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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, fen I find it's talking about Hina,

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Speaker 1: like like go on, Dan Jagomo jam and let me

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Speaker 1: tell you something. I'm gonna have to do a lot

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Speaker 1: breasts next to me, my right breast, I am depleted,

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Speaker 1: my glands are shot. What is wrong? Um? Here's the deal?

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Speaker 1: I mean, Matt was definitely a last tweet, definitely, and

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Speaker 1: then it just you know, succession, succession, transference, whatever, and

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Speaker 1: then now here I am you just don't feel good.

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Speaker 1: I told you today get the eggs to shakes, the

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Speaker 1: but I told you today over Facebook. Chadow was like,

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Speaker 1: have such a good guest. We certainly she's bringing me

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Speaker 1: to life, like and we went to the same concert,

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Speaker 1: giving me the same strength at this songs tristed. Let's

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Speaker 1: let's go through the credit Okay, let's go through the credits.

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Speaker 1: So for first of all, you gotta listen to the album,

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Speaker 1: which I actually listened to today for the second or

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Speaker 1: fucking one when it came out, and it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: going to be very cool upcoming ex show. And there

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Speaker 1: was a bidding war for this for this show, you guys,

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Speaker 1: and it's called Singularity. I had to be real mask

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Speaker 1: went with Damon Wayne's instead. I'm constantly losing out to Rulest,

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Speaker 1: to Damon wahe um. You can see her right now

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Speaker 1: on the tick on Amazon nice and then you can

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Speaker 1: also see her in the upcoming film with bow and Yeah,

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Speaker 1: called Isn't It Romantic? My three best friends Michelle Botel,

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Speaker 1: Bowen Yang and Rebel Wilson and Brandon Scott Jones. John

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Speaker 1: prettier in person. I thought it was Galgado for like

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Speaker 1: I was like, come on, girl, I know you living

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Speaker 1: for Brandon's patcho and she was like cackling at her.

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Speaker 1: Which one was, Oh, is that the gig guy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: him one time. First of all, I love table reads

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Speaker 1: is our guest, Michelle. I didn't know you know, just

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Speaker 1: heal is a positive energy. I'm I'm feeling really good

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Speaker 1: that whole thing started because Gwyneth Paltrow give a butterfly

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Speaker 1: what did we think of God? We briefly spoke about

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Speaker 1: and um, you know, I have not wanted to spend

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Speaker 1: gonna jimmy me to death? Exactly? And they're boltons. Get

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Speaker 1: To me, Tenna Swift feels like and I don't give

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Speaker 1: the world that people are dying. But that's insane. I know,

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Speaker 1: it's just like a shitty Howard Ashman Disney Villains. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it's really what it is. And honestly, no,

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Speaker 1: it's so shitty. And also the video is so uninspired.

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Speaker 1: because my thing about it is it's just everyone else's

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Speaker 1: cool video put together. There's one image in it that

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Speaker 1: But it's also like boo boo, like, you know, Bruno

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Speaker 1: But when you make that much fucking money and when

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Speaker 1: Whenever you do anything, you have to be extraordinary, Like

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Speaker 1: the Black coming up. Oh my god, you introduced me.

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Speaker 1: i don't think so honey on our live show, Like

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Speaker 1: People who don't funk with des yes, And then you

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Speaker 1: B either, And then I w I woke her videos

424
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, she is so damn it's amazing,

425
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 1: so good. She's so authentic and she's so real and

426
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: like she did the pre show at the Vietna's on

427
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: Sunday and like every line of Bodac yell or her

428
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 1: like her like hot single right now just has some

429
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,399
Speaker 1: fucking curse word in it and so like she like

430
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:21,399
Speaker 1: had to like skip every other soullable. She's like you

431
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 1: with me, Yeah, I don't know, yeah, didn't you tell me?

432
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 1: She sat on someone's face and broke. Then she yeah,

433
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:34,640
Speaker 1: that is that is on my bucket list, bitches. Yes, yes,

434
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 1: I tried to. I hooked up with this dude that

435
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 1: look like Adrian Brody and I really tried to, but

436
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 1: it was thirty is fine. It can't fucking fun. Spinning

437
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 1: on Schna she a memoir by Michelle She know what

438
00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 1: had happened was sing she has a eric and bodaiala

439
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 1: where she's like, um, I forget what the lyric is,

440
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: but she was like explaining the lyric. This lyric about

441
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,360
Speaker 1: like this guy eating her ass, and she was like, yeah,

442
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: one time I got carried away. She was like eating

443
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 1: me so good that I just put my full weight

444
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,480
Speaker 1: on his face and his nose broke and we had

445
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 1: to go to the emergency room and we had to

446
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,639
Speaker 1: be like we were too embarrassed, so we just told him.

447
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: We just told them that he got Drunk's amazing. She

448
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 1: should be on the TLC show Sex Send Me to

449
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 1: the Emergency Room. That's the show, and those re enactments

450
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 1: are so good. So it is because I'm tired of

451
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: watching like fat bitchish like ship a baby into that

452
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,520
Speaker 1: favorite show. Yes this is and it's always like some

453
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:46,479
Speaker 1: dude that can't stop orgasming and he's like, yeah, it's

454
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: sucked up his grass. The emergency, yea, the emergency been.

455
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: I hope they're in season four. Oh come on, So

456
00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 1: I Cardi b one time and she's amazed, how tell

457
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: us everything? She's um? She um. I don't think she

458
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: knows how funny she is. She's just who she is,

459
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 1: which is great. And her name is Bacardi and so

460
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: she nicknamed herself Cardi Bean. And her sister's name is Hennessy. Yes,

461
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 1: you know what, heness She's overcome so much by having

462
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:29,239
Speaker 1: that name. She I mean, I don't know if she's

463
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican a Dominican, but like she lives her life

464
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 1: like nobody watching and I love it. And I asked

465
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: her like how did you because she was a stripper before.

