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Speaker 1: you heard it on the Brooklyn Boys Start Data not up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boy start up, Brooklyn Boys Data. They're making noise
Speaker 1: data up episode. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody
Speaker 1: and Scary. It's somebody else today, Scary and Brody and
Speaker 1: Michael Rapport all the same room. Oh yes, I'm not
Speaker 1: necessarily all go fucking Rappaport will be here. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I already dropped an F bomb and I didn't mean
Speaker 1: to do that so so quickly into the podcast. But
Speaker 1: I'm excited. We have been talking about Michael Rappaport being
Speaker 1: on the show since you said we didn't need him,
Speaker 1: we didn't have to have him right now. I know. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat crow right in front of him. I
Speaker 1: would apologize. I want to tell him to his Facebook.
Speaker 1: He's gonna scream at me, hold on, there's a chance
Speaker 1: I might not bring it up. Yeah, right, what's that chance? Zero? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Claudie chance and meat balls. Right. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I love Michael Rappaport. I've been a fan of Michael
Speaker 1: Rappaport since the early nineties. The fact that he follows
Speaker 1: me on Twitter was a huge thing for me. He's
Speaker 1: following me now on Twitter. That's a pity follow because
Speaker 1: he's coming in. Oh no, no, no, no, hold on
Speaker 1: a second. I want to actually think that he's not
Speaker 1: going to drop me after he leaves here. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ask him and ask him that. But you think he's
Speaker 1: just that pity follow. He's like, well, I'm doing the show,
Speaker 1: you know. I will say, listen, you gotta you gotta
Speaker 1: get today. You could pull as much as you want
Speaker 1: from the people, will pull old podcasts up. I get it.
Speaker 1: I know. I said I left up, guys, I really did.
Speaker 1: I originally didn't want him. I played clips of you
Speaker 1: him with the Eli Manning rant. I really love is
Speaker 1: Tom Tom Brady Rant? That did you do? You have it?
Speaker 1: You have it? Yeah? You have the audio? Yes? I do?
Speaker 1: All right? So yeah, so Michael rabbit Port will be
Speaker 1: buying a little while we figure this is not a drill,
Speaker 1: This is not we because we told you were close
Speaker 1: to getting him. We've told you we're trying to get him.
Speaker 1: I told you, I tweeted him, I instagrammed him. We
Speaker 1: he and I have talked as just like you know,
Speaker 1: to comedy guys, but not like come on the show.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to thank the Brooklyn Boys fan army,
Speaker 1: an army for helping this. It's all because of you
Speaker 1: guys and girls who who got him here because you
Speaker 1: tweeted at him enough, and we really think that's what
Speaker 1: Pelp put it over there. You know, when when we
Speaker 1: were he was offered to us, they said, hey, he's
Speaker 1: already aware that you guys exist, and it's because of Twitter,
Speaker 1: and it's because yes, but it's also because they said, listen,
Speaker 1: before we completely agree to this, what's the exposure, what's
Speaker 1: the coverage? How many people are gonna hear this? So
Speaker 1: we told him the numbers, which are based on how
Speaker 1: many times you guys listen. If you listen multiple times
Speaker 1: to an episode, we get account for that, right. I
Speaker 1: gave the numbers and they're like oh, Michael will be there. Yeah. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: they love that. So the more people listen, and the
Speaker 1: more more of you guys listen to multiple episodes multiple times,
Speaker 1: that gives us clout, it does. We love that. We'll
Speaker 1: get big and bad guests on every time listen. Bad
Speaker 1: guest meeting bad, not bad meeting bad, but bad meaning good. Now,
Speaker 1: I know some of you guys are like, hey, we
Speaker 1: love you guys who love the Brooklyn just gonna gloss
Speaker 1: over my reference. Yeah it was fine, it was good,
Speaker 1: It was good. Okay, it was a good run. The
Speaker 1: sometimes you guys have said, well, you know interviews we
Speaker 1: before you guys, Michael Rappaport is one of the boys.
Speaker 1: He's from Manhattan, but we're gonna make him a Brooklyn boy,
Speaker 1: the same way we made Joe Gatto Brooken boy, even
Speaker 1: know he's from Staten Island. You know who else is
Speaker 1: a Brooken boy is our guy, Ralph. We met Ralph
Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about Ralph and Grand Prix Motors
Speaker 1: a little later in the podcast. Want to welcome, Welcome
Speaker 1: officially to the podcast. Grand Prix Motors in our hometown.
Speaker 1: Fo Now, we we talked about them once before and
Speaker 1: we did say that even though they're in Brooklyn. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's some states where they can get you the cars
Speaker 1: outside of New York. But you and I are gonna
Speaker 1: make a trip to Brooklyn. We're going to Brooklyn, and
Speaker 1: they said, already we can. We can hop in a
Speaker 1: Porsche nine eleven a convertible to drive that Porsche, don't
Speaker 1: don't you? Okay, we're gonna show you guys. So yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that like a pictorial. Yeah, what what
Speaker 1: you get? Advanced Grand Pride in Advanced Ralph. Thanks for
Speaker 1: hooking the boys up. Thanks, and we'll talk about We'll
Speaker 1: see you in a bit. So Michael rappaports he now
Speaker 1: finally six months, six months we're waiting for you, buddy,
Speaker 1: Well we picked the perfect time. Yeah, you know, do
Speaker 1: you know why we're waiting six months? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous about that. So listen, you get
Speaker 1: a lot of tweets, you have a million followers. I
Speaker 1: get that we tweeted you about six months ago because
Speaker 1: we had a little discrepancy. Before I tell you what
Speaker 1: discrepancy is, I want to read. I want to read
Speaker 1: something off the IMDb page. Okay, describing Michael Rappaport, director
Speaker 1: and producer. That doesn't even touch the surface of what
Speaker 1: you're doing these days. Yeah, but that's but that's but
Speaker 1: that's fair, so far fair. A true New Yorker through
Speaker 1: and through. Michael Rappaport was born in Manhattan to June Brody,
Speaker 1: a radio personality, and David Rappaport, a radio program manager.
Speaker 1: Partially true. Okay, those are the right names though, right,
Speaker 1: June Brody and David Rappaports. I think now what happened
Speaker 1: was we didn't get you doing during your book release.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why in a minute, during the hardcover, right,
Speaker 1: and then I'll take a minute. Our listeners went crazy
Speaker 1: because I started playing clips of your rants, your relay
Speaker 1: manning rant, the whole bunch of stuff like that. People
Speaker 1: started tweeting at you and so so one of the
Speaker 1: things I tweeted at you, thank you. One of the
Speaker 1: things I tweeted at you, Michael, was you have to
Speaker 1: come on our show because my name is David Brody. Yes,
Speaker 1: your father's David and your mother's bro exactly. I wish
Speaker 1: I'm not that old. It says here you're of Polish
Speaker 1: Jewish and Russian Jewish descent. So am I you often
Speaker 1: play a cop on TV. My father was a cop.
Speaker 1: We're practically related. So now you're finally here. I'm here.
Speaker 1: Here's why you weren't here before. What happened six months ago?
Speaker 1: You're doing a radio tour. I get an email. I
Speaker 1: think Premiere Radio, our parent company, sends me an email
Speaker 1: says Michael Rappaport's doing a book tour for this book
Speaker 1: has balls. And I say to my co host, here,
Speaker 1: Scary Jones, I got it. Hey, we got an email.
Speaker 1: We can get Michael Rappaport on the podcast. The guy
Speaker 1: is as New York as we are. He you know
Speaker 1: we I love him. I want to have him on.
Speaker 1: So Scary says, you know what, research shows guests don't
Speaker 1: always do that. Well, I'm not sure Michael's a good
Speaker 1: fit for us. So so it was here this fuck
Speaker 1: you should tweet out it was me. It was me
Speaker 1: because it wasn't No, it wasn't your fault. It wasn't.
Speaker 1: And then and then I don't think guests are a
Speaker 1: good fit for us, That's what he said. Well, I
Speaker 1: think I don't know, Michael. It sometimes goes the exact
Speaker 1: expression prepping. This is not a test all the tweets.
Speaker 1: I see all the tweets, and he was the one
Speaker 1: doing the It was your fool. I thought it was
Speaker 1: something to do with me, He says. You know, Michael,
Speaker 1: we have he goes, let's he could go off the
Speaker 1: rails in any minute. That's what we had. I don't
Speaker 1: go off the rail because we had had Jackie to
Speaker 1: joke man on. We had we had some, but I
Speaker 1: don't go off the rails. I I give the impression
Speaker 1: that I could go off the rails, but I've never
Speaker 1: actually gone off the riff, and I've never actually all
Speaker 1: the trouble that I've I've sort of stirred up. It's
Speaker 1: on my own accord, right, I've never actually done anything
Speaker 1: on anyone else's show to draw an intension, which means
Speaker 1: that maybe I am a shitty guest. Maybe you were right,
Speaker 1: but maybe you dig your own holes. I dig my
Speaker 1: own hole. Shovel on his social media, tried to fucking
Speaker 1: walk it back because because we did have we did
Speaker 1: have like a Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers, we did
Speaker 1: have Sebastian Maniscalco, and then those were the episodes that
Speaker 1: didn't rate us high. With our we didn't get as
Speaker 1: many download. Okay, who was your best guest? It's the
Speaker 1: fat you wish. Okay, He's like, he's a good guest.
Speaker 1: He's gonna fucking bury that fat. I'm a fan. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna gonna make you not worried about anything, like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna set the bar. So I like, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: like the best sex you've ever had to love that
Speaker 1: you know. But here's the thing that that kills me. Okay,
Speaker 1: After I made that mistake and I put it out,
Speaker 1: we put it out on the podcast. Listeners were like, scary,
Speaker 1: what the funk you doing? Man? You gotta get rabbitport.
