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Speaker 1: I listened to the Black Guy Who Tips podcast because

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen are hot.

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Speaker 2: Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun.

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Speaker 3: I did get jumped by all six of you chumps,

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Speaker 3: and win did fuck my girl.

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Speaker 2: I'm still standing here screaming, fuck the free world.

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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the Blackout to his podcast, your host

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Speaker 1: Rod and Karen, and we are in La Casa on

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Speaker 1: a Tuesday m hm mm hmm Tuesday at five o'clock Primetime.

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Speaker 1: So if you're riding home from work and you're listening

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Speaker 1: to this in your car using this free cast app

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Speaker 1: on your iPhone, and you're so technologically savvy that you

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Speaker 1: know you got it plugged into your stereo just the

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Speaker 1: same way that we do. All I gotta say is

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Speaker 1: just don't look at the cameras, man, Like, what are

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Speaker 1: you doing. Keep your eyes on the fucking road, watch

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Speaker 1: that car. But we you know, we have a very

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Speaker 1: special guest as always. He's been on the show several

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Speaker 1: times before, but it's been a while since we had

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Speaker 1: him in here. Uh it's I'm in Dexter from Shadow

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Speaker 1: Doll Production.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: You definitely hear his name two times a week, even

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Speaker 1: if he's not here. So uh, and probably more than

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Speaker 1: that because we bring him up for jokes and stuff

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Speaker 1: on other shows.

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Speaker 5: What's going on, Decks, I thought I.

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Speaker 2: Heard somebody talking about me behind my.

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Speaker 5: Back of its you guys, your ears are getting hot?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How you been?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 2: Be great? Man, I've been really good.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 5: First of all, everybody of course should know.

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Speaker 1: You go to shadow Don Productions dot com and that's

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Speaker 1: where you can find all the audio plays, all of

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Speaker 1: the movies, feature films, uh, short films, uh, A ton

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Speaker 1: of stuff all right there and then make you know, DVDs,

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Speaker 1: just digital downloads, whatever you're into. He's got it. No

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Speaker 1: theater yet, but you know, but I'm sure it's coming soon.

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Speaker 1: What's going like, Dex, Like? What what's the current project?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 1: What? What are you working on? I always see you

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Speaker 1: talking about, you know, dare Room on the old Twitter

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Speaker 1: machine there man, what you got going on?

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Speaker 3: Well, dead Room's TV series, locally syndicated TV series that

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Speaker 3: we put together, and there's even a.

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Speaker 2: Chance to get on Sci Fi Channel.

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Speaker 1: So cool.

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Speaker 2: My ego wouldn't even be able to be out of control,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 3: Then it'd be all about wearing a zoot suit and

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Speaker 3: growing a real thick beard and everything, and just you know,

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Speaker 3: you guys wouldnt be able to send me no more.

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Speaker 5: That's awesome man to be'all could be in the same club.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you can also do.

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Speaker 2: What did you like the full Don Delawise?

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Speaker 3: You know, just like pounds and just wear a sheet

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Speaker 3: gray and a big, fat, nasty beard.

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Speaker 1: Hang out, hang out with Burt Reynolds and try to

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Speaker 1: get his I don't know about hanging out Burt Rends.

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Speaker 3: He was like on that rug neck and but yeah,

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Speaker 3: the rest of the dom. That's the life, man. I

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Speaker 3: just need to like get to us play successful place

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Speaker 2: I can do that.

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Speaker 1: Well, hopefully you'll be able to direct the maybe Sharknado

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Speaker 2: You know, uh, it's like Karen got that as her name,

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Speaker 2: and it's like it's just plaguing me.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: Do you I love that Terrors movie?

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Speaker 5: Now? Do you like like it?

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Speaker 1: Say?

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Speaker 5: You get on so Fi, right, you go dead Room,

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Speaker 5: come to southe Fi.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like up next, you know, Sharknado, and

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Speaker 1: then after dead Room Sharknado. Would you be like offended

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Speaker 1: that they put your ship next to Sharknado or would

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Speaker 5: I don't give how about how about behind the two

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Speaker 2: Hey, I could be.

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Speaker 3: Bought, man, So I'll be loving that Sharknado ship every

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Speaker 3: other bullshit they got on there, like you know, giant cockroaches, whatever, man, hurricane,

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Speaker 1: I do want to see Roach a Cane. I didn't

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, roach kne Hurricane hits a prime and it

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Speaker 2: I have to script it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be awesome too, to watch like white

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Speaker 5: Right, I ain't no damn water bug.

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Speaker 1: So first of all, man, like, how has it been

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Speaker 3: That TV is what I've always wanted to do, you know,

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Speaker 2: But the thing about this, we get locally syndicated.

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Speaker 3: That means we'll be like two pm on a Saturday

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Speaker 2: Twelve fifteen, twenty stations.

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Speaker 3: But we're gonna get our advertise half our advertising money

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Speaker 2: We're talking about like a million dollars.

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Speaker 3: Lot of pressure to like once they scratch that check

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Speaker 5: Like how long would it does?

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Speaker 3: Well, like in Hollywood it takes seven days to shoot

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Speaker 3: maybe three three scenes the first episode and then five

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Speaker 2: Well, then we go somewhere else. We're in Hollywood, they

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Speaker 3: They would go to your house now, and two weeks

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Speaker 3: four weeks from how they come back to your house. Well,

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Speaker 3: we're gonna block shoot the whole thing. So it's only

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Speaker 1: So that mean you need to know stuff pretty much

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you can't do.

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Speaker 5: Too much justin then, Like, you know what.

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Speaker 3: I've written the whole season already. You know, all thirteen episodes.

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Speaker 3: and it's all been scheduled out. We'll shoot over forty

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Speaker 2: Or whoa in the iPod or something like that.

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Speaker 3: Wow'll just be random, so you'll just be checking out,

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Speaker 5: And no, I'm gonna be watching this shit.

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, We're going to TV. We're gonna be live

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Speaker 1: tweeting that. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I just saw you had that tweets. I love that, man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I decided to move my live tweets cold people.

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Speaker 1: You know, I figure some people probably get annoyed a

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Speaker 1: You know. It's kind of like how the model of

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Speaker 1: I like that so that later, you know, like yesterday

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Speaker 5: I see your asshole, and I was like that. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I know you think you're insulting me, but that

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Speaker 1: means it's working. So that's why I moved my live

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Speaker 1: tweets is like, I'm a live tweet. Shit, I spoiled stuff.

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Speaker 1: I don't don't complain about it over here.

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Speaker 1: I tell Jeff front you didn't have to follow the count.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's been pretty peaceful existence since I did that.

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Speaker 1: I don't get any more of those.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't watch true Blood until two hours

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 6: And also I think not as many people follow that

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Speaker 6: trickle over to especially when I like tonight, I'll be

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Speaker 6: talking about Calfish and half the people will be like, oh,

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Speaker 6: you made this account.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know about that, so, you know, but enough

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Speaker 3: Exciting though, like when you because you are funny with

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Speaker 3: the live treet some people they lie to tweet, but

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Speaker 3: they just try to force.

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Speaker 2: Some shit and it's just not funny, you know.

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Speaker 3: So like when you've live tweeted a couple of our

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Speaker 3: things like Dirty Therapy and Trim, that was it was

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as a filmmaker, hopefully one day my live tweet

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Speaker 5: Thing that I know, right, but like seeing it.

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Speaker 1: It'll have to be live tweets.

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Speaker 5: It'll have to be sensed.

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Speaker 1: Who are are you working with that we know about?

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Speaker 5: Uh, no matter how you shape it.

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Speaker 1: That didn't work out.

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Speaker 2: Well, didn't it.

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Speaker 5: No, she won, she won for sure.

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Speaker 1: Man, scientific scientific evidence.

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Speaker 2: Sorry Manlauran.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, so it's those three that you know of,

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Speaker 2: It's a it's about her room. You can go into

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you have to go in there by yourself

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Speaker 1: And like, what was the process to try to get

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Speaker 1: this like picked up?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: Is that like is the work more like you know,

447
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Speaker 1: the passion of because I know you love writing and

448
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Speaker 1: filming and all that stuff. Is that the work part

449
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Speaker 1: of this or is he like going out pitching as

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Speaker 1: the people, getting someone to support it, get trying to

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Speaker 1: get on TV?

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Speaker 5: Is that more work?

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Speaker 2: Well? I have minions for that, thank god. Okay for

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Speaker 2: that part of it.

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Speaker 3: There's actually a filmmaker in Raleigh who's also happens to

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Speaker 3: be a cop there and he's doing his own film,

457
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Speaker 3: you know, which is about gangs and all the money's

458
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Speaker 3: going to go back.

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Speaker 4: To the community.

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Speaker 2: Is really good guy.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, he's another executive producer and he knows a

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Speaker 3: lot of TV station producers and like station managers and

463
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Speaker 3: stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: So he's gonna help us get it on the stations.

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Speaker 2: But really though, it's like.

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Speaker 3: If you can imagine trying to schedule forty one days

467
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Speaker 3: of shooting for six pages of script, but it's just

468
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Speaker 3: like it takes every minute of your day for weeks.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just crazy. Yeah, so I don't I

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Speaker 2: don't enjoy that part of it.

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Speaker 1: What are your hours like?

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Speaker 5: Like, do you time it where you can rest? Or

473
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Speaker 5: you just go go, go go.

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Speaker 1: You already were working the fuck out of yourself before this,

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Speaker 1: so like what is it like now?

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Speaker 3: Well, my hell's straight in the tank, you know, so

477
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Speaker 3: uh but like you know, I sleep like five hours

478
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Speaker 3: a day and relax a couple hours a day pretty

479
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Speaker 3: much the rest of its work.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I do switch it up. So there is

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Speaker 2: some fun stuff.

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Speaker 3: Like, for instance, we just got accepted into the Actional

483
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Speaker 3: Film Festival. Three of my films have been accepted. Got

484
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Speaker 3: like five nominations just for Dirt Chief Therapy. So now

485
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Speaker 3: we've got three films, so I'm expecting, you know, anything

486
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Speaker 3: less than ten nominations are gonna be pissed off.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, that's that's dope.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: Congratulates to day.

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Speaker 3: I've been working on like trailers and posters for specifically

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Speaker 3: for them, you know, because they've got you have distributors there,

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Speaker 3: and they've got a press release they're gonna put out

493
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Speaker 3: and all this stuff.

494
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Speaker 2: So that's that's a fun change of pace.

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Speaker 5: That's what's up? Would you now a dex?

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Speaker 1: Would you ever consider moving to like Cali or like

497
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Speaker 1: New York or anything like that?

498
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Speaker 2: Or you uh, fuck, no, no way. I'm North Carolina, man,

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Speaker 2: I ain't going out there, you know. Hell to the

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Speaker 2: that's I love it.

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Speaker 5: I love it all right? Well listen. If you've been

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Speaker 5: listening this far, you probably should know, but in case

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Speaker 5: you don't.

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Speaker 1: This is a blackout test podcast and you can find

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Speaker 1: us a bunch of places, the easiest of which being

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Speaker 1: going to the blackout tests dot com. We're also on iTunes,

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Speaker 1: up for our premium section and listen to all our

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Speaker 1: premium spinoff podcasts and stuff. Actually have a new trailer

511
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Speaker 1: to play for everybody that you know wants to know.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck do you guys talk about that I

513
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Speaker 1: should have to pay to? Here, I talked to this

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Speaker 1: guy named Jordan. He is from a website called Chocolatemodels

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Speaker 1: dot com. For those who are not familiar, it is

516
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Speaker 1: a pornography website. That's right, a lot of women of

517
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Speaker 1: color with big asses shaking it around and stuff, and

518
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Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, I wonder if that dude would

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Speaker 1: talk to me for an hour? And guess what, I

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Speaker 1: was right, he would. I was his first podcast he

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Speaker 1: ever did. But he had some crazy ass stories I

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Speaker 1: think he did. I think this clip is like four minutes,

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Speaker 1: so I mean, just play this for you guys real quick, and.

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Speaker 5: Hey, welcome to another episode of medium Talk.

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Speaker 4: Yo.

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Speaker 1: What if I could get in contact from a man

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Speaker 1: from chocolatemodels dot com.

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Speaker 5: What's up, Jordan?

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Speaker 4: What's up? Brother? But chocolmodels dot com is basically a

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Speaker 4: combination of an online magazine, a DVD site, and a

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Speaker 4: video on demands site. So basically, if you want big

532
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Speaker 4: booty DVDs with the hottest models and anxiety dancers, you

533
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Speaker 4: can get that there. If you want to see photos

534
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Speaker 4: and you know, downloadable videos of the same hot girls,

535
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Speaker 4: you can get that there.

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Speaker 1: What is a recruiting of a dancer?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: I had an idea. I said, I'm gonna take my

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Speaker 4: business cards. I'm gonna staple like five ten and twenty

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Speaker 4: dollars bills to like my business cards. The girls that

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Speaker 4: I think that are really popping, I'm going to give

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Speaker 4: them the business over the tweenty dollars bill staple to it.

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Speaker 4: Girls that are like in between, I'm getting on with

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Speaker 4: the ten and the girls that are man not that great,

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Speaker 4: I'll forgive them the five.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever had like a bad video set where

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Speaker 1: it's just like the girl wasn't hopping like you thought

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Speaker 1: she was. Hey, you like this shit is never gonna

549
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Speaker 1: make see the light of day.

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Speaker 4: Of course, then you can. That mean, once you get

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Speaker 4: to a certain number of video shoots, when you get

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Speaker 4: over one hundred under your belt, shit is just gonna have.

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Speaker 4: But I had a situation where a girl came in

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Speaker 4: and you know, she wanted to have a little drink.

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Speaker 4: I get a little drink, But then we had an

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Speaker 4: area where the girl's changed, you know, in the bathroom,

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Speaker 4: and I guess she was, you know, have her own

558
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Speaker 4: drink on top of what I gave her. And you know,

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Speaker 4: by the time it was, you know, time for her

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Speaker 4: to shoot on the first dance set, I mean, she

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Speaker 4: was wobbling and looking like she's going to fall over,

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Speaker 4: and it was a little like, I don't know if

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Speaker 4: this is gonna work out. But I don't like to

564
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Speaker 4: and I don't like to tell women, you know, you

565
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Speaker 4: don't want to tell a woman, Hey, this is not

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Speaker 4: gonna work out. And then she went and locked herself

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Speaker 4: in the bathroom and she demanded that I paid her

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Speaker 4: or she's not gonna lead.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, this is some bullshit right here. Man.

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Speaker 4: I never even and even before I got into the business,

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Speaker 4: I had never actually been to the strict blow, you know,

572
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Speaker 4: so I wouldn't be the type to hang out in

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Speaker 4: the strict blow. And at some point during that video,

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Speaker 4: she says that she has a crush of her boss

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Speaker 4: and that happened to d me, do you know what

576
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Speaker 4: I mean? Then the story actually went down. I just

577
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Speaker 4: got into this search for the truth to the meaning

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Speaker 4: of life, and I've had to living on this deep,

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Speaker 4: you know, research through all types of topics, and I

580
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Speaker 4: was leading. I must have literally, I think I must

581
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Speaker 4: have ordered to have least about seven hundred books of

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Speaker 4: Amazon dot com.

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Speaker 1: You ever had any issues with like chicks having like

584
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Speaker 1: a jealous boyfriend or anything like that.

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Speaker 4: Eight or nine years after that, she was like, she

586
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Speaker 4: called me up and she said, oh, I basically messed

587
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Speaker 4: up her. Her mad at her. She was engaged to

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Speaker 4: get married, and she was blaming me for messing that

589
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Speaker 4: up because the finance had saw her picture on the

590
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Speaker 4: site and what you know, he didn't want to marry

591
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Speaker 4: a stripper and all this type of shit. And it

592
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Speaker 4: was funny too because she was claiming that she didn't

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Speaker 4: even do the video. This is what she's telling me, Like,

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Speaker 4: I don't even I didn't even do the video.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know.

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Speaker 4: How do you think you're I'm like, are you.

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Speaker 2: Come on?

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Speaker 4: Man? I got contract, I got your rd's. Let's stupid.

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Speaker 5: She was, she was gonna stick to that line. She

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Speaker 5: was gonna stick to that line.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's like some of the highlights from the interview.

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Speaker 1: That was actually a great interview. Yeah, and then went

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Speaker 1: for a weird turn where he like kind of talked

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Speaker 1: about trying to find a meaning of life. Like halfway through,

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Speaker 1: I was like, wait, I thought I was talking to

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Speaker 1: porn dylan dude, But it got pretty deep.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 2: We should do an a spin off.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would watching that. Get that.

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Speaker 1: One might have to get that on a cable, but

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely gang for that. Uh, if you need any

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Speaker 1: extra parts, let me know. But yeah, and there's actually

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Speaker 1: one part I left out of the clip. Well, there's

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Speaker 1: a bunch of sholl left out of clip. But one

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Speaker 1: thing that was crazy was he ran a form. He

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Speaker 1: had one of the first like forms on the Internet

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Speaker 1: as far as like, you know, really hitting like ten

618
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Speaker 1: thousand hits a day and all these people coming there

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Speaker 1: generating traffic and it's this dudes talking about them, all

620
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Speaker 1: kinds of bs you know, around this site. And they

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Speaker 1: got shut down by like Homeland Security because after nine

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Speaker 1: to eleven, people were making jokes and some people were

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Speaker 1: posting like pictures of nuclear bombs and ship and the

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Speaker 1: FBI contacted him is like we want these people's names,

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Speaker 1: and he was like, I gotta shut this ship down.

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Speaker 1: It got too serious, you know, like, no, nobody's worth

627
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Speaker 1: going to jail for man, not over some internet jokes.

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Speaker 1: Of course, the official weapon of the show is and

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Speaker 1: the unofficial sport.

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Speaker 2: Strength.

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Speaker 1: Yep, all kinds of guests are been, you know, looking

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Speaker 1: forward to that.

