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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's way ahead but already gearing

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Speaker 1: up for Halloween with a spooky food storage idea called

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Speaker 1: tupper Werewolf. It's where if someone steals your leftovers out

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Speaker 1: of the company fridge, listen for your temperware to howl

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Speaker 1: out in agony, exactly where it is. Plus it only

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Speaker 1: unlocks during full moons.

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Speaker 2: Who got to be hungry?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do no bad ideas. Whenever we do laser stories.

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Speaker 1: This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: There's other no class or roles. Just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of social media central.

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Speaker 1: Remember that TikTok trend where people would crack eggs on

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Speaker 1: their foreheads of unsuspecting friends and family members, and then

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Speaker 1: they would post their shocked reactions online.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like when they're baking or whatever.

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Speaker 1: God even wilder when people started doing it to their kids.

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Speaker 3: Those are the ones that were in my algorithm.

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Speaker 2: Well here's some vengeance.

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Speaker 1: A mother in Sweden did that challenge to her daughter

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Speaker 1: and was just convicted of harassment. No way, Yes, she

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Speaker 1: was ordered to pay her six year old two thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars for posting a video of herself cracking an egg

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Speaker 1: on the poor girl's head.

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Speaker 2: I want the court case where the baby lawyers are

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Speaker 2: representing the baby.

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Speaker 3: I know, I feel like it's kind of deserved. They're

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Speaker 3: kind of like whenever the parents are doing that, I'm like, man,

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Speaker 3: that's kind of me.

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Speaker 2: They can't stop you, right, Kid's just like so happy

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Speaker 2: to be with the parents. Bam.

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Speaker 1: Crazy thing is the daughter wasn't the one who made

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Speaker 1: the complaint. Someone else did, and a prosecutor picked it

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Speaker 1: up and ran with it, and arguab to judge that

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Speaker 1: this just wasn't fun, it was cruel.

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Speaker 2: This is a little much.

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Speaker 3: Do you think the six year old came in a

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Speaker 3: little power suit to prosecute.

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Speaker 1: Her now with a little neck brace onto The judge

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Speaker 1: agreed with that sentiment and said, quote to record and

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Speaker 1: humiliate a child then broadcast it to thousands of people,

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Speaker 1: I find that incredibly degrading, to which the opposing lawyer

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Speaker 1: interjected and said it was actually more like millions abuse,

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Speaker 1: not thousands.

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Speaker 2: Let's not downplay the virality of my.

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Speaker 3: Clients video flowers.

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Speaker 2: So that obviously didn't help.

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Speaker 1: Also, the mother insisted it was just a harmless prank,

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Speaker 1: but that argument fell on deaf ears.

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Speaker 2: So her, I.

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Speaker 3: Think you just keep like I do, your embarrassing, humiliating

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Speaker 3: videos within family group chats.

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Speaker 1: Now the little girl will have two grand waiting for

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Speaker 1: her in a trust account for when she turns eighteen,

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Speaker 1: along with a fun little video to traumatize her forever.

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Speaker 2: That's sweet.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Kansas. Old man

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Speaker 1: named Gordon Pierce was in trouble with his drug dealer. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I hate these stories where the drug dealers and their

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Speaker 1: clients aren't getting along.

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Speaker 2: There's a dynamic there. It's kind of like your barber man.

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Speaker 1: He owed his dealer a lot of money, almost almost

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Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars. How are you.

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Speaker 2: Alive, bro?

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Speaker 3: How is the dealer still working with this or how

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Speaker 3: is this.

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Speaker 2: Guy still walking?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I couldn't pay him back, so he was worried that

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Speaker 1: the guy might hurt him or worse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why Gordon came up with a plan. Oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if it was really a good one.

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Speaker 3: It's not if we're talking about it.

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Speaker 1: A few weeks ago, he stole a rare eight hundred

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Speaker 1: pounds Spanish American War cannon from a park in Wichita.

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Speaker 2: Nobody get down today, No one'll ever know. Right, I'll

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Speaker 2: use it.

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Speaker 3: It is this what he's going to pay his drug

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Speaker 3: dealer with, Like I want a cannon, man.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't a history buff, but he'd heard that there

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Speaker 1: was some copper in those old park styles.

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Speaker 2: It's not the history value, it's the freaking copper. I know, smart, right, smart?

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Speaker 3: Just strip a construction site like everybody else.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll get more.

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Speaker 1: Well, he got a homeless guy to help him rip

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Speaker 1: it out of the ground, climb into He used a

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Speaker 1: chain and an old Chevy tahoe to drag it away,

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Speaker 3: And guess how much copper he found? None.

