WEBVTT - Part One: Robert Maxwell: How Ghislaine Maxwell's Dad Ruined Science

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<v Speaker 1>Also media, Welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentle them's we've got a real motherfucker of

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<v Speaker 1>a motherfucker for you this week. And to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most interesting sons of bitches we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about on this series, I have one of

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<v Speaker 1>the most interesting guests that we've had on this show,

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Conover. Adam, Welcome to the program. Don't you hardly

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<v Speaker 1>need introduction, but obviously you were the host of Adam

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<v Speaker 1>Ruins Everything, and you've done I mean, you've been in

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of stuff since you were in BoJack Horseman.

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<v Speaker 1>You serve on the board of the WGA, and you

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<v Speaker 1>have a podcast now right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I do a show called Factually on YouTube and

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<v Speaker 2>wherever you get your podcasts. And I also do video

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<v Speaker 2>monologues which don't really have a title, but it's sort

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<v Speaker 2>of the current evolution of what people know me for doing,

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<v Speaker 2>doing topical comedy about the world around, mostly about fascism.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing a lot of weekly.

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<v Speaker 3>Video a lot of that these days.

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<v Speaker 2>About creeping fascism and what we can do about it.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, yeah, trying to try to be a little

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<v Speaker 2>green shoot in the ashes of the entertainment industry and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, doing stuff online now having a great time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's interesting to be You and I both came

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<v Speaker 1>out of because you came out of college humor, where

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<v Speaker 1>you did a lot of your early work. I came

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<v Speaker 1>out of Cracked. So we're kind of like cousins in

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<v Speaker 1>digital media terms. Definitely, both of them started out doing like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pop culture commentary, and now it's it's just all fascism.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just a facism.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when there used to be websites, and yeah, on

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<v Speaker 2>the websites you could do comedy about various things history

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<v Speaker 2>or pop culture or just like you know, something about

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<v Speaker 2>dating college chicks, and people would check on that. You'd

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<v Speaker 2>get some money. And now you got to go on

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<v Speaker 2>Elon Musk's platform and talk about how a judge was arrested.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, Or you go on to Facebook and you

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<v Speaker 1>see a crudely AI generated image a soldier with no

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<v Speaker 1>arms and a face that just isn't quite right that says,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody will share this image like it's great. I love

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<v Speaker 1>what's happened to media? This is so much better than

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<v Speaker 1>my friends having healthcare.

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<v Speaker 2>No one will share this image is the funniest trope

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<v Speaker 2>of viral Facebook boomer content.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, I love it. I love it so good.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is actually slightly relevant to the person we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today because our bastard this week is he's

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<v Speaker 1>the man who ruined science in a lot of ways,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's also one of the major figures who helped

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<v Speaker 1>make media what it is. He was Rupert Murdoch's nemesis

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<v Speaker 1>for years. And the primary reason you're going to know

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<v Speaker 1>this guy, and I think everyone listening is going to

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<v Speaker 1>know this guy, is he is the father of Gilan Maxwell.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking this week about Robert Max.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, do you know anything about Robert Maxwell.

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<v Speaker 2>I know nothing about Robert Maxwell.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy is so fucking weird. So part one of

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<v Speaker 1>this is going to basically be like inglorious bastards because

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<v Speaker 1>the first twenty something years of his life he is

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<v Speaker 1>a character from a Quentin Tarantino movie, Like he is

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<v Speaker 1>a righteous avenger fighting Nazis, and then he turns into

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<v Speaker 1>like a business monster who destroys the industry of scientific

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<v Speaker 1>publishing for quick profit. It's such like a weird heel

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<v Speaker 1>turn story.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering how he was going to destroy science,

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<v Speaker 2>and destroying scientific publishing is how you would view it.

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<v Speaker 2>And that has been done. I know this has been done,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I know I'm interested to hear about the

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<v Speaker 2>bastard who did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, at first, he's going to be pretty sympathetic, although

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<v Speaker 1>he's also going to commit a lot of war crimes,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's going to be a mix of things happening here.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, this is Gilan Maxwell's dad. She's obviously was

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey Epstein like right hand woman, was the only one

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<v Speaker 1>to get convicted for his crimes because of obvious reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, we're gonna be talking about her dad because

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<v Speaker 1>he's just so much more fucking interesting than her. People

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<v Speaker 1>would always refer to when you would, like when I

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<v Speaker 1>would read about, you know, what they had done, that

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<v Speaker 1>she was an heiress, and I had assumed she came

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<v Speaker 1>from like older family money.

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<v Speaker 3>She is not.

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<v Speaker 1>The fortune just goes back to her dad like he is,

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<v Speaker 1>as he actually was a self made billionaire.

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<v Speaker 3>And I say that because he.

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<v Speaker 1>Grew up deeply impoverished on like the Ukrainian step in

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<v Speaker 1>an incredibly poor Jewish village. In like the nineteen twenties,

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<v Speaker 1>so like not one of these guys, not like an

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<v Speaker 1>Elon Musk story. There's no Emerald minds in his background, right,

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<v Speaker 1>this this guy comes from nothing and like all people

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<v Speaker 1>who would grow into because he is kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>con man. Robert Maxwell. That is not the name he

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<v Speaker 1>was born under, which you probably guessed when I said

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<v Speaker 1>he grew up in a steppe village in the Ukrainian steps, right,

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<v Speaker 1>not the most Ukrainian name ever. He was born Abraham

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<v Speaker 1>leeb Hawk on June tenth, nineteen twenty three, in a

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<v Speaker 1>village called Slatinsky Doli and most modern and I just

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<v Speaker 1>said he was born in Ukraine. That's where his hometown

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<v Speaker 1>is located today. But when Abraham was born, it was

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<v Speaker 1>part of Czechoslovakia, right, because all of those borders move

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<v Speaker 1>around quite a bit in the first half of the

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<v Speaker 1>twentieth century, He wouldn't have grown up really identifying as Czech,

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<v Speaker 1>partly because being Czech was like a thing that had

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<v Speaker 1>just really started, you know, in that period, like Czechoslovakia

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<v Speaker 1>was a new country after World War One. He would

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<v Speaker 1>have identified and most of the people around him as Ruthenians,

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<v Speaker 1>which is kind of this isolated eastern portion of what

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<v Speaker 1>is then Czechoslovakia where his family grows up. Now, again,

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<v Speaker 1>Abraham's family was Jewish and the village that they came from,

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<v Speaker 1>Slatinsky Doli, was noteworthy because it's like it was close

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<v Speaker 1>to where all the pagrams were happening, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>the place that usually was relatively safe. Its entire history

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<v Speaker 1>and its population. There's almost like sedimentary layers of different

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<v Speaker 1>pagrams that occur over the course of the couple of

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<v Speaker 1>centuries before this, where like you'll get a new wave

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<v Speaker 1>of people moving to the village because everyone else in

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<v Speaker 1>the area they came from got massacred by the Cossacks

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Right, Like, that's the story of the village

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<v Speaker 1>that he grows up in. So you know, this is

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<v Speaker 1>again not a guy who comes from money. One of

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<v Speaker 1>my sources for this episode is a biography on Maxwell

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<v Speaker 1>by Gordon Thomas and Martin Dillon, and here's how it

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<v Speaker 1>summarizes this village. It was a place where Jews were

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to sell their goods to their Christian neighbors. Some

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<v Speaker 1>even had licenses to offer alcohol that were permitted to

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<v Speaker 1>educate their children in the Judaic faith. And wear their

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<v Speaker 1>traditional dress and speak their own language, haunted by their

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<v Speaker 1>own cruel past. There was hardly a family in the

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<v Speaker 1>village that had not lost relatives to the Pagrams. They

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<v Speaker 1>lived frugal lives within the sanctity of their faith. That

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<v Speaker 1>says a lot right there. That Like a key part

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<v Speaker 1>of this is like some of the residents are even

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to say alcohol, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're allowed to. These people are allowed to wear

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<v Speaker 2>shoes and speak to one another, and they can walk

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<v Speaker 2>down the streets.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, we let these Jews sell to Christians. Can

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<v Speaker 3>you believe it? How progressive? Not exactly easy living?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, again, this guy comes from about as rough

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<v Speaker 1>a background as you get, and we're talking the life

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<v Speaker 1>he's born into. These are peasants in nineteen twenty three,

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<v Speaker 1>But their daily life if you had pulled someone from

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<v Speaker 1>the same area in the sixteen hundreds into this village

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<v Speaker 1>in the twenties, it would have mostly been familiar to them, right. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>Like that, that's kind of how behind the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the world and how isolated that they are now within

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<v Speaker 1>kind of Czechoslovakia. Abraham and his family are double pariahs

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<v Speaker 1>because they're Jewish and they're Ruthenian and ruth again the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like regional racism that existed within Eastern Europe

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<v Speaker 1>at this time. Ruthenians were seen as like backwards and

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<v Speaker 1>almost less human by a lot of the rest of

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<v Speaker 1>the country. A travel guide to the region published by

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<v Speaker 1>the Czech government in like nineteen twenty praise the fresh

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<v Speaker 1>air and the wildlife in the area, but warned visitors

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<v Speaker 1>of the quote rather unintelligent Ruthenians, whose expression is almost

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<v Speaker 1>blank stare who sit in the marketplace side by side,

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<v Speaker 1>gazing at the distance, seldom speaking a word or moving

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<v Speaker 1>a muscle.

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<v Speaker 2>This is their own government travel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, this is I mean, visit Ruthenia where the

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<v Speaker 1>people aren't people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that makes sense. You know, if I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>a travel guide to La that's how I describe Santa Monica.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, they said people just staring off into

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<v Speaker 2>the distance, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there's a product of all of the weed

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<v Speaker 1>shops on Venice. But so Robert Maxwell rarely talked about

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<v Speaker 1>his early childhood. And again this guy grows into a

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<v Speaker 1>consummate liar, and so what he did say is seldom reliable.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are some things we can infer based on

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<v Speaker 1>family lore, just our knowledge of the time. His family

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<v Speaker 1>last name Hach was not their original last name. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not really like again, this is not like a Germanic area.

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<v Speaker 1>These people are in like what's modern Ukraine. The whole

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<v Speaker 1>reason they have that last name is one day, back

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<v Speaker 1>when the Austro Hungarian Empire is in charge of the village,

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<v Speaker 1>a government official comes to town to do a census

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<v Speaker 1>in this Jewish village, but he doesn't speak Hebrew or Yiddish,

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<v Speaker 1>and so he's asking everyone what's your last name? And

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<v Speaker 1>Maxwell's ancestor I think it's his grandfather at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>This official can't spell their original last name, so he

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<v Speaker 1>just writes down Hawk and calls it a day because

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<v Speaker 1>he speaks German. So he's like, yeah, fuck it, close enough,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you're called now.

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<v Speaker 2>In German, hawk means high right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that sounds right. I don't I'm not good at German.

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<v Speaker 2>Why why would he just what is just a funny

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<v Speaker 2>name to choose a common name?

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<v Speaker 1>I think he was probably making up a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>last names that day, just talking to all of these

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<v Speaker 1>people who speak like Yiddish. Primarily You're like, fuck it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna start writing stuff like I don't give

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck like the Austro Hungarian Empire great at governance.

