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Wes? 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:18.000 Well, I'm I'm laying on the couch, uh, recovering some surgery. 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:20.120 Oh, what kind of surgery? 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:25.480 Did you get oh I had a vsectam. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:32.240 You had a vasectom yep? And how is how are 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:36.120 how are your balls? The vasectomy is in the balls? 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:41.200 Right? Yeah? Yeah. What they do is they just snip, snip, 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:42.920 and then you have no swimmers. 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:48.320 So how long How long does the surgery take? 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.680 I mean it's more of a procedure. It's like ten, 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:53.880 ten to fifteen minutes. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.800 Okay, you know, look percee. Okay, so it's a procedure. 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.200 It sounds surgical. They're going, they're cutting open your ball 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:04.000 and they're like they take a This is how this 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.000 is in my mind. Whatever sect to me is they 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:08.560 cut your balls open and they take like a hose 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:13.120 and they basically do liposuction on your balls. But for come, 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.280 how how medically accurate is that? On a scale from 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:16.799 one to ten? 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:20.640 That's probably like, you know, you had everything except the 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:25.160 going in part, like you know, like accurate, but then 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:26.600 once you're inside it is all wrong. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:30.560 Okay, so they do they do make an incision on 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:32.200 your ball. I mean I assume you were asleep for this, 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:33.880 unless if you were like no, no, keep me awake. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.760 I want to know. No, you're not You're you're awake. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:38.160 Yeah, you're awake. 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:42.280 Yeah, yep. You're sitting there with your legs open while 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:47.399 urologist does this to you. 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.760 Really so they make an ensue where do they make 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:50.359 the incision? 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:54.519 It's like right down the middle, right. 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:56.640 Down the middle of your but like of your taints 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:57.120 or of your. 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.119 Balls, of your balls. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:04.919 Yeah, so you were awake when somebody sliced your balls open? 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.560 Yeah? 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:11.079 How was that sounds really painful? Well? 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:12.960 Yeah, I mean you have you're you're you're kind of 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:15.360 sitting there and then they like pull the tube that 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:20.720 connects your your ball, you know, the the the vast 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:23.760 difference of the sperm duct, I guess, and like they 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:25.840 pulled that out through the hole and then cut it, 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.120 cauterize each end, put that one back, and then do 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:30.800 the other side. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:34.800 Okay, and it only took like ten minutes. Yeah, it 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.880 was it simple enough that after watching them do it 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:41.560 on you, you felt like, you know, you could do 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:43.200 it successfully on somebody else. 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:51.000 I mean no, because it's like I feel comfortable that 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:58.600 I did my own research. But I think, yeah, based 0:03:58.600 --> 0:04:00.120 off of that, I just felt, you know, like I 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.920 did a lot of research myself, so that made me 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.000 more comfortable with the procedure, I think. 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:08.880 Now with you being awake, you know, when I was 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:11.200 like a kid, I mean even now, like when I 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.320 get a shot or like when they prick my finger 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:16.240 or something, I don't like to look. I look away. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.240 Did you look did you watch them cut your balls open? 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.279 Or did you look away? Like did they have like 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:23.080 a TV or something? 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:24.960 So, you know, like the exam table in the doctor's 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:27.440 office was like the great the you know whatever the 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:31.280 paper on it, mm hmm. That's basically what you're you're 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:32.960 sitting on. So you just lay back and look at 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:37.159 the ceiling or whatever while this is going on. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.800 What were you thinking about? Like do you remember the 0:04:39.880 --> 0:04:42.760 actual thoughts going on in your head while this was happening? 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:54.480 Yeah, yeah, I do. Oh god, oh god, ow whoa wait, 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:55.360 at what point? 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:57.360 At what point in the procedure did you go whoa? 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.640 I think that was when they injected the numbing agent 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:11.040 into that tube and it like activated that whole fainting response. 