Speaker 1: So I immediately, you gotta get well. The radio tours over.
Speaker 1: So now I gotta go through social media. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you right now that I'll already be back. I'll be
Speaker 1: back again. Good. I mean, I don't know. This guy's like, really,
Speaker 1: you're a tough day. Let me tell you something. Michael
Speaker 1: said two of the most pronounced important things I've heard
Speaker 1: in years. Two things he said I'll never forget. He
Speaker 1: said you fuck you and he said fuck you. You
Speaker 1: fuck you can't that poetry is not my original creation,
Speaker 1: but you fuck you. I will say, and I take
Speaker 1: a lot of pride that I believe that is my
Speaker 1: original creation. And I would like to get business cards
Speaker 1: with you. I'm putting on my card, put my daughter's
Speaker 1: college on my car. I need to trade you. You
Speaker 1: fuck you alright before this podcast, Michael gets so angry.
Speaker 1: That's like when people go, uh, that's Michael going you
Speaker 1: fuck you, Like he doesn't even know what to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to say I apologize. I was wrong.
Speaker 1: We've been spending the last three months trying to mop
Speaker 1: up the blood and get everybody trying to Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the listeners don't let me live it down. They've been like, scary,
Speaker 1: you fuck that up. Do your listeners know that you
Speaker 1: have a gold mike? Every believe it's not it. This
Speaker 1: belongs to Elvis Duran. I'm just sitting in his chair,
Speaker 1: And does he know that you sit in this year
Speaker 1: and like spit all over his golden mic. That's an
Speaker 1: actual golden mic. Yeah. So he has three of those
Speaker 1: in the in the country. Yeah, don't forget I forgot
Speaker 1: about it. Who has no We'll tell him Christ And
Speaker 1: the other one is a guy named Rush Limbaugh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyway, that was one. So it's a very unique
Speaker 1: Mike and Elvis. It's engraved with his name on it.
Speaker 1: That's cool. But someone has to run the controls here,
Speaker 1: and I'm better at that. Okay, okay, I'm better. And
Speaker 1: also I'm better at getting other guys to do my work.
Speaker 1: There you go, Okay, so I do the bitch work.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so I'm sitting at up with his mike.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so uh yeah, he does know that. We
Speaker 1: we we use his mike. We got that. Got that
Speaker 1: out of the way. In case you're living under a rocket.
Speaker 1: On who Michael is, let me just go back a
Speaker 1: little bit. We'll go back a little bit. You might
Speaker 1: know him from Friends. Now you're saying Friends is an
Speaker 1: old show. Netflix has the rebirth unbelievable. It's Wild with Friends.
Speaker 1: I have three teenage daughters. Every one of them has
Speaker 1: watched the show like four or five times some spot
Speaker 1: to finish it's It's It's you know I did. Four
Speaker 1: were episodes of that show twenty years ago. I don't
Speaker 1: know when the dates were, so we're going twenty years ago.
Speaker 1: And I'd say at least every day, probably at least
Speaker 1: one time a day, definitely when I'm in New York
Speaker 1: Once a day someone will mention friends to me. It's
Speaker 1: like it's it's like it's almost like if you did
Speaker 1: episodes of The Brady Bunch when we were kids. Like
Speaker 1: it just it just continues to have a following and
Speaker 1: it doesn't go away. I mean, I have no problem
Speaker 1: with it, but it's like you did it. You think
Speaker 1: it's like encapsulated in you know, with syndication and forget
Speaker 1: about it that the watch and watch him. But that's
Speaker 1: what I want to ask you about. With the fact
Speaker 1: that it reruns over and over and over again. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a big royalty check. I don't get
Speaker 1: a big royalty from it. You know, it actually goes
Speaker 1: up and then it decreases. The big royalties are the
Speaker 1: cast They're the ones making the money. They're the ones.
Speaker 1: So the big royal like so it's it comes in,
Speaker 1: but it's like I don't know how they actually work,
Speaker 1: but it sort of goes up and then it goes down.
Speaker 1: Then it goes up and goes down. You see where
Speaker 1: it's how many times have been downloaded and how many
Speaker 1: times you've been aired? Indication of Boss Elvis Duran he
Speaker 1: was in Die Hard with a Vengeance, which three but
Speaker 1: like three minutes every time that thing airs, which is
Speaker 1: like every week he gets a dollar thirty six around
Speaker 1: that amount of money. So I gotta figure four episodes
Speaker 1: and the greatest sitcom, one of the greatest sitcoms of
Speaker 1: all time, nine bucks for four for four you were
Speaker 1: on the fifth or sixth season because it started in
Speaker 1: ninety four, did you have a sense, because at that
Speaker 1: point it was you knew it was the epic show.
Speaker 1: At that point, like people always say, well, who were
Speaker 1: they nice? If you're making whatever they were making, and
Speaker 1: they were making that money, at that point, it was
Speaker 1: you knew this thing was gonna keep going. Everybody was nice,
Speaker 1: everybody's happy. You like, work stopped when they wanted to stop.
Speaker 1: Friends didn't end until they decided we're gonna end the show.
Speaker 1: And that's an unusual sort of luxury to have, Like
Speaker 1: we could we could do this until we want to.
Speaker 1: They could revive it now like they did, um that show,
Speaker 1: Um what's the one on NBC? Now, they could put
Speaker 1: Friends right back on now boom and they could just
Speaker 1: keep going for another ten years. They're talking about bringing
Speaker 1: back the office they already brought back in Lost Roseanne
Speaker 1: they're not talking about and Fraser. Fraser's looking at the
Speaker 1: deal with CBS. Are they bringing back the war at home?
Speaker 1: We never had? Are we we? We never do? We're
Speaker 1: not worthy. I watched that, Yeah, I was. I like
Speaker 1: that show. I like the word home. I think we
Speaker 1: got fucked Um it's politics and we got fucked you.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the problem A Ward Home was,
Speaker 1: which was a sitcom and oh five to oh seven, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were before Modern Family. Yeah, and there was a
Speaker 1: window of television, correct me if I'm wrong where sitcoms
Speaker 1: were dead. Everything was a procedural cops show, law and everything.
Speaker 1: Everybody they all they wanted medical shows. And so it
Speaker 1: was funny camera single camera. Yeah, they were talking about
Speaker 1: the office started at the same time and we but
Speaker 1: you know, that was the sort of new thing and
Speaker 1: it's just politics. It was the politics of the network.
Speaker 1: You had a neighbor's kid on that show that you
Speaker 1: guys had to almost like adopt into your own house. Yes,
Speaker 1: Rommy Mallick, that's right, that little motherfucker Rommy Malick from Mr. Robots.
Speaker 1: And that was no chance in seeing Boston Public anytime soon,
Speaker 1: because yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean that that
Speaker 1: was a good show to my earliest memories of you
Speaker 1: are from Boston Public. Yeah, that was a good show.
Speaker 1: Show you a Fox show and it was ahead of
Speaker 1: its time. David, Um the hell's his name? David Kelly.
Speaker 1: David Kelly said he was like running television ally mcbeel,
Speaker 1: Boston Public and a couple other things. So we used
Speaker 1: to pull clips from you from that show helps if
Speaker 1: anyone would like, went on a rant or whatever yelling
Speaker 1: at scenes he took we pull this out. What did
Speaker 1: you just start ranting? By the way, what I mean
Speaker 1: did it was this inner anger? And what was the
Speaker 1: first recollection of of a rant of a real, honest,
Speaker 1: real social media stuff. Um, I mean I've always ranted,
Speaker 1: and I've always you know, I had a lot to say.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, Um, you don't have a cough but over
Speaker 1: here because you don't have to. Because with my podcast,
Speaker 1: my producers, that's one of their main jobs is removing
Speaker 1: my cough is my coughs and sports and out if
Speaker 1: you want them out, and we'll take them out if
Speaker 1: you no. No, But I just your fans might be
Speaker 1: like what what they want to? They want to they
Speaker 1: don't cough, all right, okay, but but the ring he
Speaker 1: didn't cought no, okay, because he had too much hair.
Speaker 1: Did you have clothes on? Yeah? I was gonna wear
Speaker 1: my banana hammock, but it just had to take the
Speaker 1: train down here. But as far as the ranting, you know,
Speaker 1: I've always been my personality. And then social media Instagram,
Speaker 1: you know, like you're just playing around with it, and
Speaker 1: you don't think that anyone's gonna see it, or anybody
Speaker 1: outside of your little friends are gonna see it. And
Speaker 1: and and I did. I've been doing it, and I
Speaker 1: think last year around this time is when it's sort
Speaker 1: of like a lot of people saw them, and um,
Speaker 1: it's like a diary for me. It's like an emotional
Speaker 1: diary of feelings, thoughts, complaints and and you know, I
Speaker 1: just talked my ship and let the chips for where
Speaker 1: they may. And I try to be as as honest
Speaker 1: and and uh as I possibly can. I always try
Speaker 1: to be self effacing. There's always self effacing stuff. Even
Speaker 1: when I'm talking about other people. I try to give
Speaker 1: a like a wink wink, But some people don't catch
Speaker 1: the wink winks and they think that it's totally serious.
