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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. But first, let's go to Mexico.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Mexico and talk about a dude you're
Speaker 1: going to like by the time this story's over, I
Speaker 1: think I think you're going to like him. You have
Speaker 1: anybody in your life or anybody you've seen on TV
Speaker 1: that prompts you to say this when you see them
Speaker 1: or when you see them doing something where you constantly
Speaker 1: are saying, this freaking guy, anyone like that, You probably
Speaker 1: have someone like You have some version of that. Maybe
Speaker 1: given its given your my listener, you probably maybe have
Speaker 1: a different version of that. But this freaking guy. When
Speaker 1: I was digging through Santa Anna last night, I found
Speaker 1: myself saying that like ten times and laughing to myself.
Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there going over things for the show
Speaker 1: and going over the man's life, and I'm constantly all, wait,
Speaker 1: what he did? What this freaking guy? He is a nutball.
Speaker 1: Now I can't decide what I think of him as
Speaker 1: a whole. If you're an American and definitely for my
Speaker 1: Texas listeners, you were not brought up to think very
Speaker 1: highly of Santa Anna. And we will go over why
Speaker 1: here in a while. That is perfectly understandable. You think
Speaker 1: he's a butcher, the hitler of Mexico. I guess you
Speaker 1: could make that argument. The people in Mexico didn't seem
Speaker 1: to know what to make of him. I will tell
Speaker 1: you this, My overall impression I'm gonna lead with this
Speaker 1: now before we dig into his story, is he was
Speaker 1: a man made for the time he lived in. That's
Speaker 1: what I will say about him. What is that time? Well,
Speaker 1: he was born in the late seventeen hundred, seventeen ninety four,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Don't worry about the days. Late seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 1: He's born. And Vera Cruz. And let's pause for just
Speaker 1: a moment and talk about Vera Cruz, because it's actually
Speaker 1: going to come in to play in our story. It's
Speaker 1: in the Golf Coast part of Mexico. Okay, you understand me.
Speaker 1: So far. They have a bit of a mosquito problem
Speaker 1: down there, a huge mosquito problem down there. And then
Speaker 1: as now, mosquitos are absolutely well, they're horrible, and I
Speaker 1: don't just mean because of the itchy bumpies they give you.
Speaker 1: I mean because they carry deadly diseases. But people die
Speaker 1: by the millions every year to this day because of
Speaker 1: mosquito born viruses. The Golf coast where Santa Anna is born.
Speaker 1: It has a bad yellow fever problem, a really really
Speaker 1: bad yellow fever problem. But the thing is, like most diseases,
Speaker 1: once enough of a certain area gets exposed to it,
Speaker 1: oftentimes the people who still are alive develop an immunity
Speaker 1: for it. Let's just go ahead and take that little
Speaker 1: tidbit and put that in your back pocket. Now, he
Speaker 1: grows up in a middle class family, and let's discuss
Speaker 1: for a moment classes. Because you an American, if well,
Speaker 1: this is for my American list, there's some there are
Speaker 1: some foreigners who listen to my show. This will make
Speaker 1: sense too. We don't really understand classes here, and that's
Speaker 1: a wonderful thing. It is a wonderful thing. You are
Speaker 1: very very blessed if you don't fully understand classes. And
Speaker 1: no I'm not talking about lower class or middle class
Speaker 1: or upper class, depending on well, if you make over
Speaker 1: one hundred thousand, no, no, no, no no, no, you have
Speaker 1: to understand the society that Santa Anna is born into one.
Speaker 1: This is a Spanish colony at this point in the
Speaker 1: in our story, and classes in other societies and death
Speaker 1: definitely here we're not lower, middle, and upper. It was okay,
Speaker 1: here's the aristocratic class. Here are the people who will
Speaker 1: lead you in, be in charge of you, and you
Speaker 1: will do as you're told. There's kind of what we
Speaker 1: would consider our middle class. And there, of course above
Speaker 1: all those lower class. This is, but they're not allowed
Speaker 1: in the aristocratic class. Don't don't think for a moment
Speaker 1: you're going to earn enough money to get in here.
Speaker 1: And and the way they lowered themselves over each other.
Speaker 1: And also it's a bloodline thing, a huge bloodline thing
Speaker 1: in Mexico. Well he was as it was really Spanish,
Speaker 1: I mean breeding with with with the Indians. And this
Speaker 1: is these guys were creoles. This guy had this too
Speaker 1: much of this blood in him. So because of this
Speaker 1: amount of blood, he's not allowed in this class. It
Speaker 1: was that kind of class system. I mean, you think
Speaker 1: it's so absurd, These these whiny babies today think racism
Speaker 1: is a thing today, and it is and it always
Speaker 1: will be. By the way that again, prejudice is human nature.
Speaker 1: If you're in America today, you don't even know what
Speaker 1: racism is. They're doing the seventeen hundreds version of a
Speaker 1: DNA test on you to determine what kind of job
Speaker 1: you're allowed to have. In Mexico, that ladies and gentlemen
Speaker 1: is prejudice. So that's the system he's growing up in.
Speaker 1: And I say it's a Spanish colony, and it is.
Speaker 1: But we are not in the fifteen sixteen hundreds anymore,
Speaker 1: where Spain was ruling the seas and conquering the world.
Speaker 1: We're approaching the eighteen hundreds now, and the Spanish Empire
Speaker 1: is getting weaker and weaker and weaker and weaker, and
Speaker 1: eventually there will be a man, maybe you've holded, maybe
Speaker 1: you've heard of him before, by the name of Napoleon,
Speaker 1: who will pretty much make sure he puts the finishing
Speaker 1: touches on that back to say to Anna, he's a
Speaker 1: smart kid. See his life. It's just pause for a
Speaker 1: moment and let me say this. His life has so
Speaker 1: many parts to it that I'm going to, in the
Speaker 1: interest of time, give one sentence today to certain things
Speaker 1: that I could do. Entire shows on it's that big.
Speaker 1: You could do a ten part episode on Santa Anna
Speaker 1: and the various things he was involved in. So I
Speaker 1: if any part of this interests you, dig, you're gonna
Speaker 1: find a very, very fascinating life. All right. He's a
Speaker 1: smart kid, sharp as attack, wildly charismatic very early on,
Speaker 1: but misbehaved in school, gets himself kicked out of school.
Speaker 1: And parents just know this to this day. If your
Speaker 1: child is misbehaving in school, yes, he may be a
Speaker 1: dirt ball. There's there's a chance about that. There's also
Speaker 1: a chance he's smarter than everyone else and he's bored.
Speaker 1: Keep that in mind, especially for boys. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get sidetracked here, but boys are not made to
Speaker 1: sit down and stare at a whiteboard for seven eight
Speaker 1: hours a day. That's why all the girls get great
Speaker 1: behavior reviews, and half the boys are told they're gonna
Speaker 1: end up in prison. They're not supposed to be there anyway.
Speaker 1: He joins the military has to kind of twist his
Speaker 1: parents arm. His mom wanted him to join, his dad
Speaker 1: wanted him to go be a businessman. Joins the military
Speaker 1: though at the age of sixteen, and pretty much right
Speaker 1: away it's time for war. How's he do? You'll find
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Speaker 1: We'll go into all that today. Back to Santa Anna.
Speaker 1: His life is too long and too complicated for me
Speaker 1: to get distracted before I get to the stories. He
Speaker 1: joins the military boom. Mexican War of Independence kicks off.
Speaker 1: Santa Anna, as he will do pretty much his entire life,
Speaker 1: licks his finger sticks it in the air to see
Speaker 1: which way the winds are blowing. He's looking at the
Speaker 1: Mexican War of Independence and he's saying to himself, Oh,
Speaker 1: the Spanish are absolutely going to win this, and you
Speaker 1: should understand this, and I'm not going to go into
Speaker 1: this too deep because we're gonna focus on Santa Anna
Speaker 1: today Mexico. Then in Mexico now it's a very very
Speaker 1: very divided place with various groups and states, and these
Speaker 1: people fighting for this and these people fighting for that,
Speaker 1: the Mexican War of Independence. Initially, you can really forgive
Speaker 1: Santa Anna for thinking, oh, the Spanish are absolutely gonna
Speaker 1: gonna mop these guys up. I think I'll go ahead
Speaker 1: and fight for the Spanish. Remember it was a Spanish country,
Speaker 1: it's a Spanish colony, so technically he was fighting for
Speaker 1: his own country. And he's a fast riser in the military,
Speaker 1: very very very brave, goes up to Texas and he
Speaker 1: sees some combat in Texas as well. This is this
Speaker 1: is past the Wars of Mexican independence. He's fighting a
Speaker 1: war against Texas. And let's pause there because we're going
Speaker 1: to come back to that. Understand that Texas was a
Speaker 1: French place, and then a Spanish place, and then eventually
Speaker 1: a Mexican place, and this is going to be a
Speaker 1: complicated affair in an important part of his life. Throughout
Speaker 1: his life. In fact, Santa Anna cried when he talked
Speaker 1: about Texas is how much he loved it and to
Speaker 1: this day. And this is difficult for people who don't
Speaker 1: reside in Texas to understand. Mexican culture and Texan culture
Speaker 1: are intertwined, very much intertwined. And I've lived in other
Speaker 1: parts of the country where that's not necessarily the case.
Speaker 1: There's a real separation there. It's not that way here,
Speaker 1: it really is not. I mean, it's glorious. I love it.
Speaker 1: The food's fantastic. It's just different here. When it comes
Speaker 1: to that, the Texas was hotly, hotly disputed. We'll get
Speaker 1: to all that information in just a second. He does
Speaker 1: get wounded as he's fighting against these Texans. He loses
Speaker 1: his life, he loses his leg at one point in
Speaker 1: his life, and we'll go over that a little bit
Speaker 1: later on. But he's wounded, he's get sighted for bravery
Speaker 1: fighting the Texans. This is a guy who is I
Speaker 1: don't want to say he's an outstanding military commander. Although
Speaker 1: he did call himself the Napoleon of the West, which
Speaker 1: is hilarious giving himself that nickname. That's something I would
Speaker 1: do as a joke. He legitimately did it as himself,
Speaker 1: but he is a charismatic leader. His men love him,
Speaker 1: women love him. Women loved Santa Anna. He did, at
Speaker 1: the age of thirty one eventually marry a fourteen year old.