466
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, how did you get into stripping? And she

467
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna do have voice because that's

468
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,359
Speaker 1: sucked up. But she was like, I was bagging groceries

469
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 1: at path Mark in the Bronx and I asked my

470
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,119
Speaker 1: asked my manager. I was like, how do I like

471
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 1: make more money and ship? And he was like, there's

472
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: a strip club across the street, you got a good body,

473
00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 1: and she was like I just go like dance this it.

474
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, you stipp you take your clothes

475
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 1: off and saying the transaction sometimes you gotta make it

476
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 1: obvious for me too, right there. Um, so she she

477
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: started that, Yeah, and then I heard she had to

478
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,439
Speaker 1: pay for herself because well she she like saved up

479
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 1: a lot of money because she was like in a

480
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 1: very abusive relationship. Yeah, and so she's like come such

481
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,439
Speaker 1: a long way and like I'm rooting for her so hard. Well,

482
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: that's what love and hip hop is. Sort of like

483
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 1: showcasing too. It's like there's a whole culture of women

484
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: who are strippers who want to be rappers and performers,

485
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: and what they do is try to get their song

486
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: played when they're stripping. So people like, yeah, it's like

487
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 1: a showcase. It's America's got talent, but everything is a

488
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 1: live round. Yes, and they always sit in that golden button.

489
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: Um wait, Michelle, we have to ask you the question.

490
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,200
Speaker 1: And we're I'm so glad that this is just on

491
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: a roll and we haven't asked we we usually asked

492
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,119
Speaker 1: this like ten minutes in. But we'll ask you the

493
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: question okay, which is like, what is the culture that

494
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: made you say? Culture is for me like growing up,

495
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,480
Speaker 1: this is the culture? Like could it be a film, music,

496
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 1: something that you saw in comedy, whatever you that really

497
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: you start to set you in the direction of who

498
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:20,159
Speaker 1: you would become, like culturally like pop cultural. This is

499
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 1: a very hard question because my parents are immigrants, so

500
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: already I was like, this is how you all to work? Um,

501
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: like at five, you know, like a lot of reggae

502
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: songs and stuff. So, but American culture for me, I

503
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,000
Speaker 1: was like Lisa Bonet on The Cosbee Show. I was like, Oh,

504
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 1: I just want to where my dad's blazers. She was

505
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: so fucking cool. Yeah, and just like yeah, just have

506
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: like a one liner. And then also, um, this is

507
00:26:49,640 --> 00:27:01,879
Speaker 1: so embarrassing, but dirty dancing YEA. Honestly, his spirit is here. Now.

508
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: I'm watching Tyler Henry Hollywood Medium, so you know, I

509
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: believe in that show he is so sweaty. Is there

510
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: anybody that can give him a gatorade in a fucking rag?

511
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 1: Tyler Henry or or Tyler sweat and talking to all

512
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: those spirits, He's a sweating a little boy. I have

513
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: a medium does not sweat that much. But I also

514
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 1: think it's because she doesn't really feel the spirit. I

515
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,959
Speaker 1: think she does medium like doodle like like Tyler now

516
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:27,159
Speaker 1: Tyler do and I like that kind of like it

517
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: was like like it like I feel like he's legit

518
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 1: and she's not. That's just from what from what I am?

519
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,239
Speaker 1: Is it? Because she's like, tan, mom, that's a medium? Oh?

520
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: I feel like here's the thing. Like every time she

521
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: does the very ambitious like live reading in a group

522
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: and she does it on all the talk shows, and

523
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: she'll be like, is there anyone here passed from the chest?

524
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: Passed from the chest, and then everyone will be like, yeah,

525
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: heart disease. I think it was your father and they know.

526
00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 1: She's like, all right, well someone someone yes, and someone's

527
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: like my uncle and she's like that's what I was saying,

528
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: father figure test and Tyler is just like this is

529
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: so strange. I'm getting um. The name that starts with jay,

530
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: it's probably Jonathan and he died of a very specific

531
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: thing literally exactly right. Yeah, but okay, I really like

532
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 1: watching him. I definitely want to like pat his forehead

533
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 1: and get some powder. And he's adorable. Where's the makeup girl? Yeah?

534
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: We can't find her in his mind. Also, like when

535
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:38,479
Speaker 1: he when he read Bobby Brown did not know who

536
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: Whitney and Bobby was like, I'm seeing like a mother

537
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 1: daughter relationship. Yeah, and I was like boo boo, and

538
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: then he goes, yeah, I'm realizing who your wife is

539
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 1: now by seeing that picture of Bobby Christina, I was like, bitch,

540
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: you didn't know from Bobby Brown sitting in front of

541
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: you that you were gonna be talking about when Houston

542
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: Bobby Christina tipped you off. No, there was something that

543
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: was terrible, Like whoever produced that should have like kind

544
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: of rethought that. But did you see a Little Kim episode?

545
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: Biggie came through. Biggie came through. But it's also really

546
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,960
Speaker 1: hard to watch Little Kim's face very sure, I mean,

547
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: what did you know who Biggie? He well, she said

548
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: that jacket belonged to the late, great notorious b I G.

549
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: And he goes wow, and I was like, I think

550
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: of it, But actually he's he did mention, you know,

551
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: I very rarely recognized the guy the people I read.

552
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: And then she opened the door and he was like,

553
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: are you Little Kim? So he knew who she was.

554
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: That's insane. Plus like I wouldn't know that's little him

555
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: if I met her. Yeah, because her face has changed

556
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: so much and she was so good. She still I'm

557
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: sure she's great. Wait, how did you get on this?

558
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: Because you were? But I loved it. I loved during.

559
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, wow, going away on vacation. Oh,

560
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: the first one I know. I don't know my your mind.

561
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: Imagine if I thought that was the only Oh my god,

562
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: it's like, where's going to obey? Oh my god. Um. Anyways,

563
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: that's that's great, that's amazing. Oh and I guess like

564
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: salt and pepper. I was like, yeah, for sure, I must,

565
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: like I just I knew from even going to Catholic

566
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: school all my life. I was like, you have to

567
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: own your sexuality because these guys out here just like

568
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: trying to take it from you and make you feel

569
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 1: like guilty for no reason. And Ship and I love like,

570
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: just um, Queen Latifa and Ship because they're like, take

571
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: back the fucking night. Yes, yeah, who you call on

572
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: a bit? Yes? I love that push. It is like

573
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: an early feminist anthem, and it doesn't get the credit

574
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: a dessert. It doesn't people play when they give birth

575
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: that's what you play while you're conceiving. Yeah, so actually

576
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: it's actually it's interesting and it's very similar to me

577
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: to like I actually didn't have a lot of like

578
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: comedic influences. I had a lot of musical influences. And

579
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 1: sometimes when people ask me what are your commedic influences?

