Speaker 1: Your dad can be your hero. I've heard that he's
Speaker 1: a cool guy. I've heard ship like that, but I
Speaker 1: never heard a man be like, you know who, my
Speaker 1: best friend is my dad. And granted, if they did
Speaker 1: say that, I would shoot all over. It's open yourself
Speaker 1: up to getting absolutely cyber bully too. You kill yourself,
Speaker 1: my man, you aren't dropping dead. You aren't dropping dead
Speaker 1: if you say that. And frankly, if you get cyber
Speaker 1: bully to death because you said my dad was my
Speaker 1: best friend, I don't think that any of these like
Speaker 1: corporations that are like, we gotta stop cyber bully, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, you shouldn't have done that. They'll
Speaker 1: be like, hey, all right, sometimes it works. Hey yeah,
Speaker 1: Martin ruffling about the hues will be like, hey, you
Speaker 1: can't be talking about him because you said his dad,
Speaker 1: Like nah, you you got the green like you got
Speaker 1: And honestly, maybe we're like as a society better off
Speaker 1: without me, you know, go ahead. Mark Ruflo says thumbs
Speaker 1: up to achilling yourself. They're saying my dad is my
Speaker 1: best friend from singer Racists money stuff, I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep,
Speaker 1: there it is there it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the
Speaker 1: podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that
Speaker 1: we as a world will never know true peace until
Speaker 1: we all come together and figure out what the funk
Speaker 1: is wrong with Tyres Gibson. Fuck climate change, fuck capitalism,
Speaker 1: but famine, fuck genocide. We need to solve Tyrese or
Speaker 1: we are destined to suffer. That is a fact. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, I am your host, likes and Kerman is
Speaker 1: always I Oh. I'm happy to be here, happy to
Speaker 1: be with you all. Do you know why? Because you're beautiful,
Speaker 1: each and every one of you white people listening at
Speaker 1: home about a black black conspiracy theories and the black people.
Speaker 1: Do all of you beautiful Mexicans stay out there? Know
Speaker 1: what am I doing? I'm just excited because my guest today,
Speaker 1: God damnit Se Funny. He's hilarious. I've known him for
Speaker 1: years doing stand up and and other types of of
Speaker 1: silly billy ship all around various cities. You know him
Speaker 1: from from he was a writer on SML. You know
Speaker 1: him from fucking uh that what's that show? Uh? The
Speaker 1: the show with Adie Bryant. Uh Hulu, I can't remember
Speaker 1: the name anymore. God damn, damn real, God damn it
Speaker 1: there it is. You know I'm through Strel. You know
Speaker 1: him as a writer of an upcoming show called Bust Down.
Speaker 1: He's hilarious. You're gonna love him. Please give it up
Speaker 1: for my guest, Mr Gary Richardson. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Intro where I forget stuff. That's love having to help
Speaker 1: bring myself up. You know, you know that we're all
Speaker 1: doing the work together. That I bring people together. It's
Speaker 1: a community. It's a community, man, we do it together. Village,
Speaker 1: village to get somebody on stage. I'm excited you're here
Speaker 1: because you came with a conspiracy theory that that I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever heard before. And even in the
Speaker 1: phrase thing that it was presented feels like some country ass.
Speaker 1: And I know you're from the Midwest, You're you're a St.
Speaker 1: Louis boy, But god damn did this feel like it
Speaker 1: was in the words of a motherfucker who choose on?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Who just truly is
Speaker 1: just yes, some Delta ship. This is down Delta. SI. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: this some ship that I. When I heard it, I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa ship? This is definitely where I'm from.
Speaker 1: I just learned about myself. I'm like, damn, can I
Speaker 1: have kids? You know? If I'm passing on these jeans? Sure?
Speaker 1: I God, I love this. And you said, I want
Speaker 1: to be clear. You said, my mama told me all
Speaker 1: babies start off as boys, but it takes a good
Speaker 1: man to knock the balls off and make them girls.
Speaker 1: That's the truth. That is the truth. Absolutely, Please tell
Speaker 1: me more. I I wish I remember how the conversation
Speaker 1: actually started. It was actually my great aunt who said it.
Speaker 1: My grandma's twin sister. He said it. And the thing
Speaker 1: about my family is, aside for of me and my
Speaker 1: younger brother, in my generation, I think there's one other
Speaker 1: dude the generation my mom's generation, I think it's there's
Speaker 1: one boy in that generation, and then my grandmother's generation
Speaker 1: there's two men. Everybody else's women. A lot of women,
Speaker 1: in my face, a lot of women, all of them divorced.
Speaker 1: Every single woman, every single woman divorced. So it is
Speaker 1: so I do find it very very interesting to be like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a good man that made this happen. But ship,
Speaker 1: you know, buddy, also ain't ship, right, yeah, right, So
Speaker 1: so they are they are, in a weird way super
Speaker 1: qualified in their minds to identify a good man, to
Speaker 1: be able to figure out who's a good man and
Speaker 1: who ain't. And it's a kind of uh, it's the
Speaker 1: kind of like nobody says for real, but everybody just
Speaker 1: like makes a face, you know, when they're like, it's
Speaker 1: like it takes a good man to do that, and
Speaker 1: body's like yeah, yeah, and everybody's like, well I know that. Okay.
Speaker 1: It was really um wild because all the younger women
Speaker 1: in my family were like nope, no, wrong, yea, but
Speaker 1: all the old women were like, yeah, I guess that
Speaker 1: makes sense. I guess that's that's real. And I was like,
Speaker 1: hold up, what the fund is going on? Well, let's
Speaker 1: let's backtrack a little bit, because I do I number
Speaker 1: one again. The phrasing is so magical, knock the balls
Speaker 1: off and make them and make them girls. It's such
Speaker 1: a beautiful way of articulating I guess genetics or or biochemistry.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly what either, because when I hear that,
Speaker 1: I think that the balls on the baby are formed,
Speaker 1: a whole baby that has balls, and this pregnant woman
Speaker 1: gets smashed so much that there's just balls in her
Speaker 1: womb side like next to the baby floating that just
Speaker 1: kind of like disintegrate or disappear. That's wild to me,
Speaker 1: and it it also implies the possibility that the man,
Speaker 1: I guess is digging her down in a way that
Speaker 1: is so genuine and caring and deep in its penetration
Speaker 1: that it makes a girl as opposed to a nigga
Speaker 1: who's just sticking the tipping and and just getting the taste.
