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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm ready to laugh and laugh ed loaf.

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Speaker 1: It's time to get back to basics for this podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, finally here it is.

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Speaker 1: Okay, scientists who discovered mammals can breathe through their butts

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Speaker 1: receiving no Belle Prize.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll blow it out your ass. We're about to

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Speaker 2: go wild on a brand new episode of Bananas the podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's Bananas the podcast Don't World, Would you.

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Speaker 1: Mind? Nozillion pieces? Would bananas?

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Speaker 2: Bananas, Banana ba Bananas, Guys, Gallas, non Binary Palace.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to yet another episode of Bananas. I am Kurt Brown.

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Speaker 2: Older, I am Banana Boy number two Scottie Landis. Thank

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Speaker 2: you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 2: It is late September early October in the United States

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Speaker 2: of America. A beautiful time in every state. It may

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Speaker 2: be the prettiest time of year in North America, whether

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Speaker 2: you're peeping leaves or experiencing unexpected diarrhea from drinking too

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Speaker 2: much hot apple cider while picking apples. It's a beautiful

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Speaker 2: time when we're glad to share it with you.

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Speaker 1: I had not been prepared for that. I had no

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Speaker 1: idea that if you make fresh apple cider out of

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Speaker 1: on the way home from your hour long car ride

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Speaker 2: I it's a known thing. I mean, it's a you

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Speaker 2: first half hot apple cider of the season and then

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Speaker 1: We went this was during the pan pandemic, like this

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Speaker 1: and of course southern California, it's one hundred and ten degrees,

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be Apples love that temperature.

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Speaker 1: And then they're like on their way out there, like,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a great thing. Also, apple picking in

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Speaker 2: I love walking amongst the trees too. I love smelling

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you bring me some old lee jeans and your

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Speaker 2: Then you do farm work. I like apples, I will

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Speaker 2: I like I like farms. I'm good for two apples

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Speaker 1: Good day, on a good week, three apples a week.

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Speaker 1: Like never, never have I made an apple pie in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, your old self, burning your old self away because

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Speaker 2: done it, and you're a beautiful Ecuadorian Bananamal. Let us

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Yeah, let's do it. Scientists who discovered

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Speaker 2: As they should.

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Speaker 3: This was a CNN dot Com CNN Science Kind of

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Speaker 3: Real by Izzy Ronald Ooh funny, Izzy Ronald.

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Speaker 2: If you have a boring first name, last name, you

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love it? Is he? Ronald is great?

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Speaker 2: The Malibu neighborhood where you and I have hung out,

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Speaker 1: Yes, I like this guy's attitude, Like I.

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Speaker 1: That's like renting for three thousand dollars a month. That's

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Speaker 2: No, it's like he he won't be able to sell

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Speaker 1: goddamn bad. I was looking there's an area venture.

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Speaker 2: That we want to Yeah, I love it too. Oh

437
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Speaker 2: that'd be fun.

438
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 1: And the prices have all just precipitously dropped because last

439
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: winter one of the streets flooded pretty badly and it

440
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: was the first time I think venture in that area

441
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 1: has ever had flooding from the beach because the ocean

442
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: is like very far away in those sections. It's a

443
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 1: very big wine. And then all of a sudden boom,

444
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: like everything was like like you know, two million dollars

445
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 1: and now everything's like one point six million dollars, and

446
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: it was like, wow, it just like dropped overnight. And

447
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there going like, at what point do

448
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Speaker 1: you like, go for it and buy a house even

449
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: though you know in twenty five years of underwater, I know,

450
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Speaker 1: and then try and get twenty five great Yet like,

451
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Speaker 1: at what price point is twenty five years of living

452
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Speaker 1: there worth it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? If you you didn't have kids, if you have

454
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 2: to leave anything behind, like and I'm trying to live

455
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 2: to be one hundred and ten, which is sort of

456
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 2: like having a child because I'm gonna have to afford

457
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: like twenty years of life. So I can't go do it,

458
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 2: but I we two things. One I got really safety

459
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:21,640
Speaker 2: ninety to one hundred and ten.

460
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Speaker 1: You're just alone. Everyone you know is dead. That's fine,

461
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 1: twenty full years you could have two separate careers. Yeah,

462
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 1: and where everyone you know is God.

463
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Speaker 2: Your kids will be in their eighties and I'll still

464
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:42,399
Speaker 2: treat them like little babies all the time. No, I

465
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 2: know it. But so two things. One you and I took.