Speaker 1: So it's just it's been social media is like been
Speaker 1: like a place for like a forum for a lot
Speaker 1: of people to talk. The second part, the best part
Speaker 1: of your rants is watching you rant and and your
Speaker 1: face turn and beat red. You know, you and I
Speaker 1: have that same Jewish, Irish pale pastyaz jew right, but
Speaker 1: we looked like we could be Irish. Yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: Uhazi as well cousin. Yes, I like Bobby and so
Speaker 1: we get that anger when I get like that in
Speaker 1: the same face, and and people think that you're really
Speaker 1: pissed about some things, and some things you are why
Speaker 1: anybody watch you knows you and I agree on some things.
Speaker 1: But the comments section where people who don't get it,
Speaker 1: then the people who get it rip them a new asshole.
Speaker 1: Reading the comments is almost as entertaining as the video.
Speaker 1: It's true. Yeah, the comments and you know, um, but
Speaker 1: then you single them out. Sometimes sometimes I'll single them
Speaker 1: out like listen, lord, fuck you exactly exactly and and
Speaker 1: then and then uh, you know, if you take it
Speaker 1: too far. One of the things that I do on
Speaker 1: my Instagram page is the shame game. So if you
Speaker 1: take it like I believe that if you talk as
Speaker 1: much shit as I do. You have to be able
Speaker 1: to take it. But if you take it into a
Speaker 1: place that's offensive, uh or or racial, or or just
Speaker 1: completely blow below the belt in a place that is
Speaker 1: not acceptable to me, UM, then I I will put
Speaker 1: you on an episode of the Shame Game where I'll
Speaker 1: show your face, show your comments, and then shame you publicly. UM,
Speaker 1: which is a very effective school And I think that
Speaker 1: since I've started doing them, I actually do for a
Speaker 1: shame game, people have been a little bit more hesitant.
Speaker 1: So if I if you talk crazy, crazy, then you
Speaker 1: get the pleasure of being on the Shame Game. But
Speaker 1: I would think because we had this problem we had
Speaker 1: we had on iTunes, we had like five hundred five
Speaker 1: star comments. One guy gave us one star because we
Speaker 1: had pizza in the studio once, so we ate the
Speaker 1: pizza we were talking about. He goes, I don't need
Speaker 1: to listen to you Govones eating pizza, you fucking assholes.
Speaker 1: And this guy was his name was Abe seventies seven seven.
Speaker 1: He gave us that. That was the name he used.
Speaker 1: Once you've had all five stars. Yeah, so for this
Speaker 1: fucking fuck. So what we did was we for like
Speaker 1: weeks were like, fuck you Abe seventy seven, and then
Speaker 1: like the listeners started getting into it, right. So then
Speaker 1: eventually Abe went back and he gave us five stars
Speaker 1: because he was getting harassed. No, he goes, you know
Speaker 1: what I like, you guys, I get you know, I
Speaker 1: still like to fuck you age seventy seven. You know,
Speaker 1: we want the one star from you don't kiss our
Speaker 1: seventy seven. So a lot of people funck age seven
Speaker 1: to seven come back to him, change it back to
Speaker 1: the one star review. Now he's gonna kiss ass. So
Speaker 1: then we got to said some fucking bulls seventy seven.
Speaker 1: So what we thought was so one guy tweeting me goes,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna give you one star so you
Speaker 1: can rip me. No, it doesn't work that way, you right,
Speaker 1: So I'll be worried that people are gonna go, I'm
Speaker 1: showing him the kiss ass post to the game seventy seven.
Speaker 1: We're not even gonna read sev seven. Take your fucking review.
Speaker 1: Were in a delete your review, right, right. So Ape
Speaker 1: came around and gave his five stars. Meanwhile, the one
Speaker 1: star set up there for like almost a year. One star. Yeah, yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: you know, people go go after you guys didn't change
Speaker 1: the average. The average stayed in five staff. How awesome
Speaker 1: is this podcast world that we're living in. I love
Speaker 1: the podcast I love the podcast world. Podcasts are now
Speaker 1: like assholes. Everybody has one short, everybody has one, even
Speaker 1: doing yours televison Because this, since we're in a podcast atmosphere,
Speaker 1: people are more prone now to check out yours if
Speaker 1: they're listening to this. Yeah, and it's the Iron Rappaport
Speaker 1: stereo podcast. This is a great podcast. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys are in stereo, the Iron Rapports stereo podcast.
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure we put it in
Speaker 1: the time available. Okay, Brooklyn Boys podcast in stereo? Maybe
Speaker 1: we should change that. Yeah, No, he might funk up
Speaker 1: your ratings because people ask questions like what does that mean?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's people don't understand exactly. But we
Speaker 1: are in stereo. I have interns. I have to play
Speaker 1: them old led Zeppelin songs and they can hit a separation.
Speaker 1: They don't even know. Some podcasts are not listen a
Speaker 1: whole lot of love. He's moaning over here, his drums
Speaker 1: over here. Yes, I mean when you get to music
Speaker 1: and stereo is a different, different ball game. It's a
Speaker 1: different and with so much of the time we listened
Speaker 1: to the music on our headphones now and and and uh,
Speaker 1: it's a different ballgame in stereo. But the the Iron
Speaker 1: reports stereo pocket is it's just a ship talking extravaganza.
Speaker 1: That's what I call. We talked about everything from nothing
Speaker 1: to current events, to sports to uh, you know, my
Speaker 1: heroic deeds on airplanes to uh literal crack addic outside
Speaker 1: my house the other day. Right, I'll tell us about
Speaker 1: this part. Why I had three thirty A m I
Speaker 1: was out of town. Okay, so I was out of town.
Speaker 1: So so so in my in my home, we have
Speaker 1: one of these doorbells that will alert you when somebody
Speaker 1: rings it. So at three thirty A and my wife
Speaker 1: is waking up, Michael, Michael, there's there's a guy on
Speaker 1: our bench smoking crack. And I'm what the fun who
Speaker 1: smoked crack anymore? And she goes, look, look, she's showing yeah,
Speaker 1: who smokes crack, Like he's had a style too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he's ringing the bell. And she said, you know,
Speaker 1: like she's showing me the footage of him like lighting
Speaker 1: a thing she had on the security yeah, you could
Speaker 1: see it. Was it Sloman's. No, it wasn't Sloan. Yes,
Speaker 1: I Got You. Wasn't the spokesperson. I'm a spokesperson for
Speaker 1: Got You. I'm sure that's a great brand, but it
Speaker 1: was not Sloman's. Yeah, but I like that though. I
Speaker 1: like that it makes me play this no profect time
Speaker 1: and endorse jingles are no problem. It wasn't Sloman's, though,
Speaker 1: do you want to do it again? Sloan's. By the way,
Speaker 1: the jingles and this one com okay, so so uh
Speaker 1: so you can talk to the person out there. So
Speaker 1: I got on the microphone and I'm and you know,
Speaker 1: one of my things that I do a lot on
Speaker 1: on social media and on my podcast is my danny
Speaker 1: a yellow impression, And this is a perfect time. So
Speaker 1: I got you know, like what's going on. She's like,
Speaker 1: you know, like she presses the things, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you cock sucker, you crack smoking motherfucker, get the funk
Speaker 1: off my bench, motherfucking you. And the guy he winds
Speaker 1: up putting his face in the camera so you could
Speaker 1: see a clear picture of his face, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you better run, motherfucker. The cops are on the way.
Speaker 1: Because I called the security people. The security people have
Speaker 1: nothing to do with three thirty in the morning. They're like,
Speaker 1: we'll get there, We'll get there as soon as we can.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, this isn't the fucking like
Speaker 1: the hood, get the funk over there. Like, they're like,
Speaker 1: we get there. Like they got a few different things
Speaker 1: going on. So anyway, the crack out of got away.
Speaker 1: Apparently crack still makes you fast shout out to Lawrence
Speaker 1: Taylor and and uh he got away. But it was
Speaker 1: it was interesting way to be woken up at three.
Speaker 1: Al Right, So talking about the I Am Rapp Report
Speaker 1: podcast in Stereos podcast, you have some live shows coming up.
Speaker 1: You do your podcast live. We're gonna do one show.
Speaker 1: We're planning it, but we couldn't imagine doing this live
Speaker 1: because we're a train wreck. Now, if you plan it out,
Speaker 1: you'll be fine. Okay, So you've got you've got Saturday,
Speaker 1: two days somewhere we're posting this can't wait, Gramercy Theater
Speaker 1: a PM. Yes, New York, New York. Hello, you've got
Speaker 1: Houston at the Warehouse Ballroom on the eighty. Philadelphia, by
Speaker 1: the way, our second biggest city of audience, New York.
Speaker 1: They got good people out there in Philly West. That's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: That's a Union transfer, by the way, Boston, going back
Speaker 1: to Boston at the Wilbur eight p m. Saturday. Tickets
Speaker 1: can be found at I am rapp report Tour dot
Speaker 1: all the tickets, I am rappaport tour dot com. That's right.
Speaker 1: And when you hear this Thursday afternoon, don't waste time
Speaker 1: for that Saturday show because you're gonna be You're gonna
Speaker 1: get out of here because we're gonna sold podcast real soon.
Speaker 1: And then just go the Gramercy Theater. What a wonderful
Speaker 1: ven you. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait. I
Speaker 1: can't wait. And it's New York. It's a New York
Speaker 1: crowd before the Grammar see why they have rules and
Speaker 1: regulations about cursing. And but it's a nice place. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a nice place. It's a nice choice. Let's let
Speaker 1: me put it this way. There's no crack addicts on
Speaker 1: the bench in the front. Okay, yes, yes, you should
Speaker 1: be a great show. It's gonna be good Saturday night.
