WEBVTT - Laptop Porn is Having a Moment

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<v Speaker 1>Forever.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey everyone, Hey, Hey Marie, Hey Andrew. How are we

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<v Speaker 2>How are we doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing great. Good to see your faces on zoom

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<v Speaker 1>again again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to complain this episode because I'm working

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<v Speaker 2>on myself.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm doing this episode. I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a better me.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wow, eck turtlenack. First, I just want.

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<v Speaker 2>To be I want to have a positive outlook, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to smash any negativity that comes my

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<v Speaker 2>way today.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what kind of negativity has been coming your waises?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean when people keep telling me the updates, it's like, sis,

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<v Speaker 2>I already know. I know that people are dying, I

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<v Speaker 2>know that people are broke. I know that our economy

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<v Speaker 2>and president is trash. I know all this stuff. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't I can't hear it every day. I can hear it,

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<v Speaker 2>I think once or twice.

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<v Speaker 1>A week, once or twice a week. Since it's seven

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<v Speaker 1>days and with this quarantine, seven days now feels like

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<v Speaker 1>literally half a month. You only need one or two

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<v Speaker 1>times a week to hear updates about the court, about

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<v Speaker 1>the Coronas.

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<v Speaker 2>Monday and Friday, we're gonna start to start the week off.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me about it. Towards the end of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know what happened which today?

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<v Speaker 3>Today is Friday?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's Friday. Also, sorry, you want to start the

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<v Speaker 1>week with the news and then end with the news,

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<v Speaker 1>But Saturday Sunday, not really that much is gonna change.

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<v Speaker 1>This's only two days have passed since you last got

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<v Speaker 1>your update. I need a break, you know which you received.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you receive the news yet today?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone, someone's our friend, Amina sent us something in the

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<v Speaker 2>group chat and I was like, okay, thank you. They're

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<v Speaker 2>pushing back the date, the quarantine date.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait when.

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<v Speaker 1>To March twentieth, May twentieth. It sounds like you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>gotten your news today, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I didn't. I'm getting it through Amina.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>May okay, I mean yeah, that's that's what we were thinking. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>In my mind, the number that I have in my

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<v Speaker 1>mind is June first. I don't know why, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>just what I feel. So May twentieth is an upgrade

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I'm like, oh, okay, I can go out

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<v Speaker 1>before Memorial Day maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>But even then, even then, when they let us out,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think we are really want to be out

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<v Speaker 2>with a whole bunch of people.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not absolutely, yes, we do. There's gonna be people

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<v Speaker 1>who stay home because they're like, it's like when they

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<v Speaker 1>the update for the iPhone comes out. There's people who

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<v Speaker 1>get it right away, and there's people who wait a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit because they're like, I gotta let them work

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<v Speaker 1>out the kinks. That's what's gonna happen with this whole

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<v Speaker 1>Corona thing. People who are itching to go home out

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<v Speaker 1>are in the windows with their shoes tied. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sprint outside. And then there are people who get are

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna be like, I'm gonna give it a week

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<v Speaker 1>or two just to see I'm going outside. I already

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<v Speaker 1>had it. I'm going right outside.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm gonna take a I'm gonna take a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fine. What's the rush. It's not like it's not

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<v Speaker 2>like I have a day job.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't believe that. That's they're gonna give us us free.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're gonna be the first person out doing six

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<v Speaker 1>shows in one night. You're gonna be at You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be at everybody's welcome back part. You are the most

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<v Speaker 1>you are the most non stain home nigga. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're telling me, you're gonna stay well now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Nigga nigga Okay, but I have a nigga, not you, Andrew, nigga.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but Sidney actually seems okay. I'm getting really great

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<v Speaker 3>vibes from you. The home life is working. That's such

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<v Speaker 3>interesting that you say otherwise, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>I just need to clean my apartment. That's my problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't really been working on that. I need to

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<v Speaker 2>just like buy paintings. I need to draw, maybe like

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<v Speaker 2>make get some pottery barn up in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do you feel like this is what you're

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<v Speaker 1>expected to do or is this what you actually want

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<v Speaker 1>to do? This is what I want to do.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get some arts and craft up and

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<v Speaker 2>through Alabama.

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<v Speaker 1>Av you know, wow, I want to get I want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get some like bougie bougie Brownsville esthetic going on.

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<v Speaker 1>So Society six heard you.

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<v Speaker 2>Some pieces? Yeah, I just just like, why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Why the fuck not?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't even want to show y'all what

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<v Speaker 2>the other side of this room look like. But I

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<v Speaker 2>will because why not?

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<v Speaker 1>But ooh oh wow, oh my god, Andrew, show us

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<v Speaker 1>your little corner friend, what's happening over there? This is cute.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like you're in a waiting room.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, it literally looks like a therapist waiting room.

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<v Speaker 3>So I have a little like cue.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I like that long mirror. Where's that from?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. My mom is an interior designer, so

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<v Speaker 3>she just has Well that's.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm saying. Send me some things, Andrew. What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh your one imports? Love it?

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<v Speaker 3>A little uh fold out table?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, you got a bunk bed, bitch?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I have a lofted bed. Yes, do you see it?

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<v Speaker 1>I it? How do people get like a good like

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<v Speaker 1>thrusting stance from?

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<v Speaker 2>That's where you be fucking, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know what the crazy is?

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<v Speaker 1>On that couch you have on, you be fucking in

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<v Speaker 1>the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 3>It's usually taller men than I, and so it gets

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<v Speaker 3>real crazy wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Positions.

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<v Speaker 3>This is yeah, it doesn't know there is a high ceiling,

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<v Speaker 3>so it really you can kneel. I can kneel right here, said.

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<v Speaker 1>I can kneel comfortably beating. I gotta coat. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>head out, Andrew. Don't let us you have sex on

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<v Speaker 1>the couch you're sitting on right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Like we do we we do, we do that here

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<v Speaker 3>a lot and this is this is a this is

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<v Speaker 3>a pull up bed as well, so oh work, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't know about to be pulling out? I like that,

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<v Speaker 1>don't know about to be pulling out on that pullout?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now? Sydney, what is that? Is that a couch

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<v Speaker 3>that look like it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is it's college vibes and I love. Can

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<v Speaker 1>everybody put their leg up at the same time? Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>wait for you five six, seven, eight. We'll look at

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<v Speaker 1>them games your leg day? You do day like we

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<v Speaker 1>do not?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we Andrew's doing better than everybody over here.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not totally not.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, let's talk about it. How have you been doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Because we okay, well, let's give people a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a high in the actors studio. We recorded one

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<v Speaker 1>episode of the podcast on Zoom yesterday, but we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really get to talk before the three of us, like

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<v Speaker 1>in depth. You know, so technically this is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be the first real Zoom episode that this is. This

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<v Speaker 1>is it? So Andrew, Sydney, how have you guys been doing? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>What you've been up to?

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, like the first week, I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like a lot of people were, uh, and you know

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<v Speaker 3>I've been I like completely deleted my hinge account, re downloaded,

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<v Speaker 3>just to like talk to guys and like just give

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<v Speaker 3>them time, you know, to make because I would love,

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<v Speaker 3>I like love the attention, you know, having someone text

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<v Speaker 3>me constantly and then they're like, oh, hey, like we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna hang out after quarantine. I'm like, when this is over,

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<v Speaker 3>this is also over.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, because dona body, if you want to meet you

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<v Speaker 1>in real life, I just need somebody to.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you need somebody, yeah, because I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you're gonna talk to somebody that you

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<v Speaker 2>might want to meet in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he said he doesn't want to meet anybody, but.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels nice to like get good morning texts and

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<v Speaker 3>good nights and like, oh, like if i'd like say like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just not having the best day, like I like

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<v Speaker 3>a concerned a concerned man in the messages.

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<v Speaker 1>I think a lot of people are doing that though.

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<v Speaker 1>Most of the women anyway that follow me on Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>are doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really yeah, they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Talking to multiple men that they had no desire to

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<v Speaker 1>keep me in real life. But you know, having someone

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to and get to know and FaceTime and

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<v Speaker 1>get a good morning text from is nice?

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice while we're locked up, but it's also like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's nice, but don't you feel like in the back

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<v Speaker 2>of your head a little bit, this is just dead air?

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<v Speaker 2>This is dead's face? This is why am I doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this?

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<v Speaker 4>That?

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<v Speaker 1>What most of the facetimes we've been doing are Sydney

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<v Speaker 1>dead air. You're talking to people that you haven't spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to since Great. I feel like that's how bored we

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<v Speaker 1>all are right now? Is I mean? You have two options, right,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe you have three options. You can talk to

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<v Speaker 1>your family and your friends that you speak to every.

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<v Speaker 3>Day, yeah, every day.

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<v Speaker 1>You can speak to people that you can TBT and

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<v Speaker 1>speak to people that you haven't spoken to since art

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<v Speaker 1>class or home ch in ninth grade. Or you can

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<v Speaker 1>go on dates with people that you don't know, learn

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<v Speaker 1>something new, get to know somebody, and then they're dead

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<v Speaker 1>to you and we can go outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Like yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think like it's like a different a couple different ways

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<v Speaker 1>that you can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've just been talking to my friends, so

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<v Speaker 2>you know that has been helpful. I mean I talk

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<v Speaker 2>to Larry Owens like every day for you know, hours

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<v Speaker 2>at a time. Sometimes you just have the phone on

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<v Speaker 2>each other and we're using our laptops just to feel like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody else is.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I'm not on Hinge and I wasn't good

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<v Speaker 2>at it before this, so I just don't feel like

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<v Speaker 2>the best of me is gonna come out right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But that, I think is the beauty of what our

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<v Speaker 1>current situation is is they don't have to be the best.

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<v Speaker 1>People are so bored that they'll take the mediocre version

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<v Speaker 1>of you. They'll take the version that's trying. They'll be like, oh, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean not everybody, not everybody's gonna take mediocre version

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<v Speaker 1>of Sydney. But I don't know the Hinge thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I oh wait, let's just just just get it right.

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<v Speaker 2>The mediocre Sydney is the best of y'all. You know

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<v Speaker 2>the people listening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, all right, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone left the chi.

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<v Speaker 1>These people haven't been listening to you talk about how

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<v Speaker 1>perfect you are for the last two years, right, Ain't

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<v Speaker 1>no use is I don't know. I had no interest

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<v Speaker 1>in being on Hinge or Tinder. The first week at

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<v Speaker 1>the quarantine, somebody was like, uh, do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>hang out? And I was like what, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to come over?

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<v Speaker 3>That's so alarming to me.

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<v Speaker 2>That is scary to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was brushing my teeth and I almost choked on

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<v Speaker 1>my quick toothbrush and I was like, ah, no, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like for you to be inviting somebody that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know to your house in the middle of all

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<v Speaker 1>this means that you either got it.

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<v Speaker 5>You got it, You're about to kill me. No, you

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<v Speaker 5>got it, or your dick is non existent. You got it.

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<v Speaker 5>Anybody who's saying, let's do something, got it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how we.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how we knew who's sang let's do something. Got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're like, if it's somebody that you already hooked

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<v Speaker 1>up with since the quarantine started or before it start,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're allowed to still do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Marie's got loopholes over there.

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<v Speaker 1>He gave the city dig down and a loophole, the

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<v Speaker 1>only person on his call with a loophole. No, hmmm

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<v Speaker 1>mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm. Yeah, Andrew, have you

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<v Speaker 1>looked up with anybody since this started?

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<v Speaker 3>No, there was this guy like second week that was

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<v Speaker 3>like it seemed like okay, Like he was like proposing

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<v Speaker 3>an idea, like hey, like I would just like someone

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<v Speaker 3>to hook up with during this time, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>just like one person, and I was like, yeah, that'd

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<v Speaker 3>be okay, Like I think I'd be okay with that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>living far away, but I never met him before. And

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<v Speaker 3>then he sent me dick pic in the morning and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like not settling for that during quarantine.

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<v Speaker 6>How didn't look like describe it if describe it with

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<v Speaker 6>a fruit, a real skinny pair. So it was skinny

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<v Speaker 6>on the top and sat on the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's the thing. He sent like a disappearing image

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<v Speaker 3>on Instagram first of it like poking out of his jockstrap,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was and then I just liked it. And

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<v Speaker 3>he's like he got mad that I just liked it

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<v Speaker 3>because I was like whatever, he just liked it to

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<v Speaker 3>be like polite. Yeah, I didn't want to make it

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<v Speaker 3>go crazy, and.

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<v Speaker 4>That is me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like when someone likes a comic that I

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<v Speaker 2>that I put in the replies. So I'm definitely if

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<v Speaker 2>I show you a genital of mine and you're just

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<v Speaker 2>like thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like literally his penis creeping out of undergarments

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<v Speaker 3>like like just ahead, and I was like, what the

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<v Speaker 3>fuck is this?

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<v Speaker 2>So he gave you a little mushroom exactly you should be.

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<v Speaker 3>Happy with this, and I was like that wasn't really

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<v Speaker 3>and he got mad and I was like, well, how

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<v Speaker 3>could he.

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<v Speaker 1>Give you a sneak peek of the dick tells me

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<v Speaker 1>everything I need to know about what the dick looks like.

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<v Speaker 3>So he sent me like another one of a full

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<v Speaker 3>a image and it was just it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was exactly what you thought it was gonna be.

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<v Speaker 3>Someone that would hither.

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<v Speaker 1>Trash wo Sydney. Your head looks good like this?

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<v Speaker 2>You like, yeah, I never really wear it. I never

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<v Speaker 2>wear it up.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta you gotta clip. You got one of them,

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<v Speaker 1>like why girl clips in it?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a little clippy clip in it. I got

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<v Speaker 2>one of them like little Duane read a little jump offs.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is is that it's like this is the

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<v Speaker 2>time to let yourself go or build yourself up. So

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<v Speaker 2>I've I'm in a conflict because I have a lace

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<v Speaker 2>front on and we're going we're going into month one.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a lace front on during quarantine and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting dragged left and right. It's like, sis, let your

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<v Speaker 2>edges breathe. Sis, let's see the real youth telling.

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<v Speaker 1>No no no no no no no no no no no,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta tell them the truty. Sis. Why are we

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<v Speaker 1>telling you to let your edges breath because the wig

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<v Speaker 1>is already puddle that once you pop, the top has

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<v Speaker 1>already pop. Sis. We're just like Sidney. Essie's like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what am I gonna do with my hair when it

0:16:21.320 --> 0:16:23.760
<v Speaker 1>when I if I take this wig off? And it's like, Sis,

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing Gabrielle Union is doing with hers never

0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:30.880
<v Speaker 1>is rich. She's not doing anything with her hair. Though

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<v Speaker 1>nobody's coming to her house to do her hair. She's

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<v Speaker 1>washing it when she's hanging out with her little daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, her little husband.

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<v Speaker 2>I I should, you know, just embrace what I look

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<v Speaker 2>like and just be happy. But you might get a call,

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<v Speaker 2>you might get a call to you might need to

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<v Speaker 2>be on FaceTime with a boo thing, and I just

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be in a bonnet the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta you got a boot thing that you want

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<v Speaker 1>to tell us about, sus.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just saying, like, what if that happens? What

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<v Speaker 2>if you know, what if that happened. Your blue things

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<v Speaker 2>also gonna have a bonded on sis.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's gonna happen or no tie up?

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<v Speaker 2>Andrews like, I can't relate.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a head out and vomit.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard me sitting I said, tie a fitted sheet

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<v Speaker 1>around your head.

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<v Speaker 2>I will not. It's Luke, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>So.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so there's that I'm trying to figure out if

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<v Speaker 2>I should work out. That's another thing that I'm I

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<v Speaker 2>have like a conflict in because I'm laying in the

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<v Speaker 2>bed all day. Laying in the bed, I'm laying down

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<v Speaker 2>most of the day, I'm gonna get bed sores.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's what you're trying to figure out whether you

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<v Speaker 1>want that source or not?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well do you want them or do you not?

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<v Speaker 1>This is easy?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you working out? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I do want to point out that you're talking

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<v Speaker 3>about being in the bed the entire day while drinking

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<v Speaker 3>a red Bull something that would energize you.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, let's talk about how the fact that she's not

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be drinking Red Bulls, but she's been drinking

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<v Speaker 1>them NonStop since at least nineteen ninety three.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, some people vape.

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<v Speaker 1>I do red Bull?

0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Red bull is equivalent to vaping. It's it's so not

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<v Speaker 2>good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it doing for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>For me?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so Andrew, hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>Ro I just want to point out that you're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about laying down all day while.

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<v Speaker 7>Rin energy beverage. What is it doing for you? Yes,

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<v Speaker 7>quarantine Andrew, qute and dow anyway, Sidney, Yes, what is

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<v Speaker 7>it doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Answer the question?

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<v Speaker 2>It's doing absolutely nothing. It's just soothing me for some reason.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's the security blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you like red Bulls? Do you like the

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<v Speaker 1>way it makes you feel? Do you like?

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<v Speaker 2>It makes me feel like I'm paying attention in conversations

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<v Speaker 2>and in while I'm watching things. It gives me a

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<v Speaker 2>sense of direction to stay present.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen you drink red bulls and be completely clocked out.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you saying?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't feel that way, but thank you for telling

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<v Speaker 2>me how you feel. Marie Sidney, I've seen you drink

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<v Speaker 2>red bull in the studio and not and be on

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<v Speaker 2>your phone. But what am I doing now?

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<v Speaker 3>Though she's focusing on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I mean, Sidney, I think there's I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that there's a right way or the wrong way to

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<v Speaker 1>do anything right now, everything that we're going through is

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<v Speaker 1>like unprecedented. This is gonna be in textbooks like this.

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<v Speaker 1>People are gonna read about this in social studies and

0:20:15.520 --> 0:20:19.960
<v Speaker 1>history class. Like everything that's happening so far, in my

0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:23.520
<v Speaker 1>mind is just gonna get worse. But it's whatever you do,

0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:25.479
<v Speaker 1>what you want to do at your own pace. You

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<v Speaker 1>watch Instagram workout videos, or you don't. You go for

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<v Speaker 1>a runner. You don't just roll over when you win

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<v Speaker 1>the bed since so your body don't get so like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know stores On one side.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's so funny. There's gonna be people who

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<v Speaker 2>were conceived during quarantine time.

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<v Speaker 1>And most bies gonna be ugly.

0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Quarantine babies are gonna be.

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<v Speaker 1>Hideous, and they're all gonna be born around Christmas and New.

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<v Speaker 8>Year's They're they're being conceived through border.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's just like the face gonna be lazy, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be real rough draft lazy face.

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<v Speaker 1>The baby's gonna look like Mickey rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Rock roar.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that is that in nine Mickey Warrick who was

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<v Speaker 2>in nine and a half weeks or like after all

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<v Speaker 2>the bad plastics, I didn't see nine and a half weeks. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta watch this, watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen two weeks. Notice is that the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the movie was Sandra Bullock.

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<v Speaker 3>What is that two weeks?

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<v Speaker 1>That is? I think it's her and Ryan Reynolds. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I making this?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you thinking of the proposal? That's Reynolds?

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a there's a movie called two and a

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<v Speaker 1>half weeks or two weeks?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, very familiar, Sidy finished.

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<v Speaker 1>Her Mickey wrote rock Rowick story.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because I hit up Rosebud last night and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, girl, y'all are you and Andy? That's her boyfriend.

0:22:00.840 --> 0:22:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm still having her fiance?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, her fiance, that's right. I was like, are y'all

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<v Speaker 2>still having sex? And she said, yeah, we just finished,

0:22:08.560 --> 0:22:14.199
<v Speaker 2>And I said, wait, holl we just finished. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>y'all are just having sex every day during the quarantine.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all not tired of each other? Like the positions don't change?

0:22:21.359 --> 0:22:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Like Sidny, you just sound horny and Jealousis that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you sound like? If you had somebody to have sex

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<v Speaker 1>with every day, you would be having sex every day, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Not I have sex every day. I'm sorry, that's not

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<v Speaker 2>my brand. I don't have sex every day. I would

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<v Speaker 2>have sex, you know, three times in one night, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I'm good for a couple of days and then

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<v Speaker 2>the next time. Lesbian sex is different. I just want

0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:49.520
<v Speaker 2>you to know. It is draining. It's so much emotion

0:22:49.720 --> 0:22:52.800
<v Speaker 2>built up. It's not just physical.

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<v Speaker 1>Every lesbian does not have sex the same way. There

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<v Speaker 1>are lesbians a lah Lean away that do what they

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<v Speaker 1>want and do who they want, and then they leave.

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<v Speaker 1>They're future Hendricks lesbians.

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<v Speaker 2>To the listeners out there, to who's lesbians? Let me

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<v Speaker 2>know how you'll y'all sex? And during the quarantine?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it passionate?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't?

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<v Speaker 2>This is the quarantine strap born we got so like

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<v Speaker 2>it's not expensive. It's like makeshift. You made it out

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<v Speaker 2>of some shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a zucchini squash.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like what are y'all doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I just feel like, ugh, I wouldn't be able

0:23:37.560 --> 0:23:40.200
<v Speaker 2>to get into it. Like I'm horny, but I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like if I actually had sex, it would be bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Why Well, with that attitude, it's gonna be trash man,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm restless.

0:23:52.240 --> 0:23:56.600
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like restless energy because you're drinking.

0:23:56.320 --> 0:24:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Red bulls on the count. I'm restless because you an

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<v Speaker 1>energy drink and not doing she.

