Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff you Should Know from how Stuff Works
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Speaker 1: and there's Charles W. Chuck Bryant, there's Jerry Rowland that
Speaker 1: makes this stuff you should know. Continuing Law Enforcements saga,
Speaker 1: this has got to be it. It's you say that
Speaker 1: every time. I don't think this is it. Well, this
Speaker 1: is the one that I U is one of my picks.
Speaker 1: And I stressed up until like an hour ago that
Speaker 1: we had done this, even though I looked like twenty times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I I. Um, I thought that too when
Speaker 1: I first saw it, but the article so new, there's
Speaker 1: no way we did. And then, um, I think what
Speaker 1: it was Chuck was probably the counterfeiting episode. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: probably got that one really crossed over a lot. I
Speaker 1: think you're right. We did do a good one for
Speaker 1: everybody who's not familiar on counterfeiting. I don't remember exactly when,
Speaker 1: but go check it out because it was good. Um.
Speaker 1: And the reason why the two things would have crossed
Speaker 1: over is because when most people think of Chuck the
Speaker 1: Secret Service, which we're talking about today, they think of,
Speaker 1: you know, dudes, big dudes in suits stark suits, sunglasses,
Speaker 1: got the wire in their ear. Every once a while
Speaker 1: they put their finger in the ear to look cool.
Speaker 1: You know, I thought that's just if they had, you know,
Speaker 1: your wax building up. Maybe that's the other ear. Um,
Speaker 1: And that they're usually running alongside the president as he
Speaker 1: or eventually she um is driving down the road, right, Yeah. Sure,
Speaker 1: But the Secret Services test with doing way more than that,
Speaker 1: and that's actually protecting the president or the vice president
Speaker 1: of the first Lady or certain other people. That's actually
Speaker 1: secondary to their main role. And that role actually came
Speaker 1: decades after the Secret Service was first established. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I think secondary. I took issue in the article
Speaker 1: when I read that, But I think secondary in terms
Speaker 1: of allocated uh personnel, right, but for sure primary and importance. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think protecting the president's life is more important than catching counterfeiters, right,
Speaker 1: But a much much smaller allocation of people are actually
Speaker 1: on that protection force. Yeah, and I think that's I
Speaker 1: get the impression that that's the glamorous um assignment, you know,
Speaker 1: like protecting the president specifically. It's probably pretty pretty plumb.
Speaker 1: But um, that that again, that's that's not what the
Speaker 1: bulk of people in the Secret Service are doing at
Speaker 1: any given point in time. All right, So should we
Speaker 1: go back in time a bit? Yeah? Two, Uh the
Speaker 1: close of the Civil War, of the American Civil War specifically, uh,
Speaker 1: and this was an eighteen sixty five and very with
Speaker 1: a great deal of keeping irony. Uh. I did not
Speaker 1: know this. This maybe the fact of the show. President
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln um officially signed the legislation to create the
Speaker 1: Secret Service, um the evening that he was killed dead, Yes,
Speaker 1: that day, right, he signed it and then went to
Speaker 1: the Ford Theater, I believe. Yeah. So ironic in one
Speaker 1: sense that you know, obviously you can't look at that
Speaker 1: and say, you know, it has no irony whatsoever. But
Speaker 1: not ironic when you look at what he was signing
Speaker 1: at the time, which was not hey, we need somebody
Speaker 1: to protect presidents, because that didn't come along until uh
Speaker 1: well just um, like less than thirty years later, is
Speaker 1: that right? Twenty nine? Yeah. Um, informal protection started with
Speaker 1: Grover Cleveland, but after McKinley's assassination nineteen o one was
Speaker 1: when they said, hey, maybe we need to really just
Speaker 1: codify this agency and I'll tell you about irony. It
Speaker 1: turns out that when McKinley was assassinated, there were three
Speaker 1: Secret Service agents flanking him at the time. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: read up about that one. That's one I wasn't too
Speaker 1: familiar with. I wasn't either, but it was pretty fascinating. Um.
Speaker 1: And then it was an anarchist, correct, an anarchist in Buffalo,
Speaker 1: New York, who said who came for the assassination and
Speaker 1: stayed for the hot wings? I also read about Garfield.
Speaker 1: Garfield didn't get any mentioned in here. Um, he he was.
Speaker 1: He definitely served to make the Secret Service kind of
Speaker 1: become part of presidential protection, and that he was the
Speaker 1: second of three sitting presidents to be assassinated technically while
Speaker 1: the Secret Service was in existence. So when that that
Speaker 1: assassination plot against Grover Cleveland was uncovered, they were like,
Speaker 1: all right, oh right, we really need to do something
Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, I think we should cover assassination and
Speaker 1: assassination attempts in full, because they're just far more than
Speaker 1: I Then I thought, like, once I was looking into this,
Speaker 1: I forgot that Clinton had a couple of of not
Speaker 1: so serious attempts. The one guy that you know, shot
Speaker 1: at the White House. And then the other dude tried
Speaker 1: to fly a stole a Cessna, remember that, and tried
Speaker 1: to fly it into White House. I forgot about that,
Speaker 1: and both of them, by all accounts, were assassination attempts.
Speaker 1: Just I would call them clumsy, that's yeah. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there's been a lot more than I thought. So maybe
Speaker 1: we should just knock that out one day. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we haven't already. But today, if we're
Speaker 1: talking Secret Service, just by the numbers, about six hundred
Speaker 1: people work there. About those or special agents. Another hundred
Speaker 1: are what's called uniform division officers, and then a couple
Speaker 1: of thousand plus and change of admin types, tech support,
Speaker 1: just people who keep the agency running and UM there
Speaker 1: apparently there have been women there since nine so I
Speaker 1: thought was somewhat progressive. UM. And then as of today,
Speaker 1: there's the first outsider in the the hundred year history,
Speaker 1: or no, in about a hundred years. I guess there
Speaker 1: have been outsiders previously, but the first non Secret Service
Speaker 1: agent to to rise to UM director level has been
Speaker 1: appointed by Trump. Actually a guy named text text Als
Speaker 1: General former Marine Corps General Randolph Texts. Owls is it
Speaker 1: als al's ales Alice alice is another way to say it. Uh.
Speaker 1: And you mentioned women, and of course, very famously Julia
Speaker 1: Pearson briefly lead the agency when Obama was in there.