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Speaker 6: Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's funny because whenever somebody doesn't say it, we always

635
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Speaker 1: get people in the chat like damn, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: they fucked it up. But Dex never misses it. Man,

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Speaker 1: he never missed it. I got.

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Speaker 5: It's like Spider Man, Uncle Ben, you know, all right,

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Speaker 5: First thing, you hated.

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Speaker 2: That dude now or something he like followed you.

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Speaker 5: Or some ship who uncle Ben?

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Speaker 2: What? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 5: He wants a friend of me on Facebook?

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Speaker 1: Dog and I and I probably messaged him and was like,

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Speaker 1: can you please do the show Man? He was like, man,

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Speaker 1: fuck y'all. I was like, all right, Dan, Dog, that's

648
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Speaker 1: why you unofficial bitch. So it seems uh I was

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Speaker 1: having some a few randoms today. First things first, quick one,

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Speaker 1: I saw a store. It was called the CPR Store.

651
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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is like a chain or

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Speaker 1: any any have you either, y'all heard of the CPR store?

653
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Speaker 1: You think? What are you thinking?

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Speaker 5: CPR having heart attacks called them out to need help

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Speaker 5: you arrest.

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Speaker 1: What would you think? They specialized in decks?

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Speaker 2: I guess training people.

658
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Speaker 3: You know, I need some nurse that know CPR hanging

659
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Speaker 3: around me all the time anyway, right.

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Speaker 5: Well, guess what they sell? Cell phone repair?

661
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Speaker 1: That that is terrible branding, right, Like they must get

662
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Speaker 1: like one hundred calls a day, just like, hey man,

663
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Speaker 1: look at this emergency situation.

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Speaker 5: Can you just help me out?

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know anything about that, sir, I help

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Speaker 1: your iPhone in the iPhone breaking.

667
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 2: That was in a.

668
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 3: James Bond movie where he did it to himself. He

669
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 3: started his own heart backup.

670
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 2: Remember that?

671
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was in casino.

672
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, coming and look for a pace maker and they're like,

673
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 6: we don't sell those right.

674
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: Meanwhile you're passing out about to die in the sun

675
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: and ship. It's like, sir, let me see your iPhone, Sir,

676
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: I can fix the screen, I can fix the string.

677
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: Always dead, another one. We got another one, guys, another

678
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: dead guy in the lobby. We gotta really change the name.

679
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 1: And then the outside of the store has a logo

680
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: with the red like the red and white cross thing that.

681
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 6: Yes, it's associated with saving lives.

682
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,360
Speaker 5: Come, it's so fucked up.

683
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 2: Man, want my actress going there and just pretend to

684
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 2: be dead.

685
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: Oh maybe that's the next thing is prank show, you know,

686
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: like you just do do a live prank show or

687
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: you just go around messing with people. I wouldn't mind

688
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 1: seeing the CPR store. People have tried to handle actual CPR.

689
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: Another thing I saw last night on the internet, so

690
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: I had I got. I get these emails from Groupon,

691
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: which is like the devil by the way, because like

692
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: you buy one thing on Groupon, it's like they calculate

693
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: exactly what you.

694
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 5: Want and they cater it to you too, and every.

695
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: Group on that shows up has something you want, Like

696
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: of course I would buy that.

697
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 2: Talking about the other day.

698
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, groupon has this.

699
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 6: We'll probably never get it, but groupon I'm sure I

700
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 6: can't see. And the peep holes too high at the

701
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 6: front door, so they have this thing where you can

702
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 6: actually has like a screen and like a little camera

703
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 6: where you put a camera in the peepole and it

704
00:30:59,120 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 6: has a screen.

705
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: Time I walk up to the door, damn it, I

706
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: can see who's on the other side.

707
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 5: I didn't even see that on groupon.

708
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: But I WoT that because I can't see right, I'll

709
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: show you the second people were having to do it.

710
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: By the way, there is a second lower people.

711
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 5: Okay, about to help me out.

712
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought, you know, for a couple of years

713
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 3: ago she got a bikini watsmund group on one time

714
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 3: and it was sketchy yourself.

715
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 6: We gotta check those reviews, man, Yeah, the locations. Yeah,

716
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 6: it ain't like in my grandma's basement.

717
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't buy anything without that that part. Just

718
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,959
Speaker 1: like to check the small print. I'm like, yep, I'm

719
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: gonna read that, But what I saw on groupon last

720
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: night was insane to me. It was and groupon for

721
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 1: like half off of an inspirational Christian experience. And I

722
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: was thinking, like, how does like what if I go

723
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: but I'm not inspired, can I get my money back?

724
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: Like I guarantee my inspiration or is that just groupon

725
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: talking shit because they don't know, you know? And if

726
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: I go to the Christian experience and I'll go, you

727
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: know what, it was good, I'm not inspired to do anything.

728
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: I feel like I should be able to go get

729
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: my money back from Groupon, and I I didn't see

730
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: anything about being able to get my money back to

731
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: do a retire Can I take a date?

732
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 6: You know?

733
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 5: If I do take a date, is that.

734
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: You know she gonna let me smash at the end

735
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: of the night because you know, it's an inspirational Christian experience.

736
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: She might be experienced. It's inspired a different way than

737
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: I am. So I didn't know they were even selling

738
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: religious things like what others can they also sell like

739
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,240
Speaker 1: forgiveness for sins and stuff like the Catholic Church because

740
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: that would be cool.

741
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 3: I would do that in agen Over in your five

742
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 3: hundred years ago if you paid a certain amount of money.

743
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 2: You're all your sins were forgiven exactly.

744
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 4: Now.

745
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: If you could get that on a group on man shit,

746
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 1: I'd be out here sinning right now.

747
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 2: Well you are anyway, well you know.

748
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know that's funny too, because everybody is

749
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: always like you see, it's a lot comedian said, people

750
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 1: that curse a lot said, it's like, well, you know,

751
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: God made everybody, and he made everything, and he made

752
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:17,479
Speaker 1: us in his image, and people, you know, are naturally

753
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: funniest universal that you know, everybody laughs kind of the same.

754
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: God must have a sense of humor. But I was

755
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: thinking last night, what if God don't have a sense

756
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: of humor, He's gonna be boring God.

757
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'd all be fucked right. We were all like.

758
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: Can you imagine he was just a dick, Like he

759
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 1: was like like you got up there and you're waiting

760
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: at the pearly gates and you're like, oh, God, is

761
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: me run from the blackout tests And he's like, I

762
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 1: know who you are. And you're like, remember, man, you

763
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: know I made all those jokes and stuff. You know,

764
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: I was just fucking with you. And then you be like,

765
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: did you see any jokes in the Bible? Motherfucker.

766
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 5: I see.

767
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: It wasn't funny to him, so it's.

768
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: Wrong, right, yeah, oh yeah like that with no not

769
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: not jokes about Jesus. He might have like a very

770
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: like one of those liberal sense of humors where it's like,

771
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 1: only if Louis c k And and comedians I approve

772
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: of make the joke, can I laugh? You're not on

773
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: the approving heaven. His favorite comedian is Jeff Doneham. We

774
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: are fucked. He's like, what I like it. I like

775
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:27,960
Speaker 1: a good wholesome family, even and out that lean a

776
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: little bit of I like to watch a little bit

777
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: of the Andy Griffin Show. And that's it. This stuff

778
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 1: is too much for me. I don't need all this

779
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: cursing it. Then, you know, I've heard about guess.

780
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 3: The ray, get out, go to hell somewhere.

781
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: And then the thing is, though hell might be dope

782
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: because you get down there's like Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy

783
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: when he was funny, or maybe it's Eddie. Maybe it's

784
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: all these dudes when they're not funny. Maybe that's why

785
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: it's hell.

786
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 5: What happened?

787
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: What happened?

788
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 6: If he if the God looks at you, he said,

789
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 6: guess who's going to hell, guess the race.

790
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a funny joke. God, now let me in.

791
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: And then my last random thought and this isn't even funny.

792
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: It's just a thing that I was thinking about. I

793
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: wonder if other people do it, Like you know how

794
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: the spelling of Wednesday is completely different than the pronunciation

795
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: of Wednesday.

796
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 5: Yes, it is me too. I just go W E

797
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 5: D for short.

798
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 1: I'm not spelling it out in my head. The only

799
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 1: way I can spell it is no matter how types

800
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: or whatever I say, Wedding's day every time, Like I'm like,

801
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: and I will see you weddiness day. It's three words,

802
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: just to get it right, man, Like, I don't know

803
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: who came up with this pronunciation of probably something is

804
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: a dick, but yeah, let me put an N E

805
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: S in there. It's like that's like it seems like

806
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,680
Speaker 1: it would be pronounced like w I N D S day,

807
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 1: like Wednesday there were winds blowing on that day or

808
00:35:58,960 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: weddness day.

809
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 5: And who the fuck is wedding this.

810
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 2: Wd for forty years? Man, I don't give a shit.

811
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: I see you on wed Oh you're getting at the wedding.

812
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: I see you at the wedding decks. That's next Tuesday.

813
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 2: I ain't never been a wedding.

814
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: My life ain't going so yeah, oh you don't do

815
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:15,919
Speaker 1: weddings either.

816
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 2: I mentioned some twenty four.

817
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 3: I've made up a fictional uncle who's ready to die

818
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 3: at any.

819
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,479
Speaker 2: Time if I get suddenly invited to a wedding.

820
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'll just drop his name every now and

821
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 3: then so they don't feel.

822
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 2: Like I just made it up on the spot.

823
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 5: Oh, Martin, that's brilliant, dude.

824
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: Like, especially if you start doing it, like when they

825
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: start being like, you know, Sarah and I got engaged,

826
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: and then you're like, you start dropping it right there, like,

827
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: oh that's good man, that's good news to hear, you know,

828
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 1: with so much bad news going around. My uncle Martin's

829
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: really sick. Yes, spend a lot of time with him,

830
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: good old uncle Marty Man.

831
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 2: Well, especially they.

832
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 3: Talk about that destination wedding ship where you got to

833
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 3: drop three thousand dollars.

834
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,479
Speaker 2: Just to get to the place.

835
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 5: Only assholes.

836
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: They still want a gift, man, Fuck, your gift is

837
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 2: me being here, motherfucker.

838
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 5: Only assholes do that.

839
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 2: I know.

840
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 5: So I'm getting married in Jamaica, I'm like, you are

841
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 5: an asshole.

842
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 2: Yourself right, watch that ship.

843
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: I would really like for you to be that well,

844
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: I would really like three thousand dollars, but I'm not.

845
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 1: You know, we're not going.

846
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 5: I'm not going. I'm sorry. Can you like.

847
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,959
Speaker 2: Skype me for wedding?

848
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 6: Sure?

849
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 2: Going to Jamaica for the right?

850
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 5: Oh you know what you said that?

851
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 6: Why aren't people smart enough to do that where they

852
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 6: actually have like skype wedding where they look it. But

853
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 6: like for the people that's not here on the video camp,

854
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 6: I mean because when you have everybody might not want

855
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 6: to be there.

856
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 1: You know, I can't. Nobody would show up. That's exactly

857
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to see your fucking wedding. I don't care

858
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: about your love. I don't. That's your personal pledge that

859
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: that's the truth. Wasn't have to do with me. So

860
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: you need a new toaster from me because you love

861
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: the motherfucker. What's that got to do with? Those two

862
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 1: things have nothing to do with each other.

863
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 3: So Junior said the best you know, and I love

864
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 3: his comment, but he said that he wishes that people

865
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,959
Speaker 3: would be as open and out there and loud about

866
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 3: their divorces as they were about their weddings.

867
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 2: You know, throwing the cover. They don't want to talk

868
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: about it. Oh, well, you know it's personal.

869
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 3: It wasn't personal when I had to listen to your

870
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 3: fucking engagement for six months.

871
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 5: You know what, you have completely changed my mind on

872
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:08,760
Speaker 5: this topic.

873
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: I think I am for messy, uh messy ass social

874
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: media breakups.

875
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 5: You have now changed it.

876
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: Because you're right.

877
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 2: I'm still in this comedy.

878
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 5: That's fine. No, I love it.

879
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,399
Speaker 1: This is that is a good ass point, man, because

880
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: because in the first place, I didn't give a fuck,

881
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 1: and you made me have to give a fuck. It's like, yeah,

882
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: my weds on Saturday during the fucking uh you know

883
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,359
Speaker 1: it's it's during the college of prime time.

884
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 5: But hey, don't worry about it.

885
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 1: Your favorite teams playing, it's a cup Bowl game, but

886
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 1: it's my day, so fuck you and your day. It's like, yeah,

887
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: when y'all break up, I should be able to like

888
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 1: retweet that ship like it, you know, tell people they meet.

889
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 3: Each other and love and you got to see the

890
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 3: ship all over the place, and then they get engaged.

891
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: You got to hear about it, interasking you the wedding

892
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 2: and shit.

893
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 3: So I wanted the fruits of all that is me

894
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 3: being able to enjoy their breakup, which we know is

895
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 3: gonna happen.

896
00:38:59,040 --> 00:38:59,839
Speaker 5: I love this idea.

897
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 1: I want to like pick sides and ship and root

898
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: like I want to like I want to I want

899
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 1: to score it, you know, like I want to every

900
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: day I want to wake up, go on your Facebook

901
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: page and be like, right now I have this Uh

902
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,240
Speaker 1: six to seven.

903
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 5: Uh, she's up right now.

904
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 2: Look.

905
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: I had you going strong in the in the tenth round,

906
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: but you kind of stumbled there when you brought up

907
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: that thing about how you still love her when you

908
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: got drunk that day.

909
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 5: So I had to dock you a couple of points.

910
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 5: But hey, good luck, champ.

911
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 6: Get out there, and you know they actually have you

912
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 6: know how you have a reception for being married.

913
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 5: The actually have divorce receptions.

914
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 6: I mean, like like where people actually get and do

915
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 6: a ceremony and literally get at the end divorced.

916
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 5: Well, who dances together? You and the maid and him

917
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 5: and the Yeah, what do you? What is that? What

918
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 5: do you fight to the death of something?

919
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 3: Like?

920
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: Why would you know this? Go through ceremony, throw a

921
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: party and ship?

922
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 5: Well, it does seem like a celebration, especially when you don't.

923
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: For a lot of people it is for a lot

924
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 1: of people. I bet it's peaceful.

925
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 6: And you know what they probably the should say files

926
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 6: Look this mother fuck right here, got some steak of

927
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 6: ass feet. Thank god we get that divorce right she

928
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 6: can't cook, Oh that would be good too.

929
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 3: Penny fetish, you know, and he can outer like all

930
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 3: the drinking and you know it'd be awesome.

931
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: Here's what I think. If you get a divorce, you

932
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: should have to buy me a gift.

933
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 5: That's what I think.

934
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: So if I bought you a toast of and I

935
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: don't want my toast of and back. Okay, that was

936
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 1: nine years ago, that ship probably is fucked up. Go

937
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 1: give give that the good will that's yours now. But

938
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: I want something new on your way out. And I

939
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: think we can lower the divorce rate because people would

940
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 1: be like, you know, I don't I don't love you

941
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: no more, I don't want to be with you. But

942
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: I also don't have any money for a microwave. So

943
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: we gotta work this ship out.

944
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: That would calm that ship right there.

945
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: Uh Now, I was reading about this man and the

946
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: first person I thought I was dexter. I saved a

947
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: couple of articles for you, and this one I saw

948
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: today and I think you might have got ripped off. Man,

949
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 1: Have you heard about this new Lisa coudro show? No,

950
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: all right, Lisa coudro is she co created a darkly comic.

951
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 5: Web series called web Therapy.

952
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:17,400
Speaker 1: It's about the delusional, borderline incompetent therapist Fiona Wallace. And

953
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:20,000
Speaker 1: they spelled Wallace like in a stupid way that nobody

954
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 1: spells it. I hate when movies do that. We're like, oh,

955
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: his last name is.

956
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 5: Smith, but with a y.

957
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,399
Speaker 1: See It's like, well, no one would do that, so

958
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,800
Speaker 1: change it back anyway. She pioneers her own modality of

959
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 1: therapy of opinion that of the opinion that traditional fifty

960
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: minute sessions incurags too much time wasting In rambling, she

961
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: conducts assess the three minutes burst via webcam.

962
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 5: That sounds like dirty therapy to me.

963
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 3: Somebody's getting sued a quick therapy.

964
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 5: I feel like we've already seen this.

965
00:41:52,560 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: Sorry, showtime, showtimeing somebody. Yeah, that's what I'm get that

966
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 1: money anyway. So yeah, I'm sure she's not as good,

967
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: you know, So so there's that. Yeah. I feel like

968
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 1: this she'll just get canceled anyway, and there won't be

969
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: any money left. Of course, they'll be like, well, actually

970
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: stole your idea and you owe us five hundred dollars

971
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 1: because productions with the motherfucker on here and your piece

972
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: of it after I stole your ship is this much.

973
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 2: But yeah, friends curse. All six of them are on Friends.

974
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 2: They ain't be able to do ship. Everything fails at all.

975
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: Anything they touch is terrible.

976
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

977
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean like it was a fucking charity that

978
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 3: Joey got a second season.

979
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 2: I mean that was just a network just being ashamed

980
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 2: to admit that they failed.

981
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: I call it the curse of not having any black

982
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: people on your show. It strikes It strikes everybody different ways.

983
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: It got the people from Seinfeld, you know, throw a

984
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: couple brothers and sisters up in there.

985
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 5: Man, it'll cut it, it'll cut back on it.

986
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 6: Man.

987
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: But if you don't have any black people on your show,

988
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: next thing, you know, Michael Richards and Walker using the

989
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: N word for a stand up. George Costanza can't get

990
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: another fucking sitcom that works. It's like it matters, man,

991
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: get a couple brothers on there. It works out. A

992
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: Pink Panther gang. Have you guys heard of the Pink

993
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: Panther gang. All right, this I feel like somebody might

994
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: already have a movie and production on this, but maybe

995
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: we get decks to the work. He can like beat

996
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 1: them to actual like production time, because this shit feels

997
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: like a movie. Members of an international network of jewel thieves.

