Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hey everyone, Hey, Hey Marie, Hey Andrew. How are we
Speaker 2: How are we doing?
Speaker 1: I'm doing great. Good to see your faces on zoom
Speaker 1: again again.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to complain this episode because I'm working
Speaker 2: on myself.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing this episode. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: a better me.
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, eck turtlenack. First, I just want.
Speaker 2: To be I want to have a positive outlook, and
Speaker 2: I just want to smash any negativity that comes my
Speaker 2: way today.
Speaker 1: Okay, what kind of negativity has been coming your waises?
Speaker 2: I mean when people keep telling me the updates, it's like, sis,
Speaker 2: I already know. I know that people are dying, I
Speaker 2: know that people are broke. I know that our economy
Speaker 2: and president is trash. I know all this stuff. I
Speaker 2: can't I can't hear it every day. I can hear it,
Speaker 2: I think once or twice.
Speaker 1: A week, once or twice a week. Since it's seven
Speaker 1: days and with this quarantine, seven days now feels like
Speaker 1: literally half a month. You only need one or two
Speaker 1: times a week to hear updates about the court, about
Speaker 1: the Coronas.
Speaker 2: Monday and Friday, we're gonna start to start the week off.
Speaker 1: Tell me about it. Towards the end of the week.
Speaker 1: Let me know what happened which today?
Speaker 3: Today is Friday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Friday. Also, sorry, you want to start the
Speaker 1: week with the news and then end with the news,
Speaker 1: But Saturday Sunday, not really that much is gonna change.
Speaker 1: This's only two days have passed since you last got
Speaker 1: your update. I need a break, you know which you received.
Speaker 3: Did you receive the news yet today?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Someone, someone's our friend, Amina sent us something in the
Speaker 2: group chat and I was like, okay, thank you. They're
Speaker 2: pushing back the date, the quarantine date.
Speaker 3: Wait when.
Speaker 1: To March twentieth, May twentieth. It sounds like you haven't
Speaker 1: gotten your news today, Andrew.
Speaker 3: I know I didn't. I'm getting it through Amina.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: May okay, I mean yeah, that's that's what we were thinking. Anyway.
Speaker 1: In my mind, the number that I have in my
Speaker 1: mind is June first. I don't know why, but that's
Speaker 1: just what I feel. So May twentieth is an upgrade
Speaker 1: for me. I'm like, oh, okay, I can go out
Speaker 1: before Memorial Day maybe.
Speaker 2: But even then, even then, when they let us out,
Speaker 2: do you think we are really want to be out
Speaker 2: with a whole bunch of people.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not absolutely, yes, we do. There's gonna be people
Speaker 1: who stay home because they're like, it's like when they
Speaker 1: the update for the iPhone comes out. There's people who
Speaker 1: get it right away, and there's people who wait a
Speaker 1: little bit because they're like, I gotta let them work
Speaker 1: out the kinks. That's what's gonna happen with this whole
Speaker 1: Corona thing. People who are itching to go home out
Speaker 1: are in the windows with their shoes tied. They're gonna
Speaker 1: sprint outside. And then there are people who get are
Speaker 1: just gonna be like, I'm gonna give it a week
Speaker 1: or two just to see I'm going outside. I already
Speaker 1: had it. I'm going right outside.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna take a I'm gonna take a minute.
Speaker 2: It's fine. What's the rush. It's not like it's not
Speaker 2: like I have a day job.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. That's they're gonna give us us free.
Speaker 1: And you're gonna be the first person out doing six
Speaker 1: shows in one night. You're gonna be at You're gonna
Speaker 1: be at everybody's welcome back part. You are the most
Speaker 1: you are the most non stain home nigga. I know,
Speaker 1: and you're telling me, you're gonna stay well now I'm
Speaker 1: in the house.
Speaker 2: Nigga nigga Okay, but I have a nigga, not you, Andrew, nigga.
Speaker 3: No, but Sidney actually seems okay. I'm getting really great
Speaker 3: vibes from you. The home life is working. That's such
Speaker 3: interesting that you say otherwise, Well.
Speaker 2: I just need to clean my apartment. That's my problem.
Speaker 2: I haven't really been working on that. I need to
Speaker 2: just like buy paintings. I need to draw, maybe like
Speaker 2: make get some pottery barn up in here.
Speaker 1: Do you do you feel like this is what you're
Speaker 1: expected to do or is this what you actually want
Speaker 1: to do? This is what I want to do.
Speaker 2: I want to get some arts and craft up and
Speaker 2: through Alabama.
Speaker 1: Av you know, wow, I want to get I want to.
Speaker 2: Get some like bougie bougie Brownsville esthetic going on.
Speaker 1: So Society six heard you.
Speaker 2: Some pieces? Yeah, I just just like, why not?
Speaker 1: Why the fuck not?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't even want to show y'all what
Speaker 2: the other side of this room look like. But I
Speaker 2: will because why not?
Speaker 1: But ooh oh wow, oh my god, Andrew, show us
Speaker 1: your little corner friend, what's happening over there? This is cute.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're in a waiting room.
Speaker 3: I know, it literally looks like a therapist waiting room.
Speaker 3: So I have a little like cue.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that long mirror. Where's that from?
Speaker 3: I don't know. My mom is an interior designer, so
Speaker 3: she just has Well that's.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. Send me some things, Andrew. What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Oh your one imports? Love it?
Speaker 3: A little uh fold out table?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you got a bunk bed, bitch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a lofted bed. Yes, do you see it?
Speaker 1: I it? How do people get like a good like
Speaker 1: thrusting stance from?
Speaker 2: That's where you be fucking, Andrew.
Speaker 3: And you know what the crazy is?
Speaker 1: On that couch you have on, you be fucking in
Speaker 1: the ceiling.
Speaker 3: It's usually taller men than I, and so it gets
Speaker 3: real crazy wait.
Speaker 1: Positions.
Speaker 3: This is yeah, it doesn't know there is a high ceiling,
Speaker 3: so it really you can kneel. I can kneel right here, said.
Speaker 1: I can kneel comfortably beating. I gotta coat. I'm a
Speaker 1: head out, Andrew. Don't let us you have sex on
Speaker 1: the couch you're sitting on right now.
Speaker 3: Like we do we we do, we do that here
Speaker 3: a lot and this is this is a this is
Speaker 3: a pull up bed as well, so oh work, and.
Speaker 1: Don't know about to be pulling out? I like that,
Speaker 1: don't know about to be pulling out on that pullout?
Speaker 2: Okay maybe.
Speaker 3: Right now? Sydney, what is that? Is that a couch
Speaker 3: that look like it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is it's college vibes and I love. Can
Speaker 1: everybody put their leg up at the same time? Andrew
Speaker 1: wait for you five six, seven, eight. We'll look at
Speaker 1: them games your leg day? You do day like we
Speaker 1: do not?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we Andrew's doing better than everybody over here.
Speaker 3: I'm not totally not.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, let's talk about it. How have you been doing?
Speaker 1: Because we okay, well, let's give people a little bit
Speaker 1: of a high in the actors studio. We recorded one
Speaker 1: episode of the podcast on Zoom yesterday, but we didn't
Speaker 1: really get to talk before the three of us, like
Speaker 1: in depth. You know, so technically this is going to
Speaker 1: be the first real Zoom episode that this is. This
Speaker 1: is it? So Andrew, Sydney, how have you guys been doing? Andrew?
Speaker 1: What you've been up to?
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, like the first week, I feel
Speaker 3: like a lot of people were, uh, and you know
Speaker 3: I've been I like completely deleted my hinge account, re downloaded,
Speaker 3: just to like talk to guys and like just give
Speaker 3: them time, you know, to make because I would love,
Speaker 3: I like love the attention, you know, having someone text
Speaker 3: me constantly and then they're like, oh, hey, like we're
Speaker 3: gonna hang out after quarantine. I'm like, when this is over,
Speaker 3: this is also over.
