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Speaker 1: the stage. Harold. How's going everybody? Is that a fake accent?

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Speaker 1: Is that part of your stick? Harold? Fake? Ain't nothing

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Speaker 1: you're just joining us for the second Date update. We've

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Speaker 1: you are. What's the very end the CBE the coffee being, Well,

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Speaker 1: is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: Who did you say that we'll be on site? Okay.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're reaching out to you

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Speaker 1: he has not spoken an entire one word this entire time. Harold,

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Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I was talking about relationships. Then my

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Speaker 1: Things start running together. Can I can? I ask Ashley,

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Speaker 1: was there any jokes that made you laugh of Harold's

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Speaker 1: and just sticks along while she's stopping away. Wait, guitar,

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Speaker 1: That wouldn't be able to hear the answers if you

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Speaker 1: that's not what she wants. That's exactly what she wants.

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Speaker 1: She wants a man who is a very very deep listener.

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Speaker 1: If you're not listening, if you're playing guitar, you can

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Speaker 1: you're testing out the dolts. Okay, do you want to

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Speaker 1: more date with Harold? We will pay for it. Dinner

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Speaker 1: That's really a big thing for me. That's not shocked.

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Speaker 1: You want me to leave the guitar home, oh my goodness.

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