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:12.919 It like shot right up my back and I like 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:13.839 started a saint. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.760 Oh okay, so it like it kind of it shook 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:18.520 you a little bit and that made you let out 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:29.200 the glass okay exactly, And did you thank the doctor afterwards? 0:05:29.240 --> 0:05:32.440 You know, I think I think he just knew because 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:34.760 the guy was like eighty five, and I was like, 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:40.080 you know, he's he's probably way more of an expert 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:44.640 than I would ever. I know, they didn't answer your question, 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:46.120 but that. 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:50.320 Sort of answered that sort of answered my question. Do 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.520 they numb the area before they cut your balls open? 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:54.839 Or they just go for it? 0:05:55.120 --> 0:06:01.760 Yeah? Yeah, it gets numbed. M hmm, Sophie. It's supposed 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.680 to be a painless procedure, but it's not not for 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:06.640 some people, I guess. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.960 And when did this happen? When was this all taking place? 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:17.919 Oh, a couple of days ago. Actually, how are you? 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:19.159 How are your balls feeling now? 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.279 Like they need eternal rest? 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.400 Really? So it's still pretty pretty fucked up down there? 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.560 I mean, yeah, it's not like fucked up, fucked up, 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.120 but it's just like sore, you know. It feels like 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:36.320 you're recovering from a really bad kick in the ball. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:37.960 Mm hmmm. 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:40.479 All right, So let's I want to talk about this 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:42.640 stuff around the procedure. What made you want to get 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:43.160 a sect to me? 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:50.039 Oh? Well, we had welcomed our second kid, uh into 0:06:50.080 --> 0:07:00.159 the wild two days after my birthday mm hmm. And yeah, 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.279 we kind of just knew, like we were not going 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.080 to have any more kids because it's a lot for 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.760 you know, when they're close together. Our kids are close together. 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:17.000 But beside the point, it was the least invasive overall 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.080 form of permanent birth control. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:28.200 Mm. Okay, Okay, now does it. I'm still I still 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:31.840 have medical questions for you. I always thought and I 0:07:31.920 --> 0:07:35.160 never like this was when I was I don't know, 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:36.880 maybe like in high school whatever. I always thought that 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:43.960 of vasectomy, like like when you come, like nothing comes out, 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.720 and as an adult, I never confirmed or denied that. 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:48.880 So you you can still come. 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:52.480 Yeah, of course, yeah, because that's not it's just like 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.600 you're the only thing you're doing is you're cutting off 0:07:54.600 --> 0:08:00.600 one of the ingredients to the cocktail. Okay, but so 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:05.800 nothing changes, nothing at all except that you're sterile. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:10.280 Okay, And you know what, look by the way I 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:12.280 think this, this sounds like it was a well thought 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.480 out decision because you had two already, and I don't 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.760 and no offense to anyone who has more than two kids, 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:23.200 but I can't I don't know what would be added 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:27.560 to your life by having more than two kids. 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.079 I mean, I guess one of the positives is that 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:34.160 they could all raise each other, right, so you don't 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:39.160 have to really do much. But that wasn't our modus operandi. 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:43.800 I feel like a baby raising a baby would both 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.600 of the babies would die immediately. 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.360 Well, but that's why you need like fourteen kids back 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:52.959 to back, so like as you're mom and them out, 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:55.640 they're all cared for by the oldest, you know, you. 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.120 Know, Okay, you're actually I kind of like where you're 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:00.040 going at with this, because you're right. I think I 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:06.600 think two babies would just die immediately, but fourteen babies 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:08.600 put them all in like a pin, kind of like 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:11.960 rug rats. They'd figure something, they'd kind of figure it out. 0:09:11.960 --> 0:09:15.640 Probably, Yeah, I mean, I you know, who knows that 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.200 would be Stanford material. 0:09:19.920 --> 0:09:22.760 Yeah, I don't think this conversation is making it to Stanford. 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:30.240 But what Okay, So, so you how is things going 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:31.600 with the two kids? How old are the two kids 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:32.320 that you have now? 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:38.600 Well, one of them are oldest, she is a year well, 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:42.920 oh yeah, so year and six buckers year and a half, 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:43.800 a little. 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:45.880 Over a year and a half, year and a half, okay. 