Speaker 1: Right, because dona body, if you want to meet you
Speaker 1: in real life, I just need somebody to.
Speaker 3: Tell you need somebody, yeah, because I'm going.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're gonna talk to somebody that you
Speaker 2: might want to meet in real life.
Speaker 1: No, he said he doesn't want to meet anybody, but.
Speaker 3: It feels nice to like get good morning texts and
Speaker 3: good nights and like, oh, like if i'd like say like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm just not having the best day, like I like
Speaker 3: a concerned a concerned man in the messages.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are doing that though.
Speaker 1: Most of the women anyway that follow me on Instagram
Speaker 1: are doing that.
Speaker 3: Oh really yeah, they're.
Speaker 1: Talking to multiple men that they had no desire to
Speaker 1: keep me in real life. But you know, having someone
Speaker 1: to talk to and get to know and FaceTime and
Speaker 1: get a good morning text from is nice?
Speaker 2: It's nice while we're locked up, but it's also like, yes,
Speaker 2: it's nice, but don't you feel like in the back
Speaker 2: of your head a little bit, this is just dead air?
Speaker 2: This is dead's face? This is why am I doing this?
Speaker 1: What is this?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 1: What most of the facetimes we've been doing are Sydney
Speaker 1: dead air. You're talking to people that you haven't spoke
Speaker 1: to since Great. I feel like that's how bored we
Speaker 1: all are right now? Is I mean? You have two options, right,
Speaker 1: or maybe you have three options. You can talk to
Speaker 1: your family and your friends that you speak to every.
Speaker 3: Day, yeah, every day.
Speaker 1: You can speak to people that you can TBT and
Speaker 1: speak to people that you haven't spoken to since art
Speaker 1: class or home ch in ninth grade. Or you can
Speaker 1: go on dates with people that you don't know, learn
Speaker 1: something new, get to know somebody, and then they're dead
Speaker 1: to you and we can go outside.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think like it's like a different a couple different ways
Speaker 1: that you can do it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I've just been talking to my friends, so
Speaker 2: you know that has been helpful. I mean I talk
Speaker 2: to Larry Owens like every day for you know, hours
Speaker 2: at a time. Sometimes you just have the phone on
Speaker 2: each other and we're using our laptops just to feel like, oh,
Speaker 2: somebody else is.
Speaker 1: Here, you know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm not on Hinge and I wasn't good
Speaker 2: at it before this, so I just don't feel like
Speaker 2: the best of me is gonna come out right now.
Speaker 1: But that, I think is the beauty of what our
Speaker 1: current situation is is they don't have to be the best.
Speaker 1: People are so bored that they'll take the mediocre version
Speaker 1: of you. They'll take the version that's trying. They'll be like, oh, okay, well,
Speaker 1: I mean not everybody, not everybody's gonna take mediocre version
Speaker 1: of Sydney. But I don't know the Hinge thing.
Speaker 2: I oh wait, let's just just just get it right.
Speaker 2: The mediocre Sydney is the best of y'all. You know
Speaker 2: the people listening right now.
Speaker 1: So okay, all right, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Everyone left the chi.
Speaker 1: These people haven't been listening to you talk about how
Speaker 1: perfect you are for the last two years, right, Ain't
Speaker 1: no use is I don't know. I had no interest
Speaker 1: in being on Hinge or Tinder. The first week at
Speaker 1: the quarantine, somebody was like, uh, do you want to
Speaker 1: hang out? And I was like what, and he was like,
Speaker 1: do you want to come over?
Speaker 3: That's so alarming to me.
Speaker 2: That is scary to me.
Speaker 1: I was brushing my teeth and I almost choked on
Speaker 1: my quick toothbrush and I was like, ah, no, I
Speaker 1: feel like for you to be inviting somebody that you
Speaker 1: don't know to your house in the middle of all
Speaker 1: this means that you either got it.
Speaker 5: You got it, You're about to kill me. No, you
Speaker 5: got it, or your dick is non existent. You got it.
Speaker 5: Anybody who's saying, let's do something, got it.
Speaker 2: That's how we.
Speaker 1: That's how we knew who's sang let's do something. Got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you're like, if it's somebody that you already hooked
Speaker 1: up with since the quarantine started or before it start,
Speaker 1: like you're allowed to still do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Marie's got loopholes over there.
Speaker 1: He gave the city dig down and a loophole, the
Speaker 1: only person on his call with a loophole. No, hmmm
Speaker 1: mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm. Yeah, Andrew, have you
Speaker 1: looked up with anybody since this started?
Speaker 3: No, there was this guy like second week that was
Speaker 3: like it seemed like okay, Like he was like proposing
Speaker 3: an idea, like hey, like I would just like someone
Speaker 3: to hook up with during this time, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: just like one person, and I was like, yeah, that'd
Speaker 3: be okay, Like I think I'd be okay with that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: living far away, but I never met him before. And
Speaker 3: then he sent me dick pic in the morning and
Speaker 3: I'm like not settling for that during quarantine.
Speaker 6: How didn't look like describe it if describe it with
Speaker 6: a fruit, a real skinny pair. So it was skinny
Speaker 6: on the top and sat on the bottom.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing. He sent like a disappearing image
Speaker 3: on Instagram first of it like poking out of his jockstrap,
Speaker 3: and I was and then I just liked it. And
Speaker 3: he's like he got mad that I just liked it
Speaker 3: because I was like whatever, he just liked it to
Speaker 3: be like polite. Yeah, I didn't want to make it
Speaker 3: go crazy, and.
Speaker 4: That is me.
Speaker 2: I don't like when someone likes a comic that I
Speaker 2: that I put in the replies. So I'm definitely if
Speaker 2: I show you a genital of mine and you're just
Speaker 2: like thumbs up.
Speaker 3: It was like literally his penis creeping out of undergarments
Speaker 3: like like just ahead, and I was like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck is this?
Speaker 2: So he gave you a little mushroom exactly you should be.
Speaker 3: Happy with this, and I was like that wasn't really
Speaker 3: and he got mad and I was like, well, how
Speaker 3: could he.
Speaker 1: Give you a sneak peek of the dick tells me
Speaker 1: everything I need to know about what the dick looks like.
Speaker 3: So he sent me like another one of a full
Speaker 3: a image and it was just it.
Speaker 1: Was exactly what you thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 3: Someone that would hither.
Speaker 1: Trash wo Sydney. Your head looks good like this?
Speaker 2: You like, yeah, I never really wear it. I never
Speaker 2: wear it up.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta clip. You got one of them,
Speaker 1: like why girl clips in it?
Speaker 2: I got a little clippy clip in it. I got
Speaker 2: one of them like little Duane read a little jump offs.
Speaker 2: The thing is is that it's like this is the
Speaker 2: time to let yourself go or build yourself up. So
Speaker 2: I've I'm in a conflict because I have a lace
Speaker 2: front on and we're going we're going into month one.
Speaker 2: I have a lace front on during quarantine and I'm
Speaker 2: getting dragged left and right. It's like, sis, let your
Speaker 2: edges breathe. Sis, let's see the real youth telling.
Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no no no no,
Speaker 1: you gotta tell them the truty. Sis. Why are we
Speaker 1: telling you to let your edges breath because the wig
Speaker 1: is already puddle that once you pop, the top has
Speaker 1: already pop. Sis. We're just like Sidney. Essie's like, well,
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do with my hair when it
Speaker 1: when I if I take this wig off? And it's like, Sis,
Speaker 1: the same thing Gabrielle Union is doing with hers never
Speaker 1: is rich. She's not doing anything with her hair. Though
Speaker 1: nobody's coming to her house to do her hair. She's
Speaker 1: washing it when she's hanging out with her little daughter,
Speaker 1: you know, her little husband.