998
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 1: Now jewel thief already is a movie type of thief,

999
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, you know, like you don't know any

1000
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: jewel thieves in real life. Everybody knows people. You might

1001
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: knock over a jewelry store, but you probably have liquor store.

1002
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 6: On your resume and yeah pink on your resume, right,

1003
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 6: you don't want to stole feminine dollar.

1004
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 5: You don't specialize in jewelry.

1005
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 1: You big pops shot.

1006
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 3: Past seventeen atm to get to this house to get

1007
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 3: one jewel that you can't for five years.

1008
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a dramatic ad. That's how you do it.

1009
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: So they had they have a fled for dramatic. They

1010
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: staged in assault on a Swiss prison to liberate two

1011
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: members being held inside. That was straight from the opening

1012
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: scene of an action movie. Milan Paparik, a thirty four

1013
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: year old Bosnian and a member of the gang, was

1014
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: broken out of a Swiss prison with a fellow inmate

1015
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: after receiving help from two other Pink Panther members. Paparik

1016
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: was serving a six year and eight month sentence for

1017
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: robin the Swiss jewely store in two thousand and nine.

1018
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 5: The gang members on.

1019
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 1: The outside drove two vans into the prison, right into

1020
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: their barberire fence.

1021
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 5: Knocked that down. Who paid for this paramount?

1022
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: Right while the inmates were in the yard exercising, So

1023
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: they must have knew he was out there, right, So

1024
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: then they hop out. They started suppressing the guards with

1025
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: AK forty seven fire.

1026
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 5: Oh shit, yes, Then they set up ladders for.

1027
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 1: Proprick and his inmate friend to hop the fence and

1028
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: get in one of the vans. The other van they

1029
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 1: set on fire to distract the guards. Oh shit, somebody

1030
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 1: did they research?

1031
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 2: Wow?

1032
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 5: This shit should be a movie.

1033
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,400
Speaker 2: Mann.

1034
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: I already want to watch this, and I don't even

1035
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: know what they're gonna do next. Apparently they've allegedly stolen

1036
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,240
Speaker 1: three hundred and ninety six million dollars worth of jewels

1037
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: in Europe, Asia, the Middle East, and North America, says

1038
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine. Damn that travel who steals that much

1039
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: jewels and don't quite exactly.

1040
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 3: That's some greedy shit. They must be dropping it all

1041
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 3: in Vegas.

1042
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 1: I feel like this movie starts with the one more

1043
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 1: hit getting out the game, and my thing.

1044
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 6: Is this, who steals these many jews and have these

1045
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 6: private jets to go all around the world and nobody

1046
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 6: ever says anything about the private jet and randomly landing,

1047
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 6: because how you're gonna get to all these places unless

1048
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 6: you fly?

1049
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 1: Uh well, maybe they pay the right people off. I

1050
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: don't know, but I feel like Boat. I feel like

1051
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 1: George and he could play the uh you know, one

1052
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: of the gang members. They break out, and they break

1053
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: him out because he knows, you know, where everything is

1054
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,719
Speaker 1: and they can't do it without him, you know. And

1055
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 1: then he's mad because there's some inner turmoil in the

1056
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 1: game because they left him in there for like two

1057
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: years before they even came and got him, so you know.

1058
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 6: What, and you know what, they probably got secret identities

1059
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 6: and things like that. They probably changed their fingerprints and

1060
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 6: they and they irises on.

1061
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,680
Speaker 1: Their eyes and everything because because.

1062
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 6: You know, you've been stealing shit for that loan, somebody

1063
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,799
Speaker 6: got you on film.

1064
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: Some well yeah, true. I feel like Brad Pitt's gotta

1065
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 1: be in this too, because if I got George Clooney,

1066
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need me some Brad Pitt, you know, so

1067
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: they can do that little Ocean's eleven type thing they

1068
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: like to do.

1069
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, of course.

1070
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:46,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well everything I cast has at least one black person.

1071
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: And then Don Cheeto is a competent dude, so I

1072
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: would definitely throw him in there.

1073
00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 5: Maybe I'll make him.

1074
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: I think I would make him the fencer, the fence,

1075
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 1: you know, the guy who takes the jewels and haggles

1076
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: with them and gives them a hard time, but at

1077
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 1: the end of the day, you know, he gives him

1078
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,319
Speaker 1: a break, you know, because it's them. And then of

1079
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: course he's like snitches on him at the end, and

1080
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: he's kind of bad guy.

1081
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:08,520
Speaker 5: But I've said too much.

1082
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to give away the whole plot, but that, yeah.

1083
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 5: That's a terrible ask.

1084
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: Please not. There's gonna be no nothing sexy back. Yeah,

1085
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:24,800
Speaker 1: I don't see this movie at all anymore.

1086
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 5: I'm scrapping. I'm scrapping this ship.

1087
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 2: Sorry, uppercut. Uppercut.

1088
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: Now, I noticed a new thing that's happening, and uh,

1089
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: Dex and somebody in the entertainment industry, especially you know

1090
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: about to get you know, TV show and all this stuff.

1091
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,399
Speaker 1: Have you been keeping up with, like how people get

1092
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: outraged and stuff now TV and uh like in music

1093
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: and stuff and all of a sudden it's like this outcry,

1094
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm offended and we need to petition this when you

1095
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: get this off the air and all that stuff.

1096
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, people just love to do that shit and

1097
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 2: none of it's real.

1098
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: Do you ever write with that in mind, like, oh,

1099
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: this would be funny. Oh wait a minute, people are

1100
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,720
Speaker 1: gonna be a dick about you know, this kid has autism.

1101
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: Let me change that up, take that out of the

1102
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: scene because that people will think that's fucked up.

1103
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 3: No, just you know, I guess you know, because I

1104
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 3: don't really care about religious themes, so I don't go there.

1105
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 3: But like that seems to be what pisses people off

1106
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 3: the most. You know, there's still people pissed about the

1107
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 3: Last Temptation of Christ and that was what nineteen eighty nine. Yeah,

1108
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 3: but no, that doesn't really cross my mind. You know,

1109
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 3: if we get on Sci Fi channel, you know, and

1110
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 3: they'll have a bunch of notes like that, and like

1111
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 3: I said, I'll sell out I don't care, you know,

1112
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 3: just scratch me check you know so, But until then,

1113
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 3: you know, no.

1114
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 1: Well, there's this thing in rap lately where like, uh,

1115
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: I think Lil Wayne said something about Emmitt Till, who

1116
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 1: was this black dude they got little kid, really they

1117
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 1: got killed for whistling at a white woman back in

1118
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:01,919
Speaker 1: like nineteen's something something, and he made a like line

1119
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: out of it about beating a pussy up like im Mattel.

1120
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 5: Nobody liked that.

1121
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,320
Speaker 1: He ended up losing this Mountain Dude sponsorship behind, and

1122
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:11,879
Speaker 1: then he apologized. Rick Ross made a song about date

1123
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 1: rape basically where he's talked about putting an ecstasy in

1124
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: a woman's drink, she passes out, he had sex with her,

1125
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 1: she never.

1126
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 5: Even knows it.

1127
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: He ends up defending it, and then Mountain Other thn

1128
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: Adidas cuts his sponsorship, and then he apologized. There was

1129
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: a guy, j Cole he made a joke about or

1130
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: a lot about autism and retarded in the same line,

1131
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: and of course people didn't like that, so he apologized.

1132
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 1: He didn't lose anything but apologize. Well, also, when this

1133
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:45,879
Speaker 1: shit happened, it's kind of like free promotion, so it's

1134
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: like maybe I wasn't gonna listen to your fucking song.

1135
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: I didn't care. But now it's like a thing that's

1136
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: leading my news. So it's like, well, I guess I'll

1137
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: listen to this and see what everybody's so offended about.

1138
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 5: Well, the rapper two changed.

1139
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 1: He's coming out with an out and nobody's paying attention

1140
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 1: to this because nobody gives a fuck anymore. He was

1141
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 1: cute a year ago, but now everybody's kind of overtea chains.

1142
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 1: So he released an article. Uh he he has a

1143
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: song that's been out for a while. It's called Fed's Watching,

1144
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: and I heard it one time. I thought it was terrible.

1145
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: I turn that shit off not because it was offensive,

1146
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: it's just, yeah, so offensive to my ears. I was like, no,

1147
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: So I turned that shit off, right. He just released

1148
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: an article where he did an interview basically saying, like,

1149
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: too many people get offended about stuff. I just hope

1150
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen to me and nobody is offended. And

1151
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:43,360
Speaker 1: then he quoted a litt Yeah, he quoted a line

1152
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: from his song, which is like a couple of months old,

1153
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 1: where he's like, I said I was gonna shoot the prosecutor.

1154
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:52,240
Speaker 1: And the article is basically like, well, did like people

1155
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: get mad or anything? And he's like, well, now nobody

1156
00:50:55,160 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: said anything yet, but like if they do, who, no,

1157
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 1: you know, I'll fight them or something. It's like I

1158
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 1: wonder if that's the new thing, Like if like would

1159
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 1: would you rather say dead room is becomes like a

1160
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: cult hit and people appreciate it and love it and

1161
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 1: all that stuff, or like something fucked up happens in

1162
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: episode three and everybody fucking like it's pissed at you,

1163
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 1: but like a million people trying to see it, you

1164
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: know episode three.

1165
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:32,240
Speaker 3: Now, well if it happens like you know, this happens

1166
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 3: with these TV shows with like a school shooting and

1167
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 3: there happens to be they show a gun in school

1168
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 3: and then we're gonna show it the next day or whatever.

1169
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 3: We see that happen sometimes, but if people watching for

1170
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 3: that reason, it's not gonna be on purpose.

1171
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 2: But you know, I mentioned last Sentation of Christ. There

1172
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 2: was a that was eighty nine.

1173
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 3: Like a year later this movie came out and the

1174
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 3: producers kept it was about religion, and it seemed like

1175
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 3: they made it intentionally offensive because they kept telling the

1176
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 3: film festival, Oh, you may need security, you may need

1177
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 3: security people get be pissed off, and they said it

1178
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 3: so much that the film Festival just pulled the movie.

1179
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 3: They were trying to get people to be pissed off.

1180
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 3: So it's a cycle.

1181
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 4: You know.

1182
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 3: People, you know, they see it happen, they say, oh,

1183
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 3: I want that to happen to me, and they try

1184
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 3: to make it happen, and that'sn't so.

1185
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 5: But if you could pick one of those two.

1186
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 2: Though, Oh if I could pick one, yeah.

1187
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: You got like people like that love your show, they're

1188
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: fans of it, and it doesn't like get it doesn't

1189
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: become the most popular thing, or like one episode is

1190
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: infamous and like the shit is trending people want, but

1191
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: people are also like, I want this off the air.

1192
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm fucking offended and all this shit, Like would you

1193
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: rather that? You know, Spike, of ten million people know

1194
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 1: who dex to Gold is and they know shoutout productions,

1195
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: but they also fucking hate you, or like say one

1196
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: hundred thousand people just kind of like, yo that I

1197
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: like that show. It's cool.

1198
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,320
Speaker 2: Well, whichever one gets me more paid?

1199
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 3: Okay, So like if the number two options, that probably

1200
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 3: gets me more paid because the reason I want I

1201
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 3: would sell out is so that.

1202
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 2: I get enough money where I have fucking money. Yeah,

1203
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 2: I could do, but I need to get to that

1204
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 2: point and money wise first, that.

1205
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 3: Money where I can do whatever the hell I want

1206
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 3: at that point. So I would just make a different

1207
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 3: show if this one got yanked off the air.

1208
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 2: But I'm rich, you know what I mean?

1209
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 6: That is my dream, man, Yeah, my dream is to

1210
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 6: kiss my ass money.

1211
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: But it kind of reminds me of like I wondered

1212
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: the dude who made Human Centipede was thinking that where

1213
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: he was just like, look, man, I can't make a

1214
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 1: good movie. Okay, I fucking know that, But what also

1215
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: I know is I can make the most offensive piece

1216
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: of shit ever. Uh So let's just do that and

1217
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: see if you know a million people watch it because

1218
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: it's so terrible.

1219
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 3: You know, that's gotta be what it was, you know,

1220
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 3: like that that crazy made the Room or the bird Demic.

1221
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,799
Speaker 2: You know, there are some of these movies are so bad.

1222
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: Purpose Oh my god, Dexter, you just said bird damn it.

1223
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 5: I'm not even gonna lie.

1224
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 6: It is the worst movie of all times. And I

1225
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 6: watched a lot of shitty ass movies. It is the

1226
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 6: shit is of the sh it is. Shout out to Tie.

1227
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 2: Down, give me watch that ship. She's been a couple times.

1228
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 2: Don't watch it.

1229
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 5: Don't watch it.

1230
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,760
Speaker 6: I'm telling you right now, shout out to Tie Diamond.

1231
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 6: Me and Tie Diamond watch that terrible, horrible ass movie.

1232
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 6: It's like they're talking to each other and like they're

1233
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 6: panning out. You can tell that day didn't even shoot

1234
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 6: the shots in the same room, but they're close, were

1235
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 6: having a conversation with each other. Like it is just

1236
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,280
Speaker 6: terrible editing, terrible sound, terrible burds.

1237
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be killing people. It's bad. I'm sorry, baby.

1238
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: I just gotta let you know, don't watch that ship

1239
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: is terrible.

1240
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 3: You guys gotta I gotta send you my first movie

1241
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 3: I've ever made, called Final Archive.

1242
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 2: It's the worst movie ever made. You know, you guys

1243
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 2: have got to see it, and I want your line

1244
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 2: to win. I want you to be brutally honest about

1245
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 2: how bad it is.

1246
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 1: I like you. I don't want to do that to

1247
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: you enough, right was it was?

1248
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 2: It was so bad. I made a commentary making fun

1249
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 2: of myself.

1250
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 1: It's like bonus director's cut, and it's just you going, Hey, guys,

1251
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

1252
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 2: All right.

1253
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,399
Speaker 5: I was learning a lot. I was drinking. I had

1254
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 5: a problem.

1255
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 6: You know.

1256
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 2: It's like the.

1257
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 3: Mystery Science Theater. I had three actors who just they

1258
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 3: spent the entire movie making fun of the movie. If

1259
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 3: one of them was in it. Else she was actually

1260
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 3: in the movie, she's still made fun of it because

1261
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 3: it was so Yeah, it was so to you.

1262
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: All right, Well, here's here's what's up next. Everybody knows

1263
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: how I feel about the homeless. I don't like them.

1264
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:35,879
Speaker 1: Two states are passing legislation that you know, I'm very

1265
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: for because it's getting these people off of the streets

1266
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: and getting them, you know, the help that they need

1267
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 1: in the ways that I would think are appropriate. First

1268
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: of all, I have to give props for the first

1269
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: time ever on the.

1270
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 5: Show to Florida.

1271
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: Okay, that's right. I've been getting a lot of flak

1272
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 1: on Twitter lately about my Florida comments. I don't know what.

1273
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is as of late that

1274
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: makes Florida. Everything I say about Florida I've been saying

1275
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 1: for years, but for some reason, the last like two

1276
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: weeks has just been somebody every day waking up in

1277
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,120
Speaker 1: the morning like, man, fuck you I can't believe you

1278
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: hate my state. But yeah, Tampa passed a new law

1279
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: where they take homeless people and they make it illegal

1280
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: for them to sleep in public, so they put them

1281
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 1: in jail.

1282
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,439
Speaker 5: And I like that.

1283
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 1: You know, I'm tired of these lazy homeless people just sleeping.

1284
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 1: You know, if you're a homeless person, you should be

1285
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: trying to do some work, whether it's holding up a

1286
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 1: sign or begging or whatever. You know, get the dancing,

1287
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: you know, freestyle for a cigarette, whatever it takes. Charged with.

1288
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 1: Let's see if homeless people on Tampa won ovoy jail,

1289
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: they better find a place to store their things and

1290
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 1: a bed to sleep. That's because last week Tampa City

1291
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: Council passed a new ordinance, Item number sixty, allow police

1292
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: officers to arrest someone for sleeping in public or storing

1293
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: personal property in public.

1294
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 5: The vote was four or three, very close.

1295
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: They must have three homeless people on the on the

1296
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 1: city advocates are outraged over this new criminalizing homelessness. Yes,

1297
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: what car, what's so? What's so outrageous about it?

1298
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 2: Well, it isn't jailing upgrade, I mean other than getting fucked.

1299
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, three hots in the cot shower what's so bad

1300
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 5: about this?

1301
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 6: Can But you're penalizing them for being homeless.

1302
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 5: Right, No, you're helping them.

1303
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: You're helping them get you know, some some air conditioning

1304
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: and TV.

1305
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 5: Now they can watch TV. And my my thing is this.

1306
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 5: We're gonna see how long this is gonna last.

1307
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 6: I promise you the taxpayer is only gonna pay for

1308
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,920
Speaker 6: so many homeless people to be sitting up in the jail.

1309
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: Well, the real problem is, like, unfortunately, you don't want

1310
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:42,640
Speaker 1: to take on the homeless because they're a group that's

1311
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 1: already prepared to spread awareness because they already have signs

1312
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: and shit, right Ah, they just flip over that.

1313
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,120
Speaker 5: Signs like can I borrow five dollars?

1314
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 2: No?

1315
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 5: Well, sleeping is not a crime. Homelessness is not a choice.

1316
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: Sir.

1317
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 2: Uh, Yeah, that's true.

1318
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 1: That's true. How they gonna listen to the show? If

1319
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: you're homeless and you listen to the show, what's like

1320
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: when got.

1321
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Speaker 2: Mad at me? So what I mean? They won't they

1322
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 2: won't hear the podcast anyway.

1323
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: I feel like, if you're homeless and you're listening to

1324
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: this show, what the fuck you're doing? You can sell

1325
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: that iPod for crack sucking up your hustlings.