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:49.880 And then the youngest was born this past January. 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.240 Okay, month old. So they're only they only have like 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.000 a year age gap pretty much. 0:09:57.559 --> 0:10:00.240 Uh, sixteen months. 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:04.280 Sixteen months, okay, that's that's a year when they when 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:07.120 when they are both like when they're like thirteen and fourteen, 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.200 they're not going to be saying sixteen months, they'll be like, 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:12.000 he's a year. Although, wait a minute, so that means 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:13.400 that there's gonna be a wait a minute, that means 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:14.720 that there's gonna be a four months. 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.680 Do you want to know something crazy about this? Do 0:10:16.679 --> 0:10:17.840 you want to look crazy? 0:10:18.160 --> 0:10:18.439 Sure? 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:27.160 Okay, So our oldest was born in September, and my 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:31.200 sister was born in September, and then our youngest was 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.680 born in January and I was born in January. So 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:38.439 our kids are the exact same d like within a 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:42.040 couple of days, one or two days off of the 0:10:42.080 --> 0:10:46.280 exact same birthdays that my parents had, which is not 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:48.800 like something that we planned at all. It just happened 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:49.160 this way. 0:10:49.840 --> 0:10:51.880 That would be kind of weird if you did plan it. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:55.560 No, yeah, yeah, but I mean I don't even know 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:57.400 what you'd have to plan to plan that. 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:03.200 I mean, you'd can see Eve nine months before your 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:06.400 mom's birthday, but that would I was just saying it'd 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:08.640 be strange if you were having sex with your wife 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:12.199 and thinking about this is great because now we're gonna 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.360 have a child on my mom's birthday. 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:17.920 See. No, that never Yeah, that never happened. 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:24.040 You have two children, they're both alive. There, they're only 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:25.760 and the fact that they're only one year older, Thanny, 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:29.079 that means that are they are they? You said, are 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:30.960 they both? Are they both boys? There's a boy and 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:31.320 a girl. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.160 It's a boy and a girl. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:38.280 Okay, So they're both gonna like be in like school together, 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:41.120 and I assume I assume they'll be in the same 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:43.280 like grade or like one's a grade above or the 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:43.880 grade below. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.920 Yeah, probably a grade or two part. 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:50.640 Okay, So they'll be in each other's lives sort of 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:56.800 in in in the the social universe of school. 0:12:00.000 --> 0:12:01.560 Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.280 I think it's a good I think it's a good thing. 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:06.480 It's not it's good like when you go to my 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:10.559 sister is Wait, when I was a freshman in high school, 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:12.280 she was a we actually went to different high schools, 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:16.240 but she was a senior when I was a freshman. 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.040 I don't know it's it's I think it's probably a 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.480 good thing to have, like an older sibling looking out 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:24.520 for you, you know, when you're in school. 0:12:26.200 --> 0:12:27.559 Yeah, that's true. 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:32.960 Oh yes, what do you do? What do you do 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.240 for work? How do you make money to make the 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:36.320 children not die? 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:43.480 Well? So my wife and I when we left college, 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.920 we kind of had to figure out or we we 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:49.480 decided to see wait and see who was making the 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:50.120 most money. 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:53.960 You decided to wait and see who was making the 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:54.560 most money. 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:58.760 Yeah, like getting jobs, you know, respectively, like in our 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.520 own career paths, and who was the most promising or 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.360 making the most amount of money or wanted, you know, 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:06.840 particularly to be in a certain field or job or whatever, 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.520 whoever had an inkling to stay there. Okay, And so 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:17.120 long story short, she uh preferred to work. So I 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:18.280 am the stay at home. 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:23.480 Okay do you? Okay? So you don't you did you 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:24.480 go what did you go to college? 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:27.360 For computer science? 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:31.320 Computer science? And you are you into that at all? 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:31.440 Like? 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:35.000 Are you trying to find gigs? Coding things? 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.760 Not right now? But I'm like, you know, I always 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:42.600 look around. I'm looking but not following. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:48.360 Okay, she prefers to work. I don't know, you know, so, 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:53.360 so I don't know which job sounds worse or more difficult. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.240 I mean, I bet they are both of their own things, 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:58.800 but like staying at home with the kids, and there 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:00.559 were the young they probably they need a lot of 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:05.440 attention right now because they're like one and ship right yep, Okay, 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.920 well this is you get a head start on imposing 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.920 your own values onto them that she's not around for. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:16.920 I mean, that's not you know, to be honest, I 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.760 don't think I have thought about that, but I think 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.160 now that you said it, I will. 0:14:24.560 --> 0:14:27.160 They'll they'll grow when they when they grow up, they'll 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:29.440 they'll they'll subconsciously trust you more. 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.520 Oh no, I don't know about that. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:37.560 This right? 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:41.120 Whoa my wife? 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:41.960 Yeah? 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:46.800 Yeah? 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:47.440 What does she do? 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:51.560 She is a software engineer. 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:55.320 She's a software engineer. Okay, so both of you guys 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:56.320 are computer nerds? 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:57.800 Yes? 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:03.360 Okay? And does she does she make enough money? That is, 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:05.720 like she can you know, support all all three of 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.440 you guys. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:09.840 Mostly? 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:18.600 Yes, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Somebody in the 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:20.760 chat just said I thought he said he was a 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:27.120 soft core engineer at first, which I guess would be softcore. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:29.640 That's just I don't know why I read that comment. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:36.160 All right, what's your name again? Well, Wes, I want 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.120 what is there? I know we talked, we got I 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:40.880 got to learn a little bit about your life and 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:45.720 your balls and how they don't work anymore. What is 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:47.640 there anything before? I want to know is there anything 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:49.440 that you'd like specifically called in to want to talk 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:51.680 about besides your balls? 0:15:54.760 --> 0:16:04.560 Hmmm? I wanted to talk about I mean, honestly, yeah, 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:08.480 I know, I think we're just yeah, that's I didn't 0:16:08.480 --> 0:16:10.680 really have a particular reason. I just wanted to say 0:16:10.720 --> 0:16:13.600 hi and have a conversation with you. 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:19.640 Do you think you will miss Well? Okay, so you 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.360 you have not. Okay, it's only been two days. You 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:26.640 have not come since the procedure, right, Why. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.600 Is that funny? 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.080 Well, I mean the hold on wait okay, well we 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:34.320 are this whole the thesis of this, this whole conversation, 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:38.800 I'm not gonna say, is centered around your vasectomy. But 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:44.160 it started from that, and so I'm going, I'm I'm 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.600 I was just before we before I let you go, 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:49.480 I was like, I have never got I actually don't 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:51.760 think I've ever had the chance to talk to somebody 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.200 who's had a sectomy. So I'm like, before I I 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:56.200 want to know if I wanted, if I have any 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.080 other questions, And that's the question that I had. 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.280 No, that's fair, that's fair. So so they you can't 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:06.800 do that until about a week after, Like you have 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:08.080 to wait, dude, I. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.359 Bet it's gonna hurt really badly the first time you 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:11.000 come after this. 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:13.720 Oh, don't mean you think about it. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.560 Did your what did your doctors like, is it gonna 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:18.640 did your doctor tell you anything about like how it'll 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:21.240 feel different or is it gonna feel the same. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.480 Well, they said there's sometimes blood, but that's it. 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.520 You said, that's it is. If that's not a lot. 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:33.879 Probably gets you know. But I think if you know 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:36.080 if it's coming or then. 0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.879 Yeah, I guess the way I'm I'm I'm having a 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:46.200 lot of fun making in my own mind the the 0:17:46.240 --> 0:17:49.600 medical science of how vasectomy works. I think if their 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.119 doctor tells you that you're gonna come blood, it's probably 0:17:52.200 --> 0:17:55.639 like there's a little bit of blood in your urethraw 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:59.000 right now, and when you come, it'll like wash it 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:03.640 out and then and then when you come afterwards, it'll 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:05.360 be there won't be any more blood. It's just it's 0:18:05.359 --> 0:18:09.520 like left over. Is that how that works or how? 0:18:11.119 --> 0:18:12.840 I mean? Yeah, I thought about it too, and I 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:15.520 feel like it would have to be you know, I 0:18:15.560 --> 0:18:15.800 you know. 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:20.760 It's so much more fun to uh like come up 0:18:20.800 --> 0:18:25.760 with random ways that science might work that's based off 0:18:25.760 --> 0:18:29.600 of no research of any kind than it is to 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:32.840 actually learn about this stuff, right, I guess so, I 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:36.240 guess that's how the first like the very first people 0:18:36.800 --> 0:18:38.360 man imagine the first vasectom. 0:18:39.920 --> 0:18:42.480 Oh, well, I want to you know, it might have 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:44.639 been unintentional, like getting kicked off by. 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:48.040 A horse, right, and then the guy was like, I 0:18:48.080 --> 0:18:50.399 can now have sex as much as I want without 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:53.760 creating babies. And he's like and he's like, you guys 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:56.560 got to try this. All you gotta do is get 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:58.639 kicked in the balls really hard by a horse. And 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:00.840 that's probably how you feel right now, is that you've 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:02.399 been partly hard on the balls of the horse. 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:05.119 Yeah, and then the second me clinic was born. You know, 0:19:05.160 --> 0:19:08.439 stand behind Bessie ten bucks of pop boom. 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:11.200 Well, I think this conversation has going on for far 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:13.400 too long, but I enjoyed having it very much. 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:16.520 That's good. Good. 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:23.360 Your name is Wes, correct, Wes yep, Wes. Well, Wes, 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.760 is there anything else you want to say to me? 0:19:26.280 --> 0:19:32.560 Or God or or or bugs Bunny before we go, 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:35.760 or the people? 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.399 Okay, well, your body, your choice. 0:19:45.480 --> 0:19:50.440 You know that. I guess that is that is true? 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:53.880 That it's like, that's like the men the male abortion. 0:19:57.320 --> 0:19:59.520 I don't know if I can go that far, but 0:19:59.560 --> 0:19:59.960 I don't know. 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:02.080 I'm I retract. I have no fucking idea what I'm 0:20:02.080 --> 0:20:03.480 talking about anyway, Thank you for calling me. 0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:08.120 Okay, all right, I've a man you quick. 0:20:12.440 --> 0:20:15.840 Hmm wait. I thought getting your tubes tied was something 0:20:15.880 --> 0:20:18.320 that I'm so fucking stupid. I thought it was something 0:20:18.320 --> 0:20:21.600 that guys dot. Isn't that what avaseectomy is? Getting your 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:26.640 tubes tied? I don't know. I could delete this part 0:20:26.680 --> 0:20:29.840 from the podcast, actually keep it in. I don't know 0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:35.280 any I'm fucking stupid. Hello. Hi, oh god, I feel 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:38.159 like I'm a panic I'm okay, yeah, no, no, no, no, 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:40.480 don't panic. Don't hold on. I have to sneeze, which 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:43.200 is a form of panic. Give me one second. S 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:45.600 I don't know why I said sneezing is a form 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:49.720 of panic. I guess it is. It's you, It's allergens 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:51.560 get into your nose, and your nose doesn't know what 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:53.640 to do, so it panics in the form of a sneeze. 0:20:53.640 --> 0:20:55.040 So I guess that's right. 0:20:56.160 --> 0:20:57.120 Yes, I shouldn't. 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:01.560 I shouldn't double, I shouldn't, you know, question the things 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:04.080 I say so much, I should just have confidence in 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:07.040 them that they make sense. I mean, none of none of, 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:09.720 nothing fucking makes sense. All the words that I'm saying 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:13.040 right now were just declared to make sense by some 0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:17.240 royal lord a thousand years ago. And he was just 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:20.359 a guy who had diarrhea and died. And so I'm 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:23.919 a guy who's gonna die, and we'll have diarrhea at 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:27.159 some point. So why can't I say random things that 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:29.800 don't make any sense and declare them to make sense 0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:31.560 in my own. 0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:35.560 Version of reality that's entirely understandable. I mean, whatever you 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:37.280 want to make sense will make sense. 0:21:37.359 --> 0:21:38.600 And I feel like what. 0:21:38.840 --> 0:21:41.240 I think I want to talk about today might make 0:21:41.359 --> 0:21:44.200 sense to you, or it might not. But my fiance 0:21:44.359 --> 0:21:45.919 told me that I should talk to you about this 0:21:45.960 --> 0:21:47.359 if I ever got a hold of you. So I 0:21:47.400 --> 0:21:49.280 have an important thing to tell you. 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:50.359 You know what I like you call it? 0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:53.119 You're on board with me, and I appreciate that very 0:21:53.200 --> 0:21:54.760 much even and you know what I can I can 0:21:54.840 --> 0:21:57.600 actually tell in your voice that you don't think that 0:21:57.640 --> 0:21:59.760 what I said made sense, but you're going along with it. 0:21:59.840 --> 0:22:01.720 Just be nice to me, and that makes me like 0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:03.040 you even more. What is your name? 0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:06.159 My name is Julie, Julie. 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:08.520 What's what's tell me the thing that your your fiance 0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:09.480