Speaker 2: I I should, you know, just embrace what I look
Speaker 2: like and just be happy. But you might get a call,
Speaker 2: you might get a call to you might need to
Speaker 2: be on FaceTime with a boo thing, and I just
Speaker 2: I don't want to be in a bonnet the whole time.
Speaker 1: You gotta you got a boot thing that you want
Speaker 1: to tell us about, sus.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying, like, what if that happens? What
Speaker 2: if you know, what if that happened. Your blue things
Speaker 2: also gonna have a bonded on sis.
Speaker 1: That's what's gonna happen or no tie up?
Speaker 2: Andrews like, I can't relate.
Speaker 3: I'm a head out and vomit.
Speaker 1: You heard me sitting I said, tie a fitted sheet
Speaker 1: around your head.
Speaker 2: I will not. It's Luke, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's that I'm trying to figure out if
Speaker 2: I should work out. That's another thing that I'm I
Speaker 2: have like a conflict in because I'm laying in the
Speaker 2: bed all day. Laying in the bed, I'm laying down
Speaker 2: most of the day, I'm gonna get bed sores.
Speaker 1: So what's what you're trying to figure out whether you
Speaker 1: want that source or not?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, well do you want them or do you not?
Speaker 1: This is easy?
Speaker 2: Are you working out? Andrew?
Speaker 3: No? I do want to point out that you're talking
Speaker 3: about being in the bed the entire day while drinking
Speaker 3: a red Bull something that would energize you.
Speaker 1: Also, let's talk about how the fact that she's not
Speaker 1: supposed to be drinking Red Bulls, but she's been drinking
Speaker 1: them NonStop since at least nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 2: So yeah, some people vape.
Speaker 1: I do red Bull?
Speaker 2: Red bull is equivalent to vaping. It's it's so not
Speaker 2: good for you.
Speaker 3: What is it doing for you?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: For me?
Speaker 2: I'm so Andrew, hold on.
Speaker 1: Ro I just want to point out that you're talking
Speaker 1: about laying down all day while.
Speaker 7: Rin energy beverage. What is it doing for you? Yes,
Speaker 7: quarantine Andrew, qute and dow anyway, Sidney, Yes, what is
Speaker 7: it doing?
Speaker 3: Answer the question?
Speaker 2: It's doing absolutely nothing. It's just soothing me for some reason.
Speaker 2: It's a it's the security blanket.
Speaker 1: Why do you like red Bulls? Do you like the
Speaker 1: way it makes you feel? Do you like?
Speaker 2: It makes me feel like I'm paying attention in conversations
Speaker 2: and in while I'm watching things. It gives me a
Speaker 2: sense of direction to stay present.
Speaker 1: I've seen you drink red bulls and be completely clocked out.
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: I don't feel that way, but thank you for telling
Speaker 2: me how you feel. Marie Sidney, I've seen you drink
Speaker 2: red bull in the studio and not and be on
Speaker 2: your phone. But what am I doing now?
Speaker 3: Though she's focusing on the phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, Sidney, I think there's I don't think
Speaker 1: that there's a right way or the wrong way to
Speaker 1: do anything right now, everything that we're going through is
Speaker 1: like unprecedented. This is gonna be in textbooks like this.
Speaker 1: People are gonna read about this in social studies and
Speaker 1: history class. Like everything that's happening so far, in my
Speaker 1: mind is just gonna get worse. But it's whatever you do,
Speaker 1: what you want to do at your own pace. You
Speaker 1: watch Instagram workout videos, or you don't. You go for
Speaker 1: a runner. You don't just roll over when you win
Speaker 1: the bed since so your body don't get so like,
Speaker 1: you know stores On one side.
Speaker 2: You know, it's so funny. There's gonna be people who
Speaker 2: were conceived during quarantine time.
Speaker 1: And most bies gonna be ugly.
Speaker 2: Quarantine babies are gonna be.
Speaker 1: Hideous, and they're all gonna be born around Christmas and New.
Speaker 8: Year's They're they're being conceived through border.
Speaker 2: So it's just like the face gonna be lazy, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be real rough draft lazy face.
Speaker 1: The baby's gonna look like Mickey rock.
Speaker 2: Rock roar.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 2: Is that is that in nine Mickey Warrick who was
Speaker 2: in nine and a half weeks or like after all
Speaker 2: the bad plastics, I didn't see nine and a half weeks. Oh,
Speaker 2: you gotta watch this, watch it.
Speaker 1: I've seen two weeks. Notice is that the name of
Speaker 1: the movie was Sandra Bullock.
Speaker 3: What is that two weeks?
Speaker 1: That is? I think it's her and Ryan Reynolds. Am
Speaker 1: I making this?
Speaker 3: Are you thinking of the proposal? That's Reynolds?
Speaker 1: But there's a there's a movie called two and a
Speaker 1: half weeks or two weeks?
Speaker 3: Yeah, very familiar, Sidy finished.
Speaker 1: Her Mickey wrote rock Rowick story.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, because I hit up Rosebud last night and I
Speaker 2: was like, girl, y'all are you and Andy? That's her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm still having her fiance?
Speaker 2: Oh, her fiance, that's right. I was like, are y'all
Speaker 2: still having sex? And she said, yeah, we just finished,
Speaker 2: And I said, wait, holl we just finished. I'm like,
Speaker 2: y'all are just having sex every day during the quarantine.
Speaker 2: Y'all not tired of each other? Like the positions don't change?
Speaker 1: Like Sidny, you just sound horny and Jealousis that's what
Speaker 1: you sound like? If you had somebody to have sex
Speaker 1: with every day, you would be having sex every day, but.
Speaker 2: Not I have sex every day. I'm sorry, that's not
Speaker 2: my brand. I don't have sex every day. I would
Speaker 2: have sex, you know, three times in one night, and
Speaker 2: then I'm good for a couple of days and then
Speaker 2: the next time. Lesbian sex is different. I just want
Speaker 2: you to know. It is draining. It's so much emotion
Speaker 2: built up. It's not just physical.
Speaker 1: Every lesbian does not have sex the same way. There
Speaker 1: are lesbians a lah Lean away that do what they
Speaker 1: want and do who they want, and then they leave.
Speaker 1: They're future Hendricks lesbians.
Speaker 2: To the listeners out there, to who's lesbians? Let me
Speaker 2: know how you'll y'all sex? And during the quarantine?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it passionate?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: We don't?
Speaker 2: This is the quarantine strap born we got so like
Speaker 2: it's not expensive. It's like makeshift. You made it out
Speaker 2: of some shit.
Speaker 1: It's a zucchini squash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what are y'all doing?
Speaker 1: Let me know?
Speaker 2: Because I just feel like, ugh, I wouldn't be able
Speaker 2: to get into it. Like I'm horny, but I feel
Speaker 2: like if I actually had sex, it would be bad.
Speaker 1: Why Well, with that attitude, it's gonna be trash man,
Speaker 1: because I'm restless.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like restless energy because you're drinking.
Speaker 1: Red bulls on the count. I'm restless because you an
Speaker 1: energy drink and not doing she.
Speaker 2: And when you get out of here you think the
Speaker 2: sex is gonna be good or no.
Speaker 3: I think it will be great. I'm looking for just summer.
Speaker 1: If we get out for summertime, it's gonna be wild, crazy,
Speaker 1: messy because people are like, well, I haven't done anything
Speaker 1: in a month. I'm just gonna go balls to the
Speaker 1: wall do everything that i've Yeah.
Speaker 3: I really think like the gays are going to create
Speaker 3: new STDs. I believe, do you?
Speaker 1: I don't get back locked in the house.
Speaker 3: There's gonna be something new.