Speaker 1: And I understand there are some cultural differences there, but
Speaker 1: man is that is still kind of creepy anyway, very
Speaker 1: much a charismatic individual. His men. Part of the reason
Speaker 1: they loved him was he didn't grow up in the
Speaker 1: upper upper class, so he actually did not like the elites,
Speaker 1: the aristocrats, the politicians. He was much more at home
Speaker 1: going to a cock fight with his men doing things
Speaker 1: the more blue collar men did grow up, Chris, the
Speaker 1: cock fights of the roosters that fight each other and
Speaker 1: they put blades on there. That's enough, all right. So
Speaker 1: revolution is brewing again, revolution against the Spanish. Santa Anna
Speaker 1: this time he doesn't think the Spanish are going to
Speaker 1: pull this one out, so he switched his sides, and
Speaker 1: this time Santa Anna fights against the Spanish, and of
Speaker 1: course Mexico wins their independence. Now, once they win independence
Speaker 1: from Spain, once they get the Spanish yoke off their back,
Speaker 1: as often is the case, remember you live, you are
Speaker 1: blessed to live in the exception, as often is the
Speaker 1: case they didn't replace Spanish oppressive rule with freedom and
Speaker 1: you know, a republic in a constitution and let's all
Speaker 1: have an election. They ended up getting a Mexican dictator,
Speaker 1: now a Mexican a Mexican emperor. And this guy doesn't
Speaker 1: last very long. I'm not even going to come close
Speaker 1: to going into all the presidents and dictators and emperors
Speaker 1: they had, because they had one every other week. Just
Speaker 1: no Santa Anna chooses to for one. This guy puts
Speaker 1: Santa Anna in charge of a post and then removes
Speaker 1: the post from him. In Santa Anna gets mad right
Speaker 1: about the time everybody was getting mad at this new emperor.
Speaker 1: So Santa Anna decides to revolt about the time everyone
Speaker 1: else does too, and Santa Anna promptly gets his teeth
Speaker 1: kicked in and a couple of battles from this emperor.
Speaker 1: But he does pull off these things that make him
Speaker 1: a legend in Mexico to this day. What kind of things.
Speaker 1: He would take over a church and dress his men's
Speaker 1: up like he dresses men's, dress his men up like nuns,
Speaker 1: and have them shoot at the guy's troops when they
Speaker 1: were coming in, and the troops wouldn't shoot back because
Speaker 1: they were worried they'd actually kill a nun. Another thing
Speaker 1: he did was remember that whole yellow fever thing. Well,
Speaker 1: the emperor and his guys weren't from the Golf coast portion.
Speaker 1: Santa Anna pretty much retreats back to the Golf coast.
Speaker 1: The Emperor comes tracking him down and all his men
Speaker 1: start to die of yellow fever, and he asked to leave.
Speaker 1: Santa Anna's totally fine with all his troops. I don't
Speaker 1: know why you guys are sick for. It's nice down here,
Speaker 1: no big deal, all right now, It's an odd, complicated conflict,
Speaker 1: will go over another time, but just know, at the
Speaker 1: end of it, after about a year, the emperor leaves.
Speaker 1: All right, I get it, you guys don't want another emperor.
Speaker 1: Mexico becomes a republic. They have elections. Are they all
Speaker 1: the most up and up elections in the world. Not necessarily?
Speaker 1: By the way, is any of this sounding familiar at all?
Speaker 1: Are you any of you right now saying to yourself, Wow,
Speaker 1: this all sounds like Mexico hasn't changed at all. It's
Speaker 1: because it hasn't. This is not that long ago. Realize
Speaker 1: that we're talking about two hundred years ago. That's over
Speaker 1: the lengths of time we deal with in history, that's
Speaker 1: not that long. And sadly, because you know, I genuinely
Speaker 1: love the country. I love the people, love the food,
Speaker 1: love the beaches. Sadly, they just have never gotten their
Speaker 1: act together. It's all always been this way, and it
Speaker 1: will be this way for the rest of our story.
Speaker 1: And I don't know how long it's going to keep
Speaker 1: being this way into the future. We're gonna ask Brandon Darby,
Speaker 1: our Mexico expert, on that in about an hour from now,
Speaker 1: you have a new president he leaves, and a new
Speaker 1: president and leaves. There are there is a constant state
Speaker 1: of rebellion right now in Mexico. I just fast forwarded
Speaker 1: over about ten eleven years, and there are more factions
Speaker 1: and rebellions, and these people are rising up, and these
Speaker 1: people think they're overtaxed, and these people don't like the emperor.
Speaker 1: It's just a constant state of chaos. And that's what
Speaker 1: I want you to understand about Santa Ana more than
Speaker 1: anything else, as we go through his life. His life
Speaker 1: is wild and chaotic, and he's on this side one
Speaker 1: day and that side another day, and that can make
Speaker 1: him look bad until you realize that was the world
Speaker 1: in which he lived, a chaotic place where your friends
Speaker 1: one day and enemies the next, and back to being
Speaker 1: friends and killing each other the next. In this government
Speaker 1: and that government, it's crazy crazy nineteen thirty two or
Speaker 1: eighteen thirty two, I'm sorry, leads another rebellion. Santa Anna
Speaker 1: actually leads this one. I know you're gonna find that shocking.
Speaker 1: This time, he actually becomes president, only he didn't want
Speaker 1: to be president. That's gonna be a problem. We'll go
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Speaker 1: today talking about Santa Anna. All right, he becomes president,
Speaker 1: didn't want to be president, so and what an altar.
Speaker 1: It's an all time boss move. Santa Anna gets elected
Speaker 1: president and just decides, you know, I'm not really into it.
Speaker 1: I'm going back home. And he just had this hacienda
Speaker 1: he loved, you know, hang out with the fama, give
Speaker 1: the ladies some smooches. He lets the vice president take
Speaker 1: over and really run the country. And the vice president
Speaker 1: does to say he doesn't do well, it would be
Speaker 1: putting it wildly. Throughout this story, Mexico was running into serious,
Speaker 1: serious financial problems. Was really they just could never get
Speaker 1: their economy off the ground. And their vice president decided
Speaker 1: he was going to pillage the church, the Catholic Church,
Speaker 1: in order to get said money. And you can imagine
Speaker 1: how well that went over. That went over not so well,
Speaker 1: and eventually the vice president has to step down. When
Speaker 1: he does, Santa Ana was like, all right, and I
Speaker 1: guess I'll come step in and actually do my job.
Speaker 1: Which brings us to the point in our story where
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about probably the most important part
Speaker 1: of the story, at least in your mind, in my mind, Texas.
Speaker 1: What was Texas like? Well, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I moved to Texas on purpose. I'm not a native Texan,
Speaker 1: as you well know. Born in Ohio, I grew up
Speaker 1: in Montana. I've lived everywhere, Arizona, DC, I've lived everywhere.
Speaker 1: I moved to Texas specifically because I loved Texas so much.
Speaker 1: Remember I moved here without a job, just because I
Speaker 1: wanted to live in Texas. That's how much I love it. However,
Speaker 1: let's be honest about one thing. The weather in Texas
Speaker 1: is indefensibly bad, in defensively bad. It is terrible. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: there's not one redeeming quality about Texas weather. There's just
Speaker 1: simply not it's not good. Now, why does that matter.
Speaker 1: That's not me complaining about the weather. What it is
Speaker 1: is understand what that means for a settler back in
Speaker 1: the seventeen hundreds eighteen hundreds, When the weather is this bad,
Speaker 1: it's hard to get people to come here. And there
Speaker 1: was something else about Texas during this time. Remember Mexico
Speaker 1: owned Texas during this time. Indian wise, there's something about
Speaker 1: this state that simply attracted the absolute most violent ones
Speaker 1: there were. There was a right down close to me,
Speaker 1: close to Houston. There's a coastal city called Galveston. You've
Speaker 1: probably heard of Galveston. In the Galveston area, they had
Speaker 1: a gigantic tribe of Indians that would eat you. Yes,
Speaker 1: they were cannibal Indians. Oh and if you managed to
Speaker 1: somehow get north of them without getting eaten, you're probably
Speaker 1: going to run into the most powerful Indian tribe in
Speaker 1: the history of America. The Commanche the command Shee were
Speaker 1: so powerful they ran the Apache out west. The Commanche
Speaker 1: took on the US Army multiple times and did well
Speaker 1: for themselves. And if they get ahold of you, brother,
Speaker 1: you better hope they don't get ahold of you alive.
Speaker 1: I'll put it to you that way, you're going to
Speaker 1: find yourself tied to a wagon wheel, burning alive if
Speaker 1: your luck. The Texas was just a hostile place. The
Speaker 1: weather sucked and the Indians were worse. Therefore, it was
Speaker 1: hard for Mexico to get Mexicans to settle there. Who
Speaker 1: wants to settle there? No, I think I'll go to Cancoon. Thanks.
Speaker 1: So what did they do? They? Actually, they're really innovative
Speaker 1: about it. Is very smart. They started inviting Americans to
Speaker 1: come settle in Texas. They wanted it's a fairly friendly relationship. Hey,
Speaker 1: come on down to Texas. We want you to occupy Texas.
Speaker 1: We want you really to become Mexican kind of when
Speaker 1: you do it, when we want you to pay taxes
Speaker 1: when you get here. But they offered land filthy cheap.
Speaker 1: They had this huge recruiting service that would go up
Speaker 1: and offer people land dirt cheap, and they ended up
Speaker 1: coming by the thousands. Oh I don't want to go
Speaker 1: to Texas. It's hot. What I can have one hundred
Speaker 1: acres for that? Yeah, I'll see in Texas. I'm on
Speaker 1: the way. And so Texas began to fill up, but
Speaker 1: not with Mexicans. It began to fill up with Americans
Speaker 1: or Texicans or whatever way you want to put it.
Speaker 1: Not the end of the world, but hindsights twenty twenty
Speaker 1: from a thirty thousand foot view, you really don't want
Speaker 1: to fill up your country with people from another country,
Speaker 1: or they're going to eventually just decide it's their country.
Speaker 1: Now fast forward just a little bit. We're trying to
Speaker 1: buy Texas from Santa Ana, and the people in Texas
Speaker 1: are starting to rebel. They're not paying taxes anymore the
Speaker 1: way they should. They're not obeying all the tariff stuff
Speaker 1: Mexico had put on them. Why. Well, one, they felt
Speaker 1: like they wanted to be their own place. They very
Speaker 1: much felt like they wanted to be their own place too.
Speaker 1: They weren't really getting the protection of the Mexican government
Speaker 1: who didn't have the strength to go up there and
Speaker 1: protect them. They're still fighting commanches and stuff like that
Speaker 1: on their own. Okay, So why am I paying you taxes?
Speaker 1: If me and all my boys have to get together
Speaker 1: and go rescue the women to command she just kidnapped,
Speaker 1: what are you here for? You see pay attention throughout
Speaker 1: history as we've talked about in past shows, when governments
Speaker 1: stop providing protection, that government is generally not long for
Speaker 1: hanging around when people don't feel their government gives them
Speaker 1: that Santa Anna is not going to let Texas break away.
Speaker 1: Texas tries to declare independence, Santa Anna says, absolutely not,
Speaker 1: it's on now, and he leads a military expedition into Texas. Now,
Speaker 1: this is a part of the story that a lot
Speaker 1: of people are kind of familiar with. But before we
Speaker 1: get to the Alamo, let's just say this. He does
Speaker 1: not have a lot of money because Mexico just is
Speaker 1: always struggling financially this point in time. They always are,
Speaker 1: So he has to recruit the worst of the worst.
Speaker 1: He's recruiting ex convicts, derelicts, he's recruiting a bunch of Indians,
Speaker 1: you know, in Mexico had a bunch of Indians too,
Speaker 1: that don't speak Spanish, so he can't really relay orders.
Speaker 1: Santa Anna came to Texas with four or five thousand men.