Speaker 1: But as we'll see later on, there were quite a
Speaker 1: number of kind of things that happened in a row
Speaker 1: that we're very embarrassing for the Secret Service Agency. So
Speaker 1: she she forced out or resigned or kind of what's
Speaker 1: the difference. I think what's the difference is the impression
Speaker 1: I have so UM, I think her tenure kind of
Speaker 1: coincide at she kind of takes the brunt from what
Speaker 1: I understand, of the blame for something that that was
Speaker 1: part of a culture that has long been around part
Speaker 1: of your Secret Service, UM. And apparently one of the
Speaker 1: big problems is that it is in a thoroughly understaffed
Speaker 1: executive branch agency, like the the people who are at
Speaker 1: tasked with protecting the president and the president's family and
Speaker 1: the vice president vice president's family. UM, they are thoroughly overworked,
Speaker 1: and they also have a long standing party culture too,
Speaker 1: and as a result, you have a lot of burnout
Speaker 1: and very low morale. Apparently chucked. There was a survey
Speaker 1: done of three hundred and five federal agencies and two
Speaker 1: thousand and sixteen and the Secret Service rated dead last
Speaker 1: for employee satisfaction. Yeah, I mean that that says at all.
Speaker 1: They're not somewhere in the middle. They were number three
Speaker 1: oh five, right, So apparently at the time of this
Speaker 1: survey they were hot. They were operating with five hundred
Speaker 1: fewer people than they were authorized to hire, so they
Speaker 1: were there. It's clearly an overwork department, yes, very much. So.
Speaker 1: Apparently they've added several people since several Yeah, like seven
Speaker 1: I think seven people, yeah, seven or eight hundred people. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I think that's partially because they just were woefully
Speaker 1: and understaffed, and partially because the current president has more
Speaker 1: family than um past presidents for sure, um more adult
Speaker 1: children and their kids, and more travel going on to
Speaker 1: weekend places all over the country. So that's just gonna
Speaker 1: require more staffing, right, which is you know, probably good
Speaker 1: they needed to higher up anyway. So you want to
Speaker 1: talk history, chuck history the Service. I know, we kind
Speaker 1: of went back to eighteen sixty five, so let's stay there.
Speaker 1: We've been doing all this from eighteen sixty five the
Speaker 1: whole time. It turns out that's right. So that what
Speaker 1: the reason why the Secret Service was initially created was
Speaker 1: to combat counterfeiting, right, And I think we said in
Speaker 1: our our Counterfeiting episode, UM, there was just a ton
Speaker 1: of counterfeit bank notes in circulation in the States at
Speaker 1: the time, because if you were a bank or if
Speaker 1: you were just some guy who had a bunch of
Speaker 1: money and could gain the trust of people, you could
Speaker 1: issue your own currency there for a while, so it
Speaker 1: was really easy to print money at the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's um, the stat here is hard to believe, but
Speaker 1: of all the money was fake, all the money. That's
Speaker 1: just ridiculous. Yeah, so Lincoln knew that was a problem.
Speaker 1: UM started up the service in eighteen sixty five, and
Speaker 1: just a couple of years after that. So you know what,
Speaker 1: why don't we expand your duties UM to like fraud, smuggling,
Speaker 1: UM mail robbery and stuff like that, and and we'll
Speaker 1: stick around for some of the older stuff. But since
Speaker 1: then it's just sort of been expanded. It seems like
Speaker 1: a lot to me to include other things. But I
Speaker 1: don't know how the government runs sometimes as far as
Speaker 1: like well we need someone to monitor like fishing scams online,
Speaker 1: so it seems like the Secret Service is kind of like,
Speaker 1: let's just give it to them. But I'm sure that's
Speaker 1: not correct. You know, I thought the designation of stuff
Speaker 1: was pretty odd as well, for sure, But um, that
Speaker 1: is kind of how it's gone. It's they there as
Speaker 1: long as it has to do with law enforcement. The
Speaker 1: Secret Service feels pretty good about giving a crack at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. So, Um, besides the counterfeiting and all
Speaker 1: that stuff today, Uh, not only do they have to
Speaker 1: protect the president and vice president, they have to protect
Speaker 1: their families, um, all the former presidents and there are
Speaker 1: a lot more living former presidents now, which is another
Speaker 1: reason they need more people. Um. Medical science is fault
Speaker 1: from all the spouses, um, all the children under sixteen
Speaker 1: when you're a candidate running for president, like a major one,
Speaker 1: I doubt if well, I'm not going to make fun
Speaker 1: of anyone on the campaign trail that. I don't know
Speaker 1: if Jeff Busch had had a detail or he actually
Speaker 1: he may have. Jeff Bush is probably born with the detail, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he's he's linked twice over to the presidency, but
Speaker 1: not where accounted. Um. And then uh, all the spouses um,
Speaker 1: foreign heads of state while they visit and basically from
Speaker 1: what I gather, they can be assigned to protect anyone
Speaker 1: at any time if someone thinks it's necessary. So I
Speaker 1: think you're right about that last part that if a
Speaker 1: president says, hey, I want you guys to protect this
Speaker 1: person while they're here, that's fine. But from what I saw,
Speaker 1: I think it was a New York Times rundown based
Speaker 1: on um budgets. They they seem to say, No, it's
Speaker 1: basically like the Secret Service protects the president, the vice president,
Speaker 1: of their families, um, former presidents, that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: and that things like a foreign head of state would
Speaker 1: be covered by the Diplomatic Security Service of the State Compartment.
Speaker 1: That there's a ton of other federal security agencies that
Speaker 1: are running around Washington that people confuse for the Secret Service,
Speaker 1: but the secior Service, their mission is actually pretty pretty
Speaker 1: um uh narrow as far as protection goes. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: imagine they all are in touch with one another two
Speaker 1: just to make sure everyone butts, everyone's butts are covered.
Speaker 1: They're probably like, hey, how far can you pee? Oh no,
Speaker 1: let's see how far you compete, or they like, you know,
Speaker 1: we got a lot of dignitaries coming in and you
Speaker 1: guys got over a Secret Service and like, man, uh,
Speaker 1: all we have left is Ronnie and you don't want
Speaker 1: any guarding anybody. You know. He's good with phishing scams
Speaker 1: and that's it. Uh So the other thing it kind
Speaker 1: of surprised me is, um, big events. They are these
Speaker 1: things called National Special Security Events and uh they're under
Speaker 1: Department of Homeland Security. Now, so this can cover things
Speaker 1: like the Super Bowl. If there are enough you know,
Speaker 1: uh important people at an event like this, then the
Speaker 1: Secret Service might be there. Yeah, which I mean makes sense.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure like the local law enforcement just loves
Speaker 1: the Secret Service coming in and bossing them around, you know,
Speaker 1: but they do because it's the Super Bowl a k a.