Speaker 1: Two weeks notice with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant. Oh
Speaker 1: I did not see, but I thought that I knew it,
Speaker 1: But I knew Sandra was in it. Unprotected sex, unprotected.
Speaker 3: Gay only ones, only ones with someone that I like
Speaker 3: plan to do it with, you know, not like going
Speaker 3: up car and meeting someone a tv T. Yeah, a TVT.
Speaker 1: Ah seeney. Unprotected sex.
Speaker 2: I mean, nobody's putting condoms on their fingers. Who's gonna
Speaker 2: finger me? So I'm always unprotected.
Speaker 3: Have you ever been with anybody that has used like
Speaker 3: a dental dame or anything?
Speaker 2: No, never, nobody. Nobody's using some ran wrap next to
Speaker 2: my kitty cat. That's just not happening.
Speaker 1: No kling rap for the couch.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's just like either you either you trust
Speaker 2: it or you don't. You do the taste tests.
Speaker 1: What's the taste test? This walk us through.
Speaker 2: You take a pinky and you hit it from the
Speaker 2: you go inside, and then hit it up up to
Speaker 2: the to the war the clid is. You knock it
Speaker 2: a few times and then you taste it at the
Speaker 2: end and if it tastes like uh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: if it tastes like stainless steel, wait, ste is good
Speaker 2: or bad? Stainless steel is no bueno?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want it to taste like white refrigerator.
Speaker 1: That's what mine says, like white refrigerator. Down she got
Speaker 1: a light refriger baby, who is the ghetto?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't like. I don't like when people
Speaker 2: were like, oh uh, someone tastes like water.
Speaker 1: That's just water.
Speaker 2: That's not real. Okay, that is real. Some people taste
Speaker 2: have a little as midcheet of something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, water with salt in its pasta water since yeah,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: It tastes like a red bull tastes like, uh, what's
Speaker 3: the energy potential energy?
Speaker 2: Because sometimes it's a little chalky, you know, it feels
Speaker 2: like school talky.
Speaker 1: No Sidney, chalky is bad. No, baby, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. But it's just like it's okay if it
Speaker 2: has like a little taste to it.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, but white refrigerator is not the taste
Speaker 1: that we want anybody's coach to have.
Speaker 2: Uh okay, but wait, did you guys have a highlight
Speaker 2: of the week though, Because that's what I think we
Speaker 2: should get into. We should always have one thing that
Speaker 2: happened that's positive that you're grateful for that like lifted
Speaker 2: your spirits something.
Speaker 1: Okay said if you want to kick us off, friend,
Speaker 1: you got something you want to.
Speaker 2: Share, I will say that someone that I think likes me,
Speaker 2: you know, wrote on my page and it was a
Speaker 2: cute comment and that I was like, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I like that high light of the week.
Speaker 2: I like if you think someone has a crush on you,
Speaker 2: or you have a crush on someone and they write
Speaker 2: on a post, then you're like, I need to make
Speaker 2: more pictures or videos that are just like this to
Speaker 2: get that attention.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah.
Speaker 2: You don't agree with me affecting what's on the grid.
Speaker 1: You don't agree.
Speaker 3: Someone was calling me, oh no, what you're still here?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're screaming oh no into our faces.
Speaker 2: I can't find you guys.
Speaker 3: Okay and click on it.
Speaker 2: Andrew, Okay, Andrew, you're such an asshole. Do you have anything,
Speaker 2: Marie that you're you're happy about.
Speaker 1: Highlight of the week. WHOA, I had sex this week
Speaker 1: and it was fantastic.
Speaker 2: Give us the blow by blow sis the week.
Speaker 1: He came to pick me up in his car. This
Speaker 1: is somebody that I had sex with like two weeks ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: weeks ago. So it's like we've already You've already done
Speaker 1: this and I've been self quarantining. He's been self quarantining.
Speaker 1: So you know, he came to pick me up. You know,
Speaker 1: he gave me a look massage. Uh it was the
Speaker 1: head was cute, the sex was good. Uh, she squirted it.
Speaker 1: She came, she had a great job, and then she
Speaker 1: got dropped off.
Speaker 2: But you, first of all, you always squirt, You always come,
Speaker 2: So it's not like this. Nothing always come.
Speaker 1: Like I've been having sex for X amount of years
Speaker 1: and I don't always come and I don't always pork.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, as of recent you're you're doing
Speaker 2: well sexually.
Speaker 1: Sure, but I hadn't had sex in like, you know,
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. And you know, it was like
Speaker 1: riding a bike, a beautiful bike with a people anyway,
Speaker 1: highlight of the week. And then he gave me ice
Speaker 1: cream and.
Speaker 2: I went hole, he got to ice cream free. Oh
Speaker 2: he likes you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you do. Do you like him? Do
Speaker 1: you like him?
Speaker 2: I like him?
Speaker 1: Highlight of the firelight, Sidney. You know that I like him.
Speaker 2: I mean, Marie, I've known you for X amount of years.
Speaker 2: So does Andrew. And we don't hear you say you
Speaker 2: liking someone.
Speaker 1: You were on the phone yesterday and I told you
Speaker 1: that I liked him.
Speaker 3: And yes, you have had this conversation here. I don't
Speaker 3: think you've ever said that you've liked someone.
Speaker 1: I have the guy, the guy that I date, the
Speaker 1: guy with the shampoo bottle, shampoo bottle dick.
Speaker 2: I said I liked him, but I don't like him.
Speaker 2: Remember that's not the same, Marie, that's not the same.
Speaker 1: I like it, but I don't care about him. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I look this guy. It's cool. It's fun until it's not.
Speaker 2: But you know, you throw that until it's not in there,
Speaker 2: and it's just like, but it's it's great right now.
Speaker 1: So it is great right now. Uh, he's not having
Speaker 1: sex with anybody else. I'm not having sex with anybody
Speaker 1: else on the record. Well right now?
Speaker 3: How often are you seeing him?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I just saw him two days ago. I might see
Speaker 1: him today. I feel like, why not? You know, I
Speaker 1: don't have to be up early for the podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 2: God, I'm so happy that.
Speaker 1: But we have not discussed any of these things. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I'm probably gonna see him again in like
Speaker 1: the next couple of days.
Speaker 2: Are you going to cook dinner for him?
Speaker 1: I'm a cook dinner for me, and if there's some left,
Speaker 1: i'll brando his house. Look, I'm cooking dinner for myself.
Speaker 2: Sush Andrew over there, salty as fuck?
Speaker 1: What's going on, babe?
Speaker 2: Highlight of the week?
Speaker 3: Not that my we I've been watching the people clap
Speaker 3: every day. I've even hearing the people clap every day
Speaker 3: at seven.
Speaker 1: I heard it yesterday but nobody was coming down the street.
Speaker 3: They just clap, So they just clap at seven. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 3: and so I'm looking into the middle of a city block,
Speaker 3: and so I see everybody come out onto their balconies
Speaker 3: and windows other windows and stuff and going out into
Speaker 3: their backyards. And I think that is cute and I
Speaker 3: like it every day at seven, what do you clap?
Speaker 3: I don't clap. I'll do like a little like a
Speaker 3: little one. If someone like sees me watching, you know,
Speaker 3: oh yeah.
Speaker 1: They come down you're black and clap.
Speaker 2: Bro you know where I live, you know where they
Speaker 2: not even quarantine and over here, So so you know,
Speaker 2: you Sydney. I'm just keeping it real.
Speaker 1: Well. I mean, maybe you should start a friend.
Speaker 2: Maybe you clap yes, and they'll boom me over here.
Speaker 1: It's what you.
Speaker 2: Clap in back.