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Speaker 1: Well, he didn't even get to that point. He took

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Speaker 1: the parts to his dealer to show him. He's working

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Speaker 3: I got this can. It's good. There's gonna be some

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Speaker 3: money in it.

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Speaker 2: Is well.

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Speaker 1: The dealer's reaction, he called the plan quote stupid. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and even though he was a drug dealer, called the

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Speaker 2: The guy in. I'm willing to go to jail for

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Speaker 2: a few days. Yeah, yeah, damn when your drug dealer

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Speaker 2: calls the cops on you and it's a bad day.

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Speaker 1: Gordon was charged with theft of property, aggravated criminal damage

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Speaker 3: Darn it, but that drug dealer's got the dumbest client

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Speaker 3: story for the rest of his life.

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Speaker 2: If he's a crack and I'm surprised he didn't make

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Speaker 2: the cannon into.

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Speaker 1: A pipe his next lazer stories out of Sweet Treat Headquarters.

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Speaker 1: Not sure if you've noticed, but salted Caramel staging a

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Speaker 1: big comeback this year. It left camel from desserts to drinks.

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Speaker 2: Experts say it's the first.

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Speaker 1: Thing in the last decade that could give pumpkin spice

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Speaker 3: This fall, Salted Caramel's that's pumpkin spice and caramel going

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Speaker 3: your PSL is going down.

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Speaker 1: Confectionologists say its premium taste profile and instagrammable color help

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Speaker 1: it stand out. While social media has only amplified the

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Speaker 1: craze because lately TikTok's been flooded with mouthwatering posts like

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Speaker 1: KFC Philippines Salted Caramel Craze, Flavored Chicken.

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Speaker 2: Glaze Carmel, and in the glaze of the chicken.

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Speaker 1: Butterfinger got on board too with its salted caramel candy bar.

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Speaker 2: Hasty sense I.

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Speaker 3: Just saw was doing a caramel thing, but I don't

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Speaker 3: know if it was salted or not.

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Speaker 1: Not to mention Las salted caramel Potato Chips, Starbucks salted

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Speaker 1: caramel cold foam, Breway Hogandas's Sea salt caramel ice cream,

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Speaker 1: and even McCormick's salted caramel finishing sugar.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's interesting how Jeff goes with

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Speaker 3: caramel and caramel. You just like, you can't change you

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Speaker 3: got a pick one.

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Speaker 1: I think it depends on the classiness of the food

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Speaker 1: that you're mixing.

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Speaker 2: So like, so like a move would be a caramel, Yes,

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Speaker 2: that's a caramel. Oh got.

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Speaker 3: Anything I serve you as a car Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Also numbers back it up, because salted caramel is hotter

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Speaker 1: than ever, with a seventy eight percent rise in new

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Speaker 1: product launches in the last year's This next.

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Speaker 2: Laser strow is out of the Fork forum.

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Speaker 1: Could the dining room table go extinct in our lifetime?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: According to a new survey, three quarters of us grew

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Speaker 1: up eating dinner basically every single night around the dining

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Speaker 1: room table.

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Speaker 2: Now that numbers down to just forty eight percent.

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Speaker 1: The majority of people now do not eat dinner at

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Speaker 1: the dining room table anymore.

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Speaker 3: The family, I would say, like five out of seven

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Speaker 3: nights we eat together. Kids kiuse they're younger once they're

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Speaker 3: older and busy. Yeah, get busy. It's already so hard.

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Speaker 1: So where are we eating now? Thirty percent of people

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Speaker 1: say mainly on the couch.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I will not let my children

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Speaker 3: on the couch. Food they can sit on the floor

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Speaker 3: and eat.

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Speaker 1: Seventeen percent say they eat in a bedroom, eight percent

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Speaker 1: say they eat dinner on the floor with their pets.

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Speaker 2: Can share the same.

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Speaker 3: Plate if you're a picnic blanket for some reason, that's

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Speaker 3: a nice touch.

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Speaker 1: And three percent said they'll eat dinner literally anywhere, even.

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Speaker 2: On the toilet. Look at that brook, you're not alone.

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Speaker 3: Dinner with all the other food that I need.

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Speaker 1: Perfect for the holidays. You don't even need to bring

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Speaker 1: out the gravy bowl. Just put the gravy in the bowl.

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Speaker 3: Stop it.

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Speaker 1: Bite this guy over for a little bree Thanksgiving swim.

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Speaker 1: I'll look at me through a fact strokes in there,

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Speaker 1: little turtle soup action and that sound means laser stories

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,