Speaker 1: You're on two. I'm on one. You Roland. Now, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna click got it, and then I'm gonna play
Speaker 1: this to make it official. That's all we need, and
Speaker 1: it's begun. Welcome to bull Chat. That smells vomitious, dude, No,
Speaker 1: it's not, it does. It's delicious, waffle gridge. It's back, folks.
Speaker 1: It tastes good, smells like ass.
Speaker 2: Now, if I could, I'd have my whole house smell
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: To be quite honest, the maple is so overpowering. I
Speaker 1: don't even think it's real maple.
Speaker 2: No, it's I mean, clearly it's not. It's one step
Speaker 2: below what is it now, pill Pilgrim Mills, what Pershing mills?
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh damn it the new Antemima. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: a lot of saying it's a product that existed. I
Speaker 1: can also say Uncle Ben's yeah, that's don't touch it.
Speaker 1: Pearl River Mill, I think that's right. Yeah, is that right,
Speaker 1: Pearl Mill River Company, something like that.
Speaker 2: Well, regardless, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think like, I don't think any tree was tapped to
Speaker 1: make that cereal, because it's just such an artificial maple
Speaker 1: smell that is nauseating.
Speaker 2: Well, I love that smell. To be quite honest with you,
Speaker 2: I hope one day if we ever do another candle collection,
Speaker 2: oh wink, like maybe not a holiday line, but maybe
Speaker 2: one after a holiday line, wink.
Speaker 1: We would do like a pancake one. Sorry. I just
Speaker 1: needed to smell that to cover up the Oh what
Speaker 1: is this? Oh? Is this coming soon? Andrew?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Let me check. Oh is this coming
Speaker 2: soon as well?
Speaker 1: Oh? That covered the maple smells so nicely.
Speaker 2: Frosty snowballs available soon.
Speaker 1: Stop. Don't say the names yet. They're clever and don't
Speaker 1: let people know what they are yet.
Speaker 2: I will say I do. You'll see it on the
Speaker 2: Serial Killers pc dot com website. But they made fun
Speaker 2: cartoons of us in the rick and more pretty style.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love it. Why my go tea is
Speaker 1: a bit overpowering because I really look, it's really like
Speaker 1: it's just there. But it's not like I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: that I have a goatee.
Speaker 2: A go tee, Well, yeah, you have like a like
Speaker 2: an around thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like I haven't shaved in a while.
Speaker 1: We were gonna do no shape November, right, I'm not allowed. Oh,
Speaker 1: even if it raises money for a good cause. No,
Speaker 1: what if you just overgrow your go tea? I guess
Speaker 1: if it raised money for a Gucci bag, then that
Speaker 1: would be okay. But for a good cause. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'll be allowed to do that. Oh okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I guess that idea is out the window. By the way.
Speaker 1: You know, I used to have a barber that was
Speaker 1: like a thousand years old, and he used to call
Speaker 1: it a van Dyke and I would giggle at that. Why,
Speaker 1: he said, do you I'm gonna shape the van Dyke?
Speaker 1: I have no idea what that means. Well, that's what
Speaker 1: this thing, that's what a go tea is called. Oh
Speaker 1: it is. I don't know why. It must have been
Speaker 1: named after somebody or something, yet it's called a van Dyke. Interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then I guess maybe it got offensive and they changed
Speaker 1: it to goateee. Yeah, so soon it'll be the Pearl River,
Speaker 1: the Pearl River hair facial hat.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get my COVID booster today.
Speaker 1: Oh really? Yeah? How'd you manage that?
Speaker 2: Because in the state of New Jersey, if you work
Speaker 2: in an office place, you are allowed to get one.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: So I'm getting my booster.
Speaker 1: Well, mine's expired in February, so I'm due for something soon. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I don't know what were you, Pfeiser, I was Pfiser.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come with me. You can go to CBS.
Speaker 1: I don't think I should cross state lines. You can.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should.
Speaker 2: Well, because you can go anywhere for your booster. CVS
Speaker 2: has him now Walgreens, Duane read.
Speaker 1: But I don't have any underlying conditions other than the
Speaker 1: fact that I'm a hypochondriac.
Speaker 2: Well, you don't need an underlying condition if you work
Speaker 2: in an office place. It legit says that on the site.
Speaker 2: They just leave that one. Like, listen to the commercial
Speaker 2: next time when like the guy comes on. It's like,
Speaker 2: if you're in need of a COVID nineteen booster, we
Speaker 2: highly recommend everybody gets the third dose of the COVID VACS.
Speaker 1: By the way, everyone says how hot that doctor is?
Speaker 1: Oh is that what you're thinking? No, but I see
Speaker 1: all over social media like, oh, he's a cup of
Speaker 1: tea or whatever they call it. What a glass of
Speaker 1: tall glass of water? What they I think you're right
Speaker 1: on that one tall whatever it is. But yeah, anyway, no, see,
Speaker 1: I would feel weird, like I'm doing something wrong. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to wait till New York says it's cool.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it is. Okay, Look, I'll even do you
Speaker 2: talk for a second.
Speaker 1: Well, somehow my parents got a third MODERNA. How do
Speaker 1: they do that?
Speaker 2: Man, I don't actually and they.
Speaker 1: Did that weeks ago. CVS was just like, okay, I
Speaker 1: don't understand. Yeah, COVID nineteen booster. Maybe we shouldn't be
Speaker 1: talking about COVID shots because we might be turning off
Speaker 1: some people. Andrew, Yeah, whatever, I don't even care about that.
Speaker 1: I was waiting to get it and I needed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it says it right here, New Yorkers. If you're
Speaker 2: at increased because you work in an occupational setting, that's you.
Speaker 1: Really Yes, okay, maybe I'll try it. Yeah, I'll do
Speaker 1: it on a day that I don't want to do
Speaker 1: anything the next day so I can go, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so tired.
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot and I didn't plan it that way,
Speaker 2: and I should have.
Speaker 1: So you're not coming in tomorrow. No, I am, because
Speaker 1: the last time I had it too, I didn't mine.
Speaker 2: So I obviously had COVID and my symptoms for it,
Speaker 2: like and I think I've said this before. The flu
Speaker 2: is worse for me. I have terrible flu symptoms. Did
Speaker 2: you get a flu shot yet? I did get my
Speaker 2: flu shot. I actually waited two weeks between. They were
Speaker 2: gonna give me the booster right there, like they were like,
Speaker 2: do you want.
Speaker 1: Say it's okay, but that's so weird. That doesn't sound
Speaker 1: right to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you don't get them at the same time,
Speaker 2: you're told to wait two weeks between shots. So I
Speaker 2: got my flu shot two weeks ago and today I'm
Speaker 2: getting my COVID booster.
Speaker 1: Well, I do hope you come in tomorrow because I
Speaker 1: believe I'm stopping at Bagel Boss at four o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning. No, I have pizza coming you do, yes? Oh,
Speaker 1: because Elvis is going to be here tomorrow morning. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I was told to get pizza.
Speaker 1: Wow. Well okay, well I'm supposed to get him a
Speaker 1: whole grain bagel toasted.
Speaker 2: I want a Beli with strawberry creamchees It is the
Speaker 2: weirdest combo. Can we just talk about that cream?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, because Bali is strawberry. I have onions,
Speaker 1: like like gooey onions in the middle, a little hole
Speaker 1: that's not a hole. Those are some of my favorites.
Speaker 1: Just so you know, three quarters of our audience right
Speaker 1: now is going, what is a bali? Because when I
Speaker 1: lived in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, I would say, hey, do
Speaker 1: they sell me? Did they sell biali's here? And they
Speaker 1: were like what what they know? Like there are certain
Speaker 1: parts of the country where you can say something and
Speaker 1: people will have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I need the scary board thing because I need every
Speaker 2: time that you say something about Iowa, I want a
Speaker 2: president button and a jingle to play like that's an
Speaker 2: Iowa manshit, Okay.
Speaker 1: Like an explosion of some sort. Well, I mean, what
Speaker 1: are some words that people don't understand in other parts
Speaker 1: of the country. Malamars they don't have them nationwide. No,
Speaker 1: that's like the biggest thing. I know. It's a New
Speaker 1: York thing, but I'm pretty sure that they are shipped nationwide.
Speaker 2: They are not, because I'll tell you something. Coaster Boy
Speaker 2: Josh from Cleveland, Yeah, when they came out, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I love malamars. She's like, what, like malamars?