Speaker 1: He don't care about this person, and therefore we'll just
Speaker 1: end up with with a boy a week exactly, and
Speaker 1: even like a step further makes me think like, okay,
Speaker 1: if we are to be lave, that life begins at conception. Right,
Speaker 1: So there is a child here, and this child has balls,
Speaker 1: and it sees and it sees the dick coming so deep,
Speaker 1: so good that it's like, Okay, this family doesn't need
Speaker 1: any more men. Pop, I'm gonna pack up these balls
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be a woman and I bring some
Speaker 1: of that energy because you need to balance this ship out. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: that this man is saying We're done. I am the
Speaker 1: good that that this family needed now now all we
Speaker 1: needed some some women to do women's stuff within the
Speaker 1: rest of this gene pool. Absolutely wow. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: also ask these questions. Your your first introduced to this idea,
Speaker 1: you said by your great aunt, your grandmother's twin sister. Yes,
Speaker 1: do you when you hear her say this immediately rejected?
Speaker 1: Do you buy into it? Where are you at when
Speaker 1: this is first introduced to you? I I find it
Speaker 1: hard to immediately reject anybody who has seen as much
Speaker 1: as she seen. Sure, I find it. I find find
Speaker 1: it hard to like immediately like cast aside their thoughts
Speaker 1: and like, well, they've made it this far. They saw
Speaker 1: TVs come on the screen, and now they know how
Speaker 1: to use iPhones, you know, like now they know how
Speaker 1: to how to use Marco Polo. So so they understand
Speaker 1: some ship and they understand how to adapt two things
Speaker 1: that were inconceivable to them at one point. Right, So
Speaker 1: I try to reverse engineer that, and I'm like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: Maybe what she's saying made sense for when she was
Speaker 1: out there getting it in, you know, But I still
Speaker 1: even with that, I can't reverse engineering in my head
Speaker 1: to see what the world must have been like. That
Speaker 1: was this sort of discovery. Right, it's in some ways,
Speaker 1: and we don't, I think give older people enough credit
Speaker 1: for this. They have made transformations comparable to those of
Speaker 1: a caveman. Do you want to mean that? Literally? They
Speaker 1: were at one point like needing to to husk their
Speaker 1: own and chuck their own food to survive. And then
Speaker 1: we get it prepackaged and sort of like cut up
Speaker 1: for us and like removed of all the different pollutants
Speaker 1: and all bad things that might be in it. And
Speaker 1: so we're coulding gastro ship. Yeah, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: what the I know that you can make turkey tastes
Speaker 1: like this and that's all you're doing. You just cut
Speaker 1: the you cut the head off a pig, and that's
Speaker 1: what you eat. You just eat this pig body. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, right, we don't have to do that no more,
Speaker 1: you know, And if you're still hungry, eat the nose.
Speaker 1: It's sitting there. We got it. Yeah. And so to
Speaker 1: that point, you have this entire generation of people that
Speaker 1: lived under a certain like a series of facts of
Speaker 1: things that that were truly for survival, and now we're
Speaker 1: looking at it and we're like, well, that's that's not
Speaker 1: true or that isn't necessary, but that's not necessarily right
Speaker 1: because it was true for their generation and the things
Speaker 1: that they needed in order to get to the point
Speaker 1: where they could use an iPhone or or make a
Speaker 1: Marco polo that you take a week to respond to
Speaker 1: because we don't know how to say yeah, I miss
Speaker 1: you two to your you know what I mean? Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1: It's like when you see like a time lapse of
Speaker 1: like a fish somehow getting legs and coming on shore,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, sometimes fish became a monkey, and
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't understand how it happened, but fishes
Speaker 1: are monkeys now, and a good man can knot the
Speaker 1: balls off a baby. You know. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, Okay, something that even if I don't
Speaker 1: believe it's scientifically, even if I scientifically and like with
Speaker 1: my active brain, rejects all notions of it, I spiritually
Speaker 1: have to subscribe to it. Yes, And I think that
Speaker 1: that is something that is often lost in the conversations
Speaker 1: with the Internet, with the way that we speak to
Speaker 1: each other nowadays, is that I scientifically can disprove a
Speaker 1: lot of what my parents believe, grandparents, all of that.
Speaker 1: But on a s a ritual level, I can still
Speaker 1: connect with you. I can still allow you to be
Speaker 1: a reasonable person in my life and world in mind
Speaker 1: and not just go shut up, you old bitch and
Speaker 1: throw you to the wayside. M hm. It's so easy too,
Speaker 1: It's so easy to throw them to the wayside. Yes,
Speaker 1: but then what would we be? Who would we be then?
Speaker 1: You know, we wouldn't know how that fish got legs
Speaker 1: if we don't fishes around to be like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: need to figure out how to get back to this
Speaker 1: because because it feels like any any day now she's
Speaker 1: gonna pop off and a lot of nig is gonna
Speaker 1: be fishes again, you know. And he's like, okay, hey,
Speaker 1: we gotta figure out how you're gonna get back to
Speaker 1: be in these monkeys. How are you gonna get you know?
Speaker 1: And I will say I don't I And we've had
Speaker 1: this conversation a few times in various spaces. I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I believe that the current state that human
Speaker 1: and have evolved too is our best form. Now, I'm
Speaker 1: not saying that I think you know earlier evolution. I
Speaker 1: know for certain like I can't lock it in on
Speaker 1: some magga ship to be like this is when the
Speaker 1: thing was great and we fucked it up around here.
Speaker 1: But I don't know that us being locked in our
Speaker 1: phones and sort of like constantly self conscious and struggling
Speaker 1: for attention while simultaneously not having the ability to communicate
Speaker 1: with each other is is the best way that humans
Speaker 1: could be, you know what I mean? Absolutely. I think
Speaker 1: about it a lot with like change, like political change. Yes,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, oh, like a while back, I feel
Speaker 1: like things were changing pretty at a pretty decent clip.
Speaker 1: But now everybody is more connective, we see more ship,
Speaker 1: but I don't feel like things are changing nearly as quickly.
Speaker 1: And I don't know that there's like a one to
Speaker 1: one about that, but it is just interesting to me. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard to know where we are right and where
Speaker 1: we are wrong, but it's definitely, I think easy to
Speaker 1: say we ain't all the way right right now, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Absolutely? Absolutely. Okay, let me ask
Speaker 1: you this. Because she says this to you, you spiritually
Speaker 1: at least identify or or reason with the thing that
Speaker 1: she's saying. Do you as a person now far from
Speaker 1: that moment I assume where she originally gave you this idea.