1326
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,959
Speaker 5: Doesn't make any sense. Who's paying for all this data

1327
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 5: in this rooman.

1328
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: Many of them demonstrated outside of the council test and

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00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: testified against the measure to little to little ovel Man.

1330
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 5: I would have hated the work that day, all those sticking.

1331
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: Homeless people being like I want to trust the fry,

1332
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: like stop drinking and sit, gett get away here from here,

1333
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: take a nap so I can take you to prison.

1334
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: A number of protests were ela were the elementary school

1335
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: where elementary school children who handed out flowers, flyers and

1336
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: ask those passing by where are they supposed to go?

1337
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 5: Ain't that the truth?

1338
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 6: And what they're not saying is that they're a lot

1339
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 6: of homeless children too.

1340
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 5: Well, these weren't homeless children.

1341
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: They were just those uptight, you know entitlespoiled brats that

1342
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: you know, had those parents that are hippies and shit

1343
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: that made them go out there and do this.

1344
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 2: And when homeless people have dogs, because the dog will

1345
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 2: be looking like motherfucker. Can do this shit by myself.

1346
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:13,680
Speaker 5: I don't need you.

1347
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 1: I can do bad on my own, that's right.

1348
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 5: I can roam the streets by myself.

1349
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then if I was driving by in a

1350
00:59:21,200 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: little sixth grader had a sign said, where are they

1351
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 1: supposed to go? I say to jail. That's the law.

1352
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:29,560
Speaker 1: Remember Jesus Christ, what's wrong with our education system? It's

1353
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 1: in the sentence they just passed the bill. Homelessness is

1354
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: a major pervasive issue in Tampa. Twenty twelve study found

1355
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: that among mid size cities, Tampa and the surrounding area

1356
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: had the highest number of homeless individuals seven four hundred

1357
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: and nineteen.

1358
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 6: My thing is this, are they addressing this homeless problem?

1359
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:50,880
Speaker 6: But they just go fuck out. We're just gonna lock

1360
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 6: it up. If you came next to the homeless.

1361
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 5: That's how they address it, put you in jail.

1362
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: Exacerbating the problem is a lack of affordable homeless shelters,

1363
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: much less affordable permanent holl Most shelters in Tampa Bay

1364
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: area charged ten dollars the forty two dollars a night

1365
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: for a single person. They aren't free charge people. Yeah,

1366
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:12,440
Speaker 1: but ten dollars is so affordable. You know nothing.

1367
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 3: Get Jeff Dunham's ass out there on the street. Run

1368
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,080
Speaker 3: the fuck out of that city. Homeless people like, man,

1369
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 3: we can't be around this shit.

1370
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: Let's go right, Yeah, just have Jeff Dunham do some

1371
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: stand up that they'll be like, you know what.

1372
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 5: There's better cities than Tampa exactly.

1373
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: Also caring. I mean, if you beg all day, you

1374
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: should be able to make ten dollars. You can't make

1375
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: ten dollars begging on the street, then you need to

1376
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: stop being homeless.

1377
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 5: You're not doing it right, Okay.

1378
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 1: I get I guess not homeless people. I don't know

1379
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: what to tell you. Uh, the city council did in

1380
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: Dolarge that the shelters in the city are for almost

1381
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: every night. They didn't include any additional funding for new

1382
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 1: shelters or housing to go along with them. That's what

1383
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Where is we supposed to go? But

1384
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,440
Speaker 1: they also did mention that the jails are empty every night,

1385
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:59,000
Speaker 1: so why you know, look at gift horsing around. Tampa

1386
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: isn't the only city taking out new anti homeless measures.

1387
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: Last week of Miami City Commissioner began to ever to

1388
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: throw homeless people in jail who are engaging in life

1389
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: sustaining activities in public, such as eating and sleeping.

1390
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 5: There's nothing more discussing to watch the homeless person eat.

1391
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 1: Am I right?

1392
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 2: Oh man, we can't eat public.

1393
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 5: Well, we got home.

1394
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:21,120
Speaker 1: I'm in trouble too.

1395
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:23,640
Speaker 5: I mean sometimes I might have jigging pants on the ship.

1396
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: But I have a question, is is sleeping in your

1397
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:28,520
Speaker 1: cocka cey of being homeless? Uh?

1398
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 5: If you're homeless, that you have a card, that you

1399
01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 5: just have a mobile home. Oh okay, okay. I wanted

1400
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 5: to be sure. I want to be sure.

1401
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: There's another story that another state that I'm proud of.

1402
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: This is Hawaii. Hawaii has a state with the highest

1403
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 1: rate of homelessness in the country. Wow. Now they could

1404
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 1: build more shelters, they could put new tax credits on

1405
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: the working poor, provide more counseling than other services. Or

1406
01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: my suggestion and the one they decided excuse me, they

1407
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 1: could offer homeless people a one way ticket out of

1408
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: the state. Now I like that, well anywhere out away.

1409
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 5: Oh, they just want them off the island.

1410
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 6: They're like you, They're like, look, you guys are affecting

1411
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:15,640
Speaker 6: the tourists and the money.

1412
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 1: Get out of here.

1413
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 2: If I see homeless.

1414
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: People, if I wasn't married, if I wasn't married, and

1415
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 1: all you people out there listening that are in bad

1416
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 1: relationships and shit, this is how I would break up

1417
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 1: with someone I'd like, look, uh, I'm you know, things.

1418
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 5: Ain't working out.

1419
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: But I'm not just gonna I'm not cold hard, I'm

1420
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: not just gonna kick you out. I give you one

1421
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 1: way ticket anywhere except here. You pick, you pick the place.

1422
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 1: I will pay for your ticket for you to just

1423
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:47,080
Speaker 1: get away from me as wherever you would like to be.

1424
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 5: State legislators passed.

1425
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: The funding this year for the new program to offer

1426
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: one way flights to any of the states estimated seventeen

1427
01:02:55,640 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 1: thousand homeless persons God no mindy. Lawmakers appropriated one hundundred

1428
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:03,120
Speaker 1: thousand dollars over the next two years to the return

1429
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 1: to Home program. What happened if they are at home?

1430
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: But that funding could increase if the initiative we know

1431
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:11,800
Speaker 1: it came homeless whatere.

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01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:13,560
Speaker 5: The heart is so ah.

1433
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: Your heart needs to be up in like Owai, Iowa,

1434
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:19,920
Speaker 1: or like Ohio or some shit and away from us.

1435
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: There are many reasons why homelessness is so pervasive in Hawaii.

1436
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: It's an expensive state to live in, it's not easy

1437
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: to leave. There's a much affordable housing. Viewed in the

1438
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: most charitable light, one way flights allow homeless people who

1439
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,000
Speaker 1: currently live in Hawaii but have family or better job

1440
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: opportunities on the mainland to be able to move view

1441
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: more cynically. Officials in Hawaii will use an initiative to

1442
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 1: court urse homeless people into leaving free and from the

1443
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:45,600
Speaker 1: free in the state from any further obligations that help them.

1444
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: The state Department of Human Services will admit itster the program,

1445
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 1: but officials were that they're worried that the program could

1446
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: wind up being abused by those not currently living in Hawaii. See,

1447
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 1: that's what I would do, is like I want a vacation,

1448
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:02,600
Speaker 1: a fly to who why stay as till my money

1449
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 1: runs out? You know, my vacation funds to sleep on

1450
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: the street a couple of days, show up and go, hey,

1451
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,160
Speaker 1: I take a trip back to North Carolina.

1452
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 5: Man, one way ticket, let's go.

1453
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:17,120
Speaker 1: That's why you save half of that round trip. Man,

1454
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm you know, but you know, people too busy being mad.

1455
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 5: And shaming of for homerses. You be taking that trip

1456
01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 5: with your girlfriend, I'm not going.

1457
01:04:26,160 --> 01:04:28,920
Speaker 1: Did you guys know that there is a rise and

1458
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,400
Speaker 1: handcuff emergencies?

1459
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:34,400
Speaker 2: Oh snap, cuff emergencies yes.

1460
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 5: In London, England?

1461
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 1: Oh well yeah, the best selling erotic novel Fifty Shades

1462
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:42,400
Speaker 1: of Gray may have done more.

1463
01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:43,520
Speaker 5: Than spice up from readers.

1464
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 1: Love lives firefighters in London say it could be the

1465
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,520
Speaker 1: blame for a rise in the emergency calls to people

1466
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: stuck in all kinds of awkward situations involving handcuffs.

1467
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:56,280
Speaker 5: They don't know how to use the keys. Yeah, how

1468
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 5: do you have an emergen?

1469
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 6: Like?

1470
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? What what does happen that this becomes an emergency situation?

1471
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 2: Got right?

1472
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,720
Speaker 5: Maybe I read this book.

1473
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 6: And I know everybody has their own thing when it

1474
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 6: comes to you know, their kink. But I don't like

1475
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 6: to be restricted when I like to move around freely.

1476
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 6: So for me, I would never do that because my

1477
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:21,160
Speaker 6: fear would be you lose the key, I lost the key.

1478
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 6: Handcuffs too tight? You know, I'm spinning around on the

1479
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,360
Speaker 6: celler fan. You're looking at me, I'm looking at you.

1480
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 6: I can't get you down, you.

1481
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: Know, I don't know.

1482
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 6: It's one of those things where I would be scared

1483
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 6: or either you know you you handcuff, one handcuff.

1484
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 5: To your arm, the other one to the bed pole.

1485
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 5: Do we all got issues? So I don't.

1486
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 6: I don't think I ever had this issue because and

1487
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 6: when I think a handcuffs, I think I out of

1488
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,000
Speaker 6: my mind, goes to jail. It's nothing sexy about handcuffs

1489
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 6: clinking on my wrist. That's just me personally.

1490
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1491
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 3: Well, and for a dude, it's worse because what does

1492
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 3: she handcuffed you and then she flips the script and

1493
01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 3: pulls out a horse still though.

1494
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 1: Right, you don't know.

1495
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 5: There's a lot of trust that's involved in this and

1496
01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 5: I got zero of it.

1497
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 6: Uh.

1498
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,600
Speaker 1: And plus I've seen snap, I'm never letting a woman

1499
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: handcuffs in voluntarily. Next thing you know, some other dude

1500
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: comes in like I'm here to kill you. In the

1501
01:06:11,240 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 1: past three years, London fire crews are called, uh, they've

1502
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 1: been called the seventy nine incidents involving people trapped in handcuffs.

1503
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,240
Speaker 5: So what if they had the Book of laying around

1504
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 5: and there was oh I see, I see. Look, here's

1505
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.

1506
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:30,520
Speaker 1: People finish the book. Okay, Yeah, you can't just get

1507
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:32,760
Speaker 1: halfway through the chapter and be like, oh, this is

1508
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: so kinky, let's try it right now. At some point

1509
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 1: they take the handcuffs off, else there would be no

1510
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:41,120
Speaker 1: second or third books. Guys or or.

1511
01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 5: What I say is do your research.

1512
01:06:43,720 --> 01:06:45,880
Speaker 1: It's like, if you want to do this, like, do

1513
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:46,400
Speaker 1: your research.

1514
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:47,440
Speaker 5: The book is the research.

1515
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:50,920
Speaker 6: Can no talking about book based on like real life research.

1516
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,880
Speaker 5: Talk to people. There's no research.

1517
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 1: There's no research you need to do on fucking taking

1518
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: off handcuffs and putting them on. I feel like that

1519
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,920
Speaker 1: is it is. I'm pretty sure that comes in.

1520
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 5: It must be.

1521
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 6: It must be because these people went to seventy nine

1522
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 6: people's homes because they didn't.

1523
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 5: Know know, God damn better. So iving and somebody need

1524
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:09,320
Speaker 5: a research test.

1525
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: I feel like that's in the instruction book for your handcuffs.

1526
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 3: But the actual official sex handcuffs have a button that

1527
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 3: the person being handcuff can actually release them.

1528
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:20,840
Speaker 2: Okay, so these people must be using like police.

1529
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,240
Speaker 1: Handcuffs like the real handcuffs.

1530
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 5: Cry be freaks, yeah, step your freak game up.

1531
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 2: People by official like from Adam and Eve. Only by

1532
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 2: official sex handcuffs exactly.

1533
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,960
Speaker 1: A paralyzed man woke up to find his dog bit

1534
01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:40,959
Speaker 1: off his testicle. Sounds like he was having a ball.

1535
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I got them all night,

1536
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 1: Tip you and agus fast argusas man paralyzed from the

1537
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 1: waist down told police he awoke Monday morning to a

1538
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:59,120
Speaker 1: burning pain, only to find his dog chewed on his ball.

1539
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:04,959
Speaker 1: His ball, that is. I wondered that if he felt

1540
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 1: that pain and he was like, this means I can

1541
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: walk again, you know, I can feel it down there,

1542
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,000
Speaker 1: and it's like, nope, it's just your ball got ripped off.

1543
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, what did his ball smell like for

1544
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:19,439
Speaker 6: the dog to want to do some shit like that.

1545
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,880
Speaker 5: He was in those handcuffs, he couldn't do shit.

1546
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:25,599
Speaker 1: According to the official report of thirty nine year old Truman,

1547
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:29,320
Speaker 1: resident regularly sleeps in the raw and was fully new

1548
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,920
Speaker 1: when he woke up yesterday around seven forty five am

1549
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 1: to discover his dog had eaten one of his testicles.

1550
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 1: The in identified owner had rescued the small, white, fluffy

1551
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 1: stray just three weeks ago.

1552
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 5: I had yet to take it in for a checkup.

1553
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 2: So dog got one of those post traumatic flashbacks.

1554
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 5: Yep, who knows what.

1555
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:50,760
Speaker 1: That's why I wouldn't take a rescue dog again. Who

1556
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:53,000
Speaker 1: knows the fuck. It's like taking a Vietnam vet into

1557
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: your house. Yeah, because you don't know what it's been through.

1558
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 5: Did did the dog eat and swallow?

1559
01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:58,840
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1560
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:05,639
Speaker 5: Probably he was a freaking ass dog cam. Yeah. Yeah,

1561
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,599
Speaker 5: by that handcuffs owned the dog. They've got doggy cuffs.

1562
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: Sadly, the dogs first visit to a vet was to

1563
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: be euthanized, of course.

1564
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't got to taste now.

1565
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 1: Once you taste it ball, you know, get to taste

1566
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:23,439
Speaker 1: it's over.

1567
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 5: Yes, I know, who's like, ooh, there's nothing like some

1568
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 5: good soft The balls.

1569
01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 1: Going down and dogs hanging around our crotch is way

1570
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:32,639
Speaker 1: too much to trust these motherfuckers if they start eating testicals.

1571
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you have to die. You got that

1572
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:36,080
Speaker 1: dog has to be put down.

1573
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 2: Couldn't get him in where they're a kill festival.

1574
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: The Arkansas Department of Health will test the dogs remains

1575
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 1: for rabies. Meanwhile, the addition the added insult to injury,

1576
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 1: the male was transported to Saint Bernards Reach Regional Medical Center.

1577
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:56,559
Speaker 2: No way, you're making that up.

1578
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 5: No, that's in the article.

1579
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:02,240
Speaker 6: Wow, could you imagine them getting that call? Are okay, y'all,

1580
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 6: whatever happened, don't laugh in this man's face. We just

1581
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,960
Speaker 6: you know, his dog ate his balls and everybody gonna

1582
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,599
Speaker 6: laugh for like fifteen minutes to show up.

1583
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:11,799
Speaker 1: Well, it's always like I say, man, it's a doggy

1584
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,800
Speaker 1: boss world out here, and ah, you gotta watch out

1585
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:20,080
Speaker 1: for yourself. We have we haven't. We have a game

1586
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:23,000
Speaker 1: that we play on the show. It's called it's called

1587
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:25,080
Speaker 1: we have two games now. This one is called fucking

1588
01:10:25,120 --> 01:10:28,120
Speaker 1: with Black People. And I was hoping that we could

1589
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 1: get through the day and I wouldn't find an article

1590
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,680
Speaker 1: about fucking with black people. But I did. Anyway, It's like,

1591
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm really looking forward to the day where I go

1592
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: looking for news about fucking with black people and I'm like, oh, cool.

1593
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:42,360
Speaker 1: Nobody did anything to offend black people today, But today

1594
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 1: Ted Nugent said, I'll step to that plate.

1595
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,799
Speaker 5: Oh he gonna get some points.

1596
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:51,400
Speaker 1: Yep, So let me play the music. Why is it

1597
01:10:51,439 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 1: so quiet there? We got.

1598
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:09,960
Speaker 5: That's right, It's time to play fucking with black people.

1599
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,320
Speaker 1: Where we assigned points to people that in the media

1600
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: choose to use their powers to fuck with black people,

1601
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:21,799
Speaker 1: today's contested, Tad Nugent stepped right up. Tad Nugent lashed

1602
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:24,200
Speaker 1: out this week against news media portrayals of him as

1603
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,960
Speaker 1: a racist for his recent remarks about the Trayvon Martin case.

1604
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,040
Speaker 1: You know how Trayvon Martin. First of all, it's the

1605
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 1: George Theman case, bitch. But you know how like there's

1606
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 1: this big case and everybody's talking about it, and I'm

1607
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:42,840
Speaker 1: thinking all of us had the same thought at the

1608
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:43,320
Speaker 1: same time.

1609
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:45,559
Speaker 5: What the fuck does Ted Nugent think about this? You

1610
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,160
Speaker 5: know how we are?