466
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Speaker 2: We went to Caskaskia, which used to be the capital

467
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 2: of Illinois and now had how many people? Fourteen people,

468
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: twelve people? It was a crazy phone number.

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Speaker 1: Eleven people. It was the smallest town in Illinois.

470
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Speaker 2: But what so there's this town and then every it

471
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 2: used to be like twenty years, but now I think

472
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: it's like every five. It would just flood, just flood.

473
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Speaker 2: And everybody was like, we're sick of rebuilding. We don't

474
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Speaker 2: care how fertile this farmland is. So there were only

475
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Speaker 2: eleven residents. There's a beautiful church. Everybody couldn't been friendlier,

476
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Speaker 2: and we took them all gifts.

477
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Speaker 1: And then one person had built their house. That's right,

478
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Speaker 1: Is this what you're going to talk about. Go ahead,

479
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: you They built the house. I think it was three

480
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Speaker 1: stories up, so was all just like a metal walkway, yeah,

481
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 1: pole barn. Yeah, like imagine one story up, two story up,

482
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Speaker 1: three stories up. Yep, then that must be like it's

483
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,240
Speaker 1: more expensive the higher you go up to build that

484
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Speaker 1: sort of structure. They just took their whole house and

485
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Speaker 1: put it thirty fucking feet in the air, and it

486
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Speaker 1: must flood by twenty five feet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. They were the youngest

488
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Speaker 2: people there. There were family. It was two parents and

489
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Speaker 2: two kids, and they just like, we're staying and so

490
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 2: they built their house thirty feet in the air.

491
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Speaker 1: And we and the bit that we were doing, yeah,

492
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: the bit we were doing was that we were just

493
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: going to bring a cake to every single person in

494
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Speaker 1: the townleven cakes, because it's like, when else can you

495
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,119
Speaker 1: give a cake to every person in a town, except

496
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 1: when the town has eleven people in it. And then

497
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,399
Speaker 1: the bit was made very awkward as I had to.

498
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: And now also I'm walking around in a tuxedo wetsuit

499
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: with a an I film crew, with a small film

500
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: crew and a life life jacket on that is also

501
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 1: part of the tuxedo outfit, so I look like an

502
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: idiot and I have to walk up. Mostly it was

503
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 1: just walking up to people's house, ringing their doorbell, seeing

504
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,480
Speaker 1: if they're home, given them a cake. This is a

505
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 1: three story walk up, yes on agrading to then ring

506
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: their door bell to offer them a cake.

507
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 2: They were happy about it. Everybody accepted, everybody was home accepted.

508
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 2: We probably gave up seven of the eleven cakes. And

509
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 2: then yeah, we gave them a billboard with kittens jumping

510
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 2: out of a cake that said Kaskaskia.

511
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Speaker 1: We're doing fine.

512
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 2: We're doing fine. And they were so happy, they cried,

513
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,679
Speaker 2: they hugged. It was a wonderful moment. The other story

514
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: is and so we Kurtibe and I have a friend

515
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: who got to know this gentleman whose dad built a

516
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 2: wooden house like a sea shack shanty, a small beautiful

517
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 2: house up in Malibu in like the fifties. So when

518
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 2: he built it, nobody wanted to live there, which is

519
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 2: crazy to think in seventy years now, every property there's insane.

520
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: Well, the ocean like the ocean and waterways in general.

521
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: I always think about this because if you look at

522
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 1: any like old city, all of their like junk shit

523
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: is built on the river because it was that the

524
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: river was just the sewage system. Yeah, the river was

525
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: a sewage system. The ocean wasn't very you know, it

526
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: was just like scary. People didn't go swimming. People thought

527
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: the ocean just wanted to kill you. Like water was

528
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: just such a It's the crazy how much we love

529
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: it now and how much we're terrified of it.

530
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 2: Then, well, most of there's still so many people that

531
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 2: don't know how to swim. Like swimming, it was such

532
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 2: like a privileged thing to be, like, and we can swim,

533
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: we can read, and we can swim.

534
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: There's so many Instagram accounts that I get fed of

535
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 1: people just being like the ocean it's fucking terrifying, and

536
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: then like showing something and it's just like that's just

537
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: like a whale shark, Like that's just like the most

538
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: harmless animal in the ocean. He eats blanked in and krill.

539
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: You know, I would love to see one up close.

540
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: It would be amazing. But I would love if one

541
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: ate me by accident, that be in the mouth of

542
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: a whale shark?