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:09.600
<v Speaker 2>And when you get out of here you think the

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<v Speaker 2>sex is gonna be good or no.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it will be great. I'm looking for just summer.

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<v Speaker 1>If we get out for summertime, it's gonna be wild, crazy,

0:24:18.720 --> 0:24:21.399
<v Speaker 1>messy because people are like, well, I haven't done anything

0:24:21.400 --> 0:24:23.639
<v Speaker 1>in a month. I'm just gonna go balls to the

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<v Speaker 1>wall do everything that i've Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I really think like the gays are going to create

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<v Speaker 3>new STDs. I believe, do you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get back locked in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>There's gonna be something new.

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<v Speaker 1>Two weeks notice with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I did not see, but I thought that I knew it,

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<v Speaker 1>But I knew Sandra was in it. Unprotected sex, unprotected.

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<v Speaker 3>Gay only ones, only ones with someone that I like

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<v Speaker 3>plan to do it with, you know, not like going

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<v Speaker 3>up car and meeting someone a tv T. Yeah, a TVT.

0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:10.600
<v Speaker 1>Ah seeney. Unprotected sex.

0:25:13.280 --> 0:25:16.200
<v Speaker 2>I mean, nobody's putting condoms on their fingers. Who's gonna

0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:19.919
<v Speaker 2>finger me? So I'm always unprotected.

0:25:21.840 --> 0:25:24.359
<v Speaker 3>Have you ever been with anybody that has used like

0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:25.679
<v Speaker 3>a dental dame or anything?

0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:30.879
<v Speaker 2>No, never, nobody. Nobody's using some ran wrap next to

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:32.720
<v Speaker 2>my kitty cat. That's just not happening.

0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:34.240
<v Speaker 1>No kling rap for the couch.

0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 2>No, it's it's just like either you either you trust

0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 2>it or you don't. You do the taste tests.

0:25:45.760 --> 0:25:47.440
<v Speaker 1>What's the taste test? This walk us through.

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:51.240
<v Speaker 2>You take a pinky and you hit it from the

0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:55.199
<v Speaker 2>you go inside, and then hit it up up to

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:58.119
<v Speaker 2>the to the war the clid is. You knock it

0:25:58.160 --> 0:26:01.560
<v Speaker 2>a few times and then you taste it at the

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<v Speaker 2>end and if it tastes like uh no, no, no,

0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:14.560
<v Speaker 2>if it tastes like stainless steel, wait, ste is good

0:26:14.640 --> 0:26:17.000
<v Speaker 2>or bad? Stainless steel is no bueno?

0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:19.480
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't want it to taste like white refrigerator.

0:26:19.640 --> 0:26:26.440
<v Speaker 1>That's what mine says, like white refrigerator. Down she got

0:26:26.440 --> 0:26:32.440
<v Speaker 1>a light refriger baby, who is the ghetto?

0:26:33.400 --> 0:26:35.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't like. I don't like when people

0:26:35.080 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 2>were like, oh uh, someone tastes like water.

0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 1>That's just water.

0:26:45.200 --> 0:26:49.960
<v Speaker 2>That's not real. Okay, that is real. Some people taste

0:26:50.320 --> 0:26:52.840
<v Speaker 2>have a little as midcheet of something.

0:26:53.080 --> 0:26:55.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, water with salt in its pasta water since yeah,

0:26:56.000 --> 0:26:56.400
<v Speaker 1>you know.

0:26:57.240 --> 0:27:04.440
<v Speaker 3>It tastes like a red bull tastes like, uh, what's

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 3>the energy potential energy?

0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:09.440
<v Speaker 2>Because sometimes it's a little chalky, you know, it feels

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:14.200
<v Speaker 2>like school talky.

0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:20.840
<v Speaker 1>No Sidney, chalky is bad. No, baby, I'm kidding.

0:27:20.920 --> 0:27:23.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm kidding. But it's just like it's okay if it

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:24.640
<v Speaker 2>has like a little taste to it.

0:27:26.359 --> 0:27:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I agree, but white refrigerator is not the taste

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:31.119
<v Speaker 1>that we want anybody's coach to have.

0:27:32.359 --> 0:27:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh okay, but wait, did you guys have a highlight

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:38.280
<v Speaker 2>of the week though, Because that's what I think we

0:27:38.280 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 2>should get into. We should always have one thing that

0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:46.760
<v Speaker 2>happened that's positive that you're grateful for that like lifted

0:27:46.840 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 2>your spirits something.

0:27:48.800 --> 0:27:50.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay said if you want to kick us off, friend,

0:27:50.680 --> 0:27:51.520
<v Speaker 1>you got something you want to.

0:27:51.480 --> 0:28:03.000
<v Speaker 2>Share, I will say that someone that I think likes me,

0:28:04.960 --> 0:28:07.760
<v Speaker 2>you know, wrote on my page and it was a

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:11.280
<v Speaker 2>cute comment and that I was like, Okay, thank you.

0:28:13.000 --> 0:28:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I like that high light of the week.

0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:18.520
<v Speaker 2>I like if you think someone has a crush on you,

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:21.240
<v Speaker 2>or you have a crush on someone and they write

0:28:21.320 --> 0:28:25.280
<v Speaker 2>on a post, then you're like, I need to make

0:28:25.400 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 2>more pictures or videos that are just like this to

0:28:28.080 --> 0:28:28.840
<v Speaker 2>get that attention.

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, yeah.

0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 2>You don't agree with me affecting what's on the grid.

0:28:38.360 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 1>You don't agree.

0:28:44.960 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 3>Someone was calling me, oh no, what you're still here?

0:28:50.800 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, you're screaming oh no into our faces.

0:28:56.640 --> 0:28:58.400
<v Speaker 2>I can't find you guys.

0:29:00.840 --> 0:29:04.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay and click on it.

0:29:04.120 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Andrew, Okay, Andrew, you're such an asshole. Do you have anything,

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Marie that you're you're happy about.

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Highlight of the week. WHOA, I had sex this week

0:29:22.080 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 1>and it was fantastic.

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Give us the blow by blow sis the week.

0:29:29.320 --> 0:29:32.000
<v Speaker 1>He came to pick me up in his car. This

0:29:32.080 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 1>is somebody that I had sex with like two weeks ago. Yeah,

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:40.080
<v Speaker 1>weeks ago. So it's like we've already You've already done

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:42.920
<v Speaker 1>this and I've been self quarantining. He's been self quarantining.

0:29:43.040 --> 0:29:46.480
<v Speaker 1>So you know, he came to pick me up. You know,

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:49.760
<v Speaker 1>he gave me a look massage. Uh it was the

0:29:49.800 --> 0:29:54.960
<v Speaker 1>head was cute, the sex was good. Uh, she squirted it.

0:29:55.040 --> 0:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>She came, she had a great job, and then she

0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:57.640
<v Speaker 1>got dropped off.

0:29:58.320 --> 0:30:00.720
<v Speaker 2>But you, first of all, you always squirt, You always come,

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:02.840
<v Speaker 2>So it's not like this. Nothing always come.

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Like I've been having sex for X amount of years

0:30:06.560 --> 0:30:09.320
<v Speaker 1>and I don't always come and I don't always pork.

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 2>But I'm just saying, as of recent you're you're doing

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 2>well sexually.

0:30:14.760 --> 0:30:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Sure, but I hadn't had sex in like, you know,

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 1>a couple of weeks. And you know, it was like

0:30:21.760 --> 0:30:28.400
<v Speaker 1>riding a bike, a beautiful bike with a people anyway,

0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 1>highlight of the week. And then he gave me ice

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:31.960
<v Speaker 1>cream and.

0:30:31.880 --> 0:30:35.760
<v Speaker 2>I went hole, he got to ice cream free. Oh

0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:36.560
<v Speaker 2>he likes you.

0:30:37.280 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you do. Do you like him? Do

0:30:41.160 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 1>you like him?

0:30:42.440 --> 0:30:42.960
<v Speaker 2>I like him?

0:30:43.600 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Highlight of the firelight, Sidney. You know that I like him.

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:54.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean, Marie, I've known you for X amount of years.

0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:58.280
<v Speaker 2>So does Andrew. And we don't hear you say you

0:30:58.840 --> 0:30:59.560
<v Speaker 2>liking someone.

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 1>You were on the phone yesterday and I told you

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:03.000
<v Speaker 1>that I liked him.

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:07.480
<v Speaker 3>And yes, you have had this conversation here. I don't

0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:09.880
<v Speaker 3>think you've ever said that you've liked someone.

0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:13.080
<v Speaker 1>I have the guy, the guy that I date, the

0:31:13.120 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 1>guy with the shampoo bottle, shampoo bottle dick.

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:17.360
<v Speaker 2>I said I liked him, but I don't like him.

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Remember that's not the same, Marie, that's not the same.

0:31:23.080 --> 0:31:26.680
<v Speaker 1>I like it, but I don't care about him. But yeah,

0:31:26.720 --> 0:31:29.760
<v Speaker 1>I look this guy. It's cool. It's fun until it's not.

0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:34.560
<v Speaker 2>But you know, you throw that until it's not in there,

0:31:34.680 --> 0:31:36.680
<v Speaker 2>and it's just like, but it's it's great right now.

0:31:36.720 --> 0:31:40.320
<v Speaker 1>So it is great right now. Uh, he's not having

0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:43.719
<v Speaker 1>sex with anybody else. I'm not having sex with anybody

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:46.680
<v Speaker 1>else on the record. Well right now?

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:48.720
<v Speaker 3>How often are you seeing him?

0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:49.160
<v Speaker 2>Well?

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:51.560
<v Speaker 1>I just saw him two days ago. I might see

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 1>him today. I feel like, why not? You know, I

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.040
<v Speaker 1>don't have to be up early for the podcast tomorrow.

0:31:58.200 --> 0:32:00.360
<v Speaker 2>God, I'm so happy that.

0:32:00.400 --> 0:32:02.520
<v Speaker 1>But we have not discussed any of these things. I'm

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 1>just saying I'm probably gonna see him again in like

0:32:04.840 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 1>the next couple of days.

0:32:06.040 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Are you going to cook dinner for him?

0:32:08.000 --> 0:32:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm a cook dinner for me, and if there's some left,

0:32:10.560 --> 0:32:13.360
<v Speaker 1>i'll brando his house. Look, I'm cooking dinner for myself.

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:18.120
<v Speaker 2>Sush Andrew over there, salty as fuck?

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:19.520
<v Speaker 1>What's going on, babe?

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:20.640
<v Speaker 2>Highlight of the week?

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 3>Not that my we I've been watching the people clap

0:32:30.760 --> 0:32:34.000
<v Speaker 3>every day. I've even hearing the people clap every day

0:32:34.000 --> 0:32:34.520
<v Speaker 3>at seven.

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:37.600
<v Speaker 1>I heard it yesterday but nobody was coming down the street.