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<v Speaker 3>So uh.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen nineteen, after the war, Slatinsky Doli, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>village stops being part of the Austro Hungarian Empire and

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<v Speaker 1>becomes part of Czechoslovakia, and the family last name ceases

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<v Speaker 1>to exist again because yet another At this point, a

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<v Speaker 1>Czech government official who speaks Czech shows up in village

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<v Speaker 1>and does another census and he's like, OK, that's not

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<v Speaker 1>a proper Czech name, and so he gives them a

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<v Speaker 1>new last name, Ludvik.

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<v Speaker 3>This just keeps happening.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the prerogative empire, right town, new names.

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<v Speaker 3>For new names for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're Steve and you're a Bilbo. Oh man them out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be honest, if I had that job, that

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<v Speaker 1>would be one of the perks.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I don't like I don't really like Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'm gonna go to this, We have

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<v Speaker 1>a lord of the rings and give you an orc's name.

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<v Speaker 3>Just make it fun.

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<v Speaker 4>And in modern times, that person's relative now misspells people's

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<v Speaker 4>names at coffee shops.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the modern equivalent of these government officials is a

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<v Speaker 1>Starbucks barista.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. The Starbucks barista should be able to go

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<v Speaker 2>into a town and give everybody the names they think

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<v Speaker 2>you should have. Yeah, yeah, what if they were in

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<v Speaker 2>charge of the names.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we need to deputize them as judges. Give Starbucks

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<v Speaker 1>baristus the force of law. So Abraham's father, Mehl, was

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<v Speaker 1>known as Mehl the Tall because he's like the only

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<v Speaker 1>tall man in town. These people are not well fed,

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<v Speaker 1>but for whatever reason, Mehl comes out. He's like a

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<v Speaker 1>brick shit, he's like six foot five and yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>for like that's tall today these people are all starving

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<v Speaker 1>to death.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a giant.

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<v Speaker 1>And famously so his job, he's like a small time trader.

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<v Speaker 1>So his job, he walks from town to town with

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<v Speaker 1>like goods like pelts or whatever, deer skins, and like

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<v Speaker 1>trades or sells them. And that's kind of how his

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<v Speaker 1>family gets by. And the thing everyone knew about him

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<v Speaker 1>was that normally people who have this job travel in

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<v Speaker 1>groups in like caravans, because there's brigands. This is a

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<v Speaker 1>period of time where there's brigands. But he's like twice

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<v Speaker 1>everyone else's size, So he just walks alone with a stick.

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<v Speaker 2>I love a brigand they're much better than bandits, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>bandits are like level one. Brigands are level three. You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta be a little stronger. They've got studded leather armor.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly, exactly, yes, exactly. I'm glad we both remember our

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<v Speaker 1>third edition D and D source books. So Abraham's mother, Hannah,

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<v Speaker 1>or she's also called Chunka, which I think is just

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah's just sort of like the gramatization of her Hebrew name,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing, is what's going on there. As best as

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell. The unusual thing that you hear about

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<v Speaker 1>her is that she was learned and intelligent, and people

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<v Speaker 1>did not describe women in villages like this that way

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<v Speaker 1>very often. Right, given the nature of the time, we got.

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<v Speaker 2>A family with a tall guy and a learning woman.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that's his parents.

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<v Speaker 2>These people must have been ruling the town.

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<v Speaker 1>Not really, they were like fairly prominent citizens in this

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<v Speaker 1>town where no one has any money. Yeah, And her

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<v Speaker 1>kind of defining trait that people would remember later is

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<v Speaker 1>that she would like scavenge newspapers from everyone else in

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<v Speaker 1>town because she just was so interested in reading. She's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be when they're when for the very first

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<v Speaker 1>time there's a Democratic Socialist party that starts up, and

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<v Speaker 1>someone comes to this town that had been ruled by

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<v Speaker 1>an emperor, you know in her childhood, and it's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>there's politics now, and here's there's this party. She's like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>democratic socialist is exactly what I am. Right, she kind

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<v Speaker 1>of sounds rad okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's like a college educated leftist who's like reading

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<v Speaker 2>Fucou and annoying everybody at the at the DSA meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, she she's that, except for obviously there's no college.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just able to read. Yeah, she's the equivalent in

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<v Speaker 2>the same way that it sits. And a half foot

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<v Speaker 2>tall man is an eight foot tall man. Someone who

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<v Speaker 2>has read page a four of the newspaper is like

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<v Speaker 2>has high falutint knowledge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There's one description of her I found that described her

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<v Speaker 1>as an exception in the village because she read books.

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<v Speaker 1>She was almost an intellectual.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, she sees spot run. This woman is so full

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<v Speaker 2>of herself. She's basically got a bachelor's right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Maxwell would later say regularly that his mother was a

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<v Speaker 1>committed Zionist. This is not impossible given the time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>also he becomes that later in life, and we don't

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<v Speaker 1>really we have no direct quotations of anything that she said.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the thing he starts saying in the eighties,

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<v Speaker 1>So who knows, but it would not have been like

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<v Speaker 1>wildly out of like step with what a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>folks in that situation believed at the time, given the

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<v Speaker 1>realities of life in Eastern Europe for poor Jewish families.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks to his mother, Maxwell grew up aware of the

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<v Speaker 1>injustices that suffused his early life. Thomas and Dylan that

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<v Speaker 1>she was quote a woman who was outspoken about the

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<v Speaker 1>injustices of their life just because there were Jews. The

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<v Speaker 1>images of her which would survive would come much later

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<v Speaker 1>from Maxwell. He described her as intelligent and well informed,

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<v Speaker 1>different from other local women. She was passionate about the

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<v Speaker 1>need to improve the masses for greater social justice. And

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<v Speaker 1>again this is stuff he says decades later. Some of

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<v Speaker 1>this is probably like myth making, especially the factor he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>none of the other local women cared about this, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they did. Maybe you just are kind of want

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<v Speaker 1>your mom to seem like she was the only one,

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<v Speaker 1>because it, you know, burnishes your own story. Yeah, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>never know, but Hannah and Mehel had the standard number

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<v Speaker 1>of kids for that period of time, which is a shitload.

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<v Speaker 1>Abraham was the third of nine, two of whom died

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<v Speaker 1>in infancy from something only described at the time as

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<v Speaker 1>a bad cold. You know, it's just what happened with kids.

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<v Speaker 1>One of Maxwell's earliest experiences would have been watching his

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<v Speaker 1>parents bury their kids, and that's a pretty normal life

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<v Speaker 1>experience for people back then. Starvation would have been a

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<v Speaker 1>regular thing, like not to death, but they would have

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<v Speaker 1>gone hungry regularly throughout the year. That was pretty normal

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<v Speaker 1>for people in this time, in this village. When he

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<v Speaker 1>was still a baby and still named Abraham, his mom

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<v Speaker 1>and dad had to register him with the Czech authorities,

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<v Speaker 1>who advised them it would be better for everybody. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to call him Abraham. Look, lady, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you got the news, but we're Czechoslovakia now

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<v Speaker 1>and Abraham is not a Czech name. And let me

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<v Speaker 1>give you some advice. People here are pretty racist. Your

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<v Speaker 1>kid might have an easier time in the days ahead

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<v Speaker 1>if you give him an undisputably check name. And like,

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<v Speaker 1>this sounds pretty bad. It's also maybe what saves his life,

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<v Speaker 1>because very soon it's going to be really good to

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<v Speaker 1>be an Eastern European Jew who has a name that

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<v Speaker 1>does not sound Jewish, right, And his parents take this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's advice and they change his name from Abraham to

0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Jon Abraham Ludvik, which would be changed yet again later

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<v Speaker 1>in his life to Jan Ludwick Himan Binyamin Hawk. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes through a lot of different names.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy the.

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<v Speaker 2>Least Jewish name you could possibly the most Germanic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Yan, we'll call him Yon. That seems safe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yan is the name you want to be giving at

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<v Speaker 1>check points and the not too distant future here. So

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<v Speaker 1>the first job that the future Robert Maxwell had would

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<v Speaker 1>have been helping his family with the annual harvest, which

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<v Speaker 1>he would have done from infancy on up. A highlight

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<v Speaker 1>of the year. This is described in every book about

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<v Speaker 1>it I've read, was the hay harvest. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>a highlight because their beds were just like cloth stuffed

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<v Speaker 1>with hay. And by the time you do the harvest,

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<v Speaker 1>the hay is like matted, and it's riddled with lice

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<v Speaker 1>and moldy. And so the day when you get to

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<v Speaker 1>replace the gross old hay with fresh new hay. Is like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the best day of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>The best day of the year.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the highlight of year year.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey day, the amount of life. I'm like itchy thinking

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<v Speaker 4>about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean everyone's got a lot of lice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically a medieval village.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of the time. Though. Harvest time is nice because

0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:02.119
<v Speaker 2>you get a good meal because that's when the food

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<v Speaker 2>comes in right and you get But like the idea

0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:06.119
<v Speaker 2>that harvest is the best day of the year because

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<v Speaker 2>you get a slightly better bed to get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>For an idea of where we've gone in a hundred years,

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<v Speaker 1>we've gone from my most exciting time of the year

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<v Speaker 1>is the hey harvest to yeah, once a year, I

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<v Speaker 1>get a new phone. Although none of these people again

0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:26.800
<v Speaker 1>have to know Twitter. So who's better off?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think like we do with phones? Any of

0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:31.240
<v Speaker 2>them were going like, you know what, I can wait

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<v Speaker 2>one more year before I have a refilled my bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll yeah, I'm going to really hold out for a

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<v Speaker 2>nextra year.

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<v Speaker 1>Nanna, I hear bed five has all this spyware on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really want to get into that. By age five,

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<v Speaker 1>Yan had proven himself an advanced student, which in his

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<v Speaker 1>world meant that he was learning to read and to

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<v Speaker 1>memorize prayers. By ten, he was a better writer than

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<v Speaker 1>his father. Although Mehel the Strong was not renowned for

0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:01.560
<v Speaker 1>his brain, he was quick enough that the town rabbi

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<v Speaker 1>recalled decades later his analytical ability and uncanny aptitude for

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<v Speaker 1>learning and retaining what he was taught. He could become

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<v Speaker 1>a rabbi. And at that time and place, if you're

0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:12.600
<v Speaker 1>saying this kid could be a rabbi, that is the

0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:16.040
<v Speaker 1>same as like today being like you could be a physicist, right, yeah,

0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:18.919
<v Speaker 1>Like that is the highest intellectual achievement for people in

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<v Speaker 1>this strata, right, kids aren't really like it's not likely

0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:23.320
<v Speaker 1>that kids are just going to go to college to

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<v Speaker 1>learn things, you know, not in this far off the

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<v Speaker 1>beaten path. So Yan grows up large. Robert Maxwell is

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<v Speaker 1>a big man. He's going to be like six foot

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<v Speaker 1>something too.

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<v Speaker 2>He loved by the way that his name at this

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<v Speaker 2>point has been changed seventy four or five times and

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<v Speaker 2>it has not gotten any closer to being Robert Maxwell.

