1
00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:02,480
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer Podcast.

2
00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:07,920
Speaker 2: Gazer.

3
00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:11,000
Speaker 3: Here's Nikki.

4
00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:13,360
Speaker 4: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's Nicky

5
00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:18,400
Speaker 4: Glazer Podcast here with the same team as yesterday. It's Noah,

6
00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,160
Speaker 4: It's Brian, and it's Sean.

7
00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:24,000
Speaker 5: What's up, guys, I've got a really big team. Wait,

8
00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,560
Speaker 5: what's that song? Because theyone know it? It's a great song.

9
00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:27,640
Speaker 5: What hey?

10
00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:32,680
Speaker 4: You sound like a song that sounded like words?

11
00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,280
Speaker 6: So I have the questions meeting.

12
00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:44,000
Speaker 5: Is is podcast called podcast because of the iPod? Like

13
00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,559
Speaker 5: did they get away? Did Apple get away with like

14
00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:51,120
Speaker 5: craning this entire clean genre? Yeah?

15
00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:51,879
Speaker 1: Or Dumpster?

16
00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:52,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

17
00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:57,080
Speaker 4: You know dumpster is not what it is? No, that's

18
00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:58,280
Speaker 4: like that's a brand name.

19
00:00:58,800 --> 00:00:59,440
Speaker 5: No, it's not.

20
00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,480
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, but look it up.

21
00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,160
Speaker 4: This this might be so embarrassing, like I had a

22
00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,039
Speaker 4: moment this weekend like this. I'll tell you in a second.

23
00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,520
Speaker 4: But I do think that Dumpster might be a brand name.

24
00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,119
Speaker 5: Dumpster was invented by Harvey Dumpster.

25
00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,039
Speaker 1: And wasn't I think it's a brand name.

26
00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:20,640
Speaker 3: Dempster, Dumpster, Dempster brothers in the six trademark to sound

27
00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:21,880
Speaker 3: like it.

28
00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,880
Speaker 1: Sound like it?

29
00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:30,600
Speaker 4: Yes, cut Kleenex, Dumpster, band aid, band aid, so they

30
00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:37,040
Speaker 4: call it plasters in England, plasters for a band aid.

31
00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:41,119
Speaker 7: That the Dumpster Brothers is. So I think you shall

32
00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:41,880
Speaker 7: be coded.

33
00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,320
Speaker 4: So was Brian saying, I love like, I love my

34
00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,720
Speaker 4: whole team. We got a real I love Oh yeah,

35
00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:52,640
Speaker 4: I got a really big team.

36
00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,480
Speaker 1: I love my whole team. Actually, I just wanted a.

37
00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,520
Speaker 4: Group of people that were all really bad people to

38
00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,240
Speaker 4: get together. Like, I just wanted to make a group

39
00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,680
Speaker 4: of Really what is that one? You got to watch

40
00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:06,840
Speaker 4: the Tim Robbins skateboard video where he's putting together a

41
00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,359
Speaker 4: team of Like, what.

42
00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,000
Speaker 1: Is the team?

43
00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,919
Speaker 4: I don't even understand what Now I'm thinking back on it,

44
00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:13,480
Speaker 4: I'm like, what team is he forming?

45
00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:16,280
Speaker 1: Just a group of people that skateboard together?

46
00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, like a skateboarding group.

47
00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:19,480
Speaker 1: He just wants to be.

48
00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,280
Speaker 4: A really bad person. He wants people to think he's

49
00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:23,519
Speaker 4: a really bad person. He wants when people leave the room,

50
00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,280
Speaker 4: he wants them to say, man.

51
00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,480
Speaker 1: That guy is a piece of shit. It just makes

52
00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,120
Speaker 1: no sense, but it makes all the sense.

53
00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:33,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Drake in future. I've got because I got

54
00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,360
Speaker 5: a really big team and they need some really big rings,

55
00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,720
Speaker 5: they need some really nice things. Better be coming with

56
00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,520
Speaker 5: no strength it's about Drake and Future talking about how

57
00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,520
Speaker 5: when they got to deal with the record label, you

58
00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,040
Speaker 5: also got to pay the team and everyone needs really

59
00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,240
Speaker 5: big rings and why because I just I have a

60
00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:48,720
Speaker 5: big team.

61
00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,720
Speaker 4: Okay, speaking of really big rings and buying things for

62
00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,600
Speaker 4: your team, I got I got you guys some jewelry

63
00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:57,680
Speaker 4: for the Golden Globes that you both have.

64
00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,200
Speaker 6: You did, and it's like, that's really the nicest thing

65
00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:01,679
Speaker 6: I own.

66
00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,880
Speaker 5: Now that's what I realize.

67
00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:08,360
Speaker 4: I love giving cool gifts that like elevate someone. I

68
00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,680
Speaker 4: got some people on my team that were, you know,

69
00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,720
Speaker 4: like the we had like a cool we had a

70
00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,600
Speaker 4: bunch of people on the Golden Globes team, but there

71
00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:19,280
Speaker 4: were some you know, members that were the you know,

72
00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,360
Speaker 4: that were involved from the beginning to end in like

73
00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,960
Speaker 4: a very serious, dedicated way.

74
00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,000
Speaker 1: And so Chris and I.

75
00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:33,280
Speaker 4: Got them Rollies Rolexes and Emily sourced them and found them.

76
00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,280
Speaker 4: It took forever. They just got them last week or

77
00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:40,240
Speaker 4: like a couple of days ago, and and they're engraved

78
00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,280
Speaker 4: and they say Golden Globes twenty twenty five and they're

79
00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:43,800
Speaker 4: really cool.

80
00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:44,440
Speaker 6: Nice.

81
00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so cool. Thank you so much.

82
00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,520
Speaker 7: I have now I now know to hide my arm

83
00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,120
Speaker 7: while like being out on the street.

84
00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, you are more prone to assault, but it was

85
00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,880
Speaker 4: just like a cool thing to do. I just well,

86
00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,000
Speaker 4: first week well this weekend, I was able to get

87
00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,520
Speaker 4: Shawn his in person, and then later on in the

88
00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,320
Speaker 4: night he was wearing it and I was like, well,

89
00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,440
Speaker 4: that's a nice watch, Like it caught my eye, so

90
00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,840
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, it works. This is really nice.

91
00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,920
Speaker 5: That it's a really nice one. I mean, it's ridiculous.

92
00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,960
Speaker 5: It's you know, there was that one story with like

93
00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,400
Speaker 5: Chris Rock or something. Who there's a story with Chris Rock.

94
00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,640
Speaker 5: I think it was for Top five or something, or

95
00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,160
Speaker 5: maybe it was a stand up special where he like

96
00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,720
Speaker 5: brought in like five comedians like Luis k was one

97
00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,919
Speaker 5: of them to help him write for this script or

98
00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,279
Speaker 5: for his special or something like that, and then he

99
00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,480
Speaker 5: gave them all maybe it was even rolexes or it

100
00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,880
Speaker 5: was five thousand dollars. And when I heard that story

101
00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:39,720
Speaker 5: back then, I was like, that's ridiculous. And never in

102
00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:42,479
Speaker 5: a million years would I think that I would be

103
00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,800
Speaker 5: in a position to receive something like that for a

104
00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,680
Speaker 5: similar reason.

105
00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:51,440
Speaker 4: Oh, you guys definitely deserved it, And yeah, it is

106
00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,760
Speaker 4: crazy when you. I was just having that moment today

107
00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,640
Speaker 4: when I was like posting about my sold out shows

108
00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,719
Speaker 4: in Boston, like six shows at this gigangantic theater that

109
00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:01,920
Speaker 4: is bigger than the theater I was at last year

110
00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,640
Speaker 4: in Boston and I only did and I did two

111
00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,080
Speaker 4: shows at the wilbur and it was like, WHOA, that's incredible,

112
00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,080
Speaker 4: and then it's five shows at this even bigger theater,

113
00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,039
Speaker 4: and I was like thinking, oh, I remember when like

114
00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:16,880
Speaker 4: Ali Wong started doing like five shows, two more at it,

115
00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:20,320
Speaker 4: seven shows, eleven shows, like and just being like that

116
00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:24,240
Speaker 4: is awesome for her, and that isn't even something that whatever.

117
00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,200
Speaker 4: It wasn't even like it's like the way I think

118
00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,200
Speaker 4: about having kids now, I'm just like good for them,

119
00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,479
Speaker 4: Like that is literally never gonna happen for me.

120
00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,720
Speaker 1: I don't even like I'm not even mad about it,

121
00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

122
00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,960
Speaker 4: Like that's the way I used to think about those

123
00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000
Speaker 4: kind of things. And I want to just say to

124
00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,839
Speaker 4: anyone who might look at someone's life and get like jealous,

125
00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,920
Speaker 4: or I wasn't even jealous. It was just like out

126
00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,960
Speaker 4: of it was just like, well, that's just a different

127
00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,520
Speaker 4: kind of comedy that someone's doing, mine's never going to

128
00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:52,320
Speaker 4: be that accessible or I'm never gonna be that beloved

129
00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:56,719
Speaker 4: because I'm not lovable, so that's fine. Like that was

130
00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,280
Speaker 4: my reasoning, was like I am not like some people

131
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,120
Speaker 4: like me, but it's never gonna be thousands in one city,

132
00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,200
Speaker 4: Like it's just impossible. And it wasn't even like I

133
00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,800
Speaker 4: really promise you. I wasn't like sad about it. I

134
00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:10,440
Speaker 4: was just like, yeah, that's just the way it goes.

135
00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,279
Speaker 4: Like I think I grappled with this early on when Amy,

136
00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:17,279
Speaker 4: when Amy Schumer like blew up, and you know, we

137
00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,039
Speaker 4: had all been kind of like on the same level.

138
00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,359
Speaker 4: She was always kind of like skyrocketing ever since I

139
00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,240
Speaker 4: met her, But when she reached the levels of like

140
00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,520
Speaker 4: train wreck and stuff, I just remember being like, there's

141
00:06:25,520 --> 00:06:27,560
Speaker 4: not even a jealous there's not even anything I can

142
00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,960
Speaker 4: let in my body of jealousy or like why her

143
00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:34,200
Speaker 4: not me? Like it's so on a different level that

144
00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,599
Speaker 4: like I don't even ca it's like comparing yourself to

145
00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,200
Speaker 4: Neil Armstrong, Like it truly felt like I just I'm

146
00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:43,120
Speaker 4: friends with someone who's doing something different than me, even

147
00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,039
Speaker 4: though we're in the same field. So having those kinds

148
00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,960
Speaker 4: of moments is really cool when they come through and you're.

149
00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:49,719
Speaker 1: Like, oh, whoa, that's me.

150
00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:52,839
Speaker 4: Now, okay, so someone else is looking at my profile

151
00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,360
Speaker 4: going well, that'll never be me.

152
00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,240
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, girl, it could be you don't even

153
00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:59,600
Speaker 1: fucking know. You don't know anything.

154
00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:05,960
Speaker 4: You know, sh someone pretty stupid and give some Yeah, yeah.

155
00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,599
Speaker 1: You're you're not smart and you need to Yeah, you

156
00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:08,880
Speaker 1: need know.