Speaker 2: They are these delicious things, And He's like, yeah, we
Speaker 2: don't have those. Well, I know, Danielle, they're only a
Speaker 2: regional thing.
Speaker 1: I know that they are a winter cookie. Let me
Speaker 1: just call they come up. She's not the expert I
Speaker 1: know about them. Also, I know that the I know
Speaker 1: that the first Malamar was made in Hoboken, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Yeah, of course, duh. Who wouldn't. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't. You had no idea. No I knew. And
Speaker 1: they're a product of Nobisco. Like, why are you calling her?
Speaker 1: Because I just want some clarity? Owned Byndoli.
Speaker 2: Hi, you're on bull Chat. You're on bull Chat the
Speaker 2: Serial Killers Sister podcast.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 2: We're talking about Malamar's their regional item. Correct, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I told you I think that they're national, but now
Speaker 1: come out in the cold months and they come out
Speaker 1: in the cold months in the winter because they can't
Speaker 1: melt in the store that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, if Sheldon tells you any additional supplemental information, please
Speaker 2: have him call us.
Speaker 1: And do you know what the wait, do you know
Speaker 1: what the do you know what the warmer month equivalent is?
Speaker 1: Know what pin wheels? It's almost the same.
Speaker 3: I don't understand why those don't melt.
Speaker 1: And the other ones do because the one probably has
Speaker 1: fake chocolate and the other ones not. I don't know
Speaker 1: that one of them is shaped a little bit different,
Speaker 1: but they're both in thebisco, so I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your time, Daniellemars.
Speaker 3: In the fridge they taste better.
Speaker 2: Oh they do, okay, love you by.
Speaker 1: Or the freezer. You know, that was the thing when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. See when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: Drake's cakes, you know, by the way, that was regional
Speaker 1: also for a while. Now you can get them all
Speaker 1: over the country, but yodels and ring dings and coffee
Speaker 1: cakes and all that. When I was little, they used
Speaker 1: to come and foil individually wrapped foil. Oh wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so in the box in the you know, the multi
Speaker 1: pack box, they would be foil individually wrapped and you'd
Speaker 1: put them in the freezer and they would be awesome.
Speaker 1: The cream inside would freeze and would oh.
Speaker 2: I have to say quick thank you to everybody. I
Speaker 2: know it's a couple of weeks out, but for coming
Speaker 2: to the Wine and Food Festival.
Speaker 1: Oh you know how many listeners came, so many of
Speaker 1: the podcast They were so nice there were a few. Actually, yes,
Speaker 1: there was some that said I listened every week And
Speaker 1: I said, really, you listened to this crap every week? Yes,
Speaker 1: And it was really crazy because obviously Elvis was doing
Speaker 1: photos and stuff, and then people would be like, cauld
Speaker 1: I take a picture with you two.
Speaker 2: And I was like, uh, well, I could get in
Speaker 2: trouble for this, bout take a picture.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Someone said to me, she's like, is Andrew here?
Speaker 1: I didn't see Andrew? And I'm like, yeah, he's here.
Speaker 1: He's got a lot to do, but he's here somewhere.
Speaker 2: I did fifteen thousand steps on Friday, well, a couple
Speaker 2: of fridays ago.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, you definitely do a lot of
Speaker 1: work and you're very much appreciated Andrew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was very very That was it. That was
Speaker 2: a big event. But it's so nice to see people
Speaker 2: that listen to the podcast and actually like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I mean there's there's you know, a handful
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there was a couple.
Speaker 1: No people that actually like it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, well you know, the reviews are still
Speaker 2: four point nine that we're winning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, what else? Snack cakes? Oh we passed that.
Speaker 2: No, we can still talk about snack cakes there are like,
Speaker 2: by the way, Michelle is coming back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I spoke to her. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: set that up just so you know. Yeah, no way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were in the little lounge there and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you gotta come back on and now that you can
Speaker 1: come in, you can, you know, she said in November?
Speaker 2: Yes, perfect, Yeah, and we also have to talk to
Speaker 2: Ethan who was also on Survivor with her. He came
Speaker 2: up with the cereal bowl.
Speaker 1: Cool. Was he there too?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: He was not. He in New Hampshire. I saw a
Speaker 1: bunch of people back there. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean because I had do you know.
Speaker 2: I used every single one of those wrist bands, all
Speaker 2: sixty nine of them, all sixty nine of them. And
Speaker 2: then the worst was everyone was like sixty nine. I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: guess you gave me the wrist bands, Scottie. And then
Speaker 2: they were like, oh that makes sense, no, because I
Speaker 2: pulled one off the thing. There were seventy originally, but
Speaker 2: I pulled one off for myself before I got there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there you go. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, so tasty cake, yes,
Speaker 1: very very Pennsylvania. Philadelphia area didn't always have them in
Speaker 1: New York, but they've made their way over here. Then
Speaker 1: you have your little Debbies, which are nationwide. But first
Speaker 1: of all, these snack cakes, they are baked so long ago.
Speaker 1: Like I see the Drake's truck on the on the
Speaker 1: Expressway at like four o'clock in the morning. It's just
Speaker 1: fresh delivering that stuff was not made like this week,
Speaker 1: even maybe sometimes even this month. Are those the ones
Speaker 1: that have like the Apple what they were like filled
Speaker 1: with things? What?
Speaker 2: Like the cakes?
Speaker 1: What brand? All the brands they all make almost the
Speaker 1: same things, like the pies. Every company makes a pie, Hostess, Drakes,
Speaker 1: Toasty Cake, Hostess, Apple ones. Let me tell you something
Speaker 1: so you know we've done this before. We've done Hostess before,
Speaker 1: because I talked about the Magician, the lemon that I
Speaker 1: like with the milk, the whole thing. Yes, that's why
Speaker 1: I was going other brands. Oh okay, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I'll continue then. But the Drake's pies I'm not a
Speaker 1: fan of. There are like the two little squares instead
Speaker 1: of the big fat one.
Speaker 2: Are you a fan of Twinkies?
Speaker 1: I was. I haven't had one a very long.
Speaker 2: Time, but you could eat the cream out of one
Speaker 2: I could.
Speaker 1: My favorite was always the chocoldile. Though, was the chocolate
Speaker 1: covered Twinkie.
Speaker 2: Hmmmm?
Speaker 1: I didn't even know there was a chocolate cover twinkie. Honest,
Speaker 1: come on, man, I don't think I really Again, I'm
Speaker 1: not really a dessert person. When we were kids, they
Speaker 1: were called choco diles. Now they call them chocolate covered twinkies.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: I would pick a steak or a cheeseburger any day
Speaker 2: over like a dessert item like ice cream. You could
Speaker 2: put a whole Sunday in front of me and I'm like, eh,
Speaker 2: but a cheeseburger m all day every day.
Speaker 1: See, when I used to eat the Sundays, I would
Speaker 1: be more excited for a Sunday. No, like a steak
Speaker 1: is my jam. I ruined my dinner on Saturday. Saturday
Speaker 1: we had so we just had our kitchen redone, and
Speaker 1: we haven't really had any big dinner things there yet.
Speaker 1: I mean, Amy's cooked a little bit and I cooked
Speaker 1: a couple of Hello Fresh meals and whatever. Sorry, but
Speaker 1: we hosted somebody's birthday party because their house wasn't big
Speaker 1: enough for it, and we had a bunch of people
Speaker 1: over it, and so they hired a chef came over
Speaker 1: and cooked steak and shrimp and the whole nine yards
Speaker 1: and it was delicious. And I don't remember the point that,
Speaker 1: oh I ruined my dinner. So at like two o'clock
Speaker 1: that day, I hadn't had lunch yet and I was hungry.
Speaker 1: So I went to Five Guys and I had a
Speaker 1: burger and fries, and I should not have. Immediately after
Speaker 1: I ate it, I was like and I kept burping
Speaker 1: up the fries, and I felt so full and bloated
Speaker 1: and nauseated until about six o'clock and then I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, fine, now I can eat a little bit
Speaker 1: of food, but I'm very bad like that. I'll know
Speaker 1: that I have dinner coming up, and I'll ruin it
Speaker 1: and there's nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 2: Five Guys, I have to say, like chain burger style,
Speaker 2: that's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: When I had COVID, I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I just craved a five Guys cheeseburger. It was one
Speaker 2: of my favorite things in the entire world in my brain,
Speaker 2: and when I couldn't taste or eat anything, I was like,
Speaker 2: one day, I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to get that cheeseburger. And it's going to all
Speaker 1: be okay. And then I did.