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<v Speaker 2>This is where we know it's going to end.

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<v Speaker 3>We have at least four more name changes before we

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<v Speaker 3>get there.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, the amount of ground this guy's name

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<v Speaker 1>covers nuts he's good at soccer because again he's twice

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<v Speaker 1>the size.

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<v Speaker 3>Of everybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did look it up the local kids in

0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:04.920
<v Speaker 1>this town, when I say they, and obviously they called

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<v Speaker 1>it football.

0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:06.359
<v Speaker 3>But that's just wrong.

0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:09.320
<v Speaker 2>We know that, right, we're in North America. We use

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<v Speaker 2>our word.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we use our word. The ball that they had

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<v Speaker 3>was rags bound in Cowhid.

0:20:17.359 --> 0:20:22.359
<v Speaker 2>It's just like, look, there's nothing better than Eastern European

0:20:22.440 --> 0:20:26.879
<v Speaker 2>ball sports, Okay, right, Yeah, I really remember there was

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<v Speaker 2>a point in my life and this is a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a digression, but I do love to think

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<v Speaker 2>about this. Yeah, when the first Borat movie came out,

0:20:32.440 --> 0:20:34.920
<v Speaker 2>the people of Kazakhstan were like, this movie is really

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<v Speaker 2>mean to us. It really portrays us in an unflattering light.

0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:40.520
<v Speaker 2>We're not that backwards. And then somebody was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but don't you guys have a sport where the ball

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<v Speaker 2>is a decapitated goat's head. Yeah, but that's awesome, And

0:20:46.960 --> 0:20:49.480
<v Speaker 2>they were like, yeah, you know, yeah, no, it's true,

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<v Speaker 2>it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Like it rules.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta embrace it, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a Afghanistan has a sport like that called

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<v Speaker 1>burs kashi, and it's like the deadliest sport in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>People are like beheading each each other on horseback with

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<v Speaker 1>their fucking sticks as they go after this animal head.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to watch it.

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<v Speaker 3>Plate.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. Why are we fucking around watching arsenal when

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<v Speaker 2>we could be watching goat and ball sports? A rag

0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:16.680
<v Speaker 2>bundled with leather? Great? Yeah good?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right.

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<v Speaker 1>So the Thomas and Dylan biography, I get a couple

0:21:22.240 --> 0:21:24.359
<v Speaker 1>of different accounts of whether or not Mehl the Strong

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<v Speaker 1>was a good dad. One of the books I read

0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:29.600
<v Speaker 1>described him is like pretty gentle. This is not an

0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:32.640
<v Speaker 1>account that is repeated by Maxwell's most recent and probably

0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:36.919
<v Speaker 1>most rigorous biography, Fall by John Preston, which alleges that

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<v Speaker 1>Mehel beat his son in public on a regular basis,

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<v Speaker 1>quote often so hard that he broke the skin. On

0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:44.600
<v Speaker 1>one occasion, the young Maxwell threw up in the street,

0:21:44.920 --> 0:21:47.040
<v Speaker 1>grabbing him by the hair. His father rubbed his face

0:21:47.040 --> 0:21:50.040
<v Speaker 1>in his vomit while passers by looked on. So by

0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:52.560
<v Speaker 1>this account, at least, his dad is abusive. By again,

0:21:52.840 --> 0:21:58.440
<v Speaker 1>like nineteen twenties rural village in Czechoslovakia standards, so rough

0:21:58.520 --> 0:22:02.280
<v Speaker 1>upbringing in a lot of ways. He was born left handed,

0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:04.840
<v Speaker 1>his teachers forced him to write with his right hand,

0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:07.359
<v Speaker 1>and he was like everyone in town would yell at

0:22:07.400 --> 0:22:09.439
<v Speaker 1>him if they saw him using his left so he

0:22:09.560 --> 0:22:12.880
<v Speaker 1>just like stops being a lefty. Also very common at

0:22:12.880 --> 0:22:14.840
<v Speaker 1>the time. You can't have those left handers.

0:22:15.040 --> 0:22:17.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm a lefty and our people suffered under the

0:22:17.960 --> 0:22:21.040
<v Speaker 2>yoke of forced rightyism for a long time.

0:22:21.320 --> 0:22:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, We're finally free. Yeah, I actually did.

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<v Speaker 1>My first grade teacher tried to stop me from being

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<v Speaker 1>left handed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, in rural Oklahoma.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, Yeah, it was. This was it was honestly,

0:22:36.960 --> 0:22:38.960
<v Speaker 2>as a as a white man in America. It was

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<v Speaker 2>the first time that I ever felt myself as part

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<v Speaker 2>of a formerly persecuted by right lefties, Like I was

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<v Speaker 2>literally told the child. You know, lefties really used to

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<v Speaker 2>be treated poorly, and we've come a long way. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you to my to my ancestors.

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<v Speaker 1>To our brave left handed forefathers. Yeah, to Ned Flanders

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<v Speaker 1>with the left torreum making a place for us.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sorry that you had to deal with tricky scissors,

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<v Speaker 4>so so brave guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever you get like RFK being like, why are autism

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<v Speaker 1>rates skyrocketing? Have you looked at a graph of how

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<v Speaker 1>many more left handed people there are?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think there's something environmental there? Or we're just

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<v Speaker 1>not hitting kids for using their hand?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, it's the best argument for why is they're more

0:23:19.400 --> 0:23:21.560
<v Speaker 2>gay people and everything. I mean, people admit this argument

0:23:21.600 --> 0:23:24.040
<v Speaker 2>over and over again. But yeah, like, once you aren't

0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:26.560
<v Speaker 2>slapping people around with being something, they're a little more

0:23:26.600 --> 0:23:29.200
<v Speaker 2>willing to say that's what they are on a survey, right,

0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:31.359
<v Speaker 2>exactly pretty obvious.

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<v Speaker 1>So at eleven, the no longer left handed Yahan goes

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<v Speaker 1>to a yeshiva and because again he's he's most of

0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:41.960
<v Speaker 1>these kids are not getting sent away to Bratislava, to

0:23:42.000 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 1>the city to go to a yeshiva. He's smart enough that,

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<v Speaker 1>like the rabbi basically pulls some strengths to make sure

0:23:47.480 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 1>that he gets a chance at this. And so he's

0:23:49.680 --> 0:23:52.520
<v Speaker 1>he's kind of like in training to potentially be a rabbi,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's good, he's like really good academically, but he

0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:58.159
<v Speaker 1>hates it. He doesn't like reading rabbinical literature, and he

0:23:58.200 --> 0:24:00.919
<v Speaker 1>grows really bored with formal schooling, and he starts like

0:24:00.960 --> 0:24:04.239
<v Speaker 1>cutting rabbi school to sell jewelry on the street, like

0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:08.680
<v Speaker 1>to be like a small time like a merchant, because

0:24:08.760 --> 0:24:11.760
<v Speaker 1>this guy just has business brain, right, Like, you put

0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:13.720
<v Speaker 1>this man in any time and place and he is

0:24:13.760 --> 0:24:15.560
<v Speaker 1>going to find a hustle. That's just the kind of

0:24:15.600 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 1>man Yan is. Right, in March of nineteen thirty nine,

0:24:18.880 --> 0:24:23.000
<v Speaker 1>when he is fifteen, the Nazis invade Czechoslovakia. Now, the

0:24:23.040 --> 0:24:26.000
<v Speaker 1>fact that Yan's family is in Ruthenia winds up being

0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:29.760
<v Speaker 1>beneficial to them because when the Nazis take Czechoslovakia, Hungary

0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:32.720
<v Speaker 1>is allied with the Nazi state, and Hitler kind of

0:24:32.840 --> 0:24:37.000
<v Speaker 1>gives them this chunk of Czechoslovakia Ruthenia because Hungary had

0:24:37.000 --> 0:24:39.320
<v Speaker 1>been claiming it for it's this whole thing. It's one

0:24:39.320 --> 0:24:42.320
<v Speaker 1>of these border regions that everybody claims, right. So Hungary

0:24:42.359 --> 0:24:46.080
<v Speaker 1>winds up annexing where his family lives. And the Hungarian

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:50.080
<v Speaker 1>government is not anti Nazi, right obviously, but it is

0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:53.800
<v Speaker 1>a safer place initially to be then the Reich, you know,

0:24:54.040 --> 0:24:56.440
<v Speaker 1>like not a high bar, right, but there's a little

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:59.040
<v Speaker 1>bit of protection there for a short period of time,

0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:01.919
<v Speaker 1>and I emphasis on the short because it's not gonna last.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact that Yan's mom had given him a check

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:08.399
<v Speaker 1>name pays off because he immediately and this is one

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.280
<v Speaker 1>of the things that's interesting about this guy, he's very perceptive.

0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:13.560
<v Speaker 1>As soon as this happens, there are a lot of

0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:15.359
<v Speaker 1>people who are like kind of baring their heads in

0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:16.919
<v Speaker 1>the sand, trying to be like, I don't know how

0:25:16.960 --> 0:25:19.960
<v Speaker 1>bad it'll be. Yan immediately is like, all right, I'm

0:25:19.960 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 1>going to join the underground and start fighting the Nazis.

0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.680
<v Speaker 1>That's obviously what has to happen at this point, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So he drops out of the Yeshiva, He shaves his

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<v Speaker 1>side locks because he doesn't want to look as Jewish,

0:25:31.200 --> 0:25:34.440
<v Speaker 1>and he flees. He goes into the underground. He knows

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<v Speaker 1>he can't go back to the village where he'd been

0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:39.080
<v Speaker 1>born to stay with his family, and he later claimed

0:25:39.280 --> 0:25:41.960
<v Speaker 1>the Hungarians were taking over that part of Czechoslovakia, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said to my parents, I'm leaving because I want

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<v Speaker 1>to go and fight. They didn't want me to go,

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:47.600
<v Speaker 1>but I went anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So far this story is just kind of rips. He

0:25:50.960 --> 0:25:52.400
<v Speaker 2>sounds awesome, Yes he does.

0:25:52.440 --> 0:25:55.400
<v Speaker 1>He is awesome up to this point, right, and there's

0:25:55.440 --> 0:25:57.720
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of doubt about like did he actually

0:25:57.800 --> 0:26:00.520
<v Speaker 1>immediately try to join the resistance or did he fall

0:26:00.520 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 1>into it, because like, at a certain point you don't

0:26:02.560 --> 0:26:05.560
<v Speaker 1>have any other options. But at a he's he is

0:26:05.640 --> 0:26:08.639
<v Speaker 1>fighting the Nazis at a very early point, right. And

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:11.720
<v Speaker 1>here's what writer Robert Philpott sums up about what Maxwell

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<v Speaker 1>would later claim of his own wartime experiences. The teenager

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<v Speaker 1>joined the anti Nazi resistance, but was captured, accused of spying,

0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:21.919
<v Speaker 1>and sentenced to death. Maxwell later claimed that he had

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<v Speaker 1>managed to escape relatively easily after overpowering a one armed

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:28.480
<v Speaker 1>guard while being transported to a court appearance hiding under

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<v Speaker 1>a bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have the guard be one armed?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, there's your first mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>Two armed guards.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, guard only has one arm. You think I

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<v Speaker 2>can overpower him?