157
00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,480
Speaker 5: The rolex is amazing. I don't I've never had a

158
00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,640
Speaker 5: nice watch. In fact, for my wedding even I didn't

159
00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,760
Speaker 5: even wear a watch because when I bought my suit

160
00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,800
Speaker 5: from the suit lady, she said, because I wear that

161
00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,320
Speaker 5: like Cassio watch all the time, and she said, if

162
00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,600
Speaker 5: you wear that watch while wearing this suit, I'm not

163
00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:26,679
Speaker 5: going to give you the suit. And so I didn't

164
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,480
Speaker 5: wear a watch at all. And I would have borne

165
00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:32,000
Speaker 5: this rolex for sure if I hadn't at the time.

166
00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,880
Speaker 6: Now you could get like really married.

167
00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:36,720
Speaker 1: Yeah you need to get to and remarried. I think

168
00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:38,520
Speaker 1: that's what this calls for, truly.

169
00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,440
Speaker 5: But yeah, I mean it's amazing. I can't wait to

170
00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:43,360
Speaker 5: wear it at the next Golden Globe.

171
00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:48,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like I was wearing it with like a hoodie

172
00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,240
Speaker 7: and I felt like, you know, like, oh my god,

173
00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:53,280
Speaker 7: I'm like a tech billionaire. This is incredible, Like, look

174
00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,640
Speaker 7: at how dressed down I am.

175
00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:59,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does make frue. It's fun. It was really fun.

176
00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,760
Speaker 4: I'm I'm not saying that to I'm just was like

177
00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,360
Speaker 4: excited about this weekend. I just like, it's really fun

178
00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,800
Speaker 4: to give gifts. Do you guys like getting gifts or

179
00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:12,200
Speaker 4: giving gifts more? And well, like, I know it sounds

180
00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:13,560
Speaker 4: like I'm a hero or something because I'm like, I

181
00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:17,000
Speaker 4: just like giving, but I think getting gifts can be

182
00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,080
Speaker 4: truly uncomfortable.

183
00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,840
Speaker 3: And you also had a reason to give it, right,

184
00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,680
Speaker 3: Like it wasn't kind of you want to like put

185
00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,000
Speaker 3: on the spot, and it was like, you know, like

186
00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:26,000
Speaker 3: a reward.

187
00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:27,520
Speaker 5: Yeah.

188
00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:30,320
Speaker 4: They were just like living one more year like their birthday,

189
00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,600
Speaker 4: you know, like bright To me, it's just like, sorry, that's.

190
00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:33,319
Speaker 1: Not like good enough.

191
00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:37,280
Speaker 4: It's like because you like are like you you deserve

192
00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:38,520
Speaker 4: you worked so hard.

193
00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, a gift as a work reward is like I

194
00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,400
Speaker 5: think one of the best types of gifts.

195
00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree, Like it was like, oh my god,

196
00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,720
Speaker 7: like we went above and beyond.

197
00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:48,520
Speaker 1: This is amazing.

198
00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:52,240
Speaker 4: Well, I got a work gift today too, oddly enough

199
00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,120
Speaker 4: from another person.

200
00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,480
Speaker 1: I gave this same gift to uh.

201
00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,920
Speaker 4: He sent this before he even got his, But my

202
00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:07,160
Speaker 4: gibbons are uh.

203
00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,320
Speaker 1: Our head writer on on the the Globes.

204
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,640
Speaker 4: He sent Chris and I the Stanley Tucci like I

205
00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,760
Speaker 4: think the New Yorker did a Stanley Tucci cartoon.

206
00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:15,320
Speaker 1: You know, of like the cologne.

207
00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,920
Speaker 4: Maybe it was the magazine, but he had that framed

208
00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:23,400
Speaker 4: and sent to us. Ah, like the cologne, which was

209
00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,360
Speaker 4: called what was it called again?

210
00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:27,480
Speaker 1: Why am I drawing a blank?

211
00:09:29,679 --> 00:09:30,000
Speaker 4: Oh? Uh?

212
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:30,959
Speaker 6: Oh?

213
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:36,880
Speaker 4: You know? It was actually ballroom Salmon, which was let

214
00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:40,559
Speaker 4: me say, Seth Myers joke. Who gave Seth Myers gave

215
00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:44,360
Speaker 4: us that line of ballroom Salmon because he had been

216
00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,199
Speaker 4: maybe flirting with doing another bit with us, and he

217
00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:50,000
Speaker 4: had just written that or texted it or something, and

218
00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,000
Speaker 4: we all left at ballroom Salmon and I wrote him

219
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,640
Speaker 4: and I said, hey, we're not doing that bit where

220
00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:56,760
Speaker 4: you riffed that, but can we use ballroom salmon somewhere else?

221
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,480
Speaker 4: And he was like, go, go for it. He's so funny.

222
00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,880
Speaker 4: So that's kind of how things get made sometimes.

223
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the process. Remember how we were talking about

224
00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:05,960
Speaker 5: that yesterday?

225
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:10,000
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, so sorry, Okay, so it's from the eastern

226
00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:15,040
Speaker 4: tip of Italy where this type of joke writing comes from,

227
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,720
Speaker 4: and we used a little bit of Fort Lauderdale flare,

228
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,160
Speaker 4: like I'm sorry. That's what that bothered me was that

229
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,120
Speaker 4: the dish that was being made was like they said,

230
00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,439
Speaker 4: it was like from a part of Italy or whatever,

231
00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:29,679
Speaker 4: or from you know, like a part of Turkey or something,

232
00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,960
Speaker 4: and like the region that I've never heard of.

233
00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:35,160
Speaker 1: And then they go, but we used a little local.

234
00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,720
Speaker 4: Flare with it, and it's like, well you fort Lauderdale,

235
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:42,600
Speaker 4: Like yeah, that's what's the opposite of elevates the dish.

236
00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:45,640
Speaker 7: You have to use the word local when it's about

237
00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:46,800
Speaker 7: Fort Lauderdale.

238
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:53,040
Speaker 1: I can't say yeah, I yeah.

239
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:58,679
Speaker 4: The homicide SPF of forty five, it just it was

240
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,280
Speaker 4: I'm still I'm still feeling regretful that I'm making fun

241
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,880
Speaker 4: of that, because I think some people do care.

242
00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,680
Speaker 1: But I also saying this weekend.

243
00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,560
Speaker 4: It's almost like a hack meme at this point, to

244
00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:13,800
Speaker 4: make fun of the paragraphs of writing that comes before

245
00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,400
Speaker 4: a recipe when you find it online, no one reads it.

246
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,720
Speaker 3: Why does presses jump to the recipe? Which I learned

247
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:25,000
Speaker 3: from Julie Glazer. By the way, really, I didn't realize

248
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,360
Speaker 3: that there was a tab that says jump to the recipe.

249
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,160
Speaker 3: You could skip all of it pretty fast until I

250
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,480
Speaker 3: talk to your mom and she's like.

251
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,400
Speaker 4: I wish there was a tab on a waiter's head

252
00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:38,120
Speaker 4: to skip to bringing this to me, skip to putting

253
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:41,839
Speaker 4: it down and leaving. Also, here's another pave of restaurants.

254
00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,280
Speaker 4: What a fucking bitch, I am. I'm so sorry you

255
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,760
Speaker 4: work in the restaurant industry and you're like, we're trying

256
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,560
Speaker 4: our best and these are actual things we have to

257
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:52,439
Speaker 4: do unless or we'll get docked pay or written up.

258
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,040
Speaker 1: Because I know some places are so dumb.

259
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:57,000
Speaker 4: But okay, so if you're ordering a bunch of dishes

260
00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:03,400
Speaker 4: at a restaurant and they come over and like, why

261
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,880
Speaker 4: is it that they never know where? Okay, this is

262
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get so much push back because people are

263
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,320
Speaker 4: gonna be like, we have enough to remember we why

264
00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,920
Speaker 4: does the persons bring them never know where they're going?

265
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,800
Speaker 4: And they always and this is this is also a

266
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:17,760
Speaker 4: problem I have with people I'm dining with. Everyone always

267
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:20,120
Speaker 4: kind of doesn't know what they ordered, and I can

268
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,680
Speaker 4: see my plate, I can tell it from beneath my plate,

269
00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,880
Speaker 4: the weight of it, what it is, and I go

270
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:29,160
Speaker 4: me right away. But sometimes they'll be like the enchilada,

271
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:32,000
Speaker 4: the chicken enchiladas, and everyone will look at each other

272
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:36,720
Speaker 4: like a murder mystery, like who done? It's five seconds,

273
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,160
Speaker 4: which is too bunch of silence, until someone's like, I

274
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:42,960
Speaker 4: guess that's mine, and it's like you just ordered, are

275
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,520
Speaker 4: you're not hungry and thinking about this like put it

276
00:12:45,559 --> 00:12:46,559
Speaker 4: and then they.

277
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,040
Speaker 1: Put set it down.

278
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,160
Speaker 4: And sometimes I just wish they just set it all

279
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,760
Speaker 4: down and then let us all kind of distribute it

280
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:55,079
Speaker 4: because the hovering and the questioning just slows things down.

281
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:55,760
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.

282
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,880
Speaker 7: I will say, I know, I think about this quite

283
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,480
Speaker 7: often because I always try to give like a pause

284
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,240
Speaker 7: in that moment because I feel like I'm just fat

285
00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,920
Speaker 7: enough where I can't be so excited to be like

286
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:12,079
Speaker 7: that was fine.

287
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,120
Speaker 4: Okay, So you're fat enough that like you don't want

288
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,199
Speaker 4: to be the guy who jumps the gun on like

289
00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,360
Speaker 4: hearing any foods, and then everyone at the table's like, wow,

290
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,560
Speaker 4: Sean's so fatty, just like every dishes.

291
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have the bacon cheese.

292
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:32,080
Speaker 4: That's fine, that's so adorable because it you know, that

293
00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,079
Speaker 4: is a really good point. I have to factor in

294
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:37,320
Speaker 4: that people are like cautious of how they might be

295
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:42,239
Speaker 4: perceived in different circumstances, Like that is a very interesting

296
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,120
Speaker 4: detail of your personality that I did not think about.

297
00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,240
Speaker 4: But I also have that with different things where I'm like,

298
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,800
Speaker 4: everyone assumes I'm like this, so I can't. You know,

299
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,880
Speaker 4: it's the karaoke place where they kept putting in my

300
00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,320
Speaker 4: comedy bits in the title of the person's I felt

301
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,280
Speaker 4: so narcissistic.

302
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,400
Speaker 1: Thinking that was me.

303
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,280
Speaker 4: But I will say the other thing I feel this

304
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,640
Speaker 4: weekend so hard and I was so embarrassed, but then

305
00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:05,960
Speaker 4: I redeemed myself was we were driving, like you know,

306
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,120
Speaker 4: like how I always have like, well, actually fun fact

307
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,760
Speaker 4: dumpster is a brand name, and then everyone goes.

308
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,840
Speaker 1: No, it's not, and I go check it, Yes it is.