Speaker 1: And can't wait. So so the live podcast, we assume
Speaker 1: is you doing the podcast on stage and then you've
Speaker 1: eventually released that podcast, released the podcast. You know, talk
Speaker 1: to the crowd like it's it's you know, obviously, when
Speaker 1: you're podcasting alone without a guest, as you like to do,
Speaker 1: scary you fu you fuck you, uh, you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's different. But you know, when there's a crowd, you
Speaker 1: sort of perform out to them. And I asked questions
Speaker 1: and they ask questions and it's an interactive and then
Speaker 1: we do our thing and it's you and who else.
Speaker 1: It's me and my friend g Moody, whose last name
Speaker 1: rhymes with duty in case you couldn't figure that out
Speaker 1: on your own. And you know, we've been friends since
Speaker 1: we were kids, and you know, it's just it's just
Speaker 1: fun and talking. It's natural chemistry too. It's almost like
Speaker 1: you guys have been doing this all these years before
Speaker 1: there were microphones exactly, and now like, why don't we
Speaker 1: just recording ourselves. This reminds me of something that we
Speaker 1: talked about many episodes ago. I used to stand up
Speaker 1: in Improven Long Island and a lot of Long Island
Speaker 1: friends and in the industry and whatever I was friends.
Speaker 1: I saw it in the nineties, so I had friends
Speaker 1: that I performed with open for people who are decent
Speaker 1: comics people and the big comics like Lisa and pinellike James,
Speaker 1: they would do guest spots, show up, but we weren't
Speaker 1: friends with them. I was friends with people who are
Speaker 1: friends with them. So they all ended up on the sitcoms. Right,
Speaker 1: So I knew all the people who are ending up
Speaker 1: on their shows. So when Kevin James and all those buddies, right,
Speaker 1: this guy Moody run duty, he gets to be buddies
Speaker 1: with you. I would be the guy that went to
Speaker 1: school with Moody and he would tell me stories of
Speaker 1: Michael Rappa. Right, So one more person who knew the
Speaker 1: right guy. I knew all. I listen a lot of
Speaker 1: all my friends of Funny, they're all stand up comics.
Speaker 1: They're good people. Now one of them got a fucking
Speaker 1: sitcom deal. I said, look, anybody makes it. I just
Speaker 1: want to be the neighbor. That's when the guy comes by,
Speaker 1: get some milk. I don't need you. So this guy Moody,
Speaker 1: one more guy who knows the right guy exactly, hopefully
Speaker 1: the right guy. Hopefully he'll probably tell you it's the
Speaker 1: wrong guy, but you know it's right he's the guy
Speaker 1: in your videos when like you guys go to hotel
Speaker 1: rooms and who's that. Well, the the guy in my
Speaker 1: videos is a kid who was actually on The Word
Speaker 1: Home who played my son. His name is Dean Collins,
Speaker 1: and he looks just he looks more like my son
Speaker 1: than my actual son. Like he looks people think that
Speaker 1: he's at my actual side. So we funk around with
Speaker 1: that sort of chemistry dynamic, and you know, he's a
Speaker 1: he's a friend of mine. You know, he's grown up,
Speaker 1: and we still I still break his balls because on
Speaker 1: the show, I broke his balls. And even though it's canceled,
Speaker 1: you know, just because the show was canceled, the party
Speaker 1: must go on. Well, if he's got a cousin, I
Speaker 1: probably know them. Yes, I bet, I bet absolutely life
Speaker 1: turned out. Jay Happ got a question for you, sports guy. Okay,
Speaker 1: the fox with his name? Who's Jay Happ? The guy
Speaker 1: to Yankees? Just gott He spells a J period a
Speaker 1: period happy. Yeah, that's like, what's the guy who's heckling you? Abe,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Ja Happ. You don't get to do that? No? No? Yeah, fixed,
Speaker 1: fixing fix? Thank you want to get that off my chest. Uh,
Speaker 1: do you want to give a quick reminded of people
Speaker 1: while you're a hero? I mean you say hero, others
Speaker 1: say international hero. So are you missed the Worldwide? I'm
Speaker 1: definitely Mr New York's missed the New York. There was
Speaker 1: an incident on a plane about five weeks ago, and
Speaker 1: I did act accordingly. I woke up out of a
Speaker 1: slumber in first class a guy who had two hands
Speaker 1: on the door. It was a seven am flight from
Speaker 1: Houston to Los Angeles. Uh. The stewardess flight attendants, they
Speaker 1: get offended when you call him stewardess. They were not there,
Speaker 1: and they were nowhere to be found. I I say,
Speaker 1: I woke up literally and said, what the funk are
Speaker 1: you doing? Uh? Pushed him away. He went to go
Speaker 1: just to the ore again. I said, what the funk
Speaker 1: are you doing? Not as much timber in my voice,
Speaker 1: because I was scared shit. He went to gesture to
Speaker 1: the door again, and I said, what the funk are
Speaker 1: you doing? At that point, the flight attendant slash stewardess
Speaker 1: UH and and former EMBERA star Baron Davis all rushed
Speaker 1: to the front. Uh. They put him in the bathroom. UH.
Speaker 1: And it turns out he I I think that he
Speaker 1: was on sleep medication because he was no reaction to
Speaker 1: any of us, Like he wasn't scared. He wasn't he
Speaker 1: was under the influence of something. Maybe crack. He might.
Speaker 1: He might have been the same guy, makes a little different.
Speaker 1: It could have been the same crack and it could
Speaker 1: be follow me or when you just said for us
Speaker 1: two things. When you said last episode, my rant was
Speaker 1: about two episodes ago about a shitty flight and that
Speaker 1: someone had a fight with on the plane, And I said,
Speaker 1: then the stewardess comes off. I know flight atten went
Speaker 1: out of time for that. I had to keep going
Speaker 1: with my story. Look, it's not expensive to call you
Speaker 1: a stewardess. You were a steward of people. You're females.
Speaker 1: Where the funking is man like. When we grew up,
Speaker 1: it was steward or stewardess. Right now it's flight attendant. Great.
Speaker 1: If you want to call yourself a flight attendant, great.
Speaker 1: If you want to call yourself a stewardess, great. What
Speaker 1: about janitors? What else you can't call? You can't call them,
Speaker 1: you can't call you can't say, you can't say missus
Speaker 1: anymore either. You gotta say massage therapist. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of names where you can't say. The one time
Speaker 1: I got in trouble on live TV, I I referred
Speaker 1: to Bill Belichick behavior his little stick that he does,
Speaker 1: you know, as retarded. I can't say that. No, you're
Speaker 1: not to say learning to say that. I understand. I
Speaker 1: learned the hardway. But if you if it's certain, like
Speaker 1: you like it's like we didn't get a full memo.
Speaker 1: You can't change your brain just because something came out
Speaker 1: on Twitter and like, I mean, I missed that day,
Speaker 1: so shoot me right. We also talked about check does
Speaker 1: you Now you can't say someone has a disease. You
Speaker 1: have to say they're living with the disease. Now. Now, look,
Speaker 1: I had cancer as a child. I wasn't living with
Speaker 1: cancer as a child. I fucking had cancer as a child.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say what I want to say about what
Speaker 1: I want to say. What if you have a hangnail,
Speaker 1: I'm living with hangnail right right, I'm living I'm living
Speaker 1: with a headache. I'm living with a headache. Here, who's
Speaker 1: making these or I'm surviving with a headache. You're surviving
Speaker 1: with a headache, and I'm surviving with a one day
Speaker 1: at a time. I'm surviving. Forget it. With kids in school,
Speaker 1: they don't they don't sit Indian style. You can't even
Speaker 1: say that. They can't say Indians pretzel up heard your
Speaker 1: legs look like a pretzel sitting down. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that either. I missed that day too, Michael. I never
Speaker 1: even heard of that. I've never even heard took you
Speaker 1: to school, Welcome to schools, criss cross apple sauce, Chris.
Speaker 1: That sounds funny, they liked, but I didn't know. Whatever.
Speaker 1: We we need you to settle a couple of things
Speaker 1: for us. I want to we have other things talking
Speaker 1: about what you Let's set a couple of things. First
Speaker 1: of all, we talk about the phone thing. I want
Speaker 1: to get to the phone thing. Want to destructing to Michael.
Speaker 1: Michael ahead, Yeah, because I'm piste off about him. I
Speaker 1: didn't even tell him why I'm piste off of him. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but you know where I'm going in CVS yesterday okay.
Speaker 1: And something. I pick up my drugs and I'm sick.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you notice. I'm I'm living with
Speaker 1: a sickness. I'm living with a with a virus. Right now,
Speaker 1: I'm surviving a virus, yes, and so I'm sort of
Speaker 1: out of it, and I'm walking and this woman walks
Speaker 1: right at me, right at me, and then she starts
Speaker 1: doing the Ikey shuffle. She's like, she's gonna go left,
Speaker 1: she's gonna go right. She's trying to ball fake me.
Speaker 1: Just go right. It's my right or wrong. It's America.
Speaker 1: Pick a side. Always go right, you fine, or go left,
Speaker 1: but pick one one, pick one place. I wasn't moving.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like I was trying to fake her out
Speaker 1: because I think she's sucking. Earl Campbell. Yeah, I could
Speaker 1: not walk and she's like left, right, left, left, trying
Speaker 1: to head fake me. It's America. You pass on the right,
Speaker 1: you're on a staircase or on the subway. State right, yes,
Speaker 1: you're on the sidewalk. State around. If you're not gonna
Speaker 1: stay to the right, state to the left. Right, But
Speaker 1: don't slow down. You're driving like you're driving a call.
Speaker 1: You're on this, Earl Monroe, No, you just that's right.
Speaker 1: Just walk. Don't look up, and if you look up,
Speaker 1: look at an angle right. Don't look straight up because
Speaker 1: you're gonna get knocked out right, I agree. I agree.