1611
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:51,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, I understand, Harry, I understand your take

1612
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:54,240
Speaker 1: on the serve, but until Tad Newton rings and I

1613
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 1: don't know what to say. The Detroit Bourne born rocker

1614
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:01,000
Speaker 1: turned the tables the crime that the racist slant of

1615
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: the media and reporting on his comments criticizing Martin and

1616
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,320
Speaker 1: bashing Stevie Wonder's boycott of Florida, he said, I don't

1617
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:12,040
Speaker 1: think you'll find another person where the term racist, that vicious,

1618
01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:15,599
Speaker 1: hateful term is level at a guy that has probably

1619
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 1: done more to promote black artists, specifically that than pretty

1620
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:24,799
Speaker 1: much anybody this side of Atlantic Redican's founder a met

1621
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:29,519
Speaker 1: urg Urti Gun. He went on to name no black

1622
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:37,160
Speaker 1: artist that he uh. The Auswogera Animal, Yeah, the Auswoger

1623
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: Guitars found himself in the headlines. After tuesday appearance on

1624
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon's podcast, Nick Canny Got Podcast That's terrible, in

1625
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:48,400
Speaker 1: which Newsy had described Martin as a gangster wanna bee.

1626
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:52,240
Speaker 5: He also discussed uh wait.

1627
01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: Nick Cannon, let this dude come on his show and

1628
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: call Trayvon Martin a gangst the wanna be and was

1629
01:12:57,240 --> 01:13:01,759
Speaker 1: just like, oh, that's cool, Like, yeah, that sounds rational.

1630
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:05,320
Speaker 1: Keep going, I need these writing. Uh. He also discussed

1631
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:09,600
Speaker 1: criminal profile and if a Dalnation had been biting the

1632
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,559
Speaker 1: children in the neighborhood, I think we're gonna look for

1633
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:15,799
Speaker 1: a black and white dog. That's that good old down

1634
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 1: South country logic of uh, you know, if I'm if

1635
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 1: I'm if I see a kid walking home, I think

1636
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:28,639
Speaker 1: I got the right to harass them. I'm sorry, but uh.

1637
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 6: Shout out to the Dalmations. Is that Damnation protesting right now?

1638
01:13:31,439 --> 01:13:34,879
Speaker 5: Right?

1639
01:13:36,040 --> 01:13:40,240
Speaker 1: Anybody tell them that h a person is not a dog. No,

1640
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,640
Speaker 1: no one brought this up. Okay, I now want to

1641
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 1: hear this because I want to hear if Nick Canno

1642
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 1: just like, oh you crazy, Ted, or if he.

1643
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 5: Was like, oh, that's fucked up, man, don't say that.

1644
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:53,400
Speaker 1: On Wednesday, he told the Boston radio station that Stevie

1645
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,680
Speaker 1: Wonder was brain dead for boycott and Florida over at

1646
01:13:56,680 --> 01:14:00,679
Speaker 1: Stanley Ground Law. Nuja contends his comments were unfit portrayed

1647
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:02,720
Speaker 1: as a personal attack on Wonder.

1648
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:12,080
Speaker 5: So the statement wasn't a personal attack. That's good. I lost.

1649
01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:14,479
Speaker 1: So he's just in the now, all his statements. I've

1650
01:14:14,520 --> 01:14:17,200
Speaker 1: been doing my life wrong. I gotta do this better.

1651
01:14:18,040 --> 01:14:20,679
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, man, fuck that dude. Fuck his mother.

1652
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:24,599
Speaker 1: He's an idiot and he's retarded. But hey, man, don't

1653
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 1: be trying to say I was attacking him personally. I

1654
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,400
Speaker 1: just had some things to get on my chest that

1655
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:32,599
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with him. He said he not

1656
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:36,160
Speaker 1: only respects, but genuinely revered Stevie Wonder's enrichment to society

1657
01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:39,240
Speaker 1: and my life personally, I have nothing but reverence for

1658
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:42,320
Speaker 1: the great man. I just think it's hypocritical, is just honest,

1659
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:44,920
Speaker 1: because you can't boycott places that believe in self defense.

1660
01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,800
Speaker 1: Your brain, dad, Stuart motherfucker. No, he didn't say that,

1661
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 1: but he was thinking it.

1662
01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 5: And didn't anybody know he was blind? This motherfucker is blind.

1663
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,559
Speaker 5: How's he even know I'm white?

1664
01:14:58,560 --> 01:14:59,599
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm racist.

1665
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,639
Speaker 5: He's what if.

1666
01:15:01,479 --> 01:15:04,240
Speaker 1: He could just get Stevie Wonder to not boycott by

1667
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 1: just lying to him and being like, no, George Zimmon

1668
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:06,840
Speaker 1: was the.

1669
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,280
Speaker 5: Black one, and he'd be like, oh okay, my bad.

1670
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:12,400
Speaker 1: Nuja grew up in Detroit's West Side and split his

1671
01:15:12,479 --> 01:15:14,559
Speaker 1: time these days between Texas and Michigan.

1672
01:15:15,240 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 4: Uh.

1673
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,599
Speaker 1: He He had some pointed words about Detroit's bankruptcy filing,

1674
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:24,479
Speaker 1: where he called the inevitable result of an intentionally engineered suicide. Course,

1675
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 1: and I didn't know this dude had this much to

1676
01:15:26,960 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 1: stay of our shit. It's a lot like the only

1677
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:32,920
Speaker 1: time I ever see him is when he's not being

1678
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:35,840
Speaker 1: articulates him on stage with an AK forty seven, like

1679
01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:39,639
Speaker 1: you take my gun away over my cold dead hands, Obama,

1680
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:43,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how old is this man? Uh?

1681
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:46,760
Speaker 5: I don't know when does slavery end? Like around there?

1682
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:52,360
Speaker 1: He blamed liberal Democrats who moved into Detroit. What did

1683
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:57,519
Speaker 1: what liberal Democrats do? Everything wrong? Man, can't get right

1684
01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:01,080
Speaker 1: srong these people. It's like it's about nine eleven. I

1685
01:16:01,080 --> 01:16:05,080
Speaker 1: blame these liberal Democrats man, flying the planes killing people

1686
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 1: in these buildings.

1687
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:06,680
Speaker 4: Uh.

1688
01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:07,639
Speaker 5: But he said they.

1689
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:10,639
Speaker 1: Moved it to the right.

1690
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,479
Speaker 5: My mom got sick.

1691
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 1: I blame liberal democrats, man, you know, getting people breast cancer,

1692
01:16:16,439 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 1: that's what they do. That they did that, did the

1693
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:24,760
Speaker 1: mayor comen Young Boogie and epitomized by Kwame Kilpatrick and

1694
01:16:24,840 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 1: Jennifer Grant Holmes as of to peremptively deflect criticism.

1695
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:31,720
Speaker 5: He defended his take. He said, so, Martin Luther King

1696
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:32,439
Speaker 5: died in vain.

1697
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:37,000
Speaker 1: No judging by content of character. Now it's acceptable to

1698
01:16:37,040 --> 01:16:39,679
Speaker 1: judge by color of skin. This is why I'm anti

1699
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:44,880
Speaker 1: racist and the ah, you.

1700
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:46,439
Speaker 5: Can't get double points for that comment.

1701
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:50,679
Speaker 1: He's so good as those that level the term races

1702
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:56,120
Speaker 1: against me are indeed the racist. So I'm rubber, you're glue,

1703
01:16:57,360 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, It's like you can't be calling me

1704
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 1: racist for doing racist shit or you're racist, your racist motherfuckers.

1705
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:11,519
Speaker 1: Oh man, but this dude is really right. Basically I

1706
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 1: didn't come into work late. I was just not coming

1707
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:21,080
Speaker 1: at all. Oh oh, Ted Nuga is gonna be our

1708
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,400
Speaker 1: first ever one hundred out of one hundred.

1709
01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:25,120
Speaker 5: With black dude.

1710
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:28,599
Speaker 1: This is good, dude. I'm sorry a hundred points. This

1711
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:31,360
Speaker 1: is like satire is so good. Like if I said

1712
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,200
Speaker 1: this was from the Onion, y'all would all be like, oh,

1713
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:36,160
Speaker 1: that makes sense, and it's not. So it's from the

1714
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: like The Atlantic Journal Constitution or some shit. I have

1715
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,880
Speaker 1: never seen racism this good before. We cover racism on

1716
01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:48,280
Speaker 1: the show constantly, but that is the best ever because.

1717
01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:49,719
Speaker 2: There's no racists like old man.

1718
01:17:49,640 --> 01:17:52,519
Speaker 1: Racism, especially when he flipped it like he used Martin

1719
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 1: Luther King like he was the big joker in spades.

1720
01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:58,920
Speaker 1: He was like and Domino's motherfucker Martin Luther King. Now

1721
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:04,519
Speaker 1: say something you're like, didn't do with mar I love.

1722
01:18:04,600 --> 01:18:05,559
Speaker 5: Plus, I love when.

1723
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,599
Speaker 1: People say racist ship and then be like Martin Luther

1724
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:09,599
Speaker 1: King would have been on my side. Like Martin Luther

1725
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,760
Speaker 1: King wasn't down with saying racist. What are you talking about?

1726
01:18:13,120 --> 01:18:15,240
Speaker 1: Contented character? I know two s parts of this beat.

1727
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:18,760
Speaker 1: Shut up. That's all you need to know. I have

1728
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:22,360
Speaker 1: a dream, now leave me alone, all right.

1729
01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:24,600
Speaker 2: Quote more than six words from that speech. I'd be

1730
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:25,200
Speaker 2: very surprised.

1731
01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:26,639
Speaker 5: That's truth.

1732
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,800
Speaker 1: It's just every time you're getting to argue with Ted

1733
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:31,599
Speaker 1: new contentity character, I win.

1734
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:32,320
Speaker 5: That's it.

1735
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,960
Speaker 2: I have a dream. I got five words, right, I.

1736
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:37,639
Speaker 1: Have a dream, Continity character children playing together.

1737
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,000
Speaker 5: There you go.

1738
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:43,320
Speaker 1: I win. I'm not racist action free, all right, man,

1739
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:46,679
Speaker 1: we gotta play the game. Speaking of racism, it's time

1740
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 1: for guests the Race. It's a game that we played

1741
01:18:49,479 --> 01:18:53,320
Speaker 1: where we play racist clips, I mean well regular clips

1742
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:55,080
Speaker 1: of the news, and then we have our guests try

1743
01:18:55,120 --> 01:18:58,360
Speaker 1: to guess the race of the people involved through whatever

1744
01:18:58,479 --> 01:19:01,479
Speaker 1: means of deduction they have, and the chat room plays along.

1745
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:04,360
Speaker 1: Only the chat room is extremely racist. Let's play the

1746
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 1: game show music, shall we? That's right, it's time for

1747
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,599
Speaker 1: Guests the Race, the game that is sweeping the nation,

1748
01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:30,519
Speaker 1: one racist person at a time. Today's contestant is Dexter

1749
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,000
Speaker 1: Gold to Shadow Dog Productions.

1750
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:33,800
Speaker 5: Dexter. Where do you? Where do you live?

1751
01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 4: Right now?

1752
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:38,599
Speaker 1: Where are you coming from? Greensboro, North Carolina. Also, it's

1753
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,800
Speaker 1: got some great racism down there. I think they had

1754
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,360
Speaker 1: a couple of sit ins. All right, guys, let's get

1755
01:19:43,400 --> 01:19:45,080
Speaker 1: ready to play some Guests the Race. Of course, all

1756
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,640
Speaker 1: contestants on Guests the Race get the free Guess the

1757
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:50,280
Speaker 1: Race go Home prize, which is, uh, you get to

1758
01:19:51,240 --> 01:19:53,080
Speaker 1: get harassed by the police on your way home to

1759
01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:55,080
Speaker 1: the house. There you go, All right, here we go.

1760
01:19:56,439 --> 01:19:59,160
Speaker 1: A man was charged with killing his wife after she

1761
01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:02,679
Speaker 1: asked for the and then had the audacity to refuse

1762
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:04,479
Speaker 1: to have sex with him.

1763
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,400
Speaker 5: What is the world coming to?

1764
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:08,360
Speaker 2: Wow?

1765
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:11,400
Speaker 1: An Addison man has been charged with killing his wife

1766
01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:14,080
Speaker 1: doing a domestic dispute over the weekend, and the son

1767
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:18,680
Speaker 1: said he saw it all. Marissa Bailey reports thirty three

1768
01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:23,000
Speaker 1: year old Curtis Worley had ordered was ordered held on

1769
01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:26,320
Speaker 1: three million dollars bond Monday morning, charged the first degree

1770
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 1: murder and aggravated domestic battery. He's accused of killing his

1771
01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,960
Speaker 1: thirty nine year old wife Martha on Friday and stabbing

1772
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,800
Speaker 1: his fifteen year old step son who tried to intervene. Damn. Yeah,

1773
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,680
Speaker 1: every about to get some of that. Yep. Uh, at

1774
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:41,720
Speaker 1: least he didn't be like and now the sex is

1775
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:42,120
Speaker 1: on you.

1776
01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:43,840
Speaker 5: The debt has been passed down.

1777
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:49,799
Speaker 1: Haha. DuPage County processors, I mean prosecutors asked Worley.

1778
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:50,559
Speaker 6: Uh.

1779
01:20:51,240 --> 01:20:53,800
Speaker 1: Alleged that Whorley asked his wife to have sex with

1780
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:57,400
Speaker 1: him one last time after she told him she wanted

1781
01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:00,320
Speaker 1: a divorce. Well, she refused, he stabbed in it with

1782
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:05,160
Speaker 1: a knife. Now that's called a hard sell, Yeah, because

1783
01:21:05,160 --> 01:21:06,439
Speaker 1: that is a hell of an open mata.

1784
01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:06,599
Speaker 3: Man.

1785
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:09,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie if you tell me

1786
01:21:09,439 --> 01:21:11,320
Speaker 1: up front that is knife to the head of sex

1787
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:12,080
Speaker 1: one last time.

1788
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,439
Speaker 5: I'm giving you the sex man, I'm sorry, but I

1789
01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:15,000
Speaker 5: want to live.

1790
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:19,839
Speaker 1: Ah. Police said Warley was drunk at the time. Between

1791
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:22,719
Speaker 1: the two, the couple had three children. Authority said Warley's

1792
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:25,479
Speaker 1: fifteen year old step son heard his mother screaming, and

1793
01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:27,840
Speaker 1: when he tried to get into the bedroom, Warley aswer

1794
01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:28,679
Speaker 1: the door naked.

1795
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's like, let me take my.

1796
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:40,040
Speaker 1: Clothes off, and looking like a psychopath. I like that,

1797
01:21:40,120 --> 01:21:43,559
Speaker 1: he added, And looking like a psychopath, like naked would

1798
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:45,160
Speaker 1: not have already.

1799
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,080
Speaker 5: Did the imagery. We were done.

1800
01:21:46,120 --> 01:21:48,680
Speaker 1: We were like, as soon as you said naked, I

1801
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:49,840
Speaker 1: assume psychopathy.

1802
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 5: They go hand in hand.

1803
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:51,400
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1804
01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,720
Speaker 5: He already stabbed somebody.

1805
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:53,800
Speaker 1: In the head.

1806
01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,200
Speaker 2: That's friggy.

1807
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty psychopathic behavior there. Worley allegedly stabbed his step

1808
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:04,120
Speaker 1: son in the neck. I wonder it's the same knife.

1809
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:13,960
Speaker 1: Let's demand, He's like, and now it's on you. Yeah.

1810
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,920
Speaker 1: What they don't say is that there's like another kid

1811
01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,799
Speaker 1: in the house that was like, well, I'm still alive.

1812
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 2: Right.

1813
01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:22,320
Speaker 1: When police arrived, the three children were outside and Martha

1814
01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:24,439
Speaker 1: Whorley was in the home line, face down in a

1815
01:22:24,479 --> 01:22:28,400
Speaker 1: pool of blood. Man, that's not a pool. I wanted

1816
01:22:28,439 --> 01:22:32,080
Speaker 1: my house at all Curtis Warley had collared his throat

1817
01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:34,639
Speaker 1: and slit his wrists, alleged the police.

1818
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:38,240
Speaker 5: He tried to kill himself after realizing what he had done.

1819
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:42,479
Speaker 1: Guess the race of Curtis Warley, wife stabber and kids

1820
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:46,479
Speaker 1: stabber and uh, I want to get fucked her person.

1821
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,040
Speaker 2: He is whiter than my actress jennevieen Simon.

1822
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:53,400
Speaker 1: All right, let's check the chat room and see what

1823
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:59,080
Speaker 1: they say. Bernie Max's gums, I believe that's black, blue eyed,

1824
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:04,080
Speaker 1: blue blood with blue balls. While at the Overlook Hotel, Wow,

1825
01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:10,559
Speaker 1: mother Vanilla Jenital property in law white. Well, she did

1826
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:13,280
Speaker 1: say it was his, and I feel like that entitled

1827
01:23:13,439 --> 01:23:16,880
Speaker 1: his property. Oh no, there's a negro in my wife.

1828
01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:23,759
Speaker 1: BBC envy Caucasian white. White is my credit score? Polter

1829
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 1: Guy's paranormal white white And the correct answer is white.

1830
01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:31,040
Speaker 1: He was a white man.

1831
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:32,840
Speaker 2: That's heard by the.

1832
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 5: Yes, so Dexy Guy.

1833
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,599
Speaker 1: Dexter got it right.

1834
01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:43,280
Speaker 5: So okay, that's.

1835
01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:46,280
Speaker 2: That's total of every other podcast I've ever been on.

1836
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:50,519
Speaker 1: And of course the chatroom got wrong.

1837
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:53,840
Speaker 5: But one person that got.

1838
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:57,479
Speaker 1: It wrong terrible racism. Whoever was missed that guest, It

1839
01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:02,080
Speaker 1: was obvious it was a white dude. Although you know.

1840
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:05,040
Speaker 5: What, I should have mentioned this, it's Curtis with the K.

1841
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,880
Speaker 1: I think people would have guessed black if they knew

1842
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:09,280
Speaker 1: it was Curtis with a K, because that's like that's

1843
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:11,400
Speaker 1: some ship we would do a.

1844
01:24:13,479 --> 01:24:13,639
Speaker 4: Though.

1845
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:16,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know any black woollerries. I don't

1846
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,040
Speaker 1: know Chuck Woollery.

