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There's no there's no 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.799 saleswoman going. Oh you take this, take that, read this, breakdown. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.200 Sign here, sign here, sign here. It's at your pace. 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:18.000 When you're ready, you figure it out. Policy genius dot com. Absolutely, 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.120 policy genius dot com. And when you answer that one 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:22.400 question survey at the end, make sure you tell him 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:27.680 you heard it on the Brooklyn Boys Start Data not up, 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:35.480 Brooklyn Boy start up, Brooklyn Boys Data. They're making noise 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:44.440 data up episode. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:49.079 and Scary. It's somebody else today, Scary and Brody and 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:52.480 Michael Rapport all the same room. Oh yes, I'm not 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:56.399 necessarily all go fucking Rappaport will be here. Oh my god, 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:58.080 I already dropped an F bomb and I didn't mean 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:00.440 to do that so so quickly into the podcast. But 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:03.200 I'm excited. We have been talking about Michael Rappaport being 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:06.160 on the show since you said we didn't need him, 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:08.280 we didn't have to have him right now. I know. Listen, 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:09.799 I'm gonna eat crow right in front of him. I 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.760 would apologize. I want to tell him to his Facebook. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.200 He's gonna scream at me, hold on, there's a chance 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:19.320 I might not bring it up. Yeah, right, what's that chance? Zero? Yeah, 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:22.360 Claudie chance and meat balls. Right. Let me tell you something. 0:03:22.840 --> 0:03:25.040 I love Michael Rappaport. I've been a fan of Michael 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:29.079 Rappaport since the early nineties. The fact that he follows 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:30.639 me on Twitter was a huge thing for me. He's 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:33.120 following me now on Twitter. That's a pity follow because 0:03:33.160 --> 0:03:35.240 he's coming in. Oh no, no, no, no, hold on 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.560 a second. I want to actually think that he's not 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:39.240 going to drop me after he leaves here. I'm gonna 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.400 ask him and ask him that. But you think he's 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.760 just that pity follow. He's like, well, I'm doing the show, 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:48.000 you know. I will say, listen, you gotta you gotta 0:03:48.040 --> 0:03:50.320 get today. You could pull as much as you want 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:53.440 from the people, will pull old podcasts up. I get it. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:57.080 I know. I said I left up, guys, I really did. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:59.680 I originally didn't want him. I played clips of you 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:04.600 him with the Eli Manning rant. I really love is 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:06.920 Tom Tom Brady Rant? That did you do? You have it? 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:08.800 You have it? Yeah? You have the audio? Yes? I do? 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:11.320 All right? So yeah, so Michael rabbit Port will be 0:04:11.320 --> 0:04:13.400 buying a little while we figure this is not a drill, 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.159 This is not we because we told you were close 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:18.400 to getting him. We've told you we're trying to get him. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:21.800 I told you, I tweeted him, I instagrammed him. We 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:23.960 he and I have talked as just like you know, 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:26.640 to comedy guys, but not like come on the show. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:31.320 I'm gonna have to thank the Brooklyn Boys fan army, 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.880 an army for helping this. It's all because of you 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.400 guys and girls who who got him here because you 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:41.159 tweeted at him enough, and we really think that's what 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.000 Pelp put it over there. You know, when when we 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:46.400 were he was offered to us, they said, hey, he's 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:49.360 already aware that you guys exist, and it's because of Twitter, 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:54.200 and it's because yes, but it's also because they said, listen, 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:58.240 before we completely agree to this, what's the exposure, what's 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.480 the coverage? How many people are gonna hear this? So 0:05:00.520 --> 0:05:02.200 we told him the numbers, which are based on how 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:05.039 many times you guys listen. If you listen multiple times 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:07.320 to an episode, we get account for that, right. I 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.000 gave the numbers and they're like oh, Michael will be there. Yeah. Absolutely, 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:11.919 they love that. So the more people listen, and the 0:05:11.960 --> 0:05:14.840 more more of you guys listen to multiple episodes multiple times, 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.159 that gives us clout, it does. We love that. We'll 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.960 get big and bad guests on every time listen. Bad 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.719 guest meeting bad, not bad meeting bad, but bad meaning good. Now, 0:05:24.920 --> 0:05:26.719 I know some of you guys are like, hey, we 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.719 love you guys who love the Brooklyn just gonna gloss 0:05:28.720 --> 0:05:30.800 over my reference. Yeah it was fine, it was good, 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:33.200 It was good. Okay, it was a good run. The 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.680 sometimes you guys have said, well, you know interviews we 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.200 before you guys, Michael Rappaport is one of the boys. 