Speaker 3: It really did catch me off guard the first day
Speaker 3: it happened. I was like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 3: I didn't get the memo, but the clapping, and so
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, everyone's clapping. It's insane and you're
Speaker 3: just like what I literally thought it was like over
Speaker 3: I thought like they were like, oh, you can come
Speaker 3: out of your houses and everyone just clapping, And I
Speaker 3: was like, what's the first thing.
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna do when we get out? First?
Speaker 1: Thing you're gonna spend your that first dollar on when
Speaker 1: we get get our freedom.
Speaker 2: I want to get some really good sushi from Sugarfish.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite spot.
Speaker 1: This is coming from the person who says she's gonna wait,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go straight to sushi?
Speaker 2: No, what what's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: We're gonna go straight to fish?
Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Sidney, have of all the things that
Speaker 1: you could eat coming out of quarantine, you're just gonna
Speaker 1: go right to sushi. Love it. Love that for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, sushi?
Speaker 1: What kind of rules we're gonna get?
Speaker 2: I love a crab crab hand roll.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, that's my favorite. Okay, Andrew, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? What's the first thing you're gonna spend money
Speaker 1: on when you get outside?
Speaker 3: I really just need to do laundry. Have you guys
Speaker 3: been doing laundry?
Speaker 1: I've been wearing clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like what do you need to go do
Speaker 2: laundry for?
Speaker 3: I mean it was like my sheets and my towels
Speaker 3: and everything.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, that is yeah.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I just fucking want to do that.
Speaker 3: But like, I only want to leave if I'm going
Speaker 3: to the grocery store. You know, No, I only want
Speaker 3: to leave if I'm going to the grocery store. I
Speaker 3: don't want to also go to the laundromat too. You know,
Speaker 3: so cloes off?
Speaker 1: What is strapping your clothes off an option?
Speaker 2: I guess, so it is what your parents doing.
Speaker 3: They're all in separate homes within the same town. My
Speaker 3: sister so yeah, And so they're all in like the
Speaker 3: same town, so they can all, like my entire family
Speaker 3: is in a town in New Jersey. Uh, And so
Speaker 3: they're able to like meet up with each other and
Speaker 3: go for walks separated, but then they all can go
Speaker 3: back to their respective partners. So they're really just living
Speaker 3: it up.
Speaker 1: They're going out and standing six feet apart and taking walks.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And they just closed the beach in our town.
Speaker 3: So they just.
Speaker 1: Closed the beach.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out why the beach was open.
Speaker 3: It's like so many people were walking on the beach,
Speaker 3: oh okay, yeah, and they weren't observing the social distancing
Speaker 3: and everything, and so I don't give a d Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I think like dogs were coming up to everyone,
Speaker 3: and the dogs can like if you pet the dog,
Speaker 3: the dog can go back.
Speaker 1: It's just like, yeah, they got Corona.
Speaker 2: Yeah mm hmm.
Speaker 1: And then the dogs were getting right in the bed
Speaker 1: with the sand on their furs and on their bodies.
Speaker 1: I don't think the first thing. I'm oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get a pedicule. That's what my feet are like. Ugh,
Speaker 1: that's nothing from Showan to us. Honestly, I can't tell
Speaker 1: the difference. That's what they looked like before the quarantine.
Speaker 2: Bitch. I think I might get a Brazilian. I've never
Speaker 2: had one, so I feel like I gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Why do you feel like you gotta do it? Well,
Speaker 1: my I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: The ass is Harry, That's.
Speaker 1: How God wanted it, because you see this soul piece
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 3: This is what's up.
Speaker 1: It's hanging out the song Just say my my.
Speaker 2: My rectum is growing out inches bundles, babe.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I'm gonna get a wax too.
Speaker 1: I think can we do it together, Let's do it together.
Speaker 1: We can go together. We can get Brazilient. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Stoody Brazilians, stoody Brazilians. You know, and you want one
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 3: But does it?
Speaker 1: Does it hurt? Sure? But what do you expect it
Speaker 1: hurts me. Like I've done it once before and it
Speaker 1: was not as bad as I thought it was going
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: And it comes back and it's just smooth, yo, smooth.
Speaker 1: But you got to x foliate so that you don't
Speaker 1: get like grown hairs and stuff.
Speaker 3: But it's like itchy when it grows in a little
Speaker 3: bit now.
Speaker 2: Mhmm, I mean not itchy when you when first days.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but like you know, you rub it down.
Speaker 1: With some rubbing alcohol or whatever, You're fine. Yeah, so resilient.
Speaker 3: I'll consider it. I think that. I mean, like I'm
Speaker 3: okay with my button whole hair.
Speaker 1: Actually, you want to show us? You want to show
Speaker 1: us your whole Yeah, show your hole. This is your
Speaker 1: only fans.
Speaker 3: You're my only two subscribers.
Speaker 2: That is a lie, don't you.
Speaker 1: There's also another producer on the call, So.
Speaker 2: How you doing? This is such a professional podcast?
Speaker 1: I mean, what is a professional podcast that feels like
Speaker 1: uh an aximra? Yes, yes, podcast, Like we're not talking
Speaker 1: about anything. I don't know. I'm growing my hair out
Speaker 1: because I don't have a choice.
Speaker 3: I really like this color, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's it's the semi permanent color that I had in
Speaker 1: my house. It is this or pink?
Speaker 3: I think you've made the right choice you.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can always go back to the pink.
Speaker 1: But so what else going on? Friend? What have you
Speaker 1: been doing to pass the time?
Speaker 9: Me?
Speaker 1: I mean both of you.
Speaker 2: Since I've been watching, I've been watching so much TV
Speaker 2: and shows it's insane. But I will say to all
Speaker 2: the listeners, top three things you should be watching. You
Speaker 2: have to watch Unorthodox on Netflix. It's incredible. It's about
Speaker 2: a woman who escapes the Hasidic Jewish community in Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking good. It's like it's four parts to it.
Speaker 2: But I feel like I want it more. Definitely. Another
Speaker 2: show is I'm not scripted?
Speaker 1: No, it's not. No, it is scripted. Okay, it seems.
Speaker 3: Like so like off your brand. Be watching that, Like,
Speaker 3: I feel.
Speaker 2: Like I understand, you know it's good.
Speaker 3: Well, I understand why you're drinking the red bulls now
Speaker 3: to pay attention to that boring? It's so what so boring?
Speaker 3: Every time you not.
Speaker 1: You talked about it yesterday, and you talked about it.
Speaker 2: Before, and everybody whose I has told to watch it,
Speaker 2: they were like, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: It is so fucking good.
Speaker 3: So not.
Speaker 2: One person hits you with a nope, not one person.
Speaker 2: I put it on Twitter and people have still been
Speaker 2: hitting me up about it. Well, people are born on Twitter.
Speaker 2: Black people shut up anyway. And then I like this UK,
Speaker 2: this UK series called Top Boy. Watch that Top Boy
Speaker 2: Summer House.
Speaker 1: You got to start with that.
Speaker 2: It's like a whole bunch of skinny E dries albums
Speaker 2: selling drugs.
Speaker 1: It's great. Also not what I thought Top Boy was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a grinder profile.
Speaker 1: Top Boy b O.
Speaker 2: I yeah, have we mentioned this one yet? A little
Speaker 2: fires everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh, I watched this third episode yesterday, so I have
Speaker 1: I think one my episode left.
Speaker 2: No girl, it's on the sixth episode. Now you're way behind.
Speaker 1: I'm not way behind this. There's no time limit on
Speaker 1: when to watch these things. I need to space out
Speaker 1: my Kerry Washington's you know, because she's really annoying on
Speaker 1: the show. She is she is.
Speaker 3: The annoying one, not Reese.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're both both annoying.
Speaker 1: They're both annoying. But I feel like Kerry Washington's character
Speaker 1: is so unlikable one show, very unlikable, Like Reese has
Speaker 1: given us a big, little lies reach. She's given us
Speaker 1: Reese with a spoon now you know.