543
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Every We would tell that story every

544
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 2: live show till the podcast ended Tell a Shark one

545
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: again the whale Shark Kirk Gotswa by Shark. It's bit out,

546
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 2: but so on the same beach where you and I

547
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 2: get to hang out every now and then I found

548
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: out that that is where the Kanye West house that

549
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 2: he bought a man or I think sixty eight million

550
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 2: dollars and is now for sale for fifty million or

551
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 2: forty million or something. That house is there and it

552
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 2: has been abandoned. It is insane, like we all looked

553
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: up to and it, but it is the only one

554
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: on that stretch that it was built so deep and

555
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: it's it's like block brutalis looking concrete. It's kind of

556
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 2: made to endure the next fifty years of it'll be.

557
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 2: The waves already come under it every day at high tide.

558
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 2: But we were walking by it a few times, me

559
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: and Molly, just hanging out, having a couple of drinks,

560
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 2: and I just walked right inside the house. I just walked, yeah,

561
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 2: from the beach there stairs, and it is truly abandoned

562
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: and the feeling of extreme when you're faced with extreme

563
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 2: wealth and then you see what it is and it's nothing.

564
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 2: It's a shell. It's an empty, windowless, wireless, no plumbing house.

565
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 2: The front door and the garage are locked, and somebody

566
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 2: had spay painted something on the garage at the time.

567
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 2: But I just walked right up the stairs off the

568
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 2: beach and kind of like was able to like look

569
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 2: around in this abandoned house and I'm like, so this

570
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: is sixty million dollars. Yeah, the amount of good the

571
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: amount of people that if you said I'm going to

572
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: give you, you could give one hundred and twenty people

573
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 2: five hundred thousand dollars, a truly life changing amount.

574
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: Of money, truly life changing amount of money.

575
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 2: Or you have an abandoned house that uh, people make

576
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: fun of when they walk around.

577
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: Well, the craziest part is that it wasn't an abandoned

578
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: house when he bought it.

579
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 2: That's right.

580
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: He bought this like architect, I believe. Yeah, it's like

581
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: there's not that Like this architect is incredibly famous and

582
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: he he doesn't do that many houses. And then there's

583
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: something that kind of didn't like about it. So he

584
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: ripped out every single thing that was in the house

585
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: and then ran out of money and couldn't do anything

586
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: with it. And so now it's worth like he just

587
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: like destroyed a house and now no one's gonna buy

588
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: it for fifty million dollars in Malibu.

589
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 2: That dude needs some better help, no shit, no shit. Yeah,

590
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 2: it's just weird when you're faced with that kind of wealth.

591
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, is just useless.

592
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: It's infuriating.

593
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: That is what drives me fucking I mean, I have

594
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: a whole bit about it on my last album, But

595
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: about billion, yeah, it's good. It's just like it just

596
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: makes me so angry that these people, like the people

597
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: who are funding all this right wing insanity, like they're

598
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: just they have so much money that they don't won't

599
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: they won't notice, they won't. There's no impact on their

600
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: life if they get an extra billion dollars on top

601
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: of one hundred billion dollars, there's no impact. It's I know,

602
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: and and to other normal people it makes so much difference.

603
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty wild Florida. Man, there we go.

604
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: We're back arrested after a quote throwing pasta with sauce

605
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: amid road rage incident.

606
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 2: Good good, I hope that what's that chain Fazzolei's. I

607
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 2: hope he just had gone through the drive through Fizzoli's

608
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 2: had consumed the breadsticks quickly and just tossed that spag

609
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: right at somebody else. I'll do some thumbs up.

610
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: I got a thumb up. Thumb up before you start, Scottie,

611
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: please do this. One's from Brandy Chalker, who organized that.

612
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: Meeta too says, I have a little shout out request.

613
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm hosting a ghost tour of my town, Pedaluma, where

614
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,719
Speaker 1: Karen is from, in October, a passion project I've been

615
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 1: thinking about for years and working on for months, and

616
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: tickets are finally for sale. Was wondering if it's something

617
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: you can mention on the pod. There's lots of Bay

618
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: Area and animals who might be stoked. The instagram is

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Speaker 1: quote is at Haunted Petaluma and the website is TinyURL

620
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Speaker 1: dot com slash Haunted Polluma. Quote This October, learn about

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Speaker 1: Petaluma's dark side, our sordid history, our tragic tales, and

622
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: the ghosts that haunt us. That sounds fun. That sounds

623
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: so fun to do.