309
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,400
Speaker 4: And I just like school everyone because I read something

310
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,240
Speaker 4: late at night on Reddit that I retained for once

311
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,520
Speaker 4: in my life, and I like stake my whole identity

312
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:25,040
Speaker 4: on these little factoids. But so I had one this

313
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:28,600
Speaker 4: weekend that was like we were talking about the Nike logo. No,

314
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,040
Speaker 4: we were talking about forget where we were talking about

315
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,280
Speaker 4: Larry Bird or something like a white guy in the NBA,

316
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,440
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, you know, the Nike logo

317
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,480
Speaker 4: is like, not Jordan, It's like some random white guy

318
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:43,040
Speaker 4: from the eighties. And everyone was like like quietly but

319
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,080
Speaker 4: like they they were all like, we're not gonna like

320
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:49,040
Speaker 4: tell her she's wrong because we're scared of her. But

321
00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,240
Speaker 4: that's not right. And then someone finally was like, I

322
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:54,160
Speaker 4: think it's Michael Jordan. I'm like, no, it's actually someone

323
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,040
Speaker 4: a white guy from the eighties, and everyone's like no,

324
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,240
Speaker 4: and then everyone looks it up and it's like very clear,

325
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,480
Speaker 4: and then I look it up a I'm like, shit,

326
00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:01,080
Speaker 4: it's Jordan.

327
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,400
Speaker 1: What am I getting this from? What is this?

328
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,440
Speaker 4: And then I was like, you guys, I swear to God,

329
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,040
Speaker 4: there is some logo that everyone thinks it is Jordan

330
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:12,160
Speaker 4: and is not, I promise you. And it turns out

331
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,040
Speaker 4: it's the NBA logo. So I was redeemed.

332
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:19,640
Speaker 1: Thank fucking god. Jerry West. It's Jerry West and he's

333
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:23,640
Speaker 1: not a random handler. But the NBA.

334
00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,720
Speaker 4: Logo is like a guy like dribbling and he's kind

335
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,760
Speaker 4: of like, you know, he's not the it's not the

336
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,040
Speaker 4: dunk Jordan.

337
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this the swoosh. The swoosh is actually.

338
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,640
Speaker 4: Uh, it's a white guy's canoe, and everyone thinks it's

339
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,040
Speaker 4: the swoosh is just a swoosh.

340
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:45,280
Speaker 1: No, no, it's a canoe. The swoosh is an Indian

341
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:52,160
Speaker 1: sign of peace. But yeah, I got I the.

342
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,560
Speaker 5: Reason similarly, the reason why I don't announce that that's

343
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:57,560
Speaker 5: my dishes because I don't want to be wrong because

344
00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,200
Speaker 5: sometimes they come out and they say something that you

345
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,680
Speaker 5: didn't that wasn't on the menu, like if you ordered like.

346
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,640
Speaker 1: Or they call it the official name.

347
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,160
Speaker 5: Exactly, and you know, I ordered a you know, like

348
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,000
Speaker 5: a French onion soup. And then they come out and

349
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,080
Speaker 5: they say, did someone order like the onion paste?

350
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,560
Speaker 7: And I have to wait, yeah, yeah, like if you

351
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,960
Speaker 7: if they're like nacho ordinary nachos, you're like, but I

352
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:22,560
Speaker 7: think I ordered ordinary nachos, so you get like.

353
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,880
Speaker 4: Right, That is just a weird moment where everyone is

354
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,120
Speaker 4: just kind of looking at each other like did is

355
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:31,920
Speaker 4: it you? Like I just and then they're kind of

356
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,000
Speaker 4: everyone's kind of like scared to speak up about Like

357
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,880
Speaker 4: I just start clocking it because I think it happens

358
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:41,080
Speaker 4: to everyone where everyone's a little bit nervous but maybe

359
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,200
Speaker 4: it's because we all don't want to see seem over

360
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,040
Speaker 4: eager and fat like gimmy, gimmy, feel like anything.

361
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, I often think like when food hasn't come out

362
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,200
Speaker 7: in a really long time and you're like waiting at

363
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,520
Speaker 7: the table for a really long time, I'm like, I

364
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,960
Speaker 7: really have done the math on this that, like I

365
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:03,440
Speaker 7: can't ask where the food is wait, wait, like I.

366
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,679
Speaker 1: Because you're too fat to ask.

367
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:11,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, like, oh, this guy thinks he's starving to death.

368
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,639
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay.

369
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:20,800
Speaker 4: I will say similarly, when I was super thin, I

370
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:24,080
Speaker 4: would I could never say I didn't want to eat anything,

371
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:27,040
Speaker 4: because I would think that everyone thought I was being anorexic.

372
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,600
Speaker 4: So like I would always have to eat anything that

373
00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,399
Speaker 4: anyone ever gave me because I would always fear that

374
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:35,399
Speaker 4: they would be like, she's just like being sneaky and weird,

375
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:36,600
Speaker 4: and then they would.

376
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:37,760
Speaker 1: Judge me and talk about me behind my back.

377
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,159
Speaker 4: So I would always like overeat in front of people

378
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,159
Speaker 4: to prove the opposite. So it's really it's a similar thing.

379
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,719
Speaker 4: It's like you're just trying to get ahead of what

380
00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,639
Speaker 4: people are going to say. But I would never in

381
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,120
Speaker 4: a million years if you were checking on food be like, man,

382
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,440
Speaker 4: he's so fat he can't eat well.

383
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,560
Speaker 7: I'm also I'm not worried about like the babe amount

384
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,679
Speaker 7: of table with I'm worried about like the waiter being like,

385
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,320
Speaker 7: here's a fat guy that.

386
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,840
Speaker 1: They just start like roasting my ass behind my back.

387
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,720
Speaker 7: I'm so worried about what people think about me behind

388
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,560
Speaker 7: my back that I don't care what they say to

389
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,560
Speaker 7: me to my Okay.

390
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,399
Speaker 4: Do you want to know though, Like if you could

391
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,879
Speaker 4: have a recording of like the cook the waiters talking

392
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,800
Speaker 4: to the chef about you, if you knew what happened,

393
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:21,639
Speaker 4: would you want to hear it?

394
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so that.

395
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,639
Speaker 6: It's like my worst and my worst fear is like

396
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,240
Speaker 6: confirs God, yeah.

397
00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:29,800
Speaker 1: Okay, got let's go to break it.

398
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,560
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you a thing I told everyone

399
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,560
Speaker 4: this weekend that I want to just get your I

400
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,480
Speaker 4: went Brian and know it away in on what.

401
00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:37,200
Speaker 1: You think about this and how you would handle.

402
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:37,560
Speaker 7: This after this?

403
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:40,600
Speaker 1: Okay.

404
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,119
Speaker 4: So speaking to the fact of like Sean saying he

405
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,800
Speaker 4: wouldn't want to hear He's like kind of concerned what

406
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,600
Speaker 4: people are saying behind his back, wants to control it,

407
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,320
Speaker 4: doesn't want to actually know the details. We were talking

408
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:55,120
Speaker 4: this weekend about if you were to accidentally send when

409
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,440
Speaker 4: you're talking shit about.

410
00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,000
Speaker 1: Someone a text to the person you're talking shit about. Yeah,

411
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:00,680
Speaker 1: we've all.

412
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,880
Speaker 4: Almost done it, or we've all done it right, Like

413
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,520
Speaker 4: you're saying the person's name and you then that you

414
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,000
Speaker 4: just are thinking the name, so you write it to them.

415
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. So I made a promise to my team

416
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:12,680
Speaker 1: this weekend.

417
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:15,880
Speaker 4: That if they ever accidentally send me and I'll send

418
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:19,120
Speaker 4: this to Noah and Brian as well literally anyone listening,

419
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,679
Speaker 4: literally anyone, if you ever that has my number, if

420
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,040
Speaker 4: you send me a text that is talking shit about

421
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,960
Speaker 4: me and it's supposed to be about me to someone else,

422
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,640
Speaker 4: if you just write oh my god, oh my god,

423
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:34,080
Speaker 4: and fill up the screen so that I can't see it,

424
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,879
Speaker 4: you know, and then write Nikki, I'm so sorry I

425
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,600
Speaker 4: just sent the wrong text to the wrong person. I

426
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,359
Speaker 4: will not scroll up and read it. I promise you

427
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,479
Speaker 4: one thousand percent. In fact, I will blur my eyes,

428
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,120
Speaker 4: I will click more, I will select all the texts

429
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,800
Speaker 4: and I will delete them so that you and I

430
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,240
Speaker 4: promise you, I will not read it because I don't

431
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,200
Speaker 4: want to know what people are saying about me behind

432
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:56,520
Speaker 4: my back?

433
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,639
Speaker 1: What do you think of that?

434
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,760
Speaker 4: And do you think I'm I know in my heart

435
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:03,680
Speaker 4: that I'm one hundred percent sure that this is true

436
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,000
Speaker 4: because I don't want to know what people are saying

437
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:05,359
Speaker 4: about me.

438
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:08,040
Speaker 1: But could would you guys do the same?

439
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,080
Speaker 5: I mean, it would be if the person knew the

440
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:13,720
Speaker 5: thing and was going to send me a bunch of

441
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,520
Speaker 5: texts afterwards and tell me not to read it.

442
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,199
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know right away they realized I'm

443
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,760
Speaker 4: talking to Brian, and then they go, oh my god,

444
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,520
Speaker 4: Oh my god, and they just write like you knowxxxxxx,

445
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 4: and they like send it up so it scrolled up

446
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,359
Speaker 4: right so it's hidden. Yeah, And then below the exes

447
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:28,720
Speaker 4: they write, hey, Brian, I accidentally sent you a text

448
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,840
Speaker 4: that was meant for someone else. Please don't read it

449
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,159
Speaker 4: it would I really appreciate it?

450
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,159
Speaker 1: Would you read it?

451
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:33,639
Speaker 7: Well?

452
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,639
Speaker 5: Are they saying please don't read it because it's like

453
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,439
Speaker 5: shit talking to me? Or they saying please don't read

454
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,400
Speaker 5: it because it's like private for doesn't matter.

455
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 4: I mean you can assumes they're not gonna say I

456
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,640
Speaker 4: was shit talking yet they're just gonna say please don't

457
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:45,960
Speaker 4: read it.

458
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:49,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would okay, I if it was shit talking

459
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,439
Speaker 5: to me, I would be like, why don't you just

460
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,919
Speaker 5: tell me this? I would be mad that they weren't

461
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 5: telling me. The thing that's bothering them to my carid.

462
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,840
Speaker 1: This is do you not talk shit about people?

463
00:20:59,119 --> 00:20:59,399
Speaker 6: Brian?

464
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 5: I'm no. I mean I've talked shit to you about

465
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:06,639
Speaker 5: many people before, I know, but creatively, you know, I

466
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 5: only talk shit about like people in a creative sense.

467
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:14,120
Speaker 5: Like if someone does something creatively horrible, yeah, I can't

468
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,320
Speaker 5: help but say how horrible it is and how they

469
00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 5: don't deserve to live.

470
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 4: Right, So you would probably say that to that person's

471
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 4: face too, because don't you understand the idea of like, like,

472
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,159
Speaker 4: someone might not want to say it to your face.

473
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 5: Would I say it to their face? No, I wouldn't

474
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 5: say it to their face.

475
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,600
Speaker 1: Problem, But your response is why don't you say this

476
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:32,919
Speaker 1: to me?

477
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 5: If they're my friend, they have my number, you know,

478
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 5: and they're texting your number.

479
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 7: You know.

480
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 5: It really pissed me off that Brian keeps canceling plans

481
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 5: five minutes before the play or whatever. I'm like, you

482
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,920
Speaker 5: need to tell me this so that I understand the problem.

483
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 5: I try to make it better Oh.

484
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,159
Speaker 1: See, that's not that's healthy.

485
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,680
Speaker 6: That's very healthy.

