WEBVTT - #142: Switching Things Up 0:00:01.040 --> 0:00:11.080 Elvis Durran presents off air show Scary Jones and Great 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:20.960 Teok hasn't been already, Yeah, it's been two episodes and 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.439 maybe a year in a couple of months. Man, I 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:27.240 never thought we'd get this far, bro, I'm Scary Jones. Yeah, 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:31.440 I'm over here now, and one day we're going to 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:34.280 prove him wrong. Bring it that you did not That 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:37.480 is a stolen phrase. I cannot wait till you put 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:39.760 Andrew dice Clay in front of me. I can't wait 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:42.320 working on it. Ye once that can happen. This is 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.400 not an empty promise. No, I don't even care about 0:00:45.520 --> 0:00:47.599 coming soon, coming soon. Tell you what I'm not I'm 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:49.600 gonna do. I'm not gonna hold my breath. I'm just 0:00:49.600 --> 0:00:52.520 gonna let it happen. Alright, alright, cool, one day he'll 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.800 be here. I guess what if I surprise us? But 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:56.520 I surprise you, but just putting him on the phone. 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:59.320 One day, I'll take it. I will take Andrew dice 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:02.600 Clay on the phone. I will take andrewdiced Clay in person. 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:05.640 I will take andrewdise Clay at a round table. I 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:08.240 will take him anywhere you can deliver andredise clay. This 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:11.640 guy is gonna tell you fine that he invented that. 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.480 He never invented that phrase. I'm over here now. But 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:17.640 that's fine. Oy, alright, fine, fine, what's up? Bro? Not 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:19.880 think they're good? Man? Have a good week. I have 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.560 a great weekend. Look, I look, I didn't put any 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:23.120 some block on, and this is what happens to me. 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:24.800 I see you got a little burn. That's all right, 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:26.520 you know what, you get a base color. You know what, 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:30.160 I'm not afraid of being burned because I believe at 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:33.319 the risk of getting sun poisoning. Don't come on. How 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:37.800 many people do you know get sun poisoning? Alright? How 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:41.120 many people do you know have had some poisoning? I don't. 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:43.920 I did when I when I was eight, Okay, Disney. 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.240 I went to Disney and I was walking through the 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:50.400 park and I got I got heat stroke. How many 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.560 people do you know gout? He's stroke heat stroke and 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:54.360 sun poisoning. I got him both. What are you writing 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.680 down sun poisoning? I want to come. What I'm saying 0:01:57.760 --> 0:02:00.920 is this, everybody is so quick to you. Gotta put 0:02:00.960 --> 0:02:03.200 some block on or else you're gonna get some poisonal 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.840 First of all, you get a damage is scanned for life. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:07.800 It's really like leather. How many people do you know 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:10.280 I've got damaged skin from sun? The lady from there 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:13.720 something about Mary on a movie in a movie, remember 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:15.840 the Ladies, She was like made of leather. Great movie 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.280 it is. But how many people other than the old 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:22.040 lady and something about Mary Mom? Okay, tam Mom is 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:26.400 a perfect is handful of somebody who sucked her stuff up? Okay, 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.440 her skin is messed up. And by the way, you're 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:31.359 putting yourself a great risk for cancer. How many people 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:34.400 do you know other than tan Mom has got some 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:38.680 kind of sun poisoning sun cancer whatever I say, it's 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:42.799 not possible. I had. I got heat stroke and in 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:46.839 sun poisoned. So ever since then, I coat myself. You're 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:50.359 doing fine in fifty all you're doing fine a fifty, which, 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.160 by the way, I hear that once you go past thirty, 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:55.000 you're not really doing anything for yourself because thirty is 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:57.080 the real max. But people want to see those high numbers, 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.880 so it's a marketing ploy. Didn't you date some girl 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:04.519 back in the day that was the sun tanned lotion model? Yeah, 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.400 back back in the day you did. She was Hawaiian 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:09.639 Tropic that was that's tanning oil. That's not nothing to 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.400 do with That's the opposite of some block you would think. Man, 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:13.959 by now you have some kind of like you know, 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.560 you'd be getting tannled tanning lotion to you, sent to 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.120 you for the rest of your life. Okay, do you 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:22.320 do real when you do Hawaiian tropic dark tanning oil? 