1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,720 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launched a special holiday service 2 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: called hag Hire a grnch. For ninety nine dollars, you 3 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,880 Speaker 1: can pay a stranger to break into your house on 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 1: Christmas Eve and steal all of your family's toys and decorations. 5 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,240 Speaker 1: That way, the next morning, you can teach your kids 6 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 1: the true meaning of Christmas, just like in the Doctor 7 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:28,440 Speaker 1: Sue story. 8 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, wait till they sing all together in a circle. 9 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, the same tree. 10 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:35,960 Speaker 4: Definitely happy. 11 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:40,239 Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news 12 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: stories around the glove, just like everyone else does, except 13 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:45,599 Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other Cindi lu glosnuffers 14 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: just dump. This first laser story is out of China. 15 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 1: Twenty six year old Chun Wang was enjoying a lovely 16 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,959 Speaker 1: dinner with a friend out at a popular hot pot restaurant. 17 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 3: Oh so yummy. 18 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: She was loving the food, so she did what anyone 19 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: in the world would do and posted a pic of 20 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: her meal online. 21 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 4: That's the rule, camera eats first. 22 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she used the Chinese social media platform we Chat. However, 23 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:15,199 Speaker 1: the image accidentally included a QR code to order food 24 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: and drinks directly to the table. 25 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,920 Speaker 3: Oh, it was on the table. 26 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 1: It was in her picture, and social media definitely noticed, 27 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,360 Speaker 1: and the waiter started bringing. 28 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 4: More and more food over the table. 29 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: After a lengthy argument with the staff, Chun realized her 30 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: mistake and frantically tried to delete. 31 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 4: The image, but it was too late. Jo I bost 32 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 4: so much food and I've never thought of this. I 33 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 4: have to be conscious of this now. 34 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 3: This is the only reason you would not want to 35 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 3: go viral. Yeah, this is terrible. 36 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: Soon eighteen hundred orders of duck happened. Two thousand, five 37 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: hundred and eighty rounds of squid followed that, along with 38 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: them nine nine hundred orders of shrimp paste. 39 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 3: Oh are the people who ordering and picking up the 40 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 3: tab social. 41 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,800 Speaker 1: Media pranksters had racked up what would come to a 42 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,840 Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars bill. 43 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,280 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. However, there is good news. 44 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 1: Since she and the waiter had realized what was happening 45 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: early on, the restaurant ignored any new orders pretty quickly. 46 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 3: Oh good, I thought you were. 47 00:02:21,919 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 2: Just to say there is good news. She could take 48 00:02:23,440 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 2: it all home and leftover boxes. 49 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:25,359 Speaker 4: Yeah. 50 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, Chun did have to pay an extra one hundred 51 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,480 Speaker 1: and fifty dollars. 52 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,399 Speaker 4: But that was, you know, fine compared to what could 53 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 4: have happened. 54 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,399 Speaker 3: Oh my god. Seriously. 55 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: Afterwards, she called the evening a learning experience and urged 56 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,079 Speaker 1: people to be more careful when sharing things online. 57 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 3: Oh wow, that was It's very responsible. 58 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 4: That she's like, By the way, can I take the 59 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 4: rest of this to go? 60 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? 61 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 4: This next Lazer story is out of Brooklyn. 62 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: Wayne Murray's life changed dramatically last year when he walked 63 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 1: into his neighborhood convenience store and bought a lottery ticket. 64 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: He was playing the Black Titanium game and scratched off 65 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: the top ten million dollar prize. 66 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:08,080 Speaker 4: No matter what, Wow, it's gonna happen. 67 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:09,919 Speaker 3: To me, guys, I think I would faint. 68 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:12,320 Speaker 1: The clerk at the store who was friends with Wayne, says, 69 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: while it might have changed his bank account, it didn't 70 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 1: change who he. 71 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 4: Was as a man. 72 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 3: That's always so nice to hear. 73 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: He was still a raging Wayne was a regular before 74 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: the money and after too. He could have moved out 75 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: of the neighborhood after winning the first time, but he 76 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: stayed right there and continued to buy one scratch ticket 77 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: every single day. And well did that decision pay off? 78 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: Or what because just last week Wayne won another ten 79 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: million dollars Grand Pride. 80 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 4: Wayne, No, I didn't know another one was coming. 81 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 3: What do you have to do to get this type 82 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 3: of karma? 83 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: This time he was playing something called the two hundred 84 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: x scratch off game and it was also purchased at 85 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:03,720 Speaker 1: that same store with the same clerk. 86 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 4: Cler knows the numbers. 87 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 3: Please tell me. At this point, he gets his mansion, well, 88 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 3: like do something for yourself waying. 