624
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: Murder Ban Animals go visit Karen's hometown and take Brandy's

625
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: Haunted Tour. I didn't think of a more fun thing

626
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,399
Speaker 2: to do this October. Ban Animals in the Wild send

627
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: us a pick Brandy's the best. Here we go. Lee

628
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 2: is thumbing herself up for getting through the toughest patch

629
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: of her life and she's still trucking after leaving an

630
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 2: unhealthy marriage, losing her house and a beloved dog, and

631
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 2: now being a solo mom with two daughters. She is

632
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 2: going back to school this winter to become a biotechnologist.

633
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 2: Thumbs up to everyone, including Lee, who has as much

634
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 2: resilience as she does.

635
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: Yes, thumbs up.

636
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 2: Good for you, Lee. Right on I was dming with her.

637
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,440
Speaker 2: I said, three years, three years, your life is going

638
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 2: to be fun and light and wonderful. I'm pumped for you.

639
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: I am too. You know, I have been thinking. Do

640
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: you remember when we had that advice from my buddy

641
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:59,279
Speaker 1: justin that his father in law said he would pay

642
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: for him to hear yeah electricians, Yeah yeah. I think

643
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: about it all the time, to have a trade, man,

644
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: I think about it all the time.

645
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 2: I can understand why I.

646
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: Want to because you just go to school and then

647
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: you have a skill. It's like, I love it. I

648
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 1: want to do it anyway.

649
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 2: Go ahead, and if you're good and they trust you,

650
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: then you work forever. Because everybody will recommend you to

651
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 2: everybody else. Kara wants to thumb her absolute dreamboat husband.

652
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Speaker 2: I think it's Bohan. Bohan up. Yeah, I think it's Bohan.

653
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,319
Speaker 2: He has been the most supportive partner through infertility. Kara

654
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 2: is thankful to have someone so supportive during this truly

655
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 2: shitty roller coaster of a journey. Your cutie wife, Kara,

656
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Speaker 2: So way to go, Bohan, Way to be a good

657
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: supportive guy. It's not always easy.

658
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Speaker 1: Thumbs up.

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Speaker 2: Thumbs up, let's see Lauren Allard, Oh, this is a

660
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 2: good one. Lauren Alard wants to shout out her aunt

661
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 2: Kathy's husband Stefan, who had stage four pancreatic cancer last year.

662
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 2: His most recent scan showed zero. That's amazing, Lauren says.

663
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: We love him and are excited for him to get

664
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: such good news. And that's an actual great point. When

665
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,359
Speaker 2: you get bad news and your stomach drops out your

666
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: butt and you get a flop sweat and you panic

667
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 2: and you throw up and everything's horrible and you faint,

668
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: it changes your life. But then when you get that

669
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Speaker 2: good news, man, that weight lifting off you. In one word,

670
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 2: You're clear, You're fine, it's fine. Oh my god, what

671
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: an incredible moment. Thumbs up to you, Stefan or Stefan,

672
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 2: We're very happy for your good health and last but

673
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 2: not least, I have so many hmm. Oh, this is nice.

674
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 2: Aaron P is thumbing herself up for mastering the dry

675
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: sixty nine. She is really freaking proud of herself and

676
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:07,279
Speaker 2: being sober has helped her emdr therapy so much. Oh,

677
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 2: that's great that she's staying sober.

678
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Speaker 1: Oh, congrat thumbs up.

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00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 2: To Aaron P. For handling your business and taking care

680
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Speaker 2: of your health. If you are doing sixty nine days

681
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 2: of no alcohol at all, not even a droplet, let

682
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Speaker 2: me know and I will send you a bumper sticker.

683
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 2: I just got twenty more. I've sent something like one

684
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty plus. Now it's amazing, and so congratulations

685
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 2: to all the Banan animals who needed the sober up,

686
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 2: who did it and then have stayed sober. We're very

687
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Speaker 2: proud of you. Thumbs up.

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00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: Congratulations. That's awesome.

689
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good one.

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00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: All right, Scotty, here we go.

691
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Speaker 2: Oh yah.

692
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 1: Order man arrested after throwing pasta with sauce amid road

693
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Speaker 1: rage incident. I'll tell you what, Scottie. This was sent

694
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Speaker 1: in by the inimitable Portia Astra Davis. Thank you Porsche. Yeah,

695
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Speaker 1: this was in the Independent, so you know it's real that.