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:26.440 That smells like coconut. Yeah, that's like SPF two. There's 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:29.200 no such Yeah. That's Rachel where back in the day. 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:33.040 Today she's married and I believe she's pregnant. Really, yeah, 0:03:33.080 --> 0:03:38.360 she's no longer the Hawaiian Tropic model. No, I doubt it. Rachel. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.200 Maybe we could call her one day and find out 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:44.560 where's We're catching up with your ex? I like that, man, 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.360 that was so cool. Can we okay, if we catch 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:49.440 up with one of my actual dude, I like that, Man, 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:51.440 that's great. You know, that's a great idea. I don't 0:03:51.440 --> 0:03:53.920 think she has a phone. I think she'd blocked me 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:58.360 catching up with an X. I've spoken her like nine 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.640 ten years, dude, know more? You know what, bro, I 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.840 gotta be honest. I like that catching up with your ex. Dude, 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.640 that's great or I got a better idea. I love it. 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.720 Let's make it more than just about us. Yeah, what 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:13.400 if we did catching up? What if we connect an 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:16.480 off airhead with with one of their exits? I love it. 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:20.039 We got two listeners on the phone, all right, and okay, 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:23.880 tell oh my god, this is supous. Nobody's doing this. 0:04:24.040 --> 0:04:26.800 Hold on, we have discovered our first good bit here. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.200 This is awesome right here live and we didn't like this. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:31.360 And this is not gonna be an empty promise either. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:32.880 We're gonna get them on the phone. I don't even 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.440 say empty promise ever. Again, that was that stupid ball 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:40.320 freaks that idea. Don't even worry about him on the show. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.360 But I don't want to hear about him and his 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:45.599 stupid ideas and empty promise. You know what, I don't 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:47.080 want to hear about it. Check it out. We no 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:50.160 longer exists. Oh my god, you very hard on the game. 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.640 No longer exists. So here's how I would do it. Yes, 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.240 we would do We get a little by the way, 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:59.520 email us at the Afair Show at gmail dot com. Uh, 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.800 get in touch with us, m us somewhere. If you 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.360 have the phone number of an exit, you have not 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.440 spoken to it a long time. Yeah, we'll put you 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.560 on the your fair show and we'll call them first 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:11.800 and set it all up. Or do we just call 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.520 them blindly live? No, because that that we we need 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.560 we know, because you know how the FEC works. We 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:18.320 actually need permission and we have to do all that thing, 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.640 and it's kind of unfair. So I think that we 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:23.839 kind of they give us the number, we'll call ahead 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.520 of time. Ahead of time, right, we'll explain to this 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.160 person what's going on, and maybe maybe they don't want 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.279 to go on but the first but if they agree 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:33.320 right the first time, the two of you will have 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:37.880 spoken to each other. I love it. And the longer, 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:41.760 the more uncomfortable, the more awkward better. So if it 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:44.640 ended badly, yes, if you want to hear from you, 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:46.480 that's right. Or if you just haven't spoken to them 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:48.560 in ten years, we want to speak to you know. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.360 But but but now listen, scary. We have to also 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.400 take into account because we're not idiots. We know that 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:58.120 sometimes relationships end and it's I mean, it's it's well, 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.280 it's really bad. We're talking you know, all kinds of 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.960 abuse and craziness. That's not what we're looking for We 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.360 don't want any of that. That's not no, no, no, 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.960 we're not going down those roads. We want no, we 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.839 want you to call right, but just get in touch 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.960 with us, tell us your story and um, even if 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:16.640 you went out with somebody three times, all of a 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:18.240 sudden the ghosted you, we want to hear. We want 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.080 to talk like that's the guy give us, give us 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.400 those those numbers, or the girl catching up with you 0:06:22.520 --> 0:06:24.799 r X. I love it. But so so we actually 0:06:24.839 --> 0:06:28.320 have to read by example. We should by calling. We'll 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.240 start with you, We'll start with me even that's what 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.240 we'll do, not now, I'll do it right now. But no, no, no, no, no, 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:36.400 let's plan it out. No, let's plan it out. Let's 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.840 get the right music for it, Let's get the right vibe. 