Speaker 1: Do you find yourself feeling like this is a thing
Speaker 1: that still lives in my head? Is this something you
Speaker 1: plan to to pass on to another generation as as
Speaker 1: spiritual truth? Or are you like I have two dead
Speaker 1: this right now for my family so that this no
Speaker 1: longer is treated as fact. I am not far removed
Speaker 1: from hearing this fact. I heard this fact three days ago. WHOA,
Speaker 1: So I am still reckoning with it. I feel very
Speaker 1: much reckoning with it. I heard it and I immediately
Speaker 1: was like, well, this is what what we're talking about it?
Speaker 1: And if you're talking about I'm still working with I'm
Speaker 1: still going through the men in my life, thinking about
Speaker 1: their relationships with themselves, their relationships with the women in
Speaker 1: their lives, who they are at work, and trying to think, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: is this a good man? Yeah? What what kind of
Speaker 1: child is this good man has? And okay, quit? I
Speaker 1: need to feel like maybe I need to rethink what
Speaker 1: it means to be a good man. WHOA? And so
Speaker 1: I know you said you have a brother. How many
Speaker 1: of y'all are? Is it? Is it just? Yet? It's
Speaker 1: just y'all too so, okay, this and this is gonna
Speaker 1: be a challenging question, but I have to ask it.
Speaker 1: Do you qualify your own father as a good man?
Speaker 1: I will say, I think that my father is a
Speaker 1: good father. Do I a good man? I think that
Speaker 1: he has blossomed into a good man at the time
Speaker 1: of knocking it down, I don't know that he was
Speaker 1: a good man at that moment. WHOA, Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: think if my dad now was and bringing my mother today,
Speaker 1: you might be looking at a little garisha, you know,
Speaker 1: if he ready to knock some balls off. If he
Speaker 1: did it today, absolutely, today he knock some balls off.
Speaker 1: But back then, I don't know. Back in he's back
Speaker 1: in the eighties, he was a different kind of Niga,
Speaker 1: you know he was. That's so fascinating because it it does,
Speaker 1: And this, this I think connects back to our conversation
Speaker 1: about evolution, because it does then imply that this good
Speaker 1: man is not a permanence as much as a transition,
Speaker 1: a thing that can come and go in a person's life. Absolutely, absolutely,
Speaker 1: we are only as good as you were yesterday. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that sounds like some something. She also said, uh, in
Speaker 1: that conversation just cooked up and I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I might St Louis and really me, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: So you're seeing the potential at least of the good
Speaker 1: man that your dad was or could be, but not
Speaker 1: the good man that he necessarily was in conceiving you
Speaker 1: and your brother. Do you feel like you can say
Speaker 1: the same for the other men in your life who
Speaker 1: have who have I guess you can are created men
Speaker 1: who have who have helped create boys. H I try
Speaker 1: to think about my homies growing up and what their
Speaker 1: dads were like, Yeah, and there was one dad that
Speaker 1: I thought like specifically, like oh, that's a good dude.
Speaker 1: But as I've gotten older, I was like, I think
Speaker 1: this nigg might have been lazy as hell. He might
Speaker 1: have been ship. You know, he might have just been
Speaker 1: around all the time because he was like not active.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like he wanted to be around. And he
Speaker 1: was always like kind of just like talking ship to us.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh he could because he just
Speaker 1: be like kicking And I'm like, you don't talk to
Speaker 1: kids like that. For me, Hey man, this is gonna
Speaker 1: have lasting effects from my on my person. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Absolutely right? And now I can talk to
Speaker 1: my friends about what I'm proud about anymore because there's
Speaker 1: a there's a four year old in the corner just
Speaker 1: just heckling me exactly, being like, oh, you think you're
Speaker 1: good because you made that free throw, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: leave me alone. Yeah, I'm trying to get better at least, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that free throw ment a lot to me. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't always knocking down free throws. I love that
Speaker 1: it does. I mean, okay, so you know that I'm
Speaker 1: I'm having a kid, I'm having a daughter, which naturally
Speaker 1: this this conspiracy theory gave me a little bit of
Speaker 1: excitement that it made me feel good, like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: maybe I am secretly knocking balls off because you know,
Speaker 1: I girls largely running my family that this isn't uh,
Speaker 1: I think it be. I am the only boy that
Speaker 1: my mom had, and I'm one of four on her
Speaker 1: side of things, and then my dad only had me
Speaker 1: and my brother, but my brothers adopted, so he didn't
Speaker 1: That wouldn't come from his ball. It was just you know,
Speaker 1: his pocketbook. I guess he had a bad man a
Speaker 1: little bit he turned into a good man. Uh, and
Speaker 1: he's not turning him into a good man really well,
Speaker 1: he's a he's a he's a fine person. He works
Speaker 1: at UPS. Right now he's figuring his ship out. But
Speaker 1: you know he ain't nailing it right now, but he'll
Speaker 1: he'll figure he's twenty two. Who among us? Yeah out here? Who? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who had twenty two? Would have had a boy? Not me,
Speaker 1: had had a little girl, a girl? Yeah, I would
Speaker 1: have made all boys at twenty two. That was that
Speaker 1: a little army, you know, hellish coming out screaming, mean,
Speaker 1: just what weird neck veins and absolutely just like knew
Speaker 1: it was the ship. And it's like, shut up, you
Speaker 1: get out of here, you baby. Yeah, you suck, you
Speaker 1: suck exactly. Okay, So so you're identifying all these people.
Speaker 1: But no, to the larger point I guess is it
Speaker 1: does give I guess a man some kind of confidence
Speaker 1: in entering into this relationship with a a girl, baby
Speaker 1: and with girls in general, where like some of it
Speaker 1: feels like it's a measure of the man as he is,
Speaker 1: and some of it feels almost like words of encouragement
Speaker 1: for a man going into something that in a lot
Speaker 1: of ways is foreign for most men. Most of us
Speaker 1: don't know how to raise a girl or how to
Speaker 1: be decent even to women. And so part of it
Speaker 1: is it seems like it's like an affirmation your aunt
Speaker 1: is offering, being like, if you end up with a girl,
Speaker 1: you two ship, and you gotta keep being the ship
Speaker 1: so that she turns out. Okay, Yeah, absolutely, And I
Speaker 1: think about that because I think about our homies who
Speaker 1: have little girls and how they're so they're so present
Speaker 1: in a way that our homies with like boy kids
Speaker 1: aren't like aren't like nothing like our homes. Boy kids
Speaker 1: aren't present. But there is just a totally different energy
Speaker 1: watching the homie with like his six month old daughter. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like a very wild it's start in comparison. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So my barber is this dude who who for the
Speaker 1: most part, is just a ship talker. He spends most
Speaker 1: of the day just he's one of them I think
Speaker 1: first black barbers are. It's just every he got an
Speaker 1: opinion on everything. He's gonna tell you what it is
Speaker 1: and what did we tell you what to eat? Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: Fishy's like you gotta eat more fish and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: everything that he knows the secret to some ship that
Speaker 1: that you didn't, And it's like, motherfucker, you can't possibly
Speaker 1: be this wise. You work here, you're pulling down twenty
Speaker 1: five bucks every half hour. Come on, now, come on,
Speaker 1: big dog, you ain't. You ain't doing all that. But
Speaker 1: he has two daughters, and in speaking about his experience
Speaker 1: as like a father two daughters, you can see a
Speaker 1: type of shift in his in his language and his
Speaker 1: body language, in just his ability to recognize that softness
Speaker 1: you're talking about and not feel a shame about it.
Speaker 1: And I think even with the men that I know
Speaker 1: that have like sons, they still are flexing their big
Speaker 1: boy muscles when they talk about their their sons. They're
Speaker 1: not able to go like, man, I just I fucking
Speaker 1: like that guy. I just want to hang out. He
Speaker 1: is my best friend. I want to kiss his cheeks.
Speaker 1: It's it's very like, yeah, e cool and not fun
Speaker 1: with him. It's like, don't you do you know any
Speaker 1: dudes that are like my dad's my best friend? No?
Speaker 1: Not good ones? Yeah, for sure, for sure, absolutely, But
Speaker 1: I feel like I know not a ton of women,
Speaker 1: but like it's more common to you, like, oh my
Speaker 1: mom's my best friend. I've heard that before with women.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that, what the dude? Yeah, okay, let
Speaker 1: me ask you this last question. I think we're going
Speaker 1: to go to break with all of this, that that
Speaker 1: you are sort of like I guess, dealing in and
Speaker 1: discovering this piece of information from your great aunt and
Speaker 1: trying to wrestle with what it all means. Do you
Speaker 1: feel like you've landed on a definition of what would
Speaker 1: would allow you the strength to knock some balls off
Speaker 1: and be qualified as a good man? Do you feel
Speaker 1: like you know good man by definition? Not by definition?
Speaker 1: But I know it by sight? You know, I know
Speaker 1: it by I know the gate of a good man.
Speaker 1: You know, I got I got a point out to
Speaker 1: do man on the street real quick now. But if
Speaker 1: I had to sit right here in like write it down,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that for you. I got you? Are
Speaker 1: there any Are there any identifying qualities that that the
Speaker 1: novice should look out for? Is are we talking tuck
Speaker 1: and t shirt? Or are we does Is that where
Speaker 1: a good man starts or is it a good man
Speaker 1: starts with aspiration? Whether it's like whether a good man
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you don't need to have a good job,
Speaker 1: but you need to know that that you want a
Speaker 1: good job. You don't be in a good, Like you
Speaker 1: don't need to be somewhere too, but you need to
Speaker 1: know that that's where you're headed or that's what you're
Speaker 1: capable of. I think that is that that would be
Speaker 1: the number one qualifier for a good man to meet. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: so you can't be one of these dudes that's like
Speaker 1: content in the space you're in without at least the
Speaker 1: goal of something bigger, better in your world. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so. And even if you are content in some ways,
Speaker 1: I think that you have to be moving forward in
Speaker 1: other ways, Like at some place you have to be aspirational, right,
Speaker 1: I like that that and that feels like the reason
Speaker 1: I like that is because it feels like that allows
Speaker 1: space for anyone to access that if they so choose,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like anybody can cook. And
Speaker 1: we're not saying everybody can cook. We're just said, don't
Speaker 1: be surprised if you come across the motherfucker they can
Speaker 1: cook because we're out here. We're out here, and and
Speaker 1: maybe maybe you're a rat and you you can't be
Speaker 1: in the kitchen legally, it's not. It's not for you,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean you can't try. Absolutely, God damn,
Speaker 1: it's some raighted twie ship the good man. We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be back with more Gary Richards
Speaker 1: than the more, my mama told me. And we are
Speaker 1: bat like teenage girls when you say teenage, how are
Speaker 1: we talking? Yeah, we're here, We're more more my mama
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about good men and whether
Speaker 1: or not they knocked balls off of of little fetuses
Speaker 1: to make sure that they become girls in the womb.
Speaker 1: And obviously r Kelly uh and not a good man,
Speaker 1: a man who has daughters, but not a good man,
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, Unfortunately, Um, something can just finessy.
Speaker 1: You know something you can just cong euro step the
Speaker 1: rule and get to and it's like, damn you at
Speaker 1: the bucket. Now, sure there are nights where the villain
Speaker 1: puts up fifty and you just gotta you just gotta
Speaker 1: deal with those facts exactly like sometimes you in the
Speaker 1: garden and you coming up against the Reggie Miller. You
Speaker 1: know you're coming up against the Trey Young and you
Speaker 1: just gotta take the l You just gotta be like, man,
Speaker 1: his hair sucks and I hate his voice, but goddamn,
Speaker 1: can that boy play basketball? You can play some basketball
Speaker 1: wait in sometime, let's talk about some of this research,
Speaker 1: because a lot of interesting things came up when I
Speaker 1: started digging into the the quote unquote science relating to
Speaker 1: your your great ans assertion. So unfortunately, the first at
Speaker 1: least half of the sentence that she sends in or
Speaker 1: she said that all babies start off it's boys, is
Speaker 1: actually completely untrue. That scientifically every person starts off actually
Speaker 1: as girl, as like a a girl embryo, right, that
Speaker 1: that we are essentially are all born as x x chromosomes.
Speaker 1: And then you know, theoretically, through I guess what's the
Speaker 1: right word, fermentation, We'll call it fermentation up in that belly,
Speaker 1: we eventually get enough hormones going on that some of
Speaker 1: us turned to x y chromosomes, which is how you
Speaker 1: make a boy. Okay, which sounds like maybe what my
Speaker 1: betty ship me saying is that everybody's born as girls,
Speaker 1: and the bitch they can go and let some balls
Speaker 1: pop in there. There you go. You know, you don't
Speaker 1: let these balls show up. But if you really, the
Speaker 1: ball's gonna stay. Oh wait wait a minute, there, come
Speaker 1: on now, now you're spinning back. Yeah, yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: if you're not if you're not alpha. If you're not alpha,
Speaker 1: guess what somebody gonna show but eat your food, simply
Speaker 1: paying simple. You are here. You don't if you don't
Speaker 1: want to, If you don't want to be a part
Speaker 1: of the clean plate club, somebody opens there it is
Speaker 1: And I think and this goes back to your original
Speaker 1: point about this just being a question of spiritual truth,
Speaker 1: right that Like, yeah, okay, her technical truth is incorrect.
Speaker 1: She she is wrong that all people are born boys,
Speaker 1: and then you knocked the balls off, but she is
Speaker 1: spiritually correct. Possib blee that that we are all born
Speaker 1: one gender and a weak motherfucker is going to allow
Speaker 1: that gender to be determined for them and others are
Speaker 1: going to determine it for themselves exactly. Some folks are
Speaker 1: gonna build a family and some folks are just gonna
Speaker 1: like see what happens. Yea, And boys are are the
Speaker 1: product of see what happens. And that's disappointing as a
Speaker 1: boy to know that my father was to see what
Speaker 1: happens type dude, But here we are, here, we are
Speaker 1: you know, have a daughter, so and I pray I
Speaker 1: only have daughters for no other reason than to impress
Speaker 1: your aunt. Okay, so this process of the x X
Speaker 1: chromosomes and uh for girls and the x Y chromosomes
Speaker 1: for boys. We all start with the X X and
Speaker 1: then about fifty one cent of people are born as males.
Speaker 1: They are actually more males born on average then there
Speaker 1: are women. And as it turns out, and I think
Speaker 1: this is a really nice connection back to what your
Speaker 1: aunt was saying, is that even though slightly more people
Speaker 1: are born male, girls tend to have a higher survival
Speaker 1: rate in the infancy stage. That more, although men are
Speaker 1: born more often, women are the ones that actually make
Speaker 1: it through infancy. So bich nigs having bitch nigga and
Speaker 1: the bitch niggas die. There you go. That is how
Speaker 1: you hate to hear it, you know, you hate to
Speaker 1: hear it like that. Sometimes you hate to hear the
Speaker 1: truth so blunt. Oh my god, Sometimes thats what it is.
Speaker 1: It's just what it is, fellas. Don't take it personal, EDG.
Speaker 1: I didn't do the research, you know, I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just reading the bag. I'm just reading the bag. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm of course penographer at this point. I'm just
Speaker 1: giving the basis, right. I love that. Okay, So even
Speaker 1: more interesting this infancy stage that boys don't make it through.
Speaker 1: And this goes to your point about bitch niggas raised
Speaker 1: and bitch niggas, is that this is said because boys
Speaker 1: are said to be biologically weaker and more susceptible to
Speaker 1: diseases and premature death. Now they're not exactly sure why.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there are some theories, but it does sound
Speaker 1: like boys in general are just not at the same
Speaker 1: strength that women are as they move forward out of
Speaker 1: the womb. You know what I mean that. I mean
Speaker 1: that would make sense to me if we're saying that
Speaker 1: if we all start off as like x X chromosomes
Speaker 1: and there's this intense transformation to go from x x
Speaker 1: to x Y, I feel like that has to be draining,
Speaker 1: you know, so to pop and I can definitely imagine
Speaker 1: that that It's like, okay, cool, if you gotta like
Speaker 1: do any kind of like crazy exercise and then go
Speaker 1: run a raise with everybody else, you're just gonna be
Speaker 1: more tired. Yeah, you know, when a motherfucker animals, they
Speaker 1: ain't at full strength immediately. You gotta build up some
Speaker 1: strength and you're lying form or cheetah form, whatever the
Speaker 1: funk it is Yeah, you're gonna be a saliman. You're
Speaker 1: still gonna be like a sluggish for a minute. You know,
Speaker 1: you gotta get in the water and soak up. Absolutely so.
Speaker 1: One of the things that I think also interestingly supports
Speaker 1: your great aunt's theory is that a man's genes do
Speaker 1: actually tend to be the most dominant determinant in a
Speaker 1: baby sex. That like, because you, as you said, come
Speaker 1: from a family predominantly of women, it is more likely
Speaker 1: that you are going to make women. And if you
Speaker 1: come from a family that's predominantly men, you are more
Speaker 1: likely going to make a man. And so it seems
Speaker 1: like just the idea of being around girl els and
Speaker 1: being around sort of more true. I guess we will
Speaker 1: be traditional in this sense. But af feminine energy is
Speaker 1: allowing you to realize what a quote unquote good man
Speaker 1: is and thus allowing you to make more more women
Speaker 1: for the future, as opposed to making some funk niggas
Speaker 1: for our downfall. Absolutely so, it's uh, once again, women
Speaker 1: at the forefront taking care of it, making sure that
Speaker 1: you can be a good man. Yep, you know, it's
Speaker 1: names thing kind of happens, but here we are. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean like it's like to be traditional about It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get. It's like women are traditionally more nurturing and
Speaker 1: can pull out or foster those sorts of emotions. And
Speaker 1: that's what a vulnerability that we don't typically think of
Speaker 1: when we think of men. But I definitely think of
Speaker 1: that when I think of parents. Yes, and I will
Speaker 1: say that that just on an anecdotal level, all of
Speaker 1: the kids that I knew growing up who had like
Speaker 1: all boy families were pieces of ship, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like just all boys. Most of y'all were
Speaker 1: just garbage p yeah, dark time. And it's like, come on, dog, yeah,
Speaker 1: arguing about ship that ain't worth arguing over it, Just like, bro,
Speaker 1: chill man, y'all take the fun out of stuff. I'm
Speaker 1: just out here trying to play football and y'all like
Speaker 1: really trying to like really like diving, like this is
Speaker 1: crazy that we ain't got pants on, Like no, this
Speaker 1: is reckless. Bro. Come on man, I'm not about to
Speaker 1: make the league. Let's just all take it easy and
Speaker 1: be friends. Right, It's so wild, Like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know one family of boys that's like not all dirty,
Speaker 1: like not all stinky all the time. Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: always just sort of stinky weirdos. Whereas the dudes that
Speaker 1: I knew that grew up in like predominantly female household
Speaker 1: myself include did we throw a little funny, but everything
Speaker 1: else about this is pretty chill, absolutely pretty chill. Typically
Speaker 1: like you think about those dudes, is um like more smooth,
Speaker 1: definitely cleaner, like like pretty boys, you know, like that
Speaker 1: type of energy. Yeah, and you want to find a
Speaker 1: sweet spot, right, You don't want to find yourself being
Speaker 1: too much of like a pretty boys sort of like
Speaker 1: soft weirdo that people are like, I'm not even sure
Speaker 1: if I want to be around this person. But you
Speaker 1: don't also want to be a dirty facing the mud
Speaker 1: kid because you had a bunch of brothers that that
Speaker 1: encouraged that, Right. I don't want somebody that's like, I
Speaker 1: got these basketball shorts under their church clothes, you know,
Speaker 1: and they like and they church shoes. Like that's crazy
Speaker 1: to me. Okay, I'm just tossing pains to the side.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Somebody spent a lot of money on these sands.