0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:42.360
<v Speaker 3>They just clap, So they just clap at seven. Yeah. Uh,

0:32:42.000 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 3>and so I'm looking into the middle of a city block,

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:49.280
<v Speaker 3>and so I see everybody come out onto their balconies

0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:52.200
<v Speaker 3>and windows other windows and stuff and going out into

0:32:52.200 --> 0:32:55.560
<v Speaker 3>their backyards. And I think that is cute and I

0:32:55.680 --> 0:32:59.719
<v Speaker 3>like it every day at seven, what do you clap?

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:04.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't clap. I'll do like a little like a

0:33:04.120 --> 0:33:06.760
<v Speaker 3>little one. If someone like sees me watching, you know,

0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:13.480
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah.

0:33:10.960 --> 0:33:12.360
<v Speaker 1>They come down you're black and clap.

0:33:12.880 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Bro you know where I live, you know where they

0:33:16.880 --> 0:33:23.719
<v Speaker 2>not even quarantine and over here, So so you know,

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:29.000
<v Speaker 2>you Sydney. I'm just keeping it real.

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Well. I mean, maybe you should start a friend.

0:33:32.440 --> 0:33:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Maybe you clap yes, and they'll boom me over here.

0:33:37.880 --> 0:33:38.480
<v Speaker 1>It's what you.

0:33:38.520 --> 0:33:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Clap in back.

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:42.560
<v Speaker 3>It really did catch me off guard the first day

0:33:42.600 --> 0:33:45.400
<v Speaker 3>it happened. I was like, what the hell is going on?

0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:48.320
<v Speaker 3>I didn't get the memo, but the clapping, and so

0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:51.920
<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden, everyone's clapping. It's insane and you're

0:33:51.960 --> 0:33:56.920
<v Speaker 3>just like what I literally thought it was like over

0:33:57.160 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 3>I thought like they were like, oh, you can come

0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:01.040
<v Speaker 3>out of your houses and everyone just clapping, And I

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:06.160
<v Speaker 3>was like, what's the first thing.

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:09.319
<v Speaker 1>You guys are gonna do when we get out? First?

0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Thing you're gonna spend your that first dollar on when

0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 1>we get get our freedom.

0:34:15.600 --> 0:34:19.359
<v Speaker 2>I want to get some really good sushi from Sugarfish.

0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:21.000
<v Speaker 2>That's my favorite spot.

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:23.839
<v Speaker 1>This is coming from the person who says she's gonna wait,

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:25.720
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna go straight to sushi?

0:34:25.960 --> 0:34:27.560
<v Speaker 2>No, what what's wrong with that?

0:34:28.239 --> 0:34:30.360
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna go straight to fish?

0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:31.680
<v Speaker 2>What's wrong with that?

0:34:32.400 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, Sidney, have of all the things that

0:34:34.360 --> 0:34:37.239
<v Speaker 1>you could eat coming out of quarantine, you're just gonna

0:34:37.280 --> 0:34:40.440
<v Speaker 1>go right to sushi. Love it. Love that for you.

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, sushi?

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 1>What kind of rules we're gonna get?

0:34:47.400 --> 0:34:49.319
<v Speaker 2>I love a crab crab hand roll.

0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, that's my favorite. Okay, Andrew, what are you

0:34:55.640 --> 0:34:57.479
<v Speaker 1>gonna do? What's the first thing you're gonna spend money

0:34:57.480 --> 0:35:00.960
<v Speaker 1>on when you get outside?

0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:03.560
<v Speaker 3>I really just need to do laundry. Have you guys

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:04.520
<v Speaker 3>been doing laundry?

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I've been wearing clothes.

0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just like what do you need to go do

0:35:09.960 --> 0:35:10.440
<v Speaker 2>laundry for?

0:35:11.120 --> 0:35:14.400
<v Speaker 3>I mean it was like my sheets and my towels

0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:15.120
<v Speaker 3>and everything.

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, that is yeah.

0:35:17.880 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, I just fucking want to do that.

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 3>But like, I only want to leave if I'm going

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:26.759
<v Speaker 3>to the grocery store. You know, No, I only want

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:28.400
<v Speaker 3>to leave if I'm going to the grocery store. I

0:35:28.400 --> 0:35:31.719
<v Speaker 3>don't want to also go to the laundromat too. You know,

0:35:32.560 --> 0:35:33.879
<v Speaker 3>so cloes off?

0:35:34.560 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 1>What is strapping your clothes off an option?

0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 2>I guess, so it is what your parents doing.

0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 3>They're all in separate homes within the same town. My

0:35:49.719 --> 0:35:55.400
<v Speaker 3>sister so yeah, And so they're all in like the

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:57.880
<v Speaker 3>same town, so they can all, like my entire family

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.719
<v Speaker 3>is in a town in New Jersey. Uh, And so

0:36:01.760 --> 0:36:04.560
<v Speaker 3>they're able to like meet up with each other and

0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:07.480
<v Speaker 3>go for walks separated, but then they all can go

0:36:07.600 --> 0:36:10.960
<v Speaker 3>back to their respective partners. So they're really just living

0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:11.319
<v Speaker 3>it up.

0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:15.480
<v Speaker 1>They're going out and standing six feet apart and taking walks.

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:19.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And they just closed the beach in our town.

0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:21.000
<v Speaker 3>So they just.

0:36:21.000 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 1>Closed the beach.

0:36:21.719 --> 0:36:23.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to figure out why the beach was open.

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 3>It's like so many people were walking on the beach,

0:36:27.080 --> 0:36:31.400
<v Speaker 3>oh okay, yeah, and they weren't observing the social distancing

0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:36.399
<v Speaker 3>and everything, and so I don't give a d Yeah,

0:36:37.760 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 3>because I think like dogs were coming up to everyone,

0:36:40.400 --> 0:36:43.240
<v Speaker 3>and the dogs can like if you pet the dog,

0:36:43.640 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 3>the dog can go back.

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:46.360
<v Speaker 1>It's just like, yeah, they got Corona.

0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah mm hmm.

0:36:48.320 --> 0:36:49.759
<v Speaker 1>And then the dogs were getting right in the bed

0:36:49.840 --> 0:36:53.120
<v Speaker 1>with the sand on their furs and on their bodies.

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:59.479
<v Speaker 1>I don't think the first thing. I'm oh, I'm gonna

0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:03.440
<v Speaker 1>get a pedicule. That's what my feet are like. Ugh,

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:11.120
<v Speaker 1>that's nothing from Showan to us. Honestly, I can't tell

0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:13.200
<v Speaker 1>the difference. That's what they looked like before the quarantine.

0:37:13.400 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Bitch. I think I might get a Brazilian. I've never

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:29.480
<v Speaker 2>had one, so I feel like I gotta do it.

0:37:29.680 --> 0:37:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Why do you feel like you gotta do it? Well,

0:37:32.239 --> 0:37:33.279
<v Speaker 1>my I'm not gonna lie.

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:37.680
<v Speaker 2>The ass is Harry, That's.

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:40.600
<v Speaker 1>How God wanted it, because you see this soul piece

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:40.920
<v Speaker 1>right here.

0:37:41.000 --> 0:37:41.600
<v Speaker 3>This is what's up.

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:47.280
<v Speaker 1>It's hanging out the song Just say my my.

0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:50.560
<v Speaker 2>My rectum is growing out inches bundles, babe.

0:37:50.760 --> 0:37:53.680
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I think I'm gonna get a wax too.

0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I think can we do it together, Let's do it together.

0:37:57.080 --> 0:37:59.719
<v Speaker 1>We can go together. We can get Brazilient. Yeah.

0:38:00.000 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 2>Stoody Brazilians, stoody Brazilians. You know, and you want one

0:38:04.320 --> 0:38:05.040
<v Speaker 2>to you?

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:05.760
<v Speaker 3>But does it?

0:38:05.800 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 1>Does it hurt? Sure? But what do you expect it

0:38:10.880 --> 0:38:14.239
<v Speaker 1>hurts me. Like I've done it once before and it

0:38:14.280 --> 0:38:15.800
<v Speaker 1>was not as bad as I thought it was going

0:38:15.880 --> 0:38:16.000
<v Speaker 1>to be.

0:38:16.160 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 2>And it comes back and it's just smooth, yo, smooth.

0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:21.839
<v Speaker 1>But you got to x foliate so that you don't

0:38:21.880 --> 0:38:23.640
<v Speaker 1>get like grown hairs and stuff.

0:38:24.239 --> 0:38:26.640
<v Speaker 3>But it's like itchy when it grows in a little

0:38:26.640 --> 0:38:27.320
<v Speaker 3>bit now.

0:38:28.280 --> 0:38:33.319
<v Speaker 2>Mhmm, I mean not itchy when you when first days.

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:37.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, but like you know, you rub it down.

0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 1>With some rubbing alcohol or whatever, You're fine. Yeah, so resilient.

0:38:45.840 --> 0:38:48.760
<v Speaker 3>I'll consider it. I think that. I mean, like I'm

0:38:48.800 --> 0:38:51.080
<v Speaker 3>okay with my button whole hair.

0:38:51.120 --> 0:38:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Actually, you want to show us? You want to show

0:38:53.680 --> 0:38:57.600
<v Speaker 1>us your whole Yeah, show your hole. This is your

0:38:57.600 --> 0:38:58.560
<v Speaker 1>only fans.

0:39:01.239 --> 0:39:03.000
<v Speaker 3>You're my only two subscribers.

0:39:05.520 --> 0:39:07.520
<v Speaker 2>That is a lie, don't you.

0:39:08.760 --> 0:39:15.800
<v Speaker 1>There's also another producer on the call, So.

0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:19.760
<v Speaker 2>How you doing? This is such a professional podcast?

0:39:20.840 --> 0:39:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what is a professional podcast that feels like

0:39:24.000 --> 0:39:29.799
<v Speaker 1>uh an aximra? Yes, yes, podcast, Like we're not talking

0:39:29.840 --> 0:39:37.040
<v Speaker 1>about anything. I don't know. I'm growing my hair out

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:40.400
<v Speaker 1>because I don't have a choice.

0:39:41.239 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 3>I really like this color, thank you.

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:47.000
<v Speaker 1>It's it's the semi permanent color that I had in

0:39:47.000 --> 0:39:49.840
<v Speaker 1>my house. It is this or pink?

0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:53.200
<v Speaker 3>I think you've made the right choice you.

0:39:54.400 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I can always go back to the pink.

0:39:56.800 --> 0:40:01.160
<v Speaker 1>But so what else going on? Friend? What have you

0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:03.040
<v Speaker 1>been doing to pass the time?

0:40:04.840 --> 0:40:04.880
<v Speaker 9>Me?

0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:06.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean both of you.

0:40:06.920 --> 0:40:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Since I've been watching, I've been watching so much TV

0:40:11.280 --> 0:40:14.439
<v Speaker 2>and shows it's insane. But I will say to all

0:40:14.480 --> 0:40:18.440
<v Speaker 2>the listeners, top three things you should be watching. You

0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:22.439
<v Speaker 2>have to watch Unorthodox on Netflix. It's incredible. It's about

0:40:22.440 --> 0:40:27.320
<v Speaker 2>a woman who escapes the Hasidic Jewish community in Brooklyn.

0:40:27.760 --> 0:40:32.360
<v Speaker 2>It's so fucking good. It's like it's four parts to it.

0:40:32.800 --> 0:40:37.000
<v Speaker 2>But I feel like I want it more. Definitely. Another

0:40:37.120 --> 0:40:39.640
<v Speaker 2>show is I'm not scripted?

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:44.880
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. No, it is scripted. Okay, it seems.

0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:48.440
<v Speaker 3>Like so like off your brand. Be watching that, Like,

0:40:48.520 --> 0:40:49.360
<v Speaker 3>I feel.

0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:51.040
<v Speaker 2>Like I understand, you know it's good.

0:40:51.320 --> 0:40:53.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, I understand why you're drinking the red bulls now

0:40:53.400 --> 0:41:03.000
<v Speaker 3>to pay attention to that boring? It's so what so boring?

0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Every time you not.

0:41:07.040 --> 0:41:08.840
<v Speaker 1>You talked about it yesterday, and you talked about it.

0:41:09.080 --> 0:41:12.839
<v Speaker 2>Before, and everybody whose I has told to watch it,

0:41:12.840 --> 0:41:14.200
<v Speaker 2>they were like, thank you so much.

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 1>It is so fucking good.

0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:16.200
<v Speaker 3>So not.

0:41:17.840 --> 0:41:20.840
<v Speaker 2>One person hits you with a nope, not one person.

0:41:20.960 --> 0:41:22.839
<v Speaker 2>I put it on Twitter and people have still been

0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:26.840
<v Speaker 2>hitting me up about it. Well, people are born on Twitter.

0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:32.439
<v Speaker 2>Black people shut up anyway. And then I like this UK,

0:41:33.120 --> 0:41:38.359
<v Speaker 2>this UK series called Top Boy. Watch that Top Boy

0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:39.160
<v Speaker 2>Summer House.

0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:40.080
<v Speaker 1>You got to start with that.

0:41:40.520 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 2>It's like a whole bunch of skinny E dries albums

0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:44.040
<v Speaker 2>selling drugs.

0:41:44.040 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 1>It's great. Also not what I thought Top Boy was.

0:41:48.880 --> 0:41:51.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's like a grinder profile.

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Top Boy b O.

0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:59.920
<v Speaker 2>I yeah, have we mentioned this one yet? A little

0:42:00.160 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 2>fires everywhere.

0:42:01.880 --> 0:42:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I watched this third episode yesterday, so I have

0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I think one my episode left.

0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:10.919
<v Speaker 2>No girl, it's on the sixth episode. Now you're way behind.

0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not way behind this. There's no time limit on

0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 1>when to watch these things. I need to space out

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:21.799
<v Speaker 1>my Kerry Washington's you know, because she's really annoying on

0:42:21.880 --> 0:42:25.640
<v Speaker 1>the show. She is she is.

0:42:25.600 --> 0:42:27.160
<v Speaker 3>The annoying one, not Reese.

0:42:27.320 --> 0:42:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're both both annoying.

0:42:29.560 --> 0:42:32.360
<v Speaker 1>They're both annoying. But I feel like Kerry Washington's character

0:42:32.480 --> 0:42:36.759
<v Speaker 1>is so unlikable one show, very unlikable, Like Reese has

0:42:36.800 --> 0:42:40.160
<v Speaker 1>given us a big, little lies reach. She's given us

0:42:40.480 --> 0:42:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Reese with a spoon now you know.

0:42:43.120 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 2>You know Reese's type cast. She does the same character,

0:42:46.360 --> 0:42:49.279
<v Speaker 2>like variations of it, but it's the same. She don't

0:42:49.320 --> 0:42:54.040
<v Speaker 2>even change her hairstyle. That's how give us a different color.

0:42:54.440 --> 0:42:57.120
<v Speaker 2>I give you color. She's not changing no eye shadows,

0:42:57.400 --> 0:42:59.800
<v Speaker 2>she's not giving up nothing.

0:43:00.200 --> 0:43:03.879
<v Speaker 1>She's not giving a bun, a high pony, a click, nothing.

0:43:04.040 --> 0:43:06.040
<v Speaker 2>No extensions. Hair thin as fuck.

0:43:06.160 --> 0:43:08.840
<v Speaker 1>She don't care. She's giving you sing. I don't know

0:43:08.840 --> 0:43:11.239
<v Speaker 1>if it's thinned, but it's definitely like it's a little

0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:13.759
<v Speaker 1>thing five part and it swept with like a like

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:19.000
<v Speaker 1>a poop out. So uh yeah, I don't know. Both

0:43:19.040 --> 0:43:21.520
<v Speaker 1>of the characters are annoying, but Carry Washington is just

0:43:21.640 --> 0:43:24.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what did you do that for?

0:43:26.600 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 2>I think you need to see Carolina right now? She

0:43:28.800 --> 0:43:31.719
<v Speaker 2>looks Show her, you.

0:43:31.960 --> 0:43:36.839
<v Speaker 1>Show her, you got the computer, show her, show her

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:37.880
<v Speaker 1>turn the camera.

0:43:40.200 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, these.

0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Are cross.

0:43:48.280 --> 0:43:51.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Alex, you know what are you going in

0:43:51.640 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 1>this sluty ass outfit? You gotta date tonight?

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:56.320
<v Speaker 2>No, I just was trying it on.

0:43:56.440 --> 0:43:57.839
<v Speaker 1>I've never worn it before.

0:44:00.160 --> 0:44:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Because I can't show people.

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Go ahead and put that on the ground.

0:44:09.800 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, wait, is that savage fenty.

0:44:20.520 --> 0:44:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe I'll get some like some like sluty ass lauingerie. Yeah,

0:44:29.200 --> 0:44:30.959
<v Speaker 1>should I do that too? They look good?

0:44:31.640 --> 0:44:34.400
<v Speaker 2>You I should get lingerie and do the show in lingerie.

0:44:34.880 --> 0:44:41.759
<v Speaker 1>Show this monk? What this is just audio? Yeah?

0:44:41.960 --> 0:44:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Not only fans? How dare you.

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:47.640
<v Speaker 3>Recording video as well? I thought I thought that you

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:49.360
<v Speaker 3>knew this we have.

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.080
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna put a clip together though, right that we

0:44:52.120 --> 0:44:53.080
<v Speaker 2>could use to promote.

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:55.920
<v Speaker 3>We'll put something together. Maybe that what just happened?

0:44:56.560 --> 0:45:00.080
<v Speaker 2>That was that was cute. We really adore that. I

0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:02.640
<v Speaker 2>thought she said you would do I take that long?

0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:05.880
<v Speaker 2>But we started at one o'clock?

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:07.040
<v Speaker 3>What did what did you do that?

0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:08.680
<v Speaker 1>We started at least one thirty?

0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Oh how much? How much time you on five side?

0:45:16.080 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 1>You ask somewhere else that you need to be right now? No,

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.400
<v Speaker 1>baby girl, you know I'm here. I'm her for y'all.

0:45:23.080 --> 0:45:24.000
<v Speaker 1>But I'm just thinking.

0:45:24.360 --> 0:45:26.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying, do the people deserve a whole hour?

0:45:26.400 --> 0:45:26.640
<v Speaker 4>Now?

0:45:26.840 --> 0:45:31.160
<v Speaker 2>Like considering we ain't got a ship going on. I

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:33.520
<v Speaker 2>got stuff going on, Charlena, I'm working.

0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's nice, thank you. Sorry, Charlene. It was the

0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:45.279
<v Speaker 1>set expensive. I don't remember. There's this thing want there's

0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:47.080
<v Speaker 1>this set that I want, but I got to get

0:45:47.080 --> 0:45:48.360
<v Speaker 1>a man to bite for me because I feel like

0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:51.239
<v Speaker 1>it's too expensive. How much is it? I don't know,

0:45:51.280 --> 0:45:52.879
<v Speaker 1>but I feel like when I thought I was like.

0:45:52.880 --> 0:45:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Andrew, do you want to see me in lingerie?

0:45:58.520 --> 0:46:00.839
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I do every their Instagram?

0:46:01.440 --> 0:46:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Who now did Instagram? How dare you you posted.

0:46:07.400 --> 0:46:08.319
<v Speaker 3>Something the other day?

0:46:08.680 --> 0:46:09.839
<v Speaker 1>You got your titties be out?

0:46:10.920 --> 0:46:11.920
<v Speaker 2>What did I post?

0:46:12.719 --> 0:46:13.800
<v Speaker 3>You posted something for you?

0:46:15.920 --> 0:46:19.200
<v Speaker 1>Something cute? Okay, bring your back, bring your back, Andrew,

0:46:21.239 --> 0:46:22.360
<v Speaker 1>I can't find my phone.

0:46:22.480 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh this wasn't lune. This was it your back brace?

0:46:25.280 --> 0:46:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that turned you on? Andrew, had got you wet

0:46:30.560 --> 0:46:30.880
<v Speaker 1>it is?

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:32.240
<v Speaker 3>It's it's a good picture.

0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:36.960
<v Speaker 1>It's a great photo. Thank you, guys. I love I

0:46:37.000 --> 0:46:40.840
<v Speaker 1>love when you're creative director for that. I know Carolina

0:46:40.920 --> 0:46:45.400
<v Speaker 1>helped me artistic director. You know she's a whore. So wow,

0:46:45.960 --> 0:46:48.759
<v Speaker 1>we don't use that word on this podcast.

0:46:48.920 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 2>Use wrror in the best way. Andrew, I see you

0:46:51.120 --> 0:46:53.560
<v Speaker 2>just like that post. You saw it, but you didn't

0:46:53.600 --> 0:46:54.360
<v Speaker 2>like it initially.

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:59.040
<v Speaker 1>He thought it was too scandalous. Yeah, she doing, she's

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:03.640
<v Speaker 1>showing all that back. You're in the quarantine. That's a

0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:08.720
<v Speaker 1>whore and now he does saw Carolyn is crashless panties

0:47:08.719 --> 0:47:10.319
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, oh, it's not a bad well

0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I think that's the thing.

0:47:11.719 --> 0:47:15.160
<v Speaker 2>It's like, whatever you weren't doing before this, it's time

0:47:15.239 --> 0:47:19.440
<v Speaker 2>to branch out and just do it. Nobody is going

0:47:19.520 --> 0:47:22.440
<v Speaker 2>to judge you after this. Everything that's happening right now,

0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:23.360
<v Speaker 2>we forget about it.

0:47:23.960 --> 0:47:26.399
<v Speaker 1>Oh bye, I'm judging everybody every day all day. I'm

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:30.920
<v Speaker 1>writing notes, I'm taking screenshots, I'm judging everything. Yeah, speak

0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:31.440
<v Speaker 1>for yourself.

0:47:32.719 --> 0:47:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Well you're that kind of person. So and I don't

0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:39.319
<v Speaker 2>even know why we're friends with you, because we don't

0:47:39.360 --> 0:47:43.560
<v Speaker 2>need that kind of energy. And these trying, trying times.

0:47:44.080 --> 0:47:45.719
<v Speaker 1>What kind of energy do you think we need right now?

0:47:45.719 --> 0:47:47.719
<v Speaker 1>What's the best energy for this quarantine?

0:47:48.880 --> 0:47:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Take it day by day. We can't make no plans

0:47:52.080 --> 0:47:53.839
<v Speaker 2>for the next day because we don't know what's going

0:47:53.880 --> 0:47:57.280
<v Speaker 2>on tomorrow. We only know what's happening right now.

0:47:57.440 --> 0:48:01.360
<v Speaker 1>We don't even know what's happening right now. Right we

0:48:01.600 --> 0:48:04.640
<v Speaker 1>know nothing right We don't really know anything. We don't

0:48:04.680 --> 0:48:08.360
<v Speaker 1>have realistic timeline of anything. We don't know. Like I

0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:11.759
<v Speaker 1>spoke to my friend yesterday and her mom had corona.

0:48:12.800 --> 0:48:14.719
<v Speaker 1>She had it but she was being she's trying to

0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:17.680
<v Speaker 1>She didn't wait, who a friend of mine? You don't

0:48:17.680 --> 0:48:21.160
<v Speaker 1>know her? And she said that. She's like, yeah, you know,

0:48:21.239 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I was sick, but it was I was fine. I

0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:26.239
<v Speaker 1>had like a cold, I was congested, and then I

0:48:26.320 --> 0:48:29.160
<v Speaker 1>lost my sense of taste. And I was like, Sis,

0:48:29.200 --> 0:48:31.520
<v Speaker 1>you had it and she was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:48:31.520 --> 0:48:33.719
<v Speaker 1>but like you know, like not that bad. And then

0:48:33.760 --> 0:48:36.839
<v Speaker 1>her boyfriend got it. I was like everyone in her

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:38.480
<v Speaker 1>house had it. I was like, you guys got it.

0:48:39.800 --> 0:48:41.560
<v Speaker 1>You had a social distance from your family.

0:48:41.600 --> 0:48:42.879
<v Speaker 2>Says that's insane.

0:48:43.120 --> 0:48:45.640
<v Speaker 1>But she said now because she's had it, she feels

0:48:45.680 --> 0:48:48.080
<v Speaker 1>like she's Tiflon and she can do whatever she wants.

0:48:48.080 --> 0:48:51.040
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, true, there's different there's different strands

0:48:51.080 --> 0:48:52.839
<v Speaker 2>of it. That's the thing, right.

0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:54.720
<v Speaker 1>There are people who've had it that hit it again,

0:48:54.920 --> 0:48:56.719
<v Speaker 1>get it again. She's like, not me.

0:48:59.120 --> 0:49:02.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, do you think that you had it?

0:49:02.920 --> 0:49:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Me?

0:49:03.600 --> 0:49:05.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I.

0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Think I had it. You would answer that for me, Sidney,

0:49:08.080 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much. I think that I had some

0:49:12.440 --> 0:49:16.479
<v Speaker 1>for sure. I didn't lose taste, smell, or have a fever,

0:49:16.600 --> 0:49:20.239
<v Speaker 1>though I think I had it too. I bically was

0:49:20.239 --> 0:49:27.040
<v Speaker 1>like super congested and coughing for like a week.

0:49:28.239 --> 0:49:30.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, same right.

0:49:30.840 --> 0:49:34.279
<v Speaker 1>But also like this was peak. It was like peak

0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:36.080
<v Speaker 1>people getting sick time anyway.

0:49:36.160 --> 0:49:38.600
<v Speaker 3>And now I don't think anything of it, right.

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:40.640
<v Speaker 1>And now I'm not like coughing or anything, but like

0:49:40.680 --> 0:49:42.719
<v Speaker 1>at night, I get congested, So I think that that's

0:49:42.880 --> 0:49:46.080
<v Speaker 1>that's allergies, because that's usually when that hits me at night.

0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:50.080
<v Speaker 1>But I think everyone's gonna get it or has already

0:49:50.120 --> 0:49:51.759
<v Speaker 1>had it. That's how I feel about.

0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna get through this, guys. I'm not too worried.

0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:02.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like I'm gonna stay positive. I'm lucky and

0:50:02.520 --> 0:50:05.880
<v Speaker 2>blessed that I have such a cool circle of people

0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:09.200
<v Speaker 2>that I can reach out to. You know, I love

0:50:09.360 --> 0:50:12.920
<v Speaker 2>chatting with you guys. Andrew. I mean we had a

0:50:12.920 --> 0:50:17.080
<v Speaker 2>moment last week. I made you buy something.

0:50:17.400 --> 0:50:22.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, no, no, don't twist the story. I called you for advice, oh,

0:50:23.520 --> 0:50:26.160
<v Speaker 3>adance with well, because I was like, it's getting real

0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:29.640
<v Speaker 3>dry over here. I don't have like a dildo or

0:50:29.719 --> 0:50:33.080
<v Speaker 3>vibrator or anything. And so I was like I went

0:50:33.120 --> 0:50:34.920
<v Speaker 3>to Sydney. I thought maybe like she would be able

0:50:35.000 --> 0:50:38.040
<v Speaker 3>to give some advice. Uh, And she sent me some

0:50:38.080 --> 0:50:41.240
<v Speaker 3>cute links on Amazon, and I did. I did purchase

0:50:41.280 --> 0:50:45.600
<v Speaker 3>one of them, and I'm happy with it. The first night,

0:50:45.640 --> 0:50:46.680
<v Speaker 3>I was not happy with it.

0:50:47.080 --> 0:50:49.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wait, you changing your changing your tune now?

0:50:50.000 --> 0:50:53.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because it's not it's nothing like the real thing. Yeah,

0:50:53.400 --> 0:50:54.680
<v Speaker 3>oh no, no.

0:50:54.360 --> 0:50:54.799
<v Speaker 1>No never.

0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:57.799
<v Speaker 2>But the thing is is that I haven't had the

0:50:57.840 --> 0:51:01.160
<v Speaker 2>real thing in like seven years, so I like, for me,

0:51:02.160 --> 0:51:03.239
<v Speaker 2>it's just another day.

0:51:03.840 --> 0:51:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:51:04.520 --> 0:51:08.560
<v Speaker 2>So you're saying you ordered one two sus No, but

0:51:08.719 --> 0:51:10.160
<v Speaker 2>I I was. I wanted to.

0:51:11.480 --> 0:51:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, is this what you sent to the group

0:51:13.040 --> 0:51:13.680
<v Speaker 1>chat last week?

0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:15.319
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:51:15.360 --> 0:51:20.400
<v Speaker 2>I did send one today, the one.

0:51:20.280 --> 0:51:22.400
<v Speaker 3>That you really liked. I was not really a fan of.

0:51:22.840 --> 0:51:26.719
<v Speaker 3>I just thought like, uh, just like a beginner one,

0:51:26.760 --> 0:51:31.360
<v Speaker 3>I feel And do you not know beginner SEUs for

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:33.919
<v Speaker 3>this sort of plastic pain?

0:51:34.960 --> 0:51:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Now, did you get one that like sticks to the

0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:37.799
<v Speaker 1>wall or like.

0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:43.920
<v Speaker 3>It's a lot like I feel like it is. I

0:51:43.960 --> 0:51:47.239
<v Speaker 3>wish I had more hands during this time, you know,

0:51:47.320 --> 0:51:50.520
<v Speaker 3>it's it's a lot to matter because that's okay. So,

0:51:51.800 --> 0:51:55.200
<v Speaker 3>because I like to watch my porn on my phone.

0:51:55.800 --> 0:51:57.799
<v Speaker 1>My question is why do not watch the porn on

0:51:57.840 --> 0:51:58.520
<v Speaker 1>your laptop?

0:51:58.800 --> 0:52:00.400
<v Speaker 3>So I've been switching to the laptop.

0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:05.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for thisbe it's twenty twenty laptop porn. No.

0:52:05.880 --> 0:52:08.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's having a moment right now.

0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:13.400
<v Speaker 1>So that's the name of the episode, is laptop porn.

0:52:15.400 --> 0:52:17.040
<v Speaker 3>Laptop porn. I like that.

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:21.040
<v Speaker 1>I just I feel like, yeah, dude, it. I feel

0:52:21.040 --> 0:52:22.799
<v Speaker 1>like we do it on our phones because it's like

0:52:22.880 --> 0:52:25.640
<v Speaker 1>easy and it's like I'm already on it. Let me

0:52:25.680 --> 0:52:28.360
<v Speaker 1>just open an incognito window. But on the laptop is

0:52:28.520 --> 0:52:30.359
<v Speaker 1>easier because it's like I don't have that.

0:52:30.640 --> 0:52:31.719
<v Speaker 3>Are you. Well.

0:52:31.760 --> 0:52:34.080
<v Speaker 2>The crazy thing is is that my old laptop was

0:52:34.120 --> 0:52:36.560
<v Speaker 2>my work laptop, and I was watching porn on that

0:52:37.200 --> 0:52:39.120
<v Speaker 2>and then I know that they went through my tags.

0:52:39.160 --> 0:52:42.640
<v Speaker 2>They had to. I know they they closed.

0:52:42.400 --> 0:52:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Under your tabs, is what you're saying when you dropped

0:52:44.000 --> 0:52:47.160
<v Speaker 1>your laptop off. Huh, you didn't close any of your

0:52:47.160 --> 0:52:48.919
<v Speaker 1>tabs when you dropped your laptop off.

0:52:49.160 --> 0:52:51.440
<v Speaker 3>No, man, that's on you.

0:52:52.360 --> 0:52:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's on your systy. You had like ninety eight

0:52:56.160 --> 0:52:58.560
<v Speaker 1>tabs open on one window. So I did.

0:52:58.840 --> 0:52:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I did.

0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:00.200
<v Speaker 1>I will not.

0:53:00.360 --> 0:53:03.360
<v Speaker 2>I Yeah, that's me, and I cannot deny that.

0:53:04.120 --> 0:53:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I I'm a multiple window person. I'll have separate windows

0:53:08.360 --> 0:53:11.440
<v Speaker 1>open and I'll just go back and forth to see

0:53:12.040 --> 0:53:13.319
<v Speaker 1>do you canna see what I'm saying? Like, I'll have

0:53:13.360 --> 0:53:16.320
<v Speaker 1>separate Google Chrome windows open.