1847
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:19,799
Speaker 2: So makes sense he was whiter.

1848
01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:24,160
Speaker 1: B Yeah, nothing is whiter than Chuck Woolery. He's all

1849
01:24:24,240 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 1: your own seven category of whiter.

1850
01:24:26,040 --> 01:24:28,960
Speaker 2: White us other people whiter.

1851
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,400
Speaker 1: Right, you know he used to say making whoopie when

1852
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:35,000
Speaker 1: he's talking about that's white as you can get.

1853
01:24:36,320 --> 01:24:38,280
Speaker 5: All right, So uh, let's see here.

1854
01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:45,880
Speaker 1: Florida, Oh, Florida. Why a Florida puppeteer who fantasized about

1855
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:50,360
Speaker 1: eating children got twenty years for doing child porn.

1856
01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,080
Speaker 5: Oh my jesus.

1857
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was like, I'm gonna be offensive all kinds

1858
01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,320
Speaker 1: of ways.

1859
01:24:56,400 --> 01:24:58,679
Speaker 2: Puppeteers, enough reason to lock him up right there.

1860
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I just you know, the other thing I

1861
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:04,439
Speaker 1: feel like kind of relieved though, is if you just

1862
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:08,280
Speaker 1: want these children that got some child point done to you,

1863
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,800
Speaker 1: at least you didn't get eaten, you know. So that's true, y'all, look,

1864
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:13,840
Speaker 1: you know, can't y'all look at the glass half full

1865
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:18,639
Speaker 1: of Seamen, a former puppeteer who had often talked online

1866
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:22,519
Speaker 1: about his design to murder and eat children in his

1867
01:25:22,680 --> 01:25:25,559
Speaker 1: candy house in the middle of the woods, Ah.

1868
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:27,879
Speaker 5: Got twenty years.

1869
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:30,600
Speaker 1: At federal prison on child porn charges. Feels like that

1870
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:35,160
Speaker 1: should be longer. Ronald William Brown earlier this year pleaded

1871
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:38,200
Speaker 1: guilty of five counts of receiving child pornography at three

1872
01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:42,040
Speaker 1: counts a possession child pornography. While the defense argued for

1873
01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:45,280
Speaker 1: a minimum sentence, the prosecutor asked federal Judge James D.

1874
01:25:45,439 --> 01:25:50,080
Speaker 1: Whittemore to go above citizen guidelines. Prosecutor said that Brown

1875
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 1: fifty eight was released early, he could act out his fantasies.

1876
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:56,800
Speaker 1: Oh my, whit Moore sided with the prosecution sentence and

1877
01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:59,040
Speaker 1: Brown to twenty years in prison, to be followed by

1878
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:05,600
Speaker 1: a lifetime of robation. Damn lifetime. Brown also will have

1879
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:08,679
Speaker 1: to register as a sexual Offender's prohibited from having contact

1880
01:26:08,680 --> 01:26:10,799
Speaker 1: with minors and band from having access to a computer

1881
01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:15,200
Speaker 1: with online service perverted is not strong enough and ass

1882
01:26:15,240 --> 01:26:19,080
Speaker 1: computer right, you could play.

1883
01:26:19,400 --> 01:26:24,160
Speaker 5: Solitary r K watch Netflix. No, that little bomb stupid game.

1884
01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:28,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, Uh, perverted is not strong enough to describe to

1885
01:26:28,560 --> 01:26:34,120
Speaker 1: what he's been engaging in. Uh, horrific. That is getting close. Unimaginable,

1886
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:37,759
Speaker 1: that is getting closer, said the judge. Brown of Largo

1887
01:26:37,920 --> 01:26:40,439
Speaker 1: lightly rocked back and forth and remained expressionists as with

1888
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:41,519
Speaker 1: more read to Centizen.

1889
01:26:42,600 --> 01:26:43,800
Speaker 5: Federal prosecutors A.

1890
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:47,800
Speaker 1: Manda Kaiser said Brown's obsession with the child pornography had

1891
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:51,840
Speaker 1: increased over the years. Brown, who performed a puppulic like

1892
01:26:51,880 --> 01:26:54,040
Speaker 1: what were they gonna it, kind of actually decreased.

1893
01:26:54,040 --> 01:26:56,080
Speaker 5: He was almost done. It was ironic that we caught

1894
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:56,840
Speaker 5: him when we did.

1895
01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:02,920
Speaker 3: About expression or how emotional they were in court. Every

1896
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:04,519
Speaker 3: court report ever have always mentioned it.

1897
01:27:04,560 --> 01:27:05,400
Speaker 2: Who gives a ship?

1898
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,440
Speaker 5: Dude?

1899
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:08,360
Speaker 2: You know?

1900
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:11,720
Speaker 5: Do you know you know Aaron Hernandez the tight end

1901
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,360
Speaker 5: that murder Like.

1902
01:27:13,439 --> 01:27:15,360
Speaker 1: I was talking to my boys at the gym and

1903
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:17,840
Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, man, he just needs to not

1904
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:22,240
Speaker 1: look so guilty, And I said, Wow, when you.

1905
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:24,880
Speaker 5: Kill motherfuckers, it doesn't matter what you look like.

1906
01:27:25,280 --> 01:27:28,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, if he smiles, he looks just as crazy as

1907
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:34,080
Speaker 1: if he's looking. Yeah. You can't, man.

1908
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:35,439
Speaker 2: But if you look at.

1909
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:37,680
Speaker 3: Every single court report ever, they always talk about whether

1910
01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:38,439
Speaker 3: or not they're emotional.

1911
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:39,880
Speaker 2: It's like it's required, it's.

1912
01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:43,400
Speaker 1: Yeah on that. At the end of that Snapped episode,

1913
01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:45,479
Speaker 1: they were like embellishing and ship and this one lady

1914
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:49,040
Speaker 1: was like, well, Shan Karaka left the courtroom. She had

1915
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:51,640
Speaker 1: a headheld high, like she got away from murder. But

1916
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,519
Speaker 1: then they showed the clipper walking away and she didn't

1917
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:55,120
Speaker 1: look happy at all. She's about to do twenty five

1918
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:57,600
Speaker 1: years of light. I know who's gonna be hell on

1919
01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,040
Speaker 1: the head up?

1920
01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,559
Speaker 5: How smiling about something like that?

1921
01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:02,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, stop embellishing, man, just be like. She

1922
01:28:02,439 --> 01:28:04,120
Speaker 1: walked away and I couldn't tell what the fuck she

1923
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,200
Speaker 1: was thinking. She's crazy.

1924
01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:06,880
Speaker 5: Ah.

1925
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:10,719
Speaker 1: Anyway, Brown, who performed a puppeteer act around the area

1926
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:14,080
Speaker 1: for years, had more than two hundred child pornography images

1927
01:28:14,120 --> 01:28:16,760
Speaker 1: on his home computer and other electronic device he was

1928
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:19,439
Speaker 1: getting it in. The images are of children who are

1929
01:28:19,479 --> 01:28:21,480
Speaker 1: tied up, gagged and blindfolded.

1930
01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:24,280
Speaker 5: Oh you think can use some of them handcuffs on them.

1931
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:28,040
Speaker 1: We found seven copies of five shades of grade because

1932
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:28,760
Speaker 1: you know they're young.

1933
01:28:31,479 --> 01:28:33,400
Speaker 5: The images are of children anyway.

1934
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:38,920
Speaker 1: Brown also solicited photos of dead children online. In computer conversations,

1935
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:42,680
Speaker 1: talked about touching boys at a cruise ship pool. Investigators

1936
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:45,719
Speaker 1: also found boys underwear at his home, a blow up y'all.

1937
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:48,639
Speaker 5: Dressed in children's clothing. This dude's going all.

1938
01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:52,160
Speaker 1: In wow, he was like. I He was like, I

1939
01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,439
Speaker 1: don't want the police to have to do any work. Nope,

1940
01:28:55,439 --> 01:28:57,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it easy for you. Come and get me, coppers.

1941
01:28:58,000 --> 01:28:59,960
Speaker 1: I want them to open the door and be like, okay,

1942
01:29:00,040 --> 01:29:05,000
Speaker 1: open shitcase twenty years in prison minimum. Brown had chats

1943
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:08,040
Speaker 1: with people online who had similar interests. Who the fuck

1944
01:29:08,080 --> 01:29:10,920
Speaker 1: has similar interest to these? And how do you find

1945
01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:12,960
Speaker 1: each other? I ain't that's the true?

1946
01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,360
Speaker 5: Well, how do you crack that conversation? I would really

1947
01:29:15,439 --> 01:29:16,679
Speaker 5: like to eat some children?

1948
01:29:16,720 --> 01:29:17,240
Speaker 6: Ain't? Oh?

1949
01:29:17,280 --> 01:29:19,720
Speaker 5: I said it too.

1950
01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:23,519
Speaker 1: That's yes, that's like you chose on Facebook? Right, just

1951
01:29:23,560 --> 01:29:26,800
Speaker 1: two people talking at the same time. What are you into?

1952
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:30,160
Speaker 1: You go first? No? You you go first? All right,

1953
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,200
Speaker 1: let's say it at the same time. I like to

1954
01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:34,000
Speaker 1: kill and eat some children and flo it on the

1955
01:29:34,000 --> 01:29:36,200
Speaker 1: internet and take me to the David. Oh my god,

1956
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:40,719
Speaker 1: both of us. We're best friends, right. This doesn't suggest

1957
01:29:40,720 --> 01:29:43,080
Speaker 1: it's a fantasy to mister Brown. There's a deep seated,

1958
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:47,720
Speaker 1: recurrent theme that he's into dead children if there was

1959
01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:49,360
Speaker 1: a live and make a difference. There's a lot of

1960
01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:51,880
Speaker 1: people in the dead relationships, you know, And I don't

1961
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,080
Speaker 1: feel like it's just because it's children.

1962
01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:55,559
Speaker 5: You don't have to throw that in now, okay.

1963
01:29:57,400 --> 01:30:01,559
Speaker 1: Cars have discussed thirty years of journals that Brown kept.

1964
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 1: At first, Brown would write about a boy that he saw,

1965
01:30:04,560 --> 01:30:06,479
Speaker 1: but over the years the drummers became a form for

1966
01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:10,000
Speaker 1: him to spouse his rage. He wants to tell them

1967
01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:11,800
Speaker 1: this is your last day on earth, and that he

1968
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:15,280
Speaker 1: wants to watch them cry. Damn yeah, and.

1969
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:18,759
Speaker 5: Like why what was he mad at the kids about?

1970
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:21,719
Speaker 1: What did they do? I mean, I've I've been around

1971
01:30:21,720 --> 01:30:24,320
Speaker 1: some asshole children before, but I've never wanted to kill him,

1972
01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:27,240
Speaker 1: you know. Uh. He became a puppeteer to get close

1973
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:29,800
Speaker 1: to the children and work through a church ministry as

1974
01:30:29,840 --> 01:30:33,080
Speaker 1: a puppeteer to have contact with them. With defense attorney

1975
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:36,400
Speaker 1: Eric Linza said that while Brown admitted to the child

1976
01:30:36,400 --> 01:30:38,960
Speaker 1: will not be charged, he never molested or harmed the child.

1977
01:30:38,960 --> 01:30:43,200
Speaker 5: It was all in his brain, y'all. It's thought a crown.

1978
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:45,040
Speaker 1: Now, so that blow up dollars in your brain too.

1979
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:46,200
Speaker 5: With the kids closed.

1980
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:50,880
Speaker 1: Uh so he got he first got interested in puppets

1981
01:30:50,920 --> 01:30:53,400
Speaker 1: at the age of eight and kept that hobby ever since.

1982
01:30:53,400 --> 01:30:55,439
Speaker 1: He lives in the fantasy world. It's just role playing,

1983
01:30:55,479 --> 01:30:59,280
Speaker 1: fantasy talks, that's all. It was conversation and talk. Let

1984
01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 1: my client go. You don't work like that son in Caen.

1985
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:06,639
Speaker 1: You just wait till you rapes a few kids. I mean, Jesus, guys,

1986
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:13,000
Speaker 1: you jump into conclusions. No witnesses testified because they didn't

1987
01:31:13,000 --> 01:31:15,000
Speaker 1: have to, because this motherfucker had all the evidence in

1988
01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:15,400
Speaker 1: his house.

1989
01:31:15,479 --> 01:31:17,280
Speaker 6: I mean, the underwedd didn't have no kids in it.

1990
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:19,559
Speaker 6: So as far as I'm concerned, what are we talking

1991
01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:20,040
Speaker 6: about here?

1992
01:31:22,439 --> 01:31:25,639
Speaker 1: Right? They just walked in with like thanks for doing

1993
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:27,360
Speaker 1: our work and shook his head and they put him

1994
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:30,679
Speaker 1: in the back of the car. This is the Hey, guys,

1995
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:34,960
Speaker 1: no overtime today. Unfortunately we can all go home. Who

1996
01:31:35,040 --> 01:31:37,800
Speaker 1: wants to go out for drinks? So yeah, I guess

1997
01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:44,640
Speaker 1: the race of Ronald William Brown puppeteer, thought pedophile.

1998
01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:48,240
Speaker 2: I guess he's a puppeteer. So he's wider than cracker.

1999
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:53,479
Speaker 1: Brow potato eating Catholic priests potato eating What is that

2000
01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,639
Speaker 1: to do with being white?

2001
01:31:55,080 --> 01:31:55,720
Speaker 5: Puppeteer?

2002
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:59,679
Speaker 1: Bruh? You know this nigga is white, whiter than cheers,

2003
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:02,040
Speaker 1: signed filled and friends all driving.

2004
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:03,240
Speaker 5: Super rules with cheese and tears.

2005
01:32:05,080 --> 01:32:09,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, friends, was pretty white. Puppeteer white, whiter than cocaine

2006
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:13,439
Speaker 1: on an albino and aspen, whiter than Dexter wearing powder

2007
01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:14,040
Speaker 1: in the snow.

2008
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:15,280
Speaker 2: That's very hurtful.

2009
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:21,879
Speaker 1: Ronald McDonald, Pinocchio white, the zombie of Jim Henson, possessed

2010
01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:24,599
Speaker 1: by Hannibal Lecter who wants to make his own cast first.

2011
01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:31,080
Speaker 1: That's good, Chuck, right, Gee's rolling over his grave like

2012
01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:32,200
Speaker 1: I have ship to do with this.

2013
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:36,600
Speaker 3: He's to go seek vengeance that motherfucker puppeteer.

2014
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:40,080
Speaker 1: That's a twenty five twenty cheese eater, and I guess

2015
01:32:40,160 --> 01:32:42,559
Speaker 1: Irish means potato eater. Okay, so they thought he was Irish.

2016
01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:45,840
Speaker 1: The correct answer is he's a white man, everybody. I

2017
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:48,240
Speaker 1: think everybody got that one correct, did they? Yep? What

2018
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:49,280
Speaker 1: a hand claps.

2019
01:32:49,479 --> 01:32:51,080
Speaker 5: About about to hear him right now.

2020
01:32:55,560 --> 01:32:58,360
Speaker 1: The job, everybody, Now is time for the double bonus

2021
01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:00,920
Speaker 1: guess the race. This where we're going to the bonus

2022
01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:07,960
Speaker 1: round and everything is worth double the racism, double the ports.

2023
01:33:20,040 --> 01:33:21,519
Speaker 5: Dexter, how do you think you're doing so far.

2024
01:33:21,640 --> 01:33:24,400
Speaker 2: Man, I'm hey, I'm out of roll. I was like,

2025
01:33:24,439 --> 01:33:25,679
Speaker 2: oh for eighty nine.

2026
01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:28,439
Speaker 1: Before this, you're nervous about going into the double bonus

2027
01:33:28,479 --> 01:33:33,479
Speaker 1: round for racism. No, I got this all right. No whammys,

2028
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:41,560
Speaker 1: no whammys. In separate incidents, two different men allegedly assaulted

2029
01:33:41,600 --> 01:33:43,679
Speaker 1: their girlfriends with what weapon?

2030
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:47,600
Speaker 2: Sorry, pizza?

2031
01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:50,280
Speaker 5: What d I love pizza? Why are you salling people

2032
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:50,759
Speaker 5: with pizza?

2033
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:51,759
Speaker 1: That's not thing of true?

2034
01:33:51,800 --> 01:33:54,800
Speaker 2: Now that in a proper way.

2035
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:57,200
Speaker 5: I knew thats just wouldn't like this because why pizza is.

2036
01:33:57,120 --> 01:33:58,880
Speaker 2: A form of pop damn right.

2037
01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:03,800
Speaker 1: North Carolina cops yesterday arrested I know, I know it's

2038
01:34:03,800 --> 01:34:08,000
Speaker 1: getting closer and closer. Arrested Cody Sebastian Parsons twenty five

2039
01:34:08,040 --> 01:34:11,040
Speaker 1: after responding to a domestic disturbance call at the home

2040
01:34:11,080 --> 01:34:14,560
Speaker 1: he shares with Sarah McKinny, his nineteen year old girlfriend,

2041
01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:18,960
Speaker 1: according to the police department, and Parsons became angry after

2042
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:22,759
Speaker 1: slipping on the wet floor as he cursed at McKenny.

2043
01:34:23,120 --> 01:34:25,320
Speaker 5: Parsons allegedly pelted at her with pizza.

2044
01:34:26,360 --> 01:34:30,960
Speaker 6: All that cheese and sausage and onions and green peppers.

2045
01:34:30,479 --> 01:34:34,720
Speaker 1: And dolic well, you know what the sad part is.

2046
01:34:34,760 --> 01:34:36,559
Speaker 1: She thought he got it from like Papa John's.

2047
01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:39,479
Speaker 5: It was the journal did the dog dish?

2048
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:44,559
Speaker 1: It wasn't delivery. During questioning him by Co's, Parsons denied

2049
01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:48,479
Speaker 1: throwing the pizza come out. However, the officer reported finding

2050
01:34:48,479 --> 01:34:51,040
Speaker 1: a slight sauce on the back of mckennie's right rib.