Speaker 1: Now we were on the phone yesterday, did you did
Speaker 1: you give her a four arm shiver this lady, you're
Speaker 1: not going and the words of Gary Shandling. I faked
Speaker 1: her with the left and I came in with the right. Okay,
Speaker 1: so yesterday or today burning and I went on the phone.
Speaker 1: I had a bad connection because I was in the
Speaker 1: Holland tunnel. I was calling him. He called Sell to Sell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I call him up. We're talking for a while, about
Speaker 1: a minute, half pols on the phone fucking drops. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm just sitting there. I'm like, all right, this motherfucker,
Speaker 1: he's gonna call me back. I don't know whose phone
Speaker 1: this was. It could have been mine, could have been.
Speaker 1: But I called him and then now I'm just waiting
Speaker 1: from the calling back. This bastard doesn't call me back.
Speaker 1: Hold on. So he calls me, and I said to
Speaker 1: three minutes, five minutes. Calls on. So I said, what happened?
Speaker 1: He says, I'm terrible reception in the tunnel. The phone
Speaker 1: doesn't dial out. I'd wait for the phone and dial out. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now he's already admitted his phone is the problem. So
Speaker 1: We're talking for another minute and I saw whatever and
Speaker 1: I'm going on blah blah blah. Phone goes dead again
Speaker 1: and I wait another five minutes. I'm like, Okay, this
Speaker 1: motherfucker better call me back now, because now this is
Speaker 1: just twice. Right, I'm not calling him back. He doesn't
Speaker 1: owe me a all back. I mean, don't call. It's
Speaker 1: his fucking phone. It isn't working right, he's in the tunnel.
Speaker 1: But whether it regardless of if, if you're in the tunnel,
Speaker 1: I have to say, you should call when you get
Speaker 1: out of the tunnel, all right, didn't you fuck you? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: no no. At the end, if you're in the tunnel,
Speaker 1: you fuck you. You call when you get out, and
Speaker 1: I did. But now this is twice and the phone
Speaker 1: drops again. This guy never calls back. He's like, he
Speaker 1: never picked up. I don't want to play the game
Speaker 1: where you're both calling at the same time and then
Speaker 1: it's going to voicemail. At what point does he have
Speaker 1: to call me back? Doesn't he owe me a phone?
Speaker 1: If you were not in the tunnel and that wasn't
Speaker 1: declared and laid on the table, I would say, uh,
Speaker 1: then it should be like how many times you drop.
Speaker 1: But but but also you need to start looking at like, uh,
Speaker 1: the relationship that you're having at this point, because because
Speaker 1: if you guys can't figure this out and like this
Speaker 1: this is like this is a this is a problem here,
Speaker 1: This is a problem you. Mr. Tunnel Driver MS to
Speaker 1: Golden Mike. Uh, you have to call back because you're
Speaker 1: the problem. Like it's like you're in an elevator. You
Speaker 1: have to call back. We have to assume it was
Speaker 1: your side of the connection all three times, I mean,
Speaker 1: could the whole three times? It's my phone is a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. You should use the Samsung Galaxy. It's
Speaker 1: not like what you man? Was that? Okay, I got you?
Speaker 1: I got you? Now? Not a sponsor, alright, Mike, hang
Speaker 1: out one second. We have some business to take care
Speaker 1: of here. We're welcoming a new sponsor to our show,
Speaker 1: even though that wasn't a sponsor, said Brodie. But this
Speaker 1: is a different sponsor. Watch how it's done, Michael. We
Speaker 1: do know these guys in Brooklyn. We're talking about our
Speaker 1: friend Ralph and the people at Grand Prix Motors. Now
Speaker 1: you can follow along right now at Grand Premotors dot com.
Speaker 1: It's spelled G r A N D, P R I
Speaker 1: X Motors dot com. Go to that website. Spell they
Speaker 1: absolutely I know I'm spelling it out for They're on
Speaker 1: Coney Island Avenue and in the haut of Brooklyn. Is
Speaker 1: what's great about them. They don't have a giant lot
Speaker 1: full of cars. We have to take the cars they
Speaker 1: have there. You're like, I don't want a yellow car,
Speaker 1: I don't want a silver car. Here's what you do.
Speaker 1: You go in. They work with dealers all over the area.
Speaker 1: You want a least car, They'll find you the best
Speaker 1: least price. They do the work for you within twenty
Speaker 1: eight hours to get you the car you want with
Speaker 1: your options done and the prices of other people. They
Speaker 1: are making it super convenient for you. You don't have
Speaker 1: to do any of the I'm going into this dealership
Speaker 1: and out of that dealership, and I'm gonna go here
Speaker 1: and there and this, Like who wants Who's got that
Speaker 1: time to spare? Grand Premotors they make it very very
Speaker 1: simple there on Coney Allen Avenue. But we want you
Speaker 1: to go to the website. Uh, go to Grand Premotors
Speaker 1: dot com. Uh, They're gonna do that research for you.
Speaker 1: You fill it out online to get you to quote
Speaker 1: what is eight hours? Boom bang? But look, you guys
Speaker 1: know I like a deal. I think I've established that
Speaker 1: this is a place you go to when you want
Speaker 1: to deal. Go in, ask for any of the guys there. Uh,
Speaker 1: the women who work there all very cold. They know
Speaker 1: the cars. They'll get your deal. They'll get your car
Speaker 1: quickly at the least price. You can be happy. The
Speaker 1: best part is that Brooklyn guys like us, but also
Speaker 1: we speak Brooklyn. You know how you want to go
Speaker 1: to a dealer ship. You're like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: go to one dealer ship, and I'll go to the
Speaker 1: dealership And I don't know what kind of car you want.
Speaker 1: These guys have all the cause of available to him.
Speaker 1: You want a BMW you wanna be when cadlike Chevallet out,
Speaker 1: he doesn't matter. Jeep done least the car for what
Speaker 1: the least prices. There's no upfront payment. Do you want
Speaker 1: a Jaguar war In fact, we are going to be
Speaker 1: making a field trip to Brooklyn to Grand Prix motors, Like,
Speaker 1: how would you like to hop into a portion nine eleven?
Speaker 1: I said, I think I'll do that. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: posing in front of some of their cars and we're
Speaker 1: getting in the cause, dude, we are going to test drive.
Speaker 1: Have you gotten that confirmation? Brodie? All right, listen, it's Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: We'll figure it out, okay. So please say hello to
Speaker 1: our friends Ralph and and the crew. You want to
Speaker 1: give him a call. They love talking on the phone
Speaker 1: there at seven eight six for eight two seven eight
Speaker 1: six eight bo Grand pre Motors dot com g R
Speaker 1: A N D p r i X motors dot com
Speaker 1: spelled dot com for them. No, I think I'm okay
Speaker 1: with that. They're the Grand Prix. We are the Grand Pricks.
Speaker 1: That's us more with Michael Rabbitport here. You wanted to
Speaker 1: get into something, Brodie, Yeah, how would you handle the
Speaker 1: situation with this? Get the rant music ready? I'm stolen
Speaker 1: music by the way from Larry David. Okay, I'm a
Speaker 1: big fan of Taco Bell, big fan. I got the app.
Speaker 1: But is that an ad not a sponsor? Not a sponsor?
Speaker 1: Not a sponsor? The ingle? Okay, I didn't know they
Speaker 1: had an app where you could go in and it
Speaker 1: would say are you here? I would hit yes, and
Speaker 1: they start making your orders when you get there. At
Speaker 1: Begs ready to go. They change the app to change
Speaker 1: the policy. New policy now is you say, are you here?
Speaker 1: I go, yep, great. We will start making your order
Speaker 1: as soon as you check in, which means when I
Speaker 1: get to the drive through and she goes, can I
Speaker 1: take your order? I go. I ordered on the app.
Speaker 1: They started making it. Then you saved me twenty seconds ordering.
Speaker 1: That's it, right, that's not the problem. So that that's
Speaker 1: they took away started making it the second press that button, right,
Speaker 1: don't tell me, and they get the audacity to tell me.
Speaker 1: It's so that they can ensure my food is fresh.
Speaker 1: It's taco, fucking how tresh you're gonna make exactly it's
Speaker 1: room temperature. I'm eating it exact. Don't care. You're you're
Speaker 1: the taco. If it's hot, great, If it's it's room
Speaker 1: tamp great. As long as it's got something to it,
Speaker 1: you don't can't care. I'll put it on the on
Speaker 1: the taco bell, right, I'll put on the you really
Speaker 1: wanted to eat well, and you wanted some like handmade
Speaker 1: homemade tacos, you wouldn't be a taco. We don't know
Speaker 1: what you're getting, right. You could just be McDonald's are
Speaker 1: perfectly right, Jack in the box, back in the box
Speaker 1: as tacos, and they're the same thing as taco about
Speaker 1: no disrespect. The del tacos all the same ship, right.
Speaker 1: So I tell the woman I'm here mobile order for
Speaker 1: David all right away. So so I'm second in line.
Speaker 1: The car in front of me pulls out. I pull
Speaker 1: up to the spot with the window. I'm sitting there.
Speaker 1: You know, I didn't turn my engine off yet. I
Speaker 1: feel like, uh, since they had had my order and
Speaker 1: have to wait that long. And I'm there a minute
Speaker 1: a half and the girl leans over and says, excuse me, yes,
Speaker 1: would you like any sauce? No, just the saal said
Speaker 1: that I ordered is fine? Great? Okay? She walks whare
Speaker 1: she comes back. She says, some could you do me
Speaker 1: a favor? I said, watch? Yeah, oh good? She could
Speaker 1: you pull up past the white pole? Uh? I said,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, you know, over by the garbage
Speaker 1: pillow park? Yeah? Could you pull up by the garbage pail?
