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Speaker 1: Oh jubils, dirty little secret. Time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Remember texting four one O six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret, you can tell us anything, literally anything, literally anything,

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Speaker 1: make fun of my voice. Literally, you could tell us anything.

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Speaker 1: Because we keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. Everybody get calls in gets a fake

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Speaker 1: anonymous nickname. And I'm all out of like celebrity references.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna throw out a word and then

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh is gonna throw out a word in the

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Speaker 1: English Evan is gonna throw out a word, and that

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Speaker 1: will be the yes, this will do this again. I

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Speaker 1: like this? Uh Morgan Morgan Smigan, you don't like that one?

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Speaker 1: You don't like that? I love it? Said no, let's

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Speaker 1: try it again. That's better. Is on the phone. What's Upgangan? Hi?

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Speaker 1: If this is um, nice to meet you. I'm guessing

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Speaker 1: you're Swedish, but I'm just just a guess. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: nailed it. So you have a dirty little secret, Smorgan

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Speaker 1: Spargan Dogan. I do have a dirty little secret. Um.

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Speaker 1: I started have this thing about celebrities, about celebrities, so

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Speaker 1: like most Americans, celebrities, well yes, yeah, in a way

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Speaker 1: in a way. Well, certain ones, um, the ones that's

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Speaker 1: sort of like, you know, appeal to me. Um, I

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Speaker 1: kind of catch my eye. I So what I do

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Speaker 1: is I take their likenesses, whether I find it like

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Speaker 1: in a magazine or print out, and I sort of

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Speaker 1: like grap it around a little homemade doll, adumb doll.

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Speaker 1: Oh who's your favorite? To be honest, I cycle through favorites. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of back, like back on my Biber days. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just like comfort to me, like one of those

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Speaker 1: people I always try myself coming back to. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: so you're you're on a Biber doll kick right now.

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Speaker 1: You're making a bunch of justin Bieber dolls. Not a bunch,

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Speaker 1: just the one I mean. Okay, So here's what I do.

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Speaker 1: It's just we've been spending more time together. Um, we've

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Speaker 1: been spending more time together. So I make these, you know,

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Speaker 1: sort of dolls, these little likenesses, um, and then we

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Speaker 1: do stuff together. We spend time, um, you know, we

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Speaker 1: we we have meals together some days. Um, you know,

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Speaker 1: play cards, they board games. Maybe how good are the

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Speaker 1: dolls at you know, eating meals and playing cards? Are

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Speaker 1: they are they pretty good. The dolls, well, no, they

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Speaker 1: don't actually eat or play the game. That's me doing it. Like,

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Speaker 1: it's not that weird. I know what's going on. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like you're within reality, Like you're not actually thinking

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Speaker 1: the dolls are talking to you. You just do this

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Speaker 1: for comfort. Yeah, it's like my mom actually used to

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Speaker 1: kind of do something like this, and uh, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen her in a really long time, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes it's just nice to have the company. Um, she

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Speaker 1: moved far away, so don't really get to spend time

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Speaker 1: like that anymore. So I spend time with like Justin Bieber. Okay,

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Speaker 1: why I was trying to make fun of you. This

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Speaker 1: is why this show is a judgment free zone. Well

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Speaker 1: let's say it together. Then. Our motto is we don't

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Speaker 1: judge unless you need. And the reason that that's dope

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Speaker 1: is because look, if you would have told us that

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Speaker 1: and we hadn't have heard you out, it's actually kind

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Speaker 1: of sweet the reason you do that, Like, it's kind

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Speaker 1: of nice. You miss you, you know, you obviously miss

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Speaker 1: your mom. You don't get the seer very much, and

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Speaker 1: I'm glad we didn't just call you a weirdo. Right

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Speaker 1: away because you play with the celebrity dolls. Let's not

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Speaker 1: get away from the fact though he is putting the

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Speaker 1: faces of celebrities onto dolls, it's kind of weird. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is weird. I mean I sort of think what

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Speaker 1: you do is weird. Um what to the radio? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: on the radio, it feels like you're just talking amongst

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Speaker 1: yourselves but not entertaining anybody. And see, the thing is

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Speaker 1: at least you draw attention to the fact that you

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Speaker 1: know that some people will think it's weird. Right, everybody

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Speaker 1: does something that other people will think is weird. What

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Speaker 1: do you do that you think is weirding that other

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Speaker 1: people would think is weird? In the seven, Um well,

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Speaker 1: I mean my cat sleeps under my covers every morning,

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Speaker 1: and you know she I give her kisses when I leave,

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Speaker 1: So that's kind of weird. Probably I'm not making out

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Speaker 1: with her ya okay, and you're judging me at least

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Speaker 1: I'm not into uh, you know, beastiality to that. He

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Speaker 1: just dabbles in it. All right, Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret. Like you said, it

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Speaker 1: was weird, innocent and kind of sweet. At the end,

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Speaker 1: seven has gone to first base with this cat. What's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret.