Speaker 1: Elvis Durran presents off air show Scary Jones and Great
Speaker 1: Teok hasn't been already, Yeah, it's been two episodes and
Speaker 1: maybe a year in a couple of months. Man, I
Speaker 1: never thought we'd get this far, bro, I'm Scary Jones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm over here now, and one day we're going to
Speaker 1: prove him wrong. Bring it that you did not That
Speaker 1: is a stolen phrase. I cannot wait till you put
Speaker 1: Andrew dice Clay in front of me. I can't wait
Speaker 1: working on it. Ye once that can happen. This is
Speaker 1: not an empty promise. No, I don't even care about
Speaker 1: coming soon, coming soon. Tell you what I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do. I'm not gonna hold my breath. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna let it happen. Alright, alright, cool, one day he'll
Speaker 1: be here. I guess what if I surprise us? But
Speaker 1: I surprise you, but just putting him on the phone.
Speaker 1: One day, I'll take it. I will take Andrew dice
Speaker 1: Clay on the phone. I will take andrewdiced Clay in person.
Speaker 1: I will take andrewdise Clay at a round table. I
Speaker 1: will take him anywhere you can deliver andredise clay. This
Speaker 1: guy is gonna tell you fine that he invented that.
Speaker 1: He never invented that phrase. I'm over here now. But
Speaker 1: that's fine. Oy, alright, fine, fine, what's up? Bro? Not
Speaker 1: think they're good? Man? Have a good week. I have
Speaker 1: a great weekend. Look, I look, I didn't put any
Speaker 1: some block on, and this is what happens to me.
Speaker 1: I see you got a little burn. That's all right,
Speaker 1: you know what, you get a base color. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of being burned because I believe at
Speaker 1: the risk of getting sun poisoning. Don't come on. How
Speaker 1: many people do you know get sun poisoning? Alright? How
Speaker 1: many people do you know have had some poisoning? I don't.
Speaker 1: I did when I when I was eight, Okay, Disney.
Speaker 1: I went to Disney and I was walking through the
Speaker 1: park and I got I got heat stroke. How many
Speaker 1: people do you know gout? He's stroke heat stroke and
Speaker 1: sun poisoning. I got him both. What are you writing
Speaker 1: down sun poisoning? I want to come. What I'm saying
Speaker 1: is this, everybody is so quick to you. Gotta put
Speaker 1: some block on or else you're gonna get some poisonal
Speaker 1: First of all, you get a damage is scanned for life.
Speaker 1: It's really like leather. How many people do you know
Speaker 1: I've got damaged skin from sun? The lady from there
Speaker 1: something about Mary on a movie in a movie, remember
Speaker 1: the Ladies, She was like made of leather. Great movie
Speaker 1: it is. But how many people other than the old
Speaker 1: lady and something about Mary Mom? Okay, tam Mom is
Speaker 1: a perfect is handful of somebody who sucked her stuff up? Okay,
Speaker 1: her skin is messed up. And by the way, you're
Speaker 1: putting yourself a great risk for cancer. How many people
Speaker 1: do you know other than tan Mom has got some
Speaker 1: kind of sun poisoning sun cancer whatever I say, it's
Speaker 1: not possible. I had. I got heat stroke and in
Speaker 1: sun poisoned. So ever since then, I coat myself. You're
Speaker 1: doing fine in fifty all you're doing fine a fifty, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I hear that once you go past thirty,
Speaker 1: you're not really doing anything for yourself because thirty is
Speaker 1: the real max. But people want to see those high numbers,
Speaker 1: so it's a marketing ploy. Didn't you date some girl
Speaker 1: back in the day that was the sun tanned lotion model? Yeah,
Speaker 1: back back in the day you did. She was Hawaiian
Speaker 1: Tropic that was that's tanning oil. That's not nothing to
Speaker 1: do with That's the opposite of some block you would think. Man,
Speaker 1: by now you have some kind of like you know,
Speaker 1: you'd be getting tannled tanning lotion to you, sent to
Speaker 1: you for the rest of your life. Okay, do you
Speaker 1: do real when you do Hawaiian tropic dark tanning oil?
Speaker 1: That smells like coconut. Yeah, that's like SPF two. There's
Speaker 1: no such Yeah. That's Rachel where back in the day.
Speaker 1: Today she's married and I believe she's pregnant. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's no longer the Hawaiian Tropic model. No, I doubt it. Rachel.
Speaker 1: Maybe we could call her one day and find out
Speaker 1: where's We're catching up with your ex? I like that, man,
Speaker 1: that was so cool. Can we okay, if we catch
Speaker 1: up with one of my actual dude, I like that, Man,
Speaker 1: that's great. You know, that's a great idea. I don't
Speaker 1: think she has a phone. I think she'd blocked me
Speaker 1: catching up with an X. I've spoken her like nine
Speaker 1: ten years, dude, know more? You know what, bro, I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest. I like that catching up with your ex. Dude,
Speaker 1: that's great or I got a better idea. I love it.
Speaker 1: Let's make it more than just about us. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: if we did catching up? What if we connect an
Speaker 1: off airhead with with one of their exits? I love it.
Speaker 1: We got two listeners on the phone, all right, and okay,
Speaker 1: tell oh my god, this is supous. Nobody's doing this.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we have discovered our first good bit here.
Speaker 1: This is awesome right here live and we didn't like this.
Speaker 1: And this is not gonna be an empty promise either.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get them on the phone. I don't even
Speaker 1: say empty promise ever. Again, that was that stupid ball
Speaker 1: freaks that idea. Don't even worry about him on the show.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to hear about him and his
Speaker 1: stupid ideas and empty promise. You know what, I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about it. Check it out. We no
Speaker 1: longer exists. Oh my god, you very hard on the game.
Speaker 1: No longer exists. So here's how I would do it. Yes,
Speaker 1: we would do We get a little by the way,
Speaker 1: email us at the Afair Show at gmail dot com. Uh,
Speaker 1: get in touch with us, m us somewhere. If you
Speaker 1: have the phone number of an exit, you have not
Speaker 1: spoken to it a long time. Yeah, we'll put you
Speaker 1: on the your fair show and we'll call them first
Speaker 1: and set it all up. Or do we just call
Speaker 1: them blindly live? No, because that that we we need
Speaker 1: we know, because you know how the FEC works. We
Speaker 1: actually need permission and we have to do all that thing,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of unfair. So I think that we
Speaker 1: kind of they give us the number, we'll call ahead
Speaker 1: of time. Ahead of time, right, we'll explain to this
Speaker 1: person what's going on, and maybe maybe they don't want
Speaker 1: to go on but the first but if they agree
Speaker 1: right the first time, the two of you will have
Speaker 1: spoken to each other. I love it. And the longer,
Speaker 1: the more uncomfortable, the more awkward better. So if it
Speaker 1: ended badly, yes, if you want to hear from you,
Speaker 1: that's right. Or if you just haven't spoken to them
Speaker 1: in ten years, we want to speak to you know.
Speaker 1: But but but now listen, scary. We have to also
Speaker 1: take into account because we're not idiots. We know that
Speaker 1: sometimes relationships end and it's I mean, it's it's well,
Speaker 1: it's really bad. We're talking you know, all kinds of
Speaker 1: abuse and craziness. That's not what we're looking for We
Speaker 1: don't want any of that. That's not no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're not going down those roads. We want no, we
Speaker 1: want you to call right, but just get in touch
Speaker 1: with us, tell us your story and um, even if
Speaker 1: you went out with somebody three times, all of a
Speaker 1: sudden the ghosted you, we want to hear. We want
Speaker 1: to talk like that's the guy give us, give us
Speaker 1: those those numbers, or the girl catching up with you
Speaker 1: r X. I love it. But so so we actually
Speaker 1: have to read by example. We should by calling. We'll
Speaker 1: start with you, We'll start with me even that's what
Speaker 1: we'll do, not now, I'll do it right now. But no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: let's plan it out. No, let's plan it out. Let's
Speaker 1: get the right music for it, Let's get the right vibe.
Speaker 1: Let's plan the whole wing wants to actually plan something
Speaker 1: and not do it live right now? What I know what? No,
Speaker 1: you're you're you're you're like, are you in the same
Speaker 1: person that you are on Friday? We're gonna do things
Speaker 1: differently here, you know, with the new the new vibe
Speaker 1: of the show. You heard this first, right, he wants
Speaker 1: to plan something, not just go willy nilly. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna do that, so prepared to do it right now. Though. No,
Speaker 1: the first person we call is gonna be your ex girlfriend, Rachel,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna we're gonna put you two together. So
Speaker 1: don't call her, don't have to talk spoken to her,
Speaker 1: and so long, I just know you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: or that maybe I have to call her first because
Speaker 1: I don't want you to talk to her yet, see,
Speaker 1: and then you know, then I have to give because
Speaker 1: that's essentially what we're doing with the audience right well.
Speaker 1: I think it's I just, you know, I see your
Speaker 1: stuff on Facebook here and there, and like I see
Speaker 1: that she's married, I see a kid coming, you know,
Speaker 1: so maybe I think that I think what she wrote
Speaker 1: she made the announcement that she is having a kid.
Speaker 1: I think I hit the like button on the picture.
Speaker 1: But we haven't really, we haven't reached out. I haven't
Speaker 1: spoken her at all. Okay, so listen, So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Just like we're telling the audience, we're like, you know,
Speaker 1: we have to call them ahead of time without them knowing,
Speaker 1: kind of like you know, we're not gonna let them
Speaker 1: set it up. I may have to call Rachel first
Speaker 1: and vice versa. You'll let the call one of my
Speaker 1: exes first. Oh please, if you really want to do
Speaker 1: if you really want to do me justice, like really
Speaker 1: get into it. I mean, give me the most uncomfortable one,
Speaker 1: the one that had the one with the parents and
Speaker 1: the restraining order. That's the one. You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: call him. You gotta call Kim. That's the one that
Speaker 1: is my legendary breakup. Kim is the one. Now, if
Speaker 1: if you didn't follow this, I think you've told this
Speaker 1: story before. But this girl had a restraining order against
Speaker 1: you know, she her parents did. It wasn't her. She
Speaker 1: didn't want to have her She wanted to see me,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to see her parents. How did they
Speaker 1: have a right to do? Please? Scary, We don't. We
Speaker 1: don't have no time for this in the world. Please,
Speaker 1: we had to go to court, please, I would serve
Speaker 1: papers said, Oh my god. But okay, so that's what
Speaker 1: we're talking about here. Let's bring it back home. We
Speaker 1: got this new idea we just came up with right now,
Speaker 1: catching up with an X, which I love. So if
Speaker 1: we and you, if me and you were saying to
Speaker 1: our audience that we will call them and and and
Speaker 1: find out. Then you would need to call Kim first,
Speaker 1: and I would need to call Rachel first, and then
Speaker 1: set up not no sabotage, No, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna sabotage anything. And I don't want you to sabotage anything.
Speaker 1: And you have to find out, and then you can
Speaker 1: break it to me whether or not she wanted to
Speaker 1: be on the on the show with us or not,
Speaker 1: And I'll break it to you. And I could say,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you the awkward news I spoke to her.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to be on the show, but it'll
Speaker 1: be but that she's not gonna be awkward to me
Speaker 1: because we were never awkward. All right, then pick somebody
Speaker 1: you know. Here's the problem. But if we can go
Speaker 1: to list you will you have men to break up.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, though, there's not been one breakup
Speaker 1: in my life that's been awkward. I've never burned a bridge.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, I think I'm not gonna go there,
Speaker 1: but I think there was one that was awkward, Like
Speaker 1: how many years ago we're going the person, you know,
Speaker 1: the one from the from the Sticks and Sticks, the
Speaker 1: one out and out and stop. She's also married with
Speaker 1: two kids. I think, okay, but I think that would
Speaker 1: be the awkward one. That's not awkward. I think she
Speaker 1: really put more time and effort into it. If you
Speaker 1: wanted to mention your name, I didn't want to do
Speaker 1: that because because it's not awkward. Dude, what about the attorney?
Speaker 1: What about the one? There was the attorney? The hernie? Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, who's in a turn? What was her? She
Speaker 1: was really smart. I couldn't believe you really trusted her
Speaker 1: away she was I thought she was a great girl
Speaker 1: for you. You threw her away. That was That was
Speaker 1: like two thousand. But that's another one I think that
Speaker 1: we could talk to. She saw me in an appearance
Speaker 1: and she was like she had a baby carriage, and
Speaker 1: she's like, Scary remember me, And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you say I think there's a couple. Yeah, listen, I
Speaker 1: like the bit catch you up with the next All right, okay,
Speaker 1: let's do that. Let's do that. We'll come up with
Speaker 1: the ways we're gonna do it. We'll set it up
Speaker 1: with the music, the whole thing. All right. Fine, we
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of time today because both Scary
Speaker 1: and I are kind of pressed for time you actually
Speaker 1: have a real legitimate meeting uptown, as as do I,
Speaker 1: and there's nothing we can do about that. And we
Speaker 1: got into the studio late, so we really want to
Speaker 1: hope that our audience. But whether you're new, whether you're old,
Speaker 1: that you're gonna come along on a new journey with
Speaker 1: Scary and Eye and I and we've been talking about
Speaker 1: changing the name of the show, changing the vibe to everything,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna see where it goes. Yeah, okay, but
Speaker 1: sometimes something might be new again. Who knows. We don't
Speaker 1: know what we're gonna do yet, but but I do
Speaker 1: think that we might be changing the name of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we you know, we can. We can honestly
Speaker 1: say that I've talked about it, and we want it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we want to change the name of it.
Speaker 1: Also explains why we haven't committed to T shirts or
Speaker 1: because because that would have been a waste of money.
Speaker 1: And I think on this new branded show that you
Speaker 1: and I are coming up with, we might get new
Speaker 1: characters that new characters, new shows, new T shirts do
Speaker 1: everything everything, And we have a ton of ideas to
Speaker 1: ton of ideas stuff that that we can do. It's
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a lot of fun. And I I
Speaker 1: don't think we're not going to talk sports too much,
Speaker 1: right You never know what comes around. There might be
Speaker 1: something there. But I think that if you're used to
Speaker 1: sorry if you love baseball, but I just don't like
Speaker 1: talking about it. Okay, maybe maybe we could dive into
Speaker 1: and not a stat statistician, neither of mindian. Okay, not
Speaker 1: a mathematician, but neither of mine. But there are some
Speaker 1: really good storylines that are going on in sports today.
Speaker 1: So you know what, we will touch upon it right now.
Speaker 1: If there's one, one or two things that you want
Speaker 1: to mention right now, you want to talk about Aaron
Speaker 1: Judges all run exactly. It was a behemoth. It was
Speaker 1: a big home, right But okay, but stuff like that,
Speaker 1: I don't think that we're gonna get into saying but
Speaker 1: I don't think we're gonna go get into sports the
Speaker 1: way sports stations get into that's the problems Aaron Judge.
Speaker 1: So you'd have to say, this guy is a rookie
Speaker 1: monster on the Yankees. He's like six ft eight. But
Speaker 1: I think that we'll then take time out. I think
Speaker 1: we'll have if we want to talk about him. I
Speaker 1: think you and I off the radio would would talk
Speaker 1: about what we're gonna do, and we'll have the whole
Speaker 1: thing set up. This people have a sound clip of
Speaker 1: the guy. You know, this guy hit a five hundred
Speaker 1: foot home run four he did yesterday Yankee Yankee Stadium. Right.
Speaker 1: But some of us are saying, remember back to uh,
Speaker 1: the days of Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa and all
Speaker 1: of them. You know what I mean, I'm not listen,
Speaker 1: who am I to say? And I'm not saying anything.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that someone that's hitting home runs, he's
Speaker 1: either strong like King Kong, or there's another there's another
Speaker 1: reason why you're hitting home runs like that. I don't say.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything. Has anybody. I'm not saying it
Speaker 1: has anyone publicly marched down that road opinion he's saying
Speaker 1: because I I just think in this day and age,
Speaker 1: it's it's tough for for somebody to even do that.
Speaker 1: All right, we look, we don't have much times here.
Speaker 1: What are we doing today? What are we doing today? Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, on a second, there's another there's another
Speaker 1: story out there. I mean, first of all, the Penguins
Speaker 1: one Stanley Cup. Yes today, that's right, that's true, that's true. Gngratulations.
Speaker 1: Then oh and I mean the Calves going for it again, Lebron.
Speaker 1: I want to say one thing on that, right, this
Speaker 1: is and again here's the guy didn't I didn't want
Speaker 1: to talk about sports, and here I'm talking about sports.
Speaker 1: But because just get up my chest, because what's happening
Speaker 1: in sports today is that there's more storylines that you
Speaker 1: can talk about than really about stats and all kinds
Speaker 1: of things. Well, we don't have to sound like sports
Speaker 1: guys because we're not. We are allowed to talk about
Speaker 1: the regular storylines that everybody seem. I mean, here's what
Speaker 1: doesn't know that there's a game five right now? Does
Speaker 1: any might not know the NBA Finals tonight? Calves and right?
Speaker 1: But I wanted to say one thing about that, if
Speaker 1: you if you let me, okay, and then we'll go
Speaker 1: on to what we're gonna talk about today. Well, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna be eld to time. We can't, we will.
Speaker 1: I have a couple of minutes, we have a course
Speaker 1: of no way. So the thing I think is, I
Speaker 1: think that the fact that the Calves were down three
Speaker 1: games to none the pressure was off for them, and
Speaker 1: they just played and they didn't care. They played like
Speaker 1: they didn't care, they didn't play like reckless, abandoned. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so they just played and because they played that way,
Speaker 1: I think that caused them to win the game. Don't
Speaker 1: you agree the pressure was off? Well, I didn't feel
Speaker 1: like they didn't feel like they had anything to play force.
Speaker 1: They're just having fun on the court. Some some conspiracies
Speaker 1: will say some some some good conspiracy theorists like myself,
Speaker 1: would say that Golden State played it soft in order
Speaker 1: to go back home and win it on their home court.
Speaker 1: Shut off. I'm not saying that they threw the game.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that they kind of said, look, if we
Speaker 1: win it here, great. If we don't win it here, guys,
Speaker 1: you know we're going back home, Well we'll win it
Speaker 1: at home. All our family members are gonna be there
Speaker 1: and we're gonna enjoy it and it's gonna be great.
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying, is that maybe they didn't
Speaker 1: play as tough against Cleveland as they could have or
Speaker 1: should have. And I'm it's what is this And I'm
Speaker 1: I'm balling, and it's called you coming up with your
Speaker 1: own new segment. All right, so what do you call
Speaker 1: the segment? Just call falling on a budget? Walling on
Speaker 1: a boat? What is that? What's what's calling on a budget?
Speaker 1: Balling on a budget is what? You've got no money
Speaker 1: in the bank, your brokers a joke, but yet yet
Speaker 1: you somehow you find a way to get everything paid
Speaker 1: for in your life. Like, we want to hear from
Speaker 1: you at the offair show at gmail dot com. Uh
Speaker 1: and maybe even on Twitter. Hit us up and maybe
Speaker 1: we'll get in touch with you right to us. Tell
Speaker 1: us how you've been balling on a budget. All right?
Speaker 1: So if you don't, there's not a money and you
Speaker 1: but you still want to go with your friends over
Speaker 1: the weekend. That's what your death is. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: the pit Bull song when he talks about how he's
Speaker 1: got no money in the bank, but he just wants
Speaker 1: to just party for the you can with that song.
Speaker 1: I forgot how it goes. I don't know. So you're
Speaker 1: calling it balling on a budget on a budget? Idea
Speaker 1: from our friend Renee Renee. Hey, what's up Renee? Party
Speaker 1: girl voice? What you got party girl voice? I know,
Speaker 1: well actually have strip but maybe that's just like a
Speaker 1: result of the weekend. Yeah, I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: don't want to get sick through the phone. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Thanks for calling the show today. You're very welcome. I'm
Speaker 1: very excited, guys. So Scary just told us that there's
Speaker 1: some new bit that he wants to do here called
Speaker 1: balling on a budget. So I'm gonna I'm gonna lean back.
Speaker 1: I want to listen to what this is all about. Game.
Speaker 1: She's got no money in the bank, right, it's like
Speaker 1: borderline negative. But I still just continue to live my
Speaker 1: life the way I want to and just kind of
Speaker 1: hope money is going to appear, and it just isn't working.
Speaker 1: So do you do you do you play scratch loss?
Speaker 1: Do you play the lottery? Or like, like, how do
Speaker 1: you that's how you lose more money? I tried, So
Speaker 1: how do you get money? What do you do for
Speaker 1: a living? Hum? Well, I work a lot in an event. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun,
Speaker 1: but it works. I mean working an entry level job.
Speaker 1: Essentially like the rest of America. This is you're You're
Speaker 1: no different than than almost everybody in America. So yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm acting like my Stalari's equivalent to like director CEO, like,
Speaker 1: but it's not there. You know, there's a famous saying.
Speaker 1: You know here it is a famous saying having champagne
Speaker 1: taste but beer pockets. Yep, there you go. So how
Speaker 1: do you ball on a budget? Give some tips out
Speaker 1: to the listeners real quick, um, because you're gonna, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna make me give tips. Don't even know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing, Like, what did you do this weekend? Like,
Speaker 1: how did you go ball on a budget? This weekend?
Speaker 1: Or Memorial or Memorial Day weekend is what I think
Speaker 1: you wrote us about. Oh yeah, I'm a world Day
Speaker 1: weekend was rough basically like I did the normal Jersey
Speaker 1: girl thing and all my friends like, you have to
Speaker 1: go to the shore. So we went down the shore,
Speaker 1: but like everywhere we went it was thirty covers cash only,
Speaker 1: like at the A t M. Every two seconds, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't even imagine what my card
Speaker 1: looks like, this is so bad. Um. And then I'm
Speaker 1: buying rounds for people, like I'm ordering ubers because everybody's
Speaker 1: pretending that they don't have the Uber app, so I'm
Speaker 1: the one ordering Uber and everything surcharged, and it's just
Speaker 1: like so atrocious, so bad. And then but it was
Speaker 1: funny because I'm like, well, we're acting all tough, like
Speaker 1: we can spend all this money, but meanwhile we're like
Speaker 1: staying at my friend's house with her parents. They're like
Speaker 1: cooking for us. We're speaking their alcohol so we don't
Speaker 1: have to buy alcohol. So I guess that's how we
Speaker 1: were bawling out the budget. I like it. I like
Speaker 1: it a second. So wait, so wait, so you're balling.
Speaker 1: Wait that doesn't make any sense though, because it sounds
Speaker 1: like you spent, well, you spent all the money you spent.
Speaker 1: You just said you dropped all that cash. I know,
Speaker 1: but we didn't have a choice, you see what I'm
Speaker 1: saying that. But that's not a balling on a budget.
Speaker 1: That's balling and the credit card bill comes in at
Speaker 1: the end of the month and just now you're fucked.
Speaker 1: You're right that the bar and there's a cover. I
Speaker 1: can't be like, listen, I'm bowling on a budget, and
Speaker 1: I can't no, no, no no. If you're bowling on
Speaker 1: a budget, I like saying, exactly, budget, you've scammed away
Speaker 1: out of paying that ship. Pardon me, right, Renee, this
Speaker 1: is exactly, but I think you got it backwards for
Speaker 1: day bawling on a budget, Like how have you scammed
Speaker 1: like free ship? How have you gotten? How have you
Speaker 1: duped people? How have you beaten the system? How have
Speaker 1: you gotten your champagne tastes, your champagne thirst quench, but
Speaker 1: not pay for use that in my friend group. I
Speaker 1: like that champagne taste. What's your friend group? I'm going
Speaker 1: to do? What all we want to know is this though, Renee,
Speaker 1: When you're bowling on a budget, you still want to
Speaker 1: go out because you feel you're entitled to go out
Speaker 1: and have some fun, but you know you don't have
Speaker 1: any money, so you've got to be creative and like,
Speaker 1: how do you go out? You go out with a
Speaker 1: guy that's got a lot of money. Do you go
Speaker 1: out with a girl that's and pay for it all?
Speaker 1: How do you roll deep without having money? That's bawling
Speaker 1: on a budget, right, Honestly, we do just try and
Speaker 1: make all of our friends at the bar and then
Speaker 1: once week, like me and my girlfriend to go out
Speaker 1: and we'll know we'll go out and then we'll just
Speaker 1: like go talk to guys to the bar and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what are you having? And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have to get you something. You ran out of
Speaker 1: your drink, and we just kind of like carry around
Speaker 1: that exact same like empty cup for a while. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I see what she does. Okay, just as your
Speaker 1: drink approaches, like you know, there's like a third of
Speaker 1: it left, right, you approach the bar and you get
Speaker 1: into conversations with guys. Yeah, and then you're just like
Speaker 1: happy to also need a shot, also need a beer,
Speaker 1: also need a vodka soda. And then you're just like perfect,
Speaker 1: and now I'm set for the next like forty minutes.
Speaker 1: And then you just do the things you get. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's bowling on a budget two right, I mean does
Speaker 1: that make any sense? And staying at you at the
Speaker 1: parents house and having them cook, I could see. So
Speaker 1: you use you use the house for for the for
Speaker 1: going to sleep and for eating, and then you just
Speaker 1: go out to bars. But now, yeah, that's where you
Speaker 1: have to correct everything. You have to make somebody else
Speaker 1: pick up your uber, You have to make somebody else
Speaker 1: pay for your drinks, because it sounds to me like
Speaker 1: you're still running up a credit card bill. That's not
Speaker 1: that's not that's ball that's balling being dumb. You're okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well then okay, then there comes a heart
Speaker 1: attack part in the morning and you're like shit and
Speaker 1: you whip alt venmo and you've venmore charged the fun
Speaker 1: out of everybody that you went out with, and you're like,
Speaker 1: down to the penny. You need to pay me back
Speaker 1: for everything that I just paid for you last night.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, all right, So I'll tell you what I did.
Speaker 1: I thought I misunderstood your example when you sent it
Speaker 1: to us. But at least we've got something going forward, right,
Speaker 1: we do have something. But I do like, I do
Speaker 1: like where you're going with this. I do like the
Speaker 1: fact that you're trying to uh approach guys at the
Speaker 1: bar at the last second when you're when your drink
Speaker 1: is almost empty. So Renee, thank you very much for
Speaker 1: at least launching us ball on a budget exactly, because
Speaker 1: it's all about the next time you go out and
Speaker 1: you really are authentically bawling on a budget, make sure
Speaker 1: to call back and tell us all about it, all right,
Speaker 1: And I'm oh my god, you guys and I'm just
Speaker 1: yelled at me. Thank you. What we didn't yell at you.
Speaker 1: We didn't yell at you. Okay, feeling you take care
Speaker 1: of that. Do love you? We love you. And listen
Speaker 1: next week, when you go out with your girlfriends and
Speaker 1: you're bawling on a budget, you call us back on
Speaker 1: Monday and you let us know you and your friends
Speaker 1: went out balling, fallowing on a budget. All right, we're
Speaker 1: flitting a luxury sweet, that's terrific. How is that? No,
Speaker 1: we don't, I can't. We don't talk. We gotta go
Speaker 1: give us one question, but no, listen, we made that
Speaker 1: sounds great. I can call us back after your visit
Speaker 1: Atlantic City and you tell us how you guys balled
Speaker 1: on a budget right now, and let us know how
Speaker 1: little money you spent. Yes, that's how we want to
Speaker 1: hear about it. Thank you, Thank you? All right, scary listen.
Speaker 1: I like where you're going with everything, I really do.
Speaker 1: She definitely had it wrong, but I look forward to
Speaker 1: hearing some more stories. All right. If you're balling, if
Speaker 1: you're truly bawling on a budget, you absolutely are not
Speaker 1: paying at the end of the month on a credit card.
Speaker 1: Stay right, She would have found a way to get
Speaker 1: her uper is paid for exactly. So there you go.
Speaker 1: So you just heard what Renee did. That's not exactly
Speaker 1: what it was. But now you guys know exactly what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. So please drop us an email. We
Speaker 1: will reach back out to you guys the next Monday.
Speaker 1: So we want to hear going into your weekend what
Speaker 1: you're gonna do. And Monday, we want to know how
Speaker 1: you bawled on a budget. I love it, scary, yes,
Speaker 1: I will do. I'm this is one man clapping for you.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy man, No, for real, dude, you know what,
Speaker 1: let me tell you. You can't hit a grand slam
Speaker 1: your first time at bat. So you know what, man,
Speaker 1: I think you gotta This is a great, great, great idea. Alright.
Speaker 1: I love next thing. Next thing. I wanted to just say,
Speaker 1: I know we had I have a couple of emails
Speaker 1: that I really think we should read here because we've
Speaker 1: been uh letting the mail bag fill up, let it
Speaker 1: fill up for now, we cannot get to it right now.
Speaker 1: I have got to go. I've got me. Great's getting up,
Speaker 1: he's standing up, because dude, I'm looking, I have got
Speaker 1: I'm gonna what do you do? Gotta go and I
Speaker 1: gotta go. We both gotta go. There's no way we
Speaker 1: can do a long show today. Don't force it, please you.
Speaker 1: I beg of wait, hold on, great teas he me
Speaker 1: to wrap it up. Yes, I'm actually telling you to
Speaker 1: wrap it up. I'm already to go for the half hour.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, man, if you think about it,
Speaker 1: we really had a great show. We talked about we
Speaker 1: did nothing, dude. We came up with a col new
Speaker 1: idea called catching up with an actual is gonna be great?
Speaker 1: And we we we succeeded by hitting our first good
Speaker 1: bit out of the park called dude balling on a budget.
Speaker 1: I love it great. All right, We're done, okay, can
Speaker 1: read you a five email? Save it please? I beg
Speaker 1: you to save it. I beg of you. I've got
Speaker 1: to go. I've got to go to them. I gotta
Speaker 1: just want to read this mon email. Don't take my
Speaker 1: headphones off. What are you doing? I can no longer
Speaker 1: even hear you? What are you going? Off? Air show?
Speaker 1: Enjoy you guys, Thank you very much for hanging out
Speaker 1: with us. We gotta roll for real. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you go. I'm just gonna get you dude,
Speaker 1: you have no he's working at Please just end it. Please,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna end it up for I read this five
Speaker 1: line email from Michael Bob. What the wait, I'm in
Speaker 1: here alone again? This guy? Okay, I just want to
Speaker 1: be just want email. I'm trying to get back to
Speaker 1: the listeners. It's listener love. The email says uh. The
Speaker 1: subject one is Jackalo by the way, and it says
Speaker 1: what's up scary and Greg t absolutely love the podcast.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the next episode to drop. Someone
Speaker 1: needs to call Bob Pittman, the head of our company
Speaker 1: or whoever to get you guys higher up on the
Speaker 1: studio space. Totem Pole. Yes, I agree with that email.
Speaker 1: Keep up the great work. And the reason why I
Speaker 1: read that email and I feel like I needed to
Speaker 1: read it now was because, yes, I needed to get
Speaker 1: that out there. And so now people have been given
Speaker 1: the idea. Hint, hint, if you're listening, listening and your
Speaker 1: administration administration in this food chain, food chain, please give
Speaker 1: us more studio space. We need the time. We need
Speaker 1: the space because otherwise we're gonna be down to like
Speaker 1: one podcast a week because it's filling up in here.
Speaker 1: Real quick. All right, he's got his back, pett I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna signed off into the sunset on my own
Speaker 1: Scary Jones hold it down once again on the off
Speaker 1: air show. I think Share is gonna visit us tomorrow Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Who even knows. We're gonna try and give you a
Speaker 1: three podcast this week. It's gonna be tough. We don't
Speaker 1: have the studio space for it. But until then, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say Jackolo now fine feats gas Min