We don't need to tell nobody all the details.

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Speaker 1: Here, keep that under wraps.

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Speaker 4: Well, so we have the same last name. So I

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Speaker 4: used to tell people he was my stepbrother.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, that's a good cover.

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Speaker 1: Literally, I've ben rushing anyone. You could be like this

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Speaker 1: is I'd be like, all right.

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Speaker 3: Cool, crazy as a kid, But you know, family dynamics

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Speaker 3: are nuts. Like, I don't think that there's anybody that

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Speaker 3: doesn't understand or emphasize, empathize with that.

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Speaker 1: Any grown adults. Yeah yeah, but the kids. As a child,

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Speaker 1: I comprehend it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, But here's the thing. So when he was little,

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Speaker 4: he was a brat and every time he would get

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Speaker 4: mad at me because I wouldn't do something, he would

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Speaker 4: want me to buy him, like candy from the school store,

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Speaker 4: and if I didn't do it, he would threaten to

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Speaker 4: tell all my friends.

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Speaker 3: He didn't stand for that. Don't let that little tour

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Speaker 3: threaten you. Ry.

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Speaker 4: So by the time rereached high school, well, by the

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Speaker 4: time I reached high school, my family moved so I

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Speaker 4: didn't have to go continue. Yeah, I didn't have to

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Speaker 4: go to school. Yeah, so you know, now we're all grown,

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Speaker 4: it's cool, But in school it was such a big deal.

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Speaker 1: And you couldn't tell anyone. So now, how do you

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Speaker 1: feel you got it off your chest?

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Speaker 4: Yes, three, uncle grandpa, Uncle.

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Speaker 3: Grandpa's got nothing on you.

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Speaker 2: Now, his uncle grandpa is single, because I think maybe

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Speaker 2: some listeners might want to marry into your family your story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's single, when unfortunately I'm not going to give

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Speaker 4: any name.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, she doesn't need a new antwer your.

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Speaker 1: Way into this one.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that was a new one. Thank you texting seven

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Speaker 2: eighty five nine too. If you have a confession you've

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Speaker 2: been holding on to, we can hide your identity, mask

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Speaker 2: your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.

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