Speaker 2: I got myself a gigantic five guys cheeseburger when I
Speaker 2: even had the slightest semblance of taste.
Speaker 1: Again, it's funny because I had the option on one
Speaker 1: side of the road with Shakeshack. On the other side
Speaker 1: was five guys.
Speaker 2: Oh, Shakeshack is Shakeshack is the most underwhelming of the options.
Speaker 2: I don't care what anybody says about five guys. I
Speaker 2: don't care what anybody says about in and out Shakeshack. Besides,
Speaker 2: it's chicken sandwich, eh, eh.
Speaker 1: Do you have a bear Burger near you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Bear Burgers are delicious. No, they just started. If you
Speaker 1: have a bear Burger near you. They have a chicken
Speaker 1: line now it's called like the Naked Chicken or something chicken.
Speaker 1: But you can only order it online. You can't go
Speaker 1: to the restaurant and get it, which is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1: They make it there, but they won't serve it to
Speaker 1: you there. You have to order it for delivery or
Speaker 1: for pickup, which is really strange. So I'd like to
Speaker 1: it's a great story. Well, what kind of fry person
Speaker 1: are you? What kind of fry like French fries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've never had this conversation. We may have maybe
Speaker 2: on a Serial Killers episode.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think I don't know when we
Speaker 1: did the whole you love Wendy's thing? Is that? Like,
Speaker 1: did we do the French fry talk? No? No, be sure.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever said my undying love for
Speaker 2: waffle fries. I don't want to repeat French fry talk.
Speaker 2: If we did it already, Well, I don't know what
Speaker 2: your favorite fries? Did you know mine was waffle?
Speaker 1: I thought yours was Wendy's.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, like French fry type a crinkle cut.
Speaker 1: I'm a tot guy. I'm all about tots fry. It's
Speaker 1: a potato product that, yes, it is. It is. If
Speaker 1: you go to the potato section, go to the alrida
Speaker 1: and there's all different shapes. No, there's tots there. Tots
Speaker 1: are their own Brandy Teter. Tots are not considered French fries.
Speaker 1: There are potato either as a waffle that's not a
Speaker 1: French fry that's waffle cut.
Speaker 2: Yes, but it's still is a genuine like a general
Speaker 2: for French fry.
Speaker 1: So if you get the Miley face from what's what's
Speaker 1: that company? Yes, that's a French fry. So why is
Speaker 1: it tater tot? Not because it's a shade.
Speaker 2: It's a tater tot. What it's a tater tot? That
Speaker 2: think about what a think about what a French fry is?
Speaker 1: Nine times out of ten, or actually all ten times
Speaker 1: out of ten, it's just gotten mushy potato inside of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tater tot is all little.
Speaker 1: Slices of potatoes mixed up and then deep fried. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and say it's okay to consider that
Speaker 1: a French fry is not because tater tots are different.
Speaker 2: They can make tater tots different. That's why they have
Speaker 2: like what.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are the good veggie ones? They
Speaker 1: had a veggie one, the cauliflower tots. Yeah, Daniel's here, Hi,
Speaker 1: daniel Hey, Danielle, do you want to be on bull chat?
Speaker 3: You called me during in the other room.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a quick question? No? I both
Speaker 1: mikes aer on you can go in that way. So
Speaker 1: Andrew's yelling at me because he asked. He asked me
Speaker 1: what my favorite type of French fry is.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, let's ask Danielle, what's your favorite
Speaker 2: type of French fry.
Speaker 1: Not brand, not where from, like what shape?
Speaker 2: Probably crinkle cut, shoe string.
Speaker 1: Crinkle cut is probably my favorite. Okay, now I said
Speaker 1: tater tot and he's like, no, that's not a French fry.
Speaker 2: French tater tuts are not French fries.
Speaker 1: If you go to the French fry section, the al
Speaker 1: ride a bag tater tots. It's just a different shape.
Speaker 2: Tots are not a potato.
Speaker 1: You know what I gotta say. It does taste more
Speaker 1: like a hash brown, and we would not call hash
Speaker 1: browns French fries. I don't know, like waving it everyone
Speaker 1: it is. I kind of am with Andrew on the Scottie. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: it's like it's kind of like a hash fine, if
Speaker 1: you want another one, then I like, alright, a crispers there,
Speaker 1: it's French fry, but they're really crispy. I like those.
Speaker 1: I do love a good crispy fry. I do. That
Speaker 1: depends and I'm not talking I'm not talking about well done.
Speaker 1: I don't mean well, don't you guys think of sweet
Speaker 1: potato fries. I love them, I take them, but I
Speaker 1: don't like truffle oil fries. They're okay, I don't love them.
Speaker 1: Sometimes gives me a headache. You know what, you can
Speaker 1: lead a couple.
Speaker 2: Why do you get a headache from truffle oil?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's not a thing, but it's.
Speaker 1: A different time.
Speaker 2: That's another show.
Speaker 1: That Serial Killers after dark. I love you bye, all right,
Speaker 1: So it's been decided tater tots are not No. I
Speaker 1: think we should put a pole up? Can we put
Speaker 1: a pull up on cereal? When this airs? Okay?
Speaker 3: Pull up?
Speaker 1: You know I have to. I must say, though, there's
Speaker 1: probably been about a dozen times throughout this podcast history
Speaker 1: where you say, you know what, I'm gonna put up
Speaker 1: a pole and you never ever do. Can you put
Speaker 1: a reminder on your phone friend to put French fry pole?
Speaker 1: If not, I'm sure carry hedges or somebody else will
Speaker 1: tell me. Where's the.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I'm glad that we look. I'm glad that we have
Speaker 1: pain in the ass listeners like that that reminds us
Speaker 1: when we don't do something well.
Speaker 2: I think they're just keeping us in check.
Speaker 1: I don't mean pain in the ass, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean in a good way.
Speaker 2: See look at this, Look at that that is a
Speaker 2: charcouterie platter I could get into.
Speaker 1: Is there a tot there? No, because tots are not fries. Well,
Speaker 1: wedge shouldn't be fries an either, Yes, they are, because
Speaker 1: it's a solid potato wedge. That's what they're called potato wedges.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that you're considered. That's just to
Speaker 1: cut up potato. Right.
Speaker 2: Oh, No, tots are not fries. Tots are pieces of
Speaker 2: potato deep fried.
Speaker 1: So then the smiles shouldn't be French fries either.
Speaker 2: Yes they are because when you bite into a cane them.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Yeah, we're telling it's called McCain.
Speaker 1: Is the brand great?
Speaker 2: But that is the Let me just google tots not French.
Speaker 1: Just say, are tots French fries? I'll ask siri our
Speaker 1: tato tots French fries?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Dead Spin did a whole article on it. So to
Speaker 2: the party, they aren't French fries. I know they're in
Speaker 2: the French fry aisle, but they're not fries. Well they're
Speaker 2: saying it wanders into the is a hot dog sandwich thing.
Speaker 1: You might have just echoed for a little while because
Speaker 1: I had the other mic on or whatever whenever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah, they said it veers into is hot
Speaker 2: dog a sandwich territory, which no, it is not.
Speaker 1: No, I would say it's not either, but if you
Speaker 1: want to get technical, then it could be.
Speaker 2: But we can't even get technical on this one because
Speaker 2: it's two different potato shapes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure there are fifty percent of people say
Speaker 1: they are fries and fifty percent say they're not.
Speaker 2: What do I win when I win this pole? And
Speaker 2: it's like unanimously like everyone says this is dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Andrew, there's no there's no winner here.
Speaker 2: There has to be. No, there's always a winner.
Speaker 1: Not in this stupid argument.
Speaker 2: Well, did you know I did my Survivor video?
Speaker 1: I do know that because Michelle told me what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said I did. She told me that you submitted it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't submit anything yet. Oh she told
Speaker 1: me something I don't know. I was only like half
Speaker 1: list name because it was very loud there and hot.
Speaker 1: It was hot and loud, very hot. Yes, I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not put enough powder on that night. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that much powder. Yeah. Oh are we talking
Speaker 1: about the powder? Uh huh? Got it? Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys know what I'm talking about. Yeah, no, no, it
Speaker 1: definitely does work, you ladies. FDS. What's up now?
Speaker 2: Gold Bonne works, great, goldbond.
