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Speaker 1: It's a Saturday in this podcast, the Fifth Hour eight

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Speaker 1: The numbers have been good. We're growing the audience. The

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Speaker 1: How about this? We'll call it five good minutes learning

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Speaker 1: times where I would wrestle like maybe like once, I'd

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00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: be like a couple of months and that and like

423
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: my body's I used to it, and then I wake

424
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 1: up the morning, I'm like, I I'm not getting out

425
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 1: of bed. I'm just this. This is not gonna work.

426
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: I am too sore. But uh, obviously, you know we're

427
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: not trying to kill each other. Some people or quote

428
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,119
Speaker 1: unquote stiff as they say when they're like you're in

429
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: the ring and go, hey man, you want to like

430
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 1: not try and kill me in here? Damn? Do I

431
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,520
Speaker 1: owe your money? Stop? Now? How much choreographing did you

432
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 1: do before the match? Did you? Because I notice I've

433
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: heard stories I actually seen it been around the wrestlers

434
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: and the fact like they kind of go over what

435
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: the plan is, you know, like I'm gonna you know,

436
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start out and I'm actually going to go

437
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: over the ropes and you know, I'm gonna you know,

438
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,919
Speaker 1: I'll go outside. I'll bring a chair in. Like, did

439
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 1: you do that? Did you go that far into it?

440
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: Were that far into the weeds? Everybody's different. Usually that

441
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 1: the hell or the quote unquote bad guy he would

442
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: call the match. How I would do it is this

443
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 1: is how this is gonna go down. We're gonna do

444
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: this at the beginning, and then this is gonna be

445
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: the end, and in the middle, will do a few

446
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 1: things here and there. But like I was really uh

447
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: strict on the beginning because you gotta like the beginning

448
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: is very very important, and then the ending. Now, some

449
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 1: people have the whole thing planned out, like move by

450
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: a move. I'm like, no, I'm not doing all that.

451
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, so you didn't, like did you have like

452
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: the armbar, the backbreaker, you have the forearm drop, like

453
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: the head scissors? Like, what was your move there? We

454
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: would like depends so you're working with I usually go like,

455
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: these are the moves that I do. Most people would

456
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,719
Speaker 1: go go like, okay, I can do that. I can

457
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: take that. I can take that. Some people who I have,

458
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: who I would have never wrustled before back in the day,

459
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 1: they would say, um, I want to do this. I'm like, well,

460
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: I'm not taking that. You're crazy. Uh like giving you

461
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: like a like a power bro I'm off the top rope,

462
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: or like give you a pile driver off the top rope.

463
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, dude, No, we're not doing all that

464
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: crazy stuff. No, you're gonna break my damn neck. So

465
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: you never got the elevated double chicken wing or whatever

466
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: you get that that never never happened back. And no,

467
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 1: Also I'm also burying the lead. I'm pretty big myself.

468
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm six five. Yeah, I've been told. I think Gagan

469
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: says that we look we have a we have a

470
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: similar look, although I know I don't know if that's

471
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: true or not. He he has referenced to you many

472
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:21,560
Speaker 1: times there, he has referenced you many times. All right,

473
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: we'll look at that. Who knew? I I learned all

474
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 1: about Ryan Smith with more that was actually more that

475
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: was like twenty minutes. I said, I do five. We

476
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 1: did twenty minutes. I didn't know you were a wrestler.

477
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: I had no idea. Yeah, I lit of the very

478
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 1: crazy life. Now what, you got a good job in radio,

479
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: but like if you could have any job, what would

480
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: your job be well, if you could pick any job,

481
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: I just don't say the Overnight Show. Like, if you

482
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: could have any job, like what with it? Honestly, I

483
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 1: would just like win a lottery and then be left alone.

484
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: I would like change my number and people just not

485
00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: bug me anymore. That's that's probably what I'm aiming for. Okay,

486
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: you're like me. You're an introvert, oh very much. You know.

487
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,959
Speaker 1: People are like, oh, it's COVID, we can't go anywhere.

488
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: That's great for me because I hate people. So this

489
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: is perfect. Oh man, this is where have you been? Right?

490
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I gotta deal with this a whole gagon

491
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: over there, Mr West of the four oh five l

492
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: d DA and all that. But you you are, you are.

493
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: We're like P two p's out of you know, the

494
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: same party here. This is amazing because I am a recluse.

