WEBVTT - Naughty or Nice? 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:21.680 Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:27.080 I'm Erica and I'm Nila and it's Wednesday, Happy Ho 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:27.440 Ho ho. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:31.400 Hunk Day and it's two days till Christmas. I know 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:36.479 y'all stressed up. Well, we wanted to start this episode 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:41.320 off a little different. We have two tiny special guests 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:45.599 with us, guys, very VIP. Can you introduce yourself? 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.720 Luna Irie? 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:49.440 And how old are you? Guys? 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:51.480 I'm six five. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.320 Five and when's your birthday? 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:55.920 I'm twenty seven five. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:01.600 Do you know your astrology sign is no? Oh my god, 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:02.120 we failed. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.560 I know. I realized you didn't notice know it recently 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:07.559 and I was just like, how are you my daughter? 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:12.440 You are a Saggitarius and you are a Taurus. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.800 Do mean eat meat? 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:19.280 No? A Taurus does not mean you eat me. That 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:24.399 would be a carnivore. And I don't know. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:27.759 Anyway, guys, these are our kids in case you didn't know. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:29.720 I don't know how you wouldn't, but this is them. 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:32.400 Luna is my daughter, Mila. 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.839 And Irie's mine. We figured we start off the year 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.800 with the reason we do everything that we do, which 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:42.440 is for them. Christmas is all about them. So are you? Guys? 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:43.680 Excited for Christmas? 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:47.360 Yeah, of course. Can you get presents? 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:48.840 The most important thing of life? 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:53.880 And we already have our presents. Yeah, I can read them, 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.240 all the presents under my name's tree. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:56.960 Wow. 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:00.560 You know not only is it Christmas time? You know 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:03.640 what Christmas time means. It means that the year is 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.680 coming to an end. And we've had like a really 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.760 long year and right after Christmas is New Year's I 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.399 just want to know how how was your year? 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:15.880 Ladies? Good? What's your favorite thing that happened this year? 0:02:16.440 --> 0:02:18.520 I'm telling you they don't remember because it's all jumbled 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.320 up because I've been in mostly like should we give 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:20.680 him a. 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:28.600 We don't remember because there was Recca really long time ago. Yeah, okay, 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:30.799 I remember one present I got from one. 0:02:30.639 --> 0:02:33.880 Time ago, a present. Okay, what was the present? 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:36.000 And I remember one present then I got a long 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:37.239 time ago for my birthday. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:39.960 Okay. Oh yeah, Well you had your birthday this year. 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:43.000 Mm hmmm. So that's something that happened. 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:45.160 Three days and then Christmas. 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:46.840 You had your birthday. You had a drive by birthday. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.200 Right. I love that birthday because I loved sitting down? 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:52.680 Do you love sitting down? 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:57.560 Because what's sitting down for and I love watching the 0:02:57.680 --> 0:03:00.840 Carrs and saying the thing and watch Stevie. 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:02.840 Oh you mean, like on the drive by when they 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:04.480 drive by and they had to honk their horns and 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.320 they have the like the signs and stuff. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:11.000 My really favorite part on her birthday was the blue flight. 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:14.240 I know what I'm gonna do on I turned seven. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:17.720 I'm gonna do a pop star birthday. I really said, 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.880 you want to signs? 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:24.880 Did you guys make any friends over the year? Meet 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.000 anybody new? 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.560 I meet somebody knew Shya. 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.720 That's not you didn't meet her. You know her since 0:03:30.760 --> 0:03:31.320 she was born. 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:35.560 No, when e was Shia. We were at the bag. 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:38.240 We saw a girl and we made a new friend. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:39.200 Oh nice. 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:40.440 I went camping. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.760 Oh, I went camping. 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:45.040 I saw a bear. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:47.480 You saw a bear. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.240 I think it was Cameron. 0:03:51.120 --> 0:03:54.520 It was Oh you got lude, ladies. I mean, I 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.920 guess you guys can't recall the last three hundred and 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:00.720 sixty five days, so we're gonna cutry. Are you short? 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:03.680 It was nice having you all, and thank you guys 0:04:03.680 --> 0:04:05.760 so much for coming on. We'll see you next year 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.680 on Good Mom's Bad Choices. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:12.200 Nye Ye, thank you for having us by a nailed on. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:17.840 I got, I got, I got, I got. 0:04:19.160 --> 0:04:21.440 And if you guys want to hear more from our 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:24.960 children's and they actually have more to say, they're just 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:26.480 being I don't know, shy right now. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:28.000 Nothing. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:34.320 We just don't remember anything. Yeah, hey, I just talking nothing. 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.200 You're just talking nothing, just talking nothing. I guess our 0:04:38.240 --> 0:04:40.720 questions aren't Our questions are whack, but we did ask 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:43.360 some good questions over a Patreon for the segment Ship 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:46.279 We Ask our Kids where we ask Luna and Iri 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:49.320 a few very interesting questions and they have some interesting 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:53.080 answers about Christmas, Santa, and more. So make sure you 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:56.760 go check out our patreon. That's patreon dot com backslash, 0:04:56.800 --> 0:05:00.120 Good Moms, Bad Choices. If you guys have been I've 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.880 been joined Patreon all year, you have been missing out 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:07.160 on so much content. In fact, if you're on Patreon 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.679 right now, you might as well and you've been joined 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.880 the whole year, you might as well just subscribe to 0:05:11.920 --> 0:05:14.000 the year because you're gonna save a lot more money 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:15.440 subscribing to the whole year. 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:19.360 You guys can go play yay bye, find. 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:27.320 A little Okay, I've just spent all my money on 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:33.839 IRI's Christmas holiday, and I'm a little stressed about that, 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:37.480 but it'll all be worth it in the end when 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.280 I get a thank you. 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:42.720 Mom, what about that one thing I asked for? That 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.800 one thing you forgot that you didn't get number, Oh 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:46.280 this is it? 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:46.599 Oh? 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:47.760 Thanks? 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:51.440 And also like Sanna is probably not getting this. I want, 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:55.520 I need, I need the credit a credit. Okay, Sannah's 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:57.360 gonna get her like one thing in that room, Okay, 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:58.600 everything else is Mama, all. 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.320 Right, I'm just relying on grandparents to put Santa on 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:03.040 something because. 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:04.480 I mean, and I know that, like I know she's 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.240 going to get like a thousand gifts other places. So 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:08.840 I don't know. I just felt like I wanted to 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:10.760 her room has like this been the same since she 0:06:10.920 --> 0:06:12.760 was a baby, and I was like, I need to 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:15.360 update the room, but not knowing like be what I 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:19.320 was kind of committing to, and all the like opinions 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:22.800 from people like are you paying for that? Was the opinions, Oh, 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.440 I think you should replace the blinds. Oh you need 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.080 to do this, like we need to paint this. Who's 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.359 paying for all these things? Right? You just want me 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:33.160 to do all these things for so you feel good 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:33.560 about it. 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.440 But I did, I did, I did do all the things, 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:42.080 and today I made to Malli's with my family and do. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:43.760 You have any with you? No, I have to go 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.800 back tomorrow and finish making them because we're making four 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:49.320 hundred thousand, million zillion of them. I'll be selling them 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:54.039 on Facebook marketplace to pay for my daughter's room. So 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.480 if you see some Tomali's on Facebook marketplace in the valley, 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.840 just that's me. Maybe I'll sell them on the instagrams too. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.640 I can't. Well, they're very delicious. How about twenty five 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:04.799 dollars for a dozen? 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:06.880 How many are you making over there? 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:10.120 Oh, I've probably made like already, like one hundred and fifty. 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:12.160 How many people are you guys having for Christmas? 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:12.760 It's like four? 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.720 Oh, so you're gonna freeze them from when I think. 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:17.800 Yeah, oh, of course, this is like Mexican tradition. We 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.160 always over make them, like if you're a Mexican or 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.160 if you or Latin, you know, like the family we 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.680 do the most. We make five hundred to Molly's and 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:30.280 we freeze one hundred of them. We eat them until 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.680 November next year. But at least now, like I've over 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.640 the years, I've been trying to like get learn how 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:39.040 to make them exactly how my grandmother makes them, and 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:42.640 like it's taken three years to figure it out because 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:45.080 like she'll start without me, like and so like I'll 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.800 miss steps, like even this today, like I did, I 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:50.040 got there late because Iri wasn't feeling well yesterday. And 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.120 I so you're still three years later, you still haven't 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:53.440 got all the time. So I got it now. I 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:55.040 went and like she had done a lot of shit, 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.520 but I literally sat her down. I was like, tell 0:07:57.560 --> 0:08:00.720 me everything, I'm not doing this again next year. I mean, 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:02.120 I am doing this again next year. But also like 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:04.840 she's getting old, like I mean, God willing, she'll be 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:06.640 here for many years to come. But like if anything 0:08:06.680 --> 0:08:10.000 should happen, like she dies with this recipe, she needs 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.400 to write it down. But this is specially she's like 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:15.120 she knows it. No, She's like I don't. I can't 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.000 write it down. It's just it's just things like I 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:18.680 just I just know what to do and what to 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:20.840 put in. And it's like I don't really know measurements 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:21.440 and things. 