580
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: I have a really hard time with that question, Like, yeah,

581
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to say, like, well, you know,

582
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 1: of course I love the Simpsons because I fucking did it,

583
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? What I hate what everyone

584
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: makes you feel bad, Like I don't like Seinfeld, Get

585
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: off my dick. Yeah, I mean I can't do comedy

586
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,719
Speaker 1: and not like Seinfeld different references. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's

587
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: a bunch of bore white people who don't know how

588
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: to dance. Well, am I gonna like this ship? But

589
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: that's funny. It's it's just interesting that you that you

590
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 1: mentioned a lot of He gets so nervous when our

591
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: knees touched, well, because I'm sick. I don't want to contaminate. Yeah,

592
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. It's fine. I mean, that's

593
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: that is the most that is, That is the Leady

594
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: Gaga level warmth. Iconique on the level of Gaga. Um,

595
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a very short break and then we're

596
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: gonna come back with Michelle. We're gonna smoke. Honestly, we

597
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: I would love to know, But the thing is here,

598
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: the deal. I actually, when I was very sick, I

599
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: actually ate a ton of edible. Yeah, because it puts

600
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: because it's got me to stop thinking about how sick

601
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: I was. See, sometimes sometimes I just the pain is

602
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: is like like amplified. Sometimes it's like even like an

603
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: itch will feel so painful to me. I get like

604
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: these body highs were just like oh my god, that

605
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: is the one thing. It's just probably it was what

606
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: you're smoking. Because sometimes I'll smoke something and like like

607
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: I'll just only focus on the one part of my

608
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: body that I'm holding stress. Does that ever happen to

609
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: you that happens to me naturally? Titties? All right, let's

610
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: say that breaks a break and we're back. We're back,

611
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: and one of us is black, and one of us

612
00:32:55,120 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: and one of us just colors have been a ton, yeah, Michelle,

613
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: or a yoga commercial or a Dove commercial. We're like

614
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,479
Speaker 1: a really, we're like a casting director's dream. Yeah, if

615
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 1: we were like all big girls would just be in

616
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: panties right now posing next to a dove bottle that's

617
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: shaped like us. Yeah, with like a big piece of

618
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: paper that we have to go behind and get naked

619
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: and take a shower. Is beautiful because myself comes off

620
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: I'm beautiful. Wait, you honestly don't know you were talking.

621
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 1: You were griping about your deoda, right, I finished that thought.

622
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: I don't think we like fully. I'm trying to um.

623
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: It's hard because my body is so ethnic in nooks

624
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: and crannies where I'm not expecting it to be right. So, yeah,

625
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Behind the fucking ears, that's

626
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 1: just me behind the ear and the ear it's just

627
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: greasy as how. Oh yeah, okay, I get it. No,

628
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: I mean that's grass. I'm vulnerable for sharing that. It's vulnerable.

629
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: Do you like it when like, like a guy kisses

630
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: behind your ears? You're just like, no, I don't know

631
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: how it's going to be. I don't think they've done

632
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: it enough. Are you into leaking in the ears? Are

633
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 1: you guys into that? I do it a lot and

634
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 1: people hate it, love it. What it could have gone

635
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: either way? I will put my tongue full the way

636
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: in an ear. That's gross. What are you saying? Do

637
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: you ever come out with something come out with something

638
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,959
Speaker 1: on my tongue? Do you have to be like Gordon

639
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: Ramsay and kitchen nightmares and be like, excuse me, I

640
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: have anyone I ever, anyone I ever hook up with

641
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 1: is fully excavated in everywhere. And I'm just kidding I do.

642
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: When I used to hook up with guys, because now

643
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm a mirror, i'd bring them home and put them

644
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: in a shower. Yeah, that's because I don't know you.

645
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how you live. I don't know what

646
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 1: your definition to clean guys? Right, boo, never tell boo

647
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: not washing your hands, finger nails. Now, when I was

648
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: in college, and like when I was like in my

649
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,360
Speaker 1: early twenties, I think like I would hook up with

650
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: guys like after being out and like whatever, and we

651
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,799
Speaker 1: would go home and do whatever, and I wouldn't think

652
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: a second thing about it. But now it's like you

653
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 1: have to be squeaky clean before and after the whole time. Yeah,

654
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 1: and then get like an omelet at a dinner some

655
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: sometimes if that's a good conversation, how did you in

656
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: your husband me, how long have you been one night stand?

657
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: Are you talking about just sucking my way into romance

658
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 1: afterwards or now? No, you had to go back um

659
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 1: to Amsterdam the next day. Oh yeah, that's right. This

660
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: is a Dutch guy. Yeah, and then you talked about

661
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: this in your album. It's all true. It's so true.

662
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: I post I just posted a photo commented let me

663
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: know where you're going to go, and I was like what,

664
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: and then I just made the connection. Oh yeah, like

665
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: that's that's yeah. I love that place. It's great. Have

666
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: you tried brik staff Fall What it's like an Indonesian

667
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: Dutch hybrid. It's a bud thing during sex. Indonesian food

668
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 1: makes me well, okay, it's like Chinese. It's really good,

669
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: sweet and spicy. Indonesian food makes me ship water nice.

670
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 1: I will do it because like Dutch people love it,

671
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: because they just like European countries love flavor, which is

672
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: just usually countries they have colonized. I'm like, I'll eat it,

673
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: but like it will be like a curried egg and

674
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,000
Speaker 1: you'll hate and you'll just sucking sht water. I'll just

675
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: ship water and keep like burping it for like three days. Yeah.

676
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: Oh god, like food poisoning, Like, I don't, would you

677
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 1: call that food poisoning? No, I know I lept out

678
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 1: with that recently, and it's just it's terrible, just like

679
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: a little intolerance, a little intolerance, but it's making me

680
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: ship water for three days in a row. Yeah, when

681
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: it's coming out of like everybody, we should definitely change

682
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: the subject, okay, right, yeah, just you listeners. You know

683
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: that we get rudyo and I'll get bodily real with you,

684
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: and I mean the least our last episode was title

685
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: Herpie Simplex one, Wow, cold conversation with ray Sonny about

686
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: what the herp is being he ship and what and

687
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 1: what happened? What could happened was we talked about the

688
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: differences between having a cold sore which is Herpes simplex

689
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 1: far as one, and getting shingles shingles and also getting

690
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: canker stores, which I had been dealing with a canker

691
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: store outbreak and I'm always like, what the fuck right?

692
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: And then a doctor one time told me I had

693
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: herpies one and then I got tested for it and

694
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: they're like, no, you don't. Who was I was like,

695
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: did you go to out of the closet? LT? Honestly,

696
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't trust these city MD doctors. I looked out, really,

697
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: I looked out this week and my my physician was

698
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: an actual m D. Not to shoot on people with

699
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: d OS or you know whatever, but physicians assistance. But

700
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, well, I'm obviously going to feel better.

701
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: I know what. I take that back. Sorry, I mean,

702
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: I don't. Don't cut this out. But it's like fucking

703
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,759
Speaker 1: Brian from the Bachelorette, Right, do you watch the Bachelorette.

704
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: I watched this season, who was like every other was

705
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: the winner, the chiropractor, who was a quote unquote doctor,

706
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,280
Speaker 1: the smooth talker that isn't anything perfect and like tongued

707
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: tongue rammed her in the first sucking episode. It was

708
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,880
Speaker 1: his kissing was wilder, it was blue. I'm surprised if

709
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: the wrestlers stayed there for so long. What did she

710
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: see in him? I don't I didn't get it either.

711
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: I think he was a good guy, admitted a long time.

712
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: And also, you know, he was there so they could

713
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: stretch out that fight with him in the racist Why

714
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: did that racist stay there for so lust didn't have

715
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: no choice. That's the thing about the show is they

716
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: keep them. Have you seen Unreal on Lifetime? Oh yeah,

717
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: oh yes, it's it's I can't believe that it would

718
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: be even that real. Like that's so fucked up. You

719
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: have to make out with these people and just like

720
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: try and have a moment in front of all these

721
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: lights and ship. Yeah. I mean that's also another thing

722
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: is it's like I remember the one episode where she

723
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: got on the hot tub with Peter who was the

724
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: runner up, and he was like rubbing up her back

725
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: and they were in the hot tub. I'm like, there's

726
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: cameras there. I know. In this article today that I

727
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: posted on Facebook, it literally was talking about Bachelor in

728
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: Paradise and it described the Bachelor contestants as people with great,

729
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 1: great bodies who just don't really have the heart to

730
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: do porn. I was just it is like a gateway

731
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: like a sex tape. It's certainly not dissimilar. It's just

732
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 1: exhibitionist in that way, which is fine, like no stigma,

733
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: but it's just it's it's a little you know, yeah,

734
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: what you're calling it love. You're trying to be like

735
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: all sincere about some bullshit. Totally, totally totally. I just like,

736
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 1: you just wanna get your dick wet? Are you watching

737
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise? No, but I heard like that really

738
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: unfortunate story about how people were black out drunk and

739
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 1: she know it was it was. It's not good and

740
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: they've they've now. So I didn't watch this episode last night,

741
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 1: but they had her on to give like her tell all,

742
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna watch that episode. But it can't have

743
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: gone good. The thing about that situation is you can't

744
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,439
Speaker 1: deal with it. Well, it should have just been canceled, yeah,

745
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 1: like shut it down. But also when there's a lot

746
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: of money involved, it goes back to the whole Tailor

747
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: Swift thing and everything, like when there's money involved, you

748
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: just keep on going and if you never apologize, then

749
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 1: you're never wrong and you just exactly God, that sounds

750
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: like the White House's platform at this point. This whole

751
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: article was it was like this new Tailor Swift video

752
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,759
Speaker 1: is the first pure piece of Trump era art. It's

753
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: like Reagan Air, aren't we think about like Top Gone

754
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,959
Speaker 1: and fucking like Dynasty where it's just like rich people

755
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: are military people. And now it's like, oh, this is

756
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 1: going to be about like this is just that second

757
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: coming of that where it's just like we're fascinated by

758
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: rich people. I mean we kind of did that during

759
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: the Bush years too, like with the Simple Life and stuff.

760
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: I was sending a conversation recently about like the direction

761
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: of music, about how everything like this new Tailor Swift

762
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: sound was like it's just very like kind of industrial,

763
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: like more industrial and like clubby than anything she's ever done,

764
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: And I thought like, yeah, gay, like right, But like

765
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 1: the thing is like if that's where we're at right now,

766
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 1: like kind of very like eighties. If we're in the

767
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: eighties right now, like like in terms of politics and

768
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: in terms of like music, then like with the next

769
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: coming will be like I think that rock music will

770
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 1: come back. I think that something will happen where like

771
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think ahead to like what's going

772
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: to be next, because we can't exist in this space anymore.

773
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 1: I feel like Lady Gaga was getting a little bit

774
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 1: more rock with her new album Joanne, Like you knew

775
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: she was like going to go to Joanne. When she

776
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: brought out the pink cowboy hat. You're like, oh, here's

777
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,800
Speaker 1: another song I don't know, and she um and she

778
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 1: and the Cure, the Cure, like such a nice nineties

779
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: and B throwback, and I'm just like, oh that, like

780
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,880
Speaker 1: do that Like I'm mistaking happy Place. That's my favorite

781
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: type of music. Yeah, somebody told me that Taylor Swift's

782
00:41:56,080 --> 00:42:00,720
Speaker 1: new song reminds them of Peaches. She's just like, really,

783
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: look what you made me do? Look what you made me.