Speaker 1: The Big Game, that's right. Um, And then you were saying,
Speaker 1: also it seemed like give it to the Secret Service
Speaker 1: whenever you look at their history. A couple of good
Speaker 1: examples of that are the Treasury Police. The revenuers basically
Speaker 1: got folded into the Secret Service, and I think nineteen
Speaker 1: seven and um, they took over the White how Police
Speaker 1: Force in right, So there's a lot of law enforcement
Speaker 1: underneath this this uh the title of Secret Service. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Another thing that I had never even heard of Electronic
Speaker 1: Crimes Tasks Forces. Yeah, I think that's kind of new. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the e C t fs. And this is after eleven
Speaker 1: and the Patriot Act, and they said, hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: we need to create these e C t fs UM
Speaker 1: basically to prevent attacks on America UM through cybercrime. Yea.
Speaker 1: So these are I mean think they're what thirty nine
Speaker 1: of them all over America and Europe, working together with
Speaker 1: other countries, other financial Crimes task forces. And this is
Speaker 1: the stuff that you know, doesn't get any of the glory,
Speaker 1: you know, huh, it's all supposed to be pretty This
Speaker 1: is kind of hush hush to begin with. UM, I think,
Speaker 1: unless it goes wrong, right, But they seemed I looked
Speaker 1: into they see to kind of focus on UM forensics
Speaker 1: like going over computers or devices for evidence or whatever. UM.
Speaker 1: They investigate data breaches and network intrusions. They do cyber intelligence,
Speaker 1: so I guess they gather intelligence from networks, but also
Speaker 1: from like some of those devices they're doing forensic work on.
Speaker 1: It's probably some of the more important work being done,
Speaker 1: to be honest, it really is. They're basically tasked with
Speaker 1: guarding the financial sector of the US, and I assume
Speaker 1: probably some of foreign countries, especially in Europe too. But
Speaker 1: then they're also doing real like low level stuff too,
Speaker 1: like credit card theft, identity theft um. So they're basically
Speaker 1: anything any crime that can be done using a computer
Speaker 1: or computer network. They seem to be fighting with the
Speaker 1: e C t f S. Yeah. Should we take a break, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do that, and we're gonna talk a
Speaker 1: little bit about the sexiest assignment of the mall. Alright,
Speaker 1: Chuck you uh, you said the we would hear about
Speaker 1: the sexiest position of the mall. What is that? The
Speaker 1: PPD the Presidential Protection Division, So this is the one
Speaker 1: that everyone thinks of a secret service when you see
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan being covered up and shoved in the back
Speaker 1: of a limo when Jerry Ford moved to Springfield. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or like you mentioned, jogging alongside the limousine, we're jogging
Speaker 1: alongside a tubby blow Bill Clinton, yeah, or riding horseback
Speaker 1: alongside Ronald Reagan. Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot he
Speaker 1: used to do that sometimes. That's one of the things
Speaker 1: this article points out is you gotta you gotta take
Speaker 1: up the hobbies of the president and Clinton very famously,
Speaker 1: you know, trotted along various wooded paths, and then Reagan
Speaker 1: would have the Secret Service round up union organizers and
Speaker 1: then he'd ride over him with his horse. Well, apparently
Speaker 1: there's a lot of horseback riding that goes on, but
Speaker 1: Reagan's was pretty intense. Like he was a real horse guy.
Speaker 1: The guy was a cowboy movie cowboy come to life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so he apparently you had to really learn to ride
Speaker 1: if you're on Reagan's team, I got you know, it's
Speaker 1: not just like trotting along like Clinton probably liked to do. Right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that Saturday Night Live when Clinton was
Speaker 1: first elected and it was Phil Hartman playing him. He
Speaker 1: was out jogging and he just he kept stopping into
Speaker 1: McDonald's on his jogging. It's a big joke. But wouldn't
Speaker 1: you wouldn't you, like, as a Secret Service agent, want
Speaker 1: to just be like, you know, be a lot safer
Speaker 1: and easier for everybody if you just hit the treadmill.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, and watch television as your as your main hobby. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of going on now. Um, all right,
Speaker 1: so this is the one that you talked about having
Speaker 1: a really high burnout rate because it's um. Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, there's the stress of I can die and
Speaker 1: am willing to die for on my on my job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and apparently there's like this, did you hear that there's
Speaker 1: a myth that they have to take an oath to
Speaker 1: take a bullet for the president? I had never heard
Speaker 1: that as specifically an oath, and I was glad to
Speaker 1: know that that was true or untrue? Right, it was untrue. Yes,
Speaker 1: there is no such out right. No, it's apparently if
Speaker 1: you are a secret service agent, you just know that
Speaker 1: that might be part of the job, and you're when
Speaker 1: you show up that day, you're willing to do it. Correct,
Speaker 1: it's supposedly, um. But beyond all the stresses of dying
Speaker 1: on the job like that, um, the the schedule itself
Speaker 1: is just really tough. Um. And I've seen a lot
Speaker 1: of different breakdowns of the on and off schedules. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if this one is the gospel truth.
Speaker 1: But the one in our article at least says two
Speaker 1: weeks of a day shift, two weeks of a midnight shift,
Speaker 1: two weeks of an evening shift, and then two weeks
Speaker 1: of training. So I guess training is just continuous. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's weird though, is I had seen, at least back
Speaker 1: in the sixties, training was code for fill out these
Speaker 1: forms that say you did all this physical fitness. So
Speaker 1: if there was like, uh, if there was two weeks
Speaker 1: of training, it seems like that. It's almost like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if it is anymore, but that would have
Speaker 1: been like a two week break, which frankly, I don't
Speaker 1: really blame them for that kind of schedule. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: go and they undergo the same training regiment as Major
Speaker 1: League Baseball umpires. Right. But the thing is, Chuck, is
Speaker 1: it's like, if you're tasked with protecting the president, everyone knows,
Speaker 1: like any organizational psychologist, anybody can tell you that when
Speaker 1: you do different shift work, you're going to mentally suffer foundly. Right,
Speaker 1: So why are we putting the people who are protecting
Speaker 1: the president and and um, you know, the first Lady
Speaker 1: and and the vice president. Why are we putting them
Speaker 1: through that kind of mental torture that doesn't make any sense?
Speaker 1: Is it really just a staffing thing? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: what's the answer. Then someone's got to take the midnight shift, sure,
Speaker 1: but that person should be like you got the midnight
Speaker 1: shift for a year. Yeah, so you can your sleep
Speaker 1: pattern can change, and then you could be like you know,
Speaker 1: when you when you rotate out to the to the
Speaker 1: day shift or the morning shift or whatever, you might
Speaker 1: have a two week transition period or so who knows,
Speaker 1: maybe you get two weeks off or something between. I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's gotta be a better way than this.