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:24.080 So especially when you're making four hundreds. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:26.520 I don't have an exact I don't have exact recipe, 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.600 but I know ingredients and the order of things that happen. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:30.440 You need to write it down. 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:31.320 I did write it down. 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:34.160 You're a recipe, You're like an exact ingredient recipe. Cook. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.080 I know, I wrote it all down the cook. Yeah. 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.760 So last year I have figured out like the masa, 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.440 which is it's just there, Like it's just there and ready. 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:46.480 But like I think I figured oh the chili. This 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:51.320 year I figured out like how to she prepares the pork. Anyway, 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.559 I've got it down. I've got it down, and now 0:08:54.559 --> 0:08:58.600 I can peacefully and know that I can pass this 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:03.840 tradition down to many people and ancestors or future people 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:06.160 to come. They better give a fuck because it took 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:09.760 a long time. What I re better fucking make these tomorrow. 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:11.480 It's all I have to say, Like when I'm dead 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.120 and gone, she's got to keep the tradition alive. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:17.400 Well, my family will make greens and black eyed peas surely. 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:17.720 Well. 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:22.360 Erica is over here stressing heavily. I am catching a 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:27.200 flight to Mexico tomorrow to skip it all. It's like 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.920 a fucking scrooge of moms. Yeah, I'm going out to town. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:34.600 I'm doing some work some cool model work in the 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:39.040 Cabo San Lucas Mountains. I don't really I've never been 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:41.600 a huge fan of Christmas. I think it's the man's holiday. 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.760 I think it's for money, and like Erica, I know 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:48.839 my kid cares. So today, to make sure I have 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:52.160 any guilt, I went and bought her a two hundred 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:57.040 dollars pink desk on Facebook Marketplace, and I also got 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:59.480 her some pink cowgirl boots. I mean, honestly, what could 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.800 you ask more? She has like so much family, though 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:07.000 her dad's family goes crazy. They open gifts at seven am, 0:10:07.040 --> 0:10:10.000 like she's gonna get more than enough shit. So I'm 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.120 not really worried about her, like the experience, I do 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:13.559 feel kind of bad that I won't be there, and 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.400 I just hope she's not scarred for life like that 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.360 one time at six year old Christmas. My mom isn't, 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:21.719 but I don't remember six year old Christmas, so I'm 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:25.880 hoping everything's fine. I'm at I'm excited to just go 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:29.439 put my fucking phone down because I'm addicted like a 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:30.520 fucking crackhead. 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:32.439 I am. 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.640 I'm really scared for me. I'm like, I saw social 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:40.160 dilemma and I'm still acting like a crackhead. So yeah, 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:45.240 I didn't get anyone anything either, including you. Great, I'm 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:47.280 never get anyone anything, and then I feel bad that people. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.280 But I'm like, why every year you keep getting me 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.920 stuff and you know I'm not getting you stuff like 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:54.520 the extended family like her dad's I'm like, I love 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.600 you guys, I do you know I forget about this 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:58.960 shit when I get Rachel send you guys some shit, 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:00.800 like right now, why even on this parture on me? 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:03.440 I just honestly, every year for the last five years, 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:05.160 I haven't really gotten shit I used to get, like 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:06.760 I used to paint them things. 0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:10.640 Well, yeah, it's my Like my mom is like I 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.800 don't know. She claims that she doesn't care about Christmas, 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:15.280 but literally she goes all out every year. Her whole 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:19.040 house is like fucking It's like it's like slooming down. Yeah, 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.439 it's like crazy. I haven't even got my mom a gift. 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:24.080 I don't know what I'm gonna get her, Like she 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.920 has everything. I'm like, I just get her a candle, 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:29.679 a frame, a beautiful photo. I feel like I'm always 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.200 framing photos she picked up. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.520 If I really want something, I'm really like, eh, yeah, 0:11:34.600 --> 0:11:36.480 next year, I want to be richer. I'm gonna do better. 0:11:36.480 --> 0:11:39.640 I'm by everybody something, including you, top of the list. 0:11:39.679 --> 0:11:42.960 I don't need anything good, Yeah, I just want people 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.200 to give me money. So if you would like to 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:47.240 give any any if you would like to give me 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:49.240 a gift or us a gift, just send us money. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.480 Join Patreon. That's how you give us a gift. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:53.719 Please join Patreon, Like, that's how you. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.520 Give us a gift. Like, that's how we pay for 0:11:55.600 --> 0:11:58.160 all the shit that we do. Like literally, we don't 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.120 really make much money over here. We're just trying. We'll 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:05.520 just create more content and create more things for you guys, 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.600 so that at some point it pays off. But Patreon 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:12.679 really helps us facilitate this podcast. 0:12:12.440 --> 0:12:14.600 Expenses that the podcast incourage. 0:12:14.679 --> 0:12:16.960 Yeah, because it's not for free. Okay. I don't have 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.840 time to be editing fucking episodes all night long anymore. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:21.760 I used to do that shit. But thank God for May. 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:22.439 Shout out to. 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.160 May, fucking Merry Christmas to us as May. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:28.200 Yeah our Pacherini. Yeah, so if you want to pay, 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:34.160 pay pay us so we can pay them help. That's okay, 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.400 that's it. I'm done begging oh, no, one wants to. 0:12:37.320 --> 0:12:39.400 Hear a vicious beg during Christmas, you know how, Like 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:41.200 just like everyone you just spend all your money on 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:44.240 your child, so everybody else, I know, but still you 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:48.600 could pay us ten dollars. So this is also it's Christmas, 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:51.800 but it's the end of the year, wrappery. It's been 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:56.120 quite to the year, motherfuckers. Oh my, has it? Has it? 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:59.160 I went back and listened to our guided meditation last 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:02.640 year and and it was like so hopeful. It was. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.920 It was a great meditation about visualization and looking into 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:09.360 twenty twenty and all the things that we were gonna 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:12.360 get done. But honestly, it just ended up cultivating in 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.720 a different way. This year has been like really great 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:18.280 for us. Obviously people have suffered also, have had to 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:23.000 shift and figure out what's important, what's not, what's extra honestly, 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:27.480 go go deep and go inside. Literally literally, we were 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:30.160 just like sitting here. I was just sitting here thinking 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:31.960 about this year. I don't know if we're talking about 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:32.480 the episodes. 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:34.960 I just was thinking about this year's ride period and 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:39.000 I'm like, fuck, this year feels like five years and 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:40.160 it's like it's COVID. 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:41.920 Yes, it's definite COVID. We're not doing shit. 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.800 But also it's just like so much has happened. I 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:47.720 feel like I've had like so many lessons in this 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:52.360 last year. It's been very, very, very fucking intense, and 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:56.520 I'm grateful for it, and I'm just also grateful to 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.400 be getting over it and it's ending and like entering 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.840 this new We just had a we just had a 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:08.160 uh winter Solstice. There's a huge shift and energy. I 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:11.400 feel it. Erica and I and Leaf shout out to Leaf, 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:14.320 I photographer and gig. We took mushrooms and had an 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:18.319 amazing time and I really got I think I activated 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:20.600 my full witch mode slash. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:22.120 Night Fairy mode. 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.760 I am now my full witch night Fairy. After the 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.400 Winter Solstice was you guys. 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:30.680 Well, we didn't know. First of all, I had I 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.240 guess I hadn't been on social so because I didn't 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:37.920 realize that we were unlocking our magical black powers that that. 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:40.600 That year moment, that evening and on Twitter, so we 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:42.760 didn't get them. And then it was also winter Solstice. 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:44.560 It was like all these things that were happening. And 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:45.840 then I'm like, what time is it? And He's like, 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.040 oh my god, it's eleven fifty nine. How did you 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:49.800 know to ask me that right now? I'm like, because 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:53.040 I am a night fairy. He was like, oh, yeah, 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:55.560 we did our we get our we get our powers tonight. 0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:57.120 We're like, are you joking? What are you is the 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:01.080 mushroom stocking? He's like, no, for real, black people are 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:02.640 getting their powers tonight. 0:15:02.680 --> 0:15:05.960 I'm like, tonight, right now, in. 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:09.120 The magical backyard, on the magical mushrooms, you are giving 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:14.120 us our magical powers. It was amazing. I believed every 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:17.720 part of it. I felt it. And side note, if 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:21.400 you've never done mushrooms during the holidays next to a 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:22.600 Christmas tree. 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.520 You haven't lived at all. You haven't done shit. 