1
00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,840
Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

2
00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:15,760
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, evildoer, evil doer, It's time to pay the piper.

3
00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:22,160
Speaker 2: My name is Pete Eakins and this is Dion. Correct, Yeah,

4
00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:22,560
Speaker 2: this is the.

5
00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,200
Speaker 1: Are you cute?

6
00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:32,879
Speaker 2: What it's time to pay the piper? No, you do

7
00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:35,360
Speaker 2: not know me, but you've rolled through the stop sign

8
00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:39,199
Speaker 2: outside of my house about seventeen times this month, and

9
00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,000
Speaker 2: it's time to pay the piper. And the piper's calling,

10
00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,279
Speaker 2: and that would be me. I'm talking about me when

11
00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,080
Speaker 2: I describe the piper by the way that I'm talking

12
00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:46,440
Speaker 2: about me.

13
00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,280
Speaker 1: Wait, what you call yourself pier?

14
00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:53,240
Speaker 2: It's a figure of speech.

15
00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,319
Speaker 1: What are No?

16
00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,480
Speaker 2: I am not the police. Let me describe it for

17
00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,280
Speaker 2: you talking about a stop sign for do you or

18
00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:06,280
Speaker 2: do you not? Blow through the stop sign at intersection

19
00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,600
Speaker 2: every morning at about seven forty five?

20
00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,920
Speaker 1: Well, well, first of all, I don't blow through it,

21
00:01:12,200 --> 00:01:13,919
Speaker 1: but I don't come to a comp I mean, I'm

22
00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:15,039
Speaker 1: not gonna lie to you. I don't come to a

23
00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,240
Speaker 1: complete stop. There's no one ever.

24
00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:18,200
Speaker 2: They let the record show that he's admitted to it.

25
00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:21,399
Speaker 2: Let the record show. Let the records show that Dion

26
00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,840
Speaker 2: has admitted to blowing through this stop sign at intersection

27
00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,240
Speaker 2: every single morning. It's seven forty five, and that's why

28
00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:27,920
Speaker 2: I'm on the phone.

29
00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:30,639
Speaker 1: You Let the record show when is this court?

30
00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,560
Speaker 2: I'm issuing a citizen's.

31
00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:38,160
Speaker 1: Arrest, A citizens arrest via the phone? What kind of

32
00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:42,200
Speaker 1: moron are you? I can't arrest someone through the phone.

33
00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,480
Speaker 2: I tried to chase you down the other day, but

34
00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,000
Speaker 2: you are going a little too fast for me, and

35
00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,240
Speaker 2: I will not speed because I like to obey the

36
00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,200
Speaker 2: law unlike you. So I'm calling you to let you

37
00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:50,920
Speaker 2: know that I will.

38
00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,520
Speaker 1: Be There's no such thing as a citizen's arrest or

39
00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,760
Speaker 1: a stop sign. Let's the record, television shows watch.

40
00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,000
Speaker 2: Let the record show that Dion is resisting citizens arend

41
00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:01,760
Speaker 2: right now? Do you want to keep persisting?

42
00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:05,520
Speaker 1: It is no rest. We're on the phone, dumm, I'm

43
00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:06,400
Speaker 1: on the phone.

44
00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,280
Speaker 2: I will be by your house later this evening to

45
00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,600
Speaker 2: pick you up and take you down to the precinct.

46
00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:15,880
Speaker 1: You don't even know where I live? Are you talking that.

47
00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:18,040
Speaker 2: Street?

48
00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:22,400
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I will best.

49
00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:23,200
Speaker 2: Because I'm a good citizen detective.

50
00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,720
Speaker 1: If you I am, how are you?

51
00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,800
Speaker 2: I told you I'm a citizen. I'm a citizen issuing

52
00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:29,959
Speaker 2: a citizens arrest.

53
00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:33,680
Speaker 1: So weirdo, don't follow me to my house. If you

54
00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:38,040
Speaker 1: come to my door, please understand I'm knocking you out.

55
00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,240
Speaker 1: Let's be clear.

56
00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:45,320
Speaker 2: Assaulting an officer out you will be assaulting a citizen

57
00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,680
Speaker 2: officer of the law at that point, and the penalty

58
00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,040
Speaker 2: is very big for that. So I would suggest you

59
00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:53,320
Speaker 2: behave well, say, there's a citizen officer.

60
00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,000
Speaker 1: What planet are you all?

61
00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,040
Speaker 2: Citizen officer? P Deakin's here on the phone telling you

62
00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,760
Speaker 2: that I am issuing a citizens arrest and I will

63
00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,880
Speaker 2: be by around six forty five this evening after I

64
00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,079
Speaker 2: have my dinner and cup of tea to put you

65
00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,600
Speaker 2: under citizens arrest. All I have, unfortunately, are some fuzzy

66
00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:08,720
Speaker 2: handcuffs to me my wife used, and I will take

67
00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:10,200
Speaker 2: you down to the precinct and you will pay them.

68
00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,840
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, a little well. First, first of all,

69
00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:15,400
Speaker 1: you're not arresting me. You're not putting any fuzzy handcuffs

70
00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:18,880
Speaker 1: on me. Peter. You're a pervert, that's all you are.

71
00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:22,040
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna blow through this stop signed tomorrow on

72
00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,480
Speaker 1: my way to work. You can't do, Peter, But if

73
00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,520
Speaker 1: you want to come to my house, it's even come

74
00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:30,000
Speaker 1: through I got a knuckle sandwich to go with that

75
00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:30,760
Speaker 1: cup with tea.

76
00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,000
Speaker 2: You okay, Well then I'll let you know that this

77
00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,280
Speaker 2: is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone

78
00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:40,040
Speaker 2: prank on you and your wife set you up. Yeah,

79
00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,880
Speaker 2: she said that, you come on, you always blow through

80
00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,600
Speaker 2: this stuff, blowing through it all.

81
00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,640
Speaker 1: Look it's a stop sign. There's no one ever there.

82
00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,560
Speaker 1: I just cruised through it. I don't blow through it.

83
00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:58,280
Speaker 1: No one, there is no one there. But just what

84
00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:01,080
Speaker 1: you can tell my wife, Guess whose car is not

85
00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,880
Speaker 1: getting washed this? We can guess who's not putting gas

86
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,120
Speaker 1: in her car this weekend. And oh and that's small

87
00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,000
Speaker 1: repair that she needs. Guess who's not gonna take care

88
00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:16,560
Speaker 1: of it this weekend? Wake up every morning with fubal

89
00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:17,240
Speaker 1: phone Franks