Speaker 1: Okay, no gold bond stings? It burns. Well, you can
Speaker 1: only use straight up baby powder.
Speaker 2: If you have any open orifices, then yeah, it'll sting.
Speaker 2: But maybe you're wiping too hard.
Speaker 1: And that's I don't put it there, you dope. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're scratching something too hard. I don't know me move on,
Speaker 1: because this is going from French fries to balls and
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. Well, a potato ball would be a
Speaker 1: fry then too.
Speaker 2: Well, again, it depends on how it's shaped.
Speaker 1: If you made me deep fried balls that are potato,
Speaker 1: then I would say, yeah, that's technically a French fry. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean all right, I don't want to argue about this.
Speaker 1: It's stupid.
Speaker 2: So what else potato fries would be good?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: You know what? Somebody sent us topics they did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: if your men actually sent me one, No, it wasn't Newman.
Speaker 1: Newman sent me one. Some dude sent them on Instagram
Speaker 1: or god, new min What is this? No, this can't
Speaker 1: be real. Is this real? They've done it? Again, cinnamon
Speaker 1: toast crunch pizza rolls. Oh I saw those to totinos? WHOA,
Speaker 1: that can't be real. You can't call them a pizza roll.
Speaker 1: There's no pizza in it. Okay, I don't think that's real.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, I don't like the name. Is that real?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is? Yeah no, I don't think it is. No,
Speaker 1: it is. Why would they call it a pizza roll, Andrew?
Speaker 1: When it's just Creamy's pizza rolls. But it's not pizza.
Speaker 1: Are a roll, Andrew, cinnamon toast crunch. You can't call
Speaker 1: it pizza Okay.
Speaker 2: So here's where your fallacy starts. And this is where
Speaker 2: you know I have to now stick up for it.
Speaker 1: Says mythical. It's not real, Andrew, what hashtag mythical? Would
Speaker 1: you buy these? Halftag hashtag mythical? Please blame? That makes
Speaker 1: me sad. I didn't read the caption well. And because
Speaker 1: you know what a pizza role can't.
Speaker 2: Be that well, I would say it's just totinas, Tino's
Speaker 2: pizza roles, like they.
Speaker 1: Could make frozen cinnamon toast crunch things like that. You
Speaker 1: can't call them totinos.
Speaker 2: But but if Totino's the company made it, Pearl River
Speaker 2: Milling Company, whatever it's called. They're not milling pearls.
Speaker 1: Andrew. Why would Totinos make cinnamon toast crunch anything.
Speaker 2: Because if they own the patent of like a little
Speaker 2: fluffy thing that they could fill up and it's like
Speaker 2: in the microwave.
Speaker 1: Although look, I will say that they're all General Mills related.
Speaker 1: That I know because Totino's also has box tops on it,
Speaker 1: and so doa Cinemato's Crunch in their General Mills family members.
Speaker 2: But no, I gotta say I ate Adjorno's pizza. I
Speaker 2: was not Adjorno's person, but then I started buying it
Speaker 2: because like, hey, why spend money on like Seamless or
Speaker 2: Uber eats when you could just go grocery shopping and
Speaker 2: get one of those.
Speaker 1: They don't make half bad pizza. I'm not saying it's great.
Speaker 1: Look that's the trick. I'm into any frozen pizza. I
Speaker 1: don't love it, you know, I wouldn't go for it first.
Speaker 1: But there is some There are some decent ones like
Speaker 1: the one that Elvis likes. Table what is it, Salia
Speaker 1: DiNapoli No table ladies that also, Yeah, yeah, there's there's
Speaker 1: so many.
Speaker 2: The Talia Dinanapoli one. I got that a couple of
Speaker 2: months ago. And let me tell you something that legit
Speaker 2: comes out like an Italian like pizza. Like you're in Italy. Okay,
Speaker 2: oh okay, so good, and you're shocked that it's actually
Speaker 2: like a pizza that you make in the oven.
Speaker 1: Well that's usually where you make pizza.
Speaker 2: So what I was trying to say is it's brick
Speaker 2: oven pizza. So when you reheat it, it tastes real good.
Speaker 1: Oh, I say, yeah, I see. There is a journal
Speaker 1: that I really like. Actually, they make a spinach and
Speaker 1: mushroom one that's actually what's that face for?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: Don't put either of that on pizza.
Speaker 2: Uh. I'm not a big mushroom on pizza fan. I
Speaker 2: love mushrooms, don't get me wrong. I could I make
Speaker 2: a really good risotto mushroom risto, but I on pizza.
Speaker 2: Something about the rubbery texture of a mushroom kind of
Speaker 2: like mixes it up for me.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. If you go to a pizza place
Speaker 1: that uses canned mushrooms, that's no bueno. But when they
Speaker 1: use the fresh ones, delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think good sounds better.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I would eat them. But I used
Speaker 1: to go to a pizza place and never once in
Speaker 1: a while they would use canned mushrooms and I'd be like, dude,
Speaker 1: no one.
Speaker 2: Of my I had had a friend over during the
Speaker 2: summer and we ordered pizza and he wanted sardines on it.
Speaker 1: Ew I know, like, not even anchovy sardines.
Speaker 2: No sardines, unlike a pizza. It was the nastiest thing
Speaker 2: was I was shocked in horror, truly. It was not
Speaker 2: good at all, Like it was terrible.
Speaker 1: Ugh, sorry, someone just wanted to come in and threw
Speaker 1: me off.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I was just talking about stinky sardines on pizza.
Speaker 1: I got it. It's funny because my mom used to
Speaker 1: ask me to buy her cans of sardines. I don't
Speaker 1: know why.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Jackie likes sardines. Jackie likes sardines
Speaker 2: as well. You were frozen online. Oh okay, yeah, Jackie
Speaker 2: likes sardines. She likes anchovis, any of that. She's a fan.
Speaker 1: No can meat, canned fish, no, well, no, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: canned oily gross fish. Yeah. No, but tuna, I'll have
Speaker 1: tuna to can. Oh.
Speaker 2: I am not a tuna fish fan. I feel like
Speaker 2: maybe as I get older, that might be one of
Speaker 2: those things that all of a sudden switches for me
Speaker 2: one day and I'm like, I want to eat tuna
Speaker 2: fish all the time, but if it tastes like it smells,
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a thing. Every once in a while, I
Speaker 1: be like, oh, can of tuna in the closet, and
Speaker 1: I'll open it and I'll stick my finger in it
Speaker 1: while I'm pushing the top down, and I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 1: my finger stinks of tuna. It's under my nail. O good.
Speaker 1: You could stop talking. And if you buy the one
Speaker 1: that's packed an oil by mistake instead of the water,
Speaker 1: that stinky oil is just all over the place. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm good. What's the matter?
Speaker 2: I hate everything about this convers as.
Speaker 1: Like I don't understand the canned salmon like Bumblebee also
Speaker 1: has like canned salmon, like that's the same consistency as
Speaker 1: the tuna, and I don't get that. And they do
Speaker 1: chicken also, I don't had chicken in a can.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I've.
Speaker 1: Seen the chicken in the can. I've thought to myself,
Speaker 1: would that tastes good? I heard you like chicken in
Speaker 1: a can? What what chicken in it?
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know, chicken in a can. They have lots
Speaker 1: of weird canned things. Yeah, like there's all kinds of
Speaker 1: fish and cans and canned bread, canned meat and canned bread.
Speaker 2: There was canned bread.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. It was a thing.
Speaker 2: They had legit bread in a can like spotted dick.
Speaker 1: I will open bread. Just keep talking. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: spotted dick is bread in a can. It's like it's
Speaker 1: bread pudding. They have that in England. I'm not being dirty.
Speaker 1: We talk about on the show all the time, and
Speaker 1: it's actually pretty delicious. BNM brown bread BNM. I know
Speaker 1: that company. Yeah, what can I see it? Yes, sir, oh,
Speaker 1: they're the ones that make the baked beans. I've you
Speaker 1: know what. I've seen that, Andrew. But I don't think
Speaker 1: it's actually bread. I really don't. I think they call
Speaker 1: it that, but I don't think it's bread.
Speaker 2: Well, in Japan they also have like loafs of bread
Speaker 2: in a can like see.
Speaker 1: Because I've seen coupons for B and M. It was
Speaker 1: that the BNM one. No, no, this is a Japanese one.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Why would you bread in a can't
Speaker 1: is it baked? Is it just ready to go? Yes?
Speaker 1: You pop it and need it.
Speaker 2: Yes, because they're their vending machines can do hot and cold.
Speaker 2: So if you order soup, it comes out in a
Speaker 2: can and hot, and then you open it up and
Speaker 2: you drink your soup on the go and.
Speaker 1: Do not burn your fingers on the hot can. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not the smartest thing. But bread bread
Speaker 1: I want to find that because they do sell it.
Speaker 1: What yeah, for one can. No, they sell it in
Speaker 1: supermarkets here because it's on the coupon with the beans,
Speaker 1: So there are some places that must sell it.
Speaker 2: They're selling you. Well, it's interesting that you're saying that
Speaker 2: because you're a combo. Oh yeah, look at the good
Speaker 2: That looks so nasty.
Speaker 1: What do you see? No, that just looks like No,
Speaker 1: that looks like the cranberry sauce that you take out
Speaker 1: of the can. Yeah, I guess. And I want When
Speaker 1: they say brown bread, I wonder if it's sweet like
Speaker 1: the cheesecake factory brown bread?
Speaker 2: Oh no, who makes the best bread out back? Out
Speaker 2: back has the.
Speaker 1: Brown load with the butter? Oh my god, I do
Speaker 1: like that. What kind of butter? Bread is that it's
Speaker 1: it's all death bread and butter. I don't know it's
Speaker 1: so bad for you, but lave. Yeah, well, they sell
Speaker 1: the Cheesecake Factory brown bread in the supermarket. Now if
Speaker 1: you go to the bakery section, you'll find the rolls
Speaker 1: and they even sell loaves of Cheesecake Factory brown bread.
Speaker 2: Oh and it's bad for you, well, I.
Speaker 1: Mean no, the butter on it is. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know what everything's bad for you. Dude, we're all
Speaker 1: gonna die. Who cares? Just eat when you like, says
Speaker 1: the person who doesn't eat donuts anymore. Although I have
Speaker 1: gone up a brass eye in the last month or so.
Speaker 1: Oh really, I can't take pictures from the side anymore
Speaker 1: because I don't know. Look at that. Did slim Fast
Speaker 1: not work? No? Can I tell you something about that? What?
Speaker 1: It worked? Great? But then we got on a call
Speaker 1: with them, and I thought that I was going to
Speaker 1: endorse them, so I put on a few pounds so
Speaker 1: when I had to start again it would work. And
Speaker 1: then that all fell through. So I have a few
Speaker 1: pounds on now and I don't know what to do
Speaker 1: with them. So you're carrying some extra weight these days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe some other weight loss company. They'll come along and say, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to get ready your moves, try us.
Speaker 2: Where it comes to worse when Scary starts doctor Fat Loss, Yeah,
Speaker 2: which he inevitably will.
Speaker 1: Okay one day, that.
Speaker 2: Endorsement's just gonna your body can't continue to lose rapid
Speaker 2: amounts of weight at the same time every year.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean he plumps up all year in preparation
Speaker 1: for that, So I'm going to laugh my ass off
Speaker 1: in the jam where they don't buy him, and he's
Speaker 1: just like, wait a minute, two hundred and fifty pounds,
Speaker 1: what do I do? And he just can't stop.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing. But he's also I feel like
Speaker 2: from his first time doing it to now, it's not
Speaker 2: the same. Like when he first did he was like
Speaker 2: I lost seventy five pounds, and then the year after
Speaker 2: that it was like I lost fifty pounds, and then
Speaker 2: it was I lost twenty five pounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, soon it's going to be like.
Speaker 2: I am going for a healthier lifestyle.
Speaker 1: Just so you know, all their five pounds, all their
Speaker 1: slices or whatever the hell they call him. Yeah, listen
Speaker 1: to this also, and they're going to get in touch
Speaker 1: with Scary and let him know what we're talking about it.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to say. I wish him
Speaker 2: well on his weight loss journey, and we thank doctor
Speaker 2: fat Loss for helping.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't think he wants to be on that journey.
Speaker 1: The fact that he comes in here and eats literally
Speaker 1: gobs of M and m's every morning. I don't know
Speaker 1: what a gob is, but it's a lot. So, oh,
Speaker 1: what are you giving out for Halloween? In a couple
Speaker 1: of days, I do you not participate? I will not
Speaker 1: be home. Do you leave a little bucket in front
Speaker 1: of your door? No, because I will have to leave
Speaker 1: it like rude for three days. So what you should
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 2: Well, this is also my first Halloween in my new building,
Speaker 2: so I don't know how many kids are in my building.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true, you live in an apartment building. Yeah. See,
Speaker 1: we go out trigger treating with the kids and we
Speaker 1: leave the bucket in front of the house, and you know,
Speaker 1: you just hope that the kids take one. But then
Speaker 1: I look on my ring camera and you have the
Speaker 1: little jerk off that brings a pillowcase and dumps the
Speaker 1: whole thing in and haaa and runs away. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: but he's got a mask, so you don't know who
Speaker 1: he is.
Speaker 2: I always like it because this is the time of
Speaker 2: year that inside edition starts being like Halloween, like our
Speaker 2: trick or treat massacre, and it's like that'll show like
Speaker 2: a mom going up and being like emptying.
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, taking the whole thing. Yeah, those those
Speaker 1: pop up this time of year. Yeah. Do they put
Speaker 1: razor blades and apples anymore?
Speaker 2: No, that's like the same thing. Like now, like edibles
Speaker 2: like marijuana edibles in certain packaging that looks very much
Speaker 2: like will like branded or yeah, and they're like, watch out,
Speaker 2: your kids could be getting edibles. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: No one's putting a fifty dollars package of edibles inside
Speaker 2: of their candy bowl. You don't make that mistake. It's
Speaker 2: not a thing.
Speaker 1: Did you hear that a teacher or a school bus
Speaker 1: driver or something like that. I forget what state. It
Speaker 1: was a couple of weeks ago. They accidly it was
Speaker 1: a teacher. She accidentally gave her class her edibles instead
Speaker 1: of the gummy bears that they were doing some sort
Speaker 1: of experiment or something with, and all the kids ate them,
Speaker 1: and it was a big thing. I'm pretty sure she
Speaker 1: got fired.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they all probably took a nice nap in between,
Speaker 2: probably crying.
Speaker 1: Some because they weren't sure what's happening. So but when
Speaker 1: we were little, it was watch out for the man
Speaker 1: in the black car, and everybody checked there. First of all,
Speaker 1: who the hell gives apples for Halloween? Like when we
Speaker 1: were kids, people gave out apples and pennies? What what? Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: my childhood was terrible. We got apples and pennies. There
Speaker 1: was a lady we used to call her the Mean Lady.
Speaker 1: She was a nasty, nasty bitch. She lived in this
Speaker 1: house and she would scream at anybody that even like
Speaker 1: stepped on her property. Not even just for Halloween, but ever,
Speaker 1: we set up a little snoopy snow cone ice stand
Speaker 1: across the street from her, on the corner, and she
Speaker 1: would scream, bloody murder like it was. She would come
Speaker 1: out in this house coat and just scream at us.
Speaker 1: She would scream at the whole neighborhood. We were so
Speaker 1: happy when she died. But on Halloween, okay, on Halloween,
Speaker 1: she would give us pennies and we're like all right,
Speaker 1: we'll take your money, or yeah, you know, I mean
Speaker 1: it's not even really money. You're taking a penny. What
Speaker 1: can you really do? She would give it. She would
Speaker 1: give each kid like a handful of pennies. Back in
Speaker 1: the eighties, pennies were cool. This woman sounds like she
Speaker 1: was insane. She was insane. Her husband had died and
Speaker 1: she lived by herself, and she just yelled at everybody everyone.
Speaker 1: She definitely should have been on some sort of medication.
Speaker 1: But you know, back then, no one addressed that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff, and they just yelled. The ladies got a problem.
Speaker 1: She's hilarious because she doesn't have a man. Did you
Speaker 1: have a snoopy snowcone machine? I did? Actually, well, they
Speaker 1: brought him back for your childhood.
Speaker 2: I tried doing a yard sale once and it just
Speaker 2: wasn't It didn't go well. I had like a bunch
Speaker 2: of old video games and we tried to sell them
Speaker 2: outside of our friend's house and it never We held
Speaker 2: onto everything.