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:28.200 You haven't done shit, because during mushrooms during the holidays 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:32.040 next to a Christmas tree, specifically one that like blinks, 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:35.040 not even multiple it's literally like I felt like we 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:36.040 were in multiple places. 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.480 At one point, I felt like we were like on 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:40.040 an island. It was like a tropical island Christmas tree. Well, 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:41.120 it depends on music's playing. 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:41.360 Yeah. 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:43.920 Then I was like, we're in Malibu, which is essentially 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.240 kind of an island, but if you're from La you 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.480 know it's a little different. So then I was like, 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.280 we're it to Malibu Beach Party Christmas Tree. And then 0:15:49.320 --> 0:15:51.560 I was like, oh, now it's a Christmas story from 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.320 the movie a Christmas Story Christmas Tree. 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.640 We were in a cottage with snow, went in the 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.200 cottage with snow. At the second half of our trip, 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:00.920 we went outside. 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:04.960 Finally, finally, we finally we laughed ourselves. 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:07.840 To tears off of Tender. At one point, we both 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.520 facetimed some niggas at the same time and we made them. 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:12.400 Talk via the face time, and. 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:15.160 We got the biggest kick out of that ship. We're like, look, 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:18.760 they're face time facetiming. It was so great. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:23.320 They were like, who. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:27.920 Hi, Hi, what's going on my face face time? We're like, oh, yes, 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:28.840 we're geniuses. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.240 Oh my god. And then we went on Tender. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.920 We started reading the Tender profiles, which I don't even 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:36.600 know if this is going to translate. It's funny because 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:40.000 we were on mushrooms, but it was fucking hilarious. There 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:42.240 was one who was like, looking for a coal that's 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:46.400 super cute, super super sweet, super fun and super super sarcastic, 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:49.000 super sexy and super sarcastic, super sweet, super fun, super 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:51.160 sexy and super sarcastic. They were like, oh, that's quite 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:51.760 the combination. 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:54.440 I was like, Wow, he's super looking for some ship 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:56.760 that he's probably not gonna find less. 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:58.800 You're super cute, super smart, super fun and super sexy 0:16:58.800 --> 0:16:59.880 and super sarkist. 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:03.960 Sarcast I say it five times fast. You're not making 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.400 the cut. You can't make the cut. It's super sarcastic. 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:09.920 And then also we saw another profile of a very 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:13.919 interesting looking woman and her profile I mean literally it 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:15.280 really makes me feel like I need to step my 0:17:15.320 --> 0:17:20.440 profile up. But it was something like domb sub clear 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:23.840 straight looking for fun, like I'll touch your butt, but 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:24.600 don't touch mine. 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.200 I'll touch you touch my butt, No, I'll touch yours first. 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:33.439 Or slat ever, well, slat ever, which is my new 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.399 favorite word, whatever. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:37.560 Period, Like everybody text me other day. She's like, I'll 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:41.520 be there around four seat ever if you don't shut that, 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:45.399 I'm never letting slut ever go because that girl changed 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:46.320 my life with that word. 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:50.600 And then she wrote at the bottom Fedora cargoes. No, 0:17:52.880 --> 0:17:53.520 I forget she hit. 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:55.560 It on the note. She was she was amazing, she 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:59.680 was on point because you know, you know the cargo guy. 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.880 I don't want to. I don't know no parts OF's cargos. 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:03.320 No. 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:06.119 In fact, actually I think I got a FaceTime recently 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:08.800 from random, who is like a hard for doora cargo 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:09.400 type of guy. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.000 But you also, I don't like too as caangles. Remember 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:13.840 the caangle hats? 0:18:13.880 --> 0:18:15.640 Oh god, no, I don't want it. It's like the 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:18.520 ones like the yes. No, that's the same as a Fedora. 0:18:18.920 --> 0:18:23.520 That fedora with the feather and ship I don't want. 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:25.919 I'm actually mad at the fedora in the right at 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:28.960 the right place, right time, right, But the cagle never 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:30.840 fucking works. So if you're listening right now, you're a 0:18:30.920 --> 0:18:32.320 nigga that you know. Thanks, you're doing some ship. 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:34.320 When you put that shit on, let the cagle go. 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:35.720 Don't wear that shit please. 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:40.040 I danced around the Christmas tree. Erica was silent for 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:41.040 about ninety minutes. 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:42.240 I was shivering. 0:18:42.480 --> 0:18:45.840 She was so cold and I could feel nothing. She 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.720 was freezing, and I was like, I feel great. Everything's 0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:53.119 ninety eight degrees. And then we unlocked the second second 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:55.960 half of our trip and went outside, partially because it 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:57.800 was did you realize it was so dark because it 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:00.520