0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:42.800
<v Speaker 3>I think I could probably take this guy.

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just got to push him hiding under a bridge,

0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:50.520
<v Speaker 1>He recounted on one later retelling he was aided by

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<v Speaker 1>a Gypsy lady who freedom of his handcuffs.

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<v Speaker 3>This is that's how he phrases it. Now again.

0:26:56.680 --> 0:27:00.320
<v Speaker 1>John Preston, his biographer, lays out that large portion of

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:03.080
<v Speaker 1>this story have to have been made up after the fact,

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:06.240
<v Speaker 1>right quote. Intriguing though the story is, it does beg

0:27:06.240 --> 0:27:08.920
<v Speaker 1>a number of questions. However stretched the Hungarian prison service

0:27:08.960 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>may have been at the time, it seems odd that

0:27:10.600 --> 0:27:12.720
<v Speaker 1>they couldn't wrestle up a single two armed guard to

0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:14.720
<v Speaker 1>take him to court and early.

0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:18.960
<v Speaker 2>All right, see see we're seeing the holes as you.

0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:21.240
<v Speaker 3>See in the holes, there's a couple of them.

0:27:21.320 --> 0:27:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, little convenient to have the one armed.

0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Guard right right.

0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:27.640
<v Speaker 1>In earlier versions of the story, Maxwell didn't say anything

0:27:27.680 --> 0:27:29.720
<v Speaker 1>about hitting the guard with his manacles he claimed to

0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:32.160
<v Speaker 1>have used to stick, Nor did he say anything about

0:27:32.200 --> 0:27:35.520
<v Speaker 1>the mysterious lady who helped him. Why hadn't he thought

0:27:35.560 --> 0:27:38.359
<v Speaker 1>of her worth mentioning before? Had she simply slipped his mind?

0:27:38.560 --> 0:27:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Then there's the question of what was she doing under

0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:43.080
<v Speaker 1>the bridge in the first place. Did she live there

0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:45.640
<v Speaker 1>or just conveniently happened to be passing with the lock pick?

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<v Speaker 1>And what's weird about this is that we have a

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 1>lot of guys who lie to make themselves sound cooler.

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Yet the core of this is true. He is sentenced

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:57.480
<v Speaker 1>to death and escapes. That's cool. You don't have to

0:27:57.560 --> 0:28:00.440
<v Speaker 1>lie about like a lady under a bridge, you picking

0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 1>your locks or fighting on what. I don't get why

0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:03.160
<v Speaker 1>he does this.

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that doesn't make you sound cool. No, this makes

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:07.720
<v Speaker 2>the story sound more fake.

0:28:07.760 --> 0:28:09.280
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, more fake and racist.

0:28:09.480 --> 0:28:14.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I don't know why he does this. Again,

0:28:14.040 --> 0:28:17.400
<v Speaker 1>he will repeatedly lie about his wartime experience, and what

0:28:17.440 --> 0:28:20.200
<v Speaker 1>we can confirm is one of the coolest stories I've

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:22.879
<v Speaker 1>ever heard out of World War two. Like, it's nuts

0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:25.440
<v Speaker 1>that he like feels the need to lie about this.

0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:29.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like if Oscar Schindler added another thirty people to

0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:31.440
<v Speaker 1>the list of folks that he saved you didn't exist's like, what,

0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:37.080
<v Speaker 1>but why would you do that? Like speaking of I

0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:39.000
<v Speaker 1>don't know what I'm speaking of. Here's some fucking ads.

0:28:45.200 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 1>We're back so again, his real story is one of

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:52.440
<v Speaker 1>the most intense World War II stories I've ever heard.

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:56.080
<v Speaker 1>He's sentenced to die, he escapes the Hungarian authorities, he

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 1>goes into the underground. He spends months on the run,

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 1>being from Belgrade to Beirute to Marseillese. So he takes

0:29:03.720 --> 0:29:06.440
<v Speaker 1>like a boat to Marseille and he lands in Marseille

0:29:06.920 --> 0:29:11.160
<v Speaker 1>while Germany is invading France, and so while the Germans

0:29:11.200 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 1>are busting through the Maginot Line. He enlists in the

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 1>French Foreign Legion in an all chech unit because he's like,

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I want to fight. I want to fight

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:21.840
<v Speaker 1>right now. You guys are fighting the Nazis. I'll fucking

0:29:21.880 --> 0:29:26.000
<v Speaker 1>help now. Unfortunately, it's kind of a bad time to

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 1>join the Foreign Legion in France because the French Army

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:33.680
<v Speaker 1>is not going to last very long in France, right.

0:29:33.800 --> 0:29:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't think they didn't. They didn't win those

0:29:36.520 --> 0:29:38.480
<v Speaker 2>particular battles, did they.

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:43.440
<v Speaker 3>It not super well, those engagements don't go for them. No.

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>Now, this Czech all check unit he joins is like

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:48.600
<v Speaker 1>a lot of other Czech basically people who flee Czechoslovakia

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:51.280
<v Speaker 1>when the Nazis takeover into France and are like, yeah,

0:29:51.280 --> 0:29:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll fucking fight to liberate my country. Right, So he

0:29:54.680 --> 0:29:57.120
<v Speaker 1>joins this unit, which has like ten thousand people in it.

0:29:57.200 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 1>But by the time he's like trained up and equipped,

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:02.840
<v Speaker 1>the French are fully collapsing and he winds up routed

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:05.760
<v Speaker 1>with large portions of the French and British forces and

0:30:05.800 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 1>he is one of the guys who gets evacuated as

0:30:07.800 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 1>part of the Dunkirk landings like Robert Maxwell is there

0:30:10.760 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 1>at Dunkirk, and by the time he's there, this ten

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:15.880
<v Speaker 1>thousand man unit just has four thousand people left in it.

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 1>So like this is a chaotic and hideous time, Like

0:30:19.640 --> 0:30:23.920
<v Speaker 1>he experiences some shit right this unit. Once they get

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:26.959
<v Speaker 1>over to the United Kingdom, the unit is reformed and

0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:29.400
<v Speaker 1>retrained and the idea is that they will at one

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:32.400
<v Speaker 1>point take part in the liberation of their homeland. Now

0:30:32.440 --> 0:30:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Maxwell is still going by Yon at this point, and

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:37.600
<v Speaker 1>even though all of these guys are like fighting the

0:30:37.680 --> 0:30:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Nazis together, they're still super racist against him because they're

0:30:41.360 --> 0:30:44.280
<v Speaker 1>very anti Semitic. They're not like Nazis, but they're super

0:30:44.320 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 1>anti Semitic.

0:30:45.080 --> 0:30:49.200
<v Speaker 2>We wait, how do they know? This man is Jewish?

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:53.600
<v Speaker 2>His name is Jana Home and he cut off his things.

0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:56.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, I think he may have made the mistake,

0:30:56.440 --> 0:30:59.880
<v Speaker 1>I guess of admitting to his war comrades thinking that, like,

0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:02.320
<v Speaker 1>you're fighting the Nazis, you're probably not racist.

0:31:02.720 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 2>No bad call, yes, common mistake.

0:31:08.480 --> 0:31:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Common mistake. So he decides like, well, fuck these racist checks,

0:31:13.200 --> 0:31:15.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to join the British Army. And so he

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>actually like joins this like it's effectively.

0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:20.680
<v Speaker 3>A trash unit. In the British Army for the foreign.

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Volunteers that nobody trusts. The thing about this is like

0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:26.320
<v Speaker 1>there's a bunch of German doctors who fled the Nazis

0:31:26.320 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 1>because they are like, I'm not a Nazi. I'm going

0:31:28.760 --> 0:31:30.960
<v Speaker 1>to go to whoever will fight them, please, like i

0:31:31.000 --> 0:31:33.240
<v Speaker 1>am a German who wants to fight these people. And

0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:35.880
<v Speaker 1>the British are like, oh no, we can't trust Germans.

0:31:36.400 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 1>But they also a lot of the Germans who were

0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:40.560
<v Speaker 1>in the UK at this point, they're literally putting in

0:31:40.600 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 1>a camp, like there is a concentration camp in Germany

0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:46.320
<v Speaker 1>for or in Britain for German citizens, because that they

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 1>don't trust. But doctors are valuable, so they put them

0:31:49.360 --> 0:31:51.840
<v Speaker 1>in this unit where they're like, we'll find something for

0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 1>you to do, but we don't want to like trust you, right,

0:31:54.840 --> 0:31:57.160
<v Speaker 1>And so that's where they put Yan because as a Czech,

0:31:57.200 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 1>he's basically a German in their eyes.

0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:02.200
<v Speaker 2>And as he's a man who's read a book, he's

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 2>basically a doctor.

0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:04.719
<v Speaker 3>He's essentially a doctor.

0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Yes, And in true British fashion, they mostly have these

0:32:08.760 --> 0:32:10.840
<v Speaker 1>guys doing backbreaking manual labor.

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:12.680
<v Speaker 3>He's like busting stones.

0:32:12.280 --> 0:32:17.280
<v Speaker 1>For a while basically, but this does shockingly this experience

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 1>like convinced ns of you know what, I want to

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:23.800
<v Speaker 1>be British. That's the nationality for me. I love these people.

0:32:24.040 --> 0:32:26.080
<v Speaker 1>At least they're fighting the Nazis, right.

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 2>I like how in these early days of nationalism you

0:32:30.640 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 2>can kind of just like pick and choose and like

0:32:32.840 --> 0:32:36.280
<v Speaker 2>wander around beside your nation in a way that they

0:32:36.280 --> 0:32:38.480
<v Speaker 2>don't really what you do today. You just join armies

0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:39.760
<v Speaker 2>and like fuck.

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 3>It, I'll be British. I tried be in French. No, no, no,

0:32:42.480 --> 0:32:45.720
<v Speaker 3>the Brits are for me. Yeah.

0:32:45.760 --> 0:32:48.800
<v Speaker 1>So he learns English in six weeks, and this is

0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:51.640
<v Speaker 1>some kind of exaggeration, but he is. He does speaking

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 1>like eleven languages, so he really does have like a

0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 1>faculty for this. And he he bases his accent off

0:32:57.520 --> 0:33:00.560
<v Speaker 1>of Winston Churchill because he talks for his whole life

0:33:00.560 --> 0:33:03.880
<v Speaker 1>with a British accent that he patterns off of Winston Churchill.

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:07.720
<v Speaker 1>And he will claim I started imitating his accent before

0:33:07.760 --> 0:33:10.280
<v Speaker 1>I understood English, because I could just tell what he

0:33:10.360 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 1>was saying even when I didn't speak the language, because

0:33:12.800 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 1>of the way he said it.

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 2>What have you?

0:33:15.160 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:33:15.480 --> 0:33:19.440
<v Speaker 2>Ran into a Czech guy who talked exactly like Donald Trump,

0:33:19.920 --> 0:33:24.720
<v Speaker 2>Like that's got to exist, Like, how did people not

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:27.280
<v Speaker 2>it would be one of the most famous voices in

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 2>the country.

0:33:28.000 --> 0:33:29.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I used to know.

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I knew an Afghan guy who had been an interpreter,

0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:34.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, for the US military in Afghanistan, who had

0:33:34.120 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 1>grown up in a refugee camp in Pakistan and taught

0:33:37.520 --> 0:33:42.080
<v Speaker 1>himself English by repeatedly rewatching Rambo with subtitles, and he

0:33:42.200 --> 0:33:43.440
<v Speaker 1>sounded so cool.

0:33:43.760 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 3>He was like the coolest talking motherfucker I've ever heard.

0:33:51.960 --> 0:33:55.720
<v Speaker 1>Maxwell proved himself an excellent mimic, and most casual observers

0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:58.400
<v Speaker 1>would only have noticed his foreign origins by his use

0:33:58.440 --> 0:34:02.000
<v Speaker 1>of idiosyncratic and frankly wrong mix ups of colloquial English

0:34:02.000 --> 0:34:05.120
<v Speaker 1>phrases like you can't change toads in midstream.

0:34:07.000 --> 0:34:08.400
<v Speaker 3>I actually kind of love.

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:14.640
<v Speaker 2>You can't change toads in midstream.

0:34:14.719 --> 0:34:16.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can't try.

0:34:16.640 --> 0:34:18.799
<v Speaker 2>It, adam, I've never done it.

0:34:18.760 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Once, right, Yeah, exactly. Nobody has to go with his

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 1>new accent. Jan picked a name for it, and this

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:28.400
<v Speaker 1>proves that, like he's pretty good at languages, but he

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:31.920
<v Speaker 1>not hasn't immediately picked up everything because the the proper

0:34:31.960 --> 0:34:34.360
<v Speaker 1>British name that he picks for himself to blend in

0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:36.880
<v Speaker 1>is Ivan du Marier.

0:34:39.440 --> 0:34:40.759
<v Speaker 2>Name name number four?

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:45.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, and just like what's a British name? Ivan?

0:34:45.960 --> 0:34:46.440
<v Speaker 3>That's it?

0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:48.399
<v Speaker 4>How did he come up with this shit?

0:34:48.840 --> 0:34:50.759
<v Speaker 1>Well, he came up with the last name because his

0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:53.120
<v Speaker 1>favorite brand of cigarettes were Du Mariar's.

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:57.239
<v Speaker 2>But this is also Douglas Adam's joke about Ford Prefects,

0:34:57.400 --> 0:35:00.120
<v Speaker 2>right right, yes, naming yourself after a brand.

0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:03.759
<v Speaker 1>He literally does that. People love these cigarettes, so they'll

0:35:03.840 --> 0:35:07.399
<v Speaker 1>like me. Unfortunately, this was like the even worse than

0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:09.880
<v Speaker 1>being German, because if there's one thing that British hated

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:12.560
<v Speaker 1>more than the Germans at any point in time, it's

0:35:12.600 --> 0:35:13.760
<v Speaker 1>the French, even.

0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:14.719
<v Speaker 3>During World War Two.

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 1>So people just treat him worse because he now sounds

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:19.560
<v Speaker 1>like he's got a French name.

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:23.600
<v Speaker 4>So he's gonna change his name again.

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Scene, right, He's.

0:35:24.719 --> 0:35:27.319
<v Speaker 1>Going to change his name so many times, Sophie, we're

0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:29.640
<v Speaker 1>not even We're like sixty percent of the way through

0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:30.440
<v Speaker 1>the name changes.

0:35:30.600 --> 0:35:33.880
<v Speaker 2>So so far, this entire story is just this guy

0:35:33.920 --> 0:35:37.680
<v Speaker 2>going from country to country and doing a terrible job

0:35:37.840 --> 0:35:40.880
<v Speaker 2>of baking a different ethnicity in every place.

0:35:41.280 --> 0:35:44.319
<v Speaker 3>It's so funny. Ivan, really.

0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:49.560
<v Speaker 1>His fortunes finally changed when he began an affair with

0:35:49.600 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 1>an elderly, wealthy widower and this lady's British and she

0:35:53.280 --> 0:35:56.759
<v Speaker 1>happens to know a brigadier general and she convinces him

0:35:56.800 --> 0:35:59.759
<v Speaker 1>to do her a favor. Ivan du Marier is transferred

0:35:59.800 --> 0:36:02.040
<v Speaker 1>to a real fighting unit, so he goes from this

0:36:02.120 --> 0:36:03.480
<v Speaker 1>like unit. But we're kind of keeping the guys. We

0:36:03.520 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 1>don't trust this lady pulls some strings and it says

0:36:06.560 --> 0:36:09.520
<v Speaker 1>a lot Maxwell repeatedly. His only goal is to get

0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:11.640
<v Speaker 1>to grips, to get into hand to hand combat with

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 1>the German army. That is what he wants, right. Everything

0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:17.360
<v Speaker 1>he's doing is to orchestrate. I want to shoot Nazis.

0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, nice.

0:36:18.120 --> 0:36:20.080
<v Speaker 4>He's literally a teared t you're so right with the

0:36:20.120 --> 0:36:21.680
<v Speaker 4>Tarantino character, and.

0:36:22.040 --> 0:36:24.359
<v Speaker 1>By god, he finally does it. So he gets in.

0:36:24.440 --> 0:36:26.640
<v Speaker 1>He is close to the tip of the spear. He

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:29.440
<v Speaker 1>lands at Normandy a couple weeks after the initial landing

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:33.320
<v Speaker 1>and engages almost immediately in a hard close quarters fighting.

0:36:33.360 --> 0:36:37.000
<v Speaker 1>At Normandy, he is promoted very quickly to lance corporal

0:36:37.040 --> 0:36:39.680
<v Speaker 1>and then made sergeant in charge of a sniper unit

0:36:39.920 --> 0:36:43.000
<v Speaker 1>where he got his first experience leading in combat, and

0:36:43.040 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 1>he does very well in this and in fact, after

0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:47.680
<v Speaker 1>this first big battle that he is like leading the

0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>sniper unit in, he's recommended for an immediate battlefield promotion

0:36:51.400 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 1>to lieutenant. Now it's worth really leaning into what this

0:36:54.640 --> 0:36:58.320
<v Speaker 1>means because privates and sergeants are in CEOs and lieutenants

0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:01.799
<v Speaker 1>are officers. These are two different career tracks in the military.

0:37:02.160 --> 0:37:04.920
<v Speaker 1>You don't just jump from one to the other unless

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:08.640
<v Speaker 1>everyone else is dying and you're really good at your job,

0:37:09.000 --> 0:37:12.840
<v Speaker 1>right Like, that's why Ivan gets this promotion to lieutenant

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:15.719
<v Speaker 1>because like every all the officers are getting shot and

0:37:15.800 --> 0:37:16.160
<v Speaker 1>he's not.

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:19.239
<v Speaker 2>But this is like a very unusual level up.

0:37:19.760 --> 0:37:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, like he's very good as a soldier, right Like,

0:37:22.920 --> 0:37:25.080
<v Speaker 1>That's what this says is that he's like an excellent

0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:28.560
<v Speaker 1>fighter and an excellent combat leader. That said, his subordinates

0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't like him all the time. One of his adjutants

0:37:31.080 --> 0:37:33.400
<v Speaker 1>told a reporter in the sixties he had a smooth,

0:37:33.480 --> 0:37:36.319
<v Speaker 1>silky way about him, a big fellow, very dark, a

0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:38.880
<v Speaker 1>bit of a mystery, which just makes him sound cooler

0:37:38.920 --> 0:37:43.520
<v Speaker 1>at this point. So again, it's forty four, he's fighting

0:37:43.520 --> 0:37:46.680
<v Speaker 1>his way across France. He has no idea what's happened

0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:49.239
<v Speaker 1>to his family, right, But he's hearing the stories of

0:37:49.239 --> 0:37:52.440
<v Speaker 1>what are happening to Jews in Nazi occupied Eastern Europe, right,

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:55.600
<v Speaker 1>so he has to know like it's probably not good.

0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:59.200
<v Speaker 1>And his whole motivation is, I want to fight my

0:37:59.320 --> 0:38:02.399
<v Speaker 1>way back to my home village to rescue my family, right,

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:04.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to kill every Nazi in between me and

0:38:04.960 --> 0:38:05.800
<v Speaker 1>my mom and dad.

0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:07.279
<v Speaker 3>And as a result, he.

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:09.080
<v Speaker 1>Is filled with the kind of rage that you would

0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 1>expect from a man in this situation, so he does

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:14.120
<v Speaker 1>stuff that you're not supposed to do, like he would

0:38:14.200 --> 0:38:17.040
<v Speaker 1>rob every killed and capture German soldier of all of

0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:17.600
<v Speaker 1>their money.

0:38:17.960 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 3>You're not really again.

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Supposed to do this, But also they're Nazis, so I

0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:25.400
<v Speaker 1>don't feel that bad about this. His comrades did kind

0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:26.920
<v Speaker 1>of think he was a dick, because they noted he

0:38:27.040 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 1>kept all of the cash for himself and handed out

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:33.279
<v Speaker 1>the change to his men, So a little bit of

0:38:33.280 --> 0:38:39.799
<v Speaker 1>a dick move there. One of his first real distinguishing

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:43.279
<v Speaker 1>moments was his successful infiltration of an occupied village by

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:47.200
<v Speaker 1>dressing up as a Nazi officer. Again, you're not supposed

0:38:47.200 --> 0:38:50.200
<v Speaker 1>to dress in a enemy uniform. That's like against the

0:38:50.320 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>rules of war. But Maxwell was like, well, let me

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>get a lot closer, and so I was able to

0:38:54.960 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 1>figure out how to kill him a lot better fuck it,

0:38:57.160 --> 0:38:58.720
<v Speaker 1>and nobody punishes him for this.

0:38:58.719 --> 0:39:00.759
<v Speaker 2>This is the most Tarantinos thing yet.

0:39:01.000 --> 0:39:02.279
<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, yes.

0:39:02.760 --> 0:39:05.799
<v Speaker 1>And as a result, because this is so successful, he's

0:39:05.800 --> 0:39:08.960
<v Speaker 1>like reconnaissance. He's so good at this, the military is like, hey,

0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 1>you might have a future in like spy.

0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:17.360
<v Speaker 3>Shit, we got to give you a new name. So

0:39:17.480 --> 0:39:21.160
<v Speaker 3>they start calling him Leslie Smith. That thing could come

0:39:21.239 --> 0:39:21.480
<v Speaker 3>up with.

0:39:22.000 --> 0:39:26.560
<v Speaker 2>They start calling him Leslie Smith, Leslie Smith. This is

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 2>the British Army.

0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:30.520
<v Speaker 3>This is the British Army. He's issued in name.

0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Leslie is like a British name. From that time, you're Leslie.

0:39:36.000 --> 0:39:37.200
<v Speaker 3>Now here's a rifle.

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, I thought he's a chief. He's a chief.

0:39:44.320 --> 0:39:45.440
<v Speaker 2>His goal of being British.

0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:47.080
<v Speaker 3>He doesn't sound British.

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:50.400
<v Speaker 2>You're like, no, no, no, no, you're British now.