Speaker 1: This just is grueling. Well, I do know too, that
Speaker 1: that permanent midnight shifts can um leave the weirdness. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Like that's what they did with Ronnie, right, That's why
Speaker 1: Ronnie's so unreliable, because you know, on the fourth month
Speaker 1: of his midnight shift, things got strange, he got kind
Speaker 1: of pasty. I should I shouldn't have said Ronnie, because
Speaker 1: now Ee's gonna think I'm thinking Reagan. No, everybody knows,
Speaker 1: we call him Gepper. Um. So you if you are
Speaker 1: on that detail of the sitting president, like you're the
Speaker 1: cream of the crop of the PPD. Yeah, which is
Speaker 1: kind of a double edged sword because you want somebody
Speaker 1: with a lot of experience who's proven himself for herself,
Speaker 1: um over the years. But at the same time you're
Speaker 1: also starting to run up against age and slower reflexes. Um.
Speaker 1: And so if you if you look at some of
Speaker 1: the agents who are around the president, you're gonna see
Speaker 1: somebody who's probably in their forties, if not over forty.
Speaker 1: Uh And that's that's just you know, if you could
Speaker 1: have a guy or girl who's like twenty seven thirty even,
Speaker 1: they're probably going to be faster on the draw than
Speaker 1: that forty year old five year old. But they also
Speaker 1: might not know to notice certain things that the forty
Speaker 1: five year old would, right, because they're on Snapchat exactly.
Speaker 1: They're like l O L president just fell over for
Speaker 1: some reason. Uh b r b he needs help. Um,
Speaker 1: if you are, you can still be on the pp
Speaker 1: D though, and not actually be on the detail of
Speaker 1: protecting the president in that moment, Like if you can
Speaker 1: be on the pp D and be on the assessment team,
Speaker 1: like any any sort of well, first of all, anyone
Speaker 1: who's ever made a threat on the president in any way,
Speaker 1: whether it's Twitter or like a letter that shows up
Speaker 1: at the White House, they are thoroughly investigated in person.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure, I hadn't realized. Uh. And any
Speaker 1: any kind of advance um work they have to do,
Speaker 1: like if the president's traveling UM, which you know happens
Speaker 1: all the time. There's always some sort of advance um
Speaker 1: intelligence going on about where the president's going, the town,
Speaker 1: if they're visiting a restaurant, if they're staying in a hotel, um,
Speaker 1: all kinds of like background checks are going on with
Speaker 1: every employee that works there. Yeah, and like if the
Speaker 1: president follows a bit of a pattern, you know, like
Speaker 1: going to the same place like a win or White
Speaker 1: House or a Western white House or something like that,
Speaker 1: like that place is covered, it's checked out, it's probably
Speaker 1: guarded all the time. So they'll do advance once and
Speaker 1: then maybe updated here or there. But what's post is
Speaker 1: the real headache and nightmare for the Secret Service is
Speaker 1: when they're going to places they haven't been before or
Speaker 1: haven't been in a while, and so they've got to
Speaker 1: do all of this incredible analysis and planning. They've got
Speaker 1: to figure out, Okay, well, this is the route the
Speaker 1: president is going to take through the hotel. Uh, and
Speaker 1: then if this happens, then here's the escape route. If
Speaker 1: an incident happens, you know, in the next corridor, here's
Speaker 1: the scape route. Here are two alternate routes to the
Speaker 1: original route. Um. And look, there's a pretty good place
Speaker 1: for a sniper to be, so we need to keep
Speaker 1: our eyes up there. If there's a fire, we need
Speaker 1: to leave here. Um. This that's just like one place.
Speaker 1: And then like you said, they also do background checks too,
Speaker 1: so that any employee apparently who has any kind of
Speaker 1: criminal record, um. At say like a hotel that the
Speaker 1: president is going to be staying and they're not allowed
Speaker 1: to work while the president's there, which is like half
Speaker 1: the staff of every hotel. I would guess that that
Speaker 1: could be kind of problematic for some hotels, you know,
Speaker 1: not to say that their staff of criminals, but at
Speaker 1: the very least, well it said even like yeah, minor,
Speaker 1: minor stuff like they're gonna say, you tell Ronnie to
Speaker 1: stay home, and the manage would be like I thought
Speaker 1: Ronnie was with you, and then Ronnie's and the presses
Speaker 1: enter and the financial system collapses. The president, if they
Speaker 1: stay in a hotel there, they will own three floors
Speaker 1: of that hotel in full um, the one the president
Speaker 1: is on, one above it, and the one below it. Um.
Speaker 1: And apparently it's I read one little insider thing on
Speaker 1: when the president stays at a at a hotel that
Speaker 1: they normally don't. It's just a nightmare for the hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in every way, yep, you know, and for the people
Speaker 1: who were staying there, especially if it was sudden, you know,
Speaker 1: because um, you don't have a reservation there anymore. True,
Speaker 1: Like ts, sorry, what else could you do? You could
Speaker 1: be on the video in the video department of the
Speaker 1: p p D because they film all this stuff pp
Speaker 1: D a V club. Basically, Uh, every motorcade is filmed
Speaker 1: or videoed. Obviously I say filmed because I'm old. Um,
Speaker 1: anytime the president's traveling like that, all this stuff is
Speaker 1: on tape again, not on tape reels because like there's
Speaker 1: a Prouder film, like you need to have this stuff
Speaker 1: in case of an attack or an assassination attempt. Um,
Speaker 1: so you can you know, rewind and watch the crowd. Right,
Speaker 1: it's just handy, but it's kind of reactive, whereas like
Speaker 1: the advanced people are proactive and trying to prevent an
Speaker 1: incident from ever taking place. Right, did you mention the details?
Speaker 1: They are specific to like people who are permanently guarded.
Speaker 1: So there, if you're a Secret Service agent, you might
Speaker 1: be assigned to like a field office, and if the
Speaker 1: president comes to your state, you might be called up
Speaker 1: to go work what's called the standing position, which is
Speaker 1: literally just standing around. Right, So if you're if it's
Speaker 1: a hotel room, this article uses a pretty good example.
Speaker 1: If it's a hotel that the President is staying at,
Speaker 1: the advanced team who goes right before the president arrives
Speaker 1: with the President will say clear to steer a stairwell,
Speaker 1: checked it for anything, cleared it, and then you come
Speaker 1: in and you stand there and make sure nothing changes
Speaker 1: to that stairwell. No one else comes in. Uh, no
Speaker 1: one drops anything off, there's nothing like that. That's your job,
Speaker 1: right then, that's probably a pretty common assignment for somebody
Speaker 1: who works protection in the Secret Service, right Yeah. But
Speaker 1: if you are protecting, say the first Lady, you're going
Speaker 1: to be part of a detail that is a crew
Speaker 1: of people whose job it is to protect the first Lady,
Speaker 1: and they get to be pretty close apparently U or
Speaker 1: it can happen, I guess you mean emotionally, romantically, no,
Speaker 1: emotionally surprised that hadn't been a wrong come yet. It's
Speaker 1: like Three's Company, but in the White House. But it's
Speaker 1: funny you mentioned that stairway detail like, that's literally the
Speaker 1: worst job you can get as a p A on
Speaker 1: the film set. Yeah, that's pretty bad. It's called lock
Speaker 1: up where you're like three blocks away just saying no, three,
Speaker 1: you can't go around this corner, right, And there's always
Speaker 1: a guy like me who's like, uh, you can't legally
Speaker 1: keep me from walking on the sidewalks public sidewalk. J
Speaker 1: I was the worst lock up guy when I was
Speaker 1: a p A because I would always just be like,
Speaker 1: all right, you're totally right. People choke you look them
Speaker 1: through again. I'm like, dude, what am I gonna do,
Speaker 1: like physically restrain somebody. I always felt so bad when
Speaker 1: we were shooting our TV show. Yeah, when people were
Speaker 1: redirected from their normal path. You know, we look at
Speaker 1: the bright side. You didn't have to feel bad for
Speaker 1: too long. That's there's also the food detail. Um, and
Speaker 1: even in the White House with the very much trusted
Speaker 1: White House uh cooking staff, there's someone in the kitchen
Speaker 1: from Secret Service watching over that stuff. Yeah, making sure
Speaker 1: seven didn't have any kind of break and is now
Speaker 1: trying to poison the president. Correct. Apparently if you want
Speaker 1: to order a pizza though, as the president, like literally
Speaker 1: I don't want the White House pizza. I want the
Speaker 1: pizza from whatever. Uh, you can do that, but they
Speaker 1: say that they send it to, um a different address.
Speaker 1: They send it to the Naval Observatory usually just to
Speaker 1: kind of throw them off the scent. Seems smart, but
Speaker 1: certainly not fool proof. No, you know, but I guess,
Speaker 1: especially now that you just told everybody, I guess it
Speaker 1: couldn't poison every pizza going to the Naval observatory though,
Speaker 1: because they would be outed. I don't know, like some
Speaker 1: evil organization like Specter probably could. Yeah, that's true. Good point. Um,
Speaker 1: this is a pretty is that a good point? I think?
Speaker 1: So this is a pretty expensive process to the fiscal year.
Speaker 1: That is uh seven d and fifty million dollars on
Speaker 1: just protective operations, which is about half of its overall budget,
Speaker 1: which is a you know, I mean, it's worth it, obviously,
Speaker 1: but that's a lot of dough going towards the very
Speaker 1: smallest thing that you do. When half your money is
Speaker 1: spent on that, then uh, you're gonna run out of money, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they did actually um the fiscal year a gooes.
Speaker 1: We're recording actually before the end of the two thousand,
Speaker 1: seventeen fiscal year. But the Secret Service said, UM, we're
Speaker 1: gonna run out of money like right around the end
Speaker 1: of the fiscal year, and we still have three more
Speaker 1: months of operations that we have to do, So what
Speaker 1: do you want to do? You know? And apparently there
Speaker 1: was also I was I was reading in the Washington
Speaker 1: Post about um a dispute over money about actually terms
Speaker 1: of a lease when um this the Secret Service tried
Speaker 1: to rent out office space in the headquarters in Trump
Speaker 1: Tower that the Trump organization UM said you should go
Speaker 1: find office space elsewhere because they couldn't come to terms
Speaker 1: on a lease somehow, And so the Secret Service moved
Speaker 1: down to a trailer on the sidewalk in front of
Speaker 1: Trump Tower, which I guess they found out that they
Speaker 1: burned through all their money and they were like, you
Speaker 1: guys go to a trailer on the sidewalk. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: probably the most expense of property in the world that
Speaker 1: has a trailer on their front lawn. It's pretty funny, um,
Speaker 1: And we should mention we joked about the dark glasses
Speaker 1: that was actually do sort of function. Um, they're not
Speaker 1: just trying to look cool, they're trying to um keep
Speaker 1: their eyes hidden for what they're looking at. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what was that one agent's name and uh um
Speaker 1: taxi driver in the line of fire. No, no, it
Speaker 1: has nothing to do Secret Service Matrix. The matrix. Oh
Speaker 1: this is Smith, right, the main bad guy I think so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought he did a good job rocking the glasses
Speaker 1: and everything. So that literally had nothing to do with
Speaker 1: anything but him looking cool and glasses. Right, Okay, you
Speaker 1: want to take a break, Yeah, let's do. I think
Speaker 1: I just threw us off. We probably should and regroup.
Speaker 1: H all right, Chuck. We talked a little bit about
Speaker 1: other stuff that the Secret Service gets down on UM counterfeiting,
Speaker 1: male fraud. Those are some throwbacks, but then they've got
Speaker 1: the whole new cyber crime thing with like fishing and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. But they also have UM to combat
Speaker 1: this crime. They've accrued some pretty cool stuff over there
Speaker 1: over the years, not the least of which is an
Speaker 1: ink library. Yeah. This I think is for me the
Speaker 1: coolest part of this show. So this article types of
Speaker 1: ink I saw eleven thousand, four hundred. That's believable. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the idea is they literally have collected since the
Speaker 1: nineteen twenties, what they think is every kind end of
Speaker 1: ink and every kind of pin that is ever been made. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the goal at least so they can use that. UM.
Speaker 1: I think when like when Bick makes a new pin,
Speaker 1: they will send them their ank and stuff. Otherwise they
Speaker 1: have to collect it. And this is who I didn't like.
Speaker 1: You know, if they ever get a letter about any
Speaker 1: kind of crime that is under their per view, they
Speaker 1: have a database to compare it to UM. And not
Speaker 1: just with things like ransom notes and threatening letters. Apparently
Speaker 1: they'll use that kind of stuff for if somebody's forged
Speaker 1: a baseball signed by Babe Ruth or something. I said,
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, Um, if it's like a really high profile
Speaker 1: crime that has to do with ink, they'll they'll freelance
Speaker 1: for somebody. Interesting. Yeah, and they use gas chromatography. It's
Speaker 1: not just like this one looks black. Oh, this one's black.