Speaker 1: Oh, we have a we had a group garage show,
Speaker 1: like a neighborhood garage shall last weekend. Oh fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how it went, because it's actually coming
Speaker 1: up that we're recording this before that, So I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that. Oh but yeah, no, I gathered up all
Speaker 1: my stuff and put it on the table last weekend,
Speaker 1: and you know, I made a bunch of money. Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yard sales are interesting because I feel like they're very
Speaker 1: much hit or miss. I've done very well. I have.
Speaker 1: We had one or two at our house. But you
Speaker 1: always get those people. I'll give you fifty cents, No,
Speaker 1: it's ten dollars seventy five. No, I don't want your
Speaker 1: seventy five.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, you know, no, unless it's in everything must
Speaker 2: go sale where it's literally like I'm moving tomorrow and
Speaker 2: I need to get rid of this crap.
Speaker 1: Well yes, and that was the garage cell that Amy
Speaker 1: sold all my cargo shorts like some lady came in,
Speaker 1: but all my cargo shorts for twenty dollars. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: like fifteen pair of cargo shorts for twenty bucks. Damn.
Speaker 1: It was a sad day. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean when I was moving a couple months ago,
Speaker 2: I was on offer.
Speaker 1: Up that website. No no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Offer up work great for me.
Speaker 1: I had a bad experience.
Speaker 2: I need to get rid of my bedroom for interest set.
Speaker 2: I tried selling it for a one to fifty. I
Speaker 2: sold my whole thing for fifty dollars. Did they pick
Speaker 2: it up from you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, see this guy made me deliver it, eh.
Speaker 1: And then you know I said no in the details.
Speaker 1: He handed me cash and it wasn't even close to
Speaker 1: what we agreed on. And then he pretended he didn't
Speaker 1: speak English, and I was scared because there were like
Speaker 1: three guys there, and I just left. It was not
Speaker 1: a good experience at all. No thank you. Something tells
Speaker 1: me I'm witnessing this in my head now and I
Speaker 1: don't know where it's going wrong, but I just see
Speaker 1: you getting handful of money and like three really nice
Speaker 1: guys being like, ohla, mego, and you'd be like, no,
Speaker 1: it was nothing to trust me. It was. It was very,
Speaker 1: very shady. And there was another time. Didn't you try
Speaker 1: using your Spanish accent like you did with your repair man.
Speaker 1: It wasn't Spanish. I don't know what it was. It
Speaker 1: wasn't Spanish, but I know that I could have handled like,
Speaker 1: oh la, senor Moucho don or de Naro very money. Yes,
Speaker 1: you would have said very money to him, oh, I
Speaker 1: said mos Dinero Baint the Dolores Mos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you know, yeah, at least that's better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's better.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And he would have said, uh, what are they
Speaker 1: what's the bad word? Yeah, they said puta. I didn't
Speaker 1: kick me or something. I don't know, but I did have.
Speaker 1: There was one time when I sold a bike on
Speaker 1: It was on Facebook, Marketplace or whatever it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and again I was scared. So I met the guy
Speaker 1: at the police station. I said, yeah, well, no, the
Speaker 1: the police precinct by my house has a sign that
Speaker 1: says safe space for online sales, and they have like
Speaker 1: a parking lot for that. It's like monitored by cameras
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. It's in the back of the
Speaker 1: police precinct. So I figured if the guy was willing
Speaker 1: to meet me at the police precinct, then it would
Speaker 1: be okay, you know. So he came from, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, forty miles away, bought the bike. Wow, yep,
Speaker 1: from a police precinct. That's great. And I tell you
Speaker 1: what else happened on that particular transaction. No, it was
Speaker 1: because I was I was talking with the mom and
Speaker 1: she sent her husband and her son and they came
Speaker 1: in this jankety truck, and I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: they were kind of like weary of the transaction and
Speaker 1: so was I. And they wound up, you know, taking it.
Speaker 1: And then I emailed the mom and said everything went great,
Speaker 1: Thanks so much, and she said, oh, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: My son's been saving up for months because he really
Speaker 1: wanted that bicycle. And I felt bad and I refunded
Speaker 1: them fifty dollars because I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a good guy today. Here you go,
Speaker 1: so wow, look at this halo? Yeah you see that? Yeah, except,
Speaker 1: why are we in hell? It is hot in here? Seriously? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's gone back. How are you hot?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the extra pounds that too. No, it's kind
Speaker 2: of cold.
Speaker 1: I'm seventy four degrees in here. I'm still cold.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing my nice sweatshirt, jeans.
Speaker 1: You're not wearing you're wearing jeans. I'm wearing it. But
Speaker 1: I do say that yesterday, stupid me went to Cooper's
Speaker 1: soccer game and it was cold. I was wearing short
Speaker 1: sleeves and shorts and I will I'll take my licking
Speaker 1: from my wife Amy, because she was like, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be chilly. Up now, it's fine. And I went out
Speaker 1: and I was cold and I admitted that I was cold.
Speaker 2: Well, Like Diamond and I were walking the other day
Speaker 2: and I was wearing shorts and it was cold out,
Speaker 2: and she was like, why are you wearing shorts? And
Speaker 2: I said, it's a part of my culture. Don't take
Speaker 2: this away from me. White guys never know how to
Speaker 2: dress in the winter, don't you know that's what we're
Speaker 2: known for.
Speaker 1: Well, see, I don't understand a sweatshirt and shorts. I'll
Speaker 1: never understand it. That is my dad is the combo
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to me. Why are you warming your
Speaker 1: arms but your legs ahirt cold?
Speaker 2: Because my legs once they start a moving, they get warm,
Speaker 2: But my top part if like I'm a little warmer.
Speaker 2: It just makes you feel, I don't know, cozy. I
Speaker 2: feel cozy with the sweatshirt on.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but the wintertime legs not so nice.
Speaker 2: Why would you wear a jacket and like a shorts
Speaker 2: leave shirt and shorts.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. You would never put on like a windbreaker
Speaker 1: with shorts. Yeah no, that's silly. I would just put
Speaker 1: pants on them. I don't understand. I wouldn't leave.
Speaker 2: I've never worn a jacket with shorts on.
Speaker 1: No, I would not leave some extremities open, but the
Speaker 1: other one's covered. You more that you're making this sound
Speaker 1: way weirder than it actually is. No, why would you?
Speaker 1: Why do you cover the top but not the bottom?
Speaker 2: If because if you're going out to a dinner and
Speaker 2: it's gonna be like seven, like you go and it's
Speaker 2: eighty degrees and then at night it goes down to
Speaker 2: like sixty five, I'll still have like a light little
Speaker 2: jacket that you'd put on.
Speaker 1: No, then why don't I have some light little pants
Speaker 1: that I put on? Because nobody changes their pants at
Speaker 1: a restaurant? Why not jackets? Full? You can get those
Speaker 1: breakaway pants like the strippers wear and just snap them on.
Speaker 2: That would be your solution to this. It would be
Speaker 2: let's buy a pair of snap on, snap off pants
Speaker 2: instead of getting a jacket.
Speaker 1: That's correct. I don't feel like I don't understand like
Speaker 1: covering the top and not the bottom. Just just let
Speaker 1: it go. Then the concept of a jacket isn't this strange?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure where would the loss of communications? Okay,
Speaker 1: so perhaps we should make jacket for your legs I mean.
Speaker 2: Why would we need a jacket for the legs?
Speaker 1: Why do you need a jacket for your arms? Because
Speaker 1: if I'm going to dinner and it's hot, then I
Speaker 1: know it's going to be cold. I don't need to
Speaker 1: put something on my legs. Chants wear pants in the
Speaker 1: first place. Why why am I? Why is pants the solution?
Speaker 2: That's why jackets exists.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this at all, and I'm I'm shook.
Speaker 1: If do you carry a pair of sweatpants with you
Speaker 1: then no, why sir?
Speaker 2: What's what's behind you?
Speaker 1: I have an idea. What is this? What a sweatshirt? No,
Speaker 1: that's a hoodie. That's a sweatshirt. It has a zipper, right,
Speaker 1: so it's a sweatshirt. It's a jacket. A hoodie doesn't
Speaker 1: have it's a jacket. That's a sweatshirt. If you go
Speaker 1: to Old Navy and you see it's a sweatshirt, a
Speaker 1: zip sweatshirt, it's a jacket. Hood he doesn't have a zipper.
Speaker 1: A hoodie is just the thing you put your head
Speaker 1: through and I hate those.
Speaker 2: That's a jacket.