2051
01:34:51,080 --> 01:34:51,240
Speaker 4: Thin.

2052
01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:54,640
Speaker 1: I can't believe they broke out the CSIE evidence for

2053
01:34:54,720 --> 01:34:57,120
Speaker 1: this shit, this sauce.

2054
01:34:57,720 --> 01:35:01,280
Speaker 6: Additionally, they had a sniff you too, pepper on the

2055
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:02,360
Speaker 6: dog is going crazy.

2056
01:35:02,439 --> 01:35:05,040
Speaker 1: Get the boy and don't have any of your balls.

2057
01:35:05,040 --> 01:35:08,400
Speaker 1: He does bite. He thought they were thought they were

2058
01:35:08,439 --> 01:35:11,920
Speaker 1: meat balls. There were pieces of pizza all over the

2059
01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:14,840
Speaker 1: living room as well as on the wall behind the

2060
01:35:14,840 --> 01:35:17,760
Speaker 1: front entrance during the door of the apartment. Now, like

2061
01:35:17,840 --> 01:35:20,080
Speaker 1: I said, I didn't throw any pizza, but there's pizza

2062
01:35:20,200 --> 01:35:21,519
Speaker 1: everywhere except in the box.

2063
01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:25,080
Speaker 5: Like ain't but the box the pieza didn't get delivered

2064
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:26,000
Speaker 5: like this, you know.

2065
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:29,680
Speaker 1: Parsons was charged with the salt on a female and

2066
01:35:29,720 --> 01:35:33,400
Speaker 1: booked in the Wicks County Jail misdemeanor and a prior incident.

2067
01:35:33,439 --> 01:35:36,000
Speaker 1: A South Carolina man was called the last Wednesday in

2068
01:35:36,080 --> 01:35:40,439
Speaker 1: domestic abuse after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend with a slice.

2069
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:46,040
Speaker 1: Jim and Ray Pole, forty seven, was busted after the

2070
01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:48,880
Speaker 1: forty year old victim told Shares deputies that he threw

2071
01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:49,720
Speaker 1: pizza at her and the.

2072
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:50,760
Speaker 5: Couple's Fort mil home.

2073
01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:53,639
Speaker 1: The woman who had pizza sauce on her face, arms,

2074
01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:57,200
Speaker 1: and clothing also said Poe grabbed her around the neck

2075
01:35:57,240 --> 01:36:01,880
Speaker 1: and slammed it into the kitchen counter. Pogue admitted he

2076
01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:03,559
Speaker 1: pelted his girlfriend a pizza acclaim and.

2077
01:36:03,600 --> 01:36:04,679
Speaker 5: She threw it at him first.

2078
01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:09,160
Speaker 1: And all this food, this is delicious food that you

2079
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:10,320
Speaker 1: should have been eating. People.

2080
01:36:12,040 --> 01:36:13,800
Speaker 3: I wrote the scene where a guy slapped a woman

2081
01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:16,400
Speaker 3: with a hamburger, but you know that was that was?

2082
01:36:16,680 --> 01:36:17,960
Speaker 2: That was right.

2083
01:36:18,360 --> 01:36:21,840
Speaker 1: He's hitting people with real pieces. But while the woman's

2084
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:24,320
Speaker 1: clothing was flattered with sauce, pages garments were clear of

2085
01:36:24,360 --> 01:36:27,519
Speaker 1: pizza or pizza sauce. So but you know what, women

2086
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:29,439
Speaker 1: have bad aim. He could have been telling the truth.

2087
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:33,320
Speaker 1: Charge of domestic violence. Poge was booked on county jail.

2088
01:36:33,360 --> 01:36:35,040
Speaker 1: Who cares what he was booked for? All right, man,

2089
01:36:35,120 --> 01:36:37,000
Speaker 1: guess the race of both of these dudes. I have

2090
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:41,840
Speaker 1: the same race, the pizza throwing motherfuckers. All right, go

2091
01:36:41,880 --> 01:36:44,320
Speaker 1: on with black. Let's check the chatter, the sendate of

2092
01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:46,320
Speaker 1: slave owners and bootleggers.

2093
01:36:46,720 --> 01:36:48,880
Speaker 5: Oh lie, Black, Ninja Turtle.

2094
01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:54,800
Speaker 1: Ada, Cody Sebastian and Jimmy Ray, honky Tonk being white,

2095
01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:59,240
Speaker 1: whiter than the horrible twerk videos on vine. They some

2096
01:36:59,320 --> 01:37:04,760
Speaker 1: white teas Jimmy Ray, come on, buddy, white one who

2097
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:08,240
Speaker 1: cried at the thought of wasted the cheese on the pizza.

2098
01:37:08,320 --> 01:37:13,200
Speaker 1: But did anybody approve the point the Mario Brothers black

2099
01:37:13,240 --> 01:37:18,400
Speaker 1: all black of the negro and black. The correct answer is,

2100
01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:21,800
Speaker 1: and this is a very divisive one, it was white.

2101
01:37:21,840 --> 01:37:30,960
Speaker 1: So dext domistic guys. Pressure finally got a lot of

2102
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:33,760
Speaker 1: people got it right in the chat room. They've been.

2103
01:37:35,360 --> 01:37:36,880
Speaker 5: Uh his name was Bill?

2104
01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:37,240
Speaker 4: Uh?

2105
01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:41,000
Speaker 1: What was his name? Billy Ray? Oh you mean the

2106
01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:45,960
Speaker 1: second dude, Jimmy Ray, Jimmy Ray, Pogue. What was his

2107
01:37:46,200 --> 01:37:49,800
Speaker 1: name was Cody Sebastian Parsons?

2108
01:37:50,360 --> 01:37:53,400
Speaker 2: Was it Cody? Yeah, c O d Cotys or something.

2109
01:37:54,600 --> 01:37:56,639
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Cody is super white.

2110
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:04,200
Speaker 1: And no black. Cody's grandma arrested after after wait, what,

2111
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:08,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, the grandma on this thing is weird.

2112
01:38:08,439 --> 01:38:09,040
Speaker 5: It's grandma.

2113
01:38:09,840 --> 01:38:13,840
Speaker 1: Grandmother is arrested after baby on sidewalk. This sounds like

2114
01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:17,759
Speaker 1: that's in sequential order. But I'm assuming baby on sidewalk

2115
01:38:17,880 --> 01:38:22,439
Speaker 1: is the crime. I'm assuming assuming itself like life, right,

2116
01:38:23,880 --> 01:38:26,120
Speaker 1: First we arrest the baby, then we go out to

2117
01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:26,639
Speaker 1: the grandma.

2118
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,240
Speaker 5: You have to work your way up the chain.

2119
01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:31,120
Speaker 1: A Lorraine woman was arrested after the police found a

2120
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:33,680
Speaker 1: baby alone and crawling on the sidewalk.

2121
01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:36,840
Speaker 5: They asked what was the baby doing out there? They said,

2122
01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:37,679
Speaker 5: I'm selling cratnic.

2123
01:38:37,840 --> 01:38:42,920
Speaker 1: No, I'm just choking. Ouricers were called to the house

2124
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:49,160
Speaker 1: wests Yeah. According to the police officer for this is

2125
01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:52,640
Speaker 1: Therraine Police Department's thirty third visit to the home in

2126
01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:53,000
Speaker 1: the year.

2127
01:38:54,920 --> 01:38:56,479
Speaker 5: Sad part is they were one more.

2128
01:38:56,400 --> 01:39:00,240
Speaker 1: Away from getting a free sub Wow. What they was

2129
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:02,599
Speaker 1: off to see children hanging out the windows and running

2130
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:04,800
Speaker 1: in the street without clothes. And I also found a

2131
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:07,360
Speaker 1: year old boy crawling down the sidewalk in a soiled

2132
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:10,400
Speaker 1: diaper with no one else around. A nurse driving by

2133
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:12,400
Speaker 1: stopped to help the officer and said it appeared the

2134
01:39:12,479 --> 01:39:16,840
Speaker 1: child may have been eaten dirt. Paramedics were called to

2135
01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:18,559
Speaker 1: the house and the baby was taken to the hospital.

2136
01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:21,880
Speaker 1: Baby's grandmother and guardian thirty five year old Marchine Price,

2137
01:39:22,080 --> 01:39:28,600
Speaker 1: grandma thirty five? Right, wow, the grand right and the

2138
01:39:28,680 --> 01:39:31,599
Speaker 1: grandma is thirty five, and the baby's like three.

2139
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:32,000
Speaker 4: Or some shit.

2140
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:36,439
Speaker 1: Good Jesus, they went old. They've been on it. She

2141
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:38,360
Speaker 1: was arrested in charge of mister me and the child

2142
01:39:38,439 --> 01:39:41,400
Speaker 1: in danger. Police said. Prices seven children, and the grand

2143
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:44,640
Speaker 1: and grandchildren in the home. Child's Children's Services removed the

2144
01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:48,040
Speaker 1: children to play some with the potato. Grandmother guess the

2145
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:53,800
Speaker 1: race of what's her name again, missus Marchene Price, thirty

2146
01:39:53,840 --> 01:39:54,879
Speaker 1: five year old grandmother.

2147
01:39:55,680 --> 01:39:57,880
Speaker 5: She's all right, just check the chat room and see

2148
01:39:57,920 --> 01:39:58,519
Speaker 5: what they believe.

2149
01:40:00,880 --> 01:40:07,599
Speaker 1: Spirit chump. Okay, that is definitely new big mama, nasa

2150
01:40:07,800 --> 01:40:10,960
Speaker 1: instant insect. I'm assuming that means moon cricket or some

2151
01:40:11,120 --> 01:40:15,960
Speaker 1: tight uh kool aid lover asphalt so black it hurts

2152
01:40:16,040 --> 01:40:21,360
Speaker 1: my soul. Spirit chucking moon cricket. I think that's all.

2153
01:40:21,400 --> 01:40:25,360
Speaker 1: The guess is, uh, this is old school black. That's

2154
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:27,240
Speaker 1: old school racism. That white people is called black.

2155
01:40:28,439 --> 01:40:29,479
Speaker 5: We used to make noise at night.

2156
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:31,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they sing at night. You can't see them

2157
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:37,280
Speaker 1: black sesame street The correct answer. Oh, my favorite flavor

2158
01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:41,760
Speaker 1: of drink is a color uh, is a color is black? Darkness?

2159
01:40:42,320 --> 01:40:45,000
Speaker 1: The correct that's is black. That she was definitely black.

2160
01:40:46,400 --> 01:40:49,720
Speaker 5: Last guess the race? Guys did get it right? Oh wait, yeah,

2161
01:40:49,880 --> 01:40:50,680
Speaker 5: that's got it right.

2162
01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:51,439
Speaker 1: You're right here.

2163
01:40:55,920 --> 01:40:57,679
Speaker 5: Did anyone guess anything different?

2164
01:40:58,120 --> 01:41:01,160
Speaker 1: I really feel like mark Ma Sheen and thirty five

2165
01:41:01,240 --> 01:41:04,479
Speaker 1: year old grandmother did that article in right away? Yeah yeah,

2166
01:41:04,840 --> 01:41:06,679
Speaker 1: it's like, oh that's a black lady. Come on, guys,

2167
01:41:06,960 --> 01:41:13,800
Speaker 1: thirty five? Yeah, all right. So a Milwaukee woman who

2168
01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:17,600
Speaker 1: disappeared in nineteen ninety eight while a waiting trial for

2169
01:41:17,680 --> 01:41:21,599
Speaker 1: a fatal suspected drunken driving cash near Albany, was found

2170
01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:25,080
Speaker 1: in Canada and is now back in custody in Oregon.

2171
01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:31,479
Speaker 1: Jeane terse Keating fifty four, was found in Manitoba, where

2172
01:41:31,479 --> 01:41:33,800
Speaker 1: authorities received a tip earlier this year that she was

2173
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:37,120
Speaker 1: in a bar bragging about getting away with killing someone

2174
01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:38,599
Speaker 1: in a crash in the United States.

2175
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:41,400
Speaker 5: Are you why would you do that?

2176
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:45,240
Speaker 1: I feel like you can't help yourself. This is how

2177
01:41:45,320 --> 01:41:49,679
Speaker 1: all the snaps happened. It's like, seventeen years later somebody

2178
01:41:49,840 --> 01:41:52,240
Speaker 1: was like, hey man, she told me that she killed

2179
01:41:52,280 --> 01:41:54,160
Speaker 1: a dude and she was giving me high fives.

2180
01:41:54,280 --> 01:41:56,719
Speaker 5: You usually looking at at that's how it always happens.

2181
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Speaker 2: Bragging always gets motherfuckers.

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01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:01,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not telling nothing.

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01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:04,360
Speaker 1: She was booked in the Lynn County Jail on Thursday

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01:42:04,400 --> 01:42:06,439
Speaker 1: in connection with the April nineteen ninety seven death of

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01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:10,680
Speaker 1: jee Olon Anderson, sixty five, of Dexter. Keating originally was

2186
01:42:10,760 --> 01:42:14,600
Speaker 1: indicted by Grand Jurial Man Slaughter DUI reckless driving and

2187
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:18,400
Speaker 1: reckless engagement chargers. Noel Kuzma, a survivor of the Interstate

2188
01:42:18,479 --> 01:42:21,439
Speaker 1: five crash north of Avenue, says he was surprised when

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01:42:21,479 --> 01:42:23,479
Speaker 1: the state police caught him last week to say Keenan

2190
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:24,320
Speaker 1: had been tracked down.

2191
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:26,240
Speaker 5: He thought she would never get caught.

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01:42:26,479 --> 01:42:29,880
Speaker 1: After she skipped in March nineteen ninety eight, her courter

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01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:35,599
Speaker 1: appearents and appeared, and years later she continued to roll

2194
01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:37,760
Speaker 1: on with no sign of her I don't think there

2195
01:42:37,840 --> 01:42:40,200
Speaker 1: is anything I would say to her if I saw

2196
01:42:40,280 --> 01:42:43,840
Speaker 1: her now. She obviously has issues that I couldn't even

2197
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:46,920
Speaker 1: begin to try and fix. Keenan, then thirty eight, was

2198
01:42:47,000 --> 01:42:51,320
Speaker 1: driving with her two young children when her station wagon's

2199
01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:55,040
Speaker 1: side swiped the two door car on I five near

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01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:58,479
Speaker 1: mile post two thirty seven. The other car driven by Anderson,

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01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:02,600
Speaker 1: kareem across the Cinemonia into the Lincoln into a Lincoln Continental.

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01:43:03,439 --> 01:43:06,120
Speaker 1: Kuzma said the trash, I mean, the crash occurred around

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01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:09,160
Speaker 1: eleven am on a Sunday while he was driving his

2204
01:43:09,320 --> 01:43:12,679
Speaker 1: grandfather and girlfriend to a restaurant at Albany to celebrate

2205
01:43:12,800 --> 01:43:14,920
Speaker 1: the three family members' birthdays.

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01:43:15,680 --> 01:43:16,000
Speaker 4: Wow.

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01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:19,760
Speaker 1: Wow, that sucks. I remember driving down the road and

2208
01:43:19,800 --> 01:43:21,439
Speaker 1: the car came out of nowhere. It was in front

2209
01:43:21,479 --> 01:43:23,400
Speaker 1: of me. I didn't have much time to react. His

2210
01:43:23,560 --> 01:43:26,960
Speaker 1: car's front windshoew was shattered and the driver's side door

2211
01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:29,519
Speaker 1: so smashed that I still don't know how I got

2212
01:43:29,600 --> 01:43:32,639
Speaker 1: it opened. Kula said it told his grandfather and girlfriend

2213
01:43:32,720 --> 01:43:35,080
Speaker 1: to stay inside and try not to move to paramedics arrived.

2214
01:43:35,320 --> 01:43:37,080
Speaker 1: By the time he got out, the car brushed glads

2215
01:43:37,080 --> 01:43:39,280
Speaker 1: on himself. He knows the crowd passes by who witnessed

2216
01:43:39,280 --> 01:43:43,000
Speaker 1: direct Anderson's car was destroyed. He said he started walking

2217
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:46,160
Speaker 1: toward it, but was stopped by people gathering there. They

2218
01:43:46,200 --> 01:43:48,120
Speaker 1: said it didn't look too good, so I went back

2219
01:43:48,160 --> 01:43:51,719
Speaker 1: to my car and the paramedics showed up. Kuzma said

2220
01:43:51,840 --> 01:43:54,439
Speaker 1: he suffered cuts, but no serious injuries. His grandfather had

2221
01:43:54,479 --> 01:43:57,560
Speaker 1: a broken stunnam and ribs. His girlfriend was hospitalized with

2222
01:43:57,640 --> 01:44:01,840
Speaker 1: internal injuries. And was that you made of adamantium the

2223
01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:06,519
Speaker 1: whole crew. Yeah, Kuzma never saw Keaton and her children,

2224
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:09,320
Speaker 1: who escaped the crashing harmed. Keathan was out on bail

2225
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:12,080
Speaker 1: when she stopped contacting her attorney, who was worried that

2226
01:44:12,160 --> 01:44:14,080
Speaker 1: she had fled. The war was issued for her arrest.

2227
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:16,720
Speaker 1: Her family never reported her missing, so they were in

2228
01:44:16,920 --> 01:44:21,000
Speaker 1: on it. That's crazy that she left her like children, Yeah,

2229
01:44:21,320 --> 01:44:23,839
Speaker 1: cause you said Kenda was like, oh, so she just bounced.

2230
01:44:24,320 --> 01:44:26,080
Speaker 1: It's like you say, Karen, A lot of women don't

2231
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:28,880
Speaker 1: want to be moms anyway, So maybe she's just like out, Yeah,

2232
01:44:28,960 --> 01:44:30,400
Speaker 1: this is a way for me to run away.

2233
01:44:30,760 --> 01:44:33,080
Speaker 5: Earlier this ye year, I can start over. Yes, that

2234
01:44:33,160 --> 01:44:36,639
Speaker 5: go up there and man me a mountain right right.

2235
01:44:37,080 --> 01:44:37,280
Speaker 3: Ah.

2236
01:44:37,640 --> 01:44:40,839
Speaker 1: Earlier this year, OSP received a tip from the Canadian

2237
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:43,679
Speaker 1: police that Keaton may be in the country, State Police said.

2238
01:44:44,080 --> 01:44:47,519
Speaker 1: Manitoba police discovered that she had a previous drunken driving

2239
01:44:47,560 --> 01:44:51,040
Speaker 1: arrest in Canada and mashed her fingerprints with a US database.

2240
01:44:51,080 --> 01:44:55,240
Speaker 1: In April, Keten was detained by Canadian Immigration Division, deported

2241
01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:58,559
Speaker 1: to this and deported the same month. State Police said

2242
01:44:59,040 --> 01:45:02,080
Speaker 1: US Marshal's arrest her on June thirteenth in North Dakota,

2243
01:45:02,200 --> 01:45:05,880
Speaker 1: and she was later extradited. The Oregon Anderson's family released

2244
01:45:05,880 --> 01:45:09,120
Speaker 1: a statement expressing grief that Keaton is back, in relief

2245
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:11,800
Speaker 1: that she's back in custody. While there is no price

2246
01:45:11,840 --> 01:45:13,880
Speaker 1: to be put on the repayment for taking a life,

2247
01:45:13,920 --> 01:45:16,800
Speaker 1: it certainly won't bring Jewel back. We're thankful that finally,

2248
01:45:16,840 --> 01:45:19,759
Speaker 1: after sixteen years of her running and hide in the tournament,

2249
01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:24,719
Speaker 1: our families will have some closure. Guess the race whiter

2250
01:45:24,840 --> 01:45:27,280
Speaker 1: than Tom cris all right, let's check the chat room.

2251
01:45:27,439 --> 01:45:28,240
Speaker 1: See what they believe.

2252
01:45:29,960 --> 01:45:32,439
Speaker 5: She is so freaking white, a disgrace, Danika Patrick.

2253
01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:36,679
Speaker 1: Only only a white, only a white devil can invade

2254
01:45:36,680 --> 01:45:40,880
Speaker 1: the law for that loan, successfully hiding out in Canada

2255
01:45:40,960 --> 01:45:43,439
Speaker 1: for many years. You know it's a white lady. I

2256
01:45:43,520 --> 01:45:48,080
Speaker 1: don't litter, white lily, lily. White black people don't brag

2257
01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:51,840
Speaker 1: about crimes. White also don't live in Milwaukee. White as

2258
01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:55,679
Speaker 1: pay in snow and white the correct assent. Everybody got it? White,

2259
01:45:56,120 --> 01:46:01,960
Speaker 1: Good job, y'all. All right, that was the last guest

2260
01:46:02,040 --> 01:46:04,960
Speaker 1: the race and we have, of course, can't end the

2261
01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:05,800
Speaker 1: show what iut talking about.

2262
01:46:05,800 --> 01:46:09,560
Speaker 5: Swar ratchetess, I was hoping. A Baltimore jury.

2263
01:46:09,360 --> 01:46:14,240
Speaker 1: Has convicted a man, yes, finally, of stabbing a man

2264
01:46:14,320 --> 01:46:16,800
Speaker 1: to death using a sword drawn from a walking cane

2265
01:46:16,800 --> 01:46:19,000
Speaker 1: after a dispute over a football wager.

2266
01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:20,400
Speaker 2: You got a fancy sword.

2267
01:46:20,760 --> 01:46:24,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, damn, hey man, I know I had the Ravens

2268
01:46:24,240 --> 01:46:26,680
Speaker 5: minus three. Well, oh, so you can walk and cut

2269
01:46:26,800 --> 01:46:27,879
Speaker 5: with this. That's dangerous.

2270
01:46:28,360 --> 01:46:32,120
Speaker 1: Prosecutor say Todd Merrow was convinced Todd Marrow it's like

2271
01:46:32,160 --> 01:46:35,200
Speaker 1: someone trying to pick on my name. Was convicted Wednesday

2272
01:46:35,360 --> 01:46:38,479
Speaker 1: of second degree murder and the weapons charged in the

2273
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:44,680
Speaker 1: death of Orville Chambly. This sounds like a nineteen eight,

2274
01:46:45,439 --> 01:46:53,719
Speaker 1: like an eighteen hundreds. Prospector, Orville Chambley, you're right twisting

2275
01:46:53,760 --> 01:46:59,280
Speaker 1: his mustache, Prosecutor say. The men argued over a bet,

2276
01:46:59,600 --> 01:47:03,439
Speaker 1: and May told Chamblee's girlfriend he wanted to kill Chamblee.

2277
01:47:03,960 --> 01:47:07,400
Speaker 1: The next day, Prosecutor Say Savella's cameras captured the conversation

2278
01:47:07,479 --> 01:47:09,719
Speaker 1: in which maryl swung an object at Chamberley, making stab

2279
01:47:09,800 --> 01:47:12,960
Speaker 1: in motions. Chamberlee was found unresponsible a few blocks away

2280
01:47:13,000 --> 01:47:15,600
Speaker 1: and died. Prosecutor Say Marril was later found in the

2281
01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:19,160
Speaker 1: same vehicle as a cane that doubled as a sheet prosecutor,

2282
01:47:19,240 --> 01:47:21,760
Speaker 1: say Merrill acknowledges they fight.

2283
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:24,000
Speaker 5: They fought, but denied using the weapons.

2284
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:28,040
Speaker 1: He stabbed himself to death, Yo, honor, we fought and

2285
01:47:28,280 --> 01:47:30,160
Speaker 1: at some point he must have ran down the street

2286
01:47:30,479 --> 01:47:32,080
Speaker 1: stabbed himself to death to frame me.

2287
01:47:35,760 --> 01:47:37,839
Speaker 5: Right, stop looking at my tweets.

2288
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:40,720
Speaker 1: What does that do with this? I tell everyone, I

2289
01:47:40,800 --> 01:47:44,280
Speaker 1: stab him to death. Well, there's been another episode of

2290
01:47:44,280 --> 01:47:47,040
Speaker 1: the black Out tips. Of course, I guess it's been Dexter.

2291
01:47:47,640 --> 01:47:50,400
Speaker 1: Make sure you guys check him out shouted out Productions

2292
01:47:50,400 --> 01:47:54,320
Speaker 1: dot Com on Twitter. He's at Shadow Dog Pride. Very funny, dude.

2293
01:47:55,200 --> 01:47:57,479
Speaker 1: You shall be following him anyway. You can catch him

2294
01:47:57,479 --> 01:48:01,000
Speaker 1: talking shade about the actors and stuff that doesn't work out.

2295
01:48:02,160 --> 01:48:02,800
Speaker 4: Get into that, man.

2296
01:48:02,800 --> 01:48:05,719
Speaker 5: I got stories, man, Yeah, you got stories about actors?

2297
01:48:06,160 --> 01:48:06,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

2298
01:48:07,080 --> 01:48:09,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's there's there's an actor running around saying they

2299
01:48:09,920 --> 01:48:12,640
Speaker 3: got a role in bed room that I've never even met.

2300
01:48:12,680 --> 01:48:14,760
Speaker 3: This actress and she's bragging every by she's gotta roll.

2301
01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:15,840
Speaker 3: What's she gonna do when we cast it?

2302
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:16,160
Speaker 4: You know?

2303
01:48:16,960 --> 01:48:17,200
Speaker 6: Wow?

2304
01:48:17,600 --> 01:48:17,760
Speaker 2: Wait?

2305
01:48:17,880 --> 01:48:21,400
Speaker 1: Does she so? Wait? Does does she like look like

2306
01:48:22,120 --> 01:48:24,800
Speaker 1: Kelly Ryder and is she just gonna be like, that's

2307
01:48:24,880 --> 01:48:25,679
Speaker 1: me Jade.

2308
01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:27,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, her first name is a Lithia. I'll go ahead

2309
01:48:27,840 --> 01:48:29,559
Speaker 2: put that out there. I won't put her last name

2310
01:48:29,560 --> 01:48:30,240
Speaker 2: because I'll get sued.

2311
01:48:30,320 --> 01:48:33,280
Speaker 3: But but yeah, she's going around saying she's got the

2312
01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:35,520
Speaker 3: roll with Jade and we've got an LA casting.

2313
01:48:35,240 --> 01:48:39,479
Speaker 2: Director filling that role for us. Wow, she's just she's

2314
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:41,360
Speaker 2: trying to be part of our part of our game.

2315
01:48:41,479 --> 01:48:41,640
Speaker 4: You know.

2316
01:48:42,080 --> 01:48:44,400
Speaker 5: Thats crazy, man, Like, I don't.

2317
01:48:44,240 --> 01:48:45,080
Speaker 2: See the out side of that.

2318
01:48:45,600 --> 01:48:46,280
Speaker 4: How do you win that?

2319
01:48:46,439 --> 01:48:46,880
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

2320
01:48:46,920 --> 01:48:48,960
Speaker 3: Because once people see it on TV, it's like, wait

2321
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:50,800
Speaker 3: a minute, that ain't you what's that about?

2322
01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:52,840
Speaker 5: Maybe she's hoping they'll never check.

2323
01:48:53,880 --> 01:48:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like how people put fake shit on that

2324
01:48:57,479 --> 01:49:00,120
Speaker 1: resume and they're like, yeah, but but who's gonna a

2325
01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:02,200
Speaker 1: call to see it? I got you know what that

2326
01:49:02,479 --> 01:49:03,240
Speaker 1: she'd be like, well, I.

2327
01:49:03,439 --> 01:49:05,800
Speaker 5: Was on it, but before it got you know, put out,

2328
01:49:05,840 --> 01:49:06,360
Speaker 5: they cut me.

2329
01:49:08,280 --> 01:49:10,760
Speaker 1: I'm like the original voice of Meg on Family Guy.

2330
01:49:10,960 --> 01:49:13,880
Speaker 1: You know, as soon as it blew up, they got

2331
01:49:13,960 --> 01:49:16,920
Speaker 1: rid of me. But that's yeah, you can like, I

2332
01:49:17,000 --> 01:49:20,240
Speaker 1: see there's a quick story they had and uh about

2333
01:49:20,280 --> 01:49:22,320
Speaker 1: an actress and you can just like follow him on Twitter.

2334
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:24,479
Speaker 1: I see that ship all the time, and I'm just

2335
01:49:24,560 --> 01:49:29,160
Speaker 1: always like, that's somebody's sucking up. That is mad. But

2336
01:49:29,479 --> 01:49:31,840
Speaker 1: and then also, of course we put the trailer in

2337
01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:35,479
Speaker 1: the chat during free cast, but of course we also

2338
01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:36,679
Speaker 1: have the link on our site.

2339
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:38,360
Speaker 5: Still go to our site and just.

2340
01:49:38,360 --> 01:49:41,960
Speaker 1: Search dead Room or Shadow Dour Productions or sponsor and

2341
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:44,439
Speaker 1: all that stuff will come up. But yeah, make sure

2342
01:49:44,439 --> 01:49:48,439
Speaker 1: you guys check out the trailer and all that stuff. Yeah,

2343
01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:51,360
Speaker 1: and watch the show man. What are we gonna know

2344
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:56,559
Speaker 1: when the show like is officially out the month, all right, okay, and.

2345
01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:58,600
Speaker 3: See you'll know if it gets on channel because all

2346
01:49:58,600 --> 01:50:01,080
Speaker 3: of a sudden, I'll get so eager to not lose

2347
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:04,320
Speaker 3: like a thousand followers immediately because I'm gonna I'm gonna

2348
01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:05,200
Speaker 3: be talking cash.

2349
01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:07,360
Speaker 5: Ship just seventeen tweets in a row of more.

2350
01:50:10,320 --> 01:50:12,360
Speaker 3: Well, actually I would I would like spend like three

2351
01:50:12,439 --> 01:50:14,000
Speaker 3: straight days in Golden Kral you know.

2352
01:50:16,840 --> 01:50:18,920
Speaker 2: It's like no, you said, it's all I can.

2353
01:50:18,880 --> 01:50:23,120
Speaker 1: Eat, Yeah, until somebody, Yeah, I'm not leaving here until

2354
01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:24,880
Speaker 1: y'all need a fourth lift to get me.

2355
01:50:25,640 --> 01:50:27,240
Speaker 5: And you know what Dex is gonna go in. He's

2356
01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:28,040
Speaker 5: gonna make the bands.

2357
01:50:28,080 --> 01:50:31,840
Speaker 6: He was like, unless you're fat, don't don't cook for me,

2358
01:50:32,160 --> 01:50:35,280
Speaker 6: right is everybody cooks me needs to be you call

2359
01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:36,000
Speaker 6: this gravy.

2360
01:50:36,840 --> 01:50:37,759
Speaker 1: This is not gravy.

2361
01:50:37,920 --> 01:50:39,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys, except.

2362
01:50:39,160 --> 01:50:43,160
Speaker 2: For anybody, and people gotta be fat to cook.

2363
01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:46,360
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta knock a wall out to get

2364
01:50:46,439 --> 01:50:49,040
Speaker 1: me out of here. That's when I'm leaving. That's when

2365
01:50:49,040 --> 01:50:51,880
Speaker 1: I'm leaving. But yeah, oh, I didn't even do the

2366
01:50:51,960 --> 01:50:56,240
Speaker 1: other sponsor, which you know probably should right. Uh, this

2367
01:50:56,360 --> 01:51:00,639
Speaker 1: show was sponsored by Adam and Eve earlier that Yeah,

2368
01:51:00,720 --> 01:51:04,200
Speaker 1: you used to call tvg WT. You get half off

2369
01:51:04,200 --> 01:51:07,240
Speaker 1: of one item. Uh, then they give you three free

2370
01:51:07,280 --> 01:51:10,160
Speaker 1: adult DVDs slow motion white people having sex and the

2371
01:51:10,280 --> 01:51:13,240
Speaker 1: rain and all courts of conditions with good camera work.

2372
01:51:13,120 --> 01:51:14,120
Speaker 5: And like hey makeup.

2373
01:51:14,360 --> 01:51:16,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they take they got a production studio, right,

2374
01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:20,679
Speaker 1: They take people that like you know, didn't get their shows,

2375
01:51:21,400 --> 01:51:24,760
Speaker 1: uh TV pilots or local syndication, and they were like, well,

2376
01:51:24,800 --> 01:51:27,360
Speaker 1: I got all this camera equipment. So they take people

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01:51:27,439 --> 01:51:30,160
Speaker 1: that you know are also are professional and record people

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01:51:30,200 --> 01:51:33,479
Speaker 1: having sex. And then you also can get a free

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Speaker 1: extra gift that's so central. I can't tell you what

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Speaker 5: All right, man, until tomorrow. Oh yeah, go ahead, go ahead.

2384
01:51:47,320 --> 01:51:49,519
Speaker 2: Yeah. This true story.

2385
01:51:49,720 --> 01:51:51,160
Speaker 3: When my dad was in the Navy and they be

2386
01:51:51,280 --> 01:51:53,800
Speaker 3: parked at the dock in a new chef because the

2387
01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:55,280
Speaker 3: chefs had a special uniform so.

2388
01:51:55,280 --> 01:51:57,400
Speaker 2: You knew where they were, so they would come walking down.

2389
01:51:57,439 --> 01:51:59,600
Speaker 2: There'd be like six ships parked in the row and

2390
01:51:59,680 --> 01:52:01,000
Speaker 2: they were might be out there looking at me.

2391
01:52:01,080 --> 01:52:03,000
Speaker 3: If they were fat, they would all the sailors be

2392
01:52:03,080 --> 01:52:04,920
Speaker 3: calling for them to come on their ship, and if

2393
01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:07,200
Speaker 3: you're skinny, they'd be calling for him to keep moving, right,

2394
01:52:07,439 --> 01:52:10,320
Speaker 3: true story because even the sailors know, if you're fat,

2395
01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:11,760
Speaker 3: you can cook, if you're skinny you can't.

2396
01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:15,240
Speaker 5: That's a good point, man. It's like it's like trying

2397
01:52:15,240 --> 01:52:16,040
Speaker 5: to feed me carrots.

2398
01:52:16,200 --> 01:52:18,479
Speaker 1: I don't want no damn carrots. It's like they should

2399
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:21,280
Speaker 1: have a game where they give you a plate, right,

2400
01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:24,600
Speaker 1: and then you eat it and they blindfold you and

2401
01:52:24,640 --> 01:52:26,960
Speaker 1: then when they get done, they make you guess the weight.

2402
01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:27,920
Speaker 2: Weight.

2403
01:52:28,080 --> 01:52:31,560
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I guess the weight. I don't know.

2404
01:52:31,720 --> 01:52:32,559
Speaker 5: That wasn't that good.

2405
01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:34,840
Speaker 2: These grits are running.

2406
01:52:34,880 --> 01:52:37,799
Speaker 1: Man, I'm gonna say one hundred and twenty five pounds

2407
01:52:37,800 --> 01:52:41,800
Speaker 1: because this is terrible, But yeah, may she make sure

2408
01:52:41,800 --> 01:52:44,040
Speaker 1: you gotta check us out tomorrow when we'll be talking

2409
01:52:44,080 --> 01:52:47,920
Speaker 1: to Black on Black Cinema their first time on the show,

2410
01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:50,280
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm sure we'll be talking about a bunch

2411
01:52:50,360 --> 01:52:55,120
Speaker 1: of movies that you know, only black people have watched

2412
01:52:55,560 --> 01:52:57,439
Speaker 1: because they're either that bad or that much of a

2413
01:52:57,479 --> 01:52:59,920
Speaker 1: cold classic, so it should be fun.

2414
01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:03,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll be at nine o'clock, So until then, love you.

2415
01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:04,400
Speaker 4: Why