Speaker 1: You can't just take them off the hoop. You gotta phold,
Speaker 1: you gotta fold them up and don't just lead a
Speaker 1: belt in there, bro, come on the bowled up. This nuts.
Speaker 1: You gotta girl your belt up. Then it's unusable. Just
Speaker 1: pin striped, pin stripe, dog, don't play with me, Fold
Speaker 1: that up, put it in the hangar. Love that. So
Speaker 1: the the other thing that popped up and there. There's
Speaker 1: some debate back and forth about how true this is,
Speaker 1: although I do think that there is a fair amount
Speaker 1: of evidence to say that it's true. But there is,
Speaker 1: similarly to some of the things that we're talking about,
Speaker 1: studies that show that children come out, especially in the
Speaker 1: early stages, and even girls come out looking more like
Speaker 1: their father than their mother when they come out of
Speaker 1: the womb, in part because it's a evolutionary fail safe
Speaker 1: to make sure that the man feels connected to the
Speaker 1: child and doesn't like want to just abandon the motherfucker
Speaker 1: and you know, move on with its life. We don't
Speaker 1: give birth to the children. So there's no actual proof
Speaker 1: that this kid is ours unless it kind of looks
Speaker 1: like us. I mean, that's the number one that's the
Speaker 1: number one answer on morias like why is this maybe
Speaker 1: not George Like? Baby don't even look like me exactly.
Speaker 1: They don't even look like me. It's like, that's number one,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be my kids. You gotta look like me.
Speaker 1: Yeall look like me. Dog, Look at my eyebrows exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: My whole family got thick eyebrows. And you don't roll
Speaker 1: out with these little fin ast side brows. Not it's
Speaker 1: not me, that's not me. More were about we're about
Speaker 1: to be dancing, all right. You got these sang from
Speaker 1: one piece eyebrows and I don't. I don't know those baby.
Speaker 1: This ain't my baby. M hmm. Gott to control that.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I get that. That makes total sense to me.
Speaker 1: So in some ways, and for using your aunt's theory,
Speaker 1: this would imply that men tend to look at girls
Speaker 1: that look like them and and do everything they can
Speaker 1: to ensure this child's survival, whereas men tend to look
Speaker 1: at boys who look like them and basically go with
Speaker 1: the energy of you'll figure it out. If I figured
Speaker 1: it out and you look like me, then you two
Speaker 1: will figure it out, which is why these babies are
Speaker 1: not surviving at the same rate as their girl counterparts.
Speaker 1: That's really interesting, that's really wild. I think. I think
Speaker 1: overall this is all sort of suggesting a type of
Speaker 1: investment that naturally sort of happens with a man and
Speaker 1: his daughter versus a man and his son that like,
Speaker 1: you become instantly invested in the survival of this person,
Speaker 1: the success of this person, thus making you a good man,
Speaker 1: versus with a son where it's like, man, I think
Speaker 1: about what I think about what kye? Was it he said,
Speaker 1: I'll be worried about my daughter, I'd be worried about Kim,
Speaker 1: but saying, is baby a I worried about him? Yeah, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: I get it now. Yeah, he's just presuming sanct is
Speaker 1: gonna be able to like do whatever he did. And
Speaker 1: that's crazy, it's insane. It's insane, Like I have done
Speaker 1: these magnificent things, these insane things, and because this person
Speaker 1: is of my loins, that they are capable of the same,
Speaker 1: And that is not true at all. That is gnarly truly.
Speaker 1: If if ever Jeffrey Jordan's, if ever there were a
Speaker 1: perfect example of a motherfucker of loins that can't do
Speaker 1: what his daddy did, look to it, look to young
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Jordan's and where he had. Now I think he
Speaker 1: got arrested recently. I'm not sure for Jeffrey Free, Miss Jeffrey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: free Jeffrey. Free Jeffrey. I'm gonna get that on the
Speaker 1: T shirt that school free Jeffrey. Jordan's okay. So one
Speaker 1: of the things that I think your aunt probably did
Speaker 1: not talk to you about it, and I'd be very
Speaker 1: excited if she did. But is uh this question of
Speaker 1: sort of like the binary conversation or elements of of
Speaker 1: girl boy, this very binary conversation that's happening, and the
Speaker 1: question of all the the intersect people in between these
Speaker 1: binary categories, if you know what I mean. Absolutely, absolutely
Speaker 1: we did not breach that at the point conversation. But
Speaker 1: I can go back to her and I can ask
Speaker 1: her opinion on it. But I would assume my aunt
Speaker 1: would say something like, well, you know, you know, well,
Speaker 1: come on, why are you asking me that? Why are
Speaker 1: you asking me that? And I'm like, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of it, you know, she said, well,
Speaker 1: I ain't got all the answers. First of all, good
Speaker 1: for her for having evolved so much from a fish
Speaker 1: that she knows. I'm about to get messy with you, bitch.
Speaker 1: I know what you're about to do to me if
Speaker 1: I give you an answer that I probably really think
Speaker 1: as a seventy to eighty year old person out in
Speaker 1: the world, M I think that she. I think that
Speaker 1: she has evolved enough to be like, I recognize the
Speaker 1: trap when I see one. Yeah, it don't feel trap me.
Speaker 1: This is absolutely a trapp This don't feel like a
Speaker 1: safe space for me to explore my antiquated beliefs. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and back off of that one.