Speaker 1: No, what you're sitting on as a jacket. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a jacket. I'm cold. I'm gonna go to dinner. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just just sit here with my shorts on.
Speaker 2: Oh look, and now I'm a little warmer.
Speaker 1: Isn't this nice? It's cozy. This is really stupid and
Speaker 1: no one's gonna win this. Yes, people are gonna say,
Speaker 1: why does Scott not understand what a jacket is? I
Speaker 1: know what jack is, snap on, snap off, giant j
Speaker 1: I know what that is. But why would you cover
Speaker 1: the top not the bottom? Go out with both covered?
Speaker 1: What's your problem? Can you predict all weather types? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's what the forecast is for. Why I have a
Speaker 1: good invention? Hold on, okay, we just invented something. We
Speaker 1: shouldn't say it because someone's gonna steal it. But this
Speaker 1: is what we should do.
Speaker 2: Something tells me no one's gonna steal this if it's
Speaker 2: as dumb as you not believing in jackets.
Speaker 1: I believe in jackets, you dickhead.
Speaker 2: I want to call Amy.
Speaker 1: I want to call Amy, so caller. It doesn't This
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 2: Amy is going to be like Scott, why don't you
Speaker 2: understand the concept of a jacket?
Speaker 1: I do. No, you don't, because you're trying to say that,
Speaker 1: why would you go anyway? He would you wear a
Speaker 1: jacket when you could just wear pants? What if I'm
Speaker 1: still cold? Here's what you here's what we need to event.
Speaker 1: We need to invent shorts. Okay, listen to here. Get this,
Speaker 1: they're shorts. They look like shorts. Yeah, but you can
Speaker 1: you can unroll the bottom to turn them into pants,
Speaker 1: just like you would put putting on a sweatshirt. No, no,
Speaker 1: why are we making this more complicated?
Speaker 2: Just wear a jacket.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this. I don't understand how Amy, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry to bother you. We're recording bowl chat and
Speaker 1: I have a question.
Speaker 3: You are never bothered?
Speaker 1: Oh thank you, Amy.
Speaker 2: Right now I'm talking to your husband and we're at
Speaker 2: an impasse. We're talking about wearing a jacket. Your husband
Speaker 2: doesn't seem to understand what the concept of a jacket is.
Speaker 2: He's just saying, why don't you wear pants?
Speaker 1: Then that's not That's not what I'm saying at all,
Speaker 1: you dope, No, you don't understand it.
Speaker 2: Thinks that if you're wearing shorts, why would you bring
Speaker 2: a jacket? Why are you only covering the top part
Speaker 2: not the bottom part?
Speaker 3: Oh lord?
Speaker 2: Am I wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he needs a lesson.
Speaker 1: Can you answer my call? Please?
Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait, you can't call me at the same time.
Speaker 1: Yes, you switch over? No switch over? Are you calling
Speaker 1: the right number? Yeah? Hello? Okay, So let me explain
Speaker 1: this to you. You made answer.
Speaker 3: Your not fair that I'm being ambushed.
Speaker 1: No, no, you're not being ambushed.
Speaker 3: You sound a total ambus.
Speaker 1: You sound better on my phone anyway. Anyway, Okay, so
Speaker 1: listen here. This is this is all that I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Andrew's like, oh, you know, I'm gonna go out for
Speaker 1: dinner and I'm wearing shorts and a T shirt. But
Speaker 1: if it gets a little chili, I'll throw on a jacket.
Speaker 1: And my whole argument is what about your legs? I
Speaker 1: don't understand people that wear sweatshirts and jackets and leave
Speaker 1: and leave shorts and.
Speaker 3: Leave me to understand.
Speaker 1: I'm with Andrew with what thank you?
Speaker 3: A like down at the beach and like caep.
Speaker 1: But wait, but but your legs are not cold. Why
Speaker 1: don't you do anything for your leg Why don't why
Speaker 1: do you do anything for your legs?
Speaker 3: Sometimes your top gets a little chili, You're.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's why I'm saying we should invent
Speaker 1: shorts where you can just roll them down.
Speaker 3: Ladies wear it like a jacket when they're wearing a dress.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: You never I'll never understand people that wear sweatshirts or
Speaker 1: jackets and shorts.
Speaker 3: Oh, mister, I was a little chilly the other night.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should have borne a little jacket in the
Speaker 3: soccer game.
Speaker 1: No, I should have been wearing pants and a jacket exactly.
Speaker 3: And you always underdress.
Speaker 1: It's October, I admitted that. Well, yeah, it's still October,
Speaker 1: I guess. But anyway, so with jacket and shorts is
Speaker 1: a reasonable combo? Correct, No, you need a lesson. Thank you, Well,
Speaker 1: thanks for your time. We'll see a little bit later.
Speaker 1: Love you have a nice tay, Love you too. Bye.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say you're oh for two. But
Speaker 2: first it was tater tots, and now it's I don't
Speaker 2: wear jackets with shorts.
Speaker 1: I quit. Yeah whatever, somebody out there will agree with me.
Speaker 2: Somebody out there, Yeah, the one person who's probably cold
Speaker 2: right now, but only their legs are cold because they're
Speaker 2: wearing a jacket.
Speaker 1: This is so stupid, Like everybody has turned this off. Everyone,
Speaker 1: everyone has turned it off. I don't think except my
Speaker 1: friend Matt, who's driving to work out or something. Newman.
Speaker 2: Newman's probably gonna text me while this is going on
Speaker 2: and say Scott's an idiot, and I'm gonna say, yep, Well, he.
Speaker 1: Lives in Colorado. It's cold. Is he in the mountains?
Speaker 2: I bet you, Newman?
Speaker 1: I bet he doesn't. I bet he does not wear
Speaker 1: sweatshirt and shorts. I bet you he does. It's a
Speaker 1: very popular combo. I know it is. I see it,
Speaker 1: and I think it's stupid. I don't know why you
Speaker 1: let your legs go, but you have to cover your arms.
Speaker 1: It's all I'm saying. Can we go? Is there anything
Speaker 1: else to talk about? Forty five minutes? I'm done with this?
Speaker 1: What else here? Yeah? No, it's not time for it.
Speaker 1: It's time to end it. Do we have an end
Speaker 1: to one? No, you don't have one. God.
Speaker 2: I loved this episode. I feel like I feel great
Speaker 2: about myself. I made the point that tater tots are
Speaker 2: not French fries, and now I'm making the point that
Speaker 2: sweatshirts and shorts are a very reasonable combo. Okay, and
Speaker 2: also wearing a jacket with your shorts and t shirt
Speaker 2: to dinner.
Speaker 1: Now I will say crazy, I will say on the
Speaker 1: flip side. Currently, I'm wearing pants and a short sleeve shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so my arms are out, but my legs are not.
Speaker 1: So that's the reverse. Yes, you can still wear a jacket. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: I can wear a jacket. Now, would it makes sense
Speaker 1: because my legs are also covered? Anyway? Can I sweatshirt back?
Speaker 1: I don't want you like wearing it, and you already
Speaker 1: farted on it. You were sitting on it. This is
Speaker 1: my market on it. It's my emergency sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, not that you'll ever wear it because god forbid,
Speaker 2: you're wearing shorts that day.
Speaker 1: Did you notice I have another one right under it? Say? Anyway,
Speaker 1: I gotta can't wear it because I wore shorts today.
Speaker 2: I'm a little nervous to wear a sweatshirt and shorts.
Speaker 1: People will make fun of me. All right, anything else, Andrew, No,
Speaker 1: I'm good. You want to talk about sugar packets?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: Why would I want to talk about sugar packets? Plus
Speaker 2: I have to go to get my booster appointment?
Speaker 1: What time is that? Eleven thirty? Okay?
Speaker 2: Now I gotta take the train.
Speaker 1: All right? Well, I would drive you but you know
Speaker 1: you've angered me today. Eh, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: All right? All right? Well, uh that's it. How long
Speaker 1: was this episode? Forty six minutes?
Speaker 2: Holy moly, guaca moley.
Speaker 1: I don't like guacamley. I love never a fan. I
Speaker 1: don't understand avocados. Every time I get sushi, the guy
Speaker 1: makes it with avocado. Like, why the sushi case at
Speaker 1: the supermarket everything always has avocado. I'm like, can you
Speaker 1: ever just make one without it? Not everybody likes avocado.