696
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 2: I was in the same joke. I was going to say, Amen, Medium, this.

697
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: Is by Amelia Neath. No, everybody's underneath Amelia neath, because

698
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: she's the top of the bunch. Okay, there we go,

699
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: there we go, Amelia, thanks for writing this. Florida man

700
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Speaker 1: has been arrested after fleeing pasta with sauce at another

701
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: driver in a bizarre road rage. Nolan Goins, forty six,

702
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: was arrested on Thursday on a misdemeanor of simple mattery.

703
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,320
Speaker 1: Jail records show that he allegedly got caught up in

704
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Speaker 1: a road rage incident over glaring headlights. I can understand it, Nolan.

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Speaker 1: Mister Goins was traveling along Park Street near Bay Pines

706
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: Boulevard in Saint Petersburg, Florida, at around nine pm when

707
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Speaker 1: the glare from a driver's headlights sparked a road rage incident.

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Speaker 1: According to an arrest Affidavid, While the traffic was still moving,

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Speaker 1: mister Goins purportedly threw pasta with sauce from passenger side, hilarious,

710
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Speaker 1: hurling the food out of his open window hitting another

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Speaker 1: person who was driving at the time. Windows open, two

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Speaker 1: moving vehicles. He threw a bowl of pasta and hit

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Speaker 1: the person. Miracle amazing.

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Speaker 2: Not a traditional driving food. Not pasta, you know, not

715
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 2: famously you get a bean burrito. Easy driving food, fun.

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00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: Even easy and easy to throw into a window.

717
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,879
Speaker 2: Like a torpedo. You kidd me. I could be going

718
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 2: sixty one way, you could be going sixty other I'll

719
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Speaker 2: hit you in the mouth.

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Speaker 1: But a bowl of pasta much more difficult.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of wind, there's a lot of friction.

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Speaker 1: And it doesn't say that the that he actually threw

723
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Speaker 1: a bowl. He just threw pasta with sauce.

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Speaker 2: Ye mean, no bosta. He had that classic lap pasta.

725
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Speaker 2: I love that.

726
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Speaker 1: While the driver was hit on his own arms, legs

727
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Speaker 1: and torso, the pasta did not leave any injuries.

728
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Speaker 2: Well that's I'm glad it's not scalding hot. We can say, okay,

729
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 2: it seems like the worst case is it would be.

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Speaker 1: Scalding hot and would burn you exactly.

731
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Speaker 2: No, that is a true assault.

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Speaker 1: Mister Goins was later found with the same food stains

733
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Speaker 1: on the right sleeve of his shirt. The arrest record

734
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Speaker 1: set so That means he just grabbed it, he handed it,

735
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Speaker 1: he grabbed it by the hands, and just threw it

736
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Speaker 1: out the wind. Think about how fast you have to

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Speaker 1: see very bright headlights, be eating pasta. Get upset? Decide

738
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Speaker 1: then stick your hand into the bowl of fosta your eating.

739
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Speaker 1: Throw it out the passenger side window over your own car,

740
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Speaker 1: really good, into the driver's side window of a passing car.

741
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Speaker 2: All of it.

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Speaker 1: This guy, I bet you he played He must have

743
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Speaker 1: played sports in high school.

744
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 2: Hey, they have a lot of good baseball teams down

745
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,960
Speaker 2: there and floor a lot of spring training. Maybe that

746
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 2: guy used to be a minor league pitcher for the

747
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Speaker 2: you know, Fort Lauderdale Linguini tossers.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is insane. This food fueled road rage

749
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Speaker 1: incident is bizarrely not the first to occur recently that

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Speaker 1: involves pasta.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yes, good.

752
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:26,479
Speaker 1: Just over a week before in Indianapolis, the police, of course,

753
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Speaker 1: it's Indianapolis police showed up at the scene of a

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Speaker 1: road raid engine incident with a woman uh covered in spaghetti.

755
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Speaker 1: Indianapolis Metropolitan Police were called to the scene on seventeenth

756
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Speaker 1: of April after a driver reported that a woman in

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Speaker 1: a GMC SUV was following her and flashing a gun.

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Speaker 2: Well that's not good.

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00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: That's not fun. The woman allegedly nearly hit the woman's

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00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: car and tailgated her. Then she threw a container of

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Speaker 1: spaghetti into the victim's open windows.

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Speaker 2: See crazy, that's fine, that's great. We don't need guns.

763
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 2: We need pasta, exactly, we need luke warm pasta.