495
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: I am absolutely a recluse, uh clearly more this year

496
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: than ever, and socially awkward as well. All right, let's

497
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 1: get to pop Quiz and then we'll get the hell

498
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: out of here for the Saturday podcast Pop Quiz. Pop

499
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: Quiz here it is, and this is the bit here.

500
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: Just you play the role of gagon and uh, and

501
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: I'll just ask the question and you say, I don't

502
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: know the answer, but maybe you know the answer, and

503
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: then we'll we'll yap about it. So these are things

504
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: I found around the internet, random pop culture related things. Us.

505
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 1: We call it the pop quiz. Alright, So this is

506
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: the number one item that is lost in a household.

507
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: Number one item that people lose in their house. What

508
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: do you think it is? I would say, uh, car keys.

509
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 1: That's a good guest. Car Keys is good. I would

510
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 1: have thought remote control for the television. I would have

511
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: gone with that one. The correct answer. The according to

512
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 1: this socks. Socks. People lose socks. They disappear. Yeah, you

513
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: know because a lot of people just put all their

514
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: socks in the wash and then it gets lost in

515
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 1: the dryer and they okay, you don't wash your socks. Well, um,

516
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 1: you don't do your long your mom does your black one. Oh,

517
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,360
Speaker 1: you wear the same colored socks, so it doesn't matter.

518
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: I'll buy a bunch of black ones. And then like

519
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: so if it's dirty item, I don't know, what are

520
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: you Johnny Cash, the Man in Black or something like that.

521
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: Come on, jeez, be sure to catch live editions of

522
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 1: the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern, I'll

523
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: leven p em Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the

524
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio app. Alright. One in three single adults

525
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 1: say this is why they have no interest in meeting someone.

526
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: You think, here, d D D D D D D, well,

527
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: that would be your reason, but uh no, the answer

528
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: is they're not over an ex about that. They're heartbroken,

529
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: love sick. Man. That sucks all right. Nine of parents

530
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: say this is stressing them out the most in their lives.

531
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: What do you think, your parents, what do you think

532
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: the thing that's stressing you at the most? I would

533
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: go with taxes. You would think taxes, but it's actually

534
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: the according to this survey, it's helping kids with their homework.

535
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: And that is that is a freaking nightmare. Man, you

536
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: just triggered me. I remember back in the day when

537
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: I was a kid, my dad used to help me

538
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: with my homework next day at school. It'll all be wrong.

539
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: You just you just triggered me. Man. Oh good lord.

540
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: The word the worst is like the math, because a

541
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: lot of that for gaysing math that you do, you

542
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,280
Speaker 1: never actually use it in life, right at least it

543
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: depends on what your job is. Like my job, my job,

544
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: I use basic math with percentages and things like that

545
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: for sports stats, but I'm not doing advanced algebra and

546
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: calculus and crap like that. And I can understand, like

547
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: if you have a regular job and you have a

548
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: kid that comes home and they're in like junior high

549
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: school or something, and they have, you know, all this

550
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: ridiculous math. I think the cool thing now, though, is

551
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: you can go to the internet and probably find all

552
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: the answers, Like you could cheat and find the answers

553
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: to pretty much anything on the internet, right if you

554
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: really wanted to about the way. The worst part is,

555
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: my dad is an engineer. He made it a math.

556
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: Do not teach it to save his life. I'm like, Dad,

557
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: this makes no sense, Like how do you not get

558
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: it because you're a crappy teacher? Dad? See that that's

559
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: the same theory, right, That's the same theory as like

560
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: the great player cannot really coach typically because they can

561
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,959
Speaker 1: those that can do cannot teach, and those that can

562
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: eat can teach, cannot do. I'm just convinced my dad

563
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: cheated and that's how he got his degree. How about

564
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: the fight your dask why I don't want to deal

565
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: with this bull crap an screw you. I'll just write

566
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: some answers down and that's it. I'm done, get out

567
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: of here. Uh yeah, that's probably what happened. Yeah, I don't.

568
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't blame your pops. By the way, of all

569
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: these bought today at stores will get thrown out unused condoms.

570
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: But I'm bump uh no, potatoes really yeah, you know why.

571
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: I have a theory on this, because you buy the

572
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: big bag of potato at a place like a Costco

573
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 1: or somewhere like that, and that's at you. You'd have

574
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: to eat like three or four potatoes a day to

575
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 1: get through that entire giant jumbo bag of potatoes. I

576
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: can understand that. I don't if you go through my

577
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: draw or I have a box of condoms never used. Well,

578
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: that's because you're an introvert. Usually my experience with women

579
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 1: is normally you have to talk to them before you

580
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: know the fun times beginning the way. I'm bam, no,

581
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: it's almost work. I don't want to do all this work.

582
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: And you say, hey, how is your day, and they

583
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: give you like their life story. I'm like, dude, just

584
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 1: give me the cliff notes, Well, you have to learn

585
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: you have to learn the art Ryan of how to

586
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: listen without listening. Yeah, men learn that at some point

587
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: in their life. You listen, but you're not actually paying attention,

588
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 1: and you have to nod. And there's a technique, there's

589
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: a skill to it, like you have to occasionally like

590
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: ask a follow up question and the skill. I learned

591
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 1: this a long time ago. Not that I would ever

592
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: do this because it would be wrong. But whatever the

593
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: person said last, if you just repeat that as like

594
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: an echo chamber and then ask, like, tell me more

595
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: about that, they will think you are intently listening to

596
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: their conversation. It is an amazing life hack. It does work,

597
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 1: you see. Actually, what it works better is a good

598
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: pickup line. And I had the best pickup line in

599
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: the world. Oh I gotta hear this. Hi, I'm Jeff Bezos.

600
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:22,719
Speaker 1: Now you go. Perfect works every time. You know. It's

601
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: amazing about Jeff Bezos. The woman he's stooping right now.

602
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: I knew Lauren Sanchez. She was a sportscaster in l

603
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: a and I had a dinner at the same table

604
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: with her many times when she was at the let

605
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: this forum covering the Lakers and and all that, and

606
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: the and Staples Center, and she was on local TV

607
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: and l A doing sports for years, and now she is.

608
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: I don't think they're married, but she's got some of

609
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: that Amazon money. Uh. He actually owns twitch, So I

610
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: have nothing to say. So all right, you know, you

611
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: say she's a lovely lady. In my apologies to her lady,

612
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: in my apologies, tore Alright, forty seven percent we're doing popui.

613
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: Forty seven percent of us do this every morning? What

614
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: is it self? Self pleasure? Is that way brush your teeth?

615
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: Brush your teeth, dot that's funny. Uh, it's it's take

616
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: a vitamin take take yeah yeah, yeahez guestcon's probably doing

617
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: that right now because he's suspended from the podcast. That's

618
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: probably doing that all right now. Alright, owning seven of

619
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: these in Texas is illegal. You're on seven of these.

620
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: You're violating the law in Texas. What do you think

621
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: it is? This actually kind of relates to what we

622
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: were just talking about. Wives. I don't know, um, sex toys,

623
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dildos and all that. Yeah, you're you're not allowed.

624
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: Apparently six is okay, but if you own seven. You're

625
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: an outlaw about that. I call them marinal aid and

626
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: U like the fine sex toy I don't have. They

627
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: didn't they didn't write the definition. I would assume the

628
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: usual standard fair, or, as the Bill's mafia calls it,

629
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: just good fan gear. You know good? Yeah? Well you

630
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 1: remember right right? They build multiple times, they've They've thrown

631
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Speaker 1: dildos on the field at Bill's games. It's the great

632
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Speaker 1: moments in Bill's history there over the years. Clearly. Yeah.

633
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: I mean they played the Patriots. Some somebody in Bill's

634
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: mafia would check that you not a Patriot game. I'm

635
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 1: a Raiders fan. I think Tom Prady is a fraud.

636
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: I think it's a cheater. Wow. A matter of fact,

637
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: I hate everything Boston oye. You I am an honorary Bostonian.

638
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: I did a stint in Boston radio. How dare I'm

639
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Speaker 1: gonna slap you? How dare you cheez Louise Man? All right?

640
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: Uh this president it was known to greet foreign dignitaries

641
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: in his pajamas, that Bill Clinton phil with a cigar

642
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: in his mouth or somewhere else. Uh uh No. The

643
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Speaker 1: the correct answer is one of the early presidents, Thomas

644
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Speaker 1: One of the founding fathers. Thomas Jefferson. H yeah, but

645
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Speaker 1: that the you go back in the back in the

646
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: early days were before my time. Now you're old. Come on,

647
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: I am not that old. Are you sure about that?

648
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 1: He was president? Let me see her. Thomas Jefferson was

649
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: president of the United I'm gonna look at the years here.

650
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: Let's see, la la la la la. He was a

651
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: third president. He was. He was in office from eighteen

652
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: o one to eighteen o nine. H Aaron Burr and

653
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 1: George Clinton were his vice president. How about he changed?

654
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: How about that he changed vice presidents for his second term. Yeah,

655
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: and he succeeded by the great James Madison, which is

656
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 1: now a university, so you have you have that as well.

657
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: But Thomas Jeffers, why not man be casual? Might be casual? Oh?

658
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: Come on? You know the pjs. I just wear boxers

659
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: and a shirt. Old people wear pjas. I guess I'm

660
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: not old. Or if you're like in cold weather, you'd

661
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: wear a peach. If you're like you're in a cold

662
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: weather place, that you'd wear pjas in California? Who needs

663
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: pjas in California? Rue? All right? This probably happens to

664
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: you about two hundred times a week and you often

665
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: don't even realize it. I'm getting cussed at. Well, that

666
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: happens more than two hundred times a week at the

667
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 1: I Heart Media buildings, So that's not the the correct answer.

668
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: You are filmed by security cameras. You were filmed and

669
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: you don't even realize it. A lot of times you

670
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: don't because they're hitting cameras. In fact, in the I

671
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: Heart Media building which you're in right now, there's there's

672
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: cameras all over that place. So every time you walk

673
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: in the hallways, you can give the bird to one

674
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: of the cameras, because that's the way you should do

675
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: it exactly. Yeah, alright, what famous current artist loves the

676
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: number thirteen? This performer says, I was born on the thirteenth.

677
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,919
Speaker 1: I turned thirteen on Friday the thirteenth, and my first

678
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 1: album went gold in thirteen weeks. I don't know, jar rule,

679
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: uh no, the correct answer. I'm sure you listen to

680
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: this person a lot. Taylor Swift, She's still relevant. Taylor Swift.

681
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't keep tracking her like her

682
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: whole like uh all her music whatever, some guy bought

683
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: it and oh she lost everything she's done. Huh No,

684
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 1: I mean like she didn't own the rights too, like

685
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: her previous albums before she like went someplace else. Some

686
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: guy bought her catalog and sold it off for like

687
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: three million or something like that. Oh, wow, didn't was

688
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: it Michael Jackson, the late Michael Jackson? He did he

689
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: own some of the rights to Beatles Music. Yeah, I

690
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: think he bought the whole catalog. I think. Oh, could

691
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: you imagine owning the rights to two Beatles music? Oh

692
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: my god, I have. And people don't know. For those

693
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: who don't know how the music business works, radio state,

694
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: we have to pay money to the radio, to the

695
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: music industry to play music, and we can only play

696
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,800
Speaker 1: like a certain amount, and we go over that, we

697
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 1: have to pay them more money. And uh, it's it's

698
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 1: quite the hustle. It's quite the hustle. But the people

699
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: that get the money most are the people that own

700
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Speaker 1: the rights to the music. So if you want to

701
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: make a lot of money in music right music and

702
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 1: own it right, that's the way to do it. Rather

703
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 1: than perform. Perform you make good money, but you can

704
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: make even more ridiculous money. It's kind of like syndication

705
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: and television where you make typically in the past, not

706
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: so much now, but in the past you make a

707
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: lot of money. You make decent money doing it really

708
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: in real time. But like Jerry Seinfeld is still getting

709
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 1: massive checks a Seinfeld, which he hasn't done since the nineties,

710
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: And here we are in the and it's syndicated and

711
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 1: he's still on television. He gets a check. My dream, Ryan,

712
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:18,279
Speaker 1: in a parallel dimension, is to have radio shows paid royalties,

713
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: like for people when people download this, I get a

714
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: like a ten cents or something like, wouldn't that be great?

715
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be wonderful? Why stop fair? Why ten cents?

716
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: How about more than that? Um? I start out low

717
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: and then it's like kind of like you're h o A.

718
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 1: If you have an h o A, it starts out

719
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 1: low and then keeps going higher and higher and higher.

720
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: So that goes all right, I'll do a few more

721
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: pop quiz here. Americans eat about one billion pounds of

722
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: this every year. What is it? Uh? I would say

723
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: red meat? Red meat? All right? Uh, that is incorrect.

724
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: It's the chicken, the chicken of the sea, catfish, shrimp, lobster.