Speaker 1: It wasn't four or five thousand shock troops, I'll put
Speaker 1: it to you that way. It was a rag tag
Speaker 1: group of criminals. They take on the Texans at the Alamo,
Speaker 1: round two hundred of them. They win at the Alamo
Speaker 1: and they execute the prisoners they took. Colonel Travis was
Speaker 1: a man. He was shot during the battle Bowie. He
Speaker 1: was stabbed with a bayonet in his bed. He was injured,
Speaker 1: so they bayonetted him. Davy Crockett the legendary American politician.
Speaker 1: Everyone's heard of Davy Crockett. He was part of the
Speaker 1: group of Texans that surrendered and he was executed. Santa
Speaker 1: Ann aligned them all up and executed all the prisoners,
Speaker 1: which that did not go over well in America. He
Speaker 1: also went on and won a battle at a Goliad
Speaker 1: and then took over three hundred Texan prisoners of war
Speaker 1: who had surrendered under the promise of mercy, and he
Speaker 1: executed them all and piled up their bodies into a
Speaker 1: body hill and set it on fire. Now, this is
Speaker 1: the part that drove the Texans and Americans crazy. It
Speaker 1: drove them nuts. To this day, people call him a
Speaker 1: butcher for this. I understand what you're saying. I do. However,
Speaker 1: we have to have an honest conversation about something, and
Speaker 1: this is gonna hurt. We will have that honest conversation
Speaker 1: in a second, and then we'll get on to the
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Speaker 1: kills everyone at the Alamo. Goliad kills all the prisoners,
Speaker 1: piles them up, burns their bodies. This enrages the Americans,
Speaker 1: as it should, Okay, as it should the Texans. However,
Speaker 1: in Sa Santa Anna's defense, up to this point in
Speaker 1: his life, he had fought and put down a thousand
Speaker 1: rebellions within Mexico. And this is how they put down
Speaker 1: rebellions in Mexico. That's how they did it. And remember Texas,
Speaker 1: but at this point Texas was part of Mexico. In
Speaker 1: Santa Anna's mind, these were rebels, and he's not necessarily wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking Santa Anna's side, Believe me. I don't
Speaker 1: need you Texans lining up with your Winchester rifles outside
Speaker 1: of the studio. I'm simply saying, if you're looking at
Speaker 1: this from a historical point of view, as you know
Speaker 1: we do on the show, you can see it both ways. However,
Speaker 1: it turned out to not be the best strategy in
Speaker 1: the world because it enrages the Texans to the point
Speaker 1: Santa Anna gets his doors blown off at the Battle
Speaker 1: of Santacino, which we've done a show on before. We're
Speaker 1: not going into that today. Santa Anna gets captured. He
Speaker 1: essentially gets forced to sign a treaty giving Texas to
Speaker 1: the Texans. But Mexico's all, wait a minute, no, that's
Speaker 1: he's a captive. We do not acknowledge this treaty, and
Speaker 1: this is going to be a problem here. In just
Speaker 1: a second, Santa Anna is only in captivity for like
Speaker 1: a year. And when I said earlier the dude was charming,
Speaker 1: I didn't mean just charming. The pretty girl in the
Speaker 1: street corner. This dude eventually had his captors completely in
Speaker 1: love with the guy, just thinking this guy walked on water.
Speaker 1: When he was let go from his prison here, he
Speaker 1: gave some long speech and had like the prison guards
Speaker 1: and tears, talking about how much he loved Texas and
Speaker 1: he's sorry about the misunderstanding and whatnot, travels a little
Speaker 1: bit in America, and then finally is allowed to return
Speaker 1: to Mexico. Now understand this. Yeah, he lost, he lost
Speaker 1: that battle, he lost that war, But in Mexico to
Speaker 1: many people in Mexico, he's the only hero that they've
Speaker 1: ever really ever known. He still has a very good
Speaker 1: name in Mexico. He doesn't have any power right now,
Speaker 1: but he has a very good name. Eventually, the French attack,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go into this. I'll do this story
Speaker 1: another time, called the Pastry War. Santa Anna steps up
Speaker 1: tells the government, Hey, I don't want any power, don't
Speaker 1: want to be president. I'm not asking that. All I'm
Speaker 1: asking though, let me go fight to French on behalf
Speaker 1: of the Mexican people. Let me go fight. He goes
Speaker 1: and fights to French during this battle where they get
Speaker 1: their teeth kicked in the Mexicans just gets laughtered in
Speaker 1: this battle. He loses his leg. He loses his leg.
Speaker 1: He has the leg buried with full military honors. All
Speaker 1: right after this, after this battle, I know you're gonna
Speaker 1: find the shocking. The government's once again drowning. Once again.
Speaker 1: Santa Anna takes over, puts down a rebellion against other generals,
Speaker 1: and starts to do some things that don't necessarily make sense,
Speaker 1: some really provocative things. He leads another raid into Texas
Speaker 1: for like no reason. There's not a really good reason
Speaker 1: for it. The country's hurting for money. And this happens
Speaker 1: when a nation gets too deep in debt, they look
Speaker 1: around and start raising taxes with The problem is a
Speaker 1: nation that's deep in debt, oftentimes as a nation of
Speaker 1: already unhappy people. And then you point to those people
Speaker 1: and say I'm going to need more of your money.
Speaker 1: That doesn't get received very well. Sometimes the people are
Speaker 1: enraged Santa Anna. They're so enraged. Santa Anna resigns, and
Speaker 1: the people are so mad they dig up the lay
Speaker 1: he had buried and drag it through the city. There.
Speaker 1: That's how mad they are at him. He gets himself
Speaker 1: exiled to Cuba, but the guy he I mean, you
Speaker 1: might as well call him the Comeback Kid. The Mexican
Speaker 1: American War blows up. And we're not going into that
Speaker 1: war today either, but this was the war. Once it ended,
Speaker 1: we would have Texas. The Mexican American War blows up.
Speaker 1: Santa Anna starts calling the government. Not on the phone, obviously,
Speaker 1: he starts calling the government and says, hey again, I
Speaker 1: don't want any power. Let me I want in Let
Speaker 1: me go fight these Americans. I'm game. They agree to
Speaker 1: let him back. He comes back and leads Mexicans into combat.
Speaker 1: He does fight America tooth and nail. I'll give him
Speaker 1: credit for this. He gives America plenty of hard fought
Speaker 1: battles in the Mexican American War. And he had greatly
Speaker 1: inferior trupe quality and weapon quality. And we will wrap
Speaker 1: up the story of Santa Anna. The Comeback Kid is
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Speaker 1: fun day. Sanko Tomo is such a fun holiday. I
Speaker 1: will just tell you if you if you walk into
Speaker 1: a Mexican restaurant, you sit down, get yourself some caso,
Speaker 1: order yourself a margharita, and you have Mexican music, give
Speaker 1: us some more Mexican music playing in the background, and
Speaker 1: you don't have a smile on your face. That doesn't
Speaker 1: put you in a good mood. That's really a you problem.
Speaker 1: I'm not look, I'm not judging you. People go through
Speaker 1: different things in life. If this music comes on and
Speaker 1: you're sipping a margharita, eating some nachos and you're not happy, brother,
Speaker 1: you need to get happy. That's as good as life
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lose focus today, Chris. We do. Howbody
Speaker 1: wants to know about my thoughts on legalizing drugs? A
Speaker 1: bunch of potheads in this crowd. I'll tell you the
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Speaker 1: sure it'd be wildly offensive. I don't care, all right,
Speaker 1: Santa Anna. Remember he's fighting against the Americans and the
Speaker 1: Mexican American War. He is He's fighting so hard and
Speaker 1: frankly doing so well even though he's losing, but he
Speaker 1: should be losing with the quality of troops and equipment
Speaker 1: he has. He's fighting so hard and doing so well.
Speaker 1: They actually blame him for prolonging the war way longer
Speaker 1: than it would have been. President Polk, our president, said
Speaker 1: it was going to be a short war. In Santa
Speaker 1: Anna's the reason it wasn't. A lot of people said
Speaker 1: he really did do very well for himself. He did
Speaker 1: lose not one, but two prosthetic legs during the war.
Speaker 1: One of those legs, captured by American troops, still sits
Speaker 1: in a museum in America today, although I don't think
Speaker 1: we publicly display it anymore, which is so lame. Another
Speaker 1: one was a peg leg. The American troops played baseball
Speaker 1: with it. I'm not making that up. Well, Mexico loses
Speaker 1: the Mexican American War, they lose Texas and all the
Speaker 1: other stuff that went with it, and Santa Anna, once again,
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna find this shocking, gets exiled. He
Speaker 1: gets exiled to Jamaica, and then he ends up going
Speaker 1: to Columbia. And at this point I wonder, like I
Speaker 1: wonder if Santa Anna has an exile routine, like he
Speaker 1: gets to a new town and well, we have to
Speaker 1: find out who has you know, who sells the best
Speaker 1: doughnuts here. That's that's that's tour around. We're in exile again.
Speaker 1: Don't worry. I'm sure we'll be back soon. He does
Speaker 1: get called back again and they want him to be president,
Speaker 1: and of course he takes over as president again and
Speaker 1: promptly blows it again. I mean, the guy's a bad politician,
Speaker 1: but I don't know that there's anybody who could have
Speaker 1: been a good politician in Mexico, especially at this time.
Speaker 1: It was just so fractured and poor and corrupt. He
Speaker 1: once again blows it. He is once again exiled. I
Speaker 1: know you're going to find that shocking. He then moves on.
Speaker 1: So this really weird post presidency, post generalship life. He's
Speaker 1: trying to sell materials to tire manufacturers in America. He's
Speaker 1: widely credited, although I don't know if I believe this
Speaker 1: with introducing chewing gum to the United States of America.
Speaker 1: I know the guy's a nutball. Like I said, by
Speaker 1: the end of the story, you'd find yourself saying this
Speaker 1: freaking guy. And then by the eighteen sixties, he's trying
Speaker 1: to raise money in America so he can raise an
Speaker 1: army and storm back back into Mexico. He can't do it.
Speaker 1: He can't pull it off. Eventually, way later on in
Speaker 1: his life, he's finally allowed to return to Mexico. He's
Speaker 1: pretty much blind by this point. I believe it was cataracts,
Speaker 1: if memory serves me, had cataracts that were real bad
Speaker 1: dies at the age of eighty two in eighteen seventy six.
Speaker 1: And now you know the story, And I mean, you
Speaker 1: know five percent of the story of the legend of
Speaker 1: Santa Anna. And you know why people talk about him
Speaker 1: to this day. You see, we Americans understandably look at
Speaker 1: his story from an American point of view, which is,
Speaker 1: you're not going to get the best Santa Anna if
Speaker 1: you're looking at it from the American point of view,
Speaker 1: the butcher of the Dagoliad and things like that. But
Speaker 1: the dude lived a long, complicated, wild, chaotic life. And
Speaker 1: I will say what I took away from this, more
Speaker 1: than anything else, was actually not political. What I took
Speaker 1: away from Santa Anna's life was, man, I'm sure he
Speaker 1: had plenty of regrets, because if you're a grown man,
Speaker 1: you have regrets. Part of this life is triumph, part
Speaker 1: of this life is tragedy, part of this life is sadness,
Speaker 1: and part of this life, especially for a dude, is regret.