764
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Speaker 1: Lukewarm pasta.

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Speaker 2: It should be like, if you get caught, it should

766
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Speaker 2: be like, I don't know, one hundred dollars fine, or

767
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 2: like two hours of community service, like it's fine.

768
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, like two hours of you having to listen to people.

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Speaker 1: Go come on, come on, come on, man, come on,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of people people, come on, pasta.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on, really, come on, come on. My

772
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:37,560
Speaker 2: first car. Remember when we all had to move out here.

773
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 2: I guess you did? You have your mom's car?

774
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: I did at that time.

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00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I so I bought a Volkswagen Jetta Wagon. I

776
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 2: wanted a little sport wagon. I didn't have a ton

777
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:49,800
Speaker 2: of loot cakes. So I got a used Jetta wagon.

778
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 2: And the first or second time I took it through

779
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 2: a car wash without me knowing the the little cap

780
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 2: on the back of the rear windshield wiper knocked off

781
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 2: happens all the time. But what I didn't know is

782
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,919
Speaker 2: the way that if you go to clean your rear

783
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 2: window with that white bird and like the spray that

784
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: that little plastic thing sprays it onto the window, and

785
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 2: so if it's gone, it just shoots twenty five feet

786
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 2: directly straight back. So the first time I went to clean,

787
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 2: it just sprayed the car behind me like I was

788
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:29,879
Speaker 2: peeing on an enemy. And then I was like, I'm

789
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 2: not fixing this. I'm gonna spray my friends. I'm gonna

790
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,479
Speaker 2: spray people that honk at me. You know those people

791
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 2: that as soon as the light turns green. So I did.

792
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 2: I had that car ended up being a lemon, and

793
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: I ended up getting rid of it within a year.

794
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 2: But for a year, if you tooted your horn at me,

795
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,760
Speaker 2: as soon as the light turn green, I just sprayed

796
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 2: you with a rocket a winch of wiper fluid. And

797
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: it was so funny to me. The smallest part on

798
00:43:55,719 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: a car gave me the greatest rooster tail. It was

799
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 2: like a way runner. It was so funny. God, it

800
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 2: made me so happy.

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00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 1: Oh I love it. I love it. And also it's

802
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: plausible deniability that you just didn't know.

803
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I just went to the car wash. I'm

804
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 2: so sorry, man. I mean, it's just gonna clean your windshield.

805
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 2: It's fine, but it was so good. Do you remember

806
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: have you ever been to Dantanna's. Yeah, I've been with

807
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 2: you too. Yeah, yeah we did go, didn't we?

808
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: No?

809
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 2: No, no, I've been.

810
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: I've been to Dantanna's without you.

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Speaker 2: I just yeah, but we should go. It's a it's

812
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: a West Hollywood institution. It's a very small red sauce

813
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 2: Italian joint where a lot of celebrities go. The food

814
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 2: is not good, not great. The scene is incredible.

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Speaker 1: The scene is the bar is fun. There's always a woman,

816
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: older woman dressed very well at the bar talking to

817
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: like a twenty four year old muscular man who's wearing

818
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: almost no shirt and a cowboy hat. A lot is

819
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: like what is happening at did Tanna's.

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00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 2: There is a matre d that is just in a tuxedo,

821
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 2: and if you are a regular or you were a

822
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: famous person, he just cuts you right to the front line,

823
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 2: as they should. Well, one night I went to go

824
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 2: with Karen and Bridger and we had a reservation and

825
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 2: they kept sitting famous people before us, So we just

826
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 2: went and ate Indian food instead at a place that

827
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 2: said it was Dolly Parton's favorite chicken Tika Marsala in

828
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 2: the world. So it was a teachable moment and we

829
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:30,440
Speaker 2: got a story out of it. But during a lockdown

830
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 2: twenty twenty, I still had an personal Instagram account, and

831
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 2: I realized everybody was scared and nervous and really stressed out.

832
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 2: So I decide instead of posting photos of you know,

833
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 2: baked bread or puzzles finished or long hair, that I

834
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: was going to just post nonsense for a week at

835
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: a time. And so one week I just posted celebrities

836
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 2: eating spaghetti and meat Pauls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 2: Every day I would just google celebrity eating spaghetti meatballs

839
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 2: and I would find Jessica Alba or whoever. And one

840
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 2: day I got one of Sophia Virgara, the beautiful and

841
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:15,880
Speaker 2: talented Sophia Virgara. She's smiling, she's holding pastaup with huge meatballs,

842
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,960
Speaker 2: and she's clearly at Dantana's and I think people enjoyed it.