Speaker 1: I figured out who did it. Um. But the the apparently,
Speaker 1: if you're a field agent going around own the world,
Speaker 1: the Ink Library guys will ask you to like grab
Speaker 1: some pens while you're in you know, Cartagena. Oh really,
Speaker 1: it's like a standing request. They also have an information
Speaker 1: database for handwriting too, the forensic information system for handwriting
Speaker 1: database or phish Yeah, decent acronym yes see, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it breaks our one rule of acronymic, which is just
Speaker 1: kind of forgetting about another word. So it looks cooler
Speaker 1: right yeah than fished, right right exactly, Or it could
Speaker 1: be the Phish database. I guess that's true fish. So
Speaker 1: this is basically just a handwriting database, and I imagine
Speaker 1: there's a lot of overlap here with FBI and CIA,
Speaker 1: don't you think, um what else? Ninety four they added uh,
Speaker 1: providing Evidence and Assistance to Missing and Exploited Children. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty cool. Uh. And their big
Speaker 1: bag though, was really um counterfeiting in bank fraud. Um.
Speaker 1: They executed twenty one more than arrests um for stuff
Speaker 1: like that and recovered it. They recover a lot of
Speaker 1: money every year too, right. Yeah. There was one bust
Speaker 1: in two thousand and sixteen and Lima, Peru, where they
Speaker 1: recovered like three million in counterfeit US dollars and fifty
Speaker 1: thou counterfeit euros. Not bad, which I think was their
Speaker 1: biggest single bus to date. It's a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of mula. It is a lot of fake moula.
Speaker 1: So do you what if you want to be what
Speaker 1: if Josh wants to be in the Secret Service? I
Speaker 1: don't think that's gonna work out for me. Well, it's
Speaker 1: too late first, they Yeah, you have to be between
Speaker 1: twenty one and thirty seven. You have to do a
Speaker 1: pp screen. Yeah. Um, they don't want you to have
Speaker 1: any visible tattoos or piercings, which I imagine that's probably
Speaker 1: getting harder and harder these days. Yeah, it's probably not
Speaker 1: a good look to have, like the presidential detailed guy
Speaker 1: having those big ear ring gauges. Right, So what those
Speaker 1: are called gauge? Yeah, you know, like one of those
Speaker 1: big two inters. Can you fit a hot dog through it? Yes?
Speaker 1: I can. You're hired. Uh No tattoos, a piercings? What else?
Speaker 1: You gotta pass that polygraph? You gotta take a physical. Um,
Speaker 1: gotta get that Secret Service Uh top security clearance? What
Speaker 1: can take? It can take geez nine months to get that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I looked into that. Depending on what level of
Speaker 1: security you're looking for, it says nine nine months here,
Speaker 1: but I saw they could do it in like sixty days.
Speaker 1: But depending on how thorough they go, like they're either
Speaker 1: going to go back five years or ten years into
Speaker 1: your past. They're gonna interview your coworkers, your neighbors, your friends,
Speaker 1: your pastor whoever, and they're gonna ask him all sorts
Speaker 1: of personal questions like is uh is this guy a freak?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, like a freak freak? Um?
Speaker 1: Does he you like to get wasted? Uh? Does he
Speaker 1: love America? What country? Does he like as much of
Speaker 1: not more than America? Which is stuff like that? Like, seriously,
Speaker 1: they're gonna they they're gonna look into what your foreign
Speaker 1: preferences are. You know, Ronnie, he was always going on
Speaker 1: about Spain. Yeah, I couldn't get enough that explains it.
Speaker 1: His whole catchphrase was oh ay. So if you go
Speaker 1: through all that, you take a written test, you have
Speaker 1: an interview. If you pass all that junk, the new
Speaker 1: you are sent to lovely Glencoe, Georgia, right here in
Speaker 1: our our home state, to the Federal Law Enforcement Training
Speaker 1: Center for ten weeks of training. Uh. This is down
Speaker 1: down near the Georgia coast where it's hot and humid
Speaker 1: and muggy. Yeah, but if you want some good shrimp,
Speaker 1: it's a good place to train, I imagine. So. Um,
Speaker 1: so you know, ten weeks of hardcore training, then an
Speaker 1: eighteen week course at a place called the James S.
Speaker 1: Rowley Center in Beltsville, Maryland, which is basically Camp X. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of the special Special Agent Basic Training Center. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's the one where it's probably i mean they
Speaker 1: teach you how to shoot guns. I'm sure you already
Speaker 1: know at this point. I doubt if it's like I
Speaker 1: never held one of these emergency medicine that's a big one. Um.
Speaker 1: I saw that they travel with the president with um
Speaker 1: a full full supply of the president's blood, which makes sense.
Speaker 1: I never really thought about that, like as many leaders
Speaker 1: are as in the president right then, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I mean it said, uh, they said what they they're
Speaker 1: trained in what's called ten minute medicine, which is they
Speaker 1: never want to have the president more than ten minutes
Speaker 1: away from a trauma center. And uh, not only that,
Speaker 1: when the president is traveling, they have an agent at
Speaker 1: the nearest hospital already who has gone through the operating
Speaker 1: room and emergency staff. So they have these bags of
Speaker 1: blood if a transfusion is knee did and um, you know,
Speaker 1: basically in that just that ten minutes, they need to
Speaker 1: be able to keep the president alive, Yeah, which was
Speaker 1: a big deal. When Reagan was shot. Yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to talk about that, Yeah, I mean he he was
Speaker 1: shot in the chest. It was it was bad yeah,
Speaker 1: by John Hinckley Jr. Right, Yeah, or as our articles
Speaker 1: just says, a crazed assassin. Yeah. I thought that was
Speaker 1: really weird, Like maybe the author was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: putting his name in print, I'm not giving him any press.
Speaker 1: It definitely seemed weird to not say who it was.