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:42.600 He's from Manhattan, but we're gonna make him a Brooklyn boy, 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.200 the same way we made Joe Gatto Brooken boy, even 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:45.560 know he's from Staten Island. You know who else is 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:48.920 a Brooken boy is our guy, Ralph. We met Ralph 0:05:49.000 --> 0:05:51.239 and we're gonna talk about Ralph and Grand Prix Motors 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:54.400 a little later in the podcast. Want to welcome, Welcome 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:59.760 officially to the podcast. Grand Prix Motors in our hometown. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.520 Fo Now, we we talked about them once before and 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.520 we did say that even though they're in Brooklyn. Uh, 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.479 there's some states where they can get you the cars 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:09.600 outside of New York. But you and I are gonna 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.080 make a trip to Brooklyn. We're going to Brooklyn, and 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:13.839 they said, already we can. We can hop in a 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:20.159 Porsche nine eleven a convertible to drive that Porsche, don't 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:23.360 don't you? Okay, we're gonna show you guys. So yeah, 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:25.840 we'll talk about that like a pictorial. Yeah, what what 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:28.640 you get? Advanced Grand Pride in Advanced Ralph. Thanks for 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:30.560 hooking the boys up. Thanks, and we'll talk about We'll 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:32.400 see you in a bit. So Michael rappaports he now 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.960 finally six months, six months we're waiting for you, buddy, 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.080 Well we picked the perfect time. Yeah, you know, do 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:39.000 you know why we're waiting six months? I don't know. 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.360 I'm a little nervous about that. So listen, you get 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.000 a lot of tweets, you have a million followers. I 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.520 get that we tweeted you about six months ago because 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:48.839 we had a little discrepancy. Before I tell you what 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:50.719 discrepancy is, I want to read. I want to read 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:54.560 something off the IMDb page. Okay, describing Michael Rappaport, director 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.000 and producer. That doesn't even touch the surface of what 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.760 you're doing these days. Yeah, but that's but that's but 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.160 that's fair, so far fair. A true New Yorker through 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:04.960 and through. Michael Rappaport was born in Manhattan to June Brody, 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:08.919 a radio personality, and David Rappaport, a radio program manager. 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:12.360 Partially true. Okay, those are the right names though, right, 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:18.520 June Brody and David Rappaports. I think now what happened 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.160 was we didn't get you doing during your book release. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:23.800 I'll tell you why in a minute, during the hardcover, right, 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:27.400 and then I'll take a minute. Our listeners went crazy 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:29.720 because I started playing clips of your rants, your relay 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:34.880 manning rant, the whole bunch of stuff like that. People 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:39.800 started tweeting at you and so so one of the 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:43.400 things I tweeted at you, thank you. One of the 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:45.400 things I tweeted at you, Michael, was you have to 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:48.920 come on our show because my name is David Brody. Yes, 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:54.360 your father's David and your mother's bro exactly. I wish 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:57.120 I'm not that old. It says here you're of Polish 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:00.960 Jewish and Russian Jewish descent. So am I you often 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.400 play a cop on TV. My father was a cop. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:07.600 We're practically related. So now you're finally here. I'm here. 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.800 Here's why you weren't here before. What happened six months ago? 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:13.160 You're doing a radio tour. I get an email. I 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:15.680 think Premiere Radio, our parent company, sends me an email 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:18.880 says Michael Rappaport's doing a book tour for this book 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:22.040 has balls. And I say to my co host, here, 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.120 Scary Jones, I got it. Hey, we got an email. 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.360 We can get Michael Rappaport on the podcast. The guy 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:30.440 is as New York as we are. He you know 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.680 we I love him. I want to have him on. 0:08:33.400 --> 0:08:36.280 So Scary says, you know what, research shows guests don't 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.560 always do that. Well, I'm not sure Michael's a good 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:40.760 fit for us. So so it was here this fuck 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.600 you should tweet out it was me. It was me 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:50.760 because it wasn't No, it wasn't your fault. It wasn't. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:53.480 And then and then I don't think guests are a 0:08:53.520 --> 0:08:55.439 good fit for us, That's what he said. Well, I 0:08:55.440 --> 0:09:00.800 think I don't know, Michael. It sometimes goes the exact 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:04.320 expression prepping. This is not a test all the tweets. 