0:53:16.400 --> 0:53:19.160
<v Speaker 3>Well not like not tabs like windows.

0:53:19.400 --> 0:53:23.319
<v Speaker 1>No, it'll be windows with like six tabs each or

0:53:23.360 --> 0:53:27.000
<v Speaker 1>four taps, but as opposed to just one window with

0:53:27.160 --> 0:53:31.200
<v Speaker 1>like the tabs are so many that they're like you

0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:37.400
<v Speaker 1>can't even read what it is. Yeah, you only have

0:53:37.520 --> 0:53:38.640
<v Speaker 1>one window and one tab.

0:53:39.320 --> 0:53:41.520
<v Speaker 3>I have one well okay, no, no, I have the

0:53:41.600 --> 0:53:44.120
<v Speaker 3>one window and a lot of tabs, and I feel, O, wait,

0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:47.600
<v Speaker 3>so when you create all these different windows and create

0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:50.279
<v Speaker 3>all these different tabs within that window, are all the

0:53:50.360 --> 0:53:52.720
<v Speaker 3>tabs catering to like one theme?

0:53:53.920 --> 0:53:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh ah, that would be smart.

0:53:56.200 --> 0:53:58.120
<v Speaker 1>That's kind of the direction that I'm in right now.

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I have one window that's all like Bank of

0:54:00.520 --> 0:54:02.520
<v Speaker 1>America stuff, and it's all like thanks statements and I'm

0:54:02.520 --> 0:54:05.040
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be getting ready for my text. I have

0:54:05.080 --> 0:54:08.520
<v Speaker 1>another one that's like all home things. So it's like

0:54:09.360 --> 0:54:13.160
<v Speaker 1>my my unemployment tabs are all there, and my home

0:54:13.200 --> 0:54:16.440
<v Speaker 1>deepo tabs are there. Okay, home things. I don't know

0:54:16.440 --> 0:54:19.080
<v Speaker 1>what the theme is for these windows, but they all kind.

0:54:18.920 --> 0:54:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Of go No, that's smart. I like that, But then.

0:54:22.480 --> 0:54:26.239
<v Speaker 2>I lose track of which windows are what do you

0:54:26.280 --> 0:54:27.239
<v Speaker 2>have a porn tab or no?

0:54:28.440 --> 0:54:31.600
<v Speaker 1>I close my porn tab when I'm not watching corn. Also,

0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:33.759
<v Speaker 1>I'll open a hole incognito window for porn.

0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:36.840
<v Speaker 2>So what's that? How do you do that today?

0:54:36.840 --> 0:54:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna have to have you google that because

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:40.959
<v Speaker 1>it's not something that you go incognito.

0:54:41.600 --> 0:54:42.319
<v Speaker 3>I don't do it.

0:54:42.960 --> 0:54:43.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:54:43.400 --> 0:54:43.960
<v Speaker 3>It's all there.

0:54:44.120 --> 0:54:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like you're in dul Like nobody's nobody should

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:48.920
<v Speaker 2>be ashamed of what they're watching.

0:54:49.239 --> 0:54:51.880
<v Speaker 1>It's not about being watching. I just don't need my

0:54:52.040 --> 0:54:54.560
<v Speaker 1>laptop to be in somebody else's hands. And then it's

0:54:54.680 --> 0:54:58.360
<v Speaker 1>auto completing what I typed in. That's it. Multiple people

0:54:58.400 --> 0:55:02.719
<v Speaker 1>use well not anymore, but like you know, someone comes

0:55:02.719 --> 0:55:04.560
<v Speaker 1>to your house like can I use your laptop real quick?

0:55:04.560 --> 0:55:05.760
<v Speaker 1>And they're like, let me just put.

0:55:05.600 --> 0:55:06.520
<v Speaker 2>In be.

0:55:10.680 --> 0:55:14.880
<v Speaker 3>It's literally it's any letter.

0:55:13.880 --> 0:55:20.840
<v Speaker 8>It's like yeah, and you guys, the listeners, can you

0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:24.720
<v Speaker 8>just sound off in the comments or or at us?

0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:27.839
<v Speaker 2>What's in your incongito tab?

0:55:29.880 --> 0:55:34.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean no, but if.

0:55:34.760 --> 0:55:38.200
<v Speaker 2>You have anything like that's lud that's porn related, Like

0:55:38.760 --> 0:55:42.319
<v Speaker 2>I want to know about it. I want to know

0:55:42.320 --> 0:55:44.239
<v Speaker 2>what kind of porn y'all are watching, so.

0:55:44.239 --> 0:55:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Do what kind of porn are you watching? Uh?

0:55:49.200 --> 0:55:55.600
<v Speaker 2>A lot of gang banks, like girl gang banks, yes,

0:55:55.680 --> 0:56:00.400
<v Speaker 2>with trans women. Mm hmm, yeah, okay, yep, that's what

0:56:00.440 --> 0:56:00.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm into.

0:56:01.080 --> 0:56:03.520
<v Speaker 1>That's what you dropped off at Comedy Central last month.

0:56:04.080 --> 0:56:15.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, actually called it's it's actually an orgy. So it's

0:56:15.960 --> 0:56:16.719
<v Speaker 2>not a gang bang.

0:56:16.840 --> 0:56:18.680
<v Speaker 1>Why are you calling it a gang bang?

0:56:18.880 --> 0:56:20.799
<v Speaker 2>Well, there was one that was a gang bang and

0:56:20.800 --> 0:56:22.800
<v Speaker 2>then but then the rest of them are just orgies.

0:56:24.640 --> 0:56:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Yo. Remember how we had plans for what we're gonna

0:56:26.760 --> 0:56:27.680
<v Speaker 1>do for the month of March.

0:56:28.480 --> 0:56:31.240
<v Speaker 2>I know that is gone.

0:56:31.760 --> 0:56:33.719
<v Speaker 1>He wrote stuff down. I had to throw that piece

0:56:33.719 --> 0:56:35.279
<v Speaker 1>of paper away the other day because I was like,

0:56:36.480 --> 0:56:37.399
<v Speaker 1>it hurts.

0:56:38.920 --> 0:56:39.680
<v Speaker 3>What were you gonna do?

0:56:40.760 --> 0:56:42.759
<v Speaker 1>We had a list, Andrew, you had a list of

0:56:42.800 --> 0:56:45.480
<v Speaker 1>things too. You were gonna stop paying for dates?

0:56:45.920 --> 0:56:49.520
<v Speaker 3>I mean, oh oh that list? Oh my god. Yeah,

0:56:49.600 --> 0:56:52.200
<v Speaker 3>our March list.

0:56:53.360 --> 0:56:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, we will rise again.

0:56:57.239 --> 0:57:01.320
<v Speaker 2>We will we will eat out again and still I

0:57:01.520 --> 0:57:02.760
<v Speaker 2>rise will be fine.

0:57:03.080 --> 0:57:07.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh rise. Any goals for the next week, things you

0:57:07.280 --> 0:57:10.319
<v Speaker 1>guys want to accomplish or you're thinking about doing, and

0:57:10.360 --> 0:57:13.200
<v Speaker 1>you're like, eh, maybe not.

0:57:20.400 --> 0:57:23.479
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I'm so conflicted with even like going

0:57:23.520 --> 0:57:27.160
<v Speaker 3>for walks or like just being outside in general, because

0:57:27.160 --> 0:57:30.120
<v Speaker 3>like I feel like I'm like guilting, guilt tripping myself,

0:57:30.200 --> 0:57:32.680
<v Speaker 3>or just being outside in general, you know, and then

0:57:32.720 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 3>you let someone know like oh, like I went outside

0:57:34.680 --> 0:57:40.280
<v Speaker 3>for something that wasn't essential, then like they're also judging you, judging.

0:57:40.640 --> 0:57:43.320
<v Speaker 1>Wow, don't let people do that to you. I feel

0:57:43.320 --> 0:57:45.600
<v Speaker 1>like when I spoke to you, however, many weeks two

0:57:45.600 --> 0:57:46.520
<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, I was like.

0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:49.240
<v Speaker 3>Take a walk, yeah, and that was like that was

0:57:49.280 --> 0:57:51.680
<v Speaker 3>like okay, that's when people were still like going for walks.

0:57:51.720 --> 0:57:54.000
<v Speaker 3>But even like when I walked outside this morning to

0:57:54.040 --> 0:57:57.840
<v Speaker 3>go grocery shopping, Like it's such a difference the amount

0:57:57.840 --> 0:58:02.320
<v Speaker 3>of people that are outside, you know. Yeah, no, it's crazy.

0:58:02.560 --> 0:58:04.840
<v Speaker 1>It's safer for you to take a walk. Friend.

0:58:05.840 --> 0:58:08.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you're right, I will. I'll

0:58:08.240 --> 0:58:09.000
<v Speaker 3>go for a walk today.

0:58:09.680 --> 0:58:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean, why not. I haven't been actually haven't been outside,

0:58:13.960 --> 0:58:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Like I didn't go outside yesterday the day before. So

0:58:18.560 --> 0:58:20.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go outside today too. I'm gonna walk to

0:58:20.320 --> 0:58:22.680
<v Speaker 1>the store. I'm gonna go get some cheese. I want

0:58:22.680 --> 0:58:25.200
<v Speaker 1>to make an eggplant parmesan today. I've never made one before.

0:58:25.920 --> 0:58:27.560
<v Speaker 1>I want to go get some apple pie from this

0:58:27.640 --> 0:58:31.080
<v Speaker 1>bakery that I like if they're so open, and then I.

0:58:31.000 --> 0:58:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Want to come home and uh.

0:58:33.560 --> 0:58:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Not leave my house again for twenty four hours.

0:58:35.840 --> 0:58:36.120
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:58:38.000 --> 0:58:38.920
<v Speaker 1>The walks are good?

0:58:40.320 --> 0:58:42.960
<v Speaker 3>Are you wearing that you do this? Every time that

0:58:43.000 --> 0:58:44.680
<v Speaker 3>you do this, we won't be able to use this

0:58:44.720 --> 0:58:47.760
<v Speaker 3>clip for the promotional. So you're saying something good right

0:58:47.800 --> 0:58:49.640
<v Speaker 3>now that it won't be able to be used.

0:58:50.480 --> 0:58:52.560
<v Speaker 1>No, you know what, Andrew use it if she's doing

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:54.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't use it.

0:58:55.880 --> 0:58:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, the fuck, dare I dare you to

0:58:59.000 --> 0:58:59.760
<v Speaker 2>make a clip of me?

0:58:59.840 --> 0:59:08.280
<v Speaker 3>Do like giving this like inspiring message?