486
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 7: See me, I'm too not I know, I'm too nosy,

487
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,560
Speaker 7: Like I would want to know what they say, and

488
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 7: then I would never confront them about it. What I

489
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,800
Speaker 7: would do is I would really just like hold on

490
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,400
Speaker 7: to it forever and just think about, this is what

491
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,159
Speaker 7: this person really thinks about me.

492
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh boy.

493
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I've also gotten into trouble with this in

494
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 7: the past, so.

495
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: I know that's a funny one can specifics. Yeah. Yeah.

496
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 7: My friend broke up with his girlfriend once, like he's

497
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:26,640
Speaker 7: like an old girlfriend, and he text message me saying

498
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,000
Speaker 7: they broke up and he's like, hey, don't tell anyone

499
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 7: about this. And then I immediately was text messaging my

500
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 7: roommate to tell about it, and I was like, Blake

501
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 7: broke up with his girlfriend, but I just texted it

502
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:37,400
Speaker 7: to him like.

503
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

504
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 1: He said, don't tell anyone, Oh my god.

505
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 4: And then Sean tried to make it seem like it

506
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 4: was a joke because it was so obvious, like right after.

507
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 1: I was like, no, we know, you're not joking.

508
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 7: Like I really tried to play it off like where

509
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 7: it's like there's no such thing as stupid questions like question,

510
00:22:58,359 --> 00:22:59,120
Speaker 7: is there such thing?

511
00:22:59,160 --> 00:22:59,960
Speaker 6: A stupid question?

512
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:05,199
Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, yeah yeah, Oh it could have maybe worked.

513
00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 4: It's nice try Oh that's rough. That's so rough.

514
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 7: So I'm very selective with do I talk shit about overtext?

515
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,760
Speaker 7: There's like five people none are on this.

516
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 6: Uh on this.

517
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 5: You don't want, you don't want. If you're talking shit,

518
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 5: it's best to talk about shit in person because you

519
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 5: don't want there to be a written record on the

520
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 5: off chance that somehow they get your cell phone and

521
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:28,919
Speaker 5: they search your texts they find it.

522
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that is like then that friend sucks if

523
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 4: they're like searching through your phone looking for their name,

524
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,840
Speaker 4: Like fuck you, Like that's so lame, Like you deserve.

525
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: To hear shit talk about you. But also like I

526
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: just think, who was it that?

527
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,679
Speaker 4: Oh, Alisa Treger on her special just had a thing

528
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 4: about like I think everyone should just talk like talking

529
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 4: shit is fun, and like, I guess I don't think

530
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 4: she made this point, but maybe she did. I just

531
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 4: feel like, if I'm allowed to talk shit, then people

532
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 4: should be allowed to talk shit about me. I like

533
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 4: expect it. I would be sad if you guys didn't

534
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 4: it wouldn't it wouldn't, like, really, Sean, if you didn't

535
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,920
Speaker 4: talk about me, it would not go with your personality.

536
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 1: You like have to like it, just.

537
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 6: I really don't.

538
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,639
Speaker 1: You don't like I'm protecting myself being like he doesn't.

539
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 4: But if you found out you did, it would not

540
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 4: bother me because like I I would, I'm so weird.

541
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 4: Eighth grade, I found a note that like, I think

542
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 4: one of us was like sharing our old notes or

543
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 4: something like you know, we're going through in eighth grade.

544
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:35,879
Speaker 4: We would always write each other notes, so we'd always

545
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,919
Speaker 4: save them. And I was going through like Kirsten's notes

546
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 4: from Halla or whatever, and they were all talking shit

547
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 4: about me wearing makeup for the first time and how

548
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,199
Speaker 4: I thought I was so cool and like how I

549
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 4: wore too much and I didn't even wear it right

550
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 4: and it was a devastating And I remember them like

551
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:55,439
Speaker 4: seeing that I saw it, and then and then I

552
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 4: had to protect them. Do you ever do that where

553
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 4: you like get mad about something and then you have

554
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 4: to protect the person you're mad at.

555
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 5: There's this video of this man uh and it was

556
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 5: like in the fifties or the sixties, and it was

557
00:25:07,119 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 5: being recorded and it was in Congress and this guy,

558
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 5: this congressman, takes out a gun and he killed and

559
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 5: shoots himself in the head, and it's it's all on film,

560
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 5: and you can wait an tell you.

561
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 6: About our Bud Dwyer.

562
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know about Bud Dwyer, Bud Dwire, but I

563
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 4: probably reference Budwyer every week.

564
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 5: So Budd, so, right before he kills himself, everyone is like,

565
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 5: oh my god, stop and he goes and he goes, no, no, no, no, no,

566
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 5: it's okay, it's okay, Bop, and then he shoots himself. Yeah,

567
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 5: it's so it's the equivalent of him, like if it's

568
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 5: like him protecting them from thinking that this is bad,

569
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,439
Speaker 5: feeling bad about him shooting himself in the head. I

570
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 5: think about he goes, no, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay, Bop.

571
00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: No, it's not I'm not going to hurt you.

572
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 5: Yeah, right exactly. It's almost like he's saying, I'm not

573
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,479
Speaker 5: I'm not shooting you guys, I'm shooting myself. It's fine.

574
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 1: But little does he know. It's like devastating to watch that.

575
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah it is.

576
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 7: I mean it's something that I'll never forget. Where I

577
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 7: was seeing that video for the first time because the

578
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 7: first time I ever saw like somebody like act or

579
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 7: like maybe the only time I realized.

580
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: That I don't think I've ever seen anyone die.

581
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 5: People die. I hate those videos off the internet.

582
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 7: And the first I showed me was laughing the entire

583
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 7: time because he, oh dear, he told me he was

584
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 7: going to show me the funniest fail and then show

585
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 7: me that, and I it like traumatized me.

586
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 6: McDonald who did this.

587
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 7: Like it's offense to be like, this is the funniest

588
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 7: fail you'll ever see.

589
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 4: And then it was no, dude, don't ever Bessie's don't

590
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 4: watch the video.

591
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: It's not worth it. It's not gonna like be interesting enough.

592
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 5: It'll just traumatize you. And that's stuck in your head forever,

593
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 5: and really, God six with you.

594
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 4: How many Reddit threads have I seen of ask reddit

595
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 4: where it's like, what's the most disturbing thing you've ever seen?

596
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: On Reddit?

597
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 4: I love reading about them, and Bud Dwyer comes up

598
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 4: quite often, but there are so many more, like teen

599
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 4: boys see the craziest shit, you know, like Faces of Death,

600
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 4: that that compilation that used to go around, Like there

601
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 4: are I've heard the most I.

602
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: Can't even know how these people are functioning.

603
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 4: I really think people have PTSD from stuff that they

604
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 4: have watched on the internet without question. If you watch,

605
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 4: like a beheading video that was used to be going around.

606
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 7: Uh huh yeah, police, come on, will I refuse to

607
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 7: do that?

608
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: And I am like, I think, yes, it's.

609
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 6: Just fucking you up.

610
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 7: You are getting PTSD And then you watch I think

611
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,919
Speaker 7: that life is like cheap and meaningless, and then you

612
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,399
Speaker 7: get like these like real yeah, desensitize.

613
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 6: Like I have a friend who.

614
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 7: Is addicted to porn, who I think, uh, you guys,

615
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 7: some of you know, but when.

616
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: You only know myself that well, but okay.

617
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 7: He was trying to uh you know, uh quit his

618
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,719
Speaker 7: porn habit, so he started watching isis beheading videos so

619
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 7: he wouldn't get horny anymore.

620
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 5: It's twisted logic I've ever heard.

621
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: I don't even understand.

622
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 4: Like in so when he was like horny, he would

623
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 4: like ruin his boner by watching beheading videos.

624
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, which this person is off air.

625
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 4: That is truly insane and that person I feel so

626
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 4: sad for that.

627
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 5: And now all he's doing is getting horny to the

628
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 5: beheading video exactly.

629
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 7: I would be so worried about rewiring my brain.

630
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.

631
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 4: I mean I used to when Chris and I would,

632
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 4: you know, do hanky panky. We used to shut the

633
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 4: dogs out of the door, like out of the room,

634
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 4: and they would scratch on the door during it, and

635
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,240
Speaker 4: I started to Pavlov's dogs. The scratching of dogs on

636
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 4: a door would like make me a little bit morning, yeah,

637
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 4: because it would remind me of the feeling I was

638
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 4: feeling during that. It was starting to like those were combining.

639
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 4: You can't fuck with you can't fuck with your No.

640
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 5: You can retrain your brain. It's just like practicing.

641
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: Don't put something with that, yees.

642
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 5: It's like anything you can do that with literally anything

643
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 5: Like I I was in an MRI last month or

644
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 5: two months ago, no long time ago, actually eight months ago, whoa,

645
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 5: and I freaked out and the MRI I couldn't handle

646
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,959
Speaker 5: it and I had to get out and I had

647
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 5: like a panic attack. And then I somehow in my

648
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 5: brain that anxiety I felt I connected with the crown

649
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 5: that I got put into my mouth on my my tooth, crown,

650
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 5: and so every time I touched the crown on my tooth,

651
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 5: I felt the anxiety of being in the MRI.

652
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

653
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, And so I have to get the crown removed.

654
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 5: And it's been gone for many months and now I

655
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 5: think I'm like over it.

656
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 4: But but because the crown was like contributing to the

657
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 4: pain that you were getting checked onto the.

658
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 5: R No, the MRI was from my gallbladder. But the

659
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 5: crown was just a a moment of anxiety.

660
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 7: And I was you were you were touching it with

661
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 7: your tongue, probably right.

662
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 5: Maybe, because like I would touch it with my tongue

663
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 5: and then I would and then I would feel a

664
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 5: little bit of anxiety, and then I would think about

665
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:59,160
Speaker 5: the MRI. And if you do that enough times, and

666
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 5: if you get scared, and then and I was like,

667
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 5: oh my god, I hope I don't connect this, and

668
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 5: now you get a little scared, then I focus on it.

669
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 5: If you do it enough times, then all of a sudden,

670
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 5: it's automatic, and every time you touch the tongue, you're

671
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 5: back in the MRI. And you could do that with anything.

672
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 5: You could also do that with positive things. You could

673
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 5: train your brain to do something good for yourself. But

674
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 5: most of the time you're driven by fear and you

675
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 5: can't let go of the fear and so then you

676
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 5: wind up connecting things stronger because of that.

677
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's right anyway.

678
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 5: So the point is that's why I get horny every

679
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 5: time I'm in an MRI machine.

680
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 4: I would not I would not recommend watching disturbing videos.

681
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 4: I don't understand when people want to click those things.

682
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 4: I want to read all about them, and I want

683
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 4: to read every little detail about what happens.

684
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 5: When I was growing up anything, I was traumatized by

685
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 5: The Ring the movie. Yeah, and that's the way it

686
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 5: should be. It should be a movie about a demon

687
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 5: coming out of a TV, and then every time you

688
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 5: see the snow on TV, the static, you freak out,

689
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 5: and like, that's healthy amount of trauma.

690
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 6: That's the amount of trauma.

691
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 7: That you should introduce into your lives thirteen years old

692
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 7: or twelve. Like, I don't think it's I really I

693
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,239
Speaker 7: don't really like horror movies, but I really hate like

694
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 7: when you talk to somebody who really does and they

695
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 7: just keep going deeper and deeper to the point where

696
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 7: they're like watching like Stalo, like the this like Italian

697
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 7: movie that like is that.