Speaker 1: And it's also like, hey, it ain't my world. I
Speaker 1: ain't really gotta deal with that. Mm hm, Hey, I
Speaker 1: wish you're about the best of luck, but um, as
Speaker 1: far as well, I gotta take care of it. Ain't
Speaker 1: that which is which I think is maybe the healthiest
Speaker 1: way you can approach a conversation that you're not ready
Speaker 1: to have. I think so often we find ourselves in
Speaker 1: the middle of wanting to form a hard formed opinion
Speaker 1: on a thing that doesn't require all of that. It's
Speaker 1: perfectly okay to be like, I am ignorant of this
Speaker 1: thing and or indifferent to this thing, and I can't
Speaker 1: offer any healing or grace or even thoughtfulness in regards
Speaker 1: to the conversation you're trying to Even if I have
Speaker 1: a heart opinion, like the idea that like what that's
Speaker 1: my heart opinion. It shouldn't be the law of the land,
Speaker 1: you know, yes, Like yeah, it was like, hey, I
Speaker 1: feel this way, Like, hey, I don't think I don't
Speaker 1: think I would want my kid to be aborted. That
Speaker 1: don't mean every woman in the world shouldn't be allowed
Speaker 1: to get an abortion. You know. That's a whole different conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that's you have to truly be a crazy person
Speaker 1: to be like I don't want that, so nobody wants
Speaker 1: nobody can have it. That's like cool, Like I'm going home,
Speaker 1: give me my basketball, And it's like what, no, we're
Speaker 1: still hoping, bro, Like, don't do that. Yes, I don't
Speaker 1: funk up everybody. Good times. I love I love frozen yogurt.
Speaker 1: I when I go and get some frozen yogurt from Pinkberry,
Speaker 1: I just do chocolate chips and strawberries or some other fruit.
Speaker 1: But I'm a fruit and some chocolate chips, man, that's
Speaker 1: all I like. Then they put out a bunch of
Speaker 1: ship where they got like frosted many wheats or weird
Speaker 1: peanut butter crumbles, and that ship looks disgusting to me
Speaker 1: with my pink Barry. It fully grosses me the funk out,
Speaker 1: and only I would have to be a psychopath to
Speaker 1: be so grossed out by it that I demand that
Speaker 1: they remove it as an option for all the other
Speaker 1: psychopaths the ship. Absolutely, it's out of control. People have
Speaker 1: their weird crumbles, right. It's like when people get upset online.
Speaker 1: It's like like any sort of like question to the
Speaker 1: masses where it's like, oh, what y'all think is the
Speaker 1: best TV show right now? And somebody like I think
Speaker 1: squid Game. There's like, bitch, squid Game is weak, and
Speaker 1: it's like, hold on, hold on, I just said I
Speaker 1: like squid Games. Right, it's a week. You have the
Speaker 1: whole different conversation. Now I like it. It's for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: to me, that is the best TV show right now.
Speaker 1: And it's like okay, yeah, yeah, go crazy. Yeah. This
Speaker 1: person was asking for opinions, you're right, and then treating
Speaker 1: opinions like they were objective and they're not like I
Speaker 1: could like impose anything on anybody. So to that question
Speaker 1: of of intersex, because I do think that this plays
Speaker 1: an important part in the conversation that you may one
Speaker 1: day have to have with your aunt. But we and
Speaker 1: we talked about this a bit in our We did
Speaker 1: an episode earlier this year, Gary about Sierra being possibly
Speaker 1: born a man. I'm sure you remember that that legend
Speaker 1: from when you were a child that said intersex people
Speaker 1: the popular the world's population. Basically, about one point seven
Speaker 1: percent of people identify slash qualify as intersex. And one
Speaker 1: of the things that sort of makes this conversation a
Speaker 1: bit complicated is that intersex covers this really vast definition
Speaker 1: of I guess qualifications right. That it isn't just like
Speaker 1: a man with female parts or you know, organs on
Speaker 1: the inside, or a woman with testicles that never descended,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. There are all these different nuanced elements
Speaker 1: of what might make a person intersex, and so in
Speaker 1: that way, more of us probably fall not under the
Speaker 1: category of intersex, but fall closer to the middle of
Speaker 1: these binary conversations than we actually think that we do. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I think that in in my aunts um and what
Speaker 1: he was telling me, I think that that just points
Speaker 1: to the multitudes of man you know, like okay, He's like, okay,
Speaker 1: even if you are a good man, there are you
Speaker 1: have still done trash shit uh, and you are not.
Speaker 1: Nobody is wholesale good, you know. And it's so even
Speaker 1: if you are, there is still of this battle happening.
Speaker 1: So we are fluctuating. And as we are fluctuating, of
Speaker 1: course the balls would be fluctuating as well. Their prevalence
Speaker 1: or discretion, I think fluctuates as well. That some men
Speaker 1: are only capable of knocking one ball off at a time,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't mean that they're bad men, but it
Speaker 1: also doesn't mean, probably in your aunt's eyes, that they
Speaker 1: are good men necessarily. And that fluctive fluctuation you're referring
Speaker 1: to sort of like shows that, yes, absolutely beautiful the
Speaker 1: last thing that I'll bring to you. And I think
Speaker 1: that this is also important and worth talking about and
Speaker 1: just making sure that we're recognizing all the different factors
Speaker 1: when we're talking about these binary communities of man, woman,
Speaker 1: you know whatever. You got trans people right, Similarly, about
Speaker 1: point six percent of the American population to identify as trans,
Speaker 1: and that's sort of in some ways muddies this conversation
Speaker 1: about what a good man is because there are plenty
Speaker 1: of people who have what we would I guess traditionally
Speaker 1: identify as as female organs who who are men? Right?
Speaker 1: Who who are trans men? And therefore could potentially be
Speaker 1: good men making women or making shitty men and not
Speaker 1: necessarily easily categorized in the way that your aunt probably
Speaker 1: is able to. Yeah, I think that my aunt would
Speaker 1: say that that is this man would then be a
Speaker 1: wolf in sheep's clothing. You know, man is this man
Speaker 1: is not is not being honest about who this man
Speaker 1: is or even if he's like trying to be this
Speaker 1: man is uh is is not totally all there. This
Speaker 1: man is definitely pull us some trickery, Dawn. That is
Speaker 1: a yeah, he's definitely deceitful. Damn yah Yahn seems pretty deep, man.
Speaker 1: It seems like she got a lot figured out. I
Speaker 1: think she's in a major way. We gotta get her
Speaker 1: as a guest on the show. See what else she
Speaker 1: got cooking up in that would she would talk to you,
Speaker 1: she would talk to me, and then at a certain
Speaker 1: point she'd be like, all right, move on, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna play this. And she was like, next time I
Speaker 1: see you on stage, I'm gonna get on stage and
Speaker 1: I move whoop you And I hold up, Well, you
Speaker 1: can't do that with you up there. Cousin. Was you
Speaker 1: up there A I was. I was attacking the food.
Speaker 1: I was up there behaving the way that she ain't
Speaker 1: never seen me behaves. Okay, so she was like, look,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you had your fun, but I'm a whoop
Speaker 1: you ask? Yeah? Absolutely, what's her name? Batty? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: girl Batty. Well, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna
Speaker 1: keep thinking about Biddy, and we'll be back with more.