0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:52.600
<v Speaker 3>Leslie Leslie Smith.

0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Within days after becoming Leslie, he distinguished himself in the

0:39:57.080 --> 0:39:59.960
<v Speaker 1>brutal fighting to cross the Orne River, and his courage

0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:03.480
<v Speaker 1>was celebrated in a Canadian radio broadcast which identified him

0:40:03.520 --> 0:40:06.480
<v Speaker 1>as Leslie de Marier, a name he had never gone by.

0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:10.640
<v Speaker 1>All this confusion and Maxwell's clear ability to navigate it

0:40:10.719 --> 0:40:12.720
<v Speaker 1>marked him out to his superiors. To someone is like, again,

0:40:12.880 --> 0:40:14.960
<v Speaker 1>this guy might make a good spook. He clearly has

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:17.440
<v Speaker 1>no issue going under a bunch of different names.

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:20.480
<v Speaker 2>This guy has. This guy has hundreds of names, and

0:40:20.520 --> 0:40:24.279
<v Speaker 2>it's everyone's confused all the time. Yes, but he's navigating

0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:25.040
<v Speaker 2>it with a plum.

0:40:25.440 --> 0:40:27.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, make him a spy and I think I think

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:30.320
<v Speaker 3>it's time for another one. Yeah.

0:40:30.440 --> 0:40:32.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they do give him another one at this point.

0:40:32.880 --> 0:40:36.200
<v Speaker 1>So he has issued a new name, Private Jones, and

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:39.239
<v Speaker 1>he's sent to Paris. Has just been recaptured, and the

0:40:39.280 --> 0:40:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Allies are worried that there might be a Communist uprising

0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:45.600
<v Speaker 1>in Paris after beating the Nazis out of it, so

0:40:45.640 --> 0:40:48.040
<v Speaker 1>they send him there and he's like he sometimes he'll

0:40:48.120 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 1>dresses a British officer, sometimes he dresses a French. He's

0:40:51.520 --> 0:40:54.520
<v Speaker 1>wearing all these different uniforms and fake identities to try

0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:57.319
<v Speaker 1>to like figure out if there's an uprising planned, and

0:40:57.400 --> 0:41:02.040
<v Speaker 1>like there wasn't. Nothing really happens here, but he seems

0:41:02.040 --> 0:41:03.919
<v Speaker 1>to have had a lot of fun. Basically, he's getting

0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 1>to like play dress up and get drunk in Paris

0:41:06.280 --> 0:41:08.400
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of like his war experiences, which is

0:41:08.400 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 1>a nice.

0:41:08.719 --> 0:41:10.959
<v Speaker 4>Little break, and he finally has a cool name.

0:41:11.200 --> 0:41:13.800
<v Speaker 3>And he's finally got a cool name, Private Jones.

0:41:14.120 --> 0:41:14.759
<v Speaker 2>I love that.

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 1>Near the end of nineteen forty four, he is commissioned

0:41:18.560 --> 0:41:21.800
<v Speaker 1>as an officer officially, and since he's now an officer

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:24.920
<v Speaker 1>and a gentleman in a prestigious regiment, he decides to

0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:27.640
<v Speaker 1>pick what will be his final name for himself.

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:30.560
<v Speaker 3>What's about you got a Private Jones?

0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Private?

0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:33.600
<v Speaker 1>He gets rid of Private Jones because a friend of

0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:36.080
<v Speaker 1>his who's a Scottish officer, is like, you should call

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:39.400
<v Speaker 1>yourself Robert Maxwell. And that's the name he picks is

0:41:39.480 --> 0:41:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Robert Maxwell. Wow.

0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:44.280
<v Speaker 2>How many total names did he go through on the way?

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:47.760
<v Speaker 3>It's like ten, right, Like, get so many fucking names?

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 2>You just went through four in the last ninety seconds.

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so many names that after he changes his

0:41:53.920 --> 0:41:56.600
<v Speaker 1>name to Robert Maxwell, his banker sends him an angry

0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:59.359
<v Speaker 1>letter being like, if you change your name one more

0:41:59.440 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking we're dropping you like this, this had better be

0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:04.200
<v Speaker 1>your last name.

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I think that's valid, oh man, but we are this.

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:12.000
<v Speaker 1>He has finally landed on his ultimate name, so you

0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:13.279
<v Speaker 1>know that's that's good for him?

0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Is this is Is this his Wikipedia name? Because that's

0:42:16.160 --> 0:42:17.719
<v Speaker 2>your most important name that you have.

0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:19.560
<v Speaker 3>Yes, this is his Wikipedia name?

0:42:19.960 --> 0:42:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Kay?

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:21.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh speaking of Wikipedia, I'm not really speaking of Wikipedia.

0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:34.800
<v Speaker 3>Go buy something, here's ads. We're back.

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:38.359
<v Speaker 1>So while Bobby Max is in which is what I'm

0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:41.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna call him, is in Paris, he meets this French lady,

0:42:41.320 --> 0:42:45.720
<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth Minard, and she goes by Betty. I think because

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:47.440
<v Speaker 1>she's gonna wind up living in the UK and that

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:49.520
<v Speaker 1>just works better for everybody.

0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:51.640
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say, I thought it was because you

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:53.440
<v Speaker 4>were going to say that she heard he likes people

0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 4>with different name changes.

0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:57.319
<v Speaker 3>He likes people to change their names. Really into it.

0:42:57.440 --> 0:42:59.360
<v Speaker 3>She's like, She's like, yeah, I like what you like.

0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:01.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm Betty Hi.

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:05.440
<v Speaker 1>She describes herself as almost passing out when she sees

0:43:05.480 --> 0:43:07.840
<v Speaker 1>how hot he is. That is something everyone of He

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:10.960
<v Speaker 1>He is described a little later than this by like

0:43:11.040 --> 0:43:15.160
<v Speaker 1>the Check Secret Service as looking like a handsomer Clark Gable,

0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Like that's that's how good looking this man is. Oh yeah, No,

0:43:20.960 --> 0:43:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Betty is like I almost passed out when I saw

0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:25.560
<v Speaker 1>him for the first time he was so fucking hot.

0:43:26.280 --> 0:43:30.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. This is just like he's like a character

0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:33.719
<v Speaker 2>from like a self insert character from a novel where

0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:37.319
<v Speaker 2>it's just he's the he's so tall and handsome, and

0:43:37.360 --> 0:43:39.759
<v Speaker 2>everyone loves him when they see him, and they're con

0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 2>giving him promotions and new names. You know. It's like

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:47.520
<v Speaker 2>I just read the Book of the New Sun last year.

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:50.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like that character like just describing how awesome he is.

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:52.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:55.719
<v Speaker 4>I just looked him up and I have questions.

0:43:55.480 --> 0:43:58.960
<v Speaker 1>He does not grow into like him as a mature

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:02.040
<v Speaker 1>adult is not a particularly handsome man. But this is

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 1>what Betty says, like she writes a book and she

0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:06.320
<v Speaker 1>describes him as this hot and again the check Secret

0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:09.239
<v Speaker 1>Service says he looks like Clark Gable And why would

0:44:09.280 --> 0:44:10.040
<v Speaker 1>they lie about it?

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:12.200
<v Speaker 3>Right, Like they don't have a vested interest in making

0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:13.240
<v Speaker 3>this guy sound hot.

0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:17.600
<v Speaker 1>He gets just enough time off while waiting to continue

0:44:17.600 --> 0:44:20.640
<v Speaker 1>fighting the nazis that he's able to court Betty and

0:44:20.680 --> 0:44:23.680
<v Speaker 1>propose to her. And during this proposal process, he makes

0:44:23.719 --> 0:44:26.439
<v Speaker 1>the kind of bold and impossible promises that men make

0:44:26.480 --> 0:44:29.239
<v Speaker 1>to women in such times. In this case, the promise is,

0:44:29.400 --> 0:44:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to win a Military Cross, right, basically that's

0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:34.279
<v Speaker 1>the British Medal of Honor, and he's like, I'm going

0:44:34.320 --> 0:44:36.759
<v Speaker 1>to win one of these for you, Betty, right, and

0:44:36.840 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 1>then when I get out of the army, I'm going

0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 1>to get rich and I'm going to become the Prime

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 1>Minister and we're going to be happy forever. And he

0:44:43.080 --> 0:44:45.719
<v Speaker 1>does not fulfill all of these promises, but he does

0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:49.320
<v Speaker 1>fulfill the first like half of them. So like immediately

0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:51.800
<v Speaker 1>after promising Betty he's going to go win a military

0:44:51.840 --> 0:44:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Cross for her, Like, he just goes and does that

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:59.160
<v Speaker 1>within weeks, actually within days of them getting married. In

0:44:59.280 --> 0:45:02.600
<v Speaker 1>nineteen forty five, he wins the Military Cross for heroism

0:45:02.640 --> 0:45:04.960
<v Speaker 1>in the face of the enemy. And the actual story

0:45:05.000 --> 0:45:08.279
<v Speaker 1>is fucking nuts. So on January twenty ninth, nineteen forty five,

0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>his battalion captures a town called Parlow, but they get

0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 1>counterattacked by Germans and rubber boats who had crossed this

0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:16.880
<v Speaker 1>river in the middle of the night, and the Germans

0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:19.880
<v Speaker 1>assault the houses that Maxwell and his unit are billeted in,

0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 1>and so just in the middle of the night, suddenly

0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:24.799
<v Speaker 1>there's Germans throwing grenades into the rooms that they're in

0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:27.040
<v Speaker 1>and just emptying their machine guns into these houses at

0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:30.200
<v Speaker 1>random at close quarters. It is like the most chaotic

0:45:30.280 --> 0:45:34.480
<v Speaker 1>and disorienting combat situation that it's possible to be in. Right,

0:45:34.760 --> 0:45:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Like you talk to anyone who has been in heavy combat,

0:45:37.239 --> 0:45:40.760
<v Speaker 1>being surprised in a night attack like in urban fighting

0:45:40.920 --> 0:45:43.960
<v Speaker 1>is like, it's just the worst situation you can be in.

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:47.400
<v Speaker 1>So that the Nazis occupy a bunch of these buildings

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:51.240
<v Speaker 1>in this town, and Maxwell's commanding officer, Major DJ Watson,

0:45:51.480 --> 0:45:55.080
<v Speaker 1>orders a counter attack, and Watson and his men, as

0:45:55.120 --> 0:45:57.640
<v Speaker 1>soon as they try to counterattack to retake these buildings

0:45:57.680 --> 0:46:00.120
<v Speaker 1>get shot the fuck up and they have to pull

0:46:00.160 --> 0:46:03.359
<v Speaker 1>back and withdraw. And I'm going to quote from John

0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:07.719
<v Speaker 1>Preston's book Fall Here describing what happens next. Withdrawing his men,

0:46:07.960 --> 0:46:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Watson witnessed a remarkable sight. As he wrote in his

0:46:10.800 --> 0:46:14.560
<v Speaker 1>official account, mister Maxwell, also a platoon commander, sallied out

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:17.680
<v Speaker 1>of the darkness. Maxwell had repeatedly asked to be allowed

0:46:17.719 --> 0:46:20.480
<v Speaker 1>to lead another attempt on the houses. At first, Watson

0:46:20.480 --> 0:46:22.600
<v Speaker 1>had refused his entreaties, but when it became clear that

0:46:22.640 --> 0:46:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the men inside were sure to be killed unless there

0:46:25.000 --> 0:46:27.840
<v Speaker 1>was another rescue attempt, he changed his mind. The officer.