843
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 2: And then two days later my cousin was like, dude,

844
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 2: my dad, So my uncle called him and was like,

845
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 2: that is so crazy that Scottie got Sophia Vargar to

846
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 2: pose with a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs for his

847
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 2: instagram this instagram, and I was like, do not correct him,

848
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 2: because one, I'm not leaving my house. I'm terrified too.

849
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 2: If I knew Sophia Bargara and had enough influence over

850
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 2: her to I don't know, eat pasta during a pandemic

851
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 2: and smile and full hair and makeup a boy, I

852
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 2: would have a lot bigger house. It was so funny.

853
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 2: It was like the reality of social media is like, well, yeah,

854
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 2: and the day before was Robert Downey Junior eating spaghetti

855
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 2: and meatballs. I don't know either of them. Sadly, I

856
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 2: would love that. Joanna Swan sent this in thank you,

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00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 2: Joanna Swan. Delta is reminding prospective flight attendants that they

858
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: must wear underwear to their job interviews. This one.

859
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 1: This is such a confusing one.

860
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeahoo news Norah Redmond best in the panty reporting business.

861
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 2: Delta Airlines has told prospective flight attendants participating in the

862
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:42,760
Speaker 2: company's latest interview rounds that they must wear proper underwear.

863
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 2: A leak document detailing the airline's appearance requirements for applicants

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00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,320
Speaker 2: interviewing to work at the airline was viewed by travel

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Speaker 2: news site Paddle your Own Canoe canoe spelled k A

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Speaker 2: n o oh, Okay, okay, it's probably very good. The

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Speaker 2: document reminded candidates to wear undergarments that are not visible

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Speaker 2: when attending in person assessments such does that.

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Speaker 1: So here's the right, So here's long about thong above

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Speaker 1: the That's what I at first thought, Yeah, I assume

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Speaker 1: that's what it means.

872
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 2: Waist line.

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Speaker 1: The waistline is got the frail tail, long, low cut

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Speaker 1: pants with with I thought, that's what I'm assuming because

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00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: it seems weird to be like, you have to wear underwear,

876
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: but we can't see any panty lines, you know, like

877
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: visible through your pants. Do you know what I mean?

878
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: Like that seems like a double a double message.

879
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 2: I agree, it must be people are rock and thongs,

880
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 2: high waisted thongs, I guess, so what just a nut.

881
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: But it's crazy to wear to do a job interview.

882
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: It's so crazy to wear do a job interview. It

883
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Speaker 1: almost seems more like, if that's it, you need kind

884
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Speaker 1: of some more information like what to wear, because it

885
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Speaker 1: really just sounds like people are not wearing underwear. That's

886
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Speaker 1: what it sounds like.

887
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Speaker 2: How would you know?

888
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 1: And how would you know? Like what's happening at these

889
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: job interviews is really raises so many more questions there is.

890
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 2: It a basic instinct situation where nine men are staring

891
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 2: at one woman who crosses and uncrosses her legs. Honestly,

892
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 2: we don't know. We've never been flight attendants. No, we

893
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 2: have a lot of flight attendant listeners. Shout out to

894
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Speaker 2: flight attendants. It's probably gotten a little better in the

895
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Speaker 2: last couple of years, but man, people are just jerks

896
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 2: on airplanes.

897
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Speaker 1: They really are. It's fucking crazy. I'm always being extra

898
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: nice if you're trapped in a tube with someone, being

899
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: extra nice to the people trapped in the tube with you.

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Speaker 2: Delta, though, you can tell when you're what hubs you're

901
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 2: coming through and what flight teams say loud. If you

902
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: get that lax to Atlanta, man, you are getting some

903
00:49:55,800 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: top oh the line flight attendants. These people are so

904
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,359
Speaker 2: they're so good that I feel bad turning them away.

905
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Speaker 2: They're like another cocktail and I'm like.

906
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: They're like you sure, And I'm like, oh, do you

908
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: want me to have one like, do you enjoy watching

909
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: me slug these down? In the interest of transparency and

910
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 2: clarity for all prospective candidates, we are encouraging people to

911
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 2: dress for success and.

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00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: Give test of clarity. Like that's the craziest part. This

913
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: is the most confusing thing you could possibly say.

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Speaker 2: I know, my friend Mel does casting for reality shows.