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:43.159 Let's plan the whole wing wants to actually plan something 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:46.680 and not do it live right now? What I know what? No, 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.920 you're you're you're you're like, are you in the same 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.040 person that you are on Friday? We're gonna do things 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.160 differently here, you know, with the new the new vibe 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.760 of the show. You heard this first, right, he wants 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:02.320 to plan something, not just go willy nilly. So we're 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.480 gonna do that, so prepared to do it right now. Though. No, 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:07.719 the first person we call is gonna be your ex girlfriend, Rachel, 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.560 and we're gonna we're gonna put you two together. So 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.520 don't call her, don't have to talk spoken to her, 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.680 and so long, I just know you're gonna have to 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:16.720 or that maybe I have to call her first because 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:18.760 I don't want you to talk to her yet, see, 0:07:18.840 --> 0:07:20.760 and then you know, then I have to give because 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.760 that's essentially what we're doing with the audience right well. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.000 I think it's I just, you know, I see your 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:27.360 stuff on Facebook here and there, and like I see 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:30.160 that she's married, I see a kid coming, you know, 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:31.880 so maybe I think that I think what she wrote 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:34.040 she made the announcement that she is having a kid. 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:35.800 I think I hit the like button on the picture. 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.160 But we haven't really, we haven't reached out. I haven't 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:40.480 spoken her at all. Okay, so listen, So here's the thing. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.760 Just like we're telling the audience, we're like, you know, 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.120 we have to call them ahead of time without them knowing, 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:47.640 kind of like you know, we're not gonna let them 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.560 set it up. I may have to call Rachel first 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:53.000 and vice versa. You'll let the call one of my 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:56.600 exes first. Oh please, if you really want to do 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.920 if you really want to do me justice, like really 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.000 get into it. I mean, give me the most uncomfortable one, 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:03.200 the one that had the one with the parents and 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:07.280 the restraining order. That's the one. You're gonna have to 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.960 call him. You gotta call Kim. That's the one that 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.160 is my legendary breakup. Kim is the one. Now, if 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.640 if you didn't follow this, I think you've told this 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:19.920 story before. But this girl had a restraining order against 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.160 you know, she her parents did. It wasn't her. She 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:23.880 didn't want to have her She wanted to see me, 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:26.800 and I wanted to see her parents. How did they 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:28.720 have a right to do? Please? Scary, We don't. We 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:31.720 don't have no time for this in the world. Please, 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:35.000 we had to go to court, please, I would serve 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.520 papers said, Oh my god. But okay, so that's what 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:41.280 we're talking about here. Let's bring it back home. We 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:43.200 got this new idea we just came up with right now, 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:46.720 catching up with an X, which I love. So if 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:48.480 we and you, if me and you were saying to 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:52.040 our audience that we will call them and and and 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:55.280 find out. Then you would need to call Kim first, 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.400 and I would need to call Rachel first, and then 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.400 set up not no sabotage, No, I'm not. I'm not 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:04.400 gonna sabotage anything. And I don't want you to sabotage anything. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.080 And you have to find out, and then you can 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:07.920 break it to me whether or not she wanted to 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:09.040 be on the on the show with us or not, 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:11.440 And I'll break it to you. And I could say, 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.240 and I'll tell you the awkward news I spoke to her. 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:16.560 She doesn't want to be on the show, but it'll 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:20.880 be but that she's not gonna be awkward to me 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:22.920 because we were never awkward. All right, then pick somebody 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:24.520 you know. Here's the problem. But if we can go 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.120 to list you will you have men to break up. 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.199 But here's the thing, though, there's not been one breakup 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.080 in my life that's been awkward. I've never burned a bridge. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.480 Come on, now, I think I'm not gonna go there, 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.839 but I think there was one that was awkward, Like 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:41.199 how many years ago we're going the person, you know, 0:09:41.440 --> 0:09:43.240 the one from the from the Sticks and Sticks, the 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:45.880 one out and out and stop. She's also married with 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:47.640 two kids. I think, okay, but I think that would 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.199 be the awkward one. That's not awkward. I think she 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:53.559 really put more time and effort into it. If you 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.280 wanted to mention your name, I didn't want to do 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:58.320 that because because it's not awkward. Dude, what about the attorney? 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:00.720 What about the one? There was the attorney? The hernie? Yeah, 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:02.559 come on, who's in a turn? What was her? She 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.800 was really smart. I couldn't believe you really trusted her 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:08.040 away she was I thought she was a great girl 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.360 for you. You threw her away. That was That was 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:12.800 like two thousand. But that's another one I think that 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:16.720 we could talk to. She saw me in an appearance 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:18.280 and she was like she had a baby carriage, and 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:20.640 she's like, Scary remember me, And I'm like, oh my god, 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.559 you say I think there's a couple. Yeah, listen, I 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.240 like the bit catch you up with the next All right, okay, 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:28.480 let's do that. Let's do that. We'll come up with 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:30.320 the ways we're gonna do it. We'll set it up 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:33.120 with the music, the whole thing. All right. Fine, we 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:35.520 don't have a lot of time today because both Scary 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:37.320 and I are kind of pressed for time you actually 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.400 have a real legitimate meeting uptown, as as do I, 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.280 and there's nothing we can do about that. And we 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:45.079 got into the studio late, so we really want to 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.200 hope that our audience. But whether you're new, whether you're old, 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.520 that you're gonna come along on a new journey with 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:52.960 Scary and Eye and I and we've been talking about 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:56.160 changing the name of the show, changing the vibe to everything, 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.760 and we're gonna see where it goes. Yeah, okay, but 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.480 sometimes something might be new again. Who knows. We don't 0:11:01.520 --> 0:11:03.640 know what we're gonna do yet, but but I do 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:07.040 think that we might be changing the name of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:08.360 I think we you know, we can. We can honestly 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:11.040 say that I've talked about it, and we want it. 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:12.439 We're gonna we want to change the name of it. 0:11:12.520 --> 0:11:14.959 Also explains why we haven't committed to T shirts or 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.080 because because that would have been a waste of money. 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.400 And I think on this new branded show that you 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.120 and I are coming up with, we might get new 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.160 characters that new characters, new shows, new T shirts do 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:27.439 everything everything, And we have a ton of ideas to 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.719 ton of ideas stuff that that we can do. It's 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.640 it's gonna be a lot of fun. And I I 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:34.319 don't think we're not going to talk sports too much, 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:37.439 right You never know what comes around. There might be 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.640 something there. But I think that if you're used to 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:43.240 sorry if you love baseball, but I just don't like 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.520 talking about it. Okay, maybe maybe we could dive into 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:49.120 and not a stat statistician, neither of mindian. Okay, not 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:51.240 a mathematician, but neither of mine. But there are some 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.600 really good storylines that are going on in sports today. 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:55.760 So you know what, we will touch upon it right now. 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:57.959 If there's one, one or two things that you want 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:59.480 to mention right now, you want to talk about Aaron 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.800 Judges all run exactly. It was a behemoth. It was 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:04.719 a big home, right But okay, but stuff like that, 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:07.719 I don't think that we're gonna get into saying but 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.640 I don't think we're gonna go get into sports the 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:14.640 way sports stations get into that's the problems Aaron Judge. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.080 So you'd have to say, this guy is a rookie 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:19.599 monster on the Yankees. He's like six ft eight. But 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:21.320 I think that we'll then take time out. I think 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.480 we'll have if we want to talk about him. I 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.000 think you and I off the radio would would talk 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:27.959 about what we're gonna do, and we'll have the whole 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:29.640 thing set up. This people have a sound clip of 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:33.040 the guy. You know, this guy hit a five hundred 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:37.640 foot home run four he did yesterday Yankee Yankee Stadium. Right. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.480 But some of us are saying, remember back to uh, 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:43.000 the days of Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa and all 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:46.080 of them. You know what I mean, I'm not listen, 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:47.920 who am I to say? And I'm not saying anything. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:52.480 I'm just saying that someone that's hitting home runs, he's 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:56.400 either strong like King Kong, or there's another there's another 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:59.160 reason why you're hitting home runs like that. I don't say. 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.640 I'm not saying anything. Has anybody. I'm not saying it 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:06.000 has anyone publicly marched down that road opinion he's saying 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:07.880 because I I just think in this day and age, 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.360 it's it's tough for for somebody to even do that. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:11.920 All right, we look, we don't have much times here. 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.880 What are we doing today? What are we doing today? Well, 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:16.760 first of all, on a second, there's another there's another 0:13:17.480 --> 0:13:19.720 story out there. I mean, first of all, the Penguins 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:23.319 one Stanley Cup. Yes today, that's right, that's true, that's true. Gngratulations. 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:27.040 Then oh and I mean the Calves going for it again, Lebron. 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:29.400 I want to say one thing on that, right, this 0:13:29.520 --> 0:13:32.280 is and again here's the guy didn't I didn't want 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:34.079 to talk about sports, and here I'm talking about sports. 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.160 But because just get up my chest, because what's happening 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.800 in sports today is that there's more storylines that you 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.800 can talk about than really about stats and all kinds 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.600 of things. Well, we don't have to sound like sports 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:45.160 guys because we're not. We are allowed to talk about 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:48.040 the regular storylines that everybody seem. I mean, here's what 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:49.880 doesn't know that there's a game five right now? Does 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:53.720 any might not know the NBA Finals tonight? Calves and right? 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:55.520 But I wanted to say one thing about that, if 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.079 you if you let me, okay, and then we'll go 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:58.559 on to what we're gonna talk about today. Well, we're 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.280 not gonna be eld to time. We can't, we will. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:02.720 I have a couple of minutes, we have a course 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:06.160 of no way. So the thing I think is, I 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.480 think that the fact that the Calves were down three 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.199 games to none the pressure was off for them, and 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.640 they just played and they didn't care. They played like 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:17.400 they didn't care, they didn't play like reckless, abandoned. Yeah, 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.120 so they just played and because they played that way, 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.240 I think that caused them to win the game. Don't 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:27.120 you agree the pressure was off? Well, I didn't feel 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:29.600 like they didn't feel like they had anything to play force. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.560 They're just having fun on the court. Some some conspiracies 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:36.640 will say some some some good conspiracy theorists like myself, 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:42.360 would say that Golden State played it soft in order 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:45.600 to go back home and win it on their home court. 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.480 Shut off. I'm not saying that they threw the game. 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.440 I'm saying that they kind of said, look, if we 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:55.960 win it here, great. If we don't win it here, guys, 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:57.920 you know we're going back home, Well we'll win it 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:00.280 at home. All our family members are gonna be there 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.600 and we're gonna enjoy it and it's gonna be great. 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:04.760 So that's what I'm saying, is that maybe they didn't 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:07.760 play as tough against Cleveland as they could have or 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:14.480 should have. And I'm it's what is this And I'm 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:20.800 I'm balling, and it's called you coming up with your 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:25.920 own new segment. All right, so what do you call 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.400 the segment? Just call falling on a budget? Walling on 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.640 a boat? What is that? What's what's calling on a budget? 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.640 Balling on a budget is what? You've got no money 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.920 in the bank, your brokers a joke, but yet yet 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:38.440 you somehow you find a way to get everything paid 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.600 for in your life. Like, we want to hear from 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.400 you at the offair show at gmail dot com. Uh 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:46.680 and maybe even on Twitter. Hit us up and maybe 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:48.920 we'll get in touch with you right to us. Tell 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:50.720 us how you've been balling on a budget. All right? 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:52.000 So if you don't, there's not a money and you 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:53.440 but you still want to go with your friends over 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:54.920 the weekend. That's what your death is. Yeah, it's like 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.400 the pit Bull song when he talks about how he's 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:59.160 got no money in the bank, but he just wants 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:00.840 to just party for the you can with that song. 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:02.960 I forgot how it goes. I don't know. So you're 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.560 calling it balling on a budget on a budget? Idea 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:12.080 from our friend Renee Renee. Hey, what's up Renee? Party 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:16.600 girl voice? What you got party girl voice? I know, 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.920 well actually have strip but maybe that's just like a 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.280 result of the weekend. Yeah, I don't want to. I 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:24.240 don't want to get sick through the phone. What's going on? 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:27.680 Thanks for calling the show today. You're very welcome. I'm 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:30.800 very excited, guys. So Scary just told us that there's 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:32.800 some new bit that he wants to do here called 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.640 balling on a budget. So I'm gonna I'm gonna lean back. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:37.680 I want to listen to what this is all about. Game. 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:40.640 She's got no money in the bank, right, it's like 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:45.560 borderline negative. But I still just continue to live my 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:46.920 life the way I want to and just kind of 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:49.000 hope money is going to appear, and it just isn't working. 0:16:49.760 --> 0:16:51.520 So do you do you do you play scratch loss? 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:53.520 Do you play the lottery? Or like, like, how do 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.840 you that's how you lose more money? I tried, So 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:58.200 how do you get money? What do you do for 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:04.320 a living? Hum? Well, I work a lot in an event. Okay, 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:05.920 it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun, 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:09.840 but it works. I mean working an entry level job. 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:14.080 Essentially like the rest of America. This is you're You're 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:17.160 no different than than almost everybody in America. So yeah, 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:21.119 but I'm acting like my Stalari's equivalent to like director CEO, like, 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:23.920 but it's not there. You know, there's a famous saying. 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.560 You know here it is a famous saying having champagne 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:31.679 taste but beer pockets. Yep, there you go. So how 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:33.760 do you ball on a budget? Give some tips out 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:38.680 to the listeners real quick, um, because you're gonna, yeah, 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:40.080 you're gonna make me give tips. Don't even know what 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.159 I'm doing, Like, what did you do this weekend? Like, 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:44.639 how did you go ball on a budget? This weekend? 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:47.719 Or Memorial or Memorial Day weekend is what I think 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.119 you wrote us about. Oh yeah, I'm a world Day 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:54.200 weekend was rough basically like I did the normal Jersey 0:17:54.240 --> 0:17:56.280 girl thing and all my friends like, you have to 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.280 go to the shore. So we went down the shore, 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:02.520 but like everywhere we went it was thirty covers cash only, 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:05.200 like at the A t M. Every two seconds, I'm like, 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:07.160 oh my god, I can't even imagine what my card 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:10.200 looks like, this is so bad. Um. And then I'm 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:14.520 buying rounds for people, like I'm ordering ubers because everybody's 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:16.400 pretending that they don't have the Uber app, so I'm 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:19.600 the one ordering Uber and everything surcharged, and it's just 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:23.359 like so atrocious, so bad. And then but it was 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.920 funny because I'm like, well, we're acting all tough, like 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:27.600 we can spend all this money, but meanwhile we're like 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:30.000 staying at my friend's house with her parents. They're like 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:32.480 cooking for us. We're speaking their alcohol so we don't 0:18:32.480 --> 0:18:35.720 have to buy alcohol. So I guess that's how we 0:18:35.800 --> 0:18:39.040