0:46:27.920 --> 0:46:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Maxwell then led two of his sections across bullets, swept

0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:34.520
<v Speaker 1>ground with great dash and determination, and succeeded in contacting

0:46:34.520 --> 0:46:36.839
<v Speaker 1>the platoon who had been holding out in some buildings.

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Showing no regard for his own safety, he led his

0:46:39.080 --> 0:46:41.359
<v Speaker 1>sections in the difficult job of clearing the enemy out

0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:44.320
<v Speaker 1>of the buildings, inflicting many casualties on them and causing

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:45.440
<v Speaker 1>the remainder to withdraw.

0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

0:46:46.480 --> 0:46:49.040
<v Speaker 1>And the fact that Maxwell lives through this is like

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:51.880
<v Speaker 1>a fucking mus So. When they get to this surrounded

0:46:51.920 --> 0:46:56.400
<v Speaker 1>British platoon, he thinks that they're Germans, that like the

0:46:56.400 --> 0:46:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Brits in this building are Germans, because again it's super chaotic,

0:46:59.200 --> 0:47:01.919
<v Speaker 1>and so he shouts upstairs in German like come down

0:47:01.960 --> 0:47:04.800
<v Speaker 1>and surrender, and the British soldiers upstairs hear a German

0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:08.600
<v Speaker 1>shouting and start shooting. They go yes, you fucker, and

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:12.640
<v Speaker 1>open fire and they miss him by inches. Cannot exaggerate

0:47:12.680 --> 0:47:15.560
<v Speaker 1>how dangerous this is. But what is funny is that

0:47:15.600 --> 0:47:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Maxwell feels the need to exaggerate this. And again, you

0:47:19.480 --> 0:47:22.960
<v Speaker 1>don't need to lie about this story. There's documentation from

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:25.160
<v Speaker 1>your CEO of what you did. You win a medal

0:47:25.200 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 1>for it, but he would later lie and claim that

0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:30.680
<v Speaker 1>his commanding officer had ordered him not to attack and

0:47:30.719 --> 0:47:34.560
<v Speaker 1>threatened to court martial him, which is just like not true.

0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Like his CEO nominates him for the award. Did He's

0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:41.160
<v Speaker 1>not saying like, I'm gonna punish you for doing this,

0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:44.160
<v Speaker 1>but Maxwell just decides later. Now the story doesn't pop

0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:46.439
<v Speaker 1>without the court martial line. I gotta throw that in there.

0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't even though nobody wanted me to do it. Yeah,

0:47:50.200 --> 0:47:52.319
<v Speaker 2>they wanted me to do it so little that they

0:47:52.400 --> 0:47:54.759
<v Speaker 2>gave me an award for doing it right.

0:47:55.440 --> 0:47:59.600
<v Speaker 1>And again, you heroically rescued an entire platoon by like

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:03.040
<v Speaker 1>fighting Nazis and close quarters hand to hand combat. You

0:48:03.080 --> 0:48:05.920
<v Speaker 1>don't need to pretend like, yeah, that's awesome.

0:48:06.680 --> 0:48:09.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just take that win man, take.

0:48:09.120 --> 0:48:10.720
<v Speaker 3>The w Yeah.

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:12.719
<v Speaker 1>So I'd said earlier he and Betty were already married.

0:48:12.760 --> 0:48:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Sorry that was incorrect. They were engaged at this point

0:48:14.920 --> 0:48:17.319
<v Speaker 1>when he wins this award. So he comes back, He

0:48:17.320 --> 0:48:18.839
<v Speaker 1>gets a week or two of leave, and they get

0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:21.720
<v Speaker 1>married in March of nineteen forty five, and he writes

0:48:21.719 --> 0:48:24.759
<v Speaker 1>her a letter laying out his expectations for the relationship.

0:48:25.400 --> 0:48:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Don't nag don't criticize unduly, give honest appreciation, pay little attentions,

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:33.800
<v Speaker 1>be courteous. Have the utmost confidence in yourself and in

0:48:33.880 --> 0:48:40.160
<v Speaker 1>your partner. You know he's a fortyes guy, sure, not

0:48:40.440 --> 0:48:41.160
<v Speaker 1>super weird.

0:48:41.480 --> 0:48:42.400
<v Speaker 4>Don't nag.

0:48:43.000 --> 0:48:44.759
<v Speaker 3>Don't nag Number one.

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:48.080
<v Speaker 2>The end is nice. Have the utmost confidence. That's good.

0:48:48.200 --> 0:48:51.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that part's nice. Yeah. Have confidence in yourself, confident.

0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:53.799
<v Speaker 3>Don't nag me, but don't fucking nag me.

0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't use any of my fifteen old names.

0:48:56.800 --> 0:48:58.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:48:59.080 --> 0:49:04.360
<v Speaker 1>So the month and this again. Within days of marrying Betty,

0:49:04.640 --> 0:49:07.239
<v Speaker 1>he gets the knowledge that his mom and sister were

0:49:07.280 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 1>executed by the Nazis as hostages.

0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:11.200
<v Speaker 3>Right Jesus.

0:49:11.200 --> 0:49:13.680
<v Speaker 1>And he finds out later they die at Auschwitz, right like,

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:16.080
<v Speaker 1>that's what happens to most of his family. Most of

0:49:16.080 --> 0:49:19.120
<v Speaker 1>his family is incinerated at Auschwitz, like nearly his entire

0:49:19.200 --> 0:49:22.239
<v Speaker 1>immediate and extended family. But he knows about his mom

0:49:22.239 --> 0:49:25.000
<v Speaker 1>and sister at this point in the spring of nineteen

0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:28.000
<v Speaker 1>forty five, and again, his animating goal as a soldier

0:49:28.000 --> 0:49:29.759
<v Speaker 1>this whole war had been to fight his way back

0:49:29.800 --> 0:49:32.480
<v Speaker 1>to his hometown and save his family, and the sudden

0:49:32.560 --> 0:49:35.400
<v Speaker 1>knowledge that he had failed irrevocably in this goal, obviously,

0:49:35.480 --> 0:49:38.439
<v Speaker 1>through no fault of his own, broke something inside of him.

0:49:38.760 --> 0:49:41.440
<v Speaker 1>In her own memoir, his wife Betty later wrote, he

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:43.719
<v Speaker 1>was convinced that had he stayed home, he could have

0:49:43.760 --> 0:49:46.680
<v Speaker 1>saved the life of his parents and younger siblings. Nothing

0:49:46.719 --> 0:49:49.040
<v Speaker 1>he achieved in life wouldever compensate for what he had

0:49:49.040 --> 0:49:51.760
<v Speaker 1>not been able to accomplish the rescue of his family,

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:54.600
<v Speaker 1>which is like the tragic He's going to turn into

0:49:54.600 --> 0:49:57.640
<v Speaker 1>a real piece of shit, obviously, but like, yeah, to

0:49:57.719 --> 0:50:01.200
<v Speaker 1>have that hanging over you, and again you literally couldn't

0:50:01.239 --> 0:50:03.080
<v Speaker 1>have done more to try to save.

0:50:02.920 --> 0:50:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Them, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:08.719
<v Speaker 1>So, in addition to his mom and sister, his father, grandfather,

0:50:08.840 --> 0:50:11.279
<v Speaker 1>and all but two of his remaining seven siblings are

0:50:11.280 --> 0:50:17.160
<v Speaker 1>massacred at Auschwitz. Maxwell had always been aggressive towards the enemy, right,

0:50:17.200 --> 0:50:20.239
<v Speaker 1>This is a guy who does not fear being shot.

0:50:20.440 --> 0:50:23.560
<v Speaker 1>But in the wake of this he steps things up

0:50:23.880 --> 0:50:26.399
<v Speaker 1>again to like a Tarantino level and to a war

0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:29.239
<v Speaker 1>crimes level. A week after his wedding, he's back in

0:50:29.320 --> 0:50:32.359
<v Speaker 1>action during an attack on two German villages, and in

0:50:32.400 --> 0:50:38.680
<v Speaker 1>this attack, Lieutenant Maxwell alone, acting alone, kills fifteen ss

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:42.360
<v Speaker 1>men and takes fourteen prisoners. In other words, he single

0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:45.600
<v Speaker 1>handedly kills or captures an entire platoon of the German

0:50:45.680 --> 0:50:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Army's best Wow, it's fucking nuts.

0:50:48.320 --> 0:50:51.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how do you do that?

0:50:51.360 --> 0:50:53.799
<v Speaker 1>I believe it's this one of these situations where he

0:50:53.840 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 1>gets them at a bad angle and.

0:50:55.040 --> 0:50:56.040
<v Speaker 3>He's got a machine gun.

0:50:56.560 --> 0:50:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, Now there are some allegations that maybe they

0:50:59.640 --> 0:51:02.879
<v Speaker 1>were sodering and he massacres them. That's unclear, but he

0:51:02.920 --> 0:51:06.719
<v Speaker 1>does do that later in this instance. I think it's

0:51:06.760 --> 0:51:11.120
<v Speaker 1>kind of unclear what actually happened. But he increasingly starts

0:51:11.400 --> 0:51:14.719
<v Speaker 1>killing prisoners, right like, in addition to killing guys in

0:51:14.760 --> 0:51:17.440
<v Speaker 1>the heat of combat. And he actually writes about this

0:51:17.480 --> 0:51:20.400
<v Speaker 1>in a letter to his wife, as you can well imagine,

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:22.759
<v Speaker 1>I am not taking any prisoners, and whatever home my

0:51:22.880 --> 0:51:25.680
<v Speaker 1>men occupy before I leave it, I order it destroyed.

0:51:26.520 --> 0:51:29.480
<v Speaker 1>And those are both war crimes. You're not supposed to

0:51:29.560 --> 0:51:32.960
<v Speaker 1>do either of those things. And in the days and

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:35.200
<v Speaker 1>weeks that follow that letter, Maxwell.

0:51:34.800 --> 0:51:35.960
<v Speaker 3>Is as good as his word.

0:51:36.080 --> 0:51:38.239
<v Speaker 1>This quote from an article in The Independent describes an

0:51:38.239 --> 0:51:41.920
<v Speaker 1>incident that occurred two weeks after his wedding. His platoon

0:51:41.960 --> 0:51:44.440
<v Speaker 1>was involved in mopping up resistance from the German defenders.

0:51:44.520 --> 0:51:47.040
<v Speaker 1>On a second of April, Maxwell ordered his men to

0:51:47.120 --> 0:51:49.800
<v Speaker 1>fire mortars at a German village. He wrote to Betty.