784
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: It's not it's really bad. I'm I'm regretful to say that.

785
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: I'm interested to hear what the album sounds. I think

786
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 1: I'll listen to it one time through and then make

787
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 1: a decision about it. Like, but I will listen to

788
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: it because I'm interested. But the thing is like, it can't.

789
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel like it's going to go in a

790
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: very musical direction. It just sounds like she's like pissed

791
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: and like wants to make dance music and be this

792
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: new Taeler who wears like a choker. I mean enough,

793
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 1: is she going to be in a movie and like

794
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: put on like passific nose and be like I need

795
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: an oscar? Yeah? Remember well she was briefly cast in

796
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: Lame miss As and then they were like but she was,

797
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: but this is something I just remembered, and she campaign

798
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: to play Joni Mitchell in a biopic and Joanie was like,

799
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: funck now that Oh my guy, she was trying to

800
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: do movies. She was in that stupid ass that Time's

801
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 1: Day with a thousand people in it. I never saw

802
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: because I like myself. Yeah right, the real icons do

803
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: it all. They're great in movies like Gaga, Rihanna, Madonna

804
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: fucking like, you know, leave of their own and okay,

805
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: Avida Avida of course, okay rule number ninety eight of

806
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: culture Madonna and Avita. Okay, I can't, but I will,

807
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: but I will. But we did. Um, oh my god,

808
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: I just lost my train of thought. But when can

809
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: I ask you guys a question? So the I don't

810
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: think so, honey, has there ever been one that just

811
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: like fell flat where we're just like, I'm so sorry,

812
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 1: like someone just like bombed. No, I don't truly. I

813
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: mean we've bombed all the time on the pod, but

814
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: like I will do one shortly going to do it.

815
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: But the live show, no, I think if anything, like

816
00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: everyone always kills but the thing is like, oh and

817
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: on this last a live show, we had a couple

818
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 1: occasions where people decided to come for us. Oh wow.

819
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: For example, Timothy Dunne he turned to us and said,

820
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Childless adults at disney World,

821
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: and Bowen and I have been known to frequent disney World.

822
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: Not one child between the funds. It was terrible, and

823
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: also fully said, I don't think so, honey. Matt Rodgers

824
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: and Bowen Yang, why should we listen to you about culture?

825
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 1: You think you're the only two gay people. She goes

826
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: Matt Roger, She goes Matt Rogers. Can I be friends

827
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: with you? Because all your friends become famous except you?

828
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And then she goes bow and Yang. Um,

829
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 1: you never get foxed? Well, it's called one hundred contact

830
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: No son Barby Parker, more like no wait sponsored by Spoke,

831
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: no sponsored by Warby anyway. No, no one's like no,

832
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 1: no one's bombed. Sometimes I disagree mostly Bowen Yank's. Sometimes

833
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: Bowen will say some things and I'll just turn turn

834
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: my I don't think so, honey, right around on him.

835
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, got it. Yeah, So it's it's um. Don't

836
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: you guys come up with this because we used to

837
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: say it to each other. We say to each other,

838
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: and I had the idea to make it a segment. Um.

839
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think so, honey. And then we

840
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,880
Speaker 1: just but here's the thing, and I was I think

841
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: I said this at the show. Like at first we

842
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 1: were like, let's just like build a segment around a

843
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 1: stupid catchphrase like they do on all the podcasts and dumb.

844
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: But then like slowly, like people got into it and

845
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: we were like, like you you stare at a catchphrase,

846
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: the catchphrase stares back, and people are like, it's the

847
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 1: it's the centerpiece of the show. And we were like,

848
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: oh my god, like it's like it's snowballing and like

849
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 1: not in a good or a bad way. It's just

850
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: like we thought it was like a goofy bullshit thick.

851
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: I mean, is that what the shirt says? What the

852
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: T shirt that they sold the show? Yeah, yeah, that's

853
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: so funny. Anyway, it's amazing. It's bizarre because it's like

854
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: that genuinely was just something we said. You never Okay,

855
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: So sometimes you get sent like because comedy writers, you

856
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: get sent like a packet to do and they're like,

857
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: come up with some bits to do on the show,

858
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: and you can never think of anything like that's always

859
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: how weak I am, Like you wanted to come with

860
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: jokes I can come with jokes, but when it's like

861
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: come up with some segments, oh my god, because it's

862
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: just like it's just like terrible, like low budget game

863
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: shows in ninety seconds or less right. And I hated

864
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 1: packets because it was always for like an older white

865
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:40,960
Speaker 1: woman or man, and like my manage would read these

866
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: packets for like Conan and Jimmy came out and then

867
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: she's just like at the end of every sentence, I hear,

868
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 1: hey girl, Hey, so you can't. You just gotta write

869
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: for yourself. But I love me a catchphrase like I

870
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: don't know if I did this at the n y

871
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: U show, but I used to do this from the

872
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:58,840
Speaker 1: waist down fucking shit at colleges where I'm just like

873
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: from waist down, I don't remember that, but I do,

874
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: But you do say that's your Journey's podcast I have

875
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 1: for like three episodes, and I was like fun talking

876
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: to people, it's your journey boo, and like from the

877
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 1: waist down, I was like say it like when you

878
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: get like a fortune cookie. Yeah, you know what. Here's

879
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: the thing about catchphrases and people should on them all

880
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: the time is like cheap and hacky, but like they

881
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: really do provide a framework for comedic thoughts and like, yes,

882
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 1: people who, people who did. I don't think so many

883
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 1: shows like who were not stand ups, like it just

884
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: like brought something out of them, Like it gave them

885
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: like a nice strong starting POV. Yeah, and it's a

886
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 1: it's a license totally. And you. I think Michelle specifically

887
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: was an exemplary. I don't think so many because she

888
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: actually follow the rule of just repeat. I don't think

889
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: so many as many times as possible. Every single sentence

890
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: Michelle said started out, Oh, I didn't even know that

891
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: was one of the rules, but I knew you would.

892
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: I just like I felt the spirit you you embodied.