Speaker 2: You know Reese's type cast. She does the same character,
Speaker 2: like variations of it, but it's the same. She don't
Speaker 2: even change her hairstyle. That's how give us a different color.
Speaker 2: I give you color. She's not changing no eye shadows,
Speaker 2: she's not giving up nothing.
Speaker 1: She's not giving a bun, a high pony, a click, nothing.
Speaker 2: No extensions. Hair thin as fuck.
Speaker 1: She don't care. She's giving you sing. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's thinned, but it's definitely like it's a little
Speaker 1: thing five part and it swept with like a like
Speaker 1: a poop out. So uh yeah, I don't know. Both
Speaker 1: of the characters are annoying, but Carry Washington is just
Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you do that for?
Speaker 2: I think you need to see Carolina right now? She
Speaker 2: looks Show her, you.
Speaker 1: Show her, you got the computer, show her, show her
Speaker 1: turn the camera.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, these.
Speaker 2: Are cross.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Alex, you know what are you going in
Speaker 1: this sluty ass outfit? You gotta date tonight?
Speaker 2: No, I just was trying it on.
Speaker 1: I've never worn it before.
Speaker 2: Because I can't show people.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and put that on the ground.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, wait, is that savage fenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I'll get some like some like sluty ass lauingerie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: should I do that too? They look good?
Speaker 2: You I should get lingerie and do the show in lingerie.
Speaker 1: Show this monk? What this is just audio? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not only fans? How dare you.
Speaker 3: Recording video as well? I thought I thought that you
Speaker 3: knew this we have.
Speaker 2: You're gonna put a clip together though, right that we
Speaker 2: could use to promote.
Speaker 3: We'll put something together. Maybe that what just happened?
Speaker 2: That was that was cute. We really adore that. I
Speaker 2: thought she said you would do I take that long?
Speaker 2: But we started at one o'clock?
Speaker 3: What did what did you do that?
Speaker 1: We started at least one thirty?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh how much? How much time you on five side?
Speaker 1: You ask somewhere else that you need to be right now? No,
Speaker 1: baby girl, you know I'm here. I'm her for y'all.
Speaker 1: But I'm just thinking.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, do the people deserve a whole hour?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Like considering we ain't got a ship going on. I
Speaker 2: got stuff going on, Charlena, I'm working.
Speaker 1: Well, that's nice, thank you. Sorry, Charlene. It was the
Speaker 1: set expensive. I don't remember. There's this thing want there's
Speaker 1: this set that I want, but I got to get
Speaker 1: a man to bite for me because I feel like
Speaker 1: it's too expensive. How much is it? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I feel like when I thought I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh, Andrew, do you want to see me in lingerie?
Speaker 3: I feel like I do every their Instagram?
Speaker 2: Who now did Instagram? How dare you you posted.
Speaker 3: Something the other day?
Speaker 1: You got your titties be out?
Speaker 2: What did I post?
Speaker 3: You posted something for you?
Speaker 1: Something cute? Okay, bring your back, bring your back, Andrew,
Speaker 1: I can't find my phone.
Speaker 3: Oh this wasn't lune. This was it your back brace?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that turned you on? Andrew, had got you wet
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 3: It's it's a good picture.
Speaker 1: It's a great photo. Thank you, guys. I love I
Speaker 1: love when you're creative director for that. I know Carolina
Speaker 1: helped me artistic director. You know she's a whore. So wow,
Speaker 1: we don't use that word on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Use wrror in the best way. Andrew, I see you
Speaker 2: just like that post. You saw it, but you didn't
Speaker 2: like it initially.
Speaker 1: He thought it was too scandalous. Yeah, she doing, she's
Speaker 1: showing all that back. You're in the quarantine. That's a
Speaker 1: whore and now he does saw Carolyn is crashless panties
Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, it's not a bad well
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, whatever you weren't doing before this, it's time
Speaker 2: to branch out and just do it. Nobody is going
Speaker 2: to judge you after this. Everything that's happening right now,
Speaker 2: we forget about it.
Speaker 1: Oh bye, I'm judging everybody every day all day. I'm
Speaker 1: writing notes, I'm taking screenshots, I'm judging everything. Yeah, speak
Speaker 1: for yourself.
Speaker 2: Well you're that kind of person. So and I don't
Speaker 2: even know why we're friends with you, because we don't
Speaker 2: need that kind of energy. And these trying, trying times.
Speaker 1: What kind of energy do you think we need right now?
Speaker 1: What's the best energy for this quarantine?
Speaker 2: Take it day by day. We can't make no plans
Speaker 2: for the next day because we don't know what's going
Speaker 2: on tomorrow. We only know what's happening right now.
Speaker 1: We don't even know what's happening right now. Right we
Speaker 1: know nothing right We don't really know anything. We don't
Speaker 1: have realistic timeline of anything. We don't know. Like I
Speaker 1: spoke to my friend yesterday and her mom had corona.
Speaker 1: She had it but she was being she's trying to
Speaker 1: She didn't wait, who a friend of mine? You don't
Speaker 1: know her? And she said that. She's like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I was sick, but it was I was fine. I
Speaker 1: had like a cold, I was congested, and then I
Speaker 1: lost my sense of taste. And I was like, Sis,
Speaker 1: you had it and she was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but like you know, like not that bad. And then
Speaker 1: her boyfriend got it. I was like everyone in her
Speaker 1: house had it. I was like, you guys got it.
Speaker 1: You had a social distance from your family.
Speaker 2: Says that's insane.
Speaker 1: But she said now because she's had it, she feels
Speaker 1: like she's Tiflon and she can do whatever she wants.
Speaker 2: And I was like, true, there's different there's different strands
Speaker 2: of it. That's the thing, right.
Speaker 1: There are people who've had it that hit it again,
Speaker 1: get it again. She's like, not me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, do you think that you had it?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I.
Speaker 1: Think I had it. You would answer that for me, Sidney,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I think that I had some
Speaker 1: for sure. I didn't lose taste, smell, or have a fever,
Speaker 1: though I think I had it too. I bically was
Speaker 1: like super congested and coughing for like a week.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, same right.
Speaker 1: But also like this was peak. It was like peak
Speaker 1: people getting sick time anyway.
Speaker 3: And now I don't think anything of it, right.
Speaker 1: And now I'm not like coughing or anything, but like
Speaker 1: at night, I get congested, So I think that that's
Speaker 1: that's allergies, because that's usually when that hits me at night.
Speaker 1: But I think everyone's gonna get it or has already
Speaker 1: had it. That's how I feel about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna get through this, guys. I'm not too worried.
Speaker 2: I'm just like I'm gonna stay positive. I'm lucky and
Speaker 2: blessed that I have such a cool circle of people
Speaker 2: that I can reach out to. You know, I love
Speaker 2: chatting with you guys. Andrew. I mean we had a
Speaker 2: moment last week. I made you buy something.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, no, don't twist the story. I called you for advice, oh,
Speaker 3: adance with well, because I was like, it's getting real
Speaker 3: dry over here. I don't have like a dildo or
Speaker 3: vibrator or anything. And so I was like I went
Speaker 3: to Sydney. I thought maybe like she would be able
Speaker 3: to give some advice. Uh, And she sent me some
Speaker 3: cute links on Amazon, and I did. I did purchase
Speaker 3: one of them, and I'm happy with it. The first night,
Speaker 3: I was not happy with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, you changing your changing your tune now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's not it's nothing like the real thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh no, no.
Speaker 1: No never.
Speaker 2: But the thing is is that I haven't had the
Speaker 2: real thing in like seven years, so I like, for me,
Speaker 2: it's just another day.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So you're saying you ordered one two sus No, but
Speaker 2: I I was. I wanted to.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, is this what you sent to the group
Speaker 1: chat last week?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I did send one today, the one.