915
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 2: I might I have mentioned this long time ago, but

916
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: she has a really hard time casting reality shows because

917
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Speaker 2: people refuse to zoom with her without filters on, refuse

918
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Speaker 2: to send photos where they aren't filtered, to the point

919
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 2: where she's like, hey, great, the interview is awesome, the

920
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 2: producers really like you, but we do need to see

921
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:52,720
Speaker 2: you without a face tune, and they go, oh, okay,

922
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 2: so sorry, and then they send another filter pace.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy, she says.

924
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: It's like every single day, the main thing she had

925
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 2: to do when she's following up for people for game

926
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Speaker 2: shows or dating shows or whatever, is everybody's gotten so

927
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 2: used to lightly filtering or heavily filtering their faces that

928
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Speaker 2: she has to continuously and they will disqualify people if

929
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 2: they can't get what you actually look like.

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00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: They're like, nah, that's so crazy. I don't use a

931
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Speaker 1: filter on anything.

932
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 2: Ever, well, we have dude advantage. Dude advantage is such

933
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 2: an unfair, distinct dude advantage.

934
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 1: Old dude advantage too.

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Speaker 2: They're like, they're like, you're wearing a T shirt, all right, good,

936
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Speaker 2: good job looking dressed himself. You only have one stain

937
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 2: on that T shirt. That's a job. Is a spaghetti

938
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 2: sauce from throwing it out your window. Here's just a

939
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 2: little of fun. Anecdote. Delta reopened applications for flight attendant.

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Speaker 2: It's a great job at the beginning of September for

941
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Speaker 2: the first time in over a year. So been animals

942
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Speaker 2: out there looking for career change. I'm a Delta dog.

943
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 2: I would love to meet a banana a flight attendant.

944
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Speaker 1: I'm a Delta dog myself. I can't be a I

945
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: can't be a flight attendants. Gotti to my In my

946
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,240
Speaker 1: epic quest of looking to be a train engineer. Sometimes

947
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: I was also look into flight attendants. Can't do it,

948
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,760
Speaker 1: you gotta be under I think six foot.

949
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 2: Oh I can't do it either, then, yeah, Bomber, well good,

950
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 2: I know quite a few actually, and they're all wonderful people. Delta. Yeah,

951
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 2: so An Airlines spokes and said there's been a high

952
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 2: demand that led to some applicants reporting difficulty accessing the

953
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 2: application page. That has since been fixed, and the airline

954
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:43,360
Speaker 2: reminds interviewees in the document that profanity should not be

955
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 2: used during the interview, that chewing gum is not permitted,

956
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 2: and that's I know, and that flight attendant hopefuls must

957
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 2: maintain their personal hygiene. There's a five stage process, Kurt,

958
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 2: to become a Delta flight attendant. First is submitting an application. Second,

959
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 2: there's a virtual job tryout. Third, there's a video interview. Fourth,

960
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 2: there's an in person event that includes another interview, and

961
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Speaker 2: successful appkins then receive a conditional job offer and undergo

962
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 2: seven weeks of training. Okay, so that's pretty good. Save

963
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,720
Speaker 2: weeks is thorough that I mean, it's awesome.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome, and then you get to fly places all

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Speaker 1: the time.

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Speaker 2: Bananimals who are Delta flight attendants or any flight attendants

967
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Speaker 2: just say hey, I'm a flight attendant. I would love

968
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Speaker 2: to know what airline you fly for. We won't dox

969
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 2: you and get you in trouble, but I would love

970
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 2: to know who the Bananmal flight attendants are and what

971
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 2: airline you are.

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Speaker 1: That would be amazing to have a bananimal flight attendant

973
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: just randomly one day.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I would be the happiest person in the world.

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Speaker 2: I hope it happens. I hope we continue to grow

976
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Speaker 2: in a way that one day it's like, Hey, Scotty,

977
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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, hell yeah, this is so fun.

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Speaker 1: Well, Scotti, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Pal you two pretty be. You can always leave us

980
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 2: a five star review on Apple Music or Spotify wherever

981
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 2: you listen to Bananas and double check that Apple or

982
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:08,760
Speaker 2: Spotify didn't unfollow the Bananas Podcast last time you updated

983
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 2: your phone or device, because it did to a lot

984
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 2: of people, and we would love to have you back.

985
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 2: It helps the podcast so much. And that's all I'll say.

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Speaker 2: I'll shut up with the business. Bananas Man. Bananas is

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Speaker 2: an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 2: Hartstart

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00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 1: intern