Speaker 1: You look at things you've screwed up, all your fault,
Speaker 1: and you regret them. Lord knows, I've got a thousand
Speaker 1: of those in my life. So I'm sure he had regrets.
Speaker 1: But you know what I thought of it. I was
Speaker 1: reading through this story and watching things on it and
Speaker 1: listening to things on it. I bet he was proud
Speaker 1: of his life when he was about to breathe his last.
Speaker 1: That is how you live your life, just an endless
Speaker 1: resume of stories. There wasn't a rebellion, political campaign, crazy
Speaker 1: thing that happened that Santa Anna wasn't knee deep involved.
Speaker 1: And you can't tell the story of Mexico from when
Speaker 1: they got their independence on without featuring Santa Anna. He's
Speaker 1: not even there's not even a close second place to
Speaker 1: Santa Anna. If you're telling the story about the early
Speaker 1: years of Mexico, Mexico is Santa Anna. So I thought
Speaker 1: it was a very very very cool life. Clearly would
Speaker 1: or rather he showed a little bit of mercy at
Speaker 1: the Old Alamo and the Goalie ad. But he paid
Speaker 1: for that in the end, didn't he. And let's be honest,
Speaker 1: we still have his leg. Chris all Right, headline first
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Speaker 1: Biden in the Dems seek to redefine infrastructure to justify
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Speaker 1: I want you to understand what's happening right now with
Speaker 1: the Democratic Party. What I think is happening right now
Speaker 1: at the Democratic Party, and why they're so focused on
Speaker 1: cramming all this absurd stuff into the infrastructure bill. The
Speaker 1: Democratic Party is extremely radical, extremely aggressive now, more radical
Speaker 1: and aggressive than they've ever been. You're seeing that firsthand,
Speaker 1: you see it everywhere. And their base now, the Democratic
Speaker 1: base is more ravenous than they've ever been. So you
Speaker 1: see them as a national party. What are they doing
Speaker 1: while they're doing everything right there? You're trying for gun control,
Speaker 1: and they're trying for that HR one where no one
Speaker 1: has to show an ID to vote, and they're trying
Speaker 1: for this and trying they're trying to do it all
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Speaker 1: into the reality of all these things they're trying to do,
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Speaker 1: second thing you're facing is this the President of the
Speaker 1: United States of America is not doing well. To put
Speaker 1: it mildly, he's likely, in my opinion, likely not going
Speaker 1: to be there for the mid term elections. Well, if
Speaker 1: Joe Biden isn't there for the midterm elections, that means
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris is the head of the Democratic Party heading
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Speaker 1: All right. The Democrats, they're talking about this infrastructure plan
Speaker 1: and they're talking about cramming all these ridiculous non infrastructure
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Speaker 1: do we have so far that they're trying. They're trying
Speaker 1: climate stuff and gun stuff and hr one and all
Speaker 1: this other stuff, and Joe Biden's declining health. To put
Speaker 1: it mildly, my point is, all the things that Democrats
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Speaker 1: House and Senate. So what you're looking at it's a
Speaker 1: completely impotent first two years, and then you're likely going
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Speaker 1: What I'm saying to you is this the Democratic Party
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Speaker 1: do anything, absolutely anything. They think their best shot at
Speaker 1: doing anything is passing in infrastructure bill because remember that
Speaker 1: has a lot of cross party support. Trump talked about
Speaker 1: it all the time, Infrastructure, We're gonna do infrastructure. You
Speaker 1: never actually did it, but they talked about it all
Speaker 1: the time. They're trying to cram as much as humanly
Speaker 1: possible into this infrastructure bill because it's their one shot.
Speaker 1: This is their one shot at doing something big before
Speaker 1: they very likely lose the House of Representatives in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, and then they're stuck with virtually nothing for
Speaker 1: the next two years. And not only stuck with virtually nothing.
Speaker 1: If we're gonna go ahead and expand this a little bit,
Speaker 1: let's zoom out just to touch more. The likely scenario
Speaker 1: is Joe Biden is gone by twenty twenty two and
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris is the head of the party. That means
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Speaker 1: twenty twenty four and we own it all, we still
Speaker 1: have a mountain to climb to get out of the
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Speaker 1: want Democrats to lose, you can come up with a
Speaker 1: scenario in your mind that it does not look good
Speaker 1: for Democrats at all for the next four years at all.
Speaker 1: Plus the border situation. The border situation is something I
Speaker 1: will obviously talk to Darby about that here in just
Speaker 1: a few minutes. But the border situation is the thing.
Speaker 1: It's not going away. It's not going away. This border
Speaker 1: situation is here to stay because the Biden administration is
Speaker 1: not that. They're still not willing to step up and
Speaker 1: say things. Chris, do you had that clip of Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris talking about how the border problem is a climate problem.
Speaker 1: If you don't, that's fine, I just dropped it on
Speaker 1: you in the middle of the show. But I think
Speaker 1: we played it yesterday on the show. Kamala Harris, she's
Speaker 1: talking about the immigration How are we really the route
Speaker 1: crisis of this comes down to climate change and stuff?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? It means nobody in the Biden
Speaker 1: administration is able to step up and say don't come here,
Speaker 1: we're going to deport you. Instead, they're saying things like this.
Speaker 1: And when you hear things like this, as a potentially
Speaker 1: legal immigrant, you're not hearing don't come. We want to
Speaker 1: pick back up the kind of work President Joe Biden
Speaker 1: started when he was Vice president. We want to help
Speaker 1: people find hope at home, and so we are focused
Speaker 1: on a both the acute factors and the root causes
Speaker 1: of migration. And I believe this is an important distinction.
Speaker 1: We must focus on both. First, the acute factors, the
Speaker 1: catastrophes that are causing people to leave right now, the hurricanes,
Speaker 1: the pandemic, the drought and extreme food insecurity. And then
Speaker 1: there are the longstanding issues, the root causes, and I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of corruption, violence and poverty, the lack of economic
Speaker 1: Does that sound like if you're watching TV zero you're
Speaker 1: in Central America somewhere, because I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know this, they have TV. They watch when our politicians speak.
Speaker 1: You just watch the person who's the head of it
Speaker 1: say that. Does that sound like, don't come and listen
Speaker 1: to this? I would, in fact make sure that there
Speaker 1: is we immediately surge to the order all those people
Speaker 1: are seeking asylum. Does that sound like don't come that?
Speaker 1: I mean, setting aside how horrible that is for the
Speaker 1: country and whatnot that politically is a disaster for Democrats.
Speaker 1: Contrary to popular belief, I know, amnesty for everyone, flood,
Speaker 1: the borders is popular on college campuses, but that's not
Speaker 1: popular with virtually any other constituency. Nobody, nobody, not even
Speaker 1: the ones Democrats normally rely on. That's not popular. You
Speaker 1: want to drive black unemployment through the roof, go ahead
Speaker 1: and haul in a bunch of illegal immigrants and grant
Speaker 1: them amnesty. History shows it destroys the black employment opportunities.
Speaker 1: They have a real problem. What I'm saying is politically,
Speaker 1: there's a chance Democrats are heading into the wilderness here.
Speaker 1: Now that's the good news. Let's talk about some bad news.
Speaker 1: The bad news is let's say I'm right, and we
Speaker 1: all know the oracles usually right, Let's say I'm right.
Speaker 1: Let's say Republicans do take over virtually everything by twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. And who knows that that's going to happen.
Speaker 1: History's crazy, who knows, But let's say they do. My
Speaker 1: question is what percentage of the Republican Party by that time.
Speaker 1: What percentage of the Republican Party is going to realize
Speaker 1: how deep the system is and how much work there
Speaker 1: is to undo it. And I say that because Donald
Speaker 1: Trump didn't realize it, and in his defense, I didn't
Speaker 1: realize it either. When he first got elected. It was
Speaker 1: a four year revealer of just how much trouble we're in.
Speaker 1: But if you take over, let's say Republicans do take over,
Speaker 1: are we gonna get tax cuts and that's all? Is
Speaker 1: that what we're gonna get again? Or are we going
Speaker 1: to get an aggressive purge of the federal system to
Speaker 1: root out the fact that over ninety five percent of
Speaker 1: them are Democrats. We must purge the one party rule
Speaker 1: of the federal bureaucracy. The FBI start chopping heads, the
Speaker 1: CIA start chopping heads, an E, A, EPA, all of them.
Speaker 1: Are we going to take that seriously next time? Or
Speaker 1: are we going to pass tax cuts? Don't get me wrong,
Speaker 1: I love tax cuts as much as the next guy.
Speaker 1: But unless the Republican party that takes over is going
Speaker 1: to take things seriously, we're toached. Let's doctor Brandon Darby
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Speaker 1: you and yours. That means the fifth of May and
Speaker 1: Mexican by the way. Oh okay, good well, Happy tanko
Speaker 1: demayo to you, Jesse. How do you people celebrate that
Speaker 1: out there in California? Probably not as good as we
Speaker 1: Texans do. I doubt it, No, I really doubt it. Well,
Speaker 1: we have our skinny girl Margharita. Oh gosh, we have
Speaker 1: our vegan taco. No. I can celebrate with tequila like
Speaker 1: normal people. That's what I'm talking abouts, of tequila. That's
Speaker 1: what else can we do at this point in time, Kira,
Speaker 1: I'm staring at an article here saying it's titled Conservatives
Speaker 1: stop complaining about Blue state exodus and start getting involved
Speaker 1: in local politics. Who wrote this and why? Sir? I
Speaker 1: wrote that? And I wrote it because I am tired
Speaker 1: every time because people are leaving California and droves, And
Speaker 1: I've taken to posting every time someone I know leave
Speaker 1: because it's so many people twelve family, Jesse in the
Speaker 1: last eight or nine months that I personally know on
Speaker 1: my streets have left. So people are fleeing the state
Speaker 1: and it's very obvious these days, and so every time
Speaker 1: I post about it. Red sator will say, oh, tell them,
Speaker 1: don't bring their votes with them, don't come here and
Speaker 1: vote the same way they always vote. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I get that because it is annoying and I'm sorry
Speaker 1: people that my people do this when they move to
Speaker 1: your state. But the truth is, you don't have any
Speaker 1: control over how anyone votes. It's not in your business.
Speaker 1: You can't change it, you can't control it. And things
Speaker 1: really suck here in California. So people are coming to you,
Speaker 1: they are coming your way. So you can't do anything
Speaker 1: about where people move and how they vote. What you
Speaker 1: can do is start showing up your own political institutions
Speaker 1: where you live right now. So start running for office.
Speaker 1: Start going to your city council meetings, start showing up
Speaker 1: at the county clerk's office just to ask for records.