Speaker 1: And Hinckley was trying to impress Jodie Foster so that
Speaker 1: she would fall in love with them and they could
Speaker 1: move into the White House if I remember correctly. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So to do that, right, you had to get Reagan
Speaker 1: out of the way. And Reagan was coming out of
Speaker 1: the Washington Hilton Hotel hed just given a speech. This
Speaker 1: is in I think, uh, January one. It was early
Speaker 1: in night one, and um Hinckley walked up and just
Speaker 1: shot him at least twice I think got him once
Speaker 1: in the shoulder and then once in the chest. It
Speaker 1: might be confusing with another assassination. He definitely got him
Speaker 1: in the chest, like you said. And there was this
Speaker 1: agent named Jerry Parr, who was I think like fifty
Speaker 1: at the time. Um, and he immediately threw I think
Speaker 1: he threw his coat over Reagan. Threw Reagan into the limo,
Speaker 1: landed on him and shut the door and told the
Speaker 1: limo driver to drive. And Reagan UM was like, I
Speaker 1: think you broke one of my ribs throw me into
Speaker 1: the limo, did you know that? And he said that's
Speaker 1: the bullet, sir, right. But yeah, that's when Parr was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you got hit. So he told the limo to go
Speaker 1: to the hospital instead of the White House. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he was. Um had blood coming out of his mouth,
Speaker 1: which was the surefire telltale sign that he had. There
Speaker 1: was a lung punctured apparently when you're bleeding from the mouth,
Speaker 1: and so he knew, no, no, no, we we need
Speaker 1: to go straight to the hospital and not too whatever
Speaker 1: medical staff we have at the White House. Ye, saved
Speaker 1: his life, he did it. He actually became convinced from
Speaker 1: what I saw that um uh, he had been chosen
Speaker 1: by God to save Reagan's life. And he became like
Speaker 1: a pastor after that. Oh yeah interesting yeah, well, um,
Speaker 1: the speaking of limos, the driver of that limo is
Speaker 1: trained I mean the presidential limo is bulletproof, flat tire proof,
Speaker 1: um as bomb proof as it can be. And the
Speaker 1: driver is trained. It's like a you know, it's like
Speaker 1: a trained stunt driver, right, and it's a Secret Service driver, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they need to be able to they're trained to
Speaker 1: do those like super cool looking one eight moves to
Speaker 1: get the heck out of there, to drive backwards at
Speaker 1: high speeds, and um, all the other stuff that you
Speaker 1: see stuntman stunt drivers do these, the Secret Service limo
Speaker 1: drivers can do so. On the other end of the spectrum,
Speaker 1: speaking of limo drivers from the Secret Service, um is
Speaker 1: JFK's assassination. Um. I read this in this article didn't
Speaker 1: even mention that, right. It's like in the Secret Service
Speaker 1: successes and failures not even mentioned at all. So I
Speaker 1: read this article on it from Vanity Fair that was
Speaker 1: called could the Secret Service have saved JFK? Go read it?
Speaker 1: Totally worthwhile read. But they um, apparently the Secret Service guys,
Speaker 1: not all of them, but a handful of them. We're
Speaker 1: out partying like all night, uh the night before into
Speaker 1: the morning, um, and showed up after three or four
Speaker 1: maybe five hours of sleep in some cases, uh, ready
Speaker 1: for duty. And if you look at it through that lens,
Speaker 1: apparently you can see how yeah, it looks a lot
Speaker 1: like being hungover and maybe even still a little drunk.
Speaker 1: Definitely affected their responses. And one of the guys, um
Speaker 1: was the limo driver who UM really like took it
Speaker 1: personally immediately that he had failed. But he he did.
Speaker 1: He didn't swerve, he didn't speed up, He just tapped
Speaker 1: the brake a little bit and actually, if anything, gave
Speaker 1: um Lee Harvey Oswald a clear second fatal shot. UM.
Speaker 1: And they think that it was because of this culture
Speaker 1: of like drinking and partying that was just endemic at
Speaker 1: the time, UM, and that it actually led to JFK's potential.
Speaker 1: Potentially he his life could have been saved, is what
Speaker 1: the article says. Obviously could have died from the neck wound,
Speaker 1: but they didn't do enough in retrospect to protect against
Speaker 1: that second fatal shot. That definitely did it. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: worth reading man. Well, I mean, you talk about the
Speaker 1: party atmosphere, and I think early on some listeners MND
Speaker 1: have thought you were kidding around. But that's really the
Speaker 1: case apparently, UM. And it probably has a lot to
Speaker 1: do with just how understaff and overwork they are that
Speaker 1: they kind of unwind. Um. They have been known to
Speaker 1: unwind and pretty epic fashion. Um. And and recently and
Speaker 1: in the last like five or six years, have been
Speaker 1: some pretty high profile blemishes on the agency. One in
Speaker 1: two thousand twelve when a bunch of agents a hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy five I went to Columbia um before Obama visit,
Speaker 1: and twelve of them were caught taking prostitutes back to
Speaker 1: their hotel. And apparently the same kind of thing happened
Speaker 1: the year before in El Salvador Um. And then wasn't
Speaker 1: there another kind of big party bust or something? Yeah Amsterdam?
Speaker 1: Oh right, well, of course, yeah, there were three agents
Speaker 1: were found passed out drunk, one of them in the
Speaker 1: hallway of the hotel that the President was staying at
Speaker 1: the below and um, they got sent home and put
Speaker 1: on leave for that. And they came like right on
Speaker 1: the heels well two years later after the first scandal
Speaker 1: in two thousand twelve, and that was on the heels
Speaker 1: of Oscar or take a hernandez um shooting at the
Speaker 1: White House. Why he did that, well, I mean he
Speaker 1: claimed he was Jesus I hadn't. I hadn't had a
Speaker 1: chance to look up at on that one, and I
Speaker 1: just didn't know what his motive was. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: by all accounts, I think he was mentally ill. He
Speaker 1: claimed like he made a video for Oprah Winfrey incident
Speaker 1: to her claiming he was Jesus. And it's funny if
Speaker 1: you look at the guy, he looks like Jesus. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, whatever your conception of Jesus is, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but the kind of the classic Jesus um figure that
Speaker 1: you see a lot, the guy kind of looked a
Speaker 1: lot like him, like more more than you do. Let's say,
Speaker 1: I could I could see that most people do look
Speaker 1: more like Jesus than me. But he he fired a
Speaker 1: semi automatic weapon rifle at the White House quite a
Speaker 1: few shots. And this was just kind of bungled. The
Speaker 1: investigation was bungled. They had no clue what was happening,
Speaker 1: what was going on. It took four full days to
Speaker 1: realize that he actually hit the White House. And that's
Speaker 1: when a housekeeper said, you know, there's broken glass and
Speaker 1: cement on the floor in here. Remember, Michelle Obama was
Speaker 1: really upset. I can imagine that this happened. They weren't
Speaker 1: home at the time, but I think one of the
Speaker 1: daughters was um. And this is, you know, after the
