Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida, Milordada.
Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 1: all of Florida.
Speaker 2: Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida man attacked an
Speaker 2: ATM for a very strange reason. It gave him too
Speaker 2: much money.
Speaker 3: Florida man is arrested after saying he riggs the door
Speaker 3: to his home in an attempt to electric hit his
Speaker 3: pregnant lights.
Speaker 2: Police arrested in Orlando man.
Speaker 4: We're talking of.
Speaker 2: Amida to the breakfast club.
Speaker 4: Bitch you donkey O the day with Charlamagne to God.
Speaker 2: I don't know why y'all keep it, letting him get
Speaker 2: y'all like this. Yes, it's not me, dow Ball, it's Florida.
Speaker 1: Donkey of Today for Thursday, October twenty third goes to
Speaker 1: a thirty five year old Florida man.
Speaker 2: Named Jeremy Jarren Rousse.
Speaker 1: Okay, what does your uncle Shalla always say about the
Speaker 1: great state of Florida. The craziest people in America come
Speaker 1: from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is
Speaker 1: no exception. Now Jeremy is an Uber Eats driver, and
Speaker 1: we the people need our Uber eats drivers to do
Speaker 1: two things for us. One make sure we get our
Speaker 1: food in a timely manner and two, which is probably
Speaker 1: the most important, don't f with our food, bro Okay,
Speaker 1: we trust you not to put your penis on our pastry.
Speaker 1: So I respect people who take their job as an
Speaker 1: Uber Each driver seriously drop on the clues bombs to
Speaker 1: all the Uber each drivers are there. Jeremy definitely takes
Speaker 1: his Uber each job seriously. Okay, anybody who cares about
Speaker 1: their delivery rating is my kind of Uber Each driver.
Speaker 1: How do you get a great rating being an Uber
Speaker 1: each driver.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a few things. Okay. You must focus on
Speaker 2: efficiency and customer service.
Speaker 1: You must be prompt, okay, you must be polite, you
Speaker 1: must be professional. You must communicate effectively with the customer
Speaker 1: and restaurant. You have to follow delivery instructions. Okay, you
Speaker 1: should verify the order and you should keep the customer
Speaker 1: informed throughout the process.
Speaker 2: Okay. That's how you.
Speaker 1: Get a good rating on Uber Each and Jeremy takes
Speaker 1: that very seriously. Okay, he is determined to get a
Speaker 1: good rating by any means necessary. But I would like
Speaker 1: to also tell all the Uber each drivers out there
Speaker 1: that there is some things that should come before your
Speaker 1: uber each delivery rating.
Speaker 2: See, we know how you know. Hard times is out
Speaker 2: here right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, folks can't afford rent, they can't afford food, and
Speaker 1: they can't afford child care. Okay, it's damn damn possible
Speaker 1: for some people to be able to take care of
Speaker 1: all three of those things. So some people have to
Speaker 1: bring their kids to work. Okay, Jeremy is one of
Speaker 1: those people. Jeremy had to bring his child to work.
Speaker 1: And Jeremy bringing his child to work led to a
Speaker 1: headline that I read this morning, and the headline said,
Speaker 1: uber each's dad realizes his son is missing from car
Speaker 1: and keeps doing deliveries to prevent rating from going down.
Speaker 2: I can't make this type of stuff up. Let's go
Speaker 2: to Fox News.
Speaker 3: Theoryport police Altamont Springs Police arrested Jeremy Ruse. Police say
Speaker 3: they found his non verbal juvenile son, who has autism,
Speaker 3: running naked on the westbound on ramp of I four
Speaker 3: at State Road four thirty six. Happened around eleven o'clock
Speaker 3: Thursday night. Police say Ruz admitted to them he realized
Speaker 3: his son wasn't in the backseat of his car, but
Speaker 3: kept driving to make his deliveries. Officers say Ruse even
Speaker 3: drove by them.
Speaker 2: As they cared for his own son. They say a
Speaker 2: woman picked the boy up after nearly an hour.
Speaker 3: Police say hours later, Ruse called them to share his
Speaker 3: side of the story. The report says he told them
Speaker 3: he kept driving toward Winter Park, miles away because he
Speaker 3: did not want to negatively affect his Uber eats rating.
Speaker 3: Police say he told them he didn't go pick up
Speaker 3: his son because he feared being arrested, and said if
Speaker 3: he were to be arrested, he preferred to do it later.
Speaker 1: Every now and then a Facebook post pops up and
Speaker 1: it says, the more I get to know people, the
Speaker 1: more I understand why Noah only let animals on the arc.
Speaker 1: I agree wholeheartedly drop one of clothes bombs for Noah. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I would like to give that more of an
Speaker 1: updated field. The more I get to know people, the
Speaker 1: more I understand why the tech roles want to replace
Speaker 1: y'all with AI everything. I am sick of humans in
Speaker 1: their decision making. Okay, virtual reality it all. Y'all don't
Speaker 1: deserve real oxygen. Okay, keep people in the house. We
Speaker 1: can't be trusted around each other, all right. The fact
Speaker 1: that his uber rating means more than him than his
Speaker 1: special needs child, okay, little boy autistic running around neked Okay,
Speaker 1: and you don't even realize it. All right, Hey, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: how about scribing to be a five star father?
Speaker 2: Okay? You don't want to get a thumbs up on
Speaker 2: being a dad? All right?
Speaker 1: I think it's a damn crime to label this little
Speaker 1: boy special needs and not check to see if the
Speaker 1: needs of the father are special too. Okay, Like something
Speaker 1: is not right. This batch of humans, I really believe,
Speaker 1: aren't created by God. There's just a certain batch of
Speaker 1: humans that God had nothing to do with it. I
Speaker 1: think at some point God left the ingredients for humans,
Speaker 1: but whoever was in charge of making them they changed
Speaker 1: the recipe. Okay, because common sense is just the thing
Speaker 1: of the past, all right. I know life be lifeing,
Speaker 1: But how you just forget your child? And then when
Speaker 1: you remember you forgot your child, you say, let me
Speaker 1: finish these uber eat drop offs first. Okay, now, selfishly,
Speaker 1: if I ordered food, thank you, But damn man, I
Speaker 1: want you to love yourself. Jeremy, there is no way
Speaker 1: you really love yourself, because taking care of yourself is
Speaker 1: part of taking care of your kids. And the reason
Speaker 1: that you don't know your child was missing is because
Speaker 1: you're missing so much within yourself. Please give Jeremy Jaron
Speaker 1: Rouse the sweet sounds and the hamiltones.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you are the dog gee of the day,
Speaker 4: dog gee ah the day.
Speaker 2: Ye, this is a shame. He definitely sounds like the
Speaker 2: dad ass autism too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like how you didn't know it the little boy
Speaker 1: wasn't in the vaccine no more?
Speaker 2: Because I thought the little boy was making noise. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know he was making noise.
Speaker 1: He didn't real I was how quiet it was once
Speaker 1: the little boy wasn't in the card no more.
Speaker 2: This is this is crazy. This is crazy. You definitely
Speaker 2: had to know. And the and the sad part is
Speaker 2: it probably happened before.
Speaker 1: It's not the first time because you you lose your
Speaker 1: autism son, and you're just like, all, well, I gotta
Speaker 1: do these deliveries.
Speaker 2: That means that must have happened before.
Speaker 1: Yeah lord, how old was the kid? Okay he was
Speaker 1: thirty five though, Yeah yeah him.
Speaker 2: Poor little boy? All right, thank you for that. Don't
Speaker 2: care today?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, please?
Speaker 2: Why man?
Speaker 1: You always want to play games. No, because wow, play
Speaker 1: a game. You don't play games, that's game.
Speaker 2: Why what is it matter? I want to play? What
Speaker 2: do you mean he was responsible? Okay? You want the
Speaker 2: only reason why you don't want to play because you
Speaker 2: already know the race. God did the story. He always
Speaker 2: knows the race. And I know the race too. You
Speaker 2: know what the race is? No play game?
Speaker 1: Play text y'all with the races. I'm gonna text y'all, textyall, No,
Speaker 1: let's play game.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, I'm gonna text y'all with the races. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to playing. I'm gonna text y'all with hold on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Patty, and don't you say it out loud.
Speaker 2: You just shut up? Oh my god.
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Speaker 5: twitch chat tell me what the race is? The chat saying,
Speaker 5: I'm not saying when the chat said, I just want
Speaker 5: to know what you'll think the races.
Speaker 2: His father is treating him for that though. You know what?
Speaker 4: You know what? Just fix my mess five A five
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