Speaker 1: They put avocado with everything everything. Why can't you just
Speaker 1: make some with that, make some with like cucumber or something.
Speaker 1: You know, the avocado doesn't make everybody happy? Okay, right,
Speaker 1: I mean why don't you bring your complaint to the
Speaker 1: sushi chef? I did? I told him, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: every once in a while, can you just make something
Speaker 1: like tune it with like just cucumber instead of avocado.
Speaker 1: He's like, it's a special order, like, but not everyone
Speaker 1: likes that. They make it just a cucumber roll without avocado,
Speaker 1: but everything else has it. I don't understand. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: everyone just assumes that everyone loves avocado.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you really feel a certain type of way
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Yeah, it's something that I don't
Speaker 1: like the queen. I don't like the texture. I'm just
Speaker 1: not a fan of it. So do you like guacamole?
Speaker 1: I do not like guacamole, which is why it is
Speaker 1: brought on the rage When you said, holy guacamole.
Speaker 2: It seems like you've been in a rage for the
Speaker 2: past forty six minutes, probably forty seven now.
Speaker 1: But no, here we are. No. And I don't like
Speaker 1: when they show people getting the shot on TV. No.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know. But before COVID, like
Speaker 1: when they would talk about flu shots, they wouldn't show
Speaker 1: you the actual injection. They would just show you the
Speaker 1: thing and they would show you an arm, but they
Speaker 1: wouldn't show you the thing going in. Ever since COVID,
Speaker 1: they show you the shot going in, and I don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't like seeing that. It makes me queasy. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's all you know, my visa vagel, it makes me queasy.
Speaker 1: So when actually reached out and said, oh, I have
Speaker 1: that too, I understand. See I'm not alone. Well that's good.
Speaker 1: That's good that you're not alone or not alone. Remember
Speaker 1: that song I do I got Jackson. I got in
Speaker 1: trouble videotaping him while he was recording that rehearsing it.
Speaker 1: I'm not recording it. Was he at a jingle ball No,
Speaker 1: he was at Radio City Music Hall. At was some
Speaker 1: award shows, the American Music Awards. It was the American
Speaker 1: Music Awards at Radio City Music Hall is one of Like.
Speaker 1: I was only at this radio station for a year
Speaker 1: or two and I was on the promotions team and
Speaker 1: they were doing sound checks and it was a closed
Speaker 1: sound check and I snuck into the back and it
Speaker 1: was just me sitting back there. It was a crouch
Speaker 1: down with my video camera recording it. And then this
Speaker 1: big guy comes over to me and says, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? And I said, I was just testing out
Speaker 1: my camera. Get out of here. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, I'm so sorry, and I left. But I
Speaker 1: have like probably thirty seconds of it on tape. Pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I got to find it. Yeah, that could probably go
Speaker 1: for some good money. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Inside additional come knocking.
Speaker 1: At your door. Well, the cool thing is Michael Jackson
Speaker 1: audition tape that. The cool thing is I'm the only
Speaker 1: person that has that true. There was nobody else in there.
Speaker 1: I feel like if Michael Jackson were still alive today,
Speaker 1: I definitely would have met him at least once.
Speaker 2: Dude have been at one of our iHeart concerts. I
Speaker 2: would have seen him in person. You think so one
Speaker 2: hundred percent? I mean because he's a huge, huge.
Speaker 1: Icon, right.
Speaker 2: I met Elton John that but to me was probably
Speaker 2: the craziest experien into my entire life. Like I can
Speaker 2: legit say, Elton John was probably the highlight of my
Speaker 2: entire eight years here.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if he comes out of jingle Ball
Speaker 1: and sings that song with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen him since too, But that one I
Speaker 2: got into a car in Las Vegas with Elvis and
Speaker 2: they were like, all right, he's going to interview Elton John.
Speaker 2: Next thing I knew, we were in like the lobby
Speaker 2: of this huge penthouse building. We went right into his
Speaker 2: house and he like interviewed, We interviewed. He interviewed Elton
Speaker 2: John in his house. Like I was in Elton John's house.
Speaker 1: That is pretty cool.
Speaker 2: It was insane And I was sitting like from here
Speaker 2: to you that close to Elton John.
Speaker 1: Did you take a picture? No, But it didn't happen. Well,
Speaker 1: I know in my brain it happened. He had a
Speaker 1: ton of humidifiers.
Speaker 2: When I tell you that, it looked like the room
Speaker 2: was on fire because of that much stuff coming out. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess he needed it for his vocals.
Speaker 1: And my other Michael Jackson story, since you said that,
Speaker 1: we used to do the Radio Music Awards, which I
Speaker 1: don't think exists anymore. It was the Radio Music Awards
Speaker 1: we went every year in Vegas before iHeart, and I
Speaker 1: don't remember. I wish I could remember what song it was.
Speaker 1: It was like the World whatever, Michael Jackson the hell
Speaker 1: song was at damn it. I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 1: It was in like the early early two thousands and no, No,
Speaker 1: it was like I know you did. No, it was
Speaker 1: a song that he was like a charity type thing
Speaker 1: and it was the Feeding Kids or I don't know
Speaker 1: it was. It wasn't like We Are the World, but
Speaker 1: it was whatever. Anyway, So we were at this thing
Speaker 1: and they were debuting the video for this song, and
Speaker 1: we were all sitting in this room on the floor,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the door opens up and
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson comes in and sits down Indian style. A
Speaker 1: sorry Chris Cross applesauce right next to me, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what it was? It was the most surreal
Speaker 1: thing ever. He sat there, he watched the video with us,
Speaker 1: and he said, nice to see you all, and he
Speaker 1: walked out. That's so freaking cool. It was the strangest
Speaker 1: and coolest thing. And nobody took pictures. No one was
Speaker 1: allowed to take pictures, or no one thought to anyway,
Speaker 1: because there were no camera phones quite at you know what, No,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at.
Speaker 2: Would have done some type of like festival. I would
Speaker 2: have been able to have at least met him.
Speaker 1: He would have He would have for sure done an
Speaker 1: Iheltready music festival. But I don't think he would have
Speaker 1: done a jingle ball No, god no, no, he would
Speaker 1: have done a festival and then I would have met him.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to. I'm looking through the Michael Jackson library
Speaker 1: that we have here, and I just it's annoying me
Speaker 1: that how does it go make it a better place?
Speaker 1: Are you saying, heal the world? Heal the world? Is
Speaker 1: it heal the world? Is that a song? I think
Speaker 1: he we are?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, we know thee No No, it wasn't that,
Speaker 1: damn it Andrew, Why don't we just search on our phones?
Speaker 1: Why is my last search quirky thatcher? What is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know the fact that this is going to
Speaker 2: be a fifty minute episode.
Speaker 1: Really? Yes, it is Heal the World, Michael Jackson, make
Speaker 1: it a better place. Yes, that's that's the song it was.
Speaker 1: I don't know what year it was, but oh I
Speaker 1: know this one. Yeah. Well, this is I think an AD.
Speaker 1: No it's not, but I can't. Oh, it's an ad
Speaker 1: stupid ad.
Speaker 2: Oh well, the background music sounded like the story of Michael.
Speaker 1: Is not a song at all. Why can't Steve Madden ad?
Speaker 1: What is this the world?
Speaker 2: We all have a children?
Speaker 1: Uh remember the song? Yes? Yes, yes, yes, feel the World? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know I'm my now task is to find
Speaker 1: the video. Okay, I'm going to bring it in.
Speaker 2: That'd be great cool, and then we'll upload to our
Speaker 2: serial Killers channel and then make all the Michael Jackson
Speaker 2: fans come to our page and then we'll get tons
Speaker 2: of subscribers.
Speaker 1: Nice, I'm in done, all right, Please let's get out
Speaker 1: of here. This one's really long. Yeah, and you have
Speaker 1: to go get your shot. Hope that you guys like
Speaker 1: the long episode. Thanks for listening to bolchat. Please follow
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Speaker 2: Yeah, serial killerspc dot com for the latest serial news
Speaker 2: and coming soon a special holiday collection.
Speaker 1: Yes, you'll be able to buy candles. Okay, cool? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean we already kind of mentioned it.
Speaker 2: Cats out of the bag. I guess that's my cat.
Speaker 1: All right. Thanks for listening. Until we see you next
Speaker 1: week's say clink Andrew, come clink. Oh oh, all right,
Speaker 1: gotta go buy. I have to be so bad, gotta
Speaker 1: go by Okay,