0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:51.600
<v Speaker 1>A few minutes later, I saw them running out of

0:51:51.600 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 1>the houses and we started firing at each other. I

0:51:53.719 --> 0:51:55.600
<v Speaker 1>got two of them, and I ordered the mortars to

0:51:55.640 --> 0:51:57.880
<v Speaker 1>shell the village for a few minutes. It proved a

0:51:57.960 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 1>very effective tactic that led to the surrender the remaining

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:03.200
<v Speaker 1>Germans and inspired Maxwell to try it once more as

0:52:03.200 --> 0:52:05.719
<v Speaker 1>he moved towards a nearby town. So I sent one

0:52:05.719 --> 0:52:07.560
<v Speaker 1>of the Germans to fetch the mayor of the town.

0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:09.759
<v Speaker 1>He told his wife. In half an hour's time, he

0:52:09.840 --> 0:52:11.120
<v Speaker 1>turned up and I told him he had to go

0:52:11.160 --> 0:52:13.720
<v Speaker 1>tell the Germans to surrender and hang the white flag,

0:52:13.760 --> 0:52:16.480
<v Speaker 1>otherwise the town will be destroyed. One hour later he

0:52:16.520 --> 0:52:18.480
<v Speaker 1>came back saying that the soldiers will surrender and the

0:52:18.480 --> 0:52:20.880
<v Speaker 1>white flag was put up. So we marched off. But

0:52:20.960 --> 0:52:22.919
<v Speaker 1>as soon as we marched off, a German tank open

0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:25.440
<v Speaker 1>fire on us. Luckily he missed, so I shot the

0:52:25.480 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 1>mayor and withdrew and like because this tank fires at him,

0:52:28.880 --> 0:52:31.040
<v Speaker 1>he blows the mayor's brains out, and that is again

0:52:31.320 --> 0:52:34.600
<v Speaker 1>a war crime. This is an unarmed civilian who was

0:52:34.640 --> 0:52:36.240
<v Speaker 1>not in any position to be giving.

0:52:36.120 --> 0:52:36.919
<v Speaker 3>Orders to that tank.

0:52:37.480 --> 0:52:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:38.160 --> 0:52:41.040
<v Speaker 1>One of Maxwell's comrades would later claim that he executed

0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:43.600
<v Speaker 1>multiple German civilians. That he doesn't just shoot the mayor,

0:52:43.760 --> 0:52:47.240
<v Speaker 1>he starts shooting several civilians when this tank fires at them,

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:51.560
<v Speaker 1>and Maxwell himself would both brag and express regret at

0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:54.640
<v Speaker 1>committing several war crimes later in his life. In one

0:52:54.640 --> 0:52:57.360
<v Speaker 1>interview with journalist Mark Maloy, he discussed an assault on

0:52:57.400 --> 0:53:00.439
<v Speaker 1>a fortified farmhouse. I got up close to the farm

0:53:00.520 --> 0:53:02.920
<v Speaker 1>door and shouted in German, come out with your hands up.

0:53:02.960 --> 0:53:05.680
<v Speaker 1>You're completely surrounded. They came out, and I shot them

0:53:05.719 --> 0:53:08.239
<v Speaker 1>all with my submachine gun. I thought my boys would

0:53:08.239 --> 0:53:10.680
<v Speaker 1>be pleased, but all they said was that's not fair, sir.

0:53:10.840 --> 0:53:14.759
<v Speaker 1>Those lads had surrendered. Maxwell expressed incomprehension to Maloy over

0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:17.960
<v Speaker 1>the reaction of his comrades. Can you understand such an attitude?

0:53:18.960 --> 0:53:24.279
<v Speaker 1>And wow, like, yeah, war crimes are bad. I understand though,

0:53:24.320 --> 0:53:26.840
<v Speaker 1>the discrepancy of like these guys who they don't like

0:53:26.880 --> 0:53:30.000
<v Speaker 1>the Nazis. They're fighting them, but they didn't suffer from

0:53:30.080 --> 0:53:32.640
<v Speaker 1>them right outside of that fighting, and so they're like

0:53:32.680 --> 0:53:37.160
<v Speaker 1>they surrendered there's rules. Maxwell's like, they're Nazis, there's no rules.

0:53:37.280 --> 0:53:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Why wouldn't I kill every one of them?

0:53:39.320 --> 0:53:41.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, his whole family has been murdered, right, you

0:53:41.480 --> 0:53:45.479
<v Speaker 2>can understand the psychology, they'll get it, yes, yeah, how many?

0:53:45.480 --> 0:53:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask? How many languages does this man speak?

0:53:48.160 --> 0:53:50.480
<v Speaker 2>By the way, he grew up speaking Hebrew Yiddish.

0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:52.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he grew up speaking Hebrew Yiddish, and I assume

0:53:52.680 --> 0:53:55.319
<v Speaker 3>he would have learned Czech. He also grows up.

0:53:55.360 --> 0:53:58.040
<v Speaker 1>He speaks German by this point, and he probably grew

0:53:58.080 --> 0:54:00.479
<v Speaker 1>up speaking it, and he speaks English, right, I believe

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 1>he also speaks French at this point.

0:54:02.560 --> 0:54:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Incredible, quite a polyglot.

0:54:04.960 --> 0:54:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And there's there's a couple of different So in

0:54:07.200 --> 0:54:09.760
<v Speaker 1>that one with Malloy, he's obviously like can you imagine

0:54:09.800 --> 0:54:12.319
<v Speaker 1>being angry at killing Nazis? But there's another moment. His

0:54:12.400 --> 0:54:14.439
<v Speaker 1>sons will talk about where they're watching, like a World

0:54:14.440 --> 0:54:16.880
<v Speaker 1>War two movie, and he comes in and he like sees,

0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:20.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, these young German soldiers on the screen, and

0:54:20.360 --> 0:54:22.759
<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh, you know when I was, when I

0:54:22.840 --> 0:54:25.080
<v Speaker 1>was a young man, I killed boys as old as

0:54:25.120 --> 0:54:28.360
<v Speaker 1>you my sons are today, And like I feel haunted

0:54:28.360 --> 0:54:30.600
<v Speaker 1>by it. I wish I hadn't killed so many of

0:54:30.640 --> 0:54:33.719
<v Speaker 1>them right when I didn't have to. Wow, So I

0:54:33.760 --> 0:54:36.480
<v Speaker 1>don't see it as that is really inconsistent, right that, Like,

0:54:36.680 --> 0:54:40.280
<v Speaker 1>he feels differently about all these massacres as he gets older.

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:43.680
<v Speaker 1>That said, he commits a lot of war crimes, but

0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:45.800
<v Speaker 1>he's not punished for them, right, No, one's really inclined

0:54:45.920 --> 0:54:47.960
<v Speaker 1>to punish a kid whose family is wiped out in

0:54:48.000 --> 0:54:51.719
<v Speaker 1>the Holocaust for again, mostly massacring the SS, although he

0:54:51.760 --> 0:54:56.920
<v Speaker 1>does kill some civilians too, which isn't good. But yeah,

0:54:57.040 --> 0:54:59.760
<v Speaker 1>very you get it, right, Like.

0:55:00.320 --> 0:55:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, he's not coming off like a you know, bloodthirsty,

0:55:05.320 --> 0:55:07.640
<v Speaker 2>you know guy who joined the army because he just

0:55:07.680 --> 0:55:11.440
<v Speaker 2>wanted to murder people. He's blinded by grief and rage

0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:14.560
<v Speaker 2>and right, and it's war and people go nuts, like, yes,

0:55:14.840 --> 0:55:15.839
<v Speaker 2>that's how he's coming off.

0:55:15.960 --> 0:55:17.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's coming off is like he wants to save

0:55:17.960 --> 0:55:20.120
<v Speaker 1>his family, he finds out he can't, and he just

0:55:20.160 --> 0:55:23.600
<v Speaker 1>starts killing them in response. He sees his responsible and like, yeah, bro,

0:55:23.920 --> 0:55:26.879
<v Speaker 1>like I get it, you know, hard to blame him

0:55:26.920 --> 0:55:31.239
<v Speaker 1>for all of this, although again, definitely war crimes. So

0:55:31.280 --> 0:55:34.200
<v Speaker 1>the war ends and his military career continues to blossom.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen forty six, he is twenty three years old

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<v Speaker 1>and stationed, impartitioned and occupied Berlin, working as an intelligence officer,

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<v Speaker 1>and he proves to have an immediate faculty for the

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<v Speaker 1>skills required in that role. He's an exceptional liar. He

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<v Speaker 1>speaks basically every language, and he's not really scared of anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's here that he would make the connections that

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<v Speaker 1>would turn him from the Quentin Tarantino character. He's been

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<v Speaker 1>this episode to the father of one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>abusive industries in the world today. That's all coming in

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<v Speaker 1>part two. Adam, how we feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling great so far? I love this guy. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard not to like him.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand why your show's uh called behind the Bastard.

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<v Speaker 2>So far, all he's done is uh go on a

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<v Speaker 2>Nazi killing spree, which we just discussed the ambiguous morals

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<v Speaker 2>of how you know. So, I'm a little confused about

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<v Speaker 2>the format of the show, but I guess I'll find

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<v Speaker 2>on the next part.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is, it is. This is a real whiplash episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that we've ever had one for the

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<v Speaker 1>whole first episode. It's like this guy fucking owns you're

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<v Speaker 1>on like a Nazi death quest through Europe. Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>fucking sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean he again, he feels like the hero

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<v Speaker 2>of like a pulp novel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I have expected to be attacked by

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<v Speaker 2>a dinosaur and wrestle in a submission. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess if you if you want to imagine it,

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<v Speaker 1>you can. You can see this Part two is like

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<v Speaker 1>right after Inglorious Bastards ends, you know, they're carving a

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<v Speaker 1>swastika in that guy's forehead and then like Brad Pitt

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<v Speaker 1>goes and gets a job in finance and destroys the world.

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<v Speaker 1>A good story I think we need.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I want more sequels that are that. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to see the people turn into bad people or disappoint

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<v Speaker 2>or not you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, John McClain grows up in campaigns against the rights

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<v Speaker 1>of incarcerated people to have access to library race or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that after Diehard exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>And I want to see the sequel to the rom

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<v Speaker 2>com where the people fall in love and then they

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<v Speaker 2>get married, and then I want the sequel to them

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<v Speaker 2>ten years later, not fucking each other and being resentful

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<v Speaker 2>and cheating on each other, like that's God. Yeah, show us,

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<v Speaker 2>show us real people breaking down.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, The Star Wars reboot should have been Luke Skywalker

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<v Speaker 1>turning into like an anti Ewok rights activist. Just all right, Adam,

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<v Speaker 1>Where can people find you?

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<v Speaker 2>People can find me? I do a podcast called Factually.

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<v Speaker 2>I also have a YouTube channel where that podcast is,

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<v Speaker 2>and I do monologues and things like that about the

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<v Speaker 2>horrible state of the world. And I have a stand

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<v Speaker 2>up special called Unmedicated. This out on Dropouts on the

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<v Speaker 2>TV platform drop Out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hell yeah, I drop I'll love drop Out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, check out Adam everywhere you can find them.

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<v Speaker 1>Check out drop Out also to see Adam and just

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<v Speaker 1>separately because it's great, And check out Fighting Nazis, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>because there's a lot of that that needs doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, the episode's done.

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