698
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: The one with the tunnel where the rapes.

699
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, and it's like like I have like several friends

700
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 7: you like love this movie, and I'm like, no, I

701
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 7: will never watch dude.

702
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: I've read about that movie so much.

703
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's exactly is that the one

704
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 4: that is there a tunnel in rapes in it?

705
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a tunnel in rapes.

706
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 7: And then there's like, you know, like there's like one

707
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 7: hundred and twenty boys that are.

708
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 4: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Like sometimes you read these

709
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 4: Wikipedia synopsises for these movies and it does it's so

710
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 4: fucking insane. You can't believe. I just can't believe something

711
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 4: like that got made. Yet I can't say, like like

712
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 4: that some of the jokes that get censored from us

713
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 4: on TV, Like it's just like how do these both

714
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 4: coexist in the same right, like whorld? I just don't

715
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 4: even understand it. And then porn, let's like porn is

716
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 4: just I mean, I think I'm probably traumatized by some

717
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 4: of the stuff I've seen in.

718
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 5: Porn or porn certainly desensitizes you to sexual activities.

719
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 4: And mine I have to when I'm watching porn, I

720
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 4: have to put in even if I'm alone, I have

721
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 4: to put in my ear air pods. I cannot listen

722
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 4: to it, like it has to be this like thing

723
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 4: I do.

724
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 1: That's so.

725
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 4: My door is locked on my bedroom, which my bedroom

726
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 4: door is always locked. I don't understand anyone who has

727
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 4: a home and you go to sleep at night and

728
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 4: you don't lock your bedroom door. Let's just like walk

729
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 4: through this for a second. If there's a home invasion,

730
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 4: you have one more level of security. Always lock your

731
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 4: bedroom door.

732
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 1: I don't even have a lock on my I bet

733
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: you do. There's no lock. Really no, it's just a

734
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: pure one.

735
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 7: This is interesting because now you're giving me anxiety about this.

736
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 7: I am always worried about home invasions. Uh, that is

737
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 7: like the thing I'm most worried about. But you have

738
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 7: a sign I'm worried about fires, and in my head,

739
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 7: I'm like, I worry that like something's gonna burn. And

740
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 7: then I'm not going to be like I don't want

741
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 7: to touch the hot handle.

742
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, do the door open. I sleep with the

743
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 6: door open.

744
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 4: Here's a sun that needs to like maybe get it.

745
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 7: I get the bedroom, the bedroom door, I mean every

746
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 7: other door is locked, and I.

747
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 5: Leave the front door open and just you know, I

748
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 5: closed I locked the bedroom door, leave the front door open.

749
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 4: Well, if you're a single person or like you don't

750
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 4: have kids, lock that bedroom door, give yourself an extra.

751
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: And I would go.

752
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 4: So you're I worry about fires too, and I've never

753
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 4: done this, but I.

754
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: I want to get for my fire escape a ladder.

755
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: M Oh, that's smart. Isn't it like a built in

756
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: left for the fire escape. No, sorry, it's not a

757
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: fire escape. It's just a balcony.

758
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, so that would make that makes much Yeah.

759
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 1: That would make no sense to add another.

760
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 5: Ladder so that if I have a home invasion, then

761
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 5: they can climb down to I.

762
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: Just like a cloth ladder. And I don't want to

763
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 1: get rust on my hands.

764
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 4: But okay, so porn though, I have to have door

765
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 4: locked air pods in. Oh, I definitely need it to

766
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 4: be like I put my phone on do not Disturb

767
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 4: and oh, I'm giving away too much now, Emily, when

768
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 4: she sees like do not Disturb was on, she's gonna

769
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 4: think I'm like whacking off. But I put it on

770
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 4: do not Deserve for a lot of reasons, mainly that though.

771
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: And then and then.

772
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 4: I have to close out like it has to be

773
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 4: I feel like it's weird though, with the AirPods, even

774
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 4: when I'm like there's no one that could hear it,

775
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 4: I'm home alone.

776
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: Why I need to do that? But I think it's

777
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 1: because I need to keep it.

778
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 4: In my brain and it can't be like it's too

779
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 4: it's too fucked up for anyone to accidentally hear. Not

780
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 4: because they're gonna judge me, but because I don't want

781
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 4: to scar anyone like through a wall.

782
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: I really, I don't know what's wrong with me, but

783
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:16,400
Speaker 1: it's just like a seat.

784
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 4: But I also don't have like private certain you know,

785
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 4: like I don't go to like a private window.

786
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 8: I'm just like incognito mode.

787
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 4: No, I don't care, like what am I gonna do.

788
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 4: I just it's who's going to catch me? And if

789
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 4: they do, I'll just like laugh about it. But I

790
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 4: don't want to like actively harm anyone with it and then.

791
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 6: Saving your cookies so they know what you want.

792
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the porn when you're in privacy mode, they

793
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 4: don't like learn about what you want or curate it.

794
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: They definitely do.

795
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,799
Speaker 5: Incognito mode is a bunch of horseship.

796
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 4: It really is, because there it's still like the address

797
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 4: that's that is what they're looking at, masking that they

798
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 4: know exactly where you are. And do you know that

799
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 4: like company are like changing the prices of items based

800
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 4: on like the cookies they learn about you. Like if

801
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 4: they just know that you're willing to pay five dollars

802
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 4: more for a jacket, it should be. But guess what,

803
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 4: it's probably no one's regulating this stuff anymore.

804
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: So Uber rides.

805
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 4: I mean I have been getting gouged with Uber because

806
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 4: they just know I'll just do it, you know, Like

807
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 4: I am kind of like, oh, whatever, it's eighty nine

808
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 4: bucks like that. A friend will open app it's forty

809
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 4: nine bucks for the same ride, like I So I've

810
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 4: been going to Lift a lot because I feel like

811
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 4: Lift like kind of stays true to the price, and

812
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 4: they will often be twenty to thirty dollars less for

813
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 4: a ride than Uber.

814
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 5: Uber just fox me now, yeah, well so swech Yeah,

815
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 5: keep switching. That's the only way you can fight against

816
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 5: corporations is through pure capitalism. You had a vote with your.

817
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 4: Dollar, okay, So that just means you have to like

818
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 4: just make sure that your prices to always go.

819
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 5: Oh you have to check if you have to price compare,

820
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 5: which is so annoying and it's such like a boomer

821
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 5: thing to do, but like, you have to do that.

822
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 5: That's why. Remember when you're like, parents would clip coupons

823
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 5: and they'd be like, I'm saving ten cents, and you'd

824
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 5: be like, God, who gives a shit. And you're going

825
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 5: through all this effort to clip coupons just to save

826
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 5: ten fucking cents and a can of soup. But really,

827
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 5: the people are the greater good. Yes, they were standing

828
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 5: between us and corporate greet.

829
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:18,640
Speaker 7: Okay, wow, interesting. I always just like I always chuck

830
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 7: it up in my head, being like time is money.

831
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think too.

832
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, or my dad every time my dad probably

833
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 5: a lot of people's parents do this. They they clock

834
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 5: every single gas station price in town, and they drive

835
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 5: by the go, oh my god, that's ten cents cheaper.

836
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's twenty cents cheaper. And then you

837
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 5: get the twenty cent cheaper one. And then you drive

838
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 5: five more miles and you say, oh no, that was

839
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 5: a dollar cheaper. What the fuck is wrong with me?

840
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: Why did not? Wait?

841
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 4: I have an electric car, so I don't go to

842
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 4: gas stations anymore, but I will say that I fucking

843
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 4: miss it because there's something about filling your tank that

844
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 4: makes you.

845
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: Feel like you've done something.

846
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's it's like it's like a chore that's

847
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 4: not like it's really not that hard to do. It

848
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 4: takes what like seven minutes at most, but when you

849
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 4: do it, you feel like so accomplished. Like I think

850
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 4: there's something about like keeping things in your life that

851
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 4: just give you little boosts of like I fucking did

852
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 4: something today that one has gone for me, and you get.

853
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 1: A little treat, got a little diet coke. Are fun?

854
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 1: Are fun?

855
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 7: I mean, they're like a top five place I like going.

856
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 7: I love I kind of love the smell watching.

857
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 3: I love people watching at a guest stop.

858
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 4: Yes, there's always something interesting going on. There's always someone

859
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:37,720
Speaker 4: doing Scratchers that like lives there. There's always a guy

860
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 4: who like lets you go ahead of him.

861
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 5: There's always someone eating like the the hot dogs or

862
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 5: whatever they have, and they're they're like, I can't believe

863
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 5: anyone actually buys the show.

864
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: And they're being picky about it.

865
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 4: They're like, well, let's see what you got today, and

866
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 4: they're like actually acting like there's like different selections of

867
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 4: the day.

868
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 5: There's always someone who's having the worst day of their

869
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 5: life and having to take a ship in the outdoor bath.

870
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 4: Let me just say that most of the time, the

871
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 4: people that work at gas stations are I would say,

872
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 4: across the board from a mom and pop one you

873
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 4: run into on the road to a you know, a

874
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 4: quick trip that is like in a downtown area. The

875
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 4: people that work that them are really nice. Yeah, They're

876
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 4: always like kind of like having a good time. Like

877
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 4: is there's something I think they're like treated well as employees.

878
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 4: From what I can they just seem like kind of jovial.

879
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,479
Speaker 7: Honestly, it is to me the best kind of job

880
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 7: to have is you're just constantly interacting with people. Yeah,

881
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 7: and you never have to get to know anyone really

882
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 7: like you just you're just like kind of having fun.

883
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 7: And the day goes by so fast when you're.

884
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: Doing that because it's just constant.

885
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 6: Yeah.

886
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know. I can tell you this

887
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 5: from my experience in the deli that the day did

888
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 5: not go by fast for me.

889
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 4: The fastest time flies for you guys, Like if you're

890
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 4: really thinking about it, like if we're you know, time

891
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 4: is a construct and it's not real or whatever, But

892
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 4: like when do you find time goes by the fastest.

893
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 6: Any time I'm not doing anything, and.

894
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 5: It really what that's the opposite.

895
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 7: I feel like when I have like an actual time,

896
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 7: like after I've like completed all my work and stuff

897
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 7: and I'm like, now I can like just do all

898
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 7: the stuff I want to do, time flies and I'm like,

899
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 7: oh no.

900
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 4: Wait, time goes fast when you have nothing to do. Yeah,

901
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 4: when you when you're like watching shows and you're like, oh,

902
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 4: I want to relax, like and now I can like

903
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:33,000
Speaker 4: treat myself, that's when it's like there's it's never enough.

904
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 6: It's never enough.

905
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:34,439
Speaker 4: Yeah.

906
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 5: It's not like a procrastination thing where you're like I

907
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 5: have all this stuff I want to get done. It's

908
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 5: more just like now I get it some time to

909
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 5: for myself where I can watch TV or whatever, and that's.

910
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 7: Just watching TV or doing like like playing like a

911
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 7: weird game with Nolan.

912
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 6: Like I'm like it flies by.

913
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 7: But then like if I'm like working, it's like it's

914
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 7: like slow and norm.

915
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 4: There's a deadline and you were under the time crunch,

916
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 4: it goes it speeds past because you're just depending on

917
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 4: it going slower if you're you know someone, there's always

918
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 4: a meme about like if you want time to like,

919
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,240
Speaker 4: if you want to like make your life last longer,

920
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 4: just to hold a plank because it's like.