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.040 I see all the tweets, and he was the one 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.920 doing the It was your fool. I thought it was 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:12.920 something to do with me, He says. You know, Michael, 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:14.760 we have he goes, let's he could go off the 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:17.280 rails in any minute. That's what we had. I don't 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:19.160 go off the rail because we had had Jackie to 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:21.120 joke man on. We had we had some, but I 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.559 don't go off the rails. I I give the impression 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:26.240 that I could go off the rails, but I've never 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:29.880 actually gone off the riff, and I've never actually all 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.320 the trouble that I've I've sort of stirred up. It's 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:35.840 on my own accord, right, I've never actually done anything 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:39.640 on anyone else's show to draw an intension, which means 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:42.080 that maybe I am a shitty guest. Maybe you were right, 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.000 but maybe you dig your own holes. I dig my 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:51.920 own hole. Shovel on his social media, tried to fucking 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:54.240 walk it back because because we did have we did 0:09:54.280 --> 0:09:56.600 have like a Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers, we did 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:59.800 have Sebastian Maniscalco, and then those were the episodes that 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.440 didn't rate us high. With our we didn't get as 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:06.520 many download. Okay, who was your best guest? It's the 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:09.000 fat you wish. Okay, He's like, he's a good guest. 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:13.640 He's gonna fucking bury that fat. I'm a fan. I'm 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.400 gonna gonna make you not worried about anything, like I'm 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.360 gonna set the bar. So I like, I'm gonna be 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.560 like the best sex you've ever had to love that 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:24.000 you know. But here's the thing that that kills me. Okay, 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.360 After I made that mistake and I put it out, 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:28.720 we put it out on the podcast. Listeners were like, scary, 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.120 what the funk you doing? Man? You gotta get rabbitport. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:36.800 So I immediately, you gotta get well. The radio tours over. 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.120 So now I gotta go through social media. I'll tell 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:41.640 you right now that I'll already be back. I'll be 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.959 back again. Good. I mean, I don't know. This guy's like, really, 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:48.240 you're a tough day. Let me tell you something. Michael 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:52.200 said two of the most pronounced important things I've heard 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:55.160 in years. Two things he said I'll never forget. He 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.920 said you fuck you and he said fuck you. You 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:04.959 fuck you can't that poetry is not my original creation, 0:11:05.320 --> 0:11:09.120 but you fuck you. I will say, and I take 0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:12.760 a lot of pride that I believe that is my 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:16.000 original creation. And I would like to get business cards 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:20.960 with you. I'm putting on my card, put my daughter's 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:24.000 college on my car. I need to trade you. You 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.880 fuck you alright before this podcast, Michael gets so angry. 0:11:28.280 --> 0:11:31.440 That's like when people go, uh, that's Michael going you 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.640 fuck you, Like he doesn't even know what to say. Yeah, 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.800 I just want to say I apologize. I was wrong. 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.240 We've been spending the last three months trying to mop 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:44.520 up the blood and get everybody trying to Yeah, and 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.920 the listeners don't let me live it down. They've been like, scary, 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.880 you fuck that up. Do your listeners know that you 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:56.319 have a gold mike? Every believe it's not it. This 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.600 belongs to Elvis Duran. I'm just sitting in his chair, 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:00.480 And does he know that you sit in this year 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.560 and like spit all over his golden mic. That's an 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:05.240 actual golden mic. Yeah. So he has three of those 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:08.080 in the in the country. Yeah, don't forget I forgot 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:11.319 about it. Who has no We'll tell him Christ And 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:13.160 the other one is a guy named Rush Limbaugh. Yeah, 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:18.040 but anyway, that was one. So it's a very unique 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.160 Mike and Elvis. It's engraved with his name on it. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.520 That's cool. But someone has to run the controls here, 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:26.559 and I'm better at that. Okay, okay, I'm better. And 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:28.400 also I'm better at getting other guys to do my work. 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:30.760 There you go, Okay, so I do the bitch work. 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:32.160 But anyway, so I'm sitting at up with his mike. 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:34.439 But yeah, so uh yeah, he does know that. We 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:38.800 we we use his mike. We got that. Got that 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:40.680 out of the way. In case you're living under a rocket. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:42.040 On who Michael is, let me just go back a 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.760 little bit. We'll go back a little bit. You might 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:46.960 know him from Friends. Now you're saying Friends is an 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:51.920 old show. Netflix has the rebirth unbelievable. It's Wild with Friends. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:54.680 I have three teenage daughters. Every one of them has 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.400 watched the show like four or five times some spot 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:59.920 to finish it's It's It's you know I did. Four 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:03.840 were episodes of that show twenty years ago. I don't 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:09.040 know when the dates were, so we're going twenty years ago. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:14.000 And I'd say at least every day, probably at least 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:16.120 one time a day, definitely when I'm in New York 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:19.880 Once a day someone will mention friends to me. It's 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.640 like it's it's like it's almost like if you did 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.800 episodes of The Brady Bunch when we were kids. Like 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:28.319 it just it just continues to have a following and 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:30.160 it doesn't go away. I mean, I have no problem 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:32.560 with it, but it's like you did it. You think 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:38.040 it's like encapsulated in you know, with syndication and forget 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:43.000 about it that the watch and watch him. But that's 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:44.600 what I want to ask you about. With the fact 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:46.520 that it reruns over and over and over again. I mean, 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:49.440 that's gonna be a big royalty check. I don't get 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:52.240 a big royalty from it. You know, it actually goes 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:54.760 up and then it decreases. The big royalties are the 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:58.000 cast They're the ones making the money. They're the ones. 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.880 So the big royal like so it's it comes in, 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:02.800 but it's like I don't know how they actually work, 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:04.480 but it sort of goes up and then it goes down. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:06.400 Then it goes up and goes down. You see where 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.640 it's how many times have been downloaded and how many 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.640 times you've been aired? Indication of Boss Elvis Duran he 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.240 was in Die Hard with a Vengeance, which three but 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:16.880 like three minutes every time that thing airs, which is 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:20.880 like every week he gets a dollar thirty six around 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:23.000 that amount of money. So I gotta figure four episodes 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:24.840 and the greatest sitcom, one of the greatest sitcoms of 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:28.280 all time, nine bucks for four for four you were 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.200 on the fifth or sixth season because it started in 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:32.480 ninety four, did you have a sense, because at that 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:34.880 point it was you knew it was the epic show. 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:37.520 At that point, like people always say, well, who were 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:41.160 they nice? If you're making whatever they were making, and 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:43.000 they were making that money, at that point, it was 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:46.360 you knew this thing was gonna keep going. Everybody was nice, 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:50.680 everybody's happy. You like, work stopped when they wanted to stop. 0:14:50.880 --> 0:14:54.200 Friends didn't end until they decided we're gonna end the show. 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.720 And that's an unusual sort of luxury to have, Like 0:14:57.840 --> 0:14:59.760 we could we could do this until we want to. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.280 They could revive it now like they did, um that show, 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:06.680 Um what's the one on NBC? Now, they could put 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:09.000 Friends right back on now boom and they could just 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.160 keep going for another ten years. They're talking about bringing 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.600 back the office they already brought back in Lost Roseanne 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:17.480 they're not talking about and Fraser. Fraser's looking at the 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.160 deal with CBS. Are they bringing back the war at home? 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:23.200 We never had? Are we we? We never do? We're 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:26.120 not worthy. I watched that, Yeah, I was. I like 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.040 that show. I like the word home. I think we 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:32.360 got fucked Um it's politics and we got fucked you. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.040 I'll tell you what the problem A Ward Home was, 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.520 which was a sitcom and oh five to oh seven, Yeah, 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:39.120 you were before Modern Family. Yeah, and there was a 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:42.000 window of television, correct me if I'm wrong where sitcoms 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:45.560 were dead. Everything was a procedural cops show, law and everything. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:49.120 Everybody they all they wanted medical shows. And so it 0:15:49.280 --> 0:15:51.800 was funny camera single camera. Yeah, they were talking about 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:54.200 the office started at the same time and we but 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.680 you know, that was the sort of new thing and 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.160 it's just politics. It was the politics of the network. 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:03.200 You had a neighbor's kid on that show that you 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:05.680 guys had to almost like adopt into your own house. Yes, 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:11.320 Rommy Mallick, that's right, that little motherfucker Rommy Malick from Mr. Robots. 