Speaker 1: I said? She goes. I said, why, well, I'll bring
Speaker 1: the food out here. You want to make it easier?
Speaker 1: You go, well, what's easier than me staying right where
Speaker 1: I am? And you're handed it to me through the
Speaker 1: window that someone built. They they built the window so
Speaker 1: you can hand me the food. I didn't come to
Speaker 1: the drive through to sit by the garbage pail that's
Speaker 1: got flies all around it in the heat of the summer.
Speaker 1: She says. She looks around. She says, they're timing us.
Speaker 1: I said what she says, they're timing us. And if
Speaker 1: you pull out of the hot zone you're in, the
Speaker 1: weight of the car is setting the sensors off, and
Speaker 1: if you pull up, it'll look like you're completed. And
Speaker 1: this way we can make the time window. So you
Speaker 1: want me to sit by the garbage They want you
Speaker 1: to cheat the test. And I don't know, so I said,
Speaker 1: I see why you get wanting me to do that.
Speaker 1: I see your benefit. What's my benefit for sitting by
Speaker 1: the garbage. She's I'm bringing it right to your car.
Speaker 1: You won't bringing it right to my cough I don't move,
Speaker 1: I said, Do I get free chips something? Do I
Speaker 1: get a free meximout? Can I get a supersize uh drink?
Speaker 1: And I get something? We're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1: I go, well, I don't know if I'm allowed to
Speaker 1: pull off but I'm in a good mood today, So
Speaker 1: as long as you get my order right, because I
Speaker 1: customized is not allowed to do that, but you're aunt,
Speaker 1: You're allowed to cheat the test, right, I customize. I
Speaker 1: don't like Pico ta Gaya. That ship is awful. So
Speaker 1: I ordered my Meximount without Pico to Gayo and some
Speaker 1: other ship without South Cream. I don't like south Cream. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I came up. Why because my grandfather's de bushed and
Speaker 1: put sala cream in it, and it look makes me
Speaker 1: think old people, and I think Jews shouldn't eat day
Speaker 1: in general. Well, I don't know about that. Listen, pizza.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that we don't, and I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that you can't. I'm saying, in general, what I know,
Speaker 1: particularly about East Coast Jews, from what I know the
Speaker 1: surveys that I've taken, that it doesn't react well with us.
Speaker 1: It does not. We are flem based people. I'll get
Speaker 1: old fleming, I get exactly, I get hocking. I'll listen,
Speaker 1: I run for the border. Don't think I don't go
Speaker 1: a lactose no tolerance. Exactly that being said, I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm in a good mood. It was
Speaker 1: a Friday afternoon. I'm gonna be nice. I'm gonna pull up.
Speaker 1: So I pull up to the garbage pail flies, she
Speaker 1: comes running out. She does he go, doesn't thank me
Speaker 1: for pulling up. She just thank you, No, says here
Speaker 1: you go and runs back in. It's like, oh, you're not.
Speaker 1: I don't trust these sons of bitches. I pull over.
Speaker 1: I go through my bag. There's salad cream in my food.
Speaker 1: There's Pico the guyo in the Meximu. I didn't pull
Speaker 1: up to the garbage pail to get nothing for free,
Speaker 1: but then you mess up my order. So guess what
Speaker 1: I gotta do. I gotta go back around. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I gotta get back on the drive to line. Just hello,
Speaker 1: welcome to Taco bell I said, David, Oh hi, you
Speaker 1: messed up my art. Yeah, I said, this time, I
Speaker 1: want a mexicout nopeko and I'm not waiting by the garbage.
Speaker 1: I want two of them. Ye yes, sir, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: So I got an extra Mexic melt seven. That was
Speaker 1: I got from my trouble. I I support what you did.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of such a thing. It's not Okay,
Speaker 1: I support what you did. You did the right thing,
Speaker 1: and the fact that you had the patience, diligence and commitment,
Speaker 1: and the day that he would have been blowing a gasket,
Speaker 1: he's he's usually a lot worse. This is great. I
Speaker 1: felt she was sippy fucking ending right here. I thought
Speaker 1: you did she she gave you a fucking handy. I
Speaker 1: might have. I might have. I might have taken the
Speaker 1: food and ate it and then and then and then,
Speaker 1: like it would have sit with me. Yeah, but but
Speaker 1: but but you got the food that you wanted and
Speaker 1: it's still bothering you, which goes suck nuts you actually
Speaker 1: all because and you'll read this in my book when
Speaker 1: it comes out. It is not even dessert. It's not
Speaker 1: even company. Owes me a gift card and I will
Speaker 1: be getting that for sure. Do you think I got
Speaker 1: anything for American Airline for saving two pasts jet ship? Nothing? Nothing,
Speaker 1: and then you gave them publicity again just now you
Speaker 1: should be running a tally, dude, you need something. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's a reason people fly Jet Blue. That's a piss hole. Though.
Speaker 1: Now you know in the beginning, jet Blue and had
Speaker 1: so much like this is the new way, it's sort
Speaker 1: of like a community airline, community airline, or just like
Speaker 1: community bathrooms. You go on a Jet Blue flight, it
Speaker 1: smells like other people were on a Jet Blue flight.
Speaker 1: It smells like a pistole. The bathrooms in Jet Blue
Speaker 1: are disgusting when the flight starts, not from the animal
Speaker 1: in seventeen d who went in there and destroyed it.
Speaker 1: You go on a flight, it shouldn't smell like a
Speaker 1: sanitation shouldn't smell nor when you go on, there's at
Speaker 1: least have been clean. And I noticed the last time
Speaker 1: I was on Jet Blue not okay, not okay. And
Speaker 1: then that's not the way it started out. It started
Speaker 1: like an upstart place, like you know, we we take
Speaker 1: care of her bodies in first class and Jet okay,
Speaker 1: Well nobody's in first class that we could all smell it.
Speaker 1: But it answer me this you're on you're on Jet Blue,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm not Blue Mint, which smells like
Speaker 1: ship right to the bathroom. Reminds me a duty, which
Speaker 1: is your friend movie. So I'm not saying I agree
Speaker 1: with disagree. But let's say, ypthetically, you're on a flight
Speaker 1: with that company you just mentioned, yes, and it's smelling
Speaker 1: like you just not gonna give you any free flights.
Speaker 1: You're gonna kiss, I'm not kissing. You're not gonna get nothing.
Speaker 1: I saved the whole player. I haven't got shipped. I
Speaker 1: get a thank you. Let's say you're on Jet Blue
Speaker 1: and you're you're smelling the roma that you smelling spray.
Speaker 1: By the way, if that guy goes to open the
Speaker 1: door on that flight, you let him open that door.
Speaker 1: Get the funk out, bring a little fresh air. And
Speaker 1: I'm helping everybody in the chips fall away, fall and
Speaker 1: once again your hero exactly, and you know it's it
Speaker 1: is what it is. But I this is God, is
Speaker 1: my witness that I'm surprised. I don't happen now. But
Speaker 1: this is a bag that I put together quick. When
Speaker 1: I go on a plane, I have my little air
Speaker 1: freshener with me and when I pace my personal space
Speaker 1: air pressure. And it's not an offensive smell. It's not
Speaker 1: like brute faberge. It's like a lavender smell. No, it's
Speaker 1: a lavender little you know, lavender la fressure. And I
Speaker 1: spray it when I go in the bathroom. I spray
Speaker 1: it before. I sprayed afterwards because it's not it's not okay.
Speaker 1: It's not okay. And it happened from the company that
Speaker 1: I mentioned. This is why when people think of my report,
Speaker 1: they think of class and they think of clean cleanliness.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything you want to rant about? By
Speaker 1: the way, I mean, this is kind of ranting. We've
Speaker 1: we've ranted about, you know, certain airlines, Taco bell addictions.
Speaker 1: I don't have anything off the top of my head.
Speaker 1: I mean you could you could? You know? Team me up.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like, I'm like circling a rant or frustration
Speaker 1: at all times. So yeah, I mean, if he throws
Speaker 1: them at me, you know, I'll throw you this. United
Speaker 1: air Lines just again, we're talking about planes. We talked
Speaker 1: abou A couple of weeks ago, my daughter went to
Speaker 1: Costa Rica on the United air Lines. Nice. United air
Speaker 1: Lines has a twenty five dollar bag policy unless you're
Speaker 1: flying international. Ah, right, because then they figure spending a
Speaker 1: lot of money on the ticket, they'll they'll take you back,
Speaker 1: throw your bone. They said, no, no, Costa Rica is
Speaker 1: not international. You gotta pay twenty five dollars. That's not
Speaker 1: in the United States. That's what I thought. Apparently quite
Speaker 1: United Airlines it's not an international flight twenty five dollars,
Speaker 1: So my wife, that would have been a problem. Would
Speaker 1: have been a problem. My wife tells me any stories,
Speaker 1: say is David, don't you know how you get? Don't
Speaker 1: you don't call, don'ta bars, this one you let go,
Speaker 1: this one you let go. I can't let it go.
Speaker 1: Don't let it go, let it go, don't By the way,
Speaker 1: I want my back and I want free sold every
Speaker 1: time I fed, that's right and taking the bucks. Did
Speaker 1: you tweet these animals? I did? Damn. I want my
Speaker 1: money back. My daughter wants your money back. Next time.
Speaker 1: I want an upgrade, the first class, a right coach flight.