Speaker 3: That you really liked. I was not really a fan of.
Speaker 3: I just thought like, uh, just like a beginner one,
Speaker 3: I feel And do you not know beginner SEUs for
Speaker 3: this sort of plastic pain?
Speaker 1: Now, did you get one that like sticks to the
Speaker 1: wall or like.
Speaker 3: It's a lot like I feel like it is. I
Speaker 3: wish I had more hands during this time, you know,
Speaker 3: it's it's a lot to matter because that's okay. So,
Speaker 3: because I like to watch my porn on my phone.
Speaker 1: My question is why do not watch the porn on
Speaker 1: your laptop?
Speaker 3: So I've been switching to the laptop.
Speaker 1: Yeah for thisbe it's twenty twenty laptop porn. No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's having a moment right now.
Speaker 1: So that's the name of the episode, is laptop porn.
Speaker 3: Laptop porn. I like that.
Speaker 1: I just I feel like, yeah, dude, it. I feel
Speaker 1: like we do it on our phones because it's like
Speaker 1: easy and it's like I'm already on it. Let me
Speaker 1: just open an incognito window. But on the laptop is
Speaker 1: easier because it's like I don't have that.
Speaker 3: Are you. Well.
Speaker 2: The crazy thing is is that my old laptop was
Speaker 2: my work laptop, and I was watching porn on that
Speaker 2: and then I know that they went through my tags.
Speaker 2: They had to. I know they they closed.
Speaker 1: Under your tabs, is what you're saying when you dropped
Speaker 1: your laptop off. Huh, you didn't close any of your
Speaker 1: tabs when you dropped your laptop off.
Speaker 3: No, man, that's on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on your systy. You had like ninety eight
Speaker 1: tabs open on one window. So I did.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I will not.
Speaker 2: I Yeah, that's me, and I cannot deny that.
Speaker 1: I I'm a multiple window person. I'll have separate windows
Speaker 1: open and I'll just go back and forth to see
Speaker 1: do you canna see what I'm saying? Like, I'll have
Speaker 1: separate Google Chrome windows open.
Speaker 3: Well not like not tabs like windows.
Speaker 1: No, it'll be windows with like six tabs each or
Speaker 1: four taps, but as opposed to just one window with
Speaker 1: like the tabs are so many that they're like you
Speaker 1: can't even read what it is. Yeah, you only have
Speaker 1: one window and one tab.
Speaker 3: I have one well okay, no, no, I have the
Speaker 3: one window and a lot of tabs, and I feel, O, wait,
Speaker 3: so when you create all these different windows and create
Speaker 3: all these different tabs within that window, are all the
Speaker 3: tabs catering to like one theme?
Speaker 2: Oh ah, that would be smart.
Speaker 1: That's kind of the direction that I'm in right now.
Speaker 1: Like I have one window that's all like Bank of
Speaker 1: America stuff, and it's all like thanks statements and I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be getting ready for my text. I have
Speaker 1: another one that's like all home things. So it's like
Speaker 1: my my unemployment tabs are all there, and my home
Speaker 1: deepo tabs are there. Okay, home things. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the theme is for these windows, but they all kind.
Speaker 3: Of go No, that's smart. I like that, But then.
Speaker 2: I lose track of which windows are what do you
Speaker 2: have a porn tab or no?
Speaker 1: I close my porn tab when I'm not watching corn. Also,
Speaker 1: I'll open a hole incognito window for porn.
Speaker 2: So what's that? How do you do that today?
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to have you google that because
Speaker 1: it's not something that you go incognito.
Speaker 3: I don't do it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's all there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like you're in dul Like nobody's nobody should
Speaker 2: be ashamed of what they're watching.
Speaker 1: It's not about being watching. I just don't need my
Speaker 1: laptop to be in somebody else's hands. And then it's
Speaker 1: auto completing what I typed in. That's it. Multiple people
Speaker 1: use well not anymore, but like you know, someone comes
Speaker 1: to your house like can I use your laptop real quick?
Speaker 1: And they're like, let me just put.
Speaker 2: In be.
Speaker 3: It's literally it's any letter.
Speaker 8: It's like yeah, and you guys, the listeners, can you
Speaker 8: just sound off in the comments or or at us?
Speaker 2: What's in your incongito tab?
Speaker 1: I mean no, but if.
Speaker 2: You have anything like that's lud that's porn related, Like
Speaker 2: I want to know about it. I want to know
Speaker 2: what kind of porn y'all are watching, so.
Speaker 1: Do what kind of porn are you watching? Uh?
Speaker 2: A lot of gang banks, like girl gang banks, yes,
Speaker 2: with trans women. Mm hmm, yeah, okay, yep, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm into.
Speaker 1: That's what you dropped off at Comedy Central last month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, actually called it's it's actually an orgy. So it's
Speaker 2: not a gang bang.
Speaker 1: Why are you calling it a gang bang?
Speaker 2: Well, there was one that was a gang bang and
Speaker 2: then but then the rest of them are just orgies.
Speaker 1: Yo. Remember how we had plans for what we're gonna
Speaker 1: do for the month of March.
Speaker 2: I know that is gone.
Speaker 1: He wrote stuff down. I had to throw that piece
Speaker 1: of paper away the other day because I was like,
Speaker 1: it hurts.
Speaker 3: What were you gonna do?
Speaker 1: We had a list, Andrew, you had a list of
Speaker 1: things too. You were gonna stop paying for dates?
Speaker 3: I mean, oh oh that list? Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 3: our March list.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, we will rise again.
Speaker 2: We will we will eat out again and still I
Speaker 2: rise will be fine.
Speaker 1: Oh rise. Any goals for the next week, things you
Speaker 1: guys want to accomplish or you're thinking about doing, and
Speaker 1: you're like, eh, maybe not.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm so conflicted with even like going
Speaker 3: for walks or like just being outside in general, because
Speaker 3: like I feel like I'm like guilting, guilt tripping myself,
Speaker 3: or just being outside in general, you know, and then
Speaker 3: you let someone know like oh, like I went outside
Speaker 3: for something that wasn't essential, then like they're also judging you, judging.
Speaker 1: Wow, don't let people do that to you. I feel
Speaker 1: like when I spoke to you, however, many weeks two
Speaker 1: weeks ago, I was like.
Speaker 3: Take a walk, yeah, and that was like that was
Speaker 3: like okay, that's when people were still like going for walks.
Speaker 3: But even like when I walked outside this morning to
Speaker 3: go grocery shopping, Like it's such a difference the amount
Speaker 3: of people that are outside, you know. Yeah, no, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's safer for you to take a walk. Friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you're right, I will. I'll
Speaker 3: go for a walk today.
Speaker 1: I mean, why not. I haven't been actually haven't been outside,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't go outside yesterday the day before. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go outside today too. I'm gonna walk to
Speaker 1: the store. I'm gonna go get some cheese. I want
Speaker 1: to make an eggplant parmesan today. I've never made one before.
Speaker 1: I want to go get some apple pie from this
Speaker 1: bakery that I like if they're so open, and then I.
Speaker 2: Want to come home and uh.
Speaker 1: Not leave my house again for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: The walks are good?
Speaker 3: Are you wearing that you do this? Every time that
Speaker 3: you do this, we won't be able to use this
Speaker 3: clip for the promotional. So you're saying something good right
Speaker 3: now that it won't be able to be used.
Speaker 1: No, you know what, Andrew use it if she's doing
Speaker 1: I don't use it.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, the fuck, dare I dare you to
Speaker 2: make a clip of me?
Speaker 3: Do like giving this like inspiring message?
Speaker 1: This is the attention that she wants. I was just
Speaker 1: gonna keep ignoring it, but you know she wants you
Speaker 1: to post it.