725
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: You don't know what the chicken of the Sea is, Bryan,

726
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: have you lived a sheltered life? Ryan? Awqua Man, I

727
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: don't know what. Oh man. The Chicken of the Sea

728
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 1: is tuna? Really, Yeah, you didn't. That's actually a brand

729
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:20,959
Speaker 1: of tuna. It's canned seafood Chicken of the Sea. Yeah.

730
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: I only know that because my mom when I was

731
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: a kid, rotated peanut butter and jelly and tuna sandwiches,

732
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: which was not a problem until the weather got hot,

733
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Speaker 1: and then by the time I would eat lunch in

734
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: elementary school with my metal lunchbox, the the tuna sandwich

735
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: was room temperature and it did not taste particularly good. Yeah.

736
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: The last time I had tuna, I got some, got

737
00:40:45,280 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: some at Ralph's and I was sick as a dog.

738
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: It was like one in the morning. I got to

739
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,439
Speaker 1: call my boss here at Fox and I was saying,

740
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm not coming in. There's no way

741
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: in hell good. Yeah. I hate seafood. I do not

742
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 1: like seafood. Though it's healthy. You're supposed to eat seafood,

743
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: butmp lobster. You don't like lobster. I don't know. I

744
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: don't I used to eat. The only fish I will

745
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: still eat is beer. Battered fish sticks with breading and

746
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: dipped in tartar sauce. Yeah. When when I was a kid,

747
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 1: I'd eat salmon, but it was like fried salmon, was

748
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,760
Speaker 1: like salmon patties. I used to eat that, like anything

749
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 1: fried or beer battered. I'm I'm all for that. Yeah,

750
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: that's about the only way I can eat any of

751
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 1: that stuff. All right, Well, Thanksgiving is coming up. Do

752
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: you know about that? Yeah, alright, eighty one, you've heard

753
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: about it. It's kind of a big deal. One of

754
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 1: us will be doing this on Thanksgiving. What is it fighting? Yeah,

755
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: well that's well not because of King Knewsome here. We're

756
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 1: not supposed to. He'll be fighting because he'll have a

757
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: nice Thanksgiving dinner, but the peasants will not be able to.

758
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: Now counting calories, know what? He counts calaries on Thanksgiving.

759
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, right right, Come on, man, who

760
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 1: does it? That's a day your birthday and Thanksgiving. Those

761
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 1: are days calaries do not count. Those are days you

762
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: just go for it. You go big, You eat the pie,

763
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: and you eat the all the side dishes and all

764
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: that stuff, and you gotta go for it. Yeah. I don't.

765
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: First of all, I never count calories like no, I

766
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: don't either. But my my new thing is I'm doing

767
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: this inter minute fasting, which is my michigas. So I've

768
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: been doing it for a while. It's not really new.

769
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: I just like to pretend like it's new. Alright, last

770
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: one of women, and this is the way you can

771
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: pick up women. By the way, you say, did you

772
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: know of women have had this job at some point

773
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: in their life? What do you think? It doesn't matter

774
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: your background, your ethnicity. You've had this gig as a

775
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: woman hostess, hostess with the mostess. Uh no, the correct

776
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: answer baby sitter. I'll let's say call girl or something.

777
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: But yeah, depends on what part of town you come from.

778
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,000
Speaker 1: I guess it depends with a part of town you

779
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: come from. All right, well listen, Ryan, thank you, good

780
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: job by you. Look at that you you hit a

781
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: home run here? How amazing is that? Well? The bar

782
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: was stet pretty low. You know, I was filming in

783
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: for gas On. It's not that difficult. That is true.

784
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: That is true. And although I like that you were

785
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: able to work in that you do live. It sounded

786
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 1: like you admitted you lived west of the four oh five,

787
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: but you didn't actually say that. You kind of just

788
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 1: skipped past that. That's a veteran move. That's a veteran move.

789
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: But you're one of the good guys that happened to

790
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 1: might might live on the wrong side of the highway there. Anyway, listen,

791
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 1: Thank you and thank you for listening. Obviously we appreciate it. Again,

792
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: Cameo dot Com, Ben Maller, get me on Twitter at

793
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: Ben Maller and Facebook, Ben Mallers Show, Instagram, Ben Maller

794
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: on Fox and Ryan again hot for those that are

795
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: you know, listening at the very and how can they

796
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: reach you again on Twitter and all that. Ryan McBain

797
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Ryan McBain on Twitch. All right, thanks,

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Speaker 1: we'll catch you on Sunday. See you, guys,