Speaker 1: He sent me the first class right free dessert. Michael knows. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll left you write the foreword in my book. Yes,
Speaker 1: no problem. What's the name of the book again? Even
Speaker 1: not even what's it in my book? This book has
Speaker 1: balls sports rans from the m v P of Talking Trash,
Speaker 1: and it's coming out in paperback come back in August
Speaker 1: fot So, yeah, let's talk a little bit about that.
Speaker 1: While we're on the topic of its just hard copies,
Speaker 1: the hard h Is there a difference other than the cover?
Speaker 1: It's just the cover, it's cheaper. But for those who
Speaker 1: don't know if and don't have it, and maybe they
Speaker 1: want to purchase the paper back a little bit, it's
Speaker 1: a little bit cheaper and you can put in your sock.
Speaker 1: You see sometimes see people like well read people have
Speaker 1: a book in their sock. Um, it's a it's just
Speaker 1: a sports ship talking travaganza. I talked about everything, uh
Speaker 1: from the UH, the the the greatness of the Williams sisters,
Speaker 1: how Serena, Serena and v this did all the ass kicking.
Speaker 1: But Richard is the real m v P twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Reasons why Lebron James will never be like Mike. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure people in Cleveland love you. They are big
Speaker 1: in Cleveland, Cleveland shows on this. No, no, I haven't
Speaker 1: booked you know my love affair with Dr J. I
Speaker 1: mean there there's all sorts of stuff like meeting Muhammad
Speaker 1: Ali before he passed away. It's a good it's really
Speaker 1: proct But there's something in the book that nobody's gonna
Speaker 1: think of being in the book. Michael Rappaport note of
Speaker 1: course for comedy, yes, sports rants hip hop, yes, what
Speaker 1: your your knowledge hip hop by the day, especially old
Speaker 1: school off the chart. Yes, fantasy sports. Yes, we'll talk
Speaker 1: about fantasy football in a minute. But you've got a
Speaker 1: section in your book, you have a power ranking. Yes
Speaker 1: you know, dann Well, what's coming the Real Housewives? You're obsessed?
Speaker 1: What the hell is about love? What love? Talking about? Love?
Speaker 1: It on a bashedly And and and if you're judging me,
Speaker 1: you're missing out, You're missing I'm not judging. I'm not
Speaker 1: judging people. I'm just saying, how does a guy like you,
Speaker 1: when we know you're a very complex person and we
Speaker 1: see all the things that you love, how does this
Speaker 1: fit in with that? Whatever thing was? Is my wife
Speaker 1: on Sundays? No, no, no, it's great. It's great. It's
Speaker 1: flopping around, it's great. Um my wife on Sundays, she
Speaker 1: would watch The Housewives while I would watch the late
Speaker 1: Sunday night game. One Sunday, about four or five years ago,
Speaker 1: I was done with my day in fantasy. I lost.
Speaker 1: I went upstairs early. The Sunday game wasn't going my way.
Speaker 1: I sat down in our bedroom and this is her
Speaker 1: domain on Sunday night. She's white and instead of arguing
Speaker 1: and like what is this? And trying to get her
Speaker 1: to change the channel. I sat there and was like, curiously,
Speaker 1: what is this? What's going on? And who is that person?
Speaker 1: Why they act like this? Is this real? Is this real?
Speaker 1: I kept saying this real? Is this true? And then
Speaker 1: I just I got hooked and and I will put
Speaker 1: up The Real Housewives of New York with any program
Speaker 1: on television. It's it's it's funnier. Uh, sometimes it's it's compelling,
Speaker 1: and sometimes it literally me make a shed it to you.
Speaker 1: You guys are looking at me like, what the funk
Speaker 1: are you talking about? But those who watch the Real
Speaker 1: Housewives of all all states? Which is your favorite? New
Speaker 1: York is my favorite? But I watch Atlanta, I watched Jersey,
Speaker 1: I watched Beverly Hills, I watched Potamic, all of them
Speaker 1: religiously religious, and I love it and and it's it
Speaker 1: is my only besides sports, it is my only must
Speaker 1: watch TV. So I mean, listen, I know it's been
Speaker 1: a couple of years since Caroline left, but I'm I'm
Speaker 1: friends with Albi and christ Okay, I'm sorry, I'm looking
Speaker 1: on the Florida strap. Yeah there up, that's all right, No,
Speaker 1: but like it was one of them if it was
Speaker 1: one of them that I got into. It was Jersey
Speaker 1: because it's local and it's all the people that I know,
Speaker 1: and you know all those people that's like knowing, like
Speaker 1: like like part of like the gold I'm actually I'm
Speaker 1: actually tight with the Wachilles. That's crazy. Hold on a second,
Speaker 1: maybe Uh we can exchange some phone numbers Richie and
Speaker 1: Uh and his wife and Kathy. They even on this
Speaker 1: season because I haven't been keeping the Muhammad al ye Goryah.
Speaker 1: I met him all at one time or another, meet
Speaker 1: them like, I really like, yeah, what what if Teresa
Speaker 1: walked in right now? I get a little star struck. Really?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? All the shows like because you watch them
Speaker 1: so in depth, and like I said, you could judge
Speaker 1: all you want, it's your loss. You're the one who's
Speaker 1: missing out. I love the shows. I'm not judging because
Speaker 1: you get it. You get it, I get I get
Speaker 1: I know, I get where you're coming from. I love
Speaker 1: the show. I got a sex I judged up until
Speaker 1: about thirty seconds ago. The passion in your face that
Speaker 1: you have is like New York Knicks kind of passion.
Speaker 1: It's and if you love that kind of passion, and
Speaker 1: we are related now absolutely feel like I have to
Speaker 1: watch it. It to me, it's sports for women and
Speaker 1: and and and like that's how like they look at it.
Speaker 1: It's almost like sports. And to be honest, last night's
Speaker 1: episode of the Real Housewives of New York, I hadn't
Speaker 1: been that excited to watch TV since Game four of
Speaker 1: the NBA Finals. And that's the god's honest truth. God's
Speaker 1: describe one of the housewives and one of the shows
Speaker 1: her rookie season as like equivalent of Michael Jordan's. Yes,
Speaker 1: Bethany Frankel is she is the Michael Jordan of of
Speaker 1: of of the house Frank a friend of our show,
Speaker 1: has sat in this chair and talked into that microphone.
Speaker 1: She was a good guest, right. She's one of the
Speaker 1: greatest trash talkers. She's a cringer, though you have to
Speaker 1: crazinge sometimes when she gets going. She doesn't work around.
Speaker 1: And that's why I love the shows, you know how
Speaker 1: you know she doesn't work around. She spells her name
Speaker 1: in that way that like you shouldn't wanna take you shit, right.
Speaker 1: I love a funk. How to spell Bethany? You spell
Speaker 1: it this way? I love the haply I do love
Speaker 1: the fact that this is honest and real and that
Speaker 1: your affinity for them and I'm not playing. If you're
Speaker 1: faking affinity for the house is I'd be nuts. I'd
Speaker 1: be a crazy personally great, that is awesome. I could
Speaker 1: tell the passion in your guys by the way I was.
Speaker 1: I was on your I was trolling your Instagram just
Speaker 1: because I do. That's what I did. But I do
Speaker 1: remember what troll? Yeah, where did that come from? Troll
Speaker 1: has meant for people? I guess I think it came
Speaker 1: from YouTube comments because every YouTube, every video frolling around
Speaker 1: looking for people and like people trying to incite problems
Speaker 1: and things, and it's always from a YouTube. Fucking video
Speaker 1: that has to do with kitten and looking at his stuff.
Speaker 1: Isn't trolling, no, right, no, but you feel like the
Speaker 1: kittens playing something innocent basic a baby in his sink
Speaker 1: first bath. All of a sudden, somewhere in the middle
Speaker 1: of the comment thread, some asshole gets into like, you know,
Speaker 1: you really shouldn't put the baby and the sink is
Speaker 1: a bacteria, and and then all of a sudden, ship
Speaker 1: gets racial, and then people throwing start throwing the memes
Speaker 1: up with the Michael Jackson eating the popcorn or or
Speaker 1: the Kermit the frog shipping the tea, like okay, yes,
Speaker 1: come on, lulously Now you don't know what escalation is.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's great. I'll tell you what's great
Speaker 1: for me. And we've talked about a hundred times. You're
Speaker 1: at Michael Rappaport, right, Yes, you are, no argument. You
Speaker 1: are the most famous Michael Rappaport on the planet. Right,
Speaker 1: I would hope. So at least I got that going
Speaker 1: from myself. Well, I am at David Brodie, and I
Speaker 1: am not apparently the only famous David Brodie now uh,
Speaker 1: not getting into politics, but a Christian broadcast network reporter,
Speaker 1: the man who wrote the new Donald Trump book, The
Speaker 1: Faith of Donald Trump. His name is David Brodie. He
Speaker 1: doesn't have at David Brodie. I do so, sorry, sucker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So whenever he goes on a non Fox cable news network,
Speaker 1: if he goes an MSMC picked up, his followers know.
Speaker 1: But people want to go after him. They go after me,
Speaker 1: they like so every once in a while, because his
Speaker 1: fans aren't like big Twitter usert, you're an older audience,
Speaker 1: got what his detractors are on Twitter? They are vicious.
Speaker 1: What kind of Christian are you? You? Piece of ship,
Speaker 1: fake evangelical, And I go, you're right, I'm not a
Speaker 1: good Christian at all. That's funny. That's funny. So if
Speaker 1: you go down the list of everything he is, we
Speaker 1: are exact. That's funny. So I was perusing your Instagram
Speaker 1: all the time, but not for me. I still love
Speaker 1: I still love the Tom Brady rant. Yes, I want
Speaker 1: to play a little bit of this. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play it right out, no problem, because because this is
Speaker 1: how we do things. We're jaketting here on the podcast.
Speaker 1: But this is Tom Brady with Giselle. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: what he showed his body. Uh, I mean the Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: The fact that Tom Brady's body is good as mine
Speaker 1: is inspiring. But also like, it's Tom Brady, So you
Speaker 1: gotta break his fucking ball, right, Tom Brady, You're a
Speaker 1: fucking genius. You are a fucking genius. The greatest football
Speaker 1: player ever just made himself into an everyman because he
Speaker 1: looks like fucking ship with his shirt off. Look at this.
Speaker 1: This is term fucking Brady, the greatest quarterback in the world,
Speaker 1: the greatest quarterback ever to do it. He's got the
Speaker 1: face of an angel and the body of a man
Speaker 1: who just escaped a method on clinic. Look at this
Speaker 1: fucking look at this ship. He's got like a fucking
Speaker 1: abdomen score. Would you get your appendix out when you're fifteen,
Speaker 1: do yourself a favor, get yourself some fifteen pound weights
Speaker 1: and do some basic exercises. CrossFit. Motherfucker hipster elite might say, Oh,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't. You shouldn't body shame anybody, even Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: Get the funk out of here. I'm a New York
Speaker 1: Giants fan. I have an opportunity to shoot on Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: I'm shopping on him, five an opportunity to body shame him.
Speaker 1: I'm body shaming him. Tom Brady, he's got no muscle mass.
Speaker 1: It's incredible, so fucking funny to me, as a giant,
Speaker 1: as a fellow Giants fan, I find that hilarious. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe that was the first time I really any
Speaker 1: professional athlete, let alone the greatest quarterback of all time,
Speaker 1: and I can't stand him, and I will acknowledge him
Speaker 1: as the greatest quarterback of all times. I hit him
Speaker 1: twice as much. It's inspiring. It is inspiring like you.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna be like Mike, but you can be
Speaker 1: like Tom he is. I'll tell you this, I'm not
Speaker 1: making out with my son. He's at Michael Rappaport by
Speaker 1: the way on Instagram, and you just just I just
Speaker 1: scroll through his video. Left. If you came to me
Speaker 1: and said, David, look, we're gonna give you super Bowl rings,
Speaker 1: millions of dollars Giselle as your wife, but you gotta
Speaker 1: make out with your son, I'm thinking twice. Yeah, he's eccentric.
Speaker 1: Yeah's something. Now he's eccentric. He's eccentric. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: go there with fantasy, little fantasy talk. And how long
Speaker 1: do you have? We have you here, I'm here for you.
Speaker 1: I got about fifty more minutes. Well we want to
Speaker 1: get some pictures. If that's okay, let's let's go twelve minutes.
Speaker 1: We've got three minutes alright. So fantasy football, obviously, you
Speaker 1: talk about it a lot, love it. We love it. Uh,
Speaker 1: Like you have a spot in your league we're in.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have a league? We have a morning
Speaker 1: show league. It's uh, I'm in league. I'm in with
Speaker 1: the fucking Manzo. So he's league time we do well?
Speaker 1: Do we do like a five league? Were Christian? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's Snooky's husband. We do it every Yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: see how because you can only take in so much
Speaker 1: here things. They're into live drafts, like you have to
Speaker 1: be there. Well that's two years. Yes, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be a weird year. The schedules, don't how about this.
Speaker 1: Love drafts are important. We do it in stoys husband's basement.
Speaker 1: If you have room front of the league. We could
Speaker 1: talk to Manzos into doing an online draft. Okay, I
Speaker 1: just have to see even if I could, if I could,
Speaker 1: he's gonna walk up with your name, with the name
Speaker 1: and to put the sticker on the fucking board. And
Speaker 1: they love to do live and then everybody likes to
Speaker 1: trash talk and that's what it's all about. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: they can't really do that online except you have the
Speaker 1: chat room in there. But it's better in real life.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we'll talk about that. Okay, that'd be funny
Speaker 1: getting rapt involved in that. But I love it. I
Speaker 1: can't wait. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm in
Speaker 1: mock draft mode now. Next Monday starts drest mock draw
Speaker 1: Durest mock mode. Mat next Monday starts to rest mock
Speaker 1: draft mode, and then the fourteenth we start a water
Speaker 1: board Durest mock draft mode. What does that Because when
Speaker 1: you're in a draft, a live draft, you're getting henckled,
Speaker 1: you get anything store you want, Levan Bell, Levan Bell.
Speaker 1: You need to be under duress exactly. So it's drest
Speaker 1: mock draft and then it's water boarding drest mock dralling
Speaker 1: to really prepare yourself for anything that could happen. That
Speaker 1: is some serious shift because they never know because you
Speaker 1: think the draft is gonna go one way. Guys are
Speaker 1: throwing ship at you, your computer breaks, the lights go off,
Speaker 1: anything could happen. That Hold on a second. Technically, it's
Speaker 1: advanced interrogation mock draft exactly exactly right, because you can't
Speaker 1: call it waterboarding advanced interrogation, right. But but while you're
Speaker 1: advanced interrogating your water boarding, yeah, I just can't call
Speaker 1: it that. You're living with water boards, Yes, you're living
Speaker 1: being water boards. So I'm hyped about it. And now,
Speaker 1: what do you feel as the trend this year? You
Speaker 1: think running backs and making a comeback? Well, running backs
Speaker 1: are definitely the trend. You have to you have to
Speaker 1: you have to know your guys and get your guys.
Speaker 1: It's it's less about knowing who you want and more
Speaker 1: about knowing who you don't want. You don't want to
Speaker 1: pick people like you have to go like, these are
Speaker 1: the guys I don't want. These are the guys that
Speaker 1: are bad news because you know the obvious. You know
Speaker 1: the guys who you want. But a lot of times
Speaker 1: we don't spend time on who we don't want, like
Speaker 1: you want to know, like I don't want these guys
Speaker 1: on my team by any means necessary. It's also a
Speaker 1: quarterback heavy season, so I really you know, every season
Speaker 1: they say don't go too early on the quarterbacks. This
Speaker 1: is a season where I think you really don't need
Speaker 1: to go to heavy on the quarterback. Now, what do
Speaker 1: you guys do to the to the one dude in
Speaker 1: the room that's picking a kicker in the ninth round
Speaker 1: or some ship or well, no, I don't play with
Speaker 1: people like that play for blood and guts, like I'm
Speaker 1: not with amateurs. I'm not defense and not me but tutorial,
Speaker 1: like I don't sunk around with people like oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna learn and it's cute. No, I want to play
Speaker 1: with people that are How do you deal with people
Speaker 1: who want to trade you? Fuck off? Go funk yourself.
Speaker 1: That's that. I'll give you four sixes for a tech
Speaker 1: suck it all, take it all, but I'm giving you
Speaker 1: four'll take your call anymore. Thank you. But they also
Speaker 1: like the whole thing about the trash talk anybody could
Speaker 1: talk trash when they win. You beat me, of course
Speaker 1: you could talk trash, dude, the real trash talker. And
Speaker 1: why my book is called this book has bulls sports
Speaker 1: rans from the m VP of talking trash is because
Speaker 1: the real true trash talkers can talk trash where they're
Speaker 1: on their hands and knees would stand in their face.
Speaker 1: If you could come back from net, if you can
Speaker 1: figure out a way to turn it around, like you
Speaker 1: beat me, but somehow I make you feel so bad
Speaker 1: about yourself you forget that victory. That's a trash talking extraordinaire.
Speaker 1: That's somebody that I I aspired to be, and I've
Speaker 1: reached those heights. I'm gonna be honest and in my brand,
Speaker 1: I've reached those heights of talking trash. I love it,
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm a Mets fan we lost twenty four
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. Scored We scored four runs
Speaker 1: in those That's tough. That's tough to come back, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought. But if you look at it, in the
Speaker 1: seventh inning, we scored a run, they didn't. We won.
Speaker 1: That won that inning. You won every other inning. Seventh
Speaker 1: inning we own. You'll never forget that scored seven and
Speaker 1: the seventh nineteen runs. At that point they came in.
Speaker 1: They went flat in the bottom of the seven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you fucking lost that round. We were one inning away
Speaker 1: from bringing in our shortstop. You did nothing when you sleep,
Speaker 1: and that that's the round you're thinking about nothing. That
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Speaker 1: have him back. I'm done, I'm down. Okay. Once a reminder,
Speaker 1: because sometimes people just turn in the middle of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Uh the grammar set theater first and foremost, eight o'clock
Speaker 1: Saturday night. We're talking August four. Uh, he's got these live.
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Speaker 1: gonna see him. Go there or maybe you're in Houston.
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Speaker 1: good show. Pe package and greet everybody. You do everybody
Speaker 1: that shows up, met greet. It takes yourself. You're not
Speaker 1: you don't how to work your own fucking phone. I'll
Speaker 1: take the selfie force. Not like this on a grande
Speaker 1: experience where you can buy for two thousand dollars the
Speaker 1: backstage tour and a free picture you give the meeting,
Speaker 1: greet me and smell my my my dirty coffee breath.
Speaker 1: After the show, you'll be able to tell what airline
Speaker 1: he was just on nothing. I'm there for the people.
Speaker 1: I love doing the shows. I love podcasting. We do
Speaker 1: it for the people. You can you spell rapport with
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Speaker 1: he might smell like lavender when you show exactly. And
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Speaker 1: long coming, six months, six months, and I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking sorry. I sat here and I ate Crow.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Apologize for your fans. I like this guy.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. Guys. I hit the song we got
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