893
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:00,280
Speaker 1: I don't think so many that's why. But you asked

894
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: the first action was lost. I had this coworker who

895
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:07,399
Speaker 1: went and she was like, I hate this puss too,

896
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 1: but I agreed with I kind of agree. I was like, yeah,

897
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: you know what I'm wrong. I never until you're I

898
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: don't think I just did it. And you want to

899
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: know what it is? It was Bieber that was driving

900
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: me away. Okay, there's an original version, but like, just

901
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: take Bieber out of the equations. He's not even like

902
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: really speaking English. Do you think that Bieber is sexy? No? Um, no,

903
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: that yeah, and that's it. No, I want to like

904
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: I see the sex, but no, like I feel like

905
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: I see right through him and I like knows game however,

906
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: and even though I had an abortion, like the year

907
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 1: he was born, probably be my kid, But no, he

908
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: is not sexy. He's like, but there's blazing insecurity with

909
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: a bunch of talent and dick and um, that's just

910
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: not my type. Totally. Yeah. I feel like people are

911
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 1: tricked into thinking he's sexy because they oil that bitch

912
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: up and those You could have a water slide with

913
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: no water and he would shoot down it. He is

914
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: oiled up at all times. I like he is loose.

915
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,359
Speaker 1: I think he did this song because he's like trying

916
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,840
Speaker 1: to get back at Selena because he's like, oh you

917
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: you think you run the Spanish game with the fucking millennials. No,

918
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: here we go. And then like, yeah, she's got she's

919
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: got like more followers than I think any Kardashian or

920
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: j Low, Like she's got like the Marcus between like

921
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 1: hispanic right right right, But that's so often because it's

922
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: like Selena gums his music like appeals to all demos,

923
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: but justin Bieber trying to get back at her for

924
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: going in this one specific vertical of the musical genre.

925
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 1: Is like so, but like I feel like they're always

926
00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 1: music trying to get back at each other. Yes, yes,

927
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 1: crazy because no, you're right because his last single, his

928
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: most recent single that came out like last week, it's

929
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: called Friends, and it's actually really good. His music is good.

930
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: Don't don't apologize, he's actually good. He pays a lot

931
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 1: of instruments. He's a dick, but like they're all as

932
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 1: long as he's not running like a sex cult at

933
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 1: his house and like peeing on like fifteen year old girls.

934
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, he's a dick. He doesn't want

935
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: to take a selfie, but all right does that? Taylor?

936
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: Who do you stand for though? Is there a popular

937
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: artist that you fully kid? Yeah? Gaga, fuck, I just

938
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: like old people that's like Lionel Sure, yeah Maria No,

939
00:50:35,719 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: I can't stand or sit for that. Yeah, But is

940
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: that because of what she's become or what she was? Could?

941
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: Were you never down from Maria? But you see your

942
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: in concert. I always loved her music, but I always

943
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 1: felt like she's a girl I would never get along with.

944
00:50:48,120 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 1: She makes you feel shitty for not wearing heels. That's

945
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: how I feel. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

946
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: She's like, are you gonna eat that bread? Doling? It's like, yeah,

947
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: but Doling, it's so annoying. I don't even know, you

948
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: know what. I really love Cia. Yes, he's fucking great.

949
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: She's looking cool and I like see him Rihanna together,

950
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: and I like Rihanna as well. I feel like that

951
00:51:11,560 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: bit just got a story. And um, I feel like

952
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: she does the most by doing the least. And I

953
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: love that she can't blink. Yeah, she I love her

954
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: because now I feel like the bitch is always high. Yes, yes,

955
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: I truly think she gives zero fox, and that to

956
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 1: me is a quality that I admire. But she also

957
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 1: gives the right fox for the right things, like the

958
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 1: mat ball. She always follows the assignment. She's a good student.

959
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: She's a good student when she needs to be, when

960
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: it counts. Yes, yeah, I think she's a lot smarter

961
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 1: than people give her too, because then you're like, you know,

962
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: you always know what people are going to do. Yeah,

963
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, You're never surprised, never surprised

964
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 1: because they think she's dumb. They think she's a dumb blonde. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

965
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: but she's not. She's That's that's the thing about Like,

966
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: I think I've said this before, but whenever anyone's like, oh,

967
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: Beyonce doesn't write her ship, Rihanna doesn't write her ship,

968
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you saying that? Do you think

969
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,799
Speaker 1: she's stupid? No? I was like no, no, yeah, yeah,

970
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: I was like, do you think she's stupid? Okay, why? Yeah?

971
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 1: Ask yourself? Is this definitely not racial? Because it probably is.

972
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 1: Like I think there's a lot of is this long Island?

973
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: Who is this? I'm just saying, like there's people out

974
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 1: there that are like, yeah, there's no way that Beyonce

975
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: or Rihanna are involved in what they do creatively at all.

976
00:52:33,560 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why are you saying that? It's like why,

977
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: why are why is it not possible that they are.

978
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,400
Speaker 1: It's also like Katie Perry cant can barely make it

979
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: through a fucking interview too. It's like she skips every

980
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: other syllable all the time, and it's like, you're not

981
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: putting that on her. It's just it's an interesting double standard.

982
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 1: It's like it's it's that's a kernel. It is because

983
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,439
Speaker 1: if you're too like Olivia Pope, they're like, she thinks

984
00:52:57,480 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: she's boogie. But if you're like on a high on

985
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: a boat, they're like, yeah, totally so tough for us.

986
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: I keep touching your knees. Okay, now I'm so sorry,

987
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,360
Speaker 1: Michelle touched each other. Your co stars get like some

988
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: hand sanitizer outside in the bathroom. Would never forget. You

989
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: can't have a bowl on your knees. Girl, what you

990
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: mean piste all over my knee? I'm kidding, well, I

991
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:25,479
Speaker 1: love that you speaking of pissing. Um. So, Nicole Buyer

992
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: had this great fucking quote at Lady Gaga because we

993
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: had really good seats on the floor and she's like,

994
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 1: why are they punishing us for having money? Because we

995
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,759
Speaker 1: had to go like a very long way to get

996
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: in the bullpen and then it was just porter potties.