921
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 1: The yeah ever go yeah, how okay.

922
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 4: This is the first time I've ever felt this, like

923
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 4: in such a profound way where you see something and

924
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 4: you're like, that was a year ago. That feels like

925
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 4: literally three years ago. I think everyone feels this. This

926
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 4: is literally Mandela effect. I think that they are fucking

927
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 4: with us. The Willy Wonka Remember the Willy Wonka like

928
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 4: experience that was really shitty.

929
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like that.

930
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 4: A girl was like it just like looked depressing. Was

931
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 4: like the firefest of like a kind of you know,

932
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 4: child wonder like in a warehouse or something. Yeah, it

933
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,360
Speaker 4: was like in England or Scotland or something.

934
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was a great That was one.

935
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: Year ago to me.

936
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 4: I would have at least said it was too It's

937
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 4: like that that was wild to me, And I went

938
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 4: through the comments being like someone else has got to

939
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 4: feel this way. Literally everyone felt that way. Everyone everyone

940
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 4: said it felt like five years and I was like,

941
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 4: I cannot believe that was one year ago. That is

942
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 4: really crazy to me.

943
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 5: Here's a question for you. How how many years ago

944
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 5: did Russia invade Ukraine this time around?

945
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,479
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say that was three years ago?

946
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 6: Four is my guess.

947
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it was three years ago. So do you

948
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 5: have it right? Oh? Okay, it was twenty twenty two

949
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 5: and almost exactly to.

950
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 4: The day the day, Yeah, anniversary the other day, but

951
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 4: I didn't realize what year it was.

952
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, So does it feel like doesn't it feel like

953
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 5: they that Russia invaded Ukraine like four months ago? Can

954
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 5: you believe they've been fighting for three fucking years?

955
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 1: Really long?

956
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's World War Two was four years for US,

957
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 5: for America. For America's four years. The Ukraine War has

958
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 5: been going on for almost the entire length that America

959
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 5: was involved in War War?

960
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 4: What about fucking codh the dude that was five years ago?

961
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, that so nuts.

962
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: That's a big chunk of your life.

963
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 4: Like IM looking up pictures of myself in twenty twenty

964
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 4: and I'm like, your eyebrows are an inch higher, Like

965
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 4: my face looks like I'm a child, And I felt

966
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 4: like I was so old then, Like I literally feel

967
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 4: like I'm the same age at twenty twenty as I

968
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 4: am now, I have not aged whatsoever, but.

969
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 6: I'm so pissed.

970
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 7: I'm still pissed off about COVID, just because I do

971
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 7: feel like we low. I lost my mid thirties and

972
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 7: I'm so pissed off about it that I like emerged

973
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 7: as a late thirties guy.

974
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 4: And oh, interesting, Okay, so we're just like we're stunted.

975
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: We're we're we're well stunted.

976
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 4: We lost four years, because that's what that is. Like

977
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 4: I look at those pictures and they go, my face

978
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 4: looks so young, but I feel like I'm that same age,

979
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 4: and I think, is that a universe that's probably a

980
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 4: universal feeling. Noah, do you feel the same way? Like, actually,

981
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 4: daring Sean describe it like that.

982
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 3: That may total sense, because I feel like I lost

983
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 3: out on living the last of my thirties because of

984
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 3: the Yeah.

985
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone feels like they were robbed of whatever time

986
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 4: that was.

987
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, but COVID's a tricky one about.

988
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: What were we supposed to doing it in our late thirties.

989
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,240
Speaker 4: Let's talk about this though, because I think some people

990
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 4: lost high school, some people lost their late twenties.

991
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: I mean, that's yeah, the energies.

992
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 6: My heart goes out to them.

993
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 7: But I feel like my late thirties were supposed to

994
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 7: be me and my girlies going house.

995
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 3: Well, it didn't make me excited to turn forty. I

996
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 3: like didn't even celebrate my fortieth birthday. I was just like, oh, yes, bullshit.

997
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 5: They always told me the late thirties are the best

998
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 5: years of your life. And you look back on your

999
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 5: late thirties and think, man, what those were the days?

1000
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:46,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, but at least we discovered zoom, like.

1001
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 5: In the early days of COVID, when we were like,

1002
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 5: let's play games on Zoom.

1003
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: I like COVID.

1004
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,279
Speaker 4: I know that this is not an original thing to

1005
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 4: say or like makes me interesting and cool, But like

1006
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 4: I did, I was very wildly depressed during COVID for

1007
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 4: a lot of it. But there was Man, I don't

1008
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 4: I do think we'll get that back at some point.

1009
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 4: I think there will be another pandemic or something that

1010
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 4: keeps us all like inside you know, yeah, yeah, and

1011
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 4: that will keep us hold up, or war or something

1012
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 4: that will like steal our ability to socialize and work

1013
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 4: for a while. But what a delicious time where everyone

1014
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 4: really couldn't work.

1015
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: I really like. I love when the race was canceled

1016
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: like I do.

1017
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 4: I love running, I love competing, but man, when the

1018
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 4: race is canceled and I'm not, it's not I'm injured

1019
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 4: and have to sit it out.

1020
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: It's like everyone's injured. Love it.

1021
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 6: Oh, now you're one hundred percent right.

1022
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 7: I love the like everyone was even, like everyone was working.

1023
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 4: Until people started doing Zoom comedy shows and I go,

1024
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 4: you stop it?

1025
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, or well it really happened with TikTok. I mean

1026
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 5: there is wow. We were all playing fucking catch phrase

1027
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 5: on Zoom.

1028
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 2: There are people who were make TikTok video I know,

1029
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 2: renegadeout it. Yeah yeah, and now they have a they

1030
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 2: we're able to leave COVID with a worldwide tour.

1031
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go to break and come back

1032
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: after this.

1033
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 3: We have to just announce because it's blowing up. Nikki

1034
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 3: was on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepherd. People are loving it.

1035
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 3: Really gotta yeah, we just got to let people know that.

1036
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, I am on Armchair Expert with Dax Shepherd.

1037
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 4: Probably I'm going to say it the most fun podcast

1038
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 4: I've ever been a guest on. That is No shade

1039
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 4: to any other podcast because I've said so much fun.

1040
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,240
Speaker 4: But I was really nervous going into it because I

1041
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 4: wasn't an avid listener beforehand. You know, I kind of

1042
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 4: been some episodes beforehand and like right before, and I've

1043
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 4: obviously watched the clips a ton, and I have a

1044
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 4: lot of good friends, Like I think all of my

1045
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 4: like you know, like my smartest friends like listen to

1046
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 4: the show. So I had like a respect for it.

1047
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,160
Speaker 4: I like Dax, I like like Monica. I liked the vibe,

1048
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,359
Speaker 4: but I was a little bit nervous going in because

1049
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 4: I just didn't I feel the whole booking was off.

1050
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 4: I felt was off of a joke I made about

1051
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,400
Speaker 4: Dak Shepherd that I told on Howard Stern Show about

1052
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 4: how you know, the Golden Globes brings everyone from TV

1053
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 4: and film together for one common purpose to get out

1054
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 4: of here without Dak Shephard inviting us, you know, asking

1055
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 4: them to do their podcast. And and so they they

1056
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 4: like heard the joke and they laughed about it, and

1057
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 4: Monica wrote me and was like, uh, you gotta come

1058
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,879
Speaker 4: on the show or I forget how it went down,

1059
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 4: but with something like that, so I was kind of

1060
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 4: nervous that they were going to be like, who do

1061
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 4: you think you are making a joke like that? But

1062
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 4: they were so cool and I just like, I don't know,

1063
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 4: I've just instantly felt so at ease. They had a

1064
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 4: really great studio, the way they just get started, you

1065
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 4: just sit down. They're just so nice, and I just

1066
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 4: felt I saw you guys right after, like I came

1067
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: from it. I loved it. I felt so emotionally connect

1068
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 4: to both of them. I felt like, you know a

1069
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 4: lot of times you record a podcast and you forget

1070
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:05,760
Speaker 4: that there are cameras there and you're just like having

1071
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 4: a moment, and I felt like I learned about myself,

1072
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 4: I learned about them.

1073
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 3: Like it was just people like you say, there was

1074
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 3: like a topic, weed topic whatever that way.

1075
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: It's really resonating with people. That's the what I'm getting people.

1076
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,239
Speaker 4: So many people are writing to me about the weed

1077
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,480
Speaker 4: stuff that I was talking about how I struggle with

1078
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 4: like giving it up, and it's like been the hardest

1079
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 4: thing to like kind of get like completely eradicate from

1080
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 4: my life, and man, it is the it is the

1081
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 4: one thing I struggle with, you guys, And so it

1082
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 4: is so nice that so many people are writing to

1083
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 4: me about it, saying that they struggle with it too,

1084
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 4: because it's all these people.

1085
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: That I'm like, oh, I'm not alone.

1086
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 4: So like, not only was I made able to make

1087
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 4: them feel less alone, them writing to me is making

1088
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 4: me feel like, oh good, this isn't just me. And

1089
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 4: it's like a bunch of normal people that don't you know,

1090
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 4: like I could see their profile pictures and they're like

1091
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 4: normal people that you'd be like, I want to be

1092
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 4: that girl and she's struggling with the same fucking thing.

1093
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: It sounds really nice.

1094
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 3: Honorable mention in pop culture, Actually I have two, but

1095
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 3: this one was really cool. A new season of The Kardashians,

1096
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 3: Kim gives you a really nice shout out on the

1097
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 3: roast episode.

1098
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 4: I know, I couldn't even watch it because I was

1099
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,000
Speaker 4: like nervous to see it because I just but I

1100
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 4: saw the screenshot of it and I heard that she

1101
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 4: said that Nikki killed it or something like that.

1102
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:22,720
Speaker 1: Wow.

1103
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 3: And then the third Nikki and pop culture is Shaquille

1104
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 3: O'Neil wants Nikki to roast him.

1105
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, okay, incredible.

1106
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 6: I mean, he's the Kim Kardashian of the NBA to me.

1107
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, that is really exciting. He did

1108
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 4: DM me and was like please roast me.

1109
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 1: And yeah, and that was thrilling.

1110
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was he that that sound bite came out

1111
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 4: like I would say, he DMed me.

1112
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: Like, what was it? You guys were all.

1113
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 4: Over at my place when he DM me, and I

1114
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 4: made you all guess guests who just DMed me and

1115
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 4: really fun guessing game and you all got it eventually.

1116
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 6: But it was Friday.

1117
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so he was like, yeah, I was around

1118
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 4: Thanksgiving where Shack slid into my DMS and was just like,

1119
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 4: please roast me, and I was like, I'd love to,

1120
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 4: and he was like, you know, just said really nice things.

1121
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 5: Last night on the TNT postgame show A Shack is on,

1122
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 5: there was like a really strange moment where like the

1123
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,680
Speaker 5: host of the show, who, I'm not sure it's like

1124
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 5: an ex basketball player. He's like a white guy and

1125
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 5: he doesn't seem like he was an athlete. Ernie. He

1126
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:27,319
Speaker 5: was like, is it, Ernie, who is that guy? Yeah,

1127
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:29,480
Speaker 5: he's just a regular rocket. He's just a regular guy.