0:59:10.280 --> 0:59:11.960
<v Speaker 1>This is the attention that she wants. I was just

0:59:12.000 --> 0:59:14.960
<v Speaker 1>gonna keep ignoring it, but you know she wants you

0:59:15.040 --> 0:59:15.440
<v Speaker 1>to post it.

0:59:15.520 --> 0:59:18.440
<v Speaker 3>I'll post it, put it up, we'll see what Instagram

0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:19.280
<v Speaker 3>has to say about it.

0:59:19.960 --> 0:59:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they're gonna take it down. You're right, never mind? Okay, Well,

0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:28.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't really have any goals yet because every time

0:59:28.920 --> 0:59:31.800
<v Speaker 2>I make a goal, I don't really hate it. I

0:59:32.280 --> 0:59:35.120
<v Speaker 2>think I hit like one or two things that I

0:59:35.160 --> 0:59:39.080
<v Speaker 2>was supposed to do this week, so whatever, but I.

0:59:40.280 --> 0:59:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Think doing more than one thing that you're supposed to

0:59:42.560 --> 0:59:45.760
<v Speaker 1>do this week is massive. I truly think that. Like

0:59:46.600 --> 0:59:49.680
<v Speaker 1>I started writing to do list and then like I

0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:54.040
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm not crossing anything off. So now if

0:59:54.080 --> 0:59:56.560
<v Speaker 1>I do cross something off, it's like a John gonna

0:59:56.560 --> 1:00:00.560
<v Speaker 1>take the rest of the week off. So make a

1:00:00.600 --> 1:00:03.120
<v Speaker 1>list and pick a thing or don't.

1:00:04.560 --> 1:00:07.200
<v Speaker 2>You know worth to live by Marie Fostin.

1:00:08.680 --> 1:00:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Mhm am I gonna do this week? I don't know.

1:00:13.520 --> 1:00:20.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna stop complaining about cooking. I'm gonna try,

1:00:20.320 --> 1:00:21.760
<v Speaker 1>but love cooking.

1:00:21.960 --> 1:00:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Cooking is great. I have a cooking show on Sundays,

1:00:25.160 --> 1:00:27.600
<v Speaker 2>the last, the finale show of it. Me and Marie

1:00:27.600 --> 1:00:30.720
<v Speaker 2>are going to do a cook off. So yes, it's

1:00:31.600 --> 1:00:34.400
<v Speaker 2>keep enjoying cooking because we're gonna throw down.

1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:40.720
<v Speaker 1>Yo, Sydney. Those episodes have been so good so far.

1:00:40.960 --> 1:00:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Andrewa was on one of those episodes.

1:00:42.520 --> 1:00:49.640
<v Speaker 3>Yes, on the Simkon cook the first one. Yeah, yeah,

1:00:49.680 --> 1:00:51.880
<v Speaker 3>it was fun. Are you doing you said you were

1:00:51.920 --> 1:00:53.439
<v Speaker 3>gonna do another one? Yes.

1:00:53.520 --> 1:00:55.040
<v Speaker 2>I have to send you the name so you can

1:00:55.080 --> 1:00:55.640
<v Speaker 2>make the fire.

1:00:55.880 --> 1:00:57.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I love you.

1:00:57.440 --> 1:00:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Son A shout out to Andrew Artist of the Flyer.

1:01:00.080 --> 1:01:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes he does everything. He's a producer, he's a graphic designer.

1:01:04.440 --> 1:01:08.240
<v Speaker 2>He's my therapist me love me love, and.

1:01:07.880 --> 1:01:10.160
<v Speaker 3>You're my vibrator consultor.

1:01:10.760 --> 1:01:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, like that, I guess I can't believe you didn't

1:01:14.840 --> 1:01:16.600
<v Speaker 1>hit me up a vibrator advice.

1:01:16.680 --> 1:01:19.960
<v Speaker 3>That's what Sydney said. It just spelled Sydney. Would you

1:01:20.000 --> 1:01:21.040
<v Speaker 3>have recommended a better one?

1:01:21.040 --> 1:01:22.919
<v Speaker 1>You think I don't know what you got?

1:01:24.520 --> 1:01:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Let me show you.

1:01:25.720 --> 1:01:33.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, yes zoom call a zoom zoom zoom. I

1:01:33.680 --> 1:01:34.960
<v Speaker 1>will will.

1:01:36.160 --> 1:01:38.280
<v Speaker 2>All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom

1:01:38.280 --> 1:01:39.200
<v Speaker 2>and our boom boom.

1:01:39.560 --> 1:01:50.480
<v Speaker 10>Just check your up, sha, it's just and bilvity.

1:01:52.440 --> 1:01:55.760
<v Speaker 3>That's what you think.

1:01:55.800 --> 1:01:56.920
<v Speaker 1>It's too big or too small?

1:01:57.760 --> 1:02:00.919
<v Speaker 3>I think that this isn't okay, like for a beginner one.

1:02:01.200 --> 1:02:02.600
<v Speaker 1>You know big?

1:02:03.320 --> 1:02:03.840
<v Speaker 3>Is it big?

1:02:04.360 --> 1:02:05.160
<v Speaker 1>You look big to me?

1:02:05.520 --> 1:02:06.760
<v Speaker 2>It looks huge to me.

1:02:08.080 --> 1:02:10.880
<v Speaker 3>No, like next to my face. It's not that big

1:02:11.160 --> 1:02:16.120
<v Speaker 3>of your face. It's because it's it's it's like then

1:02:16.760 --> 1:02:20.800
<v Speaker 3>how many inches is that? I think? I get the Wait?

1:02:20.840 --> 1:02:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Can you can you put it next to your face?

1:02:22.640 --> 1:02:22.920
<v Speaker 3>Again?

1:02:23.200 --> 1:02:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Wait?

1:02:27.240 --> 1:02:30.240
<v Speaker 1>Wait? Do you know and you don't put it next.

1:02:30.080 --> 1:02:32.800
<v Speaker 3>To your what are you gonna do with the image?

1:02:32.840 --> 1:02:34.560
<v Speaker 3>If it gets me followers, I'll do it.

1:02:36.120 --> 1:02:37.439
<v Speaker 1>Let me not only have four heads.

1:02:39.160 --> 1:02:42.960
<v Speaker 3>It is, it's a good six inches.

1:02:43.400 --> 1:02:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's it.

1:02:44.280 --> 1:02:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Let me see what this Okay, so that's what six

1:02:46.280 --> 1:02:47.080
<v Speaker 2>inches looks like.

1:02:47.800 --> 1:02:50.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it looks me.

1:02:51.600 --> 1:02:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh I've seen six inch digs before. I don't feel

1:02:54.400 --> 1:02:55.040
<v Speaker 1>like they look like that.

1:02:55.840 --> 1:02:59.320
<v Speaker 3>No, they do. They do because you have to like remember,

1:02:59.360 --> 1:03:01.680
<v Speaker 3>like you know, it looks smaller because it's attached to

1:03:01.800 --> 1:03:06.840
<v Speaker 3>a body. That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe can you stand up and put it in front

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<v Speaker 1>of your body? Maybe that yeah, you in front of

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<v Speaker 1>your body, like I can say.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, put it like where No, I'm not doing

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<v Speaker 3>their nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, he's like, it's it's not connected to am Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what can I get?

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<v Speaker 3>Say?

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<v Speaker 1>Your body?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's just it's it's I feel like this is

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<v Speaker 3>like an average It's I wish it was a little girthier.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But you didn't want to get something too big because

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<v Speaker 1>you said it you wanted up beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to Yeah, yeah, let's start the collection. Let's uh,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go big, go bigger each on Doc Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we love to see it. Well, I'm glad that

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<v Speaker 1>you did that for us, and I really wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was very helpful.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, do you do you have one ride? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>want to show us?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just have a bunch of vibrators. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any dealdos.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, unbound send us sent us and vibrators shout out

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<v Speaker 2>to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, oh yeah, I have a ring that's a vibrator,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know how to work it. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>a ring you put on your finger. There's your cultural

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<v Speaker 1>stimulation if you turn it on to your door. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to wear it to meetings and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>And they won't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, can you show me again? On the brief people? Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you show me where what we're doing again?

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<v Speaker 2>Just mean and then just start pointing at people with

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<v Speaker 2>the vibrator.

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<v Speaker 3>Just like Actually, well there's some like people on only

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<v Speaker 3>fans that like if you pay enough, like you can

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<v Speaker 3>have access to the butt plug and so you can

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<v Speaker 3>make it vibrate with like throughout the day, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like you have control it for that, so like subscribers

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<v Speaker 3>can like affect your day to day life to let

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like, hey, I'm thinking of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I don't know if I would want to. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't trust that.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, slippers have the butt plug in and they.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the model would have the butt plug and then

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<v Speaker 3>the subscribers would have control of it to make it

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<v Speaker 3>throughout the day.

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<v Speaker 1>We're assuming that they got the plug in all day,

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<v Speaker 1>but they don't.

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<v Speaker 3>They just leaving it on the dresser, and it's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, worry your nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>This was great. I think I'm gonna go live after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, oh good, Eat.

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<v Speaker 1>Some food and pop in and see what the kids

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<v Speaker 1>are doing on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and then you know, I might just hop in

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<v Speaker 2>on your little Instagram and say hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why not, let's do it. Andrew, always happy to

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<v Speaker 1>see you.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice to see you as well. I look forward to

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<v Speaker 3>ourn next recording.

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<v Speaker 2>This definitely. This was also the highlight of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>This made me feel good.

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<v Speaker 1>We should face that more often. Actually, no, because we

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<v Speaker 1>have to save stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>For Yeah, we actually cannot talk. It's on record that

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<v Speaker 2>we cannot talk to each other until we have the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>because then we have more of the chat about.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>Sidney and I were on the phone yesterday and we

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<v Speaker 1>about to go live today. We're gonna be on again tomorrow. Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>please take a walk if you feel like outside, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the sun feels so good on you. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I see you in the window and you're

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<v Speaker 1>just like.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy downstairs is doing a lot of remodeling to

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<v Speaker 3>the backyard. Looks beautiful and he still won't get you in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, have a great view. But that's about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And if you guys, can you know, leave a

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<v Speaker 2>review on iTunes because you've got the time now. So

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<v Speaker 2>I've been looking at the reviews and there they're so sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>But do some more. Wat Cobbet subscribed, send us d

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<v Speaker 1>ms of your of your what's what was it? Oh? Dildos,

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<v Speaker 1>your dildo's And also Sydney asked a question about lesbian's

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<v Speaker 1>before Oh what kind of sex are you having during

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<v Speaker 1>your quarantine?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Please tell us are you having sex every day? Or

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<v Speaker 1>you having sex every other day or you're not having

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<v Speaker 1>sex at all because.

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<v Speaker 3>You hate each other?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it exciting? Like? I don't know, people are horny,

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<v Speaker 2>so enjoy what you got. Yeah, fab anyway, thanks so much, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>don't be much.

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<v Speaker 3>I y forever.

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