Speaker 1: same thing. It happened in the Clinton administration. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't remember that at all. The Clinton one. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was another guy that just you know, shot at the
Speaker 1: White House. Basically, yeah, I think he did it from
Speaker 1: the street, but this guy actually got through. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: was this one from the street too? I think it
Speaker 1: was from the fence, Okay, but no, the guy that
Speaker 1: got through was a guy with a knife. Yes, made
Speaker 1: it through several lines of security, through the fence and
Speaker 1: made it all the way to the north portico, which
Speaker 1: is basically the front door of the White House, with
Speaker 1: a knife before he was finally apprehended. Said he was
Speaker 1: caught sprinting towards the front door with a knife. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that was And again, the capital or the White House
Speaker 1: police are part of the Secret Service too, And these
Speaker 1: are the people who look like you know, paramilitary police
Speaker 1: officers patrolling the White House. They're part of the Secret
Speaker 1: Service police. Wow. So yeah it was. There were a
Speaker 1: bunch of controversies that rocked the place, which is why
Speaker 1: one some people are like, oh, it might be good
Speaker 1: that this Marine Corps colonel who has no connection to
Speaker 1: the Secret Services coming in maybe bring in a fresh perspective,
Speaker 1: because I guess there was a study that found that
Speaker 1: it was an insular culture that has historically been resistant
Speaker 1: to change. As the Congressional investigation, so who knows, but
Speaker 1: they've done a lot of good too. Agreed. I can't can't,
Speaker 1: just don't want to just end on the controversies, but man,
Speaker 1: there's been some doozies. Are you got anything else? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got just a couple of more little things that
Speaker 1: if you look up like coolest Secret Service secrets. There's
Speaker 1: just an abundance of articles, um, from mental flaws to
Speaker 1: breeders digest and I compiled a couple of these and
Speaker 1: we've gone over most of them, but this one I
Speaker 1: thought was neat Um. Secret Service isn't actually in the
Speaker 1: Oval office most times, UM like inside the room. They're
Speaker 1: right outside. But they have installed weight sensitive pressure pads
Speaker 1: throughout the Oval office, so they know where the president
Speaker 1: is at all times. Oh wow, that sounds like it's
Speaker 1: made up, but it's supposedly true. I could see that. Um,
Speaker 1: when the President delivers the State of the Union, they
Speaker 1: hold one member of the cabinet behind hidden at Mount
Speaker 1: Weather in case someone bombs the entire thing. That's like
Speaker 1: that show Designated Survivor that I've never seen never What
Speaker 1: is that? It's like, uh Keia not Kena Reeves Key
Speaker 1: for Sutherland show where he's like a cabinet member who
Speaker 1: who like, I think that very thing happened and like
Speaker 1: there was bombing and it killed everybody and now he's president.
Speaker 1: That's all I know. Uh what else? The headquarters of
Speaker 1: Secret Service in Washington, d C. Does not have trash
Speaker 1: cans anywhere near it on the sidewalk, okay, because you know,
Speaker 1: put a bomb in there. Apparently Reagan carried a gun,
Speaker 1: his own gun. I believe that right. He carried a
Speaker 1: thirty eight in his briefcase and apparently uh Vice President
Speaker 1: Bush didn't even know about it. Wow, really, that's what
Speaker 1: it says. He found out the hard way. And then uh,
Speaker 1: when he crossed drawnnee and some policy yeah, President Ronnie,
Speaker 1: not oh yeah the gipper. Yeah, not Secret Service Ronnie.
Speaker 1: When he crossed the gipper. Uh. And then finally, um,
Speaker 1: apparently the code word for when there's a big private
Speaker 1: investigation going on at the White House. They they're renovating
Speaker 1: a room, so the First family gets out of the
Speaker 1: house and they don't really know what's going on. And
Speaker 1: so it said over the years, whenever you hear like
Speaker 1: Clinton Obama renovated the treaty room, Clinton renovated Room Bush
Speaker 1: renovated the briefing room. Clinton's was the music room. Apparently
Speaker 1: those were all um private investigations going on. I don't understand. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess they just they need to set
Speaker 1: up shop in the White House and too even not
Speaker 1: alert the first family that that's going on. They'll quote
Speaker 1: renovate unquote a room. Wow. That sounds a little hinky
Speaker 1: to me, though. It does like I would guess that
Speaker 1: the president is a prize of just about everything that's
Speaker 1: going on, including investigations. Yeah, there may be some more
Speaker 1: clarity on that that someone will know an email us
Speaker 1: about where did they come from Reader's digest Now I
Speaker 1: think that, Uh well, boo, that was huff po a
Speaker 1: bunch of commies. Yeah. Really, they'll say anything to make
Speaker 1: the president look bad. Pe Well, don't take it seriously. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you got anything else now? Uh no, sir? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: if you want to know more about the secret Service.
Speaker 1: Go check out this article on how stuff works. And
Speaker 1: since I said go check it out, it's time for
Speaker 1: a listener mail. I'm gonna call this one of two
Speaker 1: on Satanism that we're gonna read. I want to thank
Speaker 1: you guys for the Satanism episode. I myself am a
Speaker 1: Satanist and remember the Satanic Temple. I appreciate you voicing
Speaker 1: my faith in objective and fair manner, but I do
Speaker 1: take issue with you calling us hippies. Feel your summation
Speaker 1: the various TST programs and that's the Satanic Church or
Speaker 1: a temple uh to accurately represent much of what we
Speaker 1: strive to do. But I wish you had taken the
Speaker 1: time to go over the our core beliefs like you
Speaker 1: did the Church of Satan. And then he sent them
Speaker 1: to me, so I'll just read them, and he said,
Speaker 1: here's a fiver for each of you. What wish um.
Speaker 1: One should strive to act with compassion and empathy towards
Speaker 1: all creatures. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and
Speaker 1: necessary pursuit should prevail over laws and institutions. One's body
Speaker 1: is invite, inviolable, subject to one's own will. Alone. The
Speaker 1: freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend.
Speaker 1: A belief should conform to our best scientific understanding of
Speaker 1: the world. Uh, we should never care to distort scientific
Speaker 1: facts to fit our beliefs. That's a good one. People
Speaker 1: are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do
Speaker 1: our best directify it and resolve any harm. And finally,
Speaker 1: every tenant is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility
Speaker 1: and action and thought. Yeah, so he said, the takeaway
Speaker 1: basically is what we try and reflect as a focus
Speaker 1: on scientific inquiry, nobility and action and thought and respect
Speaker 1: for oneself and others. And he closes out by saying,
Speaker 1: Haile satan and his name is Caleb Tarat Tuta Tera Tuta.
Speaker 1: Sorry but I thought it was Caleb Tarantula, and I
Speaker 1: was like, that's a great name for a Satanist, like
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