1128
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 5: And he was like, we have these clips of Shaq

1129
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 5: when he went to the Lakers and he had to

1130
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 5: play against his old team, the Magic, and Shaq was like,

1131
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 5: don't play those clips. And then he was like, oh,

1132
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 5: come on here. He was like I think he was

1133
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 5: like talking to the producer saying, don't play the clips.

1134
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 5: Nobody wants to see these clips. That was from thirty

1135
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 5: years ago. I'm uncle Shaq. Now to people, no one

1136
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 5: remembers me as that other guy. That's a different guy.

1137
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,919
Speaker 5: Don't play the clips. And then Ernie was like, play

1138
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 5: the clips. They played the clips, and then afterwards. I

1139
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 5: don't know if it was a bit or what, but

1140
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 5: Shack seemed genuinely angry.

1141
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 6: You mean, I get it.

1142
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 7: I get it though, because when you see young Shaq,

1143
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 7: he's so muscular, he's so PHYSI that what he is.

1144
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 7: He's faster, he's stronger. He was like seven foot one

1145
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 7: and like three twenty of just pure muscle. And now

1146
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:21,720
Speaker 7: when you see Shaq he is like an elderly friendly giant.

1147
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 7: You don't It's gotta be hard for him to see

1148
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 7: that and know how much it hurts to get out

1149
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 7: of bed.

1150
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 5: Well, I never related to someone more than Ernie. After

1151
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 5: that did this thing where he was like, see he

1152
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 5: was like thinking in his head, like I'm gonna do

1153
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,959
Speaker 5: this thing. Even though he's saying no, he doesn't really

1154
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 5: mean no, and he's gonna like it. And then afterwards

1155
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 5: we're all gonna be buddies. And then they did it

1156
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 5: and he's actually mad. And then Ernie did this thing

1157
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 5: after the video and it says wasn't that good or

1158
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,520
Speaker 5: wasn't that nice? And then he holds out his hand

1159
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 5: to shake Shack's hand, which is such a weird thing

1160
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,280
Speaker 5: to do, oh.

1161
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 4: Because he was just like he was trying to confirm

1162
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 4: and like get you know, get reassurance that everything was okay.

1163
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 4: Like when you're floundering like that, you just want like

1164
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:04,680
Speaker 4: a human touch to be like it's okay.

1165
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 5: And then Shack no flapped his hand away. No, get

1166
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 5: the hell out of here, man, Oh no no. And

1167
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 5: I just I never related to someone more than Ernie

1168
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,879
Speaker 5: in that moment where he's just like, oh my god,

1169
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 5: he's actually mad at me.

1170
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't think it's too far. Yeah, played, Oh my god.

1171
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 3: Nikki Shack's quote in the article is, Nikki, you can

1172
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 3: say whatever you want about me, my mom and my kids.

1173
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 3: Let's do it so you get yeah, guy, you one.

1174
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 6: Just don't remind me what I was like when I

1175
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:41,439
Speaker 6: was twenty two.

1176
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's I relate to Shaq too with like I

1177
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 4: don't like when people like play clips of me from

1178
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 4: when I was young, because it's almost it's just jarring.

1179
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: You like can see your age way.

1180
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 4: More clearly when it's juxtaposed with how young you are,

1181
00:52:56,400 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 4: and it reminds people of like you are becoming slowly irrelevant.

1182
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 4: You're like decaying before their eyes, and like it's just

1183
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 4: or like you were I was like, like, you know,

1184
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,399
Speaker 4: twenty pounds thinner or something, and like you would never

1185
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 4: think that I'm like overweight or like not thin right now,

1186
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 4: but then you're like, whoa look at her potential and

1187
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 4: it's just like makes for like a weird vibe final thought.

1188
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 4: I would even say if there was a picture of

1189
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:23,879
Speaker 4: me from before where I look not good, like when

1190
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:26,680
Speaker 4: I was on jay Leno or when I did not

1191
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 4: safe in. My hair was like bleached and cropped and

1192
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 4: I didn't know how to wear makeup. I hate seeing

1193
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 4: those pictures too, because it reminds people of the potential

1194
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,480
Speaker 4: for how ugly I can be, and I don't want

1195
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 4: them to think that that.

1196
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: Can happen again.

1197
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,120
Speaker 4: Like I just I don't want any record of me

1198
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 4: ever ever. I just want it to be now. I

1199
00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 4: just want to live in the present. I don't like

1200
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 4: motion pictures. I don't like pictures.

1201
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: I don't I just want everything to be live.

1202
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:54,439
Speaker 4: I would have done really well in Shakespearean times, where

1203
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 4: it's like you're famous if you perform live and that's it.

1204
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, tell thee yeah. The only there's a cutoff though.

1205
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 5: The only types of pictures that are okay is when

1206
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:08,240
Speaker 5: you're like a kid, like you go yeah, teen and younger,

1207
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 5: you can show.

1208
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: Those I can't go back to that.

1209
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:13,399
Speaker 4: But if it's like you're plus twenty one plus yeah

1210
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 4: no no, no.

1211
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 7: No no, you just see you but younger and full

1212
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 7: of life.

1213
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: Like oh, I love baby pictures. I can't get enough

1214
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: of them. I want them of everyone. Never get tired

1215
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: of it. Love it.

1216
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 5: There are pictures of me in my young twenties where

1217
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 5: I don't have a beard, and like, I don't want

1218
00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:30,879
Speaker 5: anyone to see that shit.

1219
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: I kind of want to see it.

1220
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, no one's seeing that shit.

1221
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 6: Oh God, I would love to see you without a beard.

1222
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 5: No, no.

1223
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 4: I think it's really weird when people get like nervous

1224
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 4: about like don't show my baby picture or when I

1225
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,879
Speaker 4: was like a you know, like seven years old. I'm

1226
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 4: just like, no one cares what you were like that, Like,

1227
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 4: you know, it's.

1228
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 5: Funny if you look if you look if you look

1229
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 5: weird back then, that's funny. Whereas if you look weird

1230
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 5: when you were twenty five or you look good when

1231
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,160
Speaker 5: you were twenty five, it's not funny.

1232
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean high school too. High school that's

1233
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: fine too.

1234
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 4: Like that, when you look at high school, I like,

1235
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:08,160
Speaker 4: I assume you were a dork everyone. If you are cool,

1236
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 4: you were definitely dork then, Like, I don't anyone who's

1237
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 4: cool in high school.

1238
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 1: I don't really. I am not that like intrigued or

1239
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 1: impressed by that.

1240
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, no one gives a shit about people who are

1241
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 7: cool in high school when they're adult.

1242
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 4: Is there a way to tell kids in high school

1243
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 4: that it doesn't matter that we'll really get.

1244
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 5: Through that because we go back in time and tell

1245
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 5: ourselves that.

1246
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 1: So they but like, would you listen? Probably not saw?

1247
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 2: You know?

1248
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 5: I mean, I that song I wish I knew what

1249
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 5: I knew now now that I'm older. I mean, that's

1250
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 5: like that's like the number one thing I wanted.

1251
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's go around the horn.

1252
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,760
Speaker 4: If you had, if you could talk to your seventeen

1253
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 4: year old self, what would you tell me?

1254
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 8: It needs to be younger, it needs to be thirteen?

1255
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 8: Oh really okay, so well, thirteen free entering high school. Okay,

1256
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 8: thirteen entering high school. What would you tell your thirteen

1257
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 8: year old self? I mean that sounds one sentence.

1258
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 5: You can have sex with anybody you want in the school.

1259
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 2: No believe that, That's what I would say.

1260
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,240
Speaker 5: All you need is confidence. All you need is confidence

1261
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,319
Speaker 5: any girl in this All you have to do is

1262
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 5: go up and say what do you want? Do you

1263
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 5: want to go out for a date? Do you want

1264
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 5: to go on a date? And they'll do it like that?

1265
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 4: And that is not true that no confidents still can't

1266
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 4: get laid.

1267
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's not all about confidence.

1268
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 4: It's about it's about it's not about it's actually about

1269
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:42,799
Speaker 4: actually liking yourself, and that is so hard to do.

1270
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 4: It's not about pretending to be confident, because that's you know,

1271
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 4: that's so much.

1272
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 5: Of so much of a young boys high school career

1273
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:52,719
Speaker 5: is spent, So much energy is spent trying to get

1274
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 5: laid and trying to fit and being scared of going

1275
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 5: up to girls. You can watch it on on there's

1276
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 5: people on TikTok who are uggs major who should prove

1277
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 5: it where they go up to girls and they hit

1278
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 5: on them and they get their number and they're like

1279
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,720
Speaker 5: all it took was me to actually just do it.

1280
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 7: It's high school, high school, Like RIZ doesn't come into

1281
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 7: play in high school totally. Yeah, Like I feel like,

1282
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 7: I mean somebody who was a total rizmeister, it did

1283
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 7: not come into play. It was like it was like

1284
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 7: they want a beautiful boy at that point, like that

1285
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 7: is what they're really looking for.

1286
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: I feel what would you.

1287
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 3: Say, Oh sorry, I would say nobody cares that you're

1288
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 3: poor and you live in a tiny apartment, invite friends over?

1289
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: Okay?

1290
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 4: Would you believe that person though? But yes, that's like

1291
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 4: you just wish you could shake like you.

1292
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 3: Yes, I wish I could shake myself and be like

1293
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 3: the poor thing is your mom or like your parents.

1294
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 3: It's it's not your kids don't care about what class

1295
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:57,960
Speaker 3: you're in.

1296
00:57:58,560 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: So was your mom like that? Onto you? Like people

1297
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: don't want to come over here because we're poor.

1298
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 3: Not that part of it, but like other things about

1299
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,520
Speaker 3: got it presenting poor and all that stuff.

1300
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 4: Right, So it was like a complex for you of

1301
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 4: like people can't know I'm poor.

1302
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 3: And I had boys come over that a friend of

1303
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 3: mine new and they made a comment They're like, how

1304
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 3: many people live here about and that like stuck with

1305
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 3: me and I just never knew.

1306
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 4: But I would have gone, Okay, I'm really sorry to

1307
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 4: say this, but I think in high school people do

1308
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 4: judge you if you're poor, Like the people are assholes.

1309
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 4: Like the thing about high school is they do they

1310
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 4: They are all they're all fucking losers and their brains

1311
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 4: aren't developed and they are like mean. And the real

1312
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 4: thing is is like it won't matter later. But I

1313
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 4: was zoned, you know, like I'm like, I grew up

1314
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 4: in Brooklyn, New York, so there was no like rich

1315
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 4: mansions or anything like that where I everyone lived in

1316
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 4: an apartment basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1317
00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 5: I would go back to my thirteen year old self

1318
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 5: and I would say, take all of your barmts for

1319
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 5: money and put it, invest it in Amazon. That's a

1320
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 5: good one, and then you'll be able to have sex

1321
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 5: with anybody you want exactly.

1322
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,640
Speaker 1: That is good about you. Nikki, What would you.

1323
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 4: Say I would say, take singing lessons and guitar lessons

1324
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 4: now and don't give up.

1325
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: And that I would.

1326
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 4: Say, you sucking is part of it.

1327
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would.

1328
00:59:27,880 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 4: Say, no one that you you are not. You can

1329
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 4: be as good as anyone you want to be if

1330
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,240
Speaker 4: you just work hard enough. And I know that they

1331
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,439
Speaker 4: try to tell us that like practice makes perfect. You'll see,

1332
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 4: they like teach us these songs.