Speaker 1: Gary Richardson and more. My mama told me we are back.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, Kenny Lendon, nigga a pencil. Yeah, we're back
Speaker 1: here with more. Gary richards said more. And my mama
Speaker 1: told me, we're still talking about great aunt Biddy and
Speaker 1: and her her brilliant assertions about gender and gender assignments
Speaker 1: and and what it means to be a good man
Speaker 1: out in the world. Biddy's onesome. How old is she
Speaker 1: as of yesterday? She is seventy seven. She's still spry.
Speaker 1: You got you got she's still moving? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: you got a young grandmother and great Yeah. Then early
Speaker 1: and my mom in turn got it in early. And
Speaker 1: here we are, you know, and there you have it.
Speaker 1: I like, how the way you said that sort of
Speaker 1: sounded like a brag. It sounds like you're pretty proud
Speaker 1: of it. I mean, if you got bad, he's in
Speaker 1: the family, you can't be mad at that. Why why
Speaker 1: be a hater at this ax? I'm two. We're on
Speaker 1: for that, m Okay. I want to play a game.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play, uh, pretty classic game on this show.
Speaker 1: This is a fun game that I I call homemade Hotep.
Speaker 1: This is a game where Gary, I am going to
Speaker 1: introduce to you a fact that exists out in the
Speaker 1: world and what I would love for you to do.
Speaker 1: It's just hotep the ship out of it, breakdown all
Speaker 1: the secrets and illusions that the White Man doesn't want
Speaker 1: us to know in that ship. Add whatever stink you
Speaker 1: gotta add to it to make this ship truly a
Speaker 1: hope up can absolutely hell Yeah. So this is a
Speaker 1: This is an interesting one. This is a fun one.
Speaker 1: It's apparently that North Korea and Cuba are the only
Speaker 1: places on the planet Earth where you can't buy Coca cola.
Speaker 1: North Korea and Cuba are the only places where you
Speaker 1: can't buy coca cola. Gary, go crazy. Okay, Well, I
Speaker 1: think this is a pretty easy when you kind of
Speaker 1: send me up for victory here lasting, okay, because if
Speaker 1: we think about Cuba, right, we think about that being
Speaker 1: totally separate in many ways from from the outside where
Speaker 1: I think it's Cube. I think of almost exclusively Cubans
Speaker 1: there because of the embargoes, because the trading there I
Speaker 1: think of. I think North Korea in a similar way
Speaker 1: that these are North Koreans. I don't imagine there are
Speaker 1: many people of other nationalities in North Korea. And North
Speaker 1: Korea absolutely absolutely, and maybe South Korea. And that's why
Speaker 1: they can get to Coca Cola, bro. And And what
Speaker 1: we think about is, let's talk about colonialism, right. Colonialism
Speaker 1: is only so good as a colony can be. So
Speaker 1: if you cannot colonize the place, brother, then you ain't gone.
Speaker 1: Then there's no reason for you to try to speak
Speaker 1: a flag there, okay. In Coca Cola is nothing more
Speaker 1: than I mean, think about Coca cola. What is that.
Speaker 1: That's cocaine. That's the white man's drunk, okay, And that's cola.
Speaker 1: That's the white man soda. Alright, Brothers drink sprite, all right,
Speaker 1: Brothers drink drink juice. Okay, that's what we do. Not
Speaker 1: a white man like a dark dark okay, like the
Speaker 1: Darca cola, because flex to show that he can take
Speaker 1: that dark soda. He could put that inside of himself
Speaker 1: and become more in a way that others cannot. Right.
Speaker 1: So if he cannot flex his dominance in these places,
Speaker 1: why would he ever send that there? Why would he
Speaker 1: ever send Coca cola to Cuba? If we can't see
Speaker 1: a white man drinking and drinking and Coca cola and
Speaker 1: que book, Why would he ever send Coca cola to
Speaker 1: North Korea if we don't get to see a white
Speaker 1: man drinking Coca cola and Korea Because the white man
Speaker 1: don't want to see no Korean drinking Coca cola. No,
Speaker 1: that's the soda. The white man don't want to see
Speaker 1: no Cuban drinking cocacola. No, no, no, that's okay. So
Speaker 1: the white man says, quan Jacka had a ginger rail. Okay, Korean,
Speaker 1: y'all can have some Us, y'all can have some cream soda,
Speaker 1: but it's Coca cola is for us only. Now we
Speaker 1: want to open up them borders and we can talk
Speaker 1: about it. Then we can talk about in exchange. But
Speaker 1: until then, you drive, damn that's cool, motherfucking boss God
Speaker 1: damn spending facts, Babe. I love that the white man
Speaker 1: is devious, the breakdown of the cola and the cocaine,
Speaker 1: the white man's drug, the white man's drink sprite, That's
Speaker 1: what niggas like. It was a beautiful what a performance. Truly.
Speaker 1: The only thing missing was a deep seated hatred for women.
Speaker 1: And you would have you would have gotten a tent
Speaker 1: out of ten. I'd say, all right, I'm still taking
Speaker 1: out of ten because I'm getting that. What I got,
Speaker 1: I'm getting. Listen. The scores aren't negotiable, but you nailed it.
Speaker 1: I I couldn't be more impressed with your performance. Gary,
Speaker 1: We did it. I think this is we did the
Speaker 1: whole episode. This was so much fun. Could you could
Speaker 1: you tell the people at home where they could find you,
Speaker 1: what cool ship you have going on? I would say,
Speaker 1: don't look for me, don't start to find me. If
Speaker 1: you see me. Cool, but don't go out of your way. Dog,
Speaker 1: I'm not online nowhere popping up. That's it. Listen. I
Speaker 1: don't know a more successful person who's less committed to
Speaker 1: trying to uh to connect with the outside world. Gary
Speaker 1: is is amazingly funny and talented and refuses to to
Speaker 1: allow you to send him a d M in any
Speaker 1: space or any form. But but please have him in
Speaker 1: your thoughts and prayers. I guess I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know that I can offer to you besides that, And
Speaker 1: as always, follow me at Langston Kerman. And if you
Speaker 1: want to send us drops, if you want to send
Speaker 1: us your own conspiracy theories, your own chaos, if you
Speaker 1: want to add some chaos to my world, please send
Speaker 1: it to my mama pod at gmail dot com. That's it, okay,
Speaker 1: by bitch my crop chips in your chails. Qualibars are racist,
Speaker 1: the old school money at stuff. I can't tell me