997
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: We're in the bullpen. Yeah, we were just we had

998
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: flour seats, but you had to go through the bullpen

999
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:47,520
Speaker 1: entrance and like all the four did you guys see

1000
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: you the other night? Yeah? With you? You have a

1001
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: nice weather night. I was a nice weather night. So

1002
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:58,400
Speaker 1: that was you. Francesca Sesha, Nicole and and oh my god,

1003
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 1: such a that's a dream group. It was really fun

1004
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: you smoking weed on the floor. Um. I had a

1005
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: little mushroom tea and then I had a little hashpen ye.

1006
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,000
Speaker 1: I wish I had gone to this. It was hard

1007
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: to smoke though, because the eight year old was next

1008
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 1: to me really trying to blow in her face. Stop

1009
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: little bit good for eight year olds going to gaga.

1010
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't get people that try to

1011
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: get their dogs high. Your dogor sup wants a tree.

1012
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to be your Doleso doesn't know what

1013
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,279
Speaker 1: the going on. Your dog wants to get high, it'd

1014
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: be begging you for some weeks. Yeah, you can't do

1015
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: that to your dog. And also have you ever seen

1016
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: the videos of the babies. This is crazy, but there's

1017
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,920
Speaker 1: a video one time I saw of a baby that

1018
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 1: had a nicotine addiction. Oh yeah, from like the Philippines

1019
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: and the baby was smoking the cigar like a We

1020
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,719
Speaker 1: had to write jokes about that fat baby on Best

1021
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: Week Ever. I did the research that was it's really

1022
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: scared me and cried when you try to like get

1023
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,919
Speaker 1: a cigarettes, Yeah, that was crazy. The baby like had

1024
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: the whole. It was so lived. Oh yeah, it's a

1025
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: very lived in snow. Best week ever when was that?

1026
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 1: It was? Well, it was like two five at first,

1027
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: and then it came back for like twelve thirteen. Were

1028
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 1: you there with Michelle Collins? Yeah? Yeah, okay, so you

1029
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 1: know every do you know Brian Foss and Josh l

1030
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: Brian actually wrote my segment Panties off for me, Panties on,

1031
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: Panties off. N He's the best. He is the best,

1032
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: He's the most he's the most boyish daddy. I haven't

1033
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 1: seen himbout. I love him. I saw him a couple

1034
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: of weeks ago. When I think of him, I think

1035
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 1: a bow tie. I don't know why. I don't think

1036
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 1: he's ever worn a boat tipe, but I think a

1037
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: bow tie. But he's a bois guy. Yes, he's very

1038
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: He's Bradley Cooper and Wedding Crashers, Oh my god. Yeah,

1039
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,280
Speaker 1: but nice but nice. I actually think the Bradley Cooper

1040
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: was has never been hotter than he was in Wedding Crashers. Yeah.

1041
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: Did you see him as a hell of phant man? Oh? Dick,

1042
00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: he had his dick out? Well no, but I could

1043
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 1: see through this pants. I haven't seen any good male

1044
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: celebs naked live on Broadway Live like Daniel Rodd. I

1045
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 1: didn't even see eques. I didn't even see the Daniel

1046
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:25,840
Speaker 1: recof Dick. Like you were looking for it, I went, okay,

1047
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: I was like it was hiding. Yeah, I need to

1048
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: I need to stick this out a little bit more.

1049
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: Can I tell you one time I saw Crisp Pine

1050
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: in person, and I couldn't stop looking at him. I

1051
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: saw him too at Freeman's. He's crazy hot, he is

1052
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 1: very attractive, but he also just screams patriarchy. So I'm like, yes,

1053
00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: he's very American psycho. I'm gonna get my way no

1054
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 1: matter what, not that it's his own fault. I'm sure

1055
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: he's like woken, wonderful. But yeah, but him Zack, yes, no,

1056
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: thank you. Also, he's too ripped for me now, yeah,

1057
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,759
Speaker 1: he's too drapped up. Um, okay, let's move on to

1058
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Let's do I don't think

1059
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 1: so honey. Great, it's time now I don't think so honey,

1060
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: which I guess. Um as of tomorrow. If you're listening today, um,

1061
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: you can listen to on our own channel NOM as

1062
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:18,560
Speaker 1: of next week next Wednesday, we're releasing yea all right,

1063
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: so soon you can listen to our own channel. I

1064
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: feel like it's been two weeks though three Um anyway,

1065
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: um anyway, yeah, soon you can listen to it. You

1066
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 1: can also listen to it unspoke anytime. I don't think

1067
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,920
Speaker 1: so honey live Michelle but absolutely slays it. Lots of

1068
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,000
Speaker 1: other comics are on there, killing, killing, killing, killing, killing,

1069
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: and it's such a fun show. We hope, we hope

1070
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,919
Speaker 1: to have another one very soon. You guys, it's gonna

1071
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 1: be really fun. But with a twist lemonar line, Um,

1072
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 1: an orange twist, can you imagine just dip the whole

1073
00:57:54,880 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 1: thing in. I wouldn't mind. I don't even orange twists anyway. Um, So, okay, this,

1074
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: I don't think the money. This is our a minute

1075
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: to wear rail against something in culture or life which

1076
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,080
Speaker 1: is just killing us and getting at us. And uh

1077
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: sometimes it stumps us. But I have a good one. Okay,

1078
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: you go first. Okay, all right, so you're gonna set

1079
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: me up, bitch, This is Matt Rodgers is I don't

1080
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: think so honey. Time starts now, I don't think so honey,

1081
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 1: orange juice, bitch, you are poison. You are chock full

1082
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,919
Speaker 1: of sugar. And guess what if they try to tell you, bitch,

1083
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: that you should be drinking orange juice to flush out

1084
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: your system and get you well, guess what. You better

1085
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 1: hope that party of viral diseases and canker sores because

1086
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 1: vitamin C and citrus acid is bad for your mouth

1087
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: and yours will come roaring to life. Guess what orange juice,

1088
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: especially y'all with pope. You think that you are natural,

1089
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 1: You think that you think that you can offer it

1090
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 1: to children. You're killing the kids because guess what those

1091
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: kids will be drinking water or milk. Yes, I said

1092
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,920
Speaker 1: milk as an adult. Don't drink the milk. You don't

1093
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:00,200
Speaker 1: need it as a kid. Get your bones strong, but

1094
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: don't drink juice. Jewish is poison. I learned it from

1095
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: Henry Koperski. Also, he wants me to tell everyone that

1096
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: he thought Taylor Starbage well for everyone else, he hasn't

1097
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: listening to her for five, six, seven years, But he

1098
00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: also hasn't been drinking orange shoes. And that's the point

1099
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: of this. I don't think so, honey, Honey, I'm never

1100
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,760
Speaker 1: gonna drink orange juice again. It made me sick. Orange juice,

1101
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 1: you are the cause of my melody. That's one minute

1102
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: testifying orangeice, feeling bad about it. There's never been a

1103
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 1: good o j that the juice is loosen. The juice

1104
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,840
Speaker 1: is loose, juice needs to be locked out of both

1105
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 1: all kinds of the juice. I'll get next. I have

1106
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: a similar one. Wow, And you know this is ing yangs.

1107
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honny. Time starts now. I don't

1108
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Fucking lozenges my throat has been I'm

1109
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 1: sorry this is a slow one because I just that's

1110
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 1: where my brain is that I don't think so, honey.

1111
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,040
Speaker 1: Loss and just because look, you barely make my throat

1112
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: feel better, and the numbing ones like what am I

1113
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: the fucking dentist's office. You're gonna know my whole mouth? No,

1114
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:00,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I have food, eat, and

1115
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: I want to feel the texture and the mouth feel

1116
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: in my fucking mouth, against my cheek, against my molders.

1117
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: It's an it's it's it's a it's a sensory delight,

1118
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 1: and you're taking that away from me, and honey, I

1119
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: don't I don't think so, honey. Lozengees hauls a fucking

1120
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: pep talk on every rapper. Bullshit, it's all platitudes I've

1121
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: heard from the fucking secret or something. Just get hire

1122
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:29,160
Speaker 1: new writers, staff writers, get w g A on it.

1123
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:34,080
Speaker 1: I want actual, original pep talks from you on your rappers.

1124
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:37,120
Speaker 1: I don't like these fucking cuiche generic. Second, I don't

1125
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 1: think so many sephical number one doctor recommended, No Number

1126
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: one me loathed. That's one minute. I'm sorry that I

1127
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: want to tell everyone something at home. You have to

1128
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: stand up out of your chair right now wherever you

1129
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,479
Speaker 1: are listening, and you have to give boning around because

1130
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: that was really hard for you, because I saw you

1131
01:00:55,440 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: startling the whole time, trying to breathe, you drag you

1132
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: ask out of bed today to come here, and I

1133
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 1: have what you had, and I know that it's really bad.

1134
01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:09,439
Speaker 1: Don't don't lionize me. Okay, well, thank you, Okay, fine, bitch,

1135
01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 1: you suck that sucked there you go? Alright, So now

1136
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: and imagine establishing a legacy, yes, like like Michelle did

1137
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: with her I don't think so, honey. And now it's online.

1138
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 1: This is a game with someone's bitch. Every episode counts

1139
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 1: everything serves you the next alright, so this is Michelle,

1140
01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: but's I don't think so, honey, and time starts now.

1141
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, motherfucker. If you want to

1142
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: bite to my house and don't bring something, bitch, you

1143
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 1: don't need to be at ghetto Martha Steward to understand

1144
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 1: fucking life works, motherfucker. I don't think so, honey. If

1145
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: you think I'm gonna be like Voila, David's in the help,

1146
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: just trying to serve you and ship, I'm not trying

1147
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: to serve you, honey. Are you going to my fruit

1148
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 1: basket acting like that's the food I cooked for your ass?

1149
01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. That ship is from whole

1150
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: foods made by a prisoner in the Bronx, and I

1151
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:11,040
Speaker 1: paid extra money for that banana. Motherfucker put it down.

1152
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. If you're trying to get

1153
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:16,840
Speaker 1: all my laquix, meanwhile, somebody else brought rose drink the

1154
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 1: rose bitch. Now you want to make a fucking sprintzer

1155
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 1: with Mala, I don't think so, honey. You got me

1156
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 1: acting like a fucking fool, hide on cases of under

1157
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 1: my couch like a crazy person because I'm trying to

1158
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,439
Speaker 1: hide ship from my friends. I don't think so, honey,

1159
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:33,360
Speaker 1: if you ain't bringing ship to my house, because this

1160
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: is how you make a bit and unfriended bitch on Facebook. Lak,

1161
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,000
Speaker 1: that's your drag name. Actually it's dick Lexia and I'm dyslexic.

1162
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 1: Thank you. Oh my god, my drag name is Lacrosse.

1163
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:55,520
Speaker 1: That is I can't believe Davis. That was really good.

1164
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: That was amazing and it might even I don't know

1165
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: if it tops. That's puss though, it's up there. It's

1166
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 1: up there. You're a legendary. Thank you, and this has

1167
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: been a really wonderful episode of Los Colatrisa's and everyone's

1168
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: going to gag and I thank you so much for

1169
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: coming out of here so much. No, you're the best,

1170
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: and he loves you for years, and we'll love you

1171
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: till I die. I'll love this bit until my dieing day.

1172
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,720
Speaker 1: That is something true. That is something true that when

1173
01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm laying down in my grave, you will look down

1174
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 1: at me and I'm not sure it will say Michelle,

1175
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 1: where in the water. My name is um Thomas Blunt.

1176
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:50,439
Speaker 1: My name is Greg Flirk. Just kidding. Both our names

1177
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: are Emma and that's Michelle bo iconic God listen, I

1178
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: think it's bouto and I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1179
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: What is it for? Everyone? For definition? The Facebook friend her,

1180
01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: she's asking for it on a mascow Thanks deal. See

1181
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: what white can. This has been a Forever Dog production

1182
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay, and Brett Bom.

1183
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 1: For more podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Productions dot com.

1184
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: Do