Speaker 1: Or go to your school board meetings. Run for school board,
Speaker 1: run for the water district. You know, I was. I
Speaker 1: was on a local website the other night looking to
Speaker 1: see what positions elected, positions were opening up in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, just locally, just to see what I should
Speaker 1: run for. You know, I mean, Jesse. A lot of
Speaker 1: people like to say and you hear this a lot
Speaker 1: because you're because you're military. Freedom isn't free. And we
Speaker 1: think it means that people like you will go and
Speaker 1: sacrifice your life for us, which you do, and we're
Speaker 1: grateful for that, but we never think about what it
Speaker 1: means for us. Freedom isn't free. And I mean you've
Speaker 1: got to sacrifice some of your time, and I mean
Speaker 1: you've got to sacrifice some of that extra curricular activities,
Speaker 1: time at the gym, you know, some a little extra cash.
Speaker 1: Freedom isn't free. That applies to you and me too,
Speaker 1: And I think it's time for us to get down
Speaker 1: to work. This interview on repeat us. So right, No,
Speaker 1: it's serious, serious and all seriousness. We don't take it
Speaker 1: seriously enough at home. We don't realize. I don't know
Speaker 1: whether we don't or we're not raised with a sense
Speaker 1: of duty or obligation anymore, but we don't feel like
Speaker 1: we have an obligation to defend our country from the
Speaker 1: problems within, from the people who hate it within. We
Speaker 1: just don't feel that on the right. We'll complain. But
Speaker 1: like you said, being on the school board would suck.
Speaker 1: Who wants to actually be on the school board? That
Speaker 1: sounds brutal, but it's necessary they're doing it. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I think we have placed too much
Speaker 1: excuse me trust in our government, and we have imagined
Speaker 1: that we the people just means, you know, our representative
Speaker 1: or republic. We try to vote for good people, we
Speaker 1: fight hard in the elections, and then after that everything's
Speaker 1: up to them. And that's not how it goes. And
Speaker 1: we were living the results of that attitude right now,
Speaker 1: aren't we And it's and it's terrible, it's pretty much awful.
Speaker 1: But you can protect yourself, Jessie. That's the thing. We
Speaker 1: can protect ourselves against what's happening at the federal level
Speaker 1: if we get involved at the local level. That's the
Speaker 1: glory of our Republic's right. Fortify your place. If you're moving,
Speaker 1: that's fine, move, but move and fortify it. You better
Speaker 1: fortified or they're going to come take that too. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you before I move on to this other thing.
Speaker 1: These these twelve families you know that are leaving. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's not just one place, but do you know
Speaker 1: where they're going? Yes, uh, Texas and Idaho and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: a few to Florida, mostly Texas and Idaho. In my part,
Speaker 1: in my part of the state, I don't know what
Speaker 1: it's like. Yeah, but and what's happening is all of
Speaker 1: the suburban families are leaving California, and then all of
Speaker 1: the Los Angeles families are leaving Los Angeles and then
Speaker 1: immediately buying the houses of the suburbanites up left. So
Speaker 1: we've got an influx, we have to say. Problem in
Speaker 1: my very conservative suburban pocket, we have an influx of
Speaker 1: la of Angelinos who are coming here with their dumb
Speaker 1: values and looking to change how we do things here,
Speaker 1: even though they sled to hear because la fuck. You
Speaker 1: know that is a part of it. Even with my
Speaker 1: huge brain, I didn't even think of before. Of course,
Speaker 1: the crazy people in the city would move out to
Speaker 1: the burbs because it sucks in the cities. Now, Cure,
Speaker 1: I did want to ask you this, Biden, the infrastructure bill.
Speaker 1: I think I'm not going to go in the details.
Speaker 1: No one cares about the details of it. I have
Speaker 1: a theory on this. I think Democrats are trying to
Speaker 1: cram everything under the sun into an infrastructure bill because
Speaker 1: I think they're looking at the future where where Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris is going to lead the party that's not good
Speaker 1: for them where they're just not a popular party because
Speaker 1: the things they want to do aren't popular. I think
Speaker 1: they're trying to cram everything in this infrastructure bill because politically,
Speaker 1: not culturally, but politically, I think they're in very serious
Speaker 1: trouble over the next three to four years. Oh one
Speaker 1: hundred percent. I happen to have even here in the
Speaker 1: state level. I've got some sources up in Sacramento, and
Speaker 1: I mean they've been talking to me even about what's
Speaker 1: going on with Governor k Newsom and how he's terrified
Speaker 1: right now. And this is the first time that the
Speaker 1: Democrat Party in California has ever even expressed some hesitancy
Speaker 1: about what the voters might do in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: And it's the same federally. Absolutely believe me, Jesse. They're
Speaker 1: already polling for twenty twenty two. They know exactly where
Speaker 1: the weak spots are, and they're scared the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two as it stands now unofficially from just from my
Speaker 1: sources that I kind of pick at here and there
Speaker 1: is going to be a bloodbath for the Republican Party.
Speaker 1: They are going to slay the Democrat election machine in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, as that's what it looks like now.
Speaker 1: And the other thing that's happening, Jesse, is that there
Speaker 1: are bills, there are election integrity bills in twelve states
Speaker 1: now that are waiting to pass. So states are starting
Speaker 1: to take what happened in twenty seriously. And that's going
Speaker 1: to be bad news for the Democrats as well. It's
Speaker 1: why they're pushing so hard on the Georgia Lass. It's
Speaker 1: why censorship is ramping up instead of dialing back even
Speaker 1: though the election is over. So absolutely the Democrats are
Speaker 1: in trouble. It's not time for Conservatives to give up
Speaker 1: open back when you're in a battle like this. Now,
Speaker 1: it's the time to go on the offensive. We shouldn't
Speaker 1: just defend our position, We should go be taking from
Speaker 1: grounds here. Let me ask you, though, because I agree
Speaker 1: with everything you just said, does the Republican Party that
Speaker 1: if the Republican Party takes over twenty two, twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: I mean, real quickly here, are they going to realize
Speaker 1: that they have a mountain of climb once they take over?
Speaker 1: Or are we going to get tax cuts and nothing else?
Speaker 1: Once again, that remains to be seen. You know what,
Speaker 1: two years ago, I would have said, Nah, they're just
Speaker 1: going to get in there and do nothing. But listen,
Speaker 1: I'm not connect to things that are seemingly random. These
Speaker 1: are real things. If this recall of Governor Newsom is successful,
Speaker 1: it's going to send a chill across the election process
Speaker 1: across the entire countries because here a guy like Newsom
Speaker 1: should be in trench. She shouldn't be in trouble. That's
Speaker 1: how they earned up Republicans in California to recall this guy.
Speaker 1: That's how mad people are about their elected officials right now.
Speaker 1: And I do believe that sentiment is sweeping across the
Speaker 1: United States for the most part. Good So yes, I
Speaker 1: think the Republicans are going to look around and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: these voters are serious and they're actually paying attention now
Speaker 1: because we kept them locked in their homes for a
Speaker 1: year and they had nothing else to do but the
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Speaker 1: I realized that was supposed to be Brandon Darby. It's
Speaker 1: a long story that I'm not going to go into
Speaker 1: Brandon Darby is coming forty minutes from now. Rest assured
Speaker 1: he actually it's coming to give us a cartel update.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go into all the details of it,
Speaker 1: all right, have some questions here, Doctor Oracle Jesse. I
Speaker 1: told you I was going to start getting to some
Speaker 1: of your ask Doctor Jesse questions throughout the week that
Speaker 1: just Friday has become so absurdly popular that we're now
Speaker 1: getting so many questions. I can't even attempt to get
Speaker 1: to all the good ones. So I'm trying to sprinkle
Speaker 1: some in throughout the week. So here's this one. I'm
Speaker 1: looking for your thoughts on the legalization of marijuana. From
Speaker 1: your past comments, I'm thinking that you are not opposed
Speaker 1: to it. I find it shocking that's the same legalized
Speaker 1: pot crowd wants to ban legal tobacco products. I also
Speaker 1: believe that it is one of those gateway drugs that
Speaker 1: lead to more serious drugs. The strength of marijuana today
Speaker 1: is also much stronger than what the stoners of yesterday consumed.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go, ah, Michael Malice and think we should
Speaker 1: legalize cocaine and black tar heroin as well. Thanks and
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Speaker 1: All right, here's my thoughts on it. One. This is
Speaker 1: one of the very few issues I actually struggle with
Speaker 1: a little bit. The other issue is capital punishment. I
Speaker 1: don't like the government killing people, because the government has
Speaker 1: killed a lot of people they shouldn't have killed. But
Speaker 1: then you read some story about I just read some
Speaker 1: story yesterday about some dude who kidnap some fourteen year
Speaker 1: old girl and held her prisoner underground, and I think
Speaker 1: to myself, oh, I mean I would kill myself without hesitation.
Speaker 1: I would without hesitation. So the capital punishes this one
Speaker 1: of those things I go back and forth on all
Speaker 1: the time. The drug thing is another one of those things.
Speaker 1: One Banning cigarettes and stuff like that's idiotic. People are
Speaker 1: going to have vices. It doesn't do any good to
Speaker 1: ban them anyway. They're gonna go get them. Didn't you
Speaker 1: learn anything from Prohibition two. I don't have any issue.
Speaker 1: Let's deal with marijuana first. I don't have any issue
Speaker 1: with marijuana. But you know, here, let me clarify. I
Speaker 1: don't feel qualified to judge other people because I'm such
Speaker 1: a bad person and have does so much bad stuff
Speaker 1: in my life, and look, I've smoked a metric ton
Speaker 1: of marijuana in my life. So I just feel like,
Speaker 1: I understand I'm a hypocrite, because we're all hypocrites, but
Speaker 1: I try to trim as much of that out of
Speaker 1: my life as humanly possible. I'm just being honest with you.
Speaker 1: It feels wrong for me to to, you know, to
Speaker 1: smoke all the we I had smoked and now get
Speaker 1: up here, I'm almost forty and say no marijuana, ban it.
Speaker 1: That doesn't it seems wrong For one. Two, it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like it's the government's role at all to ban
Speaker 1: things like that. But the last part of it is,
Speaker 1: and the only reason I'm conflicted on this at all,
Speaker 1: is you really can't say, legalize marijuana but keep cocaine illegal? Right?
Speaker 1: Does I mean? Talk about hypocrisy? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I mean, I realize one's obviously worse for you, But
Speaker 1: wait a minute, legalize marijuana but make cocaine illegal? I
Speaker 1: don't understand you, see what I mean? It starts to
Speaker 1: get into a gray area there, and my see, I
Speaker 1: told you I'm conflicted on this. I have seen so
Speaker 1: much damage done by the addiction to drugs. It's devastating.
Speaker 1: It's one thing is to sit in your libertarian you know, class,
Speaker 1: and talk about and make it all legal. And for
Speaker 1: the most part, I agree. By the way, I'm not
Speaker 1: insulting libertarians. For the most part, I agree. It's another
Speaker 1: thing when you see how that stuff recks lives, It
Speaker 1: recks lives. I don't generally think the government, though, is
Speaker 1: the solution for these things. I mean the government. What
Speaker 1: the government has banned and it's still out there wrecking lives.
Speaker 1: What Chris Chris says, what if we left it up
Speaker 1: to the states. See, that's why I love that stuff.
Speaker 1: I think that's there's a reason they set up the
Speaker 1: system we had, the federalism system. I love leaving it
Speaker 1: up to the states. I don't think the federal government
Speaker 1: should be involved in it at all. And look, one
Speaker 1: of the things that does, what it really does, is
Speaker 1: it shows us Okay, this does work, and this does it.
Speaker 1: And let's not pretend, let's not get so anarchists libertarian
Speaker 1: that we pretend a society doesn't need any laws. Of course,
Speaker 1: a society needs laws. Do you want laws against Look
Speaker 1: I just brought it up. You want laws against kidnapping
Speaker 1: and abusing a child. Yeah, I think that should probably
Speaker 1: be against the law, don't you? So you do want
Speaker 1: some laws no matter what. It's just a matter of
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Speaker 1: On at Sinco to Mayo. We do actually have Brandon
Speaker 1: Darby coming up in twenty five minutes. That was just
Speaker 1: a little tease for you earlier when I said he
Speaker 1: was coming to give us the skinny on the cartails.
Speaker 1: So on the drugs, marijuana in particular, I just view
Speaker 1: it as being if you're asking my personal view, not
Speaker 1: what I want government to ban or not, I view
Speaker 1: marijuana as being I don't want to say it's not harmful.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Of course it's harmful. It's drug you put
Speaker 1: in your body that gets you high. It's not good
Speaker 1: for you. I don't view it as being any more
Speaker 1: harmful than alcohol. That's for dagon. Sure, I don't view
Speaker 1: it that way. But as far as the legalization of drugs,
Speaker 1: I think it's almost a chicken answer. But I really
Speaker 1: do want I'm left up to the states. I want
Speaker 1: them left up to the states. And look, let's be honest.
Speaker 1: One thing we absolutely know that has not worked is
Speaker 1: the federal government's war on drugs. That's made a bunch
Speaker 1: of criminals rich, and everyone's still doing the dag on things.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's time to choose a different way. Now. I
Speaker 1: heard this from Joe Biden, and for once, we're not
Speaker 1: making fun of him saying a weird flub or something
Speaker 1: like that. He had this to say, and I have
Speaker 1: somebody to say about it. Five million Americans of every
Speaker 1: background who are fully protected from one of the deadliest
Speaker 1: pandemics in our history. You know, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: misinformation out there, but there's one fact I want every
Speaker 1: American to know. People who are not fully vaccinated can
Speaker 1: still die every day from COVID nineteen. Look at the
Speaker 1: folks in your community have gotten vaccinated and are getting
Speaker 1: back to living their lives, their full lives. Look at
Speaker 1: the grandparents. You're gonna die, you know that, Ryan. I
Speaker 1: don't know why people and maybe this is a maybe
Speaker 1: it's a Marine Corps thing from combat. Maybe it's maybe
Speaker 1: I'm just a sociopath like I always thought I was.
Speaker 1: I don't know why people struggle with this so much.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's okay, it's okay to not want to die.
Speaker 1: That's human nature. I don't expect you to want to die.
Speaker 1: But I just find it so odd how people avoid
Speaker 1: talking about it and avoid the acceptance of that. And
Speaker 1: this is something that's not It doesn't just affect modern
Speaker 1: human beings. I mean, you see people throughout history pounce
Speaker 1: daileone and looking for the fountain of youth. And how
Speaker 1: do I live forever. I want to keep on living.
Speaker 1: This body you have, it doesn't last forever. It's gonna
Speaker 1: break down and you're gonna die. The weirdest thing, the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing about coronavirus for me, was this, when they
Speaker 1: were ginning up all this panic and people and causing
Speaker 1: all this just endless, untold amounts of destruction. Nobody wanted
Speaker 1: to step up. I mean, of course I did, got
Speaker 1: screen that for it. Nobody wanted to step up and
Speaker 1: say we don't, we don't destroy an economy for decades
Speaker 1: because people are gonna die. People are always gonna die.
Speaker 1: The show must go on. Life goes on. You don't
Speaker 1: stop moving because you're gonna die. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be morbid. This might be my last radio show ever.
Speaker 1: I might get in my pickup truck and drive home
Speaker 1: and get an eighteen wheeler come barreling down on me
Speaker 1: eighty seven miles an hour and finish me off. And
Speaker 1: a split second, you may never hear my voice again.
Speaker 1: That's life. I've been sad. You can miss the people
Speaker 1: you love, and you can not want to die. All
Speaker 1: those things are perfectly natural. But where did this weird
Speaker 1: obsession come from? With not dying, you're gonna I don't
Speaker 1: understand it. I don't understand where it comes from. I'll
Speaker 1: never get it as long as I live. Look at this, Chris,
Speaker 1: talk about big government stick in their nose places that
Speaker 1: shouldn't belong you. Gonda pass the law against human sacrifice. Oh,
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Speaker 1: to be unglued by firefighters. Twenty year old protesters are
Speaker 1: trying to blockchat traffic in the check city of Lauda.
Speaker 1: How are you supposed to don't look at me? Weird, Chris? What? Chris?
Speaker 1: It's her name? At first? Her first name is spelled mlada.
Speaker 1: That's two. I don't know how to say that. Blauda
Speaker 1: Beloslav anyway, by applying a large quantity of superglue to
Speaker 1: her hand by sticking it to the road surface while
Speaker 1: our surface. While wearing banners. She was trying to alarm
Speaker 1: the city's citizens about the consequences of climate change. You
Speaker 1: know what you forget about sometimes? At least I do, Chris,
Speaker 1: because I don't really think about other people. Well, most
Speaker 1: of my day's consumed with what you know what, the
Speaker 1: greatest thing in the world is me? What Chris? Anyway,
Speaker 1: we know what you forget about? They all the climate
Speaker 1: change nuttery and all the idiotic hypocrisy you see from
Speaker 1: people like Al Gore and John Kerry and man, we
Speaker 1: have to reduce carbon emissions anyway, back to my private
Speaker 1: plane and things like that. You see all the climate
Speaker 1: change nuttery out there, and you lose sight of this.
Speaker 1: At least I do. I forget about this. There are people,
Speaker 1: mainly young, impressionable people like this twenty year old idiot.
Speaker 1: They believe that stuff. They really genuinely believe it all
Speaker 1: the way. It's why so many of the environmentalists are
Speaker 1: so violent. What you do what I do? For a while,
Speaker 1: you figure out who has different tendencies as far as
Speaker 1: the communist constituencies go. And I will tell you the
Speaker 1: most violent people out there are the environmentalists. It's weird,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't think that, but it's always the environmentalists. And
Speaker 1: that's why these people. If you believe, if you believe
Speaker 1: me getting in my pickup truck with the sunroof, yes
Speaker 1: that's still broken. I don't want to go into it again.
Speaker 1: If you believe me getting in my pickup truck is
Speaker 1: going to end the world, what would you do to
Speaker 1: stop me from ending the world? Anything right? What would
Speaker 1: you do? What would you do if you're given access
Speaker 1: to Adolf Hitler before he starts the Holocaust? It's crazy
Speaker 1: to talk like that, but think I want you to
Speaker 1: wrap your mind around this. There are people out there,
Speaker 1: more than one. That's what they think. That's how they think.
Speaker 1: They think the way you live your life is ending
Speaker 1: the world. What would you do to someone to stop
Speaker 1: them from ending the world. That's why the environmentalists are
Speaker 1: so nuts. But again, I want you to remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: this twenty year old idiot with a super it was
Speaker 1: a crazy person who believes it. But remember this. None
Speaker 1: of the people who quote lead the charge on climate
Speaker 1: change actually believe in climate change. None of them do.
Speaker 1: They all own private jets in private yachts and they
Speaker 1: all own beachfront mansions. Remember that, what's that actor's Dame
Speaker 1: Chris Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm gonna screw up the details of
Speaker 1: the story because I'm doing this off the top of
Speaker 1: my head. But he was. He had just given some
Speaker 1: speech I think it was that the oscars about climate
Speaker 1: change and you have to reduce your carbon footprint. And
Speaker 1: then they caught him on some gigantic yacht in the
Speaker 1: water that he had apparently been living on, just tooling
Speaker 1: around in it for three months, just viewing carbon into
Speaker 1: the atmosphere. That guy doesn't actually believe it on that
Speaker 1: issue pollution. I understand that you came here with the
Speaker 1: private jet. Is that an environmental way to travel? If
Speaker 1: you offset your carbon it's the only choice for somebody
Speaker 1: like me who is traveling the world to win this battle. Ah,
Speaker 1: for somebody like me, if you offset it. Of course,
Speaker 1: I love the carbon offset thing, just the way for
Speaker 1: the rich people who push this crap onto someone else
Speaker 1: to act like they're not actually hurt of anything. No,
Speaker 1: I got a carbon offset, all right. We have some
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Speaker 1: don't want Sinco to Myo to end. I'm already you
Speaker 1: know what it's. You know what's happening to me right
Speaker 1: now on the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm already having that
Speaker 1: feeling you used to get as a kid when you're
Speaker 1: down to your last present on Christmas morning and you're
Speaker 1: getting the preemptive sadness that Christmas is almost over. And
Speaker 1: I would get that way at nighttime on Christmas Day.
Speaker 1: You open the presence and you eat good food and
Speaker 1: it's a good life, and then about the time you're
Speaker 1: going to bed, you it always hit me. It always
Speaker 1: hit me in the gut, like, oh man, Christmas is
Speaker 1: almost over and it's not going to be here again
Speaker 1: for a year. Chris, we're running out a show and
Speaker 1: Sinco to Mayo is almost over. Tag Donnet, I don't
Speaker 1: want it to end. Remember we have Brandon Darby coming up.
Speaker 1: I want to know what he's doing for Sinko to Mayo.
Speaker 1: Maybe is he sneaking back into Mexico and the trunk
Speaker 1: of a car, remember when he told us that story.
Speaker 1: Randon Darby, In case you don't know, he does the
Speaker 1: cartel chronicles for bright Bart. I mean he's forgotten more
Speaker 1: about the cartel than anybody I ever know. I swear
Speaker 1: he knows more than the Border patrol guys I talked to.
Speaker 1: He sneaks into Mexico to cultivate sources because the cartels
Speaker 1: want to murder him down there. He's snuck into Mexico
Speaker 1: before in the trunk of a car, trying not to
Speaker 1: get murdered. This dude, this dude is nutball, all right,
Speaker 1: Jesse big fan here, what history books and podcasts would
Speaker 1: you recommend? By the way, I in North New Jersey
Speaker 1: and work in New York City, likely moving to Florida
Speaker 1: in the next couple of years. Have to take the
Speaker 1: bar exam first. You get out of there, brother, go
Speaker 1: do your thing. Enjoy the sunshine and pretty girls and
Speaker 1: good food and little beach time, and go enjoy it.
Speaker 1: You know that's probably not fair. There are plenty of
Speaker 1: pretty girls in Jersey and New York City too, but
Speaker 1: look in Florida they have tans. Anyway, what history books
Speaker 1: in podcasts? I am probably not the best one to
Speaker 1: answer at least part of this question. First of all,
Speaker 1: documentaries like documentaries I watch, The answer is all of them.
Speaker 1: I watch all of them. What history podcasts do, I
Speaker 1: listen to all of them. Don't worry, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: chick it out. I'm gonna give you a real answer
Speaker 1: on recommendations in a second. As far as books go,
Speaker 1: I do. I kind of bounced from book to book
Speaker 1: to book. I would recommend I'm reading one right now.
Speaker 1: It is so good called The Things Our Fathers Saw.
Speaker 1: It's about the Pacific portion of World War Two, and
Speaker 1: it is really, really, really good. You read. If you
Speaker 1: read books like Eagle against the Sun or Yeah, Rise
Speaker 1: and Kill First is a great book. It's about Israel's
Speaker 1: assassination program. You read the older books, specifically about World
Speaker 1: War two books. If you read the books that were
Speaker 1: written by guys who were just out of it, like
Speaker 1: written back then, you get a real take on history.
Speaker 1: I mean they talk about the things that were done
Speaker 1: back then, about how they treated the Japanese, how the
Speaker 1: Japanese treated them, how they treated the Germans, how the
Speaker 1: Germans treated that. You get a much you get a
Speaker 1: much less sanitized version of the war. The Things our
Speaker 1: Fathers saw. I'll just give you one of those, one
Speaker 1: of those, And if you're looking for another one. I
Speaker 1: always recommend this one to people because the story is incredible.
Speaker 1: The story of Lewis and Clark essentially exploring the western
Speaker 1: part of the United States is awesome. And Stephen Ambrose
Speaker 1: did a story called Undaunted Courage. Undaunted Courage is what
Speaker 1: he did. It's about the Lewis and Clark expedition and
Speaker 1: it's so good. I'll get to your podcast recommendations in
Speaker 1: a second by name. Don't worry hang on to that,
Speaker 1: but allow me to do this first. I have done
Speaker 1: this show before, the one I'm about to tell you about,
Speaker 1: and I warned you before it was coming because I
Speaker 1: feel like I have an obligation to warn you that
Speaker 1: this show is coming. I'm doing it again because I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to do this show once every year or so.
Speaker 1: It's been a couple of years since I've done it.
Speaker 1: There was a book out there called Ordinary Men. It's
Speaker 1: about the Reserve Police battalion in Germany. It's about a
Speaker 1: bunch of just kind of normal German dudes who commit
Speaker 1: massacres against Jews. I have done a show on that
Speaker 1: as my history story before. I felt obligated because it
Speaker 1: is such a heavy, dark topic, a heavy dark show.
Speaker 1: I felt obligated to warn everybody ahead of time, a
Speaker 1: couple of days ahead of time that it's coming. As
Speaker 1: you know, I will always do a show you can
Speaker 1: listen to with your kids. You're never gonna have to
Speaker 1: worry about turning off the radio while you run inside
Speaker 1: and leave your kids in the car. I give you
Speaker 1: my word on that. Always, always, always. But that is
Speaker 1: going to be a heavy, heavy show, and I'm going
Speaker 1: to describe some violent things in that show. I am
Speaker 1: doing that show not tomorrow. I want to give you
Speaker 1: enough of a heads up. I'm doing that show on Friday.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a bit of a Yang and a
Speaker 1: Yang Day on Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. It's going to
Speaker 1: be a very heavy, very dark topic to start out,
Speaker 1: to start out with, and then we're gonna move on
Speaker 1: to light fun. Ask Doctor Jesse stuff, what's your favorite fruit?
Speaker 1: Roll up, all that other stuff. But I'm giving you
Speaker 1: a heads up now. It might not be for everybody.
Speaker 1: Friday is going to be a heavy, dark history story.
Speaker 1: The reason I will try to do this show once
Speaker 1: a year. I'm sorry, it's been two years. I'll try
Speaker 1: to do it once a year because this more than
Speaker 1: anything I view as such an important lesson for human nature.
Speaker 1: It's not even about World War two or Germans or
Speaker 1: Jews or stuff like that. Obviously that's part of it.
Speaker 1: There's a human part of everything. But it is a
Speaker 1: human nature story, and we are going to talk about
Speaker 1: it very, very very frankly on Friday. Year up for
Speaker 1: that one. As far as the podcasts, I listen to,
Speaker 1: the ones I would recommend to you are. Let's see
Speaker 1: Dan Snow's History Hit is very good. Hardcore History is incredible.
Speaker 1: Dan Carlin's Hardcore History is the best by a mile,
Speaker 1: and there's not a close second place. See Jewish producer
Speaker 1: Chris thinks it's too long. I get a lot of
Speaker 1: people say that they're very long. He has two he
Speaker 1: has two hours, he has four hour episodes. They're very
Speaker 1: very long. I just I like. I think he's a
Speaker 1: good storyteller. I like that one Hardcore History. Dan Snow's
Speaker 1: History it history. See now I'm gonna get into ones.
Speaker 1: Oh another one Time Suck with Dan Cummins is really
Speaker 1: really good. But just a heads up. He's a stand
Speaker 1: up comedian and that is not a family show. That
Speaker 1: is not for your kids. I like Dan it's great.
Speaker 1: I love it. I think it's hilarious and really entertaining.
Speaker 1: But don't go downloading that and thinking that's going to
Speaker 1: be a supplement for the day. I'm off and listen
Speaker 1: to it with the kids. That is not a good idea.
Speaker 1: Very informative, by the way, very good, very informative, very funny,
Speaker 1: but but vulgar. Definitely vulgar. So those are the ones
Speaker 1: that really stand out to me that I enjoy a lot.
Speaker 1: Like I said, there aren't a ton of them, I enjoy.
Speaker 1: What I mean by that is this, I love history
Speaker 1: so much. One and two, I am trying to prepare
Speaker 1: every day a great show for you the next morning.
Speaker 1: So I consume a ton of podcasts. I mean I
Speaker 1: have a ton of them. I could read you right here,
Speaker 1: a ton of podcasts that suck. They're really really bad.
Speaker 1: They're not interesting, they don't tell a story very well. Now,
Speaker 1: I love history so much, I can handle it, and
Speaker 1: I'm so interested in picking up new details and new
Speaker 1: angles for topics I'm talking about that. I get through
Speaker 1: it just fine. But I mean it is Look, you
Speaker 1: sit down and turn on a microphone and you can
Speaker 1: have a podcast anymore. And I think that's a good thing,
Speaker 1: not a bad thing. But the truth is people sit
Speaker 1: down and they love history, and that's and then General
Speaker 1: Johnson ran over to General Wainwright on April second, nineteen
Speaker 1: forty two, and Johnsonville and Johnsonville and then they were
Speaker 1: they were eating sausage that morning. And then it is
Speaker 1: mind numbingly brutal the way they tell stories. So I
Speaker 1: don't want to give out the names that also, don't
Speaker 1: want to trash somebody's poor podcast. I'm just not in
Speaker 1: that business. I listened to lots of them. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you when I come up with more interesting ones, but
Speaker 1: there aren't that many interesting ones. History is a funny thing.
Speaker 1: It's very interesting. Most people who tell it are not.
Speaker 1: Brandon Darby is interesting. He's going to tell us about
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Speaker 1: Man Happy Sinco to mile everybody from the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Listen to this Democrat border mayor what he has to
Speaker 1: say about things at the border. What about the inflow
Speaker 1: that is people coming in? Those numbers are still coming in.
Speaker 1: I mean, look at the people that they've released some
Speaker 1: prosector called discration. It's about eight thousand, five hundred people
Speaker 1: that they've released on the honor system and they're not
Speaker 1: even part of the have not been given a notice
Speaker 1: to appear. You're not part of the immigration system. So
Speaker 1: to say that we have everything under control, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm support of a president by them, I'm a support
Speaker 1: of his, but you know we're not paying attention to
Speaker 1: the borders communities and it's this is not under control.
Speaker 1: I can tell you that does not sound like things
Speaker 1: are going well. So let's go to the expert, the
Speaker 1: man himself, Cartel Chronicles, Brandon Darby Brandon. That's a Democrats
Speaker 1: sounding a little bit desperate. Yeah, things aren't going so well.
Speaker 1: And I think that regardless of your perspective or what
Speaker 1: side you're on, you know, it's kind of time to
Speaker 1: acknowledge that things aren't going so well on the border. Okay,
Speaker 1: so my question, Brandon is I don't see how it's
Speaker 1: possible this can reverse itself unless the Biden administration is
Speaker 1: doing things behind closed doors that I don't know or see.
Speaker 1: Their rhetoric has been so open borders up to this
Speaker 1: point that they're going to have to change the rhetoric,
Speaker 1: and they won't. So this never stops. Right, we have
Speaker 1: four years of this no matter what. What's kind of
Speaker 1: a weird thing because what they're doing is they're trying
Speaker 1: to get Mexico to crackheads on the southern border and
Speaker 1: on their southern border. Right. So the basic gist of it,
Speaker 1: and this is where the hypocrisy comes. It's like, look,
Speaker 1: Trump is so mean. Trump is so evil. He's cracking
Speaker 1: heads on our border. He has troops on our border.
Speaker 1: And so they get in power and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, we don't want to look like we're
Speaker 1: mean on our southern border, so let's pay these guys
Speaker 1: to be mean on their southern border. And that's really
Speaker 1: what's going on. You know, I don't really see the
Speaker 1: difference when it comes to the issue, but that's that's
Speaker 1: what democrats are doing, That's what this administration is doing.
Speaker 1: But the bottom line, Bessie, is when it really sucks
Speaker 1: to live somewhere and it doesn't suck to live somewhere else,
Speaker 1: and that's somewhere else says things that gives people hope
Speaker 1: that they can come here and stay. People where it
Speaker 1: sucks to live are going to come to that place
Speaker 1: where it doesn't suck to live. It's just really basic,
Speaker 1: you know, basic mathematics, and that's what's happening. You know,
Speaker 1: you have push factors in Central America and you have
Speaker 1: pull factors in the US. The catches to not add
Speaker 1: to the pull factors while still trying to be decent
Speaker 1: human beings, and what the Democrats have done, you know,
Speaker 1: in the primary They talked about free healthcare, decriminalizing crossings
Speaker 1: no matter where you cross the border or how you
Speaker 1: get here. They've talked about these things. Tamala Harris talked
Speaker 1: about these things. And now that we're seeing the fruit
Speaker 1: of that rhetoric, Brandon explain, we always talk about Central
Speaker 1: America as if it's just one country. You know, everyone
Speaker 1: knows about Mexico, but Central America is just one country.
Speaker 1: Which countries in Central America are really really bad right now,
Speaker 1: because I understand a few of them are. And why
Speaker 1: are they so bad? What's wrong? Well, I mean that's
Speaker 1: a more complex issue. But you know, Guatemala is not
Speaker 1: doing so great. You know, El Salvador is not doing
Speaker 1: so great, Honduras is not doing so great. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of problems, a lot of violence, and we say,
Speaker 1: what's wrong, Well, they don't have the rule of law.
Speaker 1: They have immense amounts of public corruption, which is connected
Speaker 1: to not having the rule of law. They have very
Speaker 1: powerful street gangs and criminal organizations that have heavy influence
Speaker 1: in those nations. They have leftist center governments and economic systems.
Speaker 1: Historically that has you know, led to the public corruption
Speaker 1: and the economic problems in those countries, then they had
Speaker 1: abusive forms of capitalism prior to that, that where you know,
Speaker 1: where very few people had everything and everyone else had nothing,
Speaker 1: and which kind of paved the way for the communism
Speaker 1: and the leftist center politics, which then kind of paved
Speaker 1: the way for the corruption and the problems. So it's
Speaker 1: a it's kind of a nightmare mess. It's not really
Speaker 1: fair to say, oh, it's because they're lefties. Well they're
Speaker 1: lefties because they experienced some horrible, rotten, abusive form of
Speaker 1: capitalism without any checks whatsoever. What's kind of led to
Speaker 1: that and paved the way. So so it's a it's
Speaker 1: a big complicated mess. But the bottom line is they
Speaker 1: have economic despair. They have massive it's not really fair
Speaker 1: to say food shortages, but definitely nutrition shortages. Right Like,
Speaker 1: if all you have is corn, you're going to get
Speaker 1: really fat, but you're not going to have your boned
Speaker 1: entity isn't going to be there, You're not going to
Speaker 1: have the nutrients your brain needs to develop properly, you know,
Speaker 1: you go down the line. So definitely nutritional lack of
Speaker 1: nutrition and just massive amounts of public corruption. And you
Speaker 1: know that's why every time we pour money into those
Speaker 1: countries to do something for them. It doesn't really change much.
Speaker 1: Why because the money gets siphoned off because they're corrupt,
Speaker 1: because they don't have you know, and I know a
Speaker 1: lot of writers Center listeners right now are really down
Speaker 1: on the FBI or what have you, the federal government,
Speaker 1: but that is one of the legitimate functions of them, right,
Speaker 1: is to make sure that when public officials take money
Speaker 1: or stiphon off money, they get caught and at least
Speaker 1: most of them get caught and they get put in prison.
Speaker 1: That is not something they have there. Right, The way
Speaker 1: to do business there is to siphon off money and
Speaker 1: make money yourself. And therefore you can't really do much
Speaker 1: for them, you know. And it's it's a complicated mess.
Speaker 1: Are the criminal groups of these Central American companies? Are
Speaker 1: they rivals with the Mexican cartels? Are they subsidiaries of
Speaker 1: the Mexican cartels? Well, how what is that relationship? Like, Well,
Speaker 1: they're more decentralized. But they're they're not rivals per se.
Speaker 1: They're they're they're just kind of people who work hand
Speaker 1: in hand with Right. So, if if you want to
Speaker 1: move cocaine from Colombia and you want to get it
Speaker 1: into Mexico. One of the ways that that happened, you know,
Speaker 1: some Colombian groups will bring cocaine straight into Mexico. They
Speaker 1: used to bring it straight into the US, but they
Speaker 1: learned that that cause them to be the focus of
Speaker 1: the US government. So now they're like, hey, let's just
Speaker 1: give it to these Mexicans and let them be the
Speaker 1: ones to bring it into the US and let the
Speaker 1: US work go after them instead of us. But one
Speaker 1: of the things they'll do is they'll work with the
Speaker 1: street gangs are called mara so they're they're street gangs
Speaker 1: right there. They're not really cartels per se. And they'll
Speaker 1: work with the street gangs too in the different criminal
Speaker 1: groups and Central American nations to get drugs into Mexico,
Speaker 1: which then groups in Mexico get them into the US. So,
Speaker 1: but they're not they're not rivals per se. I'm sure
Speaker 1: there's some group that is in a fight with some
Speaker 1: group and what have you, but but in general they're
Speaker 1: not rivals. No, they're more like foot soldiers for do
Speaker 1: you see. I understand you always come on and talk
Speaker 1: about these transnational criminal groups and we all have about
Speaker 1: a minute left here you talk about how they're always
Speaker 1: fighting each other all the time, and they're fighting for
Speaker 1: control of this territory and whatnot? Does that ever work
Speaker 1: itself out? Does one juggernaut manage to just take over
Speaker 1: all of it? Or is it too big and not
Speaker 1: not believable that that could happen. You know, in the
Speaker 1: past it was that way. There was the Guadalajara Cartel
Speaker 1: and they controlled everything in Mexico for much. It could
Speaker 1: happen again. But but what the way that's going to
Speaker 1: happen is with when Mexico and the US decides one
Speaker 1: gang is bad and one gang isn't as bad, so
Speaker 1: they put all their resources going after the worst gang.
Speaker 1: And that's how one gang is gonna gonna take power again,
Speaker 1: one criminal organization. That's probably what it will look like.
Speaker 1: Brandon Darby, everybody, Cartel Chronicles, Thank you so much, my friend.
Speaker 1: That was awesome. Thank you. All Right, we have a
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Speaker 1: and I love to travel. I just don't think it's
Speaker 1: going to happen what Chris. Chris said. It might be
Speaker 1: ten years, buddy. Half the reason I had kids so
Speaker 1: early is so I could kick him out of the
Speaker 1: house while I was still young enough to have a
Speaker 1: good time. I don't want to wait ten years. I
Speaker 1: mean not that you can't have a good time at fifty.
Speaker 1: I'm not calling fifty old, but I don't want to
Speaker 1: wait ten years. I want to take a vacation this year.
Speaker 1: I want to go to shoot. I want to go
Speaker 1: to Mexico. I'm not even kidding. I was planning on
Speaker 1: a trip to Mexico and I'm hearing these stories. Like
Speaker 1: I said yesterday, my folks just got back walking in
Speaker 1: a restaurant, you're having a stand in a puddle a
Speaker 1: hand sanitizer. I'm not doing that. I have managed to
Speaker 1: navigate this entire thing, not only avoiding getting the vaccine,
Speaker 1: avoiding wearing a mask ninety percent of the time. And
Speaker 1: I haven't been tested once, not once. I've avoided I've
Speaker 1: avoided all that. I don't want to do it. I'm
Speaker 1: not doing it. So and look, at least we do
Speaker 1: have Florida. If you're gonna talk about vacation spots. And
Speaker 1: I understand obviously our show has gotten pretty big on
Speaker 1: Florida Man Radio. We love Florida Man Radio, so I
Speaker 1: understand it may sound like I'm sucking up to the audience,
Speaker 1: But the truth is, Florida has a million little honey
Speaker 1: holes that people don't even know about. They don't even
Speaker 1: know about them. The whole state's beach. Look at the
Speaker 1: shape of it. It's one big beach. It's a great stake.
Speaker 1: Chris said, we need more Mexicans in Florida. We do
Speaker 1: need more Mexicans in Florida, There's no question about that.
Speaker 1: But that's not the natural migration of things. You had
Speaker 1: tons of Cubans, Okay, that's fair. Look, Jewish producer Chris said,
Speaker 1: Cuban food and Mexican food is totally different. One that's
Speaker 1: fair because Cuban food is darbage and Mexican food is awesome.
Speaker 1: But look, if you're a single dude, if you're a
Speaker 1: single dude, the women are just as hot. The same difference,
Speaker 1: same difference. And don't get by the way, don't email me.
Speaker 1: You haven't heard my grandma's Cuban sandwich. I came here
Speaker 1: from Cuba. Cuban sandwich has sucked. I've had a ham
Speaker 1: sandwich a thousand times. You have a hand sandwich. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not more complicated than that. We're definitely getting some
Speaker 1: hate mail over that, Chris. Cubans will fight you to
Speaker 1: the death. One of my best buddies in the Marine
Speaker 1: Corps was Cuban and he used to tell him he
Speaker 1: was Mexican all the time. Oh, he would come on, lud,
Speaker 1: you don't make that mistake, brother, And the matter he got,
Speaker 1: the more I would do it. What a great day headline.
Speaker 1: This is from Freebeacon dot com. States moved to shore
Speaker 1: up religious freedom in a post COVID world. Balcan eyes,
Speaker 1: Balcanizes don't forget. They shut down your churches in a
Speaker 1: blatant violation of the First Amendment without a second thought
Speaker 1: at the beginning of coronavirus. And here's something that's going
Speaker 1: to make you uncomfortable. Ninety percent of the right supported it.
Speaker 1: I remember when they threw that pastor in handcuffs in Florida.
Speaker 1: They placed a man under arrest for having church, having church,
Speaker 1: They placed him under arrest, And I came on glued online.
Speaker 1: I absolutely came on glued. You can't worship Christ now
Speaker 1: that this is a blatant violation of the First Amendment.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to do this. And what shocked me was
Speaker 1: not that the leftists for calling me Grandma killer and
Speaker 1: all this other stuff. It was virtually all my friends
Speaker 1: on the right. Jesse, there's a pandemic, dude. The Constitution
Speaker 1: of the United States, the law of the land is
Speaker 1: not only when everyone's healthy. That's not how that works.
Speaker 1: That's not how that works at all. All Right, this guy,
Speaker 1: this question escalating gun violence, he calls me historian. Escalating
Speaker 1: gun violence at BLM riots is by design. See Wymar Republic.
Speaker 1: When the Commies were in open war on the streets
Speaker 1: with the nationalists, This was used as justification by the
Speaker 1: Wymar government to pass universal gun registration in nineteen twenty eight,
Speaker 1: which the Nazis used years later to disarm Jews, Catholics, Commies,
Speaker 1: and other political dissidents. Okay, well, one, you're pretty you're
Speaker 1: pretty accurate with all that stuff you just said there
Speaker 1: to The difference is there is no appetite right now,
Speaker 1: none for any kind of gun control. And you're looking
Speaker 1: for light at the end of the tunnel. You're looking
Speaker 1: for good news out there, because it's just a sea
Speaker 1: of garbage right now. Right the good news is gun
Speaker 1: sales are still going absolutely through the roof, through the roof.
Speaker 1: Chris just said, what if Congress passes it anyway? One,
Speaker 1: they won't Two, they won't comply. You're already seeing states
Speaker 1: out there passing laws saying it's a crime to enforce
Speaker 1: new federal gun laws. That kind of thing. If Congress
Speaker 1: would have passed a big gun control thing, that's the
Speaker 1: kind of thing that actually could spark a separation of
Speaker 1: the United States of America. It could. You will have
Speaker 1: states say no, and the federal government will say, Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna withhold your federal funding. And then we'll see
Speaker 1: who has guts and who doesn't has guts? Who doesn't
Speaker 1: have guts? Shut up, Chris, I went to community college.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for Sinco to Mayo tonight. Chris gosh,
Speaker 1: it's been such a great day. I don't want it
Speaker 1: to end. Maybe we'll do a Says to Mayo show.
Speaker 1: Says means six in Mexican. Chris gosh, why are you
Speaker 1: so uncultured in spanned That's what I meant to say.
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Speaker 1: is to Jesse Kelly's Show and sadly, sadly, Cinco de
Speaker 1: Mayo is coming to an end. It was a blast.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do it again next year. I will
Speaker 1: tell you you can pretty much count on every sink
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Speaker 1: obnoxious as this sink O to Mayo has been because
Speaker 1: I lack maturity and it puts me in a good mood.
Speaker 1: That music puts you in a good mood. Chris, you
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