Speaker 3: I'll post it, put it up, we'll see what Instagram
Speaker 3: has to say about it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're gonna take it down. You're right, never mind? Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: I don't really have any goals yet because every time
Speaker 2: I make a goal, I don't really hate it. I
Speaker 2: think I hit like one or two things that I
Speaker 2: was supposed to do this week, so whatever, but I.
Speaker 1: Think doing more than one thing that you're supposed to
Speaker 1: do this week is massive. I truly think that. Like
Speaker 1: I started writing to do list and then like I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not crossing anything off. So now if
Speaker 1: I do cross something off, it's like a John gonna
Speaker 1: take the rest of the week off. So make a
Speaker 1: list and pick a thing or don't.
Speaker 2: You know worth to live by Marie Fostin.
Speaker 1: Mhm am I gonna do this week? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna stop complaining about cooking. I'm gonna try,
Speaker 1: but love cooking.
Speaker 2: Cooking is great. I have a cooking show on Sundays,
Speaker 2: the last, the finale show of it. Me and Marie
Speaker 2: are going to do a cook off. So yes, it's
Speaker 2: keep enjoying cooking because we're gonna throw down.
Speaker 1: Yo, Sydney. Those episodes have been so good so far.
Speaker 1: Andrewa was on one of those episodes.
Speaker 3: Yes, on the Simkon cook the first one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was fun. Are you doing you said you were
Speaker 3: gonna do another one? Yes.
Speaker 2: I have to send you the name so you can
Speaker 2: make the fire.
Speaker 3: Okay, I love you.
Speaker 1: Son A shout out to Andrew Artist of the Flyer.
Speaker 2: Yes he does everything. He's a producer, he's a graphic designer.
Speaker 2: He's my therapist me love me love, and.
Speaker 3: You're my vibrator consultor.
Speaker 1: Okay, like that, I guess I can't believe you didn't
Speaker 1: hit me up a vibrator advice.
Speaker 3: That's what Sydney said. It just spelled Sydney. Would you
Speaker 3: have recommended a better one?
Speaker 1: You think I don't know what you got?
Speaker 3: Let me show you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes zoom call a zoom zoom zoom. I
Speaker 1: will will.
Speaker 2: All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom
Speaker 2: and our boom boom.
Speaker 10: Just check your up, sha, it's just and bilvity.
Speaker 3: That's what you think.
Speaker 1: It's too big or too small?
Speaker 3: I think that this isn't okay, like for a beginner one.
Speaker 1: You know big?
Speaker 3: Is it big?
Speaker 1: You look big to me?
Speaker 2: It looks huge to me.
Speaker 3: No, like next to my face. It's not that big
Speaker 3: of your face. It's because it's it's it's like then
Speaker 3: how many inches is that? I think? I get the Wait?
Speaker 2: Can you can you put it next to your face?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait? Do you know and you don't put it next.
Speaker 3: To your what are you gonna do with the image?
Speaker 3: If it gets me followers, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: Let me not only have four heads.
Speaker 3: It is, it's a good six inches.
Speaker 1: Oh that's it.
Speaker 2: Let me see what this Okay, so that's what six
Speaker 2: inches looks like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks me.
Speaker 1: Oh I've seen six inch digs before. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like they look like that.
Speaker 3: No, they do. They do because you have to like remember,
Speaker 3: like you know, it looks smaller because it's attached to
Speaker 3: a body. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: Maybe can you stand up and put it in front
Speaker 1: of your body? Maybe that yeah, you in front of
Speaker 1: your body, like I can say.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, put it like where No, I'm not doing
Speaker 3: their nightmare.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, it's it's not connected to am Okay,
Speaker 1: what can I get?
Speaker 3: Say?
Speaker 1: Your body?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just it's it's I feel like this is
Speaker 3: like an average It's I wish it was a little girthier.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 1: But you didn't want to get something too big because
Speaker 1: you said it you wanted up beginning.
Speaker 3: I want to Yeah, yeah, let's start the collection. Let's uh,
Speaker 3: let's go big, go bigger each on Doc Johnson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love to see it. Well, I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you did that for us, and I really wanted to
Speaker 1: see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was very helpful.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you do you have one ride? Do you
Speaker 3: want to show us?
Speaker 1: No, I just have a bunch of vibrators. I don't
Speaker 1: have any dealdos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unbound send us sent us and vibrators shout out
Speaker 2: to them.
Speaker 1: Well, oh yeah, I have a ring that's a vibrator,
Speaker 1: but I don't know how to work it. It's like
Speaker 1: a ring you put on your finger. There's your cultural
Speaker 1: stimulation if you turn it on to your door. I
Speaker 1: want to wear it to meetings and stuff.
Speaker 2: And they won't even know.
Speaker 1: Hey, can you show me again? On the brief people? Hey,
Speaker 1: can you show me where what we're doing again?
Speaker 2: Just mean and then just start pointing at people with
Speaker 2: the vibrator.
Speaker 3: Just like Actually, well there's some like people on only
Speaker 3: fans that like if you pay enough, like you can
Speaker 3: have access to the butt plug and so you can
Speaker 3: make it vibrate with like throughout the day, you know,
Speaker 3: like you have control it for that, so like subscribers
Speaker 3: can like affect your day to day life to let
Speaker 3: you know, like, hey, I'm thinking of you.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know if I would want to. I
Speaker 2: don't trust that.
Speaker 1: Wait, slippers have the butt plug in and they.
Speaker 3: Now the model would have the butt plug and then
Speaker 3: the subscribers would have control of it to make it
Speaker 3: throughout the day.
Speaker 1: We're assuming that they got the plug in all day,
Speaker 1: but they don't.
Speaker 3: They just leaving it on the dresser, and it's just.
Speaker 2: Like, worry your nightmare.
Speaker 1: This was great. I think I'm gonna go live after this.
Speaker 2: Actually, oh good, Eat.
Speaker 1: Some food and pop in and see what the kids
Speaker 1: are doing on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then you know, I might just hop in
Speaker 2: on your little Instagram and say hello.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not, let's do it. Andrew, always happy to
Speaker 1: see you.
Speaker 3: Nice to see you as well. I look forward to
Speaker 3: ourn next recording.
Speaker 2: This definitely. This was also the highlight of the week.
Speaker 3: This made me feel good.
Speaker 1: We should face that more often. Actually, no, because we
Speaker 1: have to save stuff.
Speaker 2: For Yeah, we actually cannot talk. It's on record that
Speaker 2: we cannot talk to each other until we have the podcast,
Speaker 2: because then we have more of the chat about.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 1: Sidney and I were on the phone yesterday and we
Speaker 1: about to go live today. We're gonna be on again tomorrow. Andrew,
Speaker 1: please take a walk if you feel like outside, don't.
Speaker 1: Maybe the sun feels so good on you. I know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I see you in the window and you're
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 3: The guy downstairs is doing a lot of remodeling to
Speaker 3: the backyard. Looks beautiful and he still won't get you in.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, have a great view. But that's about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you guys, can you know, leave a
Speaker 2: review on iTunes because you've got the time now. So
Speaker 2: I've been looking at the reviews and there they're so sweet.
Speaker 1: But do some more. Wat Cobbet subscribed, send us d
Speaker 1: ms of your of your what's what was it? Oh? Dildos,
Speaker 1: your dildo's And also Sydney asked a question about lesbian's
Speaker 1: before Oh what kind of sex are you having during
Speaker 1: your quarantine?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Please tell us are you having sex every day? Or
Speaker 1: you having sex every other day or you're not having
Speaker 1: sex at all because.
Speaker 3: You hate each other?
Speaker 2: Is it exciting? Like? I don't know, people are horny,
Speaker 2: so enjoy what you got. Yeah, fab anyway, thanks so much, guys,
Speaker 2: don't be much.
Speaker 3: I y forever.
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