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:16.040 And that was no chance in seeing Boston Public anytime soon, 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.120 because yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean that that 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:21.200 was a good show to my earliest memories of you 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:23.440 are from Boston Public. Yeah, that was a good show. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.120 Show you a Fox show and it was ahead of 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:30.040 its time. David, Um the hell's his name? David Kelly. 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:33.280 David Kelly said he was like running television ally mcbeel, 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:36.680 Boston Public and a couple other things. So we used 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:41.320 to pull clips from you from that show helps if 0:16:41.320 --> 0:16:43.760 anyone would like, went on a rant or whatever yelling 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.400 at scenes he took we pull this out. What did 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:47.280 you just start ranting? By the way, what I mean 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:49.560 did it was this inner anger? And what was the 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.720 first recollection of of a rant of a real, honest, 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:55.880 real social media stuff. Um, I mean I've always ranted, 0:16:55.960 --> 0:16:58.880 and I've always you know, I had a lot to say. 0:17:00.880 --> 0:17:03.160 Excuse me, Um, you don't have a cough but over 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:06.480 here because you don't have to. Because with my podcast, 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.240 my producers, that's one of their main jobs is removing 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:13.639 my cough is my coughs and sports and out if 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:14.959 you want them out, and we'll take them out if 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.560 you no. No, But I just your fans might be 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:20.520 like what what they want to? They want to they 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:25.840 don't cough, all right, okay, but but the ring he 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:28.800 didn't cought no, okay, because he had too much hair. 0:17:30.000 --> 0:17:34.200 Did you have clothes on? Yeah? I was gonna wear 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.440 my banana hammock, but it just had to take the 0:17:36.480 --> 0:17:38.800 train down here. But as far as the ranting, you know, 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:43.480 I've always been my personality. And then social media Instagram, 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:45.960 you know, like you're just playing around with it, and 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:49.520 you don't think that anyone's gonna see it, or anybody 0:17:49.560 --> 0:17:52.200 outside of your little friends are gonna see it. And 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:55.879 and and I did. I've been doing it, and I 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:59.880 think last year around this time is when it's sort 0:17:59.920 --> 0:18:03.080 of like a lot of people saw them, and um, 0:18:03.480 --> 0:18:06.119 it's like a diary for me. It's like an emotional 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:11.159 diary of feelings, thoughts, complaints and and you know, I 0:18:11.320 --> 0:18:13.320 just talked my ship and let the chips for where 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:15.520 they may. And I try to be as as honest 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:18.400 and and uh as I possibly can. I always try 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:21.080 to be self effacing. There's always self effacing stuff. Even 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:23.520 when I'm talking about other people. I try to give 0:18:23.560 --> 0:18:26.080 a like a wink wink, But some people don't catch 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:28.159 the wink winks and they think that it's totally serious. 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:31.000 So it's just it's been social media is like been 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:33.719 like a place for like a forum for a lot 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:35.800 of people to talk. The second part, the best part 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:38.200 of your rants is watching you rant and and your 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:39.800 face turn and beat red. You know, you and I 0:18:39.880 --> 0:18:45.359 have that same Jewish, Irish pale pastyaz jew right, but 0:18:45.359 --> 0:18:47.440 we looked like we could be Irish. Yes, yes, and 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:53.000 Uhazi as well cousin. Yes, I like Bobby and so 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:55.000 we get that anger when I get like that in 0:18:55.040 --> 0:18:58.000 the same face, and and people think that you're really 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:00.479 pissed about some things, and some things you are why 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:02.640 anybody watch you knows you and I agree on some things. 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:06.480 But the comments section where people who don't get it, 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:08.760 then the people who get it rip them a new asshole. 0:19:09.040 --> 0:19:11.480 Reading the comments is almost as entertaining as the video. 0:19:11.600 --> 0:19:14.800 It's true. Yeah, the comments and you know, um, but 0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:17.119 then you single them out. Sometimes sometimes I'll single them 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:22.399 out like listen, lord, fuck you exactly exactly and and 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:24.399 then and then uh, you know, if you take it 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:26.000 too far. One of the things that I do on 0:19:26.080 --> 0:19:28.159 my Instagram page is the shame game. So if you 0:19:28.359 --> 0:19:31.239 take it like I believe that if you talk as 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:34.080 much shit as I do. You have to be able 0:19:34.119 --> 0:19:36.040 to take it. But if you take it into a 0:19:36.119 --> 0:19:40.879 place that's offensive, uh or or racial, or or just 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.600 completely blow below the belt in a place that is 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:47.560 not acceptable to me, UM, then I I will put 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:50.680 you on an episode of the Shame Game where I'll 0:19:50.960 --> 0:19:54.959 show your face, show your comments, and then shame you publicly. UM, 0:19:55.000 --> 0:19:56.960 which is a very effective school And I think that 0:19:57.080 --> 0:19:58.879 since I've started doing them, I actually do for a 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:01.240 shame game, people have been a little bit more hesitant. 0:20:01.320 --> 0:20:04.200 So if I if you talk crazy, crazy, then you 0:20:04.280 --> 0:20:06.119 get the pleasure of being on the Shame Game. But 0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:07.919