89 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: No, he says he's staying in the same house that 90 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 1: he's lived in for decades, and even if he happened 91 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 1: to win a third time, he still wouldn't move. 92 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 2: So if you love money so much and you have 93 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,039 Speaker 2: nothing to do with it, he doesn't love money. 94 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 3: He loves winning. 95 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 4: Yeah, you know he loves his friend. 96 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 3: He loves his clerk. 97 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:28,480 Speaker 4: That makes sense. He says. 98 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: He's all about family and his home in his neighborhood. 99 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: As long as he can fit his fourteenth Porsche in 100 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: a nearby warehouse right next to his two helicopters, then 101 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: he's good. 102 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,160 Speaker 4: He doesn't ask for much. 103 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 3: What a humble man. 104 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 4: We didn't mention he owns the whole neighborhood. 105 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, this nets Lazer story is out of Utah. A 106 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 1: guy named Caleb Wood ordered Chick fil A through Grubhub 107 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: the other day, a sandwich meal with fries and a milkshake, 108 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: and the food itself was okay, okay, but instead of 109 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: a milkshake. 110 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 4: He got a warm cup of pea. 111 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 2: Oh no. 112 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 4: It turns out the driver. 113 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,919 Speaker 1: Likes to save time by not taking bathroom breaks, and 114 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: he uses empty cups to relieve himself in the car 115 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: instead and accidentally gave Caleb the wrong styrofoam cup. 116 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:21,919 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, take a sip. Unfortunately, find out. 117 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: Caleb didn't realize until he actually took a ship. Oh 118 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: my god, So he says he immediately became physically ill. 119 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,159 Speaker 1: Then he called the driver back, and there's a video 120 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,280 Speaker 1: of them meeting outside of his house, and Caleb was 121 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:38,599 Speaker 1: actually pretty calm considering everything You've. 122 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 2: Always wondered, I've never tasted you'urine? Would I know immediately 123 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 2: that that's what it was? 124 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:43,480 Speaker 3: You know what I mean? 125 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: Like? 126 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 3: Does it taste like it smells? 127 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: Coming up on the show tomorrow morning for the shack 128 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,240 Speaker 1: collar Question of the Day, books gonna find out. 129 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 4: Ones and for all. 130 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,159 Speaker 3: I'm just curious, like if you put it on ice. 131 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: Caleb actually reached out to grub hub and says they 132 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: took four days just to get back to him, and then. 133 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 4: They issued a partial refund. Partial. I mean he did 134 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 4: drink some so it's like. 135 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 3: It's like what people could plain after the meal's eaten. 136 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, he got something out of it. His meal was 137 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:18,040 Speaker 1: twenty five dollars and they only returned eighteen of it. Dah. 138 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 1: They didn't refund the fees or the driver's tip, and 139 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: nobody got time for it. 140 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 3: I mean the driver. It was an honest mistake. 141 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 1: Grubhubset in a statement that they've been following up with 142 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: Caleb to apologize and that the driver no longer works 143 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:30,520 Speaker 1: for them. 144 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 4: Instead, he got a job at a local juice bar. 145 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, immunity boost anyone coming up? Oh this next laser 146 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:47,160 Speaker 1: stories out of the look back of Yesteryear. We're nostalgic 147 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: about all sorts of stuff from movies and TV shows, 148 00:06:49,839 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: but how simple life was before the Internet. But what's 149 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: something you think will be nostalgic about twenty years from now? Oh? 150 00:06:57,680 --> 00:06:59,240 Speaker 3: Interesting? Do you have a list or you want to 151 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 3: start naming stuff? 152 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:00,440 Speaker 4: I have a list. 153 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: Because the Republication pulled thousands of Americans on this and 154 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: the top answer was smartphones. 155 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 2: Damn Daniel, because it'll just be implanted in our brain 156 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 2: by the. 157 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: Will really miss them and they won't be around that 158 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 1: they have, like implants or some other form of technology. 159 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 3: Don't hold you actually don't take pictures anymore. You just 160 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,960 Speaker 3: take memories, you know. 161 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: Next thing we predict that we'll be nostalgic about in 162 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: two decades trending music on TikTok. 163 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, I forty three percent. 164 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,240 Speaker 1: Believe it'll be a thing of the past, and that 165 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: includes songs that are used and reused over and over 166 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: in videos like the infamous oh No song. 167 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 2: Be telling our children about it, you know, I remember 168 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 2: back in the day. 169 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: The third and fourth thing will miss our bootcut jeans 170 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: and working from home. But maybe the most troubling item 171 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: for our show is number five on the list of 172 00:07:55,000 --> 00:08:00,640 Speaker 1: things that we're going to miss crop tops already kind 173 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:05,440 Speaker 1: of sky. Yes, twenty two percent of people say they're 174 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:07,280 Speaker 1: going to miss those crop tops terribly. 175 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 3: Can't wait for t shirts down to my knees. 176 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,600 Speaker 4: Let's go the other way. 177 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, little this guy be nostalgic for he thinks it's 178 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: going to be foot locker his favorite spot for an 179 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 1: afternoon snacks that a whole meal. 180 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:23,120 Speaker 4: Depends. 181 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end 182 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.