1333
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: About like everything.

1334
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1335
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just didn't.

1336
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 4: Believe that not being good at something right away meants

1337
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 4: you couldn't be good at something if you tried hard enough,

1338
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 4: if you like something enough and do it enough, you

1339
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 4: can be just as good as someone who is naturally

1340
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,040
Speaker 4: inclined to it, and you can be better than them.

1341
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: That's what I would tell myself.

1342
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 5: Sure, especially if you put in more work than the

1343
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 5: person who If the person who's naturally inclined doesn't put

1344
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,240
Speaker 5: in the work, sometimes the person who's naturally inclined, we're

1345
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:10,280
Speaker 5: naturally inclined. They don't feel like they have to put

1346
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 5: in the work, and then there is a point Ny

1347
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 5: past them, Johnny Manziel. Maybe Luca, we don't know.

1348
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Lucas so good.

1349
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 5: I love is trick of too much beer. Is that

1350
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 5: why the man's got rid of him?

1351
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 7: I think thirteen years old and twenty six years old,

1352
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 7: i'd say the same thing.

1353
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: Don't listen to your friends. Just do what makes you happy.

1354
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, stop thinking trying is gay, It makes you gay?

1355
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 6: Like that was a big.

1356
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,040
Speaker 1: Well, this is so much more appreciation for your sixties.

1357
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 1: What would we tell ourselves now? Oh my god, if

1358
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:43,959
Speaker 1: you could predict.

1359
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 4: What we would say, like if we're we're like, you know,

1360
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 4: recording a reel like Jane Fonda does where she like

1361
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 4: talks to like people in their forties.

1362
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 5: Well. See, So I have a neighbor who's now ninety two,

1363
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 5: and I've asked her this question. I was like, is

1364
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 5: there anything you can tell me? Like, what can you

1365
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 5: tell me to make you know? What would you tell me?

1366
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 5: Would you tell you if you were my age? And

1367
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 5: she goes, I don't fucking know.

1368
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: You asked her five years ago. I think right now

1369
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: she's just too exhausted.

1370
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 5: I don't know what.

1371
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: To say I will say.

1372
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 5: But based on her behavior, I can say this the

1373
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 5: number one I think this is without a doubt scientific.

1374
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 5: The number one way to live a long life is

1375
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 5: to not worry. Yeah, the people who don't worry, who go, oh,

1376
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 5: whatever that happened, this happened, I don't care. Those are

1377
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 5: the people who live until there were a hundred years.

1378
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1379
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did tell like, I met some kids from

1380
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 4: Harvard this weekend. Okay, wow, and we were all they

1381
01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 4: were like, they weren't asking for advice, but I just

1382
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 4: felt the need to give it, and I said, if

1383
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 4: you want to. They were all like, you know, comedy

1384
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 4: writers and people who were interested in comedy. I'm like,

1385
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 4: the one thing I will tell you that I think

1386
01:01:57,680 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 4: will make you all succeed more than yours. And that's

1387
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 4: what you're gonna need because all of you work extremely

1388
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 4: hard and you're gonna be at the top, you know,

1389
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 4: trying to make it past that person that's right next

1390
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 4: to you about the win, to win the race. If

1391
01:02:09,040 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 4: you want to inch ahead and do something that they

1392
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 4: cannot do, quit drinking.

1393
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,720
Speaker 1: I go. You all like drinking right.

1394
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 4: Now, I promise you is the one thing that none

1395
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 4: of them that keep drinking will ever look to as

1396
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:26,000
Speaker 4: a reason why they're not succeeding. But it truly will

1397
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 4: give you such a huge advantage that only you will

1398
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 4: know after you stop. And then uh, it's the same

1399
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 4: way I feel about not having kids right now, Like

1400
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:40,400
Speaker 4: I'm I'm getting to I have more energy to work

1401
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 4: right now than other women in my age that have

1402
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 4: kids that are in the same position as me. I mean,

1403
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 4: some of them are managing to do it, but it's

1404
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 4: like this advantage by opting out of this thing that

1405
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,120
Speaker 4: drains you. It's really fun. Drinking is really fun. You're

1406
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,840
Speaker 4: gonna miss out on a lot. Having kids is really fun.

1407
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 4: You're gonna miss out on a lot. But if you

1408
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 4: are wanting to succeed in your job and you want

1409
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 4: energy to do that, don't drink.

1410
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:04,080
Speaker 1: Point And they were all like kind.

1411
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 4: Of like whoa, Like, you don't have to do that

1412
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 4: until I go like when I was twenty seven. When

1413
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 4: you're twenty seven, you have many years set of it's

1414
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 4: a good yeah, twenty seven.

1415
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 5: I have a counterpoint though to that, Yeah, because I

1416
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 5: didn't drink. You know, I'm the I'm the example of

1417
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,840
Speaker 5: the person who didn't drink. But I stopped drinking when

1418
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:24,400
Speaker 5: I was twenty before it's legal. I stopped drinking. And

1419
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 5: I think that if I drank in the comedy scene

1420
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 5: in New York coming up, I probably would have been

1421
01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:35,960
Speaker 5: slightly more successful because so many connections were made, So

1422
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,520
Speaker 5: many connections were made just by staying up late, hanging

1423
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 5: out at the bar and drinking with these.

1424
01:03:41,440 --> 01:03:44,240
Speaker 4: I tell someone like you who is doesn't drink, to

1425
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,000
Speaker 4: drink because I don't think you're ever going to have

1426
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,920
Speaker 4: a problem with it, and I think that it could

1427
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 4: help you socialize and like be more ingratiated in the scene.

1428
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 1: But most of the people I was talking to were hungover.

1429
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, and they were currently drinking as well.

1430
01:03:57,800 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And I thought, but I do agree with you.

1431
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 4: I think that you could have used a couple like

1432
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 4: That's why I've been like, Brian, you should have hit

1433
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 4: the weed the vaate pen and you should have like,

1434
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 4: I think it would benefit you to loosen up a

1435
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 4: little bit.

1436
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think.

1437
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 7: I think in your early twenties, if you moved to

1438
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:17,280
Speaker 7: New York or any like cool comedy scene, it's important

1439
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 7: to drink a little bit or a lot for a

1440
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 7: little bit to make those connections and then do it.

1441
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 7: Quit before you embarrass yourself or yourself because then people

1442
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 7: that sticks with people Yeah, like.

1443
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: Seant, you can't do it. It's such a hard thing

1444
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:35,520
Speaker 1: to do.

1445
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 4: People do not quit drinking, and it's if you can

1446
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,800
Speaker 4: get do that, you you can do anything.

1447
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,160
Speaker 5: I can think of a list of dozens and dozens

1448
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 5: of comedians who didn't quit when they were supposed to

1449
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 5: uh drinking and comedy, I guess, and they went too far.

1450
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 5: And now it's like when you get into like your

1451
01:04:51,720 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 5: mid thirties and you're just like trashed at the comedy

1452
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,520
Speaker 5: show or then it's then it becomes like, oh, you

1453
01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 5: have a problem. When you're in my twenties and you're

1454
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:02,919
Speaker 5: just like, let's party, let's hang out. Then then you're

1455
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 5: making friends that in the future, could you know you

1456
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 5: could work together with.

1457
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 7: I kind of noticed, like scrolling through Instagram, just like

1458
01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 7: people that like, you know I started with or like

1459
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 7: a net along the way, and like they're like still

1460
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:18,840
Speaker 7: holding a drink on stage and they just look fucked up.

1461
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:22,160
Speaker 4: And it's I think drinking on stage is so disrespectful.

1462
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 4: I just I can't like it's just like you're so

1463
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 4: you're going to see a performer who's like getting worse

1464
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 4: at what they're doing. People like that, I mean, people

1465
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 4: love it, and obviously I don't, like I've been high

1466
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,560
Speaker 4: on stage before. I don't really think it makes you

1467
01:05:36,560 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 4: worse what you're doing. Like I always whenever I brought

1468
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 4: a drink on stage, it was like to look cool. Yeah,

1469
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 4: and so I think it's kind of ki And I

1470
01:05:44,280 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 4: also think it's like it's it sends a bad message

1471
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 4: to your audience that you don't respect them because you're

1472
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 4: like becoming more dumb.

1473
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 5: I mean, some people go on stage with puppets, drunk puppets.

1474
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, no one's ever look cool with a puppet.

1475
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 4: But there's some people that pull off drinking on stage

1476
01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 4: and it is part of the act and it's part

1477
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 4: of their persona, and I I'm not coming for them when.

1478
01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 5: I say I don't think I can watch Ron why

1479
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 5: without hoold that. I think he quit drinking though now

1480
01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 5: he just holds a cup.

1481
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 4: We gotta get him back on it, all right, guys,

1482
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 4: thank you so much for listening to the podcast.

1483
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: We Gotta Go.

1484
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,520
Speaker 4: We will see you next week on this show shows

1485
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 4: this weekend in Canada.

1486
01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 1: Can't wait to go up there. Worried about customs.

1487
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 4: Always have anxiety that something's up my ass, like some hair,

1488
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 4: like something that I'm smuggling something in the country. I

1489
01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:37,560
Speaker 4: will not be, but there's always a guilt Sean, I'll

1490
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 4: see you there light going.

1491
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:45,640
Speaker 1: To Victoria, Victoria and Vancouver. But like in America, what

1492
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: you're doing this weekend? Wait? What am I doing?

1493
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 4: Oh?

1494
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,120
Speaker 1: Oscars?

1495
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm going to the Oscars Vanity Fair

1496
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 4: party on Sunday night, so we will have a recap

1497
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:57,200
Speaker 4: of that, and then on Monday, I will be on

1498
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 4: Kelly and Mark Kelly Rippa and Mark Live on Monday

1499
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:02,720
Speaker 4: Morning to talk about the Oscars.

1500
01:07:02,920 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 1: So tune into both those things.

1501
01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,080
Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm not gonna do the podcast until

1502
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:07,000
Speaker 4: I do all that stuff.

1503
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,280
Speaker 1: Wild weekend. I'm also doing Nardwar.

1504
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:16,640
Speaker 4: Oh, so that'll be fun, big weekend, tons of work,

1505
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:17,479
Speaker 4: tons of fun.

1506
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:19,400
Speaker 1: Gonna go crazy with Nardwar.

1507
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna scream a lot and go whoa how

1508
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 4: do you remember that.

1509
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 1: Thing for my past?

1510
01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:25,400
Speaker 5: Yeah? And he's gonna give you a bunch and he's

1511
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 5: gonna give you a Taylor Swift album of sometime.

1512
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I can't wait. It'll be so fun. Thank you

1513
01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:32,520
Speaker 1: guys for listening. Love you, busties. Don't be good bye.

1514
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 4: The Nicki Glazer Podcast is a production by Will Ferrell's

1515
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:40,720
Speaker 4: Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts, created and hosted by

1516
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:44,360
Speaker 4: me Nicki Glazer, co hosted by Brian Frangie, Executive produced

1517
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,680
Speaker 4: by Will Ferrell, Hans Sonny and Noah Avior. Edited it

1518
01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 4: engineered by Lean and Loaf, video production Mark Canton and

1519
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:55,280
Speaker 4: music by Anya Marina. You can now watch full episodes

1520
01:07:55,320 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 4: of the Nicki Glazer Podcast on YouTube, follow at Nicki

1